Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 07, 2023


GOML LIVE #188 - COPS AND ROBBER "BOYCOTT BUD"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

128.0537

Word Count

636

Sentence Count

85

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Roddy s still sick, he's still hacking his lungs out, we're still trying to ruin Budweiser by associating my name with their brand, my reputation is unsalvageable, so I might as well take some fuckers down with me. And just like we ruined Fred Perry, we ruined Bud.


Transcript

00:00:09.000 I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my titties.
00:00:14.000 Live from New York.
00:00:17.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:21.000 Baby, won't you shave them dry?
00:00:24.000 No, no, no.
00:00:26.000 Want you to grind me, baby.
00:00:29.000 Grind me until I cry.
00:00:34.000 Said, I fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
00:00:38.000 And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more.
00:00:42.000 Great God, Daddy.
00:00:44.000 Grind me, honey.
00:00:45.000 Shave me fly.
00:00:49.000 And when you hear me holler, baby, I want you to shave me dry.
00:00:57.000 I got nipples on my titty, big in my thumb.
00:01:01.000 Daddy, you say that's the kind of home you want, and you can make them come.
00:01:05.000 Oh, daddy, shave me dry.
00:01:12.000 And I give you something, baby.
00:01:15.000 Swear it'll make you cry.
00:01:21.000 It's Lucille Bogan.
00:01:24.000 Just discovered her recently.
00:01:26.000 Oh, Ryan, can we move this monitor so I can see the guys?
00:01:29.000 Sure.
00:01:30.000 Did Dusty suggest her?
00:01:32.000 No?
00:01:33.000 She's the one who said, Mick Jagger stole her line, I'll make a dead man come.
00:01:40.000 That's real life.
00:01:40.000 I don't understand that.
00:01:42.000 I don't understand.
00:01:47.000 No, I will not.
00:01:48.000 I'm on the wheel.
00:01:52.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:55.000 Of course, this is our Thursday episode of Cops and Robber.
00:02:01.000 Roddy's still sick.
00:02:02.000 He's still hacking his lungs out.
00:02:04.000 We're still trying to ruin Budweiser by associating my name with their brand.
00:02:09.000 My reputation is unsalvageable, so I might as well take some fuckers down with me.
00:02:14.000 And just like we ruined Fred Perry, we're going to ruin Bud.
00:02:17.000 Welcome to the Cops.
00:02:19.000 We have John, Dick Man, and John.
00:02:22.000 Cheers, boys.
00:02:24.000 I noticed, John, one, you're drinking Stella to avoid Amheiser-Busch.
00:02:28.000 It's made by Anne Heysel Bush.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, there's no, I think PBR maybe he could do.
00:02:35.000 Miller Light, yeah.
00:02:37.000 That's the beauty of Bud.
00:02:39.000 It's easy to quit because there's so many things like it.
00:02:42.000 Coors Light, I'm not, I find Coors taste kind of like wet cardboard.
00:02:46.000 Yeah.
00:02:48.000 I would drink Miller or like Nickel Ober.
00:02:50.000 I love Miller High Life.
00:02:51.000 Yeah.
00:02:52.000 PBR is great.
00:02:53.000 Corona.
00:02:55.000 Corona is a little fruity for my taste.
00:02:58.000 Oh, it's got fruit in it.
00:02:59.000 What are you supposed to put it in?
00:03:00.000 It's a fucking lime.
00:03:02.000 Good stuff.
00:03:06.000 As you know, we take calls at this show.
00:03:08.000 We've got the super chat coming up.
00:03:11.000 We read letters and we talk to the police and the felon about the various things we've seen on the internet.
00:03:20.000 We were just talking about black people's names before the show started.
00:03:26.000 And John 2 was telling me that he knew someone named His Highness.
00:03:32.000 What was it?
00:03:33.000 Well, there were brothers, Ya Highness.
00:03:36.000 Ya Highness.
00:03:37.000 And Ya Majesty.
00:03:38.000 Your Majesty.
00:03:41.000 And what's funny about that is naming them that worked, and they are now aristocrats who live in Saudi Arabia and do mostly corporate mergers.
00:03:54.000 Right.
00:03:54.000 They just severed ties with America.
00:03:57.000 Saudi Arabia did?
00:03:58.000 Yes, today.
00:03:59.000 Bye-bye.
00:04:00.000 Home to mommy.
00:04:01.000 Home to mommy.
00:04:02.000 Sever ties economically.
00:04:04.000 Also in today's news, Johnny Ronton's wife just died.
00:04:08.000 He married a woman much older than him, and she's been suffering from dementia for a while.
00:04:14.000 And I think her body finally went, okay, this person doesn't know what's going on.
00:04:19.000 And shut it down.
00:04:20.000 So sorry, John.
00:04:21.000 Course out for your homie.
00:04:23.000 She was a great woman.
00:04:25.000 Great woman.
00:04:26.000 I think she was Ariup from the Slitz's mother, I believe.
00:04:31.000 And John adopted Ariup.
00:04:33.000 Ariup died of breast cancer because she's a Rastafarian and decided that chemo is the Western man's way, and she's Rasta, so she's just going to take herbs.
00:04:44.000 But that didn't work out too great.
00:04:48.000 Now, John Won was at Trump's arrest.
00:04:52.000 Is that correct, sir?
00:04:54.000 I went down to the arrayment.
00:04:55.000 It was a very interesting day down there.