Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 03, 2023


GOML LIVE #182 - RECAUSE


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

152.37114

Word Count

739

Sentence Count

97

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

The boys are back, and this time they're joined by a special guest, Maddie Odell, who's back from the Brink of AIDS and ready to join us on the loose. But first, they have to deal with the aftermath of the last episode of Cops and Robber.


Transcript

00:00:12.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 All the weapon states of the dies, they make it happen, they get to strapping.
00:00:29.000 Cold matter what happened inside.
00:00:33.000 Won't stay alive for no one's benefit.
00:00:37.000 Same reason I refuse to die, and I'm waiting on the red line.
00:00:46.000 Sorry, boys, you get a big long intro, and we don't get to hear your song because we got shit to do.
00:00:51.000 That was Show Me the Body, New York Hardcore Band.
00:00:53.000 That song goes crazy after what you just heard.
00:00:58.000 But we don't get time.
00:00:59.000 We have another episode of Cops and Robber.
00:01:04.000 Today we're welcoming our cops are John 1, Dick Man, Mr. N, should we call you?
00:01:13.000 Sure.
00:01:14.000 And John 2.
00:01:16.000 And then we have Maddie Odell.
00:01:17.000 What up, everybody?
00:01:18.000 Gonna be back from the Brink of AIDS.
00:01:21.000 Two more shots, and I'm cleared.
00:01:23.000 Oh, good.
00:01:24.000 And that's AZT you guys take now?
00:01:27.000 Yeah.
00:01:27.000 I noticed in the commercials for that shit, so was the weirdest-looking dudes in the world.
00:01:32.000 Like the beard that blows in the wind.
00:01:35.000 It's real long.
00:01:37.000 They're picking up seashells on the beach.
00:01:40.000 I guess the subtext of those ads is fags are weird.
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:44.000 Fags are people too.
00:01:45.000 Speaking of fags, so this show is no longer free, which means we can relax.
00:01:51.000 We don't have to do ad reads.
00:01:53.000 I don't have to explain what the show is.
00:01:55.000 I don't have to explain why this show is not like any other show.
00:01:58.000 In fact, that's why we stopped making this the free show of the week, because it doesn't represent anything.
00:02:03.000 It's really just a self-indulgent way to hang out with your boys.
00:02:07.000 Cock balls.
00:02:09.000 Pardon me?
00:02:11.000 We can say Joe Biden with Tourette's?
00:02:15.000 Well, we could say anything we want, just the fellas.
00:02:17.000 Those aren't swear words.
00:02:19.000 No, cock is a rooster.
00:02:21.000 You can say cock.
00:02:22.000 I think you can say cock on TV, can't you?
00:02:24.000 Maybe not.
00:02:25.000 Sure, cockadoodle.
00:02:26.000 Oh, my cock.
00:02:26.000 Could you say that on like on Law and Order?
00:02:30.000 I wouldn't.
00:02:30.000 Looks like his cock got stuck in the elevator, and that's why he died.
00:02:34.000 I can't see it on television because I'll never be on television.
00:02:38.000 But maybe other people can.
00:02:39.000 Your hair is...
00:02:43.000 It's supposed to be annoying?
00:02:44.000 It's for us.
00:02:45.000 Now that we lost all the losers for free, now that this is just the boys.
00:02:50.000 Why would we punish our boys?
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 I don't know.
00:02:55.000 What do you think, panel?
00:02:58.000 Oh, well, they're biased.
00:02:59.000 The blue view?
00:03:00.000 The blue view.
00:03:01.000 Regarding Ryan's hair?
00:03:03.000 Yeah.
00:03:03.000 I can't comment on dude's hair.
00:03:05.000 Oh, come on.
00:03:07.000 Well, you can get mad.
00:03:08.000 Give a Dominican barber five minutes with that.
00:03:10.000 No, please, no.
00:03:11.000 Yeah, just throw it in a wood chipper.
00:03:13.000 No.
00:03:13.000 You left your brush over here.
00:03:16.000 I did not.
00:03:16.000 That's not my brush.
00:03:18.000 Do you even use a brush?
00:03:19.000 You're probably so advanced you have all kinds of like spritzers.
00:03:22.000 No, I use my fingers.
00:03:24.000 Gonna use my fingers.
00:03:26.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.000 So, yeah, we'll be taking calls.
00:03:29.000 It's the same as every other show.
00:03:30.000 Well, the super chat's up here.
00:03:32.000 Those are going to Max and John, who are getting out on the 21st.
00:03:35.000 We're going to have a humdinger of a party.
00:03:37.000 Pente uno.
00:03:39.000 I think that's the day, yeah.
00:03:41.000 What?
00:03:41.000 Damn.
00:03:42.000 So I talked to Zenoa, his wife, and I said, so what's the plan?
00:03:48.000 And she's like, well, I'm not bringing the kids because I figured the first thing he wants to do is fuck.
00:03:52.000 I'm sorry to be rude, but.
00:03:54.000 I'm like, yeah, he's going to fuck you into a wheelchair.
00:03:58.000 Like, you're going to be rolling up to the party.
00:04:02.000 It's been four years.
00:04:05.000 He had his Fifi.
00:04:09.000 He's going to rip her in half.
00:04:11.000 She's been bodybuilding, though.
00:04:14.000 She can take a pounding.
00:04:15.000 No conjugals?
00:04:17.000 Nope.
00:04:17.000 No.
00:04:18.000 New York State conjugals only a max.
00:04:21.000 Oh.
00:04:22.000 Trailer visits.
00:04:23.000 Isn't that only with married couples?
00:04:25.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Can you lose that garbage on the side of the bar?
00:04:29.000 I don't know who put that there.
00:04:30.000 It's a TV set.
00:04:32.000 We can't have shit hanging on the bar there.
00:04:35.000 Who's responsible?
00:04:36.000 Who did that?
00:04:36.000 It's my shirt, my jacket.
00:04:38.000 John, this is a movie set.
00:04:43.000 We can't afford to have bric-a-brac hanging around.
00:04:45.000 I allow Budweisers because they're aesthetically pleasing.
00:04:49.000 But no, like, water bottles or anything.