Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #51 - RADICAL UTOPIA

00:00:28.000 Pshaw, psha usually in the show we have a tune that's relevant to the news, and then we talk about the music and we talk about the band.

00:00:38.000 But we're living in an Orwellian YouTube universe where we're not allowed to use other people's music even within the context of discussing it.

00:00:49.000 So we play that generic song my friend made.

00:00:53.000 I'll call him Bob.

00:00:55.000 He could probably get in trouble because he made us this music.

00:01:00.000 And every letter we get says, don't say my name aloud.

00:01:06.000 How did we get here?

00:01:08.000 Like, is this the Holocaust denial show where we have charts where we show the white brain and the black brain and the Jewish brain? 0.84

00:01:16.000 And we have all the kinds of sort of radiuses of them all.

00:01:20.000 And we talk about the imminent revolution, how to kill everyone that's non-white. 1.00

00:01:24.000 Is that what's going on here?

00:01:27.000 It's funny that to be a moderate, which I think I am, and I think you are, I think Ryan is, and to support the president is considered radical.

00:01:39.000 Okay.

00:01:40.000 And with these riots, things have changed too.

00:01:44.000 Like, I think I have become not the villain they make me out to be, but I give up.

00:01:52.000 Like, I saw these two black dudes in my neighborhood, and they had telephoto lenses.

00:01:56.000 They had funny shorts on, too, that were very colorful.

00:01:59.000 I think they might have been African, middle-class Africans, like Kenyans.

00:02:03.000 And they had telephoto lenses on.

00:02:05.000 I think they were birders.

00:02:06.000 And we've had an owl, two baby owls in our neighborhood.

00:02:12.000 And two months ago, I would have seen them and said, oh, are you guys here for the owls?

00:02:16.000 You know, yeah, yeah, they're in this tree.

00:02:18.000 And we've also spotted them in that tree there.

00:02:22.000 But now I just sort of drove by and thought, man, fuck you.

00:02:27.000 Like, I'm done.

00:02:28.000 I'm done trying to be friends.

00:02:30.000 So I think diversity as a concept, at least non-natural diversity, where they go, well, how's, we should get more of this group in here.

00:02:39.000 I think that's done.

00:02:41.000 America quits.

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00:03:58.000 has gone, fuck you, I'm not talking about this anymore. 0.99

00:04:03.000 I give up.

00:04:04.000 Now another 40% has said, has no opinion.

00:04:08.000 So you end up, I should say 35%, you end up with about 95% of the country going, we're done, we're over.

00:04:17.000 I'm not talking about this anymore.

00:04:19.000 You broke my heart in 1968 when you killed MLK.

00:04:23.000 I cared about this country.

00:04:25.000 I wanted to fix things.

00:04:26.000 Now, it's not fixable.

00:04:29.000 We had eight years of Obama, and things got worse.

00:04:32.000 You are insatiable.

00:04:36.000 So I give up.

00:04:38.000 You can have the city, you can have New York, you can have Baltimore, you can have the south side of Chicago, you can have Detroit.

00:04:43.000 We'll be out in the burbs and out in the country.

00:04:45.000 No more.

00:04:47.000 People of all color think that.

00:04:50.000 Most black people feel the same way too.

00:04:53.000 What do you mean?

00:04:55.000 Show your face.

00:04:56.000 How extreme it all is.

00:04:57.000 And just a bit much.

00:05:00.000 Like, nobody wants to abolish the police.

00:05:02.000 That's like a small group of wackos. 1.00

00:05:03.000 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

00:05:05.000 It's sort of like when they were saying the MTA should be free, the subway should be free.

00:05:10.000 And I thought, oh, you mean like, and then looked it up, I could not find one city in the world.

00:05:16.000 I think in Iceland, I found a city that has free public buses.

00:05:21.000 And I think in Glasgow, you have free buses for senior citizens.

00:05:28.000 Free subways?

00:05:31.000 subways well you got them and what did you get you got homeless people with shit everywhere both shit metaphorically like meaning they're crap but also little literally shit rolling up and down the car that's your wish which is why we have a t-shirt on censored.tv that has a woman holding a sign that says oink oink oink you monsters as she cries her eyes out that's her shirt

00:06:02.000 oink oink you monsters because she that's a that's a tracing i did of a photograph and uh she held that sign up at a rally to say that putting more police in the mta was racist i mean are we done now we're done right we're done it's like the trannies thing when we first heard that we went oh more than two genders okay i'm kind of open to that So, how many are there? 0.86

00:06:31.000 I don't know.

00:06:33.000 Wait, what?

00:06:34.000 Do you mean like three?

00:06:35.000 I can do three.

00:06:36.000 Male, female, other.

00:06:38.000 Okay.

00:06:40.000 No, there's actually 92.

00:06:43.000 What?

00:06:44.000 Yeah, it includes two spirit, which is a Native American term.

00:06:48.000 No, it doesn't.

00:06:51.000 You're dumped.

00:06:52.000 Fuck you.

00:06:54.000 Like a crazy drunk girl. 0.95

00:06:56.000 The left, half the country has become a crazy drunk girl. 0.89

00:06:59.000 Where she's like, oh my God, you were there.

00:07:02.000 You're talking to my friend.

00:07:04.000 Oh, really?

00:07:04.000 I don't remember.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, my friend was there.

00:07:06.000 What?

00:07:08.000 You guys were fighting.

00:07:09.000 You tried to kill her.

00:07:11.000 You raped her and her dad.

00:07:14.000 What?

00:07:15.000 No, no, you got, first of all, I don't think that happened with anyone.

00:07:18.000 But secondly, you got the wrong guy.

00:07:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:07:20.000 My boyfriend's going to kill you.

00:07:22.000 All right, you got to get out of here.

00:07:24.000 I'm not comfortable around her.

00:07:26.000 She's freaking me out.

00:07:28.000 That's where the left is.

00:07:29.000 And nowhere is this more representative.

00:07:33.000 And my notes are not good, Ryan, because I pounded them out in five minutes before the show.

00:07:40.000 And I sent you a separate email with a bunch of pictures.

00:07:43.000 I got the pictures.

00:07:43.000 So you're going to have to sift through them all.

00:07:46.000 So we know about this no-go zone in Seattle.

00:07:51.000 So about four days ago, this woman named LaRock something.

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:59.000 She put out a thing.

00:08:00.000 That's her, but find a different one from her with Ron Coleman.

00:08:03.000 She put out a thing saying proud boys are in the neighborhood and they're terrorizing everyone.

00:08:10.000 And I've had proud boys on various chats say, dude, let's fucking get in there.

00:08:14.000 Look at this.

00:08:15.000 I've also seen folks, white and black, packing heat to help defend the area from proud boys.

00:08:21.000 Incredible to see.

00:08:22.000 Some dude sent me a thing from next door Minneapolis that was talking about how they're in my neighborhood.

00:08:30.000 That's not it.

00:08:32.000 No, no, no, no.

00:08:36.000 That's it.

00:08:37.000 Show this?

00:08:38.000 Yeah, show that.

00:08:40.000 So if you zoom in on that, this is just random neighbors fighting in Minneapolis.

00:08:45.000 One of them offers his home up to Antifa so they can make that their headquarters, right?

00:08:53.000 There's a hotel.

00:08:55.000 I forget what city it's in.

00:08:56.000 It's like a holiday inn that had like $13,000 of donations so they could take over the hotel and make that their home base.

00:09:05.000 What?

00:09:10.000 When we were anarchist punks in the 80s, we knew we were esoteric.

00:09:14.000 We didn't expect housewives to support us. 1.00

00:09:17.000 But go back to those pictures.

00:09:19.000 So in Minneapolis, this guy says, scroll down.

00:09:26.000 There we go.

00:09:26.000 So what's his name?

00:09:28.000 This guy.

00:09:29.000 Eileen.

00:09:30.000 Oh, it's a woman. 0.92

00:09:31.000 Ann Clark, yes, they are allowed to meet.

00:09:32.000 I find it odd that you question racism in the city itself.

00:09:35.000 Even if you are right and most of the white cops are not racist, we still have plenty of white people that literally invite Nazis into our neighborhoods.

00:09:44.000 What?

00:09:45.000 No, they don't.

00:09:46.000 Oh, okay, then it's true.

00:09:46.000 I've seen it.

00:09:48.000 Hide all you want.

00:09:49.000 There are monthly KKK meetings in the city.

00:09:54.000 What?

00:09:55.000 This is like that hashtag.

00:09:57.000 Please designate the KKK a terrorist organization.

00:10:00.000 Okay.

00:10:01.000 How about we kill the whole KKK?

00:10:03.000 I'll shoot them right now.

00:10:03.000 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.

00:10:08.000 That's a mass murder.

00:10:09.000 Sorry, but will you shut the fuck up now about this mythical force?

00:10:15.000 Monthly KKK meetings?

00:10:17.000 Like, imagine her IQ. 0.97

00:10:19.000 And white nationalists are allowed to gather as often as they want.

00:10:22.000 Ever heard of the quote-unquote proud boys?

00:10:25.000 I saw them and McInnis, almost spelled right, at a rally about six blocks north of Lake.

00:10:32.000 I guess only some of those Nazis are actually racist, though, right?

00:10:36.000 What?

00:10:37.000 I haven't been to Minneapolis in 20 years, but apparently I'm roaming the streets with proud boys telling them to go places.

00:10:45.000 Anyway, so that original woman with the crazy eyebrows, I think is a man.

00:10:49.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:10:50.000 This goes back to that gender shit we're talking about. 0.96

00:10:53.000 It's just very confusing.

00:10:54.000 What's her name?

00:10:55.000 Lauren?

00:10:55.000 Laura Cowk.

00:10:57.000 People have established a six-block.

00:10:59.000 Look at her motherfucking eyebrows. 1.00

00:11:03.000 Is that legal?

00:11:04.000 Maybe that's why she's an anarchist, is the government made it illegal to have eyebrows that look like you stepped on two shit-covered caterpillars. 0.98

00:11:14.000 What the fuck is going on with her face?

00:11:17.000 That looks like the kind of signs that are at a used car place where they say 40% off, but it's zhoop, joop on her forehead.

00:11:27.000 She looks, it looks ridiculous.

00:11:29.000 Anyway, people have established a six-block autonomous zone in Cap Hill, which is an area in Seattle.

00:11:34.000 Walled off with staggered barricades.

00:11:36.000 Oh, so you built a wall.

00:11:40.000 That's funny.

00:11:41.000 So you want a border.

00:11:42.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

00:11:45.000 Until we invent our own thing, and then we won't want walls.

00:11:49.000 With teams setting up bathrooms, that's awesome.

00:11:52.000 Aren't there buildings in this?

00:11:54.000 Like, aren't there bathrooms in these buildings?

00:11:57.000 Are they just on the streets?

00:11:59.000 No one invited them in?

00:12:01.000 Probably too much work to go in.

00:12:02.000 Dude, imagine you lived in this area.

00:12:04.000 You're like, I got to get to work.

00:12:07.000 What are you doing?

00:12:08.000 Distributing food and water, disabling security cameras.

00:12:11.000 This is revolutionary praxis.

00:12:13.000 And then, what does she say?

00:12:14.000 What does it say?

00:12:15.000 Long may she live.

00:12:17.000 You are now entering Cap Hill Autonomous Zone.

00:12:20.000 Now, Proud Boys say to me, they go, dude, bad things happen when good men do nothing.

00:12:24.000 We should get in there.

00:12:25.000 I'm like, dude, fucking chill.

00:12:28.000 Look up the picture of the guy in the bathtub I sent you.

00:12:31.000 It's time to fucking chill your will.

00:12:34.000 Let the left eat itself.

00:12:36.000 This is what Proud Boys should be doing right now.

00:12:40.000 Maxing and relaxing.

00:12:42.000 This is their utopia.

00:12:44.000 They want to make it clear to the world what their solution is.

00:12:47.000 Okay, let's see it.

00:12:49.000 So anyway, go back to that Lauren chick.

00:12:52.000 So she takes over.

00:12:55.000 She becomes by proxy some sort of leader.

00:12:57.000 Other teams I've seen have been cleaning up trash, setting Up a medic booth and making sure the inside of the police station is properly understood as a trap.

00:13:05.000 I think the police gave up their police station, which I don't endorse.

00:13:11.000 But anyway, later on, I don't know if I sent you that as a tweet or what, but uh, she goes, The homeless people we invited in ate all our food.

00:13:23.000 We're starving.

00:13:24.000 Please send food.

00:13:26.000 Now, this would be as a picture, probably.

00:13:28.000 Please send food.

00:13:29.000 Please send snacks.

00:13:31.000 She's asking for vegan snacks.

00:13:33.000 So what happened was she turned out to be a serial rapist, which I've noticed is a pattern here with people who want to tell you how to live their lives.

00:13:42.000 So she sends a thing saying, there it is.

00:13:45.000 Goodbye, everyone.

00:13:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:13:47.000 I'm a serial abuser.

00:13:50.000 I don't really believe anyone can get better from a situation like that.

00:13:53.000 I'm going to peacefully end my life so I won't hurt anyone else.

00:13:58.000 So she became the boss and then started, she punched some woman in the face, shoved her out of bed for making a joke. 1.00

00:14:06.000 I bet her transgressions weren't even that bad, but that's not how these people work, right?

00:14:10.000 The slightest thing going wrong.

00:14:13.000 And you're a rapist, sexist, murderer. 0.93

00:14:15.000 So she's fired. 1.00

00:14:18.000 She's no longer president of Cap Hill.

00:14:20.000 And now they have their own warlord called Raz.

00:14:26.000 Raz is a big black man. 0.94

00:14:30.000 Did I send you that?

00:14:32.000 I don't think I did.

00:14:35.000 I could find him.

00:14:36.000 There he is.

00:14:37.000 So Raz, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, world's most ambitious anthropological experiment, has received its first warlord.

00:14:44.000 Took only one day for the Monopoly on Violence to be discovered.

00:14:46.000 What will happen next?

00:14:47.000 So this guy, Raz, is a rapper, and he's running the show now.

00:14:53.000 Kind of reminds me of the president in Idiocracy.

00:14:56.000 And he's roaming around with an AK.

00:14:59.000 And he's already beaten the living shit out of someone for graffiti, for vandalizing his beautiful town.

00:15:06.000 So he's a dictator.

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00:16:23.000 But yeah, that's what's going on in America.

00:16:26.000 There is an anarcho-socialist commune in Seattle run by a black warlord named Raz, who's walking around with a machine gun, beating the shit out of people. 0.97

00:16:38.000 They've built a wall.

00:16:39.000 And Proud Boys want, say, we should go in there.

00:16:41.000 We need to fight for what's right.

00:16:43.000 No.

00:16:44.000 This is all a trap.

00:16:47.000 Even though not one Proud Boy has been remotely involved in any of this shit, Proud Boys and me are all over the blame.

00:16:54.000 So it's clearly a trap.

00:16:56.000 So don't fucking fall for it.

00:17:00.000 Don't get involved.

00:17:01.000 Let the left cannibalize themselves. 0.98

00:17:03.000 They're not going to ruin America.

00:17:05.000 They're just showing everyone, and especially voters, what their utopia looks like.

00:17:13.000 And it's amazing that our enemies are this powerfully fucking retarded like the DNC. 1.00

00:17:22.000 Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi can't speak English. 0.99

00:17:27.000 I've drank probably a third of a bottle of bourbon today.

00:17:30.000 I started drinking at noon.

00:17:32.000 I'm much more articulate than her.

00:17:35.000 She says, Paris Blutality gave American experience this moment of national anguish.

00:17:45.000 And I suppose Chairman Woman in the coming weeks, the House will hold hearings.

00:17:50.000 Paris Blutality, leader in the Congress, the President must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.

00:17:58.000 Philandro Castle.

00:17:59.000 Philandro Castillo.

00:18:00.000 Trevon Martin.

00:18:01.000 Trayvon Martin.

00:18:02.000 Representative Bobby Smith.

00:18:03.000 Representative Bobby Scott.

00:18:04.000 Mr. Congresswoman Harris.

00:18:07.000 Come with me.

00:18:08.000 Did I say Senator Harris?

00:18:08.000 Senator.

00:18:12.000 Trevon.

00:18:13.000 Imagine spending so little time watching the news that you think Trayvon Martin is Trevon.

00:18:19.000 Wait, go back to those black names. 0.98

00:18:23.000 Coming weeks, the bill will be hearing brutality.

00:18:27.000 Leader in the Congress, the president must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.

00:18:33.000 Philandro Castle.

00:18:34.000 Philandro Castile.

00:18:35.000 Travon Castle.

00:18:36.000 Philandro Castle, she calls him.

00:18:39.000 Does she not watch the news?

00:18:41.000 It's so weird to me as a news junkie that someone who's always in the news is not also a news junkie.

00:18:48.000 She doesn't watch the fucking news. 1.00

00:18:50.000 Trevon Martin?

00:18:53.000 If any of my friends, any of the dads that I hang out with, if they were to ever to say Trevon Martin, that would piss me off.

00:19:01.000 I'd go, Trevon, what?

00:19:04.000 Do you own a television?

00:19:07.000 Are you online?

00:19:09.000 Speaking of people who can't speak, you've got to check out Joe Biden.

00:19:14.000 He is the least fun adversary I've ever had.

00:19:17.000 I'm going back to grade school now, including Barry Pueblo, who tried to beat me up in fourth grade.

00:19:24.000 And he did a roundhouse kick so severely that he sent himself into orbit, landed like a starfish, knocked himself out, not knocked himself out, knocked a wind out of himself, couldn't finish the fight.

00:19:38.000 This is a worse adversary than Barry.

00:19:41.000 You know, the rapidly rising with, I don't know, you know, the rapidly rising with if this was a job interview at Walmart, you'd go, dude, this is really fucking bad.

00:20:09.000 I don't think you're getting the job at Walmart.

00:20:12.000 You're so illiterate and inarticulate, it's annoying.

00:20:17.000 It's annoying to hear you talk.

00:20:19.000 Let's hear him again.

00:20:25.000 You know, the rapidly rising with, I don't know, you know, the rapidly rising.

00:20:37.000 You could just not say anything.

00:20:39.000 Just take a pause.

00:20:41.000 The New York Post had an article where they pointed out that this is the second link, that the FBI, through all of this, this is crazy.

00:20:50.000 I was having an argument by proxy with another friend, and he's like, hey man, our buddy Frank, he thinks that this is all white supremacists.

00:20:58.000 And I'm like, I send him a bunch of pictures, like 50, of mug shots.

00:21:04.000 And you see it's black woman, it's black man, it's occasionally white people. 0.97

00:21:10.000 They tend to be Antifa.

00:21:11.000 You can tell by their facial tattoos and their pink hair.

00:21:15.000 You can just tell that they're not proud boys.

00:21:18.000 And he goes, well, from what I'm seeing, a lot of the people causing trouble are white supremacists.

00:21:25.000 And then, what the fuck?

00:21:27.000 Like, this is what I mean with the give up.

00:21:30.000 You keep saying that again and again, and people just sort of go, all right, I'm a white supremacist.

00:21:35.000 Whatever the fuck.

00:21:36.000 I'm not playing anymore.

00:21:37.000 I'm done this game, you crazy drunk bitch. 1.00

00:21:40.000 A major portion of America has become a crazy drunk bitch. 0.98

00:21:44.000 But I guess it includes the FBI.

00:21:47.000 Because in this article, go back to it.

00:21:52.000 What?

00:21:54.000 They talk about how this is the greatest risk.

00:21:58.000 And then just look at that picture.

00:22:01.000 A member of the Ku Klux Klan.

00:22:03.000 Have you ever seen anyone in your life, in real life, with a shirt that has that insignia on it?

00:22:11.000 Have you ever, is it possible in your entire life that you could reach out and touch that weird KKK badge on his top left shoulder and just touch it with your finger? 0.70

00:22:22.000 Is it possible?

00:22:23.000 No, it's not.

00:22:24.000 Now, Antifa, you can touch a million times.

00:22:28.000 Black criminals, looters, you can touch a million times. 1.00

00:22:31.000 But the KKK, white supremacists, and racist domestic terrorists pose the largest threat of violence in the United States, blah, blah, blah, the bulletin.

00:22:43.000 And then you keep reading, it barely mentions Antifa.

00:22:46.000 We assess the greatest threat of lethal violence continues to emanate from lone offenders with racially or ethnically motivated violent extremist ideologies, with personalized ideologies.

00:22:56.000 The bulletin states.

00:22:57.000 They're talking about Dylan Roof, who was a fucking lunatic.

00:23:00.000 And all those Dylan Roof types, the only thing, they don't have a canon of a lexicon of white supremacist ideology.

00:23:10.000 They're just fucking meth heads.

00:23:12.000 You put them on Adderall since they were little kids.

00:23:15.000 They're autistic people that you turned into meth heads, you fucking disgusting big pharma shit society. 0.99

00:23:22.000 To pretend that they have some sort of well-thought-out agenda is naive at best, malicious at worst.

00:23:30.000 But keep going.

00:23:33.000 We assessed the greatest sort of said that.

00:23:36.000 In addition, militias and right-wing racist groups, you know Proud Boys are included in that, are seeking to start a second American civil war by targeting protests.

00:23:46.000 Okay, so we've seen, what, two weeks of rioting now?

00:23:49.000 No white supremacists.

00:23:51.000 It's just Antifa and black looters. 1.00

00:23:54.000 But somehow the KKK is the problem.

00:23:58.000 I can't believe I'm defending the KKK.

00:24:00.000 Militia extremists who advocate a belief in the separity of the white race have sought to bring about a second civil war.

00:24:05.000 What about the second civil war that's already been brought on?

00:24:08.000 That's happening right outside here in New York City.

00:24:11.000 It's happening on the streets outside right now.

00:24:14.000 But you found some message board where some guys were joking about the Boogaloo and you think that's the threat.

00:24:22.000 Once again, this is so common in American politics.

00:24:25.000 I'm sorry to be Captain Bringdown, but other shows are funny this week.

00:24:29.000 Thursdays are Thursday nights.

00:24:31.000 I'm usually kind of hungover by the time we do this show.

00:24:33.000 So you get kind of a negative sample of Get Off My Lawn.

00:24:38.000 But once again, perceived slights, the possibility of something is considered a bigger threat than actual violence, actual things going on in real life.

00:24:52.000 The Proud Boys said something.

00:24:54.000 They had a joke.

00:24:55.000 They had a bumper sticker.

00:24:56.000 They had a shirt that said Pinochet did nothing wrong.

00:24:58.000 They went like that.

00:24:59.000 That could mean something.

00:25:01.000 Antifa riots going on right before your eyes.

00:25:04.000 Well, give them room to riot. 0.84

00:25:06.000 Give them room to break things.

00:25:11.000 Go back to that article.

00:25:12.000 Widespread media attention in the memo adds that left-wing and anarchist groups pose the greatest threat to police officers and the potential destruction of police and government property.

00:25:22.000 Okay, so what are white supremacists doing?

00:25:23.000 Just blowing up the suburbs?

00:25:25.000 Anarchist extremists continue to pose the most significant threat of targeted assaults against police, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:31.000 Sometimes it's improvised incendiary devices.

00:25:33.000 Where are the white supremacist improvised incendiary devices?

00:25:37.000 Not that I'm sitting here trying to defend white supremacists.

00:25:41.000 I'm saying they don't exist.

00:25:42.000 They're not a thing.

00:25:43.000 Antifa is a real thing.

00:25:48.000 Oh, Vey.

00:25:50.000 I thought this was funny.

00:25:52.000 My least favorite person in the world, Amy Siskind, the super cunt. 1.00

00:25:56.000 She... 1.00

00:26:00.000 She's super cunt. 1.00

00:26:04.000 She's a super cunt. 1.00

00:26:06.000 Super cunt.

00:26:07.000 She's super cunt. 1.00

00:26:08.000 Now.

00:26:09.000 She's a very cunty girl. 1.00

00:26:12.000 She's a very grumpy lesbian. 1.00

00:26:16.000 And she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant. 1.00

00:26:19.000 And she emptied his bank account.

00:26:21.000 Ba bump.

00:26:22.000 Ba bomp. 0.51

00:26:23.000 And she hates men because after ruining her ex-husband's life, she can't sleep at night. 0.98

00:26:29.000 So if men are human garbage, well, then she just ruined some human garbage. 1.00

00:26:32.000 That's okay.

00:26:33.000 It's a long verse.

00:26:34.000 So that's her impetus.

00:26:36.000 I'm still singing.

00:26:40.000 When you find like bona fide sexism like Amy Siskind, it's usually someone trying to atone for their own sins.

00:26:46.000 For example, on my little local chat, there's this guy, Reuben Anthony.

00:26:54.000 And I sent this to you in the pictures.

00:26:56.000 And he's on there preaching to all these white women about how to live and why the system is racist and why these people are horrible people.

00:27:05.000 And I'm looking at him going, I smell a rat here, Reuben Anthony.

00:27:12.000 So then I start digging deeper and I discover that the guy online, and see if you can find, did I send a screen grab where he's talking about systemic racism in the system from Reuben Anthony?

00:27:26.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:27:28.000 It's not based on the officers.

00:27:30.000 That what people are failing to realize.

00:27:33.000 It's about the system that gave and gives the confidence to officers to commit murder in broad daylight while being filmed and feel safe to do so.

00:27:43.000 He can't speak English, of course.

00:27:45.000 So I'm looking at this guy and I start digging a little deeper.

00:27:49.000 And all the rich white millionaires in my neighborhood are like, thank you, Ruben.

00:27:53.000 I'd love to meet you one day.

00:27:56.000 You're teaching us so much about Black Lives Matter.

00:28:01.000 And I'm like, this guy is not Ruben Anthony.

00:28:06.000 I discover he's Ruben Ela.

00:28:10.000 Okay?

00:28:12.000 Ruben Ela is a serial rapist who was a corrections officer who would abduct these girls and fuck the shit out of them.

00:28:23.000 Now, just to be clear, if you fuck a girl and you're a corrections officer, that's rape because they can't say no. 0.99

00:28:33.000 And this guy was even worse than that.

00:28:34.000 So he kept raping all these girls. 0.99

00:28:37.000 You're showing your screen, dumbass.

00:28:39.000 He kept raping all these girls. 1.00

00:28:41.000 And I don't know if I have, do I have an article about him?

00:28:44.000 Just look up Ruben Ela.

00:28:47.000 Just look up Ruben Ela.

00:28:50.000 So he kept raping all these girls, and they were trying to catch him in the act.

00:28:53.000 And so he invites, he says, hey, come down to the medical infirmary.

00:29:00.000 He was fucking this Russian chick who had stabbed her boyfriend. 1.00

00:29:03.000 He goes, meet me by the infirmary.

00:29:05.000 And she shows up at the infirmary.

00:29:08.000 And they go, hey, what are you doing here?

00:29:10.000 Another corrections officer sees her there.

00:29:12.000 And then Ruben, the guy preaching to all the rich white housewives that love Black Lives Matter.

00:29:18.000 I'm learning so much.

00:29:23.000 The corrections officer goes, what are you doing here?

00:29:25.000 You should be in your cell.

00:29:26.000 And then Ruben goes, yeah, what are you doing here?

00:29:31.000 No one summoned you here.

00:29:31.000 I don't know.

00:29:33.000 And then she's like, what?

00:29:35.000 And so she gets eight months in solitary confinement.

00:29:41.000 A shoebox.

00:29:42.000 Like Tommy Robinson.

00:29:44.000 Punished because this guy wanted a banger. 0.98

00:29:47.000 Banger from behind.

00:29:48.000 This cunt is on my local message board telling all these housewives about systemic racism and the problem with corruption in the police force. 1.00

00:29:59.000 And he's a serial rapist corrections officer.

00:30:02.000 Can you believe that shit?

00:30:04.000 All right, anyway, let's get back to Amy Siskind.

00:30:08.000 Because if you hate Tucker Carlson, you hate facts.

00:30:12.000 That's just a fact.

00:30:13.000 And if you hate me for saying that, you also hate facts.

00:30:16.000 Tucker Carlson and Fox News have blood on their hands.

00:30:20.000 When this is all over, I hope they face hearing and trials.

00:30:24.000 Doesn't that sound Stalinist?

00:30:27.000 For their roles in deaths and violence through gaslighting, lies, and propaganda.

00:30:33.000 No Oxford comma there.

00:30:36.000 And bad grammar as usual with these fucking people.

00:30:38.000 She's just a lazy cunt who's living off her divorce. 1.00

00:30:41.000 She doesn't do anything.

00:30:42.000 She worked in finance and she was so horrible to deal with, no one wants to work with her. 1.00

00:30:46.000 So she just sits there with her alimony, fucking with people. 1.00

00:30:49.000 White men, mostly, because she ruined a white man's life. 1.00

00:30:53.000 And if she can trivialize white men, then it makes her guilt better.

00:30:58.000 My wife took our children to her house because she threatened to have a vigil in our neighborhood after the synagogue shooting.

00:31:05.000 What a wonderful creature.

00:31:08.000 Anyway, this video is the Washington Post.

00:31:11.000 This is not an Antifa video.

00:31:12.000 This is the Washington Post.

00:31:14.000 And look how radical it is.

00:31:16.000 But it is definitely not about black.

00:31:18.000 *outro music*

00:31:23.000 We should look up Joshua Carroll.

00:31:25.000 This may be a lot of things that we're living through.

00:31:28.000 This is definitely about black lives. 0.99

00:31:30.000 Remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.

00:31:33.000 I can't breathe.

00:31:35.000 I can't breathe.

00:31:38.000 Hands up.

00:31:39.000 Hands up.

00:31:39.000 Don't shoot.

00:31:40.000 Don't shoot.

00:31:41.000 So, Pastor, I don't know.

00:31:42.000 I have to translate this for you because you don't understand.

00:31:46.000 He said this isn't about black lives, right?

00:31:48.000 And remember that when they come for you.

00:31:50.000 And we're seeing this.

00:31:50.000 They canceled live PD.

00:31:52.000 That's canceled.

00:31:53.000 Is it really?

00:31:54.000 Yeah, live PD is done.

00:31:55.000 And I just was talking to Matt Eisman.

00:31:57.000 It didn't occur to me that they were going to cancel.

00:32:00.000 They might cancel his show because it humanizes first responders.

00:32:06.000 They canceled cops.

00:32:07.000 They canceled Gone with the Wind.

00:32:08.000 So Tucker's right.

00:32:09.000 This isn't just Black Lives.

00:32:10.000 This is about cancel culture. 0.97

00:32:12.000 This is about anti-Americanism.

00:32:14.000 This is about anti-Westernism.

00:32:15.000 Throwing Columbus in the river.

00:32:18.000 Did you see the footage?

00:32:20.000 They pulled down a statue and killed a guy.

00:32:22.000 I've heard conflicting reports.

00:32:24.000 Some say he's in intensive care, but some dumbass black guy was sitting below a statue. 1.00

00:32:32.000 Yeah, that's it in the top left.

00:32:33.000 You had it.

00:32:34.000 He's sitting below the statue they're trying to yank down.

00:32:37.000 And this woman is sitting there. 1.00

00:32:38.000 Some look at these women. 0.99

00:32:40.000 Oh, that landed on a guy's head.

00:32:43.000 Is that made of paper machete?

00:32:44.000 We're watching a snuff film that we're watching a man die right now.

00:32:49.000 And look how ineffectual these women are. 1.00

00:32:51.000 She's got a sledgehammer in her hand, ironically.

00:32:55.000 And she has nothing to offer.

00:32:58.000 Ow. 0.99

00:32:59.000 Look, she just sits there. 0.98

00:33:00.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:33:02.000 But his skull was split open.

00:33:05.000 You could see the white of the skull.

00:33:07.000 You could see his brain.

00:33:08.000 He was completely brained by that statue.

00:33:10.000 But go back to them.

00:33:11.000 Like, if you see someone brained, jump off your fucking little precipice there, your pulpit.

00:33:18.000 Jump down.

00:33:20.000 This is not helping.

00:33:21.000 Move, move.

00:33:22.000 Let me just hold my sledgehammer a different way.

00:33:24.000 Let me hold it up.

00:33:26.000 Everyone, let me adjust my shirt.

00:33:28.000 Move.

00:33:29.000 Stop the bleeding, you useless, feckless bitches. 1.00

00:33:34.000 Look at that.

00:33:35.000 Just point.

00:33:36.000 Move.

00:33:37.000 Look, she's not even going down.

00:33:38.000 Oh, finally she goes down.

00:33:40.000 Finally, they go down.

00:33:42.000 Try to stop him bleeding to death, which I don't believe they did.

00:33:45.000 Meanwhile, over here, they're still pulling more statues down.

00:33:47.000 Do they have a...

00:33:51.000 What's that got to do with black lives?

00:33:53.000 They don't even know what these statues are.

00:33:55.000 So Tucker was correct.

00:33:57.000 This is not about black lives. 0.96

00:33:58.000 This is about the radical left.

00:34:00.000 We're going past the half hour mark up here, but let me continue.

00:34:04.000 So just pause, pause, pause.

00:34:06.000 So Tucker says this is about black lives.

00:34:08.000 And then the Washington Post shows a bunch of people saying this is about black lives.

00:34:12.000 That somehow contradicts what he just said.

00:34:15.000 Because some people insist it's not about black lives.

00:34:19.000 That doesn't defeat his argument, my dear.

00:34:25.000 Step two, rewrite history.

00:34:26.000 America went insane over the weekend, and that's barely an overstatement.

00:34:29.000 People in their 80s who have lived in the U.S. all their lives said they've never seen anything like it.

00:34:35.000 Ask an 80-year-old.

00:34:36.000 This was without precedent in the 80s.

00:34:39.000 Ask an 80-year-old.

00:34:40.000 Just pause.

00:34:41.000 Okay, so Tucker says this was without precedent in the past 80 years.

00:34:46.000 Or if they're 80, I guess the past whatever, 70 years.

00:34:51.000 It wasn't just protests.

00:34:54.000 They weren't just protesting.

00:34:55.000 They were burning America to the ground.

00:34:57.000 They were destroying local businesses.

00:35:00.000 They were burning police stations.

00:35:02.000 They were burning police cars.

00:35:05.000 They were going to bodegas and stealing all the fucking chocolate bars.

00:35:09.000 How much are chocolate bars?

00:35:11.000 I'll buy you a chocolate bar.

00:35:13.000 You want a pack?

00:35:14.000 You want to get like a whole Snickers pack?

00:35:16.000 I bet it's seven bucks.

00:35:19.000 It's like that guy who bought those black dudes lunch because he thought it was activism.

00:35:24.000 I got 14 bucks on me.

00:35:26.000 I'll buy you two Burger King lunches.

00:35:28.000 So anyway, the Washington Post goes, oh yeah, unprecedented.

00:35:32.000 What about this?

00:35:33.000 And then they show you a bunch of peaceful marches.

00:35:42.000 These are not cop cars upside down and on fire.

00:35:46.000 This is not Macy's emptied.

00:35:48.000 This is not Louis Vuitton.

00:35:50.000 Okay, so then he says trivialize now step three, the thing that Tucker did wrong was trivialize the problem.

00:35:55.000 Tucker Carlson on his show listed the 10 unarmed black people who were shot in 2019.

00:36:02.000 There was only 10.

00:36:04.000 I've been arguing with people online.

00:36:06.000 They're coming up with numbers like 25,000, 15,000.

00:36:09.000 At one point, one of my liberal friends goes, in 20, I think, 14 or 15, it was 175.

00:36:21.000 And I go, yeah, that's true.

00:36:22.000 In other words, it's been plummeting over the past five years, going from 175 to 10 in 2019.

00:36:31.000 That's amazing.

00:36:32.000 You're welcome, by the way, for that.

00:36:34.000 So it's down to 10.

00:36:36.000 Out of those 10, eight of them were attacking cops with a car, reaching for their gun, naked and on PCP, deliriously attacking them.

00:36:47.000 Two of them were not.

00:36:49.000 In those two cases, this is, by the way, out of 395 million interactions with police, two of those cases, the cops are on trial.

00:37:00.000 Facing jail time.

00:37:02.000 George Floyd was not asphyxiated.

00:37:04.000 He was fighting back with police.

00:37:06.000 He was on Fentonil, a downer, and meth, an upper.

00:37:11.000 That's murder on your heart.

00:37:12.000 That's what killed John Bellucci.

00:37:13.000 That's what killed Chris Farley.

00:37:14.000 That's what killed all our favorite celebs. 0.58

00:37:18.000 He got in a fight with cops, fought with them on his own behest, and had a heart attack and died.

00:37:25.000 So I would say the problem is trivial.

00:37:28.000 If there are two cases out of 395 million interactions where the police used egregious force and killed someone, statistically, mathematically, I'm sorry, that's trivial.

00:37:45.000 There were six people who died of spider bites last year.

00:37:47.000 Are you worried about spider bites?

00:37:52.000 Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, four white men are killed.

00:37:57.000 Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, three black men are killed.

00:38:02.000 This is not an issue.

00:38:05.000 All right.

00:38:05.000 What else have they got?

00:38:07.000 This moment will pass.

00:38:09.000 All moments do.

00:38:09.000 Remember that.

00:38:11.000 When it does, we will look back at what we just saw in horror and disbelief.

00:38:16.000 But if you're honest now, you will keep your dignity.

00:38:19.000 And ultimately, you will be very glad about that.

00:38:22.000 In northern France, crowds join the global.

00:38:26.000 So he's saying police brutality is trivial.

00:38:29.000 It's not a real thing in America.

00:38:30.000 It's been totally exaggerated.

00:38:32.000 And then the Washington Post argues, well, there's demonstrations all over the world.

00:38:36.000 So the first argument was, he said this is unprecedented.

00:38:39.000 Then they showed a bunch of peaceful protests that didn't involve burning America to the ground.

00:38:43.000 His second point was, this is not, police brutality is not a thing.

00:38:46.000 This is ridiculous.

00:38:47.000 Then they show that there's global demonstrations.

00:38:50.000 Yeah, he didn't say there wasn't global demonstrations.

00:38:53.000 He said the global demonstrations are based on a trivial issue.

00:38:57.000 Police brutality is Not a thing.

00:39:03.000 Check the data.

00:39:06.000 Outrage.

00:39:07.000 Indeed.

00:39:08.000 Point to a place on the planet, and they'll have had protests.

00:39:13.000 Japan.

00:39:14.000 Japan.

00:39:15.000 South Korea.

00:39:18.000 Kenya.

00:39:19.000 South Africa.

00:39:21.000 And we have nothing to be ashamed of.

00:39:23.000 None of us.

00:39:24.000 Justin Trudeau, I love this one.

00:39:26.000 It's an anti-government protest, and the prime minister is on his knees protesting the government.

00:39:34.000 Hey, Justin, why don't we get rid of the prime minister?

00:39:39.000 That reminds me of Ice Cube.

00:39:41.000 Hold on a sec, just a little tangent.

00:39:43.000 Ice Cube was talking about the goddamn Jews.

00:39:48.000 And isn't that in my notes?

00:39:50.000 Where did it go?

00:39:52.000 Michael Bernie.

00:39:53.000 I saw it.

00:39:53.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:39:54.000 Right before the final video.

00:39:55.000 So IceCube puts out this tweet that argues that if you look at the Star of David, you can see a cube in it.

00:40:03.000 So cubes are the evil, stupid, horrible Jews subliminally giving us their message. 1.00

00:40:12.000 Message to the beast.

00:40:13.000 If you attack any of my family or seeds, I will attack your family and seeds.

00:40:16.000 But go down.

00:40:17.000 Do we have him talking about this stupid cube?

00:40:21.000 Ah, shit.

00:40:22.000 That's not the right link.

00:40:24.000 Here, go back to Ice Cube.

00:40:32.000 He has this weird thing.

00:40:33.000 He finds the Star of David, and he notices a cube fits in the Star of David.

00:40:38.000 Ergo, if you have a cube in your life, then you are a cuck that shh that cucks for shekels. 0.99

00:40:48.000 You're a Jew lover. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Right?

00:40:50.000 Look at all this shit.

00:40:51.000 Fuck, he's a retard. 1.00

00:40:52.000 He's like me when I was 13.

00:40:54.000 His symbols.

00:40:57.000 But Ice Cube, your name is Ice Cube.

00:41:03.000 You found a cube in the Star of David?

00:41:05.000 I found a cube in your name.

00:41:08.000 More self-flagellation.

00:41:10.000 Is it gone?

00:41:10.000 Oh, shit.

00:41:11.000 How far back?

00:41:12.000 I don't know how often he tweets.

00:41:13.000 I'm banned from Twitter.

00:41:14.000 Nine hours ago.

00:41:15.000 Look up Ice Cube Star of David.

00:41:18.000 Maybe Ben Shapiro, too, or something.

00:41:22.000 We're way past the half-hour mark here.

00:41:25.000 I should have covered this later.

00:41:30.000 Oh, there we go.

00:41:33.000 It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

00:41:35.000 Ice Cube fuels anti-Semitism storm with Satanic Star of David post.

00:41:39.000 So if you can find a cube in the Star of David, that means cubes are the Jews. 1.00

00:41:46.000 And it didn't occur to him that he's a cube.

00:41:49.000 He's literally a cube.

00:41:51.000 So he shows it, and then he shows a bunch of public art that uses a cube.

00:41:56.000 I guess Rubick's cube is the Jews, too. 0.85

00:42:00.000 It's a jube.

00:42:01.000 Anyway, they were like, go back, go back.

00:42:04.000 Click on the Twitter thing.

00:42:05.000 Did he not?

00:42:06.000 That's on a link.

00:42:08.000 Because he had a bunch of public art.

00:42:10.000 Anyway, sorry, we're going way too long on this.

00:42:13.000 Let's go back to the Washington Post thing.

00:42:16.000 Fucking cubes.

00:42:18.000 A million new Americans every year.

00:42:18.000 Come here.

00:42:20.000 They're not coming because America is a racist country.

00:42:23.000 They're coming because it's not.

00:42:26.000 That's all true.

00:42:31.000 I mean, imagine the IQ of the person who put that together.

00:42:34.000 They're not sending their best.

00:42:36.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:42:37.000 We need to see the credits there.

00:42:39.000 Look how many people are involved in that piece of shit.

00:42:41.000 Senior producer.

00:42:42.000 Ooh.

00:42:44.000 Stop.

00:42:45.000 Producer and video editor was Joshua.

00:42:48.000 What's his name?

00:42:49.000 Carol 2Rs, 2Ls.

00:42:51.000 2Rs, 2L's.

00:42:52.000 And then senior producer.

00:42:54.000 Kate Woodsom.

00:42:56.000 Kate Woodsom.

00:42:57.000 Let's look them up.

00:42:58.000 Kate Woodson.

00:43:00.000 Because I feel like as a high school teacher, I would see that and go, wait a minute.

00:43:07.000 He said police brutality is not a big deal in America.

00:43:12.000 You changed it to the protests are not common, but they are, oh my God.

00:43:19.000 She's got witch face. 0.99

00:43:21.000 Resting witch face. 0.59

00:43:25.000 Look at that.

00:43:25.000 I wonder if she stores snacks in that mole.

00:43:28.000 That's training level.

00:43:29.000 And who's the other guy?

00:43:32.000 Can you imagine going on a date with her and sitting at dinner and hearing her talk?

00:43:36.000 Cuck Robertson?

00:43:38.000 Joshua Carroll.

00:43:39.000 Oh.

00:43:40.000 Cock Robertson, did you say?

00:43:41.000 Cuck Robertson.

00:43:42.000 Oh.

00:43:43.000 Joshua Carroll.

00:43:44.000 I want to change my name to Cock.

00:43:47.000 I'm Cock McGinnis.

00:43:48.000 Cock McInnes.

00:43:49.000 At your service.

00:43:50.000 That can't be him.

00:43:52.000 Oh, no.

00:43:53.000 Recycling.

00:43:54.000 I'm going to have to type in Washington Post.

00:43:57.000 I would not be remotely surprised if that's the guy.

00:44:00.000 Oh, even better.

00:44:02.000 Ah, there we go.

00:44:04.000 There we go.

00:44:05.000 That's who we're up against.

00:44:06.000 These are the shitty magicians doing tricks like putting a quarter in their ear and then going, wait, what the?

00:44:18.000 Oh, what's this?

00:44:18.000 Nothing here.

00:44:20.000 We are up against shitty, retarded, ugly magicians who can't do high school logic. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Anyway, we've got to go behind the paywall now.

00:44:30.000 That was 45 minutes, way too long.

00:44:32.000 We're meant to do 30 minutes, but behind the paywall, we're giving away callers one, two, three, and four, because we missed last week.

00:44:41.000 We're giving away one loot crate.

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00:45:31.000 Get fired.

00:45:32.000 Get in trouble.

00:45:33.000 Be brave.

00:45:34.000 And never stop fighting.

00:45:36.000 Get fired.

00:46:07.000 I turned on the AC and I don't care if you can hear it.

00:46:11.000 What do you think of that?

00:46:13.000 Rebellious.

00:46:14.000 Pretty rebellious, huh?

00:46:17.000 Um, oh, let's look at this celebrities thing.

00:46:24.000 They have outdone themselves.

00:46:26.000 They've outdone Imagine.

00:46:28.000 Imagine is now a thing of the past.

00:46:31.000 We should probably do a green screen on this and put it up online.

00:46:34.000 So that's the chick from the OJ thing.

00:46:38.000 Go back, go back, turn it up.

00:46:41.000 I take responsibility.

00:46:43.000 I take responsibility.

00:46:47.000 I take responsibility.

00:46:50.000 I take responsibility for every unchecked moment.

00:46:55.000 For every time it was remember how annoying people were in high school that were in the drama club?

00:47:00.000 That's what celebrities are. 0.56

00:47:01.000 They've never changed.

00:47:03.000 These are still drama club kids.

00:47:05.000 The worst kids of all.

00:47:09.000 It's easier to ignore than to call it out for what it was.

00:47:12.000 Every not-so-funny joke.

00:47:15.000 This is a guy I used to hang out with once a week at least.

00:47:18.000 What?

00:47:19.000 Stayed at his house.

00:47:19.000 That's Justin Thoreau.

00:47:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:47:21.000 I didn't recognize him with the beard.

00:47:23.000 Used to stay at his house, used to do drugs with him, party with him.

00:47:27.000 Very funny guy.

00:47:28.000 Was always liberal.

00:47:29.000 I'm not going to pretend he was like a MAGA dude.

00:47:31.000 We would fight all the time about stop and frisk and other shit.

00:47:36.000 And cops. 0.86

00:47:39.000 But he was against political correctness because it fucked him.

00:47:44.000 He did a movie called Tropic Thunder.

00:47:46.000 He wrote Tropic Thunder.

00:47:47.000 And in that movie, they lampoon actors who take advantage of handicap people.

00:47:54.000 Sort of like when Sean Penn was a retard in that movie. 1.00

00:47:58.000 I think that's what they were going for.

00:48:00.000 I Am Sam.

00:48:03.000 Ben Stiller was doing a parody of I Am Sam.

00:48:09.000 Look up I Am Sam for a second.

00:48:11.000 I feel a little more relaxed.

00:48:14.000 Wait, did I just see Ben Stiller apologizes?

00:48:16.000 No, wait, let me see.

00:48:18.000 Go back.

00:48:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:22.000 Ben Stiller apologizes for a character he played.

00:48:26.000 No, don't keep me up to date.

00:48:30.000 This is clickbait.

00:48:32.000 The point of that character was to mock actors who want to get a cheap win and they play a retard. 0.99

00:48:40.000 Because women, mostly, watch it and go, oh, he's so retarded. 0.99

00:48:47.000 And then they feel bad.

00:48:48.000 Oh my God, Ben Stiller apologized.

00:48:51.000 I got to see this.

00:48:52.000 I didn't know this happened.

00:48:53.000 fucking pussies. 1.00

00:49:07.000 You weren't mocking people who would A retard. 0.97

00:49:19.000 Are we going to see him apologize?

00:49:20.000 You're just going to show me a bunch of fucking stills.

00:49:23.000 Turn it up.

00:49:32.000 These are just stiller stills.

00:49:35.000 Stillsers.

00:49:36.000 What's that?

00:49:37.000 Stop, stop.

00:49:38.000 Actually, Tropic Thunder was boycotted 10 years ago when it came out.

00:49:42.000 And I apologize then.

00:49:43.000 It was always meant to make fun of actors trying to do anything to win awards.

00:49:46.000 I stand by my apology, the movie, Sean White, and the great people of work and work of the Special Olympics.

00:49:51.000 So that's a weird apology.

00:49:53.000 But anyway, what happened was the Special Olympics got all pissed at Justin and Ben and everyone involved.

00:50:02.000 And they told their retards that this movie is making fun of you. 1.00

00:50:06.000 So a bunch of retards were holding signs because they're obviously outraged. 1.00

00:50:10.000 They don't understand what's going on.

00:50:11.000 They're retarded. 1.00

00:50:12.000 And they get these signs that say, Tropic Thunder mocks us.

00:50:16.000 And it does the exact fucking opposite.

00:50:21.000 It is lampooning Rosie O'Donnell and Sean Penn and other people, Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, who play retards. 1.00

00:50:32.000 Because that's a shitty, lame thing to do.

00:50:35.000 It's like blackface. 0.98

00:50:37.000 You might as well dress up in blackface and say, I'm a lonely black man. 0.56

00:50:43.000 So it was on their behalf.

00:50:47.000 It was a pro-retard thing saying, fuck you actors who play retards. 1.00

00:50:51.000 And I'm sorry to keep using the word retard.

00:50:53.000 It's just for the sake of brevity.

00:50:59.000 And so the Special Olympics didn't get the joke and they freaked out.

00:51:04.000 And so it was the weirdest thing.

00:51:07.000 Tropic Thunder had to show the movie to retards like at an early premiere before anyone could see it. 1.00

00:51:14.000 And you're hearing that going, wait, I thought the movie was offensive.

00:51:18.000 The punishment is that retards get to see it first. 1.00

00:51:21.000 And Justin had to go there.

00:51:23.000 Ben Still had to go there and they had to say hi everyone and do a Q ⁇ A and everything.

00:51:27.000 Were you making fun of me?

00:51:29.000 No.

00:51:32.000 Like, it's funny, too, because I was going to say, it's like if you dressed in blackface to mock people dressed in blackface, but the movie also did that.

00:51:40.000 Robert Downey Jr. was portrayed as an asshole for dressing up as a black dude.

00:51:45.000 But even that got shit.

00:51:46.000 So anyway, I'm off of a tangent here, but my beef is Justin's already been raked through the politically correct calls, and his solution is kiss more ass.

00:51:58.000 You fucking pussy. 0.99

00:52:02.000 Every unfair stereotype.

00:52:04.000 Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small.

00:52:07.000 Every time I remained silent, every time I explained away police brutality or turned a blind eye, or ate shit pie.

00:52:17.000 Every time I explained away police brutality, I'm guessing you didn't spend a lot of time doing that.

00:52:25.000 I take responsibility.

00:52:27.000 Good, take it.

00:52:29.000 Wait, the one that ate a shit pie just fed us a shit pie.

00:52:32.000 A bullshit pie.

00:52:32.000 Oh, you know what's funny?

00:52:34.000 In this banning, the help is getting banned.

00:52:36.000 Really?

00:52:37.000 Yeah, the help is trouble too.

00:52:39.000 What?

00:52:40.000 What did you do to the fucking thing?

00:52:42.000 Lost my spot.

00:52:43.000 Why do you keep doing that?

00:52:44.000 You can't work a mouse?

00:52:47.000 I make mistakes.

00:52:49.000 Brutality.

00:52:51.000 She's hot. 1.00

00:52:52.000 Or turned a blind eye.

00:52:54.000 I take responsibility.

00:52:56.000 Black people are being slaughtered in the streets, killed in their own responsibility to work. 0.97

00:53:03.000 Brothers and sisters are friends, our family.

00:53:08.000 We are done watching them die.

00:53:10.000 We are no longer bystanders.

00:53:12.000 What?

00:53:13.000 I came here because enough is no longer bystanders, and they're tired of watching black people die in the streets. 0.67

00:53:19.000 We're done watching them die.

00:53:21.000 We are no longer bystanders.

00:53:24.000 We will not be idle.

00:53:25.000 Enough is enough.

00:53:27.000 I will no longer allow an unchecked moment.

00:53:29.000 Fuck off.

00:53:30.000 I will no longer allow racist, hurtful words, jokes, stereotypes, no matter how big or small, to be uttered in my presence.

00:53:39.000 Racist jokes.

00:53:39.000 That's the problem.

00:53:40.000 That's what's getting.

00:53:41.000 Oh, now you're back.

00:53:43.000 I will not turn a blind eye.

00:53:47.000 Going for a jog should not be a death sentence.

00:53:50.000 Sleeping in your own home should not be a death sentence.

00:53:53.000 Playing video games should not be a death sentence.

00:53:57.000 Shopping in a store should not be a death sentence.

00:54:00.000 Oh my god, Justin.

00:54:02.000 You think you know someone?

00:54:05.000 Shopping at a store should not be a death sentence.

00:54:08.000 So he's propagating the myth that blacks going to buy, I don't know what blacks buy, vegan soy cakes are going to just get pegged off from a cop on a hill in the grassy knoll.

00:54:22.000 He's propagating that insanity, which is racist.

00:54:27.000 You're crippling young people with this fucking bullshit, you liar. 0.88

00:54:32.000 Business as usual should not be life-threatening.

00:54:37.000 I stand against hate.

00:54:43.000 I will stand against hate.

00:54:44.000 I will stand against hate in love.

00:54:47.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:54:47.000 I will make my presence known.

00:54:49.000 Nothing you're saying means anything.

00:54:52.000 You hate hate?

00:54:53.000 Make my presence known.

00:54:55.000 And killer cops must be prosecuted.

00:54:58.000 They are murderers.

00:55:00.000 We can turn the tide.

00:55:02.000 It is time to take responsibility.

00:55:06.000 Call out hate.

00:55:08.000 Step up and take action.

00:55:12.000 Is he getting a blowjob when he's saying that?

00:55:14.000 Yo, Mr. White.

00:55:14.000 Yeah.

00:55:16.000 George Floyd had our product in his pockets.

00:55:18.000 Yo, check it out.

00:55:19.000 Go to this.

00:55:20.000 Itakresponsibility.org.

00:55:22.000 Go there.

00:55:23.000 It's fun.

00:55:26.000 I take responsibility for.

00:55:30.000 Why are you so goddamn slow?

00:55:35.000 I take responsibility for, then you can select turning blind eye to racism, yes.

00:55:41.000 Making racist jokes, yes.

00:55:43.000 Explaining away police brutality, yes.

00:55:45.000 Saying racism doesn't exist, yes.

00:55:46.000 I think I, can we, do we have to select just one?

00:55:49.000 I'm responsible for all of these.

00:55:51.000 Explaining away systemic racism, correct?

00:55:53.000 I'm actually denying systemic racism, so that's worse.

00:55:56.000 Denying white privilege exists, yep.

00:55:58.000 Not educating myself on racism, I'm not guilty of that.

00:56:02.000 That's the only one I'm not guilty of so far.

00:56:04.000 My own implicit bias against black people, well, you're getting me there. 1.00

00:56:08.000 I didn't have it up until about a week ago, but I'm getting there.

00:56:12.000 Saying I don't see color, yes, I'm guilty of that.

00:56:14.000 Not listening to believing black people. 1.00

00:56:17.000 What does that mean?

00:56:18.000 I guess, yeah, I'm guilty of that.

00:56:19.000 Like when I saw the George Floyd thing, I thought, let's hear the whole story.

00:56:23.000 Not being inclusive.

00:56:26.000 I don't know what that means.

00:56:27.000 Like I told a black person he can't come to a thing I'm at. 1.00

00:56:31.000 Does anyone do that?

00:56:33.000 Inclusive.

00:56:34.000 Look at me.

00:56:34.000 Not educating my kids on systemic racism.

00:56:37.000 Yes.

00:56:38.000 Valuing black culture more than black lives. 1.00

00:56:42.000 That's insanity.

00:56:42.000 Interesting.

00:56:45.000 That's crazy talk.

00:56:46.000 So let's go with not educating my kids on systemic racism.

00:56:50.000 Because it sounds like not brainwashing my kids.

00:56:53.000 And today, and to make it better, today I will demand for a police accountability, support organizations on the front lines, donate to families affected, mobilize voting efforts.

00:57:03.000 I'm going to demand police accountability because I don't educate my kids on systemic racism.

00:57:10.000 Somehow the police are responsible for the way I educate my children.

00:57:15.000 That's how stupid your little gay quiz is. 1.00

00:57:18.000 All right, let's get started.

00:57:21.000 Enough is enough.

00:57:22.000 Donate, get involved.

00:57:24.000 You know what?

00:57:24.000 I have a theory.

00:57:25.000 Says we're going to be swatted in a minute.

00:57:27.000 Oh, I see.

00:57:28.000 I have a theory.

00:57:29.000 I bet no matter what you choose, it takes you to that next page.

00:57:32.000 Making racist jokes, support organizations.

00:57:35.000 Yes, no matter what you select, it takes you to the same fucking dumb thing, which is just a bunch of places you can give me your money.

00:57:44.000 Oh, this is the Act Blue.

00:57:46.000 This is the Black Lives Matter thing with that ActBlue, and that is a... 0.53

00:57:51.000 If you go to actblue.com, all the...

00:57:58.000 You saw that, right?

00:57:59.000 What a coincidence.

00:58:00.000 The DNC.

00:58:02.000 God, Justin Thoreau, what a fucking cock.

00:58:05.000 Way to throw your balls into the wind.

00:58:08.000 Way to throw your reputation into the garbage.

00:58:16.000 Is that a nickname or his actual surname?

00:58:19.000 I was saying that on Parlor today.

00:58:22.000 I said, if being black is so horrible, why does every mulatto sell black power? 1.00

00:58:28.000 And yeah, I'm black.

00:58:30.000 I'm super black.

00:58:31.000 Whoa.

00:58:32.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:58:34.000 This is on their website, ActBlue.

00:58:36.000 Is ActBlue run by the Democratic Party or affiliated with any organizations?

00:58:39.000 ActBlue is not run by the official Democratic Party or any other organization.

00:58:42.000 Oh, look at that little trick there.

00:58:44.000 We're a mission-based organization, which is what says why only Democrats, not Republicans, can use our tools to fundraise.

00:58:50.000 We are an independent nonprofit with an experience.

00:58:52.000 We're independent, but Republicans cannot use us.

00:58:55.000 Only Democrats.

00:58:57.000 Go back to that.

00:59:02.000 We are a mission-based organization, which is why only Democrats, not Republicans, can use our tools to fundraise.

00:59:10.000 We are an independent nonprofit.

00:59:14.000 I guess they mean they're financially independent.

00:59:16.000 They may want to look up the word independent in the dictionary.

00:59:20.000 Do you think this AC is bothering people?

00:59:25.000 We'll check in with the callers.

00:59:26.000 Well, you can hear it on your headphones.

00:59:28.000 Little, little, little bit.

00:59:30.000 Little, little, little, little bit.

00:59:31.000 Mostly in real life.

00:59:32.000 All right, let's look at a few letters before we take calls, shall we?

00:59:36.000 You have to preface this with a mailbag song.

00:59:40.000 Uh-huh.

00:59:41.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:59:46.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:59:51.000 Let me touch it.

00:59:53.000 Thank you.

00:59:54.000 Thank you.

00:59:56.000 Hey, Gavin and R word, wherein I think they are calling you, Ryan, a retard.

01:00:01.000 That could be anybody.

01:00:04.000 Your funny show about E.T. reminded me of this funny E.T. joke.

01:00:08.000 And then he has a video of Neil Hamburger.

01:00:11.000 One second.

01:00:12.000 who was also a friend of mine, who also could...

01:00:27.000 Reese's Pieces so much?

01:00:29.000 Well, because they have the same flavor that Kung does on its own way.

01:00:42.000 I couldn't hear that.

01:00:42.000 Because they have the same flavor as cum on their home planet.

01:00:48.000 Okay, he says afterward.

01:00:51.000 You're okay.

01:00:52.000 That's good quality.

01:00:54.000 I met him once in Brooklyn in Williamsburg, and the previous night, some woman had run on stage and punched him in the face.

01:01:01.000 That's a good sign.

01:01:01.000 Wow.

01:01:02.000 He's an old man. 0.95

01:01:03.000 That's not right.

01:01:04.000 For Emily Vecha's call in for this evening's live show start at 33 seconds.

01:01:11.000 All right.

01:01:12.000 Okay.

01:01:13.000 33 seconds?

01:01:15.000 Uh-huh.

01:01:16.000 All right.

01:01:24.000 Twice rebuilt, baby.

01:01:26.000 That's amazing.

01:01:27.000 All right, let's go kill some.

01:01:33.000 Rednecks always have a limp because they always fell off a roof or something. 1.00

01:01:39.000 M1 Grand.

01:01:44.000 It's an M1 carbine.

01:01:46.000 That doesn't look fun.

01:01:47.000 I believe.

01:01:48.000 It looks sad and disgusting.

01:01:50.000 Is this the town that doesn't have any cops?

01:01:53.000 Life on the Mesa.

01:01:59.000 Why did this person send us this?

01:02:00.000 What the fuck is he trying to say?

01:02:03.000 25 miles from a town, a million miles away from ordinary.

01:02:07.000 All right, sup, Gavin.

01:02:08.000 Bye, guy.

01:02:08.000 I called in a couple months ago, talked about pit bull adoration dysphoria in Austin.

01:02:12.000 We talked a bit about my being doxxed by the booker for Mohawk in Austin because I spoke out against lynch mobs who are patrolling the streets looking for quote-unquote homophobes.

01:02:22.000 She was an angry lesbian who emailed my band and threatened to tell every club in the city that they had a bigot in their band. 1.00

01:02:28.000 Well, it has happened again.

01:02:30.000 This time they contacted my employer.

01:02:31.000 Someone posted a 100-year-old photo of white men burning a black man alive.

01:02:36.000 I simply pointed out the fact that those men do not represent anyone who is living today.

01:02:42.000 They contacted my boss of 13 years and told him he has a racist employee.

01:02:47.000 She, a fucking course it was a she, that's him saying that, sent him a screenshot of my original comment and then a screenshot of my second reply in which I told her to stick her dollar a word clickbait zine and their unfounded bullshit up her ass. 1.00

01:03:03.000 She asked him what he planned to do about it.

01:03:05.000 He answered, I plan to give him a raise.

01:03:08.000 Oh nice.

01:03:10.000 God damn, I love people who embrace the free market.

01:03:13.000 Austin is a funny town because it's a left-wing college town in many ways, but it's also in Texas.

01:03:22.000 So they love guns, they're rednecks, but they're politically correct. 0.99

01:03:29.000 It's weird.

01:03:31.000 I remember the first year I went there in 1995, we used to go every year for South by Southwest, and they called black people Canadians because you're not allowed to talk about black people.

01:03:42.000 And I overheard a guy going, dude, my brother lives in the Canadian part of town out in the East End, and he loves it.

01:03:48.000 He says it's cheap.

01:03:49.000 Everyone's cool there.

01:03:50.000 There's no problems.

01:03:51.000 Not dangerous.

01:03:53.000 And as a Canadian, I still lived in Montreal at the time.

01:03:56.000 I was like, can you take me there?

01:03:58.000 Do they have hockey?

01:03:59.000 Do they have Poutin?

01:04:01.000 I can't wait to check out the Canadian part of town.

01:04:05.000 Now that I live in the suburbs, Canadian means Jewish.

01:04:08.000 Because there are no black people to talk about. 1.00

01:04:11.000 Except, of course, Ruben Elah, the serial rapist corrections officer who tells us how corrupt cops are.

01:04:18.000 That's Clown World, folks.

01:04:21.000 Hey, Gavin, and fag zone occupant. 1.00

01:04:24.000 Terrible.

01:04:25.000 Haven't heard you guys bring the story of a pro soccer player from LA who was fired for racist social media posts his wife made.

01:04:31.000 The posts in question didn't even seem to be outlandishly racist to me either.

01:04:36.000 This was the clownworldiest story I've seen all week, and that's saying a lot.

01:04:41.000 Anyways, keep up the good work, oink, oink, you monsters. 1.00

01:04:45.000 P.S. You and Ryan riffing on shitty movies is better than Mystery Science Theater 3000.

01:04:49.000 Picking woke movies is a brilliant move.

01:04:51.000 I'd love to see you guys make fun of a new Me Too movie called The Assistant, which the mainstream critics have been endlessly glorifying.

01:05:00.000 All right, we'll take you up on that offer, sir.

01:05:02.000 So, what is this?

01:05:03.000 LA Galaxy dumps player after wife's racist and violent post.

01:05:09.000 I love how George Floyd can smash a woman in the head with a gun and put a point into her pregnant belly, and to not treat him as a deity is violent.

01:05:22.000 Wow.

01:05:25.000 In her alarming post, T made clear she had a problem with protesters who took the streets.

01:05:30.000 She called the protesters disgusting cattle in one message written in Serbian and issued a profane call to kill them.

01:05:40.000 Okay.

01:05:44.000 Yep.

01:05:45.000 This is his response.

01:05:46.000 The post made by my wife.

01:05:48.000 Tia Katai on their social media platforms were unacceptable.

01:05:51.000 Views not shared.

01:05:51.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:05:52.000 That's his apology on screen.

01:05:56.000 Mindless cattle, someone should kill them. 1.00

01:05:58.000 You know what's funny is this double standard.

01:06:00.000 Like, black people talk like that on a daily basis, and it would never make the news. 1.00

01:06:09.000 I don't just want to say white people, but like Western people are responsible for 150% of their crimes. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Everyone else, including white leftist radicals, are responsible for 20% of what they do wrong.

01:06:25.000 So the guy from NASCAR gets in shit because his dad said nigger in the 1980s, yet they can say, including politicians can say, when they go low, we kick them.

01:06:38.000 Let's fight them in the streets.

01:06:40.000 We are not civil.

01:06:41.000 When you see them in a gas station, harass them, attack them.

01:06:45.000 Punch Nazis.

01:06:46.000 And by Nazis, they mean anyone I disagree with.

01:06:52.000 Fuckers. 1.00

01:06:55.000 There's now confirmation.

01:06:57.000 Confirme.

01:06:58.000 Very difficult confirmation.

01:06:59.000 No, not difficult.

01:07:00.000 It's pretty easy.

01:07:01.000 That the true fag zone has been located. 0.99

01:07:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:05.000 That's good.

01:07:06.000 Capitol Hill.

01:07:08.000 Isn't that spelled wrong?

01:07:09.000 Capital.

01:07:10.000 There's two ways to spell capital.

01:07:12.000 That's the correct.

01:07:13.000 Capital letters is with an A. Capitol is with an O. Okay.

01:07:22.000 Meet Raz Simone, the so-called terrorist warlord rapper who briefly ran Seattle's autonomous zone.

01:07:29.000 Oh, he's not running it anymore.

01:07:31.000 So since we started the show, that crazy lesbian rape serial rapist is out, and then the warlord is out. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Man, I wish I could find it, but there was a little video showing somebody trying to call to report an assault at the free autonomous zone, and then the cop said, nah, they got that handled down there.

01:07:52.000 Yeah, call Raz.

01:07:53.000 Call your warlord.

01:07:54.000 By the way, there was a woman abducted.

01:07:56.000 This is in the pictures I sent you.

01:07:58.000 And raped to death by black rioters. 0.61

01:08:03.000 Not a lot of attention.

01:08:05.000 That didn't really get any publicity.

01:08:09.000 Picture of her, right?

01:08:11.000 No, it's a news article.

01:08:15.000 No, there it is.

01:08:16.000 No, down.

01:08:18.000 I've already shown that.

01:08:19.000 Minneapolis police investigating after a woman found dead in car in near north neighborhood of Minneapolis.

01:08:19.000 There.

01:08:25.000 Black protesters raped her to death.

01:08:29.000 No mention of this whatsoever.

01:08:31.000 Now, can we get some celebrities saying, I will no longer be silent?

01:08:36.000 Like, your biggest fear is racist jokes while women are getting raped to death.

01:08:40.000 Okay.

01:08:41.000 Nice priorities.

01:08:42.000 But look at this.

01:08:43.000 meet Raz Simone, real clear politics, terrorist warlord rapper who briefly ran Seattle's It's on Real Clear Politics.

01:08:53.000 I know the guy who runs that site.

01:08:54.000 Dude, your site is hard to say.

01:08:57.000 Real Clear Politics.

01:08:57.000 Do you also run Rural Juror Politics?

01:09:00.000 But look, if you scroll down, there's an interview with him.

01:09:03.000 Let's see what he's got to say.

01:09:06.000 No, that's it, not it.

01:09:07.000 It's the one that says an interview with Raz Simone, you fuckhead.

01:09:12.000 Turn that up.

01:09:13.000 This is Karen with Rainy Avenue Radio.world, and we are on Capitol Hill, Seattle, walking up Pine Street towards the gathering of protesters.

01:09:23.000 I just want to say I'm from Third Ward, Mr. Jordan's from England on the opposite side, but I've been following streams for like two weeks now.

01:09:35.000 I'm here with Mr. Miller.

01:09:40.000 Everyone that I talked to on Twitch just refers to your feet.

01:09:43.000 I watched you interview the police chief earlier.

01:09:48.000 I appreciate that.

01:09:50.000 I didn't mean to call you up.

01:09:52.000 I just wanted to say hello.

01:09:53.000 No, thank you.

01:09:54.000 What's your name, bro?

01:09:57.000 I just wanted to say hello.

01:10:03.000 Exactly.

01:10:03.000 Every day.

01:10:05.000 So, Raz, you've become a very recognizable figure throughout this protest happening here in Seattle.

01:10:12.000 Can you let our audience know who you are?

01:10:14.000 Introduce yourself.

01:10:15.000 My name is Raz Simone.

01:10:16.000 I'm from Seattle Central District, Douce, Trump and Jackson.

01:10:22.000 Yeah, I'm out here because it's the right thing to do.

01:10:24.000 I've been an artist for a long time, so like everybody, most people know me in the city.

01:10:28.000 And then now, with all this happening, this was just like one of those natural things that, you know, it just I had in my stomach.

01:10:35.000 You know, I didn't even want to be out here like that, but I had to.

01:10:35.000 I had to do it.

01:10:39.000 It was the right thing to do.

01:10:40.000 The momentum of everything happening, everyone's energy in the world, I could just feel it.

01:10:44.000 It's like, I need to be out here.

01:10:46.000 I need to do my thing.

01:10:47.000 So anytime I walk up somewhere, if I start speaking, it's sort of like people just want to hear my voice.

01:10:51.000 And so then I'll start with the same thing.

01:10:52.000 You know what it'd be funny?

01:10:53.000 I'm saying this to my wife.

01:10:54.000 By the way, shut up, Raz. 0.72

01:10:56.000 Wouldn't it be funny if the Capitol Hill area, their little anarcho-socialist commune, just fucking tore America, new ass.

01:11:09.000 Wow.

01:11:11.000 Amazing education.

01:11:14.000 They started generating inventions for cellular technology.

01:11:19.000 They improved the roads there.

01:11:21.000 Beautiful art.

01:11:23.000 Spotless.

01:11:24.000 Streets, spotless.

01:11:27.000 They started repairing all the potholes, fixing all the buildings.

01:11:31.000 They got their own passports, their own currency.

01:11:36.000 They were negotiating with Proud Boys and Juggalos. 0.94

01:11:40.000 They were meeting in the United Nations, the World Health Organization.

01:11:44.000 They had their own dignitaries, their own army.

01:11:47.000 And it was like Israel.

01:11:49.000 Like, they just became a huge asset.

01:11:53.000 That would make me laugh my fucking ass.

01:11:55.000 And of course, you can't picture that.

01:11:56.000 This garden.

01:11:57.000 Look, we already grew a plant.

01:11:59.000 Masters of agriculture.

01:12:01.000 What does that say?

01:12:02.000 Saw you pass.

01:12:05.000 It's only been theirs for like a day.

01:12:08.000 It's been good to witness.

01:12:10.000 I really hope they don't wreck the farm garden.

01:12:11.000 Oh, so that was already there, obviously.

01:12:15.000 Wouldn't that be great, though?

01:12:16.000 And when you say that joke, which I just said, you try to picture it, and then you end up just picturing like rednecks, right? 1.00

01:12:23.000 Like the Bundy ranch.

01:12:25.000 If they took over an area, you know that it would be awesome in a week.

01:12:29.000 Sorry.

01:12:30.000 Rednecks are good at that kind of thing. 1.00

01:12:32.000 Anarchists suck because they've never had a fucking job. 1.00

01:12:38.000 And you can't build a community and run an anarcho-socialist commune if you've never lifted a fucking finger.

01:12:46.000 You don't know how to fix anything.

01:12:47.000 You don't know how to build anything.

01:12:49.000 You don't know how to do anything but complain because you're a spoiled brat. 1.00

01:12:54.000 I am officially trivializing the riots.

01:12:57.000 They're all spoiled fucking brats. 1.00

01:13:03.000 All right.

01:13:04.000 Shall we take some calls?

01:13:05.000 By the way, I've been drawing on copy paper for these doodles that we auction off for justiceforliberty.com.

01:13:12.000 We got all the first rows of auctions.

01:13:14.000 I have the drawings right there.

01:13:15.000 I'm going to send them out shortly.

01:13:17.000 But you have to frame these with UV protective frames or they'll fade away to nothing.

01:13:23.000 I'll start drawing on better paper soon.

01:13:26.000 But this first round, make sure that you have UV protected because copy paper doesn't really retain ink.

01:13:32.000 As I learned the hard way with my daughter's drawings that I first framed and they fucking vanished.

01:13:38.000 What's this now?

01:13:40.000 Let's take a quick look at what Black Lives Matter is really about.

01:13:42.000 It's only 53 seconds.

01:13:44.000 It's them proving that their Black Lives Matter site that we touched on briefly goes to DNC, Act Blue, then they go to that.

01:13:55.000 The expenditures, administrators, yada, yada.

01:13:58.000 Vendors, recipients, Bernie 2020, Biden for President, Elizabeth Warren, Pete for America, Democratic Congressional Campaign, Blah, Army for America.

01:14:06.000 I forgot all about Pete Budegig.

01:14:08.000 Remember him?

01:14:08.000 Yeah.

01:14:09.000 Alfred E. Newman.

01:14:10.000 Remember the young guy?

01:14:11.000 Who's the young guy from Texas?

01:14:14.000 Oh, yeah, the anti-gun guy?

01:14:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:17.000 Bobido.

01:14:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:18.000 He used the name his maid called him in order to sound more ethnic.

01:14:24.000 I wish they had that Hawaiian with the white hair. 0.99

01:14:26.000 Look, DNC, you're going to lose in these elections.

01:14:30.000 Trump is going to kill you.

01:14:31.000 But at least if you got that Hawaiian with the white streak, you would have died with your boots on. 1.00

01:14:36.000 Sending Mr. Magoo into the fucking tear dome.

01:14:43.000 It's like blaster without the master.

01:14:45.000 It's embarrassing.

01:14:47.000 This is pretty cool.

01:14:49.000 If the Prowboys or another such group had taken over Section of American City and were going on armed patrols, would the media call it a protest?

01:14:55.000 Timmy.

01:14:56.000 Oh, that's still killing.

01:14:57.000 And somebody said, I love this.

01:14:59.000 Probably just call it a protest.

01:15:00.000 Just bros being bros, but with pride.

01:15:03.000 That's actually true.

01:15:04.000 If he's trying to be insulting.

01:15:06.000 I liked it regardless.

01:15:06.000 No, I don't know.

01:15:07.000 It's true.

01:15:07.000 God, I had such a great day today, by the way.

01:15:09.000 I went to the gym for the first time in two months, and I realized how much I love going to a boxing gym, not because of the workout, which I do like, but just the kind of people that are attracted to a boxing gym, all testosterone.

01:15:24.000 And he's like, yo, I was doing the fucking pads with Larry the other day.

01:15:28.000 I was feeling it today, man.

01:15:30.000 My arms, my core.

01:15:33.000 And then the coach, the owner, goes, yeah, that's your weight.

01:15:37.000 Because he's fat.

01:15:38.000 And the coach has a body like mine, like a Grover body with skinny arms and skinny legs and a gut.

01:15:44.000 And then Tommy, Fatso, says to the coach, the owner, he goes, hey, just because you're skinny fat doesn't mean you're not fat.

01:15:52.000 You're just a type of fat guy.

01:15:56.000 True.

01:15:57.000 It was jokes like that.

01:15:59.000 That's good.

01:15:59.000 Oh, dude.

01:16:00.000 I was talking to a teacher from the Bronx.

01:16:03.000 T from the B. And this is where Ryan, by the way, was educated in the Bronx.

01:16:10.000 This is why he's retarded. 1.00

01:16:11.000 Sat on.

01:16:12.000 So you need, you cannot fail kids this year, they've decided.

01:16:18.000 A fail is a 54.

01:16:18.000 Whoa.

01:16:21.000 When I was a kid, a 49 is a fail.

01:16:23.000 A 50 is a pass.

01:16:24.000 That seems logical to me.

01:16:25.000 But anyway, a 54 is a pass.

01:16:28.000 54 is a fail.

01:16:29.000 55 is the lowest you can do.

01:16:31.000 So he said, I go, are you doing Zoom calls?

01:16:34.000 He goes, yeah.

01:16:34.000 Three people show up and they're playing video games and they just go, hey man, what's going on?

01:16:38.000 Like they haven't done the homework.

01:16:41.000 He has students he hasn't seen in years.

01:16:45.000 They come, they show up for lunch, eat the free lunch, and then go home.

01:16:52.000 Can you fucking fucking it's just a cafe to them.

01:16:57.000 And he said, I said, what's your class average?

01:16:59.000 Expecting him to say like when I was in the retard class, like 50.

01:17:03.000 He actually said 75%.

01:17:06.000 I'm a little dubious of that, but okay.

01:17:08.000 And he said, no.

01:17:09.000 He said, 90% of my kids are good kids.

01:17:16.000 And he said, 10% are just cut them loose.

01:17:18.000 They're useless.

01:17:19.000 But he goes, the thing I don't like about that 10% is it pulls in another 5%. 1.00

01:17:23.000 So now only 85% of my kids are good kids, and I've lost 5 to the shit crowd.

01:17:30.000 But he goes, there's so much bullshit going on with these schools.

01:17:33.000 So you have to put in a 55 now.

01:17:35.000 They all have to pass.

01:17:36.000 So he goes, oh, that's so fucking stupid.

01:17:40.000 Okay.

01:17:41.000 5-5.

01:17:42.000 B. What?

01:17:46.000 5-6.

01:17:47.000 Bang.

01:17:49.000 5-8?

01:17:50.000 Bain.

01:17:51.000 He keeps going up slowly.

01:17:53.000 Do we have no money in the account?

01:17:55.000 Why are we doing this the day of the fucking show when you've been sitting on your ass all day? 0.98

01:17:59.000 I tried to do it with my other account, but we had to.

01:18:02.000 Since we Skyped InfoWars, I got back into yours.

01:18:05.000 Why are we doing this literally 20 minutes after we're supposed to be taking calls?

01:18:05.000 But I bought it.

01:18:11.000 We can still take calls from the Discord.

01:18:14.000 No, we need to take calls from Skype.

01:18:16.000 Do you need my credit card, you fucking retard? 1.00

01:18:18.000 Yeah, that would help.

01:18:20.000 Holy shit.

01:18:21.000 So Skype's out of money for calls, and Ryan discovers this 20 minutes after we take calls.

01:18:27.000 Credit card worked every other time.

01:18:29.000 What's going on here?

01:18:30.000 Anyway, he said these sort of gangbanger kids, they're in gangs.

01:18:38.000 And Trinitarios, DDP, Bloods, there are a few Crips in New York, but not really.

01:18:46.000 And they have these metal detectors that they put in the schools, and they move them from school to school, and it's a surprise.

01:18:53.000 That way we catch you.

01:18:54.000 So we don't have to have a metal detector in every school, but we surprise you, and then, oh, we cut you with a knife.

01:18:59.000 Ha ha.

01:19:01.000 Then one minor problem with that.

01:19:03.000 When there's a metal detector, there's a lineup because it takes a long time for everyone to dump out their pockets and everything.

01:19:09.000 So the guys with the weapons come to school that day, see that there's a lineup and go, oh, it's metal detector day, and leave immediately.

01:19:20.000 Can you imagine how fucking dumb you'd have to be to have a knife in your pocket and wait in line?

01:19:29.000 Waiting in line to get caught.

01:19:33.000 So the schools, they show the data and they go, look at this.

01:19:39.000 We put a metal detector there and there was almost no one had a weapon.

01:19:44.000 So we're really stopping this problem.

01:19:46.000 No, dumbass.

01:19:47.000 The people with weapons saw what you were doing and got the fuck out of there.

01:19:51.000 So the data doesn't match the truth.

01:19:54.000 And that's the way New York operates.

01:19:56.000 It's so corrupt, it can't get scores up because it's communist.

01:20:00.000 So what they do is they just lie.

01:20:02.000 Anyway, so this teacher was going 58, 59, 60.

01:20:06.000 Eventually he got to 65.

01:20:08.000 It went through.

01:20:10.000 Every single eighth grader in the South Bronx is getting a 65.

01:20:15.000 I don't care if he spent the entire year raping his grandmother.

01:20:20.000 He gets a 65.

01:20:23.000 Now, I was a stupid asshole in school, and I usually got about 65, but I had to show up and do all the tests that they get the same mark as me is an eponym of a whole snowman.

01:20:38.000 Excuse me.

01:20:40.000 Oh, geez.

01:20:41.000 And that's just the fun of the gym.

01:20:43.000 So then I go there and hear some great stories.

01:20:46.000 And then I go to fucking the local bar where it's cool now.

01:20:52.000 People can eat and drink outside.

01:20:55.000 And no one's allowed inside, but we let people in if they're part of the in crowd.

01:21:00.000 So when someone comes in and was like, you mind if I stay here?

01:21:02.000 And then the owner goes, sorry, I don't want to lose my license for a Budweiser.

01:21:06.000 And then he goes back outside, even when it's raining.

01:21:09.000 And then we sit inside.

01:21:11.000 So that was fucking great.

01:21:12.000 So I had just a beautiful dude day.

01:21:15.000 And I am a faggot when it comes to men.

01:21:19.000 I just love them.

01:21:21.000 I loved the two Italian Tommies at the gym, Coach Ryan, fucking Jack, PJ, Jimmy, the liberal. 0.97

01:21:33.000 You know, we're so cool as men that we even rib each other.

01:21:37.000 Like all of this, all this conflict you've seen today is people hating Trump supporters.

01:21:43.000 Jimmy, the bartender, is a liberal.

01:21:45.000 And we go, we're talking about some dumb bitch. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Oh, actually, I have a picture of her.

01:21:48.000 The bitch who wanted to kick me out of that bar, Chrissy, she's been doing a one-woman protest on the streets where she has a sign. 1.00

01:21:57.000 I'll see if I can send it to you.

01:21:59.000 And she goes, hold on a second.

01:22:07.000 She has a sign out front that says, white supremacy is not for you and me or for black people.

01:22:16.000 Stop asking black people for help with whites. 1.00

01:22:18.000 Anyway, she just stood on the highway and waved this sign around for like three days in a row with no one else.

01:22:28.000 It was a one-woman protest.

01:22:30.000 This is the bitch who tried to get me kicked out of an old man bar. 1.00

01:22:34.000 And as I say to Jack every time it comes up, what makes a woman, a lesbian, think that she can tell old men how to handle themselves? 1.00

01:22:46.000 Know what I mean?

01:22:47.000 Anyway, my buddy Maddie saw her two days in a row and she was wearing the same clothes.

01:22:53.000 God, we chat a lot, don't we?

01:22:55.000 I'm going way back.

01:22:56.000 You go to just their pictures if it's a picture.

01:22:59.000 Yeah, there's a lot of pics.

01:23:00.000 A lot of pics.

01:23:03.000 And then you go to info.

01:23:07.000 And then you go to all pictures, all photos right there?

01:23:11.000 Okay.

01:23:12.000 And then all you get is all photos.

01:23:13.000 There it is.

01:23:18.000 So I guess I'll airdrop that to you.

01:23:20.000 No, I can't put on the email unit.

01:23:25.000 So this is the bitch who tried to get me kicked out of my local bar, and when that didn't work, she contacted the landlord of the building and tried to get them to not allow me in the bar. 1.00

01:23:38.000 Then she started harassing all the different bartenders who have served me beer there. 1.00

01:23:46.000 Can you believe that?

01:23:48.000 Shut.

01:23:50.000 What fucker said that? 0.90

01:23:55.000 I did.

01:23:57.000 I called him a punce.

01:23:58.000 I called him a ponce, and I'm calling you a ponce. 1.00

01:24:01.000 Ponce?

01:24:03.000 There she is.

01:24:04.000 That's a she? 1.00

01:24:05.000 Oh, boy, I thought that was me with a haircut.

01:24:05.000 Yep.

01:24:07.000 Don't ask black and brown people to fix white supremacy. 0.65

01:24:11.000 It's not their job.

01:24:13.000 It's ours.

01:24:14.000 So specific.

01:24:15.000 Like, she said an art teacher at some school in, like, Croton on Hudson or something.

01:24:19.000 Lady, how about just, um, it's our job to fix white supremacy. 1.00

01:24:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:27.000 Little typo there with the A and the E. Where?

01:24:30.000 I made that mistake before, too.

01:24:32.000 Oh, she had to fix it herself. 0.77

01:24:36.000 What an absolute retard. 1.00

01:24:38.000 That's who is in control of your kids, by the way, folks.

01:24:41.000 All right, let's get to doodling and take some kizals. 1.00

01:24:45.000 All right.

01:24:49.000 Brennan.

01:24:51.000 Yo, Brennan, you won a year, dog.

01:24:55.000 Hey, man.

01:24:56.000 Hey, thank you for letting me win this prize.

01:24:58.000 I can't believe I got through.

01:25:00.000 Ryan, what'd you fucking do to the number?

01:25:01.000 We got through and then you hung it up.

01:25:03.000 Yeah, there were some issues there.

01:25:07.000 Did you win previously, sir?

01:25:10.000 No, I haven't.

01:25:11.000 Okay.

01:25:12.000 If you have one previously, I recommend you lie because we will not give you a prize.

01:25:19.000 He's always like, already doing it.

01:25:21.000 Yeah, no, I haven't.

01:25:24.000 So, Gavin, I was just wondering, man, what's your take on this whole frazzle drip thing, dude?

01:25:31.000 Do you think it's real or is it just ridiculousness?

01:25:35.000 This whole what?

01:25:36.000 Frazzle drip?

01:25:37.000 What's a frazzle?

01:25:37.000 Frazzle drip.

01:25:38.000 It's the pizza gate, like adrenochrome harvesting from children with, you know, Hillary Clinton, all these Satanist reptiles.

01:25:47.000 Yeah, I think it's bullshit.

01:25:49.000 But I don't know.

01:25:51.000 And I don't think that Hillary Clinton and all of these different DNC people go to a pizza place to fuck kids. 1.00

01:25:51.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:26:00.000 But John Podesta is very suspicious.

01:26:03.000 And I think in the gay community, there is a lot of man-boy love.

01:26:10.000 I think a lot of them want to fuck young men. 0.99

01:26:13.000 You know, you look at all the priests that get caught.

01:26:16.000 They're not fucking toddlers.

01:26:17.000 They're not molesting girls.

01:26:18.000 They're gay priests molesting pre-pubescent and pubescent boys. 0.99

01:26:24.000 And gays seem to have a problem with that.

01:26:27.000 Like a predilection.

01:26:29.000 Yeah, I was just curious because everyone's saying that there's this video on the dark web, but I know shit can be baldered with.

01:26:35.000 I wanted to know your opinion, man.

01:26:38.000 I spoke about porn.

01:26:39.000 Porn!

01:26:41.000 So.

01:26:42.000 I'm open to it, though.

01:26:44.000 I'm open to it.

01:26:46.000 Oh, okay.

01:26:47.000 You got that 909.

01:26:48.000 I'm sorry, your number is.

01:26:49.000 I got to get your info to give you prizes now.

01:26:52.000 I got your number, but it starts with 909, correct?

01:26:55.000 Yes.

01:26:56.000 Okay.

01:26:57.000 I'll be calling you after the show.

01:26:57.000 Great.

01:26:59.000 All righty.

01:27:00.000 Thank you, guys.

01:27:00.000 All right.

01:27:01.000 Bye-bye.

01:27:02.000 Somebody in the background is saying porn.

01:27:06.000 He managed to get porn on the show.

01:27:08.000 Terrible.

01:27:11.000 Every time I, you know, I will occasionally look at porn, even though I don't do porn, but I'll look at it at work sometimes during a boring conference call.

01:27:19.000 And maybe it's because I don't watch porn, but I'll look at it and I'll just think, I'll see two people like fucking the shit out of each other.

01:27:25.000 And I go, you guys have great chemistry.

01:27:27.000 You should get married.

01:27:29.000 They're perfect for each other.

01:27:30.000 They're not interested in the marriage, I suppose.

01:27:33.000 We're going to the Discord.

01:27:35.000 Yo, guys, if we could just make sure that whoever wins is a new winner, that'd be dope.

01:27:43.000 Oh, wait.

01:27:44.000 Two shows, by the way.

01:27:45.000 Hello, gay. 0.91

01:27:46.000 By the way, if the first caller has not won before, that would be I did a deal.

01:27:52.000 What's up, guys?

01:27:52.000 Got it covered.

01:27:54.000 What's up, guys?

01:27:57.000 First caller, we've got Emily here.

01:28:01.000 Are you guys ready?

01:28:02.000 We're ready.

01:28:04.000 Oh, sorry.

01:28:05.000 Okay, you watched my video.

01:28:06.000 I emailed it to you.

01:28:08.000 It was the Mesa, that place where those crazy people live out in the desert that you talked about on Monday.

01:28:16.000 Yeah, we just watched it again tonight.

01:28:18.000 They look like fucking losers.

01:28:20.000 Yeah, well, that's the thing.

01:28:21.000 I have a co-worker that lived out there for five years.

01:28:25.000 She's an expat. 0.96

01:28:26.000 So I got to talk to her about it a little bit.

01:28:28.000 But yeah, it's criminals, meth heads, which she failed to mention.

01:28:32.000 And, you know.

01:28:33.000 Oh, it has to be like 90% meth heads.

01:28:35.000 How could you live there and not be on meth?

01:28:37.000 She didn't mention that part.

01:28:39.000 You probably get ostracized if you're not on Matthew.

01:28:45.000 Well, plus, I mean, it's just like a bunch of gun-toting anarchist liberals that hate America.

01:28:53.000 So I'm trying to turn off this fucking...

01:28:58.000 There is no point.

01:28:59.000 I just, we didn't know what the name of the place was.

01:29:01.000 Oh, right.

01:29:03.000 There's also a place in California, too.

01:29:05.000 Oh, that's awesome.

01:29:06.000 You won all the stuff.

01:29:09.000 What's all the stuff?

01:29:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:10.000 Loot crate, hatchy socks, fucking meat.

01:29:15.000 Meat.

01:29:16.000 What do we got it all here?

01:29:17.000 Bubba and Hanks, meat.

01:29:22.000 More meat.

01:29:23.000 Awesome.

01:29:24.000 And feed my large family of children and people.

01:29:29.000 Children and people.

01:29:30.000 So you don't see children as people.

01:29:31.000 That's very disappointing.

01:29:33.000 That is terrible.

01:29:34.000 No wonder you've had so many abortions. 0.99

01:29:39.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:40.000 Well, thanks.

01:29:40.000 All right.

01:29:41.000 I was going to tell you about the Mesa.

01:29:43.000 That place was fucking nuts listening to her talk about it.

01:29:46.000 Yeah, I saw a documentary on it.

01:29:50.000 All I can find is the trailer anywhere.

01:29:53.000 And you're Vegka, right?

01:29:54.000 Or Vekka.

01:29:56.000 I'll get your info on the thing.

01:29:56.000 Vekcha.

01:29:58.000 Okay.

01:29:59.000 I'll message you, Ryan.

01:30:00.000 All right.

01:30:01.000 Thanks for calling.

01:30:02.000 Thank you.

01:30:03.000 Next up, we've got Catholic Lady. 0.99

01:30:08.000 Hello.

01:30:08.000 Hello?

01:30:10.000 Hello?

01:30:11.000 Oh, hi.

01:30:12.000 Sorry.

01:30:13.000 I have some Catholic questions, if you don't mind.

01:30:15.000 I was just curious if you were a cradle Catholic or did you convert to the church?

01:30:21.000 I was an atheist my whole life, probably fifth generation atheist.

01:30:24.000 My grandfather was a prominent communist in Glasgow, Scotland, Johnny McInnes.

01:30:29.000 Wow.

01:30:30.000 But when my daughter was born in 2006, I had an epiphany.

01:30:36.000 I was looking at her foot, and she was a baby, and the fact that the pad on her heel worked and was perfect. 0.99

01:30:43.000 I just was overwhelmed.

01:30:44.000 And it wasn't very intellectual.

01:30:46.000 It was very emotional.

01:30:48.000 I was just overwhelmed with the miracle of birth.

01:30:51.000 And I said, I'm a deist.

01:30:53.000 I believe in God now.

01:30:55.000 As far as choosing Catholicism, I don't really have an answer.

01:30:58.000 It was just sort of the Nearest thing.

01:31:00.000 I joined the Knights of Columbus and became a Catholic.

01:31:05.000 My husband's with them.

01:31:05.000 Oh, nice.

01:31:08.000 And then last week you mentioned something, you were thinking of bringing or offering rosaries.

01:31:14.000 And I was just curious if you pray the rosary.

01:31:18.000 Yeah, I have for the Proud Boys.

01:31:20.000 I don't know.

01:31:20.000 I'm not a very good Catholic.

01:31:22.000 When I got doxxed and I blew up in my neighborhood, I became like this sort of David Duke figure.

01:31:31.000 And people will, when they have guests, they'll drive by my house and show them the house.

01:31:35.000 It's like showing Howard Hughes' house or something.

01:31:38.000 So I noticed when I went to church, there'd be like people turning around and looking.

01:31:44.000 And it became a spectacle.

01:31:45.000 And I thought, I'm taking away from the ritual for everyone here.

01:31:49.000 So I stopped going.

01:31:50.000 I haven't been to church in a long time.

01:31:52.000 Oh, no.

01:31:54.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

01:31:56.000 Well, I've actually added you to my rosary prayer intention.

01:32:01.000 So I wish you guys the best.

01:32:04.000 And oh, and then one more question.

01:32:06.000 Last night you were wearing a very handsome suit, and I was wearing, I was wondering where you got your jacket.

01:32:13.000 Last night, that suit, the beige one?

01:32:16.000 Oh, no, sorry, it was a white outfit, and then you had a blue jacket, and it was a double lapel.

01:32:23.000 White outfit, and then a double lapel.

01:32:27.000 There it is.

01:32:27.000 Wait, oh, wait.

01:32:29.000 Oh, was that when we looted?

01:32:32.000 Yes.

01:32:33.000 Yeah, that was my wife's fur coat. 1.00

01:32:35.000 All that stuff was like my wife's handbags. 1.00

01:32:37.000 Oh, no, it was the one.

01:32:38.000 I think it might have been the one after that.

01:32:41.000 Yeah, Ryan, you're wrong again.

01:32:43.000 Well, that's the only one I've seen.

01:32:45.000 She said last night.

01:32:46.000 And why aren't you logged in?

01:32:49.000 Sorry.

01:32:52.000 Yeah, that was a beige jacket I got.

01:32:55.000 Wait, what was that now?

01:32:57.000 Oh, yeah, that was Ted Baker.

01:33:00.000 That was a Ted Baker jacket.

01:33:02.000 They were a fun company.

01:33:03.000 You know, the owner of that company resigned because of sexual harassment, but the sexual harassment was just him giving employees hugs.

01:33:12.000 And they decided that that was too much.

01:33:15.000 And that was the end of his career.

01:33:16.000 Over.

01:33:17.000 All right.

01:33:18.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:20.000 All right.

01:33:21.000 We'll go one more from you guys, and then we'll switch over to the call calls.

01:33:27.000 Hey, yo.

01:33:30.000 Hey, so the other day, Will Witt from PragerU on his new podcast, he said that you're his biggest influence, and he does what he does largely because of your rebel media videos.

01:33:40.000 And it made me wonder, you don't seem to talk about Prager You too much, or maybe I just haven't seen you.

01:33:46.000 Will Witt seems like a great guy to have on the show.

01:33:48.000 Do they think that you're too right-wing or something?

01:33:51.000 I mean, they are kind of milquetoast, and Dennis Prager is super easy to make.

01:33:55.000 I'm mad at Prager U because I was all budgeted to do a show, to do one of their instructional things, and I wrote it all up, and then the shit started hitting the fan, and they dumped me.

01:34:07.000 And they didn't dump me like men and say, oh, sorry, dude, things are a little too hot right now.

01:34:12.000 We're going to have to check in later.

01:34:14.000 They just stopped responding to my emails.

01:34:17.000 So that pissed me off.

01:34:20.000 But who's Will Witt again?

01:34:21.000 Can you pull him up?

01:34:23.000 Yeah, he does the who's worse, Trump or Hitler, and he goes around to college campuses.

01:34:29.000 Oh, yeah, I love that kid.

01:34:31.000 Yeah, I think you should reach out to him.

01:34:34.000 He's a really cool guy.

01:34:35.000 He'd be great to have on the show if he's not like NDA'd by Prager U or something.

01:34:40.000 Yeah, they're usually NDA'd.

01:34:41.000 I don't know.

01:34:42.000 I haven't had guests on in weeks because besides John McCaffey, it seems to kind of kill the rhythm of the show a lot of the time.

01:34:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:34:54.000 Like even Tommy Robinson is like probably my favorite person in the world, but I'd rather just talk about the fact that he's going to this rally this weekend to protect statues than have him on and say, so you're going to a rally this weekend and protect statues?

01:35:08.000 I don't know.

01:35:09.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:35:10.000 Maybe you could do a sort of like between two ferns thing where it's awkward.

01:35:14.000 Like the guy that played Vito, when Ryan did Tony's voice, it got kind of awkward.

01:35:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:21.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:35:23.000 Thanks, man.

01:35:24.000 Cool.

01:35:25.000 There's a self-portrait I just did that we'll be auctioning off.

01:35:30.000 I didn't leave enough room for the head. 0.91

01:35:33.000 Give some room for head.

01:35:35.000 Thomas.

01:35:37.000 I don't need to leave any room for head in my marriage.

01:35:41.000 Plenty of room, but Thomas.

01:35:46.000 What's up, Gavin Ryan?

01:35:47.000 I wanted to talk about, I know Gavin always talks about comedians, women comedians specifically being into dirty jokes, sex jokes, stuff like that.

01:35:57.000 I'm a pipe maker.

01:35:58.000 I blow glass and make bombs and pipes and shit.

01:36:01.000 And there's a kind of subculture of artists within that community.

01:36:07.000 And I've noticed about 80% of the women that blow glass, they always make dildos. 1.00

01:36:13.000 They make, you know, if they make pendants, it's like pussy lips dripping with cum. 1.00

01:36:18.000 Or it's like a bust of a woman tied up in bondage.

01:36:22.000 Seems like 80, 85% of all the women that are artists in this community kind of piggyback on that same thing. 1.00

01:36:29.000 It seems like something they do in art.

01:36:34.000 It's an easy sell, right?

01:36:35.000 It's funny how now that everyone's out of a job, what are women doing? 1.00

01:36:39.000 They're running to OnlyFans and prostituting themselves.

01:36:45.000 It's like they say we're not sex objects, and then the second they get involved in something, they just cash in the sex check.

01:36:54.000 And then they wonder why everybody's like, oh, you're just selling it for that.

01:36:58.000 And you're, you know, they complain about it, like you said, but that's all they do.

01:37:03.000 They want that money. 0.77

01:37:04.000 Yeah.

01:37:06.000 It's just, they cheat.

01:37:08.000 You know, that's not the game.

01:37:11.000 It's not fair.

01:37:12.000 It's not fair.

01:37:13.000 It's fucking lame.

01:37:15.000 Imagine that was your sister.

01:37:17.000 Hey, what's Jenny up to?

01:37:19.000 She's making glass cocks. 1.00

01:37:22.000 Does dad know?

01:37:24.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:37:28.000 And I see them do it.

01:37:28.000 It's rough.

01:37:30.000 And it's, you know, they think it's edgy.

01:37:33.000 And I mean, I guess it's edgy to an extent, but it just seems distasteful.

01:37:38.000 And I guess in this, I mean, it's a taboo community, anyways.

01:37:40.000 It's a bunch of potheads and bong smokers and stuff. 0.99

01:37:44.000 Why don't you make us something?

01:37:47.000 I'll make you something.

01:37:48.000 I'll send it in.

01:37:49.000 All right.

01:37:49.000 I'll get your number down.

01:37:51.000 Yeah.

01:37:51.000 By the way, are these all still winners?

01:37:53.000 We had four.

01:37:55.000 Oh, there was four?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, dude.

01:37:57.000 Did you not listen to the show?

01:37:58.000 Oh, I'm a winner.

01:37:59.000 Get off my lawn live?

01:38:00.000 Yeah, you win.

01:38:02.000 All right, cool.

01:38:03.000 Fuck yeah.

01:38:04.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:38:06.000 Ryan, I announced on the show that the first four callers win.

01:38:11.000 All right, not a problem.

01:38:12.000 We can get those.

01:38:16.000 Were you not watching Get Off My Lawn Live?

01:38:16.000 How did you miss that?

01:38:18.000 It's usually two.

01:38:19.000 And when you're doing that, I'm setting up all the visuals.

01:38:23.000 It's usually two, but last week we didn't get any.

01:38:26.000 So we're doubling up.

01:38:28.000 I explained, I believe twice.

01:38:30.000 All right, let me go to the Discord.

01:38:31.000 Hey, guys.

01:38:34.000 Hey, guys.

01:38:34.000 So we've got John here.

01:38:35.000 Oh, before we go to the next call, can we...

01:38:48.000 Sure, her name is Emily, but she goes by Veccha on Discord.

01:38:51.000 Okay, we got her, and then after that, the person right after that.

01:38:55.000 Yeah, after that was Catholic Lady. 0.90

01:38:57.000 Okay.

01:39:01.000 Okay, cool.

01:39:02.000 All right, what do we got?

01:39:03.000 All right, we've got John here.

01:39:07.000 Hi, Johnny John.

01:39:10.000 Hi, Johnny Boyz.

01:39:12.000 Alright, talking to you from Sunny Glasgow.

01:39:15.000 Oh, hi.

01:39:17.000 A fucking Glasskit.

01:39:20.000 Pathetic.

01:39:23.000 Where are you in Glasgow, by the way?

01:39:26.000 We're calling you from Sunny Govin.

01:39:30.000 You're Fikovin!

01:39:31.000 Like Rab Nesbet! 0.83

01:39:34.000 Oh, you're breaking up a wee bit there, son.

01:39:36.000 Hold on.

01:39:37.000 Calm down.

01:39:38.000 Okay, I'll try to calm down.

01:39:39.000 You're fegoven.

01:39:41.000 I'm not unlike Mr. Rab Nesbitt.

01:39:44.000 That's the very same.

01:39:46.000 Is Govin still an absolute shite hole?

01:39:51.000 Well, you would never guess that there was a pandemic on right now.

01:39:54.000 That's all I'll say.

01:39:56.000 Right.

01:39:57.000 Hey, you know, in still game, when they go to the clan, clansmen or whatever it's called, is that a real bar?

01:40:06.000 No, it's based in a real area, but all that kind of craig lying and the clansmen, it's all fictional, I'm afraid.

01:40:13.000 Oh, that's terrible, that.

01:40:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:40:16.000 But, you know, still a good programme.

01:40:21.000 My favourite on still game has got to be Isa.

01:40:25.000 When she wants gossip, it's fucking heaven on us. 0.98

01:40:30.000 You think so?

01:40:31.000 Aye.

01:40:32.000 I don't know.

01:40:34.000 I'm a fan of Tam.

01:40:36.000 Is he the cheap one?

01:40:38.000 He's tight as a drum, aye.

01:40:40.000 Aye.

01:40:41.000 Aye, Tam's alright.

01:40:43.000 He's a little overacted.

01:40:45.000 You know, my least favourite is the packy.

01:40:48.000 He's just a bloody cartoon.

01:40:53.000 Bit tight cast.

01:40:54.000 I know what you mean.

01:40:54.000 Aye, it's a bit much.

01:40:56.000 Oh, hello.

01:40:56.000 I am the Indian Scottish guy.

01:41:02.000 Well, listen, I don't know why I take up too much of your time.

01:41:05.000 And it's actually getting light here just now with the time difference.

01:41:08.000 And I'm wanting to get to my bed.

01:41:09.000 Are you using that time of year where it's like fucking light until midnight and then up at 5 a.m. at the same time?

01:41:17.000 Well, I mean, I don't really want to admit this kind of thing, but I sleep with an eye mask.

01:41:22.000 So, you know, I don't really know.

01:41:23.000 That's embarrassing that.

01:41:26.000 I was there once.

01:41:27.000 We're going down Suckey Hall Street and I'm looking for a pub.

01:41:30.000 And I'm with my Wayne, who is about 40 years old.

01:41:33.000 Can I just say, Sucky Hall Street is now called Harriet Tubman Street, so you need to be careful with the way you...

01:41:44.000 So every time you go in a pub, people will start staring at me like they're going to kick my ass.

01:41:49.000 And then I come out of the pub and they're sort of standing like this, like, here you.

01:41:54.000 I got a problem.

01:41:55.000 And I'm thinking, am I wearing a Rangers jersey to a Celtics pub or something?

01:41:59.000 And then I realise it's 11.30 at night.

01:42:04.000 But we just arrived off the plane and my time zones are all fucked up. 0.68

01:42:08.000 And I forgot that in Glasgow, it can be bright as day at 11.30.

01:42:13.000 So they're angry that I have a wean up at that time of night, taking her into pubs.

01:42:18.000 Meanwhile, I'm thinking I'm going her out at 3pm.

01:42:23.000 Well, that's it.

01:42:24.000 It's the glare.

01:42:25.000 It's a council-run thing.

01:42:26.000 It's the glare off the streetlights so that the junkies can't find the veins in their arms for the heroin.

01:42:34.000 I was addicted to heroine for four years and then addicted to methadone for eight years that was meant to get us off it.

01:42:48.000 Holy fuck.

01:42:48.000 Heroine.

01:42:50.000 I didn't know you knew.

01:42:51.000 But let me, that's a good one.

01:42:54.000 All right, so what's up, pal?

01:42:57.000 Sorry, so just to not take up too much of your time, basically, I've got this predicament I'm in where I've been going out with a girl for about over a year now, and it's a kind of similar thing to what you've been going through, where we don't talk about politics.

01:43:14.000 She's very left-leaning, she's vegan, and we've got very, like loads and loads of stuff in common, like music, just all sorts of stuff.

01:43:24.000 So politics never came into it.

01:43:26.000 And whenever politics does come into it, I always just kind of turn the blind eye and go, oh, I don't really know about that.

01:43:33.000 Oh, no, I'm not sure about that.

01:43:35.000 And just kind of brush it off.

01:43:38.000 But basically, I've painted myself into a corner now because all of this stuff that's recently happening, all the protests and everything, basically she thinks I'm a fucking idiot.

01:43:47.000 She thinks I don't know anything about politics.

01:43:51.000 So I've got all these arguments just waiting to pounce upon.

01:43:57.000 I mean, it just takes a quick kind of video from Candace Owens or Thomas Sowell or something like that just to kind of start up a decent argument.

01:44:06.000 And that'll kind of settle things.

01:44:10.000 But my fear is as soon as I do that, she's either going to think, Well, fucking hell, you've been sitting on these pretty, you know, nifty, haven't you?

01:44:18.000 Or she's just going to think, oh, you're in a date, you still don't know what you're talking about, and all of a sudden you're into politics, what the fuck.

01:44:25.000 So my question is basically, how do I approach this?

01:44:28.000 Do I still just turn a blind eye and not address it?

01:44:33.000 Or do I try and confront it head on and try and get her on board with some of the arguments to do with all of that?

01:44:42.000 Has she said I love you yet?

01:44:45.000 Yeah, no, as I say, worth working.

01:44:48.000 Okay, so you already have a relationship on your side of the fence.

01:44:51.000 The secret to this is to slowly ease it out in an interrogative tone.

01:44:59.000 So you say, I was just looking at this Candace Owens video, and I'm not a fan of her.

01:45:08.000 She's got some good points and all.

01:45:11.000 I'm sitting here looking to poke a hole into what she's saying and all, but I'm having a bit of trouble.

01:45:17.000 How about you have a look at it?

01:45:20.000 Did you know George Floyd did a forced entry into a pregnant woman's home?

01:45:25.000 I didn't know that.

01:45:27.000 Played down.

01:45:27.000 The thing is, I totally agree with that approach, but that's what I'm saying.

01:45:32.000 The whole point is, I don't have Facebook, I don't have social media or anything like that, so it would seem really out of the blue for me to just go, oh, do you know about this Candace Owens woman?

01:45:42.000 Or do you know about my opinion on this or that?

01:45:44.000 I've basically went through this whole relationship just saying.

01:45:47.000 Do you go to the pub or talk to people?

01:45:49.000 You'd be like, you heard that from somebody?

01:45:51.000 Yeah, just throwing like all you do, you just slowly, slowly let out little things and say, I just heard that he attacked a pregnant woman.

01:46:01.000 You ever heard that?

01:46:02.000 Who is this George Floyd, by the way, there, big man?

01:46:05.000 And then when she gets mad, you go, no, I'm just, I'm actually curious myself.

01:46:11.000 I'm learning this as much as you.

01:46:15.000 The thing is, I'm at the point now where I'm looking to settle down and, you know, move on to the next level, like getting married, having kids and that kind of thing.

01:46:25.000 It's been a kind of like listening to you.

01:46:28.000 I read your book over the last couple of years there and just like a lot of the advice I really agree with.

01:46:35.000 But it's at the point now where I'm thinking, right, this is the kind of stuff, these are the kind of arguments, these are the kind of little idiosyncrasies where I'm thinking, right, is this the person that I want to do that with?

01:46:45.000 Or, do you know what I mean?

01:46:48.000 As you say, do I let these little arguments start surfacing and move on with it?

01:46:53.000 You know, that's basically where my mind's at right now.

01:46:57.000 No, look, I've been married for 20 years.

01:46:59.000 I got three kids.

01:47:01.000 I don't even let my wife know everything. 0.99

01:47:03.000 Like, I hold back and reserve judgment.

01:47:07.000 I say way more raunchy shit on this show than I would ever say to my wife in person.

01:47:13.000 So you don't have to, you know, get totally nude and tell her everything in order to fall in love and get married.

01:47:21.000 Women don't really have the capacity to understand politics, I'm afraid. 1.00

01:47:27.000 So they're like children in that sense.

01:47:29.000 She would hate the fact that I was actually on the phone to you right now.

01:47:32.000 So that's an emotional taboo right now.

01:47:36.000 She's an emotional creature.

01:47:39.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:47:41.000 You got this.

01:47:42.000 Appreciate the call.

01:47:43.000 Thanks very much.

01:47:44.000 Shady bye.

01:47:46.000 All right.

01:47:47.000 Let's go to the calls for a second.

01:47:49.000 The telephone number calls country of chat.

01:47:55.000 Hello?

01:47:56.000 Yeah, what's up, guys?

01:47:58.000 Colin, I know you mentioned, I think Tim Dylan made a comment about it, but the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

01:48:08.000 What do you think would legitimately happen if a group of actual peaceful protesters from the right or our side of things had weapons like the previous total peaceful protests?

01:48:24.000 Well, we've seen this before.

01:48:28.000 We had the Bundy Ranch demonstration where everyone was getting water and everything was organized.

01:48:33.000 And then we also had the one, what was that, in Oregon with the ranchers getting together and they had taken over a bird sanctuary.

01:48:42.000 Do you remember that?

01:48:43.000 Yeah, and they killed the guy, yeah.

01:48:45.000 They killed the guy, but that bird sanctuary was going great.

01:48:49.000 Everything was clean.

01:48:50.000 There was no rape.

01:48:51.000 I mean, they've already been through, today, they've been through two leaders.

01:48:55.000 They had the rapist lesbian, then they had the African warlord. 1.00

01:48:58.000 That's all done.

01:48:59.000 Now they must have a new guy.

01:49:01.000 In Occupy Wall Street, they had a little camp over by the bull here in New York City, and they were shitting on cars.

01:49:09.000 There was a rape that went on in one of the tents.

01:49:13.000 I mean, it's pretty clear what their utopia would be like and what our utopia would be like.

01:49:19.000 If we were in control, truly in control, it would be like the Bundy wrench.

01:49:24.000 And if they weren't in control, it would be like Mogadishu.

01:49:29.000 So that's why I keep telling Proud Boys, don't fucking go to any of this.

01:49:34.000 Don't get involved.

01:49:35.000 Let them burn their little utopia to the ground.

01:49:39.000 And that's all good for Trump and it's all good for us.

01:49:44.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:49:45.000 Next.

01:49:47.000 Sorry, sir.

01:49:48.000 Joshua.

01:49:51.000 Joshua.

01:49:53.000 Hey, man, I'm just calling to recommend a hot girl.

01:49:56.000 It's Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

01:50:00.000 Oh, I remember her.

01:50:01.000 She must be old now.

01:50:03.000 They were big in the 90s.

01:50:05.000 Yeah, she's got a dynamite picture of her wearing these silver shorts in a diner. 1.00

01:50:10.000 I think that's the best picture of her.

01:50:13.000 Okay, as far as thank you for calling.

01:50:15.000 As far as pictures go, obviously no one can ever compete.

01:50:19.000 Oh, I see it.

01:50:20.000 With Lily Allen in her blue sailor suit.

01:50:24.000 But let's see this picture.

01:50:29.000 Kind of a Mexican vibe.

01:50:31.000 Little tits, which I'm fine with.

01:50:34.000 Her nose is a little severe.

01:50:36.000 Severe.

01:50:37.000 But yeah, I'll take her.

01:50:39.000 I'm not gonna kick her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.00

01:50:41.000 I'm not blown away.

01:50:44.000 It's almost like different people have different tastes.

01:50:47.000 Almost.

01:50:48.000 Almost like that.

01:50:50.000 All right.

01:50:52.000 Jotted colonials for Gavin to watch there.

01:50:59.000 Hello.

01:51:04.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:51:05.000 Good afternoon.

01:51:06.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:51:07.000 Gavin, I hear you talking a lot about your car shows you watch, like the Horny Mike and the Duke and all that shit or whatever.

01:51:16.000 I got one to recommend for you.

01:51:17.000 It's called Roadkill on Motor Trend.

01:51:20.000 It's pretty authentic.

01:51:22.000 It's two guys that, you know, go out, drive around the country, pick up cars in junkyards and bring them back to life.

01:51:30.000 Yeah, fuck that show.

01:51:33.000 Fuck that show.

01:51:34.000 I watched Roadkill a few times, and I am dumping this bullshit show because they play with the timeline.

01:51:43.000 The pitch of the show is we'll go into an abandoned scrapyard.

01:51:48.000 We'll look at the different trucks there.

01:51:50.000 We'll assemble a truck and drive it off the lot.

01:51:53.000 That's the deal we signed up for.

01:51:56.000 And then they start ordering parts, bringing them in from outside sources.

01:52:01.000 You see it's cold out and they're wearing jackets and you realize six months has gone by.

01:52:07.000 This show, Roadkill, is full of shit.

01:52:11.000 They keep moving the goalposts.

01:52:17.000 Thanks for calling fuck Roadkill.

01:52:20.000 It's a stupid show.

01:52:21.000 Graveyard Cars, on the other hand, that is my new show.

01:52:26.000 I love the host.

01:52:28.000 His knowledge of cars is shocking.

01:52:33.000 It's C-A-R-Z. 1.00

01:52:36.000 It's badass.

01:52:37.000 That guy, the ugly guy with the mustache who looks like me, he is a fucking genius.

01:52:45.000 Like, I can't wait till we have the technology.

01:52:47.000 I don't have time to learn all that shit.

01:52:48.000 But when you can just hook up someone's brain to your brain, now that the coronavirus is less corona-y, we should visit Chris.

01:52:59.000 Yeah, we should.

01:53:00.000 He's funny too, that dude.

01:53:02.000 Yeah.

01:53:02.000 Genuinely funny.

01:53:03.000 Oh, cool, cool.

01:53:04.000 Yeah, just jump in the middle anywhere.

01:53:06.000 And his staff are awesome.

01:53:08.000 He's trying to teach his daughter all the tricks of the trade.

01:53:14.000 Sorry, dude.

01:53:15.000 It's not going to happen.

01:53:19.000 Oh, my God.

01:53:22.000 I don't mind that the guys like to have fun and play grab ass, but throwing a piece of metal inside of a shop is a really stupid idea.

01:53:28.000 Hitting my brand new toolbox is even a stupider idea.

01:53:31.000 It's going to get their faces kicked inside out.

01:53:37.000 Get your wallet out.

01:53:40.000 He sort of will play a different character every show, too.

01:53:43.000 Like he does the David Brent thing sometimes.

01:53:45.000 No way.

01:53:46.000 That's awesome.

01:53:47.000 So I think today was a good idea.

01:53:48.000 You get your faces kicked in inside out.

01:53:50.000 We got the whole back half of the car off, so that's a pretty good motion.

01:53:52.000 Mark left me alone.

01:53:53.000 That's all self-aware.

01:53:55.000 So what they do is they take these old cars from like 1960, rebuild them, and the guy will say, can you use all original parts?

01:54:04.000 And sometimes that's impossible.

01:54:06.000 So they'll get a replica of the original part and even have the same like stamp on it.

01:54:12.000 It'll be the same color.

01:54:13.000 They'll draw like factory settings with paint on the muffler, just like the way it was in 1971, where they would hand paint the date on a fucking car part underneath.

01:54:26.000 I want to suck his dick. 0.99

01:54:28.000 I'm gay for men.

01:54:30.000 Outside of sex, I am the biggest faggot in the world.

01:54:37.000 I love men so much.

01:54:40.000 I adore men.

01:54:42.000 I adore a doorman.

01:54:45.000 Okay with doormen.

01:54:47.000 They're cool.

01:54:48.000 Anonymous.

01:54:49.000 Deployed.

01:54:49.000 Dorman friend in the Knights of Columbus.

01:54:52.000 Deployed with the National Guard.

01:54:54.000 Uh-oh.

01:54:56.000 Hey, how's it going, Gavin?

01:54:58.000 Hey, man.

01:54:58.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:55:00.000 Hey, so basically, I just got back yesterday.

01:55:04.000 I was activated with the National Guard to the fucking riot.

01:55:07.000 Really?

01:55:09.000 Yeah.

01:55:10.000 Well, can I give you some advice?

01:55:14.000 Yeah, what's up?

01:55:14.000 If someone tells you to fuck off, especially like a 100-pound 5-foot-two girl, then start crying, apologize to her, and then take a knee.

01:55:27.000 Dude, you have no clue how many times I got told to fuck off while I was here.

01:55:34.000 People think the National Guard is the same as the cops, and they're not supposed to shoot you.

01:55:39.000 Their job is to shoot you.

01:55:41.000 It's the army.

01:55:45.000 So I went there.

01:55:47.000 We had, well, first, I'll just say that, you know, I came on the show as anonymous because, obviously, I can't get my fucking name.

01:55:53.000 Yes.

01:55:56.000 I went there.

01:55:56.000 I'll say that I was in a Midwest city, Columbus, maybe.

01:56:01.000 You were a what?

01:56:04.000 I was maybe in Columbus.

01:56:06.000 I can't say for sure.

01:56:08.000 Okay.

01:56:10.000 But regardless, so I went there.

01:56:13.000 We went there with the legal authorization for lethal force.

01:56:19.000 So that was the first thing we went in.

01:56:21.000 But we went in and literally all we fucking did was just fucking sit there.

01:56:26.000 Now, were they rioting?

01:56:28.000 Was anyone smashing anything?

01:56:32.000 Honestly, like, when we got trained up to go in, we were told, like, oh, you're going to go in the shit.

01:56:37.000 People are going to be rioting.

01:56:38.000 People are going to be doing this and that.

01:56:40.000 When we went there, the only problems that we had was I got put in the ghetto for a midnight shift.

01:56:45.000 And I was there from about 5 p.m. until 5 a.m.

01:56:50.000 And the only thing that really happened is we were in a ghetto.

01:56:54.000 And on the block that I was on, there was like four or five bars.

01:56:58.000 And when they shut down, like 20 or 30 people came out, and there was just this big ass fucking ball, and they were shooting firewoods and shit.

01:57:05.000 And that was pretty much the only fucking shit that happened there.

01:57:08.000 And if you, like, National Guard, if someone shoves you or throws like something at you, what are you supposed to do?

01:57:18.000 Like, according to your training?

01:57:21.000 Right.

01:57:21.000 So it depends on your level of leadership.

01:57:25.000 So my team leaders and my, so my team leaders, because I'm just a fucking average Joe, right?

01:57:30.000 I don't have any fucking leadership position.

01:57:33.000 So my team leaders, they had tasers on them.

01:57:35.000 So they were allowed to tase.

01:57:37.000 The only thing I was fucking carrying was pepper spray.

01:57:40.000 And the only time that I came close to using it was when we, the place that I was posted up in this fucking ghetto was, you know, downtown Columbus, middle of the night.

01:57:53.000 When I had to fucking take a shit, we had to walk over like a block away to this construction probe to use the shitter, right?

01:58:02.000 And so when we would go over, it was like two at a time.

01:58:05.000 So I went over one night and we're fucking, I'm sitting there and waiting on this dude to take his shit.

01:58:11.000 And I hear somebody walking up behind me and it's this homeless dude and he's wearing, he's wearing fucking scrubs, like nurse scrubs, right?

01:58:20.000 And so I'm sitting there and we just stare at each other.

01:58:24.000 And I kind of put my hand up in my pepper spray like, fuck, I'm going to have to use this shit.

01:58:28.000 And he's looking at me.

01:58:29.000 And I'm like, I really don't want to use it because it fucking sucks because I had to get pepper sprayed before I can fucking carry it.

01:58:34.000 And it fucking sucks.

01:58:36.000 And the dude's looking at me and I'm looking at him.

01:58:38.000 And then he just kind of goes, fuck you.

01:58:41.000 And I was like, okay.

01:58:44.000 So I'm sitting there.

01:58:44.000 So I'm like, so I'm sitting there by this port of shitter and he just, he just says, fuck you.

01:58:49.000 And I'm like, hey, man, like, just keep walking.

01:58:51.000 And he, so he kind of keeps walking.

01:58:53.000 And then he walks up beside me and he starts doing this shit with his arm.

01:58:56.000 Like he's tweaking out.

01:58:58.000 And I'm like, fuck, I'm going to have to pepper spray this dude.

01:59:01.000 So I'm just like, hey, man, just keep fucking walking.

01:59:03.000 And he starts talking shit to me.

01:59:05.000 And then I decided, you know, I don't want to ruin this guy's night.

01:59:09.000 He's already homeless.

01:59:10.000 Like, I don't want to fuck up his fucking eyesight.

01:59:12.000 So I just kind of backed up and let him go.

01:59:14.000 But, you know, other than that, I think it's mainly the media hyping this shit up.

01:59:19.000 You know, there were a lot of people that came to us, gave us, you know, food, breakfast, lunch, whatever.

01:59:25.000 There was an instance where we got a pizza with glass shards on it.

01:59:29.000 Yeah.

01:59:30.000 Water bottles.

01:59:31.000 Yeah, we got pizza with glass shards and then water bottles with fucking antifreeze in it.

01:59:37.000 Really?

01:59:39.000 Yeah, don't take that.

01:59:40.000 How did you know there was antifreeze?

01:59:41.000 You could tell, I guess, when you open it, it didn't crack.

01:59:44.000 Well, we got, well, that, and we got told when we got there, they were like, you know, there's going to be a lot of people bringing you food and shit.

01:59:51.000 Like, just be weary of what it is.

01:59:53.000 So when we got everything, we made sure it was either sealed or we'd smell it or look at it.

01:59:58.000 Like with the pizza, we fucking looked at it.

02:00:00.000 And, you know, when you put glass shards on pizza, it's pretty fucking obvious it's on there.

02:00:04.000 It's fine.

02:00:06.000 Right.

02:00:07.000 And then with the water bottle antifreeze, like, you open it and it doesn't crack.

02:00:12.000 And then when you smell it, you're like, oh, wait a minute.

02:00:14.000 This doesn't smell like fucking water.

02:00:17.000 But the story I got was the MYPD and all the police forces have to be kind and try not to hurt anyone.

02:00:22.000 The National Guard uses lethal force.

02:00:25.000 And if anyone fucks with them, you're dead.

02:00:27.000 But now you're telling me all you had was pepper spray and some tasers.

02:00:32.000 Right.

02:00:33.000 And that's the funny thing.

02:00:35.000 So we went there with this whole, with this sort of, you know, hearts and minds mission.

02:00:39.000 You know what I mean?

02:00:41.000 Yep.

02:00:43.000 And so when we went there, like we had the authorization to use this non-lethal force and then the lethal force.

02:00:50.000 But realistically, and my, you know, I went with listening to you.

02:00:55.000 And by the way, while I was there, I'm so fucking far behind on your episodes because I couldn't watch them around all the people that I was with.

02:01:03.000 But, you know, I went there with my political beliefs and I realized that I was there.

02:01:09.000 Our mission was to keep the safety because, you know, George Floyd got fucked.

02:01:13.000 The way he died was fucked.

02:01:14.000 And the reason we were there was to make sure that the people that were using their First Amendment right of freedom of speech were to, that they were able to use it peacefully.

02:01:24.000 And there were some bad motherfuckers that were in there that were fucking shut up, looting these buildings. 0.96

02:01:29.000 And when we went there, our mission was to guard the neighborhoods that had been looted heavily.

02:01:34.000 So, you know, a lot of people flipped us off.

02:01:37.000 One of the big things was they would cough on us.

02:01:39.000 And I was wearing a mask.

02:01:40.000 So people would cough me.

02:01:41.000 I'd be like, fuck you, dude.

02:01:42.000 Like, I'm wearing a mask.

02:01:43.000 You're not doing anything.

02:01:44.000 And, you know, a lot of people thought we were there to pull another fucking Ken State shooting.

02:01:49.000 I heard people say we were there to gas them.

02:01:52.000 I don't know what kind of gas that was, but, you know, whatever.

02:01:55.000 Keep snoring.

02:01:56.000 A lot of people thought we were there.

02:01:58.000 Mustard.

02:01:59.000 Yeah, you know, we were there to fucking paralyze babies.

02:02:02.000 But it's, you know, people thought we were there to hurt them, but we were really there to keep the peace and make sure they could do what they were doing.

02:02:09.000 But people are just so fucking ignorant nowadays, they didn't realize why we were there in the first place.

02:02:16.000 Yeah, you know, if I was National Guard or a cop or anything right now, I would just be throwing my hands up, letting people fight, letting them loot, letting them burn.

02:02:24.000 You know, they call you, you're there to help them.

02:02:27.000 They call you a piece of shit.

02:02:28.000 Alrighty, I'm a piece of shit.

02:02:30.000 You're on your own, kids.

02:02:33.000 And you know, it's funny.

02:02:36.000 When we went up there, well, for the first time we were going up there, we were rolling up in Humvees, like going into the city.

02:02:42.000 And there were people fucking flipping us off on the way up there.

02:02:48.000 And, you know, they think, you're a National Guard.

02:02:51.000 They're not going to do anything.

02:02:52.000 Somebody would flip me off because I was driving the Humvee up there.

02:02:55.000 And I'd flip them off.

02:02:56.000 I'd be like, fuck you, motherfucker.

02:02:58.000 And they'd look at me like, oh my God, they have a political belief.

02:03:01.000 And it's like, you know, they're a human.

02:03:03.000 I'm a fucking person, too.

02:03:04.000 Yeah.

02:03:05.000 Like, they flip me off and I flip them off and they don't know what to do.

02:03:08.000 But it's just like, you know, we got up there and I had some dude come up to me and he called me, he came out of the bar and he said, you're a little fucking vagina boy. 1.00

02:03:19.000 Like that was going to come back.

02:03:20.000 You're a little vagina boy. 1.00

02:03:21.000 And I was just looking at him and I started laughing and, you know, he started laughing.

02:03:24.000 And then you just realized that like, we're all just fucking humans.

02:03:28.000 These guys are just fucking pissed off.

02:03:30.000 Yeah.

02:03:32.000 All right, man.

02:03:32.000 Well, best of luck out there.

02:03:34.000 You're dealing with a bunch of spoiled brats. 1.00

02:03:36.000 Thanks for your service, Vagina Boy. 0.98

02:03:38.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:03:39.000 Yeah, thanks for your dad.

02:03:41.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:42.000 And that is the end of our show, folks.

02:03:45.000 The left has shown their true colors, and their true colors are shit brown, diarrhea, and barf.

02:03:54.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:04:09.000 I don't give a damn on reputation.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 12, 2020

GOML LIVE #51 - RADICAL UTOPIA

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