Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E24 - COURTNEY LOVE IS ANGRY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 So take it up, you're gonna take it up, you're gonna take it for you.

00:00:24.000 A gloomy day, you had your head down.

00:00:28.000 So I went off and turned it all around.

00:00:31.000 I broke my foot, but I do it again.

00:00:38.000 She looked me up and down, and then she started to laugh. 1.00

00:00:41.000 This is how we get by, giving it another try.

00:00:45.000 I lost my head, but I do it again.

00:01:00.000 I was that guy in high school who didn't have a pen or paper or read the book.

00:01:08.000 Yeah, I don't need 37.

00:01:11.000 Pick.

00:01:12.000 I picked this one.

00:01:14.000 Hello, folks.

00:01:15.000 That was Still Woozy.

00:01:18.000 A guy, I think he's out of Brooklyn.

00:01:19.000 I don't know.

00:01:20.000 It's weird.

00:01:22.000 When I was a young man, you defined bands by where they're from.

00:01:25.000 Oh, whole.

00:01:26.000 They're from Olympia.

00:01:28.000 They're from the Pacific Northwest.

00:01:29.000 Okay, they're grunge.

00:01:30.000 I got it now.

00:01:31.000 But I think in the age of the internet, you're not influenced by the bands in your immediate vicinity.

00:01:36.000 So you just go for what sounds you like.

00:01:40.000 I'm noticing that with accents, too.

00:01:42.000 Like the black people in Seattle are starting to sound like black people in Baltimore. 0.81

00:01:47.000 Whereas before, if you grew up in a white city like Seattle, you spoke white, like Tom Morello.

00:01:54.000 He didn't grow up in Seattle, but he sounds like a nerd when he talks.

00:01:58.000 Because he is.

00:02:00.000 I was going to play whole because I have a really stupid irrelevant story.

00:02:09.000 Oh, make me over.

00:02:12.000 My monitors were showing mountains.

00:02:16.000 I kind of like it.

00:02:19.000 Isn't it weird, by the way, how Courtney Love was a really good songwriter when Kurt Cobain lived in her house?

00:02:27.000 And then after he allegedly blew his head off, she stopped being good at writing songs.

00:02:35.000 What a coincidence.

00:02:37.000 I think she was depressed.

00:02:39.000 But she wasn't good at writing songs before she met Kurt.

00:02:42.000 She's a psycho dude. 0.99

00:02:43.000 I've sort of known her, traveled in her circles.

00:02:46.000 There was a band called Babes in Toyland, and they dressed kind of like little, cutie, little dolly girls.

00:02:56.000 It was almost like a mall goth kind of thing.

00:03:00.000 And Courtney Love thought, that's a good look.

00:03:02.000 And she just stole the woman's whole vibe. 1.00

00:03:07.000 And that was disturbing because it was a very particular look they had.

00:03:11.000 And that was when they went on tour.

00:03:14.000 And she's like, no, that's my look now.

00:03:19.000 Yeah, there they are.

00:03:20.000 Very hot.

00:03:21.000 That's where Courtney stole her look from. 0.98

00:03:24.000 But go back to celebrity skin.

00:03:28.000 So that was our girl from our hometown.

00:03:31.000 We all lived in this one apartment block in Montreal across from our bar, the Biftech, and it was called Grunge Estates.

00:03:40.000 And then Courtney heard Melissa's band and said, you're moving to New York.

00:03:45.000 We're signing you.

00:03:46.000 You're awesome.

00:03:46.000 That's her in the red hair.

00:03:48.000 Cool chick. 0.88

00:03:48.000 Way too into astrology for my taste, but I like her. 0.88

00:03:51.000 And all the guys were freaking the fuck out.

00:03:56.000 Because it happened occasionally.

00:03:58.000 There was a dude, Dave, was plucked out of Montreal and joined this band, The Unsane.

00:04:04.000 And then she, and they were so mad that it didn't happen to them.

00:04:07.000 And there was this guy, Mark, he goes, yo, I actually, you know, what percentage of the songs do you write yourself?

00:04:13.000 Melissa, we're in her apartment.

00:04:15.000 And she goes, not a lot, none.

00:04:17.000 I mean, I just play the bass.

00:04:18.000 And he goes, yeah, I couldn't do that.

00:04:21.000 I was like, whoa, someone sounds real jealous.

00:04:25.000 And he goes, what the fuck did you just say?

00:04:28.000 What?

00:04:29.000 And I go, you, he was one of these little loser nerds who's in a band and he thinks he's tough and you can't talk to me that way kind of guys.

00:04:37.000 They were common in Montreal.

00:04:39.000 And I go, you sound jealous because you are, dude.

00:04:43.000 And then he leaves in a rage.

00:04:46.000 And about two hours later, I'm walking.

00:04:51.000 Montreal apartments are weird.

00:04:53.000 To discourage infidelity, the stairs are outside.

00:04:58.000 So you'd see the guy sneaking upstairs to be with the maid or the nanny or the au pair.

00:05:04.000 What?

00:05:06.000 So they're very vertical.

00:05:08.000 And these stairs, this is a more modern one.

00:05:10.000 So he's waiting outside on the stairs.

00:05:13.000 And I come down and he'd just been sitting there for two hours waiting to talk to me.

00:05:19.000 And he goes, what you said was really fucked up. 0.72

00:05:21.000 It was disrespectful to me and to my band.

00:05:25.000 And you were trying to humiliate me in front of Melissa. 0.88

00:05:28.000 And he didn't even want to fight.

00:05:30.000 He just was making it clear that I was in big trouble.

00:05:33.000 You have hurt me today.

00:05:34.000 I just laughed in his face.

00:05:36.000 I said, get the fuck out of my way, Mark.

00:05:38.000 And walked on.

00:05:39.000 But anyway, the reason I bring all this up, all this important information, is to tell you about the dumbest controversy ever.

00:05:47.000 But don't worry, it's going to get relevant.

00:05:50.000 So Olivia Rodrigo, another one of these child actress, is.

00:05:56.000 She's a woman now. 0.56

00:05:57.000 She's 18, 19.

00:06:00.000 And she did an album cover that looks like this horrible prom scene from the horror movie Carrie, right?

00:06:08.000 Carrie is, what was her name, Sissy Spacek? 0.99

00:06:11.000 She thinks everyone loves her, and then they pour pig's blood on her. 1.00

00:06:15.000 That kind of thing.

00:06:16.000 So I guess Courtney, like, it's kind of a feminist movie in a way, because she gets revenge on them all. 1.00

00:06:23.000 So Courtney Love did it first with her album that we just heard from.

00:06:28.000 And now, whatever it is, 20 years later, Olivia's doing it.

00:06:34.000 And our crazy friend Courtney's not happy.

00:06:39.000 Go to 1-4.

00:06:41.000 Courtney Love accuses Olivia of copying Live Through This Album cover. 0.60

00:06:46.000 But you copied it from Carrie.

00:06:48.000 So it's an homage to your homage.

00:06:51.000 Like, you could have an Animal House album cover if someone else had already done that, couldn't you?

00:06:56.000 A Scarface?

00:06:57.000 How many Scarface references have we seen, especially in rap?

00:07:02.000 Or The Godfather?

00:07:04.000 How many millions of times have we seen that?

00:07:06.000 So Courtney Loves a retard. 1.00

00:07:09.000 And once again, these weirdos are doing, are accusing other people of what they do best.

00:07:16.000 I'm convinced all her songs were written by Kurt Cobain, A. B, this thing that she thinks is her idea is just someone else's idea that she duplicated.

00:07:26.000 I told you that ancient story about who's that British guy you have a crush on, Alan Partridge?

00:07:32.000 Steve Coogan?

00:07:33.000 Steve Coogs.

00:07:35.000 How she had cops put a tracking device under his car.

00:07:39.000 I got to write that down in my good stories list.

00:07:41.000 I'm putting together a note of great stories because I've got some doozies.

00:07:46.000 But you've heard it before, right?

00:07:48.000 He got pulled over for drunk driving.

00:07:49.000 He wasn't drunk driving.

00:07:50.000 And all of a sudden she knew exactly where he was.

00:07:52.000 And he realized that she had somehow, I don't know, blew the cops, bribed the cops, done something to have them put a tracking device under his car.

00:08:00.000 Crazy fucking.

00:08:01.000 Once you get kook and you don't let him go.

00:08:04.000 He was going through a brutal, at the time, a brutal heroin and coke thing where he would fuck hookers in a hotel room for days until you walk in and it just reeks of cum, beer, and cigarettes.

00:08:17.000 Ashtrays piled up.

00:08:19.000 And you know he's doing the fucking the what's the impression that he does?

00:08:23.000 Michael Kane.

00:08:24.000 He's just high and doing Michael Kane and being fun.

00:08:27.000 He's probably awesome to hang out with.

00:08:29.000 Yeah, that's a great theory, Detective Shitty.

00:08:32.000 I'm on who in right now.

00:08:35.000 He seems like a great dude.

00:08:37.000 Yes.

00:08:38.000 I love the trip.

00:08:40.000 Remember, we rise at dawn.

00:08:42.000 Tomorrow, we ride at daybreak.

00:08:44.000 Maybe about noonish.

00:08:46.000 The crack of 10.

00:08:49.000 So, yeah, so she's got a big hit out now, and it's sort of like prom-themed.

00:08:54.000 It's got 15 million views.

00:08:56.000 And listen to this.

00:08:56.000 It's just non-music.

00:08:58.000 One thing I always hated about other countries is all their music sucks.

00:09:00.000 And young people like shitty music. 1.00

00:09:02.000 Like, if you go to Sicily, where the zips are from, and you see some like normal 18-year-old in a car with his friends, and you go, okay, there'll be something's going to be really thumping. 1.00

00:09:13.000 It's going to really slap.

00:09:14.000 And it's like, ciao desotio charinga.

00:09:20.000 Like gay opera shitty music. 1.00

00:09:23.000 Same with China, same with Poland. 0.99

00:09:25.000 They all listen to shit music.

00:09:27.000 And then you tune into American pop.

00:09:29.000 Exact same shit.

00:09:30.000 Mexico?

00:09:32.000 Mexico?

00:09:33.000 How could you ever take your life seriously when you're hearing salsa and merengue?

00:09:38.000 Salsa's nice.

00:09:39.000 Cuban music.

00:09:40.000 Salsa has feeling to it.

00:09:42.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:09:42.000 Fuck off. 0.95

00:09:43.000 Let's hear this piece of shit.

00:09:45.000 It's just a non-song.

00:09:49.000 Is it actually a non-song?

00:09:50.000 Because it's like a music.

00:09:50.000 I don't hear anything.

00:09:52.000 Do you have your volume off?

00:09:54.000 Dip shit?

00:09:57.000 Okay.

00:09:58.000 We're experiencing technical difficulties.

00:10:02.000 Okay, there we go.

00:10:04.000 You jump in like a third.

00:10:06.000 So I guess she got done.

00:10:16.000 That's the hook.

00:10:18.000 That's supposed to be the awesome part where your heart just pops.

00:10:25.000 Didn't you still dancing in choreographed ways?

00:10:30.000 We had finished dancing.

00:10:35.000 We should just stop dancing.

00:10:37.000 Like you can dance at a party, but choreograph dance?

00:10:41.000 Choreographers, I think that job is done, is it not?

00:10:46.000 Anyway, this is where it gets interesting.

00:10:50.000 Oh, wait, wait, one more thing about her, though.

00:10:52.000 She recently was, like last week, was bitching about how when I was young, because I'm Mexican, I'm not white, I'm just a brown person.

00:11:00.000 And look at her.

00:11:02.000 What is brown about this woman? 0.98

00:11:04.000 She's a pretty white girl. 1.00

00:11:08.000 She grew up thinking only white girls could be pop stars. 1.00

00:11:12.000 You know, white girls. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Like Aretha Franklin, Jay-Z, Beyonce.

00:11:18.000 She's like 18 years old.

00:11:20.000 So we're starting in like 2000, right?

00:11:24.000 No, 2002, whatever.

00:11:26.000 What are you talking about?

00:11:28.000 Whitney Houston?

00:11:29.000 Mariah Carey.

00:11:31.000 Like, they're definitely disproportionately non-white in the early aughts.

00:11:37.000 But this is...

00:11:38.000 Now, we've had a bunch of fluff.

00:11:40.000 I like to start with the fluff.

00:11:41.000 Oh, by the way, that was another thing in Candyman.

00:11:43.000 They were like, they love us for our creations, but they don't love us.

00:11:47.000 Because Candyman, the original Candyman in the 1800s, was a painter, and he was like so good.

00:11:52.000 I was like, oh, yeah.

00:11:55.000 He was probably the best.

00:11:58.000 When you get to the roots of the KKK, it's really just people who love black art and are jealous.

00:12:04.000 Yeah.

00:12:04.000 That's what I find.

00:12:05.000 Because you go to their homes and you see nothing but black artists, and they're always listening to rap. 0.99

00:12:12.000 Yeah, so that's just a dumb thing to say.

00:12:15.000 But this is where it gets good, okay?

00:12:18.000 And this is kind of back to my War on Kids thing from yesterday.

00:12:21.000 Remember those slut shoes she had, Ward of the White House? 1.00

00:12:24.000 Which I would be remiss if I didn't say it gives me a coconut smashing boner.

00:12:30.000 Black socks and heels is my Achilles heel.

00:12:34.000 The idea of fornicating with a woman who's wearing just that and maybe like a little white tee, it makes me want to, it makes my penis cry. 0.93

00:12:44.000 But I don't like that we have these child stars who grow up and then they're trying to differentiate themselves from their past so they dress like whores. 1.00

00:12:57.000 Like those are porn heels, right?

00:13:01.000 They would not look remotely at a place at a strip club.

00:13:04.000 Correct?

00:13:05.000 I think they're born of a strip club.

00:13:07.000 That's strip club fashion. 1.00

00:13:08.000 Yeah, that's like that, those would look totally normal in a porn.

00:13:12.000 And the black socks are extra slutty, saucy, Italian, hoary. 1.00

00:13:17.000 Even hookery, like walking the street hookers. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Yeah.

00:13:22.000 That was 1-7, right?

00:13:23.000 So then you go to 1-8, and it's the same with Ariana Grande.

00:13:29.000 So they take these Disney stars, and then they go, okay, I want to be a woman now.

00:13:33.000 I'm going to have to whore it up so you don't confuse me with the little kid. 0.53

00:13:39.000 But we do confuse you with the little kid because we saw you as a little kid.

00:13:44.000 And then you Google image any of these people and you see me as a whore, me as a little kid.

00:13:50.000 Me as a whore, me as a little kid.

00:13:52.000 It's almost like you're trying to create pedophiles.

00:13:56.000 Like, you see that little kid?

00:13:57.000 Okay, now imagine her a little older with thigh-high slut boots. 1.00

00:14:01.000 Like, Google image young Ariana Grande.

00:14:05.000 You'll see her, and it'll be juxtaposed.

00:14:07.000 It's almost like, you know how they try to DG people?

00:14:12.000 And they're like, this is a hot slut. 1.00

00:14:14.000 Get horny.

00:14:14.000 This is like, here's a little, look at that one with her ass out.

00:14:17.000 Go back.

00:14:18.000 See that one right next to me with her ass out? 1.00

00:14:20.000 Yeah.

00:14:21.000 That is literally juxtaposed with her as a cute little eight-year-old.

00:14:27.000 Hello.

00:14:28.000 Want to fuck me?

00:14:31.000 So what are you saying, Gavin?

00:14:32.000 You're saying that a child star can't grow up and have a career as a singer?

00:14:37.000 Pretty much.

00:14:38.000 Yep.

00:14:39.000 I'm saying you definitely can't go the whore route. 1.00

00:14:43.000 You got to stay wholesome at best.

00:14:46.000 They've been doing this for a while with Christina Aguilera.

00:14:48.000 She was all these Disney girls.

00:14:51.000 Those are the most prized possession chicks. 0.71

00:14:53.000 I want you to know me as Miley Cyrus.

00:14:56.000 Look at Mile Cyrus.

00:14:56.000 Miley Cyrus British.

00:14:57.000 She's a cute little fun chick. 1.00

00:15:00.000 And then she's like nude on a wrecking ball, and Terry Richardson has his dick out.

00:15:04.000 Okay, I don't know if he had his dick out, but he did direct that video before he was canceled.

00:15:09.000 What's 19?

00:15:13.000 Like, I remember seeing this video.

00:15:15.000 Yeah, look at her. 0.91

00:15:16.000 That's how you know her.

00:15:18.000 And then she's got the thigh-high boots.

00:15:23.000 It's a little depraved, is it not?

00:15:26.000 I remember this video for the Macarena, and it's like, and it was these super hot, sexy, prostitute-looking women, which is my cup of tea. 1.00

00:15:37.000 And they've got the shoes on, the fingerless gloves, and the short shorts and the tiny skirts.

00:15:42.000 And then it cuts to those exact same outfits.

00:15:45.000 I don't think that's it.

00:15:45.000 It's like five models.

00:15:46.000 It's a really old one.

00:15:48.000 And then it cuts to those same outfits on little versions of the girls who were like six.

00:15:55.000 So it's like, get horny, look at me, look at me.

00:15:57.000 Okay, now imagine me as a little kid in the same outfit.

00:15:59.000 Want to fuck me yet?

00:16:04.000 Now, oh, that might be it.

00:16:14.000 Yeah, I think this is it.

00:16:23.000 So have you seen kids?

00:16:26.000 Maybe I was seeing like a kids version.

00:16:28.000 Like a gap commercial. 0.55

00:16:29.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:16:30.000 I feel like I've seen it.

00:16:31.000 Yeah, it looks exactly like this, and then they cut to kids.

00:16:33.000 Maybe it's a split second in this.

00:16:38.000 Anyway, that's what they're doing now.

00:16:42.000 Now, you juxtapose that with the old days with Shirley Temple, and she came out as a cute little kid.

00:16:49.000 I've included a montage of her.

00:16:52.000 And everyone went, that's an adorable little child.

00:16:54.000 She's singing a cute song on the good ship.

00:16:57.000 Lollipop, I'm a little kid, and I'm really cute.

00:17:03.000 And she, you know, was an integral part of American culture in the 20s? 0.98

00:17:09.000 30s?

00:17:12.000 And we all knew her as cute. 0.96

00:17:13.000 And then as she got older, she wanted to continue her acting career.

00:17:16.000 It was very lucrative.

00:17:18.000 And she wanted to play the love interest in movies.

00:17:20.000 And you know what America said?

00:17:22.000 Nah, that's gross.

00:17:24.000 Sorry.

00:17:25.000 I think if you as a little kid and now like you're making out with a guy and he wants to marry you, I mean, we want young girls to grow up and get married.

00:17:33.000 But like when I know you and you're in the thing as the cute little kid and then I see you taller making out with a dude, it sketches me out.

00:17:43.000 So go have a nice life, but you're a kid in our eyes.

00:17:47.000 Which brings us to the war on kids.

00:17:50.000 We've got to get Jose to make a war on kids background because this is becoming a central theme of the show.

00:17:58.000 We'll start with yet another mentally ill teacher on TikTok. 0.98

00:18:01.000 I think there's an infinite amount.

00:18:02.000 And the reason that these are telling, by the way, these videos is cops can't say anything.

00:18:07.000 Remember there was that Marine who said, I don't know, man, I did all my service and now all our guys are dead there.

00:18:12.000 It makes me doubt.

00:18:13.000 I can't remember exactly what he said, but he was disappointed in Biden and what happened in Afghanistan.

00:18:16.000 It was a very clean thing.

00:18:18.000 Fired.

00:18:20.000 You have a cop come on and say, oh, LeBron James, can you tell me what to do in this situation?

00:18:25.000 Mocking LeBron James for wanting to endanger cops' life.

00:18:28.000 Fired.

00:18:30.000 But teachers can just sit there and talk shit. 1.00

00:18:33.000 Well, they could until now.

00:18:35.000 Like they're slowly, that one who said, I have kids pledge allegiance to the trans flag, she has been, she's no longer teaching.

00:18:44.000 Do you know what that means?

00:18:47.000 Ryan?

00:18:48.000 She's in an administrator role now.

00:18:50.000 Yes.

00:18:50.000 She's, well, worse, she's in a rubber room.

00:18:52.000 So they just, they don't fire them.

00:18:54.000 They just put them in a room and they just sit there and sleep and look at their phones.

00:18:59.000 That's fired when you're a teacher.

00:19:00.000 That's how strong the unions are.

00:19:02.000 And that is why, that is why, that is why.

00:19:05.000 You are my shimmy-doo-be-doo. 1.00

00:19:07.000 Yeah.

00:19:08.000 That is why our children are being indoctrinated with socialism.

00:19:14.000 Because the unions, the teachers' unions are the strongest unions in America on both sides.

00:19:20.000 They donate to both sides.

00:19:22.000 And what does a union do?

00:19:23.000 A union wants to self-preserve, right?

00:19:26.000 And so it wants more socialism, More communism, more pro-union stuff.

00:19:32.000 So it starts telling its teachers, you got to push this, you got to push this.

00:19:36.000 You're a union.

00:19:37.000 You see the stickers all over their cars, and to them, they've managed to, the unions, teachers' unions, have managed to brainwash the teachers into thinking they're like Carhartt wearing sledgehammer.

00:19:47.000 I'm a union man working on the railroads, not someone who works 180 days a year and goes home at 320.

00:19:55.000 And so when they're brainwashed, what do they talk about to the kids?

00:19:58.000 Communism, socialism.

00:20:00.000 And somehow that takes us to gender.

00:20:02.000 I don't quite get that.

00:20:03.000 But look at this silly cow. 1.00

00:20:06.000 Last night was summer camp and we had our award ceremony tonight and I got misgendered when they presented my award.

00:20:16.000 And I know they didn't do it on purpose.

00:20:18.000 Still stinks.

00:20:19.000 It doesn't make it hurt any less.

00:20:22.000 I ended up going in the bathroom and everyone's like, oh, he didn't do it on purpose.

00:20:27.000 She didn't do it on purpose.

00:20:28.000 But that means that I've been here for two months.

00:20:34.000 And still, there's a contrast.

00:20:38.000 She likes to be the girl. 0.98

00:20:39.000 And that's the world that's so, so full of me.

00:20:44.000 Let's just break this down for a second here.

00:20:46.000 So she's at a camp, maybe trying to make some extra money before school starts as a teacher.

00:20:52.000 I guess she's working more than 180 days a year. 0.99

00:20:54.000 And they're giving her an award.

00:20:57.000 And they called her she when she's he.

00:21:01.000 In other words, I'm crushed that you don't take me seriously because I pretended I was a dude and I look like a chick.

00:21:10.000 Like, that's like saying you're Batman.

00:21:14.000 And you're hurt that no one takes you seriously.

00:21:17.000 Secondly, why is it so traumatizing to be misgendered?

00:21:22.000 Like, I'm a dude.

00:21:23.000 Oh, sorry, I thought you were a chick because you are a chick and you look like a chick. 1.00

00:21:26.000 So I didn't get the memo or I forgot that you're pretending to be something else.

00:21:31.000 That really hurts.

00:21:33.000 Like, everyone must get your race wrong 100% of the time.

00:21:38.000 Who me?

00:21:39.000 Yeah, you must get misraced.

00:21:40.000 Yes, I do.

00:21:41.000 Every day.

00:21:42.000 I'm just happy to be acknowledged.

00:21:45.000 Like, yes, I am Chinese.

00:21:47.000 I used to be called Chinese all the time.

00:21:48.000 By black kids. 0.85

00:21:50.000 Did you go to the bathroom and cry?

00:21:51.000 Hell no.

00:21:52.000 I think someone has pronounced my last name correctly once in history.

00:21:56.000 That irks me for some reason.

00:21:58.000 You know who pronounces my name wrong?

00:22:00.000 Siri.

00:22:02.000 She calls me McGinnis.

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:04.000 It's aggravating.

00:22:05.000 Computers don't get it.

00:22:09.000 I'm aggravated because it's like a fun way to say it, like McInnes.

00:22:13.000 It's like funner to say that way, and people choose not to do that.

00:22:17.000 What's he barking at?

00:22:20.000 Probably something gay. 0.99

00:22:21.000 Let me see.

00:22:22.000 Should you go check it out?

00:22:26.000 He's getting real eager.

00:22:31.000 So yeah, these people make up these.

00:22:50.000 Oh, yes, it's very rainy today.

00:22:52.000 That's why I was wearing my Burberry trench coat.

00:22:56.000 Yeah, so they make this astrology shit about themselves and then get mad when you don't take it seriously.

00:23:02.000 That's not the way.

00:23:03.000 Why did you let him out, dumbass?

00:23:06.000 Do you not know how doors work?

00:23:12.000 But like, how does your brain work?

00:23:13.000 You take him into your office and then you don't close the door?

00:23:19.000 Help me out here.

00:23:22.000 You thought he'd close the door?

00:23:25.000 I don't understand.

00:23:29.000 There you go.

00:23:30.000 And that makes a click sound.

00:23:31.000 That's how doors work, folks.

00:23:34.000 And I didn't take a night course indoors.

00:23:37.000 I mean, I did take a night course that was indoors, but that's one word indoors.

00:23:41.000 I didn't actually learn about doors.

00:23:44.000 Anyway.

00:23:46.000 Also in the teacher child abuse news, our update on Gabriel.

00:23:51.000 So they have this black gotcha dude at Project Veritas, and they went to his house. 0.82

00:23:57.000 And the fantastic part about it is the first thing he says is, this makes me uncomfortable.

00:24:02.000 This is the guy who said we need to make people uncomfortable.

00:24:07.000 And so I put an Antifa flag in my classroom.

00:24:10.000 And when someone said it's uncomfortable, I said, well, that means you're a fascist.

00:24:13.000 So part of my job as a teacher is to make children uncomfortable.

00:24:17.000 What happens when it's turned on him?

00:24:19.000 We caught up with Guybe to ask for comments.

00:24:21.000 Gabriel, hello, how are you?

00:24:23.000 I'm good.

00:24:24.000 I am a journalist with Project Veritas.

00:24:26.000 I don't.

00:24:29.000 Well, I think that there's been a lot of uncomfortability in your classroom.

00:24:33.000 And you mentioned to one of our colleagues that you have 180 days to turn students into revolutionaries.

00:24:40.000 A student voiced their uncomfortability in your classroom with the Antifa flag.

00:24:44.000 Do you recall that?

00:24:46.000 This is meant to make fascist.

00:24:48.000 Just a little uncle.

00:24:49.000 He literally is dressed like Miles McInnes.

00:24:52.000 He's got the fucking glasses and everything.

00:24:55.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 Wow.

00:24:57.000 That's hot, Miles McInnes.

00:25:00.000 When I mean hot, I mean temperature-wise.

00:25:01.000 I'm definitely more attractive than him.

00:25:03.000 Actually, not definitely.

00:25:05.000 Uncomfortability is a word, right?

00:25:08.000 Let's see.

00:25:08.000 That would suck if that was their whole thing.

00:25:12.000 While you dig that up, I'll give you some good news.

00:25:15.000 Texas is making abortion illegal.

00:25:17.000 They're making it illegal to kill baby girls. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Baby boys, too.

00:25:22.000 Okay, good.

00:25:25.000 But when they say you can't kill babies, they mean both genders, male and female.

00:25:30.000 So this law says you can't kill baby girls, right? 0.63

00:25:34.000 And what's the feminist takeaway? 1.00

00:25:36.000 This is sexist.

00:25:37.000 I knew when Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, we were going to be in trouble.

00:25:40.000 And now they're repealing Roe v.

00:25:41.000 Wade.

00:25:42.000 You can still get an abortion. 1.00

00:25:44.000 Like, us pro-lifers are not thrilled with this.

00:25:47.000 You got six weeks to figure it out, bitch. 1.00

00:25:51.000 But I guess fat, lazy morons who don't know what a period is, you'd have to be, first of all, you have to be So fat, you don't know.

00:26:01.000 Well, I guess you wouldn't see much growth in six weeks, but a guy comes in you, you're not on birth control, you miss a period, you still got two weeks to go.

00:26:11.000 That's so fucking funny, so true.

00:26:15.000 I'll never understand the feminist take on abortion, it's an ethical thing. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Is it murder to abort a baby?

00:26:26.000 And about, women are about half and half on this subject, by the way. 1.00

00:26:31.000 I think about 55% of women are pro-choice.

00:26:35.000 So if you have pro-choice laws, like here in New York, you get an abortion at nine months.

00:26:42.000 I guess that means you can just have your baby and just chop its head off. 0.93

00:26:48.000 You are oppressing those women who feel that abortion is murder, that 45%.

00:26:57.000 And then on top of that, little tiny baby girls are being murdered.

00:27:02.000 So why is feminism sticking its nose into this? 1.00

00:27:05.000 It's about ethics and what a human is.

00:27:08.000 And I've always said, just like I want to get the racism debate down to just lower middle class blacks, American blacks who were born here and come from here, not Kamala Harris's, I'd like to get the abortion debate down to these kind of numbers,

00:27:24.000 six weeks when it has a heartbeat.

00:27:28.000 I think it's a human being on the date of inception, but at the very least, can we get it down to six to...

00:27:34.000 I think the earliest a premius survived is 27 weeks.

00:27:38.000 Look that up.

00:27:40.000 So 21, 6, like a matter of weeks.

00:27:45.000 I'll be happy if we can do that.

00:27:47.000 Nine months is New York and Canada.

00:27:50.000 Seems a little rich.

00:27:52.000 Does it not?

00:27:54.000 What does that say?

00:27:55.000 He was 18 weeks?

00:27:57.000 Celebrated his first birthday after beating zero odds of survival 131 days prior to expecting David.

00:28:06.000 That's such a frustrating way to phrase it.

00:28:09.000 Now I got to do crazy math.

00:28:13.000 How old was he?

00:28:15.000 Little guy?

00:28:18.000 Spent six months in the hospital.

00:28:20.000 131 days.

00:28:21.000 Okay, so wait.

00:28:22.000 So now we have to do 9 times 30, right?

00:28:25.000 270 minus 130, 132?

00:28:32.000 Right?

00:28:32.000 6, 2, 8, 3, 3, 1.

00:28:36.000 So he was about halfway through.

00:28:38.000 So that's a lot of weeks, isn't it?

00:28:45.000 San Antonio, 30.

00:28:46.000 21 weeks.

00:28:47.000 There we go.

00:28:50.000 Wow.

00:28:51.000 Yeah, they're usually around 21 weeks.

00:28:53.000 Any baby born before 37 weeks is pretty much.

00:28:56.000 So look, if a baby can live at 21 weeks and we've got this down to six, that's a huge victory.

00:29:05.000 I hope the pro-lifers are happy with this.

00:29:08.000 I know it's still murder, but it's a better murder.

00:29:12.000 Murder was just improved in Texas.

00:29:18.000 And then I thought at the end of my War on Kids thing, because it includes college, college kids, even though they're adults, although not so much these days.

00:29:29.000 This dude who had, I remember this two years ago, go to 2-4, Bobby Walker was having a talk for the College Republicans.

00:29:40.000 What school was that?

00:29:43.000 New York College Republicans.

00:29:45.000 Binghamton.

00:29:46.000 Oh, I think that was Columbia.

00:29:48.000 Oh, wait.

00:29:48.000 I'm seeing Binghamton.

00:29:49.000 Lawsuit against Binghamton.

00:29:50.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:51.000 Yeah.

00:29:52.000 So they're doing a talk.

00:29:53.000 Yeah, that was it.

00:29:54.000 Dude, I think Sal was up there.

00:29:56.000 And Chadwick, I think, was?

00:29:58.000 I don't remember being there, but it's possible.

00:30:04.000 So he wanted to sue the school, and it's going to court.

00:30:10.000 Now, this should set a precedent.

00:30:12.000 And that means, remember, Ann Coulter was banned from Berkeley.

00:30:16.000 I went down and read her speech.

00:30:18.000 I would say I was banned because this is exactly what happened at my talk at NYU.

00:30:22.000 I was pepper sprayed, and then the professor was not willing to kick out the protesters that were screaming over top of me because he was a radicalizer himself.

00:30:36.000 Milo at Berkeley, Jesus, that was a doozy.

00:30:40.000 Charles Murray was physically attacked when he was leaving his school and a professor was hospitalized.

00:30:46.000 Look at this dude with the hands.

00:30:48.000 What are you doing?

00:30:50.000 What a weird beta male gesture that is.

00:30:57.000 The list goes on.

00:31:02.000 Is there an Israeli who was banned?

00:31:05.000 Hey.

00:31:08.000 My family is away visiting my in-laws.

00:31:12.000 So I've been alone.

00:31:13.000 And I bring my daughter's dog in, which is why you're hearing barks.

00:31:22.000 I had the craziest dreams last night.

00:31:25.000 I didn't drink very much.

00:31:26.000 Let me tell you about my drinking last night, okay?

00:31:28.000 Went to the pub, bought a Guinness pub cheeseburger, which was just, I mean, it was way too much meat.

00:31:36.000 I couldn't.

00:31:37.000 And then the fries were frozen, but I do get accosted.

00:31:41.000 I was accosted after the Mets game on Friday.

00:31:45.000 Did I tell you the story yet?

00:31:46.000 No.

00:31:47.000 It's like the same as it was when we were in Florida and it was all New Yorkers at that hotel.

00:31:52.000 He goes, proud of your boy.

00:31:55.000 So this guy walks by and he says something like, yeah, you don't seem very proud of your boy.

00:32:00.000 I go, what's the passive aggressive shit?

00:32:02.000 What are you doing here?

00:32:03.000 What are you doing?

00:32:05.000 And then they get defensive and they go, it's not passive aggressive.

00:32:08.000 I go, you got a problem with proud boys?

00:32:10.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:32:11.000 I go, what's your problem?

00:32:13.000 And then he doesn't say anything.

00:32:14.000 And they go, you got a problem with Antifa?

00:32:16.000 And he goes, I hate them too.

00:32:18.000 And I go, look, asshole, you want to fight?

00:32:20.000 We can fight.

00:32:21.000 You want to debate?

00:32:21.000 We can debate.

00:32:22.000 Otherwise, fuck off.

00:32:23.000 I don't need your little mumbles as you go by.

00:32:25.000 And then I was with the cops because it was a cop's birthday and they stood.

00:32:28.000 And then the other guy, He was related to the owners of the bar.

00:32:33.000 So then both sides were like, Nothing's going to happen.

00:32:37.000 I was so wasted, he probably could have won.

00:32:40.000 But then last night, I go to a different bar, and two strangers buy me beers.

00:32:45.000 So I've been made to be a very polarizing figure, which doesn't make any sense to me or you because you watch this show.

00:32:54.000 But I know I complain a lot, but there's also some bonuses with it.

00:32:58.000 But anyway, I had two beers, then a break, right?

00:33:02.000 That was at six, then a break, and then at seven, I had probably three buds and a maker's watching the Mets game, which I won $140 at.

00:33:13.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:33:15.000 Then I came home and I had one maker's.

00:33:20.000 That's it.

00:33:22.000 So I consider that not drinking.

00:33:25.000 But I still was like, I couldn't sleep well probably because I, you know, when you taper off your alcohol intake, you don't sleep very well.

00:33:33.000 But so I was having these crazy half-awake dreams and I was talking to some boxing dude and he punched me.

00:33:39.000 Like we were in the ring.

00:33:40.000 We were going to spar later.

00:33:41.000 I didn't know we were enemies, but apparently we are.

00:33:43.000 I thought things were cool.

00:33:45.000 Dude, it was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced in a dream.

00:33:47.000 He punched me like a big body blow.

00:33:49.000 We weren't in the ring.

00:33:50.000 We were talking about sparring, moving around.

00:33:53.000 I woke up.

00:33:54.000 I went, uh.

00:33:56.000 I woke up from the punch.

00:33:58.000 And then totally disoriented, thinking, did someone sneak in my house and punch me?

00:34:02.000 Because it felt totally real.

00:34:04.000 But here's the other thing, the other dream I had.

00:34:07.000 And my dad always said, don't talk about your job, your mother, or your dreams.

00:34:13.000 Nobody cares.

00:34:15.000 But this one, remember that one we were talking about the other day where I thought the funniest thing in the world is how many people want money?

00:34:21.000 Eight?

00:34:22.000 Yes.

00:34:23.000 Well, this was the same, but it was a new brand.

00:34:27.000 It's a band.

00:34:28.000 Yeah.

00:34:29.000 It's a line of cigarettes.

00:34:31.000 It's a lifestyle.

00:34:33.000 And it's called fright sexuality. 0.63

00:34:38.000 What the fuck?

00:34:39.000 And I was just like, I was so impressed with this new thing.

00:34:44.000 Like, I don't know what it is.

00:34:45.000 It's a new, like, vice.

00:34:47.000 Fright sexuality.

00:34:49.000 What is it for rapists?

00:34:51.000 That never occurred to me.

00:34:52.000 I thought it was like sex pistols.

00:34:54.000 Like, it's got sex in it.

00:34:55.000 Like a ghost fetish?

00:34:57.000 I don't fucking know.

00:34:59.000 And I was designing the cigarettes.

00:35:00.000 It's very white, minimalist, but there's a few accents of hot pink and turquoise lines on the cigarette pack.

00:35:08.000 And then the band uses on their shirts.

00:35:11.000 And I was like, please, God, don't let me forget the name of this band.

00:35:15.000 This is brilliant.

00:35:16.000 Fright sexuality is the future. 1.00

00:35:20.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.93

00:35:24.000 So I wrote it down.

00:35:26.000 Fright sexuality.

00:35:28.000 Fright sexuality.

00:35:29.000 Maybe we should make t-shirts.

00:35:32.000 And it's a cigarette t-shirt?

00:35:33.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 I want to do that.

00:35:34.000 That's on my to-do list today.

00:35:36.000 No hypes, no pipes, which is the Hell's Angels motto for no crack and no heroin.

00:35:42.000 A landscaping shirt, fluorescent orange landscaping shirt like our power washing buddies, but it's get off my lawn, lawn care.

00:35:50.000 That's cool.

00:35:51.000 Number on the back.

00:35:52.000 It looks exactly like you do lawn care.

00:35:54.000 And it's fluorescent orange like the lawn care guys have.

00:35:56.000 No rules.

00:35:58.000 And then I don't break for quefs.

00:36:00.000 Monster truck, woman boobs out, guy with a beer.

00:36:04.000 Yeah, people have been asking for that one.

00:36:06.000 And they also spell break wrong when they ask for it, which is very frustrating.

00:36:10.000 And they'll say, I'll pay $10 for that.

00:36:12.000 Number 10, dollar sign.

00:36:16.000 Are you trying to make me mad?

00:36:19.000 That's becoming more common than the correct way.

00:36:26.000 I mean, I don't think even Ryan is that dumb.

00:36:29.000 No, I know that stuff.

00:36:32.000 Does dollar sign go first?

00:36:33.000 People are...

00:36:34.000 It does in Europe.

00:36:35.000 The Euro is second.

00:36:37.000 And in Quebec and France, they use...

00:36:43.000 In Quebec, they put the dollar sign afterwards because they have the French mentality.

00:36:48.000 Which is wrong.

00:36:50.000 By the way, I had a stupid thought like that, but just awake.

00:36:53.000 And I still think it's good.

00:36:55.000 And it's real quick.

00:36:56.000 It's a game I've been playing with my friends.

00:36:58.000 And so it's a hint.

00:36:59.000 And I have to give you a hint in the style of B52's Love Shack.

00:37:03.000 So here it goes.

00:37:04.000 This is a thing.

00:37:06.000 So hide all the eggs and make the kids go hunting.

00:37:10.000 Then buy yourself a chocolate bunny.

00:37:14.000 And the answer's Easter?

00:37:15.000 Correct.

00:37:16.000 Okay, is this quiz for babies and people with head injuries?

00:37:19.000 No, that was the easy one.

00:37:20.000 Okay, now here's a hard one.

00:37:22.000 Okay.

00:37:22.000 It grows up the side of a lattice or a building.

00:37:26.000 It's also the name of a Batman felon.

00:37:31.000 Poison Ivy?

00:37:32.000 Correct.

00:37:32.000 See, they get harder.

00:37:34.000 This is the hardest one.

00:37:35.000 I'm nervous.

00:37:36.000 He's kind of a pervan.

00:37:38.000 He's tall and chewy.

00:37:39.000 He starred in Jurassic Park one and two.

00:37:44.000 What's his name that Kyle Dunne does?

00:37:46.000 Who has the pausing all the time?

00:37:47.000 And this guy.

00:37:49.000 He was in the fly.

00:37:52.000 Three, two, Jeffrey Goldblum.

00:37:55.000 Nice.

00:37:56.000 Correct.

00:37:57.000 And here's the, and if you get it right after then sing, Jeffrey Goldbloom is a little old thing that you just got correctly.

00:38:07.000 Ryan, you know the other answer to all those questions?

00:38:10.000 What?

00:38:11.000 Yes, you're gay. 0.89

00:38:14.000 What are you talking about?

00:38:15.000 That is the gayest game. 1.00

00:38:16.000 It's an awesome game.

00:38:19.000 You know what we were talking about at the bar last night?

00:38:22.000 What?

00:38:22.000 I told Doggy Style, she said, I might get a piercing.

00:38:25.000 She's a very old lady.

00:38:26.000 She's like older than me.

00:38:28.000 She's like, I might get a piercing. 0.98

00:38:29.000 I don't know.

00:38:31.000 We call her Doggy Style because she grooms dogs. 1.00

00:38:33.000 I'm like, I want you to get two rings on each labia, and then we can put a lock through and lock it up so that way no one else can fuck you but me. 1.00

00:38:43.000 That's how we talk.

00:38:45.000 Nice.

00:38:45.000 We don't sing Fred Savage or whatever his name is.

00:38:48.000 Schneider.

00:38:49.000 Schneider.

00:38:50.000 Yep.

00:38:50.000 Oh, I'm so glad we brought this up, though.

00:38:52.000 Jesus H. So you know Joe Tonelli, the compulsive liar.

00:38:57.000 Correct.

00:38:58.000 If you look him up, all it says is that he Was arrested for pretending to be a nurse, but he'll tell you he was an EMT.

00:39:06.000 He drove a helicopter rescue thing.

00:39:08.000 He was in the Iraq war.

00:39:09.000 He almost got the living shit beaten out of him by Maddie Odell when word got out that he took a hundred dollar tip on Memorial Day by telling the woman there he was a Marine.

00:39:22.000 He made Joe give it back, tore him a new ass.

00:39:26.000 Wow.

00:39:29.000 But so there's this Mexican dude there, a young man.

00:39:33.000 And you can tell he's fresh off the boat, fresh off over the river, because he's got a wool hat on and the SA shirt.

00:39:42.000 And his accent is very thick.

00:39:44.000 So he's new here.

00:39:45.000 He's new to the bar.

00:39:46.000 Hello, Mexican man.

00:39:48.000 Very young, probably like 24.

00:39:51.000 And this other guy, Jose, who's a regular, goes, hey, hey, to the guy.

00:39:56.000 Come here in Spanish.

00:39:58.000 Come here.

00:39:58.000 Aqui.

00:39:59.000 Aquí, aqui.

00:40:00.000 Hey, mira, mira.

00:40:02.000 And he says, tell him the story you told me.

00:40:04.000 And he was super excited because he's new here and he gets to talk to the old-timers.

00:40:08.000 And he goes, oh, okay, yeah.

00:40:09.000 That guy, Joe, that bartend's here, man.

00:40:12.000 So I'm talking to him, and he told me all this crazy shit.

00:40:16.000 And Jose just told me it's all lies, but I believed him.

00:40:19.000 And I go, what?

00:40:20.000 Iraq war?

00:40:22.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah, but no.

00:40:24.000 And then Jose is like, no, no, no.

00:40:25.000 Tell him about when he got back from the war.

00:40:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:28.000 Okay.

00:40:29.000 So he goes, he's fucked up after the Iraq war.

00:40:32.000 He was a Marine, right?

00:40:34.000 And I know none of this is true, but I believed it at the time.

00:40:37.000 And I'm telling you the way he told me.

00:40:39.000 So he's messed up.

00:40:41.000 He's drinking a lot.

00:40:43.000 And he gets a DUI and he goes to jail.

00:40:48.000 I guess he can't make bail?

00:40:50.000 Okay.

00:40:52.000 Don't all vets have their own lawyers, pro bono, free guys, that are there for whatever you want, if you get sued, anything?

00:41:00.000 Anyway.

00:41:03.000 So he gets there, and of course, the first day, these six black dudes, they want to beat him up. 1.00

00:41:09.000 What?

00:41:10.000 You go to jail and you have to fight black dudes? 0.99

00:41:13.000 Maybe in a movie.

00:41:15.000 So he gets there, and the six black guys, they don't know who he is, right?

00:41:21.000 And he's been trained.

00:41:22.000 So he kicks the shit out of all six of them.

00:41:27.000 Guess who sees the fight go down and is really impressed?

00:41:30.000 Who?

00:41:31.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:41:35.000 So Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know, I guess Schwarzenegger can't make bail.

00:41:40.000 This is after the Iraq War.

00:41:41.000 So Schwarzenegger would be like governor by then?

00:41:45.000 Or was he a mayor first?

00:41:47.000 Whenever the Iraq War was...

00:41:49.000 Anyway, Schwarzenegger was doing very well for himself and could afford any bail.

00:41:53.000 But I guess he was smoking a cigar and he's like, hey, Joe, I like, I can't do Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:41:59.000 Joe, I like your style.

00:42:01.000 That was some really good fighting.

00:42:03.000 I want you to come to my dojo.

00:42:05.000 Not a joke.

00:42:07.000 Like, he's getting the celebrities wrong.

00:42:09.000 Segal is the dojo guy.

00:42:11.000 Right.

00:42:11.000 Schwarzenegger's a bodybuilder.

00:42:13.000 He's not known for his fighting schools.

00:42:17.000 No, not even a little bit, no.

00:42:19.000 No.

00:42:19.000 I mean, in movies, he goes punch.

00:42:22.000 Even in movies, he's pretty chunky, right?

00:42:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:24.000 It's not like Jason Statham where he's zipping under a desk and then hopping on a thing.

00:42:29.000 Brawler.

00:42:30.000 Total brawler.

00:42:31.000 Yeah.

00:42:32.000 He doesn't move his legs.

00:42:34.000 So Joe went and trained under Arnold Schwarzenegger to become even more of a ninja.

00:42:43.000 An even better Marine.

00:42:45.000 And then we're not even done.

00:42:48.000 So one day when Joe was bartending, two guys came in with shotguns.

00:42:54.000 He got the shotguns from them.

00:42:57.000 And now, by the way, when you're playing your little B-52s game, we are trying to figure out if it's humanly possible, like the greatest ninja on earth, to disarm two shotguns.

00:43:08.000 Like we're thinking, maybe you grab the barrels and you're fast enough to hit both of them in the face with their own barrels if you got close enough.

00:43:17.000 No.

00:43:17.000 And then maybe they're disoriented and you can take them and then maybe bonk them with the butts.

00:43:22.000 It's not possible.

00:43:24.000 As Maddie goes, you're getting shot.

00:43:26.000 Are you laughing at this point?

00:43:28.000 Oh, dude.

00:43:30.000 When I heard the Schwarzenegger, I almost fell off my barstool.

00:43:34.000 I was doing yelling laughs, which are rare.

00:43:37.000 That, ha, ha, ha, like really loud laughs.

00:43:41.000 That if you were like four stools down, you'd be annoyed by me.

00:43:44.000 He'd be like, oh, fuck, shut up.

00:43:45.000 What is that, a chick? 1.00

00:43:49.000 He disarmed them.

00:43:50.000 I guess he beat them up.

00:43:52.000 He's still got both guns and he's beating them up.

00:43:54.000 And he goes, you got two choices.

00:43:56.000 You can stay here and get your heads blown off or you can run.

00:44:00.000 And what do they do?

00:44:01.000 They both fucking run, tear out of there.

00:44:03.000 Wow.

00:44:05.000 Like, after the Marine thing, we said, we made fun of him for lying and we said it's got to stop.

00:44:14.000 And I don't mind if you lie and say that you made spaghetti last night, but you're pretending you're a Marine.

00:44:18.000 He said he had stage four cancer to a cancer survivor.

00:44:21.000 And it's like, you're going to get your ass beat soon.

00:44:24.000 This is not funny anymore.

00:44:25.000 He told me that his daughter tried to kill herself.

00:44:28.000 And I go, dude, I have a daughter and she's teenaged.

00:44:31.000 That's not cool.

00:44:32.000 And he stole that story about she did pills and then sat in the bathtub and waited to die.

00:44:37.000 That had just happened to another bartender's niece. 1.00

00:44:40.000 So he stole that story and made it his daughter.

00:44:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:44:43.000 And then so he goes, guys, guys, I got some good news.

00:44:46.000 He talks like Vinnie Barberino.

00:44:48.000 Guys, I got some good news.

00:44:52.000 I've got a counselor.

00:44:54.000 I'm seeing a therapist who deals with compulsive liars, pathological liars.

00:44:59.000 And we go, that's a lie.

00:45:02.000 Like, you're lying about having your lying treated.

00:45:07.000 You're here from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m.

00:45:11.000 What does this woman work the night shift? 1.00

00:45:15.000 But holy shit.

00:45:18.000 The triple whammy of beating up six black dudes in jail, being spotted by Arnold Schwarzenegger in jail, and then using his...

00:45:30.000 No, there's four.

00:45:31.000 And then going to Arnold's magical fighting schools and then using his skills to disarm two men with shotguns.

00:45:40.000 quadruple pile of bullshit.

00:45:47.000 Look up Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting.

00:45:52.000 I'm fascinated by this.

00:45:54.000 Like, why?

00:45:55.000 Like, why?

00:45:56.000 Here's a lie that you could get away with.

00:45:58.000 Yeah, I got a scholarship to play baseball in college.

00:46:01.000 I was a third baseman.

00:46:02.000 I wasn't good enough to go to the majors, but paid a lot of my tuition and I had a good time.

00:46:06.000 And they were pretty lax with my studies because we were one of the best teams in the league.

00:46:17.000 He's not doing a lot of fighting.

00:46:20.000 He's good at drawing by himself.

00:46:24.000 Another time he told us that he went to high school in Scotland, in Glasgow.

00:46:28.000 But Maddie and I have been going to Glasgow our whole lives.

00:46:31.000 So we're like, okay, so you lived there for a long time.

00:46:33.000 Did you pick up any sayings, any colloquialisms, any fun slang?

00:46:38.000 I mean, Glasgow's famous for its strange patter, its strange accent and everything.

00:46:44.000 What kind of phrases did you pick up?

00:46:46.000 None.

00:46:50.000 This is not really a ninja.

00:46:51.000 This is me and Schwarzenegger fighting.

00:46:53.000 Ooh, nice ass. 1.00

00:46:58.000 I guess that's the kind of moves he learned.

00:47:01.000 Just punching and parrying and...

00:47:03.000 Yeah, look, see?

00:47:04.000 His legs aren't moving.

00:47:17.000 What movie is that?

00:47:18.000 Never say Gooshfra to him. 1.00

00:47:20.000 I don't know.

00:47:21.000 What the fuck was that?

00:47:22.000 Yeah.

00:47:23.000 What is this?

00:47:25.000 I want to see that now.

00:47:27.000 Oh, this new movie, Cop Shop, with one of my dream boats, Gerard Butler, a Glaswegian who has actually been there, looks pretty good.

00:47:41.000 You're a psychopath.

00:47:43.000 I'm a professional.

00:47:46.000 Has Gerard Butler been bad in anything?

00:48:02.000 Oh, great.

00:48:05.000 So why were you looking at that?

00:48:08.000 That's not that dude.

00:48:12.000 Who's that guy?

00:48:13.000 He might ruin it.

00:48:14.000 Theodore.

00:48:15.000 Everyone's trying to kill me.

00:48:21.000 He nearly killed us.

00:48:23.000 All right, that's enough.

00:48:25.000 When you know you want to see a movie, you stop the trailer.

00:48:28.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:48:29.000 Enough haberdashery and flim flamming.

00:48:32.000 It's time for my pet Biden.

00:48:34.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:48:36.000 Hang on to your hats, folks.

00:48:37.000 It's coming.

00:48:38.000 You're about to get cartooned up.

00:48:42.000 Biden.

00:48:46.000 Biden.

00:48:48.000 President.

00:48:49.000 He's big and foolish.

00:48:51.000 Sleepy.

00:48:51.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:48:54.000 My pet.

00:48:55.000 Biden.

00:48:56.000 Wait, what?

00:48:56.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:49:01.000 So, remember when he said he can drive a truck?

00:49:06.000 And he was lying?

00:49:08.000 I drove an 18-wheeler.

00:49:10.000 He joed.

00:49:11.000 No, you didn't.

00:49:13.000 So he was at a truck fact.

00:49:17.000 He was at a Mac truck, I don't know, dealership looking at the stuff.

00:49:24.000 And make this full screen.

00:49:25.000 It is really awesome.

00:49:26.000 Make sure it's nice and loud.

00:49:28.000 The guy who works there really handled himself well.

00:49:31.000 Fompy Toe.

00:49:32.000 Hey, man.

00:49:33.000 Dickerts.

00:49:34.000 Yes.

00:49:34.000 Dick.

00:49:35.000 Heather Bouchard.

00:49:36.000 Hey, Heather.

00:49:36.000 How are you?

00:49:38.000 Sean Smith.

00:49:39.000 How are you?

00:49:40.000 Absolutely.

00:49:41.000 You're not driving the truck.

00:49:43.000 Open the door.

00:49:44.000 No, no keys.

00:49:45.000 There's no keys.

00:49:46.000 We don't have keys to this truck.

00:49:50.000 Think about driving this truck.

00:49:51.000 You have no business driving this truck or anything else.

00:49:54.000 We took a vote.

00:49:55.000 And we've all in agreement that you can't drive anything besides the country into the ground.

00:50:00.000 That's my opinion.

00:50:01.000 That's everybody else's opinion.

00:50:03.000 We're all in accordance to this idea that you can't drive shit.

00:50:07.000 You suck at everything that you do.

00:50:09.000 You're just digging a hole for all of us.

00:50:11.000 It's not fair to anybody.

00:50:13.000 You're a total nimrod, and you're not driving this. 1.00

00:50:18.000 Dicker's. 0.83

00:50:21.000 Nimrod. 0.77

00:50:23.000 That's such a great word.

00:50:26.000 What'd you think of that, Ryan?

00:50:28.000 Beautiful.

00:50:29.000 It took me a second to realize that that was doctored.

00:50:31.000 Okay.

00:50:32.000 Because I was watching it going, I wonder if Ryan will understand that this is fake.

00:50:36.000 Yes, no, no.

00:50:37.000 I like how he says his name Dick again.

00:50:39.000 He's like, Dick Hurts.

00:50:40.000 Yeah, Dick.

00:50:41.000 Dick Hurts.

00:50:42.000 Yes.

00:50:43.000 Dick.

00:50:43.000 Heather Bouchard.

00:50:45.000 They really, like, the guy who made that is really good at audio.

00:50:49.000 He sounds exactly as staticky as them.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:53.000 But here's a real speech from a gold star parent who lost her son in Kabul in the suicide bombing.

00:51:01.000 And I mean, I got to read the whole thing.

00:51:04.000 This message is for you.

00:51:04.000 I know my face is etched into your brain.

00:51:06.000 I was able to look you straight in the eyes yesterday and have words with you.

00:51:10.000 After I lay my son to rest, you'll be seeing me again.

00:51:13.000 Remember, I am the one who stood five inches from your face and was letting you know I would never get to hug my son again.

00:51:19.000 Hear his laugh.

00:51:20.000 And then you tried to interrupt me and give me your own sob story.

00:51:24.000 And I had to tell you that this isn't about you, so don't make it about you.

00:51:29.000 You then said you just wanted me to know you know how I feel.

00:51:32.000 And I let you know that you don't know how I feel.

00:51:34.000 And you do not have the right to tell me you know how I feel.

00:51:38.000 You then rolled your fucking eyes in your head like you were annoyed with me.

00:51:42.000 And I let you know that the only reason I was talking to you was out of respect for my son.

00:51:47.000 And that was the only reason why.

00:51:49.000 I then proceeded to tell you again how you took my son away from me and how I will never get to hug him, kiss him, laugh with him, etc.

00:51:55.000 And you turned, you turned to walk away.

00:51:59.000 And I let you know my Son's blood was on your hands, and you threw your hand up.

00:52:04.000 Yes, Ryan behind you as you walked away from me, like you were saying, Okay, whatever.

00:52:12.000 You are not the president of the United States of America, Biden.

00:52:15.000 Cheating isn't winning.

00:52:16.000 You are no leader of any kind.

00:52:18.000 You're a weak human being and a traitor.

00:52:20.000 You turned your back on my son, on all of our heroes.

00:52:23.000 You were leaving the White House one way or another because you do not belong there.

00:52:27.000 My son's blood is on your hands.

00:52:29.000 All 13 of them, their blood is on your hands.

00:52:31.000 If my President Trump was in his rightful seat, then my son and the other heroes would still be alive.

00:52:36.000 You will be seeing me again very soon.

00:52:38.000 By the way, as my son and the rest of our fallen heroes were being taken off the plane yesterday, I watched you disrespect dissolve five different times by checking your watch.

00:52:48.000 What the fuck was so important that you had to keep looking at your watch?

00:52:53.000 You are nobody special, Biden.

00:52:54.000 America hates you.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, that's something I didn't realize till I saw them on Hannity last night, I think it was.

00:53:03.000 That it wasn't just one quick incident.

00:53:06.000 It was like five times.

00:53:09.000 And then, of course, when it was time for George Floyd's funeral, we had nothing but attention from him.

00:53:16.000 He sat alone on a bench just like...

00:53:19.000 Just like that.

00:53:20.000 Was it the mayor of the town he was killed in?

00:53:24.000 Where was he killed in?

00:53:25.000 Was it Ferguson?

00:53:27.000 No.

00:53:28.000 Remember him blubbering over the coffin?

00:53:32.000 Oh, I shouldn't say blubbering.

00:53:34.000 He was just shaking.

00:53:37.000 My baby George is gone.

00:53:40.000 Minneapolis.

00:53:41.000 Yeah, Minneapolis.

00:53:46.000 Those guys are not impressed with old Joe.

00:53:53.000 But here's a doozy.

00:53:54.000 So remember, Trump was impeached because he said to, was it Hungary or something, Ukraine?

00:54:01.000 He said, yeah, you should look into that.

00:54:03.000 I think there was some illegal stuff going on.

00:54:05.000 So as far as the less narrative, that is him doing quid pro quo where he says, I'm not giving you money unless you investigate this.

00:54:13.000 Meanwhile, there was a crime there.

00:54:15.000 Hunter Biden was given that job illegally to be a consultant on some fucking mine in Ukraine.

00:54:22.000 Hunter Biden, the only thing he can mine is crack rocks out of the carpet.

00:54:27.000 Why?

00:54:28.000 The job obviously is totally illegitimate, right?

00:54:31.000 So Trump said, look into it.

00:54:33.000 That was him being impeached because he's trying to manipulate the justice system or some bullshit.

00:54:38.000 Meanwhile, here's a Biden call that deserves impeachment.

00:54:41.000 He said to the president of Afghanistan at the time, so yeah, when we move out there, we need to make it look like we're winning and the Taliban are losing.

00:54:52.000 So I need you to help me frame that narrative, whether it's true or not.

00:54:58.000 So it's always important to get to the quotes, right?

00:55:00.000 Like with Trump, they accuse him of saying Nazis are good people.

00:55:03.000 Then you look up the quote and you realize it's a complete lie.

00:55:05.000 He was talking about something else.

00:55:08.000 But here's the exact quote.

00:55:12.000 And there's a need, whether it is true or not, there is a need to project a different picture.

00:55:18.000 Whether it is true or not.

00:55:20.000 So he's trying to get this Afghan president with him on his fake propaganda, which he's really running with.

00:55:30.000 We talked about this yesterday, right?

00:55:31.000 When he says, it was an extremely successful departure.

00:55:34.000 We won the war.

00:55:36.000 And I didn't leave any Americans behind.

00:55:38.000 And then I saw lefties on Twitter going like, oh, I hate how these Trumpers are pretending that the Americans left behind were like guys who have a John Deere tractor.

00:55:47.000 It was mostly Afghans who happened to be American.

00:55:51.000 Oh, okay, so they don't matter now?

00:55:53.000 Your racism is showing.

00:55:57.000 Which brings us to racism.

00:55:59.000 Let's jump on some racism. 0.88

00:56:01.000 Been a while.

00:56:15.000 So I started the show by calling Olivia Rodrigo white.

00:56:19.000 There's nothing Hispanic about her. 0.99

00:56:21.000 But blacks are different than us.

00:56:24.000 Now, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, he's not that different than us.

00:56:28.000 But this guy is very, very different.

00:56:35.000 First of all, the pippy long stocking socks are confusing, right?

00:56:40.000 You can press play now.

00:56:44.000 So he's decided, he pulls up his pants.

00:56:46.000 His pants are constantly falling down.

00:56:49.000 It's become a tick now in the hood to just be pulling up your pants all the time.

00:56:53.000 And then he's got to push the cut.

00:56:59.000 Oh, dude.

00:57:00.000 Check the comments.

00:57:04.000 Because there was one of them where every single one was a drop from this show.

00:57:10.000 Oh, no.

00:57:11.000 This one's too interesting.

00:57:12.000 So they're going to talk about what they saw.

00:57:14.000 But there was another post he put up where it was like, the bird, which is the bald eagle, getting good at it, if you will.

00:57:19.000 Have they gotten to Grindface yet? 0.94

00:57:20.000 Because I know Mob Shizzen. 1.00

00:57:22.000 Oh, I'm thinking of Mob Shizzen. 1.00

00:57:24.000 Because we completely have monopolized that channel.

00:57:26.000 Yeah, well, let's get on Grindface. 0.97

00:57:28.000 He literally worked for GOML now.

00:57:31.000 And it makes him so mad.

00:57:32.000 He hates it.

00:57:33.000 He blocks them all.

00:57:35.000 I've been really dancing around, you know.

00:57:41.000 Which is the one I saw?

00:57:42.000 Well, the key is to use one that could possibly apply.

00:57:47.000 The why of things?

00:57:48.000 The bird which is the balt eagle.

00:57:51.000 Balt.

00:57:53.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:57:54.000 They put her out for a week.

00:57:56.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:58:01.000 Bitch, are you for real? 1.00

00:58:03.000 I'm beyond angry.

00:58:06.000 I don't like Zibbutt Cheek. 1.00

00:58:09.000 Oh, fuck.

00:58:11.000 That's funny.

00:58:12.000 Every time I see it, it makes me happy.

00:58:14.000 This one's good, too.

00:58:15.000 The why of things.

00:58:19.000 And I think I know why.

00:58:22.000 It's not a joke.

00:58:23.000 My son's on the cover of Magazine.

00:58:29.000 Oh, man.

00:58:30.000 The world's not all bad.

00:58:31.000 That's funny.

00:58:33.000 Okay, let's play a little game of.

00:58:35.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:58:38.000 Hockey night in Canada.

00:58:40.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.

00:58:45.000 Godot 5-0.

00:58:47.000 So this guy is being accosted by thugs.

00:58:52.000 His wife's being accosted.

00:58:54.000 He barks them back after they run over her foot, and he happens to have a gun.

00:59:02.000 Turn it up.

00:59:06.000 You guys, keep moving!

00:59:08.000 Dumbass! 0.79

00:59:09.000 Mike's off the news!

00:59:21.000 He said a bad word.

00:59:35.000 Nobody's pointing it at them.

00:59:37.000 Now, you shouldn't take out a gun and definitely shouldn't point it at someone unless you're willing to shoot them.

00:59:41.000 But can you imagine if 10 proud boys surrounded some black woman, they were mocking her, laughing at her, jeering, threatening her, they ran over her foot, and then a black guy, a black dad, her husband, comes out.

00:59:56.000 Well, first of all, this is hard to imagine that they're still together.

00:59:59.000 But her husband comes out with a legal gun and says, get the fuck back, get back, fucking crackers. 0.98

01:00:06.000 It wouldn't appear on the news.

01:00:08.000 Or black man shows unbelievable restraint and patience not firing a group of terrorists. 0.75

01:00:15.000 The headline would be, he's finally had enough.

01:00:19.000 Is this, say, a different guy who did that background?

01:00:22.000 Or is that this is who?

01:00:24.000 Polly.

01:00:25.000 Polly? 0.89

01:00:26.000 I switched him up today.

01:00:27.000 Oh.

01:00:28.000 That's a good one.

01:00:29.000 So let's see what's going on.

01:00:31.000 They denied an angry white man self-defense.

01:00:34.000 Who's Joshua Reit Miller?

01:00:36.000 Let's look him up.

01:00:40.000 They just gotta say white man when it's a white guy.

01:00:45.000 White cop shoots black perp.

01:00:48.000 And then if it's a black cop shooting a white perp, it's like, here, well, look at this one. 0.79

01:00:52.000 Ashley Babbitt.

01:00:53.000 Who's the guy?

01:00:55.000 Oh, that guy looks familiar.

01:00:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:59.000 I've looked him up before.

01:01:00.000 He looks like my friend Mike, but gay. 0.83

01:01:03.000 I don't think he's gay.

01:01:04.000 Hmm.

01:01:05.000 I know, it's hard to tell these days.

01:01:09.000 Go to the next one after this, and we'll come back to that.

01:01:12.000 Ashley Babbitt's killer.

01:01:14.000 Bobbitt?

01:01:15.000 Babbitt?

01:01:16.000 Babbitt?

01:01:17.000 Is that there doing interviews?

01:01:18.000 He's a celebrity now.

01:01:20.000 Kill an armed black man get 22 years in prison. 0.86

01:01:23.000 Kill an unarmed white woman gets a special interview on NBC News.

01:01:28.000 He's talking about George Floyd, of course.

01:01:33.000 And then he goes, who takes a lethal amount of fentanyl and doesn't kill you?

01:01:37.000 So this guy, this guy, the Ashley Bobbitts guy, I forget his name, Michael Flynn or something like that, he's going on a press tour.

01:01:47.000 And this is, by the way, in a climate when every time a cop talks to a camera, he gets fired.

01:01:51.000 And he's going, I saved lives.

01:01:53.000 Do you really think you saved lives?

01:01:55.000 What was Ashley Babbitt going to do?

01:01:57.000 Go on a murdering spree?

01:01:58.000 Who the fuck honestly believes that anything bad would have happened if Ashley Babbitt had made it through that window and not get shot in the neck?

01:02:10.000 Exonerated, no problem.

01:02:13.000 I mean, that is clearly non-white privilege, right? 0.71

01:02:19.000 Now, go back to this guy, the Florida dude.

01:02:25.000 Other footage, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:27.000 It's not something I'm proud of.

01:02:28.000 Yeah, when your adrenaline is coursing through your veins, you swear and use horrible terms.

01:02:33.000 Oh, and no mention of him being called a cracker, right?

01:02:35.000 That's fine.

01:02:36.000 It's not something I'm proud of.

01:02:37.000 The words themselves, it was just me playing tit-for-tat.

01:02:42.000 You could see he was dangerous.

01:02:43.000 One of the teens who was 16 at the time of the encounter testified Monday.

01:02:46.000 Oh, so they're showing up in court?

01:02:48.000 I was in shock.

01:02:49.000 I ain't know what to do.

01:02:54.000 Go down, though.

01:02:55.000 Like, what's going to happen to this guy?

01:02:56.000 I'm sure he's fired and canceled.

01:03:00.000 Three counts of aggravated assault with a firearm that's enhanced by Florida's hate crime law, as well as carrying a concealed weapon and improper exhibition of a firearm.

01:03:11.000 Jesus.

01:03:17.000 And this is in a time when we had that black guy on mushrooms who just went up, shot a random white man, and then danced over his body. 0.91

01:03:27.000 And then we had that other woman shove a toddler, black woman shove a toddler just because he was white. 1.00

01:03:32.000 And she did a little dance.

01:03:35.000 And you know that they're getting misdemeanors, they're getting their bail paid for.

01:03:40.000 They're not facing hate crime charges.

01:03:43.000 That's the indelible irony of all this hate crime shit.

01:03:47.000 My experience, and likely your experience too, is you hear the least amount of racism from white people.

01:03:54.000 We tend to be the least racist group in the country.

01:03:57.000 Yet, when they enforce hate crimes to stop this horrible onslaught of racism that allegedly comes from us, it doesn't apply to blacks.

01:04:07.000 And like even talk to an old Korean man about his daughter dating a black guy.

01:04:12.000 He'll have a heart attack right then and there.

01:04:18.000 And finally, the FBI didn't just infiltrate Adam Waffen.

01:04:22.000 Remember Adam Woffen?

01:04:23.000 So the allegation with Andy No is he provides kill lists for Adam Waffen, which sounds really bad.

01:04:29.000 That sounds like a modern American Nazi group who goes around assassinating people.

01:04:34.000 And Andy's like, here's today's assignment, boys.

01:04:36.000 And he hands out a list of all these people.

01:04:42.000 Because Andy puts publicly available mugshots on his Twitter, that's considered the list.

01:04:48.000 And then Adam often had to look them up.

01:04:50.000 It's like four guys who just started some dumb little group.

01:04:56.000 And yes, they are Nazis, but they're not a thing.

01:05:00.000 And they go, there's been a murder associated with them.

01:05:03.000 Yeah.

01:05:04.000 One of them became a Muslim and they were making fun of him for that.

01:05:08.000 So he killed one of them.

01:05:10.000 So it was an Adam Waffen crime. 0.70

01:05:14.000 But anyway, we knew they were laced with feds and the feds get in there and say things like, we should kidnap the governor and do this and that.

01:05:20.000 But then we find out they're also funding them.

01:05:22.000 What's this article?

01:05:23.000 FBI allegedly funded their magazine, which, by the way, when I was a kid in Canada, the reason the Nazi skinheads got so big is because the Heritage Front, they were called, had a magazine and they would distribute it and people would read it and it would make seemingly reasonable points.

01:05:40.000 And you go, yeah, yeah, I guess I am a Nazi.

01:05:42.000 And that's the way they created hate when there was none, just like they do with Proud Boys.

01:05:46.000 The FBI allegedly paid a publisher of white supremacist literature more than $144,000 over 16 years to serve as a confidential informant, according to recent filings.

01:05:57.000 Like, that's how desperate they are to get racism going.

01:06:01.000 They have to pay someone $144,000 to make it happen.

01:06:08.000 The CI is a convicted felon and currently owns and operates a publishing company that distributes white supremacist writings.

01:06:15.000 Holy shit.

01:06:17.000 And is kept afloat by the feds.

01:06:20.000 Because, hey, without Nazis, they're out of a job.

01:06:24.000 And I was thinking about this the other day.

01:06:25.000 They say that the number one threat to America is domestic terrorism.

01:06:30.000 They're right in the sense that the number one threat to this deep state is patriots like oath keepers, proud boys.

01:06:38.000 Because we're telling everyone that they're full of shit and we're not taking their bullshit.

01:06:43.000 We're standing up for ourselves.

01:06:45.000 So if you were to say people like the Covington Catholic school kids are the biggest threat to America, well, not America, the country we know and love, but the fake deep state government that you created, yes, you're right.

01:06:58.000 They're the only ones fighting back.

01:07:03.000 All right.

01:07:04.000 Let's just do a brief COVID, and then we'll jump to the mailbag.

01:07:27.000 This is the best vaccine video I've ever seen.

01:07:30.000 It's one of the best TikToks I've ever seen.

01:07:32.000 Sorry, there's so much TikTok on today's show.

01:07:34.000 I'm 13 years old.

01:07:35.000 That's how I get my news.

01:07:37.000 But wow, she put this together beautifully.

01:07:39.000 How do you, wait, wait a minute.

01:07:40.000 I don't have TikTok.

01:07:41.000 I've never used it.

01:07:42.000 How do you do these?

01:07:43.000 Do you film one side, the other side, and then you do it in post?

01:07:48.000 I don't know.

01:07:49.000 I think it has a wide variety of tools like sounds that you could use, that you could talk over.

01:07:54.000 No, but how do you do the two characters talking to each other?

01:07:57.000 Does she have to undo her and redo her hair every time? 1.00

01:08:00.000 Either that or she just records full way through.

01:08:02.000 You can chop up videos.

01:08:02.000 It's got like a, from what I understand, like a pretty...

01:08:05.000 in other words, you have no idea.

01:08:07.000 No, but I mean, just knowing how Instagram works, they have similar features.

01:08:13.000 Snapchat has similar features.

01:08:14.000 Thanks for your input.

01:08:16.000 There's editing.

01:08:17.000 Did you get the vaccine?

01:08:19.000 No.

01:08:20.000 Why didn't you get it?

01:08:21.000 What if you catch COVID?

01:08:23.000 The vaccine doesn't stop you from catching COVID.

01:08:26.000 Why are you being so selfish?

01:08:28.000 What if you catch it and give it to me?

01:08:30.000 But you've been vaccinated.

01:08:32.000 Yeah, but you can still give it to me.

01:08:34.000 What's the vaccine for then?

01:08:36.000 It'll stop you from getting really sick and dying if you catch it.

01:08:39.000 So if I catch it and give it to you, but you've already had the vaccine, it'll still stop you from getting really sick and dying.

01:08:46.000 Exactly.

01:08:47.000 That's why you should get it.

01:08:48.000 That's why I should get it?

01:08:50.000 But you got it already.

01:08:52.000 But if you catch it, you could get sick and die.

01:08:54.000 So by not getting the vaccine, the only person I'm putting at risk is myself of getting sick and dying?

01:09:00.000 No, you're putting me at risk.

01:09:02.000 And you already get the vaccine, so you won't get sick and die, even if I gave it to you.

01:09:07.000 But you could give it to someone who can't be vaccinated.

01:09:09.000 But so could someone who's been vaccinated, because the vaccine doesn't stop you from getting COVID.

01:09:16.000 Perfect.

01:09:18.000 Like, shouldn't that be distributed to everyone in the country?

01:09:22.000 You just summarized it beautifully.

01:09:24.000 I like how she's got nine different foods she's eating too.

01:09:27.000 So you're asking, how does this happen here?

01:09:29.000 She just recorded one with her hair up and then recorded it. 0.61

01:09:33.000 It's a pain in the ass to have to separate them all and go back and forth.

01:09:36.000 Yeah, they've got some.

01:09:37.000 I know how you do that in Premiere.

01:09:39.000 Right, but on a phone.

01:09:40.000 Yeah, phones are getting good.

01:09:43.000 Yeah, perfect.

01:09:44.000 You know what's happened with the death of education, like that Antifa guy we saw teaching classes, people are not, especially the left, they're not getting their basic logic.

01:09:52.000 And we're seeing just terrible thinking in this country, especially from the left, where they go, my body, my choice, except when it comes to the vaccine, then it's not your body.

01:10:05.000 You might hurt someone.

01:10:06.000 I guess it's okay to hurt a baby.

01:10:10.000 Or they're mad when Trump pulls out, but it's okay when Biden pulls out.

01:10:14.000 I mean, there's so many contradictions.

01:10:17.000 They were anti-vaccine when it was Trump.

01:10:18.000 Now they want it to reign vaccines.

01:10:22.000 They suck at this.

01:10:23.000 They're not sending their best, are they?

01:10:27.000 So the new thing with the left is they think we're all taking horse dewormer.

01:10:32.000 I guess there's an ingredient in there.

01:10:35.000 Has anyone figured out why the same people who say COVID is a hoax find the need to inject themselves with the horse deworming medication to protect themselves from COVID?

01:10:43.000 That's one of these Antifa documentarians that follows the riots.

01:10:49.000 Because the COVID disinformation movement is fundamentally an attack.

01:10:53.000 Peddling alternative treatments that are injurious is an attack in another form, which provides the distraction to blah, blah, blah.

01:10:59.000 So apparently there's something in this horse dewormer that some doctors have said could be beneficial.

01:11:06.000 And I saw this big involved Huffington Post article about it that went on and on.

01:11:11.000 It was written by a woman and you could tell her heart was not in it and she wasn't meant to be a journalist.

01:11:15.000 In fact, when she tweeted out, she goes, I worked really hard on this.

01:11:19.000 And in the article, she says untold numbers of Americans are trying this.

01:11:25.000 She explains why they're doing it.

01:11:27.000 She says Joe Rogan mentioned it, some other people.

01:11:29.000 But as far as how dangerous it is, untold.

01:11:33.000 Again, with the shitty education.

01:11:35.000 If three people took D. Wormer, this story doesn't matter.

01:11:40.000 I don't mean Dean Wormer.

01:11:42.000 He's dead.

01:11:43.000 But if 300,000 people are taking it and it is indeed injurious, well, that's a major story.

01:11:53.000 In one case, your story shouldn't be written.

01:11:55.000 In the others, it should be the front page of every paper in the country.

01:11:58.000 So that's a pretty big detail to not include you fucking inept, silly bitch, LARPing as a journalist, but ultimately just playing house. 1.00

01:12:12.000 What's this, 3.9?

01:12:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:15.000 I think I mentioned this yesterday.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, I did.

01:12:20.000 Yeah, we talked about that.

01:12:21.000 They all want us dead.

01:12:24.000 And it has nothing to do with the vaccine, and it has nothing to do with racism.

01:12:27.000 It has to do with social media, bubble culture, where the left has blocked out anyone who disagrees with them, and they've become immune, or sorry, unable to handle any kind of confrontation, whether it's a debate, a relative who disagrees,

01:12:43.000 or even a physical fight.

01:12:45.000 They're totally adverse to it.

01:12:47.000 And in this process of living in a bubble, they've turned everyone outside of the bubble into evil Nazi zombies that want to kill you. 0.65

01:12:55.000 So what do you do with zombies?

01:12:56.000 You want them dead.

01:12:57.000 Louis Farrakhan said Jews are termites.

01:12:59.000 He clearly meant they need to be exterminated.

01:13:02.000 So they want us dead.

01:13:05.000 And that's what we're at.

01:13:06.000 And they'll use all kinds of bullshit justification.

01:13:08.000 Oh, they're killing us by not getting the vax.

01:13:11.000 Oh, they're racist.

01:13:12.000 They're the biggest threat to this country.

01:13:13.000 All made-up excuses that they don't believe.

01:13:16.000 If you injected them with heroin, they would admit that they're just vindictive, stupid cunts that hate us. 0.98

01:13:24.000 And it's got nothing to do with anything they say.

01:13:27.000 As John Derbyshire says, it's not about what it was about.

01:13:32.000 All right, let's get up into that bag. 0.67

01:13:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't ever dare.

01:13:43.000 Let's turn the grace again and touch it.

01:13:51.000 This one is cold.

01:13:53.000 Another religion. 0.95

01:13:55.000 Another war.

01:13:56.000 This one is fall.

01:13:57.000 The anarchist Pogo Party.

01:14:01.000 Should I risk reading letters that I haven't seen yet?

01:14:05.000 Am I that brave?

01:14:07.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:14:08.000 The benefit of it is they're very up to date.

01:14:12.000 Okay, let's risk it.

01:14:13.000 I'll just try to be really fast.

01:14:15.000 It's like a shitty caller.

01:14:16.000 You just hang up really quickly and say thank you for calling.

01:14:23.000 Gavin you moron.

01:14:24.000 The guys on the left of the werewolf video is clearly making fun of him.

01:14:31.000 Okay, I hope you're right.

01:14:35.000 Thought you might enjoy this heavy metal music video that pokes fun at the pandemic.

01:14:39.000 It was released last December during the height of the lockdowns.

01:14:42.000 Having any opinion other than blindly following the narrative is considered radical.

01:14:46.000 Yeah, I read today that Rage Against the Machine are not allowing anyone at their concerts without proof of vaccination.

01:14:53.000 Rage Against the Machine are saying you cannot be near us unless you follow the rules of the machine.

01:15:07.000 What's it called?

01:15:10.000 Void Vator.

01:15:11.000 I can't take it.

01:15:22.000 Looks like an English Tommy, doesn't he?

01:15:27.000 Okay, that's fun.

01:15:30.000 Kamala bitch. 1.00

01:15:31.000 I'm sure you'll cover this, but you were covering Kamala in Saigon yesterday, and that incompetent bitch put flowers down at the spot where McCain was shot down. 1.00

01:15:41.000 The place is an homage to the fact that they shot down what they believe is a war criminal.

01:15:47.000 She is such a boob, she put flowers at a memorial for their success at shooting down a famous American. 1.00

01:15:57.000 Ooh, she's looking rough right there. 1.00

01:15:59.000 She's just...

01:16:00.000 What is going on there?

01:16:02.000 They're not sending their...

01:16:03.000 It looks like inner thigh meat.

01:16:07.000 Hey, guys, this is from a chick.

01:16:08.000 Hey, guys.

01:16:09.000 So that person didn't do a great job of describing the reason Ren Semei was computer generated.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, she's half vampire and does physical. 1.00

01:16:16.000 I don't fucking care.

01:16:19.000 Jesus Christ.

01:16:21.000 Girls love Twilight.

01:16:24.000 Oh, my.

01:16:25.000 I remember when it was really popular, people would come up to my wife and go, are you Native American?

01:16:30.000 She's like, yeah.

01:16:31.000 Oh, so in Twilight, werewolves are Native Americans because they say those tribes.

01:16:37.000 And it was like they were talking about a documentary.

01:16:39.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 That's like when people talk to me because they like anime.

01:16:42.000 It's like, I fucking hate that shit.

01:16:45.000 You have to move on to somebody else.

01:16:48.000 Werewolf.

01:16:50.000 Hey, Kui Squad, this is from Brian. 0.99

01:16:52.000 I think that if there was an American divorce, we would get the kids. 0.83

01:16:55.000 If there was a line in the sand, I believe there would be more people on our side, especially because you would get independence and a decent amount of moderate Dems, which is happening with CRT.

01:17:05.000 Moderate Dems are going, what's this now?

01:17:07.000 My children are going to be insulted all day and told they're thieves, colonizers.

01:17:12.000 Also, it seems like people on the right tend to have more kids than people on the left.

01:17:15.000 Yes.

01:17:16.000 If it gets any worse, I could see us pushing homeschooling private schools or even starting a more conservative public school system.

01:17:22.000 Well, that's already happened.

01:17:23.000 That's what charter schools are.

01:17:25.000 They're still public schools.

01:17:29.000 And homeschooling, I remember even like 10 years ago, homeschooling was for the radical, weirdo, NRA survivalists and the hippies, anarchists.

01:17:42.000 It was for both far ends of the political spectrum.

01:17:44.000 Now when you hear about homeschooling, it's like saying, I'm not circumcised.

01:17:49.000 Or I wear earplugs when I swim because I'll get water on my ears.

01:17:53.000 Like no one bats an eye.

01:17:54.000 Just go, oh, sucks.

01:17:56.000 Your ears are different.

01:18:04.000 Someone bitching about the vaccine.

01:18:06.000 Don't get it.

01:18:08.000 It's a bit shoot video.

01:18:10.000 Let's check it out.

01:18:14.000 Oh, this is an ancient Chinese sequence.

01:18:19.000 This is very, very old.

01:18:25.000 There's a good...

01:18:25.000 Are we watching it?

01:18:27.000 No.

01:18:27.000 Okay.

01:18:28.000 There's a really good speech.

01:18:30.000 If you follow Anti-Maskers Club.

01:18:33.000 By the way, these guys usually just go around and shame people for getting vaccinated and wearing masks.

01:18:37.000 They're pretty great.

01:18:38.000 Christian kid. 0.95

01:18:40.000 Friends with...

01:18:42.000 I think so.

01:18:44.000 Yeah.

01:18:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe.

01:18:45.000 But this guy made a great speech.

01:18:46.000 This isn't the kid who runs the account, but I saw this.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:51.000 He's pissed.

01:18:52.000 And he's like, hey, Antifa, if you want to be anti-state, hear the fucking names, do some work, and go to their house and intimidate them.

01:18:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:00.000 And they did.

01:19:00.000 People did go to these politicians' homes.

01:19:03.000 Nice.

01:19:03.000 I don't advocate that.

01:19:04.000 Well, no, you just go there and just the way they went to Tucker's house.

01:19:09.000 And then you say, hey, we would like you to vote.

01:19:12.000 Different.

01:19:16.000 Make Ryan go to Google and type in, is we getting?

01:19:21.000 And just look at all the Google suggestions.

01:19:23.000 You won't be disappointed.

01:19:24.000 I have a feeling I know.

01:19:26.000 Let me get a stimulus check.

01:19:28.000 Is we getting?

01:19:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:36.000 What are we doing now?

01:19:38.000 A stimulus check.

01:19:39.000 For stimulus check, four stimulus check.

01:19:41.000 More money.

01:19:42.000 Holy shit.

01:19:44.000 Second stimulus check.

01:19:45.000 Third stimulus.

01:19:47.000 That's amazing.

01:19:48.000 Now do are we getting?

01:19:56.000 Same thing.

01:19:58.000 Interesting.

01:19:59.000 They're like.

01:20:01.000 Well, yeah.

01:20:02.000 Some of them, yeah.

01:20:03.000 Never mind.

01:20:06.000 How did Punks Get So Gay from Joe? 0.98

01:20:09.000 Gavin, longtime subscriber, first time writing in.

01:20:11.000 I love the show.

01:20:12.000 Tried to read Death of the Cool, but I couldn't get through the first chapter.

01:20:14.000 My eyes were stinging too bad from the tears getting into them from laughing so hard.

01:20:19.000 It is the best chapter.

01:20:21.000 Anyway, I grew up in the punk scene in Orange County, mostly going up to LA to watch Bad Religion and the likes.

01:20:28.000 I'm so confused with the state of punk nowadays and why they're so liberal.

01:20:32.000 I know you talked about this plenty, so I won't go too far into it, but I saw this video of some faggot German punk wannabes. 1.00

01:20:38.000 I love the feminist shirt and the rainbow balaclavas. 1.00

01:20:44.000 Turn it up.

01:20:45.000 The punks I grew up with would have fought these people.

01:20:47.000 Clearly they're trying to hop on the anti-Trump bandwagon.

01:20:49.000 They don't know anything about American politics, and they think it's punk to be lefties.

01:20:56.000 Well, it was always pretty...

01:20:59.000 It was always predominantly left, but it wasn't exclusively left.

01:21:05.000 I mean, now we can tell you a huge list of all the different alternative artists that were canceled.

01:21:12.000 Like, even that Melvin's dude almost lost everything because he appeared on my show.

01:21:17.000 Didn't necessarily agree with me, but the fact that he was in the same room as me, BBQT got canceled.

01:21:26.000 Dream Machine, the dude from Mumford and Sons, that's not punk, I guess, but anyone in any kind of alternative music that's not country, if they say anything that goes against the far-left dogma, they're done.

01:21:40.000 But we had bands, at least 10% of the punk scene had weird right-wing types, and we thought they were cool, and it was totally tolerated.

01:21:50.000 Like Johnny Ramon.

01:21:53.000 And Gangren and Fear and The Forgotten Rebels.

01:21:58.000 And the whole New York hardcore scene, Cro-Mags. 1.00

01:22:05.000 Sick of it all.

01:22:05.000 Isn't this like fat records type punk, though?

01:22:09.000 Yep.

01:22:11.000 Pop punk.

01:22:14.000 Feminist.

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:17.000 Okay.

01:22:19.000 Daniel Rope's ties.

01:22:21.000 This is from a girl.

01:22:24.000 Who's Daniel Rope?

01:22:29.000 Are we getting tricked into showing something?

01:22:31.000 Oh, they're wearing rope ties.

01:22:33.000 Oh, it's like a noose.

01:22:34.000 Wow.

01:22:35.000 Shit.

01:22:37.000 That's crazy, huh?

01:22:38.000 That's so crazy, man.

01:22:40.000 Alright, last one.

01:22:42.000 My voice is about to go.

01:22:45.000 No, not the last one.

01:22:48.000 Please bring back the show notes.

01:22:52.000 I always want the viewer to follow along with the content.

01:22:54.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:22:56.000 Yeah, okay, maybe.

01:22:58.000 Um.

01:23:00.000 Put that in the old suggestion, Bob.

01:23:04.000 Johnny Rotten gets it.

01:23:06.000 Never thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment and the left wing becoming the sniveling, self-righteous, twatty ones, twatty ones, going around shaming everyone.

01:23:19.000 John Lydon.

01:23:21.000 Yeah, it's pretty nuts, John.

01:23:22.000 Isn't John Lydon as Donald Trump?

01:23:25.000 I see them as very similar.

01:23:27.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:23:43.000 Okay, let's start with 52.

01:23:44.000 I have two today.

01:23:46.000 B52?

01:23:50.000 It's as big as a whale.

01:23:53.000 My umbrella.

01:23:56.000 No, 52, I said.

01:23:59.000 Oh, 22.

01:24:00.000 They both say 52, so this would be 52.

01:24:02.000 The second 52.

01:24:04.000 I'd just like to show you what New York City is like right now.

01:24:22.000 WRD to my dad, never seen so much watts.

01:24:25.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:24:27.000 Wow.

01:24:27.000 The city that never sleeps is dozing off and it's not going to wake up.

01:24:35.000 And then I want to cleanse the palate because I don't want to go out on that.

01:24:39.000 But I've never heard of a fire tornado before.

01:24:41.000 Have you?

01:24:42.000 Never.

01:24:42.000 You've never heard of anything, so of course you haven't.

01:24:45.000 What in the Sam Hain is this?

01:24:50.000 Wow.

01:24:52.000 You can see where people think hell is fire.

01:24:56.000 Hey.

01:24:58.000 You're cool.

01:24:59.000 What the fuck is that thing?

01:25:02.000 I mean, it makes sense, right?

01:25:04.000 There's going to be a tornado and there's a fire and they're together.

01:25:07.000 It's like you got your peanut butter and my chocolate.

01:25:13.000 I could watch that all day.

01:25:15.000 What's that other dude doing?

01:25:17.000 Trying to bulldoze the fire?

01:25:22.000 We can see.

01:25:23.000 Oh, never mind.

01:25:24.000 We can see what?

01:25:26.000 Eh.

01:25:27.000 I'll keep it a surprise.

01:25:29.000 Okay.

01:25:31.000 That's it for the day, folks.

01:25:33.000 Tomorrow is our live show.

01:25:36.000 And then Friday will be another show just like this.

01:25:39.000 Might do a green screen.

01:25:40.000 Might make it fun.

01:25:43.000 We'll make it.

01:25:44.000 We'll try to keep everything unpredictable.

01:25:45.000 You know what I was thinking we should have done with that Sunday fight is just made it an hour of highlights and cut all the fat.

01:25:55.000 Which we could still do.

01:25:56.000 We can rewrite history as it happens.

01:25:58.000 It's true.

01:26:00.000 But yeah, the Warren Kids prevails.

01:26:03.000 Biden is incompetent.

01:26:05.000 And I think we're getting to a point in the divorce where the woman, let's say we're the men in this divorce and she's the woman, she's realizing that she's not going to get that much money and she has no plan.

01:26:19.000 And she's not getting custody of the kids. 1.00

01:26:21.000 So what the fuck have I done?

01:26:23.000 I know this fireman who was getting divorced and the wife thought he was going to retire and she would just get that pension, half the pension.

01:26:32.000 And he goes, I don't know why this is so, but he goes, no, I'm not going to retire.

01:26:36.000 And she gets way less money if he continues to work.

01:26:39.000 And he goes, I'm going to work till I'm 60.

01:26:40.000 And she just put her head in her hands and started bawling her eyes out. 1.00

01:26:45.000 Because the whole reason she started this divorce was for the money and it's not happening. 0.99

01:26:50.000 And I think with critical race theory and Biden's stunning incompetence, a lot of the left, the ones that are out to see or out to see, but a lot of the moderates are going, what have we done?

01:27:04.000 I'll tell you what you've done.

01:27:05.000 You've done fucked up.

01:27:06.000 And we're going to continue exposing your mistakes and save this country in the process.

01:27:12.000 Because if we pursue your route, your anti-patriarchal paganism, we get death and destruction and debt.

01:27:19.000 And we lose the freest country in the world, the freest civilization in the world.

01:27:25.000 So the divorce is here.

01:27:27.000 It's happening, but it's not going to go good for you.

01:27:29.000 This is a war of the roses coming up, and it ain't pretty.

01:27:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:27:56.000 And this one is eating the poop all over the place. 0.99

01:28:09.000 I got some knees to ground me, somebody around me.

01:28:13.000 And now I know how it goes.

01:28:16.000 I never lose myself when you're around.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 01, 2021

S04E24 - COURTNEY LOVE IS ANGRY

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