Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 10, 2023


GOML LIVE #184 - TASER TASER TASER


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

153.51724

Word count

742

Sentence count

85

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Summary

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Vinny Parko is a former NYPD detective turned private investigator. He tells the story of how he got into trouble with the law, and how he almost got away with it. He also talks about the time he got caught with a strap-on dildo in a hotel room.

Transcript

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00:00:14.000 New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 I'm a chant, but what if I could, but I can't.
00:00:25.000 And the wind is taking the song, up through the trees, singing it wrong.
00:00:36.000 *thud*
00:00:38.000 That was, of course, the Music Machine from the mid-60s and Los Angeles pre-punk.
00:00:46.000 Fantastic band.
00:00:47.000 That was a great time for music.
00:00:49.000 The Sonics.
00:00:50.000 California was really alive.
00:00:51.000 And when these bands think they're freaking us out by screaming, you got to know that the Sonics and the Music Machine, all these 60s California bands, we're doing it first.
00:01:04.000 So we're not impressed.
00:01:05.000 I just barfed.
00:01:07.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:01:09.000 The regular cops.
00:01:10.000 We got John.
00:01:12.000 We got Dickman.
00:01:13.000 We got John.
00:01:16.000 Dickman is in the middle.
00:01:17.000 He's State Trooper.
00:01:18.000 Everyone's retired.
00:01:19.000 The other two guys are retired Bronx cops.
00:01:22.000 Grizzled, gnarly dudes who could kill you without flinching. 0.86
00:01:30.000 Not bad people, just people that society's responsible for them, I would say, because we expose them to so much carnage that they have no feelings anymore.
00:01:40.000 And then in the robber's chair, we don't have a robber.
00:01:42.000 Maddie's away this week, but we have our own Vinny Parko.
00:01:48.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Vinny Parko, a cop, a private investigator, sorry, back in 1980.
00:01:53.000 We had him on the show.
00:01:54.000 If you recall, if you go to Free Speech, the show, we had a long sit-down with Vinny.
00:01:59.000 Since then, he talked in our interview about writing some books.
00:02:04.000 He said, I'm going to write a book, a fiction book about the mafia.
00:02:10.000 And people always say they're going to write books.
00:02:11.000 They never write the books.
00:02:13.000 But he did.
00:02:15.000 Then he said, I'm going to write like a sex book, Investigations After Dark, which he did.
00:02:22.000 And he said, I'm going to write a true story about my whole life and include all the gossip, rogue P.I., and he did.
00:02:28.000 I don't know, man.
00:02:29.000 I've noticed when white people go to jail, it tends to benefit them. 1.00
00:02:33.000 They tend to do well for themselves and not complain.
00:02:36.000 But Vinny's been in jail since we last spoke to him.
00:02:39.000 Can we discuss that, Vin Meister?
00:02:43.000 What happened?
00:02:45.000 You got cart shoplifting?
00:02:46.000 No, I got...
00:02:54.000 My client hired me, and he told me that the case was 10 years old, that they were going to make an offer to him.
00:03:01.000 And he said she was 17 at the time.
00:03:03.000 And now I ran a search on it.
00:03:05.000 She was 27.
00:03:06.000 So I said, okay.
00:03:07.000 So we did an investigation, and we got her husband in a hotel room.
00:03:10.000 But wait a minute.
00:03:11.000 Wasn't the husband a Hasidic Jew?
00:03:14.000 They're Hasidic. 1.00
00:03:15.000 They're all Hasids in this story. 1.00
00:03:16.000 Right.
00:03:16.000 They're all Hasidic.
00:03:17.000 My client was Hasidic.
00:03:18.000 They were Hasidic. 1.00
00:03:20.000 So one of my girls, a very attractive girl, went to his store, got him to get a free massage.
00:03:27.000 He called her the next morning and said, where's my massage?
00:03:30.000 So we got him in the room.
00:03:32.000 The girls played around with him.
00:03:33.000 The problem was that...
00:03:37.000 What's played around?
00:03:38.000 Diddle this?
00:03:39.000 Well, one girl gave him oral.
00:03:41.000 The other girl, he gave oral to the other girl. 0.99
00:03:42.000 Then they did everything.
00:03:44.000 They copulated.
00:03:45.000 I want to talk, you know, nicely.
00:03:46.000 Was there any anal involved?
00:03:48.000 Well, then the girl, my girl, my investigator, who's not involved in the sexual part, takes out a strap on dildo, which I didn't notice.
00:03:58.000 And she said, oh, let's party.
00:04:00.000 And they had a party.
00:04:01.000 He enjoyed it.
00:04:01.000 He really had a good time.
00:04:02.000 So he got a severe reaming with a strap on dildo.
00:04:05.000 Yes.
00:04:06.000 What was he wearing at the time?
00:04:08.000 You can't take off the payas, but you can take off the drink.
00:04:11.000 He had no clothes.
00:04:12.000 So he was nude except.
00:04:13.000 He was nude.
00:04:14.000 Yeah, he was.
00:04:15.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 But here's the problem.
00:04:19.000 Getting him in the room, it was my room.
00:04:22.000 I purposely rented the room in my name because, according to the law, you cannot videotape somebody in their home, their house, their garage, or their car without their permission.
00:04:33.000 He was in my house, my place.
00:04:36.000 That makes sense.
00:04:36.000 Your hotel room is your house.
00:04:38.000 Now, the other thing was, during the trial, my lawyer asked him, said, Did you have any expectation of privacy?
00:04:43.000 He goes, no.
00:04:44.000 I said, I came in a room with three beautiful women. 1.00
00:04:48.000 So my lawyer rested the case.