Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 02, 2023


GOML LIVE #196 - COPS AND ROBBER "TIM'S DOG DIED"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

158.78787

Word Count

786

Sentence Count

110

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Maddie O'Dell is back, and the boys are here to bring you the latest episode of Cops and Robber. They discuss the latest in sports and pop culture, including the MLB All-Star Game, the MLB Playoffs, and much more!


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Tentinel shoppers, tentinel shoppers.
00:00:05.000 There's a cleanup on every aisle.
00:00:08.000 Target is targeting your kids.
00:00:10.000 Live from New York, it's Gap!
00:00:17.000 Get off my lawn with Kevin McKinnon.
00:00:20.000 That's why I keep it strapped.
00:00:24.000 And you know we gonna win.
00:00:30.000 Target, target, yeah, they target kids.
00:00:33.000 Target, target.
00:00:34.000 Target, target in.
00:00:36.000 Target, target.
00:00:37.000 Yeah, they talking kids.
00:00:39.000 Morgus that wrong.
00:00:40.000 Trying to play with these kids.
00:00:41.000 Get the mayor of Megaville.
00:00:43.000 I'm preaching the game.
00:00:44.000 You know that LGBTQ to win too far.
00:00:47.000 You know they cutting these kids.
00:00:49.000 They leaving trannies with scars.
00:00:51.000 They pushing the gender, promoting sexual gender.
00:00:56.000 Number one in the charts, Boycott Target by Proud Boy Forgiato Blow, Jimmy Levy, Nick Natoli, Stony Dude Bro.
00:01:06.000 That's the official music video.
00:01:08.000 It's really funny.
00:01:09.000 I don't know how they got permission to shoot in there.
00:01:11.000 They must have used iPhones.
00:01:14.000 But the funny part about the video is they found a Target that doesn't have any pride shit in it.
00:01:20.000 They got like one book.
00:01:22.000 And what's that?
00:01:23.000 Like, where's the tuck thing?
00:01:25.000 And then they have booze that has rainbows on it.
00:01:27.000 It's like, well, what are you trying to do, corrupt adults?
00:01:29.000 Yeah.
00:01:30.000 Welcome back to Cops and Robber.
00:01:32.000 We've got the full staff here.
00:01:34.000 We have both John's and a Dick Man in the middle.
00:01:38.000 I don't like how you're sitting there, guys.
00:01:42.000 John, can you come closer to Dick Man?
00:01:44.000 Me?
00:01:45.000 Yeah.
00:01:46.000 Sly close to Dick.
00:01:48.000 Like almost touching.
00:01:51.000 And then, Ryan, can you resize that when we get a chance?
00:01:54.000 Get a good.
00:01:56.000 Look at that.
00:01:57.000 Perfect.
00:01:58.000 No, there's a huge pile of white next to John 1, and it's bothering me.
00:02:03.000 It's racist.
00:02:08.000 And welcome back, of course, Maddie O'Dell.
00:02:10.000 What's going on, everybody?
00:02:11.000 Good to see you.
00:02:12.000 New angle.
00:02:12.000 Haven't seen you in a while, Maddie.
00:02:14.000 Yeah, I was laid up for you.
00:02:15.000 I don't like that angle either.
00:02:17.000 Okay.
00:02:18.000 I designed these.
00:02:19.000 These shots have all been designed.
00:02:21.000 I want to see the sensor bar perfectly framed.
00:02:24.000 It's always cut off.
00:02:26.000 What?
00:02:27.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 When he goes full screen, I think it's in there.
00:02:31.000 I don't need to see Naddie's legs.
00:02:33.000 Maddie's legs.
00:02:34.000 I need to see up my frocks.
00:02:36.000 Like, why are we seeing his socks?
00:02:37.000 That's not an important element.
00:02:39.000 We want more Maddie.
00:02:41.000 Can you resize that?
00:02:43.000 Sure.
00:02:44.000 Whenever there's any doubt, don't do an angle.
00:02:47.000 Squares, dead on, right angles.
00:02:50.000 No, no, you have to move the camera.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, move the camera closer to Maddie.
00:02:54.000 It's right in my way.
00:02:55.000 I want the frame of the shot to be the shape of that box of bottles.
00:02:59.000 It is, right?
00:02:59.000 He's at a bar.
00:03:00.000 I can't see the monitor.
00:03:02.000 Fine.
00:03:05.000 Sorry, Matty.
00:03:06.000 If you move it, it'll be in John's way then.
00:03:07.000 Yeah, Maddie's crushed.
00:03:08.000 He loved your stupid angle.
00:03:12.000 He didn't say it, but I can't believe it.
00:03:14.000 He felt it.
00:03:15.000 We want to be dead facing on.
00:03:19.000 You son of a bitch.
00:03:21.000 Now, John can't see the monitor.
00:03:23.000 It's okay.
00:03:24.000 John doesn't have to see the monitor.
00:03:26.000 And let's remove that clutter.
00:03:28.000 Sorry, I'm late today, folks.
00:03:29.000 I got in here five minutes ago.
00:03:31.000 My son had a game.
00:03:33.000 He could have been in the championships, but he's not because of the shittiest call in the history of baseball.
00:03:40.000 He was so obviously safe at first that the opposing coach came over to our side and apologized and said, sorry about that call.
00:03:49.000 That's how bad it was.
00:03:50.000 It just got to the point where the guy, he couldn't say no.
00:03:54.000 He knew he was wrong, but he couldn't be like, all right, everyone back out.
00:03:57.000 I fucked up.
00:03:59.000 Redo.
00:04:00.000 Redo.
00:04:00.000 Two of them.
00:04:01.000 Which is dumb to argue with, too.
00:04:03.000 Like, you have like a 10-second window to argue with the ump before he's going to take it back.
00:04:10.000 And then if you don't make it then, once you're into the 20-second zone, it's over.
00:04:16.000 So my youngest boy's out of the playoffs.
00:04:18.000 Sorry if anyone was looking for him.
00:04:23.000 We played Dobbs Ferry tonight.
00:04:25.000 Can I see the Maddie shot?
00:04:27.000 I used to live there.
00:04:29.000 No, the wide, the big only Maddie thing.
00:04:33.000 Yeah, you can come in a bit.
00:04:35.000 Well, it's good like that, so that way when I punch in, you know, I have options.
00:04:40.000 Yeah?
00:04:42.000 I don't really cut to him full screen ever.
00:04:44.000 And then also, like, the.
00:04:46.000 We should.
00:04:47.000 We spent a lot of money on that shot.
00:04:48.000 Zoom in on him a bit?
00:04:50.000 Oh, I can't zoom in on him at this.
00:04:52.000 We'll go back to the camera then and zoom in.
00:04:54.000 For this shot, look at this.
00:04:56.000 I'll show you.