Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E170 - MAILBAG CATCH-UP 2 [2020-06-01 - S02E170 - MAILBAG CATCH-UP 2]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off by One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:23.000 You take Sally, and I takes two.

00:00:27.000 There's no difference between the two.

00:00:31.000 Cocaine.

00:00:35.000 That was Jackson Brown.

00:00:37.000 Cocaine running around my brain.

00:00:42.000 Doesn't this bother you when you can see someone's print shirt underneath?

00:00:46.000 This is, of course, the, I feel like I'm a doad.

00:00:50.000 Every time I'm drunk, I think, I gotta send Dinesh one of these.

00:00:54.000 And then when I sober up, I go, why?

00:00:56.000 Why risk it?

00:00:57.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

00:00:59.000 This is gonna bother me and you the whole time.

00:01:02.000 So let's just not do that.

00:01:05.000 Let's just go with this look.

00:01:09.000 Okay?

00:01:12.000 State penitentiary.

00:01:14.000 Wouldn't be allowed jewelry in the pen, of course.

00:01:19.000 Speaking of the pen, you remember our old friend Mercedes Carrera.

00:01:25.000 She was a MAGA porn star. 1.00

00:01:27.000 Oh, by the way, this is catching up on the mailbag episode, so it's all mailbag all the time.

00:01:32.000 But Mercedes-Carrera is a friend of ours, and she became an enemy of the state by being pro-Trump. 0.51

00:01:40.000 She came on my radar when a porn star was gang raped in a home invasion, and no one gave a shit because she's a slut, and who cares? 1.00

00:01:47.000 And Mercedes made this video where she just fucking lost it. 1.00

00:01:52.000 And I was like, this girl's got oomph. 0.99

00:01:54.000 She's got spunk. 1.00

00:01:56.000 And so we became friends.

00:01:57.000 She's a regular guest on the Gavin McKinnis show at the Blaze.

00:02:00.000 They wouldn't allow her on.

00:02:01.000 No way, no porn stars.

00:02:04.000 I mean, we stayed in contact.

00:02:06.000 And then, what, a year ago?

00:02:10.000 SWAT teams break down her front door, arrest her for child pornography. 0.98

00:02:17.000 And the list of charges is alarming.

00:02:22.000 That's her there.

00:02:22.000 Yeah.

00:02:23.000 Let me see if I got her list of charges. 0.91

00:02:27.000 You're going to be pretty disturbed.

00:02:32.000 Where is it now?

00:02:34.000 Don't panic.

00:02:35.000 Don't panic.

00:02:35.000 I got it.

00:02:37.000 Wait, let's hear her, dude.

00:02:38.000 ...utilized the world for their own personal and profit aims, claiming victimhood over emails and over comments on Twitter.

00:02:48.000 And here you have a woman who's a real victim of a real rape and a real assault and...

00:02:55.000 Those same women who claim that they care about women's rights have done nothing. 1.00

00:02:59.000 They have done jack fucking shit.

00:03:02.000 And that pisses me off.

00:03:03.000 And earlier I tweeted to Anita Sarkeesian and I said, can you help?

00:03:06.000 Radio fucking silence.

00:03:08.000 And you know what makes me mad?

00:03:10.000 And this is why I am so pissed off at modern feminists. 1.00

00:03:13.000 They claim to care about women, but when there are actually women in need, what do they do?

00:03:18.000 Fucking radio silence.

00:03:20.000 They don't give a shit about anybody but themselves.

00:03:23.000 Anita Sarkeesian has made hundreds of thousands of dollars peddling her bullshit, faux video, socially damaging crap. 1.00

00:03:32.000 So it's like oral copulation with a minor, anal intercourse with a minor. 0.75

00:03:43.000 This is all her daughter, who's like 12.

00:03:47.000 All this horrible shit.

00:03:48.000 So the police go there after hearing these allegations and they see a bed with cameras pointed to it and they see guns and they see meth.

00:03:58.000 And they go, we got it.

00:03:59.000 We just busted a child prostitution ring. 0.73

00:04:02.000 Holy shit, I'm going to become sheriff.

00:04:04.000 I'm going to get a badge.

00:04:05.000 I'm going to get a golden ticket.

00:04:08.000 And what it was was, her ex-husband, who hates her and shares the child with her, got into her head and basically brainwashed the child into saying all these things.

00:04:20.000 I actually don't even know if they have the child on tape.

00:04:22.000 This could just be him saying this shit.

00:04:24.000 And she had cameras facing her bed because that's what you do when you're a porn star. 1.00

00:04:29.000 You're constantly filming fucking.

00:04:30.000 And the meth, yeah, it's not good to have meth and guns, but a lot of people do.

00:04:36.000 And all porn stars do meth.

00:04:39.000 It makes the sex better.

00:04:40.000 I wouldn't be surprised if you end up doing porn because you did a bunch of meth and it feels good.

00:04:45.000 You end up...

00:04:52.000 Go nuts.

00:04:53.000 Anyway, we tracked her down.

00:04:58.000 I could guess I could put her address up.

00:05:00.000 Is that good or bad?

00:05:01.000 Yeah, why not?

00:05:02.000 If you want to contact her, it's Melinda A. Smith.

00:05:07.000 Do you want to just...

00:05:11.000 You'll put it in post.

00:05:12.000 So I'll send you a picture of that.

00:05:16.000 Melinda A. Smith, 1902340095.

00:05:21.000 Central Detention Center, 630 East Rialto Avenue, San Bernardino, California, 92415.

00:05:29.000 So her den number is 1902340095.

00:05:33.000 You can look up her charges with that, too.

00:05:34.000 Anyway, I knew they were bullshit.

00:05:36.000 There's an interesting article here about that nothing was actually found.

00:05:39.000 There was a tape that exonerated the, oh, that dismissed the gun charges.

00:05:44.000 And the powder was never tested in a lab.

00:05:47.000 And then also there were no physical evidence.

00:05:50.000 There's no physical evidence saying that the child was actually touched at all.

00:05:54.000 Right.

00:05:56.000 So this is an interesting article here.

00:05:58.000 Yeah, that's her new husband.

00:05:59.000 I guess her third husband, if you go to the top, he's a really interesting dude.

00:06:04.000 So we got a letter from her.

00:06:10.000 Ready?

00:06:11.000 First thing in the mailbag.

00:06:13.000 She includes a comic strip that has two cavemen looking at a meteor shower, and they say, I don't know how or why, but I know this is all your fault, Tronk. 0.76

00:06:23.000 Meaning, Trump, everything is Trump's fault.

00:06:30.000 I might as well just, so you don't have to do it in post, put up her address.

00:06:30.000 Hey, while you're doing that?

00:06:33.000 Okay.

00:06:50.000 So here we go.

00:06:54.000 The penmanship, by the way, is stunning.

00:06:57.000 Look how beautiful this is.

00:06:59.000 Again, with the dear Gavin, thank you so much for the letter.

00:07:08.000 It really is nice to hear from you.

00:07:10.000 Part of the Malov. 1.00

00:07:13.000 Malov.

00:07:14.000 I'm so stupid today.

00:07:16.000 Shut up, Ryan.

00:07:17.000 If I don't know something, you definitely don't know something.

00:07:21.000 Malevolent intention behind this absurdity is to isolate me from friends and supporters.

00:07:28.000 Of course, the initial press release from SBSD claimed things that were patently false.

00:07:34.000 Actually, in any other county in California, this case would have already been dropped for lack of evidence.

00:07:41.000 San Bernardino County is the only county in California that does take hearsay cases to trial, even if they lack physical evidence.

00:07:51.000 Here's something weird.

00:07:53.000 Isn't it funny how pre-Trump, I would hear conspiracy theories and roll my eyes.

00:08:00.000 And now even John McAfee, when we hear that his neighbor was shot after McAfee's dogs are poisoned, you go, I don't know.

00:08:10.000 I don't know.

00:08:11.000 I don't know if he's guilty.

00:08:14.000 But that's, Mercedes is a much more obvious case of an innocent person being framed. 0.99

00:08:20.000 And it's likely just revenge from her ex-husband, who she dumped. 0.95

00:08:24.000 But it could also be because she's MAGA.

00:08:27.000 Like Max and John are MAGA.

00:08:29.000 Roger Stone is MAGA.

00:08:32.000 MAGA's not good for people.

00:08:33.000 Flynn was MAGA.

00:08:36.000 I'm MAGA.

00:08:37.000 Laura Loomer.

00:08:39.000 Here's something weird, she says.

00:08:41.000 My second ex-husband, Dr. Lois Tran, is now the director for the Arrowhead Medical Center Emergency Services, which manages the infirmary for all San Bernardino County jails.

00:08:56.000 Isn't that a strange coincidence?

00:08:58.000 If I die of medical complications in here, it's easy to see who is behind it.

00:09:03.000 And then she writes in brackets.

00:09:05.000 He's still upset that I left him years ago.

00:09:06.000 As for being on the wrong side of the deep state, the great irony is I always figured I wouldn't be targeted in this country because of my political views, but they targeted me for my career instead.

00:09:18.000 Also, political hysteria thanks to Stephanie Clifford.

00:09:21.000 That's Stormy Daniels.

00:09:22.000 And then she has a picture of eyes rolling. 0.99

00:09:25.000 You make great points on Flynn, Stone.

00:09:28.000 I had made the point I just made to you, to her.

00:09:30.000 Flynn, Stone, eye.

00:09:31.000 I've been talking to Lonnie B. about Max and John.

00:09:35.000 What New York did to them is nuts.

00:09:38.000 Four years, federal?

00:09:40.000 That's harsh.

00:09:42.000 I've tried to call the number on your little, on your letter several times last night and this morning.

00:09:46.000 I'm only out of my cell three hours a day, so that let me know when, if is a good day, time to call.

00:09:55.000 I saw her number coming up, and I'm like, San Bernardino, nice try asshole. 0.66

00:09:59.000 That's another thing with this, like Antifa doxing you.

00:10:02.000 My friend can't contact me from prison because Antifa blew up my phone.

00:10:09.000 My ability to call during the dah blah blah.

00:10:13.000 Phone stuff.

00:10:15.000 All I get, I don't have email here, only a golf pencil and paper.

00:10:20.000 Yes, I need and appreciate any and all help you could provide.

00:10:25.000 This shit has destroyed me financially, as you can imagine.

00:10:28.000 I wasn't even granted bail for the first six months, and now it's at $2 million.

00:10:33.000 They stack charges to keep my bail absurdly high.

00:10:36.000 The bail schedule in this country is ridiculous, highly unconstitutional.

00:10:39.000 If you want to help me with commissary, go to touchpaydirect.com, site ID, and this goes for you too.

00:10:47.000 Buy her some ramen.

00:10:49.000 291739 and use my ID 190-234-0095.

00:10:57.000 I wouldn't be sitting here reading a letter of someone who raped a kid ever.

00:11:02.000 It's sort of like when Anthony Kumi was accused of beating his girlfriend and we all still work there.

00:11:08.000 If some guy was beating his girlfriend, you think we would work for him?

00:11:11.000 You think we would hang out with him?

00:11:12.000 And go, whatever, man, shit happens.

00:11:14.000 I guess your dinner wasn't ready in time?

00:11:19.000 It's sort of like when people say Gavin McInnis makes millions as a white supremacist.

00:11:25.000 How does someone like that live in such a nice home?

00:11:28.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:11:30.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:11:31.000 I'm not a fucking white supremacist.

00:11:31.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:11:33.000 Do the math.

00:11:37.000 Look at this, too.

00:11:39.000 DA drops drug charges in Mercedes-Carrera case.

00:11:41.000 The gun and the drug charges.

00:11:43.000 2019, August 19th.

00:11:45.000 Oh, good.

00:11:45.000 Now she's only got kiddie porn.

00:11:48.000 Which they said that there was a video of it, but there was no video recorded.

00:11:51.000 Otherwise, she would have been put up on charge of child pornography creation, which was never a charge. 0.99

00:11:55.000 So that evidence, if there was physical evidence of that, would have been another charge, but there wasn't.

00:12:00.000 So the charge stems solely on someone saying that Mercedes and her husband raped Mercedes' daughter.

00:12:08.000 Her testimony, which was all shoddy and didn't corroborate when she was on the stand and all this other stuff.

00:12:12.000 See, this is what I'm saying, guys.

00:12:14.000 You're apathetic about prisoners and prisons and all that.

00:12:17.000 It could be you.

00:12:19.000 Gone.

00:12:20.000 We got a guy who did seven years in jail for selling lobster tails out of bags instead of boxes.

00:12:26.000 Hillary Clinton said, I guarantee we will put this man behind bars before she knew who he was or what he had done with the Muhammad video in Benghazi.

00:12:35.000 Dinesh D'Souza, prison.

00:12:37.000 For what?

00:12:40.000 For encouraging people to make campaign donations?

00:12:42.000 What?

00:12:43.000 Something that everyone's done a million times?

00:12:45.000 Anyway, the list goes on and on.

00:12:47.000 I won't give you example exhaustion, but don't be apathetic about prisons because you are all one away.

00:12:55.000 Oh, you had more than two beers in New York State?

00:12:57.000 You had three beers and you're driving home?

00:13:00.000 Could be prison, depending on the mood.

00:13:02.000 Depending if your ex-husband is the head of medical services for your county.

00:13:08.000 I really appreciate the offer, and most of all, the letter.

00:13:11.000 It's been just awful being accused of hurting the one person I love most in this world.

00:13:16.000 I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy, seriously.

00:13:18.000 And she had such a great relationship with her daughter, which is now ruined forever, I assume.

00:13:24.000 You know, what are they going to, she's going to come out and they're going to be best friends again?

00:13:28.000 So they took her daughter away.

00:13:31.000 Someone takes your kids away?

00:13:33.000 I mean, fuck.

00:13:34.000 Try it with a bear.

00:13:35.000 Take a cub away.

00:13:38.000 At least I finally had time to catch up on Russian literature.

00:13:41.000 You must read the Gulag Archipelago by Alessander Shelnitsin, which I'm reading right now.

00:13:49.000 And Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

00:13:53.000 There is no great loss without some small gain.

00:13:57.000 Affectionately, Melinda Smith, aka Mercedes-Guerrera.

00:14:00.000 So, first letter of the mailbag is from prison.

00:14:05.000 And I would encourage you to send her, drop her a line.

00:14:08.000 Write prisoners' letters.

00:14:10.000 It's like Christmas for them.

00:14:12.000 And one of the worst part of being in prison is feeling forgotten.

00:14:17.000 Anyway, this is the mailbag app.

00:14:19.000 So let's get mailbagging. 0.87

00:14:23.000 Frodo Baggin.

00:14:26.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

00:14:30.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:14:36.000 Let me touch it.

00:14:37.000 Isn't it amazing how if we had an HR and you were a woman, the incredible case you'd have against me? 0.95

00:14:44.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 Repeatedly, on a daily basis, they would tell me to shut up and point out that I don't have a father.

00:14:51.000 He called my house the fag zone.

00:14:53.000 He called me a homosexual.

00:14:54.000 He implied that I have a homosexual act.

00:14:56.000 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but you understand.

00:14:59.000 At one point, he suggested I blow him.

00:15:02.000 Actually, many, many times.

00:15:03.000 It's on tape.

00:15:04.000 He came into my house naked.

00:15:06.000 One time he woke me up with a homeless man in the studio.

00:15:15.000 One more thing here.

00:15:16.000 About Mercedes?

00:15:17.000 Yeah.

00:15:18.000 There was this case, apparently is a pretty publicized case.

00:15:22.000 The Friedmans of the McMartin Preschool, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:15:25.000 Capturing the Friedmans. 0.99

00:15:26.000 I'm familiar with the most famous documentary in the world.

00:15:29.000 But for those who don't know.

00:15:30.000 Like you?

00:15:31.000 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 I'm speaking to my people that don't know.

00:15:35.000 It was the most expensive criminal trial in U.S. history, and all charges were dropped.

00:15:40.000 And it was based on the same thing, right?

00:15:42.000 Okay, let's not start doing that, Ryan.

00:15:44.000 Because they could be guilty.

00:15:46.000 I don't know.

00:15:47.000 Like, I remember seeing that documentary, and it looked real bad for them.

00:15:52.000 And I think that old man had kitty porn.

00:15:54.000 So they could be guilty.

00:15:55.000 You don't lump cases together if you don't know them in and out.

00:15:58.000 Last thing I want to do is throw Mercedes an anvil while she's drowning and say, here's another case just like yours. 0.94

00:16:07.000 Hey, Gavin, curious to see if you've seen Letter Kenny on Hulu.

00:16:10.000 Fuck off.

00:16:11.000 Hey, JV, what the Biden's shirt is worse than Swalwell's.

00:16:17.000 Oh, shh.

00:16:18.000 I think he means shart.

00:16:21.000 And then that's at 2046.

00:16:23.000 Yeah, this is actually pre-recorded this episode, so this is ancient news.

00:16:28.000 No, don't show Letter Kenny.

00:16:29.000 That's fucking brutally ancient.

00:16:31.000 That's why I skipped over it.

00:16:33.000 We're doing the fart, dumbass.

00:16:36.000 2046.

00:16:42.000 States and local governments.

00:16:45.000 Firefighters, police officers, and cut critical health care programs.

00:16:49.000 Or stop work on roads and bridges.

00:16:52.000 That's a fart.

00:16:53.000 That's a fart.

00:16:55.000 I guess when you get that old, your farts give you no warnings.

00:16:58.000 Police officers and cut critical health care programs.

00:17:01.000 By the way, if I was Joe Biden, I think I would put like rolled up, folded up toilet paper on my anal lips. 0.84

00:17:08.000 If you were you, you would do that.

00:17:09.000 Yeah.

00:17:10.000 And you do.

00:17:11.000 No, I know when farts are coming.

00:17:12.000 I'm never surprised by a fart.

00:17:18.000 Oh, fucked.

00:17:21.000 It's from Jonah.

00:17:23.000 Watch this fid with a Karen man and a cop.

00:17:26.000 Hey, boss, here's a vid of a cop who gets pulled over by some entitled manlet.

00:17:29.000 So the story goes, the cop was running the plate of a blue vehicle that was speeding, and then this civilian hero decides to get the cop's attention.

00:17:37.000 Yeah, this is ancient fucking news.

00:17:39.000 Thanks, team.

00:17:44.000 It's from Joe.

00:17:45.000 Hey, G, I'm sure you've already gotten a bunch of these clarifications.

00:17:47.000 The black guy in the park threatened to do something to her dog.

00:17:50.000 He started recording Candace Owens, explains it pretty good.

00:17:53.000 Yeah, we'll talk about, we already talked about that.

00:17:57.000 Bill, there is a word I can't say.

00:17:59.000 If I said this word, a particular group of people would pretend to be so insulted they would lose control of themselves.

00:18:04.000 They would do violence and possibly even murder.

00:18:06.000 The rest of society pretends that this is legitimate behavior, even to the point of forgiving the insulted individual of violence and possibly murder.

00:18:13.000 This is a very disturbing construct, social construct.

00:18:16.000 Before I learned what freedom really is, I participated in this social construct.

00:18:20.000 Now it just feels gross, like I'm telling a lie, a really stupid lie, like Ryan tells.

00:18:26.000 I'm not dumb, and I don't want to feel dumb by participating.

00:18:29.000 Try using this word on a sleazy loser white guys. 0.99

00:18:32.000 You can see their face.

00:18:33.000 They're completely flummoxed and then extremely insulted.

00:18:36.000 How dare you?

00:18:38.000 Yeah, it really is weird.

00:18:41.000 It's the bigotry of low expectations.

00:18:44.000 Like, look at the news.

00:18:46.000 We've got the cops.

00:18:49.000 Looks like they murdered a black guy.

00:18:51.000 Entire city is in flames.

00:18:54.000 Riots.

00:18:54.000 Cop cars turned upside down.

00:18:56.000 Destroyed.

00:18:58.000 Then we see a video much, much more disturbing, I'd argue, of a black guy with a long history of racism beating the shit out of senior citizens, possibly to death. 0.51

00:19:08.000 Where's the riot?

00:19:11.000 And the irony is a lot of this censorship and the media hides this because they don't want to incite violence.

00:19:17.000 No, they don't want to incite a type of violence.

00:19:21.000 They don't mind Ferguson.

00:19:22.000 They think that's cool.

00:19:26.000 They thought the Arab Spring was cool. 0.99

00:19:27.000 Lara Logan thought it was cool until she stepped a little too close and got gang raped. 1.00

00:19:31.000 Dear G-Dog and Rye Guy, I recently came across the worst Instagram account of all time.

00:19:37.000 The account is EverydayGirlDad, and he says he's exploring what masculinity can mean.

00:19:42.000 Apparently, that includes constantly posting pouty faces, talking about himself all day, and trying on his wife's dresses.

00:19:50.000 I'm not kidding.

00:19:53.000 So today I wore a dress for a bit because why not?

00:19:57.000 And it felt as nice as I thought it might.

00:20:00.000 Doing things you want can take decades.

00:20:03.000 I understand that.

00:20:04.000 But that doesn't mean we should give up on ever hoping we'll do them.

00:20:07.000 He's talking about putting on a dress.

00:20:11.000 I hope you get to do some of your things because they have so much value.

00:20:15.000 They are important to you, and that makes them super important to me.

00:20:21.000 Oh my god, this guy is brutal.

00:20:25.000 He's gay. 0.99

00:20:25.000 Your husband... 0.99

00:20:28.000 I want to just...

00:20:35.000 So you may want to have a plan B. That's his hand.

00:20:43.000 I find this particularly galling because he looks like all my friends.

00:20:47.000 Like facially.

00:20:49.000 Without the mopey, pouty lips. 0.65

00:20:51.000 Without the pouty lips, like that sort of Irish drunk face. 1.00

00:20:55.000 How do you lay down gay? 1.00

00:20:56.000 Ugh.

00:20:58.000 This guy's the worst.

00:21:00.000 He's like, he sort of shows you how gay isn't an insult anymore.

00:21:04.000 Look at that creepy picture with his daughter.

00:21:06.000 Hello.

00:21:07.000 Is he wearing?

00:21:08.000 No, the other one.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, that one.

00:21:11.000 Is he wearing eyeliner?

00:21:12.000 He sure is.

00:21:13.000 He looks like a predator.

00:21:17.000 Oh, I tried it on brawn panties.

00:21:19.000 I have the perfect body for it.

00:21:20.000 Yes, I wear lingerie.

00:21:22.000 Wait, wait, I want to keep reading that.

00:21:26.000 The perfect people to support me in wearing it, the perfect lingerie brand for me, and have always wanted to wear it.

00:21:32.000 So here is my 41-year-old body, the way I want to show it right now, the way it feels good for me to express myself right now.

00:21:39.000 I don't feel guilty for feeling sexy like this.

00:21:43.000 You should.

00:21:43.000 Look at your fucking gut.

00:21:45.000 He's kind of sucking it in.

00:21:48.000 He's kind of sucked in beer gut over his lingerie.

00:21:53.000 By the way, when you have a young kid, it's not normal to be that self-obsessed.

00:21:58.000 I can't show my kids on Instagram.

00:21:59.000 I can't even have Instagram.

00:22:00.000 But if I did, most of the pictures would be of my kids.

00:22:04.000 Kevin, I know you're thinking he's pretty.

00:22:08.000 He's not handsome.

00:22:08.000 He's pretty.

00:22:09.000 I'm pretty.

00:22:09.000 I'm not handsome.

00:22:10.000 Just to get it.

00:22:11.000 You're neither.

00:22:11.000 You're a fucking loser.

00:22:13.000 Fag. 1.00

00:22:17.000 This is from.

00:22:19.000 This is a guy telling us about the Don Lemon video.

00:22:24.000 We showed this on the show, dude.

00:22:26.000 Oh, it's a different one.

00:22:28.000 Why no one trusts Mainstream.

00:22:29.000 Mainstream is at an all-time low.

00:22:31.000 And for good reason.

00:22:32.000 You know, I feel...

00:22:38.000 Like, I don't feel compelled to show these because, of course, it's going to be gold.

00:22:43.000 And of course, you should check it out.

00:22:45.000 So that's like me.

00:22:46.000 The Rolling Stones put out an album.

00:22:48.000 Well, that's a bad example.

00:22:49.000 Put out an album in 1975.

00:22:51.000 And I say, hey, check out the new Rolling Stones album.

00:22:53.000 Yeah, doi.

00:22:54.000 I mean, I said that with the strokes, but there was a risk you might miss it.

00:23:01.000 Um, okay, ready?

00:23:06.000 This is Conservatrax, and they've got a picture of me, and it says, you are a commie.

00:23:13.000 Maybe you should do some reading and realize this is a Marxist principle.

00:23:17.000 From each according to his ability means you work as much as you can, to each according to his need means you are only paid what you need to get by.

00:23:25.000 It's a fundamentally Marxist view and was literally written in the Communist Manifesto, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:23:33.000 You have hurt me today.

00:23:36.000 For each according to his ability, to each.

00:23:39.000 Hurt me today.

00:23:41.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:23:41.000 I fucked that question.

00:23:42.000 You know what it is?

00:23:43.000 It's a bunch of doublespeak.

00:23:45.000 All they're Marxist bullshit anyway, so it's hard to navigate that.

00:23:48.000 Yeah.

00:23:49.000 Well, that's the problem with Marxism is it sounds reasonable.

00:23:52.000 You go, yeah, workers do deserve rights.

00:23:54.000 According to his need, sure.

00:23:56.000 Yeah, you need something?

00:23:57.000 You should get it.

00:23:59.000 It's all trickery.

00:24:00.000 That's why it's so successful.

00:24:02.000 Fascism, you don't have to fight.

00:24:04.000 It fizzles out.

00:24:05.000 It's like a firecracker.

00:24:08.000 Which is why Buchanan said World War II should have just been Stalin versus Hitler.

00:24:12.000 They'd both die.

00:24:14.000 Dear Gavin and drum roll, please.

00:24:18.000 Owner of the fag zone. 1.00

00:24:20.000 He rents the fag zone. 1.00

00:24:21.000 He does not own it.

00:24:22.000 Oh, and it's not the same.

00:24:23.000 The New York Times is reprimanding the military for having bases slash forts named after Confederate generals.

00:24:28.000 Confederate generals are heroes and great military minds.

00:24:31.000 Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, Patrick Selburn.

00:24:34.000 Here's the article below.

00:24:35.000 Why does the U.S. military celebrate white supremacy?

00:24:38.000 Isn't that a fucking egregious title for what's supposed to be the paper of record?

00:24:44.000 Like white supremacy, that's the kind of thing that college students say and Antifa says. 0.81

00:24:51.000 You don't hear adults say it.

00:24:53.000 It's like fascist.

00:24:55.000 Is he a fascist?

00:24:57.000 Remember in that show?

00:24:58.000 What was the show called?

00:24:59.000 It wasn't Billions.

00:25:00.000 It was some other show like that.

00:25:01.000 And it was a Tucker Carlson character based on Tucker and Kind of Me.

00:25:05.000 And Proud Boys were in the episode.

00:25:07.000 And she goes, well, he's getting the highest ratings on the network.

00:25:12.000 And then the woman who owns the network goes, yes, but is he a fascist?

00:25:15.000 And I'm like, that conversation never happened in adult land.

00:25:20.000 It's like intersectionality.

00:25:22.000 It's not a word real, actual human beings use.

00:25:27.000 White supremacy.

00:25:28.000 And yes, southern generals were heroes.

00:25:32.000 Gavin, how's your lawn looking lately?

00:25:34.000 As a homeowner, I'd love to see a gratuitous tour of your garage setup and lawn maintenance procedures.

00:25:39.000 Do you have a watering system or do you drag a hose around?

00:25:42.000 What brands do you recommend?

00:25:43.000 What height is your mower set at?

00:25:45.000 And do you use electric or gas edger or just pay an illegal or ryan to do it?

00:25:49.000 How do you take care of weeds, dandelions, blah, blah, blah?

00:25:51.000 Do you have any?

00:25:52.000 Well, I have a shitty suburban lawn now.

00:25:55.000 And I don't, I'm embarrassed to admit that I don't take care of it.

00:26:00.000 The lawn people come by.

00:26:03.000 Because we have a lot of flowers and stuff that they trim.

00:26:06.000 I don't know about that kind of shit.

00:26:07.000 But back when I had a place upstate, I was obsessed with my lawn.

00:26:11.000 I use Scott's Care, the seeds there.

00:26:16.000 I also didn't like that blue.

00:26:20.000 It looks like insulation.

00:26:21.000 It's a blue, sort of fluffy stuffing that has seeds in it.

00:26:27.000 And obviously, you can't just put seeds down or the birds will eat them.

00:26:30.000 So I tried that blue stuff.

00:26:31.000 I didn't like it.

00:26:32.000 I found I just couldn't beat the idea of throwing down seeds and putting hay on top of them.

00:26:37.000 But I'll tell you something that I learned, one of my favorite lawn tricks I learned just by accident.

00:26:44.000 So I had a big bonfire on the lawn once, right?

00:26:47.000 And then I was burning boxes and stuff.

00:26:49.000 And then I tried to plant grass there and it was a bald patch forever.

00:26:52.000 I'd scrape down, I'd put new dirt there, I would add seed, I'd put hay on top of it, all my tricks.

00:26:59.000 And it never took.

00:27:01.000 And I realized with that fire, I had somehow singed the nutrients.

00:27:06.000 So what I did was I went to a part of the lawn I don't give a shit about, way off in some dark corner somewhere, and I cut a patch out, brought it over, scraped down with the rake, like a dirt rake, put it down there, and then the secret to any kind of sod or any kind of, I would call this franken lawn, when you transport, you transpose a piece of a lawn onto a bald patch.

00:27:31.000 You have to drench it and sit there with your bare feet going squelch, squelch, squelch, and really swampify it and it'll stick.

00:27:44.000 Also, as far as fighting dandelions and all that, grass is an incredible weed.

00:27:51.000 So it will wipe out the competition if you have enough of it.

00:27:55.000 It's sort of like McCaffey talking about the biomass.

00:27:58.000 Once grass gets to a level, it can handle its biz.

00:28:02.000 So the secret to that is to mow it regularly, and then the long blades fall down and feed the self.

00:28:08.000 They eat their own heads, and eventually the grass will get so dense that the dandelion's problem will take care of itself.

00:28:16.000 But I also would just take them out personally.

00:28:20.000 Crabgrass.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, where I was living in upstate, it was so rocky up there.

00:28:25.000 It was by the Delaware that you were just happy with anything green.

00:28:29.000 So I would accept crabgrass.

00:28:30.000 I'd even accept moss in some parts of the shaded lawn.

00:28:37.000 So there's that.

00:28:38.000 But yeah, you know who else is obsessed with lawns is Tucker Carlson.

00:28:42.000 Like he's read books on lawns.

00:28:45.000 It's a man thing.

00:28:46.000 And if you can, you should take care of your own lawn.

00:28:49.000 And yes, my mower was set to very short, but not ridiculously short.

00:28:56.000 I don't want to go too deep.

00:29:00.000 Dear Gavin, an undisputed creator of the fag zone, maybe I'm the only person to send this, but I had to make sure you saw it. 1.00

00:29:06.000 Imagine this headline singling out any other group than whites.

00:29:09.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:29:11.000 Mostly white covidiots at Trinity Bellwoods Park think the rules don't apply to them.

00:29:18.000 They're right.

00:29:20.000 by Sri Pardhikar, who appears to be a minority.

00:29:27.000 So she's been hired by whites to get on staff and just shit on white people. 1.00

00:29:36.000 And she looks mildly Arabic.

00:29:41.000 Probably half Pakistani.

00:29:43.000 She looks like a quarter pennywise the clown. 1.00

00:29:48.000 I think this is assimilation, though.

00:29:50.000 It's assimilation to... 0.73

00:30:00.000 And you get rewarded.

00:30:00.000 You get a job at the Toronto Star.

00:30:02.000 Okay, I'll do that.

00:30:04.000 You know what I was thinking the other day?

00:30:06.000 Anti-Semitism is kind of white self-hatred.

00:30:12.000 Like, I think a lot of blacks in Brooklyn hate Jews because they see them as the ultimate whites, and they don't like whites.

00:30:20.000 But I think a lot of anti-Semitic whites are the same way.

00:30:23.000 They're like, this is the worst of us.

00:30:25.000 These fucking rich assholes.

00:30:29.000 It's a theory I'm working on.

00:30:32.000 Chuck B. Hey, RNG, have you noticed how tech companies always use this really ugly art style?

00:30:38.000 My theory is that it's to make them seem less intimidating because their art is so shitty, you wouldn't associate it with a globalist corporation.

00:30:47.000 Yeah, it's also very communist looking.

00:30:49.000 These sort of block shoulders and simple shapes and fingerless hands.

00:30:57.000 It's like commies and kids.

00:30:58.000 The meatiness of the eyes is another attribute common to that.

00:31:07.000 Welcome to the COVID.

00:31:13.000 Welcome to the chinkpox. 1.00

00:31:15.000 We got fun and games.

00:31:18.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm Ryan.

00:31:19.000 Hi to send you this.

00:31:20.000 Have you seen this video?

00:31:21.000 It's a video of the guy where the cameraman isn't wearing a mask.

00:31:21.000 Let me guess.

00:31:26.000 Might as well show it.

00:31:28.000 The comic timing's very good in this.

00:31:30.000 They're Freedom from Illinois telling us to go home.

00:31:33.000 That's the situation here.

00:31:34.000 There doesn't seem to be any social distancing and not a lot of care when it comes to the coronavirus, Katie.

00:31:40.000 So are the people there just not worried about it, Cal?

00:31:42.000 Are they not worried about their own personal safety?

00:31:46.000 I haven't met anybody who is.

00:31:48.000 I met some folks actually from Lake Geneva who lived in the area.

00:31:50.000 They were staying a few months outside of town where they were working.

00:31:53.000 And they said they're worried about it.

00:31:54.000 They're worried about that second flight.

00:31:55.000 They're worried about folks coming in from Chicken Lake.

00:31:58.000 At the same time, this is a place that relies on the business.

00:32:01.000 I think people here want a little bit more funding when it comes to these programs so that they can stay close.

00:32:06.000 But again, I think people felt like the Supreme Court made the decision here in Wisconsin that it was time to open up.

00:32:11.000 But you can see, here, just real.

00:32:14.000 Nobody's wearing them.

00:32:15.000 Nobody, including the cameraman.

00:32:16.000 There you go, including the cameraman.

00:32:17.000 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 Katie.

00:32:19.000 Exactly.

00:32:19.000 Kathy Carl.

00:32:21.000 Striking images.

00:32:22.000 Cal Perry.

00:32:23.000 Cal, thank you very much.

00:32:24.000 And Kathy Parker.

00:32:27.000 And his cameraman was under six feet.

00:32:29.000 Amazing.

00:32:31.000 Hey, Gavin, the Fag Zone, guys. 0.99

00:32:32.000 Listen to a recent episode entitled No Justice in Your Stories of Hygiene School, reminding me what happened to me in elementary school.

00:32:37.000 This better be good, dude.

00:32:38.000 Yeah, come on now. 0.88

00:32:39.000 It started in second grade during Black History Month when our teacher was laying on the white guilt about how unhappy and mistreated blacks are in this country.

00:32:45.000 This was 2002.

00:32:46.000 So I piped up the innocent question: if all the black people in America are so unhappy, why don't they go back to Africa? 1.00

00:32:52.000 Her jaw dropped to the floor like her incessant white guilt to second graders wouldn't enlist someone to ask that question.

00:32:58.000 She asked me if my father taught me to say that, as my mother can't be a white supremacist because she's a woman.

00:33:03.000 They sent me to the principal's office, interrogated me, and brought my parents in there to interrogate them.

00:33:09.000 Well, why not answer the question?

00:33:14.000 And the answer is plenty did.

00:33:14.000 Right.

00:33:18.000 They started a country called Liberia, and it was freed slaves and activists and the ancestors of said group, and it was a complete failure. 0.98

00:33:29.000 The aristocrats today in Liberia are the ancestors of the emigrated Americans, the expats, and the natives to Liberia are the worse off. 0.98

00:33:39.000 That's interesting, I find.

00:33:40.000 But even today, I saw a New York Post article of, you know, I'm not going to say hundreds, maybe a dozen, two dozen people, blacks from Brooklyn have moved to Africa.

00:33:51.000 Maybe they wanted to discover Wakanda.

00:33:55.000 So I don't, I hate when teachers get mad at you for a question that they can't answer.

00:34:02.000 Like when I was in, yeah, when I was in elementary school, my friend Eric DeGras said to the teacher, why is shit brown?

00:34:12.000 And he was sent to the principal's office for that.

00:34:15.000 That's a racist teacher. 0.99

00:34:17.000 As he was thrown out, we're all like, why is shit brown?

00:34:20.000 Is there some secret?

00:34:21.000 I still don't really know.

00:34:22.000 My theory is that if you take every color of food, spinach, everything, green, brown, orange, mix it all up, it tends to go brown.

00:34:31.000 Mix every color in a palette and you end up with brown.

00:34:34.000 So that could be it.

00:34:36.000 I have never been more attentive to not accidentally press a button in my life.

00:34:40.000 What are you talking about?

00:34:42.000 Nothing.

00:34:44.000 Press it.

00:34:45.000 No!

00:34:46.000 You out of your mind?

00:34:49.000 What is it?

00:34:50.000 A racist thing?

00:34:51.000 It would have looked really fast.

00:34:52.000 If it's on the New York Post, play it, dumbass.

00:34:55.000 I mean, the context would have been very poor.

00:34:59.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:59.000 Sometimes they act shit jokes.

00:35:00.000 Sometimes they're mature.

00:35:01.000 No, it's just.

00:35:03.000 They sent me the principal's office, interrogated me, and brought my parents in there to interrogate them.

00:35:06.000 I was already getting bullied by the blackheads on my bus, so they already thought that was a red flag.

00:35:10.000 Funny enough, they never punished them for it, but I got taken out of school for a week for defending myself with a metal lunchbox.

00:35:19.000 You got to tell me what city you're in when you tell these stories, dude.

00:35:22.000 A year later, I dared a retarded kid named Tristan to draw a swastika on his forehead like Charles Manson, jokingly. 0.99

00:35:27.000 Motherfucker does it, and all of a sudden I'm in a retard class with a bunch of kids with schizophrenia and ADHD. 1.00

00:35:33.000 Same drill.

00:35:34.000 I was interrogated about being a Nazi and where I learned to draw swastikas.

00:35:37.000 I didn't even draw it, he puts in brackets.

00:35:40.000 And my parents were pissed because they pulled me from all of my normal classes, and I was getting stabbed with a pencil and scissors by one of the crazy retarded kids. 1.00

00:35:46.000 Once they finally were satisfied that I was re-educated, they put me back in my normal class.

00:35:51.000 That's exactly what they do in communist countries.

00:35:54.000 You go to re-education camp, which isn't re-education at all.

00:35:56.000 It's hell.

00:35:58.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:36:01.000 I sent that video yesterday to a friend of mine who works in finance, in AI, crunching numbers.

00:36:07.000 So he just looks at algebra and calculus all day, numbers, numbers, numbers.

00:36:12.000 And I said, are you familiar with the one times one does not equal one theory?

00:36:17.000 And he's like, no, I have not come across that.

00:36:19.000 So I said, check it out.

00:36:20.000 Areology, bro.

00:36:22.000 And I explained the logic because I remembered.

00:36:23.000 Do you remember why one times one is not one?

00:36:26.000 The symbols.

00:36:28.000 No.

00:36:29.000 Okay, I'll re-explain it.

00:36:32.000 Got to stay up on your Terenceology.

00:36:35.000 The most basic law of physics is that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

00:36:42.000 When you take the number one and you multiply it by whatever, you're doing something.

00:36:48.000 So one times one is an action.

00:36:51.000 That action needs an equal and opposite reaction.

00:36:56.000 So something, I'm not saying it's two, but something has to happen.

00:37:00.000 1.001 maybe?

00:37:02.000 Something.

00:37:03.000 Oh, look, he is the source.

00:37:08.000 Oh, yeah, he is.

00:37:09.000 He sure is.

00:37:10.000 When you look up one times one equals two, you get Terrence Howard.

00:37:13.000 He's literally in the dictionary under one times one equals two.

00:37:17.000 Although he thinks he's an engineer or a mathematician, he never completed his studies and has had zero contribution on math and science.

00:37:25.000 Less than the average graduate student, I fear.

00:37:32.000 Once they finally were set, wouldn't it be fun to take, like, he said he's going to quit acting and become a teacher.

00:37:37.000 And wouldn't it be cool to take his class and get straight A's?

00:37:40.000 Yeah, that would be cool.

00:37:41.000 Because you would just listen and just repeat it, like in your essay.

00:37:44.000 One of his ideas is a great plan.

00:37:47.000 The quitting the acting part.

00:37:48.000 Yeah.

00:37:50.000 And now I wanted to fuck with them for what they did to me.

00:37:53.000 We had a pussy beta male principal named Mr. Wemmet. 0.99

00:37:56.000 So I drew another swastika and he took me into an empty room to have his white knight American History X heart to heart with me.

00:38:02.000 I told him I didn't even know what it was.

00:38:04.000 So he gave me a play by play of the Holocaust and Nazism and skinheads. 0.70

00:38:08.000 Ooh, the skinheads.

00:38:10.000 What's the skinhead death toll in America?

00:38:14.000 How many people have skinheads killed?

00:38:16.000 20 blacks were killed today in gang warfare.

00:38:20.000 Today.

00:38:21.000 160 people die from opioids.

00:38:23.000 250 Christians in the world are killed every fucking day.

00:38:27.000 But no, skinheads.

00:38:31.000 And at the end of his long heartfelt speech about how drying a swastika is wrong, I told him I understood and left. 0.90

00:38:35.000 A couple days later, one of my bullies put gum in my hair on the bus, so my parents had my head shaved.

00:38:40.000 So I get to school the next morning thinking it's hilarious and gave my principal a Zeke Heil with a big grin on my face.

00:38:45.000 He just dropped his head in defeat.

00:38:47.000 I want to fuck you with my Nazi glasses on. 0.56

00:38:51.000 Whoa.

00:38:51.000 Pretty funny.

00:38:52.000 Look at this.

00:38:52.000 I'm surprised you kept your sense of humor.

00:38:54.000 Religionnewsblog.com says neo-Nazi death toll since 1990 is 41.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, okay.

00:39:03.000 In Berlin.

00:39:04.000 That's obviously very, very small.

00:39:05.000 But let's, I bet if you go through all of those, it won't be like, hi, I'm a Nazi, and don't take this out of context, you fuckers.

00:39:13.000 Hi, I'm a Nazi.

00:39:14.000 These are my suspenders.

00:39:15.000 I have a knife here.

00:39:17.000 I'm stabbing this Jewish person because 100% of his Jewish heritage, nothing to do with anything else. 1.00

00:39:23.000 That's a hate crime.

00:39:25.000 Like the nursing home, that's a bona fide hate crime.

00:39:27.000 He said he hates white people.

00:39:28.000 He beats up old white people. 0.52

00:39:30.000 But often it'll be like two guys who were in like this weird patriot group.

00:39:35.000 They got in a fight over an ex-wife and one of them stabbed the other one.

00:39:38.000 No, that's not a hate crime.

00:39:40.000 Yeah.

00:39:41.000 It's a hate guy doing a crime.

00:39:42.000 And they might tend to just be loonies to begin with and a little unhinged.

00:39:46.000 So you have a bar fight, boom, bada bing, bomb, boom.

00:39:46.000 Sure, yeah.

00:39:49.000 Nothing to do with nothing.

00:39:50.000 Hey guys, check out this video of this guy playing a basketball.

00:39:54.000 Okay, Pete, let's check that out.

00:39:58.000 Better not be gay. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Well, at least I've never seen this before.

00:40:04.000 I want to go right now.

00:40:07.000 I don't want to go.

00:40:08.000 He talks like Larry Barnes.

00:40:10.000 He ain't going to do that on me.

00:40:12.000 He ain't going to do that.

00:40:13.000 All right, all right.

00:40:14.000 He ain't going to do that on me, Player.

00:40:16.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:18.000 All right.

00:40:18.000 West luck to me, Player.

00:40:19.000 It ain't my luck.

00:40:21.000 I like that outfit.

00:40:22.000 I'm going to start dressing like that.

00:40:23.000 Yeah, that's cool.

00:40:24.000 What the hell you talk about the rules, folks?

00:40:27.000 Look, I tell him one thing.

00:40:28.000 Look, he can make the game, make the rules, and I still beat him.

00:40:34.000 I think he's on crack.

00:40:35.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:40:36.000 Ah!

00:40:40.000 I told you, baby.

00:40:42.000 He ain't doing that on me.

00:40:46.000 Who was the last sucker?

00:40:52.000 I'm 59 years old.

00:40:52.000 I'm Jewel.

00:40:54.000 Look at him.

00:40:55.000 Dunk on me at 59.

00:40:57.000 This guy's hypnotizing.

00:40:58.000 I want to give him a shovel.

00:41:01.000 Balling with you.

00:41:11.000 This guy.

00:41:12.000 This guy.

00:41:14.000 Oh, you put him on.

00:41:15.000 Bye, Felicia.

00:41:18.000 Put him in the league.

00:41:18.000 You saw that.

00:41:19.000 That hook shot.

00:41:20.000 That hook shot deserves a 20. 1.00

00:41:21.000 Your pants have one huge pleat in the front.

00:41:24.000 What you tell you?

00:41:26.000 All right, Fred.

00:41:27.000 Man, I told you I was no joking.

00:41:30.000 He came through correctly.

00:41:30.000 I'm coming off.

00:41:32.000 I came through.

00:41:32.000 You didn't dunk on me.

00:41:34.000 Hey, where's Spud Webb?

00:41:36.000 Man, you a tiny spider.

00:41:39.000 Okay, Fresno.

00:41:41.000 Okay, now go on a 300-mile bike ride, crackhead.

00:41:45.000 Wow.

00:41:46.000 Here's from John.

00:41:47.000 Goodness.

00:41:47.000 You're mentioning Steven Crowder a whole lot.

00:41:49.000 I'm a couple episodes behind, so maybe I missed an announcement.

00:41:51.000 Like, you're gay for him, but what's up? 0.97

00:41:53.000 You just feel really bad about that have a kid joke?

00:41:55.000 Maybe.

00:41:57.000 He isn't nearly as funny as you.

00:41:59.000 He has this high-pitched anxious voice when he's joking.

00:42:01.000 I have a hard time listening to it.

00:42:02.000 Get over him.

00:42:04.000 You have hurt me today.

00:42:07.000 You have hurt me today.

00:42:11.000 She's a fat pig, and that's not good. 1.00

00:42:14.000 But I will hand it to her.

00:42:14.000 She's dying.

00:42:15.000 I've met her a few times.

00:42:17.000 I did a UCB thing with her.

00:42:19.000 She's fucking funny.

00:42:22.000 Her comic timing is perfect.

00:42:27.000 You have hurt me today.

00:42:29.000 I bet she wrote that.

00:42:33.000 Hey, Gavin, sideshow Bob.

00:42:36.000 Put that in your HR complaint.

00:42:38.000 Please.

00:42:39.000 Do you remember this story?

00:42:40.000 I've told this a million times, so I just can't get over it.

00:42:43.000 I was talking to a guy who there was a hotel where he was staying, and the door was, it didn't have a do not disturb sign.

00:42:55.000 And the maid just walked in, and it was past checkout.

00:42:59.000 Remember that happened to me?

00:43:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:01.000 The black guy just walked into my room.

00:43:05.000 No, it was a guy.

00:43:06.000 It was late, though.

00:43:07.000 Oh, yeah, late.

00:43:08.000 It was like 11 p.m.

00:43:09.000 Yeah.

00:43:10.000 They're doing a night check.

00:43:11.000 Weird.

00:43:13.000 Big black guy walks into your room.

00:43:15.000 Do you need towels?

00:43:16.000 Yeah, I do.

00:43:18.000 Why don't you have any?

00:43:19.000 Wasn't he right.

00:43:20.000 Was he wearing like a suit?

00:43:21.000 That's not a.

00:43:21.000 Yeah.

00:43:22.000 He's a thief.

00:43:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:24.000 But the head of security and the manager, they were all black, and I think they just thought, fuck you, dude.

00:43:31.000 Because no one cared about my.

00:43:32.000 I was pissed.

00:43:34.000 I was yelling.

00:43:35.000 People were coming out of their rooms.

00:43:36.000 I mean, I was there with my son.

00:43:38.000 I was fucking mad.

00:43:39.000 Anyway.

00:43:42.000 Remember Casey Affleck's HR bullshit, Me Too thing?

00:43:46.000 Where he raped the woman who did his movie?

00:43:49.000 And you go, that's pretty bad.

00:43:50.000 He should go to jail for a long time.

00:43:52.000 Rape's bad. 1.00

00:43:53.000 Was she crying?

00:43:54.000 Help, help, and he had his hand over his mouth and like a gun or a knife to her head? 0.77

00:43:59.000 And he was raping her and raping her?

00:44:00.000 She's going to be traumatized for the rest of her life. 0.61

00:44:02.000 I mean, he ruined sex for her forever.

00:44:06.000 Well, wait, what happened?

00:44:08.000 So she directs, what's it called?

00:44:11.000 Manhattan by the Sea?

00:44:14.000 That by the Sea movie that does that fucking trick they do now, Manchester by the Sea, where they show a dead kid at the beginning.

00:44:23.000 And now they got me.

00:44:24.000 You're supposed to build the characters.

00:44:27.000 I'm supposed to get to know the characters so I have empathy.

00:44:30.000 You don't just kill the guy's fucking kids in the first five minutes.

00:44:33.000 Yeah, you got me.

00:44:34.000 Congratulations.

00:44:35.000 I'm interested now.

00:44:36.000 I'm also crying.

00:44:37.000 Thanks a lot, fuckface. 0.81

00:44:39.000 So that movie uses that cheap trick of having a fire in the house that could or could not be his fault.

00:44:45.000 And he's fucked up forever. 0.94

00:44:46.000 He's basically killed his kids via negligence.

00:44:49.000 And they're never the same.

00:44:51.000 Anyway, it does very, very well.

00:44:53.000 And the director who directed it is a woman, right? 0.82

00:44:56.000 And so he gave her a career.

00:44:58.000 Thank you.

00:45:01.000 Let him rape you. 1.00

00:45:02.000 No, just kidding.

00:45:03.000 So what did he do?

00:45:05.000 He started her career.

00:45:06.000 She's getting all these awards.

00:45:07.000 It's going to look great on her resume, right?

00:45:10.000 And they're at a hotel, I guess, doing some sort of, you know, Toronto Film Festival kind of bullshit.

00:45:15.000 You do all the festivals.

00:45:16.000 And Casey and I think Joaquin Phoenix, I'm not sure the other one was, they go, hey, give us your room key.

00:45:22.000 We're going to fuck these chicks, these girls. 1.00

00:45:24.000 That's it.

00:45:27.000 They went up, fucked a chick. 0.99

00:45:29.000 Now, the previous story, I didn't finish with the hotel.

00:45:32.000 The maid came in and there was a gay orgy going on. 1.00

00:45:36.000 What?

00:45:37.000 And they were filming gay porn.

00:45:39.000 And they got come on the couch, come on the carpet, come on the pillows, everything.

00:45:43.000 And the manager came in, shut it down, obviously, but said, you just bought all of this.

00:45:47.000 This is your couch now.

00:45:49.000 This is your bed.

00:45:50.000 That's your carpet.

00:45:51.000 And their bill was like $20,000.

00:45:54.000 This sounds very gay.

00:45:55.000 I know.

00:45:56.000 The overlap here is if my boss, who had given me a career, director, it's really fucking hard to climb up the ladder.

00:46:04.000 You've got to do a bunch of shitty art films.

00:46:06.000 Eventually you get some like action film that pays all your bills for the past 40 years.

00:46:11.000 But you start a great career like that, being a director, a female director, super rare. 1.00

00:46:15.000 So you get that gift.

00:46:17.000 My boss, if he said, I want to fuck a chick in your room, I'd be like, okay, I wouldn't even say, don't get jizz on the pillows. 1.00

00:46:24.000 I wouldn't want him to get jizz on the pillows.

00:46:26.000 But I would go to the room, I would examine things.

00:46:28.000 If there was jizz on the pillowcase, I would take it out, put it in the shower, turn on the shower, and leave it there for the maid.

00:46:37.000 Like, do these women belong in the workforce? 1.00

00:46:42.000 We can't riff anymore.

00:46:44.000 I used to, advice, I would walk around, totally nude, I would streak through the office.

00:46:49.000 I wasn't trying to seduce anyone.

00:46:55.000 Hey, Gavin Saito, Bob, check out this example of these people who can't do their fucking jobs.

00:46:59.000 Statistics for retards. 1.00

00:47:01.000 Don't even need to know econometrics, econometrics, to know this is asinine.

00:47:07.000 I love your new sunglasses.

00:47:08.000 It's retarded. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Undergrad losers, I'd be fired for being so shit at my actual job.

00:47:12.000 Now, I'm not looking at this yet, but whenever I see something like this, I get worried that I won't get it either, especially after that huge Marx mistake where I got the communist manifesto wrong.

00:47:23.000 All right, what is this now?

00:47:26.000 Countries with coronavirus in countries with female leaders. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Total deaths, 135.

00:47:32.000 Total deaths, 9,000.

00:47:34.000 Yeah, okay.

00:47:35.000 Disproportionate.

00:47:38.000 It's called per capita.

00:47:42.000 Are women better leaders? 1.00

00:47:44.000 Because in the tiny island of Taiwan, the minute shithole of Denmark. 0.89

00:47:51.000 Welcome to the minute shithole of Denmark.

00:47:53.000 The super teensy island, New Zealand.

00:47:56.000 For real.

00:47:57.000 And the fairly small country, Germany, we had 9,000 deaths.

00:48:01.000 Bananas.

00:48:02.000 Wow.

00:48:03.000 Embarrassing.

00:48:04.000 Well, that's, but they, see, that's why the death of math is so helpful for the left, because they can do stuff like that.

00:48:10.000 And they can say things like, white males are responsible for most deaths in America, which I'm not even sure is true.

00:48:18.000 I think blacks cross the 50% threshold. 0.99

00:48:22.000 But like, they'll say, most people on welfare are white.

00:48:25.000 And you go, yeah.

00:48:26.000 Most people on Japanese welfare are Japanese.

00:48:32.000 Alexander, sweet, out of touch, Gavin.

00:48:36.000 Like you, I've been exhausting all resources at my disposal to really get to the bottom of this bizarre, discarded boiler conundrum.

00:48:42.000 Admittedly, I felt like you at first.

00:48:44.000 Okay, so if I'm wrong, so is my plumber who's been doing it for 30 years.

00:48:48.000 Judging solely from my experience being a sentient human being living in the real world of blah, blah, blah, I came to the conclusion that junkers will often drive around grabbing any scrap they can get their hands on.

00:48:57.000 Sometimes to strip for materials like copper and steel.

00:49:00.000 I've already covered this.

00:49:01.000 I told you how much copper was on it.

00:49:04.000 Other times for parts like valves and pipes.

00:49:07.000 This boiler was dead to the world, rusted to shit, a 20-year-old piece of fucking garbage.

00:49:14.000 Many times just because they're obsessive hoarders and junkers who just collect trash other people throw out and they have some that's what I think is going on.

00:49:22.000 I'll get to the rest of your letter in a second.

00:49:24.000 I think junkers get into this like beaver mentality where they're just like now beavers will often gnaw at a tree just to get their teeth down.

00:49:33.000 So I don't think this guy thought of that individual transaction as a thing.

00:49:37.000 He's just like, I'm a junker.

00:49:39.000 When this plumber calls me, I go and pick it up.

00:49:41.000 Sometimes I lose money, sometimes I gain money, but we have a relationship and I just keep plugging away.

00:49:46.000 And every year or two, I look at my watch and see if I'm making any money.

00:49:52.000 That's one theory.

00:49:53.000 But here he goes.

00:49:54.000 But how wrong we were.

00:49:55.000 He's including himself in this chastisation.

00:49:59.000 This is the guys we hung out in DC with.

00:50:02.000 That guy Alex when we were driving back from that Soiree to DC.

00:50:06.000 Remember them?

00:50:08.000 Barely.

00:50:10.000 After consorting with my team of experts, it turns out the people who snatched up your boiler were almost without question aspiring rocket engineers.

00:50:17.000 Thought it may seem far-fetched, generation boomer, and broken boilers and water heaters are constantly utilized by scientists whose dream it is to be among the stars.

00:50:24.000 Okay, you're a fucking retard. 1.00

00:50:25.000 Thanks for wasting my time.

00:50:27.000 Trina.

00:50:28.000 Hey, Gavin, how's a Rogane going?

00:50:30.000 I'm a soon-to-be 50-year-old mom of three whose hair was thinning because of the arthritis drugs I'm on.

00:50:34.000 My youngest daughter works for an online all-natural hair company called Monate.

00:50:39.000 She gave me hair growth stuff and it has worked wonders for me.

00:50:42.000 I like you more than a friend, Trina.

00:50:44.000 I don't think Rogaine's doing shit.

00:50:48.000 Joe Rogan.

00:50:49.000 You're supposed to put it on twice a day, but I always forget the second time.

00:50:53.000 I just get it in the mornings.

00:50:54.000 Plus, I have this Razak black woman perm shit I put in my hair. 0.99

00:50:59.000 That might be fucking with the chemical combination.

00:51:02.000 This doesn't look good either.

00:51:04.000 Women are claiming Manat hair products are causing hair loss multiple. 0.56

00:51:09.000 It's well, she said monate, but I guess it's the same thing, right?

00:51:11.000 She just spelled it on.

00:51:13.000 There's a lot of lawsuits, and it does not look good.

00:51:17.000 It's like your daughter's breaking up the wrong G. Why does my outbox say it's sending two messages, but I have nothing in my center outbox?

00:51:29.000 What the hell?

00:51:30.000 What the fuck?

00:51:34.000 Can I see these messages you're talking about?

00:51:37.000 Richard.

00:51:38.000 Hey guys, when I'm mentioning woman is good estate agents, check out the new Netflix show, Selling Sunset.

00:51:43.000 My wife is obsessed with that show. 1.00

00:51:46.000 The fact that you like it means you're a fag. 1.00

00:51:49.000 It's just come out in the UK, so may have been out for a while where you are, but it follows the Oppenheim Group in LA and basically confirms all single multi-millionaire men in LA are short geeks.

00:52:00.000 Nice.

00:52:01.000 That's a song, yeah.

00:52:04.000 You got a bright future there, Ryan.

00:52:06.000 Just got to become Jewish. 0.98

00:52:07.000 Oh, man.

00:52:08.000 Look how sexy they are.

00:52:09.000 That's the kind of sexy when you're like 11 and you're like, when I grow up, I'm going to be a handsome man.

00:52:17.000 Or, like, some foreign country, some Russian app has a thing.

00:52:20.000 It's called Sunset.

00:52:21.000 You get to be gorgeous, man.

00:52:24.000 Look at those fucking homes.

00:52:26.000 To sell homes like these, you have to be at the top of your game.

00:52:32.000 Style may get you in the front door.

00:52:36.000 Having trouble walking in those shoes.

00:52:38.000 It's not going to close the deal.

00:52:40.000 After much thought, I've decided to go with Crochelle.

00:52:44.000 Crochet?

00:52:46.000 It's so boring, dude.

00:52:47.000 That final dura can turning through.

00:52:50.000 You and my wife should get together. 0.88

00:52:53.000 Fag it out. 0.99

00:52:54.000 Talk about heels and shit. 1.00

00:52:56.000 Yeah.

00:52:57.000 Here's Joe.

00:52:58.000 Gab, I just watched yesterday's episode of Joe Mellon.

00:53:00.000 For most part, I agree with you on that quiz, but I have a few questions for you.

00:53:02.000 First, on question seven on that quiz, you strongly agreed with Fromicia Cornius.

00:53:06.000 Yeah, yeah, we got it.

00:53:09.000 I think you made a mistake on that one.

00:53:10.000 Yes, I did.

00:53:11.000 You have hurt me today.

00:53:14.000 Also, one question, 16.

00:53:16.000 You were very emphatic about strongly disagreeing that the UN should be abolished.

00:53:22.000 Was that a mistake?

00:53:23.000 Yes, that was another mistake.

00:53:25.000 I want the UN to be abolished.

00:53:27.000 You have hurt me today.

00:53:28.000 And if not, why do you strongly support the UN?

00:53:30.000 I don't, dude.

00:53:31.000 Sorry, you caught me.

00:53:32.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:53:33.000 It's a joke.

00:53:34.000 It's just a joke.

00:53:37.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

00:53:41.000 I'm going to say that every time I make it.

00:53:45.000 I was here.

00:53:46.000 It's a joke.

00:53:47.000 I love that Money for Nothing is playing in the background, too.

00:53:50.000 Which solidifies that you think it's a gay song and I think it rules. 0.99

00:53:53.000 Hey there, Gavin and Ryguy.

00:53:54.000 My name is Tyler.

00:53:55.000 I live in Minneapolis.

00:53:55.000 Yesterday, the police station started out with these...

00:54:00.000 What's the video?

00:54:02.000 He's talking about the riots in Minneapolis.

00:54:06.000 Started out with the usual banging, screaming, meaning the slogan ended with the corner in Minneapolis looking at Urban War Zone.

00:54:11.000 There was the classic, you're all Nazi scum and fucking pigs, fuck you. 0.73

00:54:15.000 You know, activism.

00:54:16.000 But at 157.36, the video I attached, some fool actually tried yelling the truth.

00:54:21.000 See if you can pick out what he says.

00:54:22.000 I like your new sunglasses.

00:54:25.000 157.36.

00:54:28.000 They don't get their cars back.

00:54:29.000 They don't get their building back.

00:54:30.000 They don't get their shit back.

00:54:31.000 We're not getting our brother back.

00:54:32.000 Seven seconds.

00:54:33.000 Police to the death of me.

00:54:34.000 That's on my mama.

00:54:39.000 157.36.

00:54:41.000 37.

00:54:43.000 So we're in it.

00:54:45.000 157.36.

00:54:47.000 Yes, we're in it.

00:54:48.000 And what did he say?

00:54:49.000 Are you okay?

00:54:50.000 No, it starts now.

00:54:55.000 That's the guy.

00:54:56.000 The guy in the green.

00:54:57.000 I don't think we could hear him.

00:54:58.000 Why can't they just listen, bro?

00:55:00.000 Why can't you fucking listen?

00:55:04.000 Stop, first step, right?

00:55:06.000 Stop, first step!

00:55:08.000 Thanks for the super high-quality video that's really easy to hear, dude.

00:55:13.000 People gathered.

00:55:14.000 What did they film this on a flip phone?

00:55:16.000 Excuse me.

00:55:16.000 From 38th in Chicago, where George Floyd was killed.

00:55:20.000 I can't hear him, shithead.

00:55:23.000 And by the way, if you're sending a video where the audio sucks, can you not transcribe what he said?

00:55:31.000 Basically, the crowd surrounded us.

00:55:33.000 There were so many people here.

00:55:34.000 There was thousands of people out.

00:55:36.000 People were very angry.

00:55:37.000 This link of 5730.

00:55:42.000 157.36.

00:55:44.000 Get back.

00:55:45.000 We're not getting our brother back.

00:55:46.000 So I fucked the police to the death of me.

00:55:48.000 That's on my mama.

00:55:51.000 Okay.

00:55:59.000 Here goes the dudes. 0.94

00:56:00.000 Are you okay?

00:56:02.000 I just wanted to whisk the eyes.

00:56:06.000 They're not gonna fucking whisk it.

00:56:08.000 You're okay.

00:56:08.000 Watch it.

00:56:10.000 But the black guy did say, I just want revenge.

00:56:12.000 I thought I heard Soros in there.

00:56:15.000 I guess I'm a millennial born in 84.

00:56:17.000 Anyway, this is from Richard Boiler.

00:56:20.000 Anyways, those people who think they know why scrappers take boilers are fucking idiots.

00:56:24.000 Us Michiganders call them hot water heaters.

00:56:26.000 Quite pliantastic?

00:56:28.000 I know, I'm a machinist, welder, and a general DIYer, and I'm 100% with you.

00:56:32.000 Thank you.

00:56:33.000 You have not hurt me today.

00:56:36.000 For the life of me, I can't figure out why scrappers take boilers and the like.

00:56:40.000 In my neighborhood, a Detroit suburb, if you put something metal just outside your door, it's like someone sounded an alarm and a scrapper's there within minutes.

00:56:48.000 Makes less than no sense.

00:56:50.000 We recycle an entire roll of dumpster of steel crap at work just to make it worth it.

00:56:55.000 An entire roll of dumpster.

00:56:58.000 An entire roll-off.

00:56:59.000 Oh, an entire roll-off dumpster of steel scrap at work.

00:57:02.000 Yeah.

00:57:03.000 Do you get that?

00:57:04.000 So when they have an entire dumpster full, all right, it's worth it.

00:57:08.000 That I get.

00:57:11.000 I saw in my apartment across the street, somebody's putting out like a bureau.

00:57:14.000 Crossing the fag zone? 0.99

00:57:16.000 It's not the fag zone, but sure, for your frame of reference. 0.99

00:57:21.000 And I looked outside, it was a nice day, and then there was a nice little bureau there, and I was like, oh, I'm going to get that.

00:57:26.000 And then I saw an old lady spy in it. 1.00

00:57:29.000 It would have been perfect for the fag zone. 1.00

00:57:31.000 I mean, for my room.

00:57:32.000 That's a great spot.

00:57:34.000 I let her take it.

00:57:35.000 Wow.

00:57:35.000 But I could have just went across the street and grabbed it.

00:57:38.000 You almost got a chair.

00:57:39.000 A bureau.

00:57:41.000 I don't really like the way your camera's pointing, by the way.

00:57:44.000 I don't really like my hair.

00:57:45.000 So I'm not going to show myself.

00:57:48.000 As you probably know, Joe Rogan is going to Spotify.

00:57:50.000 All right.

00:57:52.000 Let's just see how late our viewers are to the game.

00:57:56.000 Right?

00:57:57.000 Now, I hate to.

00:57:59.000 This is recorded.

00:58:00.000 This show was recorded May 27th at Joe Rogan Spotify.

00:58:08.000 Let's go news, right?

00:58:11.000 So when did this come out, this news?

00:58:13.000 Six days ago?

00:58:15.000 Six days ago?

00:58:18.000 Yep.

00:58:19.000 I think it was six days ago.

00:58:22.000 Six fucking days ago.

00:58:24.000 Biggest news in our business, the media, right?

00:58:28.000 And specifically, And he's someone I know.

00:58:31.000 I don't know if we're still friends, but he's someone I know.

00:58:34.000 So, perfect, right, bullseye story for us.

00:58:37.000 Almost a week later, six days later, you go, hey man, I got some news fresh off the presses.

00:58:42.000 I don't know if you know about this.

00:58:44.000 And we've already discussed it on the show.

00:58:49.000 Enough, please.

00:58:51.000 Why is that all crazy colors?

00:58:53.000 Are you doing that on purpose?

00:58:54.000 Yeah, because I look cool.

00:58:55.000 I like that.

00:58:58.000 Okay, here is some information.

00:58:59.000 Soon after the announcements, I bought some stock and it shot up $20 overnight.

00:59:03.000 Should I hold the course, buy more, take my gains and sell?

00:59:05.000 I don't fucking know.

00:59:07.000 Sell?

00:59:08.000 Howard Stern Blackface.

00:59:10.000 And now he's showing us shit that we already showed on the goddamn fucking show.

00:59:14.000 It was on the show, wouldn't it?

00:59:16.000 Jesus H. Bill.

00:59:18.000 Oh, there's another one that's the same story.

00:59:21.000 Yeah, we've seen all that a million times.

00:59:23.000 Then he says Humphrey McGee, which I love that band.

00:59:27.000 These are all the same ones we covered.

00:59:29.000 I don't know who that is, though.

00:59:30.000 Is that Shane Dawson?

00:59:33.000 That's a new one.

00:59:33.000 He's a huge YouTuber.

00:59:34.000 I'll reset the color palette.

00:59:37.000 You know Shane Dawson, right?

00:59:38.000 Yeah, thanks for fucking up the color palette and wasting everyone's time.

00:59:42.000 No, I don't know who Shane Dawson is.

00:59:44.000 He's like one of the biggest YouTubers in the world.

00:59:47.000 Hey, G, I read this news article tonight and wondered who you think is in the right and in the wrong.

00:59:47.000 Okay, great.

00:59:52.000 How would you adjudicate this case if it were in the Get Off My Lawn Court of Appeals, Judge Gavin?

01:00:00.000 In my humble non-legal opinion, the wedding photographer clearly has a legally binding contract, so they are in the right as much as they do not owe this poor bastard the money.

01:00:08.000 However, if you look at how they reacted, especially that nasty Facebook message taunting this young dude on the day that would have been his wedding, don't you think these people are kind of evil?

01:00:17.000 So maybe just go fuck themselves?

01:00:21.000 Wedding videographer refused to provide refund after bride's death.

01:00:25.000 Harasses her family. 0.92

01:00:32.000 Whoa, that's pretty messed up.

01:00:34.000 Today would have been the day where we would have filmed Justin Alex Wednesday after what Justin pulled with the media stunt to try and shake us down for a refund.

01:00:40.000 We hope you sob and cry all day for what would have been your way.

01:00:43.000 Yeah, I just wouldn't pay them.

01:00:44.000 I don't care what the law is.

01:00:47.000 I had my bill for my wedding was like 40 grand.

01:00:53.000 And afterwards, we had sparklers and some of the embers landed on the tablecloths.

01:00:59.000 And the woman wanted money for the tablecloths. 1.00

01:01:04.000 And I was like, no.

01:01:06.000 She goes, but we have a contract.

01:01:07.000 That goes under damages.

01:01:08.000 And I was like, okay.

01:01:11.000 No.

01:01:12.000 You already got tons and tons of money.

01:01:13.000 No one too.

01:01:14.000 So, no, not doing that.

01:01:19.000 Maybe that's why I like Trump.

01:01:21.000 Chris, great TV guy.

01:01:23.000 One of the best shows on Netflix is Fauda.

01:01:26.000 It's half subtitles and half dubbed, which would generally make a show a piece of smelly shit, but it's so good that none of that matters.

01:01:32.000 You will love it, guaranteed.

01:01:32.000 Check it out.

01:01:34.000 I turned Ryan on to...

01:01:38.000 The Shivering Whisper?

01:01:40.000 The Shivering Truth or something?

01:01:41.000 Yeah, The Quivering, Shivering Truth.

01:01:46.000 What's the background of this show?

01:01:47.000 I can't look at Russians. 1.00

01:01:49.000 They make me sick.

01:01:51.000 Turn it up.

01:01:52.000 All right.

01:01:57.000 Some terrorist counter-terrorist stuff?

01:01:59.000 Israel Defense Forces?

01:02:00.000 Ooh, I could get into that.

01:02:03.000 Killing Muslims? 0.83

01:02:05.000 Radical Muslims. 0.92

01:02:06.000 Terrorists.

01:02:06.000 Yes.

01:02:10.000 I mean, I support Israel, but I also don't give a shit about a lot of the countries. 0.96

01:02:14.000 So when I see some disgusting, bombed-out shithole in Jerusalem, I just think, fuck off. 1.00

01:02:21.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:25.000 It's like in public freak out on Reddit when I see like Asians and Indians fighting with the police. 1.00

01:02:31.000 I'm like, I don't care if they live or die.

01:02:34.000 You watch Star Wars for the lightsaber duels, not the Tuscan Raiders running around poking shit.

01:02:40.000 From a Star Wars dudes out there.

01:02:44.000 Blue crate.

01:02:47.000 You see this fucking shit?

01:02:48.000 I'm from Chicago.

01:02:49.000 I know the city well enough to know that they will for sure use this as an opportunity to make an example out of him.

01:02:55.000 The person who posted this link on Facebook is a comedian, and you should see the amount of sad reacts and shares.

01:02:59.000 Liberally, Chicago's hair turns white at the very mention of proud boys.

01:03:03.000 Are you a proud boy?

01:03:04.000 has been used as a sort of threat.

01:03:06.000 The vibe really echoes Soviet Russia.

01:03:08.000 This man's life is ruined.

01:03:09.000 Fuck Antifa.

01:03:11.000 Chicago police are investigating.

01:03:13.000 This fucking stuff makes my stomach turn.

01:03:21.000 Reached by Vice News, the police officer said he was posting the Telegram group, fuck Antifa, to get people on the left and the right together.

01:03:28.000 It's no one's business what a police officer thinks.

01:03:39.000 How did the Chicago Anti-Fascist Action release the dossier on Monday?

01:03:44.000 How did they find out?

01:03:47.000 Unless they have people inside big tech.

01:03:53.000 Designate a hate group for their identity as a far-right neo-fascist organization that admits only men as members.

01:03:59.000 Yeah, like the Knights of Columbus?

01:04:01.000 And promotes political violence.

01:04:02.000 Well, political violence against you when you attack us, fuckface. 0.99

01:04:07.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:04:07.000 But members of the group have been identified as, and then they list all their names, and Chicago police officer, and then they have his name.

01:04:19.000 Huh.

01:04:23.000 Well, he's fucked.

01:04:25.000 I know a cop who was in Louisiana, Brian something.

01:04:31.000 And they discovered he was a proud boy, fired.

01:04:35.000 Not just from that particular district, his entire career of policing is gone forever.

01:04:40.000 He installs air ducts now.

01:04:42.000 HVAC.

01:04:44.000 Or I knew a guy who worked in the Department of Homeland Security.

01:04:48.000 He was working on algorithms that could search out chats and catch things like bomb.

01:04:54.000 What's his name?

01:04:54.000 Yeah, that's the guy.

01:04:56.000 Brian Green.

01:04:57.000 Brian Green.

01:04:58.000 That would do chats, like, Search chats and see things like bomb, terror, Allah, Muhammad, virgins, whatever.

01:05:05.000 And robots would say this particular conversation looks pretty serious.

01:05:10.000 And remember, 75% of all the terrorist threats in America have been thwarted.

01:05:19.000 But that Department of Homeland Security guy, he's got like four kids.

01:05:26.000 He's a single father.

01:05:27.000 His ex-wife was a fucking lunatic. 1.00

01:05:31.000 Fired.

01:05:31.000 Can't work at Department of Homeland Security.

01:05:33.000 Can't protect us from terrorists because you're in a club that the SPLC listed as a hate group.

01:05:43.000 Fucking shit, man.

01:05:45.000 So when did all this happen?

01:05:46.000 May 26th.

01:05:49.000 So weird.

01:05:49.000 I'm reading about it on Vice.

01:05:51.000 Shoot.

01:05:53.000 Screenshots, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:55.000 Proud Boy meetups in this area.

01:05:56.000 I'm bragging about his contacts with high police, which he said he was using to track anti-fascist movements.

01:06:01.000 Looks like they tracked you.

01:06:03.000 He also claims he has government connects, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:06.000 Baker reached by phone on Tuesday, denied that he's a member of the Proud Boys.

01:06:10.000 I never joined them, he said.

01:06:10.000 I met them once.

01:06:12.000 When asked why he was helping coordinate meetups for Proud Boys in the Chicago via Telegram, he said that was in regards to something else.

01:06:17.000 It was to build friends and talk with the left and the right.

01:06:22.000 I have many people on the left for my friends, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:24.000 They took it out of context.

01:06:25.000 Then he hung up.

01:06:27.000 Proud boys who describe themselves as Western chauvinists.

01:06:30.000 I wonder if they'd mention me.

01:06:32.000 Because I don't think Vice is allowed to mention me.

01:06:36.000 Let me just do a search on the old Gavaruskis.

01:06:39.000 Nope.

01:06:40.000 All right, well, that sucks.

01:06:42.000 Fucking sucks.

01:06:43.000 And people go, you happy now, Gavin?

01:06:45.000 See what you've done?

01:06:47.000 What?

01:06:48.000 I don't think people, like people go, look, there's 35 Prowboys lost their jobs because of you. 1.00

01:06:51.000 There's two guys in jail because of you.

01:06:53.000 No, not because of me.

01:06:55.000 Because of them.

01:06:56.000 Because of the DNC, because of Soros, because of a corrupt justice system.

01:07:01.000 I didn't do anything wrong.

01:07:03.000 Roger Stone did nothing wrong.

01:07:05.000 Like, why don't you go to Roger Stone and go, see?

01:07:07.000 All you had to do was flip on Trump and you wouldn't be facing prison.

01:07:11.000 You fucked up.

01:07:12.000 No, no, I didn't.

01:07:16.000 At least this writer is something else.

01:07:19.000 Police, anti-vaxxed robbery, guns, extremism, racism.

01:07:24.000 Extremism.

01:07:25.000 White supremacists.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, just a bummer.

01:07:28.000 Nazis, guns, Tess Owen. 1.00

01:07:30.000 That sounds familiar.

01:07:33.000 Tess Owen.

01:07:37.000 And she is an ugly bitter bitch. 1.00

01:07:43.000 An ugly bitter bitch. 1.00

01:07:44.000 And a child.

01:07:46.000 She's a little kid.

01:07:47.000 What's with these babysitters obsessed with white supremacy?

01:07:55.000 I do hard-hitting pieces about bad words and people in groups that are up to, but I consider no good.

01:08:01.000 I can't find a picture of you.

01:08:02.000 You can?

01:08:03.000 Oh, maybe it's not her.

01:08:05.000 Omni social media, Sarah Agostinsky.

01:08:08.000 That's not her. 0.97

01:08:10.000 I think maybe she's remaining anonymous so that way she could go places and not be pinned out.

01:08:15.000 Like, oh, that's her.

01:08:19.000 But the name Tess is here somewhere.

01:08:19.000 Tess.

01:08:24.000 Tess Owen, founder of Omni Social Media, is a violent public entrepreneur. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Yeah, this is her.

01:08:31.000 That is?

01:08:35.000 Yeah.

01:08:36.000 But I guess she changed her name or something?

01:08:38.000 But she forgot that she left her name on the about page.

01:08:42.000 Anyway, boring.

01:08:43.000 So that sucks.

01:08:46.000 Ryan, you were eating the kebab correctly from the skewer.

01:08:51.000 Sliding the food off the skewer onto a plate is like eating a candy bar with a fork and knife.

01:08:54.000 Must be a Canadian thing or something.

01:08:56.000 Kirb did a whole episode about Larry eating from a skewer and poking Ben Stiller's eye.

01:09:01.000 Remember?

01:09:02.000 And it's 40 seconds in.

01:09:06.000 That's right.

01:09:07.000 Up on the boards together.

01:09:07.000 Great.

01:09:10.000 Yeah, figuring it out.

01:09:11.000 Going great?

01:09:12.000 It's going.

01:09:13.000 It's going.

01:09:13.000 I think it's going pretty good.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, it's going okay.

01:09:16.000 What should I do with this?

01:09:17.000 I think a woman will come around to speak and put it on the table.

01:09:21.000 Every time I get one of these, I'll wind up holding it the whole night, you know?

01:09:25.000 I don't think that's true.

01:09:26.000 Oh, man.

01:09:28.000 If you're walking around at a party and no one's sitting down, then yeah.

01:09:33.000 But if you're sitting down, we're all seated.

01:09:40.000 Okay.

01:09:42.000 Here we go.

01:09:43.000 You want to take the beautiful golf club.

01:09:46.000 Watch this.

01:09:46.000 Okay.

01:09:47.000 Let's say that's the ball, okay?

01:09:48.000 You want to take the club and give it back to the catcher.

01:09:52.000 Give it to the catcher.

01:09:53.000 Here, watch this.

01:09:59.000 Oh, fuck.

01:09:59.000 Jesus.

01:10:01.000 Ow! 1.00

01:10:03.000 I can't see.

01:10:04.000 What did you do?

01:10:06.000 God, honey.

01:10:08.000 That could easily blind you, huh?

01:10:10.000 Yeah, I would hate that.

01:10:11.000 I would hate that.

01:10:12.000 You're like a chick. 0.99

01:10:12.000 I would hate that. 0.99

01:10:13.000 Would you rather be poked in the eye or have to eat a plate of shit?

01:10:17.000 Neither.

01:10:18.000 I don't even eat the plate of shit.

01:10:19.000 I don't want either of those things.

01:10:21.000 I know, dear.

01:10:22.000 It's an ultimatum.

01:10:23.000 No, I'm not doing it.

01:10:25.000 Okay, well, we're killing your family.

01:10:28.000 Thought you guys would enjoy this take on Vice Writers.

01:10:31.000 I like you more than your new glasses.

01:10:33.000 And this is from Patrick.

01:10:35.000 Petrie.

01:10:39.000 And this comes after years of dedicating my life.

01:10:41.000 Why do you are you so slow?

01:10:46.000 And this comes after years of dedicating my life to writing articles like A Woman's Guide to Tucking in Your Dick.

01:10:52.000 Yes, there are trans animals. 1.00

01:10:53.000 Why some men choose to remove their penis.

01:10:55.000 The Kim OG app doesn't work for Grindr.

01:10:58.000 And a modest take on why men terrorize women with poop.

01:11:01.000 And then I find out via email that I'm being let go because my articles aren't generating revenue.

01:11:06.000 Hi, New York Times.

01:11:07.000 Mark Diamond here.

01:11:08.000 Just calling to see if you got a chance to check up my resume.

01:11:10.000 Thousands of articles are never going to see the light of day.

01:11:12.000 No, I know you told me to stop calling, but I had an idea for a new article about canceling the Easter bunny.

01:11:17.000 Articles like 10 dildos are better than one, and your boyfriend's racist if you won't sit on them.

01:11:21.000 Lesbians should become trans men because most of them don't even have to change anything. 1.00

01:11:25.000 Does it only have 8,000 views?

01:11:27.000 We've had that guy on before.

01:11:29.000 We've talked about his videos before, he's really good, and his stand-up is good too.

01:11:32.000 Ryan Long.

01:11:33.000 Why are you saying it like that?

01:11:35.000 Ryan Long, dear Gavin, have you been spending too much time in the fag zone? 1.00

01:11:39.000 Why did you strongly disagree to abolishing the UN?

01:11:42.000 I made a mistake.

01:11:43.000 Jesus.

01:11:44.000 You have hurt me today.

01:11:45.000 Have you guys not been watching the rest of the show?

01:11:48.000 I was watching your last episode when you said you were going through the questions of one of them said the United Nations.

01:11:52.000 Okay, I apologize.

01:11:58.000 Dude, I came across this on Instagram.

01:12:00.000 It was a post by modern.be.mag, apparently insinuating that all body types are beautiful. 0.99

01:12:08.000 You're both dying.

01:12:09.000 My guck.

01:12:10.000 What the fuck?

01:12:11.000 Look at those hips. 1.00

01:12:12.000 If you average out the weight, I'm sure that's a healthy...

01:12:18.000 Those hips are Auschwitz level. 0.99

01:12:20.000 Yeah, they're Ausch hips. 0.99

01:12:23.000 Some of the comments said these ladies were brave, but I think the true brave are the men who'd put their heels on for these two.

01:12:30.000 Made me wonder, who would you rather?

01:12:32.000 Oh, fatty by a fucking landslide.

01:12:34.000 Yeah.

01:12:35.000 Think it's a fatty?

01:12:36.000 Fatty is...

01:12:41.000 The fucking skeleton, I mean, you would have nightmares.

01:12:46.000 I wouldn't do either.

01:12:47.000 I wouldn't.

01:12:48.000 I'm not going to do either.

01:12:49.000 I'd just fly off in a plane.

01:12:50.000 I don't want to have sex with them.

01:12:55.000 I'd rather eat a steak and fuck a supermodel and win a million dollars. 1.00

01:13:02.000 Oh, well, I would do both, but if I could just transform them entirely and then not be the person.

01:13:07.000 Yeah, that's the thing that pisses me off when you're like, make out with a bomb or, and they're like, wait a minute, can he brush his teeth first?

01:13:14.000 Like, no, we're not doing any of that shit.

01:13:16.000 Can I take away all senses of my teeth?

01:13:18.000 Or just kiss him on the cheek?

01:13:19.000 What if I could delete my memories afterwards?

01:13:22.000 Yeah, no, no.

01:13:23.000 We'll invent all sorts of shit for you, sure.

01:13:25.000 By the way, I already solved that conundrum.

01:13:27.000 I wrote an article on Tachymag.

01:13:29.000 How much would you have to be paid to be raped by a bum? 1.00

01:13:32.000 I brought it up at a dinner party that Ann Coulter invited me to, and she was mad at me.

01:13:37.000 And I was like, Ann, it wasn't, I wasn't like, hey, who likes to fuck in the ass?

01:13:42.000 It wasn't like that.

01:13:43.000 It was an intellectual discussion.

01:13:46.000 All right.

01:13:47.000 Did you find it?

01:13:48.000 Why aren't you looking for it?

01:13:49.000 What?

01:13:50.000 My tacky mag article.

01:13:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:54.000 I had some other.

01:13:55.000 I was literally sitting there going, yeah, yeah, right, right.

01:13:58.000 You're not watching the show.

01:13:59.000 You're on the show.

01:14:01.000 Tacky Mag raped by a bum, Gavin McInnes. 0.69

01:14:04.000 I had the aliens.

01:14:06.000 Bye, bum. 0.56

01:14:08.000 Still going, folks.

01:14:09.000 He's still typing.

01:14:10.000 When you mean a homeless person, not a bum.

01:14:12.000 Holy shit.

01:14:14.000 Just, did you get it?

01:14:23.000 You suck so much shit.

01:14:24.000 Watch how fast I fucking find this, okay?

01:14:26.000 Starting now.

01:14:34.000 TackyMag.com.

01:14:37.000 Homeless person. 0.98

01:14:40.000 Rape.

01:14:41.000 Millions sex. 0.81

01:14:43.000 Millions.

01:14:47.000 And we're there.

01:14:49.000 The $10 million question.

01:14:52.000 The million thing would have helped.

01:14:55.000 Well, you use your brain.

01:14:57.000 How the heck do you type in homeless rape and then that's not the first thing that comes up?

01:15:01.000 Dude, just look up the $10 million question, Tacky Mag.

01:15:06.000 You're fucking incompetent.

01:15:08.000 I already gave you the title of the article.

01:15:11.000 I've had it up here all this time.

01:15:17.000 Still going, folks.

01:15:18.000 Jamie, still fucking going.

01:15:24.000 Holy shit, you are the worst.

01:15:26.000 I typed it in.

01:15:27.000 I typed it in.

01:15:28.000 Did you type in Tacky Mag?

01:15:30.000 I'm on Tacky Mag searching for it.

01:15:32.000 No, you don't use fucking website searches.

01:15:35.000 You know, they suck.

01:15:37.000 They always suck.

01:15:41.000 Fucking useless retard. 1.00

01:15:43.000 You type in tachymag.com and then the article in a Google search.

01:15:50.000 Websites, individual searches always suck.

01:15:52.000 You may want to learn these things.

01:15:55.000 Anyway, you guys can look that up on your own.

01:15:57.000 But I basically work out to be raped in the ass by a bum, and obviously it's not rape if you're getting paid, is $9 million, oh, $10 million. 0.97

01:16:09.000 And what you do is you donate $3 million of it to a charity to help with your own mental trauma from remembering that.

01:16:16.000 And also, because people are going to be in your house, in your in-ground pool, and they're going to go, wow, this is awesome.

01:16:22.000 Is this from censored.tv just doing that stupid show?

01:16:25.000 You go, no, most of the money came from getting fucked in the ass by a bum. 1.00

01:16:31.000 That's not a great story.

01:16:32.000 Now you say, most of the money came from that, but I also donated this much to this charity or this prostate cancer, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:40.000 Now we're better off.

01:16:41.000 All right.

01:16:42.000 This is from Matt.

01:16:43.000 Does this con Central Park Karen context?

01:16:46.000 Does this context change the narrative at all?

01:16:48.000 This is a Facebook post from the guy filming.

01:16:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:51.000 We know that story.

01:16:52.000 We've discussed it.

01:16:54.000 He said he was going to do something to her that she wasn't going to like.

01:16:58.000 And we also know that Tessa Majors went to a park in Manhattan, in Harlem, not far from Central Park.

01:17:12.000 And she wanted to buy pot. 0.86

01:17:15.000 I argue she was killed by feminism. 1.00

01:17:17.000 And you're looking up Tessa Majors?

01:17:21.000 Yeah, he's free.

01:17:25.000 Released without charges.

01:17:27.000 So here's what happened.

01:17:28.000 She's trying to buy pot. 1.00

01:17:29.000 She thinks she's a badass. 1.00

01:17:31.000 They see a woman in one of the most dangerous places in all of New York City, this park. 0.99

01:17:35.000 There's stabbings there all the time.

01:17:37.000 And they go, we don't have pot, but now we have your purse.

01:17:39.000 And she goes, oh, fuck that. 0.89

01:17:41.000 They'll give us your fucking purse, bitch, white lady. 1.00

01:17:43.000 And she's like, you're not getting my purse, motherfucker. 0.99

01:17:46.000 Okay.

01:17:48.000 Now, here's a crazy angle.

01:17:50.000 In the culture of black ghetto crime, they kind of had no choice. 1.00

01:17:57.000 I know it's a horrible thing to say, but he's now known as a bitch who got bullied by a white, rich white girl who's only 18 years old. 0.99

01:18:07.000 Now he's a bitch forever. 1.00

01:18:09.000 And just like in prison, if you're a bitch in the hood, you're vulnerable. 1.00

01:18:13.000 You might get killed.

01:18:15.000 Better him.

01:18:16.000 It might be your nickname, white girl.

01:18:19.000 Hey, white girl, come over here. 1.00

01:18:21.000 Stop calling me that.

01:18:22.000 Fuck you.

01:18:23.000 Because it happened also many years ago with Nicole Dufran.

01:18:27.000 A guy named Rudy Fleming put a gun to her head, said, give me all your money. 0.75

01:18:32.000 She goes, what are you going to do, bitch? 1.00

01:18:34.000 Shoot me?

01:18:35.000 Now he would become white girl bitch for the rest of his life. 1.00

01:18:41.000 So he went, oh, fuck, here we go.

01:18:47.000 In other words, ladies, you're not hood, okay? 0.99

01:18:52.000 Don't go to the fucking Harlem parks trying to get weed and challenging people with young men, black teens, with knives in their hand. 0.99

01:19:01.000 And when a black kid pulls a gun on you, don't say, don't call him a bitch.

01:19:07.000 I'm sorry, I know this sounds like I'm blaming the victim, but I'm kind of blaming feminism. 1.00

01:19:13.000 Anyway, yeah, that woman said, he said to that woman in Central Park, I'm going to do something to you, to your dog, and you're not going to like it.

01:19:22.000 This is what, the Tessa Majors, I think, was December.

01:19:26.000 So there's a few months after a woman was killed by a black man in the park.

01:19:30.000 But they've canceled her life. 0.54

01:19:33.000 No job.

01:19:33.000 They took her fucking dog away.

01:19:38.000 Yeah.

01:19:40.000 That's for another show.

01:19:41.000 We're going to get into the Karen conundrum.

01:19:43.000 Because on the one hand, it's racist to say Karen.

01:19:45.000 But on the other hand, these Karens have fucked with my life quite a bit. 1.00

01:19:49.000 More than black chicks sure have. 1.00

01:19:53.000 You took away Chromecasting.

01:19:55.000 Can you get your tech dude to fix the Chromecasting, please?

01:20:00.000 I have no idea what that means.

01:20:02.000 So we will send that off to my tech guy.

01:20:05.000 Sorry to bore you with that letter.

01:20:08.000 Uh-oh.

01:20:09.000 Have you noticed, by the way, remember you fucked up the quiz when you touched your mouse? 0.96

01:20:13.000 My stupid Apple mouse is so sensitive now that one little and I'm on another planet.

01:20:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:22.000 Gavines.

01:20:24.000 Yo, cuck faggot. 1.00

01:20:26.000 Damn, nigga. 1.00

01:20:28.000 And he makes it clear he's not addressing you.

01:20:30.000 I'm getting 100% of that, cuck.

01:20:32.000 Damn.

01:20:33.000 And he's mushed your first name into your last name, Gavinus.

01:20:37.000 I know that the 1990s, you're busy singing in the band from whence you fabricated your boring laurel resting gayness, diarrhea cha-cha-cha, or Mantai Rayol Boys, or the fucking Animal Collective, or Anal Chagrin, Chinook, whatever's, bro. 0.99

01:20:51.000 Whole seismic-based low-bar, no-heart, drunk, bore, man-gun, clobbern, slobbern, bitch hunt, you twat. 0.97

01:20:57.000 I always write, please don't use my name when I listen to you speak, as if you'll read anything I write for reels.

01:21:02.000 Well, my first son was born today, and it's largely due to your influence, so thank you.

01:21:06.000 This person sounds like John McCaffey.

01:21:09.000 Also, dude, remember Fraser from Old Cheers on his spin-off?

01:21:12.000 Okay, Roz was a thick show.

01:21:14.000 Shut the fuck up, weirdo.

01:21:18.000 Congratulations, though.

01:21:20.000 Scrap metal.

01:21:21.000 Back to the scrap.

01:21:23.000 Scrap metal!

01:21:25.000 Anyone that, by the way, a person is who.

01:21:28.000 A thing is that.

01:21:29.000 So it's anyone who thinks.

01:21:32.000 Anyone who thinks that someone is fixing a hot water heater is retarded. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Thank you.

01:21:36.000 My dad, aunt, and her drug addict ex-boyfriend used to collect scrap metal.

01:21:40.000 Water heaters are a big find for scrappers.

01:21:42.000 I think there is some copper in there that you know is well regarded.

01:21:47.000 I told you how much fucking copper there was.

01:21:49.000 It's not a lot.

01:21:50.000 They can be pretty easy to load into the truck, van if they're on the curb, yes.

01:21:53.000 Anyway, to put scrap metal prices into perspective, I work for a construction company.

01:21:57.000 We built a railroad bridge about 425 feet long and it carried two tracks.

01:22:02.000 We scrapped all the steel from the old bridge.

01:22:05.000 I forget how much it weighed, but the entire scrap value of the bridge was about 30 grand.

01:22:10.000 There is no money to be made in scrap metal.

01:22:12.000 My dad would spend hours and hours collecting, cutting up, and sorting the different types of metal and then complain when he got $500 at best for a load of the high-value scrap.

01:22:24.000 PS callers are boring retards and emailers too, damn it. 0.99

01:22:28.000 That wasn't boring.

01:22:32.000 Sal, Jimmy Fallon and removing blacks from culture. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Hey Gav, far be it from me to defend the likes of the ever-so-milquetoast Jimmy Fallon, but I'm starting to feel like blackface being used in comedy post-1960s Birmingham is actually more inclusive and self-aware than any of the minstrel satire that something like a Chris Rock impression is being compared to.

01:22:50.000 And I think banning an impression actually does more harm than good.

01:22:53.000 Think of what the backlash actually accomplishes.

01:22:55.000 One, Jimmy Fallon doesn't do that impression anymore.

01:22:58.000 She's not doing it without blackface. 1.00

01:22:59.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:23:00.000 Two, Jim and his peers are afraid to satirize black people in any way, regardless of what they look like.

01:23:05.000 Three, black people aren't talked about in comedy anymore, thus removing an entire race from a piece of pop culture.

01:23:11.000 That's what I've always said about political correctness.

01:23:14.000 Like when I was a kid with retards, we said the word retard and they were our friends. 1.00

01:23:18.000 They were in our gang.

01:23:19.000 It would always be someone's brother and he can't, he's not allowed to come out and play unless he brings Max.

01:23:23.000 So we have a retard in the crew. 1.00

01:23:25.000 Then abortion wiped them out. 0.85

01:23:27.000 But also, today, everyone is so scared of the word retard or anything like that that they keep them separate in a closet.

01:23:34.000 They don't touch them.

01:23:36.000 It's like kids.

01:23:36.000 Bill Burr says that.

01:23:37.000 He goes, when I was young, I'd see a kid.

01:23:39.000 I go, what's going on, buddy?

01:23:40.000 We have fun now.

01:23:40.000 I'm just like, get the fuck away from me.

01:23:43.000 You know, we've made all of us scared of each other.

01:23:46.000 And I've said this before.

01:23:48.000 Imagine being a black woman in a normal office space right now who wants to riff and be cool and funny. 1.00

01:23:55.000 She must walk into the cafeteria and everyone just goes, oh, I don't know how it does.

01:24:00.000 You don't want to say the wrong thing.

01:24:02.000 Like I probably did too.

01:24:03.000 What's her name?

01:24:04.000 Denine Barelli.

01:24:05.000 If I tell her nice shirt, then that means every other shirt that I didn't say that to sucked and then that's racist.

01:24:11.000 I actually did say that to Denine once by accident.

01:24:13.000 A nice shirt?

01:24:14.000 No, I was talking about Fox News and I go, why do they all have the same fucking dress?

01:24:18.000 It was me, Dan Bongino, Denine Barelli.

01:24:21.000 Michelle Malkin, I think, was there too.

01:24:24.000 And we were all talking about the election and it was in between shots and I said, I mean, like, video shots.

01:24:31.000 I said, yeah, they all have the same fucking dress. 0.99

01:24:34.000 Like, why doesn't anyone have, you know, a Jeremy Scott dress or a Vivian Westwood dress with like a shawl or something?

01:24:39.000 It's always the exact same fucking dress.

01:24:41.000 And then I saw Denine go like this, and then I realized she was wearing that exact dress.

01:24:45.000 That might be why she hated me so much.

01:24:48.000 Anyway, I'm sure there are plenty of African Americans who want to take part in a good impression.

01:24:51.000 It is a good impression, but because comedy allows for laughing at all kinds of people, but whites are inadvertently taking that away from blacks. 0.88

01:24:57.000 There's so many examples like this, but they all lead to the same place.

01:24:59.000 Multiculturalism is erased from the communal art experience. 0.99

01:25:02.000 Thanks for always putting on a good show.

01:25:04.000 Do more off-the-record episodes if you have time.

01:25:06.000 You're still a cool hipster.

01:25:07.000 Thanks.

01:25:08.000 And I enjoy your insight, even if you are basically Muthuselah. 0.98

01:25:12.000 Who is that again?

01:25:14.000 Methuselah.

01:25:15.000 Yeah, Methuselah.

01:25:16.000 Is that from the Babo?

01:25:17.000 Methuselah.

01:25:19.000 Is that from the Babo?

01:25:20.000 Your attitude where you look in her eyes, she turns into stone and shit. 0.87

01:25:24.000 No, that's not.

01:25:25.000 That's Medusa. 1.00

01:25:26.000 I know.

01:25:27.000 Oh, you're doing a joke.

01:25:29.000 Biblical patriarch and a figure in Judeo-Christianism said to have died at the age, he lived the longest of all the figures in the Bible.

01:25:34.000 Oh, I get it.

01:25:35.000 I'm old.

01:25:37.000 Son of Enoch, yes, of course.

01:25:39.000 Yeah, and that also, by the way, letter writer, that's also why Archie, I argue the Archie Bunkers of the world are less racist.

01:25:48.000 Actually, let me rephrase that.

01:25:50.000 In an Archie Bunker world, there is less racism than there is today.

01:25:54.000 When you can make Polak jokes and black jokes, everyone is happier. 1.00

01:25:58.000 Everyone is better off.

01:26:00.000 And you're closer to other people.

01:26:02.000 This is why they want to control our speech.

01:26:05.000 This is why they want to silence us.

01:26:08.000 Because when we get along, we're empowered.

01:26:10.000 We're independent.

01:26:11.000 When we're separated and scared of each other, we call the police.

01:26:14.000 We film each other and call the police.

01:26:16.000 They've turned us into self-monitoring, big brother Orwellian slaves.

01:26:21.000 Thanks.

01:26:22.000 Thank you.

01:26:27.000 Don't fall for it.

01:26:30.000 Get fired.

01:26:31.000 Get in trouble.

01:26:32.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 01, 2020

S02E170 - MAILBAG CATCH-UP 2 [2020-06-01 - S02E170 - MAILBAG CATCH-UP 2]

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