Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E182 - THE LOST GIRLS [2020-07-06 - S02E182

00:00:07.000 Being good, I'm a bad bitch.

00:00:09.000 I'm sick of motherfuckers trying to tell me how to live.

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 I'm a boss and draw with him.

00:00:22.000 He fucking with the stay and cuz he in the wild women.

00:00:24.000 Put them legs on his head, now he loves tall women.

00:00:27.000 You'll never catch me calling these niggas.

00:00:29.000 Ah!

00:00:31.000 Bye.

00:00:33.000 That was the incredibly creative Megan the Stallion Girls in the Hood.

00:00:40.000 Go find the other video, Ryan, the remix video.

00:00:43.000 So she just ripped off Boys in the Hood from NWA.

00:00:47.000 And then her video is Mad Max.

00:00:52.000 So that's a ripoff of a rip-off.

00:00:53.000 Because Tupac already did a Mad Max video.

00:00:57.000 Right?

00:00:59.000 Yeah, California.

00:01:01.000 California goes out to party.

00:01:04.000 California goes out of party.

00:01:12.000 California goes out to party.

00:01:15.000 In the middle of these madmen, they want to hurt me.

00:01:21.000 I'm a hot girl.

00:01:22.000 I do hot spinach fans.

00:01:25.000 Shut up, you stupid bitch.

00:01:26.000 Looks like Thin Lizzo, but not Thin.

00:01:29.000 Thin Lizzo.

00:01:31.000 The girls are back in town.

00:01:34.000 Where are they?

00:01:37.000 When black girls are that dressed up, you look at her and you're like, I wonder what she looks like.

00:01:42.000 Because I have no idea.

00:01:43.000 Everything you see is fake.

00:01:45.000 It's the same with Gwen Stefani.

00:01:47.000 She always has so many layers of makeup on.

00:01:49.000 You look at her and go, I wonder what she looks like.

00:01:51.000 Right.

00:01:52.000 If you have to go to like the prop department to get ready for the day, that's not good.

00:01:57.000 But then there's some girls that they could be covered in diarrhea and you'd go, what a knockout.

00:02:02.000 Like I saw Cloverfield with the kids.

00:02:04.000 Great movie for your kids if they're like 12, 11, 12 and up.

00:02:08.000 I would not recommend it for youngsters.

00:02:10.000 But there's a chick in that who is...

00:02:17.000 Prepare to poop in your panties, gentlemen.

00:02:20.000 And ladies, prepare to feel insignificant.

00:02:23.000 That's how I feel every day.

00:02:27.000 What's the cast?

00:02:29.000 Jessica Lil.

00:02:30.000 Odette Annabelle.

00:02:32.000 Odette Annabelle.

00:02:36.000 That's a weird picture.

00:02:38.000 Okay, just look her name.

00:02:39.000 Just put her name into Google or Dr. Images.

00:02:46.000 That's a way better way to look at broads.

00:02:48.000 Yeah.

00:02:49.000 What the fuck is that?

00:02:53.000 I don't really like all any of those pictures, though.

00:02:58.000 She's a good actor.

00:03:00.000 You're supposed to say actor.

00:03:01.000 But she's not really in anything.

00:03:03.000 I guess she doesn't put out...

00:03:12.000 Which is why you should never let your daughter become an actress.

00:03:17.000 It's prostitution.

00:03:19.000 All of those women have sucked their way to the top.

00:03:21.000 And all those women hung around with Harvey Weinstein.

00:03:24.000 Oh, that's a good picture of her.

00:03:26.000 Maybe not.

00:03:28.000 All of those women, all of those bitch actresses knew about Harvey Weinstein and loved him.

00:03:32.000 He gets gigs.

00:03:32.000 Whatever.

00:03:34.000 And then it became unfashionable and they fucking threw him under the bus.

00:03:39.000 I almost chose this song with Erica Badu, who this genius nerd managed to channel her mental illness into a song.

00:03:50.000 Medulla Blangata.

00:03:54.000 Up in this bitch, Erica Badu.

00:03:57.000 Bitch!

00:03:58.000 Should we make something?

00:03:59.000 Let's do it.

00:04:00.000 All right, let's make something.

00:04:05.000 Those are those little looping things that Reggie Watts uses.

00:04:17.000 Aren't white men amazing?

00:04:19.000 We can take mental illness and turn it into a cool song.

00:04:23.000 What the fuck is on her head?

00:04:25.000 A polygon?

00:04:30.000 Anyway, how was your July 4th, Rye Guy?

00:04:34.000 Pretty cool.

00:04:35.000 Pretty fun.

00:04:36.000 Lots of fireworks, lots of food.

00:04:38.000 Did you get laid?

00:04:40.000 No, I did not get laid.

00:04:41.000 Why are you so...

00:04:46.000 I'm not allergic to pussy.

00:04:48.000 Frankly, that's what he says.

00:04:50.000 I don't get laid for one weekend.

00:04:51.000 What is it?

00:04:52.000 One week?

00:04:52.000 He's allergic to lawyer.

00:04:53.000 One year?

00:04:54.000 One weekend.

00:04:56.000 When did you last get laid?

00:04:58.000 It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.

00:05:02.000 It's been a long time.

00:05:04.000 You got two chicks at your house begging to 69.

00:05:08.000 And they weren't there.

00:05:08.000 Your house.

00:05:09.000 And you're like, I better get them a blanket.

00:05:11.000 They're begging for blankets and AC and food and smells to be gone and ding and dong.

00:05:18.000 Why July 4th?

00:05:19.000 Couldn't have sucked more.

00:05:21.000 It was my worst ever.

00:05:23.000 We were invited to this people's house and I've got my outfit on, an incredible ensemble that's top to bottom.

00:05:30.000 Gorgeous.

00:05:35.000 Including a USA fanny pouch.

00:05:37.000 Look how hot I am.

00:05:38.000 Anyway, I'm ready to go, like at one.

00:05:42.000 And now they're at their country club and they've had trouble.

00:05:46.000 The pool, I guess, goes in shifts at the country clubs.

00:05:50.000 So they didn't get their shift till like five.

00:05:53.000 And I go, I said to my wife, why the fuck did they invite us over then?

00:05:56.000 You don't invite people over for July 4th, but also go to your country club that day.

00:06:02.000 Why don't you go fucking golfing?

00:06:04.000 Why don't you go to Disneyland the day of your fucking Christmas party?

00:06:08.000 The fuck?

00:06:10.000 So we're not invited over till 6.30.

00:06:13.000 And I was so pissed, I just had to go to a bar.

00:06:16.000 And I said, I'll take my motorcycle.

00:06:18.000 I'll meet you there.

00:06:18.000 This is fucking, I've got to get out of this funk.

00:06:20.000 And it worked like a charm.

00:06:21.000 Isn't that an amazing thing about a bar?

00:06:23.000 Boop.

00:06:24.000 I was ready to murder people.

00:06:26.000 Anyway, my wife and the woman there, they organized The whole thing.

00:06:30.000 They went and got fireworks.

00:06:32.000 I didn't handle anything.

00:06:33.000 I don't know why.

00:06:35.000 Usually, our town has fireworks and they cancel them this year.

00:06:37.000 And I, I don't know, I didn't, I failed.

00:06:40.000 When you're really mad about something, you're often mad at yourself.

00:06:44.000 And I think I'm mad at myself.

00:06:46.000 So, in fucking Connecticut, first of all, in New York, you cannot buy fireworks anywhere.

00:06:51.000 In Connecticut, they don't have projectiles.

00:06:55.000 What am I?

00:06:55.000 What?

00:06:56.000 Two years old?

00:06:57.000 It's just the fuzz things.

00:07:01.000 It goes about four or five feet high.

00:07:03.000 Terrible.

00:07:04.000 My son, my youngest son, Johnny, was like standing right next to it.

00:07:08.000 And here's a doozy.

00:07:09.000 You ready for this one?

00:07:11.000 The male host of the party went into the pool to be safe.

00:07:16.000 To be safe from the fireworks.

00:07:18.000 We had the weakest, gayest fireworks I've ever been around in my life.

00:07:22.000 And he was in the pool.

00:07:23.000 And then I was thinking later, wait a minute.

00:07:26.000 If I thought something was so dangerous that someone was going to get hurt, I'd have my wife and kids in the pool.

00:07:32.000 Right.

00:07:32.000 And I would be standing there, like, ready to put out the fire.

00:07:34.000 That's like a prolonged version of that avalanche movie where he just throws his kid and wife to the house.

00:07:40.000 Woman and children first.

00:07:42.000 You guys go check it out.

00:07:43.000 So there's a place in Pennsylvania called Phantom.

00:07:47.000 It's the best place.

00:07:48.000 You know it, right?

00:07:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:49.000 Oh, you used to work right down the street from there, didn't you?

00:07:51.000 That's Madam Morris PA.

00:07:52.000 Madam Morris, yeah.

00:07:54.000 So they have a deal that's two for one if you spend 400 bucks.

00:07:59.000 So me and my African-American comrade, Curtis Brown, would go down there and we'd each spend 200 bucks, which gets us to 400, which means we have $800 worth of fireworks.

00:08:10.000 And then we would go to these homos who live nearby.

00:08:14.000 They have a big graveyard in their backyard.

00:08:16.000 They bought a church.

00:08:18.000 And it was like nom.

00:08:20.000 We would each have lighters and I wouldn't even see them.

00:08:23.000 I was just going and we would just dazzle the party.

00:08:29.000 Dazzle them.

00:08:31.000 This was just.

00:08:32.000 Imagine a chick bought your fireworks.

00:08:34.000 Imagine how gay they would be.

00:08:36.000 It's colorful.

00:08:37.000 No, it wasn't even that colorful.

00:08:39.000 So that was the worst July 4th I've ever had.

00:08:44.000 You had a blast.

00:08:44.000 Lots of cool fireworks.

00:08:46.000 The fireworks were off the chizzy.

00:08:48.000 Everyone was sending me pictures too.

00:08:50.000 Like Maddie Odell was sending me this.

00:08:52.000 It looked like a military operation.

00:08:54.000 It looked like Serbia.

00:08:56.000 Just yeah, the whole thing was like smoky.

00:09:01.000 Like it was just, we were just in smoke.

00:09:04.000 Fucking Tommy Morello in Brooklyn.

00:09:07.000 They take over their entire block.

00:09:09.000 You know those things, those ones that go, oh yeah.

00:09:12.000 They had massive roles of those.

00:09:14.000 They rolled down the streets.

00:09:15.000 I have footage of them setting that up at the place that I got here.

00:09:20.000 Legend has it that he has these welders that are his neighbors that compete with each other to make cannons.

00:09:28.000 And when the cops show up, they just go, we don't know what the fuck?

00:09:31.000 Jesus.

00:09:32.000 Where the hell did that come from?

00:09:33.000 Yeah, that's what they had.

00:09:35.000 The entire street.

00:09:37.000 And what am I looking at?

00:09:38.000 I'm looking at something I would hold in my hand, no problem.

00:09:42.000 I would light it off indoors.

00:09:44.000 The smoke might set off the fire alarm.

00:09:47.000 Maybe.

00:09:48.000 That's how fucking lame it was.

00:09:51.000 But there was cool people out there doing cool stuff.

00:09:54.000 Do you have those links I sent you?

00:09:56.000 One, three?

00:09:56.000 What was that?

00:09:57.000 So LA said, from now on, fireworks are illegal.

00:10:00.000 Oh, that one's cool.

00:10:02.000 Look at this guy.

00:10:02.000 I think this is an old video.

00:10:04.000 I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.

00:10:04.000 But this is what was...

00:10:11.000 How awesome is that?

00:10:13.000 I hope you got oven mitts on, dude.

00:10:17.000 What the hell?

00:10:18.000 You know, that might be the best thing in the world.

00:10:22.000 Like, what's better than that?

00:10:23.000 Seeing motorhead, front row seats?

00:10:25.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 It's pretty odd.

00:10:29.000 I don't even think getting blown while doing that would improve it.

00:10:32.000 I think it would take away from it.

00:10:33.000 That might be better than a blowjob.

00:10:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:37.000 It looks cooler.

00:10:39.000 Yeah.

00:10:43.000 Okay.

00:10:44.000 When are those things going to end?

00:10:48.000 Okay.

00:10:49.000 And then look at LA.

00:10:51.000 So LA is told, I used to hate LA before I saw this video.

00:10:55.000 LA was told, no fireworks anywhere.

00:10:57.000 You will be arrested.

00:10:59.000 And LA said, okay, no problem, boss.

00:11:01.000 Wait, is that a picture?

00:11:03.000 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so.

00:11:04.000 Look at that.

00:11:06.000 Fuck you.

00:11:08.000 To the bureaucrats telling people what to do.

00:11:10.000 Those have got to be Mexicans, right?

00:11:12.000 Yeah, that's what it must be.

00:11:14.000 Illegal aliens with illegal fireworks.

00:11:15.000 Wow.

00:11:20.000 Actually, you know what?

00:11:21.000 While I was in my funk at the bar, preparing to go to my very late, worst July 4th of all time.

00:11:29.000 Of all time.

00:11:30.000 There wasn't even anyone there.

00:11:32.000 They had one family come over as guests.

00:11:35.000 Okay.

00:11:37.000 Luckily, he had just been canceled.

00:11:40.000 So he had a good story.

00:11:42.000 I'm at the point now where I think we're at 100% cancel rate.

00:11:46.000 I was just in the bathroom looking at Instagram.

00:11:49.000 John Joseph Cro-Mag was supposed to be the front of their Lululemon's male line.

00:11:56.000 I guess Lululemon was going to have a male clothing line.

00:11:58.000 John Joseph Cromag, the fittest person possibly alive, regularly does triathlons.

00:12:04.000 But he wrote a book called Meat is for Pussies.

00:12:07.000 He's a vegan.

00:12:08.000 And other vegans found that offensive, so they harassed Lululemon until they canceled the whole thing.

00:12:16.000 Because he said the word pussies, and that's sexist.

00:12:19.000 Meanwhile, this guy's fucking life has just been, he was an orphan as a kid, raised on the streets of New York, abandoned by his parents and foster parents, abused by foster parents.

00:12:31.000 Anyway, so I'm in the bar and the bartender's telling me about a disgusting thing that happened to him.

00:12:38.000 Ready for the gross?

00:12:39.000 So he stands on a nail.

00:12:41.000 It gets tetanus.

00:12:43.000 It's infected.

00:12:45.000 It gets so badly infected, the antibiotics were doing nothing.

00:12:48.000 So they cut the pad of his toe off.

00:12:51.000 Now, the pad is a very important thing.

00:12:55.000 So now, without the pad, every time he takes a step, his toe touches, his toe bone touches like the edge of his skin.

00:13:04.000 It's almost puncturing the skin now.

00:13:07.000 Why are you freaking out, you fucking?

00:13:09.000 Because I can feel it.

00:13:12.000 it's not even that gross.

00:13:13.000 It's just annoying.

00:13:14.000 Anyway, I came up with this idea.

00:13:18.000 Use your weenus.

00:13:20.000 You know, this skin here on your elbow is called weenus?

00:13:23.000 Let's cut off a piece of that, a nickel-sized piece, stitch it up, and put the weenus on your toe.

00:13:29.000 And then I came up with this idea, intuitive surgeon, because I was like, I'll do it.

00:13:34.000 Have a Xanax, some fucking beers.

00:13:38.000 And then you'll do it right now.

00:13:40.000 No, I won't take the Xanax.

00:13:41.000 I have to be sober.

00:13:42.000 I might have a beer.

00:13:44.000 And there's two homos at the end of the bar.

00:13:47.000 And I'm in a great mood now.

00:13:48.000 And I'm like, what do you think of that?

00:13:50.000 It's a new thing.

00:13:50.000 Intuitive surgery.

00:13:52.000 And obviously you can't do it here, but like in another country.

00:13:58.000 And then there's a white gay and a Chilean gay.

00:14:01.000 Chile is very homophobic.

00:14:03.000 So if you're gay in Chile, you better get away.

00:14:06.000 Chile, it's a gay.

00:14:11.000 Chile, I'm gay.

00:14:15.000 I just took your joke and made it worse.

00:14:18.000 I just repeated it with less words.

00:14:21.000 Anyway, so the white gay, and this is what I hate about mixed race couples, the white is always so proud of their little token.

00:14:30.000 So he is like, he's a Chilean.

00:14:33.000 Did you know that?

00:14:34.000 South America?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, I'm very familiar with Chile, and you're pronouncing it wrong.

00:14:39.000 And it is the West, okay?

00:14:41.000 ABC in South America, Argentina, Brazil, Chile.

00:14:45.000 They are as Western and rich as America, Canada.

00:14:50.000 The rent is the same as it is here.

00:14:52.000 There's nothing different about Chile.

00:14:55.000 So, fuck off.

00:14:56.000 Even their flag is like Texas flag.

00:14:58.000 And he's like, and then the Chilean obviously is civilized and doesn't fucking need this bullshit.

00:15:03.000 He's not a token.

00:15:04.000 He's like, yeah, no, you couldn't do it in Chile.

00:15:07.000 Maybe Colombia.

00:15:08.000 And I'm like, yeah, Nicaragua.

00:15:10.000 And then the dumbass white guy realizes he's in over his head.

00:15:13.000 He was bragging about having a Chilean boyfriend.

00:15:16.000 Meanwhile, that's like bragging that your friends from fucking Sweden.

00:15:19.000 And then he was like, Costa Rica, maybe?

00:15:23.000 No, dickweed.

00:15:24.000 Costa Rica is pretty darn civilized.

00:15:27.000 He started joining in?

00:15:28.000 Because he realized like the CIA retires there, so they make sure it's in control.

00:15:28.000 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 It's the one country in Central America that's safe.

00:15:38.000 Panama.

00:15:39.000 But wouldn't that be fun?

00:15:41.000 I moved to Nicaragua and people come in with a problem and I'm just like, hmm, let's try antibiotics.

00:15:51.000 Oh, there's a weeping sore.

00:15:53.000 I'll try, like, I guess I'll wash it and then I'll try stitching it up.

00:15:58.000 And is this free?

00:16:00.000 No, you pay me.

00:16:01.000 Oh, what the fuck?

00:16:02.000 So I have very bad infection on pinky.

00:16:06.000 I have to have it remove.

00:16:08.000 Okay.

00:16:09.000 I assume you like, you cauterize it or something?

00:16:14.000 You just yell it.

00:16:15.000 Get out a hacksaw.

00:16:17.000 I bought this online.

00:16:18.000 It's numbing stuff.

00:16:19.000 I'll inject that in.

00:16:21.000 Blacks do it all the time.

00:16:23.000 You know those fucking butt guys?

00:16:25.000 Butt guys?

00:16:26.000 Yeah, the guys who make your fake butt?

00:16:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:29.000 A woman was putting it.

00:16:30.000 Some guy was putting an insulation foam into women's asses.

00:16:33.000 They died.

00:16:35.000 Well, you might have some deaths.

00:16:37.000 oh I'm gonna have some deaths It's Nicaragua.

00:16:41.000 I'm not going to go and cut your finger off, but if you come to me, She can flip her ass cheeks into like Hellboy's horns.

00:16:54.000 You're going to be heaving a lot.

00:16:56.000 If you can't look at a picture of that.

00:16:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:59.000 How are you going to cut up a person?

00:17:01.000 Why the fuck?

00:17:02.000 I do not get butt implants.

00:17:04.000 I don't mean I don't have them.

00:17:06.000 I mean, you're sitting on your ass.

00:17:08.000 Look, you look at 650-pound life.

00:17:11.000 They're sit on their ass so much, it's misshapen, and it's a big shelf thing.

00:17:15.000 You know?

00:17:16.000 That's a real ass that God made, and it can't handle sitting on it all the time.

00:17:21.000 So implants, you're constantly sitting on implants?

00:17:24.000 Like take a tit thing, a silicon tit implant, and just sit on it everywhere you go.

00:17:29.000 Cement everywhere.

00:17:31.000 It's going to be destroyed.

00:17:33.000 I don't understand.

00:17:35.000 All right, I've got a great, exciting story, Ryan.

00:17:38.000 Yes.

00:17:38.000 You ready?

00:17:39.000 It's even better than the Chilean bar story, which was a lot less fun than I thought it was.

00:17:45.000 It seemed really interesting when I wrote it down here.

00:17:48.000 So I'm at the beach this weekend, not far from my home.

00:17:53.000 And I bring my son there, and these three women come up to me, walk up to me, and I go, here we go, Karen Alert.

00:18:05.000 And they go, hi, I just want you to know I'm a huge fan of your podcast.

00:18:10.000 These women were like 40, 50, 60, right?

00:18:15.000 And they go, we think the way you were treated in your neighborhood was terrible.

00:18:20.000 I think my son has introduced himself to you.

00:18:22.000 His name's Luke.

00:18:24.000 And, you know, we're really glad to see you here, blah, blah, blah.

00:18:29.000 That's awesome.

00:18:30.000 You're great.

00:18:31.000 And, you know, you've really been wronged.

00:18:35.000 You and your family have been wronged.

00:18:37.000 And we think it's just terrible.

00:18:38.000 We're so angry at the people who harassed you and your family.

00:18:42.000 I was like, well, thank you very much.

00:18:44.000 That's very nice.

00:18:45.000 So I'm sitting down.

00:18:47.000 It's hard to get my youngest to play because these fucking screens have ruined his mind.

00:18:52.000 So apparently in the game Brawl Stars, there's gems.

00:18:57.000 And you need that makes buys you more shit.

00:19:00.000 So I said, tell you what, if you catch three crabs, I'll give you 175 gems.

00:19:04.000 If you get one crab, I'll give you 80 gems.

00:19:08.000 Next thing you know, he's hunting for crabs like a monster for two hours.

00:19:12.000 I had to bribe him.

00:19:14.000 Anyway, so I'm sitting there and I'm reading the New York Post and this gorgeous, hunky, blonde male model that is beefcake comes over and he's holding his chain Like this, and he starts doing a sexy dance, like a very hippie, like hip using your hips, very ass dance that you would expect a black woman to do, like the woman we just saw.

00:19:43.000 That Megan the Stallion.

00:19:45.000 He did a Megan the Stallion dance holding his chain.

00:19:49.000 And then he says, You're not welcome here.

00:19:51.000 What?

00:19:52.000 And then he goes to the dance?

00:19:53.000 Ew.

00:19:53.000 Yes.

00:19:54.000 And then he goes up to each of the lifeguards and says something.

00:19:58.000 And then he goes back.

00:19:59.000 He's a lifeguard.

00:20:00.000 Then he goes back to the lifeguard tent, right?

00:20:03.000 So now I can't fight him with my son right there.

00:20:07.000 So I put a shirt on.

00:20:09.000 I go, Johnny, come here.

00:20:11.000 I go to the tent and I say, stand there in the cool sand so you don't get hot, but stand here and wait here.

00:20:17.000 And I go over and I just walk into his tent.

00:20:19.000 He goes, get the fuck out of my tent.

00:20:20.000 No, get out of my tent.

00:20:21.000 He wasn't swearing.

00:20:22.000 I go, what the fuck's your problem?

00:20:23.000 What's your problem?

00:20:23.000 You fucking retard.

00:20:25.000 And he goes, what is your little dance?

00:20:27.000 He's like, he just keeps going, get out of my tent, get out of my tent.

00:20:30.000 I go, you should make a t-shirt of that.

00:20:30.000 Like in a loop.

00:20:32.000 And then.

00:20:33.000 Get off my loan.

00:20:34.000 Get out of my tent.

00:20:35.000 And then I go, I'm not getting out of your fucking tent.

00:20:38.000 Like I was going to take a step back.

00:20:40.000 Sorry.

00:20:41.000 While I'm yelling at you, I'll be in the correct position.

00:20:45.000 I respect your plastic four walls.

00:20:47.000 I go, what's your little game?

00:20:48.000 Your chain?

00:20:49.000 He goes, it's Star David.

00:20:51.000 You didn't see it?

00:20:52.000 No, you were like 15 feet away, you faggot pussy.

00:20:55.000 And the funny part I'm realizing now is it wasn't a Star David.

00:20:59.000 It was that Hebrew word that looks like pie.

00:21:02.000 Lechaim?

00:21:02.000 Oh, Lechaim?

00:21:03.000 What does that mean?

00:21:04.000 Life.

00:21:05.000 Life.

00:21:08.000 I have life on my neck.

00:21:09.000 Hi, I'm a big life fan.

00:21:12.000 As you can see, I'm living it.

00:21:14.000 Hi, I'm alive.

00:21:17.000 Anyway, so he's got a life Jewish thing, but he doesn't have it.

00:21:21.000 The other guy has it.

00:21:22.000 And he goes, you hate Jews or something like that.

00:21:26.000 And I go, yeah, that's what was around his neck.

00:21:30.000 And I go, what?

00:21:32.000 And he goes, the Proud Boys.

00:21:35.000 And I said, Proud Boys Israel, there's hundreds of fucking Jewish Proud Boys.

00:21:38.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:21:40.000 And then when I call them a fucking imbecile and retard and stuff like that, they go, oh, we better get Pat or whatever the main lifeguard was.

00:21:49.000 So to be clear, I didn't go to their bosses.

00:21:53.000 I was taking it up with them.

00:21:54.000 And you know what I realized after?

00:21:57.000 He didn't have the chain anymore.

00:21:58.000 And the other Jewish guy who was sitting down, he was the one with the L'chaim around his neck.

00:22:05.000 So then I found out later, he complained to the beach manager that he feels uncomfortable with me there as a Jew.

00:22:11.000 These are all fucking rich kids, by the way.

00:22:14.000 In a Jewish neighborhood where they get whatever they want, whenever they want.

00:22:19.000 But they're pretending to be black.

00:22:21.000 So this pussy gives, the white guy probably goes, I'll go handle it.

00:22:25.000 I'll tell him to fuck off.

00:22:26.000 Here, give me your chain.

00:22:27.000 I'll be the Jew.

00:22:28.000 So the blonde buff guy wears the Jewish chain, comes over and does his little dance.

00:22:34.000 So when he was drawn to the channel, like it was a crucifix.

00:22:39.000 While he was dancing, he was holding it like this.

00:22:42.000 But, you know, it's a very small little gold thing, and you're covering it with your fingers.

00:22:46.000 So I just see someone going like this with a chain, like he's rich.

00:22:49.000 Are you showing me that you've got a gold chain that's bigger than mine?

00:22:52.000 What the fuck?

00:22:53.000 So, yeah, the white kid was doing it on his behalf.

00:22:57.000 My God.

00:22:58.000 This is the second time this happened.

00:22:59.000 Another time was at a bar near my house, and this British guy comes over to say, my friend over there playing pool is Jewish, and he says he feels unsafe with you here.

00:23:06.000 I told you the story a million times.

00:23:08.000 And I said, that's the most pussy thing I've ever heard in my life.

00:23:12.000 And then the other guy goes, no, it isn't.

00:23:13.000 And I said, yes, it is.

00:23:14.000 And he goes, no, it isn't.

00:23:15.000 And we did, no, it isn't.

00:23:16.000 Yes, it is, approximately 12 times as adult males.

00:23:21.000 So anyway, I keep yelling at them.

00:23:24.000 And they go, so you're not a white supremacist?

00:23:28.000 The fuck?

00:23:29.000 I go, no.

00:23:30.000 And that's a fucking insulting thing to say.

00:23:32.000 My new thing is to be called a Nazi is like calling a black person the N-word.

00:23:37.000 You know, these were bad guys and you're calling me that.

00:23:41.000 So fuck you.

00:23:43.000 You're going to call me, find the Andrew Breitbart thing.

00:23:47.000 Oh, of course.

00:23:48.000 Do it.

00:23:52.000 War.

00:23:56.000 So I'm screaming at them and not screaming, but I'm yelling and pointing and they're getting scared.

00:24:00.000 And I was just like, I think I could take both of you.

00:24:04.000 Let's fucking fight.

00:24:05.000 I will kick your ass any day of the week.

00:24:07.000 And I probably couldn't, actually.

00:24:10.000 But you know who I'm really mad at now?

00:24:12.000 Now that it's been like 24 hours?

00:24:14.000 That Jewish kid's father.

00:24:16.000 That Jewish kid's father has convinced him he's a victim.

00:24:19.000 He's in probably the most successful demographic in America, up there with Asians as far as GDP, wealth, whatever.

00:24:28.000 And his father has got it in his head that there's anti-Semites everywhere and he's a victim and he should be proud of his Judaism.

00:24:36.000 Like that's some sort of a controversial thing.

00:24:39.000 Like him wearing, you want to know what's controversial?

00:24:41.000 To have a shirt that says it's okay to be white.

00:24:44.000 That's white supremacy in 2020.

00:24:47.000 To not be ashamed.

00:24:48.000 To say all lives matter is white supremacy.

00:24:51.000 So to say that you can live, that you should be allowed to live and that it's okay for you to exist, that's racist.

00:24:58.000 So your little Jewish thing, it's like the fucking brackets, which drives me nuts.

00:25:05.000 When people on Twitter will have four brackets on either side to say, yeah, I'm Jewish.

00:25:09.000 I don't give a fuck if you got a problem with that.

00:25:13.000 This is a world where being black and gay is like being magic.

00:25:19.000 You're hired anywhere you go.

00:25:21.000 Laverne Cox is like on the cover of every magazine.

00:25:26.000 I just saw her doing a commercial where she's dancing around, proud to be a beautiful woman with her mutilated vagina.

00:25:34.000 We'll get, well, what was that?

00:25:37.000 2-7.

00:25:39.000 Like, this is what it's like to be black and gay in America.

00:25:43.000 I know you want to show off your gag-worthy, denim-on-denim look.

00:25:46.000 But right now, don't do it from your phone.

00:25:50.000 By the way, when I saw that commercial out of the corner of my eye, it was just at the boots part.

00:25:54.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.

00:25:56.000 This is cool to see.

00:25:57.000 You don't see that this much very often.

00:25:59.000 It's women Who are proud to be women?

00:26:02.000 They're proud to be sexy.

00:26:05.000 And then, of course, I look up and it's a goddamn dude.

00:26:09.000 The only time women can be sexy and confident in today's America is when they've been brutally surgically altered.

00:26:20.000 Men.

00:26:21.000 It's powerfully mentally ill gays.

00:26:23.000 It's your intuitive surgery thing.

00:26:24.000 Like, imagine you knew this gay dude who was like, hi, I'm a lady, and kept cutting himself.

00:26:29.000 You'd go like, whoa, that dude is loco.

00:26:33.000 Would you do intuitive genital surgery?

00:26:35.000 Reassignment?

00:26:37.000 What would you do?

00:26:37.000 Yes.

00:26:39.000 Well, I'd YouTube it.

00:26:41.000 I would just have the YouTube on and then just keep pausing.

00:26:45.000 Like, play pause.

00:26:46.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.000 Oh, I see the tutorial.

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:48.000 My brother and I built a teepee once and we bought it as a kit.

00:26:53.000 It cost like three grand.

00:26:55.000 It had all the wood and everything.

00:26:58.000 Those things are supposed to be like this.

00:26:59.000 They're called the ninth wonder of the world or something because they're so incredible and well designed.

00:27:04.000 Dude, setting up one of those, a real bona fide one that's like 50 feet tall, a real deal one, is so hard that we had a DVD player and it was like, play pause.

00:27:17.000 Play pause.

00:27:19.000 Like, okay, first you set up your sticks in this.

00:27:22.000 Okay.

00:27:23.000 Play pause.

00:27:24.000 Play pause.

00:27:25.000 We could only do increments of like three seconds.

00:27:28.000 Oh, like, there's a bunch of fat women doing it.

00:27:31.000 I guess I'm retarded.

00:27:34.000 No, there's a man telling them what to do, of course.

00:27:39.000 Anywho's.

00:27:44.000 Yeah, actually, just look up.

00:27:45.000 Go to 228.

00:27:47.000 So you see a guy's cutting his arms and shit.

00:27:52.000 What if this gay person was doing this instead of cutting his arms?

00:27:57.000 Go down?

00:28:01.000 You'd be traumatized.

00:28:02.000 I don't want to watch this anymore.

00:28:03.000 You'd start crying.

00:28:05.000 You'd call his parents and say, what can I do?

00:28:07.000 That's Laverne Cox.

00:28:09.000 Okay?

00:28:10.000 So we're not living in an era of extreme prejudice.

00:28:14.000 The opposite is true.

00:28:15.000 To a fault.

00:28:17.000 To a fault.

00:28:18.000 We are encouraging gays to genitally mutilate themselves.

00:28:22.000 So your little fucking chain is not blowing any minds.

00:28:27.000 Did you see, by the way, J.K. Rowling is saying, what's up with all this trans shit?

00:28:35.000 That's 2-9?

00:28:38.000 Okay, I had that picture there, but there we go.

00:28:43.000 No.

00:28:44.000 Did I say 2-9?

00:28:45.000 Oh, shit.

00:28:46.000 I got the wrong fucking one.

00:28:48.000 Anyway, J.K. Rowling tweeted out that this trans stuff.

00:28:55.000 Look this up.

00:28:56.000 You gotta see this.

00:29:00.000 Yeah, normally I would skip over it, but she's saying, this is starting to look like grooming.

00:29:08.000 What did she say?

00:29:10.000 Okay, that's it.

00:29:12.000 Yeah, you just had it, dude.

00:29:13.000 That was it?

00:29:14.000 Trans culture.

00:29:16.000 Turn it up.

00:29:17.000 Blow it up.

00:29:20.000 Trans culture is seeing the beloved author of your generation like a transphobic tweet from a troll account, which has repeatedly called you a man.

00:29:27.000 Okay, that's not good enough.

00:29:31.000 Oh, here we go.

00:29:31.000 J.K. Rowling.

00:29:32.000 Dress however you please.

00:29:34.000 Call yourself whatever you'd like.

00:29:35.000 Sleep with any consenting adult who will have you.

00:29:38.000 Live your best life with peace and security, but force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real.

00:29:42.000 I stand with Maya, blah, blah.

00:29:44.000 Oh, she said, she said a bunch of stuff.

00:29:46.000 That's right.

00:29:46.000 Yeah, but this is new.

00:29:47.000 So she's always said that, that people shouldn't be fired and there's only two genders.

00:29:52.000 That got her in a lot of shit.

00:29:54.000 But more recently, she said, oh, here it is.

00:29:57.000 July 5th, right?

00:29:58.000 Here we go.

00:29:58.000 Yeah, July 5th.

00:30:02.000 She goes, many health professionals are concerned that young people struggling with their mental health are being shunted towards hormones and surgery when this may not be in their best interest.

00:30:12.000 How many times have I said that?

00:30:15.000 Isn't it weird that I'm radical far-right who's banned everywhere?

00:30:20.000 And I say things like that.

00:30:22.000 Totally normal shit that every liberal in 2004 repeated.

00:30:26.000 Show that video of my NYU talk.

00:30:30.000 I have mediocre, bland politics that basically says things like that your dad says there's two genders of trans people are mentally ill.

00:30:40.000 So just this is us going to see, this is us walking to my talk.

00:30:52.000 Skip ahead.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, we were singing proud of your boy.

00:30:58.000 And then we get to the NYU, and you'd think I was like no KKK, no fascist USA.

00:31:25.000 That's what the mob is screaming at me when I'm going to do a talk, which was basically just this show.

00:31:33.000 Anyway, many, myself included, believe, this is the crucial one.

00:31:38.000 Ready?

00:31:39.000 Many, myself included, believe we are watching a new kind of conversion therapy for young gay people who are being set on a lifelong path of medicalization that may result in the loss of their fertility and or full sexual function.

00:31:54.000 2010, I said that.

00:31:56.000 I said, wait till you're 18, just like a tattoo.

00:31:59.000 Wait till you're 18, put on some red leather short shorts, go to the West Village and dance around a little bit.

00:32:04.000 I'm guessing you're going to be satisfied.

00:32:07.000 You don't have to fucking chop your dick off.

00:32:09.000 And the young lesbians, you don't need to remove your tits, okay?

00:32:12.000 That's what they do in the Middle East.

00:32:14.000 In Iran, they want to show that there's no gays.

00:32:17.000 So you know how they do that?

00:32:18.000 They surgically alter the gays.

00:32:20.000 And now, it's not a lesbian, it's a straight dude.

00:32:23.000 But, okay, now you can show that picture from the pictures.

00:32:28.000 Look at this.

00:32:28.000 June Birch.

00:32:29.000 J.K. Rowling needs to be quiet immediately.

00:32:32.000 She's literally harming the trans community.

00:32:34.000 She apparently just posted the clinic I went to as a child and said that they are experimenting on us when, in fact, Tavistock Clinic saved my life.

00:32:43.000 So J.K. Rowling was mocking this clinic and saying it damages people.

00:32:47.000 Look at the guy saying, leave that alone.

00:32:51.000 That clinic saved me.

00:32:53.000 It doesn't harm people.

00:32:55.000 Look how sane I am.

00:32:58.000 I'm blue.

00:33:00.000 Holy.

00:33:02.000 Possibly ain't that straight.

00:33:08.000 All right.

00:33:09.000 We still have a lot of shit to get to.

00:33:11.000 A lot of racial shit this year.

00:33:13.000 Shall we jump to so the easy for Prez.

00:33:19.000 That's new.

00:33:20.000 I'm going to have to start cutting stuff out.

00:33:23.000 I like what Roger Stone had to say about it.

00:33:25.000 What did he say?

00:33:26.000 Oh, it's on very cool.

00:33:26.000 You didn't see that?

00:33:28.000 It was on Instagram.

00:33:30.000 Via Culture with three T's.

00:33:32.000 He said, I like Kanye West.

00:33:34.000 I like his music a lot.

00:33:36.000 I don't know how much he looked into what it takes to be the president to get the amount of votes necessary.

00:33:44.000 I think the time has passed for that.

00:33:46.000 I will be voting for Trump.

00:33:47.000 I could just let him say it, but I think he's running for 2024.

00:33:52.000 He originally said 2020, but I think it would be in his best interest to do 2024, frankly.

00:34:02.000 This is Roger Stone.

00:34:03.000 So I read tonight online that Kanye West is running for president.

00:34:08.000 I really like Kanye West.

00:34:10.000 I like his rejection of identity politics.

00:34:13.000 I like his devotion to Jesus Christ.

00:34:16.000 I like his strength and his independence.

00:34:19.000 And I admire his wife's efforts to bring real change and reform to our criminal justice system.

00:34:25.000 I also like his music.

00:34:27.000 His album, Jesus is King, blew me away.

00:34:30.000 I think Sayla.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, but basically, I wrapped it up.

00:34:32.000 Basically, he said that it's too late to run as an independent right now.

00:34:35.000 Well, go to that TMZ link because they say 2024.

00:34:40.000 Okay.

00:34:40.000 I want to have to run for president 2024.

00:34:42.000 I'll walk with new name.

00:34:43.000 I think people just misunderstood it.

00:34:45.000 This was 2019.

00:34:46.000 This was November 8th, 2019.

00:34:50.000 So he's changing his mind now?

00:34:52.000 The Dems, all of their eggs are in the black basket.

00:34:56.000 If anything happens to the black vote, they lose.

00:35:00.000 And that's what's happening.

00:35:02.000 So I don't, this is great for us either way because he'll siphon black votes away from Trump a little bit, but definitely away from the Dems.

00:35:12.000 Trump doesn't really, he's not exactly drowning in black votes.

00:35:17.000 So the Dems need that.

00:35:20.000 The right doesn't.

00:35:21.000 All right.

00:35:23.000 We got to jump ahead here.

00:35:26.000 Check out this CNN talking about Mount Rushmore.

00:35:30.000 Fake news is in overdrive now.

00:35:32.000 Conservatives are getting banned, censored in droves.

00:35:36.000 And then the fake news is going so radical left.

00:35:40.000 Corporations are woke.

00:35:44.000 Antifa's on the move.

00:35:46.000 BLM is everywhere.

00:35:48.000 So it's either you stay radical left or you're a Nazi and you have to be banned.

00:35:55.000 That's where we're at.

00:35:56.000 And it's essentially election meddling.

00:35:58.000 This weird video, by the way, shows the logo for like 10 seconds.

00:36:05.000 Okay, turn it up.

00:36:10.000 Look at this.

00:36:11.000 I can read.

00:36:13.000 Independence Day weekend, President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore, where he'll be standing in front of a monument of two slave owners and on land wrestled away from Native Americans told that to quote, tear down our country's history.

00:36:28.000 Visiting Mount Rushmore today, Bernie Sanders taking in the majesty of the moment.

00:36:33.000 This monument to four great American presidents.

00:36:36.000 Just the accomplishment and the beauty.

00:36:39.000 It really does make one very proud to be an American.

00:36:43.000 No!

00:36:45.000 No!

00:36:46.000 I watched Custer's Last Stand, Battle of whatever it's called, White Plains?

00:36:54.000 No.

00:36:56.000 Documentary last night with the Misses.

00:36:58.000 And it was when Andrew Jackson had said, look, either become Americans or you're foreigners on our territory and we're going to hunt and kill you.

00:37:08.000 And my wife is obviously not a fan of that, the squaw.

00:37:11.000 But I was like, what are we supposed to do?

00:37:14.000 This is obviously not what we watched, but I go, what are you supposed to do?

00:37:17.000 Like, do they get passports?

00:37:19.000 And then she goes, well, you had the same thing with the Scots and the English.

00:37:23.000 And I go, yeah, that's what I'm screaming.

00:37:25.000 We fought the English for hundreds of, basically our entire existence.

00:37:32.000 And very recently, we lost.

00:37:35.000 I think it was 1792, where we said, all right, I guess we're part of England now.

00:37:39.000 And we have my passport says Great Britain on it.

00:37:43.000 England owns us.

00:37:44.000 Well, England is just a province.

00:37:45.000 Great Britain owns Scotland.

00:37:47.000 Scotland is a state, just like Texas.

00:37:50.000 So Great Britain has provinces, the province of Scotland, the province of Wales, the province of England, and the province of Northern Ireland.

00:37:58.000 We lost.

00:37:59.000 Sorry.

00:38:01.000 Now, if the Scots still were doing the braveheart shit and said, we'll never give in to England, then they would have been stabbed by the English the same way Andrew Jackson stabbed people.

00:38:12.000 Except, of course, Custer's last stand, where the Indians kicked our buns.

00:38:20.000 Anyway.

00:38:21.000 Okay, you got to see this.

00:38:22.000 Let's go on an Antifa bender.

00:38:27.000 1-8, I saw this article came out.

00:38:29.000 So Michelle Malkin and Milo put out a reading list.

00:38:35.000 These are books.

00:38:37.000 Books.

00:38:40.000 Books.

00:38:41.000 Excuse me.

00:38:42.000 Do you see this book?

00:38:44.000 Merchants of Truth.

00:38:46.000 It's one of the shittiest, stupidest books I've ever read.

00:38:49.000 Jill Abramson, the previous executive editor of the New York Times, wrote this.

00:38:53.000 It's a pack of lies.

00:38:55.000 It lies about me, a million bullshit stories about vice, calling everyone a white Supremacist.

00:39:00.000 This is fucking garbage.

00:39:02.000 What's it called?

00:39:03.000 Merchants of Truth.

00:39:06.000 What are you doing?

00:39:07.000 You don't remember that?

00:39:09.000 Sultans of Swing?

00:39:12.000 We are the merchants of truth.

00:39:14.000 God, your musical taste is like my mom's worst days.

00:39:17.000 That was a bit that we did.

00:39:19.000 Every time you said it, we played that.

00:39:20.000 So, but I think you should read that book.

00:39:22.000 It's fascinating that someone could be so illiterate and terrible at journalism and have been the executive editor at the New York Times.

00:39:31.000 So that's a good book to read.

00:39:33.000 You should read Mein Kampf.

00:39:35.000 You should read a collection of Shea Guevara's speeches.

00:39:38.000 You should read the Gulag Archipelago.

00:39:42.000 So anyway, this list, what do they say?

00:39:46.000 About real world violence.

00:39:48.000 So I read the whole terrible shit article, by the way, written under a pseudonym because he's too scared to own his words in case the real world violence comes to his front door.

00:39:57.000 Shows people with guns.

00:39:59.000 Anyway, that's not his name, Joseph Keating.

00:40:01.000 That's a fake name.

00:40:04.000 No, I think that's just a picture.

00:40:07.000 So it goes on and on and on and on.

00:40:09.000 He writes like a woman.

00:40:10.000 And the only thing I could find that leads to real world violence was, like many contemporary reactionaries, Kaczynski despises political correctness.

00:40:19.000 So if you despise political correctness, then you're Ted Kaczynski and you want to murder people.

00:40:23.000 Which he says has a stronghold among university professors.

00:40:26.000 That's a fact.

00:40:27.000 Not coincidentally, it is university professors who were the most frequent targets of Kaczynski's mailbombs.

00:40:34.000 You should still read his book.

00:40:34.000 Yeah.

00:40:37.000 So what is the left doing?

00:40:39.000 They're book burning.

00:40:40.000 What did they do when they kicked me off YouTube?

00:40:42.000 They burned my library.

00:40:45.000 And this is not anarchist.

00:40:46.000 This is not rebellious.

00:40:47.000 This is Maoist.

00:40:49.000 This is communist.

00:40:51.000 Look at this 1.9.

00:40:56.000 No, that's before that.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:04.000 All ideas contrary to Mao's thinking and the objects that represented them had to be destroyed.

00:41:11.000 Not just Confucianism and Buddhism, but even more so foreign faiths like Christianity.

00:41:18.000 Throughout the country, churches were closed, clergy unfuncted, religious symbols smashed.

00:41:28.000 The statue of the Virgin Mary was replaced by a portrait of Marco.

00:41:33.000 One form of worship gave way to another.

00:41:40.000 This Lenin statue is still up in Seattle, by the way.

00:41:43.000 The physical destruction wrought by the Red Guards was unparalleled even in China's long history.

00:41:49.000 Monasteries all over the country, as far away as distant Tibet, were ransomed Lennon and ON or Lenin.

00:41:58.000 Why the fuck would they have a Lenin?

00:42:00.000 Would I give a shit about a John Lennon statue?

00:42:03.000 clearly mean the communist.

00:42:10.000 80 million people died in the Great League Joe.

00:42:16.000 God has a plan for this.

00:42:17.000 If you fuck your brother, you will create a retarded child.

00:42:22.000 If you play God like communism, then millions of people die.

00:42:30.000 God doesn't want you to play God.

00:42:31.000 He wants you to be as free as possible.

00:42:34.000 That's what nature is.

00:42:36.000 That was God's plan.

00:42:38.000 Freedom.

00:42:39.000 When you go against God, people die.

00:42:41.000 And communism is playing God.

00:42:43.000 I'll decide who gets the food.

00:42:45.000 No.

00:42:46.000 When you do that, people starve.

00:42:52.000 Look at this, speaking of this bullshit.

00:42:54.000 So that St. Louis couple, right, that defended their home, we know, the gate was like this, right?

00:43:02.000 Folded.

00:43:03.000 An iron gate folded down.

00:43:07.000 They were there to destroy this home, this home that is a historical landmark that they have been, they rebuilt.

00:43:16.000 Basically, it was totally abandoned, filthy, and they rebuilt it from scratch, saving everything, and brought it to its original glory.

00:43:24.000 Those guys wanted to destroy it because they're fucking spoiled brats who are jealous and have never built anything themselves, and they just don't like wealth.

00:43:35.000 The couple that they were attacking are Dems.

00:43:37.000 They donated to Hillary.

00:43:39.000 They were defending a victim.

00:43:40.000 Right now, one of their cases is defending a victim of police brutality.

00:43:44.000 So it's not about ideology.

00:43:45.000 It's just vain, bitter jealousy.

00:43:48.000 And so those people defended their home.

00:43:50.000 They didn't shoot anyone.

00:43:51.000 They didn't hurt a soul.

00:43:52.000 They just said, I have a problem with you destroying my house, destroying my property.

00:43:59.000 But as we learned from the Covington Catholic school kids, to stand your ground is aggressive.

00:44:06.000 So everyone's pissed at those two for not letting them have a temper tantrum.

00:44:11.000 So this was a protest against them.

00:44:14.000 Can you fucking believe this?

00:44:20.000 Black Lives Matter.

00:44:21.000 And by Black Lives Matter, I mean, I get to vandalize your home.

00:44:24.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:44:28.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:44:30.000 Someone who was blind trained to hold a weapon, point a weapon, and then it's for people, setting up a dozen times.

00:44:40.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:44:44.000 What?

00:44:46.000 Hey, can I destroy your house?

00:44:48.000 No.

00:44:49.000 But Black Lives Matter.

00:44:50.000 Okay.

00:44:51.000 I'm defending a black guy right now.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, but can I rip down all the paintings in your house?

00:44:57.000 What?

00:44:58.000 No.

00:44:59.000 Well, Black Lives Matter.

00:45:01.000 I know.

00:45:02.000 I don't understand these two.

00:45:07.000 Well, yeah, I did, but you were coming to destroy my shit.

00:45:10.000 I wouldn't have touched you if you didn't do anything.

00:45:12.000 I didn't do anything, because you guys left.

00:45:14.000 Yeah, but you don't understand.

00:45:16.000 Black people are being killed by police.

00:45:18.000 Yeah, I think that's terrible.

00:45:19.000 That's why I'm working to defend this, my client.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, but fuck it.

00:45:23.000 Can I just throw red paint on your stairs?

00:45:26.000 What?

00:45:28.000 What?

00:45:29.000 Aren't you Embarrassed?

00:45:30.000 This is one of the most.

00:45:32.000 We are living in one of the most embarrassing times in history.

00:45:36.000 The most ridiculous, like, how embarrassing and low IQ is that?

00:45:41.000 Two innocent black people, two innocent unarmed black men were killed last year.

00:45:47.000 Every other case, they're attacking police.

00:45:50.000 Philando Castile, you've got a point.

00:45:53.000 That's one guy.

00:45:55.000 Trayvon Martin was beating the shit out of a Hispanic man named George Zimmerman.

00:46:01.000 Mike Brown went for a cop's gun.

00:46:04.000 And what happened after that?

00:46:06.000 Ferguson riots.

00:46:07.000 And now what do you have?

00:46:08.000 What Heather McDonald calls the Ferguson effect, where cops go, I don't want to lose my pension.

00:46:13.000 And we have unprecedented shootings.

00:46:16.000 Jesus, this weekend in New York was a record breaker.

00:46:19.000 What's the cover of the New York Post?

00:46:21.000 Look up New York Post cover today.

00:46:23.000 Okay.

00:46:31.000 49 hit, 8 dead in NYC.

00:46:34.000 Whoa.

00:46:36.000 You told us, you called us pigs.

00:46:36.000 Really?

00:46:38.000 You said no cops.

00:46:40.000 You want a police-free New York?

00:46:42.000 The fucking mayor's wife, that ugly little gremlin, was saying she dreams of a New York that could be cop-free.

00:46:49.000 All right, you got it.

00:46:50.000 What do you think?

00:46:53.000 Eight dead.

00:46:54.000 That's every few hours.

00:46:56.000 And our hospitals are incredible with very talented surgeons.

00:47:00.000 So the reason that that 104 shot only went to eight dead is because of the incredible work of our triage medicine.

00:47:10.000 10 years ago, 20 years ago, pre-Iraq and Afghanistan, that would have been 50 dead.

00:47:17.000 Okay, now to the fun part.

00:47:20.000 Seattle crash.

00:47:21.000 So these girls, our daughters, are being destroyed.

00:47:28.000 Imagine a world where we took away a woman's maternal instincts and said, don't get married, don't have kids, just be a fucking slut.

00:47:39.000 And then at the same time, we brought in a bunch of Somali pirate sons and said, go fuck all those dumb bitches.

00:47:46.000 Like you'd go, well, that's a sadist.

00:47:48.000 That's an incredibly evil person.

00:47:51.000 That's our culture right now.

00:47:53.000 That's what we're living in.

00:47:54.000 So what's the first thing?

00:47:57.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:47:58.000 This one.

00:47:58.000 Okay.

00:47:58.000 This isn't the Seattle crash, but this is what I'm talking about.

00:48:01.000 So what do we do to our daughters?

00:48:03.000 We throw them in front of moving vehicles.

00:48:05.000 We throw them in front of cars.

00:48:07.000 Get out of the kitchen and get on the highway.

00:48:09.000 And then they try to get hit by cars to become martyrs.

00:48:13.000 Look at this girl.

00:48:14.000 She wants to be Heather Heyer so bad.

00:48:16.000 A man trying to run over protesters, so I ran over, and he was running them over, and then he...

00:48:23.000 ...thugged me...

00:48:25.000 There's something else playing.

00:48:28.000 Oh, that's annoying.

00:48:30.000 All right.

00:48:32.000 Okay, go back.

00:48:36.000 Trying to fuck run over protesters.

00:48:38.000 Trying to run over protesters.

00:48:39.000 So I ran over and he was running them over.

00:48:42.000 And then he got me.

00:48:44.000 I ended up falling over to the side after he hit me.

00:48:47.000 Oh no, he hit you, did he?

00:48:49.000 Okay, let's see.

00:48:52.000 That's her with the pink.

00:48:54.000 Standing in front of a car, a deadly vehicle, jumping on the hood.

00:49:02.000 They're smashing at his car, pulling on the side mirror there.

00:49:05.000 And then eventually she just gets out of the way.

00:49:08.000 They start hitting the car.

00:49:10.000 So she's lying.

00:49:10.000 That's her there.

00:49:12.000 But she wanted to be hit by a car.

00:49:14.000 She tried to get hit by a car.

00:49:16.000 What have we done to our daughters?

00:49:19.000 Okay, now we get to the real one.

00:49:21.000 So one girl is in intensive care, and the other's dead.

00:49:26.000 Heavy is...

00:49:31.000 And now it's like the best spot to go for breaking news.

00:49:34.000 Better than CNN.

00:49:37.000 So this is who we invite to come fuck our daughters.

00:49:43.000 We have, get out of Somalia, the disgusting shithole.

00:49:48.000 And let's bring them all here and then say, go fuck our girls.

00:49:52.000 And then this girl, rest in power, I hate when they say that.

00:49:55.000 This girl is standing on a highway.

00:49:57.000 By the way, they were on this, this demonstration was at 1 a.m. on the fucking highway, and it was for black women.

00:50:03.000 More specifically, black femmes.

00:50:06.000 I guess they don't like to say women.

00:50:08.000 And here's the footage of it.

00:50:11.000 Oh, wait, just pause.

00:50:13.000 We're about to watch someone die.

00:50:15.000 So if there's kids in the room or something, maybe get them out of the room now.

00:50:17.000 Look.

00:50:19.000 Oh my God.

00:50:29.000 Can you believe that shit?

00:50:30.000 Damn.

00:50:31.000 Now, the way that this is being reported is like a pro-sanctioned protest, and he went around the boundary.

00:50:38.000 I don't know.

00:50:39.000 Like the car, there were some cars there that they stuck there, but this...

00:50:48.000 And what are you doing?

00:50:49.000 Look, they're all hugging and ignoring the danger.

00:50:54.000 We have them all brainwashed into thinking this does something.

00:50:58.000 Like, the fathers here should be ashamed.

00:51:00.000 Just like that Jewish kid's dad.

00:51:01.000 Look at her.

00:51:03.000 And another cop is like, they're roughing him up.

00:51:05.000 She just called chop pork chop.

00:51:07.000 The footage you just saw of that Asian girl was being filmed by this guy, Diaz, woman, Diaz Love or something.

00:51:13.000 And she live streamed it.

00:51:14.000 She's distracted live streaming.

00:51:17.000 And this is her footage here.

00:51:19.000 So she has a two-hour live stream.

00:51:20.000 The car is speeding towards them.

00:51:22.000 She doesn't really pay attention because she's too busy doing it for the grand, getting this on Facebook.

00:51:28.000 And that's her filming her own death.

00:51:29.000 Not death, sorry, she's alive.

00:51:33.000 So go back.

00:51:34.000 We already saw that one.

00:51:35.000 But this is her.

00:51:36.000 Can you turn it up?

00:51:39.000 more back.

00:51:39.000 I'll die.

00:51:51.000 Okay.

00:51:53.000 And what was this for?

00:51:54.000 This was for social media.

00:51:56.000 This was for social justice points.

00:51:58.000 Oh, is this afterwards?

00:51:59.000 9-1-1.

00:52:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:52:12.000 Oh, I'm so glad the video wasn't running.

00:52:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:52:18.000 I got to get this on my Facebook.

00:52:20.000 Yeah.

00:52:21.000 I got to get these bodies.

00:52:23.000 This is going to get a lot of likes.

00:52:24.000 9-1-1's not answering.

00:52:26.000 Yo, there's a police car right there.

00:52:29.000 And the police didn't even do anything.

00:52:32.000 Like you wanted them to not.

00:52:33.000 At our defund the police rally.

00:52:35.000 Police.

00:52:36.000 He's right there.

00:52:38.000 Tell him to come.

00:52:39.000 Get the planes and bail.

00:52:41.000 Get the fuck out of the car.

00:52:44.000 I saw one tweet where someone said, let him go free.

00:52:48.000 It's what she would have wanted.

00:52:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:52:51.000 How's that for it?

00:52:52.000 I talk about ethnomasochism.

00:52:54.000 Now we're at ethnic genocide.

00:52:56.000 6-9-6-1.

00:52:58.000 Get the fuck out of the car.

00:52:58.000 Ethnic genocide.

00:53:00.000 By the way, we have an entrance to Stonehill.

00:53:03.000 When I was talking about fake news, we forgot the one below 1-7.

00:53:09.000 Bloomberg News is now rights like Antifa.

00:53:14.000 So they were talking about Mount Rushmore the same way.

00:53:17.000 But check out this fucking headline.

00:53:20.000 Eight years after the Civil Rights Act was signed, the world's largest monument to white supremacy was completed.

00:53:26.000 What?

00:53:27.000 Here's why Georgia's Stone Mountain still stands in the face of efforts to eradicate Confederate symbols across the nation?

00:53:34.000 Kevin Davis, Robert

00:53:35.000 E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson on Georgia's Stone Mountain oh yeah sorry I was thinking of Mount Rushmore the world's largest monument to white supremacy sorry guys that's my mistake I thought they were talking about Mount Rushmore yeah it happened it's in history all right that was a waste of our time sorry embarrassing uh here's footage of someone chasing the dude the Somali pirate who killed our daughter 22 right yeah by the way if you're that woman's father that Antifa

00:54:06.000 chick's father i hope you have nightmares and i hope that you understand that you are to blame for this you let your daughter get corrupted and brainwashed you're responsible oh yeah here's footage of the guy doing it all right that was sam hyde being tasteless for a change um

00:54:35.000 what a

00:54:37.000 maniacal person what i don't we don't have footage of the guy doing the car chase yeah two four some dude got in his no two four that's two three so it's a white jaguar oh they don't say that he's black by the way in the news the way they're spinning this they say a protester

00:55:06.000 protester uh hit by luxury vehicle it's a white car yeah it's a rich white car drives in front of him and then slows down and thinks he's going to apprehend him so the guy just goes what goes around we've destroyed our

00:55:35.000 daughters we're killing our daughters it's like the way they treat their daughters in sweden let him get raped in order to virtue signal it's it's mandatory to go to those protests to my friend from la that was visiting she's like yeah we went to like every protest but you know like i don't really and she's like neutral you'd be yeah you'd be ostracized if you don't go to them okay we went to everyone but you know okay two three is just a final example of of us

00:56:05.000 corrupting our daughters we're not going to get to the mailbag today i'm afraid look at this shit protesters say you'll have to scroll down so i can read it protesters say tear gas caused them to get their period multiple times in a month like they're dying to be heather higher literally and if i didn't get hit by a car well then uh it's hurting my period then stop rioting all right let's this is one of my favorite things

00:56:34.000 um this new group called nfac and they're the not fucking around coalition and what they do is they believe all this bullshit propaganda that proud boys three percenters they're all out on the streets killing blacks right so their shit is we're not gonna let this happen anymore so they show up armed ready to shoot the nazis who are there to kill them and

00:57:03.000 they say let's just have the boogaloo boogaloo is a joke by the way it's a troll it's a silly thing the boogaloo boys the boogaloo boys are boogeymen you are there to fight the easter bunny and you know what they do when they get there they go you pussies you're not even showing up uh yeah proud boys aren't showing up to have a shootout with you because that's not what we're about dumbass look at this don't mean shit to us y'all been threatening us

00:57:33.000 since birmingham i ain't seen shit when it's july the 4th and all you scary ass negroes that passed that shit around look at what the fuck you did you made blacks come out i don't see no white militia so to the boogie boys the three percenters and all the rest of you scared ass rednecks we here where the fuck you at we in your house let's go nfac motherfucker oh my god you know how i

00:58:03.000 confuse stone mountain and mount rushmore yeah i think that's what they did i think think they knew that there was a bunch of three percenters going to protect mount rushmore for trump speech and they went to stone and they thought it was stone mountain i guarantee you dude i would bet i'd say there's a 74 chance that this is just confusing stone mountain rushmore so he made two dumb assumptions One, there's a Nazi militia waiting to kill black people.

00:58:33.000 And two, they're at Stone Mountain, not Mount Rushmore.

00:58:36.000 My God.

00:58:37.000 I was embarrassed about that Bloomberg mistake, but now it ended up being relevant.

00:58:41.000 Yeah, you're not rounding up 100 people.

00:58:45.000 Just a clip.

00:58:46.000 I don't have 500 armed people for my typo.

00:58:49.000 But they should have showed up and went, wait, there is no renting militia?

00:58:53.000 Doy.

00:58:54.000 But instead, they're like, you might as well go under your bed with a gun and go, oh, look who's not here now.

00:59:01.000 Now that I'm armed, the boogeyman isn't under my bed anymore.

00:59:04.000 Pussy, hey, boogeyman, what the fuck?

00:59:07.000 You chickened out again.

00:59:09.000 And I bet when I put this gun away, all of a sudden you're going to magically appear under my bed again.

00:59:16.000 He just lies in bed with the gun and just goes, I shot the boogeyman.

00:59:24.000 But let's hear what he has to say.

00:59:26.000 His name is Grandmaster J, not that dissimilar from Grandmaster Flash, the man who invented rap, or at least was its first pioneer.

00:59:34.000 And then become the backbone, become the backbone for the military.

00:59:40.000 This is what the authorities at DNC, the media, are accusing the Proud Boys of.

00:59:45.000 They're a militia that's going to get people killed.

00:59:48.000 I'm kicked off YouTube because I said Proud Boys are going to chaz.

00:59:51.000 That's very dangerous.

00:59:53.000 But when it's black, everyone is like, uh-huh, mm-hmm.

00:59:57.000 Because of the bigotry of low expectations.

00:59:59.000 They see blacks as retarded and they go, oh, you have a militia.

01:00:03.000 Okay, I'm sure you do.

01:00:05.000 When they have these Muslim training camps like Islamberg and the place in New Mexico where the kid died, they go, oh, a training camp.

01:00:12.000 Okay, you have your training camp.

01:00:14.000 If it was a fucking Confederate flag training camp, oh my God, the FBI would be there this afternoon.

01:00:21.000 But blacks, go ahead.

01:00:23.000 Black nation.

01:00:24.000 What is the solution to all of this in Europe?

01:00:26.000 The solution is very simple.

01:00:28.000 We file a declaration of liberation, declaring every African American descendant of slavery a political prisoner here in the United States that was affected by the Portuguese slave trade.

01:00:38.000 And then after that, the United States has a choice.

01:00:41.000 Either, hey, carve us a piece of land out here.

01:00:43.000 We'll take Texas and let us do our own thing.

01:00:47.000 Or don't stop us when we exodus out of here and go somewhere where they will give us our own land to build our own nation.

01:00:53.000 What is your name?

01:00:54.000 Okay.

01:00:54.000 Go nuts.

01:00:55.000 Yeah, nobody's stopping you from leaving.

01:00:57.000 Yeah.

01:00:58.000 Go build, just buy all the land you can afford in Texas.

01:01:02.000 Build a compound.

01:01:02.000 By the way, you know how many black people want to go to your utopia?

01:01:06.000 I would guess if you really market it well, maybe a thousand.

01:01:12.000 That's a big, yeah, that's a big number.

01:01:14.000 But no, Hascidic communities all over upstate New York, like Curious St. Joel.

01:01:20.000 Just Curious Joel, yeah.

01:01:21.000 Curious Joel.

01:01:22.000 Yeah, St. Joel.

01:01:23.000 What the fuck?

01:01:24.000 It's Catholic Jews.

01:01:27.000 Yeah.

01:01:28.000 They built their community.

01:01:30.000 They have all kinds of tax benefits, all kinds of shit.

01:01:33.000 Go nuts.

01:01:34.000 They're their own country.

01:01:35.000 Perfectly legal.

01:01:36.000 They have their own language, their own culture, their own schools.

01:01:38.000 They don't go to the public schools.

01:01:40.000 They work with other Hasids.

01:01:41.000 You got to get less familiar with guns and more familiar with a lot of paperwork.

01:01:45.000 A lot of paperwork.

01:01:46.000 Who's tarring the roads?

01:01:48.000 Nas would say that.

01:01:49.000 He has some song where he's like, we got to go get...

01:01:52.000 I think they watch TV too much, and they think they're 50% of the population.

01:01:58.000 Now you take out all the black Hispanics.

01:02:00.000 You take out all the mixed couples.

01:02:02.000 You take out all the people that have no fucking interest in your radical black politics, which is probably 90% of blacks.

01:02:12.000 And you're left with a bunch of radicals.

01:02:14.000 And this happened in the 60s when everyone was far more radical.

01:02:17.000 And they went and started Liberia.

01:02:19.000 They went back to Africa and they started Liberia.

01:02:22.000 And guess what?

01:02:24.000 It's a shithole.

01:02:27.000 It tanked.

01:02:28.000 This is kind of a racist sentiment to think that all blacks want the same thing.

01:02:31.000 There are affluent blacks.

01:02:32.000 There are people that want nothing to do with the culture design of blacks.

01:02:38.000 Interview every black person in America and 1,000 out of however many millions there are would go, yeah, I'm into it.

01:02:45.000 Let's do it.

01:02:46.000 And then what's your job?

01:02:49.000 Like, what if there's going to be disproportionate numbers of certain trades, like truckers?

01:02:56.000 We'll have like way too many truckers.

01:02:58.000 And then not, I'm guessing maybe not a lot of neurosurgeons.

01:03:06.000 I'm guessing.

01:03:07.000 Farmers, janitors, plumbers, that's a lot of people.

01:03:12.000 More bigotry of low expectations.

01:03:13.000 Look at this.

01:03:14.000 Look at this example of pure racism that will never make the papers one five.

01:03:19.000 Like the America we hear about is an America where some white dude just jumps out of a car and just punches some black dude just because he's black and he's getting on his nerves.

01:03:26.000 Like Chris Delia, that stand-up routine where he goes, I was at the gym, there's this white, pasty white guy there who had like blonde hair.

01:03:34.000 And just describing a white person, all these racist, anti-white whites are just like.

01:03:41.000 So that's the racism in this country.

01:03:43.000 It's not that bad, but it exists.

01:03:52.000 This kid's 14, by the way.

01:03:55.000 He's participating in black culture, by the way.

01:03:58.000 His name's Ethan, but he calls himself E-Man, trying to appease the blacks.

01:04:03.000 Look at this.

01:04:05.000 There would be riots on the fucking streets if these races were reversed.

01:04:12.000 A grown-ass man hitting a fucking child.

01:04:16.000 He just socks.

01:04:18.000 nice I'm going to start listening to Country.

01:04:27.000 Yeah, fuck.

01:04:28.000 He's on his way to the record store to buy Toby Keith.

01:04:31.000 I'm selling my Jordans for some.

01:04:33.000 So he got a concussion and then started with a severe nosebleed.

01:04:36.000 Damn.

01:04:37.000 That story will die.

01:04:39.000 You'll never hear that again anywhere.

01:04:42.000 All right, it feels weird not to do.

01:04:47.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:04:48.000 I forgot I sent you a bunch of pictures, too.

01:04:52.000 We'll do that another day.

01:04:54.000 All right, let's just do one or two letters.

01:04:57.000 We need our routine.

01:04:59.000 Yeah, we gotta get the mail.

01:05:03.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:05:08.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:05:14.000 Let me touch it.

01:05:20.000 I understand that.

01:05:22.000 Let me touch it.

01:05:23.000 Sound a little bit the new totals from this Justice for Liberty site is getting on my nerves because because we have hacked, we have to manually update all the donations.

01:05:35.000 But these guys are busy and they're blue-collar and they're like taking days.

01:05:40.000 So I think we're at a much higher number than what's up there now.

01:05:46.000 yeah it's not 9 16.

01:05:54.000 The first one we got is just a video.

01:05:56.000 You want to play that while you...

01:05:58.000 Okay.

01:05:58.000 Uh, ba-ba-do-ba-do.

01:06:00.000 Uh, ba-ba-do.

01:06:05.000 This is from Scott.

01:06:07.000 2x4 sword fight in Toronto.

01:06:10.000 Oh, this is ancient.

01:06:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:13.000 Who hasn't seen this a million times?

01:06:14.000 And nothing happens, so you know.

01:06:16.000 And nothing happens.

01:06:16.000 So that's a waste of time.

01:06:18.000 This is from Bill.

01:06:19.000 I have a good suggestion for your next family vacation.

01:06:22.000 It is in Illinois, and most people wouldn't know it's there, but we have canyons and waterfalls about an hour and a half from Chicago.

01:06:29.000 It's 13 miles of trails, and once you get in there, there's no handrails, and you're walking along a canyon, cliff, and mountain.

01:06:38.000 It's called Starved Rock.

01:06:40.000 Check out the pictures of it and the waterfalls.

01:06:43.000 Got it.

01:06:44.000 That sounds fun.

01:06:45.000 Yummy.

01:06:45.000 That's beautiful.

01:06:46.000 Looks like Catterskill Falls.

01:06:49.000 Looks exactly like Catterskill Falls.

01:06:50.000 I wonder if you could camp there.

01:06:53.000 Thank you for that tip, sir.

01:06:54.000 That's very helpful.

01:06:55.000 Whoa.

01:06:57.000 What?

01:06:57.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:06:58.000 It's in the winter time.

01:07:03.000 My wife wants to go on a cross-country road trip.

01:07:06.000 Ooh, that's fun.

01:07:07.000 On an RV.

01:07:07.000 But how would we do this show?

01:07:09.000 We could do it on the road.

01:07:11.000 Yeah, but we'd have to find an upload every single day.

01:07:15.000 And I'd have to hang out with you for months.

01:07:17.000 We could have a buffer.

01:07:18.000 We could have a buffer, like a couple of episodes that we could run while we're...

01:07:24.000 We could shoot a bunch of watching movies, and those could be on the Mondays.

01:07:29.000 So then we just have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

01:07:33.000 Sure.

01:07:33.000 Wednesday.

01:07:34.000 By the way, we're switching the live show.

01:07:36.000 Competing with Steven Crowder is not good for either of us.

01:07:39.000 So Wednesday is a new live show.

01:07:41.000 This Wednesday, 9 p.m., then Thursday will be a normal show.

01:07:45.000 Oh.

01:07:45.000 You got it?

01:07:46.000 Wednesday.

01:07:47.000 Did you know that?

01:07:48.000 No.

01:07:50.000 I also have a big announcement to make about a new addition, but I can't tell you.

01:07:55.000 So Wednesdays, okay.

01:07:57.000 I'll tell you tomorrow, okay?

01:08:01.000 Hey, G-Man.

01:08:02.000 What?

01:08:02.000 You weren't finished with the RV thing, though.

01:08:04.000 No, I basically am.

01:08:06.000 Oh.

01:08:07.000 If he wants to do that, like, I don't know when.

01:08:10.000 We could even live stream and then tons of weeks.

01:08:15.000 So say we do a bunch of Mondays, like we just go on a movie bender.

01:08:18.000 So those are our Mondays gone.

01:08:20.000 Wednesday, we don't have to think about anything because it's live.

01:08:23.000 That's just the camera.

01:08:23.000 Right?

01:08:25.000 We have to be near a pretty good connection.

01:08:28.000 And so that's just two episodes a week.

01:08:32.000 Yeah.

01:08:38.000 They're fucking expensive, RVs.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, they are.

01:08:41.000 I thought that'll be a fun thing to do, just to have.

01:08:43.000 And I looked up really nice ones.

01:08:46.000 Quarter mil.

01:08:47.000 Are you looking to buy?

01:08:48.000 Well, renting is ridiculous, too.

01:08:50.000 But yeah, I'm not looking to buy anymore.

01:08:52.000 A quarter of a million dollars?

01:08:54.000 Jesus Christ.

01:08:58.000 This is from Keith, AG Man and Ryan, quote, Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:03.000 I think that's a good idea for a middle name for you.

01:09:05.000 I don't think so.

01:09:06.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:08.000 It sounds cooler than Katsu.

01:09:09.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:11.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:11.000 Not a lot.

01:09:12.000 I don't like it.

01:09:13.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:14.000 I don't like it.

01:09:14.000 Bam.

01:09:15.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:16.000 Sure you don't have to do that.

01:09:17.000 Ryan danced to Rivera.

01:09:18.000 I got to get Erika Badu and that white dude together.

01:09:21.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:22.000 Ryan Fagzone Rivera.

01:09:24.000 Sure, it's got a ring to it, but I don't want that to be my name.

01:09:28.000 Well, lots of people don't like their names, dude.

01:09:30.000 I don't want a song name.

01:09:32.000 I swear President Trump is subscribed to Censor.tv.

01:09:35.000 Here are a few samples from President Trump's Mount Rushmore speech.

01:09:38.000 Shit, we didn't even cover that.

01:09:40.000 I watched it.

01:09:42.000 Our nation is witnessing a merciless campaign to wipe out our history.

01:09:47.000 He put that in bold because he says Trump got it from us.

01:09:50.000 Defame our heroes, erase our values, and indoctrinate our children.

01:09:52.000 Angry mobs are trying to tear down statues of our founders, deface our most sacred memorials, and unleash a wave of violent crime in our cities.

01:09:59.000 Isn't it funny how CNN and the media talked about his hateful speech?

01:10:02.000 And all he was doing is criticizing the radicals.

01:10:05.000 That's hate now.

01:10:08.000 You get harassed by lifeguards if you don't comply with the radical left.

01:10:15.000 Oh, I forgot to tell you this part of the beach story.

01:10:17.000 So the owner, the guy who runs it, comes over to me.

01:10:19.000 He goes, that was fucking ridiculous.

01:10:20.000 You want me to fire him?

01:10:21.000 I said, no.

01:10:22.000 Oh, wow.

01:10:23.000 And he said, okay, I'm going to suspend him.

01:10:26.000 And he said, but if anyone fucks with you at this beach, tell me and I'll revoke their membership.

01:10:31.000 Oh, snap.

01:10:34.000 Now I'm walking around with a Nazi uniform, goose stepping up and coming.

01:10:39.000 Hey, yeah, that's a bit rich.

01:10:41.000 What'd you say?

01:10:43.000 I'm sorry?

01:10:45.000 What's your name?

01:10:46.000 Edith Prickley?

01:10:49.000 One of their political weapons is, this is still quoting Trump, quoting us.

01:10:54.000 Quoting Trump, quoting us.

01:10:56.000 Aha.

01:10:58.000 Quoting me, quoting you.

01:11:00.000 Just go back to his daughters.

01:11:01.000 South Dakota Army and second.

01:11:04.000 Go back to the family there we just saw sitting down.

01:11:04.000 Say what?

01:11:08.000 I would wish each and every one of you.

01:11:12.000 I like the ugly.

01:11:13.000 I'm more attracted to the ugly one than Ivanka.

01:11:17.000 What do you think of that?

01:11:18.000 That's pretty controversial.

01:11:20.000 That's a crowd shot.

01:11:23.000 Those aren't all his kids.

01:11:24.000 Oh.

01:11:26.000 One of their political weapons is, quote unquote, cancel culture.

01:11:31.000 Driving people from their jobs, shaming dissenters, and demanding total submission for anyone who disagrees.

01:11:35.000 This is a very definition of totalitarianism.

01:11:37.000 I noticed he had a bit of trouble with the word totalitarianism.

01:11:40.000 Yeah, I want the one in the white dress.

01:11:42.000 Oh.

01:11:43.000 What do you think of that?

01:11:44.000 More than Melania.

01:11:46.000 What's her name again?

01:11:48.000 Sex appeal is a weird thing.

01:11:50.000 Like Lady Gaga, beautiful woman, very successful, very talented.

01:11:55.000 Down here, Zilch.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, her.

01:11:59.000 Not attractive.

01:12:00.000 Funny looking.

01:12:02.000 Schwing.

01:12:04.000 I can't explain it.

01:12:05.000 A little goofy, but.

01:12:06.000 Goofy, chubby cheeks.

01:12:08.000 She's more sexually attractive than Ivanka Trump, who is much prettier.

01:12:14.000 Ivanka Trump a little bit of sex appeal.

01:12:17.000 She looks like Korean.

01:12:18.000 But Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.

01:12:21.000 This guy, not interested.

01:12:24.000 And I'm as confused as you.

01:12:30.000 In our schools, in our newsrooms, in our corporate bedrooms, there is a new far-left fascism.

01:12:37.000 Or here's another quote he said that he stole from us.

01:12:39.000 Against every law of society nature, our children are taught in school to hate their own country.

01:12:47.000 Donald, I need a shout-out.

01:12:51.000 Release the proud boys from prison.

01:12:53.000 By the way, everyone says he can't do that because they're in a state jail and you can only pardon someone federally.

01:13:00.000 He's the fucking president, you moron.

01:13:03.000 We went to Nicaragua.

01:13:04.000 No one wanted that war.

01:13:05.000 Have you seen the amount of wars?

01:13:07.000 We're in Lebanon with nobody's permission.

01:13:10.000 You can bomb whatever the fuck you want when you're the president.

01:13:13.000 You can release whoever you want from prison.

01:13:16.000 No, that's a state.

01:13:17.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:13:18.000 He could kill people.

01:13:20.000 He could kill you.

01:13:22.000 No, you're not supposed to do that.

01:13:23.000 Yeah, I know.

01:13:27.000 The radical ideology attacking our country advances under the banner of social justice.

01:13:34.000 Senator Mike Brown.

01:13:36.000 Thank you, Mike.

01:13:37.000 Pretty interesting.

01:13:39.000 I hope he's paying.

01:13:41.000 You know what a lot of people say to me, especially kids, like older kids, like teen, friends of my daughter and my son, how come you haven't met Trump?

01:13:51.000 And I go, yeah, that's fucked up, right?

01:13:52.000 They go, yeah, I thought you would have met him by now.

01:13:55.000 Yeah, I'm pissed.

01:13:56.000 Imagine.

01:13:58.000 Imagine you were mainstream.

01:14:00.000 I don't want what Carpe Donctum had, where you just go in and you smile.

01:14:04.000 I want to have chips.

01:14:06.000 Like the Charlie Kirk probably gets.

01:14:09.000 Yeah.

01:14:09.000 Like I want to have my feet up on his coffee table in the Oval Office and go, are you a tit guy?

01:14:15.000 You're an ass guy, right?

01:14:16.000 I want him to fart in front of me and be like, sorry.

01:14:19.000 Oh, boy.

01:14:20.000 That one burned my anal lips.

01:14:23.000 And I go, and then I would say, you can always tell when they're going to reek by the heat.

01:14:27.000 If it burns your anal lips, that one's a stinker.

01:14:29.000 That one was like 300 degrees.

01:14:31.000 That one, I feel like I have to put an ice cube up my ass.

01:14:34.000 I'd go to the rose garden if I were you.

01:14:36.000 You may want to take a break.

01:14:38.000 No, thank you, sir.

01:14:39.000 I'm actually enjoying your fart.

01:14:40.000 It melted my potato chip, but look at that.

01:14:43.000 Ow!

01:14:44.000 My potato chips burst into flames.

01:14:47.000 That's hilarious.

01:14:48.000 I want to be like an old office in his bar fridge.

01:14:51.000 You drink that stupid Zambuka shit?

01:14:53.000 It smells like foreskins.

01:14:55.000 That's from Milani.

01:14:56.000 I've never touched it.

01:14:57.000 I don't go in that fridge.

01:15:00.000 You don't want to show this shit?

01:15:02.000 Sure, you can show your little drawing.

01:15:04.000 It's not mine.

01:15:04.000 It's Brian John Spencer, the one who's responsible for creating our other one and that very mug on your desk.

01:15:10.000 Yep.

01:15:10.000 He made another one.

01:15:11.000 We should make a t-shirt of that, right?

01:15:12.000 Yeah, I want a hoodie of that, but this is perfect.

01:15:14.000 Get off my lawn, written sort of behind us in the original free speech font.

01:15:20.000 That would be a cool shirt.

01:15:21.000 Oh, I see, yeah.

01:15:22.000 And it's huge.

01:15:23.000 It's as big as a thing, so you can't really read it, but you'll figure it out, right?

01:15:27.000 Yeah.

01:15:28.000 Let's try that.

01:15:29.000 I had a design in mind for it, but that sounds pretty bad.

01:15:31.000 That's for a shirt?

01:15:32.000 Yeah.

01:15:32.000 Cool, cool.

01:15:33.000 Cool, cool.

01:15:34.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:15:35.000 We went way over today.

01:15:37.000 Way over.

01:15:38.000 But that's the fate of Mondays.

01:15:40.000 I'm also in a pool of sweat right now.

01:15:43.000 We're not way over.

01:15:45.000 We're not?

01:15:45.000 An hour 16.

01:15:46.000 Oh, really?

01:15:47.000 Yeah.

01:15:47.000 Oh, shit.

01:15:50.000 Well, then we covered pretty much everything.

01:15:52.000 But let's look at the final videos.

01:15:58.000 This is Karen.

01:15:58.000 We're of two minds about Karen, by the way.

01:16:00.000 One, that we hate that they attack us and antagonize us and brainwash their children to accost us on the beach.

01:16:07.000 But we're also aware that it's very easy to shit on white people, white women.

01:16:14.000 There's no shaniquas.

01:16:16.000 There's no Mrs. Wongs.

01:16:19.000 It's white women.

01:16:20.000 So it's a racial epithet.

01:16:22.000 It is an N-word for white women.

01:16:25.000 But this N-word is fucking nuts.

01:16:27.000 Stop!

01:16:31.000 Look!

01:16:33.000 I can save you!

01:16:35.000 I can help you.

01:16:36.000 You are sick, and I can help you.

01:16:38.000 I can fix this.

01:16:39.000 I can save everybody!

01:16:41.000 No, no!

01:16:43.000 Let me save him!

01:16:49.000 Let me save him!

01:16:51.000 *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter*

01:17:03.000 That movie was ruined by CGI.

01:17:05.000 Why couldn't they just get skinny people?

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:08.000 Pay a bunch of s Hey, my boy, you're a racist!

01:17:14.000 What?

01:17:17.000 *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*

01:17:30.000 I think they're wearing a face mask.

01:17:33.000 I don't see it for myself or myself.

01:17:37.000 Of course, it has to be anti-Trump.

01:17:43.000 That movie was so fucking good.

01:17:45.000 And you ruined it with your cartoon monsters.

01:17:48.000 Get fired.

01:17:49.000 Get in trouble.

01:17:50.000 Be brave.

01:17:51.000 and never stop fighting.

01:17:53.000 *Dramatic music*

01:18:07.000 I'm a savage, had it too nasty.

01:18:10.000 Talk beat, but my bank account magic.

01:18:13.000 Good when I'm classic, rich when I'm raging.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 06, 2020

S02E182 - THE LOST GIRLS [2020-07-06 - S02E182 - THE LOST GIRLS]

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