Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #49 - NEW YORK IS BURNING

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Gavin McGill with Gavin McGill.

00:00:23.000 What are we going to do?

00:00:29.000 Lola, I lost my stylo.

00:00:32.000 Oh.

00:00:33.000 Voila.

00:00:34.000 Hello, ponjour, bienvenu, get off my lawn. 0.98

00:00:40.000 How do you say get off my lawn in French?

00:00:42.000 Look that up. 1.00

00:00:44.000 Um, fuck shit is going crazy tonight. 1.00

00:00:49.000 Crazy today, crazy yesterday, crazy last night. 1.00

00:00:52.000 America is on fire.

00:00:54.000 The race war is here. 0.89

00:00:57.000 People are mad.

00:01:00.000 Oh, Shiza. 1.00

00:01:02.000 I forgot our readings.

00:01:04.000 Did you get that email, dude?

00:01:06.000 This does not very professional.

00:01:08.000 I got our guys.

00:01:11.000 Did you got the email with the reads we have to do tonight?

00:01:15.000 Yeah.

00:01:16.000 Okay.

00:01:17.000 Well, can you print it out?

00:01:19.000 Yes.

00:01:20.000 The auction ends tonight.

00:01:21.000 So we're going to get to the murder.

00:01:26.000 It's looking a hell of a lot like a murder.

00:01:28.000 The death of this guy.

00:01:29.000 What's his name?

00:01:30.000 George Floyd?

00:01:33.000 Something like that.

00:01:36.000 And that's just going to be the whole show.

00:01:38.000 I mean, there's too much going on here.

00:01:40.000 There's riots in New York.

00:01:42.000 There's riots in Minneapolis.

00:01:43.000 There's probably going to be riots in other places.

00:01:47.000 So we'll get to that. 1.00

00:01:48.000 We have footage of all of that shit. 0.99

00:01:51.000 But the big picture here is patterns. 1.00

00:01:55.000 What's the pattern? 0.99

00:01:56.000 Is there a pattern of police, racist police, attacking, beating innocent black people, murdering them? 0.99

00:02:07.000 Des conge ma pelous? 0.99

00:02:09.000 Descendre ma pelous.

00:02:13.000 Hmm.

00:02:14.000 It's weird that get off means to descend.

00:02:16.000 Descend from a.

00:02:17.000 That's how you speak French.

00:02:18.000 You just come up with fancy English.

00:02:20.000 Like to dive is to planger, to plunge.

00:02:23.000 I like it.

00:02:28.000 I didn't prepare for this outside of this riot.

00:02:30.000 I was so busy getting all this riot footage together. 1.00

00:02:35.000 So, you know, why are you showing all this shit, you fucking retard? 1.00

00:02:39.000 Oops. 1.00

00:02:42.000 The assumption, but if you're going to riot, the assumption is, like, think of the lack of logic going on here.

00:02:47.000 The assumption is that there is a pattern of police brutality.

00:02:53.000 That's a big assumption.

00:02:54.000 I look into it myself, as I've said a million times before, that Alicia Keys video where she talks about Sandra Bland and all these different people.

00:03:00.000 I made a video about this.

00:03:02.000 Out of 29 listed, I found six that were egregious.

00:03:06.000 And in every single one of those cases, the cops were severely penalized, jailed.

00:03:12.000 So I don't see it as a pattern.

00:03:15.000 I see a lot of black-on-black violence.

00:03:17.000 I see a lot of black-on-white violence, but I don't see much outrage for that.

00:03:22.000 But here's the other weird thing.

00:03:24.000 Let's just say that it is a pattern.

00:03:27.000 It is a major problem. 0.98

00:03:28.000 What the fuck is writing going to do? 0.99

00:03:34.000 Burning Wendy's to the ground? 0.99

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00:06:06.000 Fucking Ryan has some of my best shirts because I shrunk them into baby size. 0.97

00:06:11.000 And it's so painful seeing you in my Pendletons and all my great flannels. 0.99

00:06:15.000 It really hurts me.

00:06:16.000 They got elbow patches.

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00:06:29.000 That was the last one that was selected, too, by the way.

00:06:32.000 It's the last one we used.

00:06:33.000 Yeah.

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00:06:35.000 You got to keep back off of that.

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00:06:44.000 When I first saw this, I thought, holy shit, that doodle is worth $4,000? 0.90

00:06:50.000 I'm a successful artist. 1.00

00:06:52.000 Well, it is a charity for a black baby, an adorable abandoned child who had her father taken away by fucking left-wing lunatics. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Oh, some new ones up there. 1.00

00:07:05.000 Some color ones, Pooh, and Monkey Man.

00:07:07.000 Is that a painting I did of some Pooh? 0.99

00:07:10.000 By the way, there was two pieces of shit right in front of the studio today. 0.99

00:07:13.000 I had trouble driving here. 0.99

00:07:17.000 Union Square was shut down.

00:07:21.000 That whole block is shut down.

00:07:22.000 Broadway, parts of Broadway you can't get through.

00:07:24.000 You can't get crosstown.

00:07:26.000 I wanted to go to Chick-fil-A.

00:07:27.000 No, not happening. 0.98

00:07:29.000 But up here, we can't disclose our office because of left-wing lunatics. 0.91

00:07:33.000 And I couldn't, if I got out of the car and said, hi, everyone, it's Gavin.

00:07:37.000 What's going on?

00:07:39.000 I would have been killed.

00:07:40.000 So I took my glasses off and I was like, puff your cheeks out.

00:07:45.000 Hi.

00:07:46.000 I'm the guy who does a diabetes ad.

00:07:48.000 Not a lot of social distancing out there.

00:07:50.000 Who's that guy?

00:07:51.000 Diabetes?

00:07:52.000 Walter Brimley or something?

00:07:54.000 Yeah, Wilford Brimley.

00:07:55.000 Wilford Brimley.

00:07:56.000 I'm Wilford Brimley.

00:07:57.000 The Darth Vader.

00:07:57.000 Who's Gavin?

00:07:58.000 So that's almost...

00:08:03.000 How much are yours going for?

00:08:04.000 Well, you are not good at drawing.

00:08:06.000 Yeah, and I didn't have a good cause.

00:08:10.000 One of them's at negative one.

00:08:12.000 Let me give you a little art tip.

00:08:13.000 Sure.

00:08:14.000 Don't use different sized markers.

00:08:18.000 I did.

00:08:19.000 You find a size and you stick to it.

00:08:22.000 Think of Robert Crum, the greatest artist probably of all time.

00:08:26.000 Does he have fat markers and skinny ones?

00:08:28.000 No.

00:08:29.000 He's just got his little nib.

00:08:30.000 I thought this one was pretty good.

00:08:32.000 This is one of my more edgy ones.

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00:08:38.000 Okay, so we got a few clips.

00:08:40.000 One, two.

00:08:40.000 What do we got?

00:08:43.000 Keep looking at the clock.

00:08:48.000 So when was this?

00:08:51.000 This was 6 p.m.

00:08:53.000 This is a couple hours ago.

00:08:55.000 it's may 28th Like, it's such a broad assumption. 1.00

00:09:06.000 The police are racist and they're killing black people. 0.99

00:09:11.000 And then I go, okay, I get it. 1.00

00:09:14.000 So you hate hate and you don't like patterns of violence.

00:09:19.000 I assume you went ballistic when you saw the nursing home. 0.99

00:09:23.000 That black guy. 0.99

00:09:24.000 I'm going to jump ahead here. 0.67

00:09:24.000 What was that now? 0.67

00:09:28.000 Jadon Hayden.

00:09:30.000 Where is it now?

00:09:31.000 Yeah, 3.6.

00:09:32.000 Jordan Hayden.

00:09:34.000 My brain has these lumps in it where there's names that don't fit in.

00:09:39.000 I don't know if we can show this.

00:09:40.000 Well, it is on YouTube, right?

00:09:42.000 Yep. 0.99

00:09:43.000 So there's several videos of this man, Jadon Hayden, beating the living crap out of old people, possibly killing them. 0.99

00:09:50.000 He has a long history of racist tweets. 1.00

00:09:52.000 He hates white people. 0.99

00:09:54.000 So if you hate racism and violence, shouldn't you be rioting against that? 0.99

00:09:59.000 And then they go, well, that was just a freak occurrence.

00:10:02.000 We're concerned with patterns here.

00:10:03.000 I think it kind of might be a pattern, I'm afraid.

00:10:06.000 Look at 3.7.

00:10:09.000 So people who hate racism and violence, I assume, want to do something about this.

00:10:18.000 Racial violence in nursing homes.

00:10:21.000 Shouldn't that be a thing that you're mad about? 0.99

00:10:24.000 And then they'll say, no, no, no, no, that's just disgusting, corrupt, violent racists that are privatized. 0.99

00:10:31.000 We're worried about systemic corruption. 0.99

00:10:35.000 Okay, I get it.

00:10:37.000 So you go and you have a protest in Union Square to protest the police.

00:10:43.000 I'm with you.

00:10:44.000 I'm with you.

00:10:45.000 I personally have done my research.

00:10:47.000 I don't think that it's a thing, but I understand that you see these cherry-picked examples where Sandra Bland was murdered for having a taillight out.

00:10:56.000 No, she was constantly trying to kill herself, and she managed to do it while in custody for accosting a police officer.

00:11:03.000 But go to 1.3.

00:11:05.000 People are also yelling, hands up, don't shoot.

00:11:08.000 Which is weird, because that was Mike Brown, and he didn't have his hands up, and he didn't say, don't shoot.

00:11:14.000 I gave you, last week I gave you a bona fide example of a black man killed because of racism, no other reason.

00:11:22.000 But no one cared.

00:11:24.000 And coincidentally, he was killed in Alabama, which is not a swing state.

00:11:28.000 So the Dems can't use it.

00:11:30.000 See, this is what the subtext here is. 0.98

00:11:33.000 The Dems like to get people mad because it gets them to the polls, especially blacks. 0.98

00:11:38.000 And if they don't get blacks to the polls, they don't win elections. 0.97

00:11:41.000 So they have to convince everyone that we are living in a Klan rally. 0.80

00:11:46.000 And that is especially important in swing states like Florida, hence Trayvon.

00:11:51.000 Like Georgia, hence, who was the guy we were doing last week?

00:11:56.000 Ahmed Aubrey.

00:11:58.000 And is Minnesota a swing state?

00:12:03.000 That would be pretty shocking. 1.00

00:12:08.000 Because when blacks are murdered in Alabama by real racists and it's a bona fide, everything bad that you think and the media didn't twist shit. 0.99

00:12:16.000 What did you look up, by the way? 0.99

00:12:19.000 Could Minnesota ever become a battleground state, despite its long history as a Democratic stronghold?

00:12:24.000 It is possible Minnesotans could some 2016.

00:12:27.000 Dude, Minnesota's been going nuts.

00:12:30.000 That's what that guy was telling me that all the blue collars are so pissed off about lockdown and they're blaming it on the governor that Minnesota was starting to go red.

00:12:44.000 Just as of 2020, this is very recent.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:47.000 So the media finds this case, which again does appear to be a very egregious use of police force.

00:12:55.000 Looks real bad for the cops.

00:12:58.000 Real bad.

00:12:59.000 But They choose, they pick and choose what cases to cover and what cases to cause riots, and they chose this one.

00:13:05.000 And it's in what could become a swing state.

00:13:09.000 But let's stick to New York.

00:13:10.000 What's one for? 0.99

00:13:12.000 I like to look at hashtags because I see Twitter accounts I've never seen and I see these fucking beta mails. 0.97

00:13:18.000 This is totally off topic. 0.97

00:13:19.000 But look at this guy's face, Joshua Potash.

00:13:22.000 Look, click on his face.

00:13:26.000 Nothing wrong with that seven-year-old with a beard.

00:13:29.000 Oh, man, what a bummer.

00:13:31.000 You know, he's wearing Birkenstocks, too.

00:13:33.000 Not even, they're the worst Birkenstocks.

00:13:35.000 They're the ones that go over your toe that chefs wear. 0.85

00:13:37.000 They look kind of like crocs, and you slide into them like slippers.

00:13:41.000 Shoes that you could never fight in, because you know you'll never have to fight.

00:13:45.000 Because if someone slaps your girl, you'll just walk away.

00:13:48.000 No, not those.

00:13:49.000 The slipper ones.

00:13:51.000 Those are frayed.

00:13:52.000 How are those allowed in society?

00:13:54.000 Those are terrible.

00:13:55.000 That's what he wears.

00:13:56.000 I promise you.

00:13:58.000 And the backs of his jeans have scraped on the floor so much on the road that they're all frayed.

00:14:02.000 Like the bottom of his jeans are frayed.

00:14:07.000 Want to talk about prejudice?

00:14:08.000 You want to talk about hate? 0.94

00:14:09.000 I hate people who have those shoes. 1.00

00:14:11.000 Hate has a home here, and it's based a lot on stupid shit. 1.00

00:14:16.000 Let's see what's going on. 1.00

00:14:18.000 No justice.

00:14:19.000 No peace.

00:14:20.000 We haven't even started the trial yet.

00:14:23.000 And here's another weird thing.

00:14:25.000 We saw he was not resisting arrest by the restaurant.

00:14:27.000 There was restaurant CCTV footage.

00:14:29.000 And then we see a knee on his neck.

00:14:31.000 No one's seen the actual altercation.

00:14:35.000 How did he go from not resisting arrest to being on the ground?

00:14:37.000 Did they just throw him on the ground and kneel on his neck?

00:14:39.000 Let's see.

00:14:42.000 How did he die?

00:14:43.000 What was the cause of death?

00:14:46.000 The cop during the arrest said, don't do drugs, kids.

00:14:49.000 I heard somebody say, what are you on, right?

00:14:52.000 That was the cop repeating that?

00:14:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:54.000 Forgery is the stupidest arrest I've ever heard of. 1.00

00:14:58.000 Writing bad checks. 1.00

00:15:00.000 Forgery in progress, too.

00:15:02.000 There's a forgery in progress.

00:15:03.000 Still signing the check with a fake name.

00:15:06.000 He writes really cursive.

00:15:10.000 What's number 15 there?

00:15:12.000 Did we show that yet?

00:15:13.000 I'm getting the New York stuff out of the way.

00:15:18.000 Yeah, I think we should.

00:15:21.000 Okay, so it's made it to New York City.

00:15:24.000 Of course, it makes it to New York City.

00:15:25.000 And of course, it's predominantly upper class, upper middle class white kids. 0.96

00:15:30.000 They've had enough of brutality against blacks. 0.99

00:15:34.000 They don't know any. 0.93

00:15:36.000 They don't live in those neighborhoods.

00:15:38.000 They live in Williamsburg.

00:15:40.000 They live in the West Village.

00:15:41.000 They live around NYU.

00:15:43.000 Union Square is basically in NYU campus.

00:15:48.000 But they've had enough of the way the cops treat black people in East New York and Harlem and Brooklyn.

00:15:57.000 But before we continue with a check-in on Minneapolis, and I got a lot, man.

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00:16:35.000 He's calling one of his supporters a homo. 0.98

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00:16:43.000 He's like, this guy knows about good food. 0.98

00:16:45.000 Trans women, if you're becoming men, trans men, I guess I should call you, you should maybe take a week class in ball busting because it gets pretty harsh. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Like the things that a girl would say to a girl that would make her cry, men say to men on a daily basis.

00:17:02.000 And sometimes you have to go, that hurt me very much.

00:17:05.000 You have hurt me today.

00:17:07.000 I remember one time I would do these caricatures of my coworkers, Shane and Sarouche, at vice, when we would go and wait for the newspapers to come out when it was still newsprint. 0.76

00:17:16.000 And I would draw these fucking really exaggerated caricatures that were so insulting that I knew it hurt them. 0.97

00:17:22.000 Like I'd make Sarouche's nose so huge and his wrinkly eyes and I'd make Shane a big, giant fat pig. 0.99

00:17:29.000 And I was a better artist then because I had been a cartoonist and came to vice through that.

00:17:35.000 Anyway, I could tell I hurt Shane really bad once because he said, you know, that looks bad on you.

00:17:43.000 And I go, what? 0.98

00:17:44.000 You're the hideous beast in this drawing. 0.98

00:17:47.000 And he goes, no, it shows how you see people. 1.00

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00:18:46.000 We interviewed John McAfee, and one of the conditions of him doing interviews is they can't be behind a paywall.

00:18:54.000 So we'll put that up on YouTube.

00:18:56.000 We watched E.T. and made the case that it's a pedophile movie riddled with child sex symbolism. 0.96

00:19:07.000 Symbos? 0.95

00:19:08.000 Some of the Otis symbos.

00:19:10.000 So we actually make two cases in that movie. 0.79

00:19:13.000 We argue that Steven Spielberg is a pedophile. 0.94

00:19:16.000 And we give examples, including Indiana Jones boning an 11-year-old and in Hook, all the kids dressed up like an erotic gay novel. 0.93

00:19:28.000 And then we talk about how pedophiles See themselves as these ugly creatures, and we prove that by this what's her name, Patricia Picciolini, who does these creatures with little kids, and it's Tony Podesta, John Podesta's favorite artist.

00:19:44.000 And then, after all that establishing, we go through the movie piece by piece.

00:19:50.000 Yep.

00:19:52.000 Why do pedophiles like her art? 0.86

00:19:53.000 I'm not saying her art is bad.

00:19:55.000 I think it's really interesting, and it's incredible.

00:19:56.000 She's incredibly talented.

00:19:58.000 But why do pedophiles enjoy this art so much?

00:20:04.000 And then we did the movie The Help.

00:20:08.000 So that's, we're going to air that next week.

00:20:10.000 And Gary's back with Gary's mailbag.

00:20:13.000 This is our home challenged New Yorker.

00:20:18.000 And then we have Larry Barnes is back fighting with Larry Barnes.

00:20:26.000 Yeah, that is a raw store.

00:20:26.000 Picked him up.

00:20:28.000 Shows.

00:20:29.000 Lots of stuff.

00:20:30.000 Plus Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Copper Cab, Joe Biggs, Sof, and the like.

00:20:41.000 All right, so let's get to Minneapolis. 1.00

00:20:43.000 Look at this fucking video. 1.00

00:20:46.000 Shouldn't you wait till the trial's over and see if, what if he gets the death penalty, this cop? 1.00

00:20:51.000 Then you'll go, oh, good.

00:20:52.000 We got justice.

00:20:55.000 Jesus.

00:20:56.000 You can zoom in a little bit and not show everyone in the world that I rip off Milo for my research.

00:21:02.000 Look at that.

00:21:05.000 It looks like a Banksy landscape.

00:21:08.000 Is that...

00:21:13.000 I guess we kind of overdid it. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Shit. 1.00

00:21:19.000 Yeah, we burnt our house. 1.00

00:21:20.000 This is in the Dead Kennedy song, Riot.

00:21:23.000 Where they go, tomorrow you're homeless.

00:21:25.000 Tonight it's a blast.

00:21:27.000 Look at 1.7.

00:21:28.000 More Dresden footage.

00:21:30.000 This is a Wendy's.

00:21:32.000 I don't know if you know this, but a lot of racist cops own Wendy's. 1.00

00:21:37.000 So if you want to get back at them, make sure Wendy's is gone.

00:21:41.000 I'm glad they did this.

00:21:41.000 You know what?

00:21:43.000 Fuck Wendy's. 1.00

00:21:44.000 They don't even have milkshakes. 1.00

00:21:45.000 What?

00:21:46.000 A frosty?

00:21:48.000 What is that?

00:21:49.000 It's just a big thing of slightly melted ice cream. 1.00

00:21:52.000 Fuck you, Wendy's. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Die. 1.00

00:21:55.000 Good. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Fuck MPD who owns Wendy's. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Anarchy. 1.00

00:22:04.000 What they just accidentally gave away is that in an anarchist socialist commune, there will be no fast food.

00:22:11.000 So careful what you wish for.

00:22:13.000 Or food at all, for that matter.

00:22:15.000 What's 1-8?

00:22:17.000 Let's keep going through the carnage.

00:22:19.000 Is this depressing?

00:22:23.000 These are women pissed off. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:22:24.000 They go, this is our neighborhood, dumbass. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Here, go back. 1.00

00:22:28.000 I want to hear the audio.

00:22:29.000 *Instrumental*

00:22:34.000 Look at that building.

00:22:37.000 There's nothing left but a few bricks.

00:22:39.000 It's completely hollowed out. 1.00

00:22:46.000 Fuck the banks. 1.00

00:22:47.000 Anarchy. 1.00

00:22:49.000 What do we do after this anarchy with money?

00:22:52.000 How do you store your money?

00:22:53.000 Good cops or dead cops? 1.00

00:22:56.000 Fucking bank. 1.00

00:22:57.000 Also, another thing I don't think a lot of people realize is that racist cops own most banks. 1.00

00:23:02.000 U.S. Bank is owned almost exclusively by racist cops.

00:23:07.000 And I think people before this, they would put up with it. 0.97

00:23:09.000 They'd say, ugh, it sucks that U.S. Bank is 100% owned by racist cops, but it's the nearest ATM in this community. 0.92

00:23:18.000 I'm going to keep it. 1.00

00:23:20.000 It sucks that they own Wendy's, but I like their shitty milkshakes. 0.99

00:23:25.000 And then after this, they went, you know what? 1.00

00:23:27.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:23:28.000 Party's over. 1.00

00:23:31.000 Was that 1-8?

00:23:32.000 Hey, show that one I sent you after I sent you my notes.

00:23:37.000 That almost said articulate, which is a dog whistle, I think, for racism.

00:23:42.000 But a very succinct and clear.

00:23:46.000 Wait, did I not?

00:23:48.000 Okay, look at Summit.

00:23:49.000 Okay.

00:23:52.000 Giving away our sources.

00:23:55.000 That's a sin.

00:23:56.000 There's some woman screaming about. 0.98

00:23:58.000 Look, I don't care how you feel about this.

00:24:02.000 This building.

00:24:03.000 It's a top story.

00:24:03.000 Yeah, there she is.

00:24:05.000 What does it say? 0.98

00:24:06.000 Black woman complains about rioters. 1.00

00:24:10.000 The motherfuckers need to go home. 1.00

00:24:16.000 Just clip here, right? 1.00

00:24:17.000 Yeah, click on that one.

00:24:19.000 One more day.

00:24:20.000 I made it longer than that before she gets her medication. 1.00

00:24:23.000 That's why I came up here. 0.99

00:24:26.000 All this shit is up here. 0.99

00:24:28.000 And State Paul ain't got shit to do with what happened. 0.99

00:24:31.000 We ain't got nothing to do with it. 0.96

00:24:33.000 And these people don't give a damn about George Floyd because they took the five police officers.

00:24:40.000 They're going to task him with an investigation.

00:24:44.000 That's right.

00:24:47.000 He's being investigated.

00:24:48.000 No justice?

00:24:49.000 Should justice be?

00:24:52.000 Like the second someone we see a video, we just go, you're dead.

00:24:57.000 They're doing that.

00:24:58.000 They're outside his house, you know?

00:25:00.000 Here, go to 2.5.

00:25:03.000 They've been outside his house like 24 hours.

00:25:07.000 That's them in front of his house.

00:25:09.000 Like, I don't understand what you want.

00:25:11.000 A lynch mob?

00:25:15.000 And I understand you protest in front of his house.

00:25:15.000 People are mad.

00:25:17.000 I get that.

00:25:18.000 But people are mad that the cops are guarding his house.

00:25:21.000 Well, what do you want to do?

00:25:22.000 It's like the Beatles.

00:25:23.000 I never really understood that.

00:25:25.000 When they're running and the women are chasing them, what if they just stopped? 0.99

00:25:29.000 Would they have their clothes ripped to shreds? 0.98

00:25:30.000 Would they get raped? 1.00

00:25:32.000 Would like 10 of them be blowing John Lennon? 1.00

00:25:36.000 Would there be like nine tongues on his balls? 1.00

00:25:39.000 Or would they start, after they got all the clothes, would they start taking locks of hair until they were sort of these shivering masses with bleeding bald patches? 0.99

00:25:46.000 Oh my God.

00:25:49.000 Best case scenario, they stand in place and just kind of like move a lot.

00:25:53.000 Hug them, they maul them.

00:25:55.000 Maybe they'd suffocate them. 0.92

00:25:56.000 They'd keep piling on, and then the beetles would just suffocate.

00:25:59.000 I can't breathe.

00:26:01.000 Remove yourself from me.

00:26:03.000 Go to 2-6.

00:26:05.000 That's yesterday day, I believe.

00:26:08.000 And what time is this at?

00:26:10.000 This is either last night or tonight.

00:26:13.000 Do you see a time?

00:26:16.000 15 hours later.

00:26:16.000 Okay, so this is last night.

00:26:19.000 And they're mad that cops are guarding the house from a mob.

00:26:24.000 Well, are you saying give us permission to kill? 1.00

00:26:26.000 Look how many fuckers are. 1.00

00:26:28.000 And then just pause, pause. 1.00

00:26:29.000 Okay, say if you are saying that.

00:26:31.000 So now you want a system where when we see a bad video, the cops don't get involved and we're allowed to go kill the guy. 0.99

00:26:37.000 Because Max Hare is in prison right now with a guy who raped, sorry, who killed a pedophile for raping a girl. 0.99

00:26:45.000 And that's vigilanteism and that's illegal. 0.98

00:26:47.000 But according to this logic, he shouldn't be in prison. 0.97

00:26:51.000 He killed a pedophile. 1.00

00:26:52.000 So they want to go kill this cop, Mike Freeman. 0.99

00:26:55.000 So you want a world, you want vigilanteism.

00:26:58.000 Like, just be consistent here.

00:26:59.000 I'm trying to figure out your system, your modus operandi. 0.89

00:27:04.000 Like with Brett Kavanaugh, they go, okay, some woman said that she was raped in college. 0.98

00:27:08.000 Okay, okay, I'm with you.

00:27:10.000 But now anyone who accuses anyone of rape with zero evidence, and it could be 30 years ago, is going to prison, you realize.

00:27:18.000 That could be your guy next.

00:27:20.000 But are these the rules you want?

00:27:21.000 ...are defending this killer's house. 0.99

00:27:24.000 Look how fucking many are defending this killer's house. 1.00

00:27:36.000 Look how fucking many... 1.00

00:27:39.000 Look how fucking many. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Look how fucking many. 1.00

00:27:43.000 Look how fucking many are defending this killer's house. 1.00

00:27:48.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:27:52.000 Look how fucking many. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Six or seven less? 0.99

00:27:58.000 They're not there to show that they support him. 0.99

00:28:00.000 They're there so you don't rip his face off and throw it in the garbage. 0.91

00:28:08.000 Okay, go to 1.9.

00:28:11.000 Neighborhoods destroyed.

00:28:13.000 We gotta get all this out, right?

00:28:14.000 Oh.

00:28:16.000 That supported a few Intel.

00:28:20.000 I don't know.

00:28:21.000 Wait, what's going on?

00:28:22.000 It's not supported on the browser, so I just got to open the telep.

00:28:25.000 Open the telp.

00:28:26.000 Telegram.

00:28:28.000 Yeah, I thought we rehearsed this.

00:28:30.000 They all worked except for this one.

00:28:31.000 This one's not supported.

00:28:32.000 Here we go.

00:28:35.000 Look at that.

00:28:38.000 This is more serious than Ferguson, isn't it?

00:28:40.000 Here's one thing.

00:28:41.000 I'm glad I remembered to say this.

00:28:43.000 I used to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis in the 90s.

00:28:45.000 It was like a punk anarcho place. 0.98

00:28:48.000 There was a big fucking punks, and this is before Antifa was annoying rich kids, and it was like vegans who made their own donuts. 0.99

00:28:55.000 And I was surprised at how un-racist it was. 0.99

00:29:01.000 There's certain towns like that, and maybe it's certain times.

00:29:03.000 Like in Philadelphia, I went there in the early aughts a bunch because it's close to New York to see shows and stuff.

00:29:10.000 And it's much more diverse, not diverse, but much more desegregated than New York. 0.80

00:29:17.000 In New York, there's black bars and there's white bars.

00:29:19.000 And at every black bar, there's a couple white guys. 0.97

00:29:21.000 In every white bar, there's a couple black guys. 0.96

00:29:23.000 But it's a very segregated city, despite what the beastie boys tell you about the subway. 0.94

00:29:27.000 We're all together, black and brown on the subway.

00:29:30.000 No, we're not.

00:29:31.000 No one knows any Puerto Ricans at all, except this.

00:29:36.000 But Minneapolis, mixed race couples all over the place.

00:29:40.000 Race didn't seem to be a thing there at all.

00:29:42.000 Another place like that I noticed is Pittsburgh.

00:29:45.000 Blue-collar town.

00:29:47.000 Welders get along. 0.97

00:29:48.000 Maybe it's because they're all working class and they work together anyway. 1.00

00:29:53.000 But Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, and Philadelphia, and I have to give the caveat of times because maybe Philadelphia's changed drastically.

00:30:01.000 But they seem to be the least racist places ever. 0.99

00:30:05.000 So it's strange that you're seeing this total and utter fucking destruction. 0.99

00:30:08.000 Go to the police cars on fire, 20. 0.99

00:30:11.000 At least, I got to say, at least there's logic here.

00:30:15.000 Like Wendy's, I had a bit of trouble understanding the logic.

00:30:19.000 Police car, I get it.

00:30:21.000 That's the same, that car looks like the car that the guy was killed by.

00:30:25.000 It's the dude you hate, Mobile.

00:30:27.000 Yeah, gotcha. 1.00

00:30:30.000 The jerk was in that car. 1.00

00:30:33.000 This is clear. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Are they at a police station?

00:30:36.000 Where are they, though?

00:30:40.000 Turn it up.

00:30:43.000 We have to give them room to riot, as the mayor of Baltimore said.

00:30:48.000 Yo, they broke the gates of the police thing, my niggas. 1.00

00:30:52.000 They fucking up the street. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Fuck Trump. 1.00

00:30:55.000 This is Trump's fault. 1.00

00:30:57.000 Oh, shit, here they go! 1.00

00:31:00.000 Yeah, it's a bad look, you cops. 1.00

00:31:02.000 If you can't defend your own police station, we need you to defend the whole city.

00:31:08.000 How can they white people are doing? 0.83

00:31:10.000 Rich toy kids. 1.00

00:31:12.000 We have never experienced any kind of cop-black interaction besides what they see on their fucking phones. 1.00

00:31:23.000 There's total grounds for martial law. 0.99

00:31:27.000 That is martial law-worthy.

00:31:30.000 You know, let me say this. 0.93

00:31:31.000 If it was true that police were randomly killing black people, I would want, I wouldn't burn down Wendy's, but I think we should take to the streets and fight. 0.90

00:31:41.000 If there was no justice, if cops were getting away with murdering black people and there was no investigation and they just kept doing it, time to riot. 0.94

00:31:49.000 Yeah.

00:31:51.000 But that's not the case.

00:31:53.000 What's 2-1?

00:31:56.000 I have a problem here.

00:31:58.000 Do a little reload.

00:31:59.000 This is, by the way, when you burn down Wendy's in U.S. Bank, the racist police that own them don't exist.

00:32:06.000 That was a joke.

00:32:07.000 So we're talking about insurance companies.

00:32:10.000 This has just been a very bad week for insurance companies.

00:32:13.000 Wendy's is insured.

00:32:14.000 Look at this.

00:32:17.000 Woo! 0.99

00:32:17.000 Go now! 0.99

00:32:24.000 Dude, here's what happened.

00:32:26.000 Just like with the Beatles, what would have happened if they got one of these cops, it would be like Mogadishu.

00:32:34.000 It would be like, actually, that's a theme going around.

00:32:38.000 Minneapolis or Mogadishu?

00:32:40.000 Look at 2-7.

00:32:45.000 You have to try to tell the difference between the two.

00:32:48.000 But yeah, if they got a hold of these cops, would it be like, remember in Benghazi?

00:32:51.000 They dragged that Marine behind the cars till his skin ripped off?

00:32:57.000 Do you think that's what they do? 0.99

00:33:00.000 I think they would beat the shit out of the cop till he was unconscious. 0.99

00:33:04.000 Then he'd be lying there, and then people would run up, stomp him on the head, and run away. 0.99

00:33:10.000 And everyone would get a stomp in, and he would die.

00:33:12.000 His skull would crack, and he'd have a brain bleed, brain hemorrhage. 0.67

00:33:16.000 That's what I think would happen.

00:33:19.000 So you're sitting there in a cop car going, wheels don't fail me now.

00:33:25.000 All right, we have a giveaway that's going behind the paywall.

00:33:29.000 It's one loot crate, two pairs of hashy socks, and one box of Primal Urge meatsticks.

00:33:42.000 Primalurgefoods.com, 15% off all orders.

00:33:45.000 But there's no sense in telling you that because you're watching the show for free, which is why I bombard you with sponsors.

00:33:53.000 Now we're about to go behind the paywall, continue this investigation, and talk about Trump and his free speech thing. 0.98

00:34:01.000 We're also going to talk about the Karen conundrum because Karen's have fucked with me my whole life, but I understand it's a racist term, Karen. 0.97

00:34:09.000 So I'm of two minds about it. 0.97

00:34:10.000 We'll talk about that.

00:34:11.000 And then, of course, we'll take calls and do doodles that we then sell for charity for justiceforliberty.com.

00:34:21.000 Get fired.

00:34:22.000 Get in trouble.

00:34:23.000 Be brave.

00:34:24.000 And never stop fighting.

00:34:26.000 Subscribers, stick around. 0.98

00:34:51.000 Why is it so hot in the studio?

00:34:52.000 Is it because we're...

00:34:56.000 But is it because we're on that certain floor?

00:34:58.000 It's not that bad outside.

00:34:59.000 It's like 75.

00:35:02.000 Imagine what it's going to be like in here in July.

00:35:05.000 I like it.

00:35:06.000 Personally, I like it hot.

00:35:08.000 Hot, humid.

00:35:09.000 Bring it on.

00:35:10.000 But are you the, okay, this is what I don't get about Puerto Ricans.

00:35:13.000 Do you have the same body as me?

00:35:14.000 Like, if it's hot out and I'm wearing jeans, my legs sweat, and then I have wet legs.

00:35:19.000 Do you never get wet legs?

00:35:21.000 You get a little wet, yeah.

00:35:22.000 Some wetness.

00:35:24.000 That's not a good feeling.

00:35:25.000 That's like you pissed your pants.

00:35:27.000 It just feels a little tropical is all.

00:35:31.000 I think it's pretty great.

00:35:32.000 Tropical?

00:35:33.000 You have a wet bag. 1.00

00:35:35.000 Like, your crotch is moist. 1.00

00:35:37.000 Your balls are sweating. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Your butt crack gets all itchy. 1.00

00:35:41.000 You get swamp ass. 0.99

00:35:43.000 And you sort of feel like someone's pushing on you. 1.00

00:35:46.000 And it's cold.

00:35:47.000 You're refreshed.

00:35:49.000 Ah, you go outside.

00:35:51.000 Ah, wind.

00:35:53.000 Wind.

00:35:54.000 Wind.

00:35:55.000 That's a downside.

00:35:56.000 The wetness is a downside, but otherwise feeling, otherwise I feel like I'm in a blanket when I'm walking around and it's hot.

00:36:02.000 That sounds terrible.

00:36:03.000 I love a good blanket.

00:36:04.000 In a blanket? 1.00

00:36:05.000 You're gay. 1.00

00:36:06.000 Like, the air's like a Pendleton. 0.99

00:36:10.000 Pendleton is great when it's really cold out and you don't want a jacket.

00:36:10.000 No.

00:36:14.000 I don't even need a winter jacket.

00:36:16.000 Like, my wool suits, I could wear those throughout the winter.

00:36:20.000 Okay, so what's this now? 0.99

00:36:21.000 So caller one and caller two, get away, get all this shit? 0.98

00:36:25.000 Well, we'll get to that when we do the calls, I guess. 0.98

00:36:27.000 Let's continue down this line because we're never going to touch on it again.

00:36:27.000 All right.

00:36:31.000 You see the looting Target?

00:36:33.000 Target also owned by racist cops who are now broke.

00:36:37.000 That's 2-2.

00:36:42.000 Wait!

00:36:44.000 They eat the 2-2.

00:36:46.000 Look at this.

00:36:50.000 Like, that guy's got a small basket.

00:36:52.000 What's in the basket?

00:36:55.000 To make that worth it, it would have to be like hard drives and iPhones or something.

00:36:59.000 And TVs, I get TVs.

00:37:00.000 That's a good steal.

00:37:02.000 So people with lamps, just whatever.

00:37:04.000 You'll often see like paper towels.

00:37:06.000 Or I saw one kid.

00:37:08.000 This might be in the next one.

00:37:09.000 What's two, three?

00:37:12.000 Oh, no, that's a separate thing.

00:37:13.000 Okay, we'll get to that in a second.

00:37:14.000 But I saw this kid just, he had a big thing of clothes like this, and he's just throwing them into a car, probably his parents' car with the windows open.

00:37:22.000 And you're like, what are the odds those clothes are going to fit anyone in your family?

00:37:26.000 Or you're going to like them?

00:37:27.000 Like, what if it's a bunch of pink leggings for you and your brothers? 0.94

00:37:31.000 That's what I also don't get about stealing Amazon deliveries.

00:37:35.000 Like, I recently on Amazon bought a latch for my fence.

00:37:41.000 What are the odds it's going to fit your fence?

00:37:43.000 Ooh, those guys I just saw on the top right, I don't think I put them in my notes.

00:37:49.000 I meant to.

00:37:51.000 They're these guys guarding?

00:37:55.000 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 Some patriots.

00:37:57.000 So tell me who you are.

00:37:59.000 Articulate patriots.

00:38:02.000 So tell me who you are.

00:38:04.000 Well, I mean, free Americans, yeah.

00:38:07.000 And what are you doing today?

00:38:09.000 We were out here yesterday, too, down on the original protest site.

00:38:13.000 So basically, you see in the records that cops keep.

00:38:15.000 And cops are a lot less likely to try and tread on people's rights when there's other armed Americans with them. 0.97

00:38:23.000 So we figured it's about damn time that some, or at least I figure that it's about damn time some heavily armed rednecks stood with fellow citizens. 0.99

00:38:31.000 And why are you protecting this store? 0.97

00:38:33.000 Well, I mean, this wasn't exactly a specified action.

00:38:36.000 We've been kind of...

00:38:37.000 So we just kind of ended up here.

00:38:38.000 We've been moving around and just trying to see what's what without getting necessarily completely slapped by massive groups of people.

00:38:44.000 And while we were walking, Somebody mentioned that there were some guys at the back of the South, who wound up, they were over to go buy something, and they said that they're closed and they're defending their businesses.

00:38:54.000 Oh yeah, Target's on fire, by the way.

00:38:57.000 But anyway, so we heard...

00:39:00.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:39:00.000 Keep going.

00:39:01.000 We better get up and go see if these guys need help.

00:39:03.000 It turns out these guys are out there shattering windows trying to keep looters out of the business because cops can't get in here.

00:39:09.000 And so, you know, I figured, before they were cops, they were just Americans.

00:39:14.000 So here we are.

00:39:16.000 What are those guys, human t-shirts?

00:39:18.000 I want to make a t-shirt of every quote he said.

00:39:20.000 Before there was cops, there was just Americans. 0.98

00:39:23.000 Just free Americans.

00:39:25.000 You know, it's interesting, too.

00:39:26.000 They say we're standing with our fellow citizens just in case the cops infringe on our liberties, too.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, they're not very pro-cop.

00:39:34.000 But they're protecting looters, too.

00:39:35.000 I mean, they're protecting people from being looted.

00:39:37.000 Yeah.

00:39:45.000 And they brought guns because those kind of situations are dangerous and there's looters.

00:39:50.000 And the narrative that Antifa pushed was Proud Boys went down there to kill looters.

00:39:55.000 And the media ran with that.

00:39:57.000 David Cross even retweeted that.

00:40:00.000 Okay, so here's a funny little side thing.

00:40:03.000 2-3, some woman, fatty in a wheelchair, goes to Target and the initial view, you go, some poor crippled woman is getting attacked. 0.99

00:40:15.000 Look, she doesn't seem to care. 0.88

00:40:18.000 So she's blocking them from taking a cart of stuff. 0.63

00:40:21.000 She's defending Target and attacking people on her chair. 1.00

00:40:24.000 And you go, okay, we have some horrible people.

00:40:28.000 But then I start looking into it and she may have been armed and was stabbing people.

00:40:34.000 That's 2-4.

00:40:35.000 And be perfectly healthy.

00:40:36.000 I think she may have stolen someone's rascal or bored or mom's. 0.84

00:40:40.000 And I think she's trying to stab people as they come out here. 0.99

00:40:43.000 Stab looters. 0.99

00:40:46.000 There's another video. 0.79

00:40:51.000 But she's got a knife and a sprayer. 1.00

00:40:52.000 She's blocking the exit. 0.96

00:40:57.000 Now, I don't know if I believe.

00:40:59.000 So let's just pretend that she is stabbing people, right?

00:41:04.000 What are you doing, mom?

00:41:06.000 Like, what if your mom gets in a rascal and goes, I'm going down to protect the target?

00:41:11.000 You go, actually, Uncle Ed has suited up and he's got his gun.

00:41:16.000 He's going to defend places.

00:41:17.000 That makes sense to me.

00:41:18.000 But I don't...

00:41:19.000 Mom, I don't want you going there.

00:41:20.000 I don't want you attacking people in your...

00:41:27.000 Look at this.

00:41:28.000 That's your mom. 1.00

00:41:29.000 She's just sitting there.

00:41:30.000 She's got glasses in her hands.

00:41:32.000 Those are glasses.

00:41:34.000 Maybe she pulled out a knife at that point, but first she's just blocking their way. 0.90

00:41:40.000 She appears to be ready to die. 0.87

00:41:42.000 Yeah. 0.57

00:41:43.000 She's got glasses in her hand.

00:41:44.000 There's no knife.

00:41:45.000 Oh, they stole her stuff. 0.99

00:41:46.000 her leg is moving What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:41:57.000 What is going on? 0.99

00:41:59.000 So that's a, that's, I know that sounds like it's totally on topic, but it's kind of off topic. 0.97

00:42:05.000 We have told these women, these sort of Karens, that they can go beat up a mob of black looters and it'll just go great for them. 1.00

00:42:14.000 Like, you're going to die. 1.00

00:42:17.000 And then you bring a knife? 0.98

00:42:19.000 Who, like, your mom, we're in a situation now, and I blame feminism, where your mom is bringing a knife to a riot. 1.00

00:42:29.000 There's other pictures of her.

00:42:30.000 That's pictures of the knife.

00:42:33.000 Oh, that's footage of her walking around, allegedly. 0.99

00:42:39.000 The aftermath pictures?

00:42:42.000 Anyway, remember the movie Splice that David Caradine did about a mutant child that Adam Big Nose made?

00:43:01.000 I should do movie reviews.

00:43:03.000 What's his name again?

00:43:04.000 Adrian Brody.

00:43:05.000 Adrian Brody, yeah.

00:43:06.000 Adam Big Nose.

00:43:07.000 God, that is a honker, isn't it?

00:43:10.000 I mean, he's lucky he got a movie career with that cartoon face.

00:43:15.000 He looks like a bird.

00:43:19.000 Anyway, the girl in it.

00:43:22.000 What is that, the whole movie?

00:43:24.000 No.

00:43:25.000 Like a three-minute clip.

00:43:26.000 Okay, well, we want to see the girl in it. 0.75

00:43:28.000 You're better off in Google Images.

00:43:36.000 Yeah, that girl has joined Antifa now, and she wants us to know that all of the stuff we've been watching for the past 45 minutes is just a protest.

00:43:47.000 Just protesting.

00:43:49.000 Police brutality.

00:43:50.000 This is obviously too late. 0.99

00:43:56.000 Blow her up. 0.98

00:43:59.000 Good morning.

00:44:00.000 I know a lot of things that aren't going to be shared outside of Minnesota, so at least I want you to share the things that my neighbors said about the protest yesterday.

00:44:08.000 First of all, it was a protest.

00:44:10.000 It was not a riot. 0.95

00:44:11.000 Six white men who the organizers were all black women begged to stop with their rottenness decided to do all vandalism and turn it into a motion. 0.99

00:44:22.000 Echoing has dropped me insane. 0.95

00:44:24.000 Why is it doing that?

00:44:25.000 Opening telegram or whatever you have to do.

00:44:30.000 Six white men did all that damage we just saw? 0.88

00:44:33.000 Including burn Target to the ground?

00:44:36.000 Did they destroy the Wendy's?

00:44:38.000 What's going on, dude?

00:44:39.000 Am I showing anything private with this?

00:44:42.000 I don't know.

00:44:43.000 No.

00:44:45.000 Good morning.

00:44:46.000 I know a lot of things aren't going to be shared outside of Minnesota, so at least I want to share a few things that my neighbors have said about the protests yesterday.

00:44:54.000 My neighbors have said about the protests.

00:44:55.000 It was a protest.

00:44:56.000 It was not a riot. 0.95

00:44:58.000 Six white men, the organizers, who are all black women, begged to stop with their robbiness, decided to do all the vandalism and turn it into a riot. 0.91

00:45:09.000 It wasn't a riot. 0.61

00:45:10.000 Also, the police put up jammers so that people cannot live stream.

00:45:14.000 And so it was very hard for people to do 50 videos for people to see what was happening.

00:45:20.000 They also shot rubber bullets into the crowd and would not let EMTs or EMCs actually get to the people there.

00:45:27.000 People would call 911 saying, hey, they were hurt By a rubber bullet, and they wouldn't be able to get to the hospital.

00:45:33.000 People actually had to drive people who were hit in the head with rubber bullets to the hospital.

00:45:37.000 See, this babysitter is Antifa. 0.96

00:45:41.000 When you see Antifa doxing people and shit like that, and you finally track them down, they look like that. 0.99

00:45:48.000 They're rich white girls. 1.00

00:45:50.000 The jurors who threw Prowboys in prison, they were all this, rich white girls. 1.00

00:45:55.000 And I know that sounds racist, and we're going to get to that.

00:45:57.000 But before we abandon this subject, Don Lamon wants you to know that we have a new pandemic now, and it's much more deadly.

00:46:07.000 This is the guy who said white men commit way more terrorist acts than we should.

00:46:11.000 He said, we showed this on the show the other day.

00:46:13.000 He said, we can't demonize a group of people.

00:46:20.000 We have to remember that, no, he made it one sentence. 0.98

00:46:23.000 Before demonizing a group of people Please remember that white men Are the problem with this country We need to stop demonizing people And realize that white Nationalists are like the No, he said white men. 0.89

00:46:37.000 So his new take on this, and I want to say something good about Don Lamont just for fun. 0.96

00:46:42.000 I kind of like that he does what I do, and he doesn't seem to read from a transcript.

00:46:46.000 A teleprompter, sorry.

00:46:57.000 The president tweeting, of course, tweeting, as he always does, that Twitter is stifling free speech and threatening that he won't allow it to happen.

00:47:08.000 But there are two major crises in this country tonight, okay?

00:47:12.000 As I said, two deadly viruses killing Americans.

00:47:17.000 COVID-19, Racism 20.

00:47:21.000 Now we all know that racism is not new this year, but the latest gay racial show and CNN is from just last night. 0.62

00:47:30.000 The death of George Floyd.

00:47:33.000 This black man in Minneapolis, who died after a white officer arresting him, held him down with his knee on his neck.

00:47:40.000 Four Minneapolis police officers were fired today as the FBI has opened an investigation.

00:47:46.000 A disturbing video showing two officers with two floor.

00:47:51.000 So that's the segue.

00:47:54.000 We've gone from the pandemic to the race demic, and it's COVID-19 to racism 20.

00:47:59.000 And here's a weird thing.

00:48:00.000 I didn't know about this, but go to 3.0.

00:48:03.000 So the mayor comes out and he says, this is terrible.

00:48:05.000 We're going to, let's get him fired, and we're going to investigate.

00:48:08.000 Same thing you'd say if you were the mayor. 0.99

00:48:11.000 And then he brings out this tranny who is just like an old gay with long hair who sings amazing. 1.00

00:48:19.000 This is the, this guy is, what's his name? 0.98

00:48:22.000 Andrea Perkins or something? 0.77

00:48:25.000 And she is very, like right below the mayor.

00:48:29.000 Turn it up. 0.83

00:48:33.000 That say a wretch like me.

00:48:47.000 Anyway, she goes on to say, I am asking my colleagues, the mayor, anyone else who is concerned about the state of affairs in our community to declare a state of emergency.

00:48:47.000 What?

00:48:59.000 Okay.

00:49:00.000 What?

00:49:00.000 Declaring racism as a public health issue?

00:49:04.000 What?

00:49:05.000 How esoteric is that?

00:49:07.000 Until we name this virus, this disease that has infected America for the past 400 years, we will never, ever resolve this issue. 1.00

00:49:18.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:49:20.000 What's her position? 1.00

00:49:22.000 Besides doggy?

00:49:25.000 Go back to the previous article.

00:49:28.000 Yeah, that was 3-0.

00:49:31.000 So she's like the head of municipal affairs. 1.00

00:49:35.000 Like, go down, go down.

00:49:36.000 What is it now?

00:49:37.000 Go to the text.

00:49:41.000 Minneapolis City Council Vice President.

00:49:44.000 What the hell does that mean?

00:49:45.000 A City Council Vice President.

00:49:51.000 Bizarre.

00:49:52.000 All right, here's another.

00:49:53.000 We're coming to the end of this discussion.

00:49:57.000 Here's Chris Cuomo talking to, I think, George Floyd's best friend, and he's fake crying. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Look at his fucking face. 0.99

00:50:05.000 You got to zoom in on this. 1.00

00:50:06.000 He's literally pouting.

00:50:11.000 I sympathize.

00:50:15.000 Look at him.

00:50:32.000 He had no feeling.

00:50:33.000 He had no remorse.

00:50:34.000 He had in him.

00:50:35.000 He had no feeling.

00:50:36.000 I don't even think he had a heart at that moment.

00:50:38.000 And he's going to feel that for the rest of his life.

00:50:39.000 I've never seen him make that.

00:50:41.000 I'm going to hear my man say this.

00:50:43.000 I can't breathe.

00:50:44.000 I want my mama. 1.00

00:50:45.000 And I'm coming to find out that this man died two years on the day that his mom died.

00:50:49.000 I'm a mama's boy, bro.

00:50:50.000 It's like that hurts me deep.

00:50:53.000 I'm thinking and like something needs to be done.

00:50:55.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Cuomo, because in movies, the way you make yourself cry is they give you this like lip balm, whatever.

00:51:02.000 It looks like chapstick, but it's mint. 0.96

00:51:05.000 And you put it under your eyes, and this mint shit goes up and it makes your eyes water. 0.99

00:51:12.000 I'm willing to bet 500 bucks that Chris Cuomo did that before that segment. 0.99

00:51:18.000 So he could get some nice crocodile tears going. 1.00

00:51:21.000 He is fucking shameless. 0.99

00:51:26.000 Finally, speaking of celebrities, Ice Cube is not happy about this death. 0.99

00:51:31.000 It is indicative of a pattern. 0.99

00:51:33.000 Motherfucker got it bad because I'm brown, as he said. 1.00

00:51:37.000 A wolf's in wolves clothing. 1.00

00:51:39.000 What?

00:51:40.000 Wolves?

00:51:41.000 How many wolves is he using for this clothing?

00:51:45.000 I guess that makes sense, right?

00:51:46.000 Because if you want to make an outfit out of a wolf, you'll need several wolves.

00:51:54.000 Oh, and multiple wolves. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:56.000 A wolf in wolves clothing. 1.00

00:51:58.000 What a fucking boob. 1.00

00:52:01.000 The demons are among us. 1.00

00:52:02.000 Fight the cowards.

00:52:04.000 You'll notice, by the way, I get pilloried for saying, for being violent and endorsing violence. 0.87

00:52:09.000 And when you read the less Jargon, it is nothing but violence.

00:52:14.000 I appreciate violence. 1.00

00:52:15.000 Punch the Nazis. 1.00

00:52:17.000 We have to fight. 1.00

00:52:18.000 We have to fight them in the streets.

00:52:21.000 We are not civil.

00:52:22.000 Whoa.

00:52:23.000 Never seen this before.

00:52:24.000 Manipulated media.

00:52:26.000 You click on it.

00:52:28.000 And then pictures circulating online are not of Minneapolis offices.

00:52:32.000 Well, that's what I was going to get to later.

00:52:33.000 So they just put that up like within the past hour.

00:52:36.000 Because when I was doing my notes, I wasn't there.

00:52:38.000 So the new thing is they fact-check you.

00:52:41.000 And if you're a blue checkmark, they want to make sure that you are correct.

00:52:45.000 So they fact-check you.

00:52:47.000 And you go, okay, I guess that makes sense. 1.00

00:52:48.000 In this case, it's helpful, actually, because Ice Cube's full of shit. 0.98

00:52:53.000 The guy with the make white again hat is check 3-4. 0.99

00:53:02.000 He's like a performance artist, dude.

00:53:04.000 His name's Jonathan Lee Riches.

00:53:07.000 He does like, he's a Muslims for Trump, Jews for Trump. 0.90

00:53:11.000 He makes make white again hats.

00:53:13.000 He's like a, I think he was a prisoner and then he became a lawyer activist guy.

00:53:18.000 Muslims for Trump. 1.00

00:53:20.000 He's a weirdo. 1.00

00:53:23.000 Muslims for Hillary, did that say? 0.99

00:53:27.000 But so that's it up.

00:53:28.000 But so you go, okay, so you're fact checking.

00:53:30.000 I guess that makes sense if Ice Cube is going to get someone killed with a lie.

00:53:34.000 But we just discovered, and everyone knows this, but I have to include this anyway.

00:53:38.000 This is the front page of the New York Post, 4-3.

00:53:40.000 We find out who is doing this, this monitoring. 1.00

00:53:44.000 And it's this fucking guy. 0.99

00:53:46.000 This is the guy making sure you get the truth on Twitter. 1.00

00:53:49.000 I'm just saying we fly over those states that voted for a racist tangerine for a reason. 1.00

00:53:54.000 Fuck you, most of America. 1.00

00:53:56.000 Today on Meet the Press, we're speaking with Joseph Goebbels about the first hundred days, what I hear whenever Kellyanne Conway is on a news show. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Yes, so the entire GOP are Nazis?

00:54:06.000 Actually, he does say that. 0.96

00:54:08.000 Yes, that person in the pink hat is clearly a bigger threat to your brand of feminism than actual Nazis in the White House. 1.00

00:54:14.000 And then what's the last one?

00:54:15.000 My box is covering it. 0.55

00:54:18.000 How does a personality-free bag of farts, Mitch McConnell, actually win elections? 0.85

00:54:30.000 Chuck D jumped in too. 1.00

00:54:31.000 He seems to be equally retarded. 1.00

00:54:33.000 3-5. 0.98

00:54:36.000 I wish my record collection didn't reveal itself to be ultimately retarded. 1.00

00:54:42.000 And when, if, and when, if, and when if these dudes get fired? 0.89

00:54:47.000 You need a slash there, dude.

00:54:49.000 And when, slash, if these dudes get fired, it's time to watch them closer than ever because they get recruited right into national racist terrorist organizations.

00:54:59.000 Welcomed armed, in fact.

00:55:01.000 Welcomed armed?

00:55:03.000 You don't speak English, Chuck.

00:55:05.000 At least they just slide into another county, city, or state silently under the radar.

00:55:11.000 Got a link?

00:55:13.000 Can we see proof of this allegation, please, Chucky?

00:55:16.000 Chucky Cheese?

00:55:18.000 Oh, and look, he was talking about that previous thing that Ice Cube put up, and people are going, Chuck, that's not the same guy.

00:55:25.000 And then he goes, oh, what are they?

00:55:27.000 Twins?

00:55:29.000 What?

00:55:30.000 I think that's what he's saying. 0.99

00:55:31.000 I can't understand his shitty English. 0.99

00:55:33.000 TTTT. 0.99

00:55:34.000 Then think twin Toddy.

00:55:37.000 That's a thing.

00:55:38.000 What?

00:55:39.000 TTTT, then think twin Toddy.

00:55:41.000 I feel like that's a rap thing that we'll find out in like two weeks.

00:55:44.000 All right. 0.99

00:55:45.000 That's enough talking about this fucking riots. 0.99

00:55:47.000 We worked hard to bring you everything we could. 0.99

00:55:50.000 I think it's time to hit the pahones.

00:55:54.000 We got five minutes.

00:55:55.000 So before we do that, let's make it clear what our offers are.

00:56:01.000 Okay?

00:56:02.000 Ryan? 0.98

00:56:04.000 I'm boiling my ass off. 0.99

00:56:05.000 Like, you like your armpits sweating into your shirt? 0.99

00:56:08.000 Your cotton shirt absorbing with a big sweatball?

00:56:11.000 That's not ideal.

00:56:13.000 But I'll deal with it.

00:56:15.000 And then, like in August with that sun beating down on you, we get our cold, so let's sit up, y'all.

00:56:25.000 Hell, can you get me a beer, please?

00:56:27.000 Sure.

00:56:32.000 We're going to have a fun show on Monday where we catch up on the mailbag, including a letter.

00:56:36.000 You want to take one, Discord?

00:56:38.000 From Mercedes Carrera, who just wrote us in prison.

00:56:41.000 I'll cover my address here.

00:56:45.000 She wrote us from this county jail in San Bernardino, where she is facing gun, drug, child sex charges, which are all false. 0.99

00:56:56.000 It could be as simple as her ex-husband wanting to win a custody battle by programming the daughter to say horrible shit, or it could be because she's MAGA and the system doesn't do well with MAGA. 0.69

00:57:08.000 But anyway, so caller one, the first caller of this show, make sure you get his or her info, her, gets one lootcrate.com promo code, Gavin15, for 15% off. 0.97

00:57:25.000 So sorry, wait a minute.

00:57:26.000 I'm not saying that right.

00:57:27.000 You get one loot crate.

00:57:29.000 And I guess you get to choose which kind of loot you want.

00:57:32.000 And then on top of that, we say lootcrate.com, promo code Gavin15 for 15% off all orders.

00:57:38.000 Also, caller number one gets two pairs of Heshi socks.

00:57:42.000 And then separately we say HeshiWear, H-E-S-H-I-W-E-A-R, HeshiWear.com, promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.

00:57:52.000 The third thing caller one gets is one box of Primal Urge meat sticks, primal, and then separately we say primalurgefoods.com, 15% off all orders, promo code Gavin.

00:58:04.000 All right.

00:58:05.000 Now, caller two. 0.99

00:58:09.000 You get the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:58:14.000 Why did he type that out twice? 0.99

00:58:16.000 A loot crate, two pairs of socks, a box of Primal Urge meatsticks.

00:58:22.000 Okay.

00:58:23.000 Okay.

00:58:26.000 We got Chuck.

00:58:28.000 First, let's make sure Chuck.

00:58:30.000 Hello, Chuck.

00:58:32.000 Yes, this is Chuck.

00:58:33.000 I finally won.

00:58:35.000 You won, dude.

00:58:37.000 All right.

00:58:39.000 Heck yeah.

00:58:39.000 Yeah.

00:58:40.000 I've been calling like every week trying to get in.

00:58:42.000 Yes.

00:58:42.000 Yeah.

00:58:43.000 Mikey! 0.65

00:58:45.000 Okay, so two questions.

00:58:49.000 First, I'm reading your book.

00:58:51.000 Is that true that you got gonorrhea from swallowing one of your own loads?

00:58:57.000 Yes, of course it's true.

00:58:58.000 In the book, I have a $1,000 prize for anything that's shown to be a lie in that book.

00:59:03.000 It's all true. 0.85

00:59:05.000 So how many girls have you had sex with? 1.00

00:59:07.000 Because it's like in that book, it's like, I go to this town, I fuck this girl. 1.00

00:59:10.000 I go to this town, I fuck this girl. 1.00

00:59:12.000 300. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Can you ballpark it?

00:59:14.000 Okay, that's pretty damn good.

00:59:16.000 You got to remember, young man, I was in a band when I was 18.

00:59:20.000 And then I started vice. 0.99

00:59:21.000 I mean, it's been raining pussy right up until the day I got married. 0.99

00:59:25.000 No, but that makes sense. 0.99

00:59:27.000 That makes sense.

00:59:28.000 Now, the other thing, I'm a big fan of Windy City Heat.

00:59:28.000 All right.

00:59:32.000 When it came out on DVD, I loved it.

00:59:34.000 And then I remember you saying something about you were part of it.

00:59:38.000 And then the other night on YouTube, it said suggestions.

00:59:42.000 And it came up with this video called William Randolph Hearst III versus Scary Perry.

00:59:47.000 I was wondering if you can tell me about what's going on with that guy.

00:59:51.000 So everyone in the Perry Project gets a moniker, an identity.

00:59:51.000 All right.

00:59:56.000 And mine is that I am the great-grandson of the, what was he, a publishing baron, William Randolph Hearst?

01:00:05.000 Yeah, Castle Mayor.

01:00:06.000 Yeah.

01:00:07.000 Like David Cross is David Brinkley. 0.79

01:00:10.000 And Google's been a bit of a bane to this thing because he'll look up names now and he'll go, that's not David fucking Brinkley.

01:00:18.000 But I, at a film festival, I paid Perry $50 to promote my movie, The First Last Kiss, a made-up movie with like Ingmar Bergman or I can't remember who was in it.

01:00:32.000 And he didn't plug it on the show.

01:00:35.000 So I kept saying, I want my money back.

01:00:38.000 And he obviously never has any money.

01:00:41.000 So he wouldn't pay me my money back.

01:00:42.000 So then I said, I want to fight you.

01:00:45.000 And then I was training for a long time.

01:00:46.000 And I attacked him at a screening they did.

01:00:51.000 And he kicked me down some stairs.

01:00:56.000 All right.

01:00:57.000 Thanks for calling.

01:00:58.000 That's all you get.

01:00:59.000 You said two questions.

01:01:04.000 We got that kick.

01:01:05.000 No, you got his info?

01:01:07.000 Yes.

01:01:08.000 Oh, we got the kick.

01:01:09.000 You know, it was funny.

01:01:10.000 We were mocking him because while he was working out for the fight, all he did was leg presses, and then he ended up winning the fight by kicking me down the stairs.

01:01:17.000 $50 to promote my film.

01:01:19.000 I don't have more than three singles with me.

01:01:22.000 You don't even remember the name of my film.

01:01:23.000 Dude, I have a problem with... 1.00

01:01:29.000 I don't know any of that shit. 1.00

01:01:30.000 You don't have a problem remembering how to sue people or pretending to be a Java host and get a wife. 1.00

01:01:38.000 Why aren't you baptized? 1.00

01:01:39.000 Why don't you cut your fucking hair, bitch? 1.00

01:01:44.000 Whoa, whoa. 1.00

01:01:46.000 Wow.

01:01:47.000 David.

01:01:48.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:01:50.000 William Randolph Hearst is buried.

01:01:52.000 That's before Kimmel became a big crybaby.

01:01:55.000 He's almost unconscious, Perry.

01:01:56.000 Perry.

01:02:00.000 Wow.

01:02:00.000 One night mining terrifying Tim tonight.

01:02:03.000 Were you ever nervous to meet him?

01:02:04.000 Like Starfield?

01:02:06.000 Yes.

01:02:06.000 You get nervous in the sense that you don't want to fuck this up.

01:02:09.000 Oh, the entire thing, yeah.

01:02:10.000 Yeah, because it's a 20-year project.

01:02:12.000 So it's almost like, you know, remember that video we saw of that guy who had made like, I don't know, the Sistine Chapel out of Jenga Blocks?

01:02:22.000 And it was like 20 feet high.

01:02:23.000 And then the interviewer was like, oh, here we are.

01:02:25.000 This young man has spent five weekends.

01:02:27.000 And then his horde hits the bottom and just goes.

01:02:30.000 Like, you don't want to be the guy that takes down this massive house of cards. 1.00

01:02:35.000 But the beauty of the Perry Project is he's such a fucking dumb asshole that you can never shake him. 1.00

01:02:45.000 Like, no matter what he sees, including this. 1.00

01:02:48.000 He could just see it.

01:02:49.000 No, that was a joke.

01:02:51.000 It's a joke.

01:02:53.000 We're going to go to the Discord now and let one of our guys from over there.

01:02:53.000 All right.

01:02:57.000 What a prize.

01:02:59.000 Hello.

01:03:01.000 Hi.

01:03:05.000 What's going on?

01:03:05.000 Hey, Gav.

01:03:06.000 I like your new non-sunglasses.

01:03:09.000 Thank you so much.

01:03:10.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:03:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:13.000 So I've been a fan of Bill O'Reilly's for a long time, you know, and I don't know if you've been noticing like his website recently and like what he's been kind of doing.

01:03:24.000 It'll be like a, you know, an anti mainstream media type website or something.

01:03:30.000 And but I think what he's doing is great.

01:03:32.000 And I think you're kind of like, I see you too as kind of like a natural connection because I was a, because not just because of the Fox News thing and all that, but, you know, like, I kind of see him like he's like the hard news guy that I like.

01:03:46.000 And you're kind of like a very similar person in that regard, like ideologically.

01:03:54.000 So yeah, and plus, you know, you and I kind of share a lot of similar similarities in the culture and bands and stuff.

01:04:00.000 So yeah, I like Bill.

01:04:02.000 I like that he said, and I stole this from him a long time ago.

01:04:06.000 He said, look, if you were taking my tax money and doing something interesting with it that was good for society and there was good great infrastructure everywhere, like Denmark, I would probably go, okay, yeah, I can handle these taxes. 1.00

01:04:20.000 But it's when I see you squandering my fucking money and throwing it in the garbage that I go, no, I'm not giving you any more of my fucking money, asshole. 1.00

01:04:29.000 Also, when he started his own channel after getting fired, everyone laughed. 1.00

01:04:35.000 And then they saw that, you know, 30,000 people spending three bucks ends up being a lot of dough.

01:04:42.000 Or I forget his exact numbers.

01:04:44.000 And then, so we did that, and we're up to 16,000.

01:04:46.000 That's 1.6 million gross.

01:04:49.000 And I think O'Reilly was a good one.

01:04:50.000 He doesn't need the money either.

01:04:52.000 No, he's been doing this since he was in his 20s.

01:04:56.000 Yeah, he's a genius, in my opinion.

01:05:00.000 Also, I want to ask you, who was the cooler band, the Stroker back in the early 2000s?

01:05:06.000 Who are my options?

01:05:08.000 Yeah, The Strokes and Innerpole.

01:05:11.000 Oh, The Strokes by far.

01:05:12.000 Innerpool were nerds.

01:05:14.000 I like them.

01:05:14.000 I hung out with those dudes a lot.

01:05:16.000 But, you know, I could tell they hadn't got pussy before because they were getting all these groupies and they were like giggly about it. 0.99

01:05:23.000 Going, wow. 1.00

01:05:24.000 I like Paul's thumb.

01:05:24.000 I never had a threesome before.

01:05:26.000 What?

01:05:28.000 I like Paul's new band, Muzz. 1.00

01:05:30.000 I don't know them.

01:05:32.000 They just started.

01:05:33.000 They have any rounds.

01:05:33.000 You see the singer?

01:05:36.000 What was that?

01:05:37.000 Is Paul the singer?

01:05:39.000 Yeah, Paul's the singer.

01:05:40.000 Yeah, I think I heard them.

01:05:41.000 And his voice is so distinct, it's hard not to hear Interpol.

01:05:47.000 Yeah.

01:05:48.000 All right.

01:05:49.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:05:49.000 Thanks for calling.

01:05:50.000 Yeah, thanks.

01:05:51.000 Love you more than a friend.

01:05:52.000 Oh, wait.

01:05:53.000 Yeah, you got a message me.

01:05:53.000 You got his number?

01:05:58.000 Ryan at censored.tv.

01:05:59.000 Email.

01:06:00.000 Are you there?

01:06:01.000 Okay.

01:06:01.000 Or TM.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, you won.

01:06:03.000 Yeah, you won.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, you won Socks.

01:06:04.000 Oh, great.

01:06:07.000 All right.

01:06:08.000 We can take another couple of callers from Discord.

01:06:10.000 It's weird hearing someone like young that into Bill O'Reilly.

01:06:15.000 All right, so the next up we got Strat.

01:06:19.000 Hey, can you hear me?

01:06:20.000 Yep.

01:06:22.000 Hey, Gavin, I was wondering whether or not you thought the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were morally justified. 0.84

01:06:29.000 Yeah, I do.

01:06:32.000 Okay.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, I think that, you know, in Unbroken, which I think is here.

01:06:40.000 Yeah, I read the book.

01:06:41.000 Yeah, there's that moment where Louis Firpini, he sees...

01:06:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:48.000 Louis Fierpini is a clothing line.

01:06:51.000 He sees, they're out doing some bullshit labor, like road work, right? 1.00

01:06:56.000 And he sees something that just makes him go fucking white as a ghost. 0.99

01:07:00.000 And it was a woman and a child in a training, a bunch of women, a bunch of children, like a training thing where they were learning how to use bayonets and learning how to use guns. 0.99

01:07:11.000 And that just chilled him to the bone.

01:07:14.000 You know why?

01:07:17.000 Why?

01:07:18.000 Because it showed him that these people will never stop fighting, which I guess is a good thing.

01:07:24.000 But even after all the men are killed, even after the military is obliterated, I'm going to be stuck here fighting eight-year-old boys.

01:07:32.000 That's how determined they are.

01:07:34.000 So we tried telling them to stop.

01:07:37.000 We burnt Japan to the ground. 0.67

01:07:39.000 I mean, the fires, the bombing and the fires that were going on in Japan before those bombs was dresden coast to coast, and they still refused to comply.

01:07:51.000 And it was the emperor.

01:07:52.000 Everyone around the emperor was saying, we got to throw in the towel here.

01:07:55.000 And he said, absolutely not.

01:07:56.000 We will have honor.

01:07:58.000 So then we said, all right, sorry.

01:08:01.000 And we blew them up.

01:08:02.000 And I think ultimately it ended up saving lives.

01:08:08.000 Thanks.

01:08:09.000 Hey, thank you for calling.

01:08:10.000 Ryan, what are you doing?

01:08:13.000 God, he always has to go peepee.

01:08:15.000 Don't drink tons of water when we're doing the show.

01:08:18.000 You got to stay hydrated to sit in a chair.

01:08:20.000 It makes me feel good.

01:08:21.000 And thank you, Discord guys, because they have their screener here.

01:08:24.000 Who's screening?

01:08:25.000 Bobs?

01:08:27.000 We have someone named Shavuk screening right now.

01:08:31.000 They do a great job.

01:08:32.000 So we got our two winners.

01:08:33.000 And now one more call from the Discord, then we'll switch over to the calls.

01:08:36.000 I broke the camera, so we can't show the camera thing, but I'll just show you the doodle.

01:08:42.000 So when it appears on the auction...

01:08:45.000 They can see it.

01:08:46.000 When it appears on the auction, you'll know that it came from this.

01:08:49.000 Thank you.

01:08:55.000 Yes?

01:08:56.000 What do we got?

01:08:58.000 All right.

01:08:58.000 Yep.

01:08:59.000 Next up, we got Nixergy.

01:09:02.000 What's up, Nixer G? 1.00

01:09:04.000 It's Morgy, actually, Gavin.

01:09:05.000 What's up, dude?

01:09:06.000 That's not your name.

01:09:06.000 It doesn't matter.

01:09:07.000 It's a bullshit alias you made up because you don't want to get fired, get in trouble. 0.99

01:09:11.000 Okay, it's Morgan. 1.00

01:09:13.000 I don't care if I get fired, dude.

01:09:15.000 Okay.

01:09:15.000 Oh, good.

01:09:15.000 What's going on, Morgan?

01:09:17.000 Okay, so I recently became a crypto-Nazi, aka a conservative.

01:09:23.000 And I wanted to know what is the best way to support the right?

01:09:27.000 You know, it just seems like every time I try and be proud about my country or the president, I've just met with some liberal cancer.

01:09:35.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know what your day-to-day, how old are you?

01:09:39.000 I just turned 30 years old.

01:09:41.000 So I've got a full-time job.

01:09:45.000 How are you doing for Poon?

01:09:48.000 I've got a full-time girlfriend as well.

01:09:50.000 Okay, well, then my answer is very simple.

01:09:52.000 Wear a MAGA hat.

01:09:54.000 Okay.

01:09:55.000 You know, you're walking down the street, you have that on.

01:09:58.000 You're a young man. 1.00

01:09:59.000 People go, shit, maybe it's not. 1.00

01:10:00.000 The more people see stuff like that, the more they realize that loving Trump is not some weird David Duke fucking crazy thing. 1.00

01:10:09.000 It's just proud patriots.

01:10:12.000 And yes, we know he's not perfect. 0.99

01:10:14.000 We don't give a shit. 0.99

01:10:17.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:10:19.000 And dude, last thing, I've got a fucking hot chick that you should definitely look up. 1.00

01:10:25.000 It's Laura Lezy from this band Krungbin. 0.98

01:10:29.000 She's got this like 1960s hair cut, like Bob's type, like style do, and she plays the bass.

01:10:38.000 She's smoking hot. 1.00

01:10:40.000 Her name is Laura Leezy.

01:10:42.000 L-E-E-Z-Y. 1.00

01:10:44.000 And she's in this really...

01:10:51.000 And dude, she's so hot. 1.00

01:10:52.000 You gotta look her up.

01:10:53.000 How do you spell Krungden?

01:10:54.000 Okay, we got her.

01:10:55.000 Thanks for calling.

01:10:57.000 All right, thanks, bro.

01:10:58.000 I guess that's she's Laura Lee. 0.97

01:11:01.000 So I'll just.

01:11:02.000 Oh.

01:11:03.000 Oh, that's gotta be her.

01:11:03.000 Krungbin.

01:11:04.000 Krungbin.

01:11:06.000 You can't just say that word and expect me to know how to spell that.

01:11:06.000 Krungbin?

01:11:09.000 I mean, come on. 1.00

01:11:10.000 Dude, that's foreign as shit. 1.00

01:11:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:13.000 Krungbin? 0.97

01:11:14.000 What is that?

01:11:14.000 Krungben.

01:11:15.000 Pinterest?

01:11:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:11:18.000 Well, let's see her.

01:11:19.000 She looks kind of like a chubby chubby chink. 1.00

01:11:24.000 Chubby chink. 1.00

01:11:25.000 I love chubby chinks, by the way. 1.00

01:11:27.000 The pictures are all fine.

01:11:28.000 Hey, can you get me a picture of her, please?

01:11:34.000 She looks fantastic.

01:11:36.000 But I'm not getting any meat here.

01:11:38.000 I can't see anything.

01:11:40.000 Look for her Instagram.

01:11:42.000 How come you can't find someone on the Go20 who's in a band?

01:11:45.000 Boom Zoom from Farmer's.

01:11:48.000 Oh, now we're cooking with gas.

01:11:49.000 Let's click on that one.

01:11:51.000 Zoom, zoom, zoom.

01:11:52.000 I love her fat legs. 1.00

01:11:54.000 Zoom, zoom, zoom. 0.87

01:11:56.000 Zooming.

01:11:58.000 Enhance, enhance.

01:11:59.000 Oh, my God, dude.

01:12:01.000 This is my favorite in a long time.

01:12:08.000 This one not so good.

01:12:08.000 Is it the bang?

01:12:09.000 Let me see.

01:12:10.000 That's way too close now.

01:12:10.000 I can't.

01:12:14.000 You always mention them bangs.

01:12:16.000 I like bangs.

01:12:17.000 She bang! 1.00

01:12:18.000 She bang! 1.00

01:12:19.000 She looks kind of old in that one.

01:12:21.000 Yeah.

01:12:22.000 She looks like a hot 40-year-old in that one. 1.00

01:12:24.000 Which isn't good if you're 25.

01:12:27.000 Oh, she looks terrible in this one.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, she shouldn't cut her hair that short.

01:12:29.000 Oh, my God.

01:12:34.000 She looks like shit. 1.00

01:12:36.000 What's that one? 1.00

01:12:37.000 What's that one you just passed?

01:12:38.000 Which one?

01:12:38.000 That one with the boobies.

01:12:41.000 What's that one?

01:12:41.000 That one you're on right now.

01:12:45.000 Are the shoes cropped?

01:12:46.000 Let me see the shoes.

01:12:46.000 They're cropped.

01:12:47.000 Oh, ladies, don't crop your fucking shoes. 1.00

01:12:49.000 You poy-voy. 1.00

01:12:50.000 I was...

01:12:53.000 Some guy was...

01:12:54.000 I think I was talking to...

01:12:58.000 But they said, you want to talk hot?

01:13:03.000 Then they sent me some chick, and I was like, no, not really.

01:13:06.000 The perfect, the most attractive a woman has ever gotten is just Google Lily Allen sailor suit. 1.00

01:13:13.000 And that is the biggest coconut smasher a woman can possibly be. 1.00

01:13:19.000 And this should be shown to gaze as conversion therapy.

01:13:25.000 Look at that.

01:13:27.000 I'm a sailor.

01:13:28.000 Why are all these pictures so small, Ryan? 1.00

01:13:30.000 It's duck-duck shit. 1.00

01:13:32.000 No, it's your settings, dumbass. 1.00

01:13:35.000 The pixels of that are over a thousand wide. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Look at that.

01:13:42.000 Tabernac de Calis modit kis.

01:13:46.000 There's others, too.

01:13:47.000 I mean, she's got her chin down there. 0.99

01:13:48.000 Keep going.

01:13:49.000 Did you put in sailor suit?

01:13:51.000 Yep.

01:13:52.000 There's another one there.

01:13:55.000 Oh.

01:13:58.000 You got to work on your settings.

01:13:59.000 Something's when I look up things in DuckDuckGo, look at that.

01:14:02.000 On DuckDuckGo?

01:14:04.000 Yeah, look at those legs. 1.00

01:14:06.000 Scroll down.

01:14:07.000 You're cropping the shoes.

01:14:08.000 Those look like Vivian Westwood or something.

01:14:11.000 I gotta get the shoe thing.

01:14:12.000 We talked about this during the movie that you know brands of the shoes and yeah?

01:14:17.000 And that's huh.

01:14:18.000 What is that to you?

01:14:19.000 Because Keith, Keith, the cop.

01:14:22.000 That always fascinated me.

01:14:23.000 I was like, do you know stuff about guy shoes? 0.96

01:14:25.000 He's like, no, I'm not a fag. 0.96

01:14:27.000 He knows everything about women's shoes. 1.00

01:14:29.000 Yeah, because we fuck them in those shoes. 1.00

01:14:31.000 I talk to Keith about shoes all the time. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Louis Vuitton. 0.97

01:14:34.000 Crazy. 0.96

01:14:35.000 Jimmy Chu. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

01:14:42.000 I love fucking with heels on. 1.00

01:14:43.000 This marker's dead. 1.00

01:14:45.000 Oh, man, don't throw it at me.

01:14:46.000 I'm drawing this.

01:14:47.000 I knew it. 0.98

01:14:48.000 I'm drawing this to save a black baby from dying. 0.83

01:14:52.000 So it's pretty important.

01:14:53.000 Do you have another one?

01:14:55.000 Let me see.

01:14:57.000 It's the get off my lawn ones.

01:14:59.000 Not over here, no.

01:15:00.000 I made 300.

01:15:02.000 Right before I got fired.

01:15:04.000 Right before I got fired, I made on my own dime a pen, CRTV, get off my lawn pen.

01:15:12.000 And the minimum you can do is 300.

01:15:14.000 You dumped them all over the desk.

01:15:16.000 It covered the entire desk.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, I did 300.

01:15:18.000 And they have none?

01:15:19.000 And then they switched to blades, and I went, guys, I just made these pens.

01:15:23.000 And they go, it does not matter.

01:15:24.000 You're fired.

01:15:26.000 Did you hear me say any of that?

01:15:27.000 A little bit.

01:15:28.000 All right, let's go to the next call.

01:15:30.000 All right, we're going to go to the caller area.

01:15:35.000 This is James Thomas.

01:15:39.000 Hello, how are you doing?

01:15:39.000 Hey, James, can you look in your...

01:15:45.000 Hey, James, what's going on?

01:15:48.000 What's going on?

01:15:48.000 How you doing?

01:15:49.000 Good.

01:15:51.000 Good.

01:15:51.000 Have you heard of the Regis Paquette case?

01:15:55.000 No.

01:15:56.000 Yeah, so it popped up last night, and it just goes to show how the media likes to twist everything.

01:16:02.000 I shouldn't say that preemptively, but basically what they're trying to claim is that the Toronto police essentially threw this suicidal girl who happened to be black off a 21-story building and caused her death.

01:16:16.000 Going crazy on Twitter.

01:16:18.000 And what's the incentive to do that? 0.99

01:16:20.000 They just hate blacks? 1.00

01:16:23.000 Yeah, it's clown world, man. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Especially up here in Canada. 0.95

01:16:27.000 I think it's kind of like that social imitation theory.

01:16:31.000 They see the riots happen the last couple of days, and we need to have our version somehow.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, I love that there's a Black Lives Matter in Toronto, the most diverse city in the world with zero history of racism.

01:16:45.000 I remember seeing Sammy Davis Jr., they would talk about going up to Canada, and they're like, it's so weird up there.

01:16:50.000 Everyone loves black people.

01:16:52.000 And for them to complain that they live in a racist hellhole, it's because they saw it on American TV. 0.91

01:16:59.000 No, exactly.

01:17:00.000 We just want to be Americans at heart.

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:03.000 All right, buddy.

01:17:04.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:08.000 Okay.

01:17:09.000 We got, oh, Brandon in Minneapolis.

01:17:13.000 Brandon?

01:17:14.000 Hey, Ed.

01:17:16.000 No, I'm not from Minneapolis. 1.00

01:17:17.000 I'm just an idiot in South Africa State. 1.00

01:17:18.000 Oh, man. 1.00

01:17:20.000 My question about that is what are the people's mentality of burning down their own city in some kind of a riot? 1.00

01:17:28.000 The way I look at it, say your dog shits in your house, then do you punish the dog or do you burn your fucking house to the ground? 1.00

01:17:36.000 It's just self-indulgence, isn't it, at the end of the day? 1.00

01:17:39.000 I mean, it's fun to smash windows.

01:17:41.000 So a riot starts, whether it has a good reason to start or not, doesn't really matter to them. 0.99

01:17:48.000 They don't really give a shit about racism and police. 0.98

01:17:51.000 Like, imagine it's quizzing these people about police tactics and the history of police training and what Happened with Sandra Bland and how many incidents police deal with a year. 0.99

01:18:04.000 Like, they don't know any of that. 0.99

01:18:05.000 They don't really care about any of this shit. 0.99

01:18:07.000 It's just fun, and you can get away with it. 1.00

01:18:10.000 That's the problem.

01:18:12.000 Don't look for logic.

01:18:15.000 And then I have one more question.

01:18:16.000 I know you're way better, like more traveled than me, and you've been more places. 0.98

01:18:22.000 In other countries, it's the same here that, you know, it's PC to fucking say African-American. 0.93

01:18:27.000 Do they like, in other countries, say, like, I'm African Chinese, or I'm African Mexican, or stuff like that? 1.00

01:18:34.000 Because everywhere, this bullshit is everywhere. 0.98

01:18:38.000 You know, when I was living in China, someone called me white and they were corrected by another Chinese person who said, actually, you'll say Western. 1.00

01:18:48.000 It's not white.

01:18:49.000 What's offensive to them?

01:18:50.000 I was like, no one asked me.

01:18:52.000 I didn't know that.

01:18:53.000 Okay, I'm western.

01:18:54.000 That sounds cooler.

01:18:56.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:19:00.000 Just fucking cut him off like a piece of garbage in the streets. 1.00

01:19:03.000 We got Kid Hilton. 1.00

01:19:06.000 And then we'll go back to the Discord.

01:19:08.000 It's taking a second.

01:19:10.000 Kid Hilton.

01:19:13.000 Hey.

01:19:14.000 Hey.

01:19:17.000 You have hurt me today.

01:19:18.000 You have hurt me today.

01:19:21.000 You let that Irish guy outdreamed you on that interview. 1.00

01:19:26.000 What the hell? 0.95

01:19:29.000 You just hurt me today by bringing that up. 0.98

01:19:36.000 We pre-recorded that.

01:19:37.000 It was noon.

01:19:41.000 You're Scottish and drunk by that time anyway.

01:19:44.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:19:47.000 I have no excuse.

01:19:49.000 You got me. 1.00

01:19:50.000 I fucked up and let a guy drink me under the table. 0.99

01:19:54.000 And people keep saying he was wasted and he was still making very salient points. 1.00

01:20:00.000 This fucker, I mean, he held his liquor good. 1.00

01:20:03.000 I had a cousin that couldn't do it that good. 1.00

01:20:07.000 And he was a shit face all the time. 1.00

01:20:09.000 Yeah, he had had that morning. 1.00

01:20:11.000 He social media out.

01:20:12.000 I don't know if it was Twitter or something.

01:20:13.000 The five shots of tequila he has every breakfast.

01:20:16.000 And you saw what he had done to that Jameson bottle.

01:20:18.000 It was massacred.

01:20:20.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:22.000 I think he drank the whole thing while he was sitting there talking to you. 1.00

01:20:25.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:20:26.000 Can you drink a whole bottle of whiskey? 1.00

01:20:26.000 I can't. 1.00

01:20:28.000 I cannot.

01:20:30.000 I can drink about a half of it.

01:20:32.000 Yeah.

01:20:34.000 Yeah, but I. I'll drink a half, and the next day is AIDS.

01:20:40.000 This is the day we interviewed him.

01:20:42.000 Later, man.

01:20:43.000 Later, dude.

01:20:44.000 Yeah, the breakfast at my favorite Mexican Bavarian Thai restaurant in Moscow.

01:20:49.000 He followed me on Instagram.

01:20:51.000 Oh, cool. 0.99

01:20:51.000 Fucking awesome. 0.99

01:20:52.000 Wait a minute. 0.99

01:20:53.000 I thought he was in hiding.

01:20:54.000 He puts out his location?

01:20:57.000 You know, that's what it says.

01:20:59.000 Remember when Vice accidentally doxed him?

01:21:02.000 They got an interview.

01:21:03.000 He was on the lamb from the police in Guatemala.

01:21:06.000 They took a picture.

01:21:07.000 It had a geotag on the picture.

01:21:09.000 Police are over in minutes.

01:21:10.000 Oh, my me.

01:21:11.000 You think that was an accident?

01:21:13.000 Yes.

01:21:14.000 Okay.

01:21:15.000 Get for a baby bra. 0.99

01:21:17.000 Hardy art.

01:21:21.000 Hello.

01:21:22.000 Hello.

01:21:23.000 Hello?

01:21:24.000 Hello.

01:21:26.000 Hello?

01:21:27.000 Yeah.

01:21:27.000 Can you hear me?

01:21:28.000 Can you hear us?

01:21:30.000 Hey.

01:21:31.000 So, yesterday, it was a great interview.

01:21:34.000 It sounded like you guys are interviewing an audiobook. 0.86

01:21:38.000 Guy is such a crazy personality.

01:21:42.000 I want to tell you about this art student that I've been following on Instagram.

01:21:46.000 I know her personally.

01:21:49.000 And her page is, if you want to pull it up, Monica 3-3.

01:21:56.000 You just broke up there.

01:21:57.000 Monica 3-3.

01:21:58.000 What?

01:21:59.000 Underscore Momo.

01:22:03.000 Momo.

01:22:04.000 Okay. 0.98

01:22:05.000 So she works for a dance company or she goes to school at one and she sucks at dancing.

01:22:13.000 So they gave her these, they gave everyone projects to go home with, I guess, for COVID.

01:22:20.000 And her project is basically growing all of her body hair out and like filming her hair coming out of her underwear and stuff. 0.98

01:22:30.000 You can see the whole thing.

01:22:31.000 You go to her page and then her highlighted story.

01:22:35.000 She calls it Wet Hairy Woman. 1.00

01:22:38.000 And it is disgusting if you go through it. 0.87

01:22:41.000 It's abhorrent. 0.99

01:22:42.000 And it's basically just her giving her, you know, she's just sacrificing her dignity and just becoming like a hairy porn star. 1.00

01:22:52.000 And it's just gross. 0.98

01:22:55.000 I wanted to see what you guys thought about it.

01:22:57.000 You know what it is?

01:22:58.000 Women love being self-indulgent and people looking at them and stuff. 1.00

01:23:02.000 And that's probably a natural genetic trait because it's trying to get enough suitors so you get the best one and then you breed better.

01:23:09.000 So they're like, look at me, look at me, lipstick on, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:12.000 And then with social media, it ends up more look at me, look at me.

01:23:16.000 And then college goes, I need maximum students. 0.98

01:23:21.000 I don't give a fuck about educating anyone. 0.72

01:23:23.000 I just want maximum students. 0.95

01:23:24.000 So what are these girls into? 1.00

01:23:26.000 Oh, they're into look at me, look at me stuff.

01:23:28.000 Okay, then let's have a class that's a look at me, look at me class.

01:23:32.000 And then they'll sign up and I'll get their money.

01:23:34.000 Okay.

01:23:35.000 So this class is her taking pictures of herself as she, what's something anyone can do?

01:23:42.000 Grow body hair?

01:23:45.000 Jalo.

01:23:45.000 Yeah.

01:23:46.000 Jalo.

01:23:47.000 It's an A. All right.

01:23:51.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:23:53.000 It's like a cult.

01:23:54.000 College is like a cult, huh?

01:23:55.000 Yeah, it really is.

01:23:56.000 Holy cannoli.

01:23:57.000 I've seen that happen with friends that I used to know, and it's just all this bitter hatreds towards men and white people. 0.98

01:24:04.000 Look how fat I am. 0.93

01:24:06.000 Like all those people rioting right now. 0.61

01:24:06.000 That's cool. 0.61

01:24:08.000 They're really just doing what their professors told them. 0.60

01:24:11.000 Sort of like that video we made last week with the guy with the African name who murdered that woman and shot two other girls because of white privilege.

01:24:18.000 And he said he learned that at Ohio State University.

01:24:23.000 That's an A plus.

01:24:25.000 Mike, calling.

01:24:27.000 He got an A for that murder.

01:24:30.000 Wow.

01:24:31.000 See that?

01:24:32.000 Hey, Ajindaway.

01:24:33.000 I know you already graduated, but I want you to know you just earned an honors in fighting white privilege.

01:24:38.000 We'll have a mural.

01:24:40.000 Mike, you there?

01:24:43.000 Yeah, hey, what's going on, guys?

01:24:45.000 I want to preface by saying I don't feel that a cop should kill anybody at all, any human being.

01:24:56.000 But the media never focuses on the welfare of cops. 0.98

01:25:01.000 And when you're getting shit on and risking your life every single day, are you not going to snap every now and then? 1.00

01:25:11.000 And I'm not saying you should murder anybody, but Jesus Christ, you know, throwing water on cops and stuff and calling them pigs and they should die. 1.00

01:25:20.000 Don't you get to a point where maybe you start to get a little pissed off a little bit? 0.99

01:25:25.000 Well, here's something that just leapt into my head like a cute frog.

01:25:30.000 Cops are in the hood all day, right?

01:25:33.000 They're in the ghetto.

01:25:34.000 And after a while, it becomes their culture.

01:25:37.000 That's their world, you know?

01:25:40.000 So they see that behavior. 1.00

01:25:44.000 If someone's fucking with you and someone is disrespecting you, then you fucking, you lay them out, motherfucker. 1.00

01:25:50.000 And after like 15 years of being in that all day, don't you start doing that? 1.00

01:25:54.000 Because that becomes your vocabulary.

01:25:56.000 So now, you know, they asked the cop what happened. 1.00

01:25:58.000 He's like, this motherfucker was fronting and he was bugging out. 1.00

01:26:01.000 So I just fucking took him out like a bitch. 1.00

01:26:04.000 They're like, that's not, that's how gangsters act. 1.00

01:26:06.000 You're not supposed to act like that.

01:26:08.000 He goes, oh, sorry.

01:26:09.000 I had Stockholm syndrome.

01:26:12.000 Yeah, but I mean, I know you're representing the cops and you should, you know, I mean, you should have some kind of civility to yourself.

01:26:22.000 I just made that word up.

01:26:27.000 But still, I mean, he's still a human being.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, and can we see what happened, please?

01:26:34.000 Like, they're saying no justice, no peace.

01:26:38.000 What justice?

01:26:39.000 He's under investigation.

01:26:43.000 They're getting their way.

01:26:45.000 Yeah.

01:26:46.000 All right.

01:26:47.000 Thanks for calling.

01:26:48.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:26:49.000 Thanks for calling.

01:26:50.000 Hilarious.

01:26:51.000 My daughter said that.

01:26:52.000 She goes, if I had a time machine, I would go back and erase every time that I said you too when waitresses said enjoy your meal.

01:27:01.000 And I'm like, so you got that from a meme.

01:27:04.000 Like, kids are saying these cute things these days.

01:27:07.000 Like it happened to them.

01:27:07.000 And it's, I'll go, oh, that's really, really witty, Johnny.

01:27:12.000 And then I'll look it up and it's some famous fucking thing. 0.98

01:27:15.000 It's a t-shirt. 0.98

01:27:16.000 I almost just typed in, thanks for calling, because I was trying to type in Twitter to show that Donald Trump posted, we're going to investigate this guy.

01:27:26.000 We're going to look into it.

01:27:27.000 And not only did that not appease black Twitter and folks that are pissed about this whole thing, but they were like, even he's admitting it. 0.82

01:27:36.000 This must be bad.

01:27:37.000 So it's like, he can't lose it. 0.87

01:27:39.000 Oh, so in their mind, he's a white supremacist. 0.84

01:27:43.000 And one of his many white supremacists got caught. 0.99

01:27:46.000 So now he's like, we got to cut him loose, man. 0.99

01:27:48.000 Yeah.

01:27:49.000 He's going to blow up our spots.

01:27:51.000 He's going to give us Nazis a bad name. 0.95

01:27:54.000 You give Nazis a bad name.

01:27:58.000 We'll go back to the Discord. 0.85

01:28:00.000 Hello.

01:28:02.000 Hello.

01:28:03.000 Hello?

01:28:04.000 Hello?

01:28:05.000 All right.

01:28:06.000 Next up, we got Lewis. 0.78

01:28:09.000 Hey, what's up, gays? 1.00

01:28:10.000 I mean, guys. 0.99

01:28:12.000 We're not in the fag zone. 0.86

01:28:13.000 We're at the studio. 0.98

01:28:14.000 There is no fag zone. 0.82

01:28:16.000 Oh. 0.93

01:28:16.000 Oh, I see. 0.93

01:28:17.000 It's a misunderstanding, I see.

01:28:20.000 Anyhow, I'll start off by saying shout out to Rats104.

01:28:26.000 He's one of the OG admins from Discord.

01:28:30.000 I guess a few months or years back.

01:28:32.000 Who knows?

01:28:33.000 Anyways, a week ago today was a meeting of the mines.

01:28:37.000 I accidentally met him so it was a kind of Does this story come with a care pill?

01:28:49.000 Because I got to take it. 0.98

01:28:51.000 And keep on trugging, rats. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Anyhow, I wanted to send the Discord and I sent Ryan a private message where I sent him an essay written by Prince Vince, also known as Vincent Gallo, who I think you're familiar with.

01:29:12.000 I hung out with him a couple of times.

01:29:16.000 So I just want to read out a few very short paragraphs here.

01:29:21.000 You could do one.

01:29:23.000 They're short, Gavin.

01:29:25.000 You're short.

01:29:28.000 And I urge everyone in Discord to listen to them or read it out.

01:29:33.000 Anyways, here he goes.

01:29:35.000 Almost everyone involved in cinema and arts believes group identity is most important.

01:29:42.000 I don't.

01:29:43.000 I hope my work is more interesting and more intelligent than I am.

01:29:48.000 Today, the liberal mainstreamers have tried to eliminate antagonism and instead have cultivated a weird friendliness toward cultural radicalism.

01:29:58.000 Cultural radicalism has become completely fashionable and is not part of the status quo.

01:30:03.000 I am not a provocateur.

01:30:05.000 All right, I do believe that.

01:30:06.000 We'll check it out.

01:30:07.000 Thank you for your recommendation.

01:30:09.000 Thanks for calling.

01:30:10.000 That sounds like a fun piece to read.

01:30:15.000 Okay, next up we got Lukese.

01:30:20.000 Am I live? 1.00

01:30:21.000 You're live, motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:23.000 All right, I apologize for that shitty call. 1.00

01:30:25.000 Gavin, quick question.

01:30:27.000 Which portion of the electromagnetic spectrum does the human eye detect?

01:30:31.000 Do you know that?

01:30:31.000 You remember that?

01:30:32.000 Yep.

01:30:33.000 Yep.

01:30:34.000 What's the circle equation format?

01:30:36.000 You remember that?

01:30:37.000 Yep.

01:30:38.000 You remember that?

01:30:39.000 You want a difference between the olfactory gland and the pineal gland?

01:30:44.000 Correct.

01:30:45.000 And the way you can find this is with the capillaries that come out of the thorax.

01:30:50.000 If you follow them, it's almost like follow the money.

01:30:53.000 You follow them, you see where the energy source is, and of course it comes fundamentally from all those blood cells that get caught up above the sinus cavities.

01:31:03.000 Okay, well, you're kind of killing my whole question here.

01:31:05.000 So, pretend you said no, pretend you said you forgot.

01:31:07.000 Okay, I forgot. 0.99

01:31:09.000 If that's the case, then why, which most people probably forget, except you know, me and you, who are above average intelligence, why are we paying teachers $60,000, $70,000, or $80,000 a year to teach us this shit? 0.99

01:31:22.000 I think it's pointless bullshit. 1.00

01:31:23.000 What you just said right now, the whole red blood thing, it's pointless bullshit. 1.00

01:31:27.000 I just made it up. 0.99

01:31:28.000 It wasn't true. 1.00

01:31:29.000 Yeah, it's pointless bullshit. 1.00

01:31:31.000 It's pointless bullshit. 1.00

01:31:32.000 You know, I was looking at my kid's homework the other day, and he's got to do a bunch of surface areas. 0.99

01:31:36.000 So it's like a trapezoid, and he has to break it into triangles and squares and get the surface area.

01:31:41.000 It's kind of good to know.

01:31:41.000 And I get that.

01:31:42.000 And then I was thinking, why is that good to know?

01:31:44.000 Well, for renting apartments or renting offices or studios, you want to know square footage and stuff.

01:31:50.000 So you kind of have to know that thing.

01:31:52.000 Okay, but let's just jump ahead to the getting an apartment, getting an office.

01:31:58.000 What if school was 100% things that I'm definitely going to use?

01:32:03.000 And like how to write a check, how to make spaghetti. 0.95

01:32:06.000 And then we go backwards from there and can get into the fucking perennial gland of the ocular nerve and all that shit once we know everything else. 0.88

01:32:14.000 But like how to invest, how much money you need, how much college debt could a person handle if they worked at this menial job? 0.93

01:32:23.000 What are the odds you'll be able to pay off the debt if you take speech pathology or something?

01:32:28.000 And the most important question.

01:32:31.000 Just doing anything. 0.99

01:32:33.000 Wouldn't that be cool if school was actual real shit? 0.99

01:32:36.000 It's this idea that if you cram facts into these kids' heads, pointless facts, it's just going to make them smarter and they're going to be better people because of it. 1.00

01:32:44.000 And it's bullshit, you know? 0.99

01:32:46.000 It's probably some loser in academia who came up with that idea. 1.00

01:32:49.000 Well, it's also, they're also fucking lazy. 1.00

01:32:52.000 And so they tell my daughter to watch The Help or some other fucking hidden figures. 0.99

01:32:59.000 That was my daughter's homework assignment to watch hidden figures. 0.99

01:33:02.000 Bullshit propaganda that pretends math janitors were actually crucial to NASA's survival. 0.97

01:33:10.000 That's also going to say. 1.00

01:33:11.000 Not only do teachers suck, but they're also lazy. 1.00

01:33:15.000 I'm a senior right now, and we're doing online school, obviously. 0.98

01:33:19.000 And we started out with busy work, as all teachers give.

01:33:23.000 Most schools are just busy work.

01:33:25.000 And now they move past that.

01:33:26.000 Now they're just linking us Khan Academy videos.

01:33:29.000 I don't know if you know what that is.

01:33:30.000 Your kids probably use it.

01:33:31.000 It's this Bill Gates-owned nonprofit thing that teaches you school subjects for free. 0.99

01:33:37.000 So teachers are literally just linking these videos of other teachers teaching their shit and they're getting paid for it. 0.99

01:33:43.000 Like this is fucking peak clown world, right? 1.00

01:33:45.000 It's fucking unbelievable. 0.99

01:33:47.000 You know, my three kids, they do these math questions and my youngest is seven, so it's like 15 minus three equals. 0.99

01:33:55.000 And then if he puts in 11, it doesn't go forward.

01:33:58.000 Then he puts in 12 and it goes forward.

01:34:00.000 So the teachers don't even see it.

01:34:02.000 They just, they get a, they get a notice when he's done.

01:34:06.000 And that's all three of my kids.

01:34:07.000 So from seven to 13, they're all doing these little things that where the computer is doing 100% of the teaching. 0.99

01:34:15.000 There's probably 30 kids in my school of 2,000 who actually give a shit what they're being taught. 0.95

01:34:21.000 Like if you, when class is over, you go to the cafeteria, they're all talking about like, you know, TikTok or video games or whatever. 0.99

01:34:26.000 And there's like maybe one table.

01:34:28.000 And sometimes I go to that table because I have an above average IQ.

01:34:31.000 And, you know, the smart kids get together and we talk about, you know, what we learned in history class.

01:34:35.000 You know, oh, what would happen if, you know, the Russian czar Nicholas II hadn't, you know, been executed?

01:34:41.000 Would the Soviet revolution happen?

01:34:43.000 Or, you know, is, you know, 109 countries just a coincidence or is the monarchy time to be abolished in Britain?

01:34:49.000 And we have these conversations, but it's 30 of us of 2,000.

01:34:53.000 30 of us.

01:34:54.000 You know what I would do if I was king of the world?

01:34:56.000 I would put a rope around you guys and then I would say to the rest of the entire cafeteria, okay, guys, class dismissed forever.

01:35:06.000 Forever.

01:35:07.000 And no, you stay here.

01:35:08.000 You guys stay here. 1.00

01:35:09.000 And we're wondering why we're shoving all these ADHD pills down our kids' throat because, you know, some psychologist says, well, look, you know, unfortunately, your energetic little 10-year-old boy would rather climb trees and play outside than sit still for three to four hours while some fat, roasty bitch pretends to teach him stuff. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Stay here. 1.00

01:35:28.000 So let me prescribe methamphetamine to your child, also known as Ritalin.

01:35:33.000 The only way that we can force this lie that 95% of the people who shouldn't be, the school is 95.5.

01:35:42.000 You and your friends, that's 5%.

01:35:44.000 They should stay there.

01:35:44.000 95% should be gone.

01:35:46.000 The only way we can force that genetic truth to be untrue is to get everyone high out of their fucking minds so they're staring at the teacher. 0.98

01:35:55.000 It's like something at a clockwork orange where they hold the eyes open at the end. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Dude, I grew up, I'm Gen Z, so I grew up in this whole, you know, this ADHD, this Riddle-In, what's the other fucking other one? 0.69

01:36:06.000 I was on all of this. 0.96

01:36:07.000 I don't know.

01:36:08.000 Yeah, my parents were duped into it.

01:36:10.000 You know, I think, you know, most of the kids in my school were on, and this is elementary school.

01:36:16.000 This is not even like high school where, you know, things start to get complicated.

01:36:19.000 This is like elementary. 0.99

01:36:20.000 This is, you know, this is addition, division, like simple shit. 0.99

01:36:24.000 And we're, and they're sticking this stuff on us. 0.99

01:36:26.000 They're sticking meth in our children so we can pay attention to this bullshit, this sitting in class for, you know, an hour, then a little, tiny little break, and then another hour for eight hours so we can learn this shit that we're all going to forget. 0.99

01:36:39.000 We're literally most of it, we're all going to forget. 1.00

01:36:41.000 I can't remember what we did in chemistry last year. 0.99

01:36:43.000 I can't fucking remember. 0.97

01:36:45.000 And here's another thing. 0.99

01:36:46.000 Adderall is a wild ride. 0.95

01:36:48.000 Like I'll take it some, if there's a week where I have to record like three shows a day because we're going away on vacation or something, I'll take it and I'm fucking high, like real high. 0.86

01:36:57.000 And then, and I take a quarter of a pill at 7 a.m. 0.77

01:37:01.000 By the time 10 p.m. rolls around, I have to drink half a bottle of bourbon to get to bed. 0.99

01:37:06.000 So these kids are doing like two full pills and they're fucking 11. 0.98

01:37:11.000 And these teach, the schools are saying, look, your son's doing badly, but if it's a mental disorder, then we can't penalize him because that's not the way life works. 1.00

01:37:21.000 And the mom goes, well, fuck. 1.00

01:37:22.000 Okay, let's find out if it's a mental disorder. 1.00

01:37:24.000 And they go, okay, take him to psychiatrist.

01:37:26.000 The psychiatrist says, yes, he has ADHD, but he has to go on speed.

01:37:30.000 And now the school goes, okay, good news.

01:37:32.000 We're not going to punish you anymore. 1.00

01:37:33.000 But of course, your son's a fucking squeaker. 1.00

01:37:37.000 Yeah, you were in retard class, right, for your years in high school. 1.00

01:37:41.000 So you got the same degree, like the same diploma that a regular kid would do, even though you were in all the retard class and you weren't learning the same thing that that other kid did. 0.99

01:37:51.000 However, you two had the same diploma. 0.99

01:37:53.000 So what the fuck did you really learn? 0.99

01:37:55.000 Yeah, good point. 0.99

01:37:56.000 Well, what they really did was most of those kids failed.

01:37:59.000 So I would, they would have like a 17 in math and they'd get an F. So it's, but yeah, you're right.

01:38:06.000 The way they taught the class, they couldn't teach at a normal level, right?

01:38:06.000 You're right.

01:38:10.000 Because kids would just get lost.

01:38:11.000 So the class went very slow. 0.99

01:38:13.000 My grades were really good in that class because I was like, shit, the guy was talking in slow motion the whole time. 0.94

01:38:20.000 Anyway, thanks for calling. 0.96

01:38:21.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:38:22.000 Yeah, take care, bud.

01:38:23.000 All right, we'll go back to the call calls.

01:38:28.000 I feel like this, I just did this.

01:38:30.000 I feel like this is going to sell well on the charity site, which is done now, right?

01:38:34.000 I believe it is.

01:38:36.000 Yeah, it's 10.30?

01:38:38.000 10.40?

01:38:40.000 Wow.

01:38:40.000 That is a success.

01:38:42.000 We're going to keep doing this.

01:38:44.000 This is fun.

01:38:46.000 And I like it.

01:38:46.000 I could just pay out of my own bank account, but I like it better that it's a lot of people getting involved because it shows support.

01:38:53.000 And I think that means a lot more to John and Max than just one philanthropist.

01:38:58.000 Hey, somebody suggested, what if you do, you know, cheaper prints?

01:39:03.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:39:04.000 Or I can color them up if they want color prints.

01:39:06.000 Like this one, we could color in and then make it a print like, what's his name?

01:39:10.000 Ben Garrison does.

01:39:12.000 Or stickers?

01:39:15.000 Or tattoos, facial tattoos.

01:39:17.000 Oh, my God.

01:39:19.000 You can get this tattooed on your face.

01:39:21.000 I don't know if that would look bad or not.

01:39:23.000 Like on your cheek or your face. 0.99

01:39:24.000 I saw a fucking dude once who got glasses tattooed to his face. 0.99

01:39:29.000 And I'm like, that's funny. 1.00

01:39:32.000 For a week?

01:39:33.000 Yeah, that's... 1.00

01:39:36.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:39:37.000 That's a different guy. 1.00

01:39:38.000 There's so many.

01:39:39.000 Yeah, it's a yeah, that's the guy I think.

01:39:41.000 Yeah, the redhead is the one that I had seen before. 0.87

01:39:44.000 Dude, what? 1.00

01:39:45.000 That guy's just a crazy old bum. 1.00

01:39:47.000 That's probably in fucking Serbia. 1.00

01:39:49.000 But that dude with the neck tattoo, really? 0.99

01:39:52.000 What have you done?

01:39:55.000 I wonder where is he today?

01:39:57.000 Yeah.

01:39:58.000 People with facial tattoos tend not to do too well.

01:40:00.000 Hiding.

01:40:01.000 Wait, go back up.

01:40:02.000 Can we track him down?

01:40:04.000 No, click on that link.

01:40:05.000 Okay.

01:40:06.000 Maybe you can find his name. 0.94

01:40:07.000 That's damn cool pictures. 0.64

01:40:08.000 I think there's an article about the guy. 0.97

01:40:11.000 Let's see.

01:40:11.000 No, totally.

01:40:12.000 Did this man really get a tattoo?

01:40:14.000 There we go.

01:40:16.000 I'll look that up.

01:40:17.000 We'll take another caller in the meantime.

01:40:19.000 This guy's from Minneapolis, Doug.

01:40:22.000 Hey, thanks for letting me call.

01:40:24.000 You're welcome.

01:40:27.000 So, Ryan, can you pull up the front page of the Daily Mail right now?

01:40:31.000 Sure.

01:40:33.000 So I'm in Minneapolis right now, and I just got back from kind of seeing the craziness.

01:40:39.000 There's basically two protests going on.

01:40:43.000 There's the downtown one and the kind of like late street one, which is where you're seeing all the fires and things like that. 0.98

01:40:53.000 The downtown one was just your balls. 0.99

01:40:57.000 You're boomer-angry women liberals. 1.00

01:41:00.000 Like they're not going to the main one and they're just kind of marching around and doing the chance and all cops are bastards and things like that. 0.99

01:41:09.000 That sounds like what's going on in New York today. 0.94

01:41:12.000 Yeah.

01:41:13.000 No fires.

01:41:14.000 Just people bitching. 1.00

01:41:16.000 They're Instagramming it.

01:41:17.000 They're tagging themselves.

01:41:18.000 And they're doing this just to be seen.

01:41:21.000 But yeah, so you have the daily mail article up.

01:41:25.000 I think, Gavin, you were the person that I heard first that kind of quoted this, like, what if he OD'd?

01:41:30.000 Yeah.

01:41:31.000 And that's kind of looking like the way they're kind of hinting this and not releasing any information.

01:41:40.000 That's what I'm kind of thinking about.

01:41:42.000 Like, what if he was on crack and he was so high that while panicking with the adrenaline of getting arrested, he had a heart attack and died.

01:41:52.000 Or if he had drugs on him and he tried to swallow them, right?

01:41:56.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:41:58.000 Yeah, and if this guy was just, it was just a forgery charge and this cop's a racist asshole who pressed his knee in his neck, he's going to fucking prison. 1.00

01:42:07.000 I mean, it happens all the time. 1.00

01:42:09.000 There's this myth that cops get away with murder.

01:42:11.000 They don't.

01:42:12.000 They get away when they're innocent. 1.00

01:42:14.000 Rodney King was acting like a fucking asshole and could not be subdued. 1.00

01:42:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:42:22.000 And I'm afraid that that situation is going to play out here and it's just going to get worse.

01:42:28.000 But you know what's funny?

01:42:29.000 Say we find out that he was a drug addict and he OD'd or something.

01:42:34.000 I guarantee you that won't go in the news.

01:42:36.000 That doesn't fit the narrative.

01:42:37.000 It'll be forgotten.

01:42:38.000 And this case will go down in history, no matter what the truth is.

01:42:41.000 This case will go down in history as a racist, murderous cop murdered a guy for fun.

01:42:47.000 Yep, you're completely right.

01:42:49.000 All right.

01:42:50.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:52.000 That guy with the tattoos on the glasses on the face?

01:42:55.000 Yeah.

01:42:56.000 It was a publicity stunt for Ray-Ben.

01:42:59.000 Oh, so they fake that.

01:43:03.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:43:05.000 So what you do is you do it with marker, but then you add red around the edge of the thing to make...

01:43:16.000 be way redder.

01:43:22.000 Yeah, no way.

01:43:24.000 No way.

01:43:25.000 Yeah, right.

01:43:27.000 Okay, we got James.

01:43:32.000 And we got James.

01:43:34.000 Hey, James.

01:43:35.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:43:37.000 I have a quick question for you.

01:43:40.000 Been really wanting your take on this.

01:43:42.000 I have a 24-year-old brother, and he recently got in a relationship with a 32-year-old woman with three kids.

01:43:53.000 And I guess my question to you is, what would your reaction be if you were in that situation?

01:43:59.000 If You had a brother, is it live and let live?

01:44:02.000 Or, you know, I guess I'm just looking for your fake on that.

01:44:06.000 Yeah, I tried. 0.99

01:44:07.000 My brother was dating a fucking psycho for a while, and I tried to get involved, and he kept going back with her. 0.99

01:44:14.000 And all that happened was the fact that he knew that I don't approve means he would call me back less and text me less because he didn't want to have to talk about it and deal with my bullshit. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Not in an angry way, just like imagine I was Jordan Peterson and he had a dirty room. 0.93

01:44:32.000 And he'd be like, I don't want to talk to Jordan because I don't want to hear him about how I have to clean my room.

01:44:37.000 So I wouldn't get involved.

01:44:38.000 You tell him the truth.

01:44:40.000 He's not your son.

01:44:41.000 He's your brother. 1.00

01:44:42.000 You tell him the truth, which is you're fucking up. 1.00

01:44:44.000 She's getting old. 1.00

01:44:46.000 I know blowjobs feel good. 0.99

01:44:47.000 I don't know what particular tricks she's doing and licking the balls or whatever, but you can find that in a lot of other places. 1.00

01:44:55.000 If this is just for fun and you're going to leave her in a while, okay, I guess whatever floats your boat, but you can do way better than this. 0.99

01:45:06.000 You can get a 21-year-old when you're 32 and have fucking seven kids. 0.98

01:45:14.000 I think it has to do with possibly low self-esteem. 0.98

01:45:18.000 You know, that's kind of, I told him all this and he didn't want to hear it.

01:45:22.000 And the calls and texts did diminish quite a bit.

01:45:26.000 So I think you're absolutely right.

01:45:28.000 I'm just going to leave that alone.

01:45:30.000 Yeah, I would say, look, you're my brother.

01:45:32.000 I love you more than anything.

01:45:34.000 I support you in whatever you do.

01:45:35.000 I've said my piece.

01:45:36.000 I'm never going to say it again.

01:45:38.000 I wish you the best of luck.

01:45:39.000 Let's go get a beer.

01:45:42.000 Sure, sure.

01:45:43.000 Hey, I had one last thing to say.

01:45:45.000 I guess this is a question.

01:45:48.000 My wife, she's been wearing skates to bed. 1.00

01:45:52.000 I find it really awkward, but then it turned out she wanted to fuck me with the wheels on. 1.00

01:46:00.000 Let me fuck you with my wheels on. 1.00

01:46:03.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:46:04.000 And keep doing what you're doing, sir.

01:46:05.000 Right on, dude.

01:46:07.000 All right, we'll go one more of this.

01:46:09.000 I missed that joke, by the way.

01:46:10.000 She's bringing what?

01:46:11.000 A skateboard to bed?

01:46:12.000 Skates.

01:46:12.000 Oh, skates.

01:46:14.000 You got to say roller skates to make that joke work.

01:46:15.000 Yeah.

01:46:16.000 Because people think of ice skates, especially as Canadians.

01:46:19.000 Just like that invention that you pitched for Shark Tank, the helmet with lights.

01:46:24.000 What was that?

01:46:25.000 Helmet with lice?

01:46:27.000 They keep thinking that you're.

01:46:28.000 Oh, yeah, that was a good joke.

01:46:30.000 We should do that.

01:46:31.000 Remember you were saying we could do Shark Tank with the green screen?

01:46:34.000 Yes.

01:46:34.000 We should do that.

01:46:35.000 I can't wait.

01:46:35.000 It's a helmet with lice.

01:46:39.000 Because a huge part of the joke is them saying, a helmet with lights?

01:46:42.000 I don't know if it's like lights.

01:46:44.000 Yeah, a helmet with lice.

01:46:45.000 What he could do, if they have a guest millionaire, I could put myself in the seat.

01:46:51.000 Or there could be some back and forth.

01:46:54.000 As long as I have the seven horsemen.

01:46:55.000 I wish I knew one of them.

01:46:56.000 Because all you need to make that whole sketch worth it is for one of them to say, are you saying lice or lights?

01:47:02.000 That's all you need.

01:47:03.000 The rest, you could just have them saying, well, how much have you made a year?

01:47:10.000 Helmet lights.

01:47:11.000 A helmet with lights. 1.00

01:47:12.000 Stupid and hilarious. 1.00

01:47:13.000 608. 1.00

01:47:14.000 I forgot about that.

01:47:16.000 How's it going?

01:47:17.000 Hello.

01:47:17.000 Hello?

01:47:20.000 Hey, John.

01:47:22.000 Hello.

01:47:24.000 Dude.

01:47:25.000 So I was talking to my wife the other day.

01:47:29.000 I'm getting kind of pissed, and I don't necessarily, like, I hate that you have to preface everything by saying you're not racist.

01:47:37.000 I'm not to be racist.

01:47:40.000 I know, because it's like, but here's the thing.

01:47:43.000 Like, so I've been telling my wife, like, talking about the shooting or whatever that happened.

01:47:47.000 Like, I don't know if you guys remember Duncan Socrates, was it Lemp?

01:47:54.000 That got shot by police in Maryland back in March.

01:47:57.000 A white guy just got shot while he was sleeping on his couch. 0.99

01:48:00.000 Nobody gives a shit about that. 1.00

01:48:02.000 It's like, I was talking to my wife, and obviously nothing against any races or whatever, but the black community doesn't give a shit that that white guy got shot. 1.00

01:48:12.000 It's like, why does everybody always have to care when it's one race or the other? 1.00

01:48:16.000 Yeah, no one shit. 1.00

01:48:18.000 Well, their hypothesis is that the cops who shot that white guy are just stupid cops that fucked up, but there are police who hate black people and murder them for sport. 1.00

01:48:30.000 And that's a crazy hypothesis. 1.00

01:48:33.000 It's an apocalyptic hypothesis. 1.00

01:48:35.000 So you assume that these people are fucking research experts. 0.99

01:48:40.000 Like they must be. 0.99

01:48:40.000 If I heard that teachers in public schools in America regularly fuck kids, I would be ripping my hair out, like on the computer, going to interview them, calling private detectives, like interview, like it would become my life's mission to find out what is going on with this. 0.99

01:48:56.000 Is it true? 0.99

01:48:57.000 What states does it happen in?

01:48:59.000 But they're not.

01:49:00.000 They're just there for the riot, and then they're not part of the discussion anymore.

01:49:03.000 So they don't really care.

01:49:05.000 In other words, they're wasting our time.

01:49:09.000 But like, in the same regard, like, why do we have to care?

01:49:12.000 You know, I care if it's a white person, black person, Asian.

01:49:15.000 I care it's a human being, but why do they make us care about blacks only, really?

01:49:21.000 You know what I mean?

01:49:22.000 Yeah, and why? 0.97

01:49:26.000 Why was Jaden Hayden allowed to beat the living shit out of senior citizens with not a blip in the media? 0.97

01:49:32.000 Not a blip. 0.99

01:49:33.000 Exactly.

01:49:34.000 They don't care.

01:49:35.000 They got us right where they want us.

01:49:37.000 Yeah.

01:49:37.000 All right.

01:49:38.000 Thanks for calling. 0.97

01:49:40.000 Seems like Black Lives Matter people don't even care about other races like Latinos or anything. 0.98

01:49:45.000 No, they don't care. 1.00

01:49:47.000 If a black guy went in to a black party and shot everyone there, they wouldn't. 1.00

01:49:53.000 It's probably happened. 0.99

01:49:54.000 Yeah, it's a Snooze Fest.

01:49:55.000 How many people die a day?

01:49:56.000 That should be on the eraser board. 1.00

01:49:58.000 I think it's 20 blacks get killed by blacks every fucking day. 1.00

01:50:02.000 It's quiet. 1.00

01:50:03.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for everybody.

01:50:05.000 Okay, Discord.

01:50:10.000 Discord.

01:50:11.000 Oh, that's my bad.

01:50:12.000 Discord.

01:50:13.000 Discord.

01:50:14.000 All right.

01:50:14.000 Hello.

01:50:16.000 All right.

01:50:16.000 Next up, we got Steve.

01:50:20.000 Hey, G Dog, what's going on?

01:50:22.000 Yo, what's up, man?

01:50:23.000 How you doing?

01:50:24.000 You bugging?

01:50:26.000 You know, just kicking back a couple of these Britowskis here. 1.00

01:50:31.000 A lot of shit going on. 1.00

01:50:32.000 A lot of racial shit is burning out there, son. 1.00

01:50:35.000 It's burning. 1.00

01:50:37.000 Actually, that's what I wanted to.

01:50:39.000 I had a question comment about this whole George Floyd thing.

01:50:45.000 So it seems to me like anytime something like this happens, there's this sort of like perverted wish fulfillment from like the media and just people on social media that like, thank God, something truly terrible has happened.

01:51:01.000 And now we can just become these giant virtue signalers and just, I don't know how to explain it.

01:51:08.000 No, it's almost like the stock market.

01:51:09.000 Like they're in the, they're those guys in the, in, in Wall Street with those blue shirts on with the name thing.

01:51:15.000 They're like, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell.

01:51:17.000 So they get something and they go, this looks like a good stock.

01:51:20.000 This looks like a good race hate crime stock. 1.00

01:51:23.000 Let's get just what you want to hear the story behind the stock?

01:51:26.000 No, buy, buy, buy.

01:51:28.000 Go, go, go.

01:51:30.000 And it was the same with Heather Heyer.

01:51:33.000 You know for a fact that when she was killed, large swaths of the left went, yes, yes, we have our murder, boys.

01:51:46.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:51:47.000 To me, it's just really kind of reprehensible that they just kind of prey on these type of events to happen.

01:51:54.000 Like, all the facts aren't out yet.

01:51:57.000 Like, we don't know what happened, but if this was a white guy being held down like that, there would just be crickets.

01:52:04.000 Yeah, totally. 0.96

01:52:06.000 Well, it's all about swing states, and it's all about getting blacks angry enough to vote. 0.95

01:52:11.000 And I think that's immoral. 0.58

01:52:13.000 All right, buddy, thanks for coming.

01:52:16.000 Okay, no, go ahead.

01:52:18.000 You there?

01:52:18.000 Yep.

01:52:19.000 Oh, two quick things.

01:52:21.000 I didn't know if you know this, but Charles Murray has a new book out.

01:52:25.000 I just picked it up.

01:52:26.000 It's the Human Diversity.

01:52:29.000 It's the biology of gender, race, and class. 0.99

01:52:33.000 I'm halfway through it. 0.97

01:52:34.000 And if anyone wants really solid ammunition to go against anybody in a debate, it's a fucking amazing book. 0.96

01:52:43.000 He's the best. 0.97

01:52:45.000 It sounds dangerous.

01:52:47.000 It's very dangerous. 1.00

01:52:50.000 A lot of racist shit. 1.00

01:52:52.000 Is there like a DNA code on there? 1.00

01:52:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:55.000 Yeah.

01:52:57.000 That's cool.

01:52:58.000 It's pretty technical, though.

01:53:00.000 There's a lot of jargon with the genetic chapter.

01:53:02.000 Yeah, but so is the bell curve.

01:53:04.000 So is coming apart.

01:53:05.000 So is everything he writes.

01:53:07.000 And if you have a problem with him, then go debate him or show me where his book is wrong.

01:53:14.000 Exactly.

01:53:15.000 Also, I have a 10.

01:53:16.000 I think I have a 10.

01:53:17.000 Her name is Antoineta Collins.

01:53:19.000 She's a sports center anchor. 0.53

01:53:22.000 All right.

01:53:23.000 You understand that we're using Lily Allen in a sailor suit as our base.

01:53:28.000 Not our base, but our metric.

01:53:31.000 I think you'll like this one.

01:53:32.000 She's Mexican-American, so. 1.00

01:53:34.000 I like those.

01:53:35.000 All right.

01:53:35.000 So what's her name?

01:53:36.000 You got her?

01:53:36.000 Hola Chicanos.

01:53:39.000 She's pretty good.

01:53:40.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:53:42.000 All right.

01:53:42.000 See ya.

01:53:43.000 Later.

01:53:44.000 Later, days.

01:53:46.000 Later.

01:53:46.000 Wait, let me see her.

01:53:50.000 What is it about us men where when we see newscasters, we give them like an extra two points?

01:53:57.000 I have one theory is, well, for me anyway, I'm usually in the pub at happy hour.

01:54:02.000 So the news is on on the TV and I've got a buzz, which is like beer goggles. 0.99

01:54:08.000 So I'm just like, she's fucking an angel. 1.00

01:54:11.000 She's an angel. 1.00

01:54:14.000 The other theory is that she seems really put together.

01:54:18.000 Like, obviously she's dressed up for the news, but she also seems to have got her own thing going on.

01:54:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:23.000 That's another line from Gary Coleman on Arsenio.

01:54:28.000 He said, I'm looking for a girl who's got her own thing going on. 1.00

01:54:35.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:54:37.000 He said, I want to be a businessman.

01:54:40.000 And he said, look, I don't mind spending money, going out on a date, but I want a little something, something when it's time for me.

01:54:51.000 A little kiss and tell.

01:54:54.000 I like a little reciprocation.

01:54:56.000 So I'll buy you flowers and dinner if you blow me.

01:54:59.000 Hilarious. 1.00

01:55:01.000 And then he ends up finding a girl who throws him down the fucking stairs. 0.99

01:55:04.000 No riots in the streets for that? 1.00

01:55:06.000 Yeah.

01:55:06.000 What about Gary Coleman?

01:55:08.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:55:09.000 That was a murder? 1.00

01:55:10.000 Yeah.

01:55:12.000 All right, let's do another one.

01:55:13.000 We should call the Discord something cool. 0.96

01:55:14.000 So like instead of the calls, we go like to our fucking, you know? 1.00

01:55:18.000 The fuck hut. 1.00

01:55:19.000 Okay, fuck hut. 1.00

01:55:21.000 Back to you, fuck hut. 1.00

01:55:23.000 We call it the cord, but. 1.00

01:55:24.000 The cord.

01:55:25.000 That's fine, too.

01:55:26.000 That's very high school.

01:55:27.000 It sounds like a smoking section of a high school. 0.99

01:55:30.000 You want to go fucking smoke a dart over in the cord? 0.99

01:55:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:34.000 I like the fuck hut. 1.00

01:55:35.000 That sounds fantastic. 1.00

01:55:36.000 Fuck hut. 1.00

01:55:37.000 Fuck cut. 1.00

01:55:38.000 Sorry, with a Scottish accent, it sounds a little too harsh. 1.00

01:55:40.000 Yeah, that's that.

01:55:41.000 My ears feel like someone just stabbed them with an X-Acto knife.

01:55:44.000 Like, you just made up a pejorative, basically. 1.00

01:55:47.000 I like the fuck cut. 1.00

01:55:49.000 You fucking funny. 1.00

01:55:50.000 I'm putting the fuck up with my heels on. 1.00

01:55:53.000 All right, Michael, you are on. 0.97

01:55:56.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:55:57.000 Hey, man.

01:55:58.000 Mikey! 0.65

01:55:59.000 Ah, that's me.

01:56:01.000 Selling crack.

01:56:02.000 So I wanted to ask you this question a couple weeks ago, but I didn't get the chance.

01:56:06.000 I hope it's not ancient Chinese secret.

01:56:09.000 Rather, not question, but run by my highest about Waco.

01:56:13.000 Oh, yeah?

01:56:15.000 So you had mentioned, you know, you suspected the angle of the propaganda.

01:56:19.000 I think we can all be honest that it's just propaganda, that whole series, riveting as it was. 0.99

01:56:25.000 You suggested that the angle was that they wanted to make us like, oh, the FBI might fuck up, so you better be especially careful because they'll just kill you all. 0.99

01:56:34.000 Yeah, right. 0.99

01:56:35.000 That's the best I could come up with because the government looks really bad in that.

01:56:38.000 And Netflix is government propaganda for Obama.

01:56:42.000 Right.

01:56:42.000 I mean, it's owned by Obama, right?

01:56:43.000 It's Obama's Netflix at this point.

01:56:46.000 Yeah.

01:56:46.000 So I had the same like, you know, while I'm watching it, I was like flabbergasted, like, how, why is Obama's Netflix telling us this story in this way?

01:56:55.000 This is kind of like unprecedented. 0.98

01:56:57.000 I've never seen the mainstream media just portray the government as just such a, you know, fucking train wreck. 0.97

01:57:03.000 Yeah, this was like one of their worst moments. 0.99

01:57:06.000 Exactly. 0.99

01:57:06.000 I'm like, this is ridiculous. 0.99

01:57:07.000 And, you know, I was a toddler when Waco happened. 0.86

01:57:10.000 I didn't know much about it.

01:57:11.000 I only heard about Waco from my parents who are, you know, they're pretty cool. 0.61

01:57:15.000 And they told me about Waco when Janet Reno was doing the whole Ellian Gonzalez bullshit. 0.88

01:57:22.000 Okay. 0.63

01:57:22.000 So I'm watching Waco and I'm like, where's Janet Reno? 0.63

01:57:25.000 Through the whole series, I'm like, wait, I thought this was like a Janet Reno Bill Clinton, like, you know, massacre of people. 0.99

01:57:30.000 Where the fuck is she? 0.99

01:57:32.000 Only in the very end of the fucking series. 1.00

01:57:35.000 And like, there's like 30 seconds of Janet Reno in which the mean FBI guy just lies to her and she just like, you know, makes like a, you know, a judgment based on that. 0.93

01:57:46.000 Only government official in the entire series who's portrayed as just, you know, competent and, you know, doing the right thing as far as she sees it to be.

01:57:56.000 Like she doesn't deal with any kind of dilemma.

01:57:58.000 It's just Janet Reno right there being like, you know, a good person.

01:58:02.000 The only one in the whole series to display that way.

01:58:04.000 I think the point of the propaganda is to revise the history to take out the culpability of Janet Reno and by, you know, and by proxy, Bill Clinton.

01:58:15.000 So the story, you know, moving forward, because every millennial, you know, even people my age and people younger than me are just going to know Waco by that series.

01:58:24.000 And they're going to have no idea that Janet Reno and Bill Clinton, you know, had a lot more to do with it than it appears they did in the show.

01:58:31.000 Yeah, that's a really good theory.

01:58:33.000 That makes a lot more sense than anything I could come up with.

01:58:37.000 They're just taking Obama is slowly going through history and he is taking his friends and allies out of various historical events.

01:58:49.000 Exactly.

01:58:49.000 Yeah, it's just revisionist history.

01:58:51.000 They have anybody who's tuning into Netflix is already, I mean, you know, they're going to accept whatever the narrative presented to them is for the most part.

01:58:58.000 Yeah, like the Central Park V, when they see us. 0.98

01:59:02.000 You know, we just ignore this woman who, the woman who was raped by the Central Park V, her job now mostly is she goes to medical conventions and she talks to neurosurgeons about her battered fucking brain and how this piece of mush slowly rebuilt itself and now she can speak English again. 0.99

01:59:25.000 I mean, it's really sickening, though, the lengths that they'll go through to just, I mean, it's really just to defend their communist agenda at the end of the day. 0.95

01:59:35.000 It's you know, these people got slaughtered in Waco and the Central Park V and everything, and they're just focused on rewriting the history to make sure that their hands are clean, that their hands are washed.

01:59:47.000 You know what I find particularly disturbing about it, too, is how easy it is.

01:59:51.000 Like, Al Jazeera changes their name to AJ Plus.

01:59:55.000 They have some comedian come on and tell us that to criticize George Soros is anti-Semitic, and everyone just goes, yep, okay, I saw it in a Facebook video.

02:00:05.000 It's a fact.

02:00:06.000 Right, yeah.

02:00:08.000 It's anti-Semitic to criticize. 0.98

02:00:09.000 Like, I mean, I fucking, you know, I love so many Jewish people. 0.98

02:00:12.000 I have, you know, them in my family. 0.99

02:00:13.000 They're great.

02:00:14.000 But God forbid you criticize somebody who's Jewish.

02:00:17.000 Of course, when you're talking to somebody who's not, and they're going to say you're anti-Semitic because they've consumed all the propaganda that tells them XYZ about anybody who says these things about these people.

02:00:27.000 And he's insanity.

02:00:28.000 He's an atheist. 0.97

02:00:30.000 All right.

02:00:31.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:31.000 Well, that's a whole nother thing.

02:00:33.000 Yeah, well, we'll know for sure.

02:00:36.000 I will consider my theory vindicated when they make the Ellian Gonzalez Netflix series.

02:00:40.000 Yeah.

02:00:42.000 All right.

02:00:42.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:43.000 Thanks, guys.

02:00:44.000 Love you.

02:00:45.000 They're going to do a Netflix series where Monica Lewinsky rapes Bill Clinton.

02:00:49.000 Right.

02:00:50.000 And he's crying the whole time.

02:00:52.000 Stop, stop.

02:00:53.000 Hey, that's my cigar.

02:00:55.000 Why are you doing this?

02:00:57.000 I was going to smoke. 1.00

02:00:58.000 Shut up, motherfucker. 1.00

02:01:02.000 You're so strong. 1.00

02:01:04.000 We got Mike.

02:01:08.000 What's up, guys?

02:01:09.000 Hey, man.

02:01:11.000 How are you guys doing?

02:01:12.000 Pretty good.

02:01:12.000 How are you?

02:01:13.000 Good, good.

02:01:15.000 So I am calling.

02:01:16.000 I don't know if it's for advice or what, but at the point where I'm 40 years old, dating has been like hit and missed every time.

02:01:27.000 I've listened to your show for long enough years. 0.98

02:01:29.000 And like, you know, you always talk about like if a girl breaks it off, dude, fucking cut it. 0.99

02:01:34.000 Don't text her. 1.00

02:01:35.000 All that shit. 1.00

02:01:36.000 But I keep going back and doing that shit. 1.00

02:01:39.000 And I fucking shit help her. 1.00

02:01:41.000 Delete her number. 1.00

02:01:44.000 Yeah, dude, I've done that. 1.00

02:01:45.000 And then I go on fucking Verivan and look up the fucking number. 1.00

02:01:48.000 I'm like, fucking psychopath, dude. 1.00

02:01:50.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:01:51.000 Mikey.

02:01:53.000 I would score myself around eight, maybe a mid-seven.

02:01:57.000 But I date above.

02:01:57.000 You know, I'll date like, I think high eight.

02:02:00.000 And so I'd like to, I mean, I date younger women and I want to have kids.

02:02:03.000 And so I date around like 28, you know, 30 years old.

02:02:07.000 And even if you were to get her back, even if there was a hope of that, which there isn't, the only way to get her back would be to ignore her.

02:02:16.000 And then she hasn't spoken to you in three months. 0.99

02:02:18.000 You didn't do any of this pussy shit, which may have already ruined it for you. 1.00

02:02:21.000 And then she sees, I don't know, an inside joke you guys had like, they're great. 1.00

02:02:25.000 And she texts you like, hey, you saw Tony the Tiger in Delaware.

02:02:30.000 Then you're back in.

02:02:32.000 But the only way you can ever, ever get back in is to distance.

02:02:37.000 I say just forget her, dude. 1.00

02:02:39.000 And if you want a bright future with pussy, you have to be horny. 1.00

02:02:43.000 And the only way you stay horny is to quit porn. 1.00

02:02:49.000 Yeah, no, that's, I mean, that's a problem, too. 1.00

02:02:50.000 I mean, like, I've hung out with Proud Boys and that shit. 0.85

02:02:53.000 I didn't join like four years ago. 0.92

02:02:54.000 I didn't want to get fired because I do like my job.

02:02:57.000 I mean, if it came down to it, my principal comes first.

02:03:00.000 But I was, I mean, that's on my mind. 0.99

02:03:02.000 I'm like, well, I love jerking off. 1.00

02:03:04.000 You know, it's like, fuck. 1.00

02:03:05.000 Yeah, it feels good. 1.00

02:03:07.000 It hasn't gotten the way of me getting laid.

02:03:10.000 It just, what happens when you don't beat off and you don't watch porn is you're lying in bed and or you're in a couch and then someone calls and says, hey, there's a party at Janet's house.

02:03:21.000 And normally you go, sorry, man, I'm beat. 1.00

02:03:22.000 But your arm just goes, I'll eat your ass. 1.00

02:03:26.000 And you weekend at Bernie's your way over there. 1.00

02:03:29.000 Yeah.

02:03:30.000 All right, buddy, stop calling her.

02:03:32.000 We wish you nothing but the best.

02:03:33.000 We got to go.

02:03:34.000 Thank you for calling.

02:03:35.000 No.

02:03:35.000 Just leave.

02:03:36.000 Just go somewhere else.

02:03:40.000 And that's the end of our show, folks.

02:03:42.000 Thank you for tuning in.

02:03:44.000 We had a lot to talk about with the riot.

02:03:46.000 I thought the calls were pretty good this week. 0.99

02:03:48.000 Are you playing your fucking mom's ex-boyfriend's band? 1.00

02:03:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:03:53.000 Why?

02:03:54.000 It'd be a cool song to go out on.

02:03:57.000 It'd be a cool song for you to go out on if you were dying.

02:04:01.000 Get fired.

02:04:02.000 Get in trouble.

02:04:03.000 Be brave.

02:04:07.000 And never stop fighting.

02:04:22.000 Will you?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 29, 2020

GOML LIVE #49 - NEW YORK IS BURNING

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