Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 21, 2019


GOML LIVE #13 | THE FIVE TYPES OF ANTIFA

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Gavin McInnes
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Donald Trump Joe Biggs Antifa Ryan Gavin Tuchauden Pepe Justin Trudeau John Coleman Shane Gillis Lilly Singh Art Nouveau Spooky Johnny Apple CBD Howard Stern James Bond Sammy Davis Jr. Kevin Bluetooth Joni Mitchell Fred Armisen Jesus Christ and 130 more
GOML LIVE #13 - THE FIVE LEVELS OF ANTIFA S02E62 - POLITICS AS FASHION

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Comedian Joe Biggs joins Jemele to discuss his new role on Saturday Night Live as the new Money Guy. He also talks about his time in the military, and why he thinks Antifa is a bunch of idiots. Plus, a new segment called "The Five Levels of Antifa" and more! Plus, the usual nonsense. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this one! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, and do not represent those of any other companies. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll make sure to include it in future episodes. Thank you so much for your support, it means the world to us. Peace, Blessings, Cheers. -Jon Sorrentino and the SPEAK UP! Jon and Jemele. Jon & Jemele - Thank you Jon and Shonda Rhimes The Five Levels Of Antifa - The Five Leveled Antifa - The 5 Leveled of Antifascism by Jon & Shonda R. Biggs Joe Boggs - The Purple Heart and the rest of the Antifa Crew - The Vennys And much more. Don t forget to subscribe to our channel! Subscribe to our YouTube channel Subscribe, Like, Share, Share and Retweets, and leave us your thoughts, and comments on the podcast! and tell us what you think of the show! if you think it's funny, funny, or just like it's a good one, funny or just a little bit like that's funny and it's cool, funny and just like that s a good thing and it helps us do it's good enough and we can help us spread it out there more like that and we're listening to it more of it more than that's good and more of that's cool like that, more of your thoughts about it's better than that than that and more like it gets a review on it's more of something like that & we can do that and that's more than just that & more of those things like that? Thanks for listening and we appreciate it!

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00:00:29.000 Are we going to get in trouble for using that on YouTube?
00:00:33.000 If this is going to be a free episode.
00:00:35.000 Yeah, Thursdays are free.
00:00:36.000 Okay.
00:00:37.000 Then yes.
00:00:38.000 You know why Thursdays are free? 0.99
00:00:41.000 Dumbass, not prepared guy who's late. 0.98
00:00:44.000 Uh, because the sponsors get, you know, 350,000 on YouTube and then my telegram and my parlor and then free speech. 0.99
00:00:54.000 Oh, I see.
00:00:55.000 So it's worth it for the- We get to charge more money!
00:00:58.000 For them peeps.
00:00:59.000 We get more money!
00:01:00.000 I love money!
00:01:02.000 I love money!
00:01:04.000 Is that your new character, Money Guy?
00:01:06.000 Money Guy!
00:01:08.000 That's- I'm gonna do that at my SNL audition.
00:01:10.000 So I have another one, Lorne, it's called Money Guy.
00:01:12.000 I'll just jump right into it.
00:01:14.000 I love money!
00:01:16.000 Yeah, gimme money!
00:01:19.000 Uh, that's all I got for him.
00:01:21.000 I thought of him on the way over here.
00:01:22.000 That's pretty great.
00:01:23.000 I like it.
00:01:24.000 I do a Scottish guy.
00:01:25.000 Hello, I'm a Scottish guy!
00:01:27.000 Uh, I do a guy named Miles.
00:01:29.000 What's going on, you guys?
00:01:31.000 I can do British accents.
00:01:32.000 Hello, what you doing?
00:01:34.000 And then even like, hello, hello.
00:01:36.000 So, do I got the gig?
00:01:38.000 Uh, let's try the Scottish guy being money guy.
00:01:42.000 Okay, I love money!
00:01:43.000 Oh, that's great.
00:01:45.000 It's about money, pal.
00:01:46.000 That's great.
00:01:47.000 Get some money, big man!
00:01:49.000 You're hired. 0.98
00:01:51.000 I should warn you though, if you were to go through any of my old tweets or podcasts, they are tiny bit racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, Islamophobic, ageist, sizeist. 0.90
00:02:08.000 Actually, I'm not ageist. 0.61
00:02:10.000 It's easier to list the things I'm not.
00:02:12.000 Yeah, that's a shorter list.
00:02:14.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 Are you a bigot?
00:02:17.000 Which I'm not an ageist.
00:02:20.000 I'm not a bigot, but I'm not a smallet either. 0.96
00:02:23.000 Yeah, like a Jussie Smollett.
00:02:25.000 Don't do puns for the entire show, please.
00:02:27.000 The entire?
00:02:28.000 Okay, that's tough.
00:02:28.000 No more puns.
00:02:30.000 And no more abbreviating things or changing things to acronyms.
00:02:33.000 That's not funny.
00:02:34.000 I'll say things like, I have to go, and you go, U-H-T-G. 1.00
00:02:39.000 How is that a joke or anything?
00:02:40.000 I don't know, I think it's a sign of depression or something.
00:02:43.000 Yeah, now that I can digest. 1.00
00:02:46.000 So my reaction when you do those, I should go, oh, fuck, man. 1.00
00:02:50.000 Sorry to hear that. 0.99
00:02:53.000 Oh, nothing's ready.
00:02:55.000 You don't got the wide.
00:02:56.000 You're gonna cross the camera now.
00:03:01.000 We should be honest and tell you the truth.
00:03:03.000 The truth is we pre-taped something for today's show called The Five Levels of Antifa.
00:03:09.000 I broke this down on Infowars recently, but I thought it'd be good to do a formal segment because it's important that people understand America's enemies.
00:03:18.000 All right, that's a little bright, but okay.
00:03:21.000 So the categories are, starting from the bottom, the orphan losers that they sort of pick up off the street.
00:03:28.000 And then there's the rich professor's kids. 0.85
00:03:30.000 These are the ones who wear black.
00:03:33.000 Five and four. 0.98
00:03:34.000 Then number three are the lesbian lawyers who administrate the whole thing. 1.00
00:03:40.000 Wait a minute. 0.96
00:03:40.000 I'm missing a category. 0.96
00:03:42.000 There's the orphans, the professor's kids.
00:03:43.000 Oh yeah.
00:03:44.000 The shot callers.
00:03:45.000 Yeah.
00:03:45.000 Category three are the ones who, who are out there at the rallies.
00:03:48.000 They don't look like Antifa and they say, everyone go over there, go attack that guy.
00:03:52.000 So there's sort of like the generals, the lieutenants, whatever.
00:03:55.000 Um, we have Joe Biggs on the show today.
00:03:58.000 He'll be explaining a better name for that.
00:04:01.000 Remind me to, to ask that, like, I don't, I don't get the, what's a general, what's a lieutenant, what's a captain.
00:04:08.000 I don't know.
00:04:09.000 So he'll help us with that because he's one of the military guys.
00:04:12.000 God, I was getting on his nerves recently.
00:04:14.000 We were at this party and he has a purple heart because they blew up his Humvee and he went flying through the airline on his side.
00:04:20.000 They were shooting at him and he almost died. 1.00
00:04:23.000 And I said, let's cut the shit, Joe. 1.00
00:04:27.000 You had a car accident. 1.00
00:04:29.000 That's terrible.
00:04:29.000 I know.
00:04:30.000 And he would laugh, but you could see part of him sort of like... Because he has PTSD.
00:04:37.000 Or another one, another fun thing you do to military guys that drives them nuts is you go, how do I know you're not stolen valor?
00:04:44.000 What battalion were you in?
00:04:45.000 And they always say like third battalion, fourth deployment, blah, blah, blah, XR3, like all these details.
00:04:51.000 And you go, there is no third battalion.
00:04:54.000 That makes them mad.
00:04:55.000 They laugh.
00:04:56.000 But they're also starting to get mad.
00:05:00.000 You'll notice when they're talking, you look down and you'll see the hand just sort of go like that.
00:05:03.000 Ready.
00:05:03.000 Clench up.
00:05:04.000 Ready for a pop on the chin. 0.98
00:05:06.000 So we'll have Joe on the show.
00:05:07.000 We're having Joe on the show to welcome aboard FreeSpeech.TV.
00:05:10.000 New show, Biggs.
00:05:12.000 So it's our third new contributor.
00:05:14.000 We're becoming a platform, not a publisher.
00:05:17.000 Or is it a publisher, not a platform?
00:05:19.000 Facebook and Twitter, they like to change it, depending.
00:05:22.000 If they're in trouble, then they say, we're just a platform. 1.00
00:05:25.000 People say shit. 0.99
00:05:26.000 And then if they want to, you know, meddle with the election, they say, oh, we're a publisher. 1.00
00:05:31.000 We're cutting out this guy and this guy and this guy.
00:05:33.000 Something weird's happening to my YouTube, by the way.
00:05:37.000 I haven't gone up in subscribers, despite having maybe a million views since I was last at 350k.
00:05:44.000 So they've somehow frozen that.
00:05:47.000 That's mean, and it's officially cheating, you guys!
00:05:50.000 People have been unsubscribed from things as well.
00:05:53.000 Oh yeah, against their will?
00:05:54.000 That happens, yep.
00:05:55.000 People wouldn't call and go, hey man, I unsubscribed from you, and then I checked and I was unsubscribed. 1.00
00:06:02.000 What the fuck? 0.98
00:06:02.000 Can you straighten that monitor, dude? 0.98
00:06:05.000 God, you're such a young person.
00:06:08.000 I thought you were Asian.
00:06:09.000 You guys are supposed to be perfectionists. 0.97
00:06:13.000 I'm gonna get Shane Gillis in here to hurl racial epithets at your face if you don't smarten up.
00:06:17.000 I would just join him and not feel anything.
00:06:20.000 We should explain our opening song because it was horrible, of course.
00:06:23.000 It's a guy I'm obsessed with, one of my favorite guys.
00:06:26.000 I actually recently sent this guy to Fred Armisen, suggesting that maybe he's not exaggerating enough when he does these characters because reality is trumping him.
00:06:38.000 This guy I like to call in your face, Fred Armisen. 0.99
00:06:43.000 This guy is a human fuck you to Fred Armisen. 1.00
00:06:46.000 Okay, turn it up. 1.00
00:06:48.000 Bacon wrapped bratwurst with Swiss cheese.
00:06:57.000 That sounds actually kind of delicious.
00:07:00.000 Like the problem with hot dogs is people use cheap cheese when they put cheese on them.
00:07:04.000 So he's listening to industrial music, eating a sauerkraut Swiss cheese hot dog.
00:07:09.000 This isn't a joke.
00:07:10.000 He's not doing a character.
00:07:11.000 He lives in a trailer.
00:07:12.000 His videos all have about 10 views.
00:07:14.000 Why don't you recline a little bit, pull back, Ryan, and we can see.
00:07:19.000 I don't like when you hide the details.
00:07:22.000 So this calls me listening to W. Pooch and eating.
00:07:26.000 And what's the name of this guy?
00:07:27.000 Nate Ober.
00:07:28.000 Nate Ober!
00:07:30.000 One comment, 12 views.
00:07:32.000 And that's my comment.
00:07:33.000 Oh, really?
00:07:33.000 What's the name of this track?
00:07:36.000 Do you think he's a pill head?
00:07:38.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:07:38.000 I call this depression porn. 0.99
00:07:40.000 Well, if you take opioids like Xanax and stuff, you tend not to have an appetite.
00:07:44.000 Same with speed, actually.
00:07:45.000 Uppers and downers, you tend not to eat.
00:07:48.000 So I guess pot.
00:07:49.000 Maybe he's a pothead?
00:07:51.000 Maybe.
00:07:51.000 He's a pothead.
00:07:53.000 He's allegedly a pothead industrial dude who lives in his trailer.
00:07:57.000 They could be straight edge, too.
00:07:59.000 A lot of weirdos are straight edge. 0.99
00:08:01.000 And that adds to their weirdest mental illness. 0.99
00:08:03.000 Look, he eats the side there. 0.96
00:08:05.000 You think he's eating sauerkraut?
00:08:06.000 I think he just took a bite out of the side of the bun.
00:08:09.000 Mmm, yeah.
00:08:10.000 You know that bubble chew that's all coiled up?
00:08:13.000 Yeah.
00:08:13.000 You pull it out.
00:08:14.000 I bet he bites it like a hamburger.
00:08:15.000 That's nihilistic. 1.00
00:08:17.000 What a weirdo. 0.65
00:08:18.000 I love him.
00:08:18.000 What an awesome weirdo.
00:08:19.000 I think he watches the show because the way you found him was he edited your green screen thing.
00:08:25.000 I think I'm gonna get banned off YouTube soon.
00:08:27.000 He took that and then green screened you into that like weird industrial- BlueChew.com!
00:08:34.000 is a place where you can get a free sample.
00:08:40.000 It's got the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, or as someone I heard was arrested recently, I heard a cop tell me that he kept talking about Sierra.
00:08:51.000 He was like, yo, niggas gotta get on Sierra and they can get it up whenever they want. 1.00
00:08:57.000 You pop one of them Sierras.
00:08:59.000 Am I allowed to use a racial epithet when I'm quoting a person of color? 1.00
00:09:04.000 Am I gonna get Shane Gillist?
00:09:06.000 By the way, maybe we should have some greatest hits from the week because this one's free and people should probably, you know what we should do?
00:09:11.000 Let's pull up
00:09:13.000 Some of that Shane Gillis video.
00:09:14.000 Not right now.
00:09:15.000 Okay.
00:09:15.000 But Shane Gillis is spooky.
00:09:19.000 You should also pull up the spooky thing so people know what I'm talking about.
00:09:22.000 He made a spooky video in August of 2018 that predicted his firing and predicted a firehouse getting shut down.
00:09:30.000 And the top comment on the video...
00:09:32.000 Makes reference to SNL, and it's all from a year ago.
00:09:35.000 Spooky!
00:09:37.000 By the way, you keep wanting to do buttons, audio buttons.
00:09:40.000 We'll allow it if there's video.
00:09:42.000 Right.
00:09:42.000 You may do video buttons.
00:09:44.000 I don't know if anybody's had that.
00:09:46.000 Like that nerdy dude, Jesse Waters, who, didn't he cheat on his wife with some intern?
00:09:51.000 Yeah, he does things like, hey, we're talking to people today about Trump's wall, and then he'll cut to some Mel Brooks movie going, a wall?
00:10:00.000 Who's got a wall?
00:10:02.000 What are you talking about?
00:10:03.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:04.000 It's so corny.
00:10:06.000 It's always like Fast Times at Richmond High.
00:10:08.000 These kids are getting stoned.
00:10:10.000 Hey, Mr. Hand.
00:10:12.000 Right.
00:10:12.000 Then back to the guy.
00:10:15.000 But if we do it, it won't be corny for some reason.
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00:10:25.000 So this is a blue pill you carry with you at all times.
00:10:30.000 If you're married, you can remember what it was like when you had the coconut smashers you used to have when you were 14.
00:10:36.000 If you're a single gentleman,
00:10:37.000 And you maybe party a little too hard, and you get Mrs. Right home, you have one chance.
00:10:42.000 One chance with her.
00:10:44.000 And if you blow it, you're done forever.
00:10:46.000 So why not have insurance?
00:10:48.000 Say, hypothetically, Jessica Simpson divorces her husband, and she's not too plump, but she's not too skinny.
00:10:55.000 And you meet her at a party, and she's like, I just want to be normal. 0.99
00:10:58.000 I just want to have fun with a normal, ugly, fat guy like you. 1.00
00:11:01.000 Let's go home. 1.00
00:11:03.000 And you'd obviously be nervous, and no one's gonna fault you for being nervous.
00:11:06.000 When you're nervous and you're overthinking, sometimes you're dude, and you are not the best of friends.
00:11:11.000 And believe me, I've been in situations where I'm like, I've been with you every day, we've been through thick and thin, and right now, at the most important time ever, you're gonna just leave? 1.00
00:11:20.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:11:21.000 Like, I've wanted to fight him. 1.00
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00:11:41.000 I'm trying to get these sponsors out of the way early.
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00:11:50.000 Ryan and I wrote some Puerto Rican pop music during the week that we'll be playing.
00:11:54.000 My parents came to visit the set, which was kind of annoying, which you'll have to dig up.
00:11:59.000 We also
00:12:00.000 Lilly Singh has a phenomenally bad new show called A Little Late where all she does is go, can you believe it? 1.00
00:12:09.000 Look, I'm brown and I'm on your TV.
00:12:11.000 You must be freaking out.
00:12:13.000 And everyone's at home eating a sauerkraut Swiss cheese hot dog going, what?
00:12:20.000 I feel the exact same way, by the way. 0.51
00:12:22.000 This is how I feel about gays and trans and your bathrooms. 1.00
00:12:27.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00
00:12:29.000 Iraq and, no sorry, Iran and Saudi Arabia are in a fight. 1.00
00:12:36.000 Can't they both lose?
00:12:38.000 Go ahead guys, turn each other to glass. 1.00
00:12:41.000 I don't give a flying fuck. 0.99
00:12:44.000 I really honestly don't care. 0.99
00:12:46.000 And I'm sick of trying to care.
00:12:47.000 It's just not there. 0.99
00:12:48.000 Again, it's like, say you lived on a planet where everyone was gay, and you're like, I better get gay! 1.00
00:12:53.000 And you have a penis and you go, ah! 1.00
00:12:56.000 I'm sorry, let me try one more time. 1.00
00:12:57.000 No, I'm not trying anymore.
00:12:59.000 I want them to wipe each other.
00:13:00.000 It's sort of like World War II. 0.99
00:13:02.000 You know, the conceit is that Britain and USA had to go there to save the day, to prevent the Holocaust, and to kill the Nazis. 0.77
00:13:11.000 Then I read The Unnecessary War by Pat Buchanan, which is meticulously researched, involves dozens and dozens of other books, and basically he says we shouldn't have gotten involved.
00:13:24.000 It was like a scorpion and a cobra, Stalin and Hitler, and they're just both too vicious to have mass appeal. 0.71
00:13:32.000 So Stalin would have, Hitler would have gone east, Stalin would have tried to fight him, and just fascism and communism would have went...
00:13:40.000 And died.
00:13:42.000 Maybe Hitler would have won. 1.00
00:13:43.000 But fascism doesn't last.
00:13:45.000 Because it's very parochial. 0.99
00:13:47.000 A German fascist hates a Spanish fascist. 0.93
00:13:50.000 They're not friends.
00:13:51.000 In fact, when Churchill declared war on Nazi Germany and said, I'm getting involved, the head of the British fascist party said, I'm with you, Churchill.
00:14:00.000 Let's do this. 0.79
00:14:00.000 Let's crush those Germans. 0.79
00:14:02.000 So people are much more, they have much more allegiance to their own country than they do to some fucking 1.00
00:14:08.000 Made up belief system like fascism. 0.99
00:14:10.000 So fascism could have eradicated communism and then it just would have died a scorpion death out east in the snow.
00:14:16.000 And we'd have no North Korea. 1.00
00:14:19.000 China would be fucked. 0.99
00:14:21.000 We'd have a beautiful Russia. 1.00
00:14:23.000 Free market Russia. 0.96
00:14:26.000 Way to go, Churchill, you big fat drunk potato. 0.75
00:14:32.000 And so we have a second chance to leave people to their own devices. 0.81
00:14:35.000 Let's do it.
00:14:37.000 You can rebuild all the drones you want.
00:14:39.000 I don't care.
00:14:42.000 What else was in the news today?
00:14:44.000 Oh, we got Justin Trudeau in blackface.
00:14:48.000 We'll be focusing mostly on how hot this chick is in the photo, but also talking about blackface. 1.00
00:14:53.000 I don't get what's so bad about it.
00:14:56.000 Tekashi69, we already talked about him. 0.98
00:14:58.000 And then just a bunch of boring crap. 0.97
00:15:01.000 Oh yeah, El Chapo's chick, we'll be talking about her too. 0.99
00:15:03.000 She got shot. 0.70
00:15:06.000 El Chapo's chick! 0.98
00:15:10.000 I wish I could have a Chapo's chick. 0.98
00:15:14.000 I kind of like a Chapo's chick.
00:15:17.000 Where can I find a... He just keeps dying.
00:15:20.000 It's just easier to kill her, I guess. 1.00
00:15:24.000 Right. 1.00
00:15:24.000 Didn't that bug you in Scarface? 1.00
00:15:26.000 Where he kills that guy for dating his sister?
00:15:29.000 Oh, his best friend, yeah. 1.00
00:15:30.000 Hey Scarface, fuck you. 1.00
00:15:32.000 You were successful for what, two years dealing coke? 1.00
00:15:35.000 You're very, very successful.
00:15:37.000 But that's nothing to look up to. 1.00
00:15:39.000 Hey, make $15 million a month for two years, then shoot all your friends and die. 1.00
00:15:44.000 Yeah, not worth it. 1.00
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00:16:55.000 I had kind of given up on my team.
00:16:56.000 They say it's an acronym for must end the season, just like the Jets are just end the season.
00:17:02.000 But every once in a while we pull it out of our buns.
00:17:04.000 As long as we don't have Diaz closing. 0.99
00:17:07.000 Diaz, I hate your guts. 1.00
00:17:09.000 I hate your face. 1.00
00:17:10.000 I hate your ears. 1.00
00:17:12.000 I hate your family. 1.00
00:17:13.000 I hate your car. 1.00
00:17:14.000 I hate your house. 0.80
00:17:15.000 If anyone out there wants to buy me the Mets, I will pay you back by getting rid of Diaz the following day.
00:17:23.000 You know who I'll trade him for? 0.99
00:17:25.000 Anyone in the fucking MLB. 0.99
00:17:28.000 Anyone at all. 0.99
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00:17:47.000 What are you doing, Ryan, Katsu, Rivera?
00:17:49.000 Looking it up.
00:17:51.000 Well, you could just use the URL that I just said.
00:17:54.000 JohnnyApple.com.
00:17:56.000 Nope.
00:17:56.000 J-A-C-B-D dot com.
00:17:58.000 But it also works.
00:17:59.000 Oh, okay.
00:18:00.000 JohnnyApple.com also works?
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00:18:09.000 American-made products with third-party lab testing.
00:18:11.000 I mean, they say here it's a most trusted brand.
00:18:14.000 As far as I'm concerned, it's the most trusted brand.
00:18:17.000 And I use it as an ointment for my sore muscles.
00:18:21.000 I know I told you I was going to start taking HGH to get ripped, because I'm sick of my body being upside down.
00:18:28.000 I have the legs.
00:18:29.000 From the hips down, I'm Superman.
00:18:32.000 My legs are breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:18:34.000 The waist up, I'm Grover.
00:18:37.000 And I'm in the gym, sparring with these guys.
00:18:41.000 And every time I punch someone that's like in their 30s, they say, good. 0.98
00:18:46.000 I don't want that anymore. 1.00
00:18:47.000 I want them to go, what the fuck? 0.99
00:18:49.000 Like when I'm done sparring, my forehead, the skin hurts. 0.99
00:18:53.000 Like I push on my forehead and it hurts.
00:18:56.000 They bruise the skin here.
00:18:57.000 I want to bruise someone's skin. 0.97
00:19:00.000 I'm sick of getting encouraged by young men in the gym.
00:19:02.000 I'm actually considering making a sign for my gym that I hang on the ropes that says, no young people. 0.99
00:19:08.000 Because I'll be there with my old timers, my fellow 50 year olds, and we're... One of them goes, you need a cigarette?
00:19:16.000 As I'm wheezing.
00:19:19.000 I go low, and I do get one in the body, but then I can't see.
00:19:24.000 And he just reaches down and starts nailing me.
00:19:27.000 But then the youngsters will go, hey, mind if I move around with you? 0.99
00:19:30.000 And you can't say no, because that's a pussy move. 1.00
00:19:33.000 So I'll go, yeah, sure, you can come in after I've had two rounds that are two and a half minutes long and I'm about to die of AIDS. 1.00
00:19:40.000 Sure, come on in and beat me up. 1.00
00:19:41.000 And they come in and they're just, it's just a human punching bag. 0.99
00:19:44.000 I'm gonna practice punching an old man. 1.00
00:19:46.000 Remember those torsos they have that are just a torso with the head? 0.89
00:19:50.000 Bob, yeah.
00:19:51.000 That's what us old seniors are to these youngsters.
00:19:54.000 I'm going to try out my moves on an old mannequin.
00:19:59.000 Well, I won't be an old mannequin for long.
00:20:00.000 I'm taking HGH.
00:20:01.000 Anyway, I also take CBD for sore.
00:20:06.000 We did like 9 billion push-ups yesterday, and this whole area feels like it's been stabbed.
00:20:11.000 So you put CBD oil on it as it's inflamed, as it hurts.
00:20:15.000 It makes a huge difference.
00:20:16.000 The next day, it's gone.
00:20:18.000 It's sort of like you ever get a sunburn, and you put aloe on the sunburn?
00:20:22.000 Like, take an aloe plant, split it open, open it, put it right on the red part, like your shins or your feet or whatever got burnt, and you have it there for a couple hours?
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00:20:48.000 Use the ointment after a workout, as I just did.
00:20:51.000 Or a long day defending yourself against Antifa.
00:20:54.000 You can get worn out fighting Antifa just because it hurts your fists.
00:20:59.000 And it hurts your inner arms.
00:21:01.000 It also hurts your eyes if they spray you with it.
00:21:03.000 But you never get a black eye.
00:21:06.000 Has anyone ever got a black eye from Antifa?
00:21:09.000 Not that I know of. 0.93
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00:21:36.000 We're done with ads.
00:21:38.000 Now, this is all freedom.
00:21:39.000 We're done with the newspaper.
00:21:40.000 You don't have to see the New York Post.
00:21:41.000 We've already described the intro.
00:21:44.000 It's time to start the show.
00:21:47.000 I'd like you to get a hold of Joe Biggs, our new contributor.
00:21:50.000 Let's put his show up tomorrow.
00:21:52.000 Dash what's ups.
00:21:53.000 On the site.
00:21:54.000 That's gonna be what's ups.
00:21:56.000 Yo, yo, what's up?
00:21:58.000 So, what we do have though, we posted a clip, you talking about Lilly Singh, the white noise from yesterday.
00:22:05.000 No, no, we are scheduled at 2.30 for Bigs.
00:22:08.000 I know, I'm just telling the people what they do have upload-wise today in this world.
00:22:12.000 I already told them we're gonna do Lilly Singh.
00:22:15.000 Okay.
00:22:16.000 Are you watching the show?
00:22:18.000 Are you a participant?
00:22:18.000 Yep.
00:22:19.000 Are you a participant?
00:22:21.000 I'm a participant.
00:22:23.000 I sound like Ronnie the limo driver when he says cheeks.
00:22:25.000 Yeah, take the butter and let it melt down your cheeks.
00:22:29.000 Chirks. 0.99
00:22:30.000 Wait, is that Stern?
00:22:31.000 Uh-huh.
00:22:32.000 I'm an Open Anthony guy.
00:22:34.000 Open Anthony.
00:22:35.000 Open Anthony's not on.
00:22:36.000 Stern's on.
00:22:37.000 Well, he's... I listen to Stern every morning.
00:22:41.000 And he frustrates the living shit out of me. 0.99
00:22:44.000 He's very opinionated and totally uninformed. 0.98
00:22:48.000 So he'll tell you all about the New York Times and Kavanaugh, and then when it turns out that the New York Times was wrong, he'll just go, let's cut to our sponsor, Untuckit.
00:22:58.000 Kavanaugh wouldn't have had trouble if he was wearing an Untuckit shirt.
00:23:02.000 He does not have the courage of his convictions.
00:23:03.000 That's what happens with these guys when they get rich.
00:23:06.000 Jimmy Kimmel is an awesome guy.
00:23:07.000 Great guy. 0.93
00:23:08.000 Huge pothead. 0.84
00:23:09.000 Kind of mean, which is a crucial part of being funny. 0.58
00:23:12.000 But these guys get money and all they want to do is make their second wife happy. 0.98
00:23:16.000 And their second wives want to be invited to all the great dinner parties. 0.87
00:23:19.000 That's why they are attracted to a famous guy like Sterner Kimmel.
00:23:22.000 Because I can go have dinner with Sacha Baron Cohen and Jennifer Aniston.
00:23:27.000 Great.
00:23:28.000 Now, what do the hosts of these dinner parties want? 0.99
00:23:30.000 They want you to hate Trump.
00:23:32.000 That's their agenda. 1.00
00:23:33.000 They want to save the animals, like Howard Stern's wife, but they also want to kill Trump. 0.52
00:23:38.000 So if you're pro-Trump or even remotely right-wing, you're not invited to the dinner party. 0.67
00:23:44.000 Your second wife's unhappy. 1.00
00:23:45.000 You're miserable. 0.99
00:23:46.000 Happy wife, happy life. 1.00
00:23:48.000 So Stern just goes, fuck Trump. 1.00
00:23:50.000 So does every late night host. 1.00
00:23:53.000 Including the Canadian bisexual Sikh, Lilly Singh, who is rocking the late night world with her controversial comedy based on looking at her face and going, wow, you don't look like Johnny Carson. 0.97
00:24:09.000 That's it.
00:24:10.000 That's a hundred percent of her schtick. 1.00
00:24:13.000 I don't look like your average talk show host.
00:24:16.000 Instead of just being funny. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Like, imagine being a short Asian in the NBA and you were just like, can you believe this shit? 1.00
00:24:23.000 I'm 5'5". 0.99
00:24:25.000 Not your average... Whoa!
00:24:27.000 Oh, the ball's gone.
00:24:29.000 Tall guy took it.
00:24:31.000 What is taking you so long?
00:24:33.000 To do what?
00:24:33.000 To call Joe Biggs.
00:24:35.000 Oh, I thought you were referencing other stuff.
00:24:36.000 He's right here.
00:24:37.000 Well, get him on the show.
00:24:38.000 I'm killing time here.
00:24:40.000 Oh.
00:24:42.000 I can't hear him.
00:24:50.000 Can you hear me now, Joe?
00:24:53.000 Can you see what I hear?
00:24:55.000 That was a very popular 70s movie about a blind guy.
00:25:01.000 Here we go.
00:25:02.000 Oh, you had the wrong setting?
00:25:03.000 Hey Joe, you there?
00:25:04.000 No, it's just I'm changing it.
00:25:05.000 Can you hear me, Joe?
00:25:08.000 Doesn't look like he can hear me, man.
00:25:11.000 Have you muted something, Ryan?
00:25:12.000 Nope.
00:25:13.000 There we go.
00:25:14.000 Oh, you can hear me?
00:25:15.000 Oh, good.
00:25:18.000 You know, it's funny when there's technical difficulties like this, I physically beat Ryan.
00:25:22.000 So what you think is just some fun glitch is like a major fist about to come down on a young man.
00:25:32.000 You're just like, oh, it's working.
00:25:33.000 That's cool.
00:25:34.000 But someone just dodged a bullet.
00:25:38.000 Well, I don't have anybody to throw this grenade, and if I did, I would.
00:25:41.000 Oh, that's a live grenade?
00:25:44.000 Well, I haven't pulled a pin. 0.97
00:25:46.000 But it is a pinned grenade you could kill someone with. 0.58
00:25:51.000 Well, definitely, yeah. 1.00
00:25:52.000 You know, it would be awesome if you, on your last show, and if you are gonna kill yourself, I don't want you to kill yourself, obviously, but if you were to, on your last show, just to pull the pin and say, BYE MOTHERFUCKERS! 1.00
00:26:08.000 Okay. 1.00
00:26:13.000 So let's call your show Biggs.
00:26:15.000 For some reason there's a massive echo right now. 0.99
00:26:18.000 Yeah, and there's a brutal lag on the fucking interview. 0.99
00:26:18.000 Oh, it's echoing? 0.99
00:26:21.000 This sucks. 0.99
00:26:23.000 And we're introducing Joe to the network in a laggy, echoey, shitty way. 0.99
00:26:27.000 Why don't we quit Skype and call him back? 0.71
00:26:30.000 All right.
00:26:30.000 All right, let's do that.
00:26:31.000 Let's try that.
00:26:32.000 Okay.
00:26:33.000 That was embarrassing. 1.00
00:26:34.000 What a pathetic debut. 0.99
00:26:35.000 But that's the problem with live television. 0.98
00:26:39.000 You have to take the crunchy with the smooth, I suppose, as Joe Biggs said.
00:26:43.000 I've got a very important message.
00:26:45.000 Joe Biggs is Skyping me in.
00:26:48.000 Um... I guess I should just remove Skype from my phone, but sometimes I need it when I'm on the road.
00:26:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be necessary.
00:26:59.000 You know what we could do while we get set up?
00:27:01.000 You could play our hit Puerto Rican song.
00:27:03.000 We were listening to K-pop and we were listening to Tekashi 6ix9ine, whatever his name is.
00:27:10.000 The guy's facing 47 years for drug trafficking and gun laundering.
00:27:15.000 And we were listening to his Puerto Rican hits and we realized you don't need to know Spanish to make a Puerto Rican hit.
00:27:21.000 So we did a song off the cuff
00:27:23.000 And then a viewer made a video for it.
00:27:26.000 So this is Puerto Millaya, Mi Amore, by me and Gavin Tuchauden.
00:27:32.000 Gavin Tuchauden and the Azen 2005 Productions.
00:27:54.000 A little bassy. 0.94
00:27:57.000 It's bassy. 0.82
00:27:58.000 They changed it to sound like it's in a club.
00:28:00.000 Oh, I get it.
00:28:01.000 You're a good hype man.
00:28:02.000 Thank you.
00:28:02.000 A diverse club.
00:28:03.000 Tookie, tookie, tookie, tookie, tookie. 0.94
00:28:23.000 That flopped.
00:28:25.000 What?
00:28:25.000 I don't know.
00:28:26.000 That sounded like shit. 1.00
00:28:27.000 We kept cutting in and out of it. 1.00
00:28:29.000 That was a bomb.
00:28:30.000 Okay.
00:28:31.000 That wasn't good.
00:28:31.000 We won't do that again.
00:28:33.000 That won't be a highlight.
00:28:35.000 It's too late.
00:28:35.000 This is live.
00:28:36.000 We can't edit that out.
00:28:39.000 Let's try Joe Biggs again.
00:28:41.000 See if he's lagging.
00:28:42.000 See if it's sharp.
00:28:43.000 See if there's an echo.
00:28:46.000 Is there an echo, Joe?
00:28:47.000 Nope.
00:28:48.000 So we're good to go?
00:28:49.000 Yep.
00:28:51.000 So Joe, we got a new show, Biggs.
00:28:53.000 I want to air it on Sundays, but we don't have anything this Friday, so let's put it up tomorrow, your first episode.
00:28:58.000 I just watched it.
00:28:59.000 It's epic.
00:29:00.000 Good introduction to Joe Biggs.
00:29:03.000 You have a purple heart, right?
00:29:05.000 Yeah.
00:29:06.000 And is there any evidence that what happened with you with the Humvee is actually true? 0.99
00:29:11.000 Yeah, there's an actual plaque from Barack Obama or George Bush, whichever one, I can't remember, with a signature on it saying that the shit happened to me on September 26th. 0.97
00:29:21.000 Okay, but we can't see it that well, so that could be anything. 0.97
00:29:25.000 Yeah, well, it is what it is.
00:29:26.000 You'll just have to trust me, I guess.
00:29:29.000 I'm not going to pull it off the wall. 0.99
00:29:30.000 It took a long time to decorate this fucker. 1.00
00:29:34.000 Do you suffer from PTSD, do you think? 1.00
00:29:37.000 I mean, yeah.
00:29:39.000 I mean, technically, yeah.
00:29:40.000 I mean, it's on my medical paperwork, my discharge stuff from my medical retirement. 0.98
00:29:45.000 But I feel like I have overcome it quite a bit, just on my own accord, just do things I've learned to do, like not taking all this fucking prescription medication that the government gives you. 0.97
00:29:55.000 What a lot of people don't know, though, is a lot of that shit's not even FDA approved. 0.96
00:29:58.000 I mean, we're essentially, since we're 0.97
00:30:00.000 In the Army and we work for the government, we have to do whatever they tell us.
00:30:03.000 They can give us unapproved medication and essentially use this as test, you know, rats, lab rats.
00:30:10.000 So we get adverse reactions.
00:30:13.000 I remember they gave me malaria pills when I was in Iraq.
00:30:17.000 I blacked out and woke up on the other side of the base.
00:30:19.000 I was hallucinating and not knowing what was going on, throwing up, stopped eating.
00:30:24.000 So after that, I just stopped taking it and lied and said that I was taking it all the time.
00:30:28.000 I could have gotten malaria and died, but I felt more safe off of it. 1.00
00:30:33.000 I'd rather get malaria than go through what I went through when I took those fucking pills. 1.00
00:30:37.000 That's amazing. 0.99
00:30:38.000 That's something I've never heard before.
00:30:40.000 You don't hear any reporting on that.
00:30:42.000 Military guinea pigs.
00:30:45.000 Well they get Adderall too and all kinds of different stuff, but I would think a big part of recovering from fighting overseas is just the adrenaline rush.
00:30:54.000 Don't you sort of get addicted to the excitement?
00:30:57.000 Well, yeah, that's why I got lucky that, you know, when I got out, I was given an opportunity to work at InfoWars, and Alex had me as his on-the-ground guy.
00:31:05.000 So, you know, my first, essentially my first assignment was the Ferguson Riots.
00:31:10.000 So, for me, I felt smitten as a kitten, man.
00:31:12.000 I fit right in there.
00:31:13.000 I was deep in the cut like a Band-Aid. 0.91
00:31:14.000 I was having a great time, running around, thugs were shooting, the cops were blowing shit up, there's flares going off, and beam backgrounds flying, and I'm getting punched and hit, and tear gas in my face. 0.91
00:31:24.000 Like, I felt like it was Christmas morning, and I was extremely happy. 0.72
00:31:27.000 It was like when you fly hard, you kind of get like a war boner.
00:31:30.000 Yeah, yeah, I've heard you use that term before.
00:31:32.000 War boner.
00:31:35.000 So we got you flying up to New York this weekend to talk to Roland Martin.
00:31:40.000 Lefty, MSNBC type of dude.
00:31:43.000 I'm not sure what we should talk about.
00:31:45.000 You're a 9-11 truther?
00:31:48.000 I wouldn't call myself a truther, just because that can go so many ways.
00:31:52.000 I don't like being put into, that's why I don't call myself a Republican or a Conservative, 0.99
00:31:56.000 Republicans are spineless, conservatives are too obsessed with religion, and all that shit gets in the way. 0.99
00:32:01.000 I don't want to be part of a group, a truther group, because a lot of those people, that gets spun into like alien beams and all this weird shit. 1.00
00:32:07.000 Right. 0.89
00:32:07.000 Like, I'm just a guy that thinks there's more to what happened than, you know, what happened. 0.89
00:32:12.000 You know, I think that certain elements of the government had, you know, knowledge of what was going on and they kind of allowed it to happen because they like wars and with wars we can use these companies that we own like KBR and things like that to contract out to make money.
00:32:26.000 It's all part of the military industrial complex.
00:32:28.000 So, you know, do I think it's like they actually sat there and planned it? 0.99
00:32:34.000 But do I think they knew about shit and they were kind of like, you know what? 0.98
00:32:38.000 I think I'll look over here real quick, you know, and allowed things to happen. 0.99
00:32:41.000 Yeah.
00:32:42.000 Well, I'm sort of getting more open-minded to it, but maybe because I'm starting to meet more people who are not crazy that believe that, but one of my problems with it is it doesn't identify Islam as a problem, and it puts the culpability onto G.W.
00:32:55.000 Bush and to, you know, Saudi Arabia and stuff, and I want to make sure that Islam remains culpable on that day. 1.00
00:33:02.000 Yeah, I mean, think about that.
00:33:03.000 I mean, these are bad people who wanted to do this.
00:33:06.000 Right.
00:33:26.000 I don't know, it just depends on how you look at it. 0.76
00:33:27.000 But you know, an interesting fact that not many people know this, and I can't remember if I fucking talked about it yesterday or not, but my first wife, her dad was the guy, he was a special forces soldier, all this shit, Vietnam, and he's a pilot as well.
00:33:42.000 When he got out, he actually runs the airport in Florida that trained Muhammad Ata and all those guys how to actually fly those planes.
00:33:49.000 I actually have seen
00:33:51.000 The logs and the books that he still has, he still owns, he will not give up, with Mohammed Ades signature and things like that, and then complaints, voice messages that he had from him being, hey, why is it taking so long for me to get my license? 0.97
00:34:04.000 Shit like that. 0.96
00:34:05.000 And he, my first wife's father, was extremely suicidal after 9-11. 1.00
00:34:09.000 He blamed himself for it, he still does to this day.
00:34:12.000 He has massive PTSD on top of what happened in Vietnam, plus this sits on his soul every day. 1.00
00:34:17.000 The guy's a fucking wreck, man. 1.00
00:34:20.000 It's insane. 1.00
00:34:20.000 You know, I sit there and talk to her sometimes. 1.00
00:34:22.000 She called me up the other day and said that he was having an episode and I was just explaining all this shit because they came across the book with all the stuff and it made him think of everything again. 0.94
00:34:30.000 So, yeah. 1.00
00:34:31.000 The shit's real. 1.00
00:34:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:33.000 Well, that's one thing that sort of crossed my mind is if we were more dubious of radical Islam. 1.00
00:34:37.000 Sorry, YouTube censors.
00:34:39.000 I said Islam earlier.
00:34:40.000 Let's make it radical Islam. 1.00
00:34:42.000 If people are more dubious of radical Islam, more worried about it, then they'd say, why is this guy at a flight school?
00:34:47.000 But people are so concerned with being politically correct, and I'm not blaming your ex-father-in-law, but in general, I wish they would go, this is weird.
00:34:54.000 Like, remember, what's his name?
00:34:55.000 Juan Williams said, I'm kind of uncomfortable with seeing Muslims praying at the gate when I get on a plane, and the NPR fired him right away.
00:35:02.000 You may not think that.
00:35:04.000 I mean, we should be able to steer, what is it, typecast or whatever.
00:35:09.000 We should be able to, because certain groups of people do certain things, you know?
00:35:12.000 And when a certain group, like, let's say this. 0.98
00:35:15.000 Let's say that someone I know, a female, has been raped twice and both by Hispanic men. 0.97
00:35:20.000 So maybe when she sees Hispanic men, she tends to tense up a bit and grab her purse and kind of get really fucking scared because something traumatic's happened to her from that specific group of people. 0.97
00:35:31.000 You know, that's not a racist reaction, that is 0.90
00:35:33.000 You're allowed to notice patterns.
00:35:35.000 You shouldn't be fired for noticing patterns.
00:35:59.000 Okay so, this weekend, we'll probably put it up Monday or Tuesday, maybe Tuesday actually.
00:36:04.000 We've got you and Roland Martin, not really having a debate, just having a discussion, seeing what you guys have in common, what you don't have in common.
00:36:10.000 That'll be a free speech show.
00:36:12.000 And then tomorrow we're going to air the first episode of Biggs, and subsequently every Sunday till the end of time.
00:36:20.000 Right on Joe.
00:36:21.000 My heart stops.
00:36:22.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:36:24.000 Until I pull the pin and, you know, eat this.
00:36:27.000 What a last episode that's gonna be, though.
00:36:28.000 That's gonna be great for ratings.
00:36:30.000 Oh yeah.
00:36:31.000 I like you more than a friend, and I'll see you this weekend.
00:36:34.000 Alrighty.
00:36:35.000 Cheers, buddy.
00:36:40.000 Sweet.
00:36:41.000 That was Joe Biggs.
00:36:44.000 Big guy.
00:36:45.000 Big guy, frankly.
00:36:46.000 Great guy.
00:36:47.000 Tough guy.
00:36:49.000 Been through a lot.
00:36:51.000 He talks about when his Humvee exploded, he had a pen, I think it was in his hand or something, or it was sitting on a little thing where they take notes, and he said the Humvee was rotating, and in slow motion he could see his pen going...
00:37:09.000 It makes sense, right?
00:37:10.000 Your adrenaline's pumping, so your synapses are firing, so you're taking in so much information that it feels like slow motion.
00:37:21.000 Slow motion for me.
00:37:22.000 I knew a guy who was in a car accident, not that this remotely compares to fighting in Afghanistan, but he was drunk, and he, someone blew a red, he was drinking, someone blew a red light, hit the back of him, he went spinning, and he saw his, he had a beer in his hand as he was driving, he saw his beer go, and the fluids were coming out,
00:37:45.000 We're good to go.
00:37:54.000 Then he got out of the cab, sorry, he got out of his car, sat on the curb.
00:37:59.000 He's one of these dummies who has a car in New York, where you just spend like $3,000 a year on parking tickets. 0.95
00:38:05.000 Inevitably you get screwed. 0.95
00:38:08.000 And he sat down on the curb and a cop comes up and he goes, what have you done? 0.97
00:38:12.000 He's like, I'm fine.
00:38:14.000 I have not.
00:38:15.000 And then some lady, like with curlers in her hair and a bathrobe runs out and she goes, stop, stop, I saw what happened. 1.00
00:38:21.000 That guy blew a red light.
00:38:22.000 And then he did a hit and run.
00:38:23.000 And the cop goes, he could tell my buddy was drunk, and he goes, this is your lucky day, my man.
00:38:30.000 And he was laughing. 0.99
00:38:31.000 He's like, holy shit, are you lucky? 0.99
00:38:33.000 The cop? 0.99
00:38:34.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 That's great.
00:38:35.000 And he just let him go.
00:38:39.000 Should we do the five levels of Antifa now?
00:38:42.000 We sure should.
00:38:43.000 We shall, should.
00:38:45.000 And then we'll come back.
00:38:46.000 We'll be taking calls in 15 minutes.
00:38:50.000 I don't think we're going to get to the mailbag today, but there's a lot of stuff I want to get to.
00:38:55.000 We've got to talk about the Kim Kardashian of Mexico.
00:38:57.000 We also have to record this.
00:39:02.000 Wow, that's loud.
00:39:04.000 And disgusting.
00:39:05.000 And you know we didn't add that in post.
00:39:07.000 You know we didn't add that in post.
00:39:10.000 Oh, you know it!
00:39:11.000 You know that was legit toot!
00:39:14.000 Welcome back to the show, Legit Toot, where all the farts are real and all the news is fake.
00:39:21.000 Yeah, let's, let's... I've been working on this for a while.
00:39:24.000 It's my new baby.
00:39:26.000 Actually, just today.
00:39:27.000 But I think it's important to break down the five levels of antifa.
00:39:31.000 Shall we do this?
00:39:32.000 Yes.
00:39:41.000 All right, let's do it.
00:39:42.000 Let's do the five types of antifa. 0.60
00:39:44.000 Starting at number five.
00:39:46.000 The orphans. 0.99
00:39:47.000 Now, Alex Jones always talks about Tifa being a bunch of meth-head, loser, homeless kids, and he's right. 1.00
00:39:54.000 They are. 0.97
00:39:55.000 But out of the five, this type, the sad losers, the junkies and the family-less vagrants, the nomads, they're not that big of a percentage, depending on the town. 0.67
00:40:06.000 They're big in Berkeley and Oakland and Portland, but you don't really see them in New York City.
00:40:12.000 So the orphans are, 0.70
00:40:14.000 Sad sacks, crusty punks, junkies.
00:40:17.000 You see them panning for change, trying to get enough money to buy a beer, pretending they need it for food. 0.97
00:40:22.000 You see them on heroin, picking their toes.
00:40:25.000 And the next category, the number three category, which we'll get to in a sec, the sort of bosses, they prey on these weak-minded people.
00:40:33.000 And they pull them in and they say, hey, we got you a house funded by, you know, Hope Not Hate or some sort of Soros-funded globalist thing.
00:40:40.000 We got you this house.
00:40:40.000 And then they say it's a house.
00:40:42.000 And then when they go to a rally, they feel beholden to their hosts to pay back the benevolence they've received.
00:40:50.000 Or even just, I never felt like I was part of a family.
00:40:53.000 My parents didn't love me.
00:40:54.000 Now I feel like part of a family.
00:40:57.000 I love you guys.
00:40:57.000 Like the guy who blew up the ICE facility, or tried to, William Van Sporen, whatever his name was.
00:41:04.000 He wasn't an orphan, but, you know, when it comes to love, he was like an orphan, and then he didn't have a family.
00:41:10.000 And they were his family.
00:41:11.000 So, you feel beholden to your family.
00:41:13.000 Just like a cult, you feel beholden to L. Ron Hubbard.
00:41:16.000 So these sad sacks... 0.99
00:41:19.000 They, uh, the upper echelons of Antifa prey on these poor losers. 0.97
00:41:24.000 And again, when you see a crowd of Antifa, the orphans are only about 10%, depending on the city. 0.54
00:41:31.000 In New York, there may be 1%.
00:41:33.000 In Berkeley and Oakland, there may be 20, 25%. 1.00
00:41:37.000 And what happens with these poor bastards is they get in over their head. 0.99
00:41:41.000 Like my favorite example is this kid, Nathan Hose. 1.00
00:41:44.000 And he was a junkie living on the streets with his dog and his parents didn't have good contact with them.
00:41:51.000 And so Antifa took him in and he said, yeah, I'll do whatever you want.
00:41:53.000 And they said, all right, disrupt J20.
00:41:55.000 Let's riot in New Orleans. 1.00
00:41:57.000 And so he said, okay, I'm rioting.
00:41:59.000 I'm rioting guys.
00:42:00.000 I'm rioting.
00:42:01.000 And then he gets felony charges and he's facing prison time.
00:42:04.000 That's what happens in real life.
00:42:05.000 So he kills himself.
00:42:07.000 And I always include this, they like to talk about Heather Heyer and all the people that the alleged fascists have killed, but Antifa's death count is alarmingly high, and they tend to be these sad orphans. 0.68
00:42:18.000 Of course, you also have Pim Fortin and the massacre in Ohio, that was an Antifa shooting, and you get that dummy at that school who had a gun on him, he said, and smashed the patriarchy, the patriarchy must die, and then he ended up shooting at a cop and getting killed.
00:42:33.000 So a lot of Antifa get killed by their own brainwashing. 0.98
00:42:36.000 No one kills more Muslims than Muslims. 0.98
00:42:38.000 No one kills more Antifa than Antifa. 0.98
00:42:40.000 But the orphans are a relevant group.
00:42:42.000 Alex Jones, they're not all of Antifa.
00:42:44.000 That's only number five.
00:42:46.000 Number four!
00:42:48.000 Are the Professor's Kids.
00:42:49.000 Now, these are the ones that I seem to come across the most. 0.91
00:42:51.000 They're the ones who pepper sprayed me and call me a fascist and doxxed me and attacked my family.
00:42:56.000 These are the ones that Proud Boys end up fighting in New York.
00:42:58.000 And fighting Professor's Kids is almost like a zombie movie.
00:43:02.000 Like, you just punch them and their arm comes off.
00:43:04.000 They never return a punch.
00:43:06.000 In fact, at my talk, there was two Proud Boys who were arrested and nine Antifa because they just kept
00:43:13.000 Getting caught in the fray as Proud Boys would just beat them up and vanish into the night.
00:43:19.000 They're not good at fighting.
00:43:21.000 Now, what I wanted to mention, too, is you have some intersectionality going on here.
00:43:25.000 Sometimes people in Category 2 take on elements of Category, sorry, Category 4, take on elements of Category 5.
00:43:33.000 For example, Finbar Slonim was this rich kid, there's pictures of him here, who was arrested, go back to the Google image search,
00:43:43.000 So, he's a rich kid.
00:43:46.000 You see him, like, here with his dad, uh, something else Slonim.
00:43:50.000 And, uh, what's that guy's name?
00:43:52.000 The dad?
00:43:52.000 I forget his name.
00:43:55.000 He killed himself.
00:43:56.000 And I don't know why he killed himself. 0.91
00:43:57.000 Maybe he's gay, maybe he found out his son was gay, or maybe he was just broke and he had to continue this illusion of being a wealthy Upper West Side New Yorker. 0.76
00:44:05.000 Anyway, 0.99
00:44:07.000 Finbar has money, but he's also mentally weak and looking for a family.
00:44:10.000 He doesn't have a father, so he goes to Portland, and they take him in, just like an orphan, and he becomes Solange Slonim, a woman.
00:44:21.000 And he gets arrested, of course, fighting Proud Boys, but because he's Antifa, the magical Antifa lawyers show up.
00:44:28.000 We'll get to them in a second.
00:44:30.000 They're a Category 2.
00:44:31.000 So, he's an interesting combination of four and five in that he's a rich kid, but he's also an orphan.
00:44:37.000 Another good example of the rich kid, professor's kids, is David Campbell.
00:44:42.000 David Campbell was at the Night for Freedom that Vic Berger doxxed and got an old Jewish man beaten to it within an inch of his life. 0.96
00:44:48.000 This kid, David Campbell, is a rich kid, but he's going to jail now where he'll get buttfucked because he believed in Antifa rhetoric.
00:44:56.000 So, in both of these cases, for the most part, they tend to be victims.
00:45:00.000 In a sense.
00:45:02.000 But my favorite example of category four, the professor's kids, is these guys.
00:45:06.000 Chad and Josh Coleman.
00:45:09.000 Now, Chad and Josh Coleman were in the news recently.
00:45:12.000 I think I had the link there.
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 New York Post.
00:45:14.000 What they did is that the news reported that a bunch of Nazis beat up these poor innocent Antifa kids for just having an Antifa sticker on their phone.
00:45:24.000 Uh, that's kind of true.
00:45:26.000 What really happened was these academics, and again, category four, they're begging for some sort of life experience to give them some culture because they recognize that they're loser rich kids who have never experienced any grit in their lives.
00:45:41.000 So they pick fights with people in order to feel like,
00:45:43.000 I fought the Nazis!
00:45:44.000 I'm a civil rights crusader!
00:45:46.000 So they had their phones out with the Antifa sticker on them and they were filming this crew, 211 crew, these old skinheads in Manhattan. 0.88
00:45:54.000 Multiracial. 0.90
00:45:55.000 You can't be a Nazi skinhead in Manhattan. 0.98
00:45:57.000 It's not possible. 0.85
00:45:58.000 There's too much diversity.
00:46:00.000 Anyway, they're filming these blue-collar dudes at a punk night in order to dox them.
00:46:05.000 And these old punk guys who work in construction and stuff, they're my age, they see these phones in their face, they see it's Antifa, they see they're being doxed, so they beat up the Coleman brothers.
00:46:14.000 The media
00:46:16.000 And a lot of New York Post writers tend to be Columbia journalism students.
00:46:19.000 They know these guys.
00:46:20.000 And they make it, they were beat up by Nazis just for having a sticker. 1.00
00:46:24.000 No, they picked a fight with blue collar dudes and got their asses kicked. 0.98
00:46:28.000 So they are the quintessential example of number four, the professor's kids. 0.95
00:46:34.000 Whenever you find these Antifa, especially in New York City, you find out that they're doing their PhDs and they're skinny, upper middle class, Upper East Side, Upper West Side kids, desperate for some sort of
00:46:46.000 Alright, now one step up from these people.
00:46:56.000 I don't know.
00:47:17.000 No?
00:47:18.000 Yeah, that one.
00:47:19.000 So there he is literally calling shots.
00:47:21.000 And what these shot callers do is they are given authority by Category 2. 0.67
00:47:27.000 Sorry, yeah, Category 2.
00:47:28.000 And they say, okay, there's a journalist over there.
00:47:30.000 Amass the mob and have them attack him.
00:47:33.000 He's like,
00:47:34.000 No problem.
00:47:34.000 Okay, guys, we got a journalist here.
00:47:36.000 He looks like he's pro-Trump. 0.99
00:47:37.000 I want you to beat the shit out of him. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Okay, let's do it. 0.99
00:47:40.000 So they are sort of like the lieutenants, and they control Category 4 and Category 5.
00:47:45.000 Category 4 and Category 5, the orphans and the professor's kids, though they come from totally different worlds, and the orphans were molested and are drug addicts, and the professor's kids have never been in a fistfight in their lives, they both look exactly the same to the outside world.
00:48:00.000 And this mob of miscreants won
00:48:04.000 The orphans looking for trouble in order to make their hosts happy.
00:48:07.000 Two, the professor's kids looking for trouble in order to give themselves some sort of culture, some sort of grit, some sort of background, some sort of experience.
00:48:16.000 Both of those groups are out running around looking for a fight.
00:48:19.000 The shot callers are the ones who say, okay, let's do it.
00:48:22.000 And they bequeath who has to die and send them out. 1.00
00:48:27.000 Rita Ortiz, I think you showed that earlier, she runs like this all cops are bastards type thing. 1.00
00:48:33.000 Ortiz Kim, sorry. 0.99
00:48:34.000 Ortiz Kim.
00:48:35.000 Go to the first picture of her.
00:48:37.000 There she is.
00:48:38.000 So her mother died.
00:48:40.000 I'm guessing it looks like a heroin overdose, some sort of overdose.
00:48:43.000 So again, with the intersectionality to choose the other side's term, she's an orphan in a sense.
00:48:49.000 But she's tenacious enough and ambitious enough to not be category five and to work her way all the way up to category three, the shot caller. 0.98
00:48:57.000 And she was actually at my talk.
00:48:59.000 There's a picture of her in the audience.
00:49:02.000 No, you see it?
00:49:03.000 It's like a riot photo.
00:49:06.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00
00:49:07.000 That's her there.
00:49:09.000 Again, they all look pretty similar, but you'll notice the shot callers tend to keep their hands fairly clean.
00:49:15.000 Now, you have these shot callers, number three, you have the professor's kids, you have the orphans out there getting into serious trouble, getting arrested, going to court.
00:49:25.000 Who helps them?
00:49:26.000 That brings us to category two, 0.81
00:49:28.000 The lesbian lawyers. 0.76
00:49:30.000 Now, these, these, this group tends to have a couple of important roles.
00:49:34.000 They're sort of the administrators of the movement.
00:49:37.000 And if you ever go to a rally, you'll notice they all have perfect signs.
00:49:43.000 If you go to a bonafide grassroots rally, like there was some Puerto Rican governor that the New Yoricans didn't like, and they protested at Grand Central against this guy.
00:49:51.000 You look at their signs, they're all homemade, they're all different, lots of Puerto Rican flags.
00:49:55.000 You go to one of these Antifa type of things,
00:49:58.000 And they all have perfect signs, beautifully designed, and those are funded by category one, the globalists, we'll get to in a second, but you'll see these lawyers with short, my haircut, hanging them out, they appear to be lesbians, and those are, that's category two. 0.66
00:50:14.000 They fund it, they dole out the money to the shot callers.
00:50:17.000 Oh, speaking of money, by the way,
00:50:19.000 The money stops around number two.
00:50:21.000 Shot callers might get a small stipend.
00:50:24.000 Like, for example, at my talk, they were throwing bottles of piss at us.
00:50:27.000 Glass bottles.
00:50:28.000 And these glass bottles were P. Diddy's vodka, Ciroc.
00:50:31.000 Where'd they get the money for that?
00:50:33.000 Category two.
00:50:34.000 The lesbian lawyers will dole out like 200 bucks and say, go buy some booze, some glass bottles that look like they could make great projectiles. 1.00
00:50:40.000 Then pour out the booze, piss in it, and throw it at Gavin. 0.96
00:50:44.000 So they help coordinate making the signs.
00:50:47.000 It's funny that they're women because they're doing kind of womanly stuff like organizing, administrating, getting the kids ready for school, backing their Antifa lunchbox. 1.00
00:50:55.000 But this category also represents them in court.
00:51:01.000 Now, I'm not saying that Moira Meltzer-Cohen is a lesbian. 0.83
00:51:04.000 I don't think she is.
00:51:05.000 That's probably why she has a hyphenated name. 0.99
00:51:06.000 But she personifies this category I'm talking about.
00:51:11.000 Turn that up.
00:51:14.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:51:20.000 We'll be getting her out and we'll be defending Antifa.
00:51:25.000 Caleb Perkins was one of the Antifa who attacked that guy I showed you earlier, Paul Miller.
00:51:29.000 It was Moira Cohen who shows up when Caleb Perkins beat up a cop.
00:51:34.000 I don't
00:51:54.000 We're good to go.
00:52:13.000 Uh, or sorry, when there's an opportunity for them to fight, it'll be Yvette who says, all right, you guys, let's, now you owe me.
00:52:19.000 Come on in.
00:52:20.000 You know, she doesn't have to say it literally.
00:52:21.000 She can just be like, we're at a rally.
00:52:23.000 You just had some nice gruel.
00:52:24.000 Are you coming?
00:52:25.000 Yes, ma'am.
00:52:26.000 So they go to please her.
00:52:29.000 And category two is a very important category because they really are the ones.
00:52:35.000 doling out the money, the responsibilities.
00:52:38.000 They sometimes either find the lawyers or they are the lawyers.
00:52:41.000 They're the ones having the signs made.
00:52:43.000 Without them, there's nothing.
00:52:44.000 If you get rid of Category 2, you're good.
00:52:48.000 Now, that brings us to the final category, category one, the globalists, the money men.
00:52:54.000 Obviously, if you cut the head off this snake, then you wouldn't have anything else, but I kind of feel like number two is much more important than number one.
00:53:02.000 There'll always be money on both sides funding these things, but without someone to make the signs and to get the lawyers, you're not going to have the shot callers, the professor's kids, and the orphans.
00:53:12.000 They have no direction.
00:53:14.000 So the, and I have a feeling too that the lesbian lawyers would just figure out a way to do this even without money. 1.00
00:53:20.000 It's not that expensive.
00:53:22.000 Oh there's another group by the, well I'll get to the other groups at the end.
00:53:25.000 So yeah the globalists, I'm not going to say George Soros because that's too easy, but a perfect example of this
00:53:31.000 Again, just like Moira Meltzer-Cohen personifies Category 2, Eric Kessler personifies Category 1.
00:53:39.000 Now, I don't know if this is photoshopped or what's going on here, or he's dressed as a hipster for Halloween.
00:53:44.000 He normally doesn't look like this.
00:53:45.000 But Eric Kessler is the head of a fund called Arabella.
00:53:50.000 You've got to look into Arabella.
00:53:51.000 It's amazing.
00:53:52.000 It's a half a billion dollar fund that was behind Kavanaugh.
00:53:56.000 It's behind thwarting any Supreme Court judge that Trump appoints.
00:54:01.000 They're behind pushing priests to focus on open borders and the environment more than Christianity.
00:54:08.000 Like they, their job is to sabotage the Western world under the guise of being a progressive group.
00:54:15.000 Do you want to click on his Twitter there?
00:54:17.000 This is what Eric Kessler usually looks like.
00:54:20.000 When you find trouble, you will find Arabella.
00:54:23.000 And it's people like this that fund Group 2, who then administrates Group 3, who then calls the shots and commands the troops, which are Group 4 and Group 5.
00:54:38.000 They're all the same group.
00:54:41.000 And Group 4 and Group 5, Antifa as a whole is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
00:54:46.000 That's why they don't get in trouble.
00:54:48.000 Because politicians like Cuomo and de Blasio and Nancy Pelosi and Tim Kaine and who's that old black lady again who says fight it? 1.00
00:54:58.000 Maxine Waters.
00:55:00.000 They all need DNC.
00:55:01.000 That's their shock troops.
00:55:02.000 That's their storm troopers.
00:55:04.000 So they'll always be fine.
00:55:05.000 They'll always have free representation in court.
00:55:07.000 Unfortunately our side is the side of freedom and when we get in trouble we have to defend ourselves.
00:55:12.000 We don't have the grand puppeteer.
00:55:15.000 Now I haven't summed up everyone who's at a rally.
00:55:19.000 We have people who are paid to be there.
00:55:22.000 You'll notice them, they don't look like they belong.
00:55:23.000 They'll be like a black girl with an orange sweater on just holding a sign she hasn't even read. 1.00
00:55:28.000 Or some dude in a turtleneck who is clearly some sort of Turkish immigrant and he's also holding a sign looking around wondering where he is.
00:55:35.000 Those people get a hundred bucks. 1.00
00:55:36.000 You see ads for them on Craigslist.
00:55:37.000 They are paid for and handled by Group 2, lesbian lawyers, but they're not Antifa.
00:55:43.000 So I'm not including them in this.
00:55:45.000 There's also the geriatrics you see at these rallies.
00:55:48.000 The white-haired old ladies and men with the white beards. 1.00
00:55:50.000 And they are sort of fluff.
00:55:52.000 They're filler.
00:55:52.000 They're boomer holdouts.
00:55:54.000 Oh, this is a great example.
00:55:55.000 Look at these signs.
00:55:56.000 You notice they're not all beautiful?
00:55:58.000 There's a white-haired old filler. 0.82
00:56:00.000 The old fillers are geriatric boomers who missed the 60s and are just there. 1.00
00:56:04.000 They protest whatever you want.
00:56:05.000 And they don't have to get paid. 0.57
00:56:07.000 And the lesbian lawyers dig them up on Facebook and throw them in. 1.00
00:56:09.000 They fill up the cracks. 0.94
00:56:11.000 There's also like rich housewives. 1.00
00:56:13.000 They are happy to grab the Antifa torch and torment me in my own neighborhood and fuck with my kid's social life. 0.99
00:56:19.000 The rich housewives are just as useful to the movement as everything else. 1.00
00:56:23.000 But I'm focusing this video on Antifa.
00:56:26.000 And look at this. 1.00
00:56:27.000 Let's listen to this dumb chick talk about how white supremacy is everything. 1.00
00:56:30.000 I would like for our president to stop instilling racism in our country. 1.00
00:56:35.000 I think that that is what has affected every single community, not just the immigrant community, but also the black community.
00:56:42.000 Every single community is affected by racism.
00:56:45.000 It's everywhere.
00:56:45.000 It's a be-all and end-all solution, calling everyone racist.
00:56:49.000 But you'll notice her sign is organic. 0.99
00:56:51.000 So that's just a dumb chick who's been brainwashed by all this rhetoric, but at least she's real. 0.99
00:56:55.000 At least her sign is real. 0.99
00:56:57.000 This is fake.
00:56:58.000 All of these signs looking the same, that's all fake.
00:57:01.000 That's Category 2 made those after they got a check from Category 1.
00:57:05.000 And remember folks, the checks don't leave Category 1 and Category 2.
00:57:09.000 All the money stays there. 1.00
00:57:11.000 3, 4, and 5 are fucked. 1.00
00:57:12.000 They're just useful idiots here to ruin America. 1.00
00:57:30.000 Aren't you supposed to play the music? 1.00
00:57:33.000 What were you doing there?
00:57:33.000 Just watching the show?
00:57:35.000 Yeah, I didn't think it ended that quick.
00:57:38.000 You were here- you recorded it!
00:57:40.000 Right, I forgot... that it ended that quick.
00:57:43.000 I had this music ready- Unbelievable.
00:57:45.000 The reason I don't fire him is so you guys can see what's happening to, I guess, millennials? 1.00
00:57:50.000 I don't know what you are.
00:57:51.000 Gen Z? 0.87
00:57:52.000 He's 30.
00:57:53.000 What's 30 year olds?
00:57:54.000 I think millennial. 0.98
00:57:55.000 Besides completely useless and everything. 0.99
00:57:58.000 Here we go.
00:58:02.000 Just in time.
00:58:04.000 Just in time.
00:58:07.000 Man, we got a lot of stuff to do and we're supposed to be taking calls.
00:58:10.000 Maybe we can just cram our calls into the last half hour.
00:58:13.000 I should make something clear.
00:58:14.000 By the way, I sent you a better picture of the Coleman brothers.
00:58:17.000 What are you doing now?
00:58:20.000 Gotta plug in the other camera.
00:58:26.000 The Coleman brothers, I am 90% sure that those are the guys and I'm basing that on my sources.
00:58:32.000 I have good sources who say that those are the two with the Antifa sticker who got beat up.
00:58:39.000 What's conclusive evidence?
00:58:40.000 I don't know.
00:58:40.000 You have to trust your sources and say this is
00:58:43.000 As good as I could verify that it was Chad and Josh Coleman.
00:58:48.000 You'll notice when I doxed them on Twitter, I didn't dox their home address of course, but when I exposed them on Twitter after they had ruined lives of these working class guys and got them fired, they didn't say, that's not us.
00:58:59.000 I was just criticized for outing the victims of neo-Nazis.
00:59:05.000 No one ever said it wasn't them.
00:59:08.000 So, that's even more evidence that I got the right guys.
00:59:13.000 What's conclusive evidence?
00:59:14.000 I don't know.
00:59:15.000 So there's still a chance that the Coleman brothers were not the two twins.
00:59:22.000 And the reason I say that there's a chance is so I don't get sued.
00:59:25.000 Sort of like when condoms say they're 99%.
00:59:28.000 That's so they can say that it was the 1% if you get pregnant. 0.96
00:59:33.000 We should probably jump through the news quickly.
00:59:36.000 Particularly, yeah, let's go through world news.
00:59:40.000 Trudeau in blackface, I think, is a story we can't wait till Monday for. 0.99
00:59:45.000 I hate Justin Trudeau. 1.00
00:59:46.000 I think he's a useless retard. 1.00
00:59:51.000 Just an airhead. 1.00
00:59:52.000 I think the best description I've heard of Justin Trudeau, I wasn't a fan of his dad either, was the Zoolander PM. 0.99
01:00:01.000 He's Zoolander.
01:00:02.000 He's not evil.
01:00:03.000 Some people are evil.
01:00:04.000 Yvette Falarka is evil. 0.99
01:00:06.000 I think Eric Hessler is evil. 0.97
01:00:08.000 They want to sabotage the West. 0.83
01:00:10.000 The globalists want to destroy everything and then rebuild it in their own image.
01:00:14.000 They think they're God and they think we're the Tower of Babel and we must be destroyed. 0.97
01:00:18.000 But Justin Trudeau isn't smart enough to be evil. 0.75
01:00:23.000 Anyway, he's being pilloried for appearing in various faces, both black and brown, and I'm enjoying it. 0.87
01:00:32.000 Whatever. 0.98
01:00:32.000 You invented this clown world, so when clowns get hoisted on their own retard, uh, I find it amusing. 0.98
01:00:40.000 But, I'll get to how I truly feel about Blackface in a second. 0.85
01:00:44.000 But let's go to some of the pictures here, because it's happened several times. 0.98
01:00:47.000 He loves dressing up, like all silly girls. 1.00
01:00:50.000 Think of him as a silly girl. 1.00
01:00:52.000 And by the way, it was silly girls who voted for him because he's a gorgeous hunk. 1.00
01:00:56.000 That's why he exists. 0.99
01:00:58.000 Because he's a hottie.
01:00:59.000 What are you doing, dude?
01:01:02.000 What are you skimming all over the place for?
01:01:04.000 There he is at an Arabian Nights party.
01:01:07.000 Look, his hands are black.
01:01:08.000 I'm impressed with the makeup, because you see him touching a lot of people and women and stuff, and it doesn't come off. 1.00
01:01:14.000 I bet that's a bitch to get off. 1.00
01:01:17.000 That's how devoted he is to his costumes. 0.98
01:01:20.000 As you run all over the place trying to find links, do you want to click on that and don't show as a commercial?
01:01:27.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:01:28.000 Can you show us the... Use the Daily Mail.
01:01:31.000 There we go.
01:01:33.000 So that doesn't look like it's the Arabian Nights one.
01:01:35.000 Go up a bit.
01:01:37.000 This has happened again and again.
01:01:38.000 There he is as some sort of funky dude.
01:01:40.000 That's funky.
01:01:41.000 Now this is Montreal and he's a Quebecer by trade and Quebec doesn't have racism.
01:01:48.000 I'm from Quebec, and the only time we would see black people is when they were rich Haitians who were wealthy enough to leave Haiti, so aristocrats. 0.95
01:01:55.000 So if you went to a party in Montreal and there was black people there, you'd go, oh great, a coke and shipper. 1.00
01:02:02.000 This is gonna be a bunch of rich kids in scarves and blazers and no fun. 0.98
01:02:06.000 That's the black experience in Quebec. 0.98
01:02:08.000 They're nerds. 1.00
01:02:09.000 So I'm loving seeing Justin get totally fucked by this stupid rule, but if you want my honest opinion, blackface, 1.00
01:02:19.000 There it is. 1.00
01:02:21.000 Now that's in Vancouver.
01:02:22.000 But look how hot that chick is. 1.00
01:02:24.000 That is my type in a nutshell.
01:02:27.000 What would you say she is, the brunette there? 1.00
01:02:30.000 Mmm, seven point something.
01:02:31.000 I'm not a fan of her cheeks.
01:02:34.000 You're not a fan of her cheeks?
01:02:36.000 No.
01:02:36.000 How can you not like those little cheeks?
01:02:39.000 Something about him.
01:02:40.000 I don't know.
01:02:40.000 I love those dark eyes.
01:02:41.000 It's kind of got a... I think I'm into Middle Eastern women.
01:02:44.000 I think I love Iranians.
01:02:46.000 Yeah, the eyebrows are doing it for you, too.
01:02:47.000 I love the eyebrows.
01:02:48.000 Yeah.
01:02:49.000 I just love her vibe.
01:02:50.000 Maybe you sense that they're intelligent, too. 0.89
01:02:52.000 They call themselves Persians now because they don't want to be associated with the shithole that radical Islam created. 1.00
01:03:01.000 He said his statement was, I'm really pissed off at myself. 0.98
01:03:05.000 I'm not joking.
01:03:06.000 That's literally what he said.
01:03:09.000 But I wrote an article, I researched blackface because I think I have a pretty good perspective on it as an outsider.
01:03:14.000 There he is.
01:03:14.000 I mean, that's a kind of worse, that Indian one.
01:03:18.000 Go back to the Indian one. 1.00
01:03:20.000 I find that kind of more patronizing.
01:03:23.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:24.000 This is a crazy view, but sometimes blackface is an homage.
01:03:28.000 To the person you're dressing up as.
01:03:30.000 That doesn't appear to be an homage.
01:03:31.000 That seems kind of degrading.
01:03:34.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:03:35.000 Like, hey, I put on one of your silly hats. 0.98
01:03:37.000 Now I'm Indian. 0.99
01:03:38.000 Now I have your religion.
01:03:39.000 Like, do Jews want you to wear a yarmulke and go to temple and say, hi, I'm a Jew today? 0.95
01:03:45.000 They go, no, it doesn't work like that.
01:03:47.000 Or Muslims? 1.00
01:03:48.000 Should you go to Mecca and just be like, hi, I'm walking around the big black cube. 0.99
01:03:53.000 I'm a Muslim today.
01:03:54.000 Look, I'm touching it.
01:03:54.000 Hello.
01:03:58.000 Yes, some of blackface is brutally insulting and an insulting stereotype of American blacks.
01:04:09.000 I would say if you go out throughout all of history throughout all of the world about 5 to 10% of blackface is meant to mock people of color.
01:04:20.000 But in many cases go back to my article, please.
01:04:25.000 It's an homage.
01:04:26.000 And in Puritan early America, the nerds, the white nerds who founded this country, they were kind of fascinated by blacks. 0.84
01:04:35.000 They had music and culture and they had, there was sort of infidelity and there was an argument and a fight and they were just colorful.
01:04:42.000 So they would get on stage and be like, I'm a black person, I'm exciting.
01:04:45.000 And it became a way to say, you're cool, believe it or not.
01:04:51.000 That's totally left out.
01:04:52.000 They go, Jim Crow laws were named after minstrel shows.
01:04:55.000 Yeah, a percentage of them were insulting.
01:04:58.000 But a lot of them, like look at Black Pete over in Europe. 0.97
01:05:02.000 He's Santa's helper.
01:05:03.000 Everyone dresses up in blackface to recognize Black Pete. 0.95
01:05:07.000 When I was a kid in the 70s in Britain, we would watch a show called the Black and White Minstrel Show. 0.95
01:05:13.000 And you could call it ignorant, you could call it naive, but it was definitely not a lampoon of black people. 0.99
01:05:23.000 These guys were not stupid. 1.00
01:05:24.000 They didn't fall down stairs and stuff. 0.99
01:05:26.000 They threw beach balls to hot chicks and they rode boats. 0.78
01:05:29.000 Can we hear this song?
01:05:40.000 So you know what's really going on here with blackface outrage?
01:05:43.000 It's the fundamentals of political correctness, which is I know more than you.
01:05:48.000 I'm more educated than you.
01:05:50.000 It's not African-American anymore.
01:05:52.000 It's person of color. 1.00
01:05:53.000 What you're saying is you just, you're dumb. 1.00
01:05:55.000 You're watching some silly show. 1.00
01:05:57.000 I'm actually cultured and I know how and why that show is offensive. 0.98
01:06:01.000 You don't. 1.00
01:06:02.000 You're a stupid old British lady. 1.00
01:06:04.000 But they managed to ignore the fact that blackface was a million different things in a million different places all over the world. 1.00
01:06:13.000 Yes, in America, in, say, the late 1800s, early 1900s, a percentage of it was used to mock black people.
01:06:22.000 Yes.
01:06:23.000 We also had people on stage, men on stage with wigs and lipstick on going,
01:06:27.000 Hello, I'm a lady! 0.98
01:06:29.000 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1.00
01:06:30.000 I love men!
01:06:31.000 Ha-ha-ha! 1.00
01:06:31.000 Drag queens! 1.00
01:06:33.000 Drag queens are female blackface. 1.00
01:06:35.000 You're dressing up as a... Hi, I'm a hot mess! 1.00
01:06:38.000 I'm a lady and I'll open my legs for anybody! 1.00
01:06:41.000 Ha-ha! 1.00
01:06:42.000 That's the same thing, is it not?
01:06:44.000 And it's funny too that we're pretending to be all incredulous about this thing that was ubiquitous maybe 20 years ago.
01:06:53.000 And you've all seen Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon in blackface.
01:06:58.000 Have you seen Joni Mitchell?
01:07:00.000 She wore blackface on a regular basis and she had a character.
01:07:04.000 What was his name again?
01:07:06.000 Art Laveau or something like that?
01:07:07.000 No, it was like Rip.
01:07:09.000 The name was kind of offensive.
01:07:12.000 Where is it?
01:07:13.000 Did I send it to you in a separate email?
01:07:16.000 No.
01:07:17.000 I have Trudeau and Blackface and then I don't have anything else in my notes.
01:07:22.000 In my notes.
01:07:24.000 Her name was like Rip something. 0.99
01:07:26.000 Why isn't this in my notes?
01:07:28.000 Did I show you that?
01:07:28.000 Did you just dig that up on your own?
01:07:31.000 Yeah, I'm looking for it.
01:07:32.000 You're watching a hole in the plot, folks.
01:07:34.000 So anyway, that was Joni Mitchell.
01:07:35.000 His name was like Zap Black or something like that.
01:07:38.000 That was the name of this character.
01:07:40.000 When you look it up, it'll say, she dressed like that one Halloween because she didn't want to be recognized.
01:07:43.000 No, she regularly was this character.
01:07:46.000 Look, she's on an album cover as that character. 0.90
01:07:50.000 That's her on her own album cover.
01:07:52.000 It's Art Nouveau.
01:07:53.000 Dressed as that guy Zap.
01:07:55.000 Zapcoon or something.
01:07:55.000 Art Nouveau, it says.
01:07:57.000 What are you saying?
01:07:58.000 Joni's alter ego who christened Art Nouveau. 1.00
01:08:02.000 You are so stupid, you don't know the term Art Nouveau, do you? 1.00
01:08:07.000 You think that's the name of the guy? 1.00
01:08:09.000 Yeah.
01:08:09.000 How can you not have heard of Art Nouveau?
01:08:12.000 It's a new art, does it mean?
01:08:14.000 Joni's alter ego who she christened... I don't understand what you do all day.
01:08:17.000 How come you've never heard of anything?
01:08:19.000 Do you know what Art Brut is?
01:08:21.000 Do you know what the Renaissance Movement is?
01:08:23.000 Do you know what the Romantic Era was?
01:08:26.000 Jesus, Bronx schools, look what you've done! 0.95
01:08:28.000 So wait, what does this sentence mean here?
01:08:31.000 That she christened it as Art Nouveau?
01:08:34.000 Yes!
01:08:36.000 Because I think you told me, I heard it from you, that his name was Art Nouveau.
01:08:39.000 No, I would never say that.
01:08:41.000 His name is like Zap something.
01:08:43.000 Anyway, the more you look into this, the more you see how common it was.
01:08:47.000 I remember years ago seeing some kid who got in big trouble on MLK Day.
01:08:52.000 He memorized Martin Luther King's speech and he came to school. 0.98
01:08:55.000 This kid was like nine and he came to school in brown face and he did MLK's speech and got in huge shit for it. 0.98
01:09:02.000 Can you leave it alone, please? 0.98
01:09:04.000 It was so irritating seeing Fred Armisen on SNL do Obama with no skin makeup on.
01:09:10.000 He looked like Obama with food poisoning, who was incredibly pale.
01:09:16.000 Or, I guess I didn't send you Billy Crystal?
01:09:19.000 Yeah, how did you get that? 1.00
01:09:22.000 I got it from the moron blackface. 1.00
01:09:24.000 Oh yeah, I sent you a separate email. 1.00
01:09:26.000 Yes. 1.00
01:09:27.000 So the moron blackface should have her name. 1.00
01:09:30.000 Go look it up, sorry, it's gonna drive me nuts. 1.00
01:09:31.000 This isn't good TV.
01:09:32.000 Oh, Zip Coon. 1.00
01:09:33.000 Zip Coon? 0.99
01:09:35.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.
01:09:36.000 Z-I-P? 1.00
01:09:37.000 Yeah.
01:09:38.000 Zip Coon. 0.99
01:09:41.000 Okay.
01:09:42.000 Now, you got me.
01:09:43.000 That is something that is definitely offensive.
01:09:45.000 Coon has always been derogatory.
01:09:47.000 That's racist.
01:09:48.000 By the way, in a coon's age, it has nothing to do with racial epithets. 0.97
01:09:52.000 It was from hillbillies who thought that when they kept seeing a raccoon, it was the same raccoon.
01:09:57.000 So they thought, these things live to like 150 years old.
01:09:59.000 So when they say, I haven't seen you in a coon's age, they meant one of those old rodents that lives to 100. 0.96
01:10:04.000 But yeah, let's just have a look at a different time when everyone didn't pretend to be offended by everything.
01:10:10.000 And if you're portraying a black character, which this isn't even an insulting betrayal.
01:10:14.000 It's more of an homage to Sammy Davis. 1.00
01:10:18.000 You could use makeup on your fucking face. 1.00
01:10:21.000 A lot is made of the jewelry that you wear. 1.00
01:10:24.000 And what I notice is that you never make comment about it.
01:10:28.000 I mean, it's just part of you.
01:10:29.000 It's not like you're bragging or, you know, it's not an ostentatious thing.
01:10:34.000 They're fun.
01:10:35.000 They're fun. 0.61
01:10:36.000 And they are part of me because I can't get the damn things off, you know, but I love them. 0.82
01:10:39.000 You know, it's fun. 0.96
01:10:41.000 It's a tinkle time.
01:10:42.000 Doesn't that sound exactly like Billy Crystal?
01:10:44.000 It sounds like... Sammy to me.
01:10:47.000 Really?
01:10:47.000 Yeah.
01:10:48.000 This sounds like a guy doing... This sounds like Billy Crystal doing a very subtle Sammy Davis Jr.
01:10:54.000 This sounds like Billy Crystal after having his dentures removed.
01:11:01.000 Or coming back from the dentist.
01:11:03.000 There is a lot of Crystal in there.
01:11:05.000 A lot of Crystal. 0.99
01:11:21.000 This is when Rob Reiner was funny, too, before he became an annoying pain in the ass. 0.99
01:11:26.000 Everything was better before politics had to be infused into everything. 0.99
01:11:31.000 Anyway, that's enough of that.
01:11:32.000 So that's Billy Crystal doing Sammy Davis Jr.
01:11:35.000 Were you offended by that?
01:11:36.000 Did that make you mad?
01:11:38.000 No.
01:11:38.000 But!
01:11:39.000 You guys invented Clown World, so if Justin Trudeau is gonna step in it after you lay shit everywhere, I'm not gonna go clean his boots. 0.99
01:11:46.000 Sorry, Justin. 0.99
01:11:49.000 Um...
01:11:50.000 We should be taking calls soon.
01:11:51.000 We're late on calls.
01:11:53.000 But I want to look at this Kim Kardashian chick who was just shot in bed. 1.00
01:11:59.000 And I want to hear your rating, Ryan.
01:12:02.000 Of her?
01:12:02.000 She's 35, which is basically the perfect age for women.
01:12:06.000 That's when they start getting bonafide horny. 0.84
01:12:10.000 Like, women want to have sex a lot in their 20s, but it's kind of like, because that's what you do. 1.00
01:12:15.000 But they start getting good at it, if you will.
01:12:19.000 Oh, you've got to find Spooky.
01:12:21.000 They start getting good at it, if you will, which is a Gary Coleman reference.
01:12:25.000 Yeah, let's put that on the video soundboard.
01:12:28.000 Spooky and getting good at it, if you will.
01:12:31.000 Yeah, those are good.
01:12:32.000 Because we both say that 24 hours a day.
01:12:35.000 You never know when it's coming.
01:12:36.000 You have no idea how often in the studio we say, and getting good at it, if you will.
01:12:40.000 We also constantly quote the dude from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony who was on crack on an interview, and he goes, as well, as well, as well.
01:12:49.000 God.
01:12:50.000 You know what I'm saying, my brother, a lot of things.
01:12:54.000 And I was like, okay.
01:12:55.000 And then when he got interviewed about that, he goes, I was not on crack during the interview, I was just really feeling Jesus Christ.
01:13:00.000 Okay.
01:13:01.000 Okay, well, Jesus Christ then feels exactly like crack.
01:13:06.000 So yeah, she was El Chapo's right-hand lady.
01:13:11.000 And god, she wears so much makeup, it's hard to see what she looks like.
01:13:15.000 You know what I mean?
01:13:16.000 That's terrifying.
01:13:16.000 Yeah.
01:13:17.000 That could be a dude.
01:13:18.000 Ladies, take it easy. 1.00
01:13:20.000 Bit of eyeliner.
01:13:21.000 I don't even really like lipstick.
01:13:23.000 You know what I mean?
01:13:24.000 When you see lipstick, you never say, oh, she's got very red lips.
01:13:24.000 I don't like lipstick.
01:13:27.000 You just go, oh, you have tons of paint on your lips.
01:13:29.000 Yeah, lipstick is out.
01:13:30.000 Eye makeup tricks you.
01:13:31.000 Eye makeup looks normal.
01:13:34.000 Like in that one, she's got no lipstick on and tons of eye makeup.
01:13:37.000 Your brain doesn't see tons of paint on her eyes. 1.00
01:13:40.000 In fact, when you- whoa! 0.92
01:13:42.000 When you see a girl with no eye makeup, you go, whoa, what the hell happened to you? 1.00
01:13:46.000 Those are probably fake tits, though. 1.00
01:13:48.000 She looks like Suzy and the Banshees in that one. 1.00
01:13:50.000 This one's way better.
01:13:51.000 Less smoky eyes.
01:13:52.000 Alright, so what are we gonna throw at her?
01:13:55.000 The picture- that's her dead, by the way, in the- What?
01:13:58.000 She's obviously bloated. 1.00
01:13:59.000 Oh, right here.
01:14:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:00.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:14:02.000 A difficult situation. 1.00
01:14:04.000 I guess El Chapo goes, I could kill every dude that she sleeps with, or I could just kill her. 1.00
01:14:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:10.000 This is the OJ Simpson way of dealing with your ex.
01:14:14.000 See, she looks like a person there.
01:14:16.000 That's cute.
01:14:17.000 All right.
01:14:18.000 Great bone structure.
01:14:19.000 I can't, you know. 0.99
01:14:20.000 Maybe real tits. 1.00
01:14:21.000 Let's just give her the benefit of the tits. 1.00
01:14:23.000 Just for fun. 0.99
01:14:26.000 I don't know.
01:14:28.000 Hispanic women, like Jewish ladies, tend to be gifted in the boob region. 1.00
01:14:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:34.000 It's Caucasians that seem to get a disproportionate number of fake tits. 1.00
01:14:38.000 Do you think she has butt implants? 1.00
01:14:40.000 Mexicans aren't really big on that. 0.99
01:14:42.000 Is she actually, she's blood Mexican? 0.59
01:14:45.000 I assume so.
01:14:46.000 Yeah.
01:14:47.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:14:48.000 I don't think they have impressive asses actually. 0.98
01:14:50.000 No, they're not known for that. 1.00
01:14:51.000 Yeah, so it might be a fake butt. 0.93
01:14:53.000 Because that's, like, picturesque. 0.52
01:14:56.000 Yeah, but it's not crazy.
01:14:57.000 It's not a Nicki Minaj one.
01:14:58.000 No.
01:14:58.000 But again, I want to get a doctor on the show.
01:15:00.000 I do not understand fake butts. 0.80
01:15:02.000 I'm not saying I don't understand the appeal.
01:15:04.000 I don't get how they work. 0.99
01:15:05.000 Fake tits, they just sit on your chest. 1.00
01:15:08.000 You can go jogging, whatever. 0.99
01:15:10.000 They don't really get messed around.
01:15:12.000 I'm sure your husband squeezes them occasionally. 1.00
01:15:14.000 A fake ass... 1.00
01:15:16.000 You're sitting on a steel bench. 1.00
01:15:18.000 Doesn't that, that must be murder on those, whatever those bags are. 0.98
01:15:21.000 And you see like on 650 Pound Life, when they get up and they walk around, you see sitting has made their ass into a bizarre shelf. 0.98
01:15:30.000 We're good to go. 0.99
01:15:49.000 They would get shredded.
01:15:50.000 Yeah.
01:15:51.000 They'd move all over the place.
01:15:53.000 You'd have to go back to the doctor and go, hey, my elbow bags are up here.
01:15:56.000 My weenus protector.
01:15:57.000 Calf implants?
01:15:58.000 I'm not advocating for any implants.
01:16:00.000 I don't like any plastic surgery at all. 0.91
01:16:02.000 Even if your dog bites your face off. 0.96
01:16:04.000 Just have a faceless face. 0.91
01:16:06.000 But calf implants, I get it.
01:16:07.000 You know, you run around, they move a little bit. 0.99
01:16:09.000 They don't get, like my ass, I'm sitting on my ass all the time. 0.99
01:16:13.000 How do the bags survive this? 0.99
01:16:16.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:18.000 I don't get it.
01:16:19.000 It would flop around.
01:16:21.000 How does it not?
01:16:22.000 Unless you anchor it.
01:16:23.000 Unless you're always sitting on some crazy orthopedic... I remember this dude, Ted, he got hit by a drunk driver and the car dragged him for a block down Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg.
01:16:32.000 Tore his ass off. 0.98
01:16:35.000 He lost 30% of his butt cheeks. 0.99
01:16:36.000 That's a movie. 1.00
01:16:37.000 Ass off. 1.00
01:16:37.000 And he had to sit on this pillow. 1.00
01:16:39.000 It was like a leather pillow with rubber little inflatable things on it.
01:16:43.000 Little like this, but black rubber ones.
01:16:48.000 The little balloons.
01:16:49.000 Little thick rubber balloons.
01:16:50.000 That's what he had to sit on if he wanted to sit.
01:16:52.000 And it was a $1,500 pillow. 0.97
01:16:54.000 I understand if you sit on a $1,500 pillow with your fake buttcheeks, maybe. 0.71
01:16:59.000 But the wear and tear that a butt goes through? 0.81
01:17:02.000 Oh, I have something on my notes here.
01:17:03.000 I called Finbar Slonim's new female personality Solange, and you see in the video it says Slonim or something.
01:17:13.000 Like all these nuts who become women, there's a million names he's taken on. 1.00
01:17:17.000 So his name, birth name is Finbar Slonim, but he's used Solange and... Solum.
01:17:23.000 Solum.
01:17:24.000 To describe his new persona.
01:17:27.000 I'm a lady now. 0.97
01:17:29.000 But I'm kind of a butch, lady. 0.92
01:17:31.000 That's so weird, when you become a woman but you're a tomboy. 0.98
01:17:34.000 Like, you see that in New York all the time.
01:17:34.000 Yeah.
01:17:36.000 You just see like a dude with tits, long blue hair, and he's just like eating a burrito and he's got jeans on and Skechers. 0.99
01:17:44.000 Why'd you bother? 0.95
01:17:46.000 If I'm going to be a woman, I'm going to be like a, hello Doris Day with like a poodle skirt and my hair done like this and tons of makeup because I'm moving over.
01:17:55.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:55.000 Yeah.
01:17:56.000 Like if you move to China, you're not going to like speak a little Chinese.
01:17:59.000 You're like, yeah.
01:18:04.000 All right.
01:18:04.000 Um, but they're also, wait, we didn't rate her.
01:18:08.000 Oh.
01:18:09.000 I don't feel comfortable rating the dead.
01:18:11.000 What?
01:18:11.000 I just... I'm not disparaging her.
01:18:13.000 I looked at all of her butt pics, but I'm not gonna put a number on it.
01:18:16.000 You've already objectified her, dude. 0.99
01:18:18.000 We talked about her butt and her tits. 1.00
01:18:20.000 That's what she wanted to put out there in her life. 0.99
01:18:23.000 We don't disparage the dead on this show, but we can rate them when they were alive.
01:18:23.000 She was like, here I am.
01:18:28.000 She's very close to an 8. 0.91
01:18:32.000 She's very different from the Justin Trudeau chick, but I think she's the same in the scale. 0.81
01:18:38.000 So it's amazing how 8.1s can be kind of slutty, no offense-looking Mexicans, and also wholesome Vancouver drama teachers. 0.94
01:18:50.000 There's a wide range of 8.1s. 0.96
01:18:52.000 She's not my type. 0.99
01:18:52.000 Depending on... No? 0.99
01:18:54.000 Not a Latina guy. 1.00
01:18:56.000 Reminds you of your mother too much?
01:18:58.000 No, it's just, uh, I've had... I just have certain things... You know how evil I am?
01:19:02.000 If I was single, I would try to start dating your mother just to drive you insane. 1.00
01:19:06.000 I don't think I'd care. 0.99
01:19:07.000 Really?
01:19:08.000 Yeah.
01:19:09.000 How about if you came to my house and there was her little shoes just by the door? 1.00
01:19:13.000 Her little... Her little sketchers just sitting there.
01:19:13.000 Fuck them.
01:19:18.000 I don't think she wears sketchers. 1.00
01:19:19.000 I think she wears boots. 0.99
01:19:20.000 Her little boots.
01:19:22.000 You come over, there's your mom's little boots. 0.90
01:19:24.000 A little zipper down. 0.57
01:19:24.000 Your loss. 0.57
01:19:25.000 A little side zip is open because she took them off.
01:19:28.000 There's your mom's boots.
01:19:30.000 I'm keeping her busy.
01:19:31.000 One's sitting up, one's on the side.
01:19:32.000 Ryan's mom's boots.
01:19:34.000 Oh it is.
01:19:35.000 Really?
01:19:35.000 Yeah.
01:19:37.000 As long as you're making her happy.
01:19:38.000 Now if you're trying to be deceitful.
01:19:40.000 Technically you're dating her for a prank.
01:19:42.000 Yo, if you're trying to be deceitful, that's different.
01:19:44.000 What are you?
01:19:45.000 The head of Melanin Nation now? 0.63
01:19:47.000 Are you in the nation of Islam?
01:19:48.000 Well, if you are doing it under the guise of, but not limited to, deceits, then that's wrong.
01:19:55.000 You mean? 1.00
01:19:56.000 I wouldn't get mad if you had sex with my mother, but if you ever lie, I'll never speak to your ass again. 1.00
01:20:02.000 If you're facetiously dicking her down, we got our issues. 1.00
01:20:05.000 Alright, we're almost done with the news.
01:20:07.000 We're running very late.
01:20:11.000 I want to cover this Pepe thing because it's relevant and it won't be on Monday.
01:20:16.000 Here's what happens.
01:20:18.000 So the top brass of the DNC comes up with a narrative. 0.60
01:20:22.000 America is white supremacist. 0.98
01:20:24.000 Everyone's racist. 1.00
01:20:25.000 Nazis lurk everywhere. 1.00
01:20:26.000 If anyone disagrees with you, they're a racist. 0.98
01:20:28.000 What about Trump?
01:20:29.000 Trump supporters?
01:20:29.000 Yes.
01:20:30.000 He's a white nationalist. 1.00
01:20:31.000 He's in the White House and all his supporters are racist. 0.98
01:20:34.000 So like half the country? 0.97
01:20:35.000 Yes.
01:20:37.000 What about the black people that support him? 1.00
01:20:39.000 And then they get fucked. 1.00
01:20:58.000 And hegemony and all this other Marxist claptrap that no one uses in real life, including the word fascist. 0.99
01:21:05.000 No one says fascist on the streets.
01:21:08.000 Hey man, I'm gonna, uh, we're doing a contract now.
01:21:10.000 We're doing all the plumbing for that building in, uh, on Long Island City.
01:21:14.000 Oh yeah? 0.84
01:21:15.000 I heard one of the subcontractors is a fascist.
01:21:18.000 Never happened.
01:21:19.000 That word doesn't exist outside of academia.
01:21:22.000 So you go up to these academics and you say, I got a bit of a conundrum here.
01:21:26.000 Um, I want to call this group white nationalists, but there's lots of black dudes and gays and Jews and stuff involved.
01:21:34.000 In fact, they have a Jewish division in Israel. 0.62
01:21:37.000 Yeah, no problem.
01:21:39.000 Hold on.
01:21:41.000 Done!
01:21:41.000 Oh, that was quick.
01:21:43.000 Yeah, it's called multi-racial white supremacy. 0.61
01:21:46.000 And people of color are attracted to this movement because they like the patriotism and the sexism and the Islamophobia and all that other traditionalism.
01:21:54.000 Yeah, but what about the racism?
01:21:56.000 They ignore that part. 0.95
01:21:59.000 So black people hang out with racists because they love nationalism that much? 0.98
01:21:59.000 Hmm. 0.98
01:22:05.000 Yes.
01:22:07.000 Fine.
01:22:07.000 You know what?
01:22:08.000 We're on deadline.
01:22:08.000 Fine.
01:22:09.000 Thank you.
01:22:10.000 And they get off.
01:22:12.000 So Pepe is like this and Kekistan and all that stuff.
01:22:17.000 And they are ways of saying, I like Trump.
01:22:20.000 I'm fine with American patriotism.
01:22:24.000 And I really enjoy triggering you because you think everything is racist. 0.98
01:22:28.000 And it makes you nuts to go like this because you're a snowflake. 0.99
01:22:32.000 And I love to trigger you. 0.99
01:22:33.000 So instead of me getting up and saying, point of privilege, point of privilege, and doing this instead of clapping hands, instead of doing any of those stupid rules and believing in that we need 14 bathrooms and your infinite genders and all that crap, I'm just going to have fun. 0.98
01:22:48.000 I'm not playing your game. 0.99
01:22:49.000 I don't even necessarily love Trump.
01:22:50.000 This is the guy who likes Pepe I'm talking about.
01:22:54.000 And part of me enjoying triggering you is this frog named Pepe.
01:22:57.000 So I'm going to use Pepe the Frog.
01:22:59.000 And the people who think everything is racist go, that's racist, this is racist, milk is racist, Pepe the Frog, that's racist. 0.99
01:23:06.000 And you go, whatever, dude, I don't give a shit. 1.00
01:23:08.000 I just don't like you. 0.99
01:23:09.000 I don't like your authority.
01:23:10.000 I don't like your tyranny.
01:23:12.000 I don't like your infinite rules.
01:23:13.000 I want to have fun.
01:23:14.000 I want to be free.
01:23:16.000 That's what Pepe means.
01:23:18.000 So they go, no, it doesn't.
01:23:19.000 It means Nazis. 0.76
01:23:20.000 In fact, I saw a Pepe where he had a swastika on.
01:23:23.000 Yeah, it's all of that.
01:23:25.000 It's total and utter anarchy. 0.99
01:23:28.000 It means no fucking rules. 0.98
01:23:31.000 And it means fun and joking around. 0.99
01:23:33.000 It's called humor.
01:23:35.000 So they go, no it doesn't, it means fascism, okay.
01:23:38.000 Now the Chinese in Hong Kong are getting oppressed by mainland communist China.
01:23:46.000 China wants Hong Kong back and they want to impose all their crazy rules and they want to be able to extradite people from Hong Kong, which is basically America, it's western, and bring them over to China where they can punish them and put them in re-education camps and treat them like 0.98
01:23:59.000 Human garbage. 0.98
01:24:00.000 I mean, I'm not a huge Muslim guy, but the way they're treating Muslims in mainland China is shocking. 1.00
01:24:05.000 Death camps. 0.97
01:24:06.000 They're murdering them on the street, just taking their organs. 1.00
01:24:08.000 China is a shithole. 1.00
01:24:09.000 China is hell. 1.00
01:24:11.000 God, the way they treat dogs alone should be enough to make you mad. 0.98
01:24:14.000 But, um, and I lived there for a long time, so I know what I'm talking about.
01:24:19.000 They bred dogs on my roof for food.
01:24:22.000 It's not an esoteric thing.
01:24:23.000 That's in Taiwan, not even mainland China.
01:24:25.000 Anyway, they go to the academics and they go, hey, I got something for you.
01:24:29.000 What do you got?
01:24:31.000 Okay, you told us the frog is racist, right? 0.95
01:24:33.000 Yeah, it's a Nazi frog. 0.65
01:24:34.000 And Kekistan, that flag they do, that's the Nazi flag. 0.71
01:24:38.000 Okay, I got it.
01:24:40.000 My problem is that people in China are using the frog.
01:24:44.000 And they're people of color.
01:24:46.000 So how do I call it like a white nationalist movement now?
01:24:49.000 And they go, hold on.
01:24:57.000 Okay, um, the frog in America is a racist symbol, but in China, they don't know that and they think it's just a frog. 1.00
01:25:06.000 So people of color are ignorant. 1.00
01:25:09.000 Uh, yeah, hold on. 1.00
01:25:15.000 Actually, just, I made a video of my explanation.
01:25:18.000 Uh, I think it explains it better than I ever could. 0.99
01:25:26.000 I'm trying to make him look dumb. 1.00
01:25:27.000 I'm trying to make them look ignorant, aren't they? 0.99
01:25:30.000 Like Chinese people aren't familiar with the internet in Hong Kong. 0.96
01:25:58.000 Don't you love how academics are just experts on everything?
01:26:02.000 They're all Marxists. 0.98
01:26:03.000 Marxists dress so gross. 0.99
01:26:05.000 They always look like they're under house arrest with their wet cardigans and their greasy hair and their funky glasses. 0.99
01:26:13.000 You know her shoes are Birkenstocks or Crocs or something. 1.00
01:26:17.000 You know her pants are brown. 1.00
01:26:19.000 And they just have this smug arrogance.
01:26:21.000 There's no interrogative when you talk to her.
01:26:24.000 She's here to tell you what it's like.
01:26:26.000 This is not a theory.
01:26:27.000 These are facts.
01:26:29.000 Go ahead.
01:26:30.000 Just pause.
01:26:31.000 You catch that?
01:26:32.000 So she's telling us that these protesters are not rational.
01:26:43.000 That's why they're using Pepe.
01:26:44.000 They're misinformed. 1.00
01:26:46.000 They're stupid. 1.00
01:26:48.000 There's a Nazi, of course. 1.00
01:26:49.000 Okay, pause.
01:26:50.000 So I think I get her explanation.
01:27:18.000 Here in America, Pepe started out as nice and then it became a Nazi image.
01:27:22.000 So, Hong Kong is just in the first phase, the nice phase.
01:27:25.000 I'm still right, it's still a Nazi image. 0.55
01:27:28.000 Instead of the scientist being confronted with data that contradicts her belief system and going, maybe I should re-evaluate, she just goes, no, that's an evolution of Pepe.
01:27:36.000 He starts out nice and then becomes a Nazi. 0.74
01:27:37.000 Instead of her going, oh, they're using it in Hong Kong, maybe I'm wrong about Pepe.
01:27:41.000 Is that possible?
01:27:43.000 Maybe I'm wrong about OK.
01:27:44.000 Is that possible?
01:27:45.000 Nope.
01:27:46.000 I'm right.
01:27:49.000 It's very hard to be in this movement and to confront violence.
01:27:57.000 That's Chinese propaganda footage they're showing in there.
01:28:09.000 Boy, that woman was annoying. 1.00
01:28:11.000 I'm going to replicate that guy's background for his phone. 1.00
01:28:15.000 Imagine spending 60 grand to hear her, wherever the fuck she's from, sit there in her gross cardigan and tell you what life is like after having never experienced it herself. 0.99
01:28:25.000 That would be depressing. 1.00
01:28:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:28:27.000 I think I just went another four grand in debt today to hear nothing but horse shit. 1.00
01:28:33.000 You are stupider when you come out of university. 1.00
01:28:36.000 And you're in a debt you'll never pay. 1.00
01:28:38.000 I know rich guys. 1.00
01:28:40.000 250 grand is a ton of fucking money. 0.99
01:28:43.000 Go up to a multi-millionaire and say, yeah, you're getting sued. 1.00
01:28:46.000 Worst case scenario, it'll be 250 grand.
01:28:48.000 And he'll go, Jesus, are you kidding me?
01:28:51.000 250 grand? 0.99
01:28:52.000 God damn it. 1.00
01:28:56.000 Shit! 1.00
01:28:57.000 Wow! 1.00
01:28:58.000 That's a chunk of change!
01:29:00.000 I'm suing the S.B.L.C.
01:29:02.000 It's costing $261,000.
01:29:03.000 It took 7,000 people to amass that. 1.00
01:29:07.000 So you and your stupid M.I.U. 1.00
01:29:09.000 debt have to mimic 7,000 people who are mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. 1.00
01:29:15.000 Go look at a concert with 7,000 people. 1.00
01:29:17.000 That's your fucking debt. 1.00
01:29:19.000 And for what? 1.00
01:29:22.000 Jesus!
01:29:23.000 What a catastrophe.
01:29:25.000 I know what you're thinking.
01:29:26.000 You're thinking, Gav, but you're sending your kids to college.
01:29:28.000 My kids are Indians.
01:29:29.000 They're getting in for free.
01:29:31.000 17 different universities offer free scholarships for American Indians.
01:29:35.000 I'm good.
01:29:36.000 But even then, I don't want them to go.
01:29:37.000 But what am I going to do?
01:29:39.000 You may not go to college, 18-year-old.
01:29:41.000 I don't want them to.
01:29:42.000 Believe me.
01:29:44.000 All right.
01:29:46.000 I think we're ready for calls now, right?
01:29:47.000 We've got all the topical news stuff.
01:29:49.000 Everything else I have on the list here is, oh, we didn't do our greatest hits.
01:29:53.000 Yep.
01:29:54.000 All right, let's do that quickly.
01:29:56.000 Do you have it queued up?
01:29:57.000 Yeah, I got a couple of moments.
01:29:59.000 All right, we had a fun little section.
01:30:01.000 Lilly Singh, of course, her whole thing is that I'm brown and you're not. 0.91
01:30:05.000 And she had a white noise game show where you played white noise, like someone wearing Birkenstocks, and then you all laughed at how corny white people are. 0.58
01:30:16.000 This, of course, was written by white people and brought to the show by a white guy. 0.70
01:30:20.000 So we played the game with her.
01:30:27.000 Bisexual Seek, Lilly Singh has a show.
01:30:30.000 It's called A Little Late, and it's totally devoted to the fact that Lilly Singh is not white.
01:30:35.000 She goes over this again and again in every segment, in the opening monologue.
01:30:39.000 It's real tedious if you're not Lilly Singh, which is the majority of the population.
01:30:46.000 This is a game segment.
01:30:47.000 I haven't heard this yet, but I'm going to play along with the guest and Lilly and see if we can have some fun on one of the least fun shows I've ever heard of.
01:30:58.000 Hey, Lily.
01:30:59.000 Oh, Rainn Wilson.
01:31:00.000 Hi, is now an OK time?
01:31:01.000 Well, hello, Rainn Wilson!
01:31:02.000 What are you doing here?
01:31:03.000 This isn't rehearsed at all.
01:31:08.000 Oh, my God.
01:31:11.000 Oh, my God.
01:31:11.000 What are you doing here?
01:31:13.000 Oh, man, I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on all your success.
01:31:16.000 I mean, her very own talk show!
01:31:20.000 Just pause.
01:31:21.000 Do you recognize her, by the way?
01:31:22.000 She does these YouTube videos where she goes, Hello, I am a Sikh.
01:31:26.000 You need to get married. 0.82
01:31:28.000 I am conservative.
01:31:29.000 And then all the other Sikhs watch it. 0.97
01:31:31.000 And Indians and Pakistanis and Bangladeshis and basically most East Asian brown people watch and go, Oh my God, my mother's totally strict too. 0.99
01:31:37.000 That is her hack shtick.
01:31:39.000 And in the world of identity politics, that gets you a late night show.
01:31:44.000 Amazing!
01:31:44.000 I also wanted to bring you a gift.
01:31:46.000 Now, I know most people bring wine or flowers and things like that, but I wanted to bring you something really special.
01:31:46.000 Fun.
01:31:52.000 That is so sweet of you.
01:31:53.000 Here you go.
01:31:54.000 Thank you, but what is it?
01:31:56.000 It is an official Rainn Wilson white noise machine.
01:31:59.000 I'm broadening my business horizons.
01:32:01.000 Oh, cool, a white noise machine.
01:32:02.000 He looks exactly like my real-life brother.
01:32:03.000 Yeah, I've seen this before.
01:32:04.000 They make, like, calming noises, like rain and birds and things like that, right?
01:32:07.000 Yeah.
01:32:08.000 Yeah, sort of.
01:32:08.000 This one's a little bit different.
01:32:10.000 Should we just try it?
01:32:10.000 Okay.
01:32:11.000 Yeah, give it a try.
01:32:12.000 Go ahead.
01:32:12.000 Let's do it.
01:32:16.000 What is that?
01:32:17.000 Wait, stop.
01:32:18.000 What is that white noise?
01:32:21.000 I got to say, that sounds like rubber boots.
01:32:24.000 It sounds like a dark, murky, kind of muddy, sloppy place.
01:32:28.000 He sounds like he's schlepping.
01:32:29.000 I'm going to say that's Chris Casatelli.
01:32:31.000 He's a maintenance engineer at Water Tunnel No. 3.
01:32:35.000 Here in New York, they're building a whole new waterway to ensure that New Yorkers always get safe and clean drinking water.
01:32:42.000 They've been building this since 1970.
01:32:45.000 It's a brutal job.
01:32:46.000 I think about 24 men have died since they started the building of this tunnel.
01:32:52.000 It will be done in this year.
01:32:55.000 I think 2020, de Blasio said, is the deadline.
01:32:58.000 So despite all these dozens of deaths,
01:33:01.000 We will have a new waterway system to keep New Yorkers safe and healthy.
01:33:07.000 Am I right, Lillian Rain?
01:33:09.000 I don't recognize that sound.
01:33:12.000 It's Birkenstocks.
01:33:13.000 It's Birkenstocks walking across the floor of an REI to go buy a Patagonia jacket.
01:33:19.000 It's a white noise machine.
01:33:29.000 Anyway, there's seven of those.
01:33:30.000 They do.
01:33:32.000 And they're all equally deprecating. 0.96
01:33:36.000 Rainn Wilson, obviously an ethno-masochist who loves making fun of white people. 0.99
01:33:41.000 He's a fake! 1.00
01:33:42.000 Because he sucks. 1.00
01:33:46.000 Okay, that's fine. 1.00
01:33:47.000 Now let's see black people noise. 1.00
01:33:49.000 Now let's see Sikh noise. 1.00
01:33:51.000 Now let's see... Don't do it.
01:33:52.000 Okay.
01:33:54.000 You saw my mouth?
01:33:55.000 Yeah, I saw you lean to the mic.
01:33:56.000 No, no, no.
01:33:58.000 The point is you can't do that.
01:33:59.000 How do you make a sound for... It's the bigotry of low expectations and it's racist.
01:34:03.000 It shows that we're not equal.
01:34:05.000 And don't forget, just running through some other clips here, your parents stopping by.
01:34:09.000 Oh, here was a fun one.
01:34:13.000 This was what, Monday?
01:34:15.000 Yep.
01:34:16.000 Was it?
01:34:17.000 Yeah.
01:34:19.000 No, this was last Thursday.
01:34:22.000 This was during the live show.
01:34:23.000 We've already showed this?
01:34:24.000 Oh yeah!
01:34:26.000 There's no sense in showing that, it's already online.
01:34:29.000 God.
01:34:31.000 Gosh, guys.
01:34:33.000 When I make mistakes, I get mad at you.
01:34:35.000 Yes.
01:34:37.000 Yeah, and there's a slew of other great stuff that was on there.
01:34:41.000 Oh, the Shane Gillis thing.
01:34:44.000 Shane Gillis was fired from SNL because he had made some rude comments.
01:34:51.000 Just look up the video.
01:34:53.000 He made some rude comments years and years in the past.
01:34:57.000 And the rude comments taken in context weren't even him saying it.
01:35:00.000 They were talking about how Chinatowns just spring up.
01:35:03.000 And then he said, people are like, where'd all these places come from?
01:35:06.000 And then he goes, people are like, what's with all the chinks?
01:35:09.000 People are like. 0.93
01:35:11.000 So he is actually lampooning racist ignorance.
01:35:14.000 What are you showing, dude? 0.80
01:35:17.000 Why would you do that?
01:35:19.000 It's titled because that is Shane Gillis.
01:35:21.000 That was the Shane Gillis chunk.
01:35:23.000 That was the pre.
01:35:24.000 Yeah.
01:35:24.000 I don't want to watch all this though.
01:35:25.000 Don't show the whole Shane Gillis thing.
01:35:27.000 Everyone's seen this.
01:35:27.000 I want to show the fireman sketch.
01:35:35.000 God, I just had a flash of shooting your head off with a shotgun and how freaked out I'd be after when I saw you just, like, with your brain spilling out. 1.00
01:35:42.000 I go, fuck, fuck, fuck, what have I done? 1.00
01:35:44.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00
01:35:45.000 Well, this is why I got confused, because we were talking about this clip. 0.99
01:35:47.000 Shut up! 1.00
01:35:48.000 Please. 1.00
01:35:49.000 No one wants to know why you made a mistake on live television.
01:35:54.000 Hi, everyone.
01:35:54.000 So I clicked on that because, um, so he does this sketch.
01:35:59.000 Last year, August 2018, he does this sketch.
01:36:03.000 Where he's a fireman and he saves a bunch of Mexicans, no Guatemalans, from a burning building. 0.99
01:36:11.000 And this guy digs up tweets where he used a racial epithet like, Hey Enz, wanna get pancakes?
01:36:19.000 When he was drunk.
01:36:20.000 And he also likes Trump.
01:36:23.000 You couldn't get a picture of him wearing a Trump hat, by the way.
01:36:25.000 Why did they have to photoshop that on?
01:36:28.000 I assume they had a budget of a few thousand.
01:36:31.000 Play some of it?
01:36:33.000 An entire family up there.
01:36:35.000 Not that it matters at all, but those were Mexicans. 0.64
01:36:39.000 The family was in fact Guatemalan.
01:36:43.000 Well, I didn't go to college.
01:36:46.000 Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same?
01:36:50.000 What are you doing?
01:36:52.000 Let's see some more footage.
01:36:54.000 I love Trump.
01:36:57.000 I love Donald Trump so much.
01:37:02.000 They get his friend Barry on the line.
01:37:03.000 Barry says, that's who, when he said, hey, Anne's want to get pancakes.
01:37:07.000 And then, as if it's not spooky enough, you've got to find spooky after this, by the way.
01:37:13.000 They say, they dox his address and they say he lives in Haverford, PA.
01:37:18.000 Can you find that in the sketch, please?
01:37:22.000 You left the sketch?
01:37:23.000 Nope.
01:37:23.000 Okay.
01:37:26.000 Haverford, PA was the fire department that two weeks ago was shut down because they found the vice president of the firehouse was a proud boy.
01:37:38.000 And they were worried that that meant he wouldn't save a burning building full of Mexicans because he's just a racist because he loves Trump and he's a proud boy.
01:37:46.000 That's how it works. 1.00
01:37:46.000 You're like, die Mexicans. 1.00
01:37:48.000 I'm not. 0.99
01:37:49.000 No, no, no.
01:37:49.000 I'm not aiming my fire hose at you.
01:37:51.000 And then in this video,
01:37:53.000 The chief of police fires him because they say he won't be able to protect people of color.
01:37:58.000 He gets fired.
01:37:59.000 The same place, Haverford, Pennsylvania.
01:38:02.000 So, one, Shane Gillis plays a character named Shane McGillis, who is fired for his past social media comments, which happened to Shane Gillis.
01:38:12.000 Two, the firehouse is Haverford, PA, which is the same firehouse that got shut down in real life.
01:38:19.000 And then three,
01:38:21.000 The first, the top comment on that video is, this is way funnier than SNL.
01:38:27.000 How spooky is that?
01:38:29.000 Look up Harry and Paul.
01:38:31.000 Scottish, Scotland is best or something.
01:38:34.000 Scottish people.
01:38:36.000 All right.
01:38:38.000 I was going to do a whole thing on Me Too and how I was thinking at the gym today, because we were doing a class and one of the boxers there goes, are you doing the class?
01:38:45.000 And he goes, yeah, me too.
01:38:47.000 And I go, you got me too'd? 0.99
01:38:48.000 That sucks, man. 0.98
01:38:49.000 Are you OK? 0.98
01:38:50.000 And then it's got me thinking how unfathomable that is.
01:38:53.000 And it kind of shows, I'll probably do a whole green screen video on this, that men and women are very, very different. 0.85
01:38:59.000 And the fact that we keep pretending we're the same is ridiculous, because 1.00
01:39:03.000 If I was trying to get a job, and someone was like, yeah, I think you'd be good for the job, but first, I think you just suck my tits. 1.00
01:39:13.000 I'd go, what? 1.00
01:39:14.000 Oh, okay.
01:39:15.000 You want to dump him out?
01:39:16.000 Right.
01:39:16.000 What do we got?
01:39:18.000 Is that enough?
01:39:19.000 How are we doing?
01:39:20.000 Or even if she said, I need you to eat me out.
01:39:23.000 Oh, you can't have the job. 0.99
01:39:24.000 I'd go, you're kind of fat and old, but okay. 0.97
01:39:28.000 Do you want to lie down now? 0.89
01:39:29.000 How do you want to do this?
01:39:31.000 And that happened to me, not to me personally, but advice.
01:39:36.000 There was, I guess I'm doing the bit now after saying I don't have time for it.
01:39:40.000 There's a guy, Felix Wittholtz, he runs a thing called Helios and I remember in the mid-90s when we just started out, I think we were still Voice, Voice of Montreal, we're trying to get ads and all the people who decide, especially record label ads, all those marketing women who dole out the dough, they're all women and they 0.99
01:40:01.000 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
01:40:03.000 They would basically demand sexual favors, and they would torment these young sales guys. 1.00
01:40:08.000 I wasn't a sales guy at Vice, but the sales guys would go out on dates, eat out their old ass, suck their gross tits, and it wasn't a big deal. 1.00
01:40:18.000 It was just like, in fact, I think Felix invented the word cougar. 1.00
01:40:23.000 I honestly believe he was the first to ever use the word cougar.
01:40:25.000 And at Vice, we used to say we ate our way to the top.
01:40:29.000 I remember one story that drove me nuts. 0.51
01:40:31.000 Our sales guy was out for dinner with this ugly old 45-year-old Asian chubby chick with short hair, and she's on the phone, puts down the phone, and he's sitting there like, oh Jesus Christ, I can't believe I have to go out on this date to get this client. 1.00
01:40:43.000 And she has her hand like this, and she goes, hey. 0.95
01:40:47.000 Wow.
01:40:47.000 I don't know if you can see my hand.
01:40:49.000 I don't know why, but I will pop a gasket if anyone ever goes like this.
01:40:55.000 Beckoning drives me insane.
01:40:57.000 It's like my trigger.
01:40:59.000 And he even hated it.
01:41:00.000 And she just goes, meaning, put your hand in my hand.
01:41:03.000 And he had to sort of go, ugh.
01:41:06.000 But he did it.
01:41:07.000 And that's fine.
01:41:09.000 He didn't care.
01:41:11.000 It's totally different with women. 1.00
01:41:12.000 And by the way, ladies, with this Me Too thing, if you fellate someone for a job and then don't report it, or some guy jerks off in a plant, you let it go, you are allowing him to do it again.
01:41:23.000 Yeah, but it's really hard to report things.
01:41:25.000 We had a civil war, 620,000 men died.
01:41:26.000 You can be uncomfortable.
01:41:30.000 But you have to report these men to police.
01:41:32.000 We have laws for this.
01:41:33.000 You can't just do it, get the job, and then whine about it two years later.
01:41:37.000 You facilitated him doing it to more women.
01:41:40.000 Yeah, but it's embarrassing to say it to police in private, so the best thing to do is air it out publicly in front of millions of people.
01:41:46.000 Social media. 0.96
01:41:47.000 Retards. 1.00
01:41:48.000 You know what it is?
01:41:49.000 What?
01:41:49.000 Massive room!
01:41:51.000 Spooky!
01:41:53.000 Spooky!
01:41:53.000 I forgot that he sort of... Me too!
01:41:56.000 He goes backwards, he goes, Spooky!
01:42:02.000 Go back more though.
01:42:03.000 This is that archetypal Scottish person.
01:42:06.000 I know them well.
01:42:07.000 Every time you go to Scotland there's that one guy in the pub who's got a new way of looking at life.
01:42:11.000 Wait, did the person who uploaded that play it backwards?
01:42:30.000 Or is that just him?
01:42:31.000 Spooky hair!
01:42:31.000 I don't know.
01:42:33.000 No, I think they did reverse it.
01:42:35.000 It looks reversed.
01:42:36.000 But also in the, um... Spooky hair!
01:42:40.000 Yeah, it is reversed.
01:42:41.000 Yeah. 0.95
01:42:42.000 Um, in the ad world, I used to run an ad agency and we'd be dealing with the Velvet Mafia, they're called, the gay mafia. 1.00
01:42:49.000 They were all over advertising. 0.99
01:42:51.000 And if you're a homophobe, you're doomed. 1.00
01:42:53.000 I'm not a homophobe, but there'd be guys that would say, you know, if you'd let me suck you off, you could have this contract like that. 1.00
01:43:00.000 And you know how long I would cry in the shower for? 1.00
01:43:03.000 I'd just go, fuck off, Eddie. 1.00
01:43:06.000 And he'd go, all right, well, whatever. 1.00
01:43:09.000 And then I could go out for beers with that guy. 0.99
01:43:11.000 And I go, maybe a year later, I'd go, remember when you said that we couldn't get this contract unless you suck me off? 0.99
01:43:16.000 He's like, sorry, look, if you don't want to do it, don't do it. 1.00
01:43:18.000 I go, you son of a bitch. 1.00
01:43:21.000 Anyway, clink. 1.00
01:43:22.000 Like, I didn't give a shit. 0.99
01:43:23.000 The answer's no. 0.99
01:43:25.000 Yeah, but what if it would end your career?
01:43:27.000 I've ended my career a million times.
01:43:29.000 No one's blowing me with a beard.
01:43:31.000 I'm not gonna feel a beard on my bag.
01:43:35.000 Oops.
01:43:37.000 I don't know if you heard that, but a car horn honked.
01:43:37.000 I will!
01:43:42.000 Speak for yourself!
01:43:43.000 Beep beep! 0.99
01:43:45.000 There's free blowjobs? 0.99
01:43:46.000 Honk! 0.99
01:43:47.000 That'd be a funny shirt, free blowjobs. 0.99
01:43:50.000 But honk, yes please. 0.99
01:43:51.000 No, that wouldn't be a funny shirt.
01:43:53.000 Alright!
01:43:54.000 We covered everything we want to cover.
01:43:56.000 I guess we can take some calls.
01:43:57.000 But we're way late now. 0.99
01:43:58.000 And let's really, like, one point, get the guy's message in, and as soon as I say thank you, fucking hang up. 0.99
01:44:05.000 We're not having conversations. 0.90
01:44:07.000 By the way, hey Gavin wanted to let you know that YouTube unsubscribed me from your channel.
01:44:12.000 I didn't realize for a whole month until yesterday.
01:44:15.000 Thought you'd like to know for your lawsuit.
01:44:17.000 Good luck!
01:44:17.000 Keep up with the great content.
01:44:19.000 See?
01:44:19.000 It's proven!
01:44:20.000 Maybe what they're doing is I get 10 new subscribers and then they kill 10 of my subscriptions so the number stays at 350k.
01:44:27.000 That's true.
01:44:30.000 Sinister robots. 0.99
01:44:31.000 And by the way, speaking of robots, when I say, fuck robots, stop talking about them, I mean humanoid, hello, what's happening? 0.99
01:44:39.000 I know there's such a thing as artificial intelligence. 1.00
01:44:41.000 I know algorithms are going to start fucking with our lives. 0.73
01:44:43.000 I've always warned about that. 0.62
01:44:44.000 That is a true bonafide danger.
01:44:46.000 But an actual human face on a thing?
01:44:49.000 I don't want to hear that again.
01:44:50.000 Yes, there is automation.
01:44:53.000 Yes, you can order a Big Mac now by pushing buttons.
01:44:55.000 Yes, factories are going more than ever.
01:44:57.000 I'm not talking about those.
01:44:59.000 I'm saying I don't want to hear any more about threats from human-looking things.
01:45:04.000 Got it. 0.57
01:45:05.000 As sex dolls or butlers or anything. 0.80
01:45:07.000 They don't exist and they never will.
01:45:10.000 Makes sense.
01:45:11.000 Stop buying scratch-offs.
01:45:13.000 It's called a statistical improbability.
01:45:16.000 Statistical improbability.
01:45:18.000 A statistical improbability.
01:45:20.000 Very difficult to trade.
01:45:21.000 By the way, did you think that this guy is Fleckus in the background of this?
01:45:26.000 That he's in the background there?
01:45:28.000 That's Fleckus, dude.
01:45:29.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
01:45:31.000 And the guy that pointed out was Graham, and that's the guy who made this, their Milo and I thing.
01:45:36.000 That video just keeps getting weirder and weirder and weirder.
01:45:39.000 Yeah, yeah, there's a lot to it.
01:45:41.000 You know what would make me poo my pants? 1.00
01:45:43.000 And I don't believe in any of this shit. 1.00
01:45:45.000 But if Shane Gillis told me, 0.88
01:45:46.000 Yeah man you know what really freaks me out is uh before I made that video I uh I have a Haitian friend and he took me to this voodoo doctor this juju guy a juju man and he made me burn a bit of cat fur and I had to cut my finger and then he had a chicken foot in there and we stirred it up and we lit it on fire and buried it in my backyard and that video did awesome for me uh kind of changed my life but there's something creepy about it if that if you told me that and I could prove it 0.98
01:46:15.000 I would poop my pants.
01:46:16.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:46:16.000 I would poop my panties. 0.97
01:46:18.000 We got, we got callers back. 0.92
01:46:20.000 All right.
01:46:20.000 So, uh, it dropped out.
01:46:22.000 The Skype just like hung up, but we got all the callers back.
01:46:25.000 Okay.
01:46:26.000 And so far we got... Hey, how's it going, dude?
01:46:30.000 Hey, what's up Gavin?
01:46:32.000 Not much.
01:46:33.000 Hey, I was wondering why do you still live in New York?
01:46:37.000 What is the point of living there for you anymore?
01:46:40.000 You can do your job anywhere.
01:46:41.000 Do you have kids?
01:46:47.000 I think he hung up.
01:46:49.000 Do you have kids?
01:46:53.000 Uh, no.
01:46:53.000 Alright, thanks for calling.
01:46:59.000 This is like when gay dudes call me and say, like, there was this dude, he used to run radar.
01:47:05.000 And he goes, so a few more questions before we're done the interview.
01:47:08.000 Who do you hang out with now?
01:47:10.000 I got three kids.
01:47:11.000 Like tonight, my daughter has dance.
01:47:13.000 My youngest son's going to boxing.
01:47:15.000 My other son has practice, baseball practice, like friends.
01:47:19.000 Who has time for friends?
01:47:20.000 I meet a few blue collar dudes at the local dive on 52nd during happy hour.
01:47:25.000 But besides that, did I just give away our studio address?
01:47:29.000 Besides that, I don't have a social life.
01:47:31.000 And as far as moving goes, my kid is well established.
01:47:34.000 He's got his baseball team.
01:47:35.000 He's got his whole baseball friends.
01:47:38.000 And, and I don't like the idea of being on the run, running and hiding.
01:47:44.000 You know, you can't, because you don't like my politics.
01:47:46.000 I have to go move.
01:47:49.000 Yeah.
01:47:49.000 How about F you?
01:47:51.000 Yeah.
01:47:51.000 Hey, Austin politics, immigration border.
01:47:54.000 Hey, Gavin, Brian.
01:47:56.000 Hello.
01:47:56.000 Can you hear me?
01:47:57.000 Hey man.
01:47:59.000 Can you hear me?
01:47:59.000 Yep!
01:48:00.000 Hey, uh, so I just wanted to say, the topic of the border, so I live in Arizona, in the southern part of Arizona. 1.00
01:48:08.000 We are fucking slapping the face with all these immigrants. 1.00
01:48:12.000 Yeah, we have congress people from Maine, North Dakota, towards Canada, pissed about wanting a border. 1.00
01:48:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:48:20.000 It's like, you don't live in the southern part. 1.00
01:48:22.000 Trump won these southern states because we want a fucking border. 0.99
01:48:27.000 So why is somebody from Maine telling us in Arizona that we can't have a border? 0.99
01:48:31.000 But don't you feel like Maine is concerned about you in Arizona?
01:48:35.000 Maine isn't saying we're sick of Mexicans. 0.96
01:48:37.000 Maine is saying we're worried about, like when we talk about closed borders, one of the biggest concerns is black people in Southern California who want to flip burgers. 0.99
01:48:45.000 They can't do it if they're, if they don't speak Spanish. 0.98
01:48:48.000 One of the hardest people hit are blue working class people along the border.
01:48:54.000 I'm not a, did I say blue?
01:48:55.000 I meant black working class people along the border.
01:48:58.000 I'm not a black working class person.
01:49:00.000 But I don't like that they're affected detrimentally.
01:49:02.000 Yeah.
01:49:04.000 He just built a bunch of wall, too.
01:49:05.000 Two weeks ago, that wasn't there.
01:49:07.000 50 miles.
01:49:09.000 I think it was 50 miles.
01:49:11.000 50 miles of wall?
01:49:11.000 I've heard he hasn't built a lot of wall.
01:49:13.000 He just signed it today.
01:49:15.000 Alright.
01:49:15.000 Let's move along.
01:49:17.000 We have Connor.
01:49:19.000 Hey, Connor.
01:49:20.000 Hello.
01:49:21.000 Hey.
01:49:23.000 Yeah, I just wanted to talk.
01:49:24.000 This is kind of directed towards Ryan.
01:49:26.000 Ryan, I just wanted to thank you for that song, Our Last Night.
01:49:30.000 That was a pretty good song. 0.94
01:49:31.000 He called me a fag, but I listened from shit to Dean Martin to, you know, the Rolling Stones and Bad Brains and Biggie Smalls. 0.99
01:49:39.000 So I enjoyed that song. 0.99
01:49:40.000 I've been playing it a lot, and you're not a fag, Ryan. 1.00
01:49:43.000 You're not a fag. 1.00
01:49:45.000 Awesome call. 0.99
01:49:45.000 I don't like that call. 0.99
01:49:46.000 Anything that's nice to Ryan, I don't like.
01:49:48.000 What song is he talking about?
01:49:50.000 Our Last Night.
01:49:51.000 That's the band or the song?
01:49:52.000 That's a metal song.
01:49:55.000 Hey, what's going on fellas?
01:50:04.000 Hey man.
01:50:06.000 Um, Gavin.
01:50:07.000 So, you're from Canada, right?
01:50:09.000 I'm curious.
01:50:11.000 A. Are you a fan of the NHL?
01:50:13.000 And B. If you are, who's your team?
01:50:15.000 And C. If you don't have a team, can we adopt the Bruins for the show?
01:50:19.000 They're the right colors and all what not.
01:50:22.000 Yeah, I'm okay with adopting the Bruins for the right colors.
01:50:24.000 The Pirates would be the right colors, too.
01:50:26.000 I grew up playing street hockey.
01:50:28.000 I wasn't really into organized sports.
01:50:30.000 I guess because it was, like, punk was anti-sports.
01:50:32.000 You may want to check in on the song, Sports, by Sand in the Face.
01:50:36.000 But my team would be the Habs.
01:50:38.000 The Montreal Canadiens.
01:50:40.000 But I don't watch hockey that much.
01:50:41.000 I think it's a great sport.
01:50:43.000 I enjoy it.
01:50:43.000 But I'm a baseball guy.
01:50:44.000 I'm a Mets man.
01:50:45.000 And that fills up all my time. 0.99
01:50:47.000 I mean, baseball is every fucking day. 0.99
01:50:51.000 Oh, you have the song, Sports? 0.99
01:50:53.000 God, this is a jam.
01:50:54.000 I got the album.
01:50:55.000 Let me see, we gotta find it.
01:50:56.000 Here we go.
01:50:56.000 Sports, got it.
01:50:58.000 Frankly, this is such a good jam.
01:51:00.000 This band is awesome.
01:51:02.000 Show them the album cover. 1.00
01:51:08.000 This chick is super hot, but almost retarded dumb. 1.00
01:51:12.000 So perfect. 1.00
01:51:21.000 Awesome.
01:51:24.000 Alright.
01:51:25.000 We have Kevin Bluetooth.
01:51:28.000 Kevin Bluetooth.
01:51:28.000 What's up, Kevin?
01:51:29.000 Hey.
01:51:30.000 Yeah.
01:51:31.000 So, we're all men here, right?
01:51:32.000 We're all adults.
01:51:33.000 Obviously, I can get a boner. 0.94
01:51:36.000 There's no problem there, but with your promo code, getting six of those Bluetooths for free, it's pretty much a no-brainer, right?
01:51:44.000 Yes.
01:51:45.000 So, I went ahead and did it.
01:51:49.000 I got them in the mail.
01:51:51.000 Took one about an hour before the old lady was getting off work. 0.99
01:51:56.000 She got home.
01:51:58.000 She starts telling me about her day. 0.99
01:52:01.000 All of a sudden, just starts fucking chillin' up. 0.98
01:52:04.000 Like, mid-conversation. 1.00
01:52:08.000 So I said to myself, fuck it, let's just see what happens. 0.99
01:52:12.000 I'm gonna pull it out while she's talking to me, and she's just gonna look at my boner, and we're just gonna get after it. 0.99
01:52:19.000 So I pulled it out.
01:52:20.000 Very impressive.
01:52:21.000 Bigger than normal.
01:52:23.000 And she's like, uh, Devin, I'm not finished telling you about my day.
01:52:30.000 And so I'm like, Oh God.
01:52:33.000 Yeah.
01:52:34.000 Pardon me.
01:52:34.000 Uh, proceed.
01:52:36.000 So I swear to God for the next 15 minutes,
01:52:40.000 She sat there and told me about how her day at work went.
01:52:44.000 All the while, I'm full staff, never even thought to go limp for a second.
01:52:51.000 Boner out, just talking to me like, you know, normal conversation.
01:52:56.000 Then, you know, usually walking takes your boner away.
01:53:00.000 I walked upstairs, full boner, and she followed me up.
01:53:06.000 And yeah, I'm going to go ahead and endorse Bluetooth.
01:53:13.000 So it did eventually go down.
01:53:14.000 I wore her out. 0.99
01:53:16.000 You did have sex with your wife. 1.00
01:53:19.000 Oh yeah, I fucking wore her ass out. 1.00
01:53:23.000 That's wonderful. 0.99
01:53:24.000 Thank you for calling very much.
01:53:25.000 It's, yeah, a lot of men, and I made this mistake a million times, we think we're women or men. 0.72
01:53:31.000 So if a girl was just to like show you her tits, you'd go, oh, like if you were, here's an example I always use. 1.00
01:53:37.000 If you were to getting on a plane, right? 1.00
01:53:39.000 Doop, doop, doop, going up the stairs and the stewardess just pulled up her dress and showed you her vagina and said, eat it. 1.00
01:53:44.000 You'd go, uh, okay, I guess. 1.00
01:53:46.000 Here?
01:53:47.000 Yeah, that's the only thing you'd say.
01:53:48.000 Right now?
01:53:49.000 Okay, my family's here. 1.00
01:53:51.000 And then the guy behind you, his wife would go, what the fuck? 1.00
01:53:55.000 And the guy behind you would go, he'd say to his wife, just calm down, Rachel, okay? 1.00
01:53:59.000 Just calm down.
01:54:00.000 This is not going to take long.
01:54:01.000 And then he'd be staring.
01:54:03.000 But any time, any time of day, we're available. 0.98
01:54:06.000 And if you show us boobs or send us a picture of your area and it's a shitty picture that's not flattering, we'll still be like, whoa, nice. 1.00
01:54:14.000 That's why men send dick pics. 1.00
01:54:15.000 Because they think women have men's brains and women are going, oh yeah, that's my cup of tea. 1.00
01:54:20.000 They don't think like that.
01:54:22.000 So when you just, when she comes home and you're just like, well, well, well.
01:54:27.000 Well, look what we have here.
01:54:30.000 You know what's weird?
01:54:31.000 They don't go, oh, they go, what are you doing?
01:54:34.000 The way you seduce married women, your wife, is you watch their show. 1.00
01:54:38.000 You watch Real Housewives.
01:54:40.000 You comment on it.
01:54:41.000 You have a glass of wine. 1.00
01:54:42.000 You have to watch the entire show and be like, she's a bitch. 1.00
01:54:45.000 I hate her. 1.00
01:54:46.000 Oh my god, why doesn't she just tell her that she was cheating on Max? 0.99
01:54:51.000 And then, maybe even a massage, then you're in the zone.
01:54:53.000 You've got to slow-boat it.
01:54:56.000 And they're not visual, so don't do that.
01:54:59.000 But there are anomalies.
01:55:01.000 Well, you're a young man.
01:55:02.000 That's different.
01:55:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:55:03.000 I mean, because I've noticed something.
01:55:05.000 What about female autism? 0.96
01:55:08.000 Very rare.
01:55:09.000 Interesting, right?
01:55:10.000 Yeah.
01:55:10.000 We got a famous anonymous topic.
01:55:13.000 Antica at the border.
01:55:14.000 Okay.
01:55:15.000 Antifa?
01:55:16.000 Yeah.
01:55:16.000 Hey Gavin, what's up?
01:55:17.000 Big fan.
01:55:18.000 I just want to share a little ironic story with you.
01:55:22.000 So this one is an incident that happened just a little bit ago where an agent went out into the city. 0.97
01:55:27.000 Mind you, this is the middle of the fucking day. 0.98
01:55:29.000 Bright daylights. 0.99
01:55:30.000 And I guess he went out to get some food.
01:55:32.000 They wouldn't tell us exactly where he went. 0.98
01:55:35.000 But when he comes back, his vehicle is completely fucking vandalized. 0.99
01:55:39.000 His tires are flashed, and on the vehicle it's written, Fascist Ameri-KKKA. 1.00
01:55:46.000 But the irony is, the vehicle most of the time belongs to a fucking Mexican agent. 1.00
01:55:51.000 Yeah, isn't that weird? 0.99
01:55:53.000 That's what I was talking about earlier, thanks for calling by the way, where they present this case to the academics and they go, I agree with you, Nazis are bad, but I keep finding black dudes. 1.00
01:56:04.000 So they pretzel this logic where they go, have you seen this where they have black cops protecting a nice thing and they're calling them house ends? 1.00
01:56:12.000 And you're the white man's bitch. 1.00
01:56:14.000 And even when Antifa beat up those two Marines in Philly who were there for that, whatever it was called, a day of freedom or something. 1.00
01:56:21.000 And they were calling them wetbacks and spics and spitting at them and punching them.
01:56:26.000 It all goes out the window.
01:56:27.000 All they care about is winning.
01:56:28.000 They don't really care about racism.
01:56:31.000 It's just a helpful tool.
01:56:32.000 But it's like they're playing golf with a baseball bat.
01:56:35.000 All they want to do is hit the ball and get it over there.
01:56:37.000 And they don't care what the game is or how it's played.
01:56:41.000 They just need to win.
01:56:43.000 That was a terrible analogy.
01:56:45.000 That was bad.
01:56:46.000 Eric Wiener!
01:56:48.000 Or Eric Anthony Wiener.
01:56:49.000 Hey, what's up?
01:56:50.000 Hey man.
01:56:52.000 What's up?
01:56:53.000 Hey, I have my own Anthony Wiener scandal to talk about.
01:56:57.000 It reminded me of it when you were talking about all those photos you have of those naked women before you were married that you still hold on to.
01:57:05.000 Yep.
01:57:06.000 I found this laptop when I was about 20 and I forgot I had it. 0.85
01:57:10.000 Uh, when I found it, I immediately destroyed it, fuckin' hit it with hammers, and, uh, I realized what was on there. 0.99
01:57:17.000 I had that fuckin' laptop when I was in middle school and high school, and I went to school with absolute sluts. 1.00
01:57:23.000 Um, it was kind of like, uh, you know, ex-girlfriends I had, and I'm like, you know, we're all older now and stuff, you know, but, you know, I was in kind of a little gray area, you know, you have pictures of, you know, 0.97
01:57:36.000 When you were a kid with these girls, and I was like, you know what, I can't hold on to it.
01:57:40.000 It's a weird little gray area, you know what I mean? 0.99
01:57:44.000 I just thought it was funny, because when you talked about that, I was like, shit. 0.99
01:57:47.000 I feel that, but man, that's a little too much. 0.96
01:57:50.000 I'm glad I destroyed it, but, you know, it's kind of a weird little thing.
01:57:54.000 Why would you destroy that?
01:57:56.000 That's like covering up a tattoo.
01:57:57.000 Well, I'd destroy it. 0.88
01:57:58.000 That's your stuff. 0.78
01:57:59.000 That's your memories.
01:58:00.000 Never make it public, obviously.
01:58:02.000 Never do revenge porn.
01:58:03.000 You know, what he's saying is that they were underage at the time.
01:58:06.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:58:06.000 Fucking destroy that. 1.00
01:58:07.000 I've heard of dudes getting arrested, like, two- That's what I'm saying. 0.99
01:58:10.000 Yeah, no, sorry, I didn't realize that.
01:58:12.000 But I would ask, you know, we were all underage at that time, you know what I mean?
01:58:15.000 So it's like, you know,
01:58:19.000 I mean, I took a mental picture of it, got rid of it, but it was kind of a funny thing when you talked about that.
01:58:24.000 I was like, man, did I do the right thing?
01:58:27.000 No, you did the right thing if they're underage, for sure.
01:58:30.000 Thanks for calling.
01:58:31.000 Thanks for calling, dude.
01:58:33.000 But yeah, we get it, right?
01:58:35.000 But it wasn't very obvious, but what he's saying is that they were underage.
01:58:39.000 I had a problem with that, too.
01:58:40.000 I had a photo bucket where this girl sent me things, and we were both around, I don't know, whatever age. 14?
01:58:47.000 I heard about a dude who exchanged sexy pictures with his girlfriend when he was 13 or 14, then he became 17, and they were still on his phone, and he was charged with having child pornography.
01:59:02.000 And she was still with him?
01:59:04.000 I don't know if they broke up or something.
01:59:05.000 He didn't show it to anyone, but it was, you own child pornography if you did it when you were a child.
01:59:10.000 Wow.
01:59:11.000 So yeah.
01:59:12.000 I remember, I remember my, my, my porn history was found by somebody, my uncle who was like looking at the thing and I was like 13 years old so I was looking for like
01:59:22.000 I typed in teen, but at that time, you can look up teen porn now, if you're a wanker, and it's not a weird deal.
01:59:28.000 Like, that's actually, they promote that, but they saw teen porn, they're like, what are you doing? 0.99
01:59:32.000 I was like, I'm a fucking teen. 0.99
01:59:34.000 Why are you creeped out? 0.99
01:59:36.000 You know? 0.96
01:59:37.000 What, am I supposed to look at old lady porn? 1.00
01:59:39.000 Like you? 1.00
01:59:40.000 The old bag. 1.00
01:59:43.000 Yeah, I fucked 16-year-olds when I was 16. 1.00
01:59:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:59:46.000 It sucked.
01:59:47.000 Sorry, guys. 0.88
01:59:48.000 It was awkward.
01:59:48.000 It was horrible.
01:59:50.000 Clammy and... 35.
01:59:51.000 They should be 35. 1.00
01:59:52.000 Alright, what do we got next?
01:59:52.000 Rigid.
01:59:54.000 We're running out of time.
01:59:54.000 Dudu from ATL.
01:59:56.000 What's up, ATL?
01:59:59.000 Hey, Gavin!
02:00:00.000 It's your boy Dudu Jones from ATL!
02:00:02.000 What's up, Dudu?
02:00:06.000 Hey, I'm a longtime fan.
02:00:09.000 I used to cover up with Vice Magazine at night.
02:00:13.000 Alright, well thanks for calling.
02:00:13.000 Right on.
02:00:13.000 Cool.
02:00:17.000 It was great to hear from you.
02:00:19.000 Ryan, hang on.
02:00:34.000 You know, you gotta be a little more, uh, wary of callers.
02:00:38.000 But that was Doo-Doo Jones! 0.99
02:00:40.000 You know, you gotta be aware that there's Nazis who are gonna call in and try to blow up our spot, or I was worried that guy was gonna shit on Blue Chew, so you gotta be a little more adult and recognize that not everyone's your fucking friend, okay? 0.99
02:00:53.000 I just like Doo-Doo Jones. 0.99
02:00:55.000 Sorry, Doo-Doo. 1.00
02:00:57.000 Hey, it's Christian. 0.86
02:00:59.000 Yo, Gab, can you hear me?
02:01:01.000 Yeah, man.
02:01:03.000 All right, so I have an idea for you.
02:01:05.000 You should call in to Stern one day and do listen every morning.
02:01:11.000 And because I think he would pick up if you just said, hey, this is Gavin McGinnis, leader of the Proud Boys.
02:01:16.000 I want to talk to Howard.
02:01:18.000 I think his ego is just so big that he thinks that he can just wally-wop you in like some sort of argument.
02:01:25.000 But in reality, you would merc him and it would just be funny to just piss on his big ego on a show.
02:01:33.000 I'll try, but aren't you on hold for an hour and a half when you call Stern?
02:01:37.000 I hung up.
02:01:38.000 That seems way too long.
02:01:39.000 I'm not, who has an hour and a half?
02:01:41.000 I remember one time I was on a road trip in Canada and I was visiting from America.
02:01:45.000 I had an American phone.
02:01:46.000 This isn't long ago.
02:01:47.000 And I, there was some talk show and they're making a mistake about something about guns or something.
02:01:51.000 And I had to correct them.
02:01:52.000 So I stayed on hold for about an hour of my road trip in near Toronto.
02:01:57.000 And my bill was like 300 bucks.
02:01:59.000 Ish.
02:02:01.000 Anyway, I don't, I'm not staying on hold.
02:02:02.000 I don't have that kind of time. 0.94
02:02:04.000 I mean, I'm already fucking, 0.97
02:02:06.000 Press for time. 0.99
02:02:07.000 We got Sean Box.
02:02:08.000 Hi!
02:02:09.000 Hey, Gavin.
02:02:12.000 Hey, man.
02:02:16.000 Hello?
02:02:16.000 Hello!
02:02:19.000 Hi, in your last episode, you talked about women looking great when they go crazy. 1.00
02:02:24.000 Yeah.
02:02:25.000 So I was holding pads for this girl in boxing, and first of all, she hit like a girl. 1.00
02:02:34.000 Second of all,
02:02:35.000 She smelled so good and she was sweating like a dog.
02:02:41.000 If that was me, I would smell like a corpse.
02:02:45.000 Right.
02:02:45.000 So I was just thinking about that.
02:02:47.000 And also the big thing with Facebook is that up until now, they publicly never said that they're a publisher.
02:02:56.000 They're a platform, so you can't sue them.
02:02:58.000 They're not liable.
02:03:00.000 But now the big thing is that they publicly said that they're a publisher, so they're liable for everything on their platform.
02:03:08.000 Well, they say both.
02:03:09.000 If you look at those legal documents, they say they're a platform.
02:03:11.000 And thanks for calling, by the way.
02:03:12.000 And they also say that they're a publisher.
02:03:14.000 So if you want to sue them, well, then they're just a platform.
02:03:18.000 And they show you that they're a platform, and they're like a sieve, and your lawsuit goes through them to the person who made the post.
02:03:25.000 But, when they won a medal with elections and other things, they say they're a publisher.
02:03:28.000 We had Chadwick Moore on the show the other day, who sort of broke the story, and it looks like they're gonna continue to be this amorphous blob that you can't prosecute. 0.90
02:03:37.000 So, the fact that they came out and said, we're a publisher, doesn't really mean anything, because they also said they're a platform, and they're so fucking powerful,
02:03:46.000 That we can't sue them.
02:03:47.000 I mean, Laura Loomer had her case thrown out. 1.00
02:03:50.000 So we'll see how that affects my case with the SPLC.
02:03:52.000 But I feel like if I can nail the SPLC, that can be the beginning of something much bigger with big tech.
02:03:59.000 But it's not easy suing multi-billion dollar corporations that can control the narrative.
02:04:05.000 The real question is, will they control the next election?
02:04:09.000 All right, we got to wrap it up here.
02:04:10.000 How many calls do we got?
02:04:11.000 We have about eight.
02:04:12.000 Hey, Rick, you're on the line.
02:04:13.000 Bachelor parties. 1.00
02:04:17.000 Yo, what's up, fuckers? 1.00
02:04:18.000 Hey, man. 1.00
02:04:19.000 So, uh, my friends and I are taking our engaged buddy to New York City.
02:04:25.000 He's never been for his bachelor party.
02:04:28.000 He has no idea.
02:04:29.000 We want to know some good neighborhoods to avoid and good neighborhoods that'd be good for, like, bar hopping and getting, you know, destroyed on some nose beers.
02:04:38.000 All right.
02:04:38.000 Thank you for calling.
02:04:39.000 That's a very helpful call and a very important call.
02:04:43.000 Here's what I would do.
02:04:44.000 If you're coming to New York City and you don't know it, there are plenty of ads at the back of these news weeklies that have services.
02:04:51.000 Usually when you rent a limousine, they have guys who can handle bachelor parties.
02:04:55.000 And what they do is the limousine company will set you up with strippers who come on the limousine and not literally. 1.00
02:05:05.000 And they come along for the ride, they get nude, they horse around with each other.
02:05:09.000 You can't take pictures but you can use the light on your phone to see them better.
02:05:13.000 And that limousine service, not only do they have a deal with the girls, but they also have a deal with maybe 15 bars.
02:05:20.000 They won't be the best bars in the world.
02:05:22.000 They'll be kind of normie bars, but you'll be in very safe neighborhoods like the West Village and the East Village and maybe even Midtown.
02:05:29.000 You don't want to go to Brooklyn.
02:05:30.000 You don't want to end up in East New York and Bushwick or somewhere where you're going to get taken advantage of.
02:05:36.000 And the beauty of those package deals is everyone pays.
02:05:38.000 It's not that much.
02:05:39.000 It'll be like maybe a hundred bucks from 10 guys, a thousand bucks.
02:05:43.000 And then that's the night handled.
02:05:44.000 You obviously have to pay for your beer where you go to various places, but you go to a bar for maybe
02:05:50.000 15-20 minutes and then it's back in the limo with the naked ladies who are there waiting for you and they're dancing around. 1.00
02:05:55.000 It's just a wonderful, wonderful time and you know there's no sex or anything gross. 0.99
02:06:02.000 I think it's gross using prostitutes but that's the way to do it. 1.00
02:06:07.000 Get a package deal and don't do it on your own. 0.99
02:06:09.000 That's crazy.
02:06:10.000 You're going to a city that I know it's much safer than it was in the 80s and 90s.
02:06:14.000 There's still a murder a day.
02:06:16.000 We're still at about 350 murders a year.
02:06:19.000 Those are all in East New York, but if you're on your own, you might end up in East New York.
02:06:23.000 So please don't do that.
02:06:24.000 All right.
02:06:25.000 Next, maybe three more callers and we got Bob.
02:06:27.000 What's up, Bob?
02:06:30.000 What's up, Bob?
02:06:36.000 Alright, next call.
02:06:37.000 Why do you keep going?
02:06:37.000 Okay.
02:06:38.000 You should be focused on the calls, but you keep putting the camera on yourself. 0.99
02:06:41.000 How could you be so useless and also so vain? 0.99
02:06:44.000 Shouldn't you be insecure? 0.99
02:06:45.000 Well, what I do is I pick up the call, and then I go to this camera, and then I go, Hey!
02:06:50.000 Yeah, we don't need to see your face.
02:06:53.000 What's up, guys?
02:06:54.000 Hey, man.
02:06:56.000 Hey, just real quick, in the past year, year and a half, I got married, got my wife pregnant, and not to like boost your ego, but you were definitely an instrumental part in pushing me in that direction.
02:07:09.000 That's fantastic news.
02:07:12.000 Especially when you said, you know, you're 30 years old, you've been partying for 15 years, it's time to settle down.
02:07:20.000 That spoke, it was like going to church.
02:07:23.000 And we need more fatherhood advice.
02:07:26.000 Going forward.
02:07:27.000 Less politics, more fatherhood.
02:07:29.000 That's what I'm looking for.
02:07:30.000 You're right, and I should do that.
02:07:32.000 I should talk about fatherhood more.
02:07:33.000 I should talk about my kids more.
02:07:34.000 Thank you very much for that and I appreciate you acknowledging my input.
02:07:40.000 Partying from 14, that's when you first start stealing beer from your parents' liquor cabinet, right?
02:07:44.000 Now you're 30!
02:07:47.000 25, 15 years of partying.
02:07:50.000 How much coke do you need to do?
02:07:52.000 Look, I understand your party years.
02:07:54.000 I had my party years too.
02:07:55.000 It's awesome.
02:07:56.000 That's a chapter.
02:07:57.000 Turn the page.
02:07:59.000 Now we have a whole new life.
02:08:01.000 When you start having kids and you're hanging out with them and you're helping them with their homework and you're teaching them how to ride their bike.
02:08:08.000 That's a whole new high.
02:08:09.000 That's what I talk about in my book, Death of Cool.
02:08:13.000 Where, yes, your party years are good.
02:08:16.000 It's over now.
02:08:17.000 It's time to grow up.
02:08:18.000 I can't talk to people who don't have kids. 1.00
02:08:21.000 I just feel like saying, get your shit together. 1.00
02:08:23.000 And they don't have their shit together. 1.00
02:08:25.000 And it's sad, you know, drinking. 1.00
02:08:27.000 You get brutal hangovers when you're over 30, and you're doing coke, and your nose is bleeding. 1.00
02:08:32.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
02:08:33.000 And here's another thing. 1.00
02:08:34.000 You've been with this girl for, say, six months, even a year, right?
02:08:38.000 And I say, if you're living together, you haven't had a drop-down, drag-out fight, what are you waiting for? 0.99
02:08:44.000 Her but with bigger tits? 1.00
02:08:46.000 Her but with a vagina that rotates and it's sockets? 1.00
02:08:48.000 I don't understand what you need. 1.00
02:08:50.000 She doesn't have to be a soulmate.
02:08:52.000 She doesn't have to be perfect.
02:08:54.000 She's a great mate for you. 1.00
02:08:55.000 Put a fucking ring on it and grow up, pussies. 1.00
02:09:00.000 Joe from Pirelli, New Mexico. 1.00
02:09:01.000 What's up, Joe?
02:09:06.000 Kevin, what's going on, guys?
02:09:10.000 Trump did a really smart thing.
02:09:11.000 He threw the rally out here Monday on Indian land.
02:09:15.000 It's owned by the casino out here.
02:09:18.000 So the protesters were quarantined off down by where the sewer smell was.
02:09:23.000 So they got all mad and left.
02:09:26.000 But there were 20,000 people there.
02:09:28.000 I stood in the sun for five and a half hours and the number of young people in line, we just had a blast in line.
02:09:35.000 People smiling, just the happiest people I've ever been in contact with.
02:09:40.000 It was like, you know, I just kept walking up to people going, hey, you're my people!
02:09:43.000 Yeah.
02:09:44.000 Yeah, my favorite thing about Trump are the supporters.
02:09:48.000 It's sort of like titmen.
02:09:50.000 I'm not a titman, but I really like titmen.
02:09:52.000 They seem to be good people.
02:09:54.000 You know, we were on vacation recently and I was at Trump Tower and it was cool being by the pool at Trump Tower, the vacation resort, because you're looking at some chick who's sipping a drink and you think, she's cool.
02:10:06.000 He's cool.
02:10:07.000 That couple's cool.
02:10:08.000 Those fat people eating a burrito are cool.
02:10:10.000 Like you knew everyone was basically on the same page because you're not gonna hate Trump and stay at the Trump Hotel.
02:10:16.000 But isn't it funny how those 20,000 people, you can't show that on social media.
02:10:21.000 Facebook is shutting that down.
02:10:23.000 If Trump would have to film it and put it on his Twitter in order to show people that there was tens of thousands of people at his rally.
02:10:33.000 All right, thanks for calling.
02:10:34.000 All right, we got Joshua, Massachusetts.
02:10:37.000 I'm running out of steam, dude.
02:10:38.000 Hey, Gavin.
02:10:39.000 Hey, man.
02:10:40.000 How do you start your own chapter of the Proud Boys?
02:10:44.000 There's stuff for that.
02:10:44.000 I think if you go to officialproudboys.com or Proud Boy Mag or officialproudboys.usa, they got a bunch of that stuff.
02:10:53.000 There's a whole rigmarole you go through, but I can't really help you with that on this show.
02:10:59.000 You know, they're not, the myth is that they're out there recruiting.
02:11:02.000 They want to recruit.
02:11:03.000 No, it's at a good number now.
02:11:05.000 Each meet-up in each city seems to be about 30 people.
02:11:08.000 That's a good amount of people.
02:11:10.000 No one wants thousands.
02:11:11.000 It's not like Safeway or some insurance thing or Mary Kay Cosmetics where you need to expand.
02:11:17.000 Yeah.
02:11:18.000 Last I heard there was all this vetting and stuff too, so you gotta just... Yeah, there's vetting so they don't get Feds and Antifa in there.
02:11:24.000 Casey, Nikki Pump Electric Lash. 1.00
02:11:28.000 Hey, guys.
02:11:30.000 Just wondering, number one, if Gavin heard about the Iggy Pop James Bond song that just came out.
02:11:36.000 I felt like it was lambasting the new actress and just SJW mentality in general. 0.99
02:11:41.000 And also, I remember you talking about Electro Clash and how it could have been the new punk.
02:11:45.000 I was wondering if you could expound on that, because I was a big fan of that back in the day.
02:11:50.000 Yeah, I think it died.
02:11:51.000 Electroclash died because people were petrified that they were going to become commodified.
02:11:58.000 So they killed the whole movement.
02:12:00.000 It ended.
02:12:01.000 It was sort of sad too because it was like, I don't know, it's like a boxer who's got this incredible punch and they think he's fit and he goes, no, you're going to exploit me.
02:12:09.000 I'll be the next Mike Tyson.
02:12:10.000 My manager will get rich and I'll get nothing. 1.00
02:12:13.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:12:13.000 I'm not boxing. 1.00
02:12:14.000 And then he goes and takes lacrosse, and we don't have this great boxer.
02:12:17.000 So it was the death of a cool movement.
02:12:19.000 I think Fischer Spooner were the most interesting part of Electro Class.
02:12:24.000 They were so weird.
02:12:26.000 It was like over-polished, over-produced, yet at the same time, they'd stop a show, mid-show, and go, stop, stop.
02:12:32.000 What is she doing over there? 0.99
02:12:33.000 Everyone, I want all these dancers to get down from there. 1.00
02:12:36.000 Let's start the song again.
02:12:37.000 It was kind of brilliant.
02:12:39.000 And it was because it was done by artists and not really musicians, Warren Fischer and Casey Spooner.
02:12:44.000 So I thought it was really awesome and it was exciting and it was like an 80s thing but uh it died on the vine because people are paranoid.
02:12:51.000 But I haven't heard this Iggy Pop James Bond song.
02:12:54.000 Is it a black female James Bond?
02:12:57.000 What's it called?
02:12:58.000 It's called James Bond.
02:13:10.000 This is gonna get us cancelled off YouTube.
02:13:17.000 I could blank all this out.
02:13:23.000 Alright.
02:13:25.000 What'd he say?
02:13:25.000 It's not for guys.
02:13:27.000 Not for a price.
02:13:29.000 See, this is why I don't like censoring art.
02:13:31.000 Or even criticizing it.
02:13:33.000 Maybe it's a lampoon.
02:13:35.000 Of people who want James Bond to be a girl.
02:13:38.000 You know what I mean?
02:13:39.000 Like that movie that came out, The Manor, The Hunt, where rich people decide they want to hunt deplorables.
02:13:46.000 That movie got killed because Trump fans thought it was insulting to them that people would want to hunt them.
02:13:52.000 No, I think it was awesome. 0.91
02:13:54.000 I think it's a great way to expose the left for how cruel and sadistic they are. 0.99
02:14:00.000 That they probably would want to hunt and kill us. 1.00
02:14:02.000 So the righties can watch that movie and go, see what sickos they are? 1.00
02:14:06.000 And then the lefties can watch and go, ooh, I would love it if we could hunt them. 0.79
02:14:10.000 Both sides are happy.
02:14:11.000 That's what's great about art.
02:14:13.000 It's open to interpretation.
02:14:14.000 But it got shut down.
02:14:16.000 We've got five more calls, if you're... Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:14:19.000 They're not... It's kind of anticlimactic, too, for the show.
02:14:22.000 You're watching a show, and then it just sort of... We've got to watch that viral video at the end, perhaps?
02:14:27.000 No, we're not doing that.
02:14:28.000 Okay.
02:14:29.000 John.
02:14:30.000 What's up, John?
02:14:32.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
02:14:33.000 Hey, Chad.
02:14:36.000 Hey, so I saw on Reddit not too long ago an old post that Gavin had posted, or somebody posted on his behalf, saying that he used Rayzac hair cream in his hair, and I wanted to know if that's true.
02:14:52.000 That is unequivocally, beyond a shadow of a doubt, true.
02:14:58.000 I have to go, I bought it online now, but when I first started using it, I'd have to go to Black Neighborhoods to find it. 0.89
02:15:03.000 R-A-Z-A-C. 1.00
02:15:05.000 I highly recommend it.
02:15:06.000 I've tried bro cream in the past, the normal, like, greaser stuff, and it just doesn't hold.
02:15:11.000 I have a ju-fro when I let this go, and it's just incredibly strong.
02:15:16.000 I notice when I hang out with black guys, they go, 1.00
02:15:19.000 You smell like my aunt. 0.99
02:15:21.000 You're reminding me of my mom.
02:15:23.000 And I go, that's because I got my weave on. 0.99
02:15:27.000 It's for black women to control their perms. 1.00
02:15:29.000 And when black people get perms, it means they straighten their hair. 0.98
02:15:33.000 I am very happy with this product.
02:15:35.000 I'll give them a free plug right now. 0.92
02:15:37.000 It may be gay, I don't know, to use black women's finishing cream, but it works for me. 1.00
02:15:45.000 It's Rezac Perfect, too, because there's other different types. 0.96
02:15:47.000 Rezac Perfect.
02:15:48.000 Hey, Gary Busey hunting black guy in Worth on the screen.
02:15:52.000 I heard about this clip.
02:15:54.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
02:15:55.000 Hey, man.
02:15:55.000 I just wanted to say you should look up Surviving the Game on YouTube and start it at 30 seconds.
02:16:03.000 It's Gary Busey hunting a black guy in the woods.
02:16:06.000 So you want to talk about
02:16:08.000 We're good to go.
02:16:28.000 I disagree.
02:16:29.000 I think open borders affect us all.
02:16:31.000 They affect the entire economy.
02:16:32.000 Yes, you're more affected when you're in southern borders, but we're all in this together, folks.
02:16:38.000 We care about you.
02:16:39.000 Can't you let us help?
02:16:41.000 And we have the same opinion as you.
02:16:43.000 All right, let's see the clip he's talking about.
02:16:45.000 Okay.
02:16:46.000 Why would you skip the clip?
02:16:48.000 And we should end with that viral video.
02:16:49.000 Gives them a reason.
02:16:50.000 So it's a fictional show with Gary Busey, or he's literally hunting a black guy.
02:16:57.000 Remember Shoot the Freak in Coney Island?
02:16:59.000 No, no, no. 1.00
02:17:00.000 There's a black dude wearing this big suit and you'd shoot him with paintball guns. 1.00
02:17:03.000 It goes way, way back to 2014. 0.99
02:17:09.000 And there'd be a guy going, hey, welcome to Shoot the Freak.
02:17:11.000 For the young people, it's something they always wanted to try.
02:17:14.000 For the people my age, it's something that they thought they did, they didn't do.
02:17:20.000 And then for the old timers, maybe it's something that they did, and they want to try it again.
02:17:23.000 That's crazy.
02:17:23.000 That's an actual quote from the guy, the hype man at Shoot the Freak.
02:17:27.000 Is that iced tea?
02:17:34.000 Yeah.
02:17:41.000 Is this like a Jeffrey Dahmer thing?
02:17:43.000 So it's Gary Busey hunting Ice-T. 0.96
02:17:45.000 Doesn't matter if he's black. 0.98
02:17:47.000 The victim in a story can be black. 0.93
02:17:48.000 Yeah, he caught Asian people too.
02:17:50.000 There's an Asian with a Fu Manchu. 0.97
02:17:51.000 I think he's trying to get one of every race or something.
02:17:53.000 Yeah, this isn't racist. 1.00
02:17:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:17:55.000 It'd be racist to not have the guy be black. 1.00
02:17:58.000 I might have the wrong trailer, but there's a lot of little clips from this. 0.88
02:18:06.000 Anyway, that's a waste of time.
02:18:08.000 Next call.
02:18:09.000 Let's wrap it up, man. 0.99
02:18:11.000 I'm fuckin' beat. 0.97
02:18:13.000 Gavin, you said you quit being a vegetarian because one article saying that meat had less death on its hands than eating vegetables. 0.97
02:18:29.000 That's because vegetables are gathered with threshers. 0.98
02:18:32.000 95% of beef in America is grain fed from the same damn threshers. 0.99
02:18:36.000 They kill exactly the same amount of animals. 0.98
02:18:38.000 But it takes five times as much grain to have a hamburger than it does to just eat the grain or the vegetables or whatever it is.
02:18:45.000 It's just an Alias scam to keep people from eating more morally. 0.99
02:18:49.000 Just American consumption of beef alone, if you want to eat grass-fed, would have to graze on every piece of usable land in North and South America combined. 0.92
02:18:57.000 Now, I mean, my car hits bugs, I eat rice, I eat the same bullshit that uses the freshers, but just admit that it wasn't a moral reason why you quit being a vegetarian, you just wanted to have a cheeseburger, brother.
02:19:09.000 All right, thanks for calling. 0.95
02:19:11.000 The article was called An Animal's Place by Michael Pollan.
02:19:16.000 P-O-L-L-A-N. 1.00
02:19:17.000 It's kind of hard to find.
02:19:19.000 An Animal's Place. 0.98
02:19:21.000 And you should read the whole thing before you give me shit for giving up on 15 years of vegetarianism. 0.97
02:19:27.000 In it, by the way, speaking of all the grain you need to make beef, he talks about if we were just to go soy and avoid beef entirely, we don't have the room for it. 0.98
02:19:36.000 We don't have the room. 0.98
02:19:37.000 And he also talked about the incredible amount of animals that would get killed in this perfect utopia of all the birds getting swallowed up in the wheat combines and all that shit. 0.99
02:19:46.000 I also thought, I'm sitting here just eating like tofu bacon. 0.98
02:19:52.000 So it's tofu sprayed with some sort of flavoring to make it taste like bacon, which is what dog food is.
02:19:58.000 So I'm sitting here like a dog, eating dog food.
02:20:01.000 And he also talked about farm-to-table type stuff, like these small farms.
02:20:05.000 Neiman Ranch, N-I-M-A-N, Neiman Ranch here in New York.
02:20:10.000 They just kill an old cow and it has a pretty good life.
02:20:13.000 And it's a small farm and they eat it up.
02:20:15.000 And that's, I understand like mass production of meat can get both ecologically and morally tricky.
02:20:23.000 But as far as small farms go, it's better than being a vegetarian.
02:20:29.000 So the reason you list their color, it's just one of many reasons I gave up on being a vegetarian. 0.99
02:20:33.000 And by the way, I'm a fucking dwarf. 0.98
02:20:36.000 I'm 5'11, my brother's a giant, my dad's a giant, every Scottish relative I have hangs over me like I'm a fucking ball boy at the NBA. 0.99
02:20:47.000 And I can't help but think it's because I was eating fucking processed tofu from 14 to 30. 0.98
02:20:56.000 We got Mario from California. 0.98
02:20:57.000 And by the way, you're not a shrimp.
02:21:00.000 Because you're only a shrimp compared to other people, but you don't compare yourself to other people. 0.86
02:21:04.000 In God's eyes, you're a legal dwarf. 0.99
02:21:07.000 I'm not comparing myself to you.
02:21:09.000 You have to buy your pants from Oshkosh Bogosh. 0.99
02:21:11.000 You are a perfect creature.
02:21:14.000 In comparison to nobody, you are exactly the statue you're supposed to be.
02:21:18.000 I should be 6'1".
02:21:19.000 God made you the way you are.
02:21:21.000 Accept it.
02:21:21.000 Frankly.
02:21:22.000 And I should have pipes that are more reasonable than this.
02:21:24.000 Your pipes are perfect.
02:21:25.000 Perfect pipes.
02:21:27.000 Great pipes.
02:21:28.000 Terrible pipes.
02:21:28.000 Mario from California.
02:21:33.000 Mario!
02:21:34.000 This is the last call.
02:21:37.000 What's up, Mario?
02:21:37.000 Hey, what's up, G-Dog?
02:21:39.000 Just calling about if you're going to see the new Rambo this weekend, and if you've seen any of these reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes crying about Trump-era Rambo and shit, it's pretty fucking hilarious. 0.98
02:21:50.000 Yeah. 0.92
02:21:51.000 Has Rambo changed? 1.00
02:21:52.000 It's the same fucking guy, the same character. 1.00
02:21:55.000 There's zero depth there. 1.00
02:21:56.000 There's not that much politics in Rambo. 0.99
02:21:59.000 He's just a Vietnam vet who wants to be left the fuck alone. 0.99
02:22:03.000 You drew first blood. 1.00
02:22:04.000 You started it.
02:22:05.000 And yes, of course, I'm going to see it.
02:22:07.000 It includes the words, get off my lawn.
02:22:10.000 Oh yeah.
02:22:10.000 That's right.
02:22:13.000 Why are you messing with me? 1.00
02:22:16.000 I live in the middle of nowhere, I'm minding my own business, and you just had to fuck with me, didn't you? 1.00
02:22:22.000 Oh, I just love that. 1.00
02:22:23.000 There's nothing better in a movie than those grenades you step on.
02:22:27.000 Yeah.
02:22:27.000 Every time I watch that I think, isn't there a way?
02:22:31.000 Couldn't you get like a piece of steel in your boot maybe?
02:22:34.000 Take your boot off and put an I-beam on your boot or something?
02:22:38.000 I wouldn't just like, often in the movies they go, run, run, oh well.
02:22:43.000 The Claymores, yeah.
02:22:44.000 I'd be sitting there cutting the sole of my boot off.
02:22:47.000 I would do, help!
02:22:48.000 Get me some rocks!
02:22:51.000 Alright, that's enough calls.
02:22:52.000 I'm out of steam.
02:22:53.000 But we have to end with a final video and we end every show with a viral video.
02:22:59.000 This is a video where a man gets a flare put in his neck and it's just a little too effective.
02:23:05.000 There's something fishy going on here.
02:23:07.000 Let's go through it together.
02:23:08.000 You can tell me if I'm wrong.
02:23:14.000 Is there audio? 0.95
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02:23:45.000 Am I she running away from her boyfriend who's on fire? 0.99
02:23:47.000 Oh well.
02:23:49.000 And he, look, doesn't she seem to be smiling?
02:23:52.000 I see what you're saying, but... He seems to be smiling too.
02:23:55.000 But that, how can that not hurt?
02:23:57.000 Because if it, it's about, yeah.
02:23:59.000 Look at that.
02:24:01.000 It looks like, kind of like terror.
02:24:02.000 And then it's all blood right on the neck, right?
02:24:05.000 I don't see any blood.
02:24:06.000 That's blood on his shirt.
02:24:07.000 No, he's got a red shirt on.
02:24:09.000 You know what's weird though? 0.98
02:24:10.000 When he walks away, his balls are lit up. 0.98
02:24:13.000 Implying that it's shooting flares down his shirt into his track pants. 1.00
02:24:17.000 Another reason not to wear fucking track pants. 0.99
02:24:19.000 Wait, not red. 1.00
02:24:21.000 Not red.
02:24:23.000 And that's a pullover hoodie.
02:24:24.000 Look, look, look at his butt cheeks! 1.00
02:24:26.000 His butt cheeks? 0.58
02:24:28.000 Yeah, they're lit up.
02:24:29.000 Oh, right, right, right.
02:24:30.000 Oh, no, wait, that's from the headlight, no? 1.00
02:24:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:24:33.000 Yeah, you're right. 1.00
02:24:34.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:24:36.000 Yeah, she's got- it's a blinker. 0.86
02:24:38.000 Dude, a flare isn't gonna rip open your entire chest and give you a sucking chest wound. 0.96
02:24:42.000 But it's stuck in his neck.
02:24:44.000 How is it not- The reason it's stuck- no, I agree that's his shirt. 1.00
02:24:48.000 Oh, shit. 0.98
02:24:49.000 You mean like he got shot in the neck with a flare and it's stuck in his jugular vein? 1.00
02:24:53.000 Yeah, because why else would it be stuck?
02:24:55.000 You know?
02:24:55.000 How else would it get stuck without?
02:24:57.000 I thought it was like a road flare that they stuck into his shirt.
02:25:00.000 But it shot at him though. 0.99
02:25:01.000 Holy shit, are we watching a snuff video? 0.99
02:25:03.000 I believe that's death. 1.00
02:25:05.000 Because, I mean, look, it shoots out of the fucking gun. 1.00
02:25:07.000 Wait, go back to the beginning. 0.99
02:25:09.000 Unless he, did he put it at him?
02:25:12.000 Or did he shoot it?
02:25:12.000 Put it at him?
02:25:13.000 Did he place it upon him?
02:25:14.000 Okay, get me out of the shot.
02:25:15.000 Okay.
02:25:20.000 It happens way too quick to tell. 0.97
02:25:23.000 Holy crap! 0.96
02:25:24.000 Because if it was just in your shirt, you could just take it off. 0.96
02:25:27.000 Oh wait, no, he's zipping, he's unzipping.
02:25:30.000 That's him unzipping, so it's not blood.
02:25:32.000 That's him unzipping.
02:25:33.000 Yeah, I knew it wasn't blood.
02:25:34.000 Okay, I thought it was a lot of blood.
02:25:38.000 Now, she's laughing.
02:25:39.000 I don't know, dude.
02:25:42.000 He looks like he's laughing right there, too.
02:25:43.000 Yeah, this is a joke.
02:25:45.000 But it also could be like, ah, like screaming, like panicking.
02:25:49.000 Well, we'll leave it to the folks at home to tell us if that's fake or not.
02:25:53.000 That's a wrap.
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02:26:12.000 Tomorrow night we're going to air the premiere of Joe Biggs' new show called Biggs.
02:26:17.000 Also, we'll have Joe Biggs and Roland Martin hanging out.
02:26:22.000 That'll be an episode of Free Speech the Show.
02:26:25.000 That's two different shows now, Biggs and Free Speech, where we have a conservative and a liberal see what they have in common and what they don't have in common.
02:26:32.000 That's the fancy one I shoot in the bar.
02:26:35.000 And then we'll see you back on Monday.
02:26:38.000 Maybe you should shoot another Ryan's Mailbag. 0.77
02:26:40.000 Have you shot another episode of that?
02:26:41.000 Nope, there's just one episode.
02:26:43.000 Okay, well you should shoot a better episode of that.
02:26:46.000 I will do. 0.97
02:26:47.000 Get fired.
02:26:49.000 Get in trouble.
02:26:51.000 Be brave.
02:26:52.000 And never stop fighting.