Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 11, 2020


GOML LIVE #42 | RYAN'S APARTMENT (Part 1)

Topics
football tackle thing
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Classic Ryan Andrew Cuomo Johnny Appleseed John Travolta Brian Stettler Led Zeppelin Alan Joe Ling Kent Kristen Welker Jimi Hendrix Chris Cuomo Jeff Lowe Hank Johnny Apple CBD Carol Baskin Waspiest David Faber Vinnie Barbarino Gordon Gartrell Rachel Solomon Greg Gutfeld and 30 more
S02E148 - CELEBRITIES SUCK [2020-04-08 - S02E148 - CELEBRITIES SUCK] S02E149 - THE PANDEMIC IS OVER [2020-04-13 - S02E149 - THE PANDEMIC IS OVER]

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Length

38 minutes

Words per minute

160.86

Word count

6,134

Sentence count

783

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

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Toxicity

196

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Hate speech

43

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Summary

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This week Gavin and Ryan are joined by a special guest to talk about Johnny Appleseed and why he should go to prison. Also, we talk about the new Home Studios movie, Home: A Home Movie, and why you should never watch it if you don t already have a copy of it on Amazon Prime Video. Also, a new segment called "The Turgid Tattletale" is on the way, and it's about a guy named Brian Stetler, and he's not good at anything, which is why he's a terrible at anything else. And we also talk about how much we should all be paying attention to the fact that Home Studios is terrible at making movies, and how they suck at it, and what it means for the future of the industry. And, of course, there's a special treat for you! Get Off My Lawn Live! Thursday nights at 9/7c on YouTube, 9/8c, 9:30-11:30. Get off my lawn live! Get it? Get on my lawn! Subscribe to the podcast Get it on Vimeo. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Podcoin Learn more about your ad choices. Rate/subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Like, comment and tell a friend about what's going on in your life. Send us your thoughts on this podcast and what you're listening to this podcast! and other things you think about it! We'll be listening to it on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawnLive and we'll be giving you a shoutout in next week on next week's episode of the podcast next Wednesday! Thanks for listening out for a chance to win a spot on the next episode of Get It On The Lawn Live? Subscribe and review it out on the pod is coming soon! Thank you for listening and shout it out to someone else's podcast out! Love ya, bye! Cheers, bye, bye. -Gavin, Caitie, Rory, Kristy, Kristen, Gave it out. Mike, Sarah, Matt, Ryan, and the crew at Vlogged Out! -Podcasts Anonymous, Mike, Ben & the gang at Vaynerdavie, -Tavion, -J.J. & the Crew at VSCOTTERY -VOCALYNNE - PODCAST

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00:00:00.000 We're live.
00:00:12.000 Let's dessert the shizzo.
00:00:39.000 You can see the nails that we made. 0.99
00:00:41.000 The way we made this thing stay taut is we T-50 staple gunned it to a big piece of fucking wood. 0.98
00:00:51.000 Speaking of wood, Ryan you got a lot of stuff to do here. 0.96
00:00:53.000 So while you do that, fix the green screen and adjust the camera I guess, I will
00:01:00.000 Say thank you for tuning in and welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live!
00:01:06.000 Thursday nights, 9 to 9.30 is free on podcasts and YouTube.
00:01:11.000 9.30 to 10 is behind the paywall and then 10 is also behind the paywall, sorry, but we take calls from 10 to 11.
00:01:23.000 We do not take calls from non-subscribers.
00:01:27.000 Um, but before we even start that, I wanna talk to you about Johnny Appleseed.
00:01:34.000 J-A-B-C-D. 0.99
00:01:36.000 Not to be confused, by the way, with Johnny Appleseed.
00:01:43.000 Action or something?
00:01:44.000 There's this great YouTube interview I saw on the YouTube channel After Prison, where a guy was sentenced to 3.5 years for selling Disney tickets.
00:01:56.000 He got fired and he couldn't afford the Disney trip, so he just sold the tickets, six tickets.
00:02:01.000 But that was considered scalping, which is a felony, somehow.
00:02:05.000 So he got six felonies.
00:02:06.000 Three and a half years.
00:02:08.000 So anyway, when he came out, he started this company also called Johnny Appleseed,
00:02:13.000 Well, this company is not called Johnny Appleseed.
00:02:15.000 It's Johnny Apples CBD.
00:02:18.000 And he teaches prisoners' trades.
00:02:21.000 Which should be the world, should it not?
00:02:23.000 When my dad was young in Glasgow, you took your O-levels when you're 14.
00:02:29.000 And if you are incredibly intelligent, then you go on to, like, basically a private school and then college.
00:02:37.000 But if you're no,
00:02:38.000 Like most of us, then you get a trade.
00:02:42.000 And the ratio was, the magic number, 95-5.
00:02:46.000 95 got a trade, 5 went to school.
00:02:50.000 5% of the population should take secondary education, but 100% of the population should go to johnnyapple.com.
00:02:58.000 We got the tinctures, great sleep.
00:03:00.000 We got the gummies, delicious.
00:03:01.000 We got the topicals, great for gym recovery.
00:03:04.000 And right now, my listeners get 20% off
00:03:07.000 All orders!
00:03:10.000 If you use the promo code Gavin.
00:03:11.000 So that's J-A-C-B-D dot com. 0.98
00:03:15.000 20% off all orders.
00:03:17.000 JohnnyApple.com.
00:03:19.000 Same thing.
00:03:20.000 They got both URLs.
00:03:22.000 And it just sort of takes the edge off of life.
00:03:25.000 Not unlike this, by the way.
00:03:29.000 Which is delish.
00:03:30.000 Hey, I'm wearing a champion sweatshirt that Todd Snyder designed.
00:03:34.000 He used to design for J.Crew.
00:03:36.000 Um, can we do a Bud t-shirt? 0.99
00:03:41.000 Like Budweiser, but no, they would never fucking want to be part of my toxic brand. 0.92
00:03:49.000 All right, we've got a fun show for you today. 0.96
00:03:51.000 That was the first read of three that will happen before 9.30, and then we can all relax.
00:03:57.000 I was noticing, we're seeing how untalented people are. 0.99
00:04:02.000 Even Fox News is sucking shitballs with lame graphics. 0.99
00:04:07.000 And I don't get the lame graphics. 0.97
00:04:09.000 Your guys have After Effects and Premiere at home, so can't you just send them the footage in a, what do you call it?
00:04:18.000 Dropbox, WeTransfer, and then they can soup it up and send it back?
00:04:22.000 What?
00:04:23.000 What's going on with you people? 1.00
00:04:25.000 God, you suck at this. 1.00
00:04:27.000 But we're also getting to see Home Studios, which is 1-3, and they just, they're so fucking lazy and shitty and predictable. 1.00
00:04:41.000 What are you doing? 0.98
00:04:43.000 What are you doing there? 1.00
00:04:43.000 I'm turning more Canadian under... What the fuck is this, by the way? 1.00
00:04:50.000 Is that like a 1920s Hollywood movie? 0.99
00:04:53.000 Like a lighting thing?
00:04:56.000 And what does that mean, by the way? 0.99
00:05:01.000 If you're this fucking retarded egg, Brian Stetler, or as Greg Gutfeld calls him, the turgid tattletale, are you saying that you love old-timey movies? 1.00
00:05:13.000 With your gross little, is he gay? 1.00
00:05:15.000 He looks like a very lonely man. 1.00
00:05:18.000 And is this his bedroom?
00:05:19.000 Wait a minute, your bedroom has a 1920s Hollywood light? 0.98
00:05:23.000 What's that for, home porn with your boyfriend? 0.98
00:05:27.000 This is very depressing. 1.00
00:05:28.000 This was already pretty depressing, this little hideous egg.
00:05:32.000 Actually, we were decorating eggs today for Easter.
00:05:35.000 I think I'm gonna make one Brian Stetler.
00:05:38.000 With some markers and pencil crayons.
00:05:41.000 Or what do you call them here in America?
00:05:42.000 Colored pencils?
00:05:43.000 All right, let's go down here.
00:05:46.000 Most symmetrical, Kristen Walker.
00:05:49.000 I think, who is this that we're on right now?
00:05:51.000 Daily Caller?
00:05:52.000 BuzzFeed?
00:05:54.000 Washington Free Beacon?
00:05:55.000 You guys kind of stole this from me.
00:05:57.000 So I'm stealing it back.
00:05:59.000 I'm stealing it back.
00:06:01.000 I do a pretty good Gavin McInnes, don't I?
00:06:03.000 Oh, that was your impression of you?
00:06:06.000 So I'm stealing it back. 1.00
00:06:07.000 You guys suck. 0.99
00:06:09.000 The Gavin that you do of me is from like five years ago. 1.00
00:06:14.000 You might as well be doing John Travolta as Vinny Barbarino and telling him it's him now.
00:06:20.000 It's a different guy.
00:06:21.000 I don't do this anymore.
00:06:22.000 A little bit.
00:06:23.000 Look at that background.
00:06:24.000 Where's your camera by the way?
00:06:26.000 Cool.
00:06:28.000 I forget that I share the screen with everything.
00:06:31.000 Good thing it wasn't my emails.
00:06:33.000 That's a minor setback.
00:06:34.000 You'll notice it takes Ryan a little bit to get to himself.
00:06:37.000 And get good at it.
00:06:38.000 That's because in this studio, which we're about to show you, which is his apartment, we only have the one computer.
00:06:45.000 So he can't switch from that article to him, or you'll see his email and everything first.
00:06:51.000 Hello.
00:06:52.000 There he is. 0.99
00:06:53.000 There's that weird raced Cambodian, whatever the hell you are. 1.00
00:06:58.000 Basically a Hawaiian. 0.97
00:06:59.000 Polynesian black. 0.54
00:06:59.000 Yeah, Polynesian, like a makeshift Hawaiian. 0.54
00:07:02.000 Yeah, you're like a DIY Polynesian. 0.97
00:07:06.000 I mean, what are you, right?
00:07:07.000 You're Puerto Rican and Japanese.
00:07:09.000 So let's just call Japanese Asian. 0.94
00:07:11.000 So you're basically sort of like a Filipino. 1.00
00:07:15.000 Because the reason those Asians have asses is because they got fucked by the Spanish and then became Spanified. 1.00
00:07:21.000 So they're Spanified Asians like you. 1.00
00:07:24.000 Yeah, a lot of people ask me if I'm Filipino, but they're wrong.
00:07:28.000 It's my favorite kind of Asian chick.
00:07:30.000 You.
00:07:31.000 Now you come down here, you're going to see a lot of Filipino people, but you're also going to see a lot of Asians.
00:07:39.000 What do you think of Carole Baskin, Filipino king?
00:07:42.000 Carole Baskins is one of the worst women I've ever met. 1.00
00:07:45.000 First of all, she funders millions of dollars into what she says is wildlife recovery. 0.96
00:07:49.000 Meanwhile, it just goes right into her bucket. 0.89
00:07:52.000 Right into her bucket? 0.99
00:07:54.000 Yep.
00:07:54.000 She keeps her money in a bucket?
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:56.000 Go, I mean, go figure.
00:07:59.000 Did you see that Trump was asked if he's going to pardon Tiger King?
00:08:02.000 Yeah, you thought he said no, but do you see the full clip?
00:08:06.000 Oh, he said he'll look into it.
00:08:07.000 Yes.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:09.000 I mean, I'm trying to be ambivalent about it, but he did pay someone money. 0.57
00:08:14.000 He paid that super sketchy guy three grand to go kill someone.
00:08:17.000 That should get you what?
00:08:19.000 What should that get you?
00:08:20.000 Three years.
00:08:21.000 You know, I'm really anti-prison and stuff, but that's bad.
00:08:23.000 Paying for a hit.
00:08:24.000 Thing is, he didn't set it all up.
00:08:26.000 Jeff Lowe did.
00:08:27.000 And so I don't think he would have gone through with it.
00:08:29.000 He gave him, apparently, I'll go back to me, apparently... Hi.
00:08:34.000 Oh, look, I'm there too.
00:08:35.000 Oh, this is weird.
00:08:36.000 Hi, little me. 0.80
00:08:37.000 That's retarded. 1.00
00:08:39.000 Yeah, so he apparently, that $3,000 wasn't for the hit. 0.90
00:08:43.000 It was to get Allen,
00:08:47.000 That sketchy guy to move off the property, go back home.
00:08:51.000 And to support that theory, he just had a fundraiser.
00:08:54.000 So that money was to send Alan off back home, because he didn't want Alan around.
00:08:57.000 He only answered to Jeff. 0.98
00:08:59.000 So he was like, get this fucking Alan guy out of here. 0.98
00:09:00.000 So he donated the $3,000 for him to move, not for the hit. 0.97
00:09:05.000 And there's text of that.
00:09:06.000 There's text proof of that.
00:09:07.000 Yeah, OK, so let me go back to the judge thing.
00:09:10.000 If you pay someone to whack someone,
00:09:14.000 Uh, if they actually do it, you should get... eight years.
00:09:21.000 If they don't do it, you should get... four years. 0.95
00:09:26.000 But if there's no evidence that that was your plan, you should get fucking nothing. 0.97
00:09:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:30.000 And as far as killing the tigers, I don't give a shit. 1.00
00:09:32.000 Animals are losers. 1.00
00:09:34.000 I ate animals for lunch and for dinner tonight. 0.99
00:09:38.000 Why do you care about tigers so much?
00:09:42.000 I don't think you should eat bats, but that's not because I think they're wonderful little creatures.
00:09:45.000 Alright, let's go back to Loserville. 1.00
00:09:49.000 Brian Stetler is a fucking turd. 1.00
00:09:50.000 That's where we are right now. 1.00
00:09:52.000 Hey, look, I've got feedback happening.
00:09:53.000 Yeah, I know.
00:09:54.000 I'm trying to fix that. 1.00
00:09:56.000 So that's idiotic. 1.00
00:09:58.000 And when you're setting up your little stupid home, right, the lighting's pretty good there, but can't you see, like go into a photo booth or whatever and see what you look like and realize, oh, that's ridiculous. 1.00
00:10:11.000 Kristen, I shouldn't do that. 1.00
00:10:13.000 Anyway, she fucked up. 1.00
00:10:14.000 Who's next? 1.00
00:10:18.000 Most askew.
00:10:21.000 Does it say that?
00:10:22.000 Oh, it does.
00:10:23.000 Next.
00:10:25.000 Best pillows is Chris Cuomo!
00:10:28.000 I think these guys are kind of fae. 0.97
00:10:31.000 Here's a theory I just invented right now.
00:10:33.000 When their father was running for mayor of New York City, he was running against Ed Koch. 0.97
00:10:38.000 And the motto was, vote for Cuomo, not the homo. 1.00
00:10:42.000 Now, that may have been funny back then, in whatever it was, the 80s, but that became a curse in the Cuomo family. 0.54
00:10:49.000 So their father was like, I'm not a homophobe, I'm not a homophobe, I'm not a homophobe.
00:10:53.000 This is like the son of the vote for Cuomo, not the Cuomo guy, right?
00:10:57.000 So they were so determined to distance themselves from their father, their homophobic father, that they became like, freaky. 0.98
00:11:06.000 Because you know, if you have nipple rings, as Andrew Cuomo sure seems to have, 0.98
00:11:12.000 Um, you get pegged by your wife. 1.00
00:11:13.000 You're into toe sucking. 1.00
00:11:15.000 Like, you do freaky shit. 1.00
00:11:16.000 No one is just like, I have nipple rings and I make love to my wife missionary style about once every three weeks. 1.00
00:11:22.000 And I don't look at porn. 0.99
00:11:24.000 No. 0.99
00:11:25.000 You get spanked.
00:11:28.000 And not with a hand, with some sort of paddle. 0.99
00:11:31.000 Like he has a box under the bed with all kinds of sexual bric-a-brac.
00:11:37.000 So anyway, similarly his brother Chris probably has a flair for design, people!
00:11:44.000 And that includes Gordon Gartrell white fur cushions.
00:11:48.000 What are you doing?
00:11:50.000 Looking for another mouse because I'm trying to see if I could utilize this computer here.
00:11:53.000 Okay, let's focus on the task at hand here.
00:11:55.000 That was him again.
00:11:56.000 Brian Stetler.
00:11:57.000 So we've already done him.
00:12:00.000 Oh, so then he's a 3D.
00:12:02.000 Someone makes fun of him.
00:12:04.000 He moves that. 0.99
00:12:05.000 He still loves this 1920s Hollywood light, whatever the fuck that is. 0.94
00:12:08.000 And why is that in your bedroom? 0.99
00:12:11.000 When you're checking like the follicles of your bag and you want to see, is that for hemorrhoid exams?
00:12:17.000 Why would that be in your bedroom?
00:12:19.000 Is that an interrogation light?
00:12:21.000 Most bedrooms, their problem is they're missing lights.
00:12:25.000 Like there's not enough light.
00:12:26.000 It's kind of hard to read unless you bend the lamp. 0.99
00:12:28.000 You don't have this fucking Waco, Texas. 0.99
00:12:33.000 You guys come up with your hands up lights. 0.99
00:12:37.000 And then there's this, the carefully handcrafted, first of all, I hate these chick bookshelves that are vertical.
00:12:44.000 They're so lame.
00:12:46.000 And you know, he sat there just, there's probably a whole hierarchy. 0.99
00:12:50.000 Like, you know how the KKK thinks like, I don't know exactly how it goes, but Jews, mulattoes, blacks, gays, like they have a whole hierarchy. 0.78
00:12:59.000 This is his, this is the best book ever. 0.66
00:13:02.000 This is probably like Black Lives Matter. 0.92
00:13:03.000 It's probably the same as the KKK's hierarchy of value, but in the opposite.
00:13:09.000 So this is probably like why Jews should win and so on down the line. 0.99
00:13:16.000 Why women matter. 1.00
00:13:18.000 Why the black vote is better than the white vote. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Anyway, that's fucking annoying. 1.00
00:13:22.000 He's a loser. 1.00
00:13:24.000 Most Midwestern. 1.00
00:13:26.000 I don't get that joke, because she has one of those cake things. 0.88
00:13:31.000 What are those for?
00:13:32.000 To keep the cake fresh?
00:13:33.000 But there's air all around the cake.
00:13:35.000 Yeah, but you keep the bugs away.
00:13:37.000 Bugs.
00:13:37.000 Bugs will stick right in that icing.
00:13:38.000 Bugs are not a Midwestern thing.
00:13:40.000 They'll stick right in there.
00:13:41.000 Oh, you're going to Madison, Wisconsin?
00:13:42.000 Hope you're ready for some serious mosquitoes.
00:13:47.000 Dust.
00:13:48.000 Oh, the dusty Midwest.
00:13:50.000 That one annoyed me.
00:13:51.000 Next.
00:13:53.000 Most likely to be filming in upscale woman's bathroom. 1.00
00:13:58.000 Dude, just get that out of there. 1.00
00:14:00.000 Maybe even take those down. 0.96
00:14:01.000 That would be fine if that was just white. 0.97
00:14:04.000 Keep going.
00:14:05.000 Most ostentatious display of a fancy vacuum. 0.99
00:14:08.000 This, of course, is the daughter of Zooey Tour, who was the helicopter driver for OJ when he was in the Bronco, and later decided that he was too machismo, so he removed his penis, made it into a vagina, and we've shown you that operation and how easy it is to do. 0.99
00:14:27.000 Some of you could probably even do it at home. 0.99
00:14:29.000 Jazz Jennings appears to have done it herself. 0.97
00:14:32.000 Um, and then he had boobs put in, and he makes love to men. 1.00
00:14:36.000 He also lectures me on how I've ruined my reputation, and she's not speaking to him. 0.98
00:14:43.000 But, uh, yeah, that is, uh, I wouldn't say that's—you know who wrote this is, uh, is fucking broke when they think it's ostentatious to have a Dyson hand vacuum? 0.92
00:14:52.000 Ooh, la-dee-da! 1.00
00:14:53.000 Nice Rolex!
00:14:55.000 All right, what's next?
00:14:57.000 Most desperate for the world to know he has an Emmy.
00:15:00.000 I actually was very surprised.
00:15:01.000 No, that's the guy from Shark Tank, the Canadian dude, Hungarian name.
00:15:06.000 He just designed software.
00:15:07.000 Why does he have an Emmy?
00:15:08.000 Oh, for Shark Tank.
00:15:10.000 So all the judges get an Emmy?
00:15:11.000 That's kind of cheating.
00:15:14.000 Maybe the producer should get one.
00:15:18.000 That's another thing I just invented.
00:15:20.000 From now on, if a show wins an Emmy, it's just the person responsible.
00:15:25.000 So if Oprah wins an Emmy, she gets one, not hair and makeup and the line producers.
00:15:30.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:32.000 It's like the Academy Award, right?
00:15:34.000 Not everyone involved in the movie gets it, just like the Brad Pitt.
00:15:39.000 Hungriest this tard. 1.00
00:15:41.000 You'll notice that they're all liberal, right? 1.00
00:15:43.000 She has a fucking half-eaten banana? 1.00
00:15:46.000 What is that? 1.00
00:15:47.000 Is that a banana peel or a banana that's untouched?
00:15:50.000 I think it's a peel.
00:15:51.000 I see inside of that banana.
00:15:53.000 Here's something else I just made up.
00:15:54.000 This is a very spontaneous episode. 1.00
00:15:56.000 I think women who enjoy bananas are sluts. 1.00
00:16:01.000 Next. 1.00
00:16:04.000 I mean, think about it.
00:16:06.000 Why do you have a fixation with such a phallic fruit?
00:16:09.000 It would be like if I was constantly eating out pomegranates.
00:16:13.000 You'd go, you lonely?
00:16:14.000 You okay? 0.96
00:16:16.000 You'd think I was a perv. 1.00
00:16:17.000 You'd think I had my nipples pierced. 1.00
00:16:19.000 You know, Cuomo just... Oh my God, he attacks his pomegranates. 0.98
00:16:24.000 And bananas.
00:16:26.000 And bananas.
00:16:28.000 Waspiest David Faber. 0.99
00:16:30.000 This person who's writing this article is white trash and they're broke and they've never had anything. 0.99
00:16:36.000 So they're kind of, uh, like, isn't this more ostentatious than the vacuum? 0.98
00:16:41.000 But yeah, that is kind of a queer thing to want to show off. 1.00
00:16:46.000 Next.
00:16:47.000 Oh my God.
00:16:48.000 Ling Kent.
00:16:49.000 Jo Ling Kent.
00:16:50.000 I was on red eye with her. 0.98
00:16:51.000 She has enormous breasts. 1.00
00:16:54.000 I would murder my entire family, including my children, on Christmas Day just to be able to motorboat her. 1.00
00:17:00.000 And I'm not proud of that. 0.96
00:17:01.000 That's a horrible feeling to have, but the feeling is here.
00:17:04.000 I'm just acknowledging it.
00:17:06.000 And what's her?
00:17:07.000 Most problematic adherence to stereotypes about millennial women and houseplants. 0.99
00:17:10.000 That joke sucked. 0.96
00:17:13.000 Rachel Solomon. 1.00
00:17:14.000 What's she?
00:17:15.000 Oh, that's the same one?
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:17.000 They all have that.
00:17:18.000 Millennial women in houseplants. 1.00
00:17:20.000 Millennial women are usually such slobs that they don't have houseplants. 1.00
00:17:23.000 They're all brown thumbs. 0.98
00:17:25.000 And it's not from thumb-banging Andrew Cuomo.
00:17:29.000 Do you remember that?
00:17:30.000 Well, I shouldn't say I remember that to you, but I remember, before I was married, every time you'd go to a chick's house, it was like Dresden. 0.75
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:37.000 It was just, there was a mound of clothes on the ground that were clean.
00:17:42.000 Next, it was a mound of clothes that were dirty.
00:17:45.000 They were just, like, disgusting. 0.98
00:17:47.000 Kind of like you. 0.99
00:17:47.000 There's nothing wrong with that. 0.99
00:17:49.000 Yeah, everything wrong with that.
00:17:50.000 In fact, we'll get to that.
00:17:51.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:17:53.000 Wait.
00:17:53.000 Looks like a handsome John Lott.
00:17:57.000 What's this best wall art?
00:17:58.000 And I can't see the wall art.
00:18:00.000 Can you?
00:18:02.000 Is it like a football touchdown?
00:18:04.000 Oh, jeez, that changed everything.
00:18:05.000 That's nuts.
00:18:07.000 That did not help at all.
00:18:09.000 No.
00:18:10.000 Sometimes you do that on a computer where you go command plus and it doesn't get bigger. 0.97
00:18:14.000 Yeah, it just sucks more. 0.69
00:18:16.000 It gets smaller. 0.99
00:18:17.000 Pretty curious, by the way.
00:18:20.000 Here we go. 0.99
00:18:22.000 We're going to pin this sucker down. 0.99
00:18:24.000 What is that? 1.00
00:18:25.000 Is that football shit? 0.99
00:18:27.000 Yeah, it looks like some kind of, like, action shot. 1.00
00:18:29.000 It looks like some sort of baseball players eating out a fellow player's ass? 0.99
00:18:32.000 I don't think there's eating out happening. 0.99
00:18:34.000 I think that might be some sort of football tackle thing.
00:18:37.000 I see, because I see gloves.
00:18:39.000 See little hands?
00:18:39.000 So do I, but it looks like he has thighs in his hand.
00:18:42.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:18:45.000 The old days, if you won the Super Bowl, one of your fellow players would stand on his hands, and then he'd put his knees on your shoulder, and you would go... onto his butthole. 0.99
00:18:56.000 But it was seen as gay, and they stopped doing it. 0.99
00:18:59.000 So now they just slap each other on the butt and say, good game. 0.99
00:19:01.000 Speaking of normal sex, if you're stuck at home with this disease, which we're not calling chink in pox, and we don't like when people do that, we call it COVID-19. 0.98
00:19:11.000 We don't call it Kung Flu.
00:19:13.000 You might want to go to bluechew.com, and I think a lot of people are drinking a lot.
00:19:18.000 They're having a bit of trouble with the erections when they get wasted, but their wife's ready to go, and that's a waste. 1.00
00:19:26.000 So you should have Blue Chew on the go.
00:19:29.000 Use promo code GAVIN, and my listeners get their first Blue Chew order free.
00:19:36.000 Vinnie the ad guy here wants me to say that you can burn calories the old-fashioned way.
00:19:41.000 Not old-fashioned way, but old-fashioned way. 0.69
00:19:44.000 So I guess by old-fashioned he means like flappers and, uh, you know, silly mustaches and double-breasted suits. 0.98
00:19:52.000 Bandova, ya fuddy-duddy. 0.99
00:19:55.000 And you can have, in your bedroom, you can have one of these old-timey lights that shines on the bed and really illuminates the fornication. 0.99
00:20:02.000 Let me rough you up from behind. 1.00
00:20:04.000 Bluechu.com, promo code Gavin, and may all your ups and downs be between the sheets.
00:20:09.000 So yes, we've discussed Bluechu quite a few times.
00:20:12.000 If you have a problem, obviously you need to have it.
00:20:14.000 But even if you don't have a problem, it should be there as insurance.
00:20:17.000 Have you ever seen this?
00:20:18.000 You know, when I first started going blind, you know, when you're 40, you don't know this as a young man, but the second you turn 40, you can't read anymore without reading glasses.
00:20:26.000 And an older gentleman, who was like 50, said, yeah, it sucks.
00:20:30.000 No one tells you. 0.65
00:20:30.000 I don't know why no one tells you that. 0.65
00:20:33.000 But he goes, here, I'll give you a tip.
00:20:35.000 Buy like, they're pretty expensive, they're like 20 bucks, but buy about 10 pairs of reading glasses and put them in every room in the house or you're going to spend the rest of your life looking for your reading glasses.
00:20:44.000 And I did that and I cannot recommend it enough.
00:20:47.000 But similarly, I would recommend you have a blue chew in every room in the house just in case the moment strikes and your lady friend says now and you're either not in the mood or you've had too much to drink or something else.
00:20:59.000 Alright, should we finish these horrible home studios and pathetic television that's been going on?
00:21:07.000 Look, I'm not bragging, but our show is 4% less good since this meltdown.
00:21:13.000 Most shows are, I'd say, 78% less good, so that means that we're awesome.
00:21:20.000 And I don't brag!
00:21:21.000 I started suing the SPLC.
00:21:23.000 Hasn't even gone to court yet.
00:21:25.000 Their head of legal is gone.
00:21:26.000 The founder Morris Dees is gone.
00:21:28.000 Their CEO is gone.
00:21:30.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:21:31.000 All fired.
00:21:32.000 The whole place is shook upside down.
00:21:34.000 Because of me.
00:21:35.000 Because of my lawsuit.
00:21:37.000 And I've barely dipped into your donations.
00:21:41.000 What's this? 0.97
00:21:42.000 Flashiest display of wealth earned through collaboration with a disgraced sex pest. 0.99
00:21:48.000 Am I supposed to get that? 0.98
00:21:49.000 This person must be British, by the way. 1.00
00:21:51.000 Sex pests is what they call pedophiles. 1.00
00:21:56.000 That one sucked. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Saddest attempt by a boomer to seem cool? 0.99
00:22:00.000 Jimi Hendrix.
00:22:01.000 Led Zeppelin.
00:22:03.000 Well, isn't that the music he grew up on, though?
00:22:05.000 Yeah.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, that's his generation's art.
00:22:10.000 Yeah, that's kind of a lame one to say.
00:22:11.000 Like, oh, this old guy is trying to seem young and hip by liking a guy who died 50 years ago.
00:22:19.000 Jimi Hendrix probably died in 1974.
00:22:21.000 He identifies with the music he grew up listening to.
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:25.000 Oh, you like early Led Zeppelin?
00:22:26.000 Dude, you were 20 when they were early. 0.99
00:22:29.000 What the fuck do you know about Led Zeppelin? 0.99
00:22:32.000 Uh, even sadder? 0.99
00:22:34.000 No, no, that's not so bad.
00:22:35.000 Okay.
00:22:36.000 If you want to see sad, I think you should check out Ryan's apartment.
00:22:38.000 He nicknamed it the Fag Zone. 0.75
00:22:40.000 I did not name it the Fag Zone. 1.00
00:22:41.000 And he, I don't know who he has over here, but it is a disgusting shithole that I now work in. 0.98
00:22:46.000 I don't commute to Manhattan anymore. 0.99
00:22:49.000 Every day I get on my bicycle and I ride up to the Fag Zone. 1.00
00:22:54.000 So I thought you should probably see what it's like in here.
00:22:57.000 So we made you a mini documentary that is not unlike, what are those NPR ones?
00:23:03.000 Ken Burns.
00:23:04.000 This is like a Ken Burns documentary about our home studio.
00:23:08.000 Like a tiny desk.
00:23:12.000 Starts with his growth, look at, wait, just look at his slumlord door.
00:23:16.000 Now, just to, this isn't really his slumlord's fault. 0.81
00:23:21.000 Ryan once was with a chick, and he gave her his jacket because she was cold and she was retarded and didn't have a jacket on in the winter. 0.99
00:23:28.000 And then he got home and he went, uh-oh, I don't have my keys.
00:23:31.000 And she didn't go, hmm, I'll check the pockets of the coat you gave me.
00:23:34.000 So he checks both his pockets, all two of his pockets, and he goes, oh, well, I guess I don't have my keys.
00:23:42.000 Broke his own door down, his steel door.
00:23:46.000 He smashed it.
00:23:47.000 How did you do that, with your shoulders?
00:23:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:49.000 And what was the cost to fix that?
00:23:51.000 $350, I believe?
00:23:53.000 No.
00:23:53.000 $375?
00:23:53.000 No, I believe it was $800.
00:23:54.000 Was it?
00:23:54.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 Yeah, but maybe I paid in installments or something.
00:23:56.000 Oh, OK.
00:23:56.000 Then it wasn't $800.
00:23:57.000 If it was only $400 twice, then it was just $400.
00:24:01.000 Times two.
00:24:01.000 And then later, $400.
00:24:01.000 That's not $800.
00:24:02.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:24:02.000 Are you crazy? 0.96
00:24:03.000 Was it $800? 0.99
00:24:03.000 Oh, man. 0.99
00:24:21.000 There's a bike he gave him and he let the tires go flat.
00:24:25.000 I bought this bike just out of the goodness of my heart. 0.99
00:24:28.000 Now you might also notice he lives in a shithole called the fag zone. 1.00
00:24:32.000 It's not called the fag zone. 0.99
00:24:33.000 I don't underpay him.
00:24:34.000 I pay him very well, but he's 30 and he buys things like expensive cigars and Brooks Brothers suits, even though he's 12 grand in debt.
00:24:43.000 So this apartment could be a nice, it's a what, a one bedroom?
00:24:47.000 It could be nice.
00:24:49.000 Could be.
00:24:50.000 We haven't seen it yet.
00:24:51.000 What does every GOML start with?
00:24:53.000 Me using our studio's ladder that we brought in.
00:24:54.000 It's an integral part of every day of your life and you're like, I don't have a ladder to change the light.
00:25:16.000 Unbelievable.
00:25:18.000 We're two steps into your house, and we're already drowning in negligence.
00:25:22.000 You have a bike with flat tires, and you take Ubers instead, and then you have this burnt out light.
00:25:27.000 I don't ube.
00:25:29.000 I rode that thing till the wheels popped.
00:25:32.000 So you have a ladder, and I have a light.
00:25:34.000 Why don't you get a light bulb?
00:25:38.000 Quarantine.
00:25:40.000 He's holding a sandwich that he just walked outside and bought, and he's like, quarantine, can't get outside.
00:25:48.000 I think I know why it's called the Fag Zone. 1.00
00:25:50.000 Because there's a giant idiotic fag in it. 1.00
00:25:54.000 Great point. 1.00
00:25:55.000 So you didn't do it in the studio?
00:25:56.000 You jumped ahead to this?
00:25:57.000 Oh yeah.
00:25:57.000 I was trying to make it as quick as possible because we're trying to keep it short.
00:26:16.000 So Ryan has a living room, which we're in right now.
00:26:19.000 I don't know why you didn't show that.
00:26:21.000 It's really just this, the green screen, right?
00:26:24.000 And then he has a kitchen and a bedroom.
00:26:26.000 So we're in his bedroom now, which could be great.
00:26:31.000 Couldn't I give you this too?
00:26:33.000 Yeah, the TV.
00:26:34.000 You gave me that chest.
00:26:36.000 Didn't I mount it?
00:26:38.000 Uh... Anyway.
00:26:40.000 I'm not sure.
00:26:41.000 I think you helped me mount it. 0.98
00:26:42.000 Like, what the fuck is in this? 0.99
00:26:44.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:45.000 Oh, those? 1.00
00:26:46.000 Yeah.
00:26:46.000 Is that where you store your cufflinks?
00:26:48.000 No, there's coins.
00:26:49.000 Coins?
00:26:50.000 There's tchotchkes. 0.92
00:26:51.000 There's wires.
00:26:52.000 There's, like, you know, batteries.
00:26:54.000 Just throw that out.
00:26:57.000 No!
00:26:57.000 Where else am I going to put my hammer in?
00:26:58.000 Hey, where'd the chest go?
00:26:59.000 Oh, that.
00:26:59.000 That's it there?
00:27:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:01.000 His chest of drawers is literally a chest.
00:27:03.000 Yes.
00:27:04.000 I like it.
00:27:11.000 You look like the chicks I used to bone. 0.86
00:27:14.000 I look like them or I... Both.
00:27:16.000 Your room looks like them and you look like them.
00:27:19.000 It's luxury.
00:27:20.000 Same height.
00:27:22.000 You ever seen a teenage girl's room before?
00:27:25.000 Can you take us on a little tour?
00:27:26.000 Where'd you get that?
00:27:28.000 What's this?
00:27:28.000 It's a hat.
00:27:30.000 Oh.
00:27:31.000 That's a, you know, like a tapestry, but a small, small.
00:27:36.000 A small tapestry?
00:27:37.000 What are you Sean Connery now?
00:27:39.000 You have two Sean's.
00:27:39.000 That's a small tapestry.
00:27:41.000 What, what, where'd you get it?
00:27:42.000 Like, did you roll that up and bring it to the home?
00:27:44.000 That was actually a gift.
00:27:46.000 One of my friends got that for me, because I was like, I wanted to cover my windows or something.
00:27:50.000 Hey man, not for nothing, I got you a tapestry of a purple sunset.
00:27:55.000 It's for the fag zone. 1.00
00:27:57.000 I think I mentioned that I wanted to cover my windows or something, so somebody hooked me up. 0.79
00:28:01.000 I mentioned that I wanted to cover my windows or something.
00:28:04.000 Yeah, but not for this house, it's for my old place.
00:28:06.000 Do you believe what I have to live with?
00:28:09.000 This is my guitar.
00:28:11.000 Very nice guitar.
00:28:12.000 It's a Martin.
00:28:13.000 Fat Jake bought that for him.
00:28:18.000 Could you sing a song?
00:28:19.000 Here's this area.
00:28:24.000 You're a great host.
00:28:27.000 We should switch jobs.
00:28:30.000 Here's an area that I have.
00:28:48.000 Classic Ryan right there.
00:28:49.000 That's a lie, right? 1.00
00:28:51.000 But he wants to have an answer right away so he doesn't look stupid. 1.00
00:28:54.000 So he goes, oh this is my get up and go. 0.97
00:28:56.000 So I always have it here because this is where I do my work sometimes and then I'll just grab it and go.
00:29:00.000 Or like with the light bulb I go, why is that still burnt out?
00:29:02.000 And he goes,
00:29:03.000 Oh, I don't have a ladder.
00:29:04.000 Like, I gotta have an answer.
00:29:05.000 He talks to people like he's talking to cops who have a flashlight in his face and he has to come up with something.
00:29:12.000 My prevention and my weapon.
00:29:14.000 Is this a guitar thing?
00:29:17.000 That's the input so that way I can record my musics.
00:29:17.000 Yeah.
00:29:20.000 I've got juice, I've got tea.
00:29:22.000 I offered you a $2,000 couch, and you said no, you prefer this because you built it. 0.99
00:29:29.000 It's a piece of shit from Ikea, so you could have had a designer couch. 0.99
00:29:33.000 It's 500 bucks. 1.00
00:29:35.000 This bad boy, I had to put her together myself.
00:29:37.000 Sometimes that slips out.
00:29:39.000 My great-grandmother, my nana, did that for me.
00:29:42.000 Are people enjoying this as little as I am?
00:29:44.000 I could look at the chat, the Discord chat, in a minute.
00:29:51.000 What's this weird rock?
00:29:53.000 What rock?
00:29:55.000 That rock there.
00:29:57.000 You have a laundry machine in your house. 1.00
00:29:59.000 Why don't you just do your fucking laundry? 1.00
00:30:02.000 Yeah, I'm gonna. 1.00
00:30:03.000 I let it build up.
00:30:04.000 I still have tons of clothes left.
00:30:08.000 This weird lamp.
00:30:09.000 It's a Himalayan sea salt lamp.
00:30:11.000 It's a Himalayan sea salt lamp, he says.
00:30:14.000 Yeah.
00:30:15.000 Then, uh, H-S-S-L-L. 0.99
00:30:18.000 Thanks. 1.00
00:30:19.000 See, my favorite joke is doing acronyms, but you're so stupid that you can't do them. 1.00
00:30:24.000 One day. 0.99
00:30:25.000 If it was a three-letter, uh, three-part word, that'd be fun.
00:30:28.000 You can't even say that.
00:30:36.000 Fast forward.
00:30:36.000 This is painful.
00:30:37.000 Go to the kitchen.
00:30:38.000 This is the mood lighting.
00:30:39.000 Yeah, I don't want to watch this anymore.
00:30:42.000 Can you fast forward to the kitchen?
00:30:44.000 This is embarrassing.
00:30:45.000 You've got some shows.
00:30:47.000 He shows us his PlayStation.
00:30:48.000 He shows us some toilet paper he got on Amazon, which is small.
00:30:52.000 What do we got? 0.97
00:30:55.000 I'm a pop-tart cereal kind of ****. 0.95
00:30:58.000 So that's what I got there. 0.98
00:30:59.000 That's a racist epithet.
00:31:02.000 What's this?
00:31:03.000 This is a... What, you dinked it?
00:31:06.000 Yes.
00:31:06.000 I'm letting it ferment for 16 hours.
00:31:07.000 Now I will say, I will give you one comment.
00:31:11.000 I'm impressed you make bread.
00:31:12.000 Emily and I have been trying to make it, my wife and I, and it's disgusting what we've made.
00:31:16.000 And I saw the previous loaf you made, and it looked like Wonder Bread.
00:31:20.000 Like, it looked like it's factory-made bread.
00:31:22.000 The thing is, you have to be strict about the measurements.
00:31:26.000 It's a science, not an art, like cooking is.
00:31:28.000 Baking is... You gotta stick to those measurements.
00:31:32.000 So maybe she's not being accurate with, like, the amount of milk or whatever she puts in?
00:31:35.000 Maybe, yeah.
00:31:37.000 It's very little milk.
00:31:38.000 It was, like, a quarter cup.
00:31:40.000 Yeah, I don't use any milk.
00:31:42.000 I use butter, salt, sugar, yeast, water, dough.
00:31:46.000 I mean flour.
00:31:46.000 That's it.
00:31:48.000 Why do you have the cadence of the president right now?
00:31:51.000 I use sugar.
00:31:53.000 We all know sugar. 0.99
00:31:54.000 All right, let's keep going.
00:31:56.000 How do you make bread?
00:31:57.000 I see you brought my peanut butter whiskey home.
00:32:00.000 Yeah.
00:32:01.000 The great thing about peanut butter whiskey is it lasts for years because no one wants it.
00:32:06.000 There's actually another bottle back at the studio.
00:32:08.000 I got multiple bottles from the guy named John.
00:32:10.000 From the guy named John.
00:32:11.000 I do sound like Trump.
00:32:12.000 From the guy, his name is John.
00:32:14.000 Guy named John.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, he got me like three of those.
00:32:19.000 I was on a Proud Boy chat recently, and we often show the drinks that we're having, and we're like, hey boys, have a swig for me, this is from England, yeah.
00:32:28.000 And some guy, it's usually Maker's Mark Bud, normal stuff, and then some guy was like, ready to rip into this, and it was that.
00:32:35.000 What's it called?
00:32:35.000 Screwball?
00:32:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:37.000 Peanut butter whiskey.
00:32:39.000 You want to do another read and finish this off? 0.99
00:32:40.000 I'd rather eat out a quarterback's butt after he got a touchdown. 1.00
00:32:44.000 A quarterback's butt. 0.99
00:32:47.000 We're at 30 minutes right now, or 33. 0.99
00:32:49.000 I know, I know.
00:32:50.000 It's an art, not a science.
00:32:52.000 There's a whole bunch of different recipes.
00:32:54.000 I mean, I had to find one that just, with my limited ingredients, because here's what I really, this is all my baking section here.
00:33:01.000 I have rice and egg noodles.
00:33:03.000 Other pasta's in the other one.
00:33:04.000 This is flour.
00:33:06.000 You can see my eyes, that's why you know I have rice.
00:33:08.000 I heard you.
00:33:09.000 Pancake batter?
00:33:10.000 But I don't know if the audience heard.
00:33:14.000 ...in individual bags.
00:33:15.000 So they keep all fresh.
00:33:18.000 So the flour stays fresh.
00:33:19.000 Just in case.
00:33:20.000 Does flour go bad?
00:33:22.000 Just pause.
00:33:22.000 He keeps his flour fresh because you know how flour goes bad?
00:33:25.000 Don't you hate that?
00:33:26.000 When you go to get your flour and it's all rotten, it's curdled?
00:33:30.000 No. 0.97
00:33:30.000 You're curdled, disgusting, gross, rotten, stiff flour covered in mold. 0.97
00:33:37.000 I explain. 1.00
00:33:39.000 Moisture.
00:33:39.000 Moisture.
00:33:41.000 How many times roughly have you come across rotten flour in your life?
00:33:45.000 Not rotten, but exposed to the elements.
00:33:46.000 I don't, I'm not one for that.
00:33:48.000 I don't want to give any sort of bug, any, any reason.
00:33:51.000 To be.
00:33:52.000 There's no bugs here.
00:33:53.000 I know, but I'm going to keep it that way.
00:33:55.000 There's no food. 0.99
00:33:55.000 We're turning into an old couple of fags in the fag zone. 0.99
00:33:59.000 He has sugar that he takes out of the box, because one time his sugar was gone faster than he thought, and he thought, hmm, I know what happened. 0.99
00:34:09.000 Roaches got in here, ate it all.
00:34:11.000 No. 1.00
00:34:12.000 Turned it to shit. 1.00
00:34:13.000 That's why. 1.00
00:34:14.000 So they've been feasting on it.
00:34:15.000 He's never seen a roach in his apartment once, ever.
00:34:17.000 So he goes, not falling for that again.
00:34:18.000 In the laundry room I saw one.
00:34:19.000 Invisible cockroaches.
00:34:20.000 So he pours his sugar out of the box into like a Ziploc bag, then puts that into the fridge.
00:34:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:29.000 So the roaches are outside the fridge going, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:34:33.000 This guy's good. 1.00
00:34:34.000 Go to another apartment, buds.
00:34:36.000 It's humid in here or something like that.
00:34:37.000 It gets clumpy.
00:34:38.000 Let's see your fridge.
00:34:43.000 Okay, is that a good angle there?
00:34:46.000 All right, so I have the frosting, some beef and chicken, sugar, Budweiser, water, and then what's going on with your freezer?
00:34:58.000 Budweiser?
00:35:03.000 My hat's okay.
00:35:03.000 Would you like to taste a little bit?
00:35:06.000 It tastes like cribs.
00:35:07.000 How about the first one?
00:35:08.000 It's exactly like Logan Paul's house.
00:35:09.000 I got steak-ums.
00:35:11.000 I got coffee.
00:35:12.000 I got, ooh, The Great Awakening premium coffee.
00:35:16.000 So not unlike the first thing we toured, it gets real boring.
00:35:21.000 I didn't get to show you my $200 knife.
00:35:23.000 Oh, he does have a fancy knife.
00:35:24.000 So maybe we should sign out.
00:35:28.000 Got some coffee, some pots.
00:35:30.000 Yeah, I think my instincts are correct.
00:35:33.000 All right, let's go.
00:35:36.000 This is it.
00:35:37.000 We're done.
00:35:37.000 This is the podcast.
00:35:40.000 People complain to me that the podcast isn't as involved and deep and long, kind of like my genitalia, anymore, and it's too quick, and then you've got these ads.
00:35:54.000 You're complaining about something you're getting for free.
00:35:57.000 If you can hear this, then it's free to you.
00:36:01.000 When we do the paywall, there's no ads and we get in deep and we deep dive into something.
00:36:06.000 This week we had Roger Stone on, deep dove into the JFK assassination because he can't talk about his imminent demise.
00:36:15.000 We went through all the talk show hosts and how terrible their home shows are and how unfunny and talentless they are.
00:36:21.000 That's all behind the paywall.
00:36:23.000 But in front of the paywall, you gotta suffer, and we don't give you a lot of juice.
00:36:28.000 Speaking of terrible, Vinnie the Adman has written us a script for this reread of the JACBD.com.
00:36:34.000 Oh, this is gonna be tough, because... You ready?
00:36:36.000 I have to utilize multiple items.
00:36:39.000 Well, I'll just do both parts then.
00:36:40.000 Okay.
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00:37:00.000 And then I say, and right now my listeners get 20% off all orders, just go to jacbd.com, use promo code Gavin, and then Ryan goes, 20% off?
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00:37:17.000 And now, Ryan is meant to say, I like Johnny Apple more than a friend, okay?
00:37:23.000 I like Johnny Apple more than a friend.
00:37:27.000 By the way, now that we're going behind the paywall,
00:37:33.000 Bubba and Hank's $50 gift card to the first caller.
00:37:36.000 So I would call now and get on hold if I were you.
00:37:40.000 All GML listeners get 15% off Bubba and Hank's promo code Gavin.
00:37:45.000 Okay, goodbye, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:38:07.000 You know what I just remembered back in Vice days?