Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2021


GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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Frankie Grande Joe Rogan Maddie Knife Quiz Stephen Colbert B. Ryan Knight Rider Dana White Antifa Trump David Campbell Katie Hopkins Candace Owens Harry Potter Larry Barnes Wayne Dupree Dusty Bogan Dan Harmon Jovi Val Jim Gold Rockaways and 8 more
S04E24 - COURTNEY LOVE IS ANGRY S04E26 - GET OUT OF THE CITY

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Gavin McInnes is joined by Frankie Grande to talk about his theory that Ariana Grande's brother might be gay. They also talk about the fact that Frankie is part of a throuple, and why it's not a normal thing for a gay person to be in a threesome with a married couple. Gavin also talks about how he and Ariana met and fell in love in high school, and how it's okay to be gay in the 21st century, even if you're not in love with someone you're dating. Also, Gavin talks about why he thinks Ariana and her sister, Ariana's ex-husband, Pete Davidson, may be gay and why he doesn't think it's a bad thing. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Gimlet Media and Gimlet TV. Please consider pledging a small monthly support by clicking the link below and we'll send you a free gift! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show. I never asked for a free ride, but at least I got a ride. Live from New York, I'll see you in 2020. Get off my lawn! Get on my lawn, I'm GONE! -Gavin xoxo, Caitlyn Jenner and Evan Rachel Woods Logo by Courtney DeKorte Music by Ian Dorsch and Bobby Lord Produced by Haley Shaw Artwork by Jeff Kaale Cover art by Ian McKinnon and Rachel Ward Editor by Jeff Perla is airdrops Our theme song is . and by Jeffree Starrett in the album art by . We are , & our logo is by ( ) and our logo by , and our theme music is , which is ? by ) and , is on the cover art is by . . Please rate us at with , & ) has , our theme song by & , the music is by my band is by our logo by my editor is ! for this episode is on . Thank you for your feedback is in this episode s , so please tell us what you think we can do with this song is beautiful, or , it s a little bit better than that, and .

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00:00:08.000 I never asked for a free ride.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:21.000 At least I showed up.
00:00:22.000 You showed me nothing at all.
00:00:27.000 It's coming down on me.
00:00:31.000 Water like misery It's coming down on me I'm ready rain on I'd rather be dry but At least I'm alive Rain on me I'd rather be dry but At least I'm alive Rain on me
00:01:09.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.
00:01:13.000 Rain on me. 0.98
00:01:15.000 That was, of course, legendary Frankie Grande, Ariana Grande's brother, who I think might be gay.
00:01:27.000 What gave you that impression? 0.85
00:01:29.000 I have a super advanced gaydar. 0.54
00:01:32.000 I can just tell.
00:01:34.000 And I look at him and I feel the vibes.
00:01:38.000 And I'm like definitely, well I shouldn't say definitely, nothing's definite, but definite gay vibes.
00:01:44.000 Look at this interview.
00:01:45.000 Now, tell me if this confirms my suspicions.
00:01:48.000 I sent it to him in another email. 0.97
00:01:49.000 He was on ABC, USA Today, ABC, NBC, Morning America, fuckin' waking up and having a coffee and gossiping instead of working. 0.97
00:02:00.000 Being a mom is the toughest job. 1.00
00:02:02.000 You can tell by the TV they watch.
00:02:05.000 As we're working our asses off.
00:02:08.000 As you're driving a truck through torrential rainfall having to go down an exit in the opposite direction.
00:02:13.000 They're at home watching this after having prepared some school lunches.
00:02:17.000 Frankie Grande.
00:02:20.000 I'm totally supportive of my sister and her Thank U, Next.
00:02:22.000 I know and you're such a good friend too.
00:02:24.000 She loves you and she loves your support.
00:02:26.000 Thank you, Next.
00:02:27.000 Thank you.
00:02:28.000 Next.
00:02:29.000 Thank you.
00:02:30.000 Next.
00:02:31.000 Was it good?
00:02:31.000 I was like kind of on tune.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, you were.
00:02:33.000 You did an amazing job.
00:02:34.000 You're beautiful.
00:02:43.000 Like, just pause.
00:02:45.000 Say he's going through cancer treatment or, uh, he's, you know, say he's, uh, abandoned on a cliff for three days.
00:02:55.000 He's not talking like that.
00:02:57.000 He's not like, oh my God, you guys, I need to get some food or something.
00:03:01.000 Cause I'm literally, like literally, literally, literally starving to death.
00:03:04.000 So it's an affectation and it's annoying.
00:03:10.000 Anyway, go back.
00:03:12.000 Frankie covered it for us.
00:03:13.000 You recently revealed also that you are part of a throuple.
00:03:18.000 Don't tell us more.
00:03:19.000 Did you just merge?
00:03:20.000 Did you just merge?
00:03:21.000 He puts his paws down like that?
00:03:23.000 What is that?
00:03:24.000 I'm a puppy?
00:03:24.000 I can't even describe it.
00:03:28.000 So it's confirmed.
00:03:29.000 My suspicions were correct. 1.00
00:03:30.000 He is a gay. 1.00
00:03:33.000 A couple. 0.88
00:03:34.000 Yes, a throuple.
00:03:35.000 So I'm dating two married men.
00:03:37.000 They're wonderful.
00:03:38.000 Mike and Daniel, a doctor and a lawyer.
00:03:41.000 You got both.
00:03:42.000 I love it when normal people try to make homosexuality normal too.
00:03:48.000 And they're like, I'm married.
00:03:50.000 I mean, I'm dating a married couple.
00:03:52.000 No, you're not.
00:03:52.000 They're not married.
00:03:53.000 None of this is real. 0.93
00:03:55.000 You're gays. 1.00
00:03:56.000 You have your own world going on. 0.80
00:03:58.000 I'm not trying to ban it.
00:03:59.000 It's none of my beeswax, but it's not a normal world.
00:04:03.000 No one's dating a married couple here on earth.
00:04:06.000 No.
00:04:07.000 It's fake.
00:04:09.000 You're LARPing.
00:04:10.000 You're playing house.
00:04:13.000 Oh, you got a doctor and a lawyer.
00:04:14.000 You got both.
00:04:15.000 That's exactly like when my mother said to me as a young lady that I should marry a doctor or a lawyer.
00:04:20.000 It's the same.
00:04:21.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 It's just the same. 0.98
00:04:23.000 You're just gays. 1.00
00:04:24.000 They're just like us.
00:04:29.000 What are you doing?
00:04:30.000 Keep going.
00:04:32.000 I got both and also like I've been single for nine years so like I was I'm very Japanese anime.
00:04:40.000 I was very open to the possibilities of like you know like what does love look like like what could love be?
00:04:44.000 Oh they went to Harry Potter together because they're pedophiles.
00:04:47.000 It was like we met each other and it was a good common interest like.
00:04:50.000 Who hit on who though? 0.99
00:04:52.000 We all loved dicks. 0.99
00:04:54.000 Grande Love? 0.98
00:04:55.000 Frankie Grande or Grande Love? 0.98
00:04:56.000 What the fuck is his name even now? 0.99
00:04:59.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:04:59.000 His name's Frankie Grande. 0.99
00:05:01.000 This is like a subhead. 0.98
00:05:04.000 They're wasting their lower third with just random crap. 0.97
00:05:07.000 He gives subhead. 0.99
00:05:10.000 Well, I was, I was hosting a charity gathering. 0.99
00:05:12.000 Meanwhile, all three of those hosts are purposely blocking out the intercourse that goes on with this thruple and the disgusting jizz baths they have. 1.00
00:05:21.000 And the black guy is like, this is disgusting. 1.00
00:05:24.000 The black guy's like, I quit. 1.00
00:05:28.000 I'll go to church and shit. 1.00
00:05:29.000 Do I have to sit here for this one? 1.00
00:05:31.000 He's like, the guys are going to fucking rig me over the coast. 0.56
00:05:33.000 Who do you think the lucky Pierre is in that group? 0.99
00:05:37.000 Ugh.
00:05:40.000 And they were at the front table, right in the front.
00:05:42.000 So it was kind of like those cosmic, like, sparks.
00:05:45.000 Yeah, you were batting those eyelashes.
00:05:46.000 Oh, how romantic.
00:05:47.000 Yeah, those cosmic sparks, you know.
00:05:48.000 Batting my eyelashes hard, I was!
00:05:50.000 Frankie, who pays? 1.00
00:05:51.000 Like, so when you go out, do you have to treat, like, how, is there, is there, like, a leader?
00:05:55.000 No, no, actually, I mean, they do take care of me a lot.
00:05:58.000 They do, they do pay for things a lot, which is what we do. 1.00
00:06:00.000 Yeah, because you're a whore. 1.00
00:06:01.000 He's a dildo. 1.00
00:06:16.000 You're barely human! 1.00
00:06:18.000 You know what, he's sub Dan Harmon's real doll.
00:06:21.000 Because that thing, it doesn't have volition to walk out of this situation.
00:06:25.000 They're kind of the same as real dolls.
00:06:28.000 Do they have souls?
00:06:30.000 Do they go to heaven?
00:06:31.000 Do they go to hell?
00:06:34.000 How do they clean you out, Frankie? 0.94
00:06:36.000 They use a hose, they drag me onto a... 1.00
00:06:39.000 Yeah, it's pretty new for us as a society and it's new for these dumb fucking bitch glamour housewives and this poor black dude pretending that it's not disgusting and wrong and doomed, invariably doomed. 1.00
00:06:57.000 It's not like they're gonna have a happy family and be around in 20 years. 1.00
00:07:00.000 Anyway, that brings us to the normal world.
00:07:03.000 As a conservative, as a normal, right-of-center human being, as a not-lefter, you want to meet someone.
00:07:10.000 I was just working on this project today and I was talking about Deplorable and Night for Freedom, Night of Freedom that Cernovich put on, where after Trump was elected, young conservatives wanted to meet and romance.
00:07:23.000 And Antifa was outside hurling bottles, batteries, feces, 0.95
00:07:28.000 Uh, piss, sending Antifa down, demanding they come downstairs and be killed. 0.98
00:07:34.000 At one point this old Jewish guy said, alright, I'll come outside, I didn't do anything wrong. 0.99
00:07:39.000 They beat him mercilessly into cardiac arrest, strangled him.
00:07:43.000 David Campbell, the Antifa responsible, spent a year in Rikers, where he is right now, serving his sentence.
00:07:49.000 Pathetic sentence, it's no Max and John for four years.
00:07:51.000 But anyway, the point is, as a conservative it's hard to find someone if you don't live in the deep south, then go to Omega Church. 0.95
00:07:58.000 Drome is here to meet your needs.
00:08:01.000 It's the place to meet conservative girls. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Most dating apps are terrible.
00:08:04.000 There's superficial face swiping apps and then there are the quote-unquote expert matching apps.
00:08:10.000 Both usually waste your time.
00:08:12.000 The solution is values-based matching.
00:08:15.000 If you're right wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.
00:08:20.000 Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children, and other core conservative values.
00:08:24.000 Sure, the right person might change to meet you where you are in life, but why not just find the perfect match from the start?
00:08:29.000 Drome is the best free, new, values-based dating app.
00:08:34.000 You pick deal breakers and deal makers.
00:08:36.000 There are no experts in match percentages, and you don't have to addictively check the app.
00:08:40.000 As soon as someone matches your deal breakers and deal makers, and you match theirs, you get a notification.
00:08:45.000 If you don't find a deal breaker or a deal maker that's important to you, you can add your own anonymously.
00:08:50.000 Drome is also video only for more human interactions.
00:08:53.000 Go to drome.date slash Gavin in your phone's browser.
00:08:58.000 Click the iOS or Google button to install and use the invite code Gavin to set up.
00:09:04.000 If you're already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends.
00:09:09.000 That's drome.date slash Gavin.
00:09:14.000 Drawm.
00:09:14.000 Design and meet your perfect match.
00:09:16.000 It's free to use.
00:09:16.000 That's drawm.date slash Gavin.
00:09:20.000 You know, my wife, well, she was a liberal.
00:09:22.000 I don't know what she is now.
00:09:24.000 Now that these liberal nut bars have terrorized our family for five years. 0.95
00:09:29.000 But back when I met my wife,
00:09:32.000 And sort of for all of American history, outside of the Vietnam War I assume, I don't remember those years, it didn't really matter what your political proclivities were, because we weren't in the midst of an American divorce. 0.88
00:09:44.000 So you'd meet a girl, you could say something like fucking close the borders, speak English. 0.94
00:09:51.000 I used to wear a shirt that said speak English, had an American flag on it. 0.98
00:09:55.000 I made it myself.
00:09:56.000 And everyone would just roll their eyes, oh Gav! 0.99
00:09:59.000 What will he think of next, that nut?
00:10:02.000 And now, you know, you wear a MAGA hat in New York City and it's either fight or, at best, kick me out of the bar.
00:10:12.000 Remember Jovi Val, who was caught wearing a MAGA hat at a bar?
00:10:16.000 He got bottled in the face.
00:10:18.000 His face was slit open.
00:10:20.000 PTSD.
00:10:20.000 What?
00:10:21.000 PTSD. 0.66
00:10:42.000 Well, he became kind of ostracized amongst his Puerto Rican friends for being pro-Trump, and they drove him out, and then he just became a Nazi.
00:10:52.000 This shirt I'm wearing is not sitting well with me.
00:10:55.000 I feel like a mime.
00:10:57.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:11:01.000 I was like, he was really, really upset about it.
00:11:03.000 Like, oh dude, it's cool, you have a cut.
00:11:05.000 All women get sopping wet when they see a facial scar. 1.00
00:11:09.000 He's like, yeah, I'll give you one then!
00:11:12.000 And that's when I thought, uh oh, are we starting to lose this guy?
00:11:16.000 He's getting a bit mental.
00:11:18.000 Now he wears an actual swastika medallion and goes to protest with a swastika sign while the rest of us are going, we're not Nazis, you're getting it all wrong.
00:11:27.000 He's like, no, you got it right. 0.72
00:11:30.000 I'm a Puerto Rican Nazi.
00:11:36.000 In the news, by the way, we have torrential rainfall.
00:11:40.000 Last night, I drove home to check my house.
00:11:45.000 My wife's out of town, I was working late.
00:11:48.000 It was like a, you know those maze games you play?
00:11:51.000 Where you go, no I can't go that way, that's a dead end.
00:11:53.000 So I take the maze home, and I see a puddle near my house.
00:11:58.000 I think I can do this.
00:11:59.000 I'm in a small car, BMW.
00:12:01.000 I rocket through the puddle,
00:12:03.000 Then there's a second one.
00:12:04.000 I'm right next to my house, but there's a big-ass puddle there, and I just go, hey, kid, you got this?
00:12:13.000 What's that from?
00:12:15.000 Knight Rider.
00:12:15.000 Whoa!
00:12:17.000 Not bad for a young buck.
00:12:17.000 Yep.
00:12:19.000 Yep.
00:12:19.000 Knight Rider.
00:12:20.000 How do you know that?
00:12:21.000 Well, you know, everyone knows the Hoff.
00:12:24.000 I love 30 year olds.
00:12:25.000 To be honest, it's from I love the 80s from VH1.
00:12:29.000 Oh, they taught me a lot.
00:12:33.000 He taught me a lot.
00:12:34.000 It's not really knowledge.
00:12:37.000 This is like today, we're in the car, because I'm dealing with getting this car towed.
00:12:41.000 I'm ruining the end of the story.
00:12:43.000 But I go, he goes, I love Costco.
00:12:45.000 I save so much money on gas.
00:12:46.000 And I go, okay.
00:12:48.000 And he goes, hey, you know what?
00:12:49.000 Next time we need Gatorade, just let me know and I'll get some.
00:12:52.000 I'm like, what do you mean?
00:12:53.000 We always need Gatorade.
00:12:55.000 We have a storage room.
00:12:56.000 Next time you're there, buy some Gatorade.
00:12:58.000 Okay, well give me some money and I'll buy some.
00:13:01.000 And I go, you can just buy it and I'll pay you back, whatever, the company will pay you back.
00:13:04.000 He goes, okay, I can do that on consignment if you want.
00:13:08.000 I'm like, that's not what consignment means.
00:13:11.000 Consignment is when you get something for free and then you sell it, then you give the money back.
00:13:15.000 No.
00:13:15.000 Isn't it?
00:13:16.000 No.
00:13:17.000 It's like if I had a motorcycle and Gavin says, hey let me try to sell the bike for you, I give it to Gavin on consignment.
00:13:24.000 He takes possession of it, tries to sell it, and then pays me.
00:13:29.000 I get like 20, I don't know, 10 to 20 percent.
00:13:32.000 Yeah.
00:13:32.000 If you have a store,
00:13:34.000 Then you can either buy merchandise and fill it up with merchandise that you bought and now you want to make your money back.
00:13:40.000 Or you don't own it.
00:13:41.000 Like a pawn shop.
00:13:42.000 And then you fill it with other people's property.
00:13:46.000 You sell it and then you take a commission.
00:13:48.000 So it's there on consignment.
00:13:50.000 Why am I explaining this?
00:13:52.000 There's not a lot of 12 year olds up right now.
00:13:54.000 There shouldn't be.
00:13:55.000 It's your bedtime kids.
00:14:00.000 But I hit the second one and Kit did not have my back.
00:14:05.000 Yep.
00:14:36.000 Now, I got insurance, so I'll just... I'll get a new one of equal value, but... Still feels like a big deal for a puddle to end your... I think that car was like $45,000.
00:14:44.000 $40,000?
00:14:44.000 $45,000?
00:14:44.000 $45,000? $45,000?
00:14:49.000 But I'm, I, I got off easy judging by the newspapers today.
00:14:55.000 I was just reading about some Asian guy in Queens, 50 year old with a two year old.
00:15:00.000 They were just drowned in their apartment.
00:15:02.000 The whole family, they had one exit.
00:15:04.000 They weren't strong enough to open the door because it opens out and the water had filled up.
00:15:09.000 So it's like opening one of those emergency exit doors in a plane when it's in orbit, when it's in the air, they, they couldn't open it.
00:15:19.000 So he drizzound.
00:15:21.000 Yep.
00:15:22.000 Terrible.
00:15:23.000 I mean, part of your brain goes, maybe this is to weaken the blow and dilute the horror, but part of your brain goes, you couldn't have got out a little sooner?
00:15:34.000 Basement apartment?
00:15:36.000 Record-breaking rainfall?
00:15:38.000 You couldn't have?
00:15:39.000 Because there was a place in New Jersey where they got out, they go, this doesn't bode well, I think we might explode.
00:15:45.000 So they got out and hours later, boom!
00:15:48.000 Their whole house is gone.
00:15:50.000 Gone!
00:15:51.000 Gas leak, smithereens.
00:15:53.000 Oh, there was tons.
00:15:53.000 I was listening to the police scanner last night.
00:15:56.000 It was a disaster.
00:15:59.000 I don't get how there's so many explosions.
00:16:02.000 Like cars bursting into flames.
00:16:03.000 Yeah, the gas, oil tanks, the burners, the hot water heaters.
00:16:11.000 But how does a car burst into flames from getting too wet?
00:16:13.000 If the water knocks out the pilot lights, then gas is just filling up the house.
00:16:17.000 Right, I get that.
00:16:18.000 I get the house.
00:16:18.000 But the cars, like you... Show some of Matty's footage.
00:16:22.000 You had those cars on fire.
00:16:24.000 Where was that?
00:16:24.000 In Rye.
00:16:25.000 In Rye.
00:16:30.000 That was the windows breaking in the car.
00:16:35.000 Don't know what caused the fire.
00:16:37.000 I can't figure it out.
00:16:38.000 Because that's in the day.
00:16:39.000 Today, everything was dry as a boom.
00:16:43.000 But yeah, I know people who lost all their cars.
00:16:47.000 I lost a motorcycle.
00:16:49.000 Rest in peace.
00:16:50.000 That puppy?
00:16:51.000 That puppy there is submerged under probably six feet of water.
00:16:56.000 Right now?
00:16:57.000 No.
00:16:57.000 Today, yeah.
00:16:58.000 Really?
00:16:58.000 Yeah.
00:16:59.000 It hasn't drained? 1.00
00:17:01.000 Well, I guess it subsided a little bit, but it's still fucked. 0.99
00:17:05.000 Why did the guy build a motorcycle garage in the bottom of a crater? 0.97
00:17:09.000 Well, it's near one of my favorite places to eat Chipotle.
00:17:16.000 In that neighborhood.
00:17:17.000 Oh, really?
00:17:18.000 That neighborhood.
00:17:19.000 Look at that.
00:17:20.000 Where my motorcycle is, is the next block behind that.
00:17:23.000 That's a car wash. 1.00
00:17:24.000 So, by 95.
00:17:25.000 And if you zoom in, Rye, you see right next to that tree?
00:17:30.000 Oh yeah, zoom in closer.
00:17:32.000 That's a car floating. 1.00
00:17:34.000 Holy shit! 0.99
00:17:36.000 That's Mamaronek. 1.00
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:40.000 That is a car floating under the water.
00:17:43.000 So that building there, it's toast.
00:17:46.000 That's Yonkers, right?
00:17:47.000 Yeah, that's Central Avenue.
00:17:49.000 That's a video.
00:17:51.000 I mean, I think we got it as bad as NOLA.
00:17:53.000 That's insane. 1.00
00:17:55.000 That's a fucking major river. 0.99
00:17:59.000 And I'm naive, I always think, oh well, the car got wet, just drain it. 0.99
00:18:03.000 And then it'll run like new.
00:18:07.000 But, no.
00:18:08.000 All the electronics, everything in it?
00:18:09.000 Toast.
00:18:10.000 Toast.
00:18:11.000 The only, oh yeah, that's our buddy's.
00:18:13.000 That's our buddy's car.
00:18:14.000 Now he's insured, right?
00:18:15.000 Yeah.
00:18:18.000 That's his Mercedes that was fully submerged, like that car in the picture by the car wash.
00:18:24.000 Wow.
00:18:24.000 Yeah.
00:18:25.000 Pull up the Instagram account, whatisnewyork.
00:18:28.000 Oh yeah.
00:18:30.000 Because the subways in New York City... I gotta change this shirt.
00:18:32.000 I can't look at myself.
00:18:33.000 I feel like a dance instructor.
00:18:37.000 What is New York shows the New York City subways and I read a pretty good explanation of it.
00:18:42.000 They go, why aren't these things waterproof?
00:18:45.000 And someone goes, yeah, they're designed to handle the kind of storm that happens every 25-30 years.
00:18:49.000 This was a hundred year storm.
00:18:54.000 So, we can't design everything to be 100 year proof, although we used to.
00:18:59.000 Go to the top left.
00:18:59.000 Let's just go through them.
00:19:02.000 That one's stupid. 1.00
00:19:03.000 Next. 1.00
00:19:05.000 This one's weird. 1.00
00:19:06.000 What the fuck is he doing? 0.99
00:19:08.000 Digging drainage holes? 0.99
00:19:12.000 From where to where?
00:19:14.000 Oh, you know, looking at these videos, I realized there should be a product, an emergency product, that's like an anvil.
00:19:21.000 It's 240 pounds, and it's just rubber, and you can stick that in your toilet.
00:19:28.000 Ah, no good.
00:19:28.000 Wouldn't that explode the pipes?
00:19:31.000 Well, they go by the point of, for least resistance.
00:19:34.000 No, the pipes aren't gonna explode.
00:19:37.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.99
00:19:38.000 Fuckin' Queens got it bad. 1.00
00:19:40.000 Yeah, there was numerous reports of people like in there by that car wash where the car was floating. 0.99
00:19:48.000 People were getting rescued out of the speedway across the street from like the roof.
00:19:52.000 There's your invention.
00:19:52.000 People were getting evacuated from the second.
00:19:55.000 Look!
00:19:57.000 That's my invention, but an airtight sort of a foreskin seal at the base that goes 0.50
00:20:03.000 And seals it.
00:20:04.000 And then the 240 pounds of lead.
00:20:06.000 That's gonna destroy that at the Quikrete. 1.00
00:20:08.000 Ugh.
00:20:10.000 But... Second floor water rescues were going on last night. 0.99
00:20:15.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.98
00:20:19.000 Go to the next one. 1.00
00:20:21.000 Ugh.
00:20:21.000 Look at that.
00:20:26.000 She's pushing the water down the stairwells.
00:20:29.000 I guess to prevent it from going into her house.
00:20:42.000 Oh, right through the ceiling.
00:20:53.000 Keep going.
00:20:54.000 Wow, this is worse than sanding.
00:20:57.000 Yeah.
00:20:58.000 Like, Sandy was brutal for Breezy Point. 1.00
00:21:01.000 And, uh, you know, uh, Rockaways.
00:21:05.000 But we didn't get it so bad up here.
00:21:09.000 This has devastated Bronx, Westchester, everything.
00:21:12.000 Three people died in Westchester.
00:21:14.000 Really?
00:21:14.000 Yeah.
00:21:17.000 Two, uh, two Iona College professors never made it home.
00:21:21.000 Swept away.
00:21:21.000 They found the husband, they haven't found the wife yet.
00:21:25.000 I'm sorry, but I don't get that.
00:21:27.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:21:41.000 You're not going to stop water.
00:21:44.000 No.
00:21:44.000 Yeah, I didn't think of that.
00:21:45.000 That Yonkers River that you showed from your phone, that's a current.
00:21:50.000 Yeah.
00:21:51.000 You can't, you can't walk through that.
00:21:53.000 Cars were literally getting picked up and floating down the street.
00:21:56.000 If there's one picture, there's like a big, huge ice machines outside of gas stations and a pallet of propane that just have lifted up and floated down and then the waters receded.
00:22:07.000 And look at that.
00:22:09.000 Yeah.
00:22:13.000 Not a fun time in the old New York last night.
00:22:16.000 I said to my mechanic, I go, I heard a bang and he's like, uh, that's a write-off.
00:22:21.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, I could've hit the curb.
00:22:23.000 And he goes, dude, what was it like when you opened the door and got out?
00:22:26.000 I go, two salad bowls of water came into the front.
00:22:29.000 And he's like, yeah, it's gone.
00:22:32.000 Goodbye.
00:22:32.000 There's the ice machine and the pallet of, uh, oh.
00:22:41.000 Well, so I couldn't get to bed last night because the adrenaline of dealing with all this shit was so intense that my heart was fucking pounding. 0.99
00:22:50.000 A Connecticut State Trooper got killed, too. 1.00
00:22:52.000 He drowned.
00:22:53.000 Oh, really?
00:22:54.000 Yep.
00:22:56.000 Uh, where were you?
00:22:58.000 Home.
00:22:59.000 Well, I was- You're on pretty high ground.
00:23:02.000 At the lo- yeah. 0.78
00:23:03.000 I was at the local watering hole until about 10.
00:23:05.000 And then I got a phone call around midnight that my buddy was stuck in a puddle.
00:23:09.000 His car died.
00:23:10.000 He needed to get picked up.
00:23:11.000 So, I got out of bed and went and saved our buddy and drove him home.
00:23:19.000 Which was a feat in itself, trying to navigate the local roads.
00:23:22.000 Cause they were so- Yeah.
00:23:25.000 No, driving was incredibly complicated because as you're driving and thinking of your routes, you're imagining them in your head and picturing what is the, what has the highest ground.
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:37.000 So you got this topographical map in your head of various heights.
00:23:42.000 Yeah.
00:23:42.000 Wow.
00:23:43.000 Look at that.
00:23:46.000 I think we beat New Orleans for once in the devastation Olympics.
00:23:52.000 All right, let's get to other news.
00:23:56.000 Nita Fashions.
00:23:59.000 Is what I always wear on this show.
00:24:01.000 You go to NitaFashions.com, right?
00:24:03.000 N-I-T-A. 1.00
00:24:04.000 That's the URL.
00:24:05.000 But I've noticed that our viewers like to go to the Instagram and talk to them that way.
00:24:10.000 The owner of the Nita Fashions, which is the founder's son, very chatty guy.
00:24:15.000 He wants to know about why you watch this show, what you like, what you don't like.
00:24:20.000 He always sends me this data.
00:24:22.000 He's like, your viewers want to talk about
00:24:26.000 Religion more and your faith and they say you've been very misunderstood, but I Had never worn tailored clothes before I started Appearing on Fox News and one of the producers there turned me on to this guy back before when they before the pandemic obviously when they would go to a hotel room and they just have people come in all day measuring them up, but they can still do this virtually and
00:24:49.000 And this is the old school real tailors.
00:24:52.000 You'll pay five to seven grand for this level of expertise here in America.
00:24:56.000 I guess I'm not being very isolationist and nationalistic when I say 800 bucks.
00:25:02.000 And the other problem with this level of tailoring in America is it's almost impossible to find.
00:25:07.000 This trade is dying out.
00:25:10.000 And if you're rich, it's a great place to set up a whole litany of suits.
00:25:14.000 When you get too fat, they let them out.
00:25:17.000 When you lose weight, they can take them in.
00:25:20.000 And if you're not rich, you should have one great suit. 0.91
00:25:23.000 One quality shirt for events, for funerals and weddings and shit like that.
00:25:27.000 It really, it's not remotely uncomfortable.
00:25:30.000 The reasons you don't like suits and you prefer t-shirts and sweatpants is because your suits don't fit.
00:25:36.000 When you wear these suits, when you wear these shirts, you feel like you're wearing PJs.
00:25:41.000 I put them on for the show and I don't take them off after the show because I don't notice that I'm wearing a tie and a blazer.
00:25:49.000 I mean, and there's something painfully unprofessional about people who don't do their top button.
00:25:54.000 They look like posers.
00:25:55.000 They look insincere. 1.00
00:25:56.000 If they're working with clients, whether you're a lawyer or a salesman, you come across as disorganized and kind of a pussy that doesn't have your shit together. 1.00
00:26:04.000 When you have your top button up with your tie snug against your neck, 1.00
00:26:08.000 And everything fits.
00:26:09.000 You seem organized.
00:26:10.000 It conveys a sense of order to the client, to the customer, which is what you need to make money.
00:26:17.000 I don't want to give you my money. 1.00
00:26:19.000 Trust you with my money if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 0.99
00:26:22.000 Maybe these shirts are bothering me so much, Ryan, because the lighting is weird. 0.99
00:26:28.000 And it's too dark.
00:26:30.000 Are all the lights on?
00:26:30.000 Yeah.
00:26:31.000 All right.
00:26:32.000 So needafashions.com.
00:26:34.000 You can DM them through Instagram.
00:26:37.000 They have a Twitter account, too, I assume you can DM them in.
00:26:40.000 And they'll set up an appointment to measure you, give you your pajamas.
00:26:43.000 You can have a $50 shirt.
00:26:45.000 You can have a $150 shirt.
00:26:47.000 It's all up to you. 0.98
00:26:49.000 And once they get your sort of blueprint, then they can just send you text textiles, swatches, or you can look at them online and just say, what about a fucking plaid suit? 0.99
00:26:57.000 Boom. 0.98
00:26:58.000 It arrives from FedEx ready to rock.
00:27:02.000 All right, we have a brief moment to discuss various news incidents.
00:27:07.000 Oh, and then we'll get straight to the letter.
00:27:08.000 But before we do, Joe Rogan got COVID.
00:27:13.000 And the left is furious with him for pushing false information.
00:27:19.000 The lies and false information are... Well, see if you can pull up his announcement. 0.99
00:27:24.000 These are the horrible, bullshit things Joe Rogan is saying that the left has decided are incredibly dangerous. 1.00
00:27:31.000 And we have journalists, everyone from journalists to Antifa to various left-wing pundits screaming blue murder at this man for saying what the fuck just happened to him. 1.00
00:27:44.000 Got up in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID. 0.99
00:27:48.000 So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it.
00:27:50.000 All kinds of meds.
00:27:51.000 Monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, Z-Pak, prednisone, everything.
00:28:01.000 And I also got an NAD drip and a vitamin drip, and I did that three days in a row.
00:28:08.000 So here we are on Wednesday.
00:28:11.000 And I feel great.
00:28:12.000 Well, Colbert's right.
00:28:13.000 He looks really bad. 1.00
00:28:14.000 He has all kinds of shit shooting out of his face. 1.00
00:28:16.000 Right. 1.00
00:28:18.000 So, point taken, Stephen Colbert.
00:28:20.000 Yeah.
00:28:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:22.000 Joe Rogan didn't say, take this shit. 1.00
00:28:24.000 He didn't say, it's a miracle cure. 1.00
00:28:26.000 He said, I got this disease.
00:28:29.000 I'm acknowledging it exists, by the way.
00:28:32.000 I chose this particular treatment.
00:28:36.000 I had a bad day and then I had two good days.
00:28:40.000 Here's the crazy part that the fascist left doesn't understand.
00:28:44.000 Take from that what you will.
00:28:48.000 Pretty simple folks.
00:28:49.000 Hate it. 1.00
00:28:50.000 Call it bullshit. 1.00
00:28:51.000 Say I would have had a better time if I had been vaccinated or if I had done your treatment. 0.99
00:28:56.000 That's fine.
00:28:57.000 That's your right.
00:28:59.000 I have a take on it personally.
00:29:01.000 I have a feeling that he would have had the exact same progress with nothing.
00:29:07.000 I've heard of the bad day, and then the better day, and then the okay day, and then the fine.
00:29:12.000 That seems to be the general story with healthy people.
00:29:16.000 That's my personal opinion.
00:29:18.000 You know the real tea? 0.76
00:29:19.000 This nigga's vaccinated. 1.00
00:29:21.000 Oh he is? 1.00
00:29:22.000 So what the fuck? 1.00
00:29:23.000 Isn't he vaccinated? 1.00
00:29:25.000 I don't know.
00:29:25.000 I'm vaccinated.
00:29:26.000 I'm pretty sure he's vaccinated.
00:29:28.000 No, I don't think he is.
00:29:29.000 Look it up.
00:29:30.000 That's a major detail.
00:29:31.000 Here's another deal. 0.66
00:29:32.000 They make him look all pale and shitty, and this is the original video. 0.97
00:29:38.000 Look at that. 0.97
00:29:38.000 And then Colbert did the same thing. 0.97
00:29:40.000 That's amazing.
00:29:41.000 Yeah, he looks dead. 0.96
00:29:43.000 And then he looks like a dead worm in that first pic. 0.88
00:29:46.000 Yeah. 0.75
00:29:48.000 Yeah.
00:29:50.000 Remember they did that with that bomber?
00:29:52.000 Yeah, he made it white.
00:29:53.000 Who was a relatively olive-skinned half Filipino Samoan something.
00:29:59.000 Filipino. 1.00
00:30:00.000 Who had Trump shit all over his car and was bombing things. 1.00
00:30:02.000 And you look at the media and he looks like he's just been on a hell of a suntan burner. 0.99
00:30:08.000 And then you see normal pictures of him.
00:30:09.000 No, sorry, the opposite.
00:30:11.000 He looks incredibly pale.
00:30:12.000 And then you see other pictures of him and you realize that he's a very dark dude.
00:30:16.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 Like The Rock.
00:30:18.000 After a vacation kind of skin color.
00:30:22.000 Well, find out if he's vaccinated.
00:30:23.000 That's a crucial detail.
00:30:25.000 It said he dismissed vaccination as they're urging people.
00:30:32.000 Maybe they speculate.
00:30:33.000 No, he hasn't revealed if he's vaccinated.
00:30:36.000 Well, he's always said no because he supplements, he does a regimen of supplementation and he's a very physically fit person.
00:30:45.000 He says, no way, I'm getting vaccinated.
00:30:48.000 It's safe to assume that he is, says this one thing, because he has to do all the, everybody who has to do the UFC things have been vaccinated, right?
00:30:57.000 Remember that being a whole thing?
00:30:59.000 Yeah, but he also could have a fake card.
00:31:01.000 Dana White specifically said he goes there's be no vaccination mandates.
00:31:06.000 Yeah, Ryan.
00:31:07.000 You got to look at the sources too.
00:31:09.000 You're looking at distractify.com Yeah, Dana White has specifically said that there is going to be no vaccination mandate within the USA.
00:31:19.000 Huh?
00:31:22.000 Okay, well
00:31:25.000 That's all the news we have to say today is that New York got rained out and Joe Rogan is in trouble for telling the truth. 0.99
00:31:35.000 Let's fucking get into this mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:31:46.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:31:52.000 Let me touch it.
00:31:55.000 Maddie Knife Quiz. 1.00
00:31:58.000 Dear Maddie, why are you such a pussy? 1.00
00:31:59.000 I'll meet you anytime. 1.00
00:32:00.000 I'm actually on my way to the studio now to kick the shit out of you. 1.00
00:32:04.000 I know where you live. 1.00
00:32:06.000 No, just kidding.
00:32:07.000 Maddie, I think you probably have good taste in knives considering you have had a karambit. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Yeah.
00:32:15.000 What's a karambit? 1.00
00:32:16.000 It's a knife.
00:32:18.000 It's curved.
00:32:20.000 It's a curved blade.
00:32:21.000 That's when I said, I know you're the cops, and they go, he's bad news.
00:32:24.000 And I go, why?
00:32:25.000 And he goes, he opened the door when we came by his house and he had a knife to kill us.
00:32:30.000 And then you go, no, I had a karambit. 0.99
00:32:33.000 It severs tendons.
00:32:34.000 It's totally legal.
00:32:35.000 And I didn't know who was at the door.
00:32:38.000 Who's knocking on my door at four in the morning?
00:32:40.000 You're both right.
00:32:41.000 Yes, I have many karambits.
00:32:45.000 Okay, so this viewer would like you to... What do you think of my knives?
00:32:49.000 Are you a fan of cold steel?
00:32:51.000 Yeah, cold steel's a good blade.
00:32:52.000 Carbon blades.
00:32:54.000 Very sharp knives.
00:32:56.000 Uh, are they, like, uh, metal detector proof?
00:32:59.000 Uh, the one that... the one that I opened the door with when the police were there that day, that was one you... it was, uh, you can get through metal detectors with it.
00:33:07.000 But... That was actually a cold steel, too.
00:33:09.000 Carbon alerts... Like, when I think of carbon, I think of cold.
00:33:12.000 Oh, no, no, that's carbon steel.
00:33:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:33:15.000 The one I had was a polycarbonate, like a... Right there, that's the one I had.
00:33:22.000 And that's plastic?
00:33:23.000 No, no.
00:33:23.000 That one's not because it's got a sharp blade on it.
00:33:26.000 I can see the blade is sharpened.
00:33:28.000 But those are karambits. 1.00
00:33:29.000 But some plastic ones, they'll shred you, kill you, cut you to pieces. 1.00
00:33:32.000 Absolutely. 0.99
00:33:33.000 You see that one right there?
00:33:36.000 Well, right there doesn't work when we're looking at 200 pictures.
00:33:38.000 No, no, no.
00:33:38.000 Right there.
00:33:38.000 This one?
00:33:40.000 Yeah, it's like that, but it's made of composite material.
00:33:46.000 Extremely sharp though.
00:33:48.000 So it could easily kill someone?
00:33:49.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:33:50.000 Hmm.
00:33:51.000 I should take it next time I visit guys in prison.
00:33:53.000 So what do you think of this guy's knife collection?
00:33:55.000 Yeah, something there.
00:33:57.000 Nice.
00:33:58.000 No, any better than that.
00:34:00.000 You know, see that one on the bottom left?
00:34:02.000 I've seen that confiscated at Antifa rallies by the police in Portland.
00:34:07.000 Right.
00:34:07.000 And I find it a particularly disturbing weapon because it implies that normal knives just can't get deep enough.
00:34:15.000 I really want to get in there and grind!
00:34:18.000 I'm not satisfied with just simply lacerating someone.
00:34:23.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:23.000 They're abnormally sadistic. 0.99
00:34:27.000 Okay, I just realized we've gone too long for the freebie shit. 0.99
00:34:31.000 So now we're going to continue with some letters and take some calls and have a surprise that I'm not going to tell the freeloaders. 0.94
00:34:39.000 Only people who pay $10 a month for censored.tv will get this surprise.
00:34:47.000 When we first started this, I was doing this show an hour and 20 minutes a day.
00:34:52.000 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
00:34:53.000 That was it.
00:34:54.000 $10 a month.
00:34:55.000 Now, you could not possibly watch all the content we have on this network.
00:35:01.000 It's a YouTube.
00:35:02.000 And, you get 2, 4, 6, 8.
00:35:05.000 Two hours a day from me Monday to Friday.
00:35:08.000 So it just keeps adding up!
00:35:12.000 In fact, I'm getting a little insecure because I get pushed down by all the new content and people have to go to get off my lawn to see today's episode.
00:35:21.000 But we've got Katie Hopkins, Dusty Bogan, two Jim Gold shows.
00:35:28.000 Larry Barnes, Candace Owens, Wayne Dupree, Cornel West.
00:35:33.000 The variety goes on and on and on and it's only begun.
00:35:36.000 Now that we've set up this new studio, we're going to be doing a lot more sit-downs with various guests and having long Joe Rogan-like episodes where we get deep, deep into things and say horrible things like the truth.
00:35:50.000 So freebie guys, goodbye.
00:35:52.000 I'm gonna bid fake adieu to the rest of you and say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:36:09.000 Living in a world where no one's innocent.
00:36:13.000 Oh well, at least we tried.
00:36:17.000 We're good to go.