Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #19 - SPOOKY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:32.000 I was advised not to use the song Sam Hain to start the show because we're on thin ice here on the tube.

00:00:43.000 And anything could be the straw that breaks the YouTube's back.

00:00:50.000 But yeah, that song by Glenn Danzig of Misfits, Mother.

00:00:57.000 Tell your sister that I'm coming her way.

00:01:00.000 I forget how it goes.

00:01:01.000 Mother! 0.98

00:01:03.000 Yeah, tell your children not to come my way.

00:01:06.000 Tell your children not to come my way.

00:01:09.000 You should do it as Trump.

00:01:12.000 Frankly.

00:01:13.000 Mother, tell your children not to come my way. 0.99

00:01:17.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:01:18.000 Bone.

00:01:19.000 Don't do bone, bone, bone. 0.96

00:01:23.000 Frankly.

00:01:26.000 Mother, tell your children not to come my way. 0.99

00:01:32.000 Tell them not to hear my words.

00:01:34.000 What I do, what I say.

00:01:36.000 Mama, go back home to mama. 1.00

00:01:40.000 A lot of people, a lot of people come through the front door.

00:01:43.000 He's kind of like Chris Rock.

00:01:45.000 Lot of people.

00:01:47.000 Come through the front.

00:01:48.000 Knock, knock. 0.93

00:01:49.000 How could Terrorist be like hiding in caves?

00:01:54.000 I love that.

00:01:55.000 A lot of people would come through the front door.

00:01:57.000 Knock, knock. 0.93

00:01:58.000 Hello.

00:01:59.000 Anyone home?

00:02:00.000 Not these guys.

00:02:01.000 We're talking, of course, about Trump's press conference.

00:02:04.000 We mentioned earlier in the week, this is you cheapskates who watch the free show.

00:02:08.000 You think we spend all week making this show?

00:02:10.000 No, we spend like an hour making this show.

00:02:12.000 We do one a day.

00:02:13.000 We just give you a free one on Thursdays because we're copying it from Steven Growder.

00:02:22.000 Another song I wanted to do was Massacred and Dismembered Culture by MDC.

00:02:31.000 That's a song about the Indians and starts with, Hey, Hey Haya, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Oh!

00:02:41.000 Hey, Hiya! 1.00

00:02:45.000 I'll tell you what.

00:02:48.000 I did a sweat lodge with my wife's tribe, and I can handle anything if we know the ending.

00:02:55.000 Like at the gym today, we did these, what's it called, a circuit.

00:02:59.000 So you take a whatever it is, a barbell thingamedoodle.

00:03:03.000 The weight?

00:03:04.000 Did I get paint on me here?

00:03:05.000 And you go like that, and you do that for 45 seconds, then push-ups for 45 seconds, then plank for 45 seconds, and the kettlebell for 45 seconds, and then slam the medicine ball for 45 seconds.

00:03:14.000 So I know what's coming up, and I know we do that three times, and it takes about half an hour.

00:03:20.000 Ease peas.

00:03:21.000 But in the sweat lodge, they go, we'll do one more song, and then we'll open.

00:03:26.000 When they open up the front, it's just like cold air comes in, and it's heaven on earth.

00:03:30.000 But before that, it's hell.

00:03:31.000 And they go, okay, we're just going to do, and I think, I say, okay, I can live with that if I know what's coming.

00:03:39.000 It's like if you're on a plane, some people don't want to be woken up.

00:03:43.000 I want to wake up.

00:03:44.000 Wake me up before crashing.

00:03:45.000 I want to know what's going on.

00:03:46.000 We don't want to go softly into that good night.

00:03:50.000 But the songs were, hey, hey, yah, no, hey, no.

00:03:55.000 You're like, all right, let's wrap it up.

00:03:57.000 Hey, ah, hey, hi-yah.

00:04:00.000 They could also have been fucking with me.

00:04:03.000 Another distinct possibility.

00:04:06.000 It's hard to know where to take the beginning of the show.

00:04:08.000 Should we go the Indian route? 0.99

00:04:10.000 Is that white guys doing it?

00:04:11.000 The other thing I was thinking in the sweat lodge is, how do you know that we're not dying?

00:04:17.000 You're not a doctor.

00:04:19.000 I want a doctor here to measure my temperature.

00:04:21.000 I think we're dying.

00:04:22.000 And I did hear a story about there's these one-man sweat lodges where this guy cooked himself.

00:04:28.000 And they went to pull him out and his meat came off the bone like a delicious rib.

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00:05:42.000 I used the gummies the other night.

00:05:43.000 I was getting the horrors, or as they call them in Ireland, the hires.

00:05:48.000 And it helped immensely with that.

00:05:51.000 And as we discussed on another show this week, we learned what the hires are.

00:05:57.000 I thought the horrors were your body saying, I've run out of water to clean this blood.

00:06:02.000 Can you go have a glass of water?

00:06:04.000 No.

00:06:05.000 There's two drugs in your body.

00:06:08.000 One is to mellow you out.

00:06:09.000 One is to freak you out.

00:06:11.000 And when you take, when you drink a lot of booze, the one to mellow you out takes over because it's chemically infused with booze.

00:06:21.000 But then the one to freak you out goes down here.

00:06:23.000 So the body goes, uh-oh, the one to mellow you out is too powerful.

00:06:26.000 We need to up the one to freak you out.

00:06:28.000 And then when the booze wears off, it's just freak out.

00:06:32.000 And that's usually around 4 a.m.

00:06:34.000 What's the name of those?

00:06:34.000 Either of those drugs?

00:06:36.000 It's like Gohart, Bat?

00:06:39.000 I was looking into it all.

00:06:40.000 If you look up the horrors in our email, you should get to that.

00:06:44.000 The horrors.

00:06:45.000 because it's helped me when I have the horrors realize, oh, I know what's going on right now.

00:06:52.000 The bat hat.

00:06:53.000 Look, am I have to fucking do this, Ryan?

00:06:56.000 Why are you so useless at everything?

00:06:58.000 Watch how fast this is.

00:06:59.000 Go over to the email.

00:07:01.000 You look in the search bar.

00:07:03.000 Horror horrors.

00:07:05.000 Oh, here we go.

00:07:07.000 Horrors are from this letter from James, and the drugs are GABA and glutamate.

00:07:12.000 Why is that so hard?

00:07:15.000 The horrors.

00:07:16.000 Were you spelling it like prostitutes?

00:07:18.000 Nope.

00:07:20.000 Well, what happened?

00:07:22.000 Let's get to the bottom of this.

00:07:25.000 Let me see.

00:07:26.000 Horrors.

00:07:27.000 It should be the first thing that pops up no matter what's our code.

00:07:30.000 It wasn't searching all.

00:07:32.000 Oh, Vay.

00:07:34.000 You believe what I have to go through, people?

00:07:36.000 And I guess you do, because you probably are associated with millennials in some way.

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00:09:14.000 I'm boiling already, and I don't have a shirt on.

00:09:17.000 Why is this studio so hot?

00:09:19.000 I don't know.

00:09:20.000 I'm doing all right.

00:09:21.000 Why is Halloween so hot?

00:09:22.000 It's 70 degrees today.

00:09:24.000 Sheesh.

00:09:25.000 When is this going to end?

00:09:26.000 I didn't know I lived in fucking Florida.

00:09:28.000 Now I'm in a pissy mood.

00:09:30.000 This is dry heat, though.

00:09:31.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99

00:09:32.000 It's not dry heat at all.

00:09:33.000 I'm soaking.

00:09:35.000 And if we put on the AC, then it'll bother the viewers.

00:09:38.000 All right.

00:09:39.000 Let's start the show, shall we?

00:09:41.000 Sam Hain.

00:09:43.000 I love Halloween, and I know that a lot of people see this and they go, hey, you're appropriating native culture.

00:09:48.000 I would like everyone to know that if you celebrate Halloween, you are appropriating my culture.

00:09:55.000 Sam Hain is a celebration that goes back, they say 2,000 years.

00:10:00.000 I think prehistoric Ireland is more like Neolithic.

00:10:03.000 It's more like 5,000 years old.

00:10:06.000 And we had guys in Ireland, pre-Celtics, pre-the Scottish soccer team, who had little grass huts and they had, there we go, and they had mud huts and they had those huts that are just grass.

00:10:20.000 It sort of looks like Africa today, basically.

00:10:23.000 I guess I'm implying that some countries are a thousand years behind others.

00:10:27.000 But anyway.

00:10:30.000 And during that time, we were pagans.

00:10:32.000 People say they want to end the patriarchy.

00:10:33.000 We tried that.

00:10:34.000 Paganism was a matriarchy. 1.00

00:10:36.000 And what did we do?

00:10:37.000 We sacrificed babies.

00:10:39.000 We gave virgins to the gods.

00:10:42.000 And we had this bizarre celebration called Samhane, wherein I guess there's a sort of an opaque wall between the dead and the living, and it fluctuates over time according to the sun.

00:10:52.000 The pagans are all about the sun, right?

00:10:54.000 So on October 31st, the day of the harvest, the line between dead and alive is at its most thin.

00:11:00.000 And sometimes some ghosts can come through the barrier and plop onto your front doorstep.

00:11:07.000 So there's many things you can do to thwart that.

00:11:10.000 You can put food in the front of your house.

00:11:12.000 Maybe they'll go grab an apple.

00:11:14.000 Why the fuck would a ghost want an apple?

00:11:16.000 I'm going to go invade that.

00:11:17.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:11:19.000 Forget it.

00:11:20.000 And then he's trying to bite it.

00:11:21.000 He can't get his teeth in.

00:11:23.000 You could also walk around dressed as a ghost so they wouldn't recognize you.

00:11:28.000 I personally think the Irish are drunks, so they're getting pissed on meat or whatever. 1.00

00:11:34.000 And when you're partying, you want to be with your dead friends.

00:11:36.000 And, you know, the death rate back then was probably like 20.

00:11:40.000 So you want to hang out with your fellow 20-year-olds who died so they can come.

00:11:44.000 We write it into the contract that as the dead are moving around, some of your buddies can come party with you.

00:11:49.000 And they would have these big ceremonies with antlers and big headdresses made of leaves.

00:11:55.000 And they'd have fire with this one fire that everyone had to get their bonfire from, travel for miles.

00:12:01.000 You couldn't have your own fire.

00:12:02.000 It all had to come from the same place.

00:12:04.000 And you'd have these big cryptic ceremonies.

00:12:06.000 Oh, it was all spooky and weird.

00:12:09.000 And your dead relatives would show up and party with you.

00:12:13.000 And then sometimes bad relatives would be there.

00:12:14.000 So you dress as a demon.

00:12:16.000 So if the bad ghosts came to talk to you, you'd just be like, I'm also dead.

00:12:22.000 And then when you saw your uncle, you'd go, pst, Strachan, it's me.

00:12:26.000 You go, you're Eitan.

00:12:28.000 Yeah, I'm okay.

00:12:30.000 Hey, why didn't you tell anyone you're gay?

00:12:32.000 No one cares.

00:12:33.000 It was like, well, you died in 2017.

00:12:37.000 I mean, you could have come out anytime after 1980, and it would have been pretty reasonable.

00:12:42.000 The fuck?

00:12:43.000 You could have been smoking hogs the whole time. 1.00

00:12:45.000 Instead, you live with Nana.

00:12:47.000 What was that about?

00:12:49.000 Look, are we going to dwell on the past here?

00:12:51.000 You think I come back to Earth for one night to get interrogated about homosexuality?

00:12:57.000 Do you fuck male dudes? 1.00

00:12:59.000 Male ghosts?

00:13:00.000 Look, that's enough!

00:13:03.000 And then, And then the Catholics showed up. 0.99

00:13:10.000 The Romans, I think this is about the 7th century now.

00:13:13.000 So it's been thousands of years.

00:13:16.000 Sam Hain has been going on.

00:13:17.000 Thousands.

00:13:18.000 Let's say, isn't that 9,000 years?

00:13:21.000 2,000 years ago, 7th century AD?

00:13:25.000 Am I stupid?

00:13:27.000 Yeah, I think I am.

00:13:28.000 That sounds good to me.

00:13:30.000 700 years ago.

00:13:31.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:13:32.000 If it was 2,000 years ago when it started, then it probably went, the birth of Christ, right, was 2,000 years ago.

00:13:40.000 So it started around the same time as Christ?

00:13:43.000 I'm having some trouble.

00:13:44.000 Sounds about right.

00:13:45.000 But it took a while for the Christies to make it up to Ireland.

00:13:48.000 Maybe the year 700 AD?

00:13:51.000 Is that the 7th century?

00:13:52.000 Fuck, I'm dumb.

00:13:53.000 600 AD?

00:13:54.000 Anyway, so it's been around for like 2.5,000 years.

00:13:57.000 And the Catholics had a good trick, which I support, where they said, this is a little dark. 1.00

00:14:04.000 So we'll let you do your spooky monster night.

00:14:07.000 But then we're going to match it to Hallows Eve, where we worship saints the next day.

00:14:12.000 And then the day after that, I forget the name of that day.

00:14:16.000 All Saints Day.

00:14:18.000 That's Hallow Day.

00:14:19.000 That's the night before.

00:14:21.000 That's the day after Halloween.

00:14:23.000 But there's another one after that where they worship dead Christians. 0.78

00:14:26.000 They pray for dead Christians. 1.00

00:14:27.000 Can we get back to that, please?

00:14:29.000 We're at 250 Christians being murdered every single fucking day.

00:14:36.000 Nobody's talking about that.

00:14:37.000 90,000 Christians a year are murdered by Islamicists. 1.00

00:14:43.000 How about a day to recognize that?

00:14:47.000 We had one, right?

00:14:48.000 It's, what do we take?

00:14:49.000 It's Thursday?

00:14:51.000 It would have been Saturday.

00:14:52.000 Can we pour a little bit out for our dead homies? 1.00

00:14:52.000 Hey, Saturday. 1.00

00:14:54.000 Our dead Christian homies. 1.00

00:14:58.000 And then the Irish brought it to, so it became a European thing.

00:15:03.000 The Spanish brought it to Mexico, which is why they do Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead thing with their skull masks, which look really cool, by the way. 0.96

00:15:11.000 And then the Irish and the Scots brought it to America during the potato famine 1850s.

00:15:16.000 And they brought their silly little customs like playing pranks and getting wasted and vandalizing people's homes.

00:15:28.000 And that went on for almost 100 years.

00:15:31.000 And like in the 1930s, Halloween in America was sort of like the purge.

00:15:36.000 You were dead if you were caught walking in the streets.

00:15:39.000 And you know who ran the streets?

00:15:41.000 You know what gang ran the streets?

00:15:43.000 Children.

00:15:45.000 It was their purge night.

00:15:47.000 So they would vandalize your property, scare the living shit out of you, run around at night, terrorizing people.

00:15:56.000 They ran the show.

00:15:59.000 And eventually the tricks became a bribe.

00:16:02.000 Here's some candy.

00:16:03.000 This is extortion.

00:16:04.000 Oh.

00:16:05.000 Please don't vandalize my house.

00:16:07.000 And I think that's Scotch-Irish culture.

00:16:09.000 Trick or treat?

00:16:11.000 One or the other.

00:16:11.000 Yes.

00:16:12.000 You pick.

00:16:12.000 And the trick is like your windows are smashed.

00:16:15.000 Just a trick.

00:16:16.000 But so that's Scotch-Irish culture.

00:16:17.000 But then the German Protestants wund van come to town and the Germans like order. 0.99

00:16:23.000 So after World War II, when we had some prosperity, the Germans decided that, or I shouldn't say the Germans, the people of Germanic descent, they were no longer very proud of being German.

00:16:34.000 We just had a world war.

00:16:35.000 But in the 50s, the people with German DNA, the Protestants, said, yeah, no more of this. 0.97

00:16:41.000 And they imposed order.

00:16:42.000 And then it became a much more family-friendly, less purgy kind of a night.

00:16:47.000 That's 1950 till now.

00:16:50.000 But it's still kind of true.

00:16:51.000 Like, I'm going to have this rule tonight at the house.

00:16:54.000 If you have a shitty costume, you're getting a smarty.

00:16:57.000 I'm going to have full bars for people with good costumes.

00:17:01.000 And I bet you I get vandalized.

00:17:02.000 I bet they smash this pumpkin for it.

00:17:06.000 That's the price you pay.

00:17:07.000 It's called justice.

00:17:10.000 Anyway.

00:17:14.000 That's the price you pay.

00:17:15.000 Oh, speaking of the price you pay, have you heard about this Deadspin controversy going around?

00:17:20.000 What number is that on my notes?

00:17:22.000 I think it might be the end.

00:17:24.000 Or did I even include it?

00:17:26.000 Deadspin employees.

00:17:27.000 Deadspin is a sports site.

00:17:30.000 And they were told.

00:17:32.000 Yeah, 13.

00:17:34.000 They were told, look, stop writing about social justice warrior shit.

00:17:38.000 Have you ever heard the term get woke, go broke?

00:17:41.000 It doesn't pay the bills.

00:17:43.000 It's annoying.

00:17:44.000 When you say intersectionality and shit like that, you bore the shit out of people.

00:17:48.000 When you talk about how everyone is a Nazi and how if you're talking about football, you got to talk about the Redskins and how their name is racist.

00:17:57.000 Or if you're talking about football, you got to talk about Colin Kaepernick kneeling down.

00:18:00.000 Or if you talk about soccer, you have to talk about the fascists at games and how Antifa is fighting the good fight.

00:18:05.000 Or if you talk about women's soccer, you have to talk about how they're getting paid less than men. 1.00

00:18:09.000 It might have something to do with the fact that they suck.

00:18:11.000 Or if you're talking about cyclists, you got to talk about this wonderful trans cyclist who is totally kicking ass and dominating at female sports and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:18:21.000 When you do that, you go broke because people can't relate to you because it's only interesting to the select few who took these crazy classes in high school.

00:18:30.000 Like Philosophy of Self was one when I was in school.

00:18:34.000 Philosophy of Love was another.

00:18:35.000 There was one called Rock and Roll.

00:18:37.000 I'm taking, that was crazy to me in 1988 when I started going to college.

00:18:43.000 But now, rock and roll is basically math to them.

00:18:48.000 And so they said, we're either fighting for justice and defending ourselves against President Donald Trump, or we quit.

00:18:58.000 And the editor said, fine, I don't think you get this.

00:19:00.000 We're going bankrupt if we keep with this esoteric shit.

00:19:04.000 A mass exodus is happening at Dead Spin in real time.

00:19:08.000 Right now, it's breaking my heart.

00:19:09.000 Even if these people, a group of boarders, commentators, and critics I have profound respect for, are doing something brave and noble.

00:19:16.000 Now, you ready for a kookie take? 1.00

00:19:20.000 Trump?

00:19:21.000 Of course I am.

00:19:22.000 Love kookie takes. 0.98

00:19:24.000 Most people.

00:19:25.000 And taking kookie takes.

00:19:26.000 They go through the front door.

00:19:27.000 They knock on the door.

00:19:28.000 Hello?

00:19:28.000 Anybody home?

00:19:30.000 I come around the side.

00:19:31.000 I'm going to flank it.

00:19:32.000 I agree with them.

00:19:35.000 What do we say at this show?

00:19:36.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:19:39.000 These people are convinced that they're doing the right thing.

00:19:43.000 They're convinced that their editor is doing the wrong thing.

00:19:48.000 They may be factually wrong.

00:19:51.000 But if that's your conviction, then stand by your convictions.

00:19:55.000 Die with your boots on.

00:19:57.000 If you're a flat earther and you work at NASA and they said you either could agree that the Earth is a sphere or you're fired, say, fuck you.

00:20:07.000 I'm a flat earther.

00:20:09.000 See, when I say stand up for yourself, I'm including people who are wrong.

00:20:14.000 And I still think it's relatively healthy.

00:20:16.000 I think they will realize that they were wrong and that it wasn't hardcore as hell and that they were pushing for their boss to go bankrupt.

00:20:26.000 And that's a good lesson to learn.

00:20:27.000 My grandfather, Johnny McInnes, was the head of the Communist Party in Glasgow.

00:20:33.000 He was head of the union at his paper mill, and they kept pushing up the workers' wages until not just that paper mill went under, that newspaper, but the entire newspaper industry.

00:20:42.000 Glasgow used to be where all tabloids came from.

00:20:45.000 They invented the concept of the tabloid, the New York Post, that's Goswegian. 1.00

00:20:50.000 They blew it.

00:20:52.000 So this is a good lesson to learn capitalism.

00:20:55.000 Like I saw this woman on Shark Tank, and she had spent about $200,000 of her brother's money on fridge decals. 0.97

00:21:04.000 It's a giant laminant you put on your fridge, and it could be anything.

00:21:08.000 It could be a night sky.

00:21:10.000 It could be a horse.

00:21:12.000 What?

00:21:12.000 And it's going to make your fridge look better.

00:21:14.000 Basically, she just bought a bunch of sheets of magnetic paper that were fridge-shaped.

00:21:19.000 And fridges are all shaped different, too.

00:21:21.000 And I just thought, you learned a good lesson.

00:21:23.000 It's unfortunate that you blew $250,000 of your brother's savings.

00:21:29.000 But that's capitalism.

00:21:30.000 You try shit out.

00:21:31.000 I had a restaurant.

00:21:32.000 It failed.

00:21:33.000 I had an app with the rapper NAS, where you get to use the store's Wi-Fi.

00:21:41.000 And we were very successful with that.

00:21:43.000 Sold it for a fortune.

00:21:44.000 Swarm. 0.89

00:21:47.000 Is that what it was called?

00:21:48.000 Did I forget the name of my own company?

00:21:49.000 Fridge Fronts.

00:21:50.000 No, yeah, there's Fridge Fronts.

00:21:52.000 Look at that.

00:21:54.000 No.

00:21:55.000 The answer is no.

00:21:56.000 Every time I watch that show, too, I'm just going, fucking say yes, you bitch. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Say yes to anything.

00:22:02.000 You're already in a free commercial that's taking up five minutes of a major network's time.

00:22:11.000 So yeah, they're wrong, but I support this.

00:22:15.000 What was the name of my company with NAS?

00:22:18.000 NAS?

00:22:19.000 Let me just do it myself.

00:22:20.000 Swarm?

00:22:21.000 Yes.

00:22:22.000 Was it?

00:22:23.000 Swarm, a mobile tool for retailers, raises $1 million from NAS.

00:22:26.000 And co-founder of Vice, Gavin Gimmis.

00:22:28.000 That went great.

00:22:30.000 The ad agency that went under when I said trannies are just mentally old gays, that went great. 1.00

00:22:34.000 We sold that to Havas for a fortune.

00:22:37.000 Learned lessons.

00:22:38.000 I'm not a restaurateur.

00:22:40.000 I wrote comedy shows, pilots for comedy TV.

00:22:44.000 None of them got picked up.

00:22:46.000 I mean, they paid for me to write them, but they never went to air.

00:22:49.000 Okay.

00:22:50.000 That's not for me.

00:22:51.000 You know what I'm saying here?

00:22:54.000 Anyway, any his.

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00:24:11.000 I'm getting really good at these.

00:24:13.000 Did you hear that?

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00:24:21.000 Ba-da-da-da-da. 0.93

00:24:24.000 Speaking of Trump, you're not going to believe this.

00:24:27.000 So that bitch who we all love, the German shepherd who killed Baghdadi, right? 1.00

00:24:32.000 She's literally a bitch. 1.00

00:24:33.000 Someone tweeted out this picture of...

00:24:38.000 How come we don't know her name?

00:24:40.000 Are they keeping it private so she doesn't get doxxed?

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 She doesn't get doxed.

00:24:43.000 I've heard that.

00:24:44.000 Really?

00:24:45.000 I scrolled past something like that on Instagram, yes.

00:24:47.000 I guess that makes sense.

00:24:48.000 It's about releasing the dog.

00:24:49.000 If they find her name, then they go to that particular canine unit and look at the whole thing.

00:24:53.000 Look in the phone book.

00:24:55.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 In the yellow pages.

00:24:58.000 So someone, and I cannot say this word clearly enough, clearly photoshopped a picture of the dog receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor, right?

00:25:15.000 And the New York Times' headline is, that's not real.

00:25:20.000 This is like, I love that Greg Guttfeld called Brian Stettler a turgid tattletale.

00:25:24.000 And Ezra Levance said, I go to report on Tommy Robinson and I pull my phone out.

00:25:28.000 And everyone's talking about how I broke the law of journalism, because journalists are allowed to have their phone in the old bill, the old Bailey or whatever it's called in London.

00:25:39.000 And he goes, they're all tattletales.

00:25:41.000 That's what journalists do now.

00:25:43.000 They're tattletales.

00:25:45.000 They're even sub-activists.

00:25:46.000 Journalists were journalists.

00:25:48.000 Then they became activists.

00:25:49.000 Now they're just snarky little bitchy snitches. 1.00

00:25:54.000 And so they see this, and instead of going, I don't find that funny, they're totally humorless.

00:26:00.000 They're like that fat lesbian you knew in college that was offended by everything. 1.00

00:26:04.000 They're offended by this, and they call it Trump tweets faked photo of Hero Dog Getting.

00:26:10.000 It's not a real picture.

00:26:12.000 And everyone with even a grain of a sense of humor goes, What are you doing, journalists?

00:26:20.000 Is that who it is?

00:26:21.000 What a pussy. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Niraj Choksky and this chick.

00:26:26.000 Karen.

00:26:28.000 Imagine how gross their sex is. 1.00

00:26:30.000 You think it is?

00:26:31.000 I mean, they're individual sex. 0.85

00:26:31.000 No, they don't fuck. 0.85

00:26:32.000 Oh, God.

00:26:34.000 Anyway, so they're a little flummoxed because when they say it's fake, people go, yeah, thanks for the news flash.

00:26:43.000 And then they go, well, it's degrading to the original guy.

00:26:48.000 What's his name?

00:26:49.000 James McLaughlin.

00:26:51.000 McLoughan?

00:26:52.000 I wonder how James McLaughlin feels.

00:26:55.000 And he goes, you know what he said?

00:26:58.000 He goes, I thought it was pretty funny.

00:27:01.000 I thought it was good.

00:27:02.000 I got to be honest, though, I'm kind of worried about the dog.

00:27:05.000 Did he get hurt?

00:27:06.000 I mean, I'm a medic.

00:27:06.000 I was a medic in Vietnam.

00:27:07.000 So once a medic, I was a medic.

00:27:09.000 But I know it sounds kind of school mommy-ish, but I am worried about the dog's health.

00:27:16.000 But the picture, that was funny.

00:27:20.000 Fucking idiots.

00:27:23.000 The humorless left.

00:27:24.000 Um.

00:27:27.000 I love you.

00:27:29.000 Bye.

00:27:31.000 I bought, I've been getting more and more perverted.

00:27:31.000 I was returning.

00:27:34.000 It might be this testosterone supplement I started.

00:27:36.000 Chalicepinamine or something.

00:27:39.000 It's to help women be more fertile. 1.00

00:27:42.000 But with men, it tricks your balls into making more testosterone. 0.99

00:27:46.000 And I've noticed at the gym, the heavy bags just, I punch the heavy bag and sand comes pouring out.

00:27:52.000 Wow.

00:27:54.000 What?

00:27:55.000 You punch it so hard that the filling of the thing leaks?

00:27:59.000 You are worrying me now.

00:28:02.000 This is like the Vimeo video.

00:28:04.000 That's very strong.

00:28:05.000 I got a strange notice from Vimeo this morning that said I'm banned for violating.

00:28:10.000 And I thought, oh yeah, I forgot I even had a Vimeo account.

00:28:12.000 I haven't used it in eight years.

00:28:14.000 And so I went, I found it on my computer.

00:28:16.000 I go, wait, it's still up.

00:28:18.000 You said I violated your guidelines.

00:28:19.000 So I thought, maybe they're about to take it down.

00:28:20.000 They're giving me 24 hours.

00:28:21.000 So I go, let's unload everything.

00:28:23.000 And the only thing I had there of value is this documentary I made with Penny Rimbaud of the anarcho-punk band Crass.

00:28:30.000 And he's talking about what inspired Crass and argued the anarcho-punk movement and unfortunately Antifa was his friend Wally Hope was this sort of revolutionary hippie back in the 60s.

00:28:40.000 And he started the whole, let's go to Stonehenge and have parties around Stonehenge.

00:28:46.000 Before Stonehenge was just rocks.

00:28:48.000 And the authorities, there he is, Wally Hope.

00:28:50.000 They saw him as a threat and they took him to a mental institution and sort of lobotomized him to death.

00:29:00.000 The state murdered Wally Hope.

00:29:01.000 Anyway, it's a good story.

00:29:02.000 I downloaded it.

00:29:03.000 But then I was looking at the other videos I have there and it's all garbage.

00:29:06.000 But one of them was this thing that got taken down immediately.

00:29:09.000 This was big in like 2008.

00:29:13.000 And yeah, it was these, I think they're Christian, but they're hipsters. 1.00

00:29:17.000 And wait, Brian, stop.

00:29:19.000 You're wasting all of this gold.

00:29:22.000 They were pushing, it was a GoFundMe to push forts.

00:29:27.000 Oh, I wonder if I'll get a strike on YouTube because of this.

00:29:30.000 It's inevitable.

00:29:32.000 We can't not do the show.

00:29:33.000 This is my problem with Clown World.

00:29:35.000 Clown World is gray.

00:29:37.000 There's no mistakes.

00:29:38.000 There's no typos.

00:29:40.000 You don't wear this headdress.

00:29:42.000 That's offending people.

00:29:43.000 You can dress up as a Scotsman because you're Scottish.

00:29:46.000 No swearing.

00:29:47.000 No wondering.

00:29:49.000 Larry Summers can't say, I wonder if men have more of a predilection to math and science than women. 0.67

00:29:54.000 No.

00:29:55.000 Claivin Bundy can't wonder about slavery.

00:29:58.000 No interrogatives.

00:30:00.000 Rouche V can't wonder if women would be a lot more careful about who they brought home if you weren't allowed to press rape charges after someone was invited into a home. 1.00

00:30:08.000 He brought that up as a hypothetical.

00:30:09.000 No hypotheticals.

00:30:10.000 No color.

00:30:12.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:30:15.000 I literally don't have time for that.

00:30:17.000 So I guess I'll risk playing this video that probably got me banned from Vimeo.

00:30:20.000 But it's worth it, man.

00:30:22.000 Get fired.

00:30:26.000 Hi, I'm Wes.

00:30:27.000 Hi, Les.

00:30:28.000 I'm Ash.

00:30:29.000 I'm Emmy.

00:30:30.000 I'm Max.

00:30:31.000 We all have the same amount of testosterone, which is zero.

00:30:34.000 ...change the way you live.

00:30:35.000 Can afford to profoundly change the way you listen.

00:30:37.000 Interact.

00:30:38.000 Engage.

00:30:39.000 Give.

00:30:39.000 Explore.

00:30:40.000 Teach.

00:30:41.000 Create.

00:30:42.000 Share.

00:30:43.000 Ask, act, and empower.

00:30:45.000 This is like 2008.

00:30:47.000 This is 10 years old.

00:30:49.000 We've been doing this shit for a while now.

00:30:51.000 This is not brand new.

00:30:53.000 This is pre-Trump.

00:30:57.000 Let me hear them.

00:30:58.000 You're asking questions, you're putting action to those questions, and you're learning to empower and be empowered.

00:31:03.000 By participating in this asking, acting, and empowering, you're living out the in-between moments of your life.

00:31:09.000 After all, your life isn't made up of bold exclamations, but days, hours, minutes, and seconds.

00:31:14.000 Days, hours, minutes, seconds.

00:31:16.000 Okay, now, speaking of Ryan worrying me, his takeaway from this is that these people are badasses and this looks super cool.

00:31:24.000 No, that looks like a long fall.

00:31:27.000 Ryan, when you fall at an angle like that, it doesn't hurt, especially when it's sort of British pastoral grass and those look like those.

00:31:35.000 Cactus grass things.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, that, what do you call it?

00:31:38.000 The plants that hold a lot of water?

00:31:39.000 Succulents?

00:31:40.000 Those look like succulents.

00:31:42.000 They're coming down at a crazy angle.

00:31:44.000 That looks going down gravel.

00:31:46.000 As somebody who basically broke my Cossacks, that just triggers me.

00:31:50.000 I see landing on butts. 0.50

00:31:51.000 Bad news.

00:31:52.000 So when I say I punched a heavy bag and sand came out, I have no idea if Ryan thinks I'm serious or not.

00:31:56.000 He believed me that my wife got, what's it called?

00:32:01.000 Fireball.

00:32:02.000 Tattooed on her neck.

00:32:04.000 And I said, we're having a big fight about it.

00:32:05.000 I'm really pissed.

00:32:05.000 And he's like, wow, that's fucked up, man.

00:32:07.000 He believed me for days.

00:32:09.000 Yeah.

00:32:10.000 And you believe me that I, do you believe me that I destroyed a punching bag?

00:32:14.000 No.

00:32:14.000 Okay.

00:32:15.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:32:17.000 The fireball seemed realistic, though, for some reason.

00:32:20.000 I don't know.

00:32:20.000 She's a mother in the suburbs, a middle-class woman with three children, and she picks them up from school.

00:32:27.000 It was like, she's kind of kooky.

00:32:35.000 And then she wound up thinking that we were joking her because they're like, there's no way he believes this.

00:32:40.000 That's my favorite part.

00:32:41.000 No, that's not really a part, Ryan.

00:32:43.000 All she did was go, really?

00:32:45.000 That's it.

00:32:45.000 I thought she was laughing her head off.

00:32:47.000 Yeah, she was laughing her head off in the car at you because we were on speakerphone and you kept going, no way. 1.00

00:32:52.000 Holy shit, that's intense.

00:32:53.000 So what are you doing now?

00:32:54.000 And I go, well, I'm staying in a motel.

00:32:57.000 But I understand.

00:32:58.000 She's the one who fucked up.

00:32:59.000 And I'm staying in a motel?

00:33:00.000 And you're like, oh, that sucks.

00:33:01.000 What motel?

00:33:03.000 And she was laughing her head off in the car hearing you ask that. 0.99

00:33:05.000 Right.

00:33:06.000 I thought you told me that she thought she was being pranked. 0.64

00:33:09.000 She was like, you guys are setting me up.

00:33:11.000 No.

00:33:12.000 Well, yes, for eight seconds.

00:33:14.000 You were like four days.

00:33:17.000 Anyway, the reason I bring up that punching bag thing and everything and how horny I am is I've been buying lingerie and stuff.

00:33:25.000 And I bought these stilettos that are fucking intense.

00:33:30.000 They classy.

00:33:31.000 You know, they're not like the cheesy stripper shoes, but I got them a size too small.

00:33:35.000 So I go to Amazon and I go, I've never done this before, but can I take these shoes back?

00:33:39.000 And they go, yeah.

00:33:40.000 You click here and then it goes, done.

00:33:43.000 And I said, what?

00:33:44.000 And I thought, this can't be that simple.

00:33:44.000 Okay.

00:33:46.000 It didn't even tell me to print anything out.

00:33:47.000 So I took a picture of the weird little icon it sends you.

00:33:50.000 And then they go, go to a UPS store.

00:33:52.000 We're good.

00:33:57.000 And it was exactly like Eddie Murphy's sketch, white like me, where he's white for a day and everything works out for him.

00:34:02.000 So I go to the UPS store and I go, hey, these shoes are too small.

00:34:06.000 I just give them to you.

00:34:07.000 And he goes, well, do you got the symbol?

00:34:09.000 And I go, I took a picture of this on my phone.

00:34:12.000 And he goes, boop.

00:34:13.000 All right, you're good.

00:34:14.000 Bye.

00:34:16.000 He's going to wrap them.

00:34:17.000 He'll send them back.

00:34:18.000 Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

00:34:19.000 I was in that UPS store.

00:34:21.000 I'm not going to exaggerate for 17 seconds.

00:34:25.000 That's amazing.

00:34:26.000 As long as the Proud Boys fight that got two men in prison for four years.

00:34:31.000 And I just thought, fuck, fuck capitalism.

00:34:35.000 Like, you compare that free market setup that UPS has to the post office, where I'm told they don't even pay tax because they were around before the government.

00:34:45.000 So they got some deal where there's no tax.

00:34:47.000 They definitely don't pay as much tax as UPS and FedEx.

00:34:50.000 I thought, you compare the torture chamber that is the post office.

00:34:55.000 Going to the post office in America is like getting in a time space portal and being zapped to Czechoslovakia or Stalingrad or some shit or Venezuela.

00:35:07.000 Some shit, shitty shithole socialist country.

00:35:10.000 Even their shirts are kind of dirty and they have like things, their sleeves are coming out of the bottom of their things and they go back and they're gone for an hour back there finding the thing.

00:35:19.000 And they're always like, that'll be $140, please.

00:35:23.000 What?

00:35:24.000 Sending books to Canada is way more expensive than the books.

00:35:29.000 Anyway, so I thought I should tell you about my sex life.

00:35:35.000 I actually, my wife put on this outfit with garter belts and everything. 1.00

00:35:38.000 And I actually have footage of myself seeing her come out of her changing area and into the main part of the bedroom.

00:35:48.000 This is not numbered, actually.

00:35:50.000 So you'll just have to figure it out.

00:35:52.000 This is when I just, the door opened and she was standing there. 1.00

00:35:59.000 Oh my.

00:36:01.000 That's her putting on the garter belt, like attaching the stockings. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Oh my god!

00:36:07.000 Yeah, and then that's when I noticed the way it supports the boobs. 1.00

00:36:14.000 And then this is her turning around, just coming up.

00:36:18.000 Not yet.

00:36:18.000 She hasn't turned around yet, but I can tell she's about to turn around.

00:36:24.000 That's her turning around. 0.96

00:36:26.000 Taking one last look, sir.

00:36:29.000 Oh, no!

00:36:30.000 No!

00:36:30.000 What?

00:36:31.000 That's her going just to go pee first. 1.00

00:36:33.000 She said, hold on, I'll be right back.

00:36:34.000 I got to go to go pee.

00:36:36.000 So that's me waiting for her to come back from the bathroom. 0.98

00:36:41.000 What a fucking loser you are, sir.

00:36:46.000 It's not even a good movie.

00:36:48.000 Imagine being that excited about a chick.

00:36:51.000 A magic chick kicking ass. 1.00

00:36:53.000 Kicking monsters' asses.

00:36:55.000 It's a children's book.

00:36:58.000 What?

00:36:59.000 What?

00:37:01.000 What is going on?

00:37:04.000 What a loser.

00:37:08.000 Imagine being in a fight with him.

00:37:10.000 Dude, I need help over here.

00:37:12.000 I'm trying.

00:37:13.000 He would just faint.

00:37:16.000 You'd show up, you'd leave the bar, and these two guys would go, yo, we got a problem with you, motherfucker. 0.87

00:37:20.000 And I go, holy shit, this is it, dude.

00:37:22.000 Okay, I'll try to take this guy.

00:37:24.000 And you'd look over at him and he would just go, vlumph.

00:37:27.000 He would definitely just be out.

00:37:30.000 It would be, what's those animals that faint all the time?

00:37:32.000 Those goats? 0.83

00:37:33.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 Or I think there's, don't mice constantly faint?

00:37:36.000 They're so high strung that they get freaked out and just collapse.

00:37:43.000 So that's how I feel when she's wearing lingerie.

00:37:45.000 And then I also have videotape of the actual act when we make love.

00:37:51.000 This is how I feel.

00:37:53.000 And I think this is how most men feel when they're my age, 49, and your beautiful wife is paying attention to you.

00:37:59.000 No, that was it.

00:38:01.000 I just, I guess I didn't queue it up well enough.

00:38:03.000 Maybe go like way in there.

00:38:05.000 A little more.

00:38:10.000 Yeah, that's about it.

00:38:12.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:38:15.000 We always share a laugh.

00:38:17.000 So with all my clients, you speak about what's going on in your immediate life or things that you're planning for in the future.

00:38:23.000 This is her saying, what kind of stuff do you want to do?

00:38:25.000 Expectations.

00:38:26.000 You want to force around first or just get right into it?

00:38:29.000 Whatever you got.

00:38:30.000 What?

00:38:35.000 To be the first time you've made a bed space.

00:38:37.000 What the hell is she making there? 1.00

00:38:39.000 This is his parents helping them out.

00:38:42.000 That was a weird bed.

00:38:43.000 Maybe it wasn't fully extended.

00:38:43.000 Did you see that?

00:38:47.000 And then my mom would lay out rose petals for us.

00:38:49.000 Here, jump ahead a bit.

00:38:50.000 Never seen anything like this before.

00:38:54.000 Thank you.

00:38:56.000 This is them on their date.

00:38:57.000 I'm going to go home and probably get a little bit of a break.

00:38:59.000 It looks so expensive, By the way, I think the Australian dollar is about 60 cents on the American, and she's got all these 50s.

00:39:05.000 The mom, it's a wad.

00:39:09.000 I think it's like 3,000 bucks or more.

00:39:13.000 Nice.

00:39:14.000 This is my honeymoon.

00:39:15.000 "A rough day, too.

00:39:20.000 Jump ahead a bit.

00:39:21.000 This is how men feel.

00:39:23.000 It's beautiful.

00:39:25.000 And we'll make a movie.

00:39:26.000 I want to show people.

00:39:27.000 Make a movie?

00:39:28.000 No, thank you.

00:39:30.000 She's in a relationship, by the way.

00:39:34.000 She washes in first. 1.00

00:39:35.000 I better get a washing if it's them. 0.99

00:39:36.000 Okay, here's the question, Ryan.

00:39:38.000 You're a dimwit.

00:39:40.000 It's not good at philosophical questions.

00:39:42.000 How do you feel about this?

00:39:44.000 Is this more politically correct BS or should it be legal?

00:39:48.000 Is it prostitution? 1.00

00:39:50.000 What should we do here?

00:39:51.000 Yeah, why not?

00:39:52.000 Say it as Trump.

00:39:53.000 Frankly, I think it doesn't hurt anybody.

00:39:56.000 And the little guy has to get it wet.

00:40:00.000 Got to get the pee-pee wet.

00:40:01.000 Otherwise, he's going to be a sad guy.

00:40:03.000 Why not?

00:40:04.000 Apparently, you have to ejaculate about 50 times a year to avoid prostate cancer.

00:40:04.000 You have to.

00:40:09.000 So that's just helping him.

00:40:10.000 And it doesn't look like he can beat off.

00:40:12.000 Is his mom supposed to beat him off? 0.89

00:40:14.000 I don't know.

00:40:15.000 No.

00:40:15.000 The answer to that's no.

00:40:18.000 I don't know, maybe.

00:40:20.000 So prostitution should be legal. 1.00

00:40:22.000 I agree.

00:40:23.000 Oh, no.

00:40:24.000 Were there boobs there? 1.00

00:40:26.000 Probably going to have to censor.

00:40:27.000 I think I saw boobs, dude.

00:40:29.000 All right, we'll censor those.

00:40:32.000 Yeah, I remember we were talking once about the Shame the Johns campaign, and the angle was, we don't like prostitutes. 0.96

00:40:37.000 The reason they really don't like prostitutes is because it lowers the property value in that area. 1.00

00:40:42.000 But anyway, these women were saying, we're going to shame the Johns. 1.00

00:40:45.000 And that sounds okay, because it's like, we're going to make these perverts suffer, and we won't touch the prostitutes or hurt them.

00:40:53.000 We understand they're drug addicts and sex slaves. 0.94

00:40:57.000 But you go, okay, your vision of a John is like this dad with kids and stuff going to get some prostitutes. 0.82

00:41:04.000 What about the burn victim?

00:41:07.000 What about the guy with stubs?

00:41:11.000 What can he, can he get a prostitute, please? 0.97

00:41:13.000 He can't get laid.

00:41:15.000 It's hard enough for normal people to get laid.

00:41:17.000 Imagine your whole face was Freddy Krueger.

00:41:19.000 That guy has, now, two people worked out a business deal where he gets something he needs, she gets something she needs.

00:41:25.000 Mind your own beeswax.

00:41:28.000 I'm being very politically correct this episode, aren't I?

00:41:32.000 The beeswax.

00:41:33.000 That's not very sensitive towards bees.

00:41:36.000 But otherwise, yes.

00:41:37.000 That was so unfunny.

00:41:38.000 It was funny.

00:41:40.000 That reminds me, by the way, speaking of trannies and stubs, Soph has a new video on the site. 1.00

00:41:46.000 It's very good.

00:41:48.000 And she created, I think invented this word, autoandrophobia.

00:41:54.000 Now, autoandrophilia is the sexual turn-on you get, or very, very, very tiny number of people get, from the paraphilic tendency of a biological female to be sexually aroused by the thought of becoming a male. 0.60

00:42:13.000 It's weird seeing a 14-year-old talk about sexual arousal, but whatever.

00:42:18.000 And I guess in this metaphor, she's an auto-androphobe because she's phobic of the normalization of this tendency.

00:42:26.000 But it's a pretty interesting video because she acknowledges that gender dysphoria exists.

00:42:30.000 She goes, it is a thing.

00:42:32.000 I'm not saying, she said, the problem is the way we treat it.

00:42:35.000 And the way we treat it is we encourage it.

00:42:38.000 So we say, oh, you're a woman who wants to become a man? 1.00

00:42:40.000 Let's get started.

00:42:42.000 And her contention appears to be in this video that it's not unlike a body integrity dysphoria, which is analogy I've always used, where I believe it exists, but genuinely exists.

00:42:58.000 40 people.

00:43:00.000 There's 40 people in America who genuinely have, are women who want to be men or men who want to be women.

00:43:10.000 Who have genuine gender dysphoria.

00:43:11.000 The rest are just, as far as I'm concerned, are just playing dress up.

00:43:14.000 Why are you bidding me?

00:43:16.000 I think it's an important analogy to bring up.

00:43:20.000 Because what happens when you encourage bid body integrity dysphoria? 0.97

00:43:25.000 Let's just call it body dysphoria.

00:43:28.000 This is still, oh, sorry, this isn't numbered, but it's right before Math is Racist.

00:43:34.000 Right below Soph New Video.

00:43:37.000 Technically, it would be around 18.5.

00:43:39.000 It would be the equivalent of someone who is growing an extra limb.

00:43:44.000 It does not belong there.

00:43:47.000 Okay, look, just pause.

00:43:48.000 I never noticed that before.

00:43:50.000 So he's talking about why he wants to amputate his leg.

00:43:52.000 They do it themselves.

00:43:52.000 And these people do it.

00:43:54.000 They bind it up sometimes so the leg atrophies because it doesn't get any water to it.

00:43:59.000 They freeze it to death.

00:44:00.000 They saw it off.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, there was one Hollywood actor who said he was a war vet who had lost his arm.

00:44:09.000 And he was cast in all these machismo veteran Marine roles, mostly out of sympathy.

00:44:15.000 And then later it comes out, yeah, I lied.

00:44:18.000 I lied.

00:44:19.000 I just chopped it off.

00:44:21.000 It's out of look good on TV.

00:44:22.000 Better call us all actor.

00:44:25.000 Confesses to cutting off his own arm.

00:44:27.000 What a freak about being a wounded war veteran.

00:44:31.000 That is body dysphoria. 0.66

00:44:33.000 How is that different from trans? 1.00

00:44:36.000 You're literally chopping off a dick, or I don't know, turning it into a cheese blitz or something.

00:44:41.000 But go back to that video.

00:44:42.000 When that guy says that my leg doesn't belong, you can see him in his eyes going, what the fuck am I talking about?

00:44:50.000 Let me see.

00:44:52.000 Extra limb.

00:44:53.000 It does not belong there.

00:44:58.000 I could watch that one million times.

00:45:01.000 That looks like he was at gunpoint.

00:45:02.000 It's like he's never heard it before.

00:45:05.000 And he goes, wow, that does sound insane.

00:45:07.000 Maybe I'm insane.

00:45:08.000 Maybe the problem is mental illness, not this pesky leg.

00:45:11.000 It does not belong there.

00:45:16.000 Holy shit.

00:45:17.000 Imagine that was your brother.

00:45:19.000 What's new, Max?

00:45:20.000 Oh, you know, still the thing with the leg.

00:45:24.000 Wait, you weren't kidding about that?

00:45:25.000 Oh, no, I'm removing my leg.

00:45:28.000 Oh.

00:45:29.000 You'd start Crying, yeah.

00:45:31.000 If your brother cut his leg off, you would cry.

00:45:34.000 That's what I meant when I wrote that article, Transphobia is perfectly natural. 1.00

00:45:37.000 I said, if your dad showed up and he was Christine at Thanksgiving, everyone wouldn't be high-fiving, they'd be bawling their eyes out. 0.96

00:45:45.000 It's because you're mourning the death of your manfather.

00:45:48.000 Now he's no elite.

00:45:49.000 What this guy does is, well, keep playing the video.

00:45:51.000 He folds it up and then stuffs it in his pant leg.

00:45:57.000 Before he came out to me with that, I didn't even know about that.

00:46:00.000 That's his gay lover.

00:46:01.000 It felt like someone was coming out to me as gay or trans.

00:46:05.000 Oh, so gay is a mental health. 1.00

00:46:09.000 My first thoughts were, that's unbelievable that my friend is having to go through this.

00:46:14.000 Oh, I thought that was his gay lover.

00:46:15.000 I was myself a few times by injecting medical-grade alcohol into the limb, but there was intense pain.

00:46:24.000 More pain than I anticipated because you could actually feel the alcohol drying up the muscles.

00:46:29.000 There was a sense of feeling of success.

00:46:32.000 You couldn't move it, but after eight hours, it was fine.

00:46:38.000 I've also been in contact with a man who was regarded as what's called a gatekeeper, and he knows names of surgeons who are willing to do an amputation for a set fee.

00:46:50.000 And what they would do then is they would give you documentation to say it was an accident.

00:46:54.000 All right, I can't take this anymore.

00:46:55.000 I can't take this anymore.

00:46:57.000 I've seen guys, though, who have done it.

00:47:00.000 Like in other videos.

00:47:01.000 It seems more common in Britain for some reason.

00:47:04.000 Maybe because it's raining outside and they're bored.

00:47:07.000 I'm going to chop my leg off.

00:47:09.000 There's something to do.

00:47:10.000 You know?

00:47:11.000 I've already watched these senders.

00:47:13.000 I'm just sort of getting sick of mucking about.

00:47:15.000 If I chop my leg off, right, it would take longer to get ready in the morning.

00:47:18.000 I'd have to get my little prosthetic put on.

00:47:22.000 And I've already got a walking stick.

00:47:25.000 Okay, I'm not sure I can wear this anymore.

00:47:26.000 Oh, look, he's already mapped out where he's going to put it.

00:47:32.000 I don't really know the ins and outs of these headdresses.

00:47:35.000 Is it blasphemous to put it on the ground like it is with a mask?

00:47:39.000 I don't know.

00:47:40.000 I don't know.

00:47:41.000 Oh, look, what he's done.

00:47:44.000 Also, during the week, I also want to get to this because we're about to cut off the freebies and take calls.

00:47:49.000 But before we go, I want to get to it.

00:47:53.000 No, I should put this back on.

00:47:54.000 This is stupid.

00:47:55.000 I'm fucking nervous about my wife's family wanting to kill me.

00:48:00.000 We should get to the epiphany of the week, which was I had Tommy Sotomayer on the show.

00:48:07.000 Basically, he took up the entire show.

00:48:09.000 And we were talking about how politics is downstream from culture, but we're realizing now that justice is downstream from culture.

00:48:18.000 And judges, when there's a popular case and it's in the news, they now have to go by narratives, not evidence.

00:48:26.000 And I think I have to be very careful here because I don't want to disparage the judge.

00:48:29.000 But when it came time for the judge to sentence those Proud Boys, the only narrative that was in the press was hate group roaming the streets, beating up random people for no reason.

00:48:40.000 Probably some old Jewish gay woman, trans, getting her groceries. 1.00

00:48:45.000 And she was just like, oh, I almost dropped that orange. 1.00

00:48:48.000 Oh, yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:48:49.000 That was the narrative going on.

00:48:51.000 So, and that narrative was very carefully manipulated.

00:48:54.000 Whenever John Kinsman's black wife was with him or touching him, the photographers were just like this. 0.71

00:49:01.000 Then she has to go pee.

00:49:03.000 He goes like this to get them out of his face.

00:49:05.000 They get down on the ground to make it look like a Z-Kile, which I can't even do on this show or someone will freeze it.

00:49:12.000 I always go like this when I'm talking about Ezekiel now.

00:49:14.000 So they're out there, Zeke Isling. 0.54

00:49:18.000 And so at the end, if you're the judge and you say, I'm freeing these guys, this is bullshit.

00:49:25.000 Then the narrative is judge allows hate group to continue their wanton, reckless abuse of anyone who doesn't agree with them in the age of Trump.

00:49:36.000 You always have to say in the age of Trump at the end.

00:49:38.000 So that's why it's important to get out there.

00:49:41.000 Like, I wish his wife, John Kinsman's black wife, had done a million interviews. 0.59

00:49:45.000 So then when the judge is there and he says, I'm letting them free, it's not as simple as letting hate group free.

00:49:51.000 It can be like, obviously, this guy's not a hate monger.

00:49:57.000 Anyway, I may have just given away, but this is Tommy and I discovering that in our conversation and realizing that's why we have to keep blabbing.

00:50:03.000 That's why we need free speech to obfuscate their narratives. 0.89

00:50:07.000 Because when we're silenced, they do things like take the cameras away when John's wife shows up.

00:50:17.000 Well, you know, there's two things amazing going on here.

00:50:19.000 One, I want to go back to what you said earlier where you go, imagine this was 20 years ago.

00:50:23.000 Like, imagine when we were 14.

00:50:26.000 We found out that there was this guy on our block who thought his son was a girl and had been feeding her these estrogen pills to prevent puberty or feeding him these estrogen.

00:50:36.000 We would be freaking out.

00:50:37.000 It would be international news.

00:50:39.000 There'd be Germans in Stuttgart reading, we would be freaking out. 1.00

00:50:51.000 And now it's just normal news.

00:50:52.000 But the second thing I want to say is I think that judge, justice now, just goes by, well, what does everyone think of me?

00:50:58.000 There's no more slamming the gavel down because you want the law.

00:51:02.000 So at first it was like, oh, trans is big, right?

00:51:05.000 Yeah, everyone's talking about that.

00:51:06.000 Oh, if I stop this kid becoming a girl, I'll probably be made fun of and it'll draw a lot of attention. 0.98

00:51:11.000 Okay, the boy can be a girl.

00:51:14.000 And then all this other attention came and everyone went, what are you doing, you lunatic? 0.57

00:51:18.000 And she went, oh, wait, wait, no.

00:51:20.000 The boy can also not be a girl.

00:51:22.000 What?

00:51:23.000 Just don't be mad at me.

00:51:25.000 And you go, that shouldn't drive policy.

00:51:27.000 Right.

00:51:28.000 They wake up.

00:51:29.000 Our politicians, our judges, hell, even the lawyers in many cases.

00:51:34.000 They wake up and they do this.

00:51:40.000 And whatever way, in the words of Freddie Mercury, any way the wind blows.

00:51:45.000 Um...

00:51:54.000 I think you cut that too short.

00:51:57.000 Because then we said, you have to keep, well, don't look It up yet, but that's why we have to keep being the wind that blows.

00:52:04.000 There has to be more wind.

00:52:06.000 And also, to be clear, with the judge we were talking about at the beginning, there was that trans judge case where they said this woman said, It was big last week that this woman said, I want to keep my daughter away from you because you won't let her admit that she's a girl. 0.53

00:52:22.000 And the dad was saying it's a boy.

00:52:24.000 You better not fucking give my son hormone therapy. 1.00

00:52:27.000 And she said, Oh, he's getting hormone therapy, all right.

00:52:29.000 And you have no saying it.

00:52:31.000 And the judge went, okay, she's right.

00:52:34.000 Because she thought, everyone, I don't want to be like a transphobe judge.

00:52:37.000 And then there was a massive backlash.

00:52:40.000 And everyone went, what the fuck are you doing?

00:52:42.000 You're taking a little boy away from his father and letting this psycho turn the boy at seven years old into a girl?

00:52:49.000 And then she went, oh, no, I'm not.

00:52:52.000 No, he can, he has rights to see the kid.

00:52:57.000 So if we're going to have a system where judges are swayed by narratives, then we need our narrative out there.

00:53:03.000 Or else, we just have the left controlling the judicial system. 0.86

00:53:06.000 It's bad enough that they control the media system.

00:53:09.000 Now they're controlling justice.

00:53:10.000 Oh, yeah, what about Fox News?

00:53:12.000 Yes, okay.

00:53:13.000 You're only saying that because it's a terrifying right-wing talking point.

00:53:20.000 It's terrifying for you not to dose a little boy with estrogen and make him permanently infertile.

00:53:28.000 Like those puberty blockers, they do some serious damage to a kid.

00:53:34.000 It's only hurting kids more.

00:53:36.000 You know, when they watch Fox News, these kids, these trans kids, they crack open a newspaper, let's say. 1.00

00:53:41.000 Trans kids hurts their feelings. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Why is that a word?

00:53:45.000 Anyway, we should wrap it up.

00:53:48.000 We're going to stay live for the subscribers and start taking calls.

00:53:54.000 And callers.

00:53:56.000 None of this, like my first question is in two parts.

00:53:56.000 One point.

00:53:59.000 Also, I don't need big fan or any of that stuff.

00:54:01.000 No preamble.

00:54:02.000 Just like homeless people in New York.

00:54:03.000 Can I have some change?

00:54:04.000 Bye.

00:54:04.000 No.

00:54:05.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:54:06.000 Let's keep it short, fast, and sweet.

00:54:08.000 Then we can get through them all.

00:54:09.000 But I'd like to thank our sponsors, Bet D Si, Blue Chew, and Johnny, applecbd.com, jacbd.com, blue, b-l-u-e-c-h-e-w.com, and of course, betdsi.com, B-E-T-D-S-I.

00:54:25.000 I like you more than that.

00:54:26.000 I like you more than that.

00:54:42.000 Got rid of those losers.

00:54:44.000 Now we can really party.

00:54:45.000 You know, one time I was so high in Costa Rica with my wife.

00:54:48.000 We were just getting wasted.

00:54:50.000 And I had a house there at the time, but the guy who looked after a house looked after other people's houses.

00:54:55.000 And there was this one super duper rich couple that had a massive swimming pool.

00:54:59.000 And he said, why don't you stay there for a few days?

00:55:02.000 So we did.

00:55:04.000 And that was the same trip where we're lying in bed in their huge bed watching their TV.

00:55:09.000 And TV was a real luxury back then.

00:55:10.000 And we bought a hippie's house.

00:55:11.000 It was solar powered and shit.

00:55:13.000 But a bat came in the room and hit the ceiling fan.

00:55:17.000 And then what happens with bats is they're knocked unconscious really easy.

00:55:20.000 So it just went and it was just like that on the floor.

00:55:23.000 And I just couldn't, it was totally involuntary.

00:55:25.000 But I couldn't just, I couldn't stop going, holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.

00:55:29.000 Holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.

00:55:32.000 Holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.

00:55:34.000 Like honestly, 1,000 times.

00:55:36.000 I didn't know what to do.

00:55:38.000 So eventually we wrapped it in a towel, brought it out to the front porch, untoweled it, and it just, like birds, it was able to regain its consciousness and flew away back into the night.

00:55:52.000 The wee beastie.

00:55:54.000 The wee leather mouse.

00:55:56.000 The wee winged rodent.

00:56:00.000 Wonged.

00:56:01.000 Winged rodent?

00:56:02.000 How no?

00:56:04.000 I remember my parents always saying that.

00:56:06.000 Do you want the, should we go out there?

00:56:09.000 Go snow hell down there with the toboggins?

00:56:12.000 Nah, how no?

00:56:14.000 How no means I don't understand why you would say no to such a thing.

00:56:19.000 Do you want to do a shot?

00:56:20.000 No.

00:56:20.000 How no?

00:56:21.000 Right.

00:56:22.000 I say it to my six-year-old all the time, and he started repeating it back to me.

00:56:25.000 Makes a lot of sense, actually.

00:56:26.000 How no?

00:56:27.000 How no?

00:56:29.000 Wait, there's something.

00:56:30.000 We have an unturned stone here.

00:56:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:32.000 So at that place, I was so baked that I look up to her and I say, oh my God, I'm so fucking glad that bald guy was gone.

00:56:44.000 And she goes, what?

00:56:45.000 He was so annoying.

00:56:46.000 It's just you and I. She goes, no one has visited us in 24 hours.

00:56:46.000 It's nice.

00:56:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:52.000 That's terrifying.

00:56:53.000 It's like this girl I know who drove from Minneapolis to Wisconsin.

00:56:57.000 I think it was Madison.

00:56:59.000 And she was on meth, and she drove like nine hours.

00:57:03.000 And all these people were bit.

00:57:04.000 She was driving two people in the car. 0.99

00:57:06.000 And they were talking about what a slut she is and how she's overrated and everyone, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:57:10.000 And she's kind of fat. 1.00

00:57:11.000 And she just kept taking it and taking it.

00:57:13.000 And then eventually when she pulled into her driveway, she just turned around and goes, you people are a fucking nightmare.

00:57:17.000 I'm never driving you anywhere.

00:57:19.000 There's no one there.

00:57:20.000 That's terrifying to me.

00:57:22.000 I don't know why.

00:57:24.000 You ever wake up thinking you're in one place and then you're in another place?

00:57:27.000 Like even another room?

00:57:28.000 Oh, imagine John and Max waking up in prison.

00:57:31.000 Oh my God.

00:57:31.000 Imagine the first morning at Rikers.

00:57:33.000 They're like, wow, I just had this weird nightmares.

00:57:36.000 Jesus Christ.

00:57:37.000 That's the most depressing thing.

00:57:39.000 A 17-second consensual brawl, and I'm looking at four fucking years in this shithole.

00:57:47.000 They're going to move them up to Buffalo.

00:57:47.000 And they keep moving them.

00:57:49.000 You know why?

00:57:50.000 Because this is deep, deep state shit, and that's a great way to torture someone because it's harder to visit.

00:57:56.000 So now his wife and kids have to fly to Chicago and then drive another six hours up to Buffalo.

00:58:06.000 This is what happens when you piss off the top brass.

00:58:10.000 This is what happens when you piss off Cuomo.

00:58:14.000 Can you show that pic?

00:58:15.000 Speaking of solar, that solar car, imagine a woman came up to you and said, look, I want to end fossil fuels. 1.00

00:58:21.000 Because I saw Greta Thunberg say that, how dare you? 1.00

00:58:25.000 How dare you?

00:58:27.000 And then you'd go, what?

00:58:28.000 A fossil, I mean, a solar car?

00:58:31.000 Do you know how big the panel would have to be to get any?

00:58:35.000 Like, say you made the lightest, tiniest, weakest car.

00:58:38.000 It would have to be 100% panels on the top.

00:58:41.000 Where the fuck is your head going to go?

00:58:43.000 And she's like, well, I got a grant.

00:58:45.000 I got a $7 million grant.

00:58:46.000 No, $700 million grant to try it.

00:58:50.000 Okay, that's idiotic, Moira.

00:58:52.000 I'm done.

00:58:53.000 I'm finished.

00:58:57.000 Would you like to go for a ride?

00:58:58.000 Oh, yeah, you can't.

00:58:59.000 It's a one-person car.

00:59:01.000 It's good with those windshield wipers.

00:59:03.000 It looks really safe, too.

00:59:04.000 I'd love to get in a head-on collision or no, no, a perpendicular collision with an 18-wheeler.

00:59:09.000 Yeah, it just chops your head off.

00:59:12.000 You know that operation where you can see perfectly and it has like a credit card thing that goes.

00:59:17.000 It cuts off the very tip of your eyeball. 0.78

00:59:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:20.000 That's grody.

00:59:21.000 That's what it would be.

00:59:21.000 Just, you know, an easy way to You could be driving 45 miles an hour perfect day, and then just a goose just shits right where you're supposed to be looking.

00:59:33.000 That's over for you.

00:59:34.000 I'd be very claustrophobic in that thing.

00:59:37.000 No kidding.

00:59:38.000 I mean, I would say, you know what?

00:59:40.000 Let's not have the glass top on.

00:59:41.000 It looks like if Iron Man was a 600-pound life, this is what would happen if Tony Stark was a woman. 0.93

00:59:50.000 I've invented a solar car.

00:59:53.000 Thor, great design on the solar car.

00:59:56.000 Wait, I keep getting blown up by this number.

00:59:58.000 I'm kind of worried.

01:00:00.000 What do you mean?

01:00:01.000 I don't know why I'm getting a call from this number consistently.

01:00:04.000 Anyway, it looks like 600 pounds.

01:00:06.000 It's like a voicemail.

01:00:08.000 600-pound life.

01:00:10.000 If it's an emergency, they usually leave a voicemail.

01:00:13.000 True.

01:00:14.000 Tony, I told you to stop eating food and building mechanic electronics around you.

01:00:19.000 Why are you getting fatter and more digital?

01:00:22.000 Yeah.

01:00:24.000 I put on all the weight back again after I lost 600 pounds.

01:00:27.000 But the good news is it's all digital weight.

01:00:29.000 It's all technology.

01:00:31.000 It's all mechanical.

01:00:32.000 Tony, you're losing body, man.

01:00:34.000 What a fucking idiotic piece of shit that is.

01:00:36.000 Now I'm getting kind of obsessed.

01:00:38.000 Do you have any other pictures of it?

01:00:39.000 Laura Morton.

01:00:41.000 Maggie Ford.

01:00:43.000 Ironic last name.

01:00:43.000 Who did that?

01:00:45.000 What if she's the great-great-granddaughter?

01:00:47.000 Oh, that's terrible.

01:00:48.000 And he's squandering her fortune.

01:00:50.000 I mean, she's squandering his fortune.

01:00:52.000 Not that it matters.

01:00:54.000 Pronouns are bullshit.

01:00:57.000 Solar car.

01:00:58.000 Sorry, callers are making you wait.

01:01:03.000 What?

01:01:03.000 A solar.

01:01:04.000 That Costa Rican house, I fucking hated. 1.00

01:01:08.000 We eventually got real power because we got a pool and we had a filter.

01:01:11.000 So it obviously can't handle a fridge.

01:01:13.000 The fridge is a propane tank.

01:01:15.000 But all the other electricity was solar.

01:01:18.000 God forbid you should want...

01:01:22.000 This is what they do in their spare time to take koalas.

01:01:26.000 We're the koala team.

01:01:27.000 We make solar cars.

01:01:31.000 Oh my God, that's annoying.

01:01:32.000 So God forbid you should want to wash your clothes because that takes up so much of the battery.

01:01:39.000 We had this tiny little thing, this tiny little washing machine, and you could fit maybe four shirts in there.

01:01:45.000 You'd made sure they reeked like homeless person bad before you put them on.

01:01:49.000 And then and now that night, you can't look at that thing.

01:01:55.000 It's a shitty boat.

01:01:58.000 And I bet it's so fucking fragile, too.

01:02:02.000 One drunk teenager sits on it.

01:02:04.000 Oh, shit.

01:02:05.000 Look at the size.

01:02:06.000 It's so useless.

01:02:07.000 That's crazy.

01:02:09.000 It's way, way worse than a bicycle.

01:02:14.000 Look at all the sponsors poured millions into that.

01:02:18.000 Boeing.

01:02:19.000 It looks exactly like the retarded car that Homer Simpson made. 1.00

01:02:22.000 Remember?

01:02:23.000 His brother let him take over the car company, and Homer comes up with this car that was so bad it bankrupted the entire car company.

01:02:33.000 Was it this?

01:02:35.000 It was that, wasn't it?

01:02:36.000 It was something like that.

01:02:37.000 Yeah, it had a bubble.

01:02:39.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:02:42.000 That's the Homer car.

01:02:44.000 Hey, lady, you are indistinguishable from Homer Simpson. 0.96

01:02:49.000 All right, let's start taking some kizzalls. 1.00

01:02:52.000 All right, Christy.

01:02:53.000 Alrighty, then.

01:02:54.000 Christy, talking about women in bars.

01:02:58.000 Hi, I started going out on dance with my husband to a local bar, and usually I'm the only woman around.

01:03:04.000 I'm super quiet.

01:03:05.000 We went last week, and some bitches showed up that ruined it. 1.00

01:03:10.000 They were sitting across the bar from each other, and they were laughing and cackling so hard it was physically painful.

01:03:19.000 So I'm with you.

01:03:20.000 Women shouldn't be allowed in bars. 1.00

01:03:22.000 Thank you very much, Carla.

01:03:23.000 Yeah, it really reaches levels.

01:03:26.000 If you want to check the loudest bird of that flock, you may want to check out Glasgow, Scotland.

01:03:32.000 Preferably not downtown where they're a little more sophisticated.

01:03:35.000 Go a little bit out to the outskirts, like Pollock Shaws. 1.00

01:03:38.000 And these big, hefty, drunk Scottish women, when they get really souse, it's like a, ah, I can't, I don't have the ability to do it. 1.00

01:03:49.000 And being allowed in a bar is so fucking obnoxious.

01:03:52.000 It's like people on the train going, yeah, I don't know if we will be there.

01:03:55.000 hope so.

01:03:56.000 The culture of bars is, I don't know, but you know, so And then, all right, that was my moment.

01:04:09.000 It's like heckling a movie.

01:04:10.000 You're just like very quietly.

01:04:13.000 Next call.

01:04:16.000 We got Kick from Oklahoma.

01:04:20.000 Yeah, it's Kick.

01:04:22.000 Hey, David, you hit the nail on the head about two or three episodes ago about these beta ass males sitting in their vehicles on their phones, whatever the hell they're looking at.

01:04:36.000 Their wives are out there pumping the gas, opening doors, even in bad neighborhoods where you don't really want to get gas or let your wife out of the vehicle. 1.00

01:04:46.000 They're while their wives are going in and out of the store, out of the gas station. 0.78

01:04:55.000 What the hell?

01:04:56.000 And you're not on a little silly little pedal boat or something in a lake.

01:05:01.000 You're on a vehicle where everyone could die.

01:05:04.000 One bad decision.

01:05:05.000 What if someone comes over the median?

01:05:07.000 Now your wife is like, oh, shit, she's not fucking Kitty O'Neill. 1.00

01:05:12.000 I'd get robbed.

01:05:13.000 Yes.

01:05:14.000 You know, assholes stay around them gas stations like that at night to rob people, and then they're letting their wives out there. 1.00

01:05:22.000 And I've seen it, and I thought, you are such a dick and an idiot.

01:05:26.000 Yeah.

01:05:26.000 I heard about, you sound southern.

01:05:28.000 I heard about a scam in rural Alabama where they'll put down a giant log on a dirt road so you have to stop and then people jump out of the bushes.

01:05:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:42.000 That's pretty common.

01:05:44.000 But I guarantee you, that asshole that's sitting over there in the pastor seat will let his wife get out of the vehicle and go move it and take a chance on the whole family dying. 1.00

01:05:55.000 Like you said, you're on a boat.

01:05:59.000 You're the captain.

01:06:00.000 Yeah.

01:06:01.000 Even on a bicycle built for two.

01:06:03.000 I couldn't imagine just being on the back.

01:06:06.000 Where are we going next, honey?

01:06:11.000 Thanks for calling, man.

01:06:11.000 All right.

01:06:14.000 Oops, sorry, sir.

01:06:15.000 You hear?

01:06:15.000 Y'all come back now.

01:06:16.000 Andrew, guest request, free speech.

01:06:20.000 Yeah, so, you know, the previous episodes, I think, have focused a lot on race.

01:06:27.000 And I think it would be interesting if he changed it up a little and did an episode about the topic of abortion.

01:06:34.000 And the guy I think you should get for that is Dave Smith, because I don't know if you know this, but after his daughter was born, he became super pro-life.

01:06:45.000 And I think it'd be interesting if you had an abortion conversation with him, you know, coming from the libertarian perspective against abortion.

01:06:55.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.

01:06:56.000 We should do that.

01:06:57.000 You know, that happened with Dave Smith.

01:06:59.000 It happened with Kanye.

01:07:00.000 He's now Mr. Pro-Life.

01:07:01.000 And it happened with me.

01:07:02.000 I don't really think I gave a shit about abortion until I saw my daughter.

01:07:06.000 But it's funny how many men change their views when they actually see one of these things.

01:07:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:07:15.000 Okay, we got Nick.

01:07:18.000 Ooh, spooky.

01:07:20.000 Nick.

01:07:23.000 Hey, I don't know if you've noticed the drama between Nick Flintheads and Turning Point recently.

01:07:30.000 I don't know if you've seen that stream at Ohio State, but I think you'd be great to debate Candace maybe since Candace is real big at the Turning Point. 0.85

01:07:38.000 I should probably get Candace on free speech. 1.00

01:07:42.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:07:43.000 But Nick, he's kind of, he identifies as a traditional conservative.

01:07:48.000 I know he's got some questionable views on Judaism and stuff.

01:07:51.000 How did you get this?

01:07:53.000 How did you get this number?

01:07:57.000 The live stream?

01:07:58.000 But we don't.

01:07:59.000 Oh, so you got it back when it was free, like on YouTube?

01:08:02.000 And then you just save it?

01:08:03.000 No, I'm a subscriber.

01:08:05.000 Well, you didn't see Candace and Dr. Cornell West on the show?

01:08:09.000 No, I did.

01:08:09.000 I did see Candace.

01:08:10.000 But Nick has problems with the turning point organization, and I know Candace is real involved with the Turning Point.

01:08:16.000 Ah, okay.

01:08:17.000 Yeah, I guess so.

01:08:18.000 Do you think that's our demographic?

01:08:20.000 I see that so turning point, Nick Fuentes, Charlie Kirk bashing, as much farther right than where we tend to go.

01:08:27.000 But maybe I'm wrong.

01:08:28.000 Do you think that's our wheelhouse?

01:08:30.000 He's gone.

01:08:32.000 Don't hang up until I say thanks for calling.

01:08:35.000 Okay?

01:08:36.000 Okay.

01:08:40.000 Okay, Caleb.

01:08:45.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

01:08:47.000 Hey, man, how you doing?

01:08:49.000 Good.

01:08:50.000 I'm a combat infantryman and a former drug addict.

01:08:55.000 And I wrote you a letter about me going to film school on the GI Bill.

01:09:00.000 And actually, my short film was playing at a local veterans film festival.

01:09:07.000 And I was just wondering if y'all wouldn't mind taking a look at it sometime.

01:09:11.000 I've sent it to y'all a couple times now.

01:09:13.000 You have sent it many times.

01:09:14.000 I'm familiar with the film.

01:09:17.000 Not my cup of tea.

01:09:19.000 Seemed a little rough around the edges, to be honest.

01:09:22.000 But I appreciate your service, and I wish you nothing but the best.

01:09:27.000 All right, appreciate it.

01:09:28.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:09:29.000 Thanks for calling.

01:09:31.000 Awkward.

01:09:33.000 Jim Felton calling about free speech, baby.

01:09:38.000 Felton, Ryan, you can't get the last name right.

01:09:40.000 It's all good.

01:09:41.000 It's all good.

01:09:42.000 Bro, I just want to congratulate you on hitting the camera the other day with your papers if that's what you're trying to do.

01:09:48.000 That was awesome, man.

01:09:49.000 You just nailed it.

01:09:50.000 And I'd love to interview you, brother.

01:09:52.000 Spoke to Ryan about it offline.

01:09:54.000 If you're ever down with doing that, love to get you.

01:09:56.000 And, brother, where are you finding the time to quarterback the Miami Dolphins?

01:10:01.000 Please tell me.

01:10:02.000 And can get a couple Pelt pads maybe for that microphone base so when you slide it across the table, we don't get the rumble jumble in the jungle.

01:10:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:11.000 I love you, brother.

01:10:13.000 Well, that was short and sweet.

01:10:15.000 Yeah, I should probably address this as it's come up quite a bit.

01:10:19.000 For some people, to get into the NFL is the hardest thing in the world, and they struggle and they struggle.

01:10:24.000 But for others, it doesn't even register.

01:10:28.000 Me playing football for the Miami Dolphins is something I consider a hobby.

01:10:34.000 I don't bore you with it on the show because I'm not a big football guy.

01:10:37.000 It's just something that I'm good at.

01:10:39.000 I thought we had a great year this year.

01:10:41.000 I think we're having a great year this year.

01:10:43.000 I'm very optimistic about the future.

01:10:48.000 The Dolphins are not even my favorite team.

01:10:51.000 But I am just really good at the game.

01:10:55.000 I don't particularly enjoy the game.

01:10:56.000 Like, you know those idiot Savants who are just tickling the ivories? 1.00

01:10:59.000 And they don't really seem that into it?

01:11:01.000 That's how I am in football.

01:11:03.000 Just something I'm good at.

01:11:05.000 And I don't talk about it much because I'm not one of these touchdown, woo, do a funny dance guys.

01:11:10.000 I just, if you notice, when I get a touchdown, I'm just sort of like, that was good.

01:11:14.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:11:17.000 This video thing is turning out.

01:11:20.000 We got Jake calling about tips on your girlfriend.

01:11:29.000 Hello.

01:11:30.000 Hi, Jay.

01:11:32.000 Hey, yeah.

01:11:33.000 so I was just calling about, you know, my girlfriend, she's pretty liberal, and I know your wife is, too.

01:11:39.000 So I was just wondering what your tips are on that, and any points you have that she might, you know, come to the other side on.

01:11:49.000 Yes.

01:11:52.000 And also, when will the audio downloads be available on Android?

01:11:57.000 We're still working on that maybe next week.

01:12:00.000 But to answer your first question, I think Epstein is a great gateway drug.

01:12:06.000 No one on either side thinks he committed suicide.

01:12:09.000 And what you're looking for is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

01:12:13.000 So what you want to do is just show, like, hey, you see that thread hanging out there?

01:12:18.000 Why don't we give that a tug and see what happens?

01:12:19.000 And then you're like, wow, this is long.

01:12:21.000 And next thing you know, the sweater is gone.

01:12:23.000 So Jeffrey Epstein is a great way to ask him.

01:12:25.000 And what's his name?

01:12:27.000 David Shortel?

01:12:29.000 David Shortel was the guy from CNN who was at Roger Stone's house doing a stakeout 15 minutes before the feds.

01:12:37.000 Huh.

01:12:38.000 Isn't that kind of weird, honey?

01:12:40.000 Don't you think it's possible that CNN and the feds were working together?

01:12:44.000 I've never heard of a 15-minute stakeout before.

01:12:47.000 They're usually about a week.

01:12:49.000 And if the feds are calling CNN, that means that the deep state and the media are in bed together, and maybe that can help unfurl things.

01:12:56.000 Here's another handy trick I like to do.

01:12:59.000 This is how I got a lot of liberals to give a shit about illegal immigration.

01:13:03.000 Illegal immigration only benefits white people. 0.74

01:13:07.000 White, rich Mexicans, like Vincente Fox. 0.83

01:13:11.000 He's not brown, he's white. 0.70

01:13:13.000 And rich white people in America.

01:13:16.000 It hurts the working class.

01:13:17.000 It hurts blacks in California.

01:13:19.000 You can't flip burgers in South Central if you don't speak Spanish. 0.91

01:13:23.000 So by you being pro-open borders, you're pro-Soros, you're pro-rich white people on both sides.

01:13:30.000 So basically what I'm saying is you got to use tricks.

01:13:34.000 Thanks for calling.

01:13:37.000 Okay, we got Matt.

01:13:40.000 Like guys are sissy.

01:13:43.000 Hey, just wanted to call in.

01:13:45.000 You touched on it yesterday about how white, I think you said white males are pretty sissified now with their political views.

01:13:52.000 Just wanted to give you some opinions on why are we so scared to be politically out there and they're afraid to lose friends, afraid to lose Facebook followers.

01:14:03.000 It's just time to grow up.

01:14:04.000 Don't be scared.

01:14:06.000 Red Pill, appreciate your help.

01:14:08.000 Red Pill the youth.

01:14:09.000 You're doing a great job.

01:14:10.000 Thank you very much, sir.

01:14:12.000 I mean, it is pretty harrowing when my friends are in prison.

01:14:14.000 And it's not just John and Max that are in prison.

01:14:17.000 Jeff Young is in Rikers every weekend for the foreseeable future.

01:14:21.000 And Trigger Tommy over in Chicago is facing five years for pulling out a knife fed when Antifa jumped him and stabbing two of them.

01:14:30.000 So not to mention my children being attacked and my home being attacked and all that other shit, getting fired constantly.

01:14:37.000 It's harrowing, but I think I remember a quote from some guy said, man should do everything he can to promote freedom short of ending his marriage, losing, going bankrupt, or ending up in prison.

01:14:49.000 Now, sometimes I push those envelopes.

01:14:51.000 You know, a lot of people we know are in prison.

01:14:53.000 A lot of people, Roger Stone has gone bankrupt.

01:14:58.000 But you have to at least try.

01:15:00.000 All these people, like, I remember this guy, this Jewish friend I had, Ben, he used to always go, yeah, I don't know why you bother, man. 1.00

01:15:07.000 I'm a pussy.

01:15:08.000 And he was like a proud pussy who said, I never want to rock the boat. 0.99

01:15:14.000 Meanwhile, he became this character, blog nigger. 1.00

01:15:18.000 That was actually the name of the character.

01:15:19.000 He blogged under that name.

01:15:21.000 So he was very brave when he was black.

01:15:23.000 But when he was a white Jewish guy, he didn't have the balls to say anything. 0.75

01:15:29.000 Isn't that so much of pop culture these days?

01:15:32.000 People pretending to be something they're not.

01:15:35.000 We got Z. This is your bed while you're drunk.

01:15:39.000 Okay.

01:15:42.000 Hello.

01:15:42.000 Hi.

01:15:43.000 Hi.

01:15:46.000 Hey, guys.

01:15:46.000 Yeah, I got a question, actually, about when, Gavin, you said it a couple of times.

01:15:52.000 When you get too drunk, you piss your bed.

01:15:54.000 How the fuck do you stop that?

01:15:58.000 That's a great question.

01:16:00.000 I've tried a million things.

01:16:02.000 I even tried duct taping adult diapers to my body.

01:16:05.000 I've never peed when I did that.

01:16:07.000 I've talked to some long-term drunks who stuff like a t-shirt down the front of their pants when they go to bed.

01:16:14.000 It's interesting that I've never done it when I've had any kind of precaution set up.

01:16:19.000 But if you've been really hitting the liquor hard and you know what's going to happen, sleep in a leather chair or sleep on the floor, something that can be easily fixed.

01:16:28.000 Because a mattress is a nightmare.

01:16:29.000 However, on my bed, I have this really thin, it doesn't feel like plastic, but it's like three sheets down and it's this sort of impermeable membrane that prevents anything from going into the tempurpedic.

01:16:44.000 I even tried this thing where like I would I would get up in the night when I wasn't drunk and say, I have to pee.

01:16:49.000 I'm getting up.

01:16:50.000 I will go pee.

01:16:51.000 Talking to myself, trying to brainwash myself doesn't work.

01:16:55.000 Basically, I think the only thing you can do is to like hold a gun to your head and say, when you're wasted, don't go into bed.

01:17:04.000 Sleep in the tub or on the couch on a leather chair or you're dead.

01:17:09.000 And maybe he might listen to you.

01:17:13.000 No easy solutions.

01:17:14.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:16.000 I have a solution.

01:17:17.000 What?

01:17:18.000 The door to your bedroom is locked until you can fill up the sensor, the door lock, with peat.

01:17:25.000 And unless you fill it up with your P and it knows your P, it's almost like when you blow in a car to drive it when you get the DUI, you have to blow into the thing.

01:17:34.000 That's ridiculous and would cost about $80,000 to invent.

01:17:36.000 But you gave me another idea.

01:17:38.000 You have a code.

01:17:39.000 You know how our previous studio had a digital code out front?

01:17:43.000 Yes.

01:17:44.000 The code is like 11 numbers.

01:17:48.000 So to get into your own bedroom, you have to go peep, beep, boop, boop, beep, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.

01:17:54.000 And a guy who pisses his bed is not going to remember 11 numbers.

01:17:57.000 So you'll be locked out.

01:17:58.000 You'll pee in the hallway, perhaps, or something.

01:17:58.000 Yeah.

01:18:00.000 That's fine.

01:18:03.000 It sucks, though.

01:18:05.000 Oh, another tip, sir, if you're still listening, is I've been sort of telling myself you're not allowed to have makers, Mark, unless you've earned them, and the way you earn them is three beers.

01:18:15.000 So you have a maker's, and then you have three beers.

01:18:18.000 And while you're having those three beers, uh-oh, while you're having those three beers, the maker's has time to settle.

01:18:25.000 Because the problem with hard liquor is it really sneaks up on you.

01:18:28.000 So you have like four in an hour, and you go, wow, I'm not drunk.

01:18:31.000 By the time you get home, you're like, whoa.

01:18:33.000 So it spreads it out.

01:18:35.000 It's sort of like having potato, lots of potatoes with your meat.

01:18:40.000 We got Michael from LA.

01:18:43.000 Hi, Michael.

01:18:44.000 What's up, guys?

01:18:46.000 Spooky.

01:18:47.000 What's up, Gavin?

01:18:48.000 What's up, Bernard?

01:18:49.000 Hey, man.

01:18:51.000 Hey, yeah.

01:18:52.000 I pissed the bed last night, too.

01:18:53.000 But I'm the Hispanic from Los Angeles, and the media out here makes it seem like blacks and Hispanics are real united.

01:19:03.000 I had an idea for free speech TV for you to get just a regular guy, or it could be a former gang member, black and Hispanic from LA, and with security.

01:19:17.000 And then some pretty calm guys, I guess, reformed or whatever.

01:19:21.000 And to expose that, because on the media, it makes it seem like we're all united and there's a lot of racism that happens between the two groups.

01:19:30.000 Well, I heard on Cinco de Mayo in schools that are about the same population of black and Hispanic, black kids don't even go that day because there's going to be major brawls if the Hispanics feel slightly disrespected.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, I went to school out there in the Compton area.

01:19:48.000 I don't know if you're familiar with Cinco de Mayo.

01:19:51.000 There was like race riots.

01:19:53.000 You know, police would come in and everything.

01:19:56.000 And on Martin Luther King Day, Hispanics would walk out of the auditoriums. 0.78

01:20:02.000 Really?

01:20:03.000 Total and utter silence from the media on that.

01:20:07.000 There is a race war going on.

01:20:09.000 And Hispanics are cleaning out entire parts of South Central with Molotov cocktails and murder because they don't want blacks in those neighborhoods. 1.00

01:20:19.000 Yeah, they tag Hispanic gangs tag on the wall, NK, and that doesn't stand for Nubian Kings.

01:20:26.000 They're NK, which is N-word killers. 0.58

01:20:30.000 And the media says that they're white supremacist Mexican gangs.

01:20:34.000 No, they're not.

01:20:35.000 They're just racist Mexican gangs. 0.95

01:20:37.000 White supremacist Mexican gangs.

01:20:39.000 Who don't like white people, by the way.

01:20:41.000 These white supremacists are not a fan of whites.

01:20:43.000 They say they're part of the KKK.

01:20:46.000 The gay, gay, gay. 0.99

01:20:50.000 That's pretty good.

01:20:51.000 Hey, who's winning right now in this California race war with blacks and Hispanics? 0.99

01:20:57.000 Hispanics, because of numbers. 0.99

01:20:59.000 I mean, in jail, they outnumber them five to one.

01:21:02.000 And it's funny because any skin, I've seen a couple more skinheads than you in my time.

01:21:07.000 And they roll with Hispanics, like Nazi Lowriders and the Orange County white guys, the Purple Woods. 1.00

01:21:15.000 In prison or in real life?

01:21:18.000 In jail, and in prison.

01:21:21.000 Right, but not on the streets.

01:21:24.000 No, because there's no white people out here.

01:21:25.000 There's no white people going to vandalize in South Central or Compton.

01:21:29.000 Of course.

01:21:30.000 Yeah, I've only ever heard one guy write about that, Ryan Serdakis.

01:21:36.000 No, Gerduski.

01:21:37.000 Ryan Gurduski is the only journalist I've seen writing about that.

01:21:40.000 It seems like it's a pretty major story, especially in California news.

01:21:46.000 Yeah, it is.

01:21:48.000 And nobody ever talks about it either.

01:21:50.000 You know, so I just thought if you free speech TV, if you get two regular guys on there from out here, I'm pretty sure they'll tell the truth about it.

01:21:58.000 And it's not anywhere, it's not the white man's fault at all.

01:22:01.000 You know, like there's no white people out here in L.A. Right, right. 0.99

01:22:04.000 I take a picture whenever I see one.

01:22:06.000 Okay, thanks for calling, man.

01:22:09.000 Thanks.

01:22:10.000 That was a good call.

01:22:12.000 Yeah, that's wild stuff.

01:22:15.000 We have Gabriel Frogman's stupid words.

01:22:20.000 Hey, Kevin.

01:22:21.000 Hey, man.

01:22:23.000 Hey, buddy.

01:22:24.000 So in your video yesterday, you talked about how you hate the word atrocious.

01:22:30.000 Now, that's fine.

01:22:30.000 Yes.

01:22:31.000 The word that I can't stand is the word proverbial.

01:22:35.000 Anytime that there's a use for the word proverbial, it's already implied.

01:22:40.000 Whenever somebody says, oh, yeah, well, they're talking about the proverbial mother, you know, when they make a yo mama joke, that sounds very similar to ending that with going by going, if you will, or so I'm saying. 0.65

01:22:52.000 Well, it's the same with like.

01:22:55.000 For example, they will say there was like 10 people in the room, and you go, it's not a court of law.

01:23:00.000 I know there could have been eight.

01:23:01.000 There could have been 11.

01:23:02.000 Don't worry about it.

01:23:03.000 We're not submitting evidence.

01:23:05.000 I can picture about 10 people.

01:23:07.000 You don't have to fucking say like.

01:23:09.000 Proverbial.

01:23:10.000 That is fucking annoying.

01:23:12.000 And it's always people who don't read trying to sound smarter than they are.

01:23:14.000 And you're like, why are you playing a character?

01:23:18.000 Well, if you will, these proverbial individuals are only just this picture of the nerd.

01:23:27.000 Yeah, it's irritating.

01:23:29.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

01:23:30.000 We will be sure not to do that.

01:23:34.000 I have some annoying words that I use, like misnomer, and I always use it in the wrong context.

01:23:39.000 Misnomer is when a word is used wrong, like when Alanis Morris had sings ironic.

01:23:44.000 She's never, she got the word ironic wrong.

01:23:48.000 I think that's even bad use of misnomer.

01:23:51.000 Brian calling about whiskey.

01:23:53.000 Whiskey, Brian.

01:23:54.000 What's up, dude?

01:23:55.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:23:56.000 I don't want to slow down the show or anything, but there's this great video of this Scottish dude drinking whiskey.

01:24:03.000 It's called How to Drink Whiskey Like a Sir.

01:24:05.000 And I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

01:24:08.000 Thank you very much for that advice.

01:24:10.000 Thank you for calling.

01:24:11.000 Next call.

01:24:13.000 Okay, Devin, talking about episode 77.

01:24:19.000 Hey, so at the end of episode 77, when we showed the two store clerks shooting it out with a robber, I just thought that's a Perfect example of people that complain: you didn't have to shoot that guy, or you didn't have to shoot that guy that many times.

01:24:38.000 The fact that he comes back in the store after he's already been shot, and the fact that he's been shot and he just keeps coming, you really don't know what it's like to be in that situation.

01:24:51.000 And you don't know how many times it takes getting shot with a small caliber handgun before you actually go down.

01:24:59.000 I just thought it was a good example of, you know, people have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to.

01:25:04.000 Right, unless you get him in the heart or in the brain, which is not easy to do.

01:25:09.000 And if they're little 22 bullets, I was told never to shoot a bear with a handgun that has 22 bullets in it because it just makes them mad.

01:25:20.000 Well, I mean, even in assault rifle rounds, people really shouldn't use for deer hunting, you know, like unless it's pretty close because the size of the round really matters a lot.

01:25:34.000 And a guy can get shot with a 38 or a 380 or a 9mm or 22mm several times before he goes down.

01:25:42.000 And speaking of women driving, why do you have in what appears to be a bad neighborhood two women running the store? 1.00

01:25:49.000 Like, where's the dad?

01:25:50.000 Where's the man of the house?

01:25:52.000 I wouldn't let my daughter and my wife run my liquor store with the gun in it. 1.00

01:25:57.000 Isn't that weird?

01:25:59.000 Yeah, yeah, like, just, you know, wife and daughter running a liquor store in the middle of somewhere that, you know, gets robbed.

01:26:07.000 Oh, this doesn't seem right.

01:26:09.000 I'm sick of that shit.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, I keep seeing these, like, the young girl, 18-year-old employee of homeless shelter murdered by one of the...

01:26:10.000 Thanks for your call, sir.

01:26:22.000 I cannot think of a more dangerous place than a homeless shelter.

01:26:26.000 I don't think, I think it's much safer to be a CO than a person, a corrections officer, than a person who works at a homeless shelter.

01:26:34.000 You're dealing with the craziest people in one of the most dangerous cities in the country.

01:26:40.000 We got talking about scrapbooking for Detective Shitty.

01:26:48.000 Go ahead.

01:26:49.000 Okay.

01:26:50.000 No, I was hoping to hire Detective Shitty for a case.

01:26:54.000 Okay.

01:26:55.000 What's the case?

01:26:56.000 Is that okay?

01:26:58.000 So this is a.

01:27:00.000 You know the guy who has a podcast named Joe Rogan?

01:27:03.000 Joe Rogan?

01:27:04.000 Joe Rogan.

01:27:05.000 You met him the other day.

01:27:06.000 Funny guy.

01:27:07.000 Yeah, funny guy.

01:27:09.000 And he had a guy named Kyle Kalinsky on it.

01:27:13.000 And this is what I want Dr. Shitty or Professor Shitty to cut the bottom to.

01:27:17.000 Is Kyle Kalinsky just Tim Pool without a hat?

01:27:22.000 Good point.

01:27:23.000 I'll look into it and I'll get back to you.

01:27:24.000 Let me tell you, thank you for the lead.

01:27:27.000 I like leads.

01:27:28.000 Hey, man, what's going on?

01:27:29.000 What's going on, buddy?

01:27:30.000 Good to see you.

01:27:31.000 Tim Poole without a hat is a golf ball.

01:27:35.000 You're a good combo.

01:27:36.000 So he's balder than Joe Rogan.

01:27:41.000 I was supposed to get this dry cleaned.

01:27:43.000 No, I don't think so.

01:27:44.000 His nose is too pointy, too.

01:27:46.000 That doesn't look like Tim.

01:27:47.000 In the write-up, Joe calls him like his favorite newscaster.

01:27:50.000 I've never even heard of him before.

01:27:51.000 Am I stupid?

01:27:52.000 I've never heard of the guy either, but that doesn't say much.

01:27:56.000 Let's see if we could chop off his forehead. 1.00

01:27:58.000 No.

01:27:59.000 No, his nose is too pointy, Color.

01:28:01.000 All right, next call.

01:28:03.000 I'm drinking a water.

01:28:06.000 All right, here.

01:28:08.000 We have Ryan from Pittsburgh.

01:28:11.000 He's our second to last call.

01:28:13.000 Oh, good.

01:28:14.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:28:16.000 We were stuck in an elevator last week.

01:28:18.000 Okay.

01:28:19.000 We were?

01:28:22.000 I got a question.

01:28:22.000 Okay.

01:28:23.000 Have you guys ever thought about the term black market?

01:28:28.000 Is that like kind of racist?

01:28:31.000 Yes, it is.

01:28:33.000 Thank you for bringing it up.

01:28:34.000 What about if you know, like, if you say the Chinese black market?

01:28:38.000 I've never seen a Chinese black person.

01:28:41.000 I have.

01:28:42.000 Yeah, me neither.

01:28:44.000 Like a black person who was born and raised in Chinese and doesn't really speak English very well. 1.00

01:28:49.000 That would be a trip to see, right?

01:28:51.000 I'd like it.

01:28:51.000 Yeah.

01:28:52.000 That would be racist.

01:28:53.000 Thanks for calling.

01:28:54.000 That's a great point.

01:29:00.000 It looks like we have tons more calls.

01:29:04.000 No, those are the terminated calls, meaning.

01:29:06.000 Cool.

01:29:07.000 So we've cleared off the calls.

01:29:09.000 Good?

01:29:10.000 Good.

01:29:10.000 Feels great.

01:29:11.000 I mean, I'm fine with it.

01:29:12.000 Yeah, no, that's good.

01:29:13.000 Not a bad thing.

01:29:14.000 Don't feel lonely.

01:29:17.000 Certainly not wishing there were more.

01:29:20.000 All right, let's go.

01:29:21.000 Come on.

01:29:22.000 That's it.

01:29:22.000 Oh, that's it.

01:29:23.000 We're done.

01:29:23.000 Yeah.

01:29:24.000 Great.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 31, 2019

GOML LIVE #19 - SPOOKY

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