Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 14, 2020


GOML LIVE #51 | RADICAL UTOPIA (Part 1)

Topics
cancel culture police brutality protests
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Tucker Carlson Johnny Apple CBD Proud Boys Bubba Hank Trayvon Martin Reuben Anthony Cap Hill Autonomous Zone Joshua Carroll Kate Woodson Amy Siskind Antifa David Chuck Roberts Nancy Pelosi Barry Pablo Dylan Roof Joe Biden Lauren Ryan and 24 more
GOML LIVE #51 - RADICAL UTOPIA S02E174 - SELF DESTRUCTION [2020-06-15 - S02E174 - SELF DESTRUCTION]

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45 minutes

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821

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43

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223

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47

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This week, Gavin McInnes is joined by comedian Ryan Henderson to talk about the current state of race relations in the United States, and why he thinks we should all just give up and go to sleep. Also, Gavin talks about his new song, "Don't Say My Name" by The Used, which is banned from being played on the show because it's a song from a song that's relevant to the show, "Get Off My Lawn." Gavin also talks about the recent riots in Baltimore and how he thinks the police should kill everyone that's non-white, and how they should kill all non-whites, too. And he talks about why he doesn't like the idea of a black person voting for president. And he's not here to make you feel sorry for the people who voted for Donald Trump, because they voted for a man who's a racist. And, you guessed it, it's not a good one. Get off my lawn, y'all. Enjoy! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to our new podcast, and tell a friend about what you think of it! I'll be listening to it on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn. Subscribe on Podchaser and tell me what you thought of it on iTunes! if you liked it and what you'd like to review it in the comments section! Thank you for listening and share it on your podcast! and tag me on Instaustralia.fm or whatever you're listening to this episode! XOXOink, and I'll get a shoutout! in the next episode of the podcast next week! xoxo, Caitie. Caitie and the next one is coming soon! - Caitie's new album is out on Tuesday, on Tuesday July 18th, July 25th, xo Caitie, July 24th, 6/27th, 7/27, 8/8/19th, 9/28, 7/8, 6/7, 8/7/9, 9/8 5/8 / 8/9/9 / 9/6, etc. x 6

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00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:33.000 Usually on the show we have a tune that's relevant to the news, then we talk about the music and we talk about the band, but we're living in an Orwellian YouTube universe where we're not allowed to use other people's music, even within the context of discussing it.
00:00:49.000 So we play that generic song my friend made.
00:00:53.000 I'll call him Bob.
00:00:56.000 He could probably get in trouble because he made us this music.
00:01:00.000 And every letter we get, it says, don't say my name aloud.
00:01:06.000 How did we get here?
00:01:09.000 Like, is this the Holocaust Denial Show?
00:01:11.000 Where we have charts where we show the white brain and the black brain and the Jewish brain? 0.93
00:01:17.000 And we have all the kinds of sort of radiuses of them all? 0.99
00:01:20.000 And we talk about the imminent revolution, how to kill everyone that's non-white? 1.00
00:01:25.000 Is that what's going on here? 0.97
00:01:27.000 It's funny that to be a moderate, which I think I am, and I think you are, I think Ryan is, and to support the president is considered radical.
00:01:39.000 Okay.
00:01:41.000 And with these riots, things have changed, too.
00:01:44.000 Like, uh... I think I have become... not the villain they make me out to be, but I give up.
00:01:53.000 Like, I saw these two black dudes in my neighborhood, and they had telephoto lenses.
00:01:57.000 They had funny shorts on, too, that were very colorful.
00:01:59.000 I think they might have been African.
00:02:01.000 Middle-class Africans, like Kenyans. 1.00
00:02:04.000 And they had telephoto lenses on.
00:02:05.000 I think they were birders.
00:02:06.000 And we've had an owl.
00:02:08.000 We're good to go.
00:02:31.000 So I think diversity is a concept, at least non-natural diversity, where they go, well, we should get more of this group in here.
00:02:40.000 I think that's done.
00:02:41.000 America quits.
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00:02:57.000 I'm starting to sound like Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden.
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00:03:21.000 But do you know what I'm saying though?
00:03:23.000 It sounds like I'm saying we tried not to be racist but now we're being racist.
00:03:28.000 That's not what I'm saying.
00:03:30.000 I'm saying
00:03:50.000 We tried hearing everyone out on the subject of inequality and I think 60% of the country 1.00
00:04:00.000 Has gone, uh, fuck you. 1.00
00:04:02.000 I'm not talking about this anymore. 1.00
00:04:04.000 I give up.
00:04:05.000 Now another 40% has said, has no opinion.
00:04:09.000 So you end up, I should say 35%, you end up with about 95% of the country going, we're done.
00:04:17.000 We're over.
00:04:18.000 I'm not talking about this anymore.
00:04:20.000 You broke my heart in 1968 when you killed MLK.
00:04:24.000 I cared about this country.
00:04:26.000 I wanted to fix things now.
00:04:29.000 It's not fixable.
00:04:30.000 We had eight years of Obama, and things got worse.
00:04:33.000 You are insatiable.
00:04:37.000 So I give up.
00:04:38.000 You can have the city.
00:04:39.000 You can have New York.
00:04:40.000 You can have Baltimore.
00:04:41.000 You can have the south side of Chicago.
00:04:43.000 You can have Detroit.
00:04:44.000 We'll be out in the burbs and out in the country.
00:04:47.000 No more.
00:04:50.000 People of all colors think that.
00:04:52.000 Most black people feel the same way, too.
00:04:54.000 What do you mean?
00:04:56.000 Show your face.
00:04:57.000 How extreme it all is.
00:05:00.000 Just a bit much.
00:05:00.000 Like, nobody wants to abolish the police.
00:05:02.000 That's like a small group of wackos. 1.00
00:05:04.000 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 0.99
00:05:06.000 It's sort of like when they were saying, um, the MTA should be free. 0.99
00:05:10.000 Subways should be free.
00:05:11.000 And I thought, oh, you mean like, and then looked it up.
00:05:14.000 I could not find one city in the world.
00:05:17.000 I think in Iceland I found a city that has free public buses.
00:05:22.000 And I think in Glasgow, you have, um, you have free buses for senior citizens.
00:05:30.000 Free subways?
00:05:31.000 Policeless subways?
00:05:32.000 Well, you got them.
00:05:34.000 And what did you get? 1.00
00:05:36.000 You got homeless people with shit everywhere. 1.00
00:05:39.000 Both shit, metaphorically, like meaning they're crap, but also literally shit. 1.00
00:05:45.000 Rolling up and down the car. 1.00
00:05:47.000 That's your wish, which is why we have a t-shirt on censored.tv that has a woman holding a sign that says, Oink, Oink, Oink, You Monsters. 1.00
00:05:59.000 As she cries her eyes out.
00:06:01.000 That's her shirt. 1.00
00:06:03.000 Oink, oink, you monsters. 1.00
00:06:04.000 Because that's a tracing I did of a photograph. 0.95
00:06:10.000 And she held that sign up at a rally to say that putting more police in the MTA was racist.
00:06:19.000 I mean, are we done now?
00:06:21.000 We're done, right?
00:06:23.000 We're done.
00:06:24.000 It's like the trannies thing. 1.00
00:06:26.000 When we first heard that, we went, oh, more than two genders?
00:06:29.000 Okay, I'm kind of open to that.
00:06:31.000 So how many are there?
00:06:32.000 I don't know.
00:06:33.000 Wait, what?
00:06:35.000 I can do three.
00:06:35.000 Do you mean like three?
00:06:37.000 Male, female, other.
00:06:39.000 Okay.
00:06:40.000 No, there's actually 92.
00:06:43.000 What?
00:06:45.000 Yeah, it includes two-spirit, which is a Native American term.
00:06:49.000 No, it doesn't.
00:06:52.000 You're dumped. 1.00
00:06:53.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:06:55.000 Like a crazy drunk girl. 1.00
00:06:57.000 The left, half the country has become a crazy drunk girl. 0.93
00:07:00.000 Where she's like, oh my god, you were there, you were talking to my friend.
00:07:05.000 I don't remember.
00:07:05.000 Oh really?
00:07:06.000 What?
00:07:07.000 Yeah, my friend was there.
00:07:08.000 You guys were fighting.
00:07:10.000 You tried to kill her. 1.00
00:07:12.000 You raped her and her dad. 1.00
00:07:15.000 What? 0.99
00:07:15.000 No, no, you got, first of all, I don't think that happened with anyone. 0.99
00:07:19.000 But secondly, you got the wrong guy. 1.00
00:07:20.000 Oh my god, my boyfriend's gonna kill you. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Alright, you gotta get out of here. 1.00
00:07:24.000 I'm not comfortable around her.
00:07:26.000 She's freaking me out.
00:07:29.000 That's where the left is.
00:07:30.000 And nowhere is this more representative.
00:07:33.000 And my notes are not good, Ryan, because I pounded them out in five minutes before the show.
00:07:41.000 And I sent you a separate email with a bunch of pictures.
00:07:43.000 I got the pictures.
00:07:44.000 So you're going to have to sift through them all.
00:07:47.000 So we know about this no-go zone in Seattle.
00:07:52.000 So about four days ago, this woman named LaRock something?
00:07:58.000 Yeah.
00:07:59.000 She put out a thing, that's her, but find a different one from her with Ron Coleman.
00:08:03.000 She put out a thing saying Proud Boys are in the neighborhood.
00:08:09.000 And they're terrorizing everyone. 0.99
00:08:11.000 And I've had Proud Boys on various chats say, dude, let's fucking get in there. 0.99
00:08:15.000 Look at this. 0.98
00:08:15.000 I've also seen folks, white and black, packing heat to help defend the area from Proud Boys. 0.98
00:08:21.000 Incredible to see.
00:08:23.000 Some dude sent me a thing from next door Minneapolis, um, that was talking about how they're in my neighborhood.
00:08:31.000 That's not it.
00:08:33.000 Uh, nope.
00:08:34.000 Nope.
00:08:34.000 Nope.
00:08:35.000 Nope.
00:08:36.000 That's it.
00:08:38.000 Show this?
00:08:38.000 Yeah, show that.
00:08:40.000 So, if you zoom in on that, this is just random neighbors fighting in Minneapolis.
00:08:46.000 One of them offers his home up to Antifa so they can make that their headquarters, right?
00:08:53.000 There's a hotel, I forget what city it's in, it's like a Holiday Inn, that had like $13,000 of donations so they could take over the hotel and make that their home base.
00:09:10.000 When we were anarchist punks in the 80s, we knew we were esoteric.
00:09:14.000 We didn't expect housewives to support us. 1.00
00:09:17.000 But go back to those pictures.
00:09:20.000 So in Minneapolis, this guy says, scroll down.
00:09:23.000 There we go.
00:09:27.000 So what's his name?
00:09:28.000 This guy.
00:09:30.000 Eileen.
00:09:30.000 Oh, it's a woman.
00:09:31.000 Ann Clark.
00:09:32.000 Yes, they are allowed to meet.
00:09:33.000 I find it odd that you question racism in the city itself.
00:09:36.000 Even if you are right and most of the white cops are not racist, we still have plenty of white people that literally invite Nazis into our neighborhoods. 0.68
00:09:45.000 What? 0.79
00:09:45.000 No, they don't. 0.79
00:09:46.000 I've seen it.
00:09:47.000 Oh, okay, then it's true.
00:09:48.000 Hide all you want.
00:09:50.000 There are monthly KKK meetings in the city.
00:09:54.000 What?
00:09:56.000 This is like that hashtag.
00:09:57.000 Please designate the KKK a terrorist organization.
00:10:01.000 Okay. 1.00
00:10:01.000 How about we kill the whole KKK? 1.00
00:10:03.000 I'll shoot them right now. 1.00
00:10:04.000 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. 1.00
00:10:07.000 35 men dead.
00:10:09.000 That's a mass murder. 0.99
00:10:10.000 Sorry, but will you shut the fuck up now about this mythical force? 0.99
00:10:15.000 Monthly KKK meetings? 0.99
00:10:17.000 Like, imagine her IQ. 0.97
00:10:20.000 And white nationalists are allowed to gather as often as they want.
00:10:22.000 Ever heard of the quote-unquote Proud Boys?
00:10:26.000 I saw them and McInnes, almost spelled right, at a rally about six blocks north of Lake. 0.61
00:10:33.000 I guess only some of those Nazis are actually racist though, right?
00:10:37.000 What?
00:10:38.000 I haven't been to Minneapolis in 20 years, but apparently I'm roaming the streets with proud boys, telling them to go places.
00:10:45.000 Anyway, so that original woman with the crazy eyebrows, I think is a man? 0.99
00:10:49.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 1.00
00:10:51.000 This goes back to that gender shit we were talking about. 1.00
00:10:54.000 It's just very confusing. 0.99
00:10:55.000 What's her name?
00:10:55.000 Lauren?
00:10:56.000 Laura Kauk. 1.00
00:10:58.000 People have established a six block... Look at her motherfucking eyebrows. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Is that legal? 0.99
00:11:05.000 Maybe that's why she's an anarchist. 1.00
00:11:07.000 Is the government made it illegal to have eyebrows that look like you stepped on two shit-covered caterpillars? 1.00
00:11:15.000 What the fuck is going on with her face? 1.00
00:11:18.000 That looks like the kind of signs that are at a used car place where they say, 40% off! 1.00
00:11:24.000 But it's, zhoop, zhoop, on her forehead.
00:11:28.000 She looks... It looks ridiculous. 0.99
00:11:30.000 Anyway, people have established a six block autonomous zone in Cap Hill, which is an area in Seattle.
00:11:34.000 Walled off with staggered barricades.
00:11:37.000 Oh! 0.60
00:11:37.000 So you built a wall. 0.60
00:11:40.000 That's funny.
00:11:41.000 So you want a border.
00:11:43.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94
00:11:46.000 Until we invent our own thing, and then we won't want walls.
00:11:49.000 With teams setting up bathrooms.
00:11:51.000 That's awesome.
00:11:52.000 Aren't there buildings in this?
00:11:54.000 Like, aren't there bathrooms in these buildings?
00:11:58.000 Are they just on the streets?
00:12:00.000 No one invited them in?
00:12:01.000 Probably too much work to go in.
00:12:02.000 Dude, imagine you lived in this area.
00:12:04.000 You're like, uh, I gotta get to work.
00:12:07.000 What are you doing?
00:12:09.000 Distributing food and water, disabling security cameras.
00:12:11.000 This is revolutionary praxis.
00:12:13.000 And then, what does she say?
00:12:15.000 What does it say?
00:12:16.000 Long may she live.
00:12:17.000 You are now entering Cap Hill Autonomous Zone. 0.97
00:12:19.000 How shitty is that? 0.89
00:12:20.000 Now, proud boys say to me, they go, dude, bad things happen when good men do nothing. 0.96
00:12:25.000 We should get in there.
00:12:25.000 I'm like, dude,
00:12:27.000 Fucking chill. 0.99
00:12:28.000 Look up the picture of the guy in the bathtub I sent you. 1.00
00:12:32.000 It's time to fucking chill your will. 0.99
00:12:35.000 Let the left eat itself. 0.99
00:12:37.000 This is what Proud Boys should be doing right now.
00:12:40.000 Maxin' and relaxin'.
00:12:43.000 This is their utopia?
00:12:44.000 They want to make it clear to the world what their solution is?
00:12:47.000 Okay, let's see it.
00:12:50.000 So anyway, go back to that Lauren chick.
00:12:52.000 So she, uh, takes over.
00:12:55.000 She becomes, by proxy, some sort of leader.
00:12:58.000 Other teams I've seen have been cleaning up trash, setting up a medic booth, and making sure the inside of the police station is properly understood as a trap.
00:13:06.000 I think the police gave up their police station, which I don't endorse.
00:13:11.000 But anyway, later on, I don't know if I sent you that as a tweet or what, but, uh, she goes,
00:13:17.000 The homeless people we invited in ate all our food.
00:13:23.000 We're starving.
00:13:25.000 Please send food.
00:13:27.000 Now this would be as a picture probably.
00:13:29.000 Please send food.
00:13:30.000 Please send snacks.
00:13:31.000 She's asking for vegan snacks. 1.00
00:13:34.000 So what happened was she turned out to be a serial rapist. 0.96
00:13:38.000 Which I've noticed is a pattern here with people who want to tell you how to live their lives.
00:13:43.000 So she sends a thing saying, there it is, goodbye everyone, I'm sorry.
00:13:48.000 I'm a serial abuser.
00:13:50.000 Abuser, I don't really believe anyone can get better from a situation like that. 0.96
00:13:54.000 I'm going to peacefully end my life so I won't hurt anyone else.
00:13:58.000 God. 0.91
00:13:59.000 So she became the boss and then started, she punched someone in the face, shoved her out of bed for making a joke. 1.00
00:14:06.000 I bet her transgressions weren't even that bad, but that's not how these people work, right?
00:14:11.000 The slightest thing going wrong. 1.00
00:14:13.000 And you're a rapist, sexist murderer. 1.00
00:14:16.000 So she's fired. 1.00
00:14:18.000 She's no longer president of Cap Hill.
00:14:21.000 And now they have their own warlord called Raz. 0.98
00:14:27.000 Raz is a big black man. 0.94
00:14:31.000 Did I send you that? 0.98
00:14:33.000 I don't think I did.
00:14:35.000 I could find him.
00:14:36.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:14:38.000 So Raz, the Capitol Hill autonomous zone, world's most ambitious anthropological experiment, has received its first warlord.
00:14:44.000 Took only one day for the monopoly on violence to be discovered.
00:14:47.000 What will happen next?
00:14:48.000 So this guy Raz is a rapper and he's running the show now.
00:14:53.000 Kind of reminds me of the president in Idiocracy.
00:14:56.000 And he's roaming around with an AK. 0.99
00:14:59.000 And he's already beaten the living shit out of someone for graffiti, for vandalizing his beautiful town. 0.99
00:15:06.000 So he's a dictator. 0.99
00:15:08.000 Power corrupts.
00:15:09.000 Absolute power corrupts.
00:15:11.000 Absolutely.
00:15:12.000 And Raz is running.
00:15:13.000 I'm sure Raz will be thrilled with the vegan snacks that they're asking for now that the bums have eaten all their food. 0.99
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00:15:50.000 I was shocked at how shitty the meat I've been eating is.
00:15:55.000 When you taste actual steak, actual fantastic beef, and the family felt the same way. 0.83
00:16:01.000 My children inhaled the hamburgers, and they never finished their hamburgers.
00:16:05.000 The hamburgers were gone.
00:16:09.000 By the way, we had a bunch of, uh...
00:16:12.000 We had a bunch of prizes last week, but we couldn't do them because I was at Lake George.
00:16:16.000 We were banned from the studio.
00:16:17.000 So now we are doubling all of the prizes.
00:16:23.000 But yeah, that's what's going on in America. 0.99
00:16:27.000 There is an anarcho-socialist commune in Seattle run by a black warlord named Raz who's walking around with a machine gun beating the shit out of people. 0.98
00:16:38.000 They've built a wall and Proud Boys want, say, we should go in there. 0.99
00:16:42.000 We need to fight for what's right.
00:16:44.000 No.
00:16:45.000 This is all a trap. 0.99
00:16:47.000 Even though not one Proud Boy has been remotely involved in any of this shit, Proud Boys and me are all over the blame. 0.99
00:16:55.000 So it's clearly a trap. 1.00
00:16:57.000 So don't fucking fall for it. 0.98
00:17:00.000 Don't get involved. 1.00
00:17:02.000 Let the left cannibalize themselves. 0.98
00:17:04.000 They're not going to ruin America.
00:17:06.000 They're just showing everyone, and especially voters, what their utopia looks like. 1.00
00:17:14.000 And it's amazing that our enemies are this powerfully fucking retarded. 1.00
00:17:20.000 Like the DNC. 1.00
00:17:23.000 Pelosi... Nancy Pelosi can't speak English. 1.00
00:17:28.000 I've drank probably a third of a bottle of bourbon today.
00:17:31.000 I started drinking at noon.
00:17:33.000 I'm much more articulate than her.
00:17:35.000 She says, perisplutality.
00:17:40.000 Gave American experience this moment of national anguish.
00:17:45.000 And I support, Chairwoman, in the coming weeks, the House will hold hearings.
00:17:50.000 Political brutality, leader in the Congress, the President, must not stand in the way of justice and racial profiling.
00:17:58.000 Trevon Martin.
00:17:59.000 Imagine spending so little time watching the news that you think Trayvon Martin is Trevon. 0.83
00:18:03.000 Wait, go back to those black names. 0.98
00:18:23.000 Does she not watch the news? 0.61
00:18:24.000 It's so weird to me as a news junkie that someone who's always in the news is not also a news junkie. 1.00
00:18:28.000 She doesn't watch the fucking news. 1.00
00:18:29.000 Travon Martin? 1.00
00:18:54.000 If any of my friends, any of the dads that I hang out with, if they were to ever say, Trevon Martin, I would piss, that would piss me off.
00:19:02.000 I'd go, Trevon?
00:19:03.000 What?
00:19:04.000 Do you own a television?
00:19:07.000 Are you online?
00:19:10.000 Speaking of people who can't speak, you gotta check out...
00:19:13.000 Joe Biden, he is the least fun adversary I've ever had.
00:19:18.000 I'm going back to grade school now, including Barry Pablo, who tried to beat me up in fourth grade, and he did a roundhouse kick so severely that he sent himself into orbit, landed like a starfish, knocked himself out, not knocked, knocked the wind out of himself, couldn't finish the fight.
00:19:38.000 This is a worse adversary than Barry.
00:19:41.000 You know, the rapidly rising, um, uh, in with, uh, with, uh, I don't know.
00:19:52.000 You know, the rapidly rising, um, with, uh, with, I don't know. 0.95
00:20:03.000 If this was a job interview at Walmart, you'd go, uh, dude, this is really fucking bad. 0.72
00:20:10.000 I don't think you're getting the job at Walmart. 1.00
00:20:12.000 You're, you're so illiterate and inarticulate. 0.99
00:20:16.000 It's annoying. 1.00
00:20:18.000 It's annoying to hear you talk.
00:20:19.000 Let's hear him again.
00:20:25.000 You know, the rapidly rising, uh, um, uh, and with, uh,
00:20:32.000 With, uh, I don't know.
00:20:36.000 You know, the rapper.
00:20:37.000 You can just not say anything.
00:20:39.000 Just take a pause.
00:20:42.000 The New York Post had an article where they pointed out that, this is the second link, that the FBI, through all of this, this is crazy, I was having an argument by proxy with another friend, and he's like, hey man, our buddy Frank, he thinks that this is all white supremacist, and I'm like,
00:21:00.000 I send him a bunch of pictures, like 50, of mugshots, and you see it's black women, it's black men, it's occasionally white people, they tend to be Antifa, you can tell by their facial tattoos and their pink hair, you can just tell that they're not Proud Boys.
00:21:18.000 And he goes, well, from what I'm seeing, a lot of the people causing trouble are white supremacists. 0.99
00:21:25.000 And then, what the fuck? 1.00
00:21:27.000 Like, this is what I mean with the give up. 1.00
00:21:30.000 You keep saying that, again and again, and people just sort of go, alright, I'm a white supremacist, whatever the fuck. 0.99
00:21:37.000 I'm not playing anymore. 1.00
00:21:38.000 I'm done this game, you crazy drunk bitch. 1.00
00:21:41.000 A major portion of America has become a crazy drunk bitch. 1.00
00:21:45.000 But, I guess that includes the FBI. 1.00
00:21:48.000 Because in this article, go back to it.
00:21:53.000 What?
00:21:55.000 They talk about
00:21:57.000 How this is the greatest risk.
00:21:59.000 And then just look at that picture.
00:22:01.000 A member of the Ku Klux Klan.
00:22:03.000 Have you ever seen anyone in your life, in real life, with a shirt that has that insignia on it?
00:22:11.000 Have you ever?
00:22:12.000 Is it possible?
00:22:14.000 In your entire life that you could reach out and touch that weird KKK badge on his top left shoulder.
00:22:20.000 And just touch it with your finger.
00:22:22.000 Is it possible?
00:22:24.000 No, it's not.
00:22:25.000 Now in Tifa, you can touch a million times. 1.00
00:22:29.000 Black criminals, looters, you can touch a million times. 1.00
00:22:32.000 But the KKK, white supremacists, and racist domestic terrorists pose the largest threat 1.00
00:22:40.000 Of violence in the United States, blah blah blah, the bulletin. 0.99
00:22:43.000 And then you keep reading, it barely mentions Antifa.
00:22:47.000 We assess the greatest threat of lethal violence continues to emanate from lone offenders with racially or ethnically motivated violent extremist ideologies, with personalized ideologies. 1.00
00:22:56.000 The bulletin states, they're talking about Dylann Roof, who was a fucking lunatic. 0.97
00:23:00.000 And all those, those Dylann Roof types, the only thing, they don't have a canon of a lexicon. 0.99
00:23:07.000 of white supremacist ideology. 1.00
00:23:10.000 They're just fucking meth heads. 1.00
00:23:12.000 You put them on Adderall since they were little kids. 1.00
00:23:15.000 They're autistic people that you turned into meth heads, you fucking disgusting big pharma shit society. 1.00
00:23:23.000 To pretend that they have some sort of well thought out agenda is naive at best, malicious at worst. 1.00
00:23:31.000 But keep going.
00:23:36.000 In addition, militias and right-wing racist groups, you know Proud Boys are included in that, are seeking to start a second American Civil War by targeting protests.
00:23:46.000 Okay, so we've seen, what, two weeks of rioting now? 0.98
00:23:50.000 No white supremacists, it's just Antifa and black looters. 1.00
00:23:54.000 But somehow, the KKK is the problem. 0.99
00:23:58.000 I can't believe I'm defending the KKK.
00:24:00.000 Militia extremists who advocate a belief in the superiority of the white race have sought to bring about a second civil war.
00:24:06.000 What about the second civil war that's already been brought on?
00:24:09.000 That's happening right outside.
00:24:11.000 Here in New York City, it's happening on the streets outside right now.
00:24:15.000 But you found some message board where some guys were joking about the Boogaloo, and you think that's the threat.
00:24:23.000 Once again, this is so common in American politics.
00:24:26.000 I'm sorry to be Captain Bringdown, but other shows are funny this week.
00:24:30.000 Thursdays are Thursday nights.
00:24:31.000 I'm usually kind of hungover by the time we do this show.
00:24:34.000 So you get kind of a negative sample of Get Off My Lawn.
00:24:38.000 But once again, perceived slights, the possibility of something is considered a bigger threat than actual violence, actual things going on in real life.
00:24:52.000 The Proud Boys said something.
00:24:54.000 They had a joke.
00:24:55.000 They had a bumper sticker.
00:24:56.000 They had a shirt that said Pinochet did nothing wrong.
00:24:59.000 They went like that.
00:25:00.000 That could mean something.
00:25:01.000 Antifa riots going on right before your eyes?
00:25:04.000 Well, give them room to riot. 0.84
00:25:07.000 Give them room to break things.
00:25:12.000 Go back to that article.
00:25:13.000 Widespread media attention in the memo adds that left-wing and anarchist groups pose the greatest threat to police officers and the potential destruction of police and government property.
00:25:21.000 Okay, so what are white supremacists doing?
00:25:24.000 Just blowing up the suburbs? 0.95
00:25:26.000 Anarchist extremists continue to pose the most significant threat of targeted assaults against police, blah blah blah.
00:25:31.000 Sometimes with improvised incendiary devices.
00:25:34.000 Where are the white supremacist improvised incendiary devices?
00:25:38.000 Not that I'm sitting here trying to defend white supremacists.
00:25:41.000 I'm saying they don't exist, they're not a thing.
00:25:44.000 Antifa's a real thing.
00:25:46.000 Oy vey.
00:25:51.000 I thought this was funny. 1.00
00:25:52.000 My least favorite person in the world, Amy Siskind, the super cunt. 1.00
00:25:58.000 She... Super cunt, super cunt, she's super cunty. 1.00
00:26:05.000 She's a super cunt, super cunt, she's super cunty now. 1.00
00:26:10.000 She's a very cunty girl. 1.00
00:26:13.000 She's a very grumpy lesbian. 1.00
00:26:16.000 And she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant and she emptied his bank account. 1.00
00:26:23.000 And she hates men.
00:26:25.000 Because after ruining her ex-husband's life, she can't sleep at night. 1.00
00:26:29.000 So if men are human garbage, well then she just ruined some human garbage. 1.00
00:26:33.000 That's okay. 1.00
00:26:33.000 That's a long verse. 1.00
00:26:35.000 So that's her impetus.
00:26:36.000 I'm still singing.
00:26:41.000 When you find, like, bonafide sexism like Amy Siskind, it's usually someone trying to atone for their own sins.
00:26:47.000 For example, on my little local chat, there's this guy, Reuben Anthony.
00:26:55.000 I sent the student the pictures and he's on there preaching to all these white women about how to live and why the system is racist and why these people are horrible people and I'm looking at him going 0.89
00:27:08.000 I smell a rat here, Reuben Anthony.
00:27:12.000 So then I start digging deeper and I discover that the guy online, and see if you can find, did I send a screen grab where he's talking about systemic racism and the system from Reuben Anthony?
00:27:27.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:27:29.000 It's not based on the officers.
00:27:31.000 That's what people are failing to realize.
00:27:33.000 It's about the system that gave and gives the confidence to officers to commit murder in broad daylight while being filmed and feel safe to do so.
00:27:43.000 You can't speak English, of course.
00:27:46.000 So I'm looking at this guy and I start digging a little deeper.
00:27:49.000 And all the rich white millionaires in my neighborhood are like, thank you, Ruben.
00:27:54.000 I'd love to meet you one day.
00:27:56.000 You're teaching us so much about Black Lives Matter.
00:28:01.000 And I'm like, this guy is not Ruben Anthony.
00:28:07.000 I discover he's Ruben Ila.
00:28:11.000 Okay? 1.00
00:28:12.000 Ruben Ila is a serial rapist. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Who was a corrections officer who would abduct these girls and fuck the shit out of them. 1.00
00:28:24.000 Now, just to be clear, if you fuck a girl and you're a corrections officer, that's rape. 1.00
00:28:32.000 Because they can't say no. 1.00
00:28:33.000 And this guy was even worse than that. 1.00
00:28:35.000 So he kept raping all these girls. 1.00
00:28:37.000 You're showing your screen, dumbass. 1.00
00:28:40.000 He kept raping all these girls. 1.00
00:28:41.000 And I don't know if I have... Do I have an article about him?
00:28:45.000 Just look up Ruben Ila.
00:28:48.000 Just look up Ruben Ila. 0.95
00:28:51.000 So he kept raping all these girls and they were trying to catch him in the act and... 0.78
00:28:58.000 So he invites, he says, hey, come down to the medical infirmary. 1.00
00:29:00.000 He was fucking this Russian chick who had stabbed her boyfriend. 1.00
00:29:04.000 He goes, meet me by the infirmary. 0.99
00:29:06.000 And, uh, she shows up at the infirmary and they go, hey, what are you doing here?
00:29:11.000 Another corrections officer sees her there.
00:29:13.000 And then Ruben, the guy preaching to all the rich white housewives that love Black Lives Matter.
00:29:18.000 I'm learning so much.
00:29:21.000 They,
00:29:24.000 The corrections officer goes, what are you doing here?
00:29:26.000 You should be in your cell.
00:29:27.000 And then Ruben goes, yeah, what are you doing here?
00:29:30.000 I don't know.
00:29:32.000 No one summoned you here.
00:29:33.000 And then she's like, what?
00:29:35.000 And so she gets eight months in solitary confinement.
00:29:41.000 A shoebox.
00:29:43.000 Like Tommy Robinson, punished because this guy wanted a banger, banger from behind. 1.00
00:29:49.000 This cunt is on my local message board telling all these housewives about systemic racism and the problem with corruption in the police force. 1.00
00:29:59.000 And he's a serial rapist corrections officer. 1.00
00:30:02.000 Can you believe that shit? 1.00
00:30:05.000 All right, anyway, let's get back to Amy Siskind. 1.00
00:30:08.000 Because if you hate Tucker Carlson, you hate facts.
00:30:12.000 That's just a fact.
00:30:14.000 And if you hate me for saying that, you also hate facts.
00:30:17.000 Tucker Carlson and Fox News have blood on their hands!
00:30:21.000 When this is all over, I hope they face hearing and trials.
00:30:25.000 Doesn't that sound Stalinist?
00:30:27.000 Um, for their roles in deaths and violence through gaslighting, lies, and propaganda.
00:30:34.000 No Oxford comma there. 1.00
00:30:36.000 Um, and bad grammar as usual with these fucking people. 1.00
00:30:39.000 She's just a lazy cunt who's living off her divorce. 1.00
00:30:42.000 She doesn't do anything. 1.00
00:30:43.000 She worked in finance, and she was so horrible to deal with, no one wants to work with her, so she just sits there with her alimony, fucking with people. 1.00
00:30:50.000 White men, mostly. 1.00
00:30:52.000 Because she ruined a white man's life, and if she can trivialize white men, then it makes her guilt. 1.00
00:30:57.000 Better.
00:30:59.000 My wife took our children to her house because she threatened to have a vigil in our neighborhood after the synagogue shooting.
00:31:06.000 What a wonderful creature.
00:31:08.000 Anyway, this video is the Washington Post.
00:31:11.000 This is not an Antifa video.
00:31:13.000 This is the Washington Post.
00:31:15.000 And look how radical it is.
00:31:24.000 We should look up Joshua Carroll.
00:31:25.000 This may be a lot of things in this moment we're living through, but it is definitely 20 about black lives. 0.99
00:31:30.000 And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.
00:31:35.000 I can't breathe!
00:31:37.000 I can't breathe!
00:31:39.000 Hands up!
00:31:39.000 Don't shoot!
00:31:40.000 Hands up!
00:31:41.000 Don't shoot!
00:31:43.000 I have to translate this for you because you don't understand.
00:31:46.000 He said this isn't about Black Lives, right?
00:31:49.000 And remember that when they come for you.
00:31:50.000 And we're seeing this.
00:31:51.000 They cancelled Live PD.
00:31:53.000 That's cancelled.
00:31:54.000 Yeah, Live PD is done.
00:31:54.000 Is it really?
00:31:56.000 And I just was talking to Matt Iceman.
00:31:58.000 It didn't occur to me that they were going to cancel.
00:32:01.000 They might cancel his show because it humanizes first responders.
00:32:06.000 They cancelled Cops.
00:32:07.000 They cancelled Gone with the Wind.
00:32:08.000 So Tucker's right.
00:32:10.000 This isn't just Black Lives.
00:32:11.000 This is about cancel culture. 0.97
00:32:12.000 This is about anti-Americanism.
00:32:14.000 This is about anti-Westernism.
00:32:16.000 Throwing Columbus in the river.
00:32:19.000 Did you see the footage?
00:32:20.000 They pulled down a statue and killed a guy?
00:32:23.000 I've heard conflicting reports.
00:32:24.000 Some say he's in intensive care. 1.00
00:32:27.000 But some dumbass black guy was sitting below a statue. 1.00
00:32:32.000 Yeah, that's it in the top left. 1.00
00:32:33.000 You had it.
00:32:34.000 He's sitting below the statue.
00:32:36.000 They're trying to yank down.
00:32:37.000 And this woman is sitting there, some... Look at these women. 1.00
00:32:41.000 Oh! 0.60
00:32:42.000 That landed on a guy's head.
00:32:43.000 Oh, is that made of papier-mâché?
00:32:45.000 We're watching a snuff film.
00:32:47.000 That we're watching a man die right now. 0.99
00:32:50.000 And look how ineffectual these women are. 1.00
00:32:52.000 She's got a sledgehammer in her hand, ironically. 0.89
00:32:55.000 And... She has nothing to offer. 0.95
00:32:59.000 Look, she just sits there. 0.98
00:33:03.000 But his skull was split open.
00:33:05.000 You could see the white of the skull.
00:33:07.000 You could see his brain.
00:33:09.000 He was completely brained by that statue.
00:33:11.000 But go back to them. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Like, if you see someone brained, jump off your fucking little precipice there, your pulpit. 1.00
00:33:18.000 Jump down. 1.00
00:33:20.000 This is not helping.
00:33:21.000 Move! 0.97
00:33:22.000 Move! 0.97
00:33:23.000 Let me just hold my sledgehammer a different way.
00:33:25.000 Let me hold it up.
00:33:27.000 Everyone, let me adjust my shirt.
00:33:28.000 Move! 1.00
00:33:29.000 Stop the bleeding, you useless, feckless bitches! 1.00
00:33:35.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:33:35.000 Just point. 1.00
00:33:36.000 Move! 0.97
00:33:37.000 Look, she's not even going down.
00:33:39.000 Oh, finally she goes down.
00:33:41.000 Finally they go down.
00:33:42.000 Try to stop him bleeding to death, which I don't believe they did.
00:33:45.000 Meanwhile, over here, they're still pulling more statues down.
00:33:48.000 Do they have a... They don't have like a hospital or emergency triage?
00:33:52.000 What's that got to do with black lives?
00:33:54.000 They don't even know what these statues are.
00:33:56.000 So Tucker was correct.
00:33:57.000 This is not about black lives. 0.96
00:33:58.000 This is about the radical left.
00:34:00.000 We're going past the half hour mark up here, but let me continue.
00:34:05.000 So, just pause, pause, pause.
00:34:06.000 So, Tucker says this isn't about black lives, and then the Washington Post shows a bunch of people saying this is about black lives.
00:34:13.000 That somehow contradicts what he just said.
00:34:16.000 Because some people insist it's not about black lives.
00:34:20.000 That doesn't offend his argument, my dear.
00:34:25.000 Step two, rewrite history.
00:34:26.000 America went insane over the weekend, and that's barely an overstatement.
00:34:30.000 People in their 80s who have lived in the U.S.
00:34:32.000 all their lives said they've never seen anything like it.
00:34:35.000 Ask an 80-year-old.
00:34:37.000 This was without precedent in the modern era.
00:34:39.000 Yeah, Amy, ask an 80-year-old.
00:34:41.000 Just pause.
00:34:42.000 Okay, so Tucker says this was without precedent in the past 80 years, or if they're 80, I guess the past, whatever, 70 years.
00:34:52.000 It wasn't just protests.
00:34:54.000 They weren't just protesting.
00:34:55.000 They were burning America to the ground.
00:34:58.000 They were destroying local businesses.
00:35:00.000 They were burning police stations.
00:35:03.000 They were burning police cars. 1.00
00:35:05.000 They were going to bodegas and stealing all the fucking chocolate bars. 1.00
00:35:09.000 How much are chocolate bars? 1.00
00:35:11.000 I'll buy you a chocolate bar.
00:35:14.000 You want a pack?
00:35:15.000 You want to get like a whole Snickers pack?
00:35:17.000 I bet it's seven bucks.
00:35:20.000 It's like that guy who bought those black dudes lunch because he thought it was activism.
00:35:24.000 Look what I got.
00:35:25.000 I got 14 bucks on me.
00:35:26.000 I'll buy you two Burger King lunches.
00:35:29.000 So anyway, the Washington Post goes, oh yeah?
00:35:32.000 Unprecedented?
00:35:33.000 What about this?
00:35:33.000 And then they show you a bunch of peaceful marches.
00:35:36.000 These are not cop cars upside down and on fire.
00:35:45.000 This is not Macy's emptied.
00:35:49.000 This is not Louis Vuitton.
00:35:50.000 Okay.
00:35:51.000 So then he says trivialize.
00:35:52.000 Now, step three, the thing that Tucker did wrong was trivialize the problem.
00:35:55.000 Tucker Carlson, on his show, listed the 10 unarmed black people who were shot in 2019.
00:36:02.000 There was only 10.
00:36:05.000 I've been arguing with people online.
00:36:06.000 They're coming up with numbers like 25,000, 15,000.
00:36:07.000 At one point, one of my liberal friends goes, uh, in 2000 and I think 14 or 15, it was 175.
00:36:20.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:36:23.000 In other words, it's been plummeting over the past five years.
00:36:27.000 Going from 175 to 10 in 2019.
00:36:32.000 You're welcome, by the way, for that.
00:36:32.000 That's amazing.
00:36:35.000 So it's down to 10.
00:36:36.000 Out of those 10,
00:36:39.000 Eight of them were attacking cops with a car, reaching for their gun, naked and on PCP, deliriously attacking them.
00:36:48.000 Two of them were not.
00:36:50.000 In those two cases, this is, by the way, out of 395 million interactions with police.
00:36:56.000 Two of those cases, the cops are on trial, facing jail time.
00:37:02.000 George Floyd was not asphyxiated.
00:37:05.000 He was fighting back with police.
00:37:07.000 He was on fentanyl.
00:37:09.000 I would say the problem is trivial.
00:37:29.000 If there are two cases out of 395 million interactions where the police used egregious force and killed someone, statistically, mathematically, I'm sorry, that's trivial.
00:37:45.000 There were six people who died of spider bites last year.
00:37:48.000 Are you worried about spider bites?
00:37:53.000 Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, four white men are killed.
00:37:58.000 Out of 10,000 arrests for violent crime, three black men are killed.
00:38:03.000 This is not an issue.
00:38:05.000 All right, what else have they got?
00:38:08.000 This moment will pass.
00:38:09.000 Remember that.
00:38:10.000 All moments do.
00:38:11.000 When it does, we'll look back at what we just saw in horror and disbelief.
00:38:16.000 But if you're honest now, you will keep your dignity.
00:38:20.000 And ultimately, you will be very glad about that.
00:38:26.000 So he's saying police brutality is trivial.
00:38:29.000 It's not a real thing in America.
00:38:31.000 It's been totally exaggerated.
00:38:32.000 And then the Washington Post argues, well, there's demonstrations all over the world.
00:38:36.000 So the first argument was, he said this is unprecedented.
00:38:39.000 And then they showed a bunch of peaceful protests that didn't involve burning America to the ground.
00:38:44.000 His second point was, this is not, police brutality is not a thing. 0.99
00:38:47.000 This is ridiculous. 0.81
00:38:48.000 Then they show that there's global demonstrations. 0.93
00:38:51.000 Yeah, he didn't say there wasn't global demonstrations.
00:38:54.000 He said the global demonstrations are based on a trivial issue.
00:38:58.000 Police brutality is not a thing.
00:39:03.000 Check the data.
00:39:07.000 Outrage.
00:39:08.000 Indeed, point to a place on the planet and they'll have had protests.
00:39:14.000 Japan?
00:39:16.000 South Korea.
00:39:18.000 Kenya.
00:39:20.000 Justin Trudeau, I love this one.
00:39:26.000 It's an anti-government protest and the Prime Minister is on his knees protesting the government.
00:39:32.000 Hey Justin, why don't we get rid of the Prime Minister?
00:39:40.000 That reminds me of Ice Cube.
00:39:41.000 Hold on a sec, just a little tangent. 1.00
00:39:43.000 Ice Cube, uh, was talking about the goddamn Jews. 1.00
00:39:49.000 And, uh, isn't that in my notes? 1.00
00:39:51.000 Where did it go?
00:39:52.000 Michael Bernier.
00:39:53.000 Oh, I saw.
00:39:54.000 Yeah, right before the final video.
00:39:56.000 So Ice Cube puts out this tweet that argues that if you look at the Star of David, you can see a cube in it. 1.00
00:40:03.000 So cubes are the evil, stupid, horrible Jews subliminally giving us their message. 1.00
00:40:13.000 Message to the beast. 1.00
00:40:13.000 If you attack any of my family or seeds, I'll attack your family and seeds. 1.00
00:40:17.000 But go down. 1.00
00:40:17.000 Do we have him talking about this stupid cube? 1.00
00:40:22.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
00:40:22.000 That's not the right link. 1.00
00:40:25.000 Here, go back to Ice Cube.
00:40:32.000 He has this weird thing.
00:40:33.000 He finds the Star of David, and he notices a cube fits in the Star of David. 0.98
00:40:38.000 Ergo, if you have a cube in your life, then you are a cuck that cucks for shekels. 0.99
00:40:49.000 You're a Jew lover. 1.00
00:40:50.000 Right? 1.00
00:40:51.000 Look at all this shit. 1.00
00:40:52.000 Fuck, he's a retard. 1.00
00:40:53.000 He's like me when I was 13. 1.00
00:40:54.000 The symbols!
00:40:58.000 But Ice Cube, your name is Ice Cube.
00:41:03.000 You found a cube in the Star of David?
00:41:05.000 I found a cube in your name.
00:41:07.000 More self-flagellation. 0.99
00:41:10.000 Ah, shit, is it gone? 1.00
00:41:12.000 How far back? 1.00
00:41:12.000 I don't know how often he tweets. 1.00
00:41:13.000 I'm banned from Twitter.
00:41:14.000 It was nine hours ago.
00:41:16.000 Look up Ice Cube, Star of David.
00:41:18.000 Maybe Ben Shapiro 2 or something.
00:41:22.000 We're way past the half hour mark here.
00:41:26.000 I should have covered this later.
00:41:31.000 Oh, there we go. 0.99
00:41:34.000 It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. 1.00
00:41:36.000 Ice Cube fuels anti-Semitism storm with Satanic Star of David post. 1.00
00:41:40.000 So, if you can find a cube in the Star of David, that means cubes are the Jews. 1.00
00:41:46.000 And it didn't occur to him that he's a cube.
00:41:49.000 He's literally a cube.
00:41:52.000 So he shows it, and then he shows a bunch of public art that uses a cube.
00:41:57.000 I guess Rubik's Cube is... is the Jews, too? 0.93
00:42:01.000 It's a jube.
00:42:02.000 Anyway, they were... Go back, go back.
00:42:04.000 Click on the Twitter thing.
00:42:06.000 Did he not?
00:42:06.000 No, it's on a link.
00:42:07.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99
00:42:09.000 Because he had a bunch of public art. 0.99
00:42:11.000 Anyway, sorry, let's... We're going way too long on this.
00:42:13.000 Let's go back to the Washington Post thing. 0.99
00:42:16.000 Fucking cubes. 1.00
00:42:18.000 Come here. 1.00
00:42:19.000 A million new Americans every year. 0.97
00:42:21.000 They're not coming because America is a racist country.
00:42:24.000 They're coming because it's not.
00:42:26.000 That's all true.
00:42:27.000 I mean, imagine the IQ of the person who put that together.
00:42:34.000 They're not sending their best.
00:42:36.000 Hold on.
00:42:36.000 Hold on.
00:42:37.000 Hold on.
00:42:37.000 Hold on.
00:42:37.000 We need to see the credits there.
00:42:39.000 Look how many people are involved in that piece of shit. 1.00
00:42:41.000 Senior producer. 1.00
00:42:43.000 Ooh.
00:42:45.000 Stop.
00:42:46.000 Producer and video editor was Joshua, what's his name?
00:42:49.000 Carol, two R's, two L's.
00:42:52.000 Two R's, two L's. 1.00
00:42:53.000 And then senior producer.
00:42:55.000 Kate Woodson.
00:42:56.000 Kate?
00:42:57.000 Let's look them up.
00:42:59.000 Kate?
00:43:00.000 Because I feel like as a high school teacher, I would see that and go, wait a minute.
00:43:07.000 He said police brutality is not a big deal in America.
00:43:12.000 You changed it to the protests are not.
00:43:15.000 Common.
00:43:16.000 But they are... oh my god. 0.93
00:43:19.000 She's got witch face. 0.99
00:43:22.000 Resting witch face. 0.97
00:43:25.000 Look at that.
00:43:26.000 I wonder if she stores snacks in that mall. 0.77
00:43:29.000 That's trainee level.
00:43:30.000 And who's the other guy?
00:43:31.000 Can you imagine going on a date with her and sitting at dinner and hearing her talk?
00:43:36.000 Is his name Cuck Robertson?
00:43:38.000 Joshua Carroll.
00:43:40.000 Cock Robertson, did you say?
00:43:42.000 Cock Robertson.
00:43:43.000 Oh.
00:43:44.000 Joshua Cowell.
00:43:45.000 I want to change my name to Cock.
00:43:47.000 I'm Cock McInnes.
00:43:48.000 Cock McInnes, at your service. 0.87
00:43:50.000 That's not him.
00:43:51.000 That can't be him.
00:43:53.000 Oh no.
00:43:54.000 Recycling.
00:43:54.000 I'm gonna have to type in Washington Post.
00:43:58.000 I would not be remotely surprised if that's the guy.
00:44:01.000 Oh, even better.
00:44:02.000 Ah, there we go.
00:44:04.000 There we go.
00:44:05.000 That's who we're up against. 1.00
00:44:06.000 These are the shitty magicians doing tricks like 1.00
00:44:12.000 Putting a quarter in their ear and then going, wait, what the? 1.00
00:44:18.000 Nothing here.
00:44:19.000 Oh, what's this? 1.00
00:44:21.000 We are up against shitty, retarded, ugly magicians who can't do high school logic. 1.00
00:44:29.000 Anyway, we've got to go behind the paywall now. 1.00
00:44:31.000 That was 45 minutes, way too long.
00:44:33.000 We're meant to do, um...
00:44:35.000 30 minutes, but behind the paywall, we're giving away callers 1, 2, 3, and 4, because we missed last week.
00:44:42.000 We're giving away one Loot Crate. 0.99
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