Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 05, 2023


GOML LIVE #192 - COPS AND ROBBER "GUILTY"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

134.8495

Word Count

672

Sentence Count

83

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Eddie's back, and he's got a brand new guest on the show to talk about drugs, music, and wrestling. Also, Eddie talks about how he got into the wrestling business and why he doesn't like it.


Transcript

00:00:49.000 That was a band no one's ever heard of called Motorhead.
00:00:55.000 Have you ever heard that song ever?
00:00:57.000 I'm guessing not.
00:00:58.000 No, you have not.
00:00:59.000 Because I was 52.
00:01:01.000 I was into Motorhead literally.
00:01:03.000 I think Lemmy may have done more crystal meth than me.
00:01:08.000 His poison was speed.
00:01:10.000 Crystal meth.
00:01:11.000 That's the same thing.
00:01:12.000 Is it really?
00:01:14.000 Is it really, really, though?
00:01:15.000 Yeah, really, really.
00:01:16.000 But is it the same name?
00:01:18.000 Speed?
00:01:19.000 Speed and crystal meth are the exact same thing.
00:01:21.000 Yes, sir.
00:01:22.000 That's like saying meth and Adderall are the same thing.
00:01:25.000 No.
00:01:25.000 Well, they are anemones.
00:01:26.000 It's the same concept, but...
00:01:27.000 No, Adderall is an...
00:01:33.000 Right, but they're kind of a little bit different.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, one's prescribed by a doctor.
00:01:38.000 One's made in Mexico by the Cardinal.
00:01:41.000 People criticize my tasting music because they're dumb and they're nerds and they like Ingy Malmstein.
00:01:46.000 And they started a rumor that Ryan has a better tasting music.
00:01:50.000 So they said if Ryan took over the intro music, we'd have a really cool vibe or I don't know what.
00:01:58.000 And Ryan's tasting music is not just boring, but it's pedestrian.
00:02:04.000 So on Monday, he played as a band no one's ever heard of called ACDC and a weird, rare jam called Let Me Put My Love Into You or whatever it's called.
00:02:17.000 Yes.
00:02:17.000 No one's ever heard ACDC before.
00:02:20.000 They have, but not that track.
00:02:21.000 A lot of people have.
00:02:22.000 Everyone knows that fucking track.
00:02:23.000 And then on Tuesday, he played the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack.
00:02:26.000 Okay, some corny band.
00:02:28.000 And now today, he goes, what's the opening song?
00:02:33.000 And I'm like, think hard.
00:02:36.000 And after about, I don't know, a minute, he goes, oh, wait, I'm doing the songs this week.
00:02:42.000 We've already had this same discussion before.
00:02:45.000 And then he plays Motorhead.
00:02:47.000 But specifically.
00:02:49.000 Motorhead.
00:02:50.000 The Triple H theme song from WWF.
00:02:52.000 That's right.
00:02:53.000 I said.
00:02:53.000 So that's how you heard about it.
00:02:54.000 Not through like normal Motorhead Airwaves.
00:02:57.000 Is that WWF or the WWE?
00:02:59.000 Well, now it's the WWE.
00:03:00.000 When it came out, it was WWF, I assure you.
00:03:03.000 Do you guys have any idea how much wrestling is on?
00:03:06.000 A lot.
00:03:07.000 There's AEW.
00:03:08.000 AEWE.
00:03:09.000 There's two hours a day of wrestling.
00:03:12.000 It's very gay.
00:03:13.000 Not esoteric, like weird leagues like the Detroit league, but like mainstream wrestling.
00:03:19.000 My trainer is into it, and he's like, yeah, I can't catch up.
00:03:23.000 There's two hours a day, then there's the Saturday things, and then there's the only day there isn't is Sunday, but then there's Japanese wrestling, which is on TV.
00:03:30.000 Miami Mike is going to Westchester County Center to watch.
00:03:35.000 Hell yeah.
00:03:37.000 Look, I understand homosexuality.
00:03:40.000 You're gay.
00:03:41.000 You like to suck on knobs.
00:03:43.000 It's not my cup of tea, but I can wrap my head around it.
00:03:46.000 I cannot wrap my head around wrestling.
00:03:49.000 You can't wrap your lips around it?
00:03:52.000 Guys in speedos oiled up wrestling each other?
00:03:56.000 I find homosexuality and many things easier to understand.
00:04:00.000 Being Amish, being an Orthodox.
00:04:03.000 Whoops.
00:04:05.000 Hey, now.
00:04:06.000 What are you doing there?
00:04:07.000 Anyway, welcome back to the show.
00:04:09.000 We've got Cops and Robber.
00:04:11.000 We've got Eddie's back.
00:04:13.000 Eddie was fired for his performance last week, but he pulled a George Costanza and just came back to work the next day.
00:04:23.000 I'm in the process of building a little cubby hole under the desk so I can hide when you come by.
00:04:28.000 I don't know why you're here, but someone invited you.
00:04:32.000 We have Dickman and we have John 1.
00:04:36.000 I heard you were having street tacos.
00:04:38.000 I'm not sure.
00:04:39.000 And we also have Maddie, who just completed Street Tacos Thursdays for Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, which will air shortly.
00:04:47.000 I don't know when exactly.
00:04:48.000 I think tomorrow, late afternoon.
00:04:50.000 Is that what happens, Ryan?
00:04:52.000 I think so.
00:04:52.000 I think I can crack it.
00:04:53.000 You've got a lot of moving parts now.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:55.000 Yes.
00:04:56.000 So we're going to go through the news.
00:04:58.000 We're going to go through the email.