Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 31, 2023


GOML LIVE #187 - COPS AND ROBBER "LAST CALL"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

129.45206

Word Count

630

Sentence Count

75

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

On this week's episode of Cops and Robber, we have our first ever call-in robber, Maddie O'Dell, who is in the hospital recovering from a head injury sustained in a carjacking attempt to rob a house.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:00:35.000 Will you help me repair my gate?
00:00:40.000 Will you help me repair my door?
00:00:46.000 Did you find what you was looking for?
00:00:51.000 Will you help me repair my gate and door?
00:01:02.000 Would you like a slice of living pound cake?
00:01:08.000 That's Afro Man.
00:01:11.000 Guy, he was our age.
00:01:13.000 He's like probably 50 now.
00:01:15.000 And he's doing his hit single there, Will You Help Me Repair My Door?
00:01:20.000 Which is an ode to police.
00:01:23.000 After kicking down both his gate and his door, he'd like them to repair the gate and the door.
00:01:28.000 But you guys don't do that, right?
00:01:31.000 The city will do it in certain instances if we kick down the wrong door.
00:01:36.000 Exactly.
00:01:37.000 And then who fixes it?
00:01:38.000 I think they just covered it.
00:01:43.000 Oh.
00:01:44.000 I would like to be a carpenter for the police.
00:01:47.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, the Thursday night show that is called Cops and Robber.
00:01:52.000 We have our cops here, John, Dick Mann, and John.
00:01:56.000 Welcome back, gentlemen.
00:01:57.000 Thank you for coming.
00:02:00.000 John 1, I don't like you having a coffee that late in the day.
00:02:03.000 You're going to be up all night.
00:02:04.000 It's Irish coffee.
00:02:07.000 It's Jameson.
00:02:08.000 Had a late night last night.
00:02:10.000 Okay.
00:02:11.000 It's late now.
00:02:12.000 All day recovering is not enough?
00:02:15.000 It was a rough night.
00:02:18.000 And then, of course, we have our robber, Maddie O'Dell.
00:02:21.000 What's up, everybody?
00:02:22.000 Good to be here.
00:02:23.000 Many crimes committed.
00:02:24.000 Robbery wasn't really your thing, though.
00:02:26.000 It's ironic we call you the robber.
00:02:28.000 No.
00:02:29.000 I did have one.
00:02:38.000 No, you were getting a guy who was talking shit, right?
00:02:40.000 Right.
00:02:41.000 But because we went into the house, they...
00:02:46.000 No, he wasn't even there or his father.
00:02:49.000 Oh.
00:02:50.000 But that's why you went.
00:02:51.000 Yeah.
00:02:53.000 So, as you know, this is the fun show where we take calls.
00:02:56.000 We've got the super chats.
00:02:58.000 I'm not sure where that money's going to go now.
00:03:00.000 Probably just into our pockets.
00:03:02.000 And we read mail.
00:03:04.000 And we go through cop videos.
00:03:06.000 And we discuss from two perspectives what they should have done, what they shouldn't have done.
00:03:12.000 But there's so much fucking news going on right now on this day, Thursday, March, whatever it is, 30th, that we got to talk about some shit before we dive into this.
00:03:24.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 One being the...
00:03:30.000 Maddie just had a bunch of shit shoved up his fucking crotch.
00:03:33.000 Out of the hospital.
00:03:35.000 Good to be home.
00:03:36.000 Thanks for all the well wishes and messages and social media outreaches.
00:03:43.000 You sound like you're dying.
00:03:46.000 You have a defin?
00:03:47.000 Are you sure they finished the job?
00:03:49.000 It's like when you get your car back from the mechanic and the light still comes on.
00:03:56.000 Exactly.
00:03:57.000 Sounds like he fucking, you know, has a fucking chicken tender stuck in his fucking shit.
00:04:01.000 My fucking Josh Denny, what's going on, Josh?
00:04:03.000 Hey, what's up, man?
00:04:04.000 How's it going?
00:04:05.000 Good.
00:04:05.000 Good to see you.
00:04:06.000 Maybe dial it down a notch there.
00:04:08.000 We're trying to...
00:04:13.000 You guys excited for the show?
00:04:14.000 We're going to get some big fucking food, okay?
00:04:17.000 Anthony, you and Anthony Coombe have seen big fucking tits?
00:04:20.000 Yeah.
00:04:21.000 Wait till you see the fucking food on my plate, motherfucker.
00:04:25.000 That's Josh.
00:04:26.000 We'll be doing a comedy show tomorrow night.
00:04:28.000 The End Racism Tour begins in Los Angeles.
00:04:32.000 Saturday, right?
00:04:33.000 Yep, Saturday night.
00:04:34.000 7.30 p.m. show is sold out.
00:04:36.000 There's still about 40 tickets for the 10 p.m. show.
00:04:39.000 That's why we're wearing these cognitive dissonance tour shirts because that was the previous comedy tour.
00:04:46.000 Kind of nervous because Jay Johnson is going to be there and he might be the funniest guy in the world.
00:04:51.000 That's awesome.