Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #54 - GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:27.000 What's up, dudes?

00:00:29.000 Is that cultural appropriation?

00:00:30.000 They say, yo, what's up?

00:00:32.000 I was listening to Metal on Sirius whatever, Metal FM, and they had some fancy guitarist, and he said, they said, hey, we have the guy from Necromancer or whatever, some death metal band.

00:00:47.000 And he goes, yo, what's up, dude?

00:00:50.000 Wow, even metal dudes say speaking Ebonics.

00:00:57.000 So we're off YouTube.

00:00:58.000 I don't know if we have to have that generic music anymore.

00:01:02.000 What are we on?

00:01:03.000 Oh, right.

00:01:05.000 We're on iTunes.

00:01:07.000 Someone is really gunning hard for us this week.

00:01:09.000 We're looking for BitShoot.

00:01:10.000 A couple of weird things, too.

00:01:11.000 They made me kind of like sign in and like my personal Twitter and then the censored TV Twitter made us confirm our number and stuff.

00:01:20.000 People are getting banned for appearing on the show.

00:01:23.000 So like they want to make, they want to punish people who go near me.

00:01:27.000 This is true.

00:01:28.000 You know who else used to do this?

00:01:29.000 Was the Westies in Hell's Kitchen. 1.00

00:01:32.000 They would, if you went near one of the Westies' ex-girlfriends, they'd have you whacked. 1.00

00:01:38.000 So she was, that was just a way to further ostracize her for not being in a Westie anymore.

00:01:44.000 But anyway, before we start the show, we're still going to go through the motions because this is still the free podcast.

00:01:53.000 Johnny Apple, still going.

00:01:56.000 Still loving us.

00:01:58.000 There from day one.

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00:02:40.000 Like when I find a guy, the guy I got these glasses from is a MAGA dude, he's my glasses guy for the rest of my life.

00:02:47.000 My barber, black Dominican dude, he's MAGA.

00:02:51.000 He likes Infowars, boom.

00:02:53.000 He's my guy for the rest of my life.

00:02:57.000 Does it seem kind of dark in here?

00:03:02.000 This happened last week, dude.

00:03:05.000 Dude.

00:03:10.000 It seems kind of gray.

00:03:12.000 This is behooving me.

00:03:13.000 This is behooving you?

00:03:16.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 This is what we've been wearing all...

00:03:28.000 I've been wearing all the shirts that we sell at the store this week.

00:03:32.000 I think I'm out as of this one.

00:03:35.000 This is a cute Gavin Rye guy shirt that someone got called a white supremacist in Texas for wearing.

00:03:40.000 A Latino. 0.99

00:03:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:42.000 Which I'm okay with, by the way.

00:03:45.000 What do you mean?

00:03:45.000 I'm okay with Latinos being called white supremacists.

00:03:48.000 I'm sick of them pretending they're black. 1.00

00:03:50.000 That's equality. 0.93

00:03:51.000 You speak Spanish.

00:03:53.000 It's from Spain.

00:03:54.000 You are a conquistador.

00:03:56.000 You are the same as me.

00:03:58.000 In fact, the Spanish did a lot more conquering than they did being oppressed. 0.64

00:04:03.000 They were oppressed by the Moors, who blacks pretend we're black, but were actually Arab. 1.00

00:04:10.000 But the Spanish were not oppressed.

00:04:14.000 The Scots were oppressed.

00:04:15.000 I'm actually more oppressed than Mexicans. 0.96

00:04:19.000 Yeah, weren't like the Aztecs and Mayans that they called them like the white men and stuff like that because they're white. 0.95

00:04:26.000 They obliterated them. 0.96

00:04:27.000 They ended their culture. 0.98

00:04:28.000 They thought they were gods. 0.74

00:04:29.000 How about a sorry from Hispanics? 1.00

00:04:32.000 Instead, they're like, we need to kill white people. 1.00

00:04:36.000 So yeah, we're banned on YouTube. 0.92

00:04:38.000 And you know what is probably not a coincidence is Atheism is Unstoppable was banned shortly after he mentioned me on his show, on his video.

00:04:49.000 So by the way, you keep suggesting to me that I get this guy and that banned guy.

00:04:53.000 Believe me.

00:04:54.000 Believe me.

00:04:56.000 The second someone's banned, I am on them like a cheap suit.

00:05:00.000 That's what I want this place to be, a haven.

00:05:02.000 But, you know, sometimes they don't have, they don't need me.

00:05:06.000 Alex Jones is not desperate for a venue.

00:05:09.000 And you know what's interesting with Alex Jones?

00:05:11.000 You know, they're trying to, they seem to be fucking with our app right now, but we have plann ABCB CBD for apps.

00:05:18.000 We have Johnny Apple CBD for apps.

00:05:21.000 So don't worry about that.

00:05:22.000 But I got that from Infowars.

00:05:25.000 I saw them getting banned and yes, losing a lot of their money, a lot of their followers, but still remaining on top.

00:05:33.000 They're like the number 1,000 most popular website in the country right now.

00:05:37.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. 1.00

00:05:42.000 What?

00:05:42.000 I'm saying good stuff about you.

00:05:45.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

00:05:47.000 I don't get it. 1.00

00:05:49.000 Okay, so he changed his mind.

00:05:50.000 We've been nothing but a friend since.

00:05:52.000 Very up and down, right?

00:05:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:53.000 He was going to kill me one second, now he's going to eat my ass. 1.00

00:05:55.000 It didn't sound like a good eating, too. 1.00

00:05:57.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

00:05:57.000 While my ass. 1.00

00:05:59.000 It's not the kind of thing men long for. 1.00

00:06:03.000 Well, different strokes.

00:06:08.000 Lot to talk about today.

00:06:09.000 A lot going on in the news. 0.99

00:06:11.000 We could not talk about shit and just riff. 0.99

00:06:14.000 One of my favorite moments this week was talking about those horrible guests you had who couldn't decide what to eat. 1.00

00:06:21.000 And when people come up to me on the street who watch the show, they go, yo, dude, those girls, I mean, I would have killed them. 1.00

00:06:29.000 Yeah, they're all talking murder.

00:06:30.000 It's all very fatal.

00:06:33.000 Well, people are hyperbolic. 0.97

00:06:34.000 They want to kill me for not banging them. 0.99

00:06:36.000 They want to kill them for being not. 0.99

00:06:38.000 You know, this is, but I was saving this for the end of the show. 0.81

00:06:41.000 Uh-oh.

00:06:42.000 Did I crumple it up and throw it out?

00:06:45.000 The final videos?

00:06:47.000 There's this one of this insane Karen just yelling at people. 1.00

00:06:54.000 I don't have my final videos.

00:06:57.000 Riots pick sensor.

00:06:58.000 Oh, yes, I do.

00:06:59.000 Look up under.

00:07:00.000 It's not numbered.

00:07:01.000 It's in final videos.

00:07:02.000 And it's Soothing Karen Lunatic.

00:07:06.000 And I cannot explain this to you.

00:07:09.000 Please, if there's any shrinks out there, why is this so relaxing for me to watch? 0.99

00:07:15.000 I'm interested.

00:07:17.000 Get your medications.

00:07:18.000 Is there anything else that we can completely get?

00:07:19.000 Photo albums and my computers.

00:07:22.000 I am going to grab those things while I am inside.

00:07:25.000 We're not here to get it. 0.98

00:07:26.000 Yes, I fucking am. 0.99

00:07:28.000 Why the hell not? 0.99

00:07:28.000 Absolutely not. 0.99

00:07:29.000 Because you need to go to the courthouse, like Officer Usher said, to get a rid of assistance for anything outside of your medications and immediate toiletries. 0.99

00:07:36.000 That's bullshit. 0.99

00:07:37.000 It is, too. 0.99

00:07:37.000 That's not bullshit. 0.99

00:07:39.000 Who's your supervisor? 0.74

00:07:41.000 It's pretty good.

00:07:43.000 Hold in.

00:07:44.000 Sergeant Whiteman.

00:07:45.000 What's his phone number?

00:07:48.000 503-635-0238.

00:07:50.000 And what's the case number you're going to give me?

00:07:52.000 I don't have a case number.

00:07:54.000 Why not?

00:07:54.000 What's the case?

00:07:55.000 Because I don't need one or two.

00:07:55.000 She's just quizzing him.

00:07:56.000 She's not writing any of this down.

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:58.000 This is.

00:07:59.000 Oh, it's on camera, dumbass. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Yes, she could go back and look at it. 1.00

00:08:02.000 Case of domestic violence.

00:08:02.000 Sure, sure.

00:08:04.000 No, it's not.

00:08:04.000 Yes, it is.

00:08:06.000 He hurt me.

00:08:07.000 That was last week.

00:08:08.000 We have a number of officers that have been out here over the last week.

00:08:10.000 I just spoke with a couple of them.

00:08:12.000 You did, huh?

00:08:13.000 And what did they tell you? 0.98

00:08:14.000 Did they say they're going to fucking help me? 0.98

00:08:16.000 Do you want your stuff or you don't help me? 0.98

00:08:19.000 You have been no help whatsoever.

00:08:26.000 I want my stuff.

00:08:27.000 Do you guys remain right?

00:08:27.000 Okay.

00:08:28.000 Remember, we have another video exactly the same as this where she talks about how stupid they are. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Oh, and I was educated. 1.00

00:08:34.000 I have a degree in finance. 1.00

00:08:36.000 What fucking school did you go to, loser? 1.00

00:08:38.000 You think you're tough? 1.00

00:08:39.000 Not the same person?

00:08:40.000 I thought it was the same person.

00:08:41.000 No, it's not.

00:08:41.000 Holy smokes.

00:08:43.000 But she mentions their education.

00:08:45.000 Don't reasonable now.

00:08:47.000 Reasonable? 0.98

00:08:48.000 Like, I'm fucking afraid of you guys? 0.98

00:08:50.000 Because you happen to be police officers? 0.99

00:08:53.000 I'm not afraid of you.

00:08:55.000 What's your name?

00:08:57.000 Just pause.

00:08:58.000 I can't explain it.

00:09:00.000 I watched this whole thing, and it sounds like a babbling brook to me.

00:09:10.000 It's almost like a dog barking, but you could understand it.

00:09:10.000 You know what it is?

00:09:14.000 You know?

00:09:15.000 Well, one thing I'm sure, Detective Shitty, is that I know I'll never meet her, and she'll never be part of my life in any way, shape, or form.

00:09:23.000 And it's possible that I see that as consoling.

00:09:27.000 So the worse it gets, the more...

00:09:30.000 So the worse it gets, the more it's like, yay.

00:09:33.000 Never meet her.

00:09:33.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:09:36.000 I'm going to try to iron a shirt live on the show.

00:09:38.000 You put beer on your hand, make it moist, and you just gently...

00:09:43.000 I just invented it.

00:09:43.000 Really?

00:09:44.000 No, you moisten the shirt and then you.

00:09:49.000 I think it's supposed to be steam, though.

00:09:52.000 Well, yeah, we're familiar with steaming a shirt, dude.

00:09:55.000 Yeah, but there's like a cheap way to steam that might not need heat.

00:09:58.000 Yeah, it looks good right there.

00:10:00.000 I'm going to give it like 10 minutes of pushing my gut out.

00:10:02.000 I mean, but those shoulders, like the sleeves, you're not going to can't do that.

00:10:06.000 All right, go back to this.

00:10:08.000 What's your first name, Usher?

00:10:09.000 Officer Usher.

00:10:10.000 Usher?

00:10:11.000 James Usher.

00:10:12.000 Do you have a business card?

00:10:13.000 I do.

00:10:14.000 Usher, we're done here.

00:10:14.000 Can I have one?

00:10:15.000 Yes, you may.

00:10:17.000 Do you think you're tough?

00:10:18.000 Are you a good cop or a bad cop?

00:10:21.000 I'm a very reasonable cop, man.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, you are. 1.00

00:10:24.000 You're fucking bad cop, Usher. 1.00

00:10:26.000 You're fucking bad cop. 1.00

00:10:28.000 And that Sheldon douchebag is an even worse cop than you. 1.00

00:10:31.000 And you guys have been out here and you fucking arrested me and I made a scene. 0.99

00:10:36.000 And so therefore, what am I? 0.97

00:10:38.000 Unsafe?

00:10:40.000 Is that what my record says?

00:10:41.000 I don't know what your record says, man.

00:10:43.000 Why not?

00:10:44.000 Why do I like this?

00:10:45.000 I don't even like it.

00:10:46.000 It's not like I'm thrilled like when you see a crazy car.

00:10:48.000 Like the favorite, funnest thing in the world to watch is people fighting and then getting in their cars and ramming each other with their cars.

00:10:53.000 That's heaven on earth.

00:10:55.000 This is not particularly fun.

00:10:57.000 This is like burning incense.

00:10:59.000 This is just beautiful.

00:11:02.000 It's got a speed to it, like a chugging choo-choo train. 0.99

00:11:05.000 You know, it's like never really departing or arriving. 1.00

00:11:08.000 No, it's just like crazy, bitch. 1.00

00:11:13.000 Did you talk to the other officer? 1.00

00:11:14.000 It's quite of a, it's like a stable crazy.

00:11:17.000 You know, it doesn't seem to be amping up.

00:11:19.000 It's just coasting on crazy.

00:11:20.000 You know, they're safe. 0.99

00:11:21.000 Like, she's not going to fucking start clawing them or stabbing them. 1.00

00:11:25.000 She doesn't have a, you know, if she had an Arabic accent, I might be concerned. 1.00

00:11:29.000 Who fucking the other douchebag talked to? 1.00

00:11:33.000 What's his name? 1.00

00:11:34.000 Your partner?

00:11:35.000 Thank you.

00:11:36.000 What's your partner's name?

00:11:37.000 You don't need to apologize for that.

00:11:38.000 What's your partner's name?

00:11:39.000 What's his name?

00:11:40.000 Excuse me.

00:11:42.000 Usher, I'm asking you a question.

00:11:45.000 What's your partner's name?

00:11:46.000 In the house?

00:11:47.000 Yes.

00:11:47.000 Brian.

00:11:48.000 The way he turns to her.

00:11:50.000 I'm asking you a question.

00:11:52.000 What's your partner's name?

00:11:54.000 In the house?

00:11:54.000 Yes.

00:11:55.000 Brian Sheldon. 1.00

00:11:56.000 Brian Sheldon is a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Oh, she's great. 1.00

00:12:04.000 He's a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi. 1.00

00:12:06.000 That's an insult. 1.00

00:12:08.000 So he's your son?

00:12:09.000 That's a shirt. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Brian Sheldon is a fucking douche coming out of my Vegi. 1.00

00:12:15.000 He's a pussy. 1.00

00:12:17.000 He is a cunt. 1.00

00:12:18.000 This guy might want to apply to be a beef eater in London because his composure is. 1.00

00:12:23.000 So anyway, this goes on and on and it's very wonderful.

00:12:25.000 And by the way, my ironing trick did not work. 1.00

00:12:28.000 Now go to the very end and see the poor bastard that she stuck with, this loser with a big wool hat on. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Fucking sucks. 1.00

00:12:36.000 Do you hear me? 1.00

00:12:38.000 You sucked up. 0.99

00:12:40.000 He's in the car, so you got to get in the car. 1.00

00:12:44.000 That was fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:12:46.000 Look at him. 1.00

00:12:48.000 This is fucking going viral, dude. 1.00

00:12:51.000 This is fucking bullshit, dude. 1.00

00:12:54.000 Oh, here comes another police officer under fall. 1.00

00:13:00.000 Why did I end up?

00:13:02.000 She's learning why her previous marriage did not work out.

00:13:06.000 Let's leave it. 0.99

00:13:07.000 She's a nightmare. 0.95

00:13:09.000 That's kind of their message. 0.62

00:13:10.000 They're like, we want you to go.

00:13:13.000 That's all they want.

00:13:15.000 All they want.

00:13:16.000 Listen, if you give them an excuse, they can throw you in that mental place.

00:13:19.000 Look at him. 1.00

00:13:19.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:13:20.000 Look at that guy. 1.00

00:13:22.000 Who has their hat slung over their glasses like that?

00:13:26.000 That's bad.

00:13:27.000 Are you in a Fat Albert cartoon?

00:13:29.000 Are you a broke superhero?

00:13:31.000 Is this your first chance at a costume?

00:13:34.000 Okay.

00:13:34.000 It's not funny.

00:13:35.000 The mental place. 0.93

00:13:36.000 You're my sugar dad. 0.93

00:13:38.000 Speaking of Karens, there was this woman who pulled a gun on cops. 1.00

00:13:43.000 And here in cancel culture, they couldn't wait to fry her. 0.98

00:13:49.000 She's so racist that she saw black people who were just like helping the homeless and picking flowers. 1.00

00:13:55.000 And she went, get the fuck away from me, pig. 1.00

00:13:57.000 This is 1-7. 0.99

00:14:00.000 And then the whole video just came out.

00:14:03.000 And we realized, oh, they were antagonizing her.

00:14:06.000 They blocked her, prevented her from leaving.

00:14:08.000 But just hold on before we look at this.

00:14:09.000 This is so much of the police brutality videos we see. 1.00

00:14:12.000 We just see and you don't see the five minutes of shit. 0.99

00:14:17.000 So you're all riding in the streets for an edited video clip. 0.99

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00:16:32.000 All right.

00:16:32.000 So now the whole video comes out and we learn, oh, she wasn't just going, get away from me, Negro.

00:16:38.000 You're scary. 0.98

00:16:39.000 It was a huge buildup.

00:16:43.000 Like, this is what I don't get.

00:16:44.000 Sorry, I keep interrupting this, but it's been like 900 hate hoaxes with the news, and it's been 900 fake police brutality videos, and we keep hearing the context for these rumors.

00:16:57.000 Surely by now we're getting a little skeptical?

00:17:00.000 No?

00:17:03.000 Okay. 0.84

00:17:04.000 Wants to violate a 15-year-old. 0.63

00:17:07.000 No, I'm answering the question. 0.95

00:17:08.000 She's a little bit.

00:17:10.000 She did something wrong.

00:17:11.000 She needs to apologize. 0.99

00:17:13.000 If she did not write a bunch of people, this ignorant woman bumped into a 15-year-old. 0.99

00:17:18.000 Correct? 0.99

00:17:19.000 And you're on camera.

00:17:20.000 You're feeling threatened.

00:17:21.000 Okay, well, go in.

00:17:22.000 No, mom.

00:17:23.000 I got this.

00:17:24.000 You're blocking me from getting me.

00:17:25.000 No, we were.

00:17:26.000 No, we weren't.

00:17:27.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:28.000 No, we weren't. 1.00

00:17:28.000 You're ignorant. 1.00

00:17:29.000 They're just trying to make a viral video. 1.00

00:17:31.000 They want to be the next racism victim.

00:17:33.000 So the allegation here is that she bumped into her 15-year-old.

00:17:37.000 I don't know, son or daughter, whatever. 1.00

00:17:40.000 She's very ignorant. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Dumbass bitch. 1.00

00:17:43.000 Yeah, I said if you say something, I'll beat your white ass. 1.00

00:17:45.000 I'll beat your white ass. 1.00

00:17:47.000 You will. 1.00

00:17:47.000 Do something. 1.00

00:17:48.000 Do something.

00:17:48.000 Please, please.

00:17:49.000 Do something.

00:17:50.000 Please. 1.00

00:17:50.000 Who the fuck do you think you guys are? 1.00

00:17:52.000 Who do you think? 1.00

00:17:53.000 Who do I think you are?

00:17:54.000 You calling her name?

00:17:56.000 She did nothing to you. 0.98

00:17:57.000 Yeah, I did.

00:17:58.000 I did.

00:17:59.000 No, you didn't.

00:17:59.000 Nah, don't.

00:18:00.000 None of this was in the video. 1.00

00:18:01.000 You're very racist and ignorant. 1.00

00:18:03.000 You're racist because you're calling her. 1.00

00:18:05.000 They're trying to ruin this woman. 0.98

00:18:09.000 Why would you bump into this racist? 0.92

00:18:10.000 You can't just call me.

00:18:11.000 Why would you call her?

00:18:12.000 How would you bump her?

00:18:13.000 This is not that.

00:18:14.000 How would you bump her?

00:18:16.000 Why would you bump her?

00:18:17.000 No one's.

00:18:17.000 Why would you bump her?

00:18:18.000 I care.

00:18:20.000 I care about her.

00:18:20.000 Why did you say sorry?

00:18:21.000 And I'm sorry.

00:18:22.000 Why would you say sorry?

00:18:25.000 Why would you say sorry?

00:18:26.000 No one is racist.

00:18:27.000 If you didn't, I'm sorry if you had something that had ignorance. 0.76

00:18:32.000 Is it racist to think most black people are racist? 0.97

00:18:37.000 Very. 0.98

00:18:38.000 Ma, watch! 1.00

00:18:39.000 Look, look.

00:18:40.000 So she blocks them leaving.

00:18:44.000 And then they get in.

00:18:45.000 Get off the face. 0.88

00:18:46.000 You gotta get on my face. 1.00

00:18:49.000 Get the fuck away. 1.00

00:18:50.000 Get away. 1.00

00:18:50.000 Get the fuck away. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Are you gonna in? 1.00

00:18:52.000 You're gonna shoot me? 1.00

00:18:53.000 Get the fuck away. 1.00

00:18:54.000 Now, this is where the video started. 0.99

00:18:55.000 My bad.

00:18:56.000 Call the cops right now.

00:18:57.000 Call them.

00:18:58.000 Call the cops. 1.00

00:18:59.000 Get the fuck away. 1.00

00:19:00.000 Call the cops. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Get away. 0.97

00:19:02.000 See, hit the cops. 0.98

00:19:05.000 I'm telling. 0.99

00:19:05.000 Call them. 0.99

00:19:07.000 Call the cops.

00:19:08.000 Get the lights in place.

00:19:09.000 Adrenaline control, lady. 0.92

00:19:10.000 Adrenaline control.

00:19:11.000 Now. 1.00

00:19:11.000 Because you were never about to hit him with the damn dog. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Behind the hit with the car. 0.99

00:19:18.000 Call Richard back up in the police.

00:19:20.000 Call Richard back up here now.

00:19:22.000 I got it. 1.00

00:19:22.000 Don't you fucking jump behind my door. 1.00

00:19:24.000 I ain't jumping behind your phone. 1.00

00:19:25.000 I'm judging. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Fucking mom. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Fuck me. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Get the fuck, baby. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Why is she proceeding towards her? 1.00

00:19:43.000 This one I'm not soothed like I was with the other one.

00:19:46.000 I'm uncomfortable right now.

00:19:48.000 I'm not soothed at all.

00:19:49.000 I don't want anyone to die.

00:19:51.000 You got all this over here?

00:19:52.000 Yes!

00:19:55.000 Mom, stop walking! 1.00

00:20:01.000 Poor police!

00:20:01.000 You my people!

00:20:07.000 These white people, they show racists! 1.00

00:20:10.000 They pull the gun out of my mama, both of them. 1.00

00:20:11.000 It was a white white and a white man. 0.98

00:20:14.000 Reacting to me antagonizing you as racist.

00:20:19.000 You know how girls? 1.00

00:20:22.000 I fear magic and swimming pools, but not bullets.

00:20:26.000 Weird.

00:20:27.000 Okay, this is an interesting story, speaking of like there's this obsession white people have where they want to make everything okay.

00:20:36.000 And that's why she said, I love you.

00:20:39.000 I care for you.

00:20:39.000 And there's all this woke capitalism going on where Nike and British football and Switzerland Swiffer, whatever.

00:20:49.000 Well, Budriser did it recently, right?

00:20:51.000 With the LGBT cans and stuff. 1.00

00:20:54.000 And there's all these people on the streets saying, please, we want to help.

00:20:57.000 And I want you to know that that is a very, very tiny minority. 0.95

00:21:02.000 These pussy corporations, that's just one woman who works at the marketing department who's saying, let's make everything Black Lives Matter in the lobby. 1.00

00:21:10.000 But the rest of the country, white and black, and Lebanese and Asian, Jewish, has gone, yeah, we're done. 1.00

00:21:17.000 So if you were just looking from outer space and you just took a glance, you'd say, remember I was talking about how assassination of Martin Luther King was a 45-degree turn where America said, wait a minute, we got to fix this.

00:21:28.000 What's going on?

00:21:30.000 It's just been corrected and it's back to 1967 now, where they go, nah, we're not.

00:21:37.000 But you'd go, but I see all these protests and I see all these campaigns and everyone's Instagram screen is black.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, that's meaningless.

00:21:45.000 It's very vocal.

00:21:46.000 It's very, very visible.

00:21:49.000 It's in your face.

00:21:50.000 But it's not a thing.

00:21:52.000 The country has split.

00:21:54.000 Is it irrevocable?

00:21:56.000 I think so.

00:21:57.000 It's actually very good for people like me who were canceled early. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Me and Milo and all these other people where they went, wow, you must have done some really horrible shit. 0.99

00:22:06.000 And now that everyone's canceled and the assholes are burning down the country, they go, oh, those are your enemies? 1.00

00:22:11.000 Wow, okay, so you're not a dick. 1.00

00:22:13.000 They are. 0.99

00:22:13.000 Okay. 0.99

00:22:14.000 But I thought this was interesting.

00:22:16.000 So Prov, what is it?

00:22:18.000 Provo?

00:22:19.000 Provo, Utah.

00:22:21.000 I've been there before.

00:22:22.000 This is 2-2.

00:22:24.000 It is the squarest place on earth. 0.98

00:22:26.000 The college parties there involve zero cocaine, zero tits. 0.97

00:22:31.000 Even their Coca-Cola, it can't have caffeine in it.

00:22:36.000 They go to bed at 10.

00:22:37.000 They do their schoolwork. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:22:40.000 We should have hit the hay. 1.00

00:22:41.000 It's 10.

00:22:42.000 And then they go to bed. 1.00

00:22:43.000 No fucking, no rioting. 1.00

00:22:46.000 So, and there's basically no black people there. 1.00

00:22:49.000 So it's the least offensive, the least racist, the least controversial place on earth.

00:22:54.000 And there was a Black Lives Matter rally there.

00:22:57.000 Go to 2.3, I think.

00:22:58.000 2.3 is a better link.

00:22:59.000 Is this okay?

00:23:00.000 Yeah, I had to find...

00:23:04.000 Yeah, listen to this.

00:23:07.000 Protesters say this was all supposed to be peaceful.

00:23:10.000 A night where they could come together and voice their opinion.

00:23:12.000 If they were a leather jacket in Provo, people would gasp.

00:23:19.000 Discrimination, but it quickly turned violent.

00:23:22.000 Some protesters even saying the most violent rally they've ever been to.

00:23:27.000 I don't want to get shot or hurt either because there were gunshots.

00:23:31.000 It all started here on Center Street.

00:23:34.000 In University Avenue in Provo.

00:23:36.000 We were all intent going out to be peaceful and just voice our opinion on how racial discrimination is wrong and how people should be treated fairly and equally.

00:23:47.000 He's the only remotely black guy in that entire area.

00:23:51.000 No matter what skin color they are. 0.70

00:23:54.000 But the peace didn't last long.

00:23:56.000 Around 8:30, police got a call about gunshots being fired.

00:24:00.000 I saw it smoke.

00:24:01.000 I saw like two shots go off.

00:24:03.000 Police say this white SUV was trying to turn onto Center Street.

00:24:06.000 Of course, it's a white SUV.

00:24:09.000 When protesters began swarming the car.

00:24:11.000 Several protesters began crowding around the vehicle.

00:24:14.000 A male protester ran to the SUV on the passenger side, pointed a handgun at the driver, and shot one round through the window.

00:24:21.000 The SUV then tried to do it.

00:24:27.000 They have a Black Lives Matter rally.

00:24:29.000 They crowd this car.

00:24:30.000 He starts going, like doing that thing that I think all of us would do if someone crowded our car, which is like, bean, nee, nee.

00:24:37.000 Please get out of my way. 0.92

00:24:39.000 I'm going to speed off soon.

00:24:42.000 And one of the protesters just came up and went, mafia-style execution.

00:24:48.000 I don't know how the person lived.

00:24:51.000 Sometimes bullets hit the water of your skin.

00:24:54.000 I met a war vet once from Afghanistan.

00:24:57.000 He got shot right in the head.

00:24:59.000 Are you serious?

00:25:00.000 Yeah, and the bullet went like this.

00:25:03.000 Are you kidding me?

00:25:04.000 And it came shooting out the back of his head.

00:25:06.000 No way.

00:25:07.000 Yeah.

00:25:07.000 Peeled his scalp.

00:25:09.000 All this had to be stitched up. 0.63

00:25:10.000 You could see his, not his brains at all, but his skull.

00:25:13.000 Holy.

00:25:14.000 But it's just sort of like a bullet hitting water, and it just sort of, I guess it was a slight angle, but it just went out the back.

00:25:20.000 What did they Vaseline the bullet beforehand?

00:25:23.000 Holy moly.

00:25:25.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:25:26.000 Yes.

00:25:27.000 I've never heard anything like that before in my life.

00:25:31.000 The SUV then tried to drive off, and that's when the protester fired a second shot.

00:25:36.000 The man with the gun went back to protesting with the crowd.

00:25:39.000 Police say he later caused more damage by smashing in a car window.

00:25:43.000 When I heard that, at first, I thought it was like backfire from the exhaust of the car.

00:25:46.000 A lot of people did.

00:25:48.000 What is it, a jalapi from the Looney Tunes?

00:25:48.000 But then I thought.

00:25:52.000 Does that happen?

00:25:53.000 I was smoking a gun, and so I knew, I was like, oh, did I get shot anywhere?

00:25:53.000 Yep.

00:25:57.000 Did anybody else get shot anywhere?

00:25:59.000 Sullivan, as well as other protesters, say this wasn't the only act of violence.

00:26:04.000 Four to five other cars tried to run over protesters. 0.86

00:26:10.000 And My point: the reason I'm showing this is to show you that BLM, this is bugging the shit out of me that one side of my mustache is poking up like that. 0.96

00:26:19.000 I've been trying to fix it.

00:26:21.000 Is it just the lighting?

00:26:22.000 No, it's real.

00:26:26.000 Oh, because you got to do it with your right hand, maybe, because you're trying to do it.

00:26:30.000 Must be bothering people to look at this 50% curly mustache. 0.91

00:26:36.000 Black Lives Matter Antifa, these radical lefties, are just like radical Islamists. 0.92

00:26:41.000 They can never be satisfied. 0.86

00:26:43.000 They're not looking for solutions.

00:26:45.000 They're not looking for a capitulation.

00:26:46.000 They're not looking for an apology.

00:26:48.000 They're not looking to work out something like they're doing in New York, bending over backwards.

00:26:52.000 Okay, we cut $1.59 billion from the NYPD.

00:26:57.000 Why did you do that? 0.99

00:26:58.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:26:59.000 They didn't go, oh, okay, thanks. 1.00

00:27:02.000 They don't care.

00:27:03.000 They just want to blow you up.

00:27:08.000 And radicalism is the same.

00:27:10.000 You put on the burqa, you pray five times a day, and they go, no, I can see some of your banks coming to your burqa, 20 lashes. 0.87

00:27:18.000 You can't satisfy these people.

00:27:20.000 They're not here to be satisfied.

00:27:21.000 They're exactly like Palestinians. 1.00

00:27:23.000 Palestinians don't want a two-state solution.

00:27:27.000 They don't want some sort of cool deal where you get this on Thursdays and I get this on Fridays.

00:27:31.000 They want Israel to be gone.

00:27:34.000 And then they want to sit there in those same houses, those same seats.

00:27:37.000 They want to switch places with you. 1.00

00:27:40.000 So stop kissing their ass. 1.00

00:27:43.000 Stop licking their boots. 1.00

00:27:48.000 And to some people that I know that are very close to me.

00:27:52.000 Provo Mayor Michelle Cfusi and Representative John Curtis are speaking out about the violence, posting messages on Twitter saying violence only pushes us further apart at a time when we must come together.

00:28:03.000 You just don't fight evil with evil.

00:28:05.000 And that's what we saw yesterday.

00:28:07.000 Imagine it'd be really good.

00:28:08.000 You want a nerd? 0.99

00:28:09.000 That's a normal guy in Provo.

00:28:11.000 Huh? 0.85

00:28:12.000 Nerd town. 0.55

00:28:13.000 If you put sugar on your cornflakes, you're like Tony Soprano. 0.87

00:28:16.000 Yes.

00:28:17.000 Watch out for that guy.

00:28:18.000 Really?

00:28:19.000 But wouldn't it be great if sentiments like that actually worked with people like, you know what?

00:28:23.000 That's true.

00:28:24.000 I think it did.

00:28:25.000 I think the Black Panthers in the 60s were opened in a negotiation.

00:28:32.000 So they have the guy?

00:28:35.000 Yep.

00:28:36.000 Salt Lake City man, Ogden woman arrested in connection to Provo protest shooting.

00:28:41.000 So of course he's white. 0.82

00:28:44.000 Jesse Keller. 0.89

00:28:47.000 What are you freaks doing?

00:28:49.000 It's the bad guy from The Matrix. 0.81

00:28:51.000 You just shot at a random stranger. 0.99

00:28:53.000 You're going to jail for a long ass time, my friend. 0.99

00:28:56.000 And then he hung out at the place. 0.94

00:28:57.000 He hung out after.

00:28:58.000 Look how hot the other chick is. 1.00

00:29:01.000 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for trying to shoot me. 0.57

00:29:03.000 She's been through a lot. 0.98

00:29:04.000 Yeah, I guess they're meth heads.

00:29:06.000 Maybe.

00:29:08.000 Now, I can't remember how I sent this to you.

00:29:10.000 Maybe it's in the shared folder.

00:29:12.000 But I was looking at the shooters in Chaz.

00:29:18.000 No, that's not it.

00:29:20.000 No, I mean the shooters in Chaz The guys, they're sheriffs.

00:29:26.000 They're security. 0.97

00:29:28.000 Shoot. 0.99

00:29:29.000 Let's see here. 0.98

00:29:31.000 Well, I can just explain it.

00:29:31.000 Maybe I didn't.

00:29:34.000 Every time you see the security at Chaz, sure, there's Raz.

00:29:40.000 There's that dude.

00:29:41.000 Maybe I can send it to you.

00:29:43.000 There's Raz, the dude.

00:29:45.000 But the rest of the time you see these guys, they are white dudes.

00:29:51.000 White Antifa dudes.

00:29:54.000 Wait, what's happening now?

00:29:57.000 Oh, someone else is telling me they got booted from Twitter for knowing me.

00:30:01.000 Sheesh.

00:30:03.000 You know what?

00:30:04.000 We're adults. 1.00

00:30:05.000 We don't need to be on these fucking apps anyway. 0.99

00:30:08.000 If anybody's seen my Instagram story, they're like, you're not the one to be telling us that. 1.00

00:30:13.000 Your Instagram stories are the worst things in the world.

00:30:17.000 It's just like Ryan smoking a pipe, smiling.

00:30:23.000 And then...

00:30:23.000 Yeah.

00:30:27.000 Today was underwear dancing to trap music.

00:30:29.000 Or I don't get this with Instagram stories.

00:30:31.000 You'll put up a thing that's like a fish getting eaten by another fish, and you'll have to click to watch it.

00:30:36.000 So you're just showing us something you saw on another Instagram.

00:30:40.000 But it's amazing.

00:30:42.000 It's worth a watch.

00:30:43.000 Well, just click like on it then.

00:30:45.000 Yeah, I want to show you.

00:30:48.000 All right, that's actually one of the pictures.

00:30:50.000 That's one of the pictures I just sent you.

00:30:50.000 That's weird.

00:30:52.000 There's not many.

00:30:53.000 Now close in on this guy.

00:30:58.000 So there's been, what, three people shot dead, right? 0.88

00:31:04.000 Aren't they all black? 1.00

00:31:06.000 I think so. 0.87

00:31:07.000 I think so.

00:31:08.000 I think they're all black, including a 19-year-old boy, 19-year-old man.

00:31:12.000 And they had his father crying about it on the news today.

00:31:15.000 16-year-old, too.

00:31:16.000 Now, we don't know who did what.

00:31:19.000 We know the victims are black.

00:31:20.000 And we know that the military, what do you call them, the sheriffs, the police of Chaz tend to be white Antifa dudes. 0.99

00:31:31.000 So it's looking like Chaz has white people killing blacks. 0.99

00:31:37.000 That's your utopia, my friend. 1.00

00:31:40.000 I sent you the pictures.

00:31:42.000 Now, because everything we do is encrypted 900 times, it might take forever to get there.

00:31:46.000 Oh, good.

00:31:47.000 You already got them.

00:31:49.000 But like, do the math.

00:31:52.000 This is not something, I'm not showing you an article.

00:31:54.000 I'm showing you what you already know to be true, which is the black people killed in Chaz, which are all the people, were likely killed by these guys or someone similar. 0.98

00:32:06.000 A white dude with a bunch of Antifa shit on him and guns. 0.99

00:32:16.000 So the moral of the story here is when these people go out and say they're going to make the world better and end up racism, end racism, they end up killing black people. 1.00

00:32:26.000 It ends up being white people killing black people in the name of fighting racism. 0.96

00:32:30.000 Just like John Kinsman, the proud boy, is in prison now in Bear Hill, taken away from his three black children because SJ Dubs want to fight racism. 0.98

00:32:41.000 All right, let's go behind the paywall now.

00:32:43.000 I want to show you.

00:32:44.000 Here's what you're missing, you people who don't pay. 0.99

00:32:47.000 We're going to show a bunch of people like Caleb Hull and this other dude who are calling it, this is conservatives, who are calling everyone Nazis, and then they get caught saying some racist thing 15 years ago.

00:33:01.000 So they promote cancel culture and then they get canceled, which is my favorite kind of thing.

00:33:07.000 Isn't that everyone's favorite kind of thing? 0.99

00:33:09.000 When you're a crusader and you want to destroy people's lives and then your same rules get applied to you and you're fucked. 0.99

00:33:18.000 If we keep on this anti-racism fascism and you say from now on, if you use a racial slur, you're going to jail. 1.00

00:33:24.000 You know it's going to be all black people, right? 1.00

00:33:27.000 And like Korean dads. 0.98

00:33:29.000 Anyway, so we're going to investigate that. 0.99

00:33:32.000 Brian Stettler shitting on Carpe Donctum. 0.56

00:33:34.000 A huge list of cancel cultures, including barstool sports.

00:33:41.000 And it's possible, you know, they kicked off everyone that was on my Discord server and banned them permanently.

00:33:48.000 Me too.

00:33:48.000 But I think there was a lot of lefties that were going on the Discord to see all the secret stuff we talk about.

00:33:53.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:33:55.000 And I think BuzzFeed News got booted from Discord.

00:33:59.000 You should see my phone.

00:34:01.000 It's honestly every 10 minutes.

00:34:02.000 Yo, I just got banned because I talked to your aunt.

00:34:06.000 I have a pet aunt that I hold with a little piece of dental floss.

00:34:09.000 She's very talkative.

00:34:10.000 And, well, we're also going to talk about that Antifa dude who got apprehended.

00:34:15.000 Anyway, and of course, the Jeffrey Epstein chick.

00:34:18.000 But before we leave you, our post role is Blades produced by RealAwakening.com.

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00:34:49.000 Please tell me you can spell Awakening.

00:34:52.000 Yes.

00:34:54.000 Awake?

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00:34:58.000 There it is.

00:35:00.000 So you want to check out Blades on that?

00:35:01.000 And the movie Blades.

00:35:02.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:35:03.000 This looks awesome.

00:35:05.000 It's in the top right.

00:35:07.000 Yeah, it did look awesome. 0.93

00:35:09.000 Even the trailer was, like, fucking hilarious. 0.94

00:35:10.000 They just did it like a... 0.99

00:35:19.000 It looked like pretty sick.

00:35:21.000 I hope you're ready for today.

00:35:23.000 I was born ready.

00:35:24.000 Good.

00:35:25.000 Because we're going to get a lot of skate in.

00:35:26.000 A lot.

00:35:27.000 All right, we got the idea.

00:35:47.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:36:16.000 Guys, I'm sorry my mustache is so annoying, but I'm as annoyed as you.

00:36:24.000 Where does he have a brush?

00:36:29.000 Now you know, this is one of the oldest symboss.

00:36:36.000 All right.

00:36:37.000 So this was fun.

00:36:39.000 Speaking of our favorite things, Caleb Hull.

00:36:41.000 I don't really know who that is.

00:36:43.000 This was sent separately as the pictures.

00:36:45.000 Yes, cool.

00:36:48.000 Where is it now?

00:36:51.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:36:52.000 So go to the other ones, though.

00:36:53.000 Go to the next one.

00:36:54.000 The next two.

00:36:55.000 After him.

00:36:56.000 Yeah.

00:36:57.000 So what does he say?

00:36:58.000 Here's Nick Flentes denying that the Holocaust happened. 0.99

00:37:01.000 Him and his followers are scum of the earth, and their bad faith anti-Semitic attacks should be shot down by the entire conservative movement. 0.99

00:37:09.000 Now, I think he was joking about cookies, and there was some analogy about Jews dying, and it said, hey, if you had three ovens, could you kill six, could you bake six million cookies if it took this much time? 0.99

00:37:22.000 And he says some joke like, I think it would be more like 300,000 cookies.

00:37:26.000 That seems like a lot of cookies.

00:37:28.000 So they're denying the numbers, right?

00:37:29.000 In the joke.

00:37:31.000 Crucial that it's a joke.

00:37:33.000 And so Caleb Hall's had enough.

00:37:35.000 And then what do we have here?

00:37:37.000 Michelle Malkin, an anti-Semite.

00:37:40.000 I did not see that coming.

00:37:43.000 And she supported Nalan. 1.00

00:37:47.000 Nalan, I think he did say some pretty crazy shit, didn't he? 1.00

00:37:52.000 But you don't know when he said that shit, and you don't know when Michelle endorsed him. 1.00

00:37:55.000 So anyway, who is Caleb Hall? 0.99

00:37:57.000 Can you just look him up?

00:38:02.000 Should I know this?

00:38:04.000 I don't know.

00:38:05.000 You don't know.

00:38:06.000 I don't know.

00:38:08.000 Who are you?

00:38:08.000 Excuse me.

00:38:09.000 Are you a G-O-P-L-C-T-A? 1.00

00:38:09.000 G-O-P-E. 1.00

00:38:15.000 So let's.

00:38:17.000 Oh, Jared Holt canceled him?

00:38:19.000 It's all about him being cancelled.

00:38:22.000 But let's go back to that.

00:38:24.000 God, look at Jared Holt's face. 0.99

00:38:25.000 Isn't it funny that these people Pussies shrivel at the look of that guy. 1.00

00:38:33.000 But click on that. 0.98

00:38:37.000 Conservative gatekeeper Kibblehall's racial slur-laden tweets exposed after joining leftist witch hunts against America's first movement.

00:38:44.000 Thanks for Jared Holtz.

00:38:47.000 And by the way, these cancelers who are out there trying to destroy us, your legacy is that you wrecked things.

00:38:53.000 And you think you're fighting, and you often use the word work.

00:38:56.000 We're doing the work.

00:38:57.000 No, your legacy is that you took other people's work away.

00:39:03.000 That's not impressive.

00:39:04.000 You're not protecting anyone. 0.99

00:39:05.000 Just like Chaz, you think you're protecting blacks and you shot and killed three black dudes, including a teenager. 0.97

00:39:13.000 But no, I'm helping. 0.99

00:39:14.000 I stopped Nazis.

00:39:15.000 No, not really.

00:39:17.000 So who is this guy?

00:39:20.000 All right, Jared Holt, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:23.000 In 2014, he made anti-black, formed a conservative gatekeeper.

00:39:32.000 Hull worked for Turning Point USA before becoming a digital communication strategist and marketing his services to pro-Trump Republicans. 0.99

00:39:39.000 And there's a thing they do, these pro-Trump Republicans, these fucking pussies, where they constantly try to appease the left, which is the theme of today's show. 0.99

00:39:49.000 It doesn't work, stop it. 1.00

00:39:50.000 And I've told you about that time I had a big dinner with National Review for Andrew McCarthy and his book, Islam and Free Speech.

00:39:58.000 And they were all talking about Islam's plans for the future. 0.88

00:40:01.000 And I said, why are we imbuing some sort of critical agenda on a bunch of inbred savage lunatics? 0.88

00:40:08.000 ISIS doesn't have a long-term plan. 0.99

00:40:11.000 They're here to destroy us.

00:40:13.000 And when I said inbred savages, the National Review guys all went and they looked over at the New York Times reporter. 0.98

00:40:22.000 There was one New York Times reporter, some Jewish woman was there. 1.00

00:40:25.000 And they looked to her so nervous that she was going to fry them.

00:40:28.000 And of course she loved the power.

00:40:30.000 She was really enjoying it.

00:40:32.000 But anyway, go back.

00:40:33.000 So go back to that Gateway Pundit thing.

00:40:38.000 Let's see what his quotes were.

00:40:41.000 He casually deployed the N-word, shared jokes where the slur was the punchline.

00:40:47.000 17 times.

00:40:48.000 Can we see these, please?

00:40:50.000 I don't like hearing about things.

00:40:52.000 I want to see them.

00:40:56.000 Oh, right-wing watch.

00:40:57.000 On a secret Twitter account, apparently, he did all this.

00:41:05.000 All right, there we go.

00:41:06.000 Let's see that.

00:41:07.000 N-word tweets. 1.00

00:41:10.000 Because you're a nigger and too poor. 1.00

00:41:15.000 I have no idea I only spam nigger 17 times. 1.00

00:41:19.000 What if he was just like, shut up, nigger? 1.00

00:41:21.000 Because you're a nigger. 1.00

00:41:22.000 Okay, so that's just stupid. 1.00

00:41:25.000 It's not really dangerous. 0.99

00:41:27.000 Anything else?

00:41:29.000 Anything of substance?

00:41:32.000 Old tweet about chicken.

00:41:35.000 Okay, that's really horrible.

00:41:37.000 I'm going to be up all night tossing and turning after seeing that.

00:41:40.000 After I'm done crying.

00:41:43.000 This is it?

00:41:45.000 This better be good.

00:41:46.000 Get Ebola at Duffick. 1.00

00:41:48.000 Oh, he wrote, he crossed that faggot. 1.00

00:41:51.000 So he said a bad word there, too. 1.00

00:41:53.000 God, if the left had to stand up to this kind of scrutiny, I don't like this guy, by the way.

00:41:58.000 But.

00:41:59.000 Wow.

00:42:00.000 Just came home and someone hung a noose in my house.

00:42:02.000 Yeah, it's just a lame joke. 1.00

00:42:05.000 All right, so we don't give a shit about this guy because he's hoisted on his own retard. 0.99

00:42:13.000 So this is what he put up before. 0.99

00:42:14.000 I guess Jared Holt warned him it was coming out.

00:42:16.000 Promoting to my attention, an activist is preparing to publish a story on comments I made when I was a teenager many years ago.

00:42:21.000 For a long time, I've been extremely ashamed and embarrassed that I could have ever written such vile things for several years now.

00:42:28.000 And to atone for my behavior, I've shared these experiences with those closest to me and asked for forgiveness, please. 1.00

00:42:35.000 Bull fucking shit. 0.99

00:42:37.000 How embarrassing would that be if you're grabbing beers with a dude and he goes, hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 1.00

00:42:42.000 What?

00:42:43.000 What?

00:42:44.000 What's going on?

00:42:45.000 Oh, you look kind of freaked out.

00:42:48.000 Did you hurt my mom?

00:42:49.000 And he goes, no, but I...

00:42:57.000 What?

00:42:59.000 You better be asking for my forgiveness right now.

00:43:02.000 Is this atonement?

00:43:03.000 I am.

00:43:03.000 I'm trying to atone.

00:43:09.000 I'll let you atone a little bit.

00:43:12.000 Maybe if you buy me a shot.

00:43:14.000 Atony soprano? 1.00

00:43:16.000 I made a couple of jokes.

00:43:19.000 I'd like forgiveness.

00:43:21.000 Nice delivery.

00:43:23.000 Did we see the rest of that apology, that preemptive strike?

00:43:26.000 For the record, they did not reflect my heart, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:29.000 After struggling through high school and college, I was able to get professional help on the right path to the people of Let Down.

00:43:35.000 I pray you'll find your hearts to forgive me.

00:43:37.000 Bladdy, bladdie, blah.

00:43:39.000 I'm sure Jared Holt read that and was very pained and thought, I should probably not publish this. 0.99

00:43:46.000 And then my other favorite example was 2-0, because we keep seeing this these past two weeks where the mayor says, fucking burn it down. 0.95

00:43:55.000 We should make a compilation of these because we have the black guy who said, burn it down, and then they were outside his home. 0.98

00:44:00.000 And he said, they're outside. 0.65

00:44:01.000 We're in a gated community. 1.00

00:44:03.000 Get these fuckers out of here. 1.00

00:44:04.000 After he had literally said the words, burn it down. 1.00

00:44:07.000 And then we have the mayor who said, fucking fuck shit up, boys. 1.00

00:44:13.000 And then they came to her house and destroyed it. 1.00

00:44:16.000 We've got to make a compilation of all these because they're great.

00:44:20.000 They really are great.

00:44:23.000 What's the golden rule of morality?

00:44:25.000 You treat people as you'd like to be treated.

00:44:27.000 Like when De Blasio's daughter had that disgusting nude that was going around, I thought, I would never want anyone to see my daughter, so I'm not going to do that. 1.00

00:44:40.000 Don't show it, dumbass. 1.00

00:44:41.000 No, no, she's terrible. 1.00

00:44:44.000 Oh, she looks kind of normal there, though.

00:44:46.000 That's old news.

00:44:47.000 She's full on it.

00:44:48.000 She's a Tifa weirdo nudity now. 1.00

00:44:51.000 Stop doing that.

00:44:52.000 You're going to run across it accidentally.

00:44:54.000 My daughter was really bummed.

00:44:55.000 She didn't get invited to her friend's party after hanging out with her for four days.

00:44:59.000 And I saw her.

00:45:00.000 I could tell her eyes were wet.

00:45:01.000 And I go, what's going on?

00:45:02.000 Kids do this thing, especially with me, the authority figure, where I go, what's going on?

00:45:06.000 They just go, nothing, chilling.

00:45:08.000 You can tell her eyes are wet.

00:45:09.000 So you got to go to mom and say, what's going on?

00:45:12.000 It's like she wasn't invited to that thing.

00:45:14.000 And I go back upstairs and I said, do I find out why you're sad?

00:45:18.000 And she's like, oh, yeah, well.

00:45:19.000 And I go, you're right.

00:45:22.000 You're right to be pissed off.

00:45:24.000 This is not FOMO.

00:45:25.000 This is like semi-betrayal.

00:45:27.000 You should be bummed out.

00:45:29.000 I'd be Pissed. 0.82

00:45:30.000 I'm pissed.

00:45:32.000 I might talk to her dad.

00:45:33.000 I know I don't want to meddle, right?

00:45:34.000 That always makes things worse.

00:45:37.000 But like one time, she said to me, There was a big fight, and she was crying.

00:45:41.000 This is like a year or two ago.

00:45:42.000 And she goes, I feel like you loved me more when I was a little kid.

00:45:46.000 And I was like, Yeah, that's valid. 0.99

00:45:49.000 Because now you're 13, you have your own shit, and we have two other kids. 0.99

00:45:52.000 But when you were three, we were fawning all over you and making you costumes for Halloween and hanging on your every word. 1.00

00:45:59.000 So you're right to be pissed. 1.00

00:46:01.000 And I think it's important as a parent to tell your kids when they're being full of shit. 1.00

00:46:06.000 Like my son was crying because I unplugged Call of Duty because he wouldn't stop playing it. 1.00

00:46:11.000 And he's crying. 1.00

00:46:12.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

00:46:13.000 No sympathy for me. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:46:15.000 They took away your video game after three hours. 1.00

00:46:19.000 But when it's something like, I don't know, you guys used to fawn all over me and now it's like I'm one of three.

00:46:24.000 And I go, yeah, you should be pissed off.

00:46:27.000 You got gypped.

00:46:29.000 Your attention got diluted to a third. 0.99

00:46:32.000 Be pissed off.

00:46:33.000 And I think when you do that, and I'm guessing, all of us parents are winging it.

00:46:37.000 But I think when you do that, you make the kid feel less stranded. 0.91

00:46:40.000 Like, I think, I think, I'm scared to even go near this subject, but this sort of teen suicide, I'm guessing a part of it might come from having a bad feeling, like I feel abandoned or I feel neglected or I feel betrayed and having no one around you go, that's gay. 1.00

00:46:58.000 You're wrong to feel that way. 1.00

00:46:59.000 You're just being a bitch. 1.00

00:47:00.000 And then you go, I guess I'm a bitch. 1.00

00:47:02.000 I guess I feel these feelings and my feelings are stupid. 1.00

00:47:06.000 And that's when you feel despondent, like there's no future. 0.99

00:47:09.000 But it's important as a parent when your kids have legitimate beefs to go, that's a legitimate beef.

00:47:15.000 Yeah.

00:47:16.000 You should be pissed off. 1.00

00:47:19.000 Your twin sister got a fucking car and you didn't get a car. 1.00

00:47:22.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

00:47:24.000 And then they feel, okay, so I'm not crazy then. 1.00

00:47:27.000 You know, we all have that at the pub.

00:47:29.000 Like you say to your friends.

00:47:30.000 So she says she's going to take me there.

00:47:32.000 And then I get two tickets and she goes, oh, maybe I'll go with my friend.

00:47:36.000 And then you and her husband can go.

00:47:37.000 I go, I bought these tickets for us.

00:47:39.000 I was pissed off.

00:47:40.000 And he goes, you should be pissed off.

00:47:42.000 You're like, you're right, right?

00:47:43.000 I'm not crazy.

00:47:44.000 I goes, no, you're not crazy.

00:47:46.000 I'd be furious.

00:47:48.000 Kids need that too.

00:47:52.000 All right, let's keep frying people. 1.00

00:47:54.000 So that guy got fucked. 0.99

00:47:58.000 Let's stick with the cancel thing, though. 0.99

00:48:00.000 What was 1-9?

00:48:09.000 Oh, this is what Barstra Sports is being canceled for.

00:48:12.000 This was like however long ago Colin Kaepernick was.

00:48:16.000 Colin Kaepernick not standing for the national anthem has become a huge story.

00:48:22.000 So I'm going to say something that's racist, but I don't think it's racist.

00:48:26.000 I don't think if you think something and don't say or act upon it, you can be called a racist.

00:48:32.000 But you're going to say it.

00:48:34.000 I'm going to say it.

00:48:35.000 When I heard this story, I didn't read it.

00:48:37.000 I didn't know why I was saying there.

00:48:39.000 I was like, oh, he's an ISIS guy. 0.89

00:48:40.000 Like, that was my original thought.

00:48:43.000 Because he kind of looks like...

00:48:45.000 He is very confusing.

00:48:47.000 I would give you that.

00:48:49.000 Go ahead and wrap on the screen. 0.96

00:48:52.000 Wait, you thought he was not standing for the national anthem because he wanted to, like, kill all Americans? 0.94

00:48:58.000 No, I thought he maybe had some terrorist Arabic. 0.98

00:49:03.000 Just pause. 0.99

00:49:04.000 What the fuck's the matter with that? 0.99

00:49:06.000 You made a mistake. 0.99

00:49:08.000 I'm not saying that was a mistake.

00:49:10.000 Colin Kaepernick does look Arabic.

00:49:12.000 So when I first saw that, I thought he was a terrorist.

00:49:16.000 This goes back to what I've been saying all week.

00:49:18.000 We are responsible for 150% of what we do wrong.

00:49:22.000 They are responsible for 20% of what they do wrong.

00:49:26.000 And this double standard, forgive me if I've already used this analogy.

00:49:29.000 Actually, stop me if I have.

00:49:31.000 But say there was a bunch of, we won't say retards because we're actually talking about people with Down syndrome. 1.00

00:49:37.000 Say there's a bunch of people with Down syndrome, right? 0.99

00:49:39.000 And they go, I want to kill everyone who's not, who's normal. 0.98

00:49:43.000 I don't know what they call us. 1.00

00:49:45.000 Non-retards. 1.00

00:49:47.000 I want to kill everyone who's abled. 1.00

00:49:50.000 And you'd go, oh, okay. 1.00

00:49:52.000 I want to have a protest and destroy the able people.

00:49:55.000 We matter. 0.94

00:49:56.000 And you'd go, yes, you do.

00:49:59.000 And you'd help them with their signs.

00:50:01.000 And they'd go, yeah. 1.00

00:50:02.000 The able people are shitty. 1.00

00:50:04.000 I want to slit their throats. 1.00

00:50:05.000 And you go, okay, you slit our throats, Mr. Blister. 1.00

00:50:09.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:50:12.000 And then if someone else went, you know what? 1.00

00:50:15.000 I want to kill all retards. 1.00

00:50:18.000 They'd go, shoot you dead. 1.00

00:50:21.000 So the way they're treating blacks right now in America with this double standard and all of this pandering, it's like I say that they see them as pets, but they see them as so below them. 1.00

00:50:32.000 The bigger tree of low expectations is reaching retard levels where they're just like, okay, kill me, boo, boo. 1.00

00:50:39.000 I want to kill me. 0.98

00:50:40.000 Yeah, you're adorable. 0.95

00:50:43.000 Like I was watching NWA, the movie.

00:50:46.000 It was just flipping through the channels.

00:50:47.000 And in the studio, there's Louis Farrakhan. 0.71

00:50:50.000 Like we give Louis Farrakhan a retard pass. 1.00

00:50:53.000 He talks about killing Jews, says they're termites. 0.99

00:50:56.000 And he's got a box set out right now with Stevie Wonder and Snoop Dogg. 0.97

00:51:04.000 If you don't have the same rules for other people, it's because you see they're below you.

00:51:11.000 Get it? 0.99

00:51:12.000 Like, if Ryan farts on me, I'd punch him in the face. 0.99

00:51:16.000 If it was really close and it reeked. 0.98

00:51:19.000 But if you pass out at a party.

00:51:21.000 But yeah, that's probably not the best thing. 1.00

00:51:23.000 Because you spread your ass. 1.00

00:51:24.000 But if it was a peanut chili sandwich. 1.00

00:51:26.000 If my seven-year-old farts on me, I don't have the same rules for him.

00:51:30.000 I might even laugh because he's a little kid.

00:51:35.000 Leftist America is tolerating all this bad behavior because they see them as little kids.

00:51:40.000 So they're the racists.

00:51:45.000 Maybe it was like on Palestine side or something. 1.00

00:51:48.000 That's dumb, but he is first team, all racial confusion. 0.98

00:51:52.000 I don't know what's going on there. 0.99

00:51:54.000 You know, the fear is not crazy. 0.98

00:51:57.000 He's playing a dumb guy character. 0.97

00:51:59.000 This is the same thing that Chevy McGillis. 0.99

00:52:01.000 No, no, no.

00:52:01.000 But look at that.

00:52:02.000 Look, that he's saying, here's what he's doing. 0.58

00:52:04.000 He's saying a silly thought that crossed his head, which really genuinely did, I believe, cross his mind.

00:52:10.000 Which is not a crime. 0.94

00:52:12.000 I mean, I thought, I assumed he was like Jewish black when I saw him, but I could see you thinking, especially if you didn't see the fro, that he's like some sort of Arab. 0.76

00:52:20.000 So he's taking that silly thought, and now they're flushing it out as a bit. 0.96

00:52:24.000 Yeah, now he's milking it. 0.98

00:52:25.000 And now they're milking that silly thought. 0.73

00:52:29.000 Like, say I first saw you and thought you were a girl.

00:52:31.000 And then these guys are going, but the mustache, the facial hair.

00:52:34.000 And I'm like, I don't know.

00:52:36.000 Maybe he's like a hairy group. 0.56

00:52:37.000 You see, sometimes with Hispanics, the woman, when they get older, they'll have a mustache. 1.00

00:52:42.000 Older, yeah. 1.00

00:52:43.000 When they're 80, he's 30 years old.

00:52:46.000 That's the kind of bit they're doing.

00:52:48.000 His first team, all racial confusion.

00:52:51.000 I don't know what's going on there.

00:52:53.000 You know, the beard.

00:52:54.000 It's not crazy.

00:52:55.000 He's got a juice rose.

00:52:57.000 He's got juice. 0.98

00:52:58.000 Jufros, terrorist beard, terrorist skin. 0.97

00:53:01.000 Whatever. 0.94

00:53:03.000 It's also the left willfully not getting jokes and pretending they're outraged.

00:53:11.000 Being good at it, if you will.

00:53:12.000 Also in the cancel news, Sue Ellen.

00:53:15.000 Oh, no, no, let's not do that.

00:53:17.000 I want to do a whole show on that.

00:53:20.000 Oh, this is a funny one.

00:53:22.000 15.

00:53:24.000 So this guy, and you'll notice this with the environmentalist movement, these people who genuinely care, they end up running into an unfortunate thing called the truth.

00:53:35.000 For example, Sierra Club, that was a company that was obsessed with the environment, where they still are.

00:53:43.000 But they started doing all the research and they realized it really just comes down to number of people.

00:53:48.000 Like China's ruining the country because they're so overpopulated. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Sweden is not because their population is in check.

00:53:56.000 And what's the number one cause of population?

00:53:59.000 Immigration.

00:54:01.000 If you look at America, right?

00:54:07.000 This is the way, can you see this?

00:54:09.000 This is how our population is going right now, right?

00:54:12.000 It's going up.

00:54:15.000 But if you'd like to see who is in the up, they call it the wedge in the immigration scene.

00:54:25.000 American citizens, and that's black, white, everyone who's a citizen who's been here for a long time, their population hasn't really budged. 0.70

00:54:33.000 Wait, I'm going the wrong way.

00:54:34.000 Their population hasn't really budged.

00:54:36.000 All of this, this entire wedge, is immigrants. 1.00

00:54:41.000 So if you want to control the population and save the environment, you cut out the wedge.

00:54:46.000 And that means ending immigration. 0.89

00:54:48.000 So Sierra Club unfortunately, accidentally, were not happy about discovering this.

00:54:53.000 And they went, well, we got to go this way.

00:54:55.000 A lot of their donors were Jewish and said, look, my parents were immigrants.

00:54:59.000 I'm happy to donate to this.

00:54:59.000 We came here.

00:55:01.000 But if you guys keep on that immigration shit, we're done. 1.00

00:55:03.000 So the Sierra Club split in two. 1.00

00:55:06.000 And there's like Sierra Foundation now and Sierra Club.

00:55:09.000 Sierra Club, I can't remember which is which, but one deals with the facts of immigration and the problems that it has for the environment.

00:55:16.000 And the other totally ignores that and just plows through like they ignore the elephant in the room.

00:55:21.000 And that happened to me as an environmentalist teenager.

00:55:24.000 I discovered population was the problem.

00:55:27.000 And it happens to all of them.

00:55:28.000 And I love seeing them.

00:55:30.000 I remember the New York Times had a like Enviro Watch regular column.

00:55:35.000 And they would talk about the damage being done. 0.99

00:55:36.000 And then they, inevitably, you walk far enough into the jungle and you start wading into the swamp and you go, oh shit. 0.98

00:55:44.000 And they have to either walk backwards or keep going. 0.75

00:55:46.000 So this happened with Michael Moore with his movie where he goes, I'm going to look at wind energy, solar, and electric. 1.00

00:55:55.000 And he discovers they're all bullshit. 1.00

00:55:56.000 So his solution is kill everyone. 1.00

00:56:00.000 So this guy, heavily devoted environmentalist, John Robson, and he says, on behalf, he says this at a speech, on behalf of environmentalists everywhere, I would like to formally apologize for the climate scare we created over the last 40 years. 0.95

00:56:20.000 Climate change is happening.

00:56:22.000 It's just not the end of the world.

00:56:24.000 It's not even our most serious environmental problem.

00:56:27.000 Whoops.

00:56:29.000 So Forbes just deletes that.

00:56:33.000 I guess it was a Forbes talk.

00:56:35.000 And they've just deleted that and they're trying to scrub it from the internet because this guy's gained a lot of respect.

00:56:39.000 He's got an incredible pedigree.

00:56:41.000 He lived all over the world, worked with starving people in Africa, helping endangered species and all this shit. 0.78

00:56:48.000 So he's a well-respected dude. 0.60

00:56:50.000 He even wears a t-shirt to important events.

00:56:53.000 And they're going to cancel him.

00:56:56.000 Michael Moore is being canceled for what I just said.

00:57:00.000 Isn't it awesome?

00:57:01.000 You know, Milo said this a long time ago.

00:57:03.000 He goes, you and me, he's talking to me, being canceled.

00:57:06.000 Nah, it doesn't really make a change.

00:57:09.000 Everyone has to get canceled.

00:57:11.000 Like Ben Shapiro needs to get canceled.

00:57:13.000 Carpe Donctum was good.

00:57:15.000 Atheism is unstoppable.

00:57:16.000 Did we talk about this already?

00:57:17.000 He's been banned.

00:57:19.000 Stefan Mollenya.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, for talking about you.

00:57:21.000 We're getting all the ones who, you know, are safe.

00:57:26.000 All the guys who checked all the boxes, crossed all their T's, dotted all their I's.

00:57:31.000 There's an interesting bug in the studio that's kind of bright orange.

00:57:35.000 What is that?

00:57:38.000 Maybe it's like...

00:57:40.000 Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

00:57:40.000 A ladybug.

00:57:42.000 Oh, that's good luck.

00:57:43.000 There's two types of ladybugs. 1.00

00:57:44.000 There's one that's a nightmare and one that's a cutie.

00:57:47.000 Really?

00:57:48.000 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 All right.

00:57:50.000 Last story, one four.

00:57:54.000 Farcan donked him. 0.99

00:57:55.000 Fucking one four. 1.00

00:57:56.000 Fucking going up there again. 1.00

00:57:58.000 Oh, this is the last story on cancel culture, not our last story before we start taking calls. 0.99

00:58:03.000 Well, here's what Biden is up against.

00:58:05.000 Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.

00:58:07.000 This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City.

00:58:12.000 Go back, go back.

00:58:13.000 He posted it.

00:58:14.000 So he won't say carpe donctum.

00:58:17.000 A semi-anonymous man.

00:58:19.000 Semi-anonymous.

00:58:22.000 I bet he had more followers on Twitter than Brian Stettler.

00:58:26.000 Actually, he's still on Twitter.

00:58:27.000 No, he's not on Twitter.

00:58:28.000 No.

00:58:28.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:58:31.000 Back and back and back.

00:58:32.000 This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City, from Kansas.

00:58:37.000 He posted it, and then the Trump world posted it, and then the president himself posted it on Twitter.

00:58:42.000 It's Biden fondling himself.

00:58:44.000 Now, on one level, it's just a funny meme. 0.70

00:58:45.000 Is that fondling, really?

00:58:47.000 On another level, this is how politics is wage this day.

00:58:50.000 These are the meme wars in action.

00:58:52.000 Just pause.

00:58:53.000 He just admitted that Biden sniffing is fondling.

00:58:58.000 So if you see Biden doing that to anyone, he's fondling them. 0.71

00:59:02.000 Oh, man.

00:59:03.000 That's pretty good.

00:59:06.000 Democrats understand what they're up against because there was a Mother Jones hub on the other day saying the right-wing media machine is much more effective at this kind of visual communication, and the Democrats aren't even trying.

00:59:17.000 I love you.

00:59:23.000 By the way, speaking of Mother Jones, they talk about how we have a problem in this country with white shooters, mass shooters, and that's sort of the trope that we all go by.

00:59:34.000 We all know that mass shooting is a problem in this country. 0.74

00:59:39.000 70%, if you go down, you do four and up as your number of a mass shooting, 70% of the time they're black, both the victims and the shooters. 0.98

00:59:50.000 Most victims of mass shootings are black. 0.95

00:59:53.000 If you go as low as three or more, it's 90% black. 1.00

00:59:58.000 But what Mother Jones does is they take out gang-related and gang warfare and all of these things. 0.99

01:00:05.000 So they pick out all these black things until it's just white. 0.85

01:00:08.000 And then they have the gall to say, it's just white.

01:00:12.000 So what is this?

01:00:14.000 Four plus people in a single incident.

01:00:17.000 That's looking pretty melanin-based to me.

01:00:21.000 Isn't it?

01:00:22.000 Looking pretty dark. 0.99

01:00:24.000 Pretty fucking dark, by the way, Bagman. 0.99

01:00:30.000 It's very male. 0.99

01:00:33.000 Oh, one Asian. 1.00

01:00:34.000 A couple females. 0.99

01:00:35.000 Oh, there he is.

01:00:35.000 Where's the Asian?

01:00:37.000 It's like, where's Wang Doe?

01:00:42.000 All right, go back to Brian's, the turgid tattletale.

01:00:44.000 All right.

01:00:52.000 What software does Carpe use to do that?

01:00:54.000 Gotta be After Effects.

01:00:56.000 I don't know, but I think After Effects.

01:00:58.000 I can't breathe in this thing.

01:00:59.000 Ludicrous speed!

01:00:59.000 Speed.

01:01:01.000 No!

01:01:11.000 Just pause.

01:01:13.000 You know what's going on here?

01:01:14.000 Brian Stettler is such a megalomaniac.

01:01:16.000 He loves that he's in there.

01:01:17.000 He just had to show that he's in there with Hillary and all these other people as this major player.

01:01:22.000 Yes.

01:01:23.000 But now he's pretending it's serious news.

01:01:25.000 Because otherwise, why would you show that if it was so?

01:01:28.000 Yeah, of all the memes you could have chosen that Carpe's done.

01:01:30.000 I can't believe they gave a show to the guy who gave the Joker a gun in Joker.

01:01:34.000 Look at him nodding.

01:01:46.000 I'm understanding your jokes.

01:01:47.000 What have I done?

01:01:50.000 My brains are going into my feet.

01:01:56.000 You can't always get what you want.

01:02:09.000 Who was that?

01:02:10.000 Space phone would. 0.67

01:02:12.000 But if you try sometime, or you might find.

01:02:16.000 You can't find your name Stop Midstuff just has to show the entire thing, doesn't he?

01:02:23.000 That's ultimately what all these people are, they're just mega-mobile.

01:02:30.000 They're purchased. 1.00

01:02:31.000 He looks exactly like my wife's pussy. 1.00

01:02:36.000 Can you sue for that? 1.00

01:02:37.000 Well, here's what Biden is up against.

01:02:39.000 Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.

01:02:41.000 This is a.

01:02:44.000 That was one of the most top-notch things I've ever seen from Carpe.

01:02:49.000 Yeah, that was really.

01:02:50.000 It was like with the graphics and all that.

01:02:54.000 So should we talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being apprehended?

01:02:57.000 I mean, do you really come to censored.tv to get off my lawn to find out the latest news?

01:03:09.000 Oh, I guess I just sent you the home page.

01:03:12.000 There's two links.

01:03:14.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, there's a smoke show one.

01:03:16.000 Yeah, let me see.

01:03:18.000 So there she is. 1.00

01:03:20.000 She is so fucking hot that I am offering right now my services to Hillary Clinton to fuck her to death in prison. 1.00

01:03:28.000 That's very generous. 1.00

01:03:30.000 I mean, you're going to kill her, right? 0.99

01:03:32.000 So you're going to have some fake corrections officer go in there. 1.00

01:03:35.000 I will wear the corrections officer uniform and fuck her to death. 1.00

01:03:41.000 We should take bets on when she's killed. 1.00

01:03:43.000 I heard, yeah, that seems like a good idea.

01:03:45.000 Oh, I had a funny idea for a campaign.

01:03:48.000 Take this bridge down, and it's about the Cuomo bridge, Mario Cuomo bridge.

01:03:53.000 It has to be taken down because Mario Cuomo had a campaign when he was fighting Ed Koch, and it said, vote for Cuomo, not the Homo. 0.99

01:04:02.000 Which is why Andrew Cuomo always has rainbows and shit because he's petrified. 0.99

01:04:05.000 That's going to ruin his career. 0.99

01:04:07.000 But Mario Cuomo said, vote for Cuomo, not the Homo, against Ed Koch.

01:04:12.000 So we should take down that bridge.

01:04:13.000 And then I remembered, well, the FBI is monitoring everything I say, and they might think that I want to blow up a bridge and get me more canceled.

01:04:23.000 But anyway, yeah, Ghislaine Maxwell.

01:04:25.000 Look when she was young, too.

01:04:28.000 Go up.

01:04:30.000 Up, up, up.

01:04:31.000 There, there, there.

01:04:33.000 Whoa.

01:04:35.000 That is some business, is it not?

01:04:36.000 Is she French? 0.53

01:04:38.000 Ghilaine. 0.99

01:04:39.000 Yeah, that's that was dumb. 1.00

01:04:40.000 Of course she is. 0.99

01:04:42.000 That is a very attractive lady. 1.00

01:04:44.000 What would you give her at a 10? 1.00

01:04:46.000 That's an 8.8.

01:04:48.000 That's like a classic, you know, rich French chick. 1.00

01:04:51.000 An RFC, yeah. 1.00

01:04:53.000 And the French don't care about fucking young girls. 1.00

01:04:55.000 Thank heaven for little girls. 1.00

01:04:59.000 Let's keep going.

01:05:00.000 That's like that was their national anthem.

01:05:01.000 That was a terrible time.

01:05:02.000 Wait, go up.

01:05:04.000 That was a terrible time for fashion.

01:05:06.000 That Jerry Seinfeld era in the 80s.

01:05:08.000 Yep.

01:05:09.000 Early 90s, late 80s.

01:05:11.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.

01:05:12.000 So gross. 0.99

01:05:13.000 Saggy and disgusting. 0.99

01:05:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:15.000 Keep going.

01:05:17.000 That looks fun.

01:05:18.000 I like that look.

01:05:22.000 You notice they try to bring Trump into everything, right?

01:05:24.000 So because Trump was photographed with her, he was probably, he, Yeah, we had an incident with him.

01:05:38.000 We had to get him out of there.

01:05:39.000 It was very unfortunate, but we were friends, frankly, but did something wrong.

01:05:44.000 And so we took him out.

01:05:48.000 Oh, here's the last story we should do.

01:05:51.000 You know that guy who got me kicked out of a C-PAC?

01:05:54.000 He got...

01:05:55.000 And this is with our theme of the cucked right.

01:05:57.000 He got...

01:06:01.000 I brought pens from home.

01:06:04.000 I got pens from home.

01:06:06.000 Whoa, whoa.

01:06:07.000 That, what's his name again?

01:06:09.000 Jason Charter.

01:06:10.000 He is.

01:06:10.000 Jason Charter.

01:06:12.000 He's got some horrible disease where his eyes fell out and had to be replaced with assholes. 1.00

01:06:20.000 How do you climb trees that you can't walk? 1.00

01:06:22.000 Are big.

01:06:24.000 He's a breasty young man. 0.99

01:06:26.000 He's got nice tits. 1.00

01:06:27.000 I'll get him there. 0.99

01:06:30.000 So he was the guy we had on the show the other day.

01:06:33.000 Well, not on the show, but he attacked Jack Pisobic and was crucial in that taking down of that statue.

01:06:39.000 And now he's facing charges with the FBI.

01:06:41.000 I'm dubious.

01:06:43.000 I'm dubious.

01:06:45.000 I see him getting away with it scot-free. 0.98

01:06:48.000 That's usually the way these things fucking go with Antifa. 0.98

01:06:50.000 Or at least represented for free. 0.99

01:06:52.000 Of course.

01:06:53.000 The worst thing we've seen now is John Campbell getting a year at Rikers, but he almost murdered a man.

01:07:00.000 And he still gets a year, a quarter of what the Proud Boys get for a 17-second fight.

01:07:05.000 Gavin, you keep bringing that up.

01:07:07.000 Yeah, I do.

01:07:08.000 My friends are in prison.

01:07:11.000 All right, should we jump to calls?

01:07:14.000 Sure.

01:07:15.000 Look at him.

01:07:15.000 There he is.

01:07:17.000 He's like four.

01:07:20.000 Two.

01:07:21.000 And he's dying, and he has a cane.

01:07:23.000 And maybe he's a hemophiliac.

01:07:25.000 Maybe he just has a death wish. 0.91

01:07:29.000 And there's Jared Gordon, his weird little face.

01:07:32.000 He looks like he's a little English boy, like an eight-year-old English boy.

01:07:37.000 What a seamless transition.

01:07:39.000 And that dude, that dude, slightly offensive, had Jason Short.

01:07:44.000 What's his name?

01:07:45.000 Jason Charter on the show.

01:07:47.000 Antifa Unmasked.

01:07:48.000 Anyway, I'll be absolutely stunned if the FBI does anything with that guy.

01:07:54.000 Stunned.

01:07:56.000 Most people don't know the okay symbol for a lot of folks means white power.

01:08:00.000 I'm not going to do that.

01:08:01.000 Dude, Jay, no, but it doesn't.

01:08:03.000 That was a 410.

01:08:04.000 That was a 410 troll.

01:08:07.000 Who wears buttons on their dress shirt? 0.59

01:08:10.000 His shirt looks like my Crocs.

01:08:12.000 After I got my gibbets.

01:08:15.000 With your favorite coup, meet Elijah Schaefer.

01:08:17.000 This is our weekly podcast.

01:08:18.000 So we're getting a new studio, by the way.

01:08:21.000 20, 30, 40 years.

01:08:22.000 That's not an inspiration.

01:08:25.000 Should we do something like that?

01:08:26.000 I want to have a lot of depth of feel.

01:08:28.000 I know you like anti-fascist.

01:08:30.000 You know, one thing I was thinking of is very white, like this sort of idea, but like super lit.

01:08:36.000 So we look like we're in space.

01:08:39.000 And then it's funny when you're dressed kind of like a slob or something and you're in this on this spaceship. 1.00

01:08:44.000 That's pretty cool.

01:08:46.000 Yeah, something modern but minimalist kind of.

01:08:48.000 Because it's been a success.

01:08:49.000 I think we're up to 16,200 subscribers, 100 bucks each.

01:08:54.000 That's $1.6 million a year.

01:08:58.000 I didn't really spend much besides Cornel West and those dudes.

01:09:01.000 Remember that escape from New York?

01:09:03.000 Maybe I shouldn't be talking about our inner workings, but there's so much you can play with with the net.

01:09:09.000 Like say it was the Great Depression or something.

01:09:15.000 I could just narrow it down to this.

01:09:17.000 I could probably find a place that's $1,700 a month, pay Ryan his salary, which is slightly above the average American salary.

01:09:25.000 And now I'm down to my costs are like probably $150,000, $200,000 a year.

01:09:32.000 You don't need a lot of subscribers for $200,000 a year.

01:09:36.000 You need 20.

01:09:38.000 I'm really bad at this.

01:09:40.000 Me too.

01:09:41.000 I thought you were better at math.

01:09:42.000 No, 200.

01:09:45.000 200 subscribers?

01:09:47.000 Yeah.

01:09:48.000 Dang. 1.00

01:09:49.000 This is so embarrassing, and my dad would fucking punch me in the vagina if he saw me doing this. 1.00

01:09:53.000 But it's the easy ones that I have a lot of trouble with. 0.99

01:09:57.000 So say we had only had 200 subscribers, right?

01:10:00.000 I've seen you do like complex times.

01:10:02.000 That's why it's kind of $100 each.

01:10:05.000 That's $20,000 a year. 0.99

01:10:06.000 Damn. 0.98

01:10:07.000 So that's not enough. 0.99

01:10:08.000 Doom, we got a goal.

01:10:09.000 2,000 times 100.

01:10:12.000 I know it's embarrassing, but you're one zero off and the whole thing's BS.

01:10:17.000 That's 200 grand.

01:10:19.000 So we need 2,000 subscribers to subsist.

01:10:23.000 Worst case scenario.

01:10:26.000 All right, so we're not going to do the mailbag because the taking calls is the mailbag.

01:10:32.000 I'm going to get a beer and you're going to start taking calls.

01:10:37.000 Why don't you put the camera on you?

01:10:39.000 Okay.

01:10:40.000 Entirely on me?

01:10:44.000 She's good.

01:10:45.000 Why don't you describe your outfit? 1.00

01:10:46.000 What the fuck are you wearing? 0.99

01:10:47.000 Oh, this is kind of like... 1.00

01:10:49.000 Well, I put the collar over the jacket to do kind of like a 70s thing with little...

01:11:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:03.000 When Gavin arrives at the studio, I like to put on, let's say, like, Let's Dance by like something kind of disco.

01:11:11.000 And when he walks in, I make sure my voice comes through the speaker and I go, and here she is. 0.97

01:11:18.000 I had a great line today.

01:11:18.000 I forgot.

01:11:20.000 I put on the song Shame by Evelyn Lynn Champagne.

01:11:23.000 And it was here she comes, the bell of the ball, better than all the rest.

01:11:32.000 And if you don't start dancing, it would be a shame.

01:11:35.000 And then it goes, bam!

01:11:39.000 I'll put up the number.

01:11:42.000 And what's the light?

01:11:43.000 Show them the light.

01:11:45.000 he's got a whole disco light.

01:11:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:49.000 Oh, one second.

01:11:50.000 Let me just put it in.

01:11:53.000 Let's see.

01:11:54.000 Let's put up this call-up number.

01:11:55.000 Okay.

01:11:56.000 So, there's the number if you'd like to call in: 718-400-6959.

01:12:02.000 Yet again, that is 718-400-6959.

01:12:08.000 By the way, speaking of mail, Mercedes is sending like a letter a day now.

01:12:14.000 And I would say there's a one in a thousand chance she's guilty.

01:12:19.000 But it does pop into my head.

01:12:23.000 Like I interviewed Damian Eccles of the West Memphis 3, and as he's sitting there talking, I'm thinking, like, yeah, you got railroaded, man.

01:12:31.000 But part of me is going, really hope you didn't kill those kids.

01:12:35.000 And I said that to Anthony Kumi, and he goes, me too.

01:12:37.000 That's what I was thinking the entire time.

01:12:39.000 Yeah, it's hoping I'm talking to a child murderer, and I'm talking to someone who was framed.

01:12:45.000 That's a permanent stain.

01:12:49.000 I mean, I know her very well.

01:12:54.000 She's not erratic. 1.00

01:12:55.000 I've never known her to like back when, before all this happened, it's not like she ever sent me a text going, you're lying, you motherfucker, like that crazy Karen at the beginning. 0.99

01:13:06.000 She's always been 24 hours. 0.99

01:13:09.000 I've even partied with her and her husband.

01:13:12.000 And there's never been a moment where they're like weird or babbling or doing anything, you know, gross.

01:13:20.000 They're nerds, really. 0.94

01:13:22.000 I know it's hard to imagine a porn star as a nerd, but.

01:13:25.000 Well, we got the lines open.

01:13:27.000 But remember this whole thing?

01:13:28.000 The escape from New York and stuff?

01:13:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:31.000 That's pretty cool.

01:13:32.000 I still like that.

01:13:33.000 I know you do.

01:13:35.000 But she sends me newspaper articles.

01:13:38.000 Craving Atrocities Truth.

01:13:40.000 Agne Zeka Holland, known for Holocaust films, takes on a further horror in Mr. Jones, Stalin. 0.97

01:13:49.000 I mean, is this a child porn woman? 1.00

01:13:52.000 I just wrote you yesterday, but I have a creative idea. 0.97

01:13:55.000 I'm going to share with you before I forget it because it's clearly absurd. 0.99

01:13:59.000 So the popularity of that Miranda guy's appropriation of white culture via Hamilton, seriously, what the fuck? 0.95

01:14:07.000 You can't just make the founding fathers Puerto Rican because you feel like it, made me realize if he can do something so absurd, why can't I? 0.99

01:14:14.000 So why can't I write a hip hopa about Nazi stormtroopers who are black? 0.79

01:14:20.000 And Hitler is played by Kanye West, where the stormtroopers are sending white people who sing real opera to the gas chambers. 0.96

01:14:28.000 Wait, it gets better.

01:14:29.000 So of course, because it's an opera, there are star-crossed lovers who are not to be.

01:14:35.000 There is a black gal who sings Amin Aria.

01:14:38.000 I don't know anything about opera.

01:14:39.000 And a white guy who can give Eminem a run for his money.

01:14:44.000 Of course, this causes quite a stir in this racist hip-hop opera singing Nazi alternate universe.

01:14:53.000 It's pretty good.

01:14:54.000 Was Black Klansman kind of like that or no?

01:14:56.000 That's like a revenge.

01:14:58.000 No, Black Klansman is based on the true story of this black guy who called up the Klan and said, hey, man, I want to join.

01:15:05.000 And they, of course, having no real members since the early 1920s, jumped at it.

01:15:11.000 And then he sent in a white guy, Adrian Brody.

01:15:14.000 So this heroic movie about a really brave black man is about a guy who made a phone call.

01:15:20.000 And then Adrian Brody is the one who's putting his life on the line.

01:15:24.000 And Aria, by the way, is a self-contained piece for one voice without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment.

01:15:33.000 Gay. 0.99

01:15:34.000 AKA, it's gay. 0.99

01:15:36.000 Can you imagine listening to opera? 0.96

01:15:39.000 Like, I'll go pretty kooky sometimes and listen to classical or maybe some old blues like, I got my baby on my.

01:15:47.000 And I don't really enjoy it.

01:15:48.000 But the idea of like taking the needle and just, ah, let's have some aria.

01:15:53.000 It has its moments. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:15:56.000 Like Amazing Grace by Pavaroti on, like, in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral. 1.00

01:16:02.000 Opera.

01:16:03.000 Go click on Aria that you just had up.

01:16:06.000 That is so opera.

01:16:11.000 That's very opera.

01:16:13.000 Okay, let's see.

01:16:14.000 That magic flute.

01:16:15.000 No, no.

01:16:16.000 I don't want to heavarati. 1.00

01:16:17.000 Oh.

01:16:17.000 I don't want to hear the Elvis of it.

01:16:19.000 Let's hear this chick. 0.93

01:16:20.000 The magic flute.

01:16:21.000 The magic flute.

01:16:21.000 Oh, she looks, you know.

01:16:23.000 Oh, the royal audience.

01:16:24.000 get dressed up and go see this This is like the Charlie's Angels of opera.

01:16:37.000 Funny opera why you don't listen to it.

01:16:39.000 Are you trying to get laid?

01:16:40.000 I like Pavarati.

01:16:41.000 No, you do not.

01:16:42.000 Yes, I do.

01:16:44.000 I've listened to interviews by him and stuff.

01:16:46.000 You sound like a huge fan.

01:16:46.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:48.000 Well, you know.

01:16:52.000 And what's funny is they'll have these loginistas, they're called, in the upper deck, and they're just so judgmental.

01:16:58.000 They're like, that wasn't true to form.

01:17:00.000 I didn't like his vibrato.

01:17:01.000 It wasn't.

01:17:02.000 They're just snobs and weird.

01:17:04.000 Because I looked into it.

01:17:04.000 How do you know this?

01:17:06.000 I just, I don't know.

01:17:07.000 I was like, I ignored opera so long.

01:17:09.000 I just looked into it.

01:17:10.000 I hate being in the theater and watching plays.

01:17:12.000 I'm so uncomfortable the entire time.

01:17:13.000 I must have a panic attack.

01:17:15.000 Musicals is even worse, and I would imagine operas would be hell.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, I wouldn't sit through a whole.

01:17:22.000 Nobody would.

01:17:26.000 James Ananopoulos?

01:17:33.000 James?

01:17:35.000 I had a workout today that was so intense, I'm going to accuse the gym of elder abuse.

01:17:41.000 That's a terrible lot.

01:17:47.000 Okay.

01:17:49.000 Let me just catch you up on my workout today.

01:17:53.000 A round is three minutes on, 30 seconds off. 0.97

01:17:56.000 Two rounds of skip rope, which I Fucking hate, and my calves feel like they're going to start bleeding. 0.93

01:18:03.000 Two rounds of shadow, but with these hand gloves that have weights on them. 0.97

01:18:09.000 All right, two rounds of the speed bag, which I quite enjoy.

01:18:12.000 And then I was like, Okay, I haven't been here for three days.

01:18:14.000 I was on vacation.

01:18:15.000 Let's take it easy.

01:18:16.000 He goes, No, hit the heavy bag as hard as you can, but you only have four rounds on the heavy bag.

01:18:21.000 All right.

01:18:23.000 And he says, like, he wants to see me going, like a real fight, nailing it, which I can do for a little bit.

01:18:30.000 And then I'm going like, boom, boom, ooh, ooh.

01:18:33.000 And the only way I can, like, do that is to make sounds.

01:18:35.000 And then guess what Doc says?

01:18:37.000 Uh-oh, I love Doc, by the way.

01:18:39.000 What'd he say?

01:18:40.000 Well, he's all like, he doesn't get the difference between ball busting and just busting.

01:18:45.000 Like, just be.

01:18:46.000 There has to be a back and forth here, you know?

01:18:48.000 There has to be some love.

01:18:48.000 All he does is insult me.

01:18:50.000 So he's like, yo, Gavin, just because you're making noise, it doesn't mean you're hitting the bag hard.

01:18:56.000 All right, thank you. 0.88

01:18:58.000 And then I'm doing my, I have like my cool wrap around my neck and I'm pouring cold water on my head because it's fucking 85 degrees.

01:19:04.000 And he goes, hey, you're giving us old timers a bad name. 0.87

01:19:08.000 Gonna have to revoke your old man card.

01:19:11.000 So I'm like, oh, good.

01:19:12.000 So I'm a young man?

01:19:13.000 I want my old man card revoked.

01:19:13.000 Right.

01:19:15.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:19:16.000 So anyway, so that's 10 rounds.

01:19:17.000 But in between those four rounds of heavy bag, I had to go up and down the stairs and do sprints.

01:19:25.000 Right?

01:19:26.000 So now that's four, that's 10, 11, 12 rounds.

01:19:29.000 Then he says, do a plank for a round.

01:19:33.000 Oh, wait, that was one of the other ones.

01:19:34.000 Okay.

01:19:35.000 So we're still at 12. 0.99

01:19:36.000 And then I go, all right, that's fucking 12 rounds. 0.98

01:19:39.000 I think we're done here. 0.98

01:19:40.000 And he goes, no, I want you to go and do a side plank and then with your hips, go 50 times. 0.64

01:19:44.000 Boopy, boopy, boopy. 1.00

01:19:46.000 With your hand on your hip. 0.99

01:19:48.000 I know it sounds very easy, but it's fucking 50 of those. 0.99

01:19:52.000 Then 50 on the other side. 0.99

01:19:53.000 And I go, okay, I got to go.

01:19:55.000 Because we're at 14 rounds now.

01:19:57.000 And he goes, no, do a side plank and now go like this with your leg 50 times both sides. 1.00

01:20:06.000 I go, I could call the cops right now and you would go to fucking jail. 0.99

01:20:11.000 This is like that black guy who was punching that old dude. 1.00

01:20:14.000 He's like, get out of my bed, nigga. 1.00

01:20:16.000 That was me. 0.99

01:20:18.000 Which one?

01:20:19.000 The old guy, obviously.

01:20:22.000 And then I go, all right, I'm done.

01:20:24.000 That's 14 rounds in brutal, crippling heat.

01:20:27.000 I have AIDS.

01:20:28.000 And he goes, okay, now just you can basically go, but just do push-ups as much as you can until you collapse three times.

01:20:36.000 I want to try that out.

01:20:37.000 I want to see if I could hang with that workout.

01:20:40.000 I don't know if my stamina is very good.

01:20:42.000 I was getting that heat where your jugglers are going, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

01:20:48.000 I made a parlor of it.

01:20:51.000 You should follow me on it.

01:20:52.000 I do.

01:20:54.000 Parlor.com.

01:20:55.000 All right, let's go to the calls.

01:20:57.000 All right, we got Cody talking about Steven Spielberg.

01:21:04.000 I'm going to draw Trump.

01:21:06.000 Cody, you're on the line.

01:21:10.000 Code.

01:21:13.000 What's up, Code?

01:21:17.000 Might take me a second to realize we picked him up.

01:21:21.000 In the meantime, here's your parlor.

01:21:23.000 Let's see, Gavin.

01:21:24.000 No, no, no.

01:21:26.000 And by the way, today, no more of this, like, oh, and one more thing.

01:21:30.000 We're doing one thing per caller. 1.00

01:21:34.000 All right, this guy fucked up. 1.00

01:21:35.000 He's gone. 0.99

01:21:37.000 Sorry, code.

01:21:39.000 Sorry code.

01:21:42.000 Jennifer Tennis again.

01:21:46.000 Again, or that's her name? 0.92

01:21:47.000 You don't remember Jennifer Tennis?

01:21:49.000 Nope.

01:21:50.000 We were talking about her last name being Tennis?

01:21:52.000 I think something's going on with our end if no one can hear us, dude.

01:21:55.000 That's three calls where they couldn't hear us.

01:21:57.000 Hello?

01:21:58.000 Hello?

01:22:01.000 Are we coming at you?

01:22:04.000 No, we're coming through.

01:22:06.000 Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.

01:22:09.000 You're clearly doing something wrong, Ryan, if three people don't get the call.

01:22:12.000 All right, well I'm gonna switch to Hey, person, are you listening to the show at the same time?

01:22:21.000 This should work.

01:22:22.000 Hello, hello.

01:22:23.000 Can you hear us?

01:22:24.000 Are you on the line?

01:22:27.000 Yeah.

01:22:28.000 Yeah, how you doing?

01:22:31.000 How you doing?

01:22:35.000 Through me?

01:22:36.000 Yeah, you.

01:22:37.000 Lady person. 0.67

01:22:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:22:40.000 The delay is brutal.

01:22:43.000 Okay, is there an echo?

01:22:45.000 Jennifer?

01:22:47.000 Yeah, you're on the line.

01:22:47.000 Excuse me?

01:22:48.000 Is there an echo?

01:22:50.000 Sorry, there's like a major echo.

01:22:50.000 Okay.

01:22:54.000 All right, that's fucking irritating. 0.99

01:22:56.000 Go ahead. 0.99

01:22:59.000 Okay.

01:23:00.000 This is Jennifer Tennis.

01:23:02.000 Hi.

01:23:05.000 Hi.

01:23:07.000 Well, last time I called, I told you how the video drops were ruining my life because all I do is think in video drops.

01:23:14.000 Yes.

01:23:15.000 Well, now they're getting in my head like a song does. 0.91

01:23:20.000 And all day, all I can hear is, I felt ugly, I felt gay.

01:23:27.000 Isn't it funny when he says that?

01:23:29.000 You see him realize what he's done.

01:23:31.000 And he's like, it's exactly like Kelly Osborne when she said, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?

01:23:37.000 I felt worthless. 0.95

01:23:39.000 I felt ugly. 0.98

01:23:40.000 I felt gay. 0.92

01:23:41.000 I watch that about twice a week.

01:23:44.000 Yeah, it really is a great moment.

01:23:47.000 All right.

01:23:48.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:23:50.000 Bye.

01:23:52.000 It's a nice lady. 0.98

01:23:54.000 Jennifer Tennis.

01:23:55.000 Jennifer Tennis.

01:23:56.000 All right.

01:23:57.000 I wonder what her grandfather did.

01:23:59.000 Jason, talking about...

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:03.000 Hey. 0.93

01:24:04.000 Hey, you know, these days men have no honor and kick their grandmothers in the teeth for 50 cents. 1.00

01:24:12.000 But I'm wondering about, I think we should bring back dueling.

01:24:15.000 And I was wondering if you had anybody who you would challenge to pistols at dawn.

01:24:21.000 Huh.

01:24:22.000 Well, I don't want to die.

01:24:23.000 Like, I don't want to take my children's father away.

01:24:28.000 But for some reason.

01:24:30.000 Well, that's just it.

01:24:32.000 For some reason, and we don't really, our lives don't correspond.

01:24:36.000 And I never watch his show. 0.97

01:24:38.000 And I obviously have enemies like Jared Holt and all these other fuckers who, you know, actually, or this, I think the co-founder of Sleeping Giants is the one getting us shut down this week. 0.98

01:24:48.000 But for some reason, Chris Hayes just makes my skin crawl. 0.98

01:24:54.000 And he just put up a tweet that I sent to you, Ryan, where he said, you know, when I was a boy, my mother wouldn't let me watch Dukes of Hazzard because it had a Confederate flag in it. 0.99

01:25:06.000 And I'm so thankful to her now for fucking... 1.00

01:25:17.000 Good work, mom. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Like, that sounds sarcastic. 1.00

01:25:21.000 D. You're a pussy. 1.00

01:25:25.000 Thanks for calling, man. 1.00

01:25:25.000 All right. 1.00

01:25:26.000 And you're right.

01:25:27.000 We should bring back duels.

01:25:29.000 I think Andrew Jackson had like, I don't want to misquote the number, but I think he had like 30 duels.

01:25:38.000 So 30 times in his life, he was ready to die for his honor.

01:25:42.000 That's terrible.

01:25:43.000 That's terrible.

01:25:45.000 I can't stop doing that. 0.96

01:25:47.000 My tranny boss at work. 1.00

01:25:50.000 Tranny boss. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Hello? 0.69

01:25:54.000 Hello.

01:25:56.000 Okay. 0.96

01:25:57.000 So at work is obviously a tranny. 1.00

01:26:01.000 And she held one of those meetings when all the riots were going on and stuff.

01:26:07.000 And she let it slip in that meeting that one of her friends is a lawyer in San Diego. 0.91

01:26:15.000 And it's also a tranny. 0.67

01:26:17.000 And it's a member of Antifa.

01:26:22.000 So that just like verifies all your theories, right?

01:26:25.000 That they have this whole army of random tranny lawyers. 1.00

01:26:30.000 And they're all so, yeah, they really do.

01:26:32.000 And they work for free. 0.99

01:26:34.000 And they're all fucking head cases. 0.99

01:26:37.000 This is what I didn't learn until maybe the past two years that we're not just up against Antifa. 0.99

01:26:42.000 We're up against more than 100 duels. 1.00

01:26:46.000 We're up against judges and lawyers who are mentally ill fucking trainings. 1.00

01:26:51.000 Pull up that picture I sent you, Ryan. 1.00

01:26:56.000 In the notes today.

01:26:59.000 What's happening?

01:27:02.000 Do your rules apply to women in the workplace too? 1.00

01:27:07.000 Wait, one more time?

01:27:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble.

01:27:10.000 Do your rules apply to women, too? 1.00

01:27:12.000 I feel like I've been wanting to ask you this question forever.

01:27:15.000 Get fired, get in trouble.

01:27:15.000 Yes.

01:27:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:18.000 It's not male-specific.

01:27:21.000 It's about having the courage to be yourself and not constantly hiding.

01:27:25.000 In fact, it might apply to women more because often they can afford it because they're not the primary breadwinner. 1.00

01:27:33.000 But you don't have to say to him, trainees are fucking bullshit. 1.00

01:27:37.000 You could say, I don't understand. 1.00

01:27:41.000 Would you defend a Trump supporter or something like that if they were arrested?

01:27:48.000 Question the other day, my coworker, they're all liberals, and she was like, oh, Trump's having such a bad week.

01:27:55.000 All these Supreme Court cases against him.

01:27:58.000 First, it was gays. 1.00

01:27:59.000 Now it's illegal.

01:28:00.000 And I was like, do you really think he cares about the gay issue?

01:28:04.000 And it made her pause.

01:28:05.000 And she was like, well, no, I don't think he does, but his supporters clearly do.

01:28:10.000 And I'm like, really?

01:28:11.000 No.

01:28:12.000 Really?

01:28:13.000 Really?

01:28:14.000 You think some housewife in North Carolina is up all night worrying about gays? 1.00

01:28:22.000 Like, I think these people get excited when they find some born-again who says they're all going to hell. 0.88

01:28:28.000 They're like, hey, they're talking about us.

01:28:32.000 Like Brian Stettler.

01:28:34.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.95

01:28:35.000 Here's that tranny. 1.00

01:28:36.000 Yeah, look at this. 0.95

01:28:38.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:28:40.000 We like you more than a friend.

01:28:41.000 Look at this guy.

01:28:42.000 Meet Claire Hall.

01:28:44.000 Formerly known as Bill Hall.

01:28:46.000 No, presently known as Bill.

01:28:48.000 Forever known as Bill Hall.

01:28:49.000 Forever known.

01:28:50.000 Hey, Bill, you're not remotely Claire.

01:28:54.000 Like, you could not look more like Bill Hall if you took Bill Hall pills.

01:29:02.000 Nice try in quotation marks.

01:29:05.000 This is not trying.

01:29:07.000 I know plenty of, like, I've seen, go back, go back.

01:29:12.000 I've seen a million straight dudes with that hair and their friends, and if it was me and I knew them, I'd go, dude, Bill, what are you doing?

01:29:21.000 He's like, I don't know.

01:29:22.000 I was going gray and I thought I'd, I guess it's too orange. 0.99

01:29:25.000 Yeah, you look ridiculous. 1.00

01:29:27.000 You don't look like a woman, if that's any consolation. 1.00

01:29:30.000 But it's a weird color.

01:29:32.000 Not even if you put on pearls and lipstick.

01:29:35.000 So just you're clear.

01:29:37.000 You just look like Bill Hall, maybe on vacation.

01:29:43.000 Like your head's wearing a tropical feeling a little adventurous, I don't know, at the all-you-can-eat Hawaiian buffet.

01:29:49.000 If you said that was the drummer of the clash, I'd believe you.

01:29:51.000 I'd be like, oh, cool.

01:29:52.000 Yeah.

01:29:53.000 Yeah, that just looks like a washed-up punk musician.

01:29:56.000 Still rocking.

01:29:58.000 Still got it.

01:30:07.000 When we say get fired, we mean don't sit there sitting on your hands because you're petrified of telling the truth.

01:30:16.000 We got Erison, is that right?

01:30:19.000 Nice.

01:30:19.000 Yeah.

01:30:20.000 Yeah, I enjoy your show.

01:30:21.000 I've been trying to get through for quite a while.

01:30:24.000 No, I was just going to ask, since Gavin's YouTube channel of like 15 years got shut down, is there a future home for all his old comedy sketches on censor.tv?

01:30:35.000 Because those are hilarious. 0.95

01:30:37.000 Like, fuck the American Bustash Institute. 1.00

01:30:39.000 It's got to be my favorite video of all time. 0.99

01:30:43.000 Yeah, I might put them up.

01:30:44.000 I mean, I backed up all my YouTube videos on BitChute or an L-B-Y-R, what's that called? 0.98

01:30:50.000 Library, a long time ago.

01:30:52.000 But you know what I realized recently is I have all these hard drives in my office, like a whole fucking Giant drawer of them.

01:31:01.000 I have all these.

01:31:03.000 So I should put them up.

01:31:04.000 It'd be sad if How to Fight a Baby never saw the light of day again.

01:31:09.000 You me?

01:31:10.000 You mean?

01:31:11.000 Yeah, those are all perfect.

01:31:14.000 Or even, I mean, you guys used to talk about like making big 180-pound life spook videos or stuff like that.

01:31:20.000 Like, is there any future for that on censor TV?

01:31:23.000 Yeah, we got to get on that.

01:31:24.000 Yeah, we really do.

01:31:25.000 We keep just...

01:31:33.000 What if we do it like a like we prepare for what would be a vacation, do a bunch of pre-tapes, some mailbag, stuff like that, and then we just film that week some cool extras that we get.

01:31:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:44.000 Thanks for the tip, dude, and thank you for your call.

01:31:49.000 We got Nick.

01:31:52.000 All right.

01:31:52.000 Nick, you're in line.

01:31:56.000 Amazing that guy stole my question, but I've got a different one.

01:31:56.000 Hey, man.

01:32:02.000 Are we going to get a t-shirt of the people who were defending their house from the anti-people?

01:32:09.000 It seems like the classic get off my lawn motif, you know.

01:32:13.000 It really does.

01:32:14.000 It really does.

01:32:15.000 My only problem is they bended the knee and they started apologizing and saying, we're Democrats and we love black lives.

01:32:24.000 Isn't it funny how they said there was that tweet?

01:32:28.000 I think, I'm not sure it's in my notes, actually.

01:32:31.000 But this woman said they were just going through, yeah, was it 19?

01:32:37.000 It was a private road.

01:32:39.000 They were just taking a private road.

01:32:41.000 Oh, yeah, here it is.

01:32:41.000 25.

01:32:42.000 25.

01:32:43.000 They were just taking a private sidewalk.

01:32:45.000 They were taking a shortcut, and they went on a private sidewalk.

01:32:48.000 Look at this.

01:32:49.000 Tweet unavailable. 1.00

01:32:50.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:32:52.000 Well, she said they were just taking a private road. 1.00

01:32:54.000 It's not that big of a deal.

01:32:56.000 We do it all the time.

01:32:57.000 And then I found a picture, which I sent to you in the pictures, of their fence, their wrought iron fence, that had been folded down like a piece of paper.

01:33:10.000 Was it not there?

01:33:11.000 Well, just take the guy's face off and put your face on.

01:33:13.000 Put Ryan's face on the woman then.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:33:18.000 Yes, we will be making this.

01:33:21.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:24.000 That picture's got to be there somewhere. 0.99

01:33:28.000 Yeah, the wrought iron fence was fucking destroyed. 0.96

01:33:31.000 And they took this ancient, I don't know what it was, some aristocrat's house or something that went back hundreds of years, and they spent years and hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring it. 0.99

01:33:42.000 And there was, it was very sort of elaborate French kind of Chateau Versailles kind of thing with the fancy, you know, lattice work on the stairway.

01:33:52.000 Those guys wanted to destroy that. 0.99

01:33:55.000 They would have burnt that fucking place to the ground. 1.00

01:33:58.000 Were it not for the AR-15 and the cute little revolver, whatever that was. 1.00

01:34:07.000 Calling about gay bandanas. 0.96

01:34:08.000 Oh, no, no. 0.96

01:34:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:34:10.000 Starting a business. 0.91

01:34:12.000 His former call was about gay bandanas. 0.97

01:34:17.000 Yes, sir. 0.55

01:34:19.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:34:20.000 I started my first LLC today.

01:34:22.000 Oh, great.

01:34:23.000 How much did it cost?

01:34:26.000 Nothing so far.

01:34:28.000 Isn't it $1,500?

01:34:32.000 Well, not yet, anyhow.

01:34:34.000 But I got my bank all squared away.

01:34:34.000 Okay.

01:34:37.000 Started an LLC with the state.

01:34:38.000 Registered my name, and it's very exciting.

01:34:41.000 What's the state?

01:34:44.000 Pennsylvania.

01:34:46.000 Southern Pennsylvania.

01:34:47.000 Oh, good.

01:34:47.000 Yeah, they're pretty fair with LLCs and tax and stuff.

01:34:53.000 Honestly, I thought I was ready to do a bunch of paperwork, but it was beyond easy.

01:34:59.000 And I just registered as General Construction Roving Custodian, and I'm up and running, my friend, and it feels really, really good.

01:35:07.000 Yeah.

01:35:08.000 So you're going to do general cleanup work?

01:35:12.000 You know, I consider myself a roving custodian, but I do construction landscaping.

01:35:19.000 And my trade is in woodworking and wood finishing, but it's not so much down here.

01:35:25.000 So I kind of am assimilating to the job market down here.

01:35:30.000 That's fantastic, my friend.

01:35:33.000 Congratulations.

01:35:34.000 Yeah, it feels really good.

01:35:36.000 Honestly, it feels really, really good.

01:35:37.000 It's fun to be out there as a business and put your name on something.

01:35:43.000 And I cannot recommend it to people enough. 0.99

01:35:46.000 My only advice would be eat shit for two years. 1.00

01:35:50.000 Kiss ass. 1.00

01:35:51.000 Overcompensate for your customers. 1.00

01:35:54.000 Kevin, Kevin, I've been eating shit for 15 years. 0.99

01:35:59.000 So you get used to the muck as you go along, my friend, and it feels good. 0.99

01:36:04.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 It feels good.

01:36:05.000 I mean, once the customer sees it, keep going.

01:36:08.000 Deal with some silly demand and say, no, no, don't worry, we'll fix it.

01:36:12.000 We'll fix it.

01:36:13.000 I'll come back and fix it.

01:36:14.000 Even though you don't have to, that's a customer for life.

01:36:17.000 Yeah.

01:36:20.000 I've dealt with people.

01:36:22.000 They're great. 1.00

01:36:23.000 It's also good to kick people the hell out of your workshop, too, who are pieces of shit because they're out there too. 1.00

01:36:29.000 So anybody who does construction or works with their hands, do not be afraid to kick people out of your workshop if they seem like they're an asshole. 1.00

01:36:38.000 You have all the craft and power, and it's really nice to work with your hands. 0.98

01:36:44.000 Yeah, business never personal.

01:36:45.000 You have to do what's best for the company.

01:36:47.000 And when you like the guy, you want him to stick around.

01:36:51.000 And he asked you for that job before someone else, but the other guy is much better.

01:36:55.000 And it's just like, sorry, dude, business never personal.

01:36:58.000 I'd love to get a beer with you.

01:36:59.000 That's why it's kind of weird to be friends with the guys you work with because it kills your authority.

01:37:07.000 Yeah.

01:37:08.000 But it's also really refreshing, too.

01:37:11.000 It's a hard balance.

01:37:12.000 And that's what makes people who do construction and people who are like, I mean, that's what makes Trump such a good leader because he led construction crews.

01:37:21.000 And it's a way different atmosphere and it's a way different vibe than any other work environment.

01:37:29.000 So It's really important, honestly.

01:37:32.000 I mean, like, from my heart, it's really important to support people who build things and fix things and are working with their hands, honestly.

01:37:42.000 Like, you should go out there and buy them subs and pizza, like you do to police officers.

01:37:47.000 Like, buy your mechanic a pizza every now and then.

01:37:50.000 Yeah, good point, man.

01:37:51.000 Thanks for calling.

01:37:55.000 I often, whenever I buy those, I just saw one of the cops I bought the sub from, and he's like, hey, man, how you doing?

01:38:03.000 Thanks for the subs.

01:38:04.000 Whatever you need.

01:38:04.000 I always go like this to cops now.

01:38:06.000 I don't know why.

01:38:07.000 Because I want to make it clear that it's not this.

01:38:10.000 Right.

01:38:10.000 I saw some dude in a Trump car that said, Trump 2020, best president ever.

01:38:15.000 His whole SUV was covered in Trump shit. 0.99

01:38:17.000 And I pulled up next to him and I went like this. 1.00

01:38:20.000 And I think he might have thought it was this.

01:38:22.000 Oh, no.

01:38:23.000 So he was like driving behind me.

01:38:26.000 But I have like cop stickers on my car.

01:38:29.000 Blue Lives Matter.

01:38:30.000 So he probably went, oh, okay.

01:38:31.000 But when the cop was saying, hey, man, thanks a lot for the subs that I need.

01:38:34.000 I felt like going, see, it's not poisoned.

01:38:37.000 It's not poisoned.

01:38:38.000 Yeah.

01:38:39.000 Because I get paranoid that they just throw them in the garbage.

01:38:41.000 Yep.

01:38:42.000 That's what I was thinking about getting an Amazon card because there's always stuff around the office that you need and you don't want to come out of pocket.

01:38:48.000 Yeah, but we also at some point have to draw the line in our lives and decide what risks are worth taking.

01:38:56.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.

01:39:01.000 I love that that exists there just for those occasions.

01:39:05.000 Let's see.

01:39:06.000 All right.

01:39:07.000 We got BLM and Roger Stone.

01:39:12.000 What's going on there, fellas?

01:39:13.000 Hey, man.

01:39:16.000 Hey, what's going on? 0.98

01:39:18.000 I was calling because I live in PA in the fucking boonies, and they had a BLM protest here. 0.99

01:39:26.000 Oh, jeez. 0.99

01:39:27.000 And there was like, there was like four fucking fatties in the front. 1.00

01:39:32.000 They all looked like they got hit with a bag of what the fuck. 1.00

01:39:35.000 And like, they drugged like and they drugged like, they drugged like four black kids, and they were like walking in the back with their fucking heads down. 1.00

01:39:46.000 I mean, it was just pitiful. 0.99

01:39:48.000 And I couldn't help to think, because I was like thinking Trump was going to fucking have it tough this year. 0.93

01:39:53.000 But I mean, I agree with you. 0.99

01:39:55.000 I think they're just walking off a fucking cliff at this point. 0.99

01:39:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:39:59.000 I mean, the data shows this.

01:40:02.000 There was that elections analyst who got fired for bringing this up, but violent protests ostracize people.

01:40:08.000 They push people away from your movement.

01:40:11.000 Nonviolent protests, like Martin Luther King, bring people towards your movement.

01:40:15.000 You can not like that, by the way.

01:40:16.000 You can hate it. 0.99

01:40:17.000 You can say that's a bullshit thing, but it's just a fact. 1.00

01:40:21.000 And these normal America, middle America flyover states are seeing Chaz and going, fuck Biden. 1.00

01:40:29.000 Fuck their left. 1.00

01:40:30.000 They are savages. 1.00

01:40:34.000 It's literally the fucking truth. 1.00

01:40:37.000 It can't be any clearer. 0.99

01:40:38.000 The choice is pretty clear.

01:40:40.000 Yeah, we just saw Biden's America, and it ain't pretty.

01:40:45.000 What was that?

01:40:48.000 Do you think Trump's going to pardon Roger Stone?

01:40:50.000 Yep. 0.99

01:40:53.000 He's fucking better. 0.98

01:40:54.000 Dude, if he doesn't part, I can't imagine him not doing it, but if he doesn't pardon Roger Stone, I don't know if I can recover. 0.98

01:41:02.000 That would really change the way I look at him.

01:41:06.000 I could do three weeks, Roger in there for three weeks.

01:41:09.000 I might be able to digest that, but anything more than 21 days, I don't know, dude. 1.00

01:41:18.000 He'll be full of shit. 1.00

01:41:20.000 This is the platform to run on, dude. 1.00

01:41:23.000 Fucking scoop all your buddies up, pardon everybody, and just start stomping on these fucking turds. 1.00

01:41:28.000 That's what he needs to do. 1.00

01:41:29.000 He needed to do that a long time ago.

01:41:31.000 People back that. 1.00

01:41:33.000 Yeah, I think it was time to shut down all this shit a long time ago. 1.00

01:41:36.000 They had their little run. 1.00

01:41:37.000 We saw what they do.

01:41:39.000 All right, they made their point. 1.00

01:41:40.000 Time to drop the fucking hammer. 1.00

01:41:44.000 Yeah, I mean, everybody's just sick of this shit at this point. 1.00

01:41:48.000 Everyone. 0.99

01:41:50.000 You know who I'd love to get on the show?

01:41:52.000 A moderate liberal who's disgusted by all this.

01:41:58.000 I don't think there is one.

01:42:01.000 There is like older people that still think the Democrats are like JFK. 0.96

01:42:06.000 I mean, my mom's mother-in-law is constantly defending and saying it's the JFK party, but I don't think she watches the fucking news or she's high on her pills. 0.96

01:42:16.000 I mean, I don't see what she's seeing. 0.98

01:42:18.000 Ryan was saying that about his grandmother.

01:42:20.000 She's like, well, I vote DNC every year because I'm Hispanic and that's what we do. 0.99

01:42:24.000 Excuse me.

01:42:25.000 And Biden.

01:42:27.000 And he goes, but didn't you see what Biden was doing? 1.00

01:42:29.000 But she only watches CNN and telenovelas and fucking tele. 1.00

01:42:34.000 What's it? 0.99

01:42:34.000 Telemondo? 0.99

01:42:35.000 Ten novellas?

01:42:36.000 No, she's pure American. 1.00

01:42:37.000 She doesn't speak Spanish or have an accent.

01:42:39.000 But you know, she has no idea what it is to toe the line of the left anymore. 0.98

01:42:43.000 She's just like, well, I don't like Tranny's reading to. 1.00

01:42:46.000 And why is everything so gay? 1.00

01:42:48.000 Why is it so gay? 1.00

01:42:49.000 I was like, you can't say that. 0.92

01:42:51.000 You're in the wrong party.

01:42:52.000 She never heard Biden really talk and stutter.

01:42:55.000 It was like, so it's just Channel 7, Channel 4 news.

01:42:59.000 All right, thanks for calling. 0.99

01:43:00.000 I hope fuck it. 1.00

01:43:01.000 Alex Jones. 1.00

01:43:02.000 All right, guys.

01:43:03.000 Take it easy, fellas. 1.00

01:43:05.000 I'm going to finish this sentence, that he eats our ass. 1.00

01:43:08.000 I'm just going to predict that's what he was going to say. 0.99

01:43:10.000 You know, I've ripped off so like I have so much to, I am deeply in debt to Alex Jones and Anthony Kumia.

01:43:18.000 Like this concept I basically stole from Anthony Coomia.

01:43:23.000 I didn't really know it was possible.

01:43:25.000 We watch movies like Kumia does.

01:43:28.000 And the thing I got from Alex Jones is that you never stop fighting.

01:43:33.000 Like, ooh, they shut down one of your social media accounts.

01:43:36.000 Make another one.

01:43:38.000 Oh, they shut down your app.

01:43:39.000 Set up a system where people can download your app on their own. 0.97

01:43:44.000 I mean, he's been doing this since the fucking 80s. 0.76

01:43:47.000 And he's been enemy of the state since then. 0.99

01:43:50.000 And he just keeps going.

01:43:52.000 And has to deal with that too.

01:43:54.000 He's like on seven new, you know, seventh Twitter account, and then he finally has a parlor now.

01:43:59.000 Excuse Me, but he's been doing that for a while too.

01:44:04.000 Kate Hopkins call from James.

01:44:09.000 Hello, this is James.

01:44:10.000 Hello, James.

01:44:11.000 Hello, James.

01:44:13.000 Hi, I was calling to talk about Katie Hopkins.

01:44:15.000 My little brother got my 80-year-old dad to subscribe to censor.tv by telling him that Katie Hopkins would be on.

01:44:24.000 We don't see her yet. 0.99

01:44:25.000 And then I was calling to ask about that, and I was calling to ask when Milo Yiannopoulos might stop talking about sucking big black dicks. 1.00

01:44:33.000 Probably when he stops sucking big black dicks. 1.00

01:44:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:36.000 As soon as he stops, I'm sure that. 1.00

01:44:38.000 I think that's why he has so many female followers because they hear that and they go, oh, fun.

01:44:43.000 And we all hear that and go, yeah, Jesus.

01:44:45.000 We have something in common.

01:44:47.000 Yeah.

01:44:48.000 I would love to get Katie Hopkins. 1.00

01:44:50.000 I think she's kind of regrouping right now after getting kicked off of Twitter.

01:44:54.000 She's already at like in, she's been on parlor for, I think, a few days and she's up to 300,000.

01:45:01.000 But yeah, just know that every time you hear about someone banned, I'm dying to get him.

01:45:06.000 That's not that it hasn't occurred to me.

01:45:10.000 But I don't see that happening anytime soon.

01:45:12.000 All right, well, good to hear it.

01:45:15.000 Thanks for the call.

01:45:15.000 Bye.

01:45:16.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:45:20.000 We called him?

01:45:21.000 The grandfather must be kind of bummed.

01:45:23.000 He tunes in to see Katie Hopkins, and it's me talking about my fart Olympics.

01:45:28.000 I was saying this to our tech guy today.

01:45:30.000 With all this banning, like imagine some dude who wears all black.

01:45:34.000 He has a black blazer, black shirt.

01:45:38.000 He has lots of facial tattoos.

01:45:40.000 Like you only really see his face here, just this part. 0.93

01:45:43.000 Lots of knuckle tattoos and stuff, Satan.

01:45:46.000 Sort of like that dude, remember that weird guy who was like, he was a lawyer and he worked with the alt-right and he had some occultist name? 1.00

01:45:56.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:45:57.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

01:45:58.000 He wore black all the time.

01:46:00.000 I think he was involved in Charlottesville.

01:46:03.000 Come on, Ryan.

01:46:05.000 It's like, his name is like Oxford B. Genesis Orange.

01:46:09.000 Occult man.

01:46:10.000 Flip.

01:46:11.000 What are some other things I might know about him?

01:46:13.000 He's not ringing a bell with you.

01:46:14.000 Skinny guy.

01:46:15.000 This hairdo. 0.99

01:46:16.000 Crazy paganist tattoos. 0.98

01:46:18.000 He's a pagan. 0.95

01:46:19.000 No.

01:46:21.000 Anyway. 0.79

01:46:22.000 Not stick, sex, and hammer. 0.99

01:46:23.000 That's retarded. 1.00

01:46:24.000 So someone like that, imagine they do, they hear about, I want to see the most banned shit in the world. 1.00

01:46:30.000 Like, I want to see babies getting stabbed in the face and then people eating the baby. 0.99

01:46:35.000 And they go, well, there is this one guy. 1.00

01:46:37.000 He's banned from everything in this fucking world. 0.99

01:46:39.000 It's not weave. 0.99

01:46:41.000 No.

01:46:42.000 No, look up, like, alt-right pagan, I think.

01:46:47.000 He's a lawyer.

01:46:48.000 He's had, I actually kind of, I met him a few times.

01:46:50.000 He seemed like a really good guy.

01:46:54.000 But he, like, has had rituals with goats and stuff, I think.

01:46:57.000 Sure.

01:46:59.000 I'll keep looking.

01:47:00.000 No, no, no.

01:47:02.000 People at home are probably getting pretty mad at me now.

01:47:05.000 Want to take this call in the meantime?

01:47:07.000 All right, Michael.

01:47:07.000 Yep.

01:47:09.000 Wait, what?

01:47:10.000 Michael?

01:47:12.000 Hello.

01:47:13.000 Can you hear me?

01:47:13.000 Hey.

01:47:14.000 Yep, yep.

01:47:15.000 Hey, I wanted to talk to y'all about Parlor.

01:47:19.000 Okay.

01:47:20.000 About your Parlor profile there?

01:47:23.000 Yep.

01:47:24.000 Well, I was looking on Twitter on this post from Terror House, Terror House Magazine.

01:47:33.000 They had a pretty interesting idea where, you know, I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but I had a hard time finding Parlor.

01:47:43.000 It was never advertised or anything like that other than for you guys.

01:47:47.000 And I feel like, you know, now that Parlor is getting big and a lot more conservative voices are moving over there, just now we're starting to see a lot more of these bands that we're talking about.

01:47:58.000 We're seeing on Reddit and Discord and Twitter and your guys' YouTube.

01:48:03.000 You know, I can't help but think that big tech is working to segregate these conservative voices, hemming them in, hurting them in.

01:48:14.000 I think they're mad that we're coming up with alternatives because they see that as a threat.

01:48:18.000 They want to be in control of the show.

01:48:20.000 So they want it such that when I ban you, you cease to exist.

01:48:27.000 Right.

01:48:29.000 It's like kicking someone out of a nightclub and then you turn around there at the nightclub next door and having a better time.

01:48:37.000 No, I need you banned.

01:48:43.000 All right, they're just kicking you out.

01:48:45.000 They hate fun.

01:48:46.000 Yeah.

01:48:47.000 They hate fun and then they hate it.

01:48:49.000 Like if they ban you and it doesn't mean anything because you go somewhere else, they no longer have the power.

01:48:56.000 And I bet it's a financial thing.

01:48:58.000 I bet when you lack the power, it hurts your investments.

01:49:03.000 All right.

01:49:05.000 Yeah, I will.

01:49:06.000 Just keep your head up.

01:49:08.000 Yeah.

01:49:09.000 I will, dude.

01:49:10.000 Thanks for calling.

01:49:14.000 All right.

01:49:18.000 Sim Ryan rule.

01:49:20.000 So wait a minute.

01:49:21.000 The auctions are still going strong.

01:49:25.000 I just sent out all the drawings for the first one.

01:49:29.000 That was like, they're usually about four grand.

01:49:31.000 I think the first one was $35,000.

01:49:32.000 This one's $43.

01:49:34.000 But this will be tonight's.

01:49:35.000 It's based on Alfred E. Batman.

01:49:37.000 Alfred E. Newman is Batman.

01:49:39.000 And it's our slogan as a voice balloon.

01:49:41.000 I'm pretty happy with it.

01:49:42.000 I think it came out very well.

01:49:44.000 And we'll be auctioning that off.

01:49:46.000 And last week was This Is My Motorcycle.

01:49:49.000 I'll be auctioning that off.

01:49:50.000 So we're up to like four grand a week.

01:49:54.000 That's pretty good.

01:49:55.000 Yeah.

01:49:56.000 I think, you know, I think Justice for Liberty is, I don't think it's updated.

01:50:01.000 We have to manually update it now because it got hacked so many times.

01:50:05.000 But I don't think that's the total.

01:50:07.000 No, no, that was last year.

01:50:08.000 I think it's 16.

01:50:10.000 Yeah, I think it's up to closer to 50 now.

01:50:12.000 So we could be giving these guys $100,000, which was their lawyer fees, 50k each.

01:50:19.000 So that'd be cool.

01:50:23.000 Ready for another call?

01:50:24.000 All right, we got Matt.

01:50:24.000 Yeah.

01:50:29.000 Matt.

01:50:30.000 Hey, Gah.

01:50:31.000 Yeah, man.

01:50:34.000 Hello?

01:50:35.000 Hello.

01:50:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:38.000 How you doing, Matt? 0.96

01:50:39.000 And more importantly, hello to Raz of the Faz, aka the warlord of that fag zone. 1.00

01:50:47.000 He's calling me like the Raz of the Fag Zone, basically.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, thank you, Ryan.

01:50:52.000 I understand what he's talking about.

01:50:54.000 And I don't think you get enough credit for starting the fag zone from scratch. 1.00

01:51:00.000 It's one of the top fag zones in the country now, I believe. 1.00

01:51:02.000 It doesn't exist. 0.63

01:51:03.000 It's a non-entity. 0.82

01:51:06.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:51:08.000 I'm not gay. 1.00

01:51:10.000 You are gay. 1.00

01:51:12.000 Why are you gay? 1.00

01:51:13.000 I know a guy that makes neon signs. 1.00

01:51:15.000 I'm going to make him make a neon sign that says the fag zone. 1.00

01:51:19.000 I'd rather you don't. 0.99

01:51:21.000 Should it say the or just fag zone? 0.98

01:51:23.000 Dude, he's so proud of me. 0.98

01:51:25.000 He's always bragging about it.

01:51:27.000 I'm not bragging about it.

01:51:27.000 Who, me?

01:51:29.000 I don't care.

01:51:29.000 Yeah.

01:51:30.000 I'm not bragging.

01:51:32.000 I'm not fagging. 0.98

01:51:33.000 He thinks he's the first guy to have a fag zone. 0.98

01:51:35.000 I don't have a fag zone. 0.98

01:51:36.000 In fact, I'm going to put it in.

01:51:37.000 Anyway, love you guys.

01:51:38.000 Be good.

01:51:39.000 Thanks, Bob.

01:51:39.000 All right.

01:51:41.000 I don't know what he was getting at, but I know I didn't like it very much.

01:51:48.000 Already.

01:51:49.000 My wife was reading a book about schizophrenic, the schizophrenic family, that sounds really good.

01:51:54.000 And she goes, did you know that nicotine helps augment the symptoms of schizophrenia?

01:52:01.000 And I go, yeah.

01:52:03.000 That's why you see bums constantly picking at cigarette butts. 0.99

01:52:06.000 I learned that from talking to bartenders, and they told me that many years ago.

01:52:10.000 And then I noticed it with bums.

01:52:11.000 And I realized women aren't in bars as much as us. 1.00

01:52:15.000 And bars are like school.

01:52:18.000 It's amazing how much, especially when it's an all-male bar, especially when it's a dive bar, especially when it's older men. 0.70

01:52:25.000 It's amazing how many facts go on at a bar.

01:52:29.000 Like, actually, no, that was, Hitler was on the cover of Time magazine before the war really started moving along.

01:52:36.000 He was very popular.

01:52:37.000 So was Mussolini.

01:52:38.000 The fact zone.

01:52:39.000 Like, oh, yeah, I never thought of that.

01:52:42.000 That'd be cool if you named it the fact zone.

01:52:46.000 Like, for example, today at the bar, I was talking about my smart traffic lights.

01:52:51.000 I was like, why don't we have smart traffic lights?

01:52:53.000 And then one guy, janitor, goes, what about an old lady who's jaywalking?

01:52:58.000 You're going to nail her. 0.97

01:53:00.000 Oh, right.

01:53:01.000 And I thought, oh, I never thought of that, dude.

01:53:03.000 But then later I go, wait a minute.

01:53:05.000 That's true of all roads at all times.

01:53:08.000 Smart or not smart, right?

01:53:10.000 Yeah.

01:53:11.000 Maybe the smart thing could incorporate something to help the old lady. 1.00

01:53:14.000 And then this other guy, Randy, goes, no, those do exist.

01:53:17.000 And he named some places where if you arrive there and there's no one around, within a few seconds, it goes green.

01:53:25.000 I think we have that near my house.

01:53:26.000 They've been invented.

01:53:27.000 I've been familiar with those, actually.

01:53:30.000 You can just say, I'm familiar with those.

01:53:31.000 I've been, though.

01:53:34.000 I've been familiar with those, and then I was no longer familiar with those.

01:53:37.000 I was temporarily familiar with those.

01:53:40.000 I guess you're right, McGinnis.

01:53:42.000 I guess you're right.

01:53:46.000 James.

01:53:48.000 James.

01:53:49.000 Hey, Gavin. 1.00

01:53:51.000 Want to say to that last caller, he can eat shit. 1.00

01:53:56.000 Ryan is the mayor of the Rad Zone. 1.00

01:54:00.000 Ryan Rose.

01:54:02.000 Hey.

01:54:03.000 Thanks, man.

01:54:05.000 Yeah.

01:54:07.000 What I was hollering at you about was the recent story in the news of the St. Louis couple on their lawn with firearms has become a meme and nearly a joke.

01:54:21.000 But I think most people that own firearms would probably protect their property if a gang of 20 or more folks showed up screaming and hollering.

01:54:34.000 So where I was going with this question is, I know that you've been doxxed before and been unfortunately labeled as a Nazi by some.

01:54:48.000 Have you ever ran into anything like this?

01:54:50.000 Do you have to, you know, have personal protection, that sort of thing?

01:54:58.000 Oh, yeah. 0.89

01:54:59.000 I mean, I've had, when the shit was really hitting the fan, I would be the night shift and I'd be in my front room with my shotgun every night, all night, and I'd go to bed at like seven in the morning. 0.97

01:55:10.000 And then I started paying cops to do it. 0.99

01:55:12.000 If cops were your friends, I'd usually get away with $600.

01:55:15.000 If it was a security service, no friends, it was $1,200, which adds up.

01:55:21.000 And I have an insane security system, like insanely expensive plate readers, cameras everywhere.

01:55:29.000 I don't want to get into too many details, but it's like the same security system you'd have if you were a jeweler.

01:55:35.000 I've manned that helm too, and it rules.

01:55:38.000 Armed to the teeth.

01:55:39.000 And I've had my car vandalized, notes left on the lawn, signs put on the yard, people giving my house the finger.

01:55:50.000 Never any, you know, any window smash.

01:55:52.000 But you look at what Tucker went through where they tried to push through his front door.

01:55:55.000 He wasn't there.

01:55:56.000 He was doing a show.

01:55:58.000 His wife is locked in the pantry. 0.99

01:56:00.000 Or there was the guy who organized that sort of boomer constitution rally in Philly that was rumored to be a celebration of the synagogue shooting, which is just fucking insane. 0.98

01:56:14.000 Nazis in 1942 would not be celebrating a synagogue shooting. 0.94

01:56:18.000 And they threw a brick through his window, wrote Nazion, the brick just missed his wife.

01:56:25.000 I mean, and you say, all right, well, let's go get them.

01:56:29.000 But they don't, they have an apartment.

01:56:32.000 They're staying with their girlfriend and her baby.

01:56:35.000 They have a GoFundMe to raise money for their car.

01:56:39.000 Like, we have so much to lose, and they have nothing to lose. 1.00

01:56:43.000 We're up against fucking gypsies, basically. 1.00

01:56:46.000 Rich gypsies. 1.00

01:56:47.000 Rich sees.

01:56:49.000 Nice.

01:56:52.000 Well, I think it requires much more bravery to stand, I mean, basically alone against the mob.

01:57:01.000 You know, and sadly, in our society now, we celebrate, you know, these people in large crowds, and that is the exact opposite of bravery in my eyes.

01:57:14.000 But anyway, that answered my question.

01:57:17.000 I think you guys are awesome.

01:57:19.000 Keep doing what you're doing.

01:57:20.000 Where are you calling from?

01:57:24.000 I'm from Oklahoma.

01:57:26.000 So it's not too hot there right now.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, it's hot and humid actually here.

01:57:35.000 But I wanted to say, I guess, one last thing.

01:57:37.000 I have a brother named Levi, and we both listen to your show quite often, and we both get a laugh.

01:57:43.000 I don't know if you notice you do this, but every once in a while, somebody named Levi will call in, and you'll say, oh, you must be Native American, and we're Native American.

01:57:53.000 So it's just kind of funny.

01:57:54.000 Yeah, it's the ultimate American Indian name.

01:57:57.000 Well, you better check to see if Maggie Longclaus is pregnant, because I think if Levi got in there, she probably is. 1.00

01:58:07.000 That's funny.

01:58:08.000 All right, thanks, buddy.

01:58:11.000 The one whose brother calls the show.

01:58:14.000 You know what my brother-in-law's Indian name is?

01:58:17.000 Probably something awesome.

01:58:18.000 No, it's not.

01:58:19.000 He hates it.

01:58:20.000 What?

01:58:20.000 It's Walks on Water.

01:58:22.000 That's cool.

01:58:23.000 That's Jesus.

01:58:23.000 No, it's not.

01:58:24.000 I mean...

01:58:28.000 What?

01:58:29.000 No, he's Chauncey Gardner.

01:58:31.000 The elders will, I think they take peyote and they just sort of look at you and vibe it out.

01:58:51.000 My wife dated a guy in University of Wisconsin.

01:58:55.000 His last name was Mankiller.

01:58:57.000 That's an Indian last name.

01:58:59.000 Like, you know, if your name is Winemaker, you know what your great-great-great-great-grandfather did.

01:59:06.000 Or if your name is Carpenter, you know what your great-great-grandfather did.

01:59:14.000 My great-great-grandfather is named Mankiller.

01:59:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:59:18.000 That's fucking cool. 1.00

01:59:20.000 Or is that not gay, right? 1.00

01:59:24.000 Because a lady killer. 1.00

01:59:28.000 Homosexuality wasn't invented until very recently. 0.98

01:59:31.000 Actually, homosexuals back in the Indian days, they used to praise them and stuff because they had the feminine and the masculine. 0.89

01:59:38.000 Oh, yeah, they're called two spirits.

01:59:40.000 They're two spirits.

01:59:41.000 Two spirits, eh?

01:59:42.000 He whose spirit is dual. 0.92

01:59:44.000 You know what's fun is hanging around all these people that the white people are fighting for, like blacks and American Indians.

01:59:51.000 When you're around American Indians, the last thing they're talking about is like, yes, well, we're really offended by the Redskins' name. 0.79

01:59:59.000 And I was reading a blog post about a demonstration.

02:00:02.000 You know what they talk about?

02:00:04.000 Weight.

02:00:06.000 Because their cousin is like this fat and he's dying of diabetes.

02:00:10.000 And they're like, oh, I'm getting really worried about Levi.

02:00:15.000 It's getting really bad.

02:00:16.000 So we talked to him and he's going to visit doctor now and try to get down.

02:00:21.000 I mean, I just kept telling him, I just kept saying, Levi, is it worth it?

02:00:25.000 Is it worth it?

02:00:28.000 Why have you stopped throwing hammers?

02:00:31.000 The axes.

02:00:33.000 Why did you eat your tomahawk? 0.88

02:00:36.000 He's going to splinter in your mouth.

02:00:39.000 American Indians and boxers both talk about weight loss constantly. 0.96

02:00:39.000 It's funny. 0.96

02:00:43.000 And I was talking to Larry Barnes today, and we're sitting down.

02:00:46.000 He's like, yo, it's so weird with boxing.

02:00:49.000 Like, you sound like a bunch of babysitters.

02:00:51.000 Yo, I'm at 193.

02:00:55.000 Guess what I was at before?

02:00:57.000 212. 1.00

02:01:00.000 Motherfucking 19 pounds, bitch. 1.00

02:01:02.000 That's pretty crazy. 1.00

02:01:03.000 And last time I had solid food.

02:01:05.000 Those real numbers?

02:01:07.000 He's lost 17 pounds.

02:01:08.000 It's around 200.

02:01:09.000 I forget exactly, but he goes, guess what the last time I had solid food was?

02:01:14.000 I had sirloin chicken.

02:01:17.000 Is there?

02:01:18.000 No, there's not sirloin chicken.

02:01:19.000 Is there sirloin chicken?

02:01:22.000 Wait, it says there is.

02:01:24.000 Wait, a rear retard or what? 0.99

02:01:26.000 Yeah.

02:01:27.000 Sirloin steak.

02:01:28.000 There's no sirlooin.

02:01:28.000 No.

02:01:29.000 Chicken fried steak.

02:01:30.000 There's no sirloin chicken, Larry. 1.00

02:01:33.000 Fucking guy. 1.00

02:01:35.000 The sirloin of a chicken. 1.00

02:01:36.000 Did I already tell you?

02:01:37.000 Oh, I haven't told you this. 0.98

02:01:39.000 I fucking knocked him out with riffing. 0.98

02:01:43.000 Oh, did I tell you that already? 0.99

02:01:45.000 I thought you meant.

02:01:46.000 Oh, my God.

02:01:46.000 I destroyed him.

02:01:47.000 Knockout punch. 0.64

02:01:49.000 Call me Trinidad.

02:01:51.000 So he comes in. 1.00

02:01:52.000 He goes, where the fuck you been? 1.00

02:01:53.000 Cupcake? 1.00

02:01:54.000 You're the mayor of Cupcakeville.

02:01:56.000 Three days you haven't been here. 1.00

02:01:58.000 I go, I just got out of Rikers, bitch. 1.00

02:02:00.000 They found me in front of your house with a gun. 0.99

02:02:02.000 Did you call the cops or who called the cops?

02:02:04.000 It's pretty good.

02:02:04.000 Knocked him down.

02:02:05.000 It's pretty good.

02:02:06.000 Knocked him down.

02:02:07.000 And then I came up to him with my phone in my notes.

02:02:10.000 I told you I was going to do this and I did it.

02:02:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:02:14.000 It was a smash hit.

02:02:16.000 Smash hit.

02:02:17.000 So he's doing this tough guy thing.

02:02:20.000 You want a leapfog? 0.98

02:02:21.000 Leap.

02:02:22.000 I could see him while you do that.

02:02:22.000 Come on.

02:02:24.000 It's the funniest thing because I'll be like skipping rope and I'll see way across the gym.

02:02:28.000 I'll just see.

02:02:31.000 And he's just standing there sweating.

02:02:33.000 He's always wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degrees with a towel wiping his face.

02:02:37.000 Anyway, I go, Larry, man, and I pretend I'm abandoning the bit.

02:02:44.000 And I have my notes.

02:02:44.000 I'm like, what is your birthday?

02:02:46.000 What day were you born?

02:02:47.000 And you know how he loves his dates.

02:02:48.000 Uh-huh.

02:02:49.000 So he just switches into that part.

02:02:50.000 He's totally off.

02:02:51.000 It's not just boxing dates, too.

02:02:52.000 He'll be like, Richard Gere's birthday today, May 23rd.

02:02:56.000 Yeah.

02:02:56.000 He's 61 years old.

02:02:58.000 The day the hamster said, watch out.

02:03:01.000 Yo, guess whose birthday it is today?

02:03:03.000 Who?

02:03:04.000 Lauren Green.

02:03:05.000 I don't, who?

02:03:07.000 What?

02:03:08.000 You know, the dude who lives three houses down from me.

02:03:11.000 Yeah, no, Lauren Green was like that Indian actor guy. 1.00

02:03:13.000 So anyway, I go, hey, what date were you born?

02:03:16.000 He's like, mate.

02:03:17.000 He's like, this is heaven.

02:03:18.000 Because he loves dates.

02:03:19.000 He obviously has that one super memorized. 0.98

02:03:21.000 So it's like I said to fucking a juggler, can you just go like this? 0.92

02:03:26.000 So he's like, May 3rd, 1966. 0.98

02:03:31.000 And I go, oh, good, good.

02:03:33.000 And he's like, why?

02:03:33.000 Thanks, man.

02:03:34.000 And I go, oh, the guys are taking a collection to have a gravestone in case you keep running your fucking mouth. 0.99

02:03:41.000 It's great. 1.00

02:03:42.000 And he just went, oh, shit. 1.00

02:03:44.000 Like, he fell down. 1.00

02:03:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:03:46.000 And he's like, you crazy, man. 1.00

02:03:48.000 You fucking crazy. 1.00

02:03:50.000 They have to get out of that area if they left you hard. 1.00

02:03:53.000 The best setup punchline I've ever had with a human being.

02:03:57.000 He didn't see it coming.

02:03:58.000 No.

02:03:59.000 It was like I shot him. 0.90

02:04:00.000 He went, ugh.

02:04:03.000 And I've been working on it for days.

02:04:05.000 And it's a complicated thing to say, oh, the guys are taking a collection for a gravestone in case you keep.

02:04:10.000 See, I just stuttered.

02:04:12.000 You're still kind of in it because you're like, wait, wait, wait, a collection for what?

02:04:15.000 Oh, the guys are taking a collection.

02:04:16.000 And we did take a collection, and we bought him pads that say, Larry, No Fear, Barnes.

02:04:21.000 Get out of here.

02:04:22.000 And that's the time where you go, we love you, Larry.

02:04:25.000 And he goes, we love you too, man.

02:04:28.000 No, you love us.

02:04:29.000 That's individual.

02:04:31.000 We love you too.

02:04:33.000 So when I'm saying taking a collection, it's a thing that's happened.

02:04:35.000 Okay, so these are.

02:04:36.000 Oh, yeah, the guys are taking a collection for your, have a gravestone for you in case you keep running.

02:04:40.000 Yeah, that's perfect.

02:04:42.000 There's not a moment where you're not like, wait, what?

02:04:45.000 Wait, man. 1.00

02:04:45.000 Fucking man. 1.00

02:04:47.000 He leaves. 1.00

02:04:49.000 Wild condor.

02:04:49.000 Some of these are cool.

02:04:52.000 Some of these are kind of wacky.

02:04:54.000 A lean bear.

02:04:55.000 These are Native American names.

02:04:56.000 Oh, man.

02:04:57.000 I would be pissed if I got a lean bear.

02:04:59.000 I'd be real pissed if I was Axe Yakuza.

02:05:02.000 I'd be fighting the elders if they called me a water-faced individual.

02:05:02.000 Oh, my God.

02:05:07.000 You are a water-faced individual.

02:05:09.000 Why are you a water-faced individual?

02:05:13.000 Knock, knock, who is that?

02:05:14.000 What are your face individual?

02:05:14.000 Water.

02:05:16.000 One who is a father of peace.

02:05:18.000 Can you just call me Father Peace or Peace Father?

02:05:21.000 Axe.

02:05:22.000 One who is?

02:05:23.000 Yeah.

02:05:24.000 That's kind of redundant, isn't it?

02:05:25.000 Like, one who is Eagle Child.

02:05:27.000 You wouldn't call me, yeah.

02:05:28.000 If I'm Eagle Child, you would get one who isn't Eagle Child. 0.86

02:05:31.000 One who is Ryan Katsu Rivera.

02:05:33.000 The feathers that come from over the hill.

02:05:33.000 Yeah.

02:05:36.000 Just say feathers, fuck. 1.00

02:05:38.000 Man who is like a slow small stream of water. 1.00

02:05:41.000 That's not good.

02:05:42.000 That's a unisex.

02:05:43.000 Oh, wait a minute.

02:05:43.000 We're bitching that these are too long, but there are definitions of the abbreviated version.

02:05:47.000 Wait, that's a unisex name, but it's about a man who's like a slow smoke.

02:05:47.000 Yeah.

02:05:53.000 Sheesh.

02:05:53.000 Whoops.

02:05:54.000 Holy man. 0.93

02:05:55.000 They're not very thorough, those Indians. 1.00

02:05:57.000 All right, we got to start wrapping this up, dude.

02:05:58.000 We're five minutes over.

02:06:00.000 True.

02:06:00.000 Let's do three more calls.

02:06:03.000 I don't know if I can.

02:06:04.000 All right.

02:06:06.000 Mikey.

02:06:09.000 Yo, what's up, G-Dog?

02:06:10.000 What's up, Rice Guy?

02:06:11.000 Hey, man.

02:06:12.000 Hey, man. 1.00

02:06:13.000 You're also Rice Guy, by the way, you Mexican bastard. 1.00

02:06:18.000 I got a quick question. 0.99

02:06:20.000 On your guys's, on the East Coast, is there any word about blacks attacking Latin street vendors?

02:06:29.000 The corn guy and is that being hidden?

02:06:34.000 No, no.

02:06:35.000 What are you talking about?

02:06:37.000 Jesus. 0.99

02:06:39.000 You know, the street vendors that sell the corn on the cob, usually illegal immigrants, that they're being gunned down and targeted by blacks. 1.00

02:06:47.000 You can look it up on YouTube. 0.94

02:06:49.000 Just look up Long Beach Street Vendor, and there's been a series of shootings.

02:06:54.000 Okay, cool.

02:06:54.000 Oh, wow.

02:06:55.000 Yeah, we'll check that out.

02:06:56.000 Thanks for calling.

02:06:58.000 You know, that reminds me of when they were looking up cases like John and Max's, it's felony gang riot.

02:07:06.000 So they found these guys in, I think, East New York, I forget where in New York City.

02:07:11.000 But the guy caught, it was an African dude, right? 1.00

02:07:16.000 African and American blacks don't get along. 1.00

02:07:18.000 African Americans and African Americans are not friends. 1.00

02:07:22.000 So he's got this thing and he's selling a bunch of crap, like little hats or whatever. 0.99

02:07:26.000 And this guy's stealing from him. 0.88

02:07:27.000 So he says, what are you doing? 0.98

02:07:29.000 Why are you gay? 1.00

02:07:30.000 And he takes the thing back and gives him shit. 1.00

02:07:33.000 Doesn't arrest him or call the cops or even beat him up. 0.99

02:07:35.000 Just grabs it, yells at him. 0.99

02:07:37.000 So then they come back with like five or six guys and kick the living shit out of the street vendor so badly he goes into a coma. 0.99

02:07:46.000 And then the New York Times reported on it. 0.98

02:07:48.000 And what's their take?

02:07:50.000 That the recovery was just amazing.

02:07:52.000 The miracle of a determined African man and how he got over his random brain injury that probably was from like an AC falling on his head.

02:08:03.000 I don't know how it happened.

02:08:04.000 Let's not get into that.

02:08:07.000 And those guys ended up with less than four years.

02:08:10.000 The main guy who started the whole thing.

02:08:14.000 So yeah, let's see what this...

02:08:21.000 Defender was beaten and robbed at gunpoint.

02:08:25.000 A neighbor screams as two men.

02:08:30.000 Black on brown corn.

02:08:31.000 A neighbor screams as two men pistol whipped then robbed 50-year-old beautiful Fernandez.

02:08:36.000 One of them even pointed a gun at witnesses, telling them to go back inside.

02:08:40.000 The father of four was selling corn in this Long Beach neighborhood yesterday afternoon when a ring camera captured the violent attack.

02:08:47.000 My heart is frozen.

02:08:50.000 I don't know.

02:08:50.000 It's just too hard to watch.

02:08:53.000 Maribel Fernandez says her father suffered major injuries to his head and is hospitalized.

02:08:58.000 Fernandez has been selling corn in his neighborhood for 30 years and is well known by many who look forward to his food.

02:09:04.000 His family can't understand why anyone would hurt him.

02:09:06.000 He's a really good man.

02:09:08.000 He loves his customers.

02:09:10.000 You know, customers will call him at his cell phone time.

02:09:13.000 What time are you going to go to work?

02:09:14.000 Because we want some corn.

02:09:16.000 And then we'll be just waiting him in the corner.

02:09:18.000 Now that he's unable to work, his family worries about how he'll make ends meet with growing hospital bills and no ends corn.

02:09:24.000 Sounds like a GoFundMe.

02:09:25.000 How to make ends corn.

02:09:26.000 I'm sorry, that's not cool.

02:09:28.000 That was corny.

02:09:29.000 Yeah.

02:09:30.000 All right, next call. 0.80

02:09:32.000 That really stinks.

02:09:33.000 So I guess that's a thing, though, apparently. 0.66

02:09:35.000 Is what he's saying.

02:09:37.000 All right.

02:09:39.000 We've got Cody on the lane. 0.97

02:09:41.000 Steven Spelberg being a pedophile and all. 0.61

02:09:45.000 Am I getting better at that? 0.97

02:09:47.000 No.

02:09:47.000 You there, boys?

02:09:48.000 Yep.

02:09:48.000 You there, boys?

02:09:50.000 You there what? 1.00

02:09:51.000 Yeah, we're fucking there, Estee. 1.00

02:09:55.000 Proud of your fucking boy. 1.00

02:09:57.000 Proud of your fucking boy. 1.00

02:10:00.000 Hey, so, uh, hey, that's, uh, alt-right guy that you guys are thinking of is Augustus and Victus. 1.00

02:10:00.000 Yep. 1.00

02:10:07.000 Yes!

02:10:08.000 thank you, sir.

02:10:11.000 Augustus.

02:10:12.000 So what I was talking about. 0.99

02:10:14.000 So Steven Spielberg and E.T., dude, that's fucking childplay compared to the DFG. 0.97

02:10:22.000 You ever heard of it? 0.99

02:10:23.000 The big friendly giant?

02:10:24.000 No. 1.00

02:10:27.000 Dude, fucking shack. 1.00

02:10:29.000 Do you have Disney Plus? 1.00

02:10:31.000 No. 1.00

02:10:34.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:10:35.000 Are you Canadian? 1.00

02:10:39.000 Dude.

02:10:40.000 Wait, what?

02:10:40.000 Are you Canadian?

02:10:44.000 No.

02:10:45.000 You sound like the guys I grew up with in the Ottawa Valley. 1.00

02:10:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:10:48.000 Minnesota? 1.00

02:10:50.000 North Dakota, South Dakota?

02:10:54.000 Nope, in Colorado, man.

02:10:55.000 Uh-huh.

02:10:56.000 Oh, well.

02:10:57.000 All right.

02:10:58.000 Well, I'm sure we can find a trailer for it. 1.00

02:11:02.000 Dude, check it out, because it's about a fucking giant that kidnaps a girl. 0.99

02:11:07.000 He like convinces her that he has to keep her there. 0.99

02:11:12.000 And she like tries to convince him that she won't tell anybody if he lets her leave.

02:11:18.000 And fucking, there's like a scene where he like bathes her and like an extended scene where she's like changing under a sheet and you can like kind of see her silhouette. 0.99

02:11:29.000 And it's like a fucking 10-year-old girl. 1.00

02:11:32.000 Is it the new one or the old one? 1.00

02:11:36.000 I've seen that with my kids when it came out.

02:11:38.000 And maybe I wasn't paying attention, but I remember skeeved out by it.

02:11:43.000 All right, we're going to check out the trailer.

02:11:44.000 Thanks for calling.

02:11:47.000 I remember seeing this and thinking, this is a good movie.

02:11:50.000 Maybe I was wrong.

02:11:52.000 Let's see.

02:11:53.000 I was just like, you know, when you have kids, you're just like, are they amused by this?

02:11:56.000 Okay. 1.00

02:11:57.000 Nobody thinks pedophile shit until it starts, you know, coming around. 1.00

02:12:07.000 That's it. 1.00

02:12:11.000 Just stole her.

02:12:13.000 Oh, I think she was getting abused. 1.00

02:12:16.000 She's at an orphanage and they were beating the shit out of her. 0.99

02:12:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:20.000 and they he stole Boy, it must be hard to be incognito when you're beat dog.

02:12:38.000 Wait, this is the whole movie?

02:12:39.000 No, there's the opening scene.

02:12:40.000 There ain't no place to go.

02:12:43.000 Miss you as wings.

02:12:45.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:12:47.000 No!

02:12:51.000 Is he Welsh?

02:13:00.000 No such place.

02:13:04.000 We traveled a long, long way.

02:13:06.000 We traveled a long, long way.

02:13:11.000 All right, anyway.

02:13:13.000 Maybe we should watch that.

02:13:14.000 You know what I was thinking when I was just watching TV for a while?

02:13:17.000 That happens sometimes.

02:13:18.000 Especially when we've been doing a show for two hours. 0.99

02:13:20.000 I'm just trying to think, did that look like a butthole? 0.98

02:13:23.000 Did you think that too? 0.98

02:13:24.000 You know what I think would be a great movie for us to watch?

02:13:27.000 Life in America with Albert Brooks.

02:13:32.000 Where he's a rich guy and him and his wife get a nest egg together of money, like a massive amount of money, let's say a million bucks back then.

02:13:40.000 And maybe it's Life is Beautiful.

02:13:43.000 Oh, yeah.

02:13:44.000 I think that's it, right?

02:13:46.000 And then she blows it all at an arcade. 1.00

02:13:49.000 Not arcade, at a casino.

02:13:51.000 That's terrible. 0.99

02:13:52.000 And so they're fucking broke. 0.99

02:13:54.000 I thought it was Life is Beautiful, no? 0.99

02:13:56.000 Life is Beautiful, no, that's the Jew movie with the Italian pretending it. 1.00

02:14:01.000 Roberto Rubin.

02:14:03.000 Look up Albert Brooks' America.

02:14:09.000 Lawson in America, that's it.

02:14:11.000 Maybe we should watch that.

02:14:13.000 I like this whole movie because I could see the trailer.

02:14:16.000 Bad advertising scene seems to be.

02:14:18.000 I could look up a trailer, but there's scenes here, too.

02:14:21.000 Yeah, I don't like scenes. 0.99

02:14:29.000 That's back when you got horny by women being dumb. 1.00

02:14:32.000 I'm just nervous about tomorrow. 0.99

02:14:35.000 You'll get the promotion, we'll move into the new house, and we'll be happy, okay?

02:14:40.000 You should hear your voice.

02:14:41.000 It just fills this room with excitement.

02:14:44.000 This is David and Linda Howard.

02:14:47.000 They're happily married. 1.00

02:14:48.000 I want to have sex with you right here. 1.00

02:14:50.000 Right now, right now. 1.00

02:14:51.000 And they're about to have a day that they'll remember the rest of their lives.

02:14:56.000 David, you're fired.

02:14:57.000 Fired?

02:14:59.000 Oh, I'm fired.

02:15:01.000 Now, they're going to drop out.

02:15:03.000 We have to touch Indians. 0.98

02:15:04.000 We have to see the mountains and the prairies of the forest.

02:15:08.000 Set out to find the American dream.

02:15:11.000 Oh, my money.

02:15:13.000 They had no next day.

02:15:14.000 They had a drive next day.

02:15:15.000 They had all this cocaine.

02:15:17.000 And wind up lost in America.

02:15:19.000 To America.

02:15:21.000 Look out.

02:15:22.000 Here we go.

02:15:26.000 Hey, they're in a Winnebago.

02:15:28.000 My wife's triber of the Winnebagos. 0.97

02:15:30.000 Do you have a reservation?

02:15:33.000 Well, I just dropped out of society.

02:15:34.000 I kind of live moment to moment.

02:15:35.000 I really don't do reservation things anymore.

02:15:38.000 What do you think?

02:15:39.000 I think if Liverach had children, this would be their room.

02:15:43.000 Okay, that's pretty good.

02:15:45.000 Let's do one more call.

02:15:46.000 All right.

02:15:46.000 We got to go.

02:15:47.000 You know what's hilarious, by the way?

02:15:48.000 Yes, that's why I'm rich.

02:15:50.000 Oh.

02:15:51.000 All right.

02:15:52.000 Next call here.

02:15:54.000 Let's go with Robert.

02:15:55.000 Why'd you go like 10 calls?

02:15:57.000 C-TAC. 0.99

02:15:59.000 Why'd you fuck over all those people who waited? 0.99

02:16:03.000 How many more calls do we have? 0.98

02:16:04.000 Well, I just figured for the last call, Something that's legible.

02:16:08.000 How many calls are waiting?

02:16:10.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

02:16:13.000 All right, let's do all seven super fast.

02:16:15.000 Okay.

02:16:17.000 Let's see.

02:16:18.000 Is both of you on the line here?

02:16:20.000 Brian?

02:16:21.000 Brian, what's up?

02:16:24.000 Hey, boys, how you doing, eh?

02:16:25.000 Fine, fine, fine.

02:16:26.000 What's up?

02:16:29.000 Hey, I'm calling about OnePug Life.

02:16:30.000 He showed in yesterday's Day of Canada episode.

02:16:33.000 Uh-huh.

02:16:35.000 He was arrested while going to a BLM protest in Ontario.

02:16:42.000 He was kind of swatted.

02:16:43.000 He's got an episode up called It's a Conspiracy.

02:16:46.000 He was arrested for conspiracy to commit assault with a weapon.

02:16:51.000 Who was?

02:16:53.000 One Pug Life.

02:16:55.000 No way.

02:16:58.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:16:59.000 We'll look that up. 1.00

02:17:01.000 One Pug Life got arrested, poor bastard. 1.00

02:17:03.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

02:17:04.000 We love that guy. 1.00

02:17:05.000 He's such the perfect hoser.

02:17:08.000 And he's a mechanic, which I'm jealous of.

02:17:11.000 All right, next call.

02:17:12.000 Oh, we're going to not look that up.

02:17:14.000 Nope.

02:17:15.000 All right.

02:17:17.000 One day.

02:17:19.000 Christine Marie.

02:17:22.000 Oh, one second.

02:17:23.000 One second.

02:17:24.000 Unmuting.

02:17:24.000 One second.

02:17:26.000 Christine Marie.

02:17:28.000 Hello.

02:17:29.000 Hey, Christine. 0.99

02:17:31.000 Hey, how are you?

02:17:32.000 I'm good.

02:17:33.000 How are you doing?

02:17:35.000 Well, I'm doing great. 1.00

02:17:37.000 My daughter, who is about to turn 12, wanted me to ask you about the riots, but I know that you hate that bullshit. 0.97

02:17:44.000 So right now, what I want to talk to you is, listen, this is ridiculous, but when I was like 10, my dad and I were like play wrestling like dirk dirk, and I purposely farted on his head, and he didn't talk to me for like five days. 0.98

02:18:02.000 That's ridiculous.

02:18:03.000 If someone... 0.99

02:18:08.000 The rule at my house is if you fart on your mother, you're going to have like no screens for five days. 0.92

02:18:13.000 But fart on me, I don't care. 0.97

02:18:15.000 Fart on me once, shame on me.

02:18:17.000 Fart on me twice, won't get farted on again. 0.98

02:18:21.000 But you're to answer your daughter's question, the riots are a bunch of spoiled brats having a temper tantrum. 1.00

02:18:32.000 There's no other way about it.

02:18:34.000 They have nothing to offer.

02:18:35.000 They can't defend their position.

02:18:39.000 She's dancing around, by the way.

02:18:42.000 She's so excited you're talking to her.

02:18:43.000 Her name's Emily.

02:18:44.000 But also, Texas mandated masks now. 1.00

02:18:48.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:18:50.000 And they closed the bars back down again. 1.00

02:18:52.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.88

02:18:53.000 Texas had a spike because air conditioning, because they were stuck in their homes. 0.98

02:18:58.000 Oh, my God. 0.93

02:18:59.000 My brother's a doctor in Ohio, and he's just telling me, like, this is ridiculous.

02:19:04.000 He has 10,000, this is like a couple weeks ago, 10,000 patients in his clinic.

02:19:08.000 There's five doctors.

02:19:10.000 10 got the virus.

02:19:11.000 All of them recovered.

02:19:13.000 All he's doing is laughing about all this stuff that he's concerned about the economy. 0.91

02:19:18.000 And, you know, he's like, literally, this is ridiculous. 0.65

02:19:23.000 Family doctor goes around, you know, 23 years, me, too, teacher. 0.85

02:19:28.000 And he can't say any of that.

02:19:29.000 It would be the end of his practice.

02:19:33.000 I know, I know, I know.

02:19:34.000 He just subtly sends me stuff, and I send him subtly stuff.

02:19:38.000 So, you know, that's how it is.

02:19:40.000 But I'm speaking up, man.

02:19:42.000 I messaged Ryan the other day because I got like a $2.3 thousand dollar reach or like a like on Twitter because I called that Brian Stettler or whatever.

02:19:55.000 I said he was an activist, not a journalist. 0.98

02:19:58.000 And I got like a lot of retweets and shit. 0.99

02:20:01.000 So you just told the truth, which has become a sin. 0.97

02:20:04.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

02:20:05.000 Thank you, Avon, for Russ.

02:20:07.000 We're powering through these calls.

02:20:08.000 Next.

02:20:09.000 Okay.

02:20:10.000 Next.

02:20:11.000 Relationship advice.

02:20:12.000 Go.

02:20:16.000 Hey, am I on?

02:20:17.000 You're on.

02:20:19.000 Okay, so here's the deal to you.

02:20:21.000 I'm going to be straight up.

02:20:23.000 I have a girlfriend whom I love, but the dilemma is I can either go to law school here in the U.S. or I can move to where she is in South Africa, and I have an excellent job, pays amazing, and political stuff that I can do.

02:20:42.000 Both ways, I want to, you know, like fight the good fight, but I have no idea what to do.

02:20:49.000 Can she come here?

02:20:53.000 No, she can't because of COVID and a mess up with the visa.

02:20:57.000 So how it turns out is it's a true dilemma where I have to pick if I want to move there and start a new life.

02:21:07.000 And I mean, you've talked about South Africa.

02:21:09.000 You know the deal, you know, but also like I really want to help people.

02:21:14.000 You're not going to South Africa.

02:21:17.000 You know what I do when I meet people from South Africa?

02:21:19.000 I go, defect.

02:21:21.000 When I meet guys with nannies or au pairs who are from South Africa, I go, defect. 1.00

02:21:26.000 So that's my answer to you.

02:21:27.000 Either get her here or end the relationship.

02:21:30.000 You cannot go to South Africa. 1.00

02:21:32.000 It is fucking hell on earth. 1.00

02:21:34.000 Thank you for calling. 1.00

02:21:35.000 We got to power through these.

02:21:36.000 Running out of time.

02:21:37.000 Yeah, we got three minutes in the cards.

02:21:41.000 Next.

02:21:42.000 Scotty.

02:21:43.000 Scotty.

02:21:45.000 Wagwan.

02:21:46.000 Wagwan.

02:21:47.000 Kevin.

02:21:48.000 Yo.

02:21:49.000 Why you vex me so?

02:21:50.000 Me no feel why.

02:21:51.000 We got all my teams going on here.

02:21:53.000 I got Babylon closing in on me, you know.

02:21:57.000 This pertains to current events, and I think this is close to your boy Tucker's heart, but I'm an adequate landscaper.

02:22:05.000 I've been doing it for a year and been getting good at it, if you will.

02:22:10.000 And I was wondering how do you get your lawn to look so good?

02:22:15.000 Have you seen my lawn?

02:22:16.000 Been being good at it, if you will.

02:22:19.000 The way you get, okay, that's the last call.

02:22:20.000 Thank you for calling, sir.

02:22:21.000 I'll answer your call off the air.

02:22:23.000 Not off the air, but out of this call.

02:22:24.000 The way you get your lawn to look good is to mow it as regularly as possible. 0.95

02:22:29.000 Grass is a weed, and if it can be constantly trimmed, that weed will overpower lesser weeds like crabgrass and dandelions and all that other shit. 0.88

02:22:40.000 Once you let your lawn be who it wants to be, it will dominate the lawn. 0.98

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 03, 2020

GOML LIVE #54 - GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE

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