Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 04, 2023


S4E236 - THE QUEEN OF BEERS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

134.9495

Word Count

668

Sentence Count

75

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Ryan and Ryan are back from LA and back in New York talking about the trial of Donald Trump. They also talk about their weekend in LA and what it's like to be a stand-up comedian in the Big Apple.


Transcript

00:00:43.000 know it's not the same as it was In this world It's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was As it was Hey guys, welcome back to Get Off My Lam.
00:01:13.000 We're back from LA, day one of being transient.
00:01:18.000 Welcome back to New York, Ryan.
00:01:23.000 Rihanna.
00:01:25.000 Rihanna.
00:01:27.000 We have so much to discuss.
00:01:29.000 It's crazy, you guys.
00:01:31.000 I had a whole bunch of Proud Boys shit about the trial, and I can't get to it.
00:01:36.000 There's too much.
00:01:37.000 We got Trump.
00:01:38.000 We got MTG.
00:01:41.000 We got the Budweiser thing.
00:01:43.000 Please stop sending me the Budweiser thing, okay?
00:01:47.000 I'm familiar with the story.
00:01:49.000 I think we got 150 emails telling us, sometimes they're just telling us, hey, did you see this?
00:01:56.000 Yes, I did see the biggest story in the world.
00:02:02.000 But we have a lot of catch-amp news.
00:02:04.000 That opening was Harry Styles as it was, but covered by Mr. Donald Trump.
00:02:09.000 Donald Trump is being, I don't know, arraigned today, indicted, fucking mugshotted.
00:02:16.000 We've got to make a t-shirt of that mug shot, right?
00:02:18.000 It gets mugshatted.
00:02:21.000 I didn't go down.
00:02:22.000 I was considering it, but I just got a call from a buddy there who said it was pretty uneventful.
00:02:28.000 Although it's such a media circus in Manhattan right now that if one person trips, there's 700 stories.
00:02:36.000 So even though it was mostly peaceful, if you check Daily News and New York Post, you'll still see a lot of stuff.
00:02:42.000 But wait, before we get to any of this, did you see the comedy clip I sent you, Ryan?
00:02:46.000 The text?
00:02:48.000 Text?
00:02:49.000 Let me see here.
00:02:52.000 Oh, yeah, from the show?
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 Sure, sure.
00:02:55.000 You want me to play it?
00:02:56.000 Why are you not familiar with your texts?
00:02:57.000 They ring on your wrist.
00:02:59.000 I am.
00:02:59.000 I just didn't know it was for the show that you're showing me.
00:03:01.000 So you want to play it?
00:03:02.000 Yeah.
00:03:08.000 So it was two shows, 150 people each, 300 in total.
00:03:14.000 I love attention, you see.
00:03:18.000 Ah, run the attention.
00:03:20.000 Me, me, me.
00:03:21.000 Look at me.
00:03:23.000 Ah, it's so great.
00:03:25.000 Ah, me, me, ah.
00:03:26.000 I really know how to make a tailored suit look terrible, don't I?
00:03:30.000 I'm getting looked at.
00:03:32.000 I've been wearing that non-stop for 48 hours at that point.
00:03:36.000 Slept in it.
00:03:39.000 So it was a good show.
00:03:40.000 I was hilarious.
00:03:42.000 You were very funny, Ryan.
00:03:43.000 I got to hand it to you.
00:03:44.000 The audience was in stitches.
00:03:46.000 Thanks.
00:03:46.000 But I'm pissed at Carl.
00:03:48.000 Fuck that guy.
00:03:49.000 What a douche.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:51.000 I see where he's coming from.
00:03:53.000 So Ryan introduced Carl at the wrong time.
00:03:56.000 He's supposed to go in between Anthony and I, which is a weird place to put a guy like him.
00:04:01.000 He's the guy that does the Sports City Sports Sports show.
00:04:04.000 And so he was, him and Josh were both such faggots.
00:04:08.000 I actually thought they might be gay lovers.
00:04:10.000 Because they were like, what the fuck, man?
00:04:12.000 That is so fucking...
00:04:16.000 Big deal.
00:04:17.000 If I was organizing the show, I would put Anthony in front of a lesbian just to fuck with him.
00:04:22.000 And he'd go, you dick.
00:04:24.000 And we'd laugh about it.
00:04:25.000 But this big ordeal.
00:04:27.000 And it'd be one thing if it was like a big ordeal and then he went out there and was the funniest guy in the world, but it's pretty mediocre comedy, to be frank.
00:04:33.000 I felt bad.
00:04:35.000 Ah, shut up.
00:04:36.000 Because also I had to write his last name on my hand because I just didn't know it.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:41.000 And so nobody clapped immediately because I said, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Carl.
00:04:47.000 And they were like, yeah.
00:04:49.000 Yes.
00:04:49.000 I didn't give permission for him to be there, too.
00:04:51.000 Like, Jim Goad wanted to do a set.
00:04:52.000 And I said, nah, it's just the three of us, dude.
00:04:54.000 Oh, and now it looks like, oh.
00:04:55.000 And now Carl can just show up.