Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #45 - F THE SPLC

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Darren Gimmie.

00:00:34.000 Was that acceptable to you?

00:00:36.000 That was smooth, gracious, and I think everybody enjoyed the beat.

00:00:39.000 New York City's weird tonight.

00:00:42.000 It's especially weird.

00:00:44.000 It's cold, it's rainy.

00:00:47.000 I don't know, man.

00:00:49.000 I'm over this, but no one's caught up with me yet.

00:00:53.000 So I'm walking around and it's just fucking bums and weirdos and all that stuff that they were talking about in Taxi Driver. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Maybe this will be the real rain that comes along and cleans the streets.

00:01:08.000 Before we get started today, I would like to give a shout out to our sponsor, Red Pill Living.

00:01:15.000 I was chastised by the guy who sells ads for us, and he said, and I don't advocate any of this verbiage, but he said, hey, Retard, why are you saying tincture and topicals when you talk about this coffee company?

00:01:32.000 Stop saying tincture, you moron.

00:01:36.000 And the thing that pissed me off about that is that I took it as an assault on people who are mentally handicapped.

00:01:45.000 And that hurt.

00:01:47.000 So I guess they don't have tincture.

00:01:49.000 That looks pretty tinctury to me, though.

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00:02:29.000 And to the sales guy who hurt my feelings by yelling mentally handicapped epithets, dude, you're what, 29?

00:02:38.000 You don't have to say www.

00:02:42.000 Okay?

00:02:43.000 It's not 1999.

00:02:45.000 You just say the thing.

00:02:46.000 Did you also know this, you fucking retard? 1.00

00:02:49.000 You can just type whatever you want in the URL bar at the top.

00:02:53.000 What is 3 million divided by 240,000?

00:02:58.000 The answer will appear.

00:03:00.000 Although, I got to say, I'm a Brave guy in every sense of the word, and I use Brave as a browser.

00:03:07.000 Brave isn't good at that.

00:03:09.000 There's some weird things with Brave.

00:03:12.000 Maybe I haven't updated all my Flash, but I find less videos play.

00:03:15.000 I can't do my weird question, like, what's 331 million divided by 1.7 million?

00:03:22.000 Which you can do in Chrome super easy, but Brave doesn't do it great.

00:03:27.000 And sometimes you'll look up something like Ryan Katsu Rivera's tits, right? 0.98

00:03:33.000 And it'll have zero results.

00:03:36.000 Zero results?

00:03:38.000 But that's DuckDuckGo's fault.

00:03:39.000 That's DuckDuckGo's, sorry.

00:03:41.000 Just show me like A. Ryan's tits. 1.00

00:03:46.000 There's no related issues.

00:03:47.000 Yeah, there's not any tits. 1.00

00:03:50.000 It's very rare on Chrome where you put something in and they have nothing.

00:03:58.000 All right.

00:04:01.000 This is a weird time of the week because normally on this show, we could play like the Rolling Stones and it's legal because we say that was the song written in 1968.

00:04:13.000 You can't always get what you want.

00:04:14.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:04:15.000 And talk about the song so it's got editorial context.

00:04:18.000 But I am on such a pube over at Red Tube.

00:04:22.000 I mean, Red Tube.

00:04:25.000 Wow, what are you doing over there?

00:04:27.000 Whoops.

00:04:27.000 Jesus.

00:04:28.000 Over at YouTube that it's only, it's like, this is every video is the last video on YouTube.

00:04:36.000 So I can't play any music that's not certified.

00:04:39.000 Anytime I have a picture, like if I say the word Star Wars, I get a warning from them saying you're really fucking.

00:04:45.000 I think the reason I'm still there, though, is because of Steven Crowder.

00:04:50.000 The reason you can see me on YouTube right now is because of Steven Crowder.

00:04:53.000 Here's my theory.

00:04:55.000 My theory is Steven spent a lot of money and got very organized with a legal team when they started fucking with him.

00:05:05.000 And I don't care if your company is worth $500 billion.

00:05:10.000 You have a legal team and they are very risk adverse.

00:05:14.000 So they can fire Ryan, they can get rid of Nick Fuentes, they can get rid of these people who don't have access to tons of money.

00:05:22.000 But then they go, the pros and cons of getting rid of Crowder, we're in court, we look bad, it's bad for the brand, we spend $300,000 getting rid of him and just don't, just let him be.

00:05:34.000 And I think because I raised a quarter mil for the SPLC, which we'll be talking about behind the paywall in half an hour, because I used Beastie Boys footage song in the clip, so we can't show it here.

00:05:50.000 I think because they saw me raise a quarter mil to fight the SPLC, they go, he's got money-raising powers.

00:05:57.000 Let's just let him be.

00:05:58.000 We'll just terrorize him a lot.

00:06:00.000 Maybe if we give him like 900 strikes for songs and using Ricky Gervais' The Office clips, then we can get him that way.

00:06:09.000 That is my theory.

00:06:10.000 What if they would ban you because of what the SPLC said?

00:06:14.000 They would use that as a source normally to ban you, right?

00:06:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, because that's going to come up in court with the discovery and help my case.

00:06:21.000 That's why they're not doing it, maybe.

00:06:21.000 Exactly.

00:06:22.000 Yeah, I think there's a lot of people out there who hate me so much.

00:06:25.000 They're scared of increasing my damages.

00:06:27.000 Right.

00:06:28.000 I'm doing great for money.

00:06:30.000 So, if I win 10 million from the SPLC, I'm going to have the most insane party of all time.

00:06:37.000 Madonna's going to be there.

00:06:39.000 I remember we interviewed this band at Vice like in the 90s.

00:06:43.000 What the hell were they called?

00:06:45.000 They were like a fuzz metal surf band.

00:06:48.000 King Rock.

00:06:49.000 What the fuck were they called?

00:06:51.000 Anyway, they were really cool and they were total zophed out surfer dudes.

00:06:56.000 And I said, so what are you guys going to do if you become famous?

00:07:00.000 What if you become the number one band in the world?

00:07:01.000 And they go, oh, dude, we're going to have a huge fucking party with free beer and fucking Madonna's going to be there. 1.00

00:07:08.000 That was the big thing in the 90s.

00:07:10.000 You're so rich, Madonna's at your party.

00:07:13.000 Now, if you saw Madonna at your party, this fucking porn granny, you just go, oh, hi. 1.00

00:07:19.000 You can go masturbate, I guess, in the bathroom or something.

00:07:24.000 I've been watching Waco.

00:07:26.000 I was just watching Waco before I drove down to a Will Smith movie called I Am Legend that is our office.

00:07:35.000 And it's a great show.

00:07:36.000 Are we going to get fucked if we... 0.59

00:07:40.000 Good question.

00:07:42.000 Good question.

00:07:44.000 I like your tone.

00:07:45.000 It's didactic.

00:07:47.000 You've got some good cadence there.

00:07:51.000 Didactic.

00:07:53.000 It's kind of freaking me out because Netflix is a propaganda tool.

00:07:58.000 And it's basically run by Barack Obama.

00:08:02.000 But I have a feeling, unlike the Chinese, these propagandists, all right, that's enough. 1.00

00:08:07.000 Don't show anymore.

00:08:09.000 Are inept.

00:08:12.000 For example, there was a documentary that Barack Obama produced on Netflix about Chinese factories.

00:08:20.000 And the premise seemed to be, you know what, we can work with China and globalism is fun.

00:08:26.000 And the unions, we can work with unions.

00:08:29.000 And let's let the Chinese in here and we can build factories over there and we're all friends. 0.99

00:08:33.000 And American factory, it was called.

00:08:36.000 And that, you can tell that's what they're going for.

00:08:38.000 They're going for China's not the enemy.

00:08:40.000 Globalism isn't bad.

00:08:42.000 We don't need borders.

00:08:43.000 Let's let Chinese people build factories here. 0.99

00:08:45.000 But if you have eyeballs on your face, you see these Chinese workers working like 10 months a year without seeing their fucking kids. 1.00

00:08:55.000 And you go, you live in hell.

00:08:58.000 Shithole doesn't begin to cover it.

00:09:00.000 You live in a horrible country that puts factory work over family.

00:09:05.000 And I was saying to my wife tonight, I go, if you don't see your kids for 10 months because they're with your parents and you're at some fucking factory in Beijing, 800 miles away, you have given them up for adoption.

00:09:19.000 Are you a parent if you see your kids for like a month, a year?

00:09:24.000 No, you're a cool uncle.

00:09:27.000 So anyway, I think Barack Obama is such a turd that he fucked up his propaganda.

00:09:33.000 Which goes back to that thing we were wondering when he talks about the wage gap with men and women.

00:09:37.000 They make 70 cents on the dollar.

00:09:41.000 Have you not Googled that dude?

00:09:43.000 Not for the same work, fuck nuts.

00:09:46.000 He called Barack Obama fuck nuts.

00:09:48.000 We should get him off of YouTube.

00:09:50.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

00:09:52.000 So I saw Waco is like their new tiger king over at Netflix.

00:09:57.000 And we're all talking about Netflix these days.

00:10:00.000 And I thought, I sent you all those sweaters.

00:10:03.000 So I just gave away the ending.

00:10:05.000 And I was confused because I don't get to the sweaters yet.

00:10:08.000 I was confused because I thought, how can anyone on Earth, actually anyone in outer space, how can an alien look at the Waco scenario and not hate the government?

00:10:20.000 You can hate David Koresh.

00:10:21.000 He did marry a 14-year-old.

00:10:23.000 It was legal at the time that Texas is fucked up.

00:10:26.000 But you can hate David Koresh for his polygamy.

00:10:31.000 I don't have a problem with that.

00:10:32.000 I'm not a huge polygamy guy, especially with the teenage daughter myself.

00:10:37.000 But this is how you get a polygamist, if it's illegal in your state, or someone dealing guns. 0.88

00:10:44.000 You catch him on his jog.

00:10:47.000 You tackle him to the ground.

00:10:49.000 So they fucking killed tons of these people.

00:10:55.000 I don't have a problem with the branch Davidians outside of the young girls. 0.88

00:10:59.000 I don't have a problem with people being so Christian.

00:11:01.000 I mean, that's what Hasidism is, right?

00:11:04.000 You're just very, very religious.

00:11:05.000 You read the Torah all day.

00:11:06.000 They were very, very Christian.

00:11:08.000 They read the Bible all day.

00:11:10.000 So that's on my beeswax.

00:11:13.000 But the fact that they went in there and killed women and children to save their own ass because people were dubious of the ATF and they wanted a heroic story.

00:11:24.000 How can you not hate the state?

00:11:25.000 Now, this is a time in America where the state is telling us we have to wear masks.

00:11:29.000 We can't go outdoors.

00:11:31.000 All the pussies are coming up. 0.97

00:11:32.000 This thing has been a boon for the tattletale communist pussy community, for the snitch community. 1.00

00:11:39.000 They're really thriving right now.

00:11:41.000 It's a disaster.

00:11:42.000 It's wildly un-American. 0.78

00:11:45.000 And so I would think if you are a globalist like Barack Obama and you want to push Netflix propaganda, Waco should be the last thing you show because it is one of the most egregious examples of the state overstepping their boundaries.

00:12:04.000 So I'm watching it with my broad, and she's a lib. 0.99

00:12:09.000 And even she was saying, yeah, there's no way you could take away that the state is the hero in this.

00:12:14.000 There are heroes.

00:12:15.000 There's like a couple of cool FBI guys, but we all know that as adults, that there's no big monolithic evil group where everyone's a bad guy.

00:12:25.000 But a more important takeaway with this film is the fucking sweaters.

00:12:32.000 It's ridiculous.

00:12:33.000 That is the only sweater on the show that's not a V-neck.

00:12:37.000 But the main negotiator has a different V-neck sweater every day.

00:12:43.000 There's one of the Branch Davidians.

00:12:45.000 That's another Lease V-neck.

00:12:47.000 Now, I'm sorry, I didn't know this when I started watching the show.

00:12:50.000 I would have had 100 of these.

00:12:52.000 But the main guy who looks Slovakian, that dude, you know him from all the New York.

00:12:58.000 Oh, you even do a Michael Shannon?

00:13:00.000 Yeah.

00:13:00.000 Detective Nelson Van Alden.

00:13:03.000 Well, put the camera on yourself when you're talking there, boy.

00:13:06.000 Detective Nelson Van Alden.

00:13:10.000 So you just talk slow and you're doing an imitation of the guy?

00:13:14.000 It's from Board of Block Empire.

00:13:16.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:18.000 It's just you talking slow.

00:13:21.000 So anyway, he has a different V-neck sweater in every scene, every day, which means that when he packed his bags to go somewhere, he packed seven sweaters.

00:13:34.000 How long was Waco?

00:13:35.000 I think was eight days.

00:13:37.000 He packed eight different sweaters.

00:13:39.000 Dude, first of all, Texas is never cold.

00:13:42.000 So you never need a sweater in Texas.

00:13:44.000 But secondly, who packs a different V-nex? 0.90

00:13:48.000 I think everyone, each one will be the same.

00:13:51.000 Everyone's fine with you having one sweater for your entire trip.

00:13:57.000 Look at that.

00:13:58.000 I hate that look, too.

00:14:00.000 That fucking pisses me off.

00:14:01.000 That's the thing with guys in finance in New York City.

00:14:04.000 They have this look all winter where it's a blazer, tie, and a dress shirt.

00:14:11.000 By the way, this is a very thin kind of a summary suit.

00:14:13.000 I am on fire in December when I wear this outside, okay?

00:14:19.000 But they add this ingredient that is infuriating.

00:14:22.000 It's a sweater that has a collar.

00:14:25.000 The collar's up.

00:14:28.000 It's not a huge collar, but the collar's up.

00:14:30.000 And then there's a zip.

00:14:32.000 So you could zip it like this.

00:14:33.000 I think it's a ski sweater, really.

00:14:35.000 You could zip it like this, like a turtleneck, but they are rebels, so they have it zipped all the way down, which is about to here.

00:14:41.000 And there's a steel zipper thing that a sphere on the end, not a circle.

00:14:48.000 And it looks like some sort of miniature sex toy, like some sort of strap-on.

00:14:53.000 And they have that on.

00:14:55.000 And it's purely for fashion because offices are all 70 degrees.

00:15:00.000 Wall Street is 70 degrees.

00:15:02.000 So you're sitting there cooking in your little fucking chemise. 0.98

00:15:07.000 I hate it.

00:15:10.000 And then when it gets to be spring, they wear this Patagonia thing with the quilted little tubes.

00:15:18.000 They all wear it.

00:15:19.000 The conformity in the upper middle class New York City finance people is like bordering on stormtroopers, which reminds me of Heshy Socks.

00:15:34.000 And we're going to have a bunch of giveaways behind the paywall of Heshy Socks and other fun stuff.

00:15:40.000 In fact, last show was so hysterical that Heshy, our sponsor, called us and upped the auntie and had us give out more free socks.

00:15:52.000 I think you've got a pair right there, Ryan.

00:15:54.000 I do.

00:15:56.000 Now, you said that you use those as a teddy bear and you sleep with them.

00:15:59.000 You don't want to put them on your feet.

00:16:02.000 Yep.

00:16:05.000 I did.

00:16:05.000 I'll say that.

00:16:07.000 Hashy socks are the most comfortable kick-ass fashion shows, fashion socks for work or play. 0.98

00:16:12.000 And then our ad guy is put in brackets sex. 0.96

00:16:16.000 So I guess you should have sex with these on. 1.00

00:16:19.000 Actually, women look great in bed with socks, don't they? 1.00

00:16:23.000 I think I prefer socks to heels.

00:16:26.000 I never quite got into the sneakers thing with intercourse.

00:16:32.000 Oh, you created an ad for this.

00:16:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:37.000 Let's see your commercial that you were not told to make.

00:16:40.000 Yes.

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00:16:48.000 Well, fret no more, because Heshy Socks are functional and fashionable. 0.96

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00:17:01.000 Thanks, Hashi Socks.

00:17:02.000 You are...

00:17:04.000 *crying*

00:17:07.000 What do you mean?

00:17:08.000 Why didn't you do narration on top of that?

00:17:10.000 I did.

00:17:10.000 You didn't hear it again?

00:17:11.000 No.

00:17:12.000 Was it in your headphones?

00:17:13.000 Yeah, here, look, check it out.

00:17:14.000 This is the weirdest thing.

00:17:15.000 Thank you.

00:17:24.000 This is not interesting to people at home.

00:17:30.000 Okay, okay, that's fine.

00:17:32.000 That's weird, though.

00:17:33.000 That's weird, though.

00:17:35.000 Like, I don't understand why this has come through.

00:17:37.000 That's like the only time that I've needed headphones on this show, and it drives me nuts that Howard Stern and Joe Rogan wear headphones.

00:17:44.000 I did a podcast you can find on my YouTube channel called Can I Ask You a Question?

00:17:49.000 And I shot it at Red Bull Studios, and they have super, they have infinite money.

00:17:54.000 So I had these amazing headphones, and I'm sitting there talking to like Justin Thoreau, and we can hear, it's like AMSMR shit.

00:18:06.000 We can hear like our spit.

00:18:08.000 It's really distracting.

00:18:10.000 And I don't understand why Howard Stern, who makes $90 million a year, needs to have headphones.

00:18:14.000 Just have it come out of a speaker.

00:18:16.000 All my interviews, all my phone calls tonight will come out of that speaker.

00:18:19.000 And I'll hear them fine.

00:18:20.000 And they won't reverberate through my mic.

00:18:23.000 The technology has improved.

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00:18:51.000 And then behind the paywall, I'm giving away two pairs of Heshi socks to call it one and two.

00:18:57.000 Not to criticize our sales guy, but he puts sex in brackets, right?

00:19:03.000 When he was talking about for work or play, but they're men's socks.

00:19:07.000 So he's suggesting men wear these during intercourse, which is not a great look.

00:19:13.000 No.

00:19:15.000 No, women do well with socks. 1.00

00:19:17.000 There's some basic rules with nudity in intercourse. 0.98

00:19:19.000 Men look good with jeans on and no shirt, even if they're fat.

00:19:24.000 When they wear a shirt with no pants, they look like Piglet, no matter what.

00:19:28.000 Women, on the other hand, look like Strange, offensive lesbians when they just wear pants with no shirt. 1.00

00:19:34.000 But with a shirt and no pants, they always look fantastic, even if they're fat.

00:19:38.000 And as far as socks go, during intercourse, women look cozy and fun, and men look like Elliot Spitzer. 0.63

00:19:46.000 That was his thing.

00:19:51.000 I hate living.

00:19:53.000 These YouTube shows are like living in a communist country.

00:19:57.000 Because even that clip, I go, are we going to get in trouble for that clip?

00:20:00.000 For that one?

00:20:01.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:20:02.000 You're in a state of fear.

00:20:03.000 This is what communism is like.

00:20:05.000 This is what socialism is like.

00:20:07.000 Are we in trouble?

00:20:08.000 Did we do something wrong?

00:20:09.000 Was I bad?

00:20:10.000 Are you mad?

00:20:11.000 Am I going away?

00:20:11.000 Am I fired?

00:20:12.000 Am I cut out?

00:20:14.000 Boy, they're really cracking down on the old GOML. 0.93

00:20:16.000 I was telling our subscribers yesterday that Sky News is banned as in Britain.

00:20:21.000 We're getting banned in New Zealand.

00:20:23.000 Google is taking my mass emails and sending them into spam.

00:20:27.000 I advertised on Drudge, and Drudge was all for it.

00:20:31.000 Yes, please.

00:20:32.000 And Google killed the ad.

00:20:35.000 So when you went to the Drudge Report where my ad was up, it was just a blank space.

00:20:40.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:20:42.000 It is indecent.

00:20:44.000 And I did that Discord the other day, and some guy was defending socialism, and I assumed he was going to use Denmark or Finland or something.

00:20:51.000 And I'm very well prepared to point out that those places are not the socialist utopias you think they are.

00:20:58.000 Which is why, by the way, we're promoting the concept of invading Greenland.

00:21:04.000 And we used to want Trump to do it, but Denmark owns Greenland.

00:21:09.000 They have a standing army of 12,000.

00:21:11.000 We have 16,000 subscribers.

00:21:13.000 This show could take over Greenland. 0.81

00:21:20.000 And I don't know why I'm matching the armies.

00:21:22.000 Are we all both going to die?

00:21:24.000 No, I think we'll kill 10 Denmark soldiers and they'll go, all right, all right, all right.

00:21:30.000 Hold your wish.

00:21:31.000 Calm down.

00:21:32.000 Because there's unbelievable resources opening up here with ice melting.

00:21:38.000 Did you mention the caller's example of the tangent?

00:21:42.000 So he, so he, I go, give me an example of socialism or communism working.

00:21:46.000 He goes, Soviet Russia. 0.87

00:21:49.000 My guy.

00:21:50.000 My guy.

00:21:52.000 And I've actually never heard that before.

00:21:54.000 Actually, when James O'Keefe exposed the Bernie bros and we heard them defending gulags, I thought, oh, that's a new one.

00:22:04.000 I had assumed like the gulag archipelago had shown you that Soviet Russia was hell on earth and the best way to defend social movements was to say, no, that wasn't us.

00:22:15.000 We have a better idea.

00:22:16.000 But to double down and go, no, that's us.

00:22:19.000 That's like a cop saying, you say police brutality is a problem.

00:22:23.000 And they go, no, it's not.

00:22:24.000 And you go, what about when they shoved that poll up Abner Luima's ass?

00:22:28.000 And then the pro-cop guy goes, yeah, he deserved it.

00:22:32.000 He was a bitch. 1.00

00:22:33.000 Whoa.

00:22:35.000 You're supposed to say, all cops hate Justin Volpe.

00:22:38.000 That was a terrible moment in NYPD history.

00:22:41.000 But that's not, the left is like, no, I like gulags.

00:22:45.000 I like living in constant fear of my mother ratting me out to the Soviet Union where I have to go to re-education camp.

00:22:54.000 And they talked, remember?

00:22:55.000 Project Veritest exposed them talking about sending us conservatives, or I hate the word conservative, but like non-liberals, non-fans of Barack and Hillary, sending us to re-education camps to quote unquote teach us how not to be Nazis.

00:23:14.000 That doesn't look fun.

00:23:16.000 Looks great.

00:23:17.000 If you want to lose weight.

00:23:19.000 It worked for the government, I'm sure.

00:23:21.000 Yeah.

00:23:23.000 You didn't ask.

00:23:23.000 I got to explain this to my daughter.

00:23:25.000 I saw her watching these videos for school today, and it was like Birmingham, Alabama, and black people being, you know, firebombed and killed, and Martin Luther King, which is all great. 1.00

00:23:34.000 She has to know all that stuff.

00:23:36.000 But I can tell the subtext is that we're a horrible, racist country, and we did horrible things.

00:23:42.000 And then you become the bad guy where you're like, you know, Martin Luther King was no saint.

00:23:47.000 Right here, not Archie Boca.

00:23:48.000 And then you're not helping your cause any because like my dad said Martin Luther King was a piece of shit.

00:23:53.000 No, but can, hey, teachers with our kids, can you stop like regurgitating our worst moments again and again and again?

00:24:01.000 It's almost like we're in a divorce and you're like, your father got drunk one Christmas Eve and threw up under the Christmas tree.

00:24:10.000 Here's a video of it.

00:24:11.000 Do a book report on it.

00:24:12.000 Yeah.

00:24:13.000 I'm sorry half a century ago, I was a shitty person.

00:24:17.000 You know, wouldn't if they said only if it was didacticable, okay, frankly, this shit.

00:24:26.000 This is Trump if he got hit by a car, God forbid.

00:24:29.000 This is Trump if he had your IQ.

00:24:35.000 No, but if they said just crappy stuff about Martin Luther King, I feel like you would be like, well, no, he also did some good stuff, too.

00:24:40.000 So it's about being.

00:24:42.000 Yeah, I just don't like the propaganda she gets.

00:24:46.000 He's like a superhero where he was perfect.

00:24:48.000 Yeah, like the other assignment she had, I've already talked about this on the show, where there's a 50s housewife in high heels vacuuming. 1.00

00:24:56.000 And the question is, is this woman happy?

00:25:00.000 And you know what you're supposed to say.

00:25:02.000 God forbid you say yes.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, she looks happy to me.

00:25:06.000 She's wearing high heels. 0.54

00:25:07.000 She's in hell.

00:25:08.000 She's in a fucking commercial. 0.99

00:25:12.000 Would you like her to have a shit stained t-shirt on? 1.00

00:25:16.000 Some hashy socks?

00:25:19.000 The fuck?

00:25:20.000 And by the way, she's not even in a commercial.

00:25:23.000 She's a drawing in a commercial.

00:25:25.000 She's a watercolor painting in a commercial.

00:25:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:25:30.000 She looks so fancy.

00:25:31.000 The artists were not thinking about how comfortable this cartoon was.

00:25:35.000 Should the artists have drawn some zits on her ass? 1.00

00:25:39.000 Fuck.

00:25:40.000 All right, let's go behind the paywall. 0.57

00:25:43.000 This is our last read.

00:25:44.000 And we've got a fun video about the SPLC.

00:25:47.000 We're going to be taking some calls.

00:25:48.000 We're going to be going through the news.

00:25:49.000 I've got a fun theory.

00:25:50.000 I'm obsessed with David Shortel, the guy who was there 15 minutes before Roger Stone was busted.

00:26:00.000 15 minutes and you weren't tipped off?

00:26:02.000 No, I'm just really good at stakeouts.

00:26:04.000 Really?

00:26:04.000 What were some of your other stakeouts?

00:26:06.000 None.

00:26:07.000 Hmm.

00:26:08.000 That's interesting.

00:26:09.000 I'm just going to go to City Field now.

00:26:12.000 And when Cespidus is up, I'm going to be taking his place and literally knocking it out of the park.

00:26:19.000 Because I'm lucky like you, David Chartel.

00:26:21.000 But I have a theory that he's fucking this Palance chick. 1.00

00:26:24.000 And she threw him that scoop so he wouldn't dump her fat ass. 1.00

00:26:29.000 Anyway, we can talk like that behind the paywall out of the eyes and ears of Soviet Russia and the bots. 0.80

00:26:37.000 Even try to get a signature from somebody from a concert that you saw just waiting at that door, just waiting for them to come out.

00:26:44.000 Good luck.

00:26:45.000 And that's not even a stakeout.

00:26:48.000 Okay, that's kind of not really where I was going with my analogy.

00:26:50.000 The analogy.

00:26:51.000 My analogy was you are the best at the world of something you tried once.

00:26:57.000 Right.

00:26:58.000 But mine is the actual stakeout itself.

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00:28:19.000 Why are you setting up calls?

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00:28:27.000 And then we'll have the Heshisock giveaway after this post.

00:28:30.000 All right.

00:28:31.000 So that's half an hour into the show.

00:28:34.000 I'm sorry, freeloaders, that I give you so little and bombard you with so much advertising, but nothing's free.

00:28:42.000 I remember in Vice days, we were a free magazine, right?

00:28:46.000 Because we realized far into the game that charging for the price, cover price, barely covers putting it in magazine shops.

00:28:55.000 So let's just put them everywhere for free and we'll lose like 40 bucks a month.

00:29:02.000 And then we said people could subscribe.

00:29:05.000 And so we'd say, okay, well, we'll just charge you postage.

00:29:09.000 So it's like 50 bucks a year, whatever the fuck it was.

00:29:11.000 And they would get all pissy and say, you said it was free.

00:29:16.000 What?

00:29:18.000 This is, I'm noticing this with COVID too.

00:29:20.000 Like Howard Stern was bitching about COVID and he was saying, Trump was supposed to protect us.

00:29:25.000 That's his job.

00:29:26.000 And now we all have this fucking flu.

00:29:28.000 Fuck him.

00:29:28.000 Tim Heidegger was doing the same thing, screaming at Trump.

00:29:32.000 Trump, how did you let this happen?

00:29:34.000 And you go, every single country in the world had this ridiculous, exaggerated pandemic.

00:29:42.000 But you're mad at Trump.

00:29:43.000 And it's just like a kid like, dad, I wasn't, no one asked me to prom.

00:29:48.000 What the fuck's the matter with you?

00:29:51.000 People just want to give up their liberties.

00:29:54.000 I want, not only will I wear a mask and stay inside, I want you to.

00:29:57.000 And why is there even a disease in the first place?

00:30:00.000 You're my boss.

00:30:01.000 You're the king.

00:30:02.000 You're God.

00:30:04.000 You should have made it go away.

00:30:05.000 You should have got fired.

00:30:07.000 You should get in trouble.

00:30:08.000 Be brave.

00:30:09.000 And never stop fighting.

00:30:10.000 We'll be right back.

00:30:28.000 Wait, he says post-roll twice.

00:30:32.000 Now that they're gone, now we can relax.

00:30:35.000 Whew, let's play the Rolling Stones and watch Star Wars.

00:30:40.000 You'll try walking with your butties glued together. 0.88

00:30:43.000 I'm so glad that she's my little girl.

00:30:48.000 She's the most unyotubable thing imaginable. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Do you have that clip?

00:30:54.000 Dig up that clip of Anthony Coomia walking like C-3PO.

00:30:59.000 Yes, I do.

00:30:59.000 He's a really hard guy to imitate, but he does have C-3PO gestures.

00:31:05.000 Sure does.

00:31:06.000 Hello.

00:31:08.000 I can't believe you beat him in the audition for the Eastside Dave Star Wars Spectacular.

00:31:11.000 Oh, that thing was so fucking stupid.

00:31:13.000 At Compound Media, there's this nerd called Eastside Dave, and he has a show, and he did all of Star Wars, and he got costumes and the script, and he had green screens, so he made all the backdrops.

00:31:25.000 And so we're sitting there going like, hey, C-3PO, what are you doing over there?

00:31:32.000 And I said to Dave, why are we doing this?

00:31:35.000 Like, how is this beneficial to make a very, very, very shitty Star Wars?

00:31:41.000 Here he is.

00:31:42.000 Watch this.

00:31:42.000 C-3PO gets out of his car.

00:31:44.000 Oh, Atu, what are you doing?

00:31:46.000 Oh, here we are.

00:31:51.000 I'm Come here 3PO.

00:31:53.000 That's what the C-stance were. 0.59

00:31:56.000 But I said to Dave, just tell, like, curb your enthusiasm.

00:32:01.000 Tell us the ins and the outs of the scene.

00:32:03.000 I'm not fucking 10, so I don't Star Wars memorized.

00:32:06.000 Oh, hello.

00:32:07.000 Here we are.

00:32:08.000 Oh, I do.

00:32:13.000 And then just make it spontaneous.

00:32:15.000 And he had Big A, Big Fat Weirdo.

00:32:18.000 I can't tell if he's retarded or not. 1.00

00:32:21.000 Oh, shit.

00:32:22.000 Remember that Jewish chick with the perfect hits that was in it? 1.00

00:32:24.000 They're all legend.

00:32:27.000 And just have them improv.

00:32:29.000 That could Have been huge, so he maintains the plot, but he has Star Wars off the cuff.

00:32:39.000 And Kumi is fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Big A fucking, what's his name?

00:32:44.000 Bozo?

00:32:45.000 Bobo.

00:32:47.000 There'll be no escape for the princess this time.

00:32:51.000 Why are you doing an Anthony Kumi impression during Star Wars?

00:32:56.000 Look, I gotta wait.

00:32:57.000 And you can tell I'm looking at the teleprompter just like SNL.

00:33:00.000 Why are you wearing my shirt?

00:33:02.000 Am I wearing your shirt?

00:33:04.000 Oh, yeah, that's your shirt.

00:33:06.000 Where are those transmissions you intercepted?

00:33:09.000 What have you done with those places?

00:33:11.000 See, this should all be spontaneous.

00:33:14.000 Fucking lame.

00:33:15.000 Anyway, all right, I think this bitch is fucking David Shortow. 1.00

00:33:21.000 Because she is, it seems to be the top Roger Stone person at CNN.

00:33:27.000 So when the FBI calls, they say, we want to give you a scoop of the century.

00:33:32.000 Who's your Roger Stone person?

00:33:34.000 And they go, it's this fat bitch who gets on everyone's nerves named, what's her name? 1.00

00:33:40.000 Caitlin Palance?

00:33:42.000 Yeah.

00:33:44.000 Caitlin Palance.

00:33:46.000 So if you go to David Shortel's Twitter, he's all retweeting Caitlin Palance.

00:33:54.000 And they're both retweeting each other back and forth, back and forth.

00:33:57.000 So they're very close, right?

00:34:00.000 So here's the facts.

00:34:01.000 Caitlin Palance is obsessed with Roger Stone.

00:34:05.000 She's the Roger Stone person.

00:34:06.000 That's a fact.

00:34:07.000 Fact number two, CNN was tipped off.

00:34:10.000 There's no arguing.

00:34:11.000 Fact number three, a noob named David Chortel was there.

00:34:16.000 Can we start melding these together?

00:34:19.000 Can we start fingering a very libidinous woman who just had a baby and you can fit three in? 1.00

00:34:26.000 She's fucking him. 1.00

00:34:28.000 And she knows she's not that attractive.

00:34:30.000 She's got some young piece of meat. 1.00

00:34:32.000 He's lazy.

00:34:33.000 And he's like, I'm fucking a fat broad.

00:34:35.000 I don't really care about weight or looks.

00:34:38.000 And she hands me the biggest scoop in the century.

00:34:40.000 I'm going to be the next Anderson Cooper.

00:34:42.000 So, yeah, I'll take it on.

00:34:44.000 Look, there he is.

00:34:45.000 What's this?

00:34:46.000 February 7th.

00:34:47.000 Oh, he doesn't even tweet that much.

00:34:49.000 No, his Instagram's pretty barren, too.

00:34:51.000 He's not ambitious.

00:34:54.000 He just fucks this fat bitch. 1.00

00:34:59.000 A legend.

00:35:00.000 I bet he's not even ambitious about that.

00:35:01.000 I bet he eats her out for every seven blowjobs. 1.00

00:35:04.000 That's rude.

00:35:05.000 Yeah.

00:35:06.000 It's supposed to be two blowjobs for every pussy licking. 1.00

00:35:11.000 But yeah, go back to the link I sent.

00:35:14.000 Why did I send you that link?

00:35:17.000 What does she say?

00:35:18.000 Today was a busy day in Roger Stone Connected News, which I'm obsessed with.

00:35:22.000 Jonathan Kravis, the ex-Stone producer, told David Chartel and me his resignation was the most painful experience of his career.

00:35:30.000 Like, just take that tweet and the people involved and make it into a cigar.

00:35:36.000 Go into your living room.

00:35:38.000 No, actually, your wife will get mad. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Go out onto your balcony and take that fucking fat guy from The Sopranos and that little blowtorch thing you cigar people use. 0.89

00:35:49.000 Butane.

00:35:49.000 And just sit there and go, all right, what are the facts?

00:35:56.000 And it becomes an inevitability.

00:36:01.000 I'm sorry.

00:36:02.000 What's that supposed to mean?

00:36:07.000 Also in the news, that incel doc we talked about, I read this fucking review in the New York Times about it that gave me AIDS.

00:36:19.000 So that's the woman that I was crapping on, and I'm sorry I'm so mean.

00:36:23.000 But lady, if you're going to be a director, you got to take the crunchy with the smooth.

00:36:26.000 She goes, New York Times, and by the way, this dock is getting serious traction.

00:36:32.000 New York Times is mad I didn't spend more time in the film browbeating a 20-year-old Texan about his Confederate flag pin allergic to objectivity.

00:36:41.000 So click on the link.

00:36:43.000 This is some bitch. 1.00

00:36:44.000 I think she was at Vice and she was at MTV for a while as their film reviewer.

00:36:48.000 And there's this horrible tendency now with this dying dinosaur media where they go, we need the babysitter dollar.

00:36:56.000 Do you have any chicks?

00:36:57.000 So the New Yorker, the New York Times, all these well-established news sources that used to have grizzled old reporters who busted their ass are getting fucking airhead babysitters to regurgitate their stupid lesbian film theory dogma that they learned at their shitty college that ripped them off so she writes this thing bring on debates blah blah blah it's a very benign fucking review right and then she ends the the review with the last line caveat 1.00

00:37:28.000 like bitch that's not how you write these are your notes like you can't just say caveat colon p.s you have to say if there's one caveat i would have proposed to the director before giving the thumbs up it would be she needs to address the confederate flag pin so one of the guys a texan born and raised right who went to an all-Mexican school so There's context there.

00:37:58.000 Go back to it.

00:37:59.000 He has two Confederate flag pins.

00:38:06.000 They're smaller than a dime.

00:38:08.000 One's on his jean jacket.

00:38:09.000 One's on his cuff link.

00:38:10.000 And this cunt is so untraveled that she sees that as a Nazi flag. 1.00

00:38:18.000 If you drive down the 95...

00:38:21.000 Please tell me I haven't already covered this on the show.

00:38:22.000 I don't think so.

00:38:24.000 Because I've been screaming about it with my wife.

00:38:27.000 Ever since I saw it.

00:38:28.000 If you drive down the 95, headed to Delaware, you will see a Confederate flag right on the highway that is as big as this Manhattan building.

00:38:38.000 Like, I didn't even know you could make textiles that big.

00:38:42.000 Where's the sewing machine?

00:38:44.000 It must be like 50 of the biggest imaginable flags sewn together.

00:38:50.000 I think they make it in space and they slowly descend it.

00:38:53.000 I think aliens...

00:38:54.000 It's like the pyramids.

00:38:55.000 Aliens made it.

00:38:56.000 And you see the Confederate flag and upstate New York it's on Billy Idol's guitar.

00:39:01.000 It doesn't mean I'm pro-slavery, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:39:05.000 You have to be so uptight and so urban.

00:39:09.000 You have to be such a city dweller who has never left the fucking Manhattan Island to not know that the Confederate flag is everywhere.

00:39:19.000 And it doesn't mean I'm a fucking Nazi.

00:39:21.000 And what's she supposed to do in this incel doc?

00:39:24.000 Stop the documentary and go, hey, oh, what the fuck's with that?

00:39:28.000 She's not even in the documentary.

00:39:29.000 There's no narrator.

00:39:30.000 So how do you address it?

00:39:32.000 Like, you'd have to say, oh, these?

00:39:34.000 Yeah, I'm a southerner and they represent rebellion in the south to me.

00:39:40.000 Fucking irritating.

00:39:41.000 Speaking of rebellion in the south, I have a video that explains my case with the SPLC.

00:39:49.000 We've had some viewers asking what happened to their money, is the case going forward.

00:39:55.000 And I thought I would give them an update and also say that during my research, I have learned that they are, I think, 30 times more corrupt than I thought they were.

00:40:05.000 Even the Klan thing about them destroying the Klan is horse shit and part of their scam.

00:40:13.000 So I want to give you an update on the case.

00:40:16.000 I want to explain that they're much more corrupt than I thought.

00:40:19.000 And I think the best way to do that is in the following video.

00:40:26.000 Music The SPLC destroyed my reputation, so I destroyed theirs.

00:40:37.000 And all I had to do was tell the truth.

00:40:43.000 The SPLC is a scam.

00:40:45.000 They've always been a scam.

00:40:46.000 They're not about fighting hate.

00:40:47.000 They actually generate hate.

00:40:49.000 It's just a fundraising rip-off machine.

00:40:52.000 And America, especially the media, have fallen for it.

00:40:54.000 So allow me to go back to the beginning.

00:40:56.000 They were founded in 1971, a few years after Martin Luther King was assassinated.

00:41:00.000 Now, when Martin Luther King was assassinated, the entire country took a right-angled turn.

00:41:04.000 Before that, they were sympathetic to him and they said, yeah, yeah, yeah, blacks have different drinking fountains, whatever.

00:41:09.000 We'll get to it.

00:41:10.000 After the assassination, the entire country said, holy shit, what can I do?

00:41:17.000 I want to get involved.

00:41:18.000 I want to fix this problem.

00:41:19.000 Now, Martin Luther King and his friend, Southern Baptist minister Ralph Abernathy, they had a group called the SBLC.

00:41:28.000 It was the Southern, oh, sorry, SCLC, the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, right?

00:41:36.000 And after Martin Luther King was assassinated, Ralph Abernathy handled it.

00:41:40.000 And they were getting tons of money, tons of attention, rightfully so, tons of power.

00:41:46.000 The actual incorporation papers of the SPLC are Morris Dees, Jolovin, and Charles Abernathy.

00:41:54.000 Why was he chosen?

00:41:55.000 Because he has the same last name as Ralph Abernathy, and it's a bait and switch.

00:42:01.000 They were born to rip off Martin Luther King's organization.

00:42:06.000 Hey, honey, can you go write a check to what?

00:42:08.000 Ralph Abernathy's SCLC.

00:42:11.000 Okay, you get to the check place.

00:42:13.000 There's a box for Charles Abernathy's SPLC.

00:42:17.000 I guess this is the one I'm supposed to send to.

00:42:19.000 There's the money.

00:42:22.000 So they ride on that scam for a long time.

00:42:25.000 And then their biggest grift happens in 1987.

00:42:29.000 There was a horrific lynching of a guy named Michael Donald.

00:42:33.000 And the KKK was responsible.

00:42:36.000 So they won a judgment, but the SPLC got involved and did a civil suit where they won his mother, Beula May Donald, $7 million.

00:42:45.000 And the story was, oh, it was the woman that broke the clan.

00:42:48.000 And the SPLC destroyed the Klan.

00:42:51.000 And even I've said this before.

00:42:53.000 I knew the whole story that, well, they were good.

00:42:55.000 They got rid of the Klan, but now they're corrupt.

00:42:57.000 No, even that story was corruption.

00:43:00.000 So they won the settlement, but the Klan back then was what the Klan is now.

00:43:05.000 Nothing.

00:43:06.000 They didn't have $7 million.

00:43:08.000 They had an old broken down warehouse that was worth $54,000.

00:43:13.000 And that's what they got.

00:43:15.000 That's what the Donald family got.

00:43:16.000 The Donald family hate the SPLC because they ripped them off and it gets worse.

00:43:22.000 So they get this heroic reputation.

00:43:24.000 We killed the Klan.

00:43:25.000 We destroyed the Klan.

00:43:26.000 And they start sending mailouts.

00:43:27.000 That was their big fundraising technique.

00:43:29.000 Morris Dees kind of pioneered the whole concept of mailout charity getting money for that.

00:43:35.000 And so they would use this picture.

00:43:37.000 I don't know if I can show this picture on YouTube, but it's a picture of Michael Donald hanging, bloodied, dead.

00:43:46.000 They used his corpse and said, look, see this guy?

00:43:49.000 We stopped this.

00:43:50.000 We stopped the Klan.

00:43:51.000 They proceeded to raise $9 million using his dead body.

00:43:56.000 Not a red cent went to the Donald family.

00:43:59.000 All they got was that crappy warehouse.

00:44:02.000 So that brings us to now, where they realize that, you know, that photograph, this grift of we're fighting hate, we're stopping hate makes them hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:44:16.000 There's been some great videos about this.

00:44:18.000 Prager U did a good video on this.

00:44:19.000 John Stossel did a good video on this, but they keep upping the amount of money they make, and they've got offshore accounts.

00:44:25.000 I think they're worth a billion dollars, but I think their books show something like 500 million.

00:44:32.000 And the way you keep getting money is you keep generating more hate.

00:44:36.000 So the KKK are obliterated.

00:44:38.000 Who do we blame now?

00:44:39.000 Well, let's just make everyone slightly conservative or Christian a hate group. 0.95

00:44:44.000 So they destroyed Jennifer Morse from the Ruth Institute because she opposed gay adoption. 0.99

00:44:50.000 They created a hate list of dangerous figures that included Ben Carson, Laura Ingram, Janine Pirow.

00:44:57.000 They put the Family Research Council on a hate list.

00:45:00.000 And some, because they hate homosexuals, right?

00:45:03.000 They don't hate homosexuals. 0.98

00:45:04.000 They're just a normal Christian conservative group.

00:45:06.000 This is a perfect example of them generating hate where there was none.

00:45:11.000 So some nut, what's his name?

00:45:12.000 Floyd Lee Kirkins or something?

00:45:14.000 Floyd Lee Corkins goes there with the gun to kill them all.

00:45:19.000 And he brought Chick-fil-A sandwiches because he thinks they're homophobic too.

00:45:23.000 And he was going to put them in the corpses' mouths after he's done.

00:45:26.000 But a black security guard got in his way, got shot.

00:45:30.000 So, as far as I'm concerned, the SPLC got a black man shot.

00:45:35.000 And the shooting didn't happen.

00:45:38.000 They put Ayan Hirsi Ali on their hate list for her anti-Muslim rhetoric.

00:45:43.000 This is a woman who didn't like that she was genitally mutilated. 1.00

00:45:46.000 How dare she complain?

00:45:47.000 They did the same thing to Majid Nawaz.

00:45:49.000 He sued them for 3.4 million.

00:45:51.000 And I'm suing them too.

00:45:53.000 They painted me as a Nazi.

00:45:55.000 They painted the Proud Boys as a hate group.

00:45:57.000 They managed to convince the media that black proud boys are racist and Jewish proud boys are anti-Semitic and gay proud boys have some sort of deep-seated self-hatred.

00:46:06.000 Unbelievable suspension of disbelief to get there.

00:46:09.000 And so free speech attorney Ron Coleman and I put together an ironclad complaint that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SPLC are a group that creates hate where there isn't.

00:46:18.000 And they use this lie to raise money.

00:46:21.000 Tyler O'Neal has a new book about it, by the way, called Making Hate Pay that just came out.

00:46:25.000 And it's incredible.

00:46:25.000 And it documents all the things I'm saying.

00:46:27.000 So after I filed this complaint, Richard Cohen totally laughed it off.

00:46:32.000 And he said, he said, the fact that I was suing them and the fact that I was matched shows that they're doing the right thing.

00:46:41.000 So immediately after we made the complaint public, we started a fund, defendgavin.com.

00:46:45.000 We raised a quarter of a million dollars and instantly the SPLC stopped laughing.

00:46:49.000 Richard Cohen, the guy who said his suit has no merit, fired Morris D's.

00:46:55.000 And then he said, whatever happened at the SPLC happened on my watch.

00:46:58.000 I'll take the hit.

00:47:00.000 And then he stepped down.

00:47:01.000 His head illegal realized that in my lawsuit, there's going to be discovery.

00:47:05.000 We're going to see your emails.

00:47:06.000 So she stepped down.

00:47:08.000 And then, oh, this particularly odious woman who was behind a lot of the propaganda over there, Heidi Byrick, she stepped down. 1.00

00:47:16.000 All of them gone.

00:47:17.000 And they said, okay, well, we've completely decapitated our organization.

00:47:21.000 We have to get someone in who can save us.

00:47:25.000 So they get Tina Chen in. 1.00

00:47:26.000 She's a minority. 0.99

00:47:27.000 She was Michelle Obama's chief of staff.

00:47:29.000 She'll fix everything.

00:47:31.000 And then Gavin won't have a case.

00:47:33.000 So at the exact same time they do that, Michelle Obama says to Tina Chen, hey, there's something going on with Jesse Smollett, and he's my friend, and I love the show Empire.

00:47:43.000 So just make it go away.

00:47:45.000 So Tina Chen says, all right, well, you got to make this go away.

00:47:48.000 And they do, and they get caught.

00:47:50.000 So that's Tina Chen's reputation destroyed. 1.00

00:47:54.000 That's what it takes to stop a bully.

00:47:56.000 You have to punch them in the nose.

00:47:58.000 You have to fight to win.

00:48:00.000 After we did the complaint, the SPLC did a motion to dismiss.

00:48:03.000 The ACLU jumped into their motion to dismiss and said, we agree.

00:48:08.000 You shouldn't do this, judge.

00:48:09.000 The judge said, what are you doing here?

00:48:11.000 The ACLU, get out of here. 0.99

00:48:12.000 Dismissed their motion to dismiss the dismissal.

00:48:15.000 Just shoo.

00:48:17.000 And right now it's still in the judge's hands.

00:48:19.000 We haven't begun the lawsuit.

00:48:21.000 So I'm already winning.

00:48:23.000 It's round one of this fight, and they're teetering and tottering all over the ring.

00:48:29.000 You have to fight to win.

00:48:32.000 And fighting solves everything.

00:48:34.000 You gotta fight!

00:48:36.000 For your right!

00:48:38.000 to party.

00:48:40.000 You gotta...

00:48:48.000 That's gotta go.

00:48:49.000 That's to get Ron in there, I thought.

00:48:50.000 That's to get what?

00:48:51.000 To get Ron.

00:48:52.000 Ron doesn't care about fame.

00:48:53.000 I thought you wanted to get in there.

00:48:55.000 No, it just looks really awkward that someone is wrapping up a show.

00:48:58.000 I thought you were gonna put that after I was done talking.

00:49:01.000 No, you said kill that, just fade to black.

00:49:03.000 Right, so just kill that.

00:49:05.000 Okay, but then you said you wanted Ron, don't export yet.

00:49:07.000 All right, I put Ron.

00:49:09.000 Yeah.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, I was wrong.

00:49:10.000 That's usually how it goes.

00:49:11.000 It's not you fucking up the instructions.

00:49:13.000 It's always me giving you the wrong instructions.

00:49:16.000 I wanted to see me wrapping up a show and then just have Ron appear and fade away like some sort of fucking ghost.

00:49:22.000 I don't know.

00:49:23.000 Right at the conclusion?

00:49:25.000 That was always discussed after the end of the whole video because we had dead air as we were listening to the Beastie Boys.

00:49:32.000 Okay.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, you're wrong, Ryan.

00:49:35.000 You literally asked me, the last thing you asked me, you said, put Ron in there.

00:49:38.000 Don't export yet.

00:49:39.000 I said, okay.

00:49:40.000 And I said, can you look at the monitor?

00:49:41.000 And you didn't.

00:49:41.000 You were working on the shirts.

00:49:42.000 I was like, all right, I'm going to export. 0.99

00:49:44.000 I would never, yeah, but I'm saying you misinterpreted my instructions.

00:49:44.000 And you said, fine.

00:49:48.000 When I was talking about putting Ron in there, I meant at the very, very end.

00:49:51.000 You don't stick a ghost in someone's conclusion.

00:49:56.000 So when I was listening through and I was like, where do you mention Ron?

00:49:58.000 I was listening for it and I was like, I'm just going to put it here because you mentioned that we're doing the suit.

00:50:01.000 No, no, I mentioned Ron halfway through.

00:50:04.000 I said Ron Coleman and I put together a complaint.

00:50:07.000 So I'm going to put a picture of him there.

00:50:09.000 Yeah, okay, fine.

00:50:10.000 Noting.

00:50:13.000 Also, we should get the security guard, the black security guard, who was shot.

00:50:17.000 I've never seen him before.

00:50:19.000 I know someone was trying to get him involved in a different court case against the SPLC.

00:50:25.000 I'm a little bit pissed off, by the way, that I didn't.

00:50:32.000 They're worth anywhere from $400 million to $1 billion.

00:50:36.000 I destroyed their founder, the president who laughed at me, the head of legal, that cunt who is always bitching about proud boys. 0.98

00:50:43.000 Poop, boop, boop, boop, poop, gone.

00:50:46.000 As they were stumbling around, they got Tina Chen, who accidentally stepped and shit on her first day at the office. 0.91

00:50:54.000 Even in that guy's book, Making Hate Pay, I'm barely a blip.

00:50:58.000 My lawsuit isn't a big part of his book at all.

00:51:01.000 And I contacted him and said, hey, man, let's talk.

00:51:04.000 And he hasn't gotten back to me.

00:51:06.000 I think people don't like to give me credit because they think I'm too big for my britches.

00:51:10.000 And they're like, ah, he's doing okay.

00:51:12.000 That pisses me off.

00:51:14.000 Like when I read a book about the early aughts in New York City and there's very little mention of vice.

00:51:21.000 Like Ryan McGinley, he did a whole book, The Kids Are Still Are All Right or something.

00:51:25.000 And he just left out me and Vice, basically.

00:51:29.000 Now, I discovered him in photo school.

00:51:33.000 I'm the reason he has a career.

00:51:35.000 I put him on the cover of Vice when he was zero.

00:51:41.000 Do they have the guy?

00:51:44.000 Might be in this video, but I definitely saw him in the images.

00:51:48.000 What do you mean?

00:51:49.000 Oh, when you Duck DuckGo imaged it?

00:51:52.000 They cut his damn head off. 0.52

00:51:54.000 That's not the way a hero should be framed with his head cut off.

00:51:56.000 There we go.

00:51:58.000 Oh, great.

00:51:59.000 Okay, so he is.

00:52:00.000 No, that's not him.

00:52:04.000 If we find him and he's kind of a light-skinned black, we should go into Photoshop and just sort of pump up the contract. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Well, he keeps reappearing in all your searches.

00:52:16.000 Yeah.

00:52:18.000 You wake up.

00:52:19.000 Leo's a hero.

00:52:21.000 Yeah, Tony Perkins.

00:52:22.000 That name's familiar.

00:52:23.000 Oh, no, that's the president.

00:52:25.000 Wait, just go up a pube. 1.00

00:52:28.000 FRC President Tony Perkins bestowed the organization's Faith family upon the man who may have saved a score of lives.

00:52:35.000 Lord Protect and use his servant Leo.

00:52:37.000 That's his name, Leo.

00:52:38.000 Leo Johnson.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:41.000 Is there a blacker name in the world than Leo Johnson? 0.77

00:52:43.000 The only thing blacker than Leo Johnson is Dwayne Reed. 0.96

00:52:47.000 Yeah.

00:52:48.000 You want some stuff?

00:52:49.000 That was a joke I just stole from Sarah Silverman.

00:52:52.000 She goes, Dwayne Reed must be the richest black man in the world.

00:53:00.000 I'm doing Rams Paul this Saturday with Sticks and Hammer.

00:53:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:07.000 And I noticed his fans aren't happy.

00:53:08.000 I'm a Zionist shill who shoves things up my ass.

00:53:16.000 You're so much more than that to me.

00:53:18.000 I am a Zionist, but if you're a shill, it implies that you're going against your beliefs in order for shekels. 0.99

00:53:25.000 As you can see, my only source of income right now is this show, which you pay for.

00:53:31.000 So there's no secret Jews sending me checks. 0.90

00:53:34.000 In fact, Jews are terrorizing my family, getting me kicked off of big tech, writing horrible articles about me. 1.00

00:53:47.000 I have plenty of Jewish friends, but as far as them helping my career, I think a disproportionate number of my thwarters are at least tangentially linked to Judaism.

00:54:01.000 But I love the religion and I love Israel.

00:54:04.000 So that doesn't work with the shucking.

00:54:08.000 And as far as the butt plug thing, I'm very suspicious of this whole butt plug phobia.

00:54:16.000 I obviously don't regularly stick things up my ass.

00:54:20.000 I don't think I could.

00:54:21.000 How did you pay me for it?

00:54:22.000 I got hemorrhoids.

00:54:24.000 But many years ago, that's irrelevant.

00:54:27.000 I'm not saying it was a long time ago.

00:54:29.000 I do it today.

00:54:29.000 I don't do it anymore.

00:54:31.000 We were making fun of Hillary Clinton's dancing, and I said she dances like someone with something up her ass. 1.00

00:54:37.000 There's butt plugs at Compound Media because they have porn stars on. 1.00

00:54:40.000 They bring them as merch.

00:54:42.000 So I saw it on the shelf.

00:54:42.000 I go, watch this.

00:54:43.000 So I sort of get a butt plug up my ass, as much as an old man can do. 1.00

00:54:48.000 And then I do a good dance.

00:54:50.000 It was funny.

00:54:56.000 Okay?

00:54:57.000 You're uptight.

00:54:59.000 I come from the jackass generation where Bam Marghera puts anal beads up his ass, connects them to a kite, and then flies the kite until the anal beads come out his ass.

00:55:10.000 Bam Marghera wasn't trying to seduce you with that. 1.00

00:55:14.000 He wasn't like, no, they're gay, man. 0.71

00:55:16.000 You like that?

00:55:18.000 That was funny, outrageous, stupid.

00:55:24.000 Most of the pranks have to do with their ass, the toy car and the asshole. 0.92

00:55:27.000 That's called being an asshole, being a dumbass.

00:55:30.000 But here's the thing, and I've said this on the show before.

00:55:34.000 Yeah, remember these homo boys that would run around? 1.00

00:55:37.000 They would dance and stuff and gyrate?

00:55:39.000 Gay. 0.98

00:55:40.000 So the Hell's Angels used to make out with each other in public just to freak out the normies.

00:55:47.000 Anyway, I think it's a generational problem, but here's the thing.

00:55:51.000 I think a lot of feds push the butt plug thing in the alt-right because right now the Groupers alt-right, they tend to be very young.

00:56:00.000 And when you're pre, like between the ages of 14 and say 20, homosexuality freaks you the fuck out. 0.99

00:56:08.000 And I experienced this as a 14-year-old when I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show.

00:56:12.000 Loved it, except for that gay scene where Frankenfurter seduces Brad. 1.00

00:56:16.000 And I remember that stuck in my head like a railroad peg.

00:56:21.000 What do you call those things?

00:56:22.000 Railroad spike?

00:56:23.000 It stuck in my head like a spike.

00:56:25.000 And I remember being 14 going, ah, why was that in that movie?

00:56:28.000 Why did they put that there?

00:56:30.000 Now you watch it as an adult.

00:56:31.000 It's fucked a lot of chicks. 1.00

00:56:32.000 And you're just like, oh, yeah, fags. 1.00

00:56:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:37.000 So if the feds want to make me less attractive, that's a bad use of terms.

00:56:45.000 If the feds are trying to divert young men from my message, they'll go, he's a weirdo.

00:56:50.000 He likes to fuck himself in the ass.

00:56:52.000 And then they're like, oh, gross.

00:56:56.000 What are they driving off in right there?

00:56:58.000 What are they driving off in?

00:56:58.000 What?

00:57:00.000 A little Thomas Attention.

00:57:02.000 Straightmobile.

00:57:03.000 That was like the one in Richard Pryor's movie, Toy.

00:57:06.000 I love that movie.

00:57:08.000 I love that movie.

00:57:11.000 Yes, that's me.

00:57:15.000 So, yeah.

00:57:16.000 Are we doing callers or mailboxes?

00:57:17.000 Which is like those Groiper kids I saw in DC where I go, I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

00:57:22.000 They go, you're a fucking fagin, Gavin.

00:57:25.000 They use their most manly voice to tell you.

00:57:28.000 I'm liking the Groipers more and more every day.

00:57:30.000 Let me fuck you with my heels. 1.00

00:57:33.000 I think it's one of the most interesting youth movements since punk rock in the late 70s.

00:57:41.000 And it shows you that the Millennials were horrible. 0.90

00:57:47.000 Gen X, like if you look at the band The Meat Men, We're The Meat Men and You Suck, and they have songs like I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl and all this stuff. 0.89

00:57:56.000 And I fuck teenage girls and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:57:59.000 It's raunchy, stupid, fun, jokey stuff.

00:58:02.000 It's very politically incorrect.

00:58:04.000 That was Gen X shit.

00:58:06.000 The millennials brought on this feminization of pop culture that was all about rules and trans and fucking garbage. 1.00

00:58:14.000 But the Zoomers, as we've seen with this incel doc, TFW no GF, the Zoomers seem to be getting us back on course. 0.98

00:58:26.000 And I'm not talking about your opinions.

00:58:28.000 I'm talking about accepting opinions.

00:58:31.000 I don't give a shit if you're racist.

00:58:32.000 I don't give a shit if you're sexist, homophobic.

00:58:34.000 As long as you don't do, as long as you don't punch a gay dude in the face, I don't care what you think. 1.00

00:58:39.000 How weak must you be to be scared of another person's thoughts?

00:58:44.000 And it doesn't add up.

00:58:46.000 Like if you're scared of, if some Jewish guy's scared, I'm going to stab him, which happened, right? 1.00

00:58:52.000 At that bar, this Jewish guy had his friend, we're adults, I'm talking about like 40-somethings, told me that he feels unsafe.

00:58:59.000 So you feel unsafe.

00:59:00.000 I guess what you're scared of is I'm going to go, die, juke, and stab him.

00:59:05.000 And I'm not anti-Semitic, obviously.

00:59:08.000 But if you're genuine scared of someone stabbing you, why aren't you more concerned about MS-13 or a neighborhood over that has a murder rate that borderlines on Baltimore?

00:59:20.000 Like, you're obviously incredibly paranoid about violence.

00:59:23.000 Why don't you give a shit about the infiltration of MS-13 in the suburbs?

00:59:28.000 Because you're not scared.

00:59:30.000 You're using this fake fear as some kind of a weapon to tell other people how to behave and what to think.

00:59:37.000 Because we give a shit.

00:59:39.000 It's based on the assumption we give a shit that you're scared.

00:59:42.000 I don't fucking care.

00:59:44.000 I don't care about you.

00:59:45.000 I don't care that you're fat.

00:59:47.000 I'll tell you you're dying if you're curious.

00:59:51.000 And I don't like that you use up hospital resources, but I don't give a shit about you.

00:59:55.000 I don't give a shit that you're gay or trans or anything. 1.00

00:59:58.000 So what are you scared of?

01:00:00.000 Well, you might become so powerful that your message starts World War IV, which is why proud boys are in jail.

01:00:06.000 The jury was convinced that I'm Hitler.

01:00:09.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:00:11.000 And we have to nip this in the bud before we have another Holocaust. 0.93

01:00:15.000 That's literally what the judge fucking said.

01:00:18.000 He said political fighting reminds him of the 1930s.

01:00:24.000 I hate this fucking shit.

01:00:27.000 Insanity.

01:00:28.000 Clown world no longer covers it.

01:00:30.000 We have lost our balls as a nation.

01:00:33.000 And all this eager mask wearing and fear of handshakes is just another example of what fucking loser pussies we've become. 0.93

01:00:42.000 I don't even use the word faggots anymore because faggots have bigger balls than the average straight male today. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Don't you kind of think the reaction to the Groipers has made conservatives act like leftists? 1.00

01:00:55.000 Yeah, why'd you say that so weird?

01:00:57.000 I'm trying to do it.

01:00:57.000 Don't you think.

01:00:58.000 Are you asking a question at a seminar?

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:01.000 I'm trying new ways to say things because the regular way doesn't work good.

01:01:06.000 Because then you can imitate me and it hurts my feelings.

01:01:10.000 Yes, of course Con Inc.

01:01:12.000 has been exposed as having very liberal tendencies, the way they treat Michelle Malkin and Nick Fuentes.

01:01:18.000 They're not so free speechy all of a sudden.

01:01:18.000 Of course.

01:01:20.000 I think maybe Michelle's mad at me because I won't shit on Charlie Kirk or, you know.

01:01:29.000 I hate Con Inc., but I'm not going to attack them right now.

01:01:34.000 That doesn't make sense, I understand.

01:01:37.000 But like, I have bigger priorities than fucking with Charlie Kirk because I see him explaining how America is wonderful.

01:01:46.000 And I think, all right, I'll get to our differences later.

01:01:49.000 You keep telling people that.

01:01:52.000 All right.

01:01:55.000 I think we're ready for some calls.

01:01:57.000 Okay, we got regular calls.

01:01:58.000 We got Discord.

01:01:58.000 Let's take one.

01:01:59.000 Remember, we have a giveaway, Ryan.

01:02:00.000 Oh, yes.

01:02:01.000 So these first two callers.

01:02:02.000 First two callers get two pairs of Heshy socks.

01:02:05.000 So I'll take one from each.

01:02:05.000 All right.

01:02:07.000 Hey, Mark.

01:02:11.000 Wait, for the next four weeks?

01:02:12.000 What does that mean?

01:02:15.000 They get a pair of socks every day? 0.81

01:02:17.000 I think we do this giveaway for the next four weeks.

01:02:19.000 Oh, I see.

01:02:20.000 I think so.

01:02:21.000 Hey, Mark, you there?

01:02:21.000 I'll check with him.

01:02:23.000 Yeah, he has to go, guys.

01:02:25.000 Hello, pretty good.

01:02:28.000 Hey, Gab, quick question for you.

01:02:30.000 I know you have a stance on kind of women staying home outside of the workforce, and I totally agree with that. 1.00

01:02:37.000 I was raised by my mom.

01:02:39.000 She stayed home, and my sister kind of just repeated that pattern now, too, in her life after having two girls. 0.99

01:02:45.000 So my question is: do you think we'll ever see a time where people start, women, young women start looking up to women who stay home and raise a family?

01:02:54.000 Almost like a new trend in the near future.

01:02:57.000 Well, it's inevitable, right?

01:02:58.000 Like with university, a little baby sister sees her grown sister take mass communications at NYU and go $220,000 in debt and get a job that's not even closely related to MassCom.

01:03:16.000 She got her job because she was an intern at a place and they liked her because she worked hard.

01:03:20.000 And surely that little sister is going to say, I hear my big sister bitching about money all the time and I don't see how that MYU degree helped her. 1.00

01:03:31.000 I don't think I'm going to do the same.

01:03:33.000 Similarly, aren't these people seeing these housewives stay at home and seeing a more fulfilled family and hearing glowing stories?

01:03:43.000 Like my generation, Gen X, was the first sort of latchkey generation. 1.00

01:03:47.000 We're the first to experience divorce.

01:03:49.000 And it sucked.

01:03:51.000 A lot of my peers haven't gotten married.

01:03:54.000 I'd say almost half of the people I went to high school with are childless.

01:03:58.000 And it's because they got divorced.

01:04:00.000 And it was disgusting.

01:04:01.000 So, you know, God has these little devices he puts.

01:04:04.000 He makes us horny so we fuck and we make more humans. 0.93

01:04:10.000 Surely he has a check and a balance for this where they go, I'm seeing people do this and these women seem miserable. 1.00

01:04:17.000 I mean, the cat lady thing is relatively new, right?

01:04:19.000 So surely this generation Zoomers are seeing their cat lady ants and going, you were wrong to be a fucking colostomy bag for strangers come your entire life.

01:04:31.000 Fuck you.

01:04:35.000 Congratulations on the socks.

01:04:36.000 We'll call you after the show.

01:04:39.000 Thanks, man.

01:04:40.000 Yeah.

01:04:41.000 And take his numer.

01:04:44.000 All right, and then we got the Discord bizois.

01:04:51.000 Discord callers, your own.

01:04:57.000 Oh, you saw that I have jeans on.

01:04:58.000 I apologize.

01:04:59.000 I'm sorry, guys.

01:05:00.000 Go ahead.

01:05:02.000 Shauna, go ahead. 0.54

01:05:07.000 All right, then next up, we're going to go to Casey.

01:05:10.000 All right, Casey, you are unmuted.

01:05:12.000 Wait, Did we miss one, guys?

01:05:15.000 Yeah, she wasn't there.

01:05:15.000 Yes.

01:05:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:05:18.000 Casey's not there.

01:05:19.000 How did you not figure that out?

01:05:21.000 I don't know.

01:05:22.000 It was random.

01:05:23.000 He said we're gonna go to the next one.

01:05:26.000 Yep.

01:05:26.000 Can you hear me?

01:05:28.000 I follow the QAnon stuff, but you'll have to go to the bottom.

01:05:33.000 Or I will say.

01:05:34.000 Oh, no.

01:05:36.000 Can't hear you.

01:05:38.000 Hear me?

01:05:39.000 Not really.

01:05:43.000 So what I'm doing is that.

01:05:43.000 Okay.

01:05:45.000 Yeah, thanks for calling.

01:05:48.000 Alright, next up, we are going to go to Colin.

01:05:51.000 Go ahead, Colin.

01:05:52.000 Are you fucking serious?

01:05:56.000 Colin.

01:05:58.000 Colin, you're calling in.

01:06:02.000 All right.

01:06:03.000 Luke Hazy, you are unmuted.

01:06:08.000 All right.

01:06:09.000 Am I up?

01:06:10.000 Yeah, you're up.

01:06:11.000 All right, cool.

01:06:13.000 Gavin, what's poppin', dude?

01:06:14.000 Let's talk about these fucking nurses. 1.00

01:06:17.000 So I don't know if you're too much of a boomer to understand TikTok, but Ryan does.

01:06:22.000 I emailed him a link.

01:06:23.000 The subject is Ryan is a manlet and there's a compilation of all these like TikTok nurse videos.

01:06:29.000 So anyway, we're being told that you got a shelter in place and I can't go get a burger past nine and we can't overburden the hospitals, you know, because people aren't going to have enough beds or whatever.

01:06:42.000 And every one of these videos, you see empty hospitals, no patients, nobody in the waiting room, nothing.

01:06:49.000 And you see a bunch of like assistant nurses and male nurses, which is kind of pathetic.

01:06:55.000 And they're like spending 20 minutes just, you know, rehearsing and practicing dance routines and all this stupid shit.

01:07:04.000 I fucking hate that.

01:07:05.000 I hate their guts.

01:07:06.000 You know, every time I only go to the hospital when my kids are being born and I look at these fucking manatees and I'm like, don't you see people die of obesity every day?

01:07:15.000 Why are you all so fucking fat?

01:07:17.000 I think half of them use those carts that they wheel around and check on each patient because it's like a walking thing.

01:07:24.000 Male nurses.

01:07:26.000 There's not a male nurse.

01:07:27.000 You're a doctor or you're a woman, okay? 0.96

01:07:29.000 You can't be a male nurse. 0.68

01:07:31.000 Yeah, it's like Anthony Kumia says about male flight attendants.

01:07:34.000 Wouldn't you rather be driving the plane?

01:07:36.000 Why are you thinking, you fucking woman? 1.00

01:07:40.000 But yeah, I'm disgusted by them.

01:07:42.000 And I was thinking about like after 9-11, there's all these volunteers that were cleaning up all the rubble and helping people sort through because we wanted to find dead bodies so we could, you know, identify them.

01:07:52.000 I wasn't one of them, by the way.

01:07:53.000 I'm not saying I was.

01:07:55.000 And the idea of them stopping, digging up the rubble to be like, we're going to rock with our shoes on.

01:08:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:03.000 Rocking with the shoes, shoes, hey, is unfathomable.

01:08:07.000 It's great that you mentioned 9-11 because these people are being celebrated like fucking heroes.

01:08:12.000 You know, there was this one video where this nurse, who is a single mom, by the way, which isn't surprising because these certified nurse assistants are all thoughts, who, you know, are the cockroller coaster.

01:08:24.000 But anyway, they're being compared to these 9-11 heroes because she took off her mask and there was like some marks.

01:08:30.000 Like, I get those on my feet when I take my socks off.

01:08:33.000 It's like those on my nose when I wear glasses.

01:08:35.000 Big fucking deal.

01:08:36.000 Exactly.

01:08:37.000 You're not a fucking hero.

01:08:38.000 Do you want to see the burns on a short order cook?

01:08:41.000 Do you want to see the little scars on his hands from that?

01:08:43.000 Or the hands of a mechanic.

01:08:45.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:46.000 Right now, as we're talking, he has six open sores that are full of oil and they can't seal.

01:08:53.000 I know, man.

01:08:54.000 It's ridiculous.

01:08:55.000 I was talking to a doctor friend and I was saying, wait a minute, aren't they lucky to have a job?

01:08:55.000 Check this out.

01:09:01.000 I mean, I know firemen who go, what are people complaining about?

01:09:06.000 I'm making tons of money.

01:09:07.000 I'm so lucky that during this horrible crisis, I can make all this overtime and I'm doing great.

01:09:13.000 Why are we bending over to get fucked by these nurses? 1.00

01:09:17.000 Because when they're lucky enough to have a job.

01:09:20.000 And I said to him, I go, wait a minute, when you do your residency as a doctor, aren't you working like 20-hour shifts anyway?

01:09:27.000 Like, don't they have to sleep at their station even for all residencies?

01:09:32.000 That's part of the deal.

01:09:36.000 I don't know if you saw the video in New York where like the SDNY is going out and like applauding the nurses at the hospitals and all that stuff.

01:09:44.000 It's like, no, you're the hero.

01:09:45.000 They're nurses. 1.00

01:09:47.000 Oh, I didn't see that.

01:09:48.000 Firemen and cops are clapping for nurses.

01:09:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:53.000 They're lining up outside of the hospitals.

01:09:55.000 It's pathetic.

01:09:56.000 You guys dodge bullets in the Bronx.

01:09:58.000 Okay.

01:09:58.000 You guys put out fires and die because floors collapse.

01:10:02.000 Not these nurses. 0.99

01:10:02.000 All right. 0.99

01:10:04.000 What's their death rate?

01:10:05.000 Let's see the stats on their death rates.

01:10:07.000 Are they dying from COVID?

01:10:09.000 I don't think so.

01:10:10.000 It's just kind of an assumption that they're risking their lives.

01:10:13.000 Two nurses died of COVID.

01:10:17.000 So check this out.

01:10:18.000 And I bet they were fucking obese.

01:10:21.000 I said to him, what are the normal hours for a doctor during residency?

01:10:25.000 And he said, 80 hours a week is the limit across all medical specialties.

01:10:29.000 You get 24 hours off once every seven days, and a shift is capped at 30 hours.

01:10:37.000 This is not pandemic talk.

01:10:38.000 This is like November.

01:10:41.000 But he said, since female nurses have become more vocal and political, and there's more female doctors now, the shift is capped at 16 hours.

01:10:53.000 So back when it was only male doctors, the most you could work is a 30-hour shift, and male doctors regularly did.

01:11:01.000 Then female doctors became like almost 50%, and now it's capped at 16 hours. 1.00

01:11:06.000 He says, back in the 1980s, there was no cap, and residents worked over 100 hours, and 110 to 120 was commonplace.

01:11:16.000 I just don't understand why the hospitals are empty, man.

01:11:18.000 They're empty.

01:11:19.000 If this is a pandemic, they shouldn't be empty.

01:11:22.000 It's all a fucking lie.

01:11:23.000 Why are these ventilators sitting rotting?

01:11:25.000 Check out this.

01:11:26.000 Here's another thing he said.

01:11:27.000 He goes, I personally like the challenge of dealing with tons of patients At once.

01:11:30.000 I love the feeling of clearing out nine exam rooms and a waiting room filled with patients.

01:11:35.000 I think it's kind of a guy thing.

01:11:36.000 When I was working, nine different patient rooms would have nine completely different problems.

01:11:41.000 Cut off my thumb while cooking.

01:11:43.000 I can't get my tampon out, and it's been two weeks, and I got into a fight, and my hand is killing me on top of the cough, flu, runny nose.

01:11:50.000 Now, that can be stressful because you don't know how long each case is going to take or how complicated it might get.

01:11:54.000 But the easiest case to deal with is someone with a cough and runny nose.

01:11:58.000 All these nurses are complaining, but it's all basically the same case.

01:12:02.000 I had fever and chills.

01:12:03.000 I'm worried it's COVID.

01:12:04.000 Worst case is a middle-aged person with a shortness of breath because they're struggling to breathe.

01:12:08.000 But none of that is emotionally draining as a healthcare worker, unless you're a really young chick, because most hard-ass nurses should be used to dealing with this by now. 1.00

01:12:16.000 You put on your PPA.

01:12:18.000 I don't know what that is, a PPE.

01:12:19.000 You're in and out.

01:12:20.000 They're all the same type of case.

01:12:23.000 Exactly.

01:12:24.000 I mean, one of my best friends was suspected of having COVID, and she had to go get her test.

01:12:31.000 She was like outside in her car, like far away from the hospital through a little slit in the window that you did the whole like the testing thing.

01:12:39.000 It's like you're not even in any capacity of danger.

01:12:47.000 I'm so sick of this shit.

01:12:49.000 And I'm so sick of everyone being eager to capitulate.

01:12:51.000 That is the problem with 2020.

01:12:53.000 And by the way, thanks for calling.

01:12:55.000 The problem with America right now, and it's obviously very, very visible during this pandemic, but it was visible in cancel culture too, is our eagerness to capitulate.

01:13:09.000 And I'm convinced it's because women are in the mainstream workforce and they don't like confrontation. 1.00

01:13:17.000 So when they're told to put on a mask, when they're told someone was racist, when they're told you should fire someone, they go, uh, get rid of it.

01:13:23.000 Make it go away.

01:13:27.000 What am I supposed to mean?

01:13:28.000 How am I going to, I can't even.

01:13:31.000 There's nothing left for me.

01:13:33.000 I don't know.

01:13:33.000 If my son becomes a male nurse, I'm going to be like, dude, is this a stepping stone?

01:13:43.000 What if your son was a male flight attendant who's not gay?

01:13:50.000 All right, that's enough.

01:13:54.000 What about you, Ryan?

01:13:54.000 What if your son was a male flight attendant who wasn't gay?

01:13:57.000 I mean, you're such a loser that you probably don't have standards.

01:14:02.000 Well, is he happy?

01:14:06.000 That's all that matters.

01:14:09.000 As long as he stays out of my hair and he lets me leave his mother like my pops did to me.

01:14:13.000 Yeah.

01:14:13.000 That's how I became the man I was.

01:14:15.000 As long as he doesn't show up at my door in LA and fuck my game up with my other goods, because there's nothing wrong with that.

01:14:24.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:14:26.000 Caller, you're on the line and the GML show with Gavin McGinnis.

01:14:31.000 Joe?

01:14:34.000 Yo, what's up, Geto?

01:14:36.000 Hey, man.

01:14:38.000 Have you heard of Danny Mullen?

01:14:41.000 Danny Mullen.

01:14:44.000 No, that's not my name, but he's the closest thing to jackass we have right now.

01:14:48.000 He's what?

01:14:50.000 I think he's the closest thing to jackass that we have right now.

01:14:54.000 Is that the guy who says jugglos and jugglers?

01:14:58.000 No, I don't think so.

01:15:00.000 But you should get him on like part of censors or at least on a show.

01:15:06.000 Do you feel like he's definitely not on that shit that's going on right now?

01:15:12.000 I think you might get some supports too.

01:15:15.000 Okay, well, thanks for calling.

01:15:16.000 Let's check out Danny Mullen.

01:15:19.000 Actually, that picture with the ups and advisor looks familiar.

01:15:24.000 But it's annoying when people say, you should get that guy and this guy.

01:15:27.000 Like, I had a friend say, you should get James Woods.

01:15:31.000 Oh, he's a YouTube star.

01:15:33.000 Yeah, okay.

01:15:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:15:35.000 Why don't I get Donald Trump, too?

01:15:37.000 Why didn't you think about that?

01:15:39.000 It's like he does pranks and stuff.

01:15:43.000 All right, guys, we got to know which of the two men is winning the competition for her affection.

01:15:49.000 Sir, you on the right, you have the size advantage, but the gentleman on the left, very nice haircut, and very well dressed.

01:15:54.000 How do you all know each other?

01:15:56.000 Oh, your father.

01:15:56.000 My dad.

01:15:57.000 So, sir, congratulations.

01:15:58.000 It seems you've won the contest.

01:16:00.000 I'm an outreach ambassador and the student body president of San Diego City Company.

01:16:03.000 You're the student body president?

01:16:04.000 Yes, sir.

01:16:05.000 This is the man we came to interview.

01:16:06.000 What kind of legislation are you trying to get to?

01:16:08.000 Apparently, the student body is not concerned with height.

01:16:11.000 We actually don't pass legislation, but we have a constitution and bylaws.

01:16:14.000 What about the Second Amendment on campus?

01:16:15.000 Is it legal to tote firearms?

01:16:18.000 Second Amendment on campus. 0.97

01:16:19.000 Phoenix.

01:16:20.000 That's the fucking sweater you were talking about.

01:16:22.000 Are you sure?

01:16:23.000 Yeah, it is.

01:16:23.000 Is it?

01:16:24.000 It is.

01:16:25.000 Zoom in.

01:16:28.000 I hate this sweater so much.

01:16:30.000 Do you know how cold you have to be to wear a sweater with a suit?

01:16:34.000 I swear to God, it could be a blizzard.

01:16:36.000 And if I was wearing this suit with that sweater, I would just, my ears would be cold.

01:16:43.000 There it is.

01:16:44.000 Actually, that was a little more scuba than what I was talking about.

01:16:49.000 Dude, I don't want to ruin Waco for you, but try to not see the sweater variety.

01:16:56.000 It's like the sweater industrial complex paid for the fucking show in order to sell their sweater.

01:17:03.000 There's Pendleton Productions.

01:17:05.000 There's Cable Knit.

01:17:07.000 There's the normal crew neck.

01:17:10.000 There's cardigans.

01:17:12.000 And in every scene, they have a new one.

01:17:16.000 Every single law enforcement guy has a new one.

01:17:20.000 Watch.

01:17:21.000 Go scroll through.

01:17:22.000 Find an FBI guy.

01:17:24.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:25.000 Right there.

01:17:26.000 Okay, so he's not got one.

01:17:28.000 It's very rare he doesn't have one, by the way.

01:17:30.000 He has a different one every day in Waco.

01:17:32.000 And the guy he's talking to is a sweater.

01:17:34.000 You very rarely see a V-neck sweater in the civilized world.

01:17:38.000 I mean, there's that horrible finance trend with the zipper one, but like I've tried it before because I kind of liked the concept of a sweater vest for a while.

01:17:46.000 And I was just cooking.

01:17:48.000 Like you have to be, you have to be in Britain. 0.99

01:17:52.000 The British are the only people who can wear a sweater with a suit because that's got that damp cold where your bones hurt.

01:17:58.000 You got a minute?

01:17:59.000 Okay, this is a bad example.

01:18:01.000 I'm sorry that you've seen him twice.

01:18:03.000 This is the only, you must be in episode one.

01:18:05.000 This is the only time you see him without a fucking documentary.

01:18:11.000 The American history of sweaters.

01:18:15.000 I just saw some sweaters.

01:18:17.000 Have you ever worn a sweater?

01:18:18.000 It's really, really hot.

01:18:22.000 I thought they just burped in the show.

01:18:24.000 What about my dream?

01:18:25.000 Who cared anything about my dream?

01:18:27.000 Look, they both have sweaters on.

01:18:28.000 They're in a sweater fight.

01:18:29.000 Aren't you in Texas?

01:18:31.000 What's the coldest it gets there?

01:18:33.000 64 degrees?

01:18:35.000 You wear a sweater in 64.

01:18:36.000 Look at this guy.

01:18:41.000 It's endless sweaters.

01:18:44.000 You never see us.

01:18:45.000 Do you even own a sweater?

01:18:46.000 I think I have one.

01:18:47.000 I don't think I own a sweater.

01:18:49.000 I have like a.

01:18:50.000 You got that J. Crew the champion, right?

01:18:52.000 The champion sweatshirt.

01:18:54.000 You fucking retard. 1.00

01:18:55.000 What are you in?

01:18:55.000 At Rikers?

01:18:56.000 I have a cardigan.

01:18:57.000 At Rikers, they call sweatshirts sweaters.

01:18:59.000 They call magazines books.

01:18:59.000 You do.

01:19:01.000 You're trash, boy.

01:19:03.000 You're fucking Bronx trash. 1.00

01:19:06.000 Is he wearing a sweater?

01:19:08.000 Wait, has he got a sweater now?

01:19:10.000 It looks like a wool.

01:19:12.000 Oh, fuck, it is.

01:19:13.000 It's a fucking sweater.

01:19:14.000 I thought it was a wool shirt.

01:19:16.000 It's a sweater you mentioned.

01:19:22.000 If there's what?

01:19:23.000 Sweater?

01:19:26.000 If there's one thing Texas is known for, it's their goddamn sweaters.

01:19:31.000 I want to get warmer than a Texas sweater.

01:19:34.000 Look, he's got a V-neck there in that scene.

01:19:36.000 Are we just spoiling this show due to the sweater finder?

01:19:41.000 Is that a cardigan?

01:19:41.000 Oh, shit.

01:19:42.000 That guy's thinking outside the box.

01:19:44.000 There are so many fucking sweaters in this show.

01:19:49.000 Have you been to Texas before?

01:19:51.000 It might get cold in the desert at like two in the morning.

01:19:54.000 The show isn't in two in the morning.

01:19:58.000 David Koresh is like the hero of the show because he's the only one who doesn't need a fucking sweater and everything.

01:19:58.000 Wow.

01:20:05.000 But that FBI guy, Jesus, dude.

01:20:07.000 You packed eight sweaters for an eight-day trip?

01:20:10.000 What are you, Fran Drescher in the 90s?

01:20:13.000 In the nanny, but sweater?

01:20:14.000 I'm going to bomb this place, Mr. Sheffield.

01:20:19.000 Isn't it fucked up that the guy who invented email fucked Fran Drescher, Dr. Shiva?

01:20:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:26.000 I saw that they dated, so I texted him.

01:20:28.000 I go, he always gets back to me.

01:20:30.000 And I go, wait a minute, you fucked Fran Dresher? 1.00

01:20:32.000 Silence.

01:20:35.000 That sucks.

01:20:36.000 Fucking Fran Drescher is like Area 51.

01:20:39.000 It's so awesome that you can't talk about it ever again.

01:20:42.000 All right, let's take a call.

01:20:44.000 I was just looking at the trailer for Waco.

01:20:46.000 See how many sweaters they have.

01:20:50.000 That's not a sweater.

01:20:52.000 Thanks for your logos, by the way.

01:20:54.000 Logos.

01:20:55.000 Logos.

01:20:56.000 Big bear.

01:20:58.000 We got Nick.

01:21:03.000 Ryan.

01:21:03.000 Oops.

01:21:04.000 I wanted to ask you about your...

01:21:22.000 And now you're bringing up Anthony Schaefer last week.

01:21:26.000 So why don't you just talk it out with Alex Jones or something or like figure it out?

01:21:31.000 Because, I mean, it's not too hard to figure out, I think.

01:21:36.000 Where are you with?

01:21:37.000 Where are you with it?

01:21:40.000 I think the government did it with Saudi Arabia, maybe Israel, or maybe more Israel really than Saudi Arabia, although it's 28 pages, blah, blah, blah.

01:21:48.000 Because I just look at those towers come down and they just blow into powder.

01:21:52.000 And who had the means and the motive?

01:21:54.000 And do you think that planes went into the towers?

01:22:01.000 I do think planes went into the towers.

01:22:02.000 I mean, yeah.

01:22:04.000 So they had planes that went into the towers, and then they simultaneously had bombs that they could detonate right at that exact moment.

01:22:16.000 Do you mean to allow the plane to enter the building?

01:22:19.000 When I think of bombs in the towers, it's an hour later when they came down.

01:22:22.000 But you don't think the planes made the towers collapse?

01:22:26.000 No, no, definitely not.

01:22:27.000 I think the jet fuel exploded, the big fireballs we all saw when the plane hit the building, I think that was the jet fuel.

01:22:33.000 But couldn't you just do something like the 2000, what was it, or the 1994 terror attack where there's a fertilizer bomb, and then you just make that the bomb, and then you just go and detonate all your other bombs. 0.61

01:22:48.000 Like, to get two planes to hit a tower so you could detonate your bombs seems like a lot of work.

01:22:55.000 I agree with you there.

01:22:57.000 Except for in 93 with that attack, the guy was an FBI informant to set the bomb.

01:23:02.000 And when he figured out that they were giving him real explosives and that it wasn't for a drill, he parked the van at a different location so that it wouldn't knock the tower.

01:23:10.000 They're trying to knock one tower into the other tower.

01:23:12.000 So isn't it a lot easier just to get a van than to get two jumbo jet passenger planes?

01:23:20.000 Well, I think that goes into Hitler's big lie thing where he said, you know, the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it. 0.86

01:23:26.000 And just to sort of like as a control over the public's mind sort of thing, just to sort of scale them into, look what we can do to you on national television.

01:23:34.000 But here's my other problem with it, too, is the government wants to wage war in the Middle East.

01:23:39.000 They just go, we're waging war in the Middle East, bitches. 1.00

01:23:42.000 Like they don't really wait for our approval.

01:23:47.000 Well, they didn't have a lot of people's approval.

01:23:50.000 I don't know how popular that Iraq war was.

01:23:51.000 They didn't blame them for 9-11, of course, but a lot of people thought that they did it.

01:23:55.000 But even if it wasn't an inside job, the government still killed more people that day when they said the air at Ground Zero was safe to breathe.

01:24:01.000 They what, sorry?

01:24:04.000 They still killed more people that day, even if it wasn't an inside job when they said that the air at ground zero was safe to breathe.

01:24:10.000 The EPA head Christine Todd Whitman said, oh, yeah, it's fine.

01:24:15.000 The air is safe to breathe.

01:24:16.000 What did it say?

01:24:17.000 Killed like 50,000 first responders.

01:24:21.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.

01:24:22.000 I think that might be a money grab.

01:24:23.000 Anyway, we're opening up a whole Pandora's box.

01:24:27.000 Thanks for calling.

01:24:29.000 All right.

01:24:30.000 We got GE Money Wild.

01:24:33.000 That means.

01:24:34.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:24:36.000 Hello.

01:24:38.000 Good evening.

01:24:39.000 I noticed earlier, real quick thing.

01:24:43.000 Couldn't tell if you were doing your normal much-to-do-about-nothing when you said risk-adverse.

01:24:51.000 It's risk-averse, not adverse.

01:24:54.000 Thank you for that.

01:24:57.000 Sorry, I got that wrong.

01:24:59.000 Was that a joke, though?

01:25:00.000 I thought it was one of your jokes.

01:25:02.000 It was not a joke.

01:25:04.000 I fucked up and you copied it. 0.98

01:25:05.000 All right, all right.

01:25:06.000 And then the other thing about you talking about Waco, and I was thinking more on all those cults that we've had over the years, like Jim Jones and stuff like that.

01:25:17.000 I saw one of the Netflix things.

01:25:19.000 It's a couple of years old, so you've probably seen it.

01:25:20.000 It's called Wild, Wild Country.

01:25:22.000 Have you seen that one?

01:25:23.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

01:25:25.000 Yes, I've seen one of the most popular and successful documentaries in the history of Netflix.

01:25:31.000 Well, I'd never heard of it.

01:25:32.000 We lived in this country.

01:25:34.000 We'd heard of Jonestown in Waco, but I'm Gen Xer, and I'd never heard anybody ever talk about that ever growing up.

01:25:43.000 It was just kind of odd.

01:25:44.000 I don't know.

01:25:46.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

01:25:47.000 You know, I don't really have a problem with cults if you allow the people in it to talk to people that aren't in the cult.

01:25:57.000 Which I don't know how common that is, and I don't like polygamy.

01:26:00.000 I don't want you fucking kids. 1.00

01:26:02.000 But like the Branch Davidians, I don't think David Crush was breaking the law.

01:26:06.000 That chick was 14 that he was married to.

01:26:10.000 But the rule for a cult is, are you allowed to associate with people outside the cult?

01:26:15.000 Because people always say, you know, nuts in New York say Christianity is a cult.

01:26:20.000 And I say, if Christians don't give a shit who you associate with. 0.93

01:26:25.000 Now, I'm told Scientologists do, but I know of two Scientologists that I would consider friends, and they never try to recruit me, and they don't get in trouble for hanging out with me.

01:26:37.000 I know Scientologists fuck with people's families if you leave, so maybe I shouldn't be defending Scientology, but I don't know.

01:26:44.000 I'm much more wary of the state than I are of some dummies who want love.

01:26:49.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:26:51.000 Did you mess with them right there when you said then I are instead of then I am?

01:26:56.000 I guess I did mess up, yeah.

01:26:58.000 I have been drinking quite a bit.

01:27:00.000 We got Mike, and then we'll go back to the Discord in a little bit.

01:27:06.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:27:07.000 Hey, man.

01:27:09.000 So I was this left-wing guy that I used to work with, he posted this fucking retarded article about coronavirus and shit. 1.00

01:27:20.000 And I decided to, you know, debate him on it and shit just for fun.

01:27:26.000 I didn't have anything else going on.

01:27:28.000 But what really sucked is the whole debate was, you're stupid for supporting Trump.

01:27:35.000 And he was giving me articles from the fucking Daily Beast and NPR and shit like that.

01:27:42.000 And the fucking arrogance of it, it reminded me of you on the political Discord that day.

01:27:52.000 And it was just pissing me off so fucking bad.

01:27:54.000 I mean, I've got Irish blood in me, so it boils pretty fucking hot.

01:28:00.000 And I guess my question to you is, are we wasting our fucking time talking to these fucking losers?

01:28:08.000 Are they too far gone?

01:28:10.000 Yes, it's a total waste of fucking time.

01:28:14.000 I tried it with free speech on this network, and did I make any progress?

01:28:19.000 Like, does Gina Belafonte remember any of her discussion with Ann Coulter?

01:28:24.000 Did anyone who watched it change their mind?

01:28:26.000 And I think you're not a real man unless you change your mind about, you know, something major once a year or so.

01:28:32.000 Because you should be developing.

01:28:33.000 I was anti-Groiper before I got to know what they were about. 1.00

01:28:37.000 Now I'm pretty supportive of them.

01:28:41.000 You should always be sort of like hearing new information and going, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, maybe I could see that.

01:28:47.000 But the left gets less open-minded and less exploratory the more you talk to them.

01:28:54.000 This shit about daily.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, I mean, I saw the new doc.

01:28:58.000 Well, not new, I don't think it's a new anymore, but the documentary that Dennis Prager and what's his face put out, the No Safe Spaces?

01:29:08.000 Adam Corolla?

01:29:09.000 Just recently?

01:29:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:12.000 It's so fucking insane, man.

01:29:15.000 Just at the level that they're at right now.

01:29:18.000 But I think it's fashion.

01:29:20.000 So, like, if you were to talk to goths 20 years ago and they go, I want to die. 1.00

01:29:25.000 I don't even want to live anymore.

01:29:27.000 I hate life.

01:29:28.000 I sleep in a coffin.

01:29:31.000 And you go, ooh, that's cool.

01:29:32.000 You're really dark and spooky.

01:29:34.000 But if you really want to die, you just put a gun to your head and go, pocoon. 1.00

01:29:38.000 So they're lying.

01:29:39.000 It's just a pose.

01:29:41.000 Like Howard Stern, when he says, I want everyone who doesn't drink, who, I want everyone in Sports Jump to drink, bleach, and die.

01:29:48.000 They're just, it's got nothing to do with the truth anymore.

01:29:51.000 It's just these affectations.

01:29:53.000 Like death to disco is basically what this has become.

01:30:00.000 Okay, well, thanks for calling.

01:30:04.000 You're welcome.

01:30:05.000 I forgot I was on your show and you weren't on my show.

01:30:09.000 It gets tricky.

01:30:11.000 I'm going to start making that one of my new endings.

01:30:11.000 All right.

01:30:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:30:15.000 Like just friendly calls?

01:30:16.000 Oh, if your neighbor says, hey, man, I'm getting a package.

01:30:19.000 You go, okay, yeah, I'll pick it up.

01:30:19.000 Can you pick it up?

01:30:21.000 I'll be home at around 8.

01:30:23.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:30:25.000 I like it.

01:30:27.000 We got Discord back.

01:30:30.000 Hello, Discord.

01:30:32.000 Hello.

01:30:33.000 Hello.

01:30:33.000 Next up, we got Poke2.

01:30:35.000 You are unmuted.

01:30:38.000 Am I on?

01:30:40.000 Yep.

01:30:42.000 Hey, Gavin, what's up, buddy?

01:30:44.000 Hey, man.

01:30:46.000 All right, so I'm the Pope of your brothers.

01:30:51.000 Okay.

01:30:54.000 I just have a real question for you.

01:30:57.000 You, you know, you went to the Media and said how you are not a cowboy anymore.

01:31:05.000 Yeah.

01:31:06.000 But you never fully addressed your brothers.

01:31:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:10.000 And there's a lot of questions from the family that really wants to know what's tough.

01:31:18.000 Why did you force gump us and not say anything?

01:31:22.000 What do you mean by force gump?

01:31:26.000 You kind of, you know, you kind of ran on us, bro, and you didn't leave anything to the brothers.

01:31:33.000 You kind of just left it to the media to decide what the fuck is up with the cowboys.

01:31:40.000 And what chapter are you?

01:31:41.000 That's not true.

01:31:43.000 I'm every chapter.

01:31:45.000 I'm like every chapter, brother.

01:31:47.000 Yeah, you're full of shit.

01:31:48.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:31:49.000 That was really fun.

01:31:53.000 That's another thing I've found with my enemies is they go, I'm fucking pissed that you abandoned the Proud Boys.

01:32:02.000 Like some guy came to my house and was giving my house the finger, and I happened to be there.

01:32:06.000 So I ran out.

01:32:07.000 I go, you got a fucking problem?

01:32:08.000 He was a big, ugly, fat nerd.

01:32:10.000 And he said, yeah, my problem is that you abandoned the Proud Boys.

01:32:13.000 And I go, you don't know the semantics of that deal.

01:32:16.000 You don't know what the point was.

01:32:17.000 You don't know the legal ramifications of Max and John going to prison.

01:32:21.000 And you don't know that because you don't care.

01:32:24.000 And you're just saying that because you think it's some sort of smoking gun.

01:32:32.000 And that means you're just like trying to make me mad or something.

01:32:35.000 You're a fucking loser.

01:32:36.000 And I said, look at you.

01:32:37.000 You need to focus on getting laid. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Don't worry about me.

01:32:40.000 Don't worry about the things I've done and the legal ramifications and how that affects a men's club.

01:32:45.000 You focus on getting laid.

01:32:48.000 Because I can tell it hasn't happened in years.

01:32:50.000 Like you're that guy on the doodle cam, basically.

01:32:54.000 He wasn't quite this ugly.

01:32:58.000 All right, next caller, I guess, right?

01:33:01.000 All right, Jank, you're up.

01:33:07.000 Hello.

01:33:08.000 Hello, Jank.

01:33:12.000 Do you think that last caller was a paid subscriber?

01:33:14.000 Or he just knows that it's this time you make a call?

01:33:18.000 Or is that the disc we talked with?

01:33:20.000 Yeah, we talked with a couple of other Proud Boys here and they vouched for it, but he was an actual Proud Boy, so.

01:33:25.000 Well, then he would say his chapter.

01:33:28.000 Yeah.

01:33:29.000 He's every chapter.

01:33:32.000 Alright, Adam, you are up next.

01:33:40.000 Hello?

01:33:40.000 Hello.

01:33:42.000 Hey, Gavin, how you doing?

01:33:44.000 Good, how are you doing?

01:33:45.000 How you dern?

01:33:48.000 I'm doing real good.

01:33:49.000 Adam Ruru from Montana, proud member of our Western fraternity.

01:33:55.000 And my question is, do you believe the world is flat like Owen Benjamin or what?

01:34:03.000 Owen's not flat.

01:34:05.000 Owen is the least flat guy I've ever met.

01:34:07.000 He's tall.

01:34:08.000 He's got three dimensions.

01:34:12.000 No, I don't believe in that.

01:34:14.000 But I am not such a pussy that I care what other people think.

01:34:19.000 Like the fact that Owen Benjamin has been persona non-gratified for his anti-Semitism and his flat earth shit.

01:34:28.000 This particular week, that's been just baffling me.

01:34:33.000 Like if someone's a pedophile, I don't want them near my kids.

01:34:36.000 I don't want them in my community.

01:34:38.000 I get that.

01:34:39.000 But after that, you go like, what?

01:34:41.000 We hang out with raw foodists and vegans and fucking people who have seances. 0.99

01:34:47.000 And there's mainstream television shows where some dude rips off a bunch of people by telling them that he can speak to their dead grandparents.

01:34:57.000 That seems pretty fucking offensive to me.

01:35:00.000 These people crying because he's sitting there going, I'm seeing like an R word, an R word.

01:35:05.000 Your grandfather fucked retards and he died of AIDS. 1.00

01:35:10.000 Is that a thing?

01:35:11.000 And he can just sit and do that and there's no stigma, but someone can't have a weird opinion about World War II.

01:35:17.000 It's bizarre to me.

01:35:21.000 Yeah, he believes that the doors of the gas chambers were made out of wood and that nobody died in Auschwitz.

01:35:31.000 Say it to my face.

01:35:33.000 Like, I disagree, but to totally refute it perfectly, I'd have to, you know, go there and research that.

01:35:40.000 It's the same with the flat earth thing.

01:35:42.000 They say all this shit, like, why can you see Chicago over the lake and the light refraction and all this stuff?

01:35:48.000 And it's like, I got to go to Chicago and try to disprove this?

01:35:53.000 Oh, Owen Benjamin is on the line.

01:35:54.000 Say it to my face, dude.

01:35:56.000 You think I'm flat?

01:36:01.000 You watching or is this just a voice gag?

01:36:04.000 What's with your lips?

01:36:05.000 Do you have a cleft palate?

01:36:07.000 Yeah, let me try that.

01:36:09.000 All right.

01:36:09.000 Thanks for calling.

01:36:13.000 All right.

01:36:14.000 Next up, we've got S. Wilson.

01:36:19.000 Yo.

01:36:22.000 Hey, what up, Gavin?

01:36:24.000 What's up, Brian?

01:36:25.000 What up, hey?

01:36:28.000 First, I saw you had one of those.

01:36:31.000 You put up a Clown World shirt that was kind of gray.

01:36:35.000 It wasn't white and it wasn't yellow.

01:36:36.000 It was kind of gray.

01:36:37.000 I was wondering if you're going to end up putting that up on the website.

01:36:41.000 Oh, I didn't realize that wasn't on the website.

01:36:44.000 Yes, we've actually added a lot of new shirts.

01:36:47.000 I just started a new shirt.

01:36:48.000 I just made it today of Max and John and Tommy of the Proud Boys with their DIN numbers on the back, and it's called the Big House Boys.

01:36:57.000 And all the proceeds for that will go to justiceforliberty.com.

01:37:01.000 I made a shirt of Oink Oink You Monster that I'm pretty happy with. 1.00

01:37:06.000 I've also made a shirt that says invade Greenland.

01:37:11.000 Actually, I'll bring them up here.

01:37:13.000 But yeah, we should try to get that on the site.

01:37:16.000 Thank you for calling.

01:37:19.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:37:19.000 Wait, can I ask one more quickie?

01:37:21.000 Okay.

01:37:23.000 You're a music man.

01:37:24.000 You ever heard of Unknown Mortal Orchestra?

01:37:28.000 No, I never have.

01:37:30.000 You know, you don't need to change the camera.

01:37:31.000 You can Use this camera.

01:37:34.000 Cool.

01:37:35.000 I know Ryan would fucking dig him a lot.

01:37:38.000 Check him out.

01:37:39.000 Please, please, please.

01:37:40.000 Okay.

01:37:41.000 And thanks for calling by.

01:37:44.000 Thanks, all of you.

01:37:46.000 This is another shirt I made.

01:37:48.000 Do we like Impact as a font?

01:37:50.000 I do.

01:37:52.000 I also made this shirt I'm very happy with.

01:37:59.000 This is one I can't wait to wear.

01:38:02.000 People are going to go, wait, are we doing that?

01:38:04.000 And you go, we should be.

01:38:06.000 I want a nice bandana of that.

01:38:09.000 And then the Big House Boys shirt has Tommy, Max, and John on the front.

01:38:20.000 Oh, it's not that whited out.

01:38:21.000 There's too much contrast in this picture for the camera.

01:38:25.000 And then on the back, it just has their fucking doohickeys. 0.96

01:38:32.000 This is not good television.

01:38:33.000 We're doing.

01:38:34.000 Yeah, this.

01:38:37.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:38:38.000 I stole it from the Hell's Angels.

01:38:40.000 The Hell's Angels, when someone's in jail, they call them the big house crew.

01:38:43.000 And everyone works hard to make sure that they're taken care of.

01:38:48.000 If it was a Hells Angels incident.

01:38:51.000 So if a Hell's Angel goes fishing and gets in a fight with a guy over fishing territory and stabs him, you're not really a big house crew guy.

01:39:00.000 But if the Hells Angels get in a fight with the Mongols and two of them get shot and end up in prison, that was a Hells Angel-related thing.

01:39:09.000 And not the Proud Boys are a gang, but those guys were arrested as Proud Boys.

01:39:14.000 So the Proud Boys should be supporting them.

01:39:17.000 We got Andrew on the regular calls.

01:39:20.000 Okay.

01:39:23.000 Hey, I was wondering, I know that you always like to say that the problem with the police is really the police's boss.

01:39:34.000 And I mean, I guess I generally agree with that, but I do wonder where kind of the line is.

01:39:39.000 I was thinking about that Lexi Page story earlier today.

01:39:44.000 This is from years ago, but every time I think of that story, I mean, I get livid when they, you know, they kidnapped that girl.

01:39:52.000 They came to that house and they took that kid away from her family.

01:39:55.000 You mean Lexi Page?

01:39:58.000 Lexi Page, yeah.

01:40:00.000 Yeah.

01:40:00.000 That little Indian girl.

01:40:04.000 And, you know, they took her away, and it's like that video, I mean, it's heartbreaking.

01:40:09.000 Those police dragging her out of that house.

01:40:12.000 She's crying, and her brothers and sisters are crying.

01:40:15.000 And it's like, you know, you know, these, I know it's their job, but if your job is to kidnap children, I mean, that makes you a bad person, in my opinion.

01:40:32.000 Well, yeah, but how many times in their career have they had to go take Lexi Page back?

01:40:41.000 Yeah, I know, but it's, I mean, if you get that order to break up a family like that, I mean, at some point, I think you have to say no.

01:40:55.000 Yes, and I think we got that in Virginia.

01:40:57.000 The cops said, look, we're not violating the Constitution.

01:41:02.000 We are not going to enforce this law if, what's his name, blackface, tells us to take everyone's guns. 0.68

01:41:12.000 But as a cop, are you meant to go through every single case, weigh the pros and cons, and say, I'm not pursuing this particular case?

01:41:20.000 You're not a lawyer.

01:41:21.000 You get the call that day saying, you've got to go take this kid.

01:41:25.000 And I think if I was a cop, I would have refused that particular one.

01:41:29.000 But I know the case very well.

01:41:30.000 It's sort of like people get mad.

01:41:32.000 Liberals get mad at the military and they go, fuck you.

01:41:35.000 David Cross said this once.

01:41:37.000 He goes, I don't support the troops.

01:41:38.000 You go and kill people.

01:41:40.000 But that implies that they have to sit there twirling their mustache when they're in boot camp and they go, okay, you're going off to Afghanistan.

01:41:47.000 They're like, what's the impetus here?

01:41:49.000 Oh, we think that there's jihadist tribes in this particular.

01:41:53.000 No, I don't think there is.

01:41:54.000 And I don't think we should be fighting these particular tribes.

01:41:56.000 That's not the construct.

01:41:58.000 When you set up a military and a police force, it's you have to take the call.

01:42:03.000 And, you know, if you hate it, that's not anyone's business.

01:42:08.000 Like, Terry Shapert is a total Trump dude, right-winger Fox News guy.

01:42:13.000 He was in the Green Berets under Obama for eight years, carrying out his every whim.

01:42:21.000 Is he a pussy? 0.87

01:42:24.000 Yeah, good point.

01:42:26.000 Good point.

01:42:27.000 It's just that story, that one bugs me.

01:42:27.000 I know.

01:42:31.000 Dude, that story, I can make myself cry if I think about it.

01:42:34.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:42:37.000 To be clear, folks at home, if you're not familiar with this fucking insane story that has died on the vine, Lexi Page was a girl.

01:42:46.000 She was not Indian.

01:42:48.000 If you're under 25%, you're not American Indian.

01:42:50.000 But she was like fucking 0.25% or something. 1.00

01:42:55.000 That guy and his wife took her in when she was two.

01:42:59.000 She had a black eye when they took her in.

01:43:02.000 She was abused.

01:43:03.000 Four years later, she's six years old.

01:43:06.000 I might start crying.

01:43:08.000 Oh Jesus, this is rough.

01:43:16.000 Four years later, she's six.

01:43:18.000 Those siblings that are crying in the background there, those are her siblings.

01:43:22.000 You don't remember anything when you're two.

01:43:25.000 So that's just her life.

01:43:27.000 So all these.

01:43:33.000 Hey guys, go away.

01:43:33.000 That boy is losing his sister.

01:43:35.000 I see how I can help.

01:43:36.000 Everybody.

01:43:37.000 Yeah.

01:43:37.000 How are you doing that?

01:43:39.000 I can't help.

01:43:43.000 They're fighting Lexi! 0.95

01:43:52.000 And the rationale was this Reunification of American Indians Act, which sounds good on paper.

01:44:00.000 And they had found a nearby family that I forget the tribe that it was, Cherokee or something.

01:44:08.000 And I am Lexi's voice.

01:44:17.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:44:17.000 That's enough.

01:44:20.000 So this other family had another kid there who was like 2.1%.

01:44:25.000 So if we rip Lexi from this home, this loving home, and put her with another one, we will have upped the amount of Indian-ness in that home by 1%. 1.00

01:44:39.000 Ergo, that's part of the Indian Act.

01:44:42.000 And the lawyers reached out to the local Indian community and said, come on, if we had your support and you said this was bullshit, and a lot of the Indian leaders said, no, fuck you.

01:44:53.000 We like this.

01:44:54.000 And I think it was just malicious revenge.

01:44:57.000 Where they just said, see, now you're experiencing what we went through all those years ago.

01:45:02.000 And you're like, you're not punishing white America.

01:45:05.000 You're punishing Lexi Page. 0.99

01:45:10.000 Where is that at now?

01:45:12.000 Oh, it was the tribe?

01:45:15.000 I couldn't get any Indians to give a shit about this case. 1.00

01:45:18.000 They were all, and you see this with the black community a lot.

01:45:21.000 They're all like, well, now you got to taste your own medicine, motherfucker.

01:45:24.000 Yeah.

01:45:24.000 fuck you.

01:45:24.000 The last post that they made was like a kind of, uh, you This was 2017 in January.

01:45:34.000 Yeah, and that's the problem with a six-year-old.

01:45:37.000 Hey, Lexi, now that you've been there, this was like five years ago.

01:45:42.000 Hey, Lexi, good news.

01:45:43.000 I'm going to tear you from your new family now. 0.94

01:45:45.000 Yeah, that's bring you back to your old family.

01:45:48.000 No way to fix it.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, there's a counter on the site that says 1,502 days, and it keeps on counting.

01:45:56.000 I mean, now I don't want her to go back to the family.

01:45:59.000 Yeah, it's rough.

01:46:00.000 It's one of the most egregious things that has ever happened, you know, in recent news.

01:46:05.000 I'm just doing the math here.

01:46:07.000 So that's four years.

01:46:10.000 And, you know, the media didn't go near it because they didn't want to offend Indians.

01:46:14.000 I fucking offend Indians every morning with my farts. 1.00

01:46:20.000 Find Rory?

01:46:20.000 Is this Rory?

01:46:22.000 Something like that?

01:46:23.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:46:24.000 Hey, man.

01:46:26.000 So are you familiar with the show, The Plot Against America, on HBO?

01:46:31.000 No.

01:46:32.000 Sounds good, though.

01:46:33.000 That sounds like good COVID viewing.

01:46:36.000 So it's from the creator of The Wire, David Simon.

01:46:39.000 Okay.

01:46:41.000 It's based on a book, though.

01:46:42.000 So he just produced it.

01:46:44.000 It presupposes that Charles Lindbergh was the president of the United States during World War II.

01:46:44.000 Yep.

01:46:53.000 So obviously he's an anti-Semite and he's an isolationist.

01:46:57.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:46:59.000 More of this shit.

01:47:02.000 So it's kind of like Man in the High Castle, except way worse because they insinuate that America was all anti-Semitic, et cetera, et cetera.

01:47:12.000 That's so fucking boring.

01:47:14.000 Oh, and they have a Jewish guy playing him.

01:47:15.000 Well, John Totoro is very Italian, isn't he?

01:47:18.000 It gets tricky.

01:47:21.000 So I'm kind of piggybacking on what you were saying about what was going on in the Waco show on Netflix.

01:47:28.000 The climax of the show, there's a national program that essentially forces Jews to move to the country because they think it'll strengthen America. 0.83

01:47:41.000 But it gets tangled up in itself.

01:47:44.000 And what I see is a real parallel.

01:47:46.000 Are you familiar with busing in the city of Boston and like the city of the United States?

01:47:49.000 Hey, yeah, but they did it all over the country.

01:47:53.000 Well, so I'm from there, and like that was a big deal, and it didn't work.

01:47:58.000 It was a liberal program that didn't work.

01:48:00.000 Well, slow down.

01:48:02.000 A lot of the white kids who were bussed to black schools learned to be really good fighters.

01:48:09.000 No, they learned that the black school, the black kids learned that the schools in the white neighborhood sucked just as much because they were shitty urban public schools. 0.82

01:48:17.000 And most of the people moved away.

01:48:20.000 That's what happened.

01:48:21.000 Yeah.

01:48:22.000 Anyways, so I think that we're being told by entities such as Netflix and now HBO this narrative of sort of right-wing tyranny, say.

01:48:38.000 But the opposite is the case.

01:48:40.000 It's really liberal policy that is a disaster and results in the exact opposite of what it intends.

01:48:50.000 You know what might end up happening is they're trying to portray Nazis as a threat, right?

01:48:56.000 With all these different stupid shows like Hunters.

01:48:59.000 And in the case of this HBO show, they might accidentally make people wary of government force.

01:49:07.000 And so while they're people look outside and they go, I don't see any Nazis.

01:49:11.000 But you did put an idea in my head that the government should never have too much power in case the government are racist.

01:49:18.000 So maybe by painting Trump as a white supremacist and a Nazi, we're making everyone more libertarian and more anarchist, which is all right with me.

01:49:27.000 So I did do some poking around into the book.

01:49:29.000 I refused to pay money to read it, but it was published in 04.

01:49:35.000 So I would assume that from what the show kind of presupposes, that it was kind of reactionary to the Bush election and how the, you know, there was obviously some screwy shit going around in that first presidential election for Bush.

01:49:50.000 But it just happened to take that much time.

01:49:55.000 And now it just fits in perfectly with what's going on, I guess, in our country now.

01:50:00.000 But do you think that a guy like David said, like, you've watched The Wire, right?

01:50:08.000 No.

01:50:10.000 Okay.

01:50:12.000 He's a very liberal guy, but all his shows are pretty fair.

01:50:16.000 They take a good look from every angle, and they generally end up in sort of a gray area.

01:50:21.000 He doesn't take like a super strong stance.

01:50:24.000 Well, calling America Nazi Central is a pretty strong stance. 0.54

01:50:30.000 Well, again, it was written by another guy, but produced by this guy, David Son.

01:50:36.000 Do you think that at this point they're just throwing things in a blender and seeing what sticks and just putting it in front of us?

01:50:42.000 Like, I don't even want to watch HBO anymore.

01:50:44.000 I don't want paying $15 a month.

01:50:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:50:47.000 Yeah, I'm canceling my HBO when I get home.

01:50:49.000 But the thing about throwing things at the wall and see what sticks, American Sniper, when it came out, it made more money than any other movie that year combined.

01:51:00.000 So doing pro-patriotic stuff pays.

01:51:04.000 And then they do some PC movie like that, what was it, Mark Ruffilo movie about the fucking Tar Sands or some bullshit.

01:51:12.000 I forget what it was, but it was a complete flop.

01:51:15.000 So the fact that you can keep ignoring profitable films and profitable content really baffles me.

01:51:22.000 Like, do people like hunters?

01:51:25.000 Who the fuck watches that and goes, yeah, there probably was tons of Nazis around in the 60s?

01:51:31.000 I want them to be.

01:51:32.000 Well, last week you mentioned that show, the new on HBO.

01:51:35.000 It's called Betty's.

01:51:36.000 It's about girl skateboarders in New York.

01:51:39.000 Anyone who's been near a skateboarder.

01:51:41.000 What a crock of shit.

01:51:42.000 Like, you hung out at Max Fish.

01:51:44.000 You knew all those pro skateboarders.

01:51:46.000 There are exactly like three girl pro-female skateboarders, and they're all terrible. 1.00

01:51:51.000 They're all terrible.

01:51:52.000 Even though they can barely stand up on it, and they're all lesbians and people of color. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Yeah, to be a skateboarder, you have to literally want to roll around in the gutter and piss and shit and syringes.

01:52:08.000 Not to mention the sport itself, especially modern skateboarding.

01:52:11.000 Like when I was younger, it was about half pipes and riding around and stuff.

01:52:15.000 But now it's like learning a new trick.

01:52:17.000 So if you're not doing the latest trick, you're wasting your time.

01:52:21.000 And if you're learning a new trick, you're ripping your ankles to shreds, you're wiping out, you're fucking breaking your elbow.

01:52:27.000 Women don't enjoy that. 1.00

01:52:29.000 Women don't enjoy constantly. 1.00

01:52:31.000 Everything is going to come to a head.

01:52:32.000 The Olympics will get postponed and stuff, but skating's going to be in the next Olympics.

01:52:38.000 When the girls' event in the Olympics gets put on television, everyone is just going to, everyone's job will drop. 0.96

01:52:44.000 I've seen it.

01:52:44.000 Around the world.

01:52:45.000 It's going to be hilarious.

01:52:46.000 It's terrible.

01:52:47.000 Female skateboarding X games. 1.00

01:52:50.000 Well, look at Motocross.

01:52:52.000 Have you seen the Motocross videos?

01:52:53.000 They don't have the upper body strength to go up and down these jumps.

01:52:57.000 Or even women's soccer. 0.93

01:52:58.000 They're just wiping out.

01:52:59.000 They're in the Olympics because they're going to have to let every country in.

01:53:03.000 So you will have to let X amount of female skateboarders from, you know, Hungary. 1.00

01:53:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:53:11.000 Imagine the Turkey. 0.60

01:53:13.000 It's going to be comic genius.

01:53:17.000 I can't wait to see Romanian chicks bail. 1.00

01:53:21.000 Look at this.

01:53:21.000 They're just riding it the way like a talented 13-year-old would at your local skate park.

01:53:28.000 All right.

01:53:28.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:53:30.000 Yeah, what a woman. 1.00

01:53:31.000 They've ruined skateboarding.

01:53:32.000 It's fun to list the things that the affirmative action has ruined. 0.58

01:53:35.000 Like this whole like women rock thing has ruined skateboarding, comedy, the restaurant industry. 1.00

01:53:44.000 I dated a girl back in like the early 90s who was a professional chef.

01:53:49.000 And it was just the end of women who were chefs being treated like men.

01:53:55.000 And they yell at you.

01:53:56.000 They call you a piece of shit.

01:53:57.000 Fuck you.

01:53:58.000 They threaten you with knives.

01:53:59.000 They burn you.

01:54:00.000 They throw you in the freezer and lock it.

01:54:03.000 And you sit there going, sorry, chef, sorry, chef.

01:54:06.000 It's like Gestapo fucking green berets.

01:54:09.000 And then women started complaining. 1.00

01:54:11.000 And now it's a total milquetoast fucking profession that doesn't have the same honor.

01:54:17.000 Same with, now as a Knight of Columbus, I'm not allowed to disparage the Knights of Columbus.

01:54:22.000 So I have to tiptoe here.

01:54:23.000 But let's just say the initiations for the Knights of Columbus have changed drastically over the past even five years.

01:54:34.000 And that's not women, obviously, because women aren't allowed to join the Knights of Columbus. 0.99

01:54:39.000 So men are also feminized and complaining and wanting less...

01:54:50.000 Too hard.

01:54:52.000 What if there was a pile of pillows there and a Hello Kitty thing? 1.00

01:54:58.000 I remember I was just watching it and it wasn't like these are the worst skaters ever.

01:55:05.000 It was just regular.

01:55:06.000 Well, at least there's a good turnout.

01:55:12.000 At least a lot of people are interested in watching women fall. 1.00

01:55:14.000 Just no dads.

01:55:15.000 Look at that.

01:55:16.000 That's just like your friend Perry.

01:55:18.000 This is the best way to respond to daddy issues, though, to be honest.

01:55:23.000 This is just like a guy.

01:55:24.000 West case scenario.

01:55:25.000 This is your brother's friend.

01:55:28.000 This is not what you pay tickets for.

01:55:30.000 Hey, want to pay tickets to see me go, well, the men's can't be any better.

01:55:37.000 I'm sure that's not packed.

01:55:39.000 Remember that clip?

01:55:40.000 I saw this recently.

01:55:41.000 Some guy did like a quadruple.

01:55:45.000 No, I don't know much about skateboarding, especially now, but like a six flip.

01:55:50.000 Like he flipped six times and bailed hard.

01:55:53.000 And Tony Hawk was one of the commenters and commentators.

01:55:56.000 And he went, whoa, I can't believe you pulled that off.

01:55:59.000 Like the guy was dying.

01:56:01.000 He fell from 700 feet.

01:56:03.000 And Tony Hawk was just blown away that he stuck.

01:56:06.000 He went so high.

01:56:08.000 Well, that's a different turnout, huh?

01:56:11.000 Huh?

01:56:13.000 That might be a dude.

01:56:15.000 That is a dude.

01:56:16.000 See, like with the chicks, you could fathom figuring it out, but you see this and you're like, well, I could spend seven years practicing and that's not happening for the old Gavirooni.

01:56:28.000 You know what?

01:56:28.000 They give good inspiration.

01:56:30.000 That is a good idea.

01:56:30.000 I got an angry letter today from a viewer telling me to stop saying Ollie kickflip.

01:56:35.000 It's a kick flip.

01:56:36.000 Yeah.

01:56:37.000 All right, I apologize.

01:56:38.000 We never watched that video of that really bad Ollie. 1.00

01:56:43.000 What are you talking about?

01:56:44.000 Speaking of skateboarding and breaking.

01:56:46.000 Oh, that wipeout?

01:56:46.000 Should we show that?

01:56:47.000 Can you dig it up?

01:56:48.000 Uh-huh.

01:56:49.000 You guys want to see something harsh?

01:56:52.000 Is it just an Ollie he does?

01:56:55.000 I'm getting sweaty thinking about it.

01:56:57.000 It's very emotional episode.

01:56:58.000 We fucking ball our eyes out to Lexi Page and then we give ourselves the biggest heebie jeebies on earth. 0.97

01:57:03.000 Is this it?

01:57:04.000 No.

01:57:04.000 Okay, well, there's a lot of these then.

01:57:06.000 Well, it would be in your email.

01:57:08.000 Okay.

01:57:08.000 Maybe we'll take a call while you try to dig it up.

01:57:10.000 Okay.

01:57:12.000 We got localpolice.

01:57:18.000 Mr. 843, you're on the line.

01:57:21.000 One second.

01:57:23.000 Oh, sure.

01:57:24.000 I'm chewing.

01:57:25.000 Okay.

01:57:25.000 What are you eating?

01:57:27.000 What are you eating, dude?

01:57:29.000 Oh, rice.

01:57:30.000 Ryan's favorite.

01:57:32.000 That's kind of gay with both sides.

01:57:34.000 Yellow.

01:57:35.000 Just rice?

01:57:37.000 Yeah, what the hell?

01:57:38.000 Just rice and sesame sauce.

01:57:45.000 High calories.

01:57:46.000 Sesame sauce.

01:57:48.000 Are you recovering from some sort of car accident?

01:57:53.000 No, I like it.

01:57:54.000 Dental surgery?

01:57:55.000 Did you just take another bite, you bastard?

01:57:58.000 You must commit to one or the other.

01:58:05.000 One thing I want to see if you guys can fix.

01:58:07.000 There's a delay between your video and my phone when I listen to the audio.

01:58:13.000 I was wondering if you guys could sync those two.

01:58:16.000 Between the phone.

01:58:17.000 So when I'm waiting to get on the call, the video on my Roku matches to the audio on my phone.

01:58:24.000 That's impossible.

01:58:25.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:26.000 It's always been like that.

01:58:27.000 Even high-tech studios expect that.

01:58:30.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:58:32.000 That's the most annoying call.

01:58:34.000 No, no, thanks for calling.

01:58:36.000 Goodbye.

01:58:37.000 Goodbye.

01:58:39.000 Throw some stuff in his face with rice.

01:58:43.000 Making me jealous.

01:58:44.000 Did you find the...

01:58:46.000 Okay, let's watch it.

01:58:47.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:58:48.000 It's deleted.

01:58:50.000 We have to find it some other way.

01:58:51.000 Oh, is it like violence or something?

01:58:52.000 Anyway, it's this guy who does an Ollie, and then he lands really hard on his arm, and his elbow goes punk, and his arm bends the exact wrong way.

01:59:03.000 There might be another link in the comments.

01:59:05.000 We got the Discord back.

01:59:07.000 Discord, folks.

01:59:08.000 Let's do the Discord.

01:59:09.000 Yep.

01:59:09.000 Next up is Jank.

01:59:11.000 You're unmuted. 0.93

01:59:12.000 Hey, can you hear me?

01:59:13.000 Hey, man.

01:59:15.000 Hey, how you doing?

01:59:17.000 I'm good.

01:59:17.000 How are you?

01:59:18.000 My shit was not working before.

01:59:20.000 All right.

01:59:22.000 I mean, I only have a throwaway question, though.

01:59:24.000 I just wanted to ask about Larry and I know the shutdown and everything.

01:59:30.000 I don't know if you've talked to him and if the Larry Barnes thing is still going on.

01:59:34.000 Yeah, I went to see him the other day.

01:59:36.000 I gave him some dough.

01:59:37.000 And I just today set up a haircut for him because he looked like a lunatic.

01:59:42.000 He just was like, but I'm over this chinkin' pox thing. 1.00

01:59:49.000 So I think we should start.

01:59:50.000 I saw Gary on the street the other day.

01:59:52.000 We're going to start doing those again.

01:59:54.000 I don't want Larry to appear here looking like shit.

01:59:57.000 So after I get him all haircutted up, I'm going to have we're going to start doing Larry and Gary again.

02:00:06.000 I'd love that.

02:00:07.000 And Larry and Gary.

02:00:10.000 And suggestion, although I feel like he's better suited to doing something more nuanced.

02:00:18.000 Lennox Lewis of Vander Holyfield.

02:00:21.000 You know, I think he suggested that.

02:00:25.000 One and two, and the highlights are 1,000 pounds.

02:00:29.000 If you got hit by one of these hits, it'd knock your dick in the dirt.

02:00:33.000 You'd be retarded for the rest of your life. 1.00

02:00:36.000 Over and over and over again.

02:00:38.000 No, I think with those two fights, too, like, didn't Lennox Lewis, he got destroyed in the first one, and then he was watching Hollyfield fight someone else.

02:00:47.000 And as he's watching, he goes, holy shit, I think I can take him now.

02:00:50.000 And then he asked for the next fight and won.

02:00:53.000 Right.

02:00:54.000 Well, and Holyfield got much more defensive, which I think is how Holyfield beat Tyson after Tyson got out of jail.

02:01:04.000 And then they did the whole earbiting thing.

02:01:06.000 He got very defensive.

02:01:10.000 You think that's the way to beat Tyson?

02:01:12.000 You be defensive?

02:01:14.000 Yeah, Tyson got too frustrated and then bit the fucking guy.

02:01:20.000 If I was going like this and Tyson hit me with a left hook, I'm still going off into outer space.

02:01:27.000 You could have two mattresses on either side of your head.

02:01:31.000 Dude, watch Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield.

02:01:34.000 That's a gigantic guy.

02:01:36.000 It's kind of weird looking on like when you see it on camera and it's two big guys against each other.

02:01:42.000 It's that kind of resolution.

02:01:46.000 It is two gigantic people.

02:01:48.000 And they're just taking huge hips. 1.00

02:01:51.000 This guy's delivery fucking rules.

02:01:54.000 All right, man.

02:01:55.000 Thanks for calling.

02:01:55.000 Go to hashiwear.com.

02:01:58.000 Thanks.

02:02:00.000 What did he say?

02:02:01.000 You go to hashiwear.com.

02:02:03.000 I just like when he's like, and he fucking bit the guy.

02:02:07.000 Next callie.

02:02:08.000 No, we got to wrap up.

02:02:09.000 Let's do one more.

02:02:10.000 Did you give away the Heshy socks?

02:02:12.000 I did.

02:02:12.000 Okay.

02:02:13.000 Last call.

02:02:15.000 Last call for alcohol.

02:02:18.000 Last call.

02:02:19.000 It's Mixed Tofer.

02:02:20.000 That's me.

02:02:21.000 Hey, Kevin.

02:02:21.000 Hey, Ryan.

02:02:22.000 Hey, guys.

02:02:23.000 I mean, hey, guy.

02:02:25.000 I was looking for some professional guidance from you as a public filter.

02:02:30.000 Wow, that's a lot of feedback.

02:02:34.000 Some professional advice from you as a public figure that's had to deal with a lot of cancel culture.

02:02:38.000 I don't really know how to deal with it too well.

02:02:41.000 And it's, I don't know, it affects my daily, I guess, mental stability to, I don't feel like I can speak my mind anymore, I guess.

02:02:52.000 So what you should do is just cower.

02:02:55.000 Just dig a hole.

02:02:57.000 Not say what's on your mind.

02:02:59.000 Be constantly worried about getting fired.

02:03:02.000 Don't ever get in trouble.

02:03:03.000 Don't be brave.

02:03:05.000 And just stop fighting.

02:03:09.000 It's more the issue of like how they go after their livelihood.

02:03:13.000 You know?

02:03:14.000 Yeah, well, you know, I've known plenty of people to get canceled and plenty of people to be ostracized.

02:03:18.000 You get a new job.

02:03:20.000 How many fucking jobs I've had?

02:03:22.000 How many things I've built from scratch?

02:03:24.000 You can do it.

02:03:25.000 And by the way, we're not talking about you showing up to your dentist's office, Zeke Heiling With a giant swastika gown.

02:03:32.000 But if you want to like Trump at your job, you can like Trump at your job.

02:03:36.000 This is America.

02:03:37.000 If they want to fire you for liking Trump, trust me, you'll get another job again.

02:03:43.000 It's not a job, but I get your point.

02:03:45.000 What do you mean it's not a job?

02:03:47.000 I run a daily show similar to yours, but on a platform owned by Microsoft, if you could imagine the heat.

02:03:55.000 Well, if you have enough followers, then you'll get them.

02:03:58.000 Like, I got fired from Blaze, and I'm making more money now with censored.tv than I was making with Blaze.

02:04:06.000 But you had a larger platform when you moved, I assumed.

02:04:09.000 Well, because I've been accruing this following of these people since 1994.

02:04:14.000 You just keep hammering away at it like a woodchuck.

02:04:16.000 Like, what are you wanting to say that you can't say?

02:04:20.000 Just anything.

02:04:21.000 It comes down to, like, if I don't like a movie, people go fucking nuts.

02:04:24.000 If I don't like a certain book or a video game, whatever it is.

02:04:28.000 If you have an opinion, that's not.

02:04:29.000 You've got to die with your boots on, my man.

02:04:31.000 This is America.

02:04:32.000 Thank you for calling.

02:04:34.000 And to the rest of the viewers there, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:04:49.000 Now your mother threw away your best born old man.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 01, 2020

GOML LIVE #45 - F THE SPLC

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