Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 16, 2022


GOML LIVE #176 - THE PEST


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

139.39394

Word Count

690

Sentence Count

105

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

This week, the boys are back in full swing with a new Christmas episode featuring a special guest, Maddie Odell, and a special Christmas present from their good friend, Basil Hayden. The boys are joined by special guest Nick Oakes, a proud boy who is serving a 4 year sentence for trespassing on the Capitol.


Transcript

00:00:09.000 This bitch is here in my life talking about I hear the bump talking about live from New York.
00:00:16.000 She's trying to get off my lawn with me with it.
00:00:36.000 And then she talked about it.
00:00:39.000 You know this shit, we fucking comment.
00:00:41.000 We fucking done it.
00:00:42.000 We fucking run it to the money.
00:00:48.000 Got the party fucking jumpin'.
00:00:50.000 I pull up stunting.
00:00:51.000 I'm watching it.
00:00:53.000 I'm anything.
00:00:55.000 We got pipes, we ain't jumping.
00:01:00.000 I'm watching.
00:01:03.000 I fuck up on your beer.
00:01:05.000 God damn, why you frontin?
00:01:08.000 Call up, bro, like what we doing?
00:01:10.000 He said we finna hit a lick.
00:01:11.000 We gon' make a movie.
00:01:14.000 Oh, there it is.
00:01:21.000 That is the jam.
00:01:23.000 That is the winter jam.
00:01:25.000 Who is that now that we just heard?
00:01:28.000 Where are you going?
00:01:30.000 We're having some technical difficulties here, folks.
00:01:32.000 Sorry to start so late.
00:01:33.000 It's 8.05.
00:01:34.000 We're five minutes in.
00:01:37.000 Maddie's picture isn't working.
00:01:39.000 We froze there for a second.
00:01:42.000 We don't know who that was that introduced the thing McDoodle.
00:01:47.000 This is Gold Soul and your fave ex-boyfriend.
00:01:51.000 What do you mean?
00:01:53.000 Not your favorite ex-boyfriend.
00:01:54.000 That's the name of the guy.
00:01:55.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:01:56.000 I thought you knew about my ex-boyfriends.
00:01:58.000 I assumed that was a secret.
00:01:59.000 I don't know your favorite.
00:02:00.000 I'm not afraid now.
00:02:01.000 Welcome back, Maddie Odell.
00:02:04.000 The Thursday night co-host.
00:02:05.000 Hopefully I don't look as bad as two weeks ago.
00:02:08.000 And with my surgery, after the pale.
00:02:12.000 Well, you just had your heart fucking examined.
00:02:17.000 You look like the logo for the camera company.
00:02:21.000 Yeah.
00:02:23.000 Hey, I'm not a good-looking guy.
00:02:24.000 So we've got a marathon coming up on Monday.
00:02:27.000 We're starting it on Hanukkah to Christmas Eve.
00:02:32.000 But I'm a little concerned because we've never done a five-day long show.
00:02:37.000 No breaks.
00:02:38.000 And I will prove that it's real.
00:02:40.000 I'll have the newspaper there.
00:02:42.000 We'll be taking calls.
00:02:44.000 But now I'm worried that it's not going to go smoothly.
00:02:48.000 I ordered all the meth.
00:02:50.000 Good.
00:02:52.000 Don't give away our secrets.
00:02:53.000 Oh, shoot.
00:02:54.000 Shit.
00:02:57.000 Did you plug it in?
00:02:59.000 It's got power.
00:03:00.000 This does not make for good TV, by the way.
00:03:02.000 People discussing technical things.
00:03:05.000 While you figure that out.
00:03:07.000 Well, I guess you can't do that either because you have to show the graphics for it.
00:03:11.000 Today we had Nick Oaks in the studio.
00:03:14.000 He's the proud boy who's going away for four years for trespassing on the Capitol.
00:03:21.000 Him and his buddy were there.
00:03:22.000 They were reporting for their Telegram show, Murder the Media.
00:03:28.000 But because he's a proud boy, four years in prison.
00:03:32.000 That was the guy who was in Vegas, right?
00:03:34.000 You see him in the crowd?
00:03:37.000 Yeah, yes.
00:03:39.000 Yeah, that was the guy.
00:03:40.000 And we said, come on backstage, let's hang out.
00:03:41.000 And then we were all leaving immediately.
00:03:42.000 And he just went back to his hotel.
00:03:44.000 We didn't end up partying.
00:03:46.000 Well, he's on a pre-trial release.
00:03:48.000 We'll party with him tonight.
00:03:49.000 Nice.
00:03:50.000 Proudboys picked him up and they're taking him off to the city for steak dinner.
00:03:53.000 There you go.
00:03:54.000 Keen Steakhouse and all that.
00:03:56.000 Thank you, Maddie, very much for the Christmas present.
00:03:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:00.000 I got Basil Hayden.
00:04:02.000 That's good stuff.
00:04:03.000 Which is fantastic stuff.
00:04:04.000 And I've never even seen this before.
00:04:06.000 Nature's Mark Cask Strength.
00:04:09.000 110.9 proof.
00:04:12.000 Good stuff.
00:04:13.000 We just had a sip as we were rolling.
00:04:15.000 It can't be a coincidence that we started having technical difficulties right after, but I've never had, I've had moonshine before.
00:04:22.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 I guess this is moonshine.
00:04:24.000 Most moonshine is 110 proof.
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:27.000 So you take a sip, then you have the tinglies, and then about five minutes later, you feel prickles in your hands.
00:04:33.000 It's a nice little pow on the tongue.
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 I might have to come up there and have a little nippy sweetie.
00:04:39.000 Be my guest.
00:04:39.000 Bye.
00:04:40.000 Hey, Huh.
00:04:42.000 China, Chino.
00:04:44.000 Because since my surgery, I haven't been able to partake.
00:04:47.000 Oh, really?
00:04:48.000 In the last two days, I've been.
00:04:50.000 Partaking.
00:04:52.000 What did you do today?
00:04:53.000 You got drunk at the bar?
00:04:55.000 Yeah, so many people were like, oh, you're drinking?