Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #48 - THE MEDIA IS ASSHOE

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McKinnon.

00:00:25.000 Hello.

00:00:27.000 Hello, boys and girls.

00:00:29.000 I'm going to be having a museum with chronically famous peewees throughout history.

00:00:33.000 Ha! 0.89

00:00:36.000 Huh?

00:00:38.000 I met Paul Rubens once at a wedding. 0.99

00:00:42.000 I said, holy shit, hi, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:00:45.000 Great to meet you. 1.00

00:00:46.000 My son was obsessed with Large Marge.

00:00:50.000 Petrified.

00:00:51.000 We weren't allowed to say Large Marge in the house.

00:00:53.000 We had to say LM.

00:00:54.000 And I'd show him how it was animated to calm him down.

00:00:58.000 He was petrified.

00:01:00.000 And he would draw her too sometimes and then crumple up the drawing.

00:01:06.000 And he goes, yeah, well, I get that a lot.

00:01:11.000 And I said, well, I don't know.

00:01:14.000 I thought that would kind of be interesting.

00:01:15.000 Maybe we could have bonded on that.

00:01:17.000 And he's like, yeah, I don't.

00:01:20.000 Maybe something like, yeah, when I was doing the show, there would be a lot of adult things.

00:01:24.000 And I'm like, you know, isn't this meant for kids?

00:01:25.000 And, you know, that was always a concern.

00:01:27.000 It was weird.

00:01:28.000 Something.

00:01:30.000 I mean, my band in 1992, Anil Chinook, would do covers of the Pee Wee song.

00:01:37.000 He's been an integral part of my life forever.

00:01:39.000 I meet him.

00:01:40.000 I have 3,000 Peewee stories, including The Doll.

00:01:44.000 And he's just like, yeah, I can. 0.99

00:01:46.000 I started thinking later, maybe because he had a sex offense, he thought I was fucking with him and I was trying to trap him or something. 0.98

00:01:54.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:01:55.000 He was very guarded, probably.

00:01:57.000 Or it's also possible he's not one of the many dozens and dozens of people who suffer from gaveitis. 0.99

00:02:04.000 Before we get started today, I just want to say no, it's Bubba and Hanks shit for brains. 0.99

00:02:13.000 Did you not get the memo? 0.99

00:02:13.000 Okay. 0.99

00:02:18.000 Memorial Day is Monday.

00:02:20.000 4th of July is right on the corner.

00:02:22.000 We've got to be open for 4th of July.

00:02:23.000 Come on.

00:02:24.000 It's hot on the 4th of July.

00:02:27.000 What am I going to be grilling?

00:02:28.000 Bubba and Hanks.

00:02:29.000 Bubba and Hanks, Wagyu Beef is the best beef in America.

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00:02:49.000 I bought a huge box from these guys.

00:02:52.000 Okay, they gave it to me.

00:02:54.000 And unbelievable steaks.

00:02:56.000 You realize what you've been missing with these sub-par steaks that you normally get from the shop and safe.

00:03:04.000 Wow, were they good.

00:03:06.000 Huge, too.

00:03:06.000 We thought out one the other day, and it was one steak.

00:03:11.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:03:12.000 It was this big.

00:03:13.000 Doused it in butter, marinated it.

00:03:17.000 You know what I like to do is get the barbecue up to a million degrees, then put it in, and then the fat starts dripping off.

00:03:27.000 That starts a fire.

00:03:28.000 And now we have this million degrees barbecue cooking the outside, but barely having time to do the inside.

00:03:36.000 And that gives it that nice little red hue with the crunchy charred outside.

00:03:41.000 It's delish.

00:03:43.000 Anyway, a lot of stuff to cover.

00:03:45.000 This is the first half hour is free on YouTube.

00:03:48.000 So that's why the opening music was our generic music that we paid our buddy to make.

00:03:52.000 We can't talk about Star Wars or the Rolling Stones.

00:03:57.000 We have to be pretty careful about what we talk about.

00:04:00.000 And also, half an hour is not a lot of time.

00:04:04.000 But I guess we could start with just the media in general.

00:04:12.000 And there's a lot going on in the media.

00:04:14.000 The most recent thing I saw, the guy who filmed armed robbery, Ahmed Aubrey.

00:04:20.000 He sent me the notes.

00:04:21.000 Oh, I didn't send them to you?

00:04:23.000 Whoa.

00:04:24.000 That is embarrassing, you guys.

00:04:29.000 I better send you the notes.

00:04:32.000 The guy who filmed, we call him armed robbery on the show.

00:04:36.000 That might get me kicked off YouTube right there.

00:04:38.000 Sorry.

00:04:39.000 He sounds like, his name sounds like when someone deaf is saying the words armed robbery.

00:04:43.000 Armed robbery.

00:04:47.000 But he, our theory is that he had been casing this construction site.

00:04:53.000 They'd been stealing from it.

00:04:55.000 He went, he was 50 miles from his house wearing boots, not jogging.

00:05:00.000 He's a career criminal. 0.99

00:05:02.000 We're now getting all this other footage of him stealing TVs and getting arrested for all kinds of weird shit. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Like wearing, he wears a winter jacket all summer in Georgia and was rapping in a car. 1.00

00:05:15.000 He might be a simpleton, like when you're so dumb that you're just basically retarded. 1.00

00:05:21.000 Anyway, I think those guys said, fuck this. 1.00

00:05:24.000 I've had enough of this. 1.00

00:05:25.000 And this is called vigilanteism.

00:05:28.000 It's the end of the world.

00:05:29.000 But what are you supposed to do?

00:05:32.000 Call the police?

00:05:34.000 First of all, we strip the police of all their rights, all their power.

00:05:37.000 They don't want to get sued.

00:05:38.000 They don't want their career to be over.

00:05:40.000 So they don't really do anything anymore.

00:05:42.000 Like I was just seconds ago talking to my MAGA dad text group.

00:05:49.000 And I was telling them a story my son told me today. 0.99

00:05:52.000 My son said one of his friends, dad, fuck the police, his boss, one of his friends, Z dad, said, you hanging out with someone whose father's a Trump supporter is worse than you hanging out with a drug dealer. 0.98

00:06:10.000 Now he doesn't know that my son is my son and I'm a Trump supporter. 1.00

00:06:15.000 But I just thought, what a douche.

00:06:17.000 And so we were talking back and forth about my suburban community and how intolerant they are to the right.

00:06:24.000 And wait, am I wearing the same thing?

00:06:27.000 What episode is that?

00:06:28.000 Oh, no, I'm just checking the stream.

00:06:29.000 Oh, I don't like to wear the same outfit on two different episodes because I want when you're remembering an episode for you to be able to go, like, oh, remember he was talking about that thing?

00:06:40.000 He had like a jean jacket on, then you can find it easier.

00:06:44.000 Crowder's been wearing the same thing this whole pandemic, and God help someone who wants to look something up.

00:06:50.000 Anyhow, I think he started running.

00:06:57.000 He's very ornery when he gets caught.

00:07:00.000 We've seen him attack police in these videos when he got caught stealing the TV.

00:07:04.000 So they said, stop, freeze.

00:07:05.000 He just grabs at the gun.

00:07:07.000 Gun went off.

00:07:08.000 Guy films this, right?

00:07:10.000 And he, no charges laid.

00:07:12.000 This guy was a career criminal who attacked you and the gun went off.

00:07:16.000 But then this video comes out and we're living in the trial by media era.

00:07:21.000 So if people are mad, then you're under arrest.

00:07:25.000 So the guy filming it was just arrested.

00:07:28.000 Isn't that weird? 1.00

00:07:31.000 I think he should be arrested for his fucking hairdo. 1.00

00:07:34.000 What is that? 1.00

00:07:36.000 Who cut your bangs, a lawnmower? 1.00

00:07:39.000 What is that?

00:07:40.000 Is that a little hat? 1.00

00:07:42.000 What the fuck is on your head? 1.00

00:07:44.000 Who cuts their bangs like that? 1.00

00:07:46.000 Maybe he's a friar.

00:07:47.000 Either they go to your eyebrows or you have short hair.

00:07:50.000 You don't cut your...

00:07:54.000 Very Amish looking. 0.99

00:07:58.000 It's an Amish thing? 0.98

00:07:59.000 Looks very Amish, yeah. 1.00

00:08:00.000 You better be right or I'm gonna kill you. 1.00

00:08:03.000 Never seen that? 1.00

00:08:04.000 The Amish have short bangs? 1.00

00:08:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:06.000 Look at this.

00:08:07.000 Well, they have bowl cuts.

00:08:10.000 It's not really the same.

00:08:12.000 Oh, man.

00:08:13.000 Oh, man.

00:08:15.000 So I thought that was weird.

00:08:16.000 Also, in media news, Joe Rogan got 100 mil.

00:08:21.000 There's stuff I want to talk about, too.

00:08:22.000 Like, we obviously want to talk about the nursing home, but we can't do that in front of the paywall.

00:08:27.000 Behind the paywalls where all the juice is.

00:08:30.000 There's no, we can show boobies, dinks, violence.

00:08:33.000 We can say whatever we want.

00:08:35.000 Censored.tv is uncensored.

00:08:38.000 But anyway, amazing news.

00:08:40.000 Joe Rogan took the red pill around the same time Elon Musk did.

00:08:45.000 And Elon Musk, by the way, is going to outer space soon on his own time.

00:08:50.000 Trump's going to go check that out. 0.99

00:08:51.000 But yeah, $100 million Joe Rogan got to move all his shit to Spotify. 0.98

00:08:58.000 And I think it's a smart move because here on YouTube, you don't know how long you're going to last. 0.98

00:09:03.000 There's this sort of YouTube accles hanging over your head.

00:09:06.000 One thing goes wrong.

00:09:07.000 I mean, I was just deleted one day because I was using Vans content, the shoe company, unlicensed, without their permission.

00:09:16.000 And I contacted Vans and I said, you guys told me to put those ads up.

00:09:19.000 And they go, yeah, I don't know.

00:09:21.000 So my lawyer sent them all that and they went, all right, you're back up.

00:09:24.000 You're Crowder's friend, right?

00:09:25.000 Yeah.

00:09:25.000 Oh, yeah, he's very litigious.

00:09:28.000 Yes, so am I. Ask the SPLC.

00:09:30.000 They're beheaded because I wrote a complaint.

00:09:35.000 Ron Coleman wrote the complaint, but we filed a complaint.

00:09:37.000 We haven't even started the trial and they're beheaded.

00:09:41.000 That's why I think I'm still on.

00:09:42.000 But I could go at any moment.

00:09:46.000 Big tech is sort of floundering now.

00:09:48.000 Like they gave Ryan Did they give you, what did they give you back?

00:09:53.000 They gave you your Twitter back?

00:09:54.000 Yeah, it's probably because mine is linked to the free speech one, but both Twitter, mine and the free speech one are back. 1.00

00:10:01.000 Censored.tv, you fucking idiot. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Oh, at censored.tv and at Asian Pat Dixon. 1.00

00:10:10.000 You forgot the name of your company?

00:10:12.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 Anyway.

00:10:15.000 That was weird.

00:10:16.000 He's getting a deal.

00:10:17.000 It's probably like 10 million a year for 10 years or something like that.

00:10:20.000 I don't really know, but it's a $100 million deal.

00:10:22.000 And he said it's always going to be the same show.

00:10:25.000 Spotify has video.

00:10:27.000 Did not know that.

00:10:29.000 But it's going to be the exact same show.

00:10:30.000 Maybe he'll have me back on now that he's free.

00:10:33.000 And he said he's going to use this money to go after big tech.

00:10:39.000 He's going to fight them.

00:10:41.000 Who red-pilled him?

00:10:43.000 Elon Musk probably helped.

00:10:45.000 Alex Jones.

00:10:46.000 That's the problem with talking to people.

00:10:48.000 This is why the left doesn't want us to have a platform.

00:10:50.000 Because you talk and you talk to people and you go, these guys aren't the ogres you told me they were.

00:10:55.000 You lied to me.

00:10:56.000 I talked to Milo.

00:10:57.000 I talked to Gavin.

00:10:58.000 I talked to Alex Jones.

00:10:59.000 I don't agree with a lot of what they say, but how does that affect me? 0.98

00:11:02.000 I'm not a pussy. 0.90

00:11:04.000 Ideas don't hurt me. 0.98

00:11:07.000 They're not recruiting.

00:11:08.000 I love that word, recruiting for the imminent race war. 0.98

00:11:14.000 Do you think this is accurate?

00:11:15.000 TV host turned provocateur?

00:11:18.000 He's always been provocative.

00:11:20.000 And he's TV host.

00:11:22.000 What was he hosting?

00:11:23.000 Fear Factor.

00:11:25.000 Oh, sort of.

00:11:26.000 He's a stand-up comedian who's had a great career. 0.99

00:11:28.000 You can't really shit on this guy. 0.98

00:11:30.000 Like, how about I fire you from a sitcom and then you end up becoming a UFC superstar? 0.98

00:11:40.000 Like, he's got seven different totally independent careers that were all very successful. 0.99

00:11:45.000 It's hard to fuck with that. 0.99

00:11:49.000 But that's good. 1.00

00:11:50.000 You know what I think really red-pilled him, though, was Biden.

00:11:54.000 Biden's incompetence.

00:11:55.000 He said he was going to vote for Bernie.

00:11:57.000 The Dems made sure Bernie didn't happen.

00:12:00.000 Thank God.

00:12:01.000 And they said, no, we're running this guy.

00:12:05.000 We'll jump backwards a little bit here.

00:12:08.000 Go to 1-1.

00:12:10.000 I actually spent some time trying to understand this.

00:12:14.000 And we're going to create a new bio-based multi-manufacturing job.

00:12:20.000 Bio-based?

00:12:21.000 Environmental?

00:12:22.000 Multi-manufacturing. 1.00

00:12:24.000 What the fuck is... 0.99

00:12:30.000 Do I? 1.00

00:12:32.000 Why am I asking you?

00:12:33.000 What is bio-based?

00:12:34.000 Do you mean like farms?

00:12:35.000 Biology?

00:12:36.000 Do you mean like chemistry?

00:12:37.000 Do you mean we're going to make pharmaceuticals here?

00:12:39.000 That sounds like a good thing.

00:12:41.000 And what is multi-manufacturing?

00:12:43.000 Isn't that just manufacturing?

00:12:46.000 Deal farmers in on the benefits of a changing economy joint.

00:12:49.000 We're going to have multi-pizzas.

00:12:51.000 New bio-based multi-manufacturing job environment to deal farmers in on the benefits.

00:13:00.000 I was talking to a friend earlier.

00:13:01.000 I want Biden to win now.

00:13:03.000 Here's the deal: we have 16,000 subscribers.

00:13:07.000 We've got a good, solid thing going here.

00:13:09.000 I got money in the bank.

00:13:10.000 Ryan, he could die for all I care.

00:13:15.000 So we're good here.

00:13:16.000 We just want more content.

00:13:18.000 And Biden is going to provide better content than Trump, I think.

00:13:21.000 It'll be close, but Biden is funnier than Trump as far as laughing at him, not with him, and getting good at it, if you will. 1.00

00:13:30.000 So fuck you people. 1.00

00:13:33.000 I want fire and brimps in the apocalypse. 1.00

00:13:35.000 I got my gun permit.

00:13:36.000 We'll be safe on our compound. 0.98

00:13:39.000 And the rest of the country can just go to hell. 0.97

00:13:42.000 Just kidding. 0.63

00:13:43.000 All right, what's this other one, too?

00:13:44.000 There's a funny one, too.

00:13:46.000 They animated his actual quotes.

00:13:49.000 And you realize in this context that they're not sending their best.

00:13:55.000 By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it get hot.

00:14:00.000 I got a lot of, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. 1.00

00:14:11.000 And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rest.

00:14:16.000 This is verbatim.

00:14:19.000 And then watch the hair come back up again.

00:14:25.000 So I learned about roaches.

00:14:27.000 I learned about kids jumping on my lap.

00:14:30.000 And I love kids jumping on my lap.

00:14:36.000 So I learned about roaches.

00:14:38.000 You know, when I was younger, I was a lifeguard and my hair would go blonde in the sun.

00:14:42.000 The kids would straighten it down.

00:14:44.000 So I learned about roaches.

00:14:47.000 Were the children cockroaches?

00:14:49.000 Did you have cockroaches in the pool? 1.00

00:14:52.000 Were those water bugs?

00:14:55.000 Anyway, that might have been what pushed Rogan over the edge, but this is pretty good news.

00:15:01.000 And this is good news.

00:15:02.000 This is why it's in the media section, because the media has just ruined themselves.

00:15:07.000 Like, we keep getting all these people crossing over to the dark side, but we're getting them because the media is driving them out with their insanity.

00:15:15.000 The left is just burning down its own house. 1.00

00:15:19.000 And people are coming over to our side, not because we're awesome, but because the other side is so shit. 0.97

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00:16:35.000 So Chris Cuomo keeps hitting it out of the park with his deranged idiocy. 0.96

00:16:41.000 Frito has now become a compliment. 1.00

00:16:43.000 That's too kind.

00:16:44.000 Now, we all know the mess that he made when he said, I have coronavirus.

00:16:50.000 I believe he was lying.

00:16:51.000 I don't think he did.

00:16:53.000 But he started shooting from his home and saying that this ain't any normal fever.

00:17:03.000 And then he comes out of the cave, just like Jesus with the Easter bunny, and starts laying chocolate eggs everywhere and says, I'm free.

00:17:11.000 I'm finally liberated.

00:17:13.000 I've been checked by the CDC, which was a weird thing to say.

00:17:16.000 And you go, Chris, you were just all over the news two days ago.

00:17:23.000 You were checking out your place in the Hamptons, and some guy confronted you with a big tire bike.

00:17:32.000 You even talked on your podcast about how you hate guys like that, and you wish you didn't have a show on CNN so you could have beaten them up.

00:17:39.000 What?

00:17:40.000 So does he not know that these things happen?

00:17:43.000 Anyway, Chris was making fun of Trump for taking hydroxychloric.

00:17:51.000 Can these things get better names, please?

00:17:53.000 I like to talk about terrorism better.

00:17:55.000 You could just learn Ahmed Mahal, Mohammed Mahmar.

00:17:59.000 So Trump said he takes hydroxychloroquine, right? 1.00

00:18:05.000 And Chris Cuomo goes, what a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:18:08.000 That's witchcraft, which is what the Chinese government said. 1.00

00:18:11.000 They said taking his stuff is witchcraft.

00:18:13.000 And then we find out he took something worse.

00:18:17.000 He took, Chris Cuomo took an offshoot of chloroquine.

00:18:26.000 Keep going down.

00:18:28.000 So this Greg Price over at Daily Caller tracked down his wife's blog. 0.99

00:18:33.000 His wife is a nut. 1.00

00:18:35.000 Chris is a retard. 1.00

00:18:38.000 Anyway, she talks about this thing she got, chloroquine, which is a derivative of quinine. 1.00

00:18:38.000 His wife's a nut. 1.00

00:18:45.000 A derivative of that, unlike quinine, is, can you go down a little lower, please? 0.90

00:18:50.000 No, no, go up a bit.

00:18:51.000 Is actually prescribed as a treatment for certain conditions like lupus.

00:18:56.000 And there's still more fredoness when it comes. 0.99

00:19:01.000 Will you stop fucking moving around? 0.99

00:19:02.000 What are you doing, by the way? 1.00

00:19:03.000 What are you fiddling with? 0.95

00:19:06.000 i can get secondary control of this computer um oh so that so so you go well that's stupid instead of using the state approved one that doesn't really have side effects if you take it and you don't have it and you're a normal person without heart disease or something he took this weird offshoot one and he's telling trump that uh that trump's basically supporting witchcraft Then you find out it gets way crazier. 0.99

00:19:33.000 The doctor that Cuomo got it from is way nuttier than Cuomo's wife. 0.90

00:19:39.000 Click on that yellow circle. 0.94

00:19:46.000 I can't read it.

00:19:46.000 Can you read that?

00:19:48.000 Oh, here we go.

00:19:50.000 So, this is Chris Cuomo's wife's blog.

00:19:52.000 Here is week one's protocol for Chris.

00:19:54.000 Enlisted Dr. Linda Lancaster, the author of Harmonic Healing.

00:20:00.000 And good news, she's an energy medicine physician. 0.68

00:20:05.000 Maybe that's one of the jobs, the multi-manufacturing bio-based jobs that Joe Biden's talking about.

00:20:11.000 You get energy medicine physicians who help me cure my aggressive Lyme disease.

00:20:15.000 Maybe you should try that, Ryan.

00:20:17.000 Breast cancer, blah, blah, blah. 0.73

00:20:19.000 Okay, so go back to the original story.

00:20:23.000 So this woman got him basically illegal black market weird quinine. 0.98

00:20:30.000 And the woman who got it is a lunatic. 1.00

00:20:34.000 She's a female mad lad who, well, are we done with this article yet? 1.00

00:20:42.000 Yeah. 0.77

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:43.000 Check out this video.

00:20:44.000 This is her.

00:20:45.000 This is a woman who got Chris Cuomo, basically black market quinine, which no one knows how safe that is.

00:20:53.000 And he's mocking Trump.

00:20:55.000 This is the doctor that works with him.

00:20:58.000 Every cell in our body are like batteries.

00:21:01.000 There's a positive and a negative.

00:21:04.000 I don't want to know if that's true.

00:21:05.000 Is that true?

00:21:16.000 In the physical sense, we are not alive unless we have etheric energy.

00:21:22.000 Our etheric energy is our life force.

00:21:26.000 What are you talking about?

00:21:28.000 Is this peer-reviewed science?

00:21:30.000 Scroll forward a bit.

00:21:31.000 She starts talking about the liver and how important it is, and I agree with her on that.

00:21:35.000 But then she says the liver also filters our thoughts.

00:21:38.000 Oh, yeah, go back right before that.

00:21:39.000 That's really good.

00:21:41.000 Turn it up.

00:21:42.000 It is our connection to the stars.

00:21:45.000 We have an astral body that interpenetrates with the etheric force field of the life force of our body.

00:21:54.000 Did she just say intra-penetrates?

00:21:57.000 What language do these limbs speak? 1.00

00:22:02.000 This mental body interpenetrates in the emotional and the physical and etheric.

00:22:09.000 And that mental body is the way we think.

00:22:12.000 Not your brain, but the way we think.

00:22:15.000 How we reach towards our goals in life.

00:22:20.000 How we want spirituality.

00:22:25.000 Hmm. 0.98

00:22:26.000 Trump is a quack. 0.98

00:22:27.000 Cuomo's doctor knows where it's at. 0.99

00:22:30.000 Trust the DNC.

00:22:31.000 Trust CNN.

00:22:34.000 Also, in her treatment, she recommended that Chris use a body charger.

00:22:41.000 I'm sure you're familiar with body chargers.

00:22:42.000 Of course, they submit electronic pulses into the body, which helps realign you.

00:22:47.000 Oh, no, Chris's wife took this.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, go up a bit.

00:22:53.000 There it is. 0.94

00:22:54.000 So I think you plug it into the wall, and it's just like a static electricity bullshit scam.

00:23:00.000 Like when you go to the science museum and you put your hand on that ball thing and your hair goes up and you go, woo, static electricity. 0.81

00:23:06.000 So, and that's fun for little kids.

00:23:09.000 It fools them into thinking this is incredible.

00:23:12.000 Or Karens.

00:23:14.000 Karens also appreciate the science of static electricity.

00:23:18.000 If you can't afford a body charger, rub a balloon on your hair and you will see the incredible energy when you put the balloon on the wall and it stays there.

00:23:28.000 Isn't that astounding?

00:23:29.000 I couldn't find, I looked for a while, I couldn't find a body charger you could pay for.

00:23:36.000 You know, I remember one time upstate with these gays, my gay neighbors, they had all these, they had bought all these things for seances for finding ghosts.

00:23:44.000 And I can't remember how they came across them, but we couldn't, there was no made in China on them. 0.93

00:23:49.000 And we couldn't figure out how they were manufactured.

00:23:51.000 We couldn't find a factory or any information about these things.

00:23:54.000 I think it's sort of like, you know, in Scientology, they have those ohm meters.

00:23:58.000 David Cross stole one.

00:24:01.000 And you can't buy those. 1.00

00:24:04.000 You can't find out anything about the manufacturer, obviously, because they're bullshit. 0.99

00:24:07.000 The ohm meter just measures the heat in your hand. 0.99

00:24:09.000 That's what that needle is.

00:24:11.000 So the seance tool is the same.

00:24:13.000 And these body chargers are the same. 1.00

00:24:15.000 Shit. 1.00

00:24:16.000 And Chris Cuomo, Mr. Info, is sitting there standing on his static pad telling us what's reliable information and not to trust the president. 1.00

00:24:28.000 Speaking of gay losers, Matt, and I mean gay in the 13-year-old sense, Chris is clearly straight. 0.99

00:24:36.000 Although I don't know about his brother Andrew with those nipple rings. 1.00

00:24:40.000 If you have pierced nipples, you get pegged. 0.98

00:24:43.000 That's just a fact, right? 0.99

00:24:46.000 Is there anyone with a normal sex life who has pierced nipples? 1.00

00:24:51.000 Okay, so Matt Lauer got this tattoo because he had a temper tantrum because someone made fun of him. 0.94

00:24:58.000 And well, go down.

00:25:00.000 I forget what they made fun of him for.

00:25:01.000 It was like a feud.

00:25:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:05.000 So Ronan Farrow put out that book, Catch and Kill, and Matt Lauer does poorly in it.

00:25:10.000 I mean, the guy, didn't he have a rape button under his desk where the door locks? 1.00

00:25:16.000 You will show me those tits. 1.00

00:25:20.000 So he lashes out at Ronan and is obviously very stressed out. 1.00

00:25:24.000 So he gets a fucking prison tattoo that says, what is it? 1.00

00:25:29.000 Hate. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Hate.

00:25:32.000 Hatred corrodes the container it's carried in, which was from a George Bush funeral.

00:25:37.000 What?

00:25:38.000 Are you a George Bush guy?

00:25:40.000 But go up. 0.99

00:25:41.000 What's amazing about it is how unbelievably shitty it is. 0.99

00:25:44.000 It's worse than your tattoos, Ryan. 0.99

00:25:46.000 It's definitely worse than mine.

00:25:48.000 Like when you get a cursive tattoo, I got plenty of them.

00:25:53.000 You print it out as a font.

00:25:56.000 You get the font on the computer and you print it out And then the tattoo is traces, the computer-made font.

00:26:03.000 You don't just write.

00:26:05.000 Look at that.

00:26:17.000 Also in the media news, let's see if we can squeeze this one out.

00:26:20.000 This story blew my mind.

00:26:22.000 It involves Chrissy Teigen and a bunch of broads. 0.94

00:26:26.000 Anyway, this woman, she's got a cookbook and what's her name again? 1.00

00:26:33.000 Roman? 0.93

00:26:33.000 Allison Roman. 0.93

00:26:35.000 Allison Robin.

00:26:36.000 That's her. 0.88

00:26:37.000 She's very talented.

00:26:39.000 Five. 1.00

00:26:40.000 What the fuck is Chrissy Teigen? 1.00

00:26:42.000 She looks like someone's first project in a sculpture class. 1.00

00:26:46.000 And you're the art teacher, you're jelly neck who comes by and sees the sculpture and goes, okay, all right, I like it. 1.00

00:26:52.000 You're using shapes, you're getting there.

00:26:54.000 Let's tone down this. 0.96

00:26:57.000 I'm not going to put this in the kiln because you're not going to want to keep it, but let's tone down this strange shit happening up here. 0.95

00:27:05.000 I feel like those New York City caricature drawing people would. 0.96

00:27:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:08.000 You get them at Central Park.

00:27:10.000 If she sat down, it would just be a normal person.

00:27:15.000 And the person, when she sees that caricature, and she goes, oh, okay, all right.

00:27:21.000 How much is this?

00:27:22.000 $20.

00:27:26.000 Oh, that's racist, by the way, for me to do the accent of the Chinese caricature artist in New York.

00:27:31.000 I'll do the voice.

00:27:32.000 You say, you set it up, and then I'll say $20.

00:27:35.000 Okay.

00:27:35.000 She looks at it and she goes, how much is this?

00:27:37.000 $20.

00:27:41.000 This is a weird thing we talked about before.

00:27:43.000 In the audio version of my book, Death the Cool, none of the voice actors, because I acted out some of the parts and we have actors and music and stuff.

00:27:51.000 It's more of a radio play.

00:27:53.000 And I couldn't get any of the voice actors to do Chinese.

00:27:58.000 And I go, but it's a Chinese person.

00:27:59.000 You did Jamaican. 0.89

00:28:00.000 You did all these other Russian and everything.

00:28:02.000 Yeah, we can't do that. 0.99

00:28:03.000 So I had to get a Chinese person to fucking come in. 1.00

00:28:05.000 Who sucked, by the way. 1.00

00:28:07.000 Probably. 0.99

00:28:07.000 So anyway, this story blew my mind. 0.99

00:28:11.000 Here's the long and short of it.

00:28:13.000 So this, The Five, writes an article about influencers.

00:28:18.000 And she focuses, like she's making a strong point.

00:28:21.000 Her point is that I am a cookbook woman and I really care about my cookbook's called Nothing Fancy.

00:28:28.000 And to me, I'm about bare bones and I'm not about monetization.

00:28:32.000 But some of these women that just come out and out of nowhere, like I have a history of cooking. 1.00

00:28:38.000 This is Roman talking.

00:28:39.000 I have a huge history of cooking, decades. 0.99

00:28:41.000 And then these women just appear and all of a sudden they're influencers and then they have a fucking rug and a line at Target. 1.00

00:28:48.000 And I just, I could never do that. 0.99

00:28:50.000 And you go, okay, that's a valid opinion.

00:28:52.000 This is an interesting article.

00:28:54.000 And then she goes, like that Japanese chick, what's her name? 1.00

00:28:59.000 Kondo, Mary Kondo.

00:29:02.000 She goes, she's this Japanese woman, women are obsessed with. 1.00

00:29:07.000 And what she does is she helps you organize your life, clean up your room.

00:29:12.000 And she goes, so that woman's there cleaning up your room. 1.00

00:29:15.000 She's basically just a poor man's hoarders.

00:29:18.000 Not that hoarders are rich. 1.00

00:29:19.000 And she comes in and goes, oh, this is all garbage. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Throw away. 0.99

00:29:24.000 And she gets a show.

00:29:25.000 And so Roman is saying, like, look at Mary Kondo, who has built an empire telling us to throw at everything we own that doesn't quote unquote spark joy, whatever that means. 0.71

00:29:34.000 Now she sells tuning forks for $75, organic meditation floor cushions, $169, a French flax hypoallergenic linen kimono robe, $115, blah, blah, blah.

00:29:45.000 A deck of compass love meditation cards, $55, and a Zen Egg, $40 of them.

00:29:49.000 So she's mocking this Japanese chick for selling out, right? 0.99

00:29:54.000 Okay, that's fine.

00:29:55.000 This is an opinion piece.

00:29:56.000 You're allowed to do that.

00:29:58.000 And then she says, and look at Chrissy Teigen.

00:30:02.000 She goes, she does, what does she do?

00:30:06.000 She does one thing and boom, she parlays that into a successful cookbook. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Oh yeah, sorry, she writes a cookbook, her first cookbook, and then boom, line of target, boom, Instagram page deliver a million followers, where it's just like people running a content farm for her. 0.89

00:30:19.000 That horrifies me.

00:30:20.000 And it's not something I ever want to do.

00:30:21.000 I don't aspire to that, but like, who's laughing now? 0.57

00:30:24.000 Because she's making a fuck ton of money. 1.00

00:30:25.000 I wish I could make that money. 0.83

00:30:27.000 Okay, right?

00:30:28.000 All right, fine.

00:30:32.000 And then she goes, she also mocks me and she's like, please, she goes, they go from pretending that they're going to improve your life to instantly selling out and going, please, to buy my cutting board.

00:30:42.000 You know?

00:30:43.000 The New York Times goes, what did you just say?

00:30:48.000 Oh, I was just talking about like these women that commodify their brand. 1.00

00:30:53.000 First of all, you made them both mad and Chrissy Teigen is upset.

00:30:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:00.000 Also, Mary Kondo has a Japanese accent.

00:31:03.000 Yeah?

00:31:04.000 Well, you said, please to buy my cutting board.

00:31:07.000 And she goes, no, no, it's a cooking thing. 0.89

00:31:09.000 There's a famous Russian cooking book called Please to Buy.

00:31:12.000 No, Please to the Table.

00:31:14.000 I was referencing that.

00:31:15.000 I always reference that.

00:31:16.000 No, you were making fun of two Asians.

00:31:19.000 She's like, what?

00:31:20.000 Chrissy Teigen's Asian? 0.86

00:31:21.000 I thought she was like 37 racist. 1.00

00:31:24.000 She doesn't look Asian to me. 0.97

00:31:26.000 You're fired. 1.00

00:31:29.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:31:30.000 How retarded is that? 1.00

00:31:32.000 And then even Chrissy Teigen, I know I sound like a homo caring about all this, but it's indicative of a much bigger pattern, which is if you say something remotely interesting, if there's any color to what you say, if what you say is not NP, what is it? 0.65

00:31:47.000 NPC?

00:31:49.000 You know, non-playable character.

00:31:51.000 If it isn't just gray, big brother, Orwellian sludge that makes no one mad, especially non-white people, if you have an Asian that gets mad, and these Asians weren't even that mad, then you're fired. 0.98

00:32:04.000 We cannot have that. 0.98

00:32:06.000 So in their version of events, she was like, I hate these Asians with their brands. 1.00

00:32:12.000 Oh, buy my cutting board. 0.96

00:32:15.000 That's what they were accusing her of.

00:32:18.000 And here's the other thing.

00:32:19.000 Say she wasn't referencing that Russian book and she said, oh, please tune my cutting board.

00:32:24.000 That's how Mary Kondo talks. 1.00

00:32:28.000 If the few times she does eke out some English, turn it up.

00:32:35.000 This is amazing. 0.98

00:32:37.000 Why are you showing it, shithead? 0.98

00:32:41.000 It's sufficient. 0.99

00:32:42.000 It's so hard to let it go.

00:32:44.000 I don't want to just, you know, dump it.

00:32:45.000 I figure out what sparks joy in my life.

00:32:48.000 I can't believe it can touch the carpet.

00:32:50.000 New day, new joy.

00:32:52.000 Does she speak?

00:32:53.000 Very rarely.

00:32:54.000 It's usually subtitled, and sometimes she's just like, oh, you had nice folk. 0.85

00:32:59.000 So even in the New York Times worst case scenario, it is completely fucking harmless.

00:33:05.000 And, you know, my wife is the one who turned me on to this article. 0.59

00:33:08.000 I don't usually read chick stuff, but I was watching it going, okay, this is pretty interesting.

00:33:16.000 I never thought of that.

00:33:17.000 The economics of being an influencer in Ladyland.

00:33:22.000 And by the way, the woman who wrote the article immediately apologized to Chrissy Teigen.

00:33:26.000 And Chrissy Teigen goes, no problem.

00:33:27.000 And then they go, she's still fired. 1.00

00:33:30.000 Isn't this idiotic? 1.00

00:33:33.000 And did you know Chrissy Teigen is Asian? 1.00

00:33:36.000 Look at her.

00:33:36.000 Look at 2.6.

00:33:38.000 I had to look this up.

00:33:39.000 She's Norwegian and Thai.

00:33:41.000 Thais aren't really Asian.

00:33:45.000 They're like Indians. 0.99

00:33:47.000 Southeast Asians are like the blacks of India. 1.00

00:33:50.000 I mean, Asia. 0.96

00:33:51.000 Look at that.

00:33:53.000 And is there anything remotely Asian about her?

00:33:56.000 Hello?

00:33:57.000 I am a Chrissy Tegan.

00:33:58.000 It's very Hawaiian looking.

00:34:00.000 Samoan.

00:34:01.000 I think that's where she's from, actually.

00:34:02.000 Really?

00:34:03.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:34:04.000 She looks like a damn spam sandwich. 1.00

00:34:06.000 She was like a surf shop chick, I believe. 1.00

00:34:08.000 Ah, like a Ron John.

00:34:10.000 Anyway, this is the first time.

00:34:12.000 I know you don't come here for Chrissy Teigen news, but it's indicative of a pattern here. 0.99

00:34:16.000 And the pattern is the media is run by a ship of fools. 1.00

00:34:22.000 A ship of hypersensitive pussies who fire people for no reason, practice witchcraft, and have no other raison debt outside of shitting on the president. 1.00

00:34:35.000 And speaking of shitting, we're about to flush you down the toilet, freeloaders, and go behind the paywall. 1.00

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00:36:05.000 You could always cancel if you do subscribe, but you could just go ahead and buy one of these.

00:36:09.000 And I like little, you know, stuff.

00:36:13.000 When my daughter saw me walk in to pick her up from her friend's sleepover with this, and I didn't have the beer in it anymore, I just had the thing.

00:36:21.000 And she goes, oh, there you are with your alcoholic thing. 0.99

00:36:25.000 And I go, do you mean this or this?

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00:36:30.000 Get in trouble.

00:36:31.000 Be brave.

00:36:32.000 And never stop fighting.

00:36:35.000 I'm gonna throw my notes in.

00:37:00.000 By the way, we're still wearing Fred Perry's for the Fred Perry Marathon.

00:37:03.000 Look at this fun one.

00:37:04.000 Whoa.

00:37:05.000 Yeah.

00:37:06.000 That's sick.

00:37:07.000 Did not expect that.

00:37:08.000 Stusy.

00:37:10.000 Dress me up in Stewie.

00:37:12.000 Remember that line from Tricky's Hell is Around the Corner?

00:37:15.000 You should just write down my entire record collection and just throw out yours.

00:37:21.000 Mine are valid.

00:37:22.000 No, yours are not valid.

00:37:24.000 You're moderating.

00:37:24.000 I want to moderate your taste in music.

00:37:28.000 By the way, to be clear, when it comes to these social justice warriors in the far left, I understand the motive.

00:37:33.000 I want to moderate people too.

00:37:36.000 I saw a guy today near my house.

00:37:39.000 He had on those slip-on Birkenstocks that are like slippers. 0.97

00:37:42.000 And he was laughing so fucking loud I could hear it in my house. 0.96

00:37:46.000 He's going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 0.98

00:37:48.000 Like a loud, men laughing loud in public.

00:37:53.000 And he's got his Birkenstock slippers on, walking with like 10 other people.

00:37:59.000 I want to moderate that. 0.99

00:38:00.000 First of all, shut up. 0.98

00:38:02.000 And secondly, no. 0.99

00:38:04.000 Those are not valid.

00:38:06.000 We all have this impetus to want to tell other people what we disapprove of.

00:38:11.000 It's the fact that the left thinks, what are you looking at?

00:38:15.000 These are worse than Birkenstein.

00:38:16.000 Oh, the Toms.

00:38:18.000 I hate all this.

00:38:19.000 And then we take one pair and we give it to starving children. 1.00

00:38:23.000 Yeah, they really need a pair of fucking Toms. 0.99

00:38:26.000 If there's one thing that the third world has too much of, it's clothes. 0.99

00:38:30.000 You know, they keep sending it. 0.82

00:38:32.000 I remember when there was some sort of famine in India and they were dropping clothes for them from planes and you just saw piles and piles of shitty shirts.

00:38:41.000 No one's short on clothes.

00:38:43.000 Nobody. 0.94

00:38:45.000 And Africa's pretty friggin' hot, isn't it? 0.96

00:38:48.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:38:49.000 They don't even wear shoes.

00:38:50.000 Right.

00:38:52.000 Okay, let's get down to the controversial stuff.

00:38:55.000 Oh, but before we do, here's some light fun.

00:38:57.000 Uh...

00:38:59.000 Uh...

00:39:01.000 Thank you.

00:39:03.000 Mike Pence, this is 1-3.

00:39:06.000 Mike Pence, so SpaceX happens next week.

00:39:09.000 Elon Musk and two people are going to shoot a rocket into the sky.

00:39:13.000 And Mike Pence said something interesting.

00:39:14.000 He said, When that rocket goes off next week, it'll remind the American people that even in the midst of the most challenging times, America still moves forward.

00:39:21.000 Now, isn't this cool?

00:39:23.000 Our space program was basically discontinued by Barack Obama.

00:39:28.000 The last time we had anything go up in the sky was 2011.

00:39:31.000 And we're not putting this in the, the government isn't putting this rocket in the sky.

00:39:37.000 We're not sending people to space.

00:39:38.000 Elon Musk is SpaceX.

00:39:41.000 And I thought, when I first saw it, I thought, oh, come on, Pence, it's not you.

00:39:45.000 The government's not doing it.

00:39:46.000 And then I thought, no, it is America.

00:39:49.000 It's entrepreneurs. 0.99

00:39:50.000 So this quote is kind of fuck the government. 0.98

00:39:55.000 And it's kind of more America as defined by entrepreneurs like Elon Musk, who recently said, take the red pill on Joe Rogan, who also seems to have taken the red pill. 0.98

00:40:07.000 And you probably don't know what I'm talking about when I say that Obama ruined NASA, so we'll get to that.

00:40:13.000 But Donald Trump was asked if he wants to go and check out this thing that the private market did that he can't do.

00:40:22.000 Oh, wait.

00:40:23.000 Do I have that?

00:40:24.000 Yeah, that's 1.6.

00:40:25.000 One six.

00:40:25.000 Okay.

00:40:26.000 Have you got a picture for a launch on Wednesday?

00:40:32.000 What?

00:40:32.000 The launch?

00:40:33.000 The rocket launch?

00:40:35.000 I'm thinking about going.

00:40:37.000 That'll be next week to the rocket launch.

00:40:40.000 I hope you're all going to join me.

00:40:41.000 I'd like to put you in the rocket.

00:40:44.000 Get rid of you for a while, okay?

00:40:48.000 Ooh, it's such a toss-up.

00:40:49.000 Yeah.

00:40:50.000 I don't know who I want to win as president as far as laughs go.

00:40:54.000 Obviously, Trump.

00:40:56.000 I don't know.

00:40:57.000 I kind of like bio-based multi-manufacturing.

00:41:01.000 It's like a whackpacker versus Louis C.K. You know what I mean? 0.90

00:41:05.000 I like the guy trying.

00:41:06.000 Or Andrew Dice Clay.

00:41:08.000 After a while, you start to feel bad.

00:41:10.000 You're already feeling bad.

00:41:11.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:41:12.000 It's not as fun.

00:41:13.000 Donald Trump, we just got to regularly check his Instagram on the show.

00:41:17.000 We'll call it like Donald Trump Jr.

00:41:20.000 Memes because he had a great one for where he shows the evolution of Elon Musk.

00:41:26.000 Those who proclaim themselves socialists are usually depressing, have no sense of humor, and attend an expensive college.

00:41:31.000 Fate Loves Irony.

00:41:33.000 And then Free America Now, and then Take the Red Pill. 0.72

00:41:39.000 But I could do a whole show on this, but it's important to remember that one of the weirdest things happened when Obama was elected.

00:41:47.000 He decided to devote the space program to Muslim self-esteem. 0.87

00:41:56.000 And as usual, Goad did a great job.

00:42:01.000 What year was this?

00:42:02.000 2010.

00:42:03.000 So blow that out nice and big.

00:42:03.000 So 2010.

00:42:09.000 Okay, look at the italics there.

00:42:11.000 I can't read it.

00:42:11.000 Move it over.

00:42:13.000 No, I can't read it because I'm in it.

00:42:14.000 Go up now.

00:42:15.000 When I became the NASA administrator, or before I became the NASA administrator, Obama charged me with three things.

00:42:20.000 One, he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math.

00:42:25.000 Okay, that's fine.

00:42:26.000 That's valid.

00:42:27.000 I moderate that.

00:42:28.000 Two, he wanted me to expand our international relationships.

00:42:33.000 I guess maybe the Russians can help us if they have some technology.

00:42:37.000 I don't really trust them.

00:42:40.000 And three, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science and math and engineering.

00:43:00.000 And that was the end of NASA.

00:43:03.000 Jim Goad then goes on, by the way, to explain that this myth of Muslims being crucial to our development in science and math is just that.

00:43:12.000 It's a myth.

00:43:14.000 Yes, they did help with the discovery of the concept of zero and some early algebra, but that was mostly from India and they just stored it.

00:43:24.000 And yes, they kept a lot of documentation while Europe was stumbling around in the Dark Ages.

00:43:31.000 But this is also when they were taking over huge swaths of the Middle East and Europe and owning them and then enslaving the Christians and the Jews who were in these major areas. 0.91

00:43:44.000 And it was the Christians and the Jews who were coming up with these discoveries as slaves. 0.96

00:43:47.000 So you just really owned the inventors. 1.00

00:43:50.000 You didn't own the inventions and you didn't invent shit. 0.98

00:43:53.000 And then when it became solidified that the Quran is the last and final word, you stopped doing sh anything. 0.97

00:44:02.000 And it's been a thousand years since what? 0.99

00:44:04.000 Since you've done what but chop off people's heads, throw gays off buildings and behead those who insult Islam like I just did. 1.00

00:44:13.000 They make gays fly. 1.00

00:44:15.000 They make gays. 1.00

00:44:16.000 With their space program. 0.58

00:44:17.000 They're making space. 0.91

00:44:18.000 They sent gays to outer space. 1.00

00:44:21.000 Oh, poor people. 1.00

00:44:23.000 All right.

00:44:24.000 Here's the big story that I couldn't put in front of the paywall.

00:44:30.000 Where is it now?

00:44:31.000 Black nurse, this is the big story today.

00:44:34.000 This is 3-2. 1.00

00:44:35.000 Regularly filmed himself beating the living shit out of old white people at a nursing home and bragging about it. 0.99

00:44:44.000 This is very hard to watch. 1.00

00:44:45.000 Just stop, stop, stop.

00:44:46.000 I should have given you a warning.

00:44:47.000 NSFW, this is nauseating.

00:44:50.000 You're going to get real mad when you see that. 0.99

00:44:51.000 You're going to have fantasies about killing this guy. 0.93

00:44:53.000 But while you're watching it, I want to say this slowly. 1.00

00:44:58.000 Can you fucking imagine if this was a white guy beating up people at a black old folks home and bragging about it on social media? 0.99

00:45:14.000 And then we find out that he supports Trump. 1.00

00:45:17.000 I would just start grabbing plywood and putting it over my windows and getting in the car and leaving for the country while the entire planet burned to the ground.

00:45:29.000 People would Be delirious.

00:45:35.000 And I know you think this guy has an afro, but it's just because he's been lying on his back.

00:45:39.000 He's white.

00:45:41.000 Look, he just practices.

00:45:42.000 He goes to a boxing gym.

00:45:44.000 This is just his literally a punching bag.

00:45:47.000 Look at this sadism.

00:45:49.000 Yeah, could you imagine if somebody was inspired by his video and decided to add diversity to it?

00:45:57.000 I would like to diversify it.

00:45:58.000 That is terrible.

00:45:59.000 You know, I didn't know what I was watching at first, and I was like, what is this?

00:46:02.000 And then I saw an old man, and it like retroactively really bothered me.

00:46:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:46:08.000 Because you can't see the old man's head at first.

00:46:11.000 It just looks like a little dustball.

00:46:11.000 Right.

00:46:14.000 Because he's probably 92.

00:46:15.000 But this guy did this regularly and bragged about it. 0.97

00:46:18.000 He said, I beat up old white people. 0.91

00:46:20.000 I work at a nursing home. 0.97

00:46:22.000 Jesus.

00:46:24.000 And these people have dementia.

00:46:26.000 They're totally disoriented.

00:46:28.000 I mean, he probably has killed some.

00:46:31.000 Go down on the thread.

00:46:33.000 It just doesn't really lend itself to that sideways.

00:46:35.000 Oh, maybe it does.

00:46:40.000 Yeah, there's more videos.

00:46:41.000 Like, he films it and brags.

00:46:44.000 They arrested this guy, which is good.

00:46:46.000 Yeah, they just arrested this guy, by the way.

00:46:48.000 But the media, no peep.

00:46:50.000 Sean King isn't going to have much to say.

00:46:53.000 Is that a woman? 0.99

00:46:54.000 I really hope not.

00:46:56.000 I mean, does it matter at that point?

00:47:00.000 Oh, God. 0.87

00:47:02.000 Look, he's murdering people.

00:47:04.000 He's filming murders.

00:47:07.000 Is there audio of that?

00:47:16.000 Okay, keep scrolling down.

00:47:19.000 I know this is hard to watch.

00:47:20.000 This is sort of like Milo and the Pig thing, but this isn't the news.

00:47:24.000 This is happening.

00:47:26.000 And just keep going.

00:47:28.000 We've already seen that one.

00:47:32.000 It's a different thread.

00:47:33.000 Okay.

00:47:35.000 Anyway, it just gave me an idea.

00:47:41.000 And when you have ideas like this, you have to act on them right away.

00:47:47.000 Sorry, this doesn't make for very good TV, but it's important that I get this done.

00:47:52.000 What the hell is going on here?

00:47:54.000 Recent calls.

00:47:55.000 Here we go.

00:48:01.000 I'm going to make lemonade out of lemons right now.

00:48:14.000 Come on.

00:48:16.000 This doesn't this doesn't bode well.

00:48:21.000 Hello?

00:48:22.000 Hey, mom.

00:48:24.000 Could I talk to Dad?

00:48:27.000 Yeah, it's right here, buddy.

00:48:29.000 Oh, surprise, surprise is right here.

00:48:31.000 Okay.

00:48:34.000 Hi, darling.

00:48:35.000 Hey, Dad.

00:48:36.000 I've got kind of good news.

00:48:41.000 Oh, I'd love to hear it.

00:48:42.000 I found a nursing home that would be perfect for you. 1.00

00:48:50.000 Oh, you weak dog. 0.99

00:48:52.000 Even in New York? 0.99

00:48:54.000 It's in America, but I just was watching videos of it, and I think it's the perfect place for you.

00:48:59.000 I think everything that I...

00:49:02.000 It's in Detroit, but I think you could get back into boxing a little bit, and I think it's...

00:49:14.000 Oh, thank you, darling.

00:49:16.000 Is there many cases of coronavirus there?

00:49:20.000 I don't think we should worry about that.

00:49:22.000 I think it's important that you trust me.

00:49:24.000 That's really the takeaway here.

00:49:28.000 Oh, listen, honey.

00:49:30.000 I'm so grateful. 0.99

00:49:32.000 I was concerned about what the fuck I was going to do, you know, when I got old and infirm. 0.97

00:49:39.000 But then I thought, you know, my kids will come through for me. 0.99

00:49:44.000 Well, we did.

00:49:45.000 And you were headed to the motor city.

00:49:50.000 Jesus.

00:49:51.000 Oh, this sounds fabulous.

00:49:54.000 All right, Dad, I got to go.

00:49:55.000 We're on the air.

00:50:01.000 It's got the weirdest laugh.

00:50:07.000 So that's the biggest news of the day. 0.94

00:50:09.000 Here's another equally ridiculous thing I saw. 0.89

00:50:12.000 2.9.

00:50:15.000 There was this weird trend that was going on.

00:50:19.000 No, it's always been going on, but it was being reported a lot about it two years ago where I think it was Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Southern, Faith Goldie.

00:50:28.000 They all noticed, wait a minute, I'm seeing two patterns here.

00:50:32.000 One, it's unethical to have kids because the environment is dying and we're suffering from overpopulation.

00:50:41.000 You see that theme in a lot of movies, like Thano sent, it's a common thing that like the AI, the robots go, we realize the person hurting humans the most is humans and they are hurting their planet, so we started to eradicate them.

00:51:00.000 Oh, really?

00:51:01.000 Poop. 0.99

00:51:06.000 And then they said, at the same time, there's all these fucking articles saying that our population is dwindling and we need immigrants to come in and fill our fucking jobs, and they're doing jobs Americans won't do, and we need them to replenish our community. 0.99

00:51:26.000 And you go, that's a weird coincidence. 0.95

00:51:27.000 Anyway, this is embarrassing that the link is gone, but it was a picture of a Dutch woman, and it said, we're making, something like, we don't need more people, we're making our own.

00:51:40.000 And then there was a commenter raging against that, saying that this woman is making more white babies and she thinks that's a good thing. 1.00

00:51:49.000 And you're like, they never said white.

00:51:51.000 They said Dutch.

00:51:52.000 The Dutch are happy that they're making more babies. 1.00

00:51:54.000 What the fuck is wrong with that? 0.98

00:51:57.000 Unless you want to replace us, unless you want to completely change the demographic makeup of a country. 0.99

00:52:03.000 There it is.

00:52:04.000 Phew, that would have been embarrassing.

00:52:06.000 Good work, Ryguy.

00:52:07.000 Thank you.

00:52:08.000 let me read that.

00:52:12.000 Sasquia bonjour.

00:52:14.000 Here's how racism, what, and conservative family norms intersect in contemporary radical rights politics in Europe. 0.97

00:52:20.000 The president of Vlams Belang, I don't know what the fuck that is, states, we make our own newcomers. 0.95

00:52:27.000 Okay, that's fine, right? 0.97

00:52:28.000 Like, can you imagine them being mad if someone in the Congo said that?

00:52:31.000 Or anywhere else in the world, Mexico, anywhere.

00:52:36.000 White women making white babies is represented as a desirable alternative to immigration. 1.00

00:52:42.000 Well, just take the rate, Danish woman making Danish babies is a desirable alternative to immigration. 1.00

00:52:48.000 Who could argue with that? 1.00

00:52:50.000 The fuck is your problem, bitch? 1.00

00:52:55.000 Hungary, I think, had a financial incentive, and it was a smashing success where they paid you to make babies. 1.00

00:53:02.000 All right, speaking of that lunacy, I'm getting example exhaustion from Sweden. 0.87

00:53:08.000 The angry foreigner keeps sending me stuff like, oh, my country is completely lost it.

00:53:13.000 You're going to flip when you see this one.

00:53:16.000 And I'm like, dude, I'm tired.

00:53:19.000 Having four or more babies, no income tax for life, that's awesome. 1.00

00:53:22.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:53:24.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:53:25.000 You know how much income tax I paid last year? 0.99

00:53:27.000 I got a big severance after getting fired from CRTV, which was, I was very happy about it until I paid the tax on it and went, oh my, okay, wow, alrighty then.

00:53:39.000 I'm in the 50% zone.

00:53:42.000 I'm a victim of democratic socialism under Trump. 0.99

00:53:46.000 Anyway, so there's a rape going on in Sweden and a Somalian refugee is raping a woman. 0.98

00:53:56.000 This guy runs over, tries to get off of her, leave her alone. 0.99

00:54:03.000 Gets stabbed.

00:54:04.000 In prison, they call it the sewing machine.

00:54:09.000 He dies.

00:54:10.000 Father is distraught.

00:54:12.000 Media comes over to the house. 0.67

00:54:13.000 We heard about what happened.

00:54:15.000 He's like, yeah, I assume you want to have a parade and talk about how awesome he is, but I just, I need time to mourn right now.

00:54:22.000 And they go, no, no, no, that's not why we're here.

00:54:24.000 Was he racist?

00:54:28.000 That's the takeaway.

00:54:30.000 They went through his social media and discovered that, no, he wasn't a racist, but he was a patriot.

00:54:36.000 He was the Swedish equivalent of a Trumper. 0.99

00:54:39.000 And so the media's angle is that he's a racist.

00:54:42.000 And you go, wait a minute.

00:54:44.000 So what are you saying?

00:54:45.000 That he should have left them alone?

00:54:48.000 Like, well, what did he think?

00:54:49.000 Getting into trouble. 0.99

00:54:50.000 You know, you see a rape, leave him be.

00:54:52.000 Let the police handle it. 0.56

00:54:54.000 You were probably out looking for rapists.

00:54:56.000 Okay, say, what if I was?

00:54:57.000 That's the other thing.

00:54:58.000 What if he had a swastika tattooed on his face and he was combing the streets looking for rapes?

00:55:03.000 Yes, please.

00:55:04.000 Do that.

00:55:06.000 Go out and stop rapes.

00:55:10.000 I mean, should we even talk about Sweden anymore?

00:55:14.000 It's almost like South Africa.

00:55:16.000 I mean, we should talk about it, but it's just like again and again you go, the culture's lost. 0.97

00:55:23.000 They're all insane.

00:55:25.000 No, South Africa is different. 1.00

00:55:26.000 That's fucking murderous. 1.00

00:55:30.000 10 stories of proof Sweden is the most world's most pathetic country. 1.00

00:55:34.000 I was worried that I was worried Milo, Milo's doing a whole Jewish-themed show tomorrow night. 0.97

00:55:45.000 And I was like, what is this going to get my whole life shut down?

00:55:50.000 And he goes, no, no, no, it's going to be fair and honest.

00:55:54.000 And you know where I stand with Jews.

00:55:56.000 I think they're awesome.

00:55:57.000 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:55:58.000 He is a Jew or whatever he is. 1.00

00:56:00.000 I think his dad's a Jew and his mom's Catholic.

00:56:03.000 But I was thinking while we were talking, like all these alt-writers that hate cucking for shekels, Ezra Levant has done more for Christians, especially in the Middle East, more for traditional values, more for thwarting liberalism and media than any of you ever will do. 1.00

00:56:22.000 You should be kissing his ass. 1.00

00:56:25.000 Yobi's a Zionist. 1.00

00:56:27.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:56:28.000 Here's my last thing in my race wars section. 0.99

00:56:35.000 I was doing some research on Proud Boys, I think it was, and I came across the judge who said that my talk and political fighting reminded him of 1930s Europe.

00:56:47.000 In other words, I'm Hitler.

00:56:49.000 Proud boys are Nazis.

00:56:50.000 And if he doesn't put these guys in prison, we're going to have World War III. 0.55

00:56:54.000 That's not an exaggeration, by the way.

00:56:56.000 That's what he meant.

00:56:58.000 So I can't remember how I found this link to him, but he was part of a task force.

00:57:04.000 This is him getting hired.

00:57:07.000 DeFior, who I guess is Supreme Court judge, taps Dwyer for justice task force.

00:57:14.000 I can't really see that.

00:57:15.000 Chief Judge Janet DeFior has appointed acting Supreme Court Justice Mark Dwyer to succeed her as co-chair of the New York State Justice Task Force.

00:57:26.000 Now get this.

00:57:26.000 The task force, which was formed in 2009, to examine the causes of wrongful convictions and to recommend ways they can be avoided.

00:57:36.000 It is also chaired by blah, blah, blah.

00:57:38.000 So a big part of this task force was to find people who had been overcharged, oversentenced, like say four years for a 17-second fight, and lower that sentencing and make sentencing more fair. 0.89

00:57:55.000 Isn't that unfucking real?

00:57:58.000 And these guys get away with this with impunity. 0.97

00:58:00.000 Look at his face.

00:58:01.000 Look at his smile.

00:58:04.000 All a scam.

00:58:05.000 And I have to admit, I was pretty naive up until recently.

00:58:09.000 I knew there was SJWs.

00:58:10.000 I didn't know they were judges.

00:58:12.000 I didn't know they were prosecutors.

00:58:14.000 And I didn't know they did the bidding of the DNC.

00:58:16.000 That's another thing, anti-Semites. 1.00

00:58:17.000 I've said this this week is it was the Italians de Blasio and Cuomo who told Dwyer and Steinglass to fuck those guys over. 0.99

00:58:26.000 And they went, yes, sir, yes, sir. 0.99

00:58:28.000 Can I get a raise?

00:58:30.000 All right, so we have a giveaway now with the calls.

00:58:36.000 We do.

00:58:36.000 Right?

00:58:39.000 Caller one and caller two, and we'll try not to forget this time.

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00:59:32.000 Call in and win.

00:59:33.000 All right, so can you hand me some paper?

00:59:38.000 We've already started the auction.

00:59:40.000 We're going to be selling these call-in drawings.

00:59:43.000 As you can see, my nipples are pierced to raise money for justiceforliberty.com.

00:59:50.000 That's been pretty stagnant recently. 0.92

00:59:55.000 It's a problem with getting hacked.

00:59:59.000 Justice4liberty.com is still stuck at 36K.

01:00:08.000 That's poopy. 0.99

01:00:09.000 All right.

01:00:10.000 We got our first wiener.

01:00:15.000 I saw that.

01:00:16.000 You know that show, that Modern Family or whatever, that has that Dominican chick? 0.99

01:00:21.000 And they had her doing the Academy Awards.

01:00:22.000 And she's like, Andy Wiener is.

01:00:27.000 Who do we got?

01:00:28.000 All right.

01:00:29.000 Eric.

01:00:32.000 Hello.

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 Tell him to Lao Ming over there. 1.00

01:00:40.000 I want to eat a spicy tune roll out of his ass. 1.00

01:00:44.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:00:44.000 Because I'm white, racist, and horny. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Holy crap. 1.00

01:00:49.000 Wow, okay. 0.96

01:00:50.000 That was like just a video.

01:00:51.000 That's a video you showed the other day.

01:00:54.000 Oh I'm not hearing any of this but I'll turn it up.

01:01:00.000 Sounds really funny.

01:01:01.000 Can you hear me?

01:01:02.000 I can hear you. 1.00

01:01:03.000 You want to eat a cheesesteak out of someone's ass? 1.00

01:01:03.000 It's just very faint. 1.00

01:01:06.000 No, it's spicy tuna roll.

01:01:08.000 The joke's done now.

01:01:10.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:01:10.000 Okay.

01:01:12.000 What can I do, sleep?

01:01:15.000 Oh, can you hear me?

01:01:17.000 You know, what's the call about?

01:01:21.000 Well, this guy named Christoph King in Florida, look it up the New York Post article. 1.00

01:01:35.000 He was at a bar with his buddy and apparently just beat the shit out of him saying, fuck your white life, all this weird shit. 0.99

01:01:49.000 I just, all this weird stuff going on, I don't understand how more people aren't outraged about, like, you know, with all the armed robbery or whatever his name is, all these... 1.00

01:02:15.000 We got the video here.

01:02:19.000 Come on now.

01:02:23.000 Jesus.

01:02:26.000 Paint fights are fun to look at.

01:02:28.000 Yeah, that is fun. 1.00

01:02:29.000 So he said, fuck you and your white life. 1.00

01:02:32.000 And then he threw white paint on him. 1.00

01:02:33.000 This is like with Juicy Smoolet when they threw bleach on him. 0.74

01:02:36.000 Something happened. 1.00

01:02:40.000 Your truck's fucked now. 1.00

01:02:44.000 That guy must be 60 years old. 1.00

01:02:46.000 Wing! 1.00

01:02:52.000 Gee-sher, McGee-sher.

01:02:54.000 Yeah, I saw on...

01:02:57.000 It's strange that you don't see more white-on-black racism with all the media lying about it. 0.99

01:03:04.000 Like when you see that guy in the nursing home that I'm sending my dad to, if you see that guy, part of you has to think, this guy might be brainwashed by the whole like white people are evil, white people ruin your life, slavery, slavery, slavery. 0.99

01:03:19.000 And it gets into someone who's mentally ill and violent. 1.00

01:03:22.000 And there's like, there's the fucker I keep hearing about. 1.00

01:03:26.000 He's a vigilante. 1.00

01:03:28.000 Yeah, there's the vigilante that killed the black jogger. 0.98

01:03:31.000 Maybe he's getting revenge for Ahmed Aubrey. 0.94

01:03:34.000 Right.

01:03:36.000 He's carrying out the bidding.

01:03:38.000 We're going to our discord.

01:03:40.000 Wait, did you get his number for the prizes?

01:03:42.000 I did.

01:03:42.000 Okay.

01:03:43.000 And I did.

01:03:45.000 All right.

01:03:46.000 We got the colin screening.

01:03:50.000 All right.

01:03:51.000 You should set up the drawing cam soon.

01:03:54.000 Oh, yes.

01:03:55.000 Hey, y'all, Discord.

01:03:57.000 What's going on, guys?

01:03:58.000 Hey, what's up?

01:03:59.000 Just to make sure we don't have a repeat winner.

01:04:02.000 Was there a screen done for that?

01:04:05.000 We do have a repeat winner.

01:04:07.000 I believe we have a first-time caller.

01:04:09.000 First-time caller.

01:04:10.000 Okay, that's going to be our winner.

01:04:12.000 All right.

01:04:13.000 Kazakh, go ahead.

01:04:15.000 All right, Gavin.

01:04:16.000 Hey.

01:04:18.000 Hi, my name's Kyle.

01:04:20.000 I'm 18 years old and I'm from Scotland.

01:04:22.000 Where in Scotland?

01:04:25.000 Ayrshire.

01:04:26.000 Oh, hi.

01:04:30.000 Hi, so I've had this dream.

01:04:32.000 I want to be a pilot, an agricultural pilot.

01:04:35.000 And I've done all for myself that I can, giving myself the best chance.

01:04:41.000 I want to know how can I get the attention of people who are already in this career in America and be a valuable asset to the point where they might hire me.

01:04:52.000 But wait a minute.

01:04:53.000 You got your license and all?

01:04:55.000 I don't have a license.

01:04:56.000 No.

01:04:57.000 I'm don't really have that money.

01:05:01.000 So, wait a minute.

01:05:03.000 You just want to get like a green card or a visa and come over here and do a job that you're not qualified to do? 0.78

01:05:11.000 I want to do a committee job until I have money and then train myself over there because it's a lot cheaper.

01:05:18.000 Yeah, I don't know, dude. 1.00

01:05:20.000 Emigrating to America is a huge pain in the ass, especially if you're white. 1.00

01:05:25.000 So I guess I would come here illegally, work in a bar, and then try to, I don't know, marry a chick. 1.00

01:05:32.000 This is way out of my league, dude. 1.00

01:05:33.000 And what you're asking for is ridiculous. 0.98

01:05:38.000 I mean, I think you'd be better off with the Johnny Apple CBD tinctures. 0.97

01:05:42.000 That's about as far as you're going to get on this quest.

01:05:44.000 But thank you for your call.

01:05:47.000 All right.

01:05:48.000 Thank you. 0.97

01:05:49.000 That was fucking weird. 0.96

01:05:50.000 All right. 0.98

01:05:51.000 Hello.

01:05:52.000 Hello, Gavin.

01:05:54.000 I'd like to get involved in engineering.

01:05:57.000 I haven't started yet, but I'd like to maybe help design weapons that will be used in Afghanistan.

01:06:07.000 I'm wondering if you know how I could get my foot in the door in that. 0.99

01:06:11.000 Who the fuck am I? 0.99

01:06:14.000 Sorry, go ahead. 1.00

01:06:15.000 Next call.

01:06:17.000 All right.

01:06:18.000 Next up, we got Webby.

01:06:21.000 G'day, Gav. 0.92

01:06:22.000 Yes.

01:06:25.000 I know you're against the whole watching porn thing, which I get behind.

01:06:30.000 Just your thoughts on the whole sexting thing.

01:06:33.000 Would it fall under the porn bracket or a step into getting a woman into bed? 1.00

01:06:39.000 Oh, pretend you're going to film porn and then the next thing you know, you're fucking her? 1.00

01:06:45.000 It's worked before with this whole lockdown shit. 1.00

01:06:49.000 And what are you filming the porn for? 0.99

01:06:51.000 For OnlyFans or is she going to use it herself? 1.00

01:06:57.000 Use it herself. 0.99

01:06:58.000 Yeah, you don't want to be fucking a girl with an OnlyFans account. 1.00

01:07:01.000 She's a disgusting prostitute. 1.00

01:07:04.000 No, she doesn't have an OnlyFans. 1.00

01:07:06.000 I'm talking about the whole one-on-one, no online stuff.

01:07:12.000 Like, yeah.

01:07:15.000 But why does she want this porn? 1.00

01:07:17.000 Like, under the pretense, what's she meant to do with it?

01:07:22.000 I don't know.

01:07:23.000 Get off to it, I suppose.

01:07:24.000 It's a millennial thing. 1.00

01:07:26.000 Watch herself fuck you? 1.00

01:07:30.000 Yeah, I suppose so. 1.00

01:07:32.000 Yeah, that's a terrible.

01:07:34.000 Women don't want to watch videos of guys they just met. 1.00

01:07:38.000 I don't think. 0.80

01:07:39.000 Now, you could lie and say you're a photographer and you're working on a book that used to work on Ryan's retarded ex-girlfriend. 0.97

01:07:48.000 And you could say, well, you know, I can give you these shh, and then spend money on a camera and you take sexy pictures of her and then, you know, things get carried away. 1.00

01:07:55.000 The next thing you know, you're fucking her. 1.00

01:07:57.000 But filming porn, it's not going to work. 1.00

01:07:59.000 And you're not going to be attracting the sweetest plums.

01:08:04.000 All right.

01:08:04.000 Thanks for your call.

01:08:06.000 Jesus.

01:08:07.000 We're going to hit the actual calls real quick.

01:08:07.000 All right.

01:08:12.000 Or the phone calls, rather.

01:08:13.000 Ian?

01:08:15.000 Hey, did I win?

01:08:17.000 You didn't.

01:08:18.000 You didn't.

01:08:19.000 Didn't you win already?

01:08:21.000 Yeah, I won last week, but I was really hoping to get the grand prize.

01:08:27.000 You may never win again, sir.

01:08:28.000 You're banned from winning.

01:08:32.000 I wanted to ask Gavin about traffic lights because he brought it up on an episode earlier this week. 0.99

01:08:38.000 I don't understand how the hell we live in a world with so many goddamn smart devices. 0.82

01:08:44.000 We've got Bluetooth washing machines and garage door openers and smart this and that, but we don't have traffic lights. 0.99

01:08:52.000 I'm so sick of sitting at traffic lights at midnight with nobody around for miles.

01:08:57.000 It doesn't make any sense to me.

01:08:59.000 It's infuriating.

01:09:00.000 And I understand if it's a busy time of day, like I was waiting today to traffic light for so long that it was almost comical.

01:09:08.000 And I was near a pretty big road, so I understand like someone could be whipping down the road.

01:09:14.000 So you don't want to, you know, just throw a ambush them with a yellow. 1.00

01:09:19.000 But wait a minute, that's how yellows work. 1.00

01:09:21.000 They just come out of nowhere. 0.55

01:09:24.000 But we're talking about certain, maybe they could put on certain times of day, like from midnight on in the suburbs, because you feel like a complete fag sitting at a light just like, and I start going through them. 1.00

01:09:38.000 Well, think about it.

01:09:40.000 Yeah, I do the same thing.

01:09:41.000 But also think about the amount of fuel that's wasted, the amount of time that's wasted.

01:09:44.000 I mean, we've got Teslas that can drive themselves from one exit to another.

01:09:49.000 You can usher them in a parking lot, but yet we don't have a traffic light that can sense somebody coming from a quarter mile away, see that nobody else is sitting at the intersection and let people just pass on through without making them come to a stop and wait at that traffic light for 10 minutes.

01:10:04.000 It makes no sense to me.

01:10:05.000 Well, the sense is that it's the government. 0.99

01:10:08.000 The government controls this shit and they don't have an incentive, so they don't improve our lives. 0.99

01:10:13.000 If this was free market, traffic lights would be fucking working like a charm all over the country. 1.00

01:10:20.000 Anyway, thanks for your call. 0.88

01:10:21.000 I like you listening to us.

01:10:24.000 All right.

01:10:26.000 We got Brennan.

01:10:28.000 A question for Gavin.

01:10:31.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:10:32.000 Hey, man.

01:10:34.000 Hey, I just had a quick question, man.

01:10:37.000 You know, I was watching your past episodes.

01:10:39.000 You talk a lot about Jazz Jennings and like how she got a sex change in the process.

01:10:45.000 I was just like, I'm curious, don't you think doctors or plastic surgeons would make a hell of a lot more money if they would just help guys make their small wieners bigger like mine?

01:10:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:56.000 And if you can massacre a penis and turn it into a vagina, surely you can just extend a penis like a half inch, right? 1.00

01:11:06.000 Right? 1.00

01:11:07.000 How is that rocket science?

01:11:08.000 It's just a bunch of tubes.

01:11:11.000 I don't get it.

01:11:12.000 If you can put it inverted, you should be able to extend it.

01:11:15.000 And I was also curious, man, you've lived in New York for a while now.

01:11:19.000 Did you ever know the guy, Jack Jersowitz from Brainstorm?

01:11:24.000 From what?

01:11:26.000 Brainstorm.

01:11:27.000 He was on a talk show in the late 90s, early 2000s.

01:11:30.000 Everybody called his show.

01:11:31.000 He had a talk show.

01:11:33.000 Looked like the penguin from Batman. 1.00

01:11:34.000 Everybody would fuck with him. 0.99

01:11:36.000 No, I don't remember that. 1.00

01:11:39.000 Oh, God. 0.92

01:11:40.000 No, he's hideous. 1.00

01:11:42.000 I would not fuck that guy. 1.00

01:11:44.000 What was that? 1.00

01:11:44.000 Manhattan Public Access? 1.00

01:11:46.000 But thanks for your call.

01:11:46.000 No, I don't remember that.

01:11:48.000 He does look exactly like the PS.

01:11:50.000 He does.

01:11:51.000 Holy shnikes. 1.00

01:11:54.000 We'll take one more and then go to the Discord.

01:11:56.000 Charles, talking about the Trayvon hoax.

01:11:58.000 Charles, you're on the line.

01:12:01.000 Hey.

01:12:03.000 Now, I've watched that documentary.

01:12:05.000 Thank you for that.

01:12:08.000 It was amazing.

01:12:09.000 That guy was kind of like a nutback as how obsessed he was. 0.96

01:12:13.000 But to make something that good, I really digged it.

01:12:16.000 It's kind of weird how he went to that voodoo priestess. 1.00

01:12:19.000 But it was just all part of the story.

01:12:21.000 Yeah, that was pretty extraneous, wasn't it?

01:12:24.000 And I was like, what's he going to get from that?

01:12:25.000 But just the culture, I guess.

01:12:27.000 But if you read all the comments on it, everyone's like, this is so amazing.

01:12:30.000 It's awesome.

01:12:31.000 But how is that still on YouTube?

01:12:33.000 That's the one thing I'm wondering.

01:12:35.000 And why isn't that girl that was pretending to be Diamond getting arrested for perjury? 1.00

01:12:42.000 Yeah, is that going to happen now?

01:12:44.000 I mean, we have to do our own police work, but the police work's all done.

01:12:48.000 So can you move forward now?

01:12:50.000 And one thing someone brought up, I think it was on my Reddit page, that why didn't he just, after he had the Christmas cards and everything, he could have had security there. 0.71

01:12:59.000 And after he got everything he needed from her and he bought his stupid dresses, which I'm not sure he had to do, why didn't he say, so we know that you were Trayvon's girlfriend.

01:13:08.000 We know that the media was pushed to a different girlfriend. 0.96

01:13:11.000 What was happening that day?

01:13:13.000 You know, like an ambush.

01:13:15.000 Yeah. 0.66

01:13:16.000 It's just all corrupt. 0.93

01:13:18.000 It's pretty nasty.

01:13:20.000 But yeah, thank you for that.

01:13:21.000 Because I'm like telling my dad and my grandpa because we're all pretty much the same mindset.

01:13:26.000 It's really cool to watch.

01:13:27.000 How about a question about what you like?

01:13:29.000 Because I'm always watching you.

01:13:31.000 I don't hear that much about your favorite things.

01:13:34.000 How about bands?

01:13:35.000 I hear the music all the time, but if you can give me a band, I know you got Motorhead on your arm, but if you were to choose, how about Lemmy versus Ozzy?

01:13:46.000 Who would win?

01:13:47.000 Or for you?

01:13:48.000 Why?

01:13:49.000 Lemmy is much more high quality than Ozzy, although I hear his new album has topped the charts.

01:13:55.000 Lemmy's just got a...

01:14:00.000 And I don't know.

01:14:01.000 They're both great.

01:14:02.000 I like Generation X. I like the English beat.

01:14:04.000 I like the replacements.

01:14:06.000 I like Hoosker Doo.

01:14:09.000 I like classic rock.

01:14:12.000 I'm 49.

01:14:12.000 You shouldn't be interested in my musical taste, but thank you very much for calling.

01:14:18.000 All right.

01:14:22.000 Why do you keep Discord?

01:14:23.000 Y'all back in chat.

01:14:25.000 Who's your enemy?

01:14:27.000 Next up, we got Swiss Riot.

01:14:31.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:14:32.000 Hi, who's your enemy?

01:14:35.000 Don't worry about that.

01:14:37.000 I have a question for you, though.

01:14:39.000 Okay.

01:14:41.000 So what is your advice to someone that has just left Islam and is trying to assimilate into a traditional American lifestyle?

01:14:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:50.000 You sent me an email.

01:14:52.000 I did, and I'm sorry if I kept sending it to you.

01:14:55.000 I just didn't know if you got it or not.

01:14:57.000 Right.

01:14:59.000 What's your story?

01:15:00.000 Like, where do you live?

01:15:02.000 I'm in New York.

01:15:03.000 Do you have a posse of gals? 1.00

01:15:10.000 I am on my own right now.

01:15:12.000 And I work in, I have a good job, so I'm able to provide for myself.

01:15:16.000 I understand, but I saw that in your letter.

01:15:21.000 You said that you were employed.

01:15:23.000 But like, you need a posse.

01:15:25.000 You need a gang.

01:15:26.000 You need a scene.

01:15:28.000 That's step one.

01:15:29.000 Do you have...

01:15:32.000 I mean, you've got to...

01:15:37.000 So, yeah, I have a few friends around here in the area.

01:15:39.000 I just moved to New York, actually.

01:15:43.000 And, you know, we get along fine, but it's just really trying to not get carried away in a life full of like alcoholism or like drugs or, you know, hookups and stuff.

01:15:54.000 I really just want to live a normal life.

01:15:56.000 Yeah, well, you're in the least normal city in the world to do that.

01:16:01.000 But I would say don't rush it.

01:16:02.000 It'll come.

01:16:03.000 I would stay away from drugs and booze.

01:16:07.000 You people who didn't grow up with booze and drugs tend to go a little overboard when you finally open the floodgates.

01:16:14.000 But stick to beer.

01:16:17.000 Make sure that you have friends that can carry you home.

01:16:20.000 And don't drink if you don't have a backup.

01:16:23.000 You know what I mean? 0.80

01:16:24.000 Like, you have to, if you're going out drinking, you have to know someone who will stand by you and carry you home if you fuck up and do shots or something dumb like that, which you shouldn't do. 0.98

01:16:33.000 I don't think women should get drunk in public. 1.00

01:16:35.000 They're too valuable.

01:16:38.000 But I don't know, don't rush it.

01:16:40.000 You have a posse of chicks, and if they're not fun, then dump them. 1.00

01:16:45.000 I don't know.

01:16:47.000 I'm not an expert on Muslim women in New York who want to lead a normal life. 1.00

01:16:54.000 Oh, I totally love that. 0.98

01:16:57.000 I hate Islam. 1.00

01:16:58.000 I'm not a fascist religion. 0.92

01:17:00.000 Why don't you?

01:17:02.000 I'm kind of in limbo right now.

01:17:04.000 I mean, I believe in God, but I don't have any religion.

01:17:06.000 I kind of don't believe in organized religion at the moment.

01:17:09.000 I mean, I'm open to it, but it's just something that's really not on my radar at the moment.

01:17:15.000 Okay.

01:17:16.000 Well, I'm sorry I don't have better advice for you, but it's not really my area of expertise.

01:17:22.000 I already got a daughter. 0.93

01:17:24.000 But thanks for calling.

01:17:24.000 That's cool.

01:17:25.000 That's cool.

01:17:26.000 Thanks.

01:17:28.000 All right.

01:17:29.000 Next up, we got Artie.

01:17:32.000 Did I ever tell you about Tony Curtis?

01:17:36.000 That Artie?

01:17:37.000 Artie?

01:17:38.000 Is this Artie?

01:17:39.000 Different Artie.

01:17:40.000 Different Artie.

01:17:40.000 Oh.

01:17:42.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:17:43.000 My name is Art John.

01:17:45.000 I'm telling you this because I know you don't care.

01:17:48.000 So how do you feel about the fact that a bunch of your fans on Discord are into anime?

01:17:56.000 Like, they listen to your advice.

01:17:59.000 Like, oh, you know, I'm a manly man.

01:18:02.000 I listen to Gavin's advice.

01:18:04.000 And then they go ahead and they watch like Japanese cartoons about little girls who look like children. 0.86

01:18:12.000 Cock like children. 0.88

01:18:14.000 Like, where's the connection there?

01:18:16.000 Tell me he's no one else. 0.99

01:18:18.000 I think it's pathetic. 0.99

01:18:19.000 What's your accent, dude? 1.00

01:18:21.000 You sound like a monkey. 0.99

01:18:24.000 You sound like you're I'm Russian. 0.98

01:18:26.000 I'm Russian.

01:18:27.000 What?

01:18:28.000 Cartoon?

01:18:29.000 Yeah, it's super lame.

01:18:31.000 Superheroes and anime has a weird pedo vibe I don't like.

01:18:35.000 Like, I don't like cartoons.

01:18:36.000 I don't mind, you know, graphic novels and stuff, but why are they always these pre-pubescent-looking chicks? 1.00

01:18:43.000 It's disturbing. 0.95

01:18:44.000 Or sissy. 1.00

01:18:45.000 Yeah, it's part of the fun. 0.99

01:18:47.000 They're magical sissies. 1.00

01:18:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:50.000 You know what's funny when they have a dude as their avatar, and it's some like anime badass, which still looks like an 11-year-old girl, but he has like his hair blowing in the wind and his stupid little nose. 1.00

01:19:02.000 And he looks like he's in that, what's that band, that Korean band? 0.89

01:19:07.000 BTS.

01:19:08.000 He looks like he's in BTS, but he has like a military jacket on. 1.00

01:19:11.000 And it's like, dude, your avatar is like a tough 10-year-old pussy. 1.00

01:19:18.000 Yeah, and in real life, the dudes are fat. 1.00

01:19:21.000 Yeah. 0.76

01:19:22.000 Korotky volose po bakam.

01:19:24.000 Dlinie sverku.

01:19:27.000 So to answer your question, I think it's super lame.

01:19:32.000 Okay, bye now.

01:19:33.000 Thank you for your call.

01:19:34.000 Thanks.

01:19:37.000 All right.

01:19:38.000 Steve, you are up next.

01:19:41.000 Hi, Sailor.

01:19:43.000 Hi.

01:19:45.000 How's it going?

01:19:46.000 Good. 0.98

01:19:47.000 This drawing sucks. 0.99

01:19:50.000 So I watched the Trayvon hoax the other night. 1.00

01:19:55.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.98

01:19:58.000 How come you didn't mention Joel Gilbert reading the quote-unquote coded language in the hood language? 0.98

01:20:06.000 Yeah, that was funny, right?

01:20:08.000 When he'd say, yo, what's up? 0.99

01:20:11.000 Damn, girl, you fine. 0.99

01:20:14.000 It's the funniest part of it. 0.99

01:20:17.000 All right, thanks for your call.

01:20:18.000 That was a great observation.

01:20:19.000 All right, guys, we're going to pause y'all.

01:20:21.000 We're going to go to the calls for a second.

01:20:26.000 All right.

01:20:27.000 We got wife on the line. 1.00

01:20:31.000 How's it going?

01:20:32.000 Hello.

01:20:33.000 Hi.

01:20:35.000 Do you think your wife will be voting for Trump?

01:20:39.000 No.

01:20:40.000 I don't think she'll vote.

01:20:42.000 Really?

01:20:43.000 Yeah, I think she's been totally disenfranchised by the left, but she would feel like she had been, I don't know, converted by me if she conceded to Trump, which I'm not happy about.

01:20:55.000 I wish she would.

01:20:57.000 So she's probably just going to, I think a lot of, and this is indicative of a huge swath of the population.

01:21:02.000 I think they see Joe Biden and they go, you know what?

01:21:06.000 I'm out.

01:21:08.000 I don't want to do this anymore.

01:21:10.000 I think that's what the right was doing since Clinton.

01:21:12.000 They saw Clinton and they went, all right, you're kind of fiscally conservative.

01:21:17.000 I don't think I mind you.

01:21:19.000 And then they said, then Obama came along and after a few bushes and they said, all right, who's this guy?

01:21:27.000 He says that you would not vote for him because you're racist. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Oh, fuck, that's not true. 1.00

01:21:32.000 And then we get eight years of him and you go, well, you're going to shut up now? 1.00

01:21:34.000 And they said, no.

01:21:35.000 And then I think when we saw Hillary, we all said, all right, now I care. 1.00

01:21:38.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:21:39.000 This has to stop. 0.99

01:21:40.000 What's happening now is the reverse, where the left is going, you know what?

01:21:45.000 There's probably going to be more jobs.

01:21:46.000 I don't want Joe Biden in there. 0.99

01:21:48.000 We're fucking up. 0.99

01:21:50.000 Let's just take a step back. 0.99

01:21:52.000 You're going to have unprecedented low voter turnout this November from the left.

01:22:01.000 Okay.

01:22:02.000 Thanks for your call.

01:22:02.000 Thank you for your call.

01:22:05.000 He's brushing his teeth.

01:22:07.000 Was he really?

01:22:08.000 Yeah, he said that.

01:22:11.000 Sorry to interrupt.

01:22:12.000 Zach, growing up in Saudi delivery.

01:22:18.000 Okay. 1.00

01:22:19.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

01:22:22.000 One of the funny things about Saudi Arabia is because of the way that they stumbled into their oil money is they really have no appreciation for the value of money. 1.00

01:22:32.000 My dad, like Zubies, worked as a doctor in Riyadh. 1.00

01:22:37.000 And that was because they were just throwing tons of money to American doctors to show them how to run hospitals.

01:22:44.000 So I was only seven at the time, but I can say there was a lot more wrong with their culture than Zubi said.

01:22:51.000 I just resent it.

01:22:53.000 I resent when I see these people with all this oil money.

01:22:56.000 Like Turkmenistan. 0.83

01:22:58.000 Turkmenistan has these beautiful white marble buildings.

01:23:01.000 They have 90% of the employees are government employees.

01:23:07.000 They have a 60% unemployment rate.

01:23:10.000 People live in squalor.

01:23:11.000 They have a giant hole, hell hole. 0.96

01:23:13.000 They have a portal to hell in the country.

01:23:16.000 And it's because of all this natural gas.

01:23:19.000 Like, let's just conquer them.

01:23:20.000 Let's just take Turkmenistan.

01:23:22.000 Let's take Iceland.

01:23:24.000 And we never should have asked, we never should have paid for the oil from the Middle East. 0.95

01:23:28.000 They don't deserve it.

01:23:32.000 Yeah.

01:23:33.000 Like, the reason that they were just throwing money around was because this king just got upset at one of the hospitals.

01:23:40.000 He's like, that's it.

01:23:41.000 And had one of the princes who was ambassador to the U.S. He was playing racquetball with some doctor.

01:23:49.000 And he's like, oh, can you come in and fix up our hospitals?

01:23:53.000 And the doctor was like, how much were we talking here?

01:23:57.000 Prince is, I don't know, like one, two billion.

01:24:01.000 And doctor was like, oh, yeah, okay, I can find some people for that. 0.94

01:24:09.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

01:24:10.000 Yeah, what a disgusting shithole. 1.00

01:24:12.000 Fuck the Middle East. 1.00

01:24:13.000 Thank you for your call. 1.00

01:24:18.000 Okay, we got Brian talking about mentally ill straight. 1.00

01:24:25.000 You are a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

01:24:27.000 That hurts. 1.00

01:24:28.000 No, I'm kidding. 1.00

01:24:29.000 You're not a faggot because they don't exist, and I'm back to prove it to you that gays are mentally ill straight. 1.00

01:24:36.000 You have hurt me today. 1.00

01:24:38.000 Like I said last time, you got to check out the book.

01:24:40.000 My genes made me do it.

01:24:42.000 Ironically enough, when I called in last time afterwards, the book on Amazon is now going for like $500 to $900.

01:24:49.000 There is one paper back on there for like $75, but I think it got banned or something.

01:24:53.000 So that's how you know it's good.

01:24:55.000 Yeah, that's a good sign. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:24:58.000 I saw a funny, I saw a documentary I think I've already seen, but I seem to have forgotten it about Do I Sound Gay? 1.00

01:25:05.000 Where this gay dude did a documentary on his voice trying to figure out why gays talk like that. 1.00

01:25:12.000 And I bet you a million bucks. 0.97

01:25:14.000 It just ends with, it doesn't matter how we talk.

01:25:17.000 We're all just wonderful people at the end of the day who need love. 1.00

01:25:22.000 Yeah, that's some serious gay shit on both levels. 1.00

01:25:25.000 But anyways, I wanted to also tell you about something that I read in the book as well and that you can do some Wikipedia research on is the different kinds of models throughout history of homosexuality. 1.00

01:25:36.000 And one of them is the Greek model where basically people like Aristotle and Socrates or whatever, they have their wife and kids and stuff, but then they'd have a squire they'd bring around and just fuck on the side.

01:25:46.000 They'd just go to their little like bro orgies and then just go back to their family. 0.98

01:25:50.000 And it was basically a training ritual until the squires were old enough to get their own young pre-Tubescent boys to start fucking. 0.98

01:25:58.000 And they'd have a family too. 0.99

01:26:00.000 So there's that.

01:26:02.000 Also, there's the Sambia tribe in Papua New Guinea.

01:26:07.000 And you and Ryan may want to try this strategy out.

01:26:10.000 But what they would do is they would feed semen to the young warriors in the tribe. 0.78

01:26:17.000 The young boys would have to fallate the elders because they believed ingesting semen made them stronger.

01:26:22.000 And so they do that up until they were marriable age.

01:26:29.000 God. 0.99

01:26:30.000 So they do that until they were marriable age, and then they'd cut it off completely because if you were still sucking dicks when you were married, then you were considered a freak, even more so, I guess, in the tribe. 0.99

01:26:42.000 So even they've got their limits. 0.99

01:26:44.000 So I don't get the point here.

01:26:46.000 Are you trying to prove to me that gay is learned? 0.99

01:26:51.000 Yeah, it's much more environmental.

01:26:53.000 You always say that it's like 95-5, 95% nature, 5% nurture.

01:26:59.000 If you look at most of the research, it's closer to like 50-50, 40-60.

01:27:04.000 And it's not even necessarily nurture.

01:27:06.000 A lot more of it is environmental factors.

01:27:09.000 There's studies that show people who have more gay friends have a higher tendency to be gay.

01:27:14.000 Same thing goes with trans. 0.96

01:27:15.000 There was that study from Harvard about rapid onset gender dysphoria, where the more trans friends you had, the more likely you would then claim to be trans.

01:27:26.000 Yeah, I have to.

01:27:29.000 I have some bad news for you. 1.00

01:27:32.000 If you're this interested in gays and what makes you gay, I think you may be a fag. 1.00

01:27:40.000 Actually, I'm married and I have a kid. 1.00

01:27:43.000 Actually, I had the kid thanks to you.

01:27:44.000 You convinced me to have a baby with my wife.

01:27:47.000 I was going to wait until like a few more years and I was like, you know what? 1.00

01:27:49.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:27:50.000 Gavin's convinced me. 1.00

01:27:51.000 So I'm not gay.

01:27:53.000 So I got you there.

01:27:54.000 But also, I'd recommend you check out the Library of Hate Facts. 0.98

01:27:58.000 It's got a lot of great stats on how gays are mentally ill-straits. 1.00

01:28:01.000 And it also has a bunch of great stats as to how Muslim is just scum of the earth. 1.00

01:28:06.000 Horribleness. 0.99

01:28:07.000 Okay, well, thank you very much for your recommendations.

01:28:10.000 Be sure to check them out.

01:28:12.000 I just think, like, the gay people that I know, I just, that have, like this couple, Johnny and Roswell, they were the ones actually that had that seance box that we couldn't figure out where it was made.

01:28:23.000 I just think, okay, so we take Johnny and Roswell.

01:28:26.000 They've been together for like 12 years, madly in love, right?

01:28:31.000 And I go, no, Johnny, you go with this woman, Veronica, and Roswell, you go with Pam.

01:28:40.000 It's not going to happen.

01:28:42.000 It doesn't seem, it would be as incongruous as like, I don't know, taking a dog and putting it in a room with an elephant.

01:28:50.000 Like, they'd be miserable.

01:28:51.000 Everyone would be miserable. 1.00

01:28:52.000 And it's fucking unethical to waste a woman's time with a silly experiment like that. 1.00

01:29:02.000 We're going back to Diddy's Card. 0.99

01:29:05.000 Discord.

01:29:07.000 All right, next up, we've got Gucci Baby.

01:29:09.000 Just a quick disclaimer.

01:29:10.000 This Discord has a strict no-anime policy.

01:29:13.000 We believe that's degenerate and gross.

01:29:15.000 Just wanted to point that out there.

01:29:19.000 There you have.

01:29:20.000 Hey, man.

01:29:22.000 So at the moment, I'm kind of like a bit sort of torn between getting really involved in sort of the current punk scene in the UK.

01:29:33.000 There's a band that's really sort of making waves called Idols.

01:29:37.000 Do you know them?

01:29:38.000 Nope.

01:29:40.000 So at the moment, they're sort of getting in a bit of beef with Sleaford Mods.

01:29:46.000 But admittedly, they sound really, really good.

01:29:49.000 They've got a really good sound. 0.99

01:29:51.000 Please don't tell me that this beef is like Sleaford Mods calling them racist or some dumb shit. 0.99

01:29:58.000 No, no, no. 0.98

01:29:59.000 It's calling them they are sort of taking advantage of like working class values. 0.90

01:30:07.000 So they're pretending to be working class when actually they're sort of middle class, quite privileged kind of guys.

01:30:13.000 And Sleaford Mods own the copyright to working class. 0.98

01:30:18.000 Well, they are legitimately working class. 0.99

01:30:21.000 So, but anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that idols are like, they sound really good, but they come with this whole baggage of like, we're so anti-toxic masculinity and we're all like socialism and we're all this and this.

01:30:36.000 So what I'm trying to, my question is kind of like, how do you kind of separate the sort of art from the artist when you actually really enjoy the music?

01:30:47.000 I mean, when I was a teenager, I loved Rage Against the Machine, but I can't, I mean, admittedly now they sound fucking trash, but I can't separate that sort of like extreme politics from something that's actually quite good.

01:31:02.000 Yeah, it's a real challenge. 0.74

01:31:04.000 You know, I have trouble listening to Rager Against the Machine's new band, Prophets of Rage, because they blow my head up in their videos.

01:31:13.000 But, you know, and it's annoying because these actors keep ruining their movies.

01:31:19.000 Like, Will Farrell will come out talking about racism or something, and you just go, oh, great, now I can't laugh at you again. 0.94

01:31:25.000 But then you think, well, why am I depriving myself of all this entertainment just because some retard doesn't understand how the world works? 1.00

01:31:35.000 I don't know.

01:31:36.000 You sound like you're embarking on a journey. 1.00

01:31:38.000 You're just going to go listen to some fucking songs. 0.99

01:31:40.000 If it gets on your nerves that these guys are anti-toxic masculinity, then I would stop listening to them. 0.99

01:31:47.000 Thank you for your call.

01:31:52.000 It's like we squeezed him out of a door or something.

01:31:56.000 Wait, can we check this out real quick?

01:31:58.000 This is before we get to another call?

01:32:00.000 I think this is the part of that trip.

01:32:02.000 Chick was child. 0.80

01:32:03.000 Boo was sweetheart.

01:32:04.000 Bae was babe.

01:32:06.000 Brew was brother.

01:32:07.000 Deuce's men get lost.

01:32:09.000 Have you watched this documentary?

01:32:10.000 No, no, not yet. 1.00

01:32:11.000 Then what the fuck are you doing, you fucking moron? 1.00

01:32:13.000 This is just him reading the thing. 1.00

01:32:15.000 That's not the part, Ryan.

01:32:17.000 No, he reads their texts and stuff.

01:32:20.000 Oh.

01:32:21.000 Because what he said was decoding the hood speak.

01:32:23.000 Right.

01:32:24.000 So when he reads the hood speak, he says, yo, what's up, bae?

01:32:28.000 This is just him learning the words.

01:32:30.000 All right.

01:32:30.000 Callers, callers, callers.

01:32:34.000 Hey, Johnny, you are up.

01:32:37.000 Hey, what's up, Kevin?

01:32:38.000 Hey, man.

01:32:41.000 Okay.

01:32:42.000 So I just recently read your book, and I thought it was great.

01:32:46.000 Now, you did say on your last podcast, you said that when the blackout happened in 2003, you were running around naked with your buddy.

01:32:58.000 And you said in the last podcast that it was you that jumped and mooned the fire hydrant.

01:33:04.000 But in the book, you said your buddy did it.

01:33:06.000 No, that's not true.

01:33:09.000 You're going to have to go back and double check that.

01:33:13.000 Oh, anyway, my question was about the Industrial Revolution.

01:33:19.000 Now, you say that the Scots invented the modern world, and you say, in particular, that they turned the steam engine on the side.

01:33:29.000 Are you talking about James Watt?

01:33:31.000 Is that the guy from Lead Hills, Scotland?

01:33:37.000 James Watt is like a famous Scottish guy who proved upon the steam engine.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, I think that's him.

01:33:45.000 Okay, James Watt, I don't think he put the steam engine on its side.

01:33:50.000 What he did was he made it so that, so first of all, the steam engine could just go up and down.

01:33:57.000 But what he did was he made it into rotary motion, which meant it could move machines.

01:34:02.000 And he also made it so that it was double acting.

01:34:06.000 So it didn't just gain power on the upstroke of the piston.

01:34:09.000 It also gained power on the downstroke.

01:34:11.000 And that made it like 10 times more efficient.

01:34:13.000 Also, like move the boiler to the outside of it and stuff.

01:34:17.000 But I don't think turning it on its side really did anything.

01:34:21.000 Right.

01:34:22.000 You're being much more specific, and I appreciate that.

01:34:29.000 All right.

01:34:30.000 Thank you for your call.

01:34:35.000 All right.

01:34:36.000 Next one.

01:34:38.000 All right, London, you are up. 0.98

01:34:40.000 Hey, Gab, first time caller to the fag zone. 1.00

01:34:43.000 I was just calling about a question about Blue Chew.

01:34:47.000 So I'm a big supporter of the show.

01:34:49.000 And I tried it.

01:34:50.000 I ordered it and tried it the other night, and it did work as advertised.

01:34:53.000 Like you said, I had a, you know, I had a big heart on.

01:34:57.000 A boner. 0.72

01:34:58.000 Did you need it? 0.96

01:34:59.000 Or you just thought, I'm going to get an extra boost.

01:35:02.000 Yeah, I'm getting older and like, you know, it helps.

01:35:05.000 It doesn't hurt.

01:35:05.000 And the wife's pregnant right now.

01:35:07.000 So it's like, you need that little extra boost, right?

01:35:10.000 Anyways, tried it, and it felt really good.

01:35:14.000 So I was trying your Kevin Spacey trick, right?

01:35:16.000 The weird part was, is I pictured your face, right?

01:35:21.000 And then instead of lasting longer, I actually like came really violently.

01:35:26.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:35:27.000 so that means that we should probably fuck. 1.00

01:35:28.000 And I was just like, does anyone else have that experience or is that just me from... 1.00

01:35:36.000 I think that we should be together.

01:35:38.000 Thank you for your call.

01:35:41.000 That was really funny.

01:35:45.000 Maybe doing these drawings, I'm not as attentive as I should be.

01:35:48.000 And that's making the calls worse. 0.99

01:35:50.000 Or maybe the calls just suck. 0.98

01:35:54.000 Evan, you are up. 0.97

01:35:54.000 All right. 0.97

01:35:56.000 G-Dog, what's up?

01:35:57.000 Yo, dog.

01:36:01.000 A quick suggestion, and then I've got a would you rather?

01:36:05.000 Do I remember you mentioning that you bought a can crusher at some point recently?

01:36:10.000 Nope.

01:36:11.000 All right.

01:36:12.000 Never mind.

01:36:12.000 My suggestion's out the window.

01:36:14.000 Would you rather date a woman and she has to be someone that you show off to your friends? 0.99

01:36:20.000 Would you rather date a woman who has one tit or three tits? 1.00

01:36:28.000 Hmm. 1.00

01:36:30.000 Rocking low-cut tops.

01:36:32.000 You have to build her up.

01:36:34.000 You know, she's built up her self-esteem in the relationship. 0.85

01:36:37.000 So she's wearing low-cut tops. 0.56

01:36:38.000 Your friends see her.

01:36:40.000 I think I would probably go with one tit.

01:36:42.000 What?

01:36:43.000 I mean, lots of women have one tit in this society. 1.00

01:36:48.000 They have breast cancer. 0.99

01:36:50.000 No women have three tits. 1.00

01:36:53.000 So you're like, would you rather be unfortunate or a complete fucking intergalactic freak from True Lies or whatever that movie was? 1.00

01:37:02.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:37:04.000 But thank you for your call.

01:37:06.000 What was that movie that did that?

01:37:07.000 Total Recall.

01:37:08.000 Total Recall.

01:37:10.000 But couldn't you remove the third tit?

01:37:12.000 Can't build a tit.

01:37:13.000 How do you remove a tit? 1.00

01:37:15.000 You just cut that shit off, just the way they do a masectomy. 1.00

01:37:18.000 Vasectomy? 1.00

01:37:19.000 Masectomy. 0.72

01:37:22.000 But then she'll have a tit here and a tit here in this weird hole. 1.00

01:37:26.000 Move them over or something.

01:37:28.000 Next call.

01:37:29.000 And that's not the quiz, Ryan.

01:37:31.000 You can't start physically altering people.

01:37:33.000 That's like saying, Would you date a chick with a big nose? 1.00

01:37:36.000 And then you go, I'll just give her a nose job. 1.00

01:37:40.000 That's cheating.

01:37:41.000 That's true.

01:37:44.000 Lucas, you are up. 0.70

01:37:46.000 Hey, what's up, gays? 1.00

01:37:48.000 I mean, guys, guys. 0.74

01:37:51.000 I'm not gay. 0.89

01:37:51.000 Ryan is gay. 0.89

01:37:52.000 I am not. 0.95

01:37:55.000 Right, right.

01:37:56.000 Okay, a misunderstanding here.

01:37:57.000 Well, I'll get right to it.

01:38:00.000 I have three gross babes for you guys. 1.00

01:38:02.000 I think these are quality.

01:38:05.000 I sent actually Ryan a message, a private message on Discord if you want to access it a little quicker.

01:38:11.000 The first one is Ashley.

01:38:13.000 Her Instagram is Best Dressed.

01:38:19.000 She's kind of a fashion girl recently in New York.

01:38:24.000 The second is this up-and-coming British songwriter who actually is a very talented, I think a very talented songwriter.

01:38:31.000 Her name is B, B A B E A and she goes by B Badu B. She's pretty cool.

01:38:41.000 And the third and last one is Beckett Allen.

01:38:45.000 That's also her Instagram name, and that's Woody Allen's daughter with her daughter, his biological daughter he had with Sunyi Prevan.

01:38:54.000 I think these are pretty quality.

01:38:56.000 they're not like, you know, model type.

01:39:01.000 Okay, well, thank you for your tips.

01:39:03.000 Let's assess.

01:39:05.000 All right.

01:39:05.000 Thanks, man.

01:39:06.000 You guys have a good one.

01:39:07.000 You too.

01:39:09.000 What do we got here?

01:39:09.000 All right.

01:39:10.000 So this is aka best dressed.

01:39:14.000 No, this is not Alan.

01:39:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:39:17.000 So they're all, I guess they're all going to be rice balls.

01:39:20.000 Let's click on a picture.

01:39:26.000 Kind of a weird, cool, weird face.

01:39:29.000 She looks classy, too.

01:39:31.000 Well-dressed.

01:39:32.000 It's funny how so many half-Asians look exactly the same. 1.00

01:39:36.000 Yeah.

01:39:38.000 Like a Polish mix. 0.97

01:39:41.000 All right, we're going to give this high sevens.

01:39:45.000 Great stuff.

01:39:46.000 Maybe even an eight.

01:39:47.000 Of course, you're seeing at her very, very best.

01:39:50.000 What do we got next?

01:39:52.000 Now, this is Beba Baba Doo. 0.79

01:39:54.000 Oh, they're all ricey.

01:39:56.000 Yeah, this guy's obviously a yellow fever man.

01:39:59.000 that's my guitar She's too Asian. 1.00

01:40:08.000 She's got the freckles.

01:40:09.000 He's got that weird tie nose.

01:40:11.000 Go down more?

01:40:12.000 Oh.

01:40:17.000 Two tie.

01:40:20.000 Two tie.

01:40:21.000 I'm going to go with 6.9.

01:40:23.000 This is the daughter of Woody Allen.

01:40:26.000 Okay, careful before we like her. 1.00

01:40:28.000 Let's make sure she's an adult. 1.00

01:40:31.000 Is she?

01:40:35.000 Let me look at her. 0.99

01:40:36.000 Should I Google her age?

01:40:41.000 I don't mean cool, but chill.

01:40:45.000 Interesting.

01:40:47.000 She's 19 years old.

01:40:49.000 Okay, that's fair game.

01:40:54.000 Here's one.

01:40:54.000 All right.

01:40:55.000 I mean, Yeah, dude.

01:41:00.000 I mean, what's the big deal here?

01:41:01.000 Thanks for showing us your taste.

01:41:05.000 That's one of the anime boys in Discord, isn't it?

01:41:08.000 Okay, who's next?

01:41:09.000 Go ahead.

01:41:10.000 Thanks for your comments.

01:41:11.000 Next up is Camelot.

01:41:13.000 Hi, Camelot.

01:41:14.000 Hey.

01:41:15.000 Hey, I've got a suggestion that I actually think y'all will like because it's two of your ideas combined, Gav.

01:41:22.000 Oh, good.

01:41:23.000 So it's combining a Rebel video that you did for the 14 disparate groups on the right and the idea that there are no such thing as disagreements.

01:41:34.000 And if you lock two people in the same room, it's just one guy with more information and one guy with less.

01:41:40.000 I thought, why don't you just revive free speech, but do like the disagreements that are on the right? 0.84

01:41:44.000 Like have Ann Coulter on with somebody that's anti, that's pro-immigration or have like Owen Benjamin about the JQ along with like somebody like Michael Malice who is a Jew, like just stuff like that within the right, because they tend to be much more informed and they also don't speak like pussies all the time where they can't get out a sentence without doing all this. 0.94

01:42:07.000 That's a good idea.

01:42:08.000 I actually did try to get some Jews in a room with Owen Benjamin and they said, no, he's too far gone.

01:42:14.000 I don't agree with that, but that's the reaction I got.

01:42:19.000 It's not easy to assemble people.

01:42:23.000 I figured it'd probably be a little bit easier with the guys on the right because you actually have relationships with them rather than baiting liberals with 10 grand to just have them fall out at the last minute because of image issues.

01:42:36.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:42:37.000 You're right.

01:42:38.000 But like, I don't know.

01:42:39.000 I sit here, I research for the show for a few hours.

01:42:42.000 Then the show goes exactly how I want it to go.

01:42:46.000 And I'm really happy with the end result.

01:42:48.000 Corralling people, I'm still going to do it.

01:42:51.000 And I'm probably going to do what you're saying.

01:42:51.000 I'm not giving up.

01:42:53.000 Focus more on like, you know, Ezra Levant versus Pap Buchanan would be great talking about Israel.

01:43:06.000 But for now, I just get so much more bang for my buck of just doing a show myself.

01:43:14.000 Right.

01:43:15.000 But thank you for your call, and we will take heed.

01:43:19.000 I'm going to go back to the calls for a little bit.

01:43:21.000 One second.

01:43:23.000 Take warning, take warning.

01:43:26.000 Bam, bam, bam.

01:43:29.000 All right.

01:43:30.000 Hello, hello.

01:43:31.000 Hello, hello.

01:43:32.000 Hey, dudes.

01:43:32.000 Hello.

01:43:34.000 Can I ask us something?

01:43:35.000 Do you hear a tone or something like that when we answer your call?

01:43:39.000 Yeah, I do.

01:43:40.000 Okay.

01:43:40.000 Yeah.

01:43:40.000 So it's like you know that you're on.

01:43:42.000 Like it's like a psh.

01:43:44.000 Yeah.

01:43:44.000 No, it's a little beep.

01:43:46.000 Okay, cool.

01:43:46.000 Thank you.

01:43:46.000 All right.

01:43:49.000 So, you know, I have a little thing that I do when I rate women on a scale of one to ten.

01:43:49.000 Yeah.

01:43:58.000 You know, it's not just so easy to just, you know, whatever you see online and you see how, you know, a lot of times you're seeing their best pictures.

01:44:08.000 So the trick I use is picture them bald.

01:44:12.000 Oh, that's a good one.

01:44:12.000 If you can picture them bald and they're still pretty, then they still deserve your initial score.

01:44:19.000 But anybody, you can't give somebody a score over an 8.5 if when you picture them bald, they're still not hot.

01:44:28.000 So a good example is like Natalie Portman, when she shaved her hair for that movie, she was still pretty good looking.

01:44:34.000 Yeah.

01:44:35.000 Even bald. 0.95

01:44:36.000 I bet Beyoncé with no makeup bald would be hideous. 1.00

01:44:41.000 Yes. 0.96

01:44:42.000 Perfect example.

01:44:44.000 Yeah, she's still a smoke show. 1.00

01:44:44.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:44:47.000 All right.

01:44:47.000 Thanks for your call.

01:44:48.000 That's a handy trick.

01:44:49.000 That's a very simple too.

01:44:50.000 That works too.

01:44:51.000 Okay.

01:44:53.000 Do you want to hear that?

01:44:54.000 Nope.

01:44:58.000 All right.

01:44:59.000 We got Blake.

01:45:04.000 What's going on, man?

01:45:05.000 Yo.

01:45:07.000 How's it going?

01:45:08.000 Good.

01:45:09.000 How are you today?

01:45:11.000 I'm good, dude. 0.98

01:45:12.000 Hey, so I had a fucking concept here. 0.99

01:45:15.000 You know, Johnny Knoxville, how he fucking dresses up like old people and fucking, you know, goes into construction sites and fucking takes the shit and stuff? 1.00

01:45:23.000 Yep. 1.00

01:45:25.000 You know that video that you fucking showed earlier where that dude was like beating the shit out of old people? 1.00

01:45:29.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

01:45:31.000 Yeah, it'd be fucking great, like, if I dressed up like a fucking old guy and that guy wasn't arrested and I fucking kicked his ass. 1.00

01:45:38.000 That's a great idea. 1.00

01:45:39.000 I would love that shit. 1.00

01:45:40.000 Wouldn't that be good? 1.00

01:45:41.000 It's funny. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Everyone I show that video to, that is the first thing they say is like, I would love to run into that fucking guy. 0.99

01:45:50.000 You never know. 1.00

01:45:50.000 Oh, dude, because like he's such a pussy. 1.00

01:45:52.000 Like, oh, yeah, I'm a badass. 1.00

01:45:54.000 Like, I'm here. 0.55

01:45:54.000 I'm a black guy. 0.55

01:45:55.000 I'm fucking beating up old dudes. 1.00

01:45:57.000 And, you know, like, yeah, dude, like, you're a fucking bitch. 1.00

01:45:59.000 Like, how about I teach you about fucking violence? 1.00

01:46:01.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:46:03.000 Yeah, it would be great to get him, but you never will.

01:46:05.000 And I wouldn't be surprised if the courts don't really get him either.

01:46:09.000 He pleads insanity, and this case just quietly goes away.

01:46:14.000 Well, no, they won't. 0.99

01:46:16.000 They fucking won't, dude. 0.99

01:46:17.000 That's the shitty thing about it. 1.00

01:46:18.000 Like, if it was a white guy going into a fucking place like where there were a bunch of black people in a fucking nursing home and he was kicking their ass, like, oh, you know, they would immediately go to white supremacy. 1.00

01:46:30.000 And if he tried to claim insanity, they'd be like, oh, he's just a white supremacist. 1.00

01:46:33.000 And it would be Trump's fault in the end. 1.00

01:46:35.000 Like, fuck that shit. 1.00

01:46:35.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:46:37.000 Yeah, I think James Fields, the Charlottesville dude, I think he is suffering from mental illness. 0.98

01:46:44.000 I think he's severely autistic. 0.98

01:46:47.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:46:48.000 It's so fucking sad. 0.94

01:46:49.000 Well, and then my other point, too, and I'll make it quick, but I thought about today, like, do you think that we could infiltrate the left? 0.97

01:46:59.000 You know, could we be like, like, you know, like fake players in the left? 0.99

01:47:04.000 Like, because it's so easy for us to show up and be like, hey, I'm all about fucking trans rights and all that shit. 0.97

01:47:11.000 Like, they don't have original ideas. 0.99

01:47:13.000 Like, it would be really hard for a leftist to come to our side and be like, hey, I'm a right-winger.

01:47:18.000 And then we would ask, like, okay, like, what's your stance on, you know, like gay rights? 0.97

01:47:24.000 Like, it would be really hard for them to fucking have the right answer because we're so diverse. 0.99

01:47:29.000 And they claim to be about diversity and they're fucking not, you know? 0.98

01:47:33.000 Yeah, I know Project Veritas did some infiltration of Antifa. 0.98

01:47:37.000 Steven Crowder obviously did it.

01:47:39.000 Lucy Brown has been doing it quite a bit.

01:47:42.000 It takes time and I did it with Veritas.

01:47:45.000 I went into Black Lives Matter and, God, it was so boring.

01:47:49.000 They're so daring. 0.92

01:47:50.000 They're so cunty. 1.00

01:47:51.000 They're so fucking cunty. 1.00

01:47:53.000 Like, they're entirely so full of shit that, like, when you talk to Alexis and they're like, well, okay, so I work with this guy, and I'll make this quick again, but I work with this guy, and he talked about fucking Bernie Sanders' fucking tax plan. 1.00

01:48:08.000 And he was like, wouldn't you like to save more of your paycheck? 1.00

01:48:11.000 And I was like, bitch, they already fucking steal from me. 1.00

01:48:14.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:48:15.000 Yeah, I'm sure my paycheck's going to be good.

01:48:24.000 Yeah, then that's already taking place. 1.00

01:48:26.000 You fucking retard. 1.00

01:48:27.000 Like, I'm, yeah, I'm fucking over it, man. 1.00

01:48:30.000 But yeah, I'll let the next caller go on. 0.97

01:48:32.000 I fucking appreciate your time there. 1.00

01:48:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:48:34.000 Right on, fuck. 1.00

01:48:35.000 Later days. 1.00

01:48:38.000 All right, we'll take one more call, then go to the Discord.

01:48:40.000 Tony.

01:48:42.000 Hi.

01:48:43.000 I'm so happy I got on.

01:48:44.000 I was waiting, waiting.

01:48:46.000 So, hi, Gavin.

01:48:47.000 Hi, Ryan.

01:48:48.000 I want to say quick, Gavin, I think you're a very morally courageous person.

01:48:55.000 I've called before, and I've never said that, but I think what you've been through, I don't know anybody else who's taken as much abuse as you have, and you keep on fighting.

01:48:55.000 Oh, thanks.

01:49:07.000 And I say a good example to my son who's 16, I said, this is what America is about, is this kind of fight.

01:49:16.000 And it's, well, anyway, I want to move on.

01:49:18.000 I've got to go.

01:49:18.000 Well, we're really in the fray right now with this opening up America again.

01:49:22.000 I mean, this is America's chance to show their balls and get out there.

01:49:26.000 And that gym in Camden, New Jersey, where people are getting arrested to go to the gym and getting threatened with six months. 0.94

01:49:34.000 You need to go to that gym.

01:49:36.000 That gym's got to stay open. 0.60

01:49:38.000 That's crazy.

01:49:40.000 So really quick, I got two comments.

01:49:43.000 I heard you had hemorrhoids, and I just wanted to suggest a tried and true cure is decetin.

01:49:49.000 And you've had kids, so you know what Decetin is.

01:49:52.000 It's like 40% fish oil.

01:49:54.000 It's amazing.

01:49:55.000 So use that for a week, and I don't think you'll have hemorrhoids anymore.

01:49:59.000 And the other thing is if you still have your Wednesday nights with your wife, I know this is really tough during quarantine.

01:50:11.000 My hump day Wednesdays has not happened since quarantine.

01:50:15.000 Okay.

01:50:18.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet.

01:50:18.000 You have to get the kids away from your wife.

01:50:20.000 There has to be a separation because you can't nurture and then be a seductress. 1.00

01:50:28.000 It's just never going to happen.

01:50:29.000 There has to be a separation.

01:50:31.000 So you've got to create spa day at home.

01:50:34.000 So you've got to get the kids away, cook them dinner, guard the door, get them away from her so she has a separation. 0.99

01:50:42.000 Because you can't be a nurturer.

01:50:45.000 They're two inconsistent things.

01:50:48.000 So you've got to get the kids away from your wife, cook dinner, clean up, let her watch Netflix by herself, create spa day, put nice shampoos or whatever in her bathroom, but don't tell her that you're doing that and get the kids away. 0.98

01:51:03.000 And also, you know, it's really chore play.

01:51:05.000 Chore play is like, that's like, that is the greatest aphrodisiac for a woman. 1.00

01:51:11.000 Yeah, I did all the dishes tonight.

01:51:13.000 I'd clean up the kitchen tonight.

01:51:14.000 The problem is I like my son to play these video games with his friends because he's yelling and screaming and socializing and that's healthy for him.

01:51:24.000 But the youngest boy can't sleep if someone's screaming on Fortnite.

01:51:29.000 So he sleeps in our bed, the youngest boy, after she reads him a story.

01:51:34.000 So when are we alone?

01:51:37.000 Unless she wants to stay up late and party with me, which has happened a few times.

01:51:41.000 I don't really like drunk lays.

01:51:43.000 You can't feel as much.

01:51:45.000 No, you've got to do stuff earlier in the day, and then you've got to not do this at nighttime.

01:51:52.000 But you've got to guard the door and you've got to give her her own time, but you've got to get the kids away and own own space, like that separation.

01:52:02.000 Then think of stuff during the day, but the greatest thing is to like, you get, like, kids have to go to you and not to her.

01:52:11.000 Yeah, I got you.

01:52:13.000 You can't be in mommy mode.

01:52:15.000 So, well, thank you very much.

01:52:17.000 Thanks for calling.

01:52:18.000 Appreciate it.

01:52:19.000 Yeah, but in quarantine, it's just getting all three kids away.

01:52:23.000 Like one could be at a friend's house.

01:52:25.000 One could be playing basketball. 1.00

01:52:26.000 Then I'm stuck with one fucking bastard. 1.00

01:52:30.000 And being good at it, if you will. 1.00

01:52:33.000 All right, we got the diss.

01:52:34.000 But she makes a great point.

01:52:36.000 Like, it's not sexy to be a nurturer, a mom.

01:52:39.000 So she's like feeding some her baby Cheerios and stroking him on the head and saying, you're so cute.

01:52:44.000 And then I'm like, hey, what about a BJ downstairs?

01:52:48.000 I'm a mommy. 0.99

01:52:50.000 I'm not a whore. 0.94

01:52:51.000 And it's like you just got off of work. 0.92

01:52:52.000 You're like, I'm a little beat.

01:52:55.000 Yeah.

01:52:56.000 I always wonder those stay-at-home dads when she comes home after a brutal day and she does a proposal and he's just there.

01:53:05.000 And she talks about short play, but with stay-at-home dads, it can't be the same.

01:53:11.000 He's there in his track pants.

01:53:13.000 Hi, honey.

01:53:14.000 How was your day?

01:53:16.000 Horny?

01:53:17.000 No.

01:53:20.000 Yeah, no. 0.99

01:53:21.000 Yeah, I'm not fucking you. 0.99

01:53:23.000 All right. 1.00

01:53:24.000 Stay-at-home dads do not get stay-at-home blowjobs. 0.99

01:53:28.000 We got the Discord. 0.99

01:53:31.000 All right.

01:53:32.000 Taz, you are up.

01:53:35.000 Hey, did you guys see that Trump tried to pull funding from Michigan for doing bail imbalance?

01:53:41.000 And then immediately after the dams all started breaking in there in the state?

01:53:47.000 The dams started breaking in the state?

01:53:48.000 You mean like more people opening up?

01:53:52.000 No, I mean like literally dams breaking and flooding people out of their homes.

01:53:58.000 Oh, that's an interesting.

01:53:59.000 I saw the flooding. 0.99

01:54:00.000 I didn't hear about the threaten to pull funding, but that's fucked up. 0.90

01:54:04.000 Yeah, it was immediately before she said she was doing mail-in voting, and then Trump threatened to pull funding.

01:54:11.000 And then the next day, dams start breaking, and the media is asking, do you really think it's a good time to pull funding from the state?

01:54:17.000 Because dams are breaking. 0.99

01:54:21.000 That's fucked up. 0.99

01:54:22.000 That's sort of like that gym that I was just talking about in Camden, where right after the governor chastised them for opening, their toilets started exploding and backing up with sewage. 1.00

01:54:35.000 I mean, we've seen politicians do this.

01:54:37.000 We've seen politicians do this before, right?

01:54:39.000 Remember the Chris Christie bridge where he enforced a traffic jam?

01:54:45.000 And the bridge collapsed or something?

01:54:46.000 No, no, no. 0.91

01:54:47.000 He started doing construction on a bridge in New Jersey because this certain district was fucking with him and he wanted to punish them by making them have to wait in traffic. 0.95

01:55:00.000 Ah, I see. 0.76

01:55:02.000 Yeah, but if you pull up that governor, they're talking about her being the VP with Biden, but she's kind of odd looking. 0.99

01:55:12.000 And I don't know.

01:55:13.000 Last time we spoke, you thought it was Camilla Harris, but I haven't seen any momentum behind her.

01:55:18.000 It's kind of weird they haven't kicked a VP yet.

01:55:21.000 I know it's weird.

01:55:21.000 And they seem to be pushing for Stacey Abrams, who, as Jim Goad points out, looks exactly like that monster from Godzilla, the one who's a turtle.

01:55:34.000 Ryan's going pee because he drinks water like a woman, so he can't pull it. 1.00

01:55:39.000 There's a Mark Dice video of her on like a Zoom chat with Biden, and she thinks he's going to pick her for a VP, and then he doesn't, and she gets all pissy looking. 0.90

01:55:49.000 She writes erotica. 0.99

01:55:52.000 She writes porn. 0.93

01:55:55.000 She had a whole career writing 50 Shades of Gray books. 0.99

01:56:00.000 Gamera, that's the name of the monster.

01:56:02.000 She looks like Gamera. 1.00

01:56:05.000 Yeah, she's disgusting. 1.00

01:56:06.000 I don't think she's going to be the pig. 1.00

01:56:07.000 There's no way. 0.90

01:56:09.000 Yeah.

01:56:10.000 Okay, well, thanks for coming.

01:56:11.000 Cheers, guys.

01:56:12.000 Love y'all.

01:56:13.000 Take care.

01:56:16.000 Our last call is Brendan.

01:56:16.000 All right.

01:56:20.000 Hey, hi.

01:56:21.000 Good.

01:56:21.000 How are you doing?

01:56:23.000 Yeah, good.

01:56:25.000 I just wanted to mention, I just sent an email to mailbag at center.tv.

01:56:32.000 I know that you're really like, obviously, keen on a good viral sort of fight video or drunken fight video.

01:56:38.000 There's nothing quite like, I feel, the animosity of a drunken Aboriginal in Australia. 1.00

01:56:46.000 And I live in the city in Adelaide, and I got a video of this Aboriginal guy.

01:56:53.000 I sent it over. 0.95

01:56:53.000 It's just so fucking funny. 0.95

01:56:55.000 It'd be so good if you showed it of this guy. 0.99

01:56:58.000 I'm surprised they have any kind of spunk.

01:57:00.000 They seem very lethargic.

01:57:04.000 No, good point.

01:57:06.000 Some of them are.

01:57:07.000 When they're not completely dead, destroyed, drunk, they're very angry and very agitated.

01:57:15.000 None of them can fight.

01:57:17.000 None of them can even really move properly.

01:57:19.000 I think if you just one little, but the thing is, you would hit them and they just don't go down.

01:57:28.000 They just take it like an animal, pretty much.

01:57:33.000 High threshold.

01:57:34.000 All right, let's pull it up.

01:57:35.000 You got it, Ryan?

01:57:37.000 Pull pull up this video.

01:57:38.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:57:40.000 He says he sent it to you?

01:57:41.000 Yeah, what is the... 1.00

01:57:46.000 So I emailed it to mailbag at censor.tv, and the subject is Aussie Aboriginal tells me to fuck off. 0.99

01:57:54.000 Thanks for your call. 0.99

01:57:56.000 That's a great last quote because we like to end it with a fight.

01:57:59.000 All right, cool.

01:57:59.000 We're going to mute you guys.

01:58:03.000 and here we go Hey, what are you doing?

01:58:17.000 That's it?

01:58:18.000 That's that?

01:58:19.000 See, there's one.

01:58:21.000 Yeah.

01:58:21.000 That's it.

01:58:23.000 You're kidding.

01:58:24.000 That wasn't a fight, exactly.

01:58:25.000 No, we can't end the show with...

01:58:29.000 I feel like that traitor show on Howard Stern where they swap meet, whatever it's called, swap shop, where they call in and waste the guy's time.

01:58:40.000 Is this a prank?

01:58:42.000 Unmute Discord.

01:58:44.000 All right.

01:58:47.000 Was that a prank, guys?

01:58:48.000 I don't get it.

01:58:49.000 No, no, no, this isn't a prank.

01:58:52.000 I was just saying there is nothing like it. 0.97

01:58:53.000 I was going to follow up afterwards and say, so I saw this guy and it was just, I don't know how you guys didn't find out fucking. 0.94

01:59:01.000 Did you turn the sound on there? 0.90

01:59:02.000 Because I'm not even watching it.

01:59:03.000 Wait, you said it's an Aboriginal fight. 0.99

01:59:05.000 This is like some old white bum on the street. 1.00

01:59:10.000 No, I didn't send you an Aboriginal fight. 0.78

01:59:11.000 I was telling you, I sent you a video about, but I was telling you about how funny Aborigines are with their fight.

01:59:15.000 But look, sorry, that wasn't related.

01:59:17.000 But what I was going to say was you need to go to this Instagram account called Brown Cardigan, right?

01:59:22.000 it is just like an Australian person runs it.

01:59:26.000 And it's just a compilation of just...

01:59:27.000 Hold on a second. 0.75

01:59:29.000 So you called and said Aboriginals are crazy fighters, especially when they really lose their temper. 0.94

01:59:35.000 And then you send us a video of someone yelling at a bum and the bum going, ah. 1.00

01:59:43.000 I was describing the Aboriginal, and then I have a video of me just filming this Abbo guy, and he's telling me to fuck off. 1.00

01:59:51.000 He didn't see Aboriginal. 0.99

01:59:52.000 He seemed really white.

01:59:54.000 I wasn't sending you a fight.

01:59:56.000 No, I was just describing the fight. 1.00

01:59:57.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:59:59.000 You wasted our time. 1.00

02:00:00.000 Hey, guys, ban this dude. 1.00

02:00:02.000 What a total fucking waste of time. 1.00

02:00:05.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

02:00:07.000 Discord, we got a screen calls a little better.

02:00:09.000 Someone calls at talking about how aboriginals fight.

02:00:12.000 And then he shows the most boring uses. 1.00

02:00:18.000 If I went at a bum and he went, fuck off. 1.00

02:00:20.000 I wouldn't send it to anyone. 1.00

02:00:22.000 I might show my wife if we were sitting on the couch bored to tears. 1.00

02:00:26.000 I might go, there's a bum I yelled at. 1.00

02:00:28.000 But to make it the end of our show, fuck you. 1.00

02:00:31.000 Get fired. 1.00

02:00:32.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 22, 2020

GOML LIVE #48 - THE MEDIA IS ASSHOE

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