Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #58 -

00:00:41.000 One of the cool things about having kids is they turn you into hot new jams.

00:00:45.000 And that was Odd Ones Out paired with another YouTuber, Boyna Band.

00:00:53.000 Do these people know that they're for kids?

00:00:56.000 Eh?

00:01:01.000 Um, they have to.

00:01:02.000 They know their demo.

00:01:03.000 Do they know their demo is kids?

00:01:03.000 Yeah.

00:01:05.000 If they have a hundred million views, I think they have to be paying attention.

00:01:08.000 Is that a hundred million views?

00:01:09.000 Yeah.

00:01:10.000 Holy shit.

00:01:11.000 Yeah.

00:01:13.000 Wow.

00:01:14.000 If you want to make money, go for kids.

00:01:19.000 FGTV is my boy's.

00:01:20.000 He's seven.

00:01:21.000 His other favorite one, and they are fucking...

00:01:27.000 I could not do it.

00:01:29.000 I could not do it.

00:01:30.000 I don't care how many billions are involved.

00:01:32.000 I just couldn't.

00:01:33.000 And I'm not disrespecting them.

00:01:35.000 Tenacious, you made some money.

00:01:36.000 Congratulations.

00:01:38.000 But like being clean and kid-friendly.

00:01:41.000 And I listen to kids place live in the car if I'm feeling generous with the kids.

00:01:47.000 And there's all these songs.

00:01:48.000 Like people have written songs that go things like, you gotta be patient.

00:01:54.000 Yeah, you gotta understand that your mom's kind of busy.

00:02:01.000 Can you imagine just sitting there?

00:02:04.000 Like, it's worse than, at least Sesame Street was like, the letter B. But now it's like, hey, you gotta be patient, buddy.

00:02:13.000 Or this other, he reads these books, these audio books.

00:02:16.000 He doesn't read these books, but it's like Nate.

00:02:21.000 There's Captain Underpants, but there's Big Nate.

00:02:27.000 And the writer, you can hear him.

00:02:30.000 You can tell he's a super lefty fucking lib.

00:02:36.000 And when he narrates these books, they go, and then I wanted to hear what the principal had to say, but he wasn't listening to me anytime soon.

00:02:47.000 This is the worst summer ever.

00:02:53.000 See if you can find any of that narration.

00:02:55.000 I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.

00:02:58.000 And it's great for a little kid, and I'm glad that Big Nate exists,'cause all my...

00:03:07.000 Well, don't sign up for the audiobook.

00:03:09.000 There's got to be something on YouTube.

00:03:10.000 What were you going to do?

00:03:12.000 Like, play a sample.

00:03:14.000 Like, play a sample or something.

00:03:15.000 Play a sample.

00:03:17.000 Can you imagine making kid content?

00:03:19.000 I can't imagine a...

00:03:28.000 You know what's awesome?

00:03:30.000 Social studies.

00:03:32.000 Let's go, guys.

00:03:33.000 We don't want to keep Mrs. Godfrey waiting.

00:03:36.000 You heard me.

00:03:36.000 Yep.

00:03:37.000 Social studies is officially the highlight of my day.

00:03:41.000 I like it better than English and science and math.

00:03:45.000 I even like it better than art, which is really saying something.

00:03:50.000 Since I happen to be Nate Wright, artistic genius.

00:03:55.000 You probably think.

00:03:56.000 Yeah, I could see how kids would enjoy that.

00:03:57.000 So when that's, he has that on in the kitchen in the morning, I'm just like, I'll have my croissant on the couch.

00:04:04.000 I just can't do it.

00:04:04.000 Thanks.

00:04:06.000 And sometimes we would draw together and I have to put in headphones because I can't.

00:04:10.000 And I came across one of the type of cringe, like in the wild, while watching Jeopardy the other day.

00:04:15.000 And it was like this girl who was like, she's like, so I understand you jumped into a lake.

00:04:20.000 And she's like, I did.

00:04:21.000 And it was so cold that I'm just getting the feeling back in my leg.

00:04:25.000 And everybody's like, it was like old sitcom corny.

00:04:28.000 Yeah, chicks do that a lot. 1.00

00:04:30.000 My wife does that, that fake laugh when we meet, we're with strangers. 1.00

00:04:33.000 And it's like, oh, sorry.

00:04:35.000 I didn't know they were over there.

00:04:37.000 And I just want to go, stop laughing.

00:04:40.000 Why are you laughing?

00:04:44.000 I am completely lost.

00:04:47.000 No, you're completely lost.

00:04:52.000 You don't have to giggle.

00:04:54.000 But before we start the show, we want to talk about Blades movie made by RealAwakening.com.

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00:05:16.000 Check out the movie Blades.

00:05:18.000 And we'd like to wish happy birthday to Charles from Blades.

00:05:22.000 I'm not sure which one he is.

00:05:23.000 I believe he's the protagonist.

00:05:25.000 Let's say that's him there.

00:05:26.000 Happy birthday, dude.

00:05:28.000 God bless America.

00:05:31.000 You know, I just got back from a baseball game.

00:05:34.000 I had kind of a super dad day.

00:05:37.000 You want to hear about my day?

00:05:38.000 Heck yeah.

00:05:39.000 It's very black and Hispanic.

00:05:42.000 I'm known as the only racist in my all-white neighborhood, and none of these people have ever met a black person or a brown person, nor do they know how to talk to them.

00:05:50.000 They shit their pants if any of them show up.

00:05:54.000 Some black people in the neighboring town started to walk their dogs in our little park, and the whole town had a nervous breakdown.

00:06:00.000 And now there's a fence with giant chains, and it closes at noon because blacks went near them. 1.00

00:06:08.000 But they hate racists.

00:06:10.000 The only thing they hate more than racists is blacks.

00:06:14.000 They like the concept.

00:06:16.000 Like I thought back when the shit was really hitting the fan, this woman jogged by me and she saw me in my driveway and she goes and blows snot out of her nose onto my driveway. 1.00

00:06:25.000 This is a woman whose home is probably worth $2 million. 1.00

00:06:28.000 Her husband makes, you Know 2 million a year.

00:06:32.000 She doesn't do fuck all. 1.00

00:06:33.000 Her only job is to stay thin. 1.00

00:06:35.000 There's an au pair, a nanny, a maid, probably live in.

00:06:40.000 So she doesn't do anything but just stay thin so she doesn't get dumped. 1.00

00:06:43.000 And she chose a neighborhood that's all white, the whitest place I've ever lived. 1.00

00:06:47.000 And the schools are not, it's easier just to count the black kids. 0.99

00:06:51.000 In each school, there's probably like three black kids.

00:06:54.000 I'm not fucking exaggerating.

00:06:58.000 Like K to sixth grade, I think, four black kids in the entire school.

00:07:06.000 And if you increase that number, the snot blowers would have a fucking heart attack. 1.00

00:07:11.000 But yet they're the most dogmatic about racial equality.

00:07:15.000 And it's something, not to, I'm not bragging, I ain't bragging, but it's something that's not really in my mind.

00:07:23.000 Like what, say you are a racist, right?

00:07:25.000 You hate blacks. 1.00

00:07:26.000 What are you going to do?

00:07:27.000 Send them back?

00:07:29.000 It's just an opinion.

00:07:31.000 Like, I don't care how you feel about a race.

00:07:34.000 I don't blow snot at fucking anti-Semites, white supremacists, black supremacists.

00:07:39.000 I don't give a shit what people feel.

00:07:42.000 I fucking hate jazz.

00:07:44.000 I despise musicals.

00:07:46.000 Flip-flops make me give me a panic attack.

00:07:50.000 When I see kids walking around with shower shoes and fucking ankle socks, I want to chop their legs off.

00:07:57.000 When I see kids swimming with underwear on underneath their bathing suit, what the fuck?

00:08:02.000 I find it infuriating.

00:08:05.000 But I don't put signs on their lawn.

00:08:06.000 I don't blow snot at them.

00:08:08.000 It's none of my business, really.

00:08:10.000 I don't want my kids.

00:08:11.000 My sons will never wear Birkenstocks.

00:08:13.000 I promise you that.

00:08:14.000 That's a fact, Jack.

00:08:17.000 Although I have conceded to let them wear slides to the pool.

00:08:21.000 We went to a great pool today.

00:08:23.000 So let me tell you about my day.

00:08:25.000 Woke up very early because I was drunk the night before.

00:08:30.000 Had a bit of an argument with my boy, my eldest boy.

00:08:34.000 My wife had the tenacity and the lovingness to get a little pack of cards. 1.00

00:08:39.000 It's like a family game.

00:08:40.000 I'll find out what it's called.

00:08:42.000 And there's questions that you ask the fam.

00:08:45.000 Like, if you could have three wishes, what would they be?

00:08:47.000 It's a silly little thing to get everyone in the family talking when she pulled it out after dinner.

00:08:52.000 And so his first thing he goes is, I don't know much about baseball, and he knows everything about baseball.

00:08:58.000 So I'll ask him a question like, hey, if it bounces right in front of the plate, but then goes over the line, is that a foul?

00:09:03.000 And he'll just go.

00:09:07.000 And it's fucking annoying.

00:09:10.000 Mikey! 0.65

00:09:13.000 So the first wish he has is that he wished my dad knew something about baseball so then I could, you know, learn more from him and I could be in the MLB.

00:09:21.000 And if you knew the background of how many times I said, stop doing the smile or we're leaving this park now, like City Field watching a game.

00:09:30.000 I'm getting really pissed off.

00:09:33.000 And then, and I'm just like, I'm getting madder and madder.

00:09:37.000 And then the next time the questions go around and he goes, what would your wish be?

00:09:42.000 And he goes, I wish we would never do Family Night ever again.

00:09:44.000 I was like, all right, that's it.

00:09:46.000 I took my plate and I went to the sink and just smashed it in the sink and went out the back door.

00:09:51.000 Damn.

00:09:52.000 So today I thought, let's take it down a notch.

00:09:58.000 I wasn't wasted when I did that, by the way.

00:10:00.000 But I went out to the bars after that.

00:10:02.000 So I woke up.

00:10:03.000 Oh, time to brag.

00:10:07.000 Guess who didn't wet themselves last night?

00:10:10.000 Was that you?

00:10:13.000 Mr. Cool.

00:10:15.000 Mr. Shit Together McGee.

00:10:17.000 That rules.

00:10:18.000 I started pissing my pants and woke the fuck up.

00:10:21.000 Wow.

00:10:25.000 You want to talk about woke?

00:10:27.000 I'm woke.

00:10:30.000 And a little wet.

00:10:31.000 A little damp.

00:10:32.000 Well, yes.

00:10:34.000 One pocket got wet.

00:10:36.000 And I woke up, made it to my salon, pulled down my pants.

00:10:41.000 I noticed I had many drops down my leg.

00:10:43.000 My pocket had been a little moistened.

00:10:45.000 A lot moistened, okay.

00:10:47.000 But just the pocket.

00:10:48.000 Nothing else.

00:10:49.000 Dry jeans.

00:10:51.000 And if I had any doubts, I saw my wife lying down on that couch the next morning reading the newspaper. 0.95

00:10:59.000 So you can laugh, Milo.

00:11:02.000 You can put your plastic on the couch when I sit down.

00:11:05.000 But I don't do that anymore.

00:11:06.000 I haven't went to bed in at least a week.

00:11:09.000 I'm proud.

00:11:10.000 And last night I did not.

00:11:11.000 I peed a part of one pant.

00:11:15.000 Take the clock down.

00:11:16.000 It's bothering the shit out of me.

00:11:17.000 I'll do the change.

00:11:19.000 We've got batteries right there.

00:11:23.000 This helps me know when to read ads, folks.

00:11:26.000 It's very important.

00:11:26.000 And that is not the correct time.

00:11:29.000 Don't worry.

00:11:30.000 This show is live.

00:11:30.000 Oh, it's only one battery.

00:11:32.000 Maybe if it had more batteries, this wouldn't be an issue.

00:11:35.000 And by the way, clock manufacturers, this is not a Sony Walkman.

00:11:40.000 It's not the 80s.

00:11:41.000 So the second that this isn't going to be accurate, it should just stop.

00:11:46.000 Like, sort of the time is not really working for us, as people who need to know what time it is.

00:11:52.000 What time is it?

00:11:55.000 Reminds me of the Canadian rap band, The Dream Warriors.

00:11:58.000 Wake up in the morning.

00:12:00.000 Do you remember them?

00:12:02.000 That sounds a little familiar.

00:12:03.000 Wake up in the morning.

00:12:05.000 Don't wash your face in my sink, sink, sink. 1.00

00:12:08.000 They used the song from Jeopardy.

00:12:11.000 Don't wash your face in my sink, yeah.

00:12:14.000 It's one of the few Canadian things that made it across the border.

00:12:20.000 So Canadian rap.

00:12:30.000 Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher.

00:12:33.000 This isn't the right video.

00:12:36.000 Am I sick?

00:12:37.000 You watch your face?

00:12:38.000 Am I sick?

00:12:39.000 You watch it.

00:12:39.000 Sing.

00:12:40.000 Thank you.

00:12:42.000 Oh, yes, it was.

00:12:44.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:46.000 There's two different that when they're in jail.

00:12:49.000 Okay, but jump in the middle. 0.94

00:12:53.000 Now the basin is clean to the gleam of the eye.

00:12:56.000 You constantly lie when ducks cry out.

00:12:59.000 But you are not about what you say.

00:13:01.000 The image, the field you reveal or portray.

00:13:03.000 But never ever will I fall fault to the effects of bam wagonism.

00:13:07.000 So please listen.

00:13:08.000 Can you hang that up, please?

00:13:10.000 That's not the correct video, but whatever.

00:13:12.000 He's got a big stick in the video.

00:13:15.000 So that let's take it down on the fucking Nazi dad and be a nice dad today.

00:13:20.000 I got to reestablish my relationship with my boy.

00:13:24.000 So I drove them out, all the kids, to FDR Nature Preserve.

00:13:32.000 And there is a pool there that is the biggest pool I've ever been in in my life.

00:13:38.000 It would take you probably four minutes to swim from one end to the other.

00:13:43.000 I think I've been there.

00:13:44.000 And that's good swimming.

00:13:45.000 Dude, it was, first of all, oh yeah, first I went to the gym though.

00:13:48.000 So I got up at seven.

00:13:49.000 I had the horrors, as they say.

00:13:51.000 And when you're a drinker, you wake up usually like five and you have about an hour and a half of hell where it's just living nightmares and you can't sleep and you feel awake.

00:14:00.000 Then if you wait it out, you'll go back to sleep for an hour.

00:14:02.000 But if it's seven, you might as well get up.

00:14:04.000 So you have crippling nightmares, shocking fear.

00:14:07.000 Everyone's dead.

00:14:08.000 Your children are in peril.

00:14:10.000 And then you wake up.

00:14:11.000 And, oh, that's an old, they removed the slide and the diving boards.

00:14:16.000 I hate that.

00:14:18.000 It's so symbolic to me.

00:14:20.000 It just seems like, and the bars are still there.

00:14:23.000 There's just no Boeing part.

00:14:25.000 I hate that.

00:14:27.000 And that's 11 feet deep there.

00:14:30.000 But that's honestly a sliver of the pool.

00:14:34.000 Like, I hope they show the whole thing.

00:14:37.000 Anyway, so I go boxing, right?

00:14:39.000 And Larry's there.

00:14:40.000 Oh my God.

00:14:40.000 Yeah, that is huge.

00:14:41.000 I had a good Larry line.

00:14:43.000 I said, he's like, what you going to do, cupcake?

00:14:47.000 And I said, look around.

00:14:49.000 Look around, Larry.

00:14:50.000 You see what those are?

00:14:51.000 What do you see?

00:14:52.000 You see punching bags, right?

00:14:53.000 That's what I see when I look at you.

00:14:57.000 He goes, you, you, you talk shit with the best of them.

00:15:01.000 I'm bragging that a black man likes my jokes. 1.00

00:15:06.000 But that's like all blacks and Hispanics. 1.00

00:15:08.000 And Italians who grew up in the Bronx, so they're basically Hispanic. 0.75

00:15:13.000 Like Tommy Baggs goes, hey, Gavin, how about this heat, huh?

00:15:16.000 And the humidity.

00:15:18.000 It's fucking brutal, right?

00:15:20.000 And I go, yeah, imagine you were white, Tommy.

00:15:23.000 It's way worse for us.

00:15:26.000 I think that genuinely hurt him.

00:15:28.000 Italians do not like that.

00:15:29.000 They don't like that joke.

00:15:30.000 No.

00:15:31.000 Because they weren't white, like, I guess, three generations ago. 0.97

00:15:34.000 They weren't white in the 50s, like the Irish.

00:15:38.000 Catholics have been persona non grata until very recently. 1.00

00:15:44.000 So that's a very Hispanic morning, black and Hispanic.

00:15:48.000 And then we go to that pool that is, I think there was three white people there out of maybe 200.

00:15:53.000 Wait, show more pictures of it.

00:15:56.000 People don't get a grasp of the size.

00:15:59.000 It's fucking mental.

00:16:05.000 That sort of gives you an idea.

00:16:06.000 Oh, that one gives you a better idea.

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:10.000 Wait, is that it?

00:16:11.000 No, that's not it.

00:16:12.000 Oh, that's a story?

00:16:13.000 Let's see here.

00:16:15.000 No.

00:16:17.000 It was like, those videos were good.

00:16:19.000 Let's go back to the vids.

00:16:20.000 Okay.

00:16:22.000 So we hang out with the Recons, and I noticed, like, the kids, when you live in a big house, which I do not recommend, do not get a big house. 0.99

00:16:31.000 Two kids to a room is ideal.

00:16:32.000 All your kids in one room is ideal.

00:16:34.000 Now, eventually the daughter gets so old, she gets her period and stuff, and she can't be with men. 0.75

00:16:39.000 That's too weird.

00:16:40.000 And she wants to, you know, I don't know, try on her makeup and shit. 1.00

00:16:42.000 She doesn't need boys running around. 0.99

00:16:46.000 But you should keep your kids together in the same room for as long as possible.

00:16:49.000 And when you get in a big house, one kid's there, you're in the basement.

00:16:53.000 I text my kids.

00:16:54.000 I text my wife.

00:16:56.000 Who's that at the front door?

00:16:58.000 It's easier for me to check my cameras on my phone because I have perspectives of everywhere than to go check what's going on up there.

00:17:06.000 Because with my phone, I can see in 30 directions at once.

00:17:11.000 What's that second video?

00:17:13.000 That one's actually, I think, Williamsburg.

00:17:17.000 Oi, Vey, why is this so fucking hard for you?

00:17:20.000 Show us a picture of the pool at the Franklin D. Roosevelt Nature Preserve.

00:17:26.000 Please.

00:17:28.000 Don't write FDR.

00:17:29.000 Write Franklin D. Roosevelt.

00:17:34.000 Not rocket science, dude.

00:17:38.000 I could do it in one second.

00:17:40.000 No, not from the 1800s.

00:17:43.000 You've already shown us that one.

00:17:45.000 Yep.

00:17:46.000 You're familiar with that one.

00:17:48.000 This is all diving.

00:17:49.000 It doesn't show the whole pool.

00:17:52.000 You see what I go through, guys?

00:17:55.000 Is this exhausting or what?

00:17:56.000 And then you think, well, maybe I'm being a dick.

00:17:58.000 So then you slide over to your computer.

00:18:00.000 It's like, boom, picture.

00:18:02.000 Watch this.

00:18:05.000 Put in my code.

00:18:07.000 I go to the internet.

00:18:09.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt Pool.

00:18:14.000 You can get a good glimpse of it in this one.

00:18:16.000 Go to images.

00:18:18.000 There's one, renovated bathhouse.

00:18:21.000 Just 40 miles from NYC, there's another one in Google Images.

00:18:26.000 There's FDR Pool 2.

00:18:31.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park.

00:18:36.000 Keep going down.

00:18:37.000 Parks NYGov.

00:18:40.000 That one.

00:18:42.000 See, was that so hard?

00:18:43.000 It's a big pool.

00:18:45.000 Very big pool.

00:18:46.000 I would say 90% Puerto Rican.

00:18:48.000 There was a weird sort of bunch of Mongolians that showed up.

00:18:51.000 You know those Asians that look Slovakian? 1.00

00:18:54.000 The big wide square jaws like Charles Bronson-looking dudes?

00:18:57.000 Like white-looking, tough Asians? 1.00

00:18:59.000 I think they're Mongolians.

00:19:01.000 Guess what these fuckers were wearing?

00:19:04.000 Their underwear.

00:19:06.000 Oof.

00:19:07.000 Like the boxer briefs.

00:19:09.000 I just wanted to go up to him and touch him and go, guy, you're in your underwear.

00:19:15.000 I wish Sebastian Maniscalco was there.

00:19:18.000 What are you doing?

00:19:19.000 What are you doing?

00:19:21.000 Get out of here.

00:19:23.000 He's swimming in the pool with this.

00:19:25.000 He's in his fucking underwear.

00:19:28.000 What are you doing?

00:19:31.000 Like a little kid in his boxer briefs, and then his dad in like nice boxer brief.

00:19:35.000 Ralph Loren, it says on the waistband.

00:19:38.000 I didn't think something could annoy me more than bathing suits with underwear, but the Mongolians proved me right. 1.00

00:19:45.000 They found me something worse, and that is, I should say, prove me wrong, and that is just underwear.

00:19:52.000 Just underwear.

00:19:54.000 And there was a bathroom there, by the way, that was not heavily frequented.

00:19:58.000 There was not exactly a ton of men running and lining up to use the urinals, which is disheartening.

00:20:05.000 Anyway, so that was my Hispanic morning.

00:20:07.000 Then I came back, recorded a show here for like a banked show where we go through the mailbag.

00:20:15.000 Then I signed up for Cameo.

00:20:18.000 We've been having a lot of trouble with the Justice for Liberty site.

00:20:22.000 The people who set it up are very busy.

00:20:25.000 So I'm just going to raise money on Cameo and through the Doodle auctions and then send that to the fund.

00:20:37.000 So the site will no longer be where you donate.

00:20:40.000 It will just say what the total is and how many donors.

00:20:43.000 And then I'll use all this Cameo money and all the auction money and send it there.

00:20:48.000 So I guess the number of donors will be confusing.

00:20:51.000 I'll have to manually count them.

00:20:54.000 Maybe I'll just stop, take that number down, and it'll just be the total.

00:20:57.000 Anyway, I got about fucking...

00:21:06.000 Damn.

00:21:07.000 That's five grand.

00:21:10.000 And you know what we're going to do for the cameo?

00:21:12.000 We're going to green screen it and make it cool.

00:21:14.000 None of this, like, I saw Ice Cube's son just on the homepage going, yo, what's up, Bag Money Records?

00:21:20.000 You got a new single out.

00:21:22.000 I got to hear that, man.

00:21:22.000 I bet it's dope.

00:21:23.000 All right.

00:21:24.000 Bye.

00:21:26.000 It's so obviously a lie.

00:21:28.000 So we're going to do it in the studio with green screens, pictures, movies behind me, music.

00:21:34.000 We're going to make it fun.

00:21:35.000 None of this half-assed shit on your phone.

00:21:38.000 I'm going to try to make sure they're all in the studio.

00:21:40.000 So that's cameo.com slash Gavin McInnes.

00:21:45.000 And I know people have a lot of trouble spelling my name.

00:21:48.000 It's phonetic, M-C-I-N-N-E-S. 1.00

00:21:55.000 So that's pretty white, although the guy in my studio was like a recon, I guess. 0.96

00:22:00.000 And then I put on the game.

00:22:03.000 No, then I went to my kids' game, and we were playing a local town, New Rochelle, Hispanic Kids.

00:22:13.000 So I'm watching that.

00:22:14.000 Then I go get burritos.

00:22:16.000 That was pretty Hispanic.

00:22:17.000 Is that Joe Rogan?

00:22:18.000 No, it's Vince Neal.

00:22:20.000 It is?

00:22:21.000 It is.

00:22:22.000 Amen.

00:22:23.000 Look at that.

00:22:23.000 See, I'm never doing that.

00:22:26.000 Hey, Jig.

00:22:28.000 So let's.

00:22:29.000 We might have seen this one, but let's play it again.

00:22:32.000 Hey, Jig, this is Vince Neal from Molly Cruz.

00:22:35.000 Hey, buddy, just want to wish you a very happy birthday on New Year's Eve.

00:22:39.000 And this is from Jess Ronica and Hitchy.

00:22:45.000 So have a great birthday, and take care, man.

00:22:49.000 We'll see you soon.

00:22:50.000 Keep rocking.

00:22:52.000 Wait, if you're not doing this for charity and you're in a private jet, why are you doing this?

00:22:59.000 You need the extra five grand, Vince?

00:23:02.000 Did you say $400?

00:23:07.000 $400!

00:23:09.000 Wow.

00:23:11.000 You ever see Manny Pacquios?

00:23:13.000 No.

00:23:14.000 They're short.

00:23:15.000 I think we got enough time.

00:23:17.000 Excuse me.

00:23:18.000 Hi, goodbye.

00:23:19.000 Thank you for calling.

00:23:21.000 Many Pacquiao makes what, $20 million a fight?

00:23:25.000 Yeah, he makes a good amount of money.

00:23:27.000 He doesn't need to be on there, first of all.

00:23:30.000 Second of all, if somebody's going to pay $1,000.

00:23:32.000 Why are you doing?

00:23:34.000 We hope to see you fighting.

00:23:36.000 Why do you let me punch you like that?

00:23:39.000 I get punched.

00:23:40.000 He doesn't seem punchy, actually.

00:23:41.000 He just seems like a weird Filipino. 1.00

00:23:43.000 Filipino.

00:23:46.000 Thousand bucks.

00:23:47.000 Hello, Shiradan and Rachel.

00:23:50.000 Happy 9th anniversary, both of you.

00:23:53.000 May God bless you.

00:23:54.000 And thank you for all your support.

00:23:58.000 All your prayers and support.

00:24:02.000 God bless you.

00:24:04.000 Mine is going to be so fucking good, especially when I'm up against all these shitty lamos.

00:24:09.000 Like, it's so clear that you don't give a shit about the people.

00:24:13.000 That's an advertorial.

00:24:15.000 That's lame.

00:24:17.000 Try to be fun.

00:24:18.000 Hello, Lister Diaces.

00:24:20.000 I want to wait for a happy birthday.

00:24:22.000 His mouth makes me want to eat a pussy sideways. 1.00

00:24:27.000 Hi, this is Maripakea.

00:24:29.000 I'm in Cameo.

00:24:31.000 Oh, shoot.

00:24:32.000 We forgot to read our mid-roll.

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00:25:38.000 All right, here's something I meant to say.

00:25:40.000 I wrote a note to myself while I was watching the game.

00:25:44.000 So this black kid on the other team, these kids are all 11, 12 years old, right?

00:25:48.000 He's running for the ball.

00:25:50.000 He runs forward and the ball bounces out of his glove.

00:25:54.000 So the runner is safe.

00:25:56.000 You didn't catch it.

00:25:58.000 But he did catch it.

00:26:00.000 You see, he had his sunglasses on, and as he dove for the ball, his sunglasses bounced off his glove.

00:26:07.000 And from far away, if you're not, you see something go like that.

00:26:11.000 And it looks like a ball coming out, right?

00:26:14.000 Now, I don't know what his parents are like.

00:26:15.000 I didn't see them there, actually.

00:26:17.000 But I thought this is really crucial because if he had been given the talk where he's told everyone is racist, then that incident would be like, I can't catch a break because I'm black.

00:26:30.000 I caught the ball.

00:26:31.000 He was out.

00:26:31.000 And everyone said, no, he's not out.

00:26:35.000 Something about my sunglasses, some bullshit lie about my sunglasses.

00:26:38.000 It's so fucked up.

00:26:41.000 You see?

00:26:43.000 You get what I'm going?

00:26:44.000 Yeah.

00:26:45.000 And if he hadn't been taught that, he wasn't taught the talk, then he just goes, oh shit, my sunglasses fell off.

00:26:53.000 It's like sometimes life ain't failing.

00:26:54.000 Like when I told you, I pretended I was black one day.

00:26:58.000 In my brain, and I made everything like an injustice.

00:26:58.000 In your brain.

00:27:01.000 And I sat down next to that guy we now call C. Kifa, the South African.

00:27:05.000 And when I sat down in my thing, he moved over.

00:27:07.000 This is before I had met him.

00:27:09.000 As black me, I went, oh, great, South African.

00:27:12.000 Probably wishes he had apartheid here. 1.00

00:27:14.000 But as white me, I realized he was hitting on that girl.

00:27:17.000 So you can, once you get into that negative mindset of everyone's out to get me, then everything is about you.

00:27:24.000 Oh, this pen doesn't work.

00:27:25.000 Great.

00:27:26.000 Probably because I'm black.

00:27:28.000 It's like anti-Semitism. 0.55

00:27:30.000 When you think the Jews are responsible for everything, it rains on your birthday and it's a fucking Jews. 1.00

00:27:35.000 Get out of that mindset.

00:27:38.000 Great.

00:27:38.000 Now I don't have a pen.

00:27:39.000 I get it.

00:27:40.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:27:43.000 He does kind of an eyebrow thing there, too.

00:27:45.000 Yeah.

00:27:46.000 With our magazine boy.

00:27:47.000 My boy's on the cover of a magazine.

00:27:53.000 So I thought that was a heavy moment.

00:27:55.000 And I kind of wish I knew if he went home and went, yeah, mom, I caught a kid out.

00:28:00.000 And they said, no, he's not out because of this, obviously.

00:28:04.000 It's like, that's fucked up.

00:28:06.000 I'm going to talk to the coach.

00:28:10.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:28:13.000 And then I also went to, I got my kids some burritos, more Hispanic stuff.

00:28:18.000 Meanwhile, I'm super dad.

00:28:19.000 I've been going since 7 a.m.

00:28:21.000 It's now 6 p.m.

00:28:24.000 And it's all Hispanics, right? 0.98

00:28:26.000 But this one white girl. 1.00

00:28:28.000 And she's like, what?

00:28:29.000 I go, a kid's burrito and then a normal size burrito, but same thing in both.

00:28:33.000 Okay, so you're getting more stuff?

00:28:36.000 I am getting one more.

00:28:38.000 You finished the kids' burrito.

00:28:39.000 Now I want a big boy burrito.

00:28:40.000 Not for me, but for a bigger boy.

00:28:43.000 Okay.

00:28:44.000 Now?

00:28:44.000 No, tomorrow.

00:28:46.000 She didn't say now, but she was being dumb.

00:28:48.000 And I just thought, women in the workforce, women in general, they've taken their magic power, right? 1.00

00:28:55.000 And they've thrown it in the garbage.

00:28:57.000 I'm not having kids.

00:28:58.000 I'm not.

00:28:58.000 So what are you left with?

00:29:00.000 You without your magic power.

00:29:02.000 It's Clark Kent.

00:29:03.000 And I made a note to myself, can we watch some footage of Clark Kent?

00:29:07.000 Because it's women in America today. 1.00

00:29:10.000 It's women writing these terrible blog articles. 1.00

00:29:13.000 It's Molly Jong Fast, the editor at large at Daily Beast and her shitty comments. 1.00

00:29:21.000 She just tweeted out recently, if you're anti-Antifa, then you're anti-anti-fascism.

00:29:28.000 So aren't you pro-fascist?

00:29:30.000 When did you first hear that?

00:29:31.000 100 years ago?

00:29:32.000 And she's barfing out that fucking juvenile logic? 1.00

00:29:36.000 Yeah.

00:29:36.000 And if you're pro-choice, you're anti-life.

00:29:39.000 And if you eat buffalo wings, then you're not eating birds, you're eating buffaloes.

00:29:46.000 You gotta, Clark Ken, from any movie.

00:29:47.000 Anyone?

00:29:48.000 Okay.

00:29:50.000 Okay, let's see women. 1.00

00:29:51.000 So these are all people working.

00:29:55.000 That's a woman. 1.00

00:29:58.000 That's a feminist. 1.00

00:29:59.000 Hi.

00:30:00.000 Oh, hey, Clark, go get a story.

00:30:04.000 But walk there.

00:30:05.000 Jimmy Olson, photographer.

00:30:06.000 Oh, hi.

00:30:07.000 Oh, hi.

00:30:08.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

00:30:09.000 It's got everything sexy.

00:30:11.000 People are working over there.

00:30:13.000 I should try to get involved, or if it doesn't work out, I'll sue them.

00:30:15.000 Ken, can you open this?

00:30:16.000 Oh, sure, Mr. White.

00:30:18.000 That's a woman doing something feminine. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Senseless killing by Lois Lane.

00:30:22.000 Oh, I...

00:30:23.000 And we get psychologists, we get...

00:30:24.000 Lois, Lois! 0.71

00:30:26.000 Oh, but you're pushing a bunch of ring-free tabloid garbage.

00:30:29.000 The daily planner has a constriction.

00:30:34.000 Now, the only thing different between Clark Kent and women in the workforce is Clark isn't going to sue them and try to get $4 million. 0.96

00:30:43.000 Remember those black women we had up on the show the other day who were suing because racism made their baby shrink? 1.00

00:30:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:49.000 People are so racist here that my baby came out early and it was only one pound.

00:30:53.000 This is a Me Too movement right here.

00:30:54.000 Look, yeah.

00:30:56.000 She grabbed my penis. 1.00

00:30:57.000 Suing HR, call HR.

00:31:00.000 Why would anyone want to do that?

00:31:00.000 What if Superman has a big cock?

00:31:02.000 Oh, dude, he's got to be hungry.

00:31:05.000 Wouldn't that suck if he was it?

00:31:06.000 It was like just average?

00:31:07.000 Yeah, like the Jesus thing.

00:31:08.000 That would be suck.

00:31:09.000 You're bookie, right?

00:31:10.000 A what?

00:31:11.000 Don't tell me.

00:31:12.000 He sends a check every week to his sweet gray-haired old mother.

00:31:15.000 Actually, she's silver-haired. 0.98

00:31:18.000 Turn it up.

00:31:19.000 I'll sue you.

00:31:21.000 Thank you.

00:31:21.000 I'm going to sue you.

00:31:24.000 And this is the competent woman. 0.96

00:31:26.000 And there are competent women in the workforce, don't get me wrong. 1.00

00:31:28.000 Maggie Thatcher was competent.

00:31:30.000 Anymore at home like you?

00:31:32.000 Not really, no.

00:31:33.000 Barbara Corcoran was competent.

00:31:36.000 I didn't think so.

00:31:40.000 Subjected to Clark Camp all fucking day.

00:31:42.000 And why are they all in newsrooms?

00:31:45.000 They run the company's social media and they blog and blog and write and write and come up with crap.

00:31:53.000 Sorry.

00:31:55.000 Here's a weird thing.

00:31:57.000 People smarter than me keep telling me, and I don't get it.

00:32:00.000 I don't see why it's a big deal.

00:32:02.000 They say, type in any three numbers with new cases and then COVID.

00:32:08.000 Into Google search.

00:32:10.000 So let's say 747.

00:32:13.000 747 new cases.

00:32:15.000 All your porn's going to come up.

00:32:17.000 There's no porn.

00:32:19.000 Only porn.

00:32:23.000 Look at that.

00:32:25.000 747 new cases in Indiana.

00:32:28.000 Okay, now put in 307 new cases, COVID.

00:32:33.000 Or just new cases?

00:32:34.000 Is that what you're supposed to do?

00:32:39.000 307.

00:32:40.000 I noticed now the smart guy who told me this, I would put in new, I'd make up five numbers: 11,462 new cases.

00:32:50.000 I think you have to write COVID.

00:32:51.000 Let me check what you said.

00:32:55.000 Illinois officials announced exactly a number you said, 1,462 new cases of coronavirus.

00:33:03.000 Oh, sorry, you don't put in COVID.

00:33:05.000 You're right.

00:33:06.000 Just that in new cases.

00:33:07.000 1462.

00:33:10.000 The year that punk broke, 1977.

00:33:17.000 So it's not just three-digit numbers.

00:33:19.000 Okay, so smart people say to me, this is fucked up.

00:33:23.000 What does this mean?

00:33:23.000 And I go, it's not fucked up.

00:33:25.000 This has been like the biggest news.

00:33:28.000 As Jim Goad said, this is a World War II moment.

00:33:32.000 People will talk about this for centuries.

00:33:34.000 Our kids are going to have weird tics about washing their hands and masks and stuff.

00:33:38.000 This is a major fucking deal.

00:33:41.000 So there's been probably millions of articles written about this, not just in America, but all over the English-speaking world.

00:33:49.000 Because we're obviously not pulling up German articles, right?

00:33:51.000 So England, America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand.

00:33:57.000 There's been a lot of fucking cases here.

00:33:59.000 So I don't find that that surprising.

00:34:02.000 It's like someone's talked about, they found this book about pandemics, and it said that there'll be this corona-linked virus that will cause a global pandemic, and it'll start in China.

00:34:14.000 And everyone was freaking out that this author saw the future.

00:34:17.000 And I'm like, I don't know, there's probably 742,000 pandemic thrillers that go back 50 years or so.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, you're going to say China and they always come from fucking China. 0.99

00:34:30.000 So you don't think it's like a glitch where it just changes the number or some crap like that?

00:34:36.000 You think that there's an article for every single number?

00:34:38.000 Of course.

00:34:39.000 What are you saying?

00:34:40.000 That this article used to say 741, and now it says 777?

00:34:53.000 What?

00:34:55.000 It could be altered based on ways.

00:34:56.000 I think it's written way back.

00:34:58.000 Yeah, I'm going to try.

00:35:00.000 So to the smart guy that sent me this, I don't get what you're freaked out about.

00:35:04.000 And I took your three and I raised you two.

00:35:08.000 10,000.

00:35:09.000 Look at it right now.

00:35:11.000 13,333.

00:35:15.000 New cases.

00:35:19.000 Are you still doing that one?

00:35:21.000 13,333.

00:35:24.000 New cases.

00:35:28.000 You got one?

00:35:29.000 No, that number's a little too high.

00:35:32.000 You could do four days.

00:35:36.000 There we go.

00:35:41.000 What's that?

00:35:44.000 Click on that.

00:35:52.000 So maybe that did say 13,333 and then it went down or up or something.

00:35:58.000 Anyway, maybe you folks at home can tell me why that's so fucking crazy. 0.74

00:36:02.000 I ain't freaking out.

00:36:03.000 Oh, we're past the paywall time.

00:36:06.000 By the way, I have some, I guess, bad news.

00:36:10.000 I told you today I was going to go through the parenting thing and talk about babies and then two to three.

00:36:16.000 We were going through it earlier and it's like a two-hour thing.

00:36:19.000 We only have half an hour or 25 minutes before we start taking calls.

00:36:22.000 I'm going to make it a censored.tv presents and really take my time because I'm talking about how to raise kids.

00:36:28.000 And again, I'm no fucking expert, but I think I did a pretty good job.

00:36:32.000 From zero to 13.

00:36:34.000 13 years of something that I work hard on every single day.

00:36:38.000 You can't fart it out in 25 minutes.

00:36:40.000 So we'll be postponing that probably till Thursday.

00:36:44.000 We have a surprise show a week from now where we're going to be broadcasting live from a secret location.

00:36:52.000 So it's going to take us a while to get to that location.

00:36:55.000 So Monday and Tuesday, we have Mailbag catching up on the Mailbag episodes.

00:36:59.000 Then live from our secret location seven days from now.

00:37:04.000 And then Thursday, so a week tomorrow, we'll do the thing.

00:37:10.000 Oh, God, I remembered the auction's over in an hour.

00:37:16.000 So if you liked anything, the way to get to the auction, it's very hard.

00:37:19.000 So I advise people you go to censor.tv and then look at Doodle Auction.

00:37:24.000 We raised how much money for Zenoa, the Kinsman family?

00:37:31.000 3320.

00:37:33.000 The last one was $3,300.

00:37:35.000 So that's just in the past month or so.

00:37:37.000 We've raised $6,000 for them.

00:37:39.000 And then my fucking cameo is $5,000.

00:37:42.000 That's $10,000.

00:37:45.000 If we keep doing this, by the time those guys get out, I feel like they might be able to have $50,000 each.

00:37:51.000 Nothing, it doesn't make up for the four years they were incarcerated, but it's something.

00:38:00.000 All right.

00:38:01.000 So yeah, go in there and bid.

00:38:03.000 If I were you, I'd be bidding on my history of Western civilization, history of America.

00:38:09.000 It hurt to sell those.

00:38:10.000 You have hurt me today.

00:38:13.000 All right, last read.

00:38:15.000 After the paywall, which is we're going to hang up on you freeloaders.

00:38:19.000 What the fuck are we on anyway?

00:38:21.000 Bit shoot.

00:38:22.000 Bit shoot.

00:38:23.000 How many people watch that?

00:38:25.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:38:26.000 I'm not one of them.

00:38:30.000 You know who got banned?

00:38:31.000 Some guy was called the best of Gavin McInnis.

00:38:33.000 People assumed it was me.

00:38:35.000 And he was doing little clips, stealing clips, illegally, but they were short, so I don't enforce it.

00:38:41.000 It's probably good for business to have a bunch of five-minuteers.

00:38:43.000 But they shut him down.

00:38:46.000 And it was when I was talking about nice white people. 0.61

00:38:49.000 That was the clip that finally broke the camel's back.

00:38:52.000 And if you recall, that was me saying the New York Times was right.

00:38:55.000 They should be mocking these liberals that don't send their kids to mix schools after talking about it and say they will.

00:39:01.000 It was a very effective and cool way to lampoon liberals, and that is why I'm persona non grata because I'm persuasive and I'm no longer a lefty.

00:39:12.000 He made vice, he made hipsters. 0.80

00:39:14.000 What if he makes Trump hipsters?

00:39:17.000 What if he makes Trump hip?

00:39:19.000 That's not good.

00:39:22.000 All right, so after the paywall, the 300 people who watch BitChute are missing out on this. 0.95

00:39:29.000 Maybe BitChute will ban me for saying that. 1.00

00:39:31.000 But once again, what is this now?

00:39:36.000 Spit shoot.

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00:40:45.000 Made that mistake.

00:40:47.000 That's a kid-friendly joke.

00:40:49.000 Oh, also, our ad guy is sticking to his guns with this censored claws bit.

00:40:55.000 And he says, why does censored claws always come through the chimney?

00:41:01.000 Because he knows better than to try the back door.

00:41:04.000 And then he adds, oh, O-H-H-H exclamation mark.

00:41:08.000 Oh.

00:41:09.000 I assume that he's got a hold of a Santa joke book and is changing the jokes from Santa to censored claws.

00:41:17.000 All right.

00:41:18.000 So that's signing out for the free portion of the show, which is, of course, paid for by sponsors.

00:41:24.000 You know what the callers are getting.

00:41:26.000 We'll be taking calls in 20 minutes.

00:41:29.000 And we still have a lot to talk about.

00:41:32.000 About political correctness, professors getting fired.

00:41:35.000 We have a million riot updates.

00:41:36.000 I don't know if we're going to have riot exhaustion.

00:41:39.000 And I'm really parched.

00:41:42.000 Is that because I was drinking last night?

00:41:45.000 I feel like my body wants me to have a Gatorade, but I want to have a beer.

00:41:52.000 Get fired.

00:41:53.000 Get in trouble.

00:41:54.000 Be brave.

00:41:54.000 And never stop fighting.

00:41:55.000 The replows will make you happy.

00:41:59.000 You're a slave to people born richer than you Then screw it I'll keep going in Then I'll play on the wicked thing No Thanks to Auto-Tune We are young Life is fine It goes downhill We gotta make the most of it Bring the most of it Or you'll regret it We are young Still die Life is fine Till you die We gotta make the most of it Make the most of it Life is a wonder.

00:42:27.000 See, like, that's obviously corny because it's for little kids.

00:42:30.000 But if you're in a club, like the way we would go to clubs in the early aughts, we wanted to hear weird shit.

00:42:37.000 This is when Electroclash was big.

00:42:39.000 So you'd hear Fisher Spooner or something, and then you'd hear a song like this, and you'd appreciate it.

00:42:46.000 in the mix of a bunch of good music, it's a weird, cool break.

00:42:49.000 Statistically, that relationship is going to fail.

00:42:52.000 I have a wonderful family, it's like no other.

00:42:54.000 You're not special, and one day you'll bury your mother.

00:42:56.000 No matter what, I can find a home.

00:42:58.000 We will all die alone.

00:43:01.000 There's amazing potential in every human on Earth.

00:43:03.000 Seven-year-olds can handle a bit of edge.

00:43:07.000 They don't like horror movies or metal, and they hate seeing animals in peril.

00:43:13.000 Like even a squirrel is roadkill.

00:43:15.000 It's traumatizing for them.

00:43:20.000 I feel nothing for animals.

00:43:23.000 If someone said, your dog has termed cancer, your best friend's dying, and you're going to have to put it down.

00:43:32.000 It's inferior pain.

00:43:33.000 I go, oh, okay.

00:43:35.000 Like that?

00:43:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:37.000 It's bleeding.

00:43:38.000 You're supposed to, you do an injection.

00:43:40.000 Okay, I don't want to do the injection.

00:43:41.000 I just slit its throat.

00:43:43.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:45.000 You told me to.

00:43:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:50.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:43:51.000 Like, we went to this baseball game, this kids' baseball game, and the balls in this one park, they roll under the gate.

00:44:00.000 So you have to make up this rule.

00:44:01.000 It's called like a mandatory double or something.

00:44:05.000 And you have to stop at second base because we don't know how it would have played out.

00:44:08.000 And obviously in the MLB, it bounces off the back court and the back padding there and you pick it up and throw it in and you can still save the day.

00:44:14.000 But you can't do it at this.

00:44:15.000 You know why?

00:44:16.000 They have a crack at the bottom of the fence.

00:44:18.000 You know why?

00:44:20.000 So as not to impede ducks as they meander around.

00:44:25.000 Why do I give?

00:44:26.000 There's people eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich looking at that fence going, oh, good, that'll be good for the ducks.

00:44:31.000 As they chew the flesh of a chicken.

00:44:34.000 Where's the logic?

00:44:37.000 Chickens are worse than ducks? 0.99

00:44:38.000 Who gives a fuck?

00:44:44.000 I've got some miscellaneous things here.

00:44:47.000 This is all over.

00:44:49.000 Like when I drive into the city, I just see politically correct billboard after politically correct billboard.

00:44:54.000 Monte Fiore Hospital with this picture.

00:44:57.000 It's kind of a real artsy-fartsy thing.

00:45:00.000 And it's this doctor with like art splash.

00:45:02.000 And it's like, Monte Fiore is your hospital.

00:45:05.000 And of course she's a black woman. 1.00

00:45:07.000 Of course the black surgeon is, I mean, of course the surgeon is a black woman. 0.98

00:45:12.000 And then there's huge billboards for Beyoncé's new show movie, Black is King.

00:45:21.000 And I checked it out.

00:45:23.000 I checked out the ad.

00:45:25.000 It's film school claptrap.

00:45:28.000 This is, remember what I was never in Film school, but everyone's friend is right.

00:45:32.000 Like Derek Beckles was in film school, and I would end up going to their premieres.

00:45:37.000 And I was just, I would just look at this pretentious garbage.

00:45:40.000 And it's one thing to be pretentious if you're educated and erudite and you've done stuff.

00:45:44.000 Like Milo can be pretentious.

00:45:46.000 Christopher Hitchens can be pretentious.

00:45:46.000 I don't mind.

00:45:49.000 Dinesh D'Souza, Pat Buchanan, he's not pretentious, but he could be.

00:45:54.000 But 20-year-olds, they'd look ridiculous when they tell you about life.

00:45:59.000 And I think Beyoncé has the IQ of a fish. 1.00

00:46:03.000 Did you know that she named, why she named her kid blue?

00:46:08.000 Hmm.

00:46:09.000 She likes the color blue?

00:46:10.000 No.

00:46:11.000 Everything is blue.

00:46:13.000 This is her quote.

00:46:14.000 What?

00:46:15.000 Everything's blue.

00:46:15.000 Think about it.

00:46:16.000 The sky's blue.

00:46:17.000 Your computer screen's blue.

00:46:19.000 That's two things.

00:46:22.000 I mean, I look here.

00:46:23.000 Look, everything's blue.

00:46:24.000 Groundskeeper Willie's pants.

00:46:27.000 The reservoir dogs guy's jacket.

00:46:29.000 What's his name?

00:46:30.000 Sean Penn?

00:46:31.000 I mean, my triumph manual.

00:46:36.000 Everything.

00:46:39.000 Don't look at this.

00:46:41.000 Don't look anywhere else.

00:46:42.000 What the fuck?

00:46:43.000 Imagine thinking that?

00:46:45.000 Seeing a couple of blue things and going, well, that's everything.

00:46:48.000 Gonna name my daughter everything.

00:46:51.000 Okay, check out this short and how bad it is.

00:46:55.000 And this is paid for by Disney.

00:46:58.000 What's the matter?

00:46:59.000 The stream is down, so I restarted it.

00:47:01.000 Oh, shit.

00:47:02.000 So that ain't good.

00:47:05.000 This is all on the record.

00:47:07.000 Uh-oh.

00:47:08.000 Everyone is seeing it.

00:47:09.000 So wait.

00:47:10.000 We're still recording this, so it'll look good when we put it up.

00:47:13.000 Yes.

00:47:13.000 But as far as people who pay to see it live, they got a big hole.

00:47:17.000 How long has the stream been down?

00:47:19.000 Um.

00:47:21.000 I think about like 10 minutes.

00:47:25.000 Do we not have a better way for you to check that?

00:47:28.000 I was just getting an email and our tech guy.

00:47:28.000 Let's see.

00:47:33.000 Yeah, but you should be on the phone, the tech guy, like having his texts appear throughout the show.

00:47:39.000 Thank you.

00:47:46.000 In fact, you should be playing the show on your phone.

00:47:49.000 Yeah, I do that from time to time, but it's been so consistent.

00:47:55.000 Um.

00:47:59.000 Let me see what I see.

00:48:01.000 Let me see what I see.

00:48:04.000 The doo-doo-doo. 0.95

00:48:06.000 Doody-doody-do.

00:48:09.000 Boy, I have a lot of apps open.

00:48:12.000 Like 50.

00:48:14.000 This cameo sure sends you a lot of notices.

00:48:17.000 It's blowing up your phone now.

00:48:19.000 Wow.

00:48:20.000 I can't see my emails.

00:48:22.000 Okay, so I go over here.

00:48:24.000 I go to live and it says just nothing.

00:48:32.000 It's a black screen.

00:48:36.000 This is terrible.

00:48:38.000 Honesty, I don't want to.

00:48:42.000 All right, well, that puts us in a predicament because you should be focusing on fixing that.

00:48:46.000 Why don't you get on the phone with the tech dude?

00:48:48.000 Okay.

00:48:49.000 I'll mute myself.

00:48:51.000 And I guess I'll read you some letters.

00:48:55.000 Right?

00:48:57.000 Yep.

00:49:05.000 Riot, shut up. 1.00

00:49:07.000 You don't have a death.

00:49:10.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:49:12.000 It's mailbag.

00:49:15.000 Let me touch it.

00:49:21.000 All right, where am I here?

00:49:25.000 Here's one from Jonathan.

00:49:27.000 Sent at 9.47 p.m., which is two minutes ago.

00:49:32.000 Stream cut out and is not loading on refresh about 10 minutes ago.

00:49:36.000 So this would have started at 9.37.

00:49:38.000 Figured you all may not know, and it might be a quick fix on your side.

00:49:41.000 I wanted to email.

00:49:43.000 Joe, the live stream is down, he says.

00:49:48.000 And that was 9.47 also.

00:49:51.000 The stream cut off, he says, but I'll send this anyway.

00:49:55.000 And it's me pushing Ryan's face into my gut and then his face appearing on my sunburn.

00:50:03.000 We'll show you that momentarily.

00:50:04.000 I'm sure you remember it from the show.

00:50:06.000 It says, hot pink Scottish man smothers young Jeep Rican boy. 0.65

00:50:10.000 And it's on Pornhub.

00:50:12.000 Your live stream is down, says Tyler.

00:50:16.000 That was 9.45.

00:50:18.000 Live street is down.

00:50:19.000 SJC, seeing a pattern here.

00:50:21.000 I think you might be offline.

00:50:23.000 9.39.

00:50:28.000 So yeah, what's going on?

00:50:29.000 You're going to have to reboot the whole TriCaster or some shit? 0.95

00:50:32.000 That's a bad idea.

00:50:34.000 Okay.

00:50:35.000 He's going to see what's going on on the back end.

00:50:42.000 Because it's still popping up that we're streaming.

00:50:44.000 Like, there's still that video thing.

00:50:46.000 It wouldn't be there if we weren't.

00:50:48.000 So it's just there's no feed to it.

00:50:50.000 It sounds like the problem is your end.

00:50:53.000 Yeah.

00:50:56.000 Okay.

00:50:59.000 Gavin and Closet Ryan.

00:51:01.000 Check out this guy running for U.S. Congress here in New Hampshire.

00:51:04.000 He has no history, no background, and decided to run for Congress and is kicking ass here in the state.

00:51:10.000 His latest video has him shooting a fully auto-AK to metal.

00:51:14.000 Not sure if you care, but damn, is that a news-breaking story about a politician?

00:51:17.000 I like you more than a friend, especially when I got my heels on.

00:51:21.000 And this is from Henry.

00:51:23.000 Can you show that or are you too busy?

00:51:24.000 Yep.

00:51:26.000 I don't find those earplugs cut it.

00:51:51.000 I not only talk the talk, I walk the walk.

00:51:54.000 My name is Eli Klemmer, and I say it's time for a new type of politician.

00:52:00.000 Vote for me if you want liberty.

00:52:03.000 Live free.

00:52:06.000 Cool.

00:52:08.000 That was a good letter.

00:52:10.000 By the way, Ryan, Ben had an email called Meme that came in at 9:45.

00:52:16.000 I couldn't show the people what he sent us.

00:52:19.000 Oh, Ron.

00:52:22.000 Oh, narrow.

00:52:25.000 Your face is really visible there.

00:52:28.000 Yeah, that's creepy.

00:52:33.000 So on the Reddit, well, not the Reddit, the whatever we have, the Riot.

00:52:37.000 It's like this is how Ryan makes bonuses or whatever.

00:52:39.000 That's not true, first of all.

00:52:43.000 Greetings, Gavin, and Fag Zone Ambassador. 0.68

00:52:46.000 Greetings, Gavin.

00:52:46.000 Oh, sorry.

00:52:48.000 And then Fag Zone Ambassador, which is me.

00:52:50.000 Is that separate?

00:52:51.000 Oh, that's you.

00:52:51.000 And Rye Guy, king of fagnation.

00:52:54.000 Okay.

00:52:55.000 He's more like the king of stagnation, actually.

00:52:59.000 It's funny how on the same page everyone is with making men the same as women.

00:53:03.000 Oh, that reminds of another thing that's going on.

00:53:08.000 Where did I put that?

00:53:09.000 Oh, yeah, I put that in another thread.

00:53:12.000 So there's a girl on my boys', my boy, on my son's team.

00:53:16.000 And I look at her and I go, okay, I understand that with pandemic, not a lot of girls signed up for softball. 1.00

00:53:23.000 That's fine.

00:53:24.000 And so I play on the boys' team.

00:53:25.000 I'll reserve judgment for this year.

00:53:27.000 But otherwise, it bothers me because if you're going to join the boys' baseball team, I assume you're way too good for girls' softball.

00:53:37.000 And it's just boring for you to constantly be hitting home run after home run after home run, right?

00:53:42.000 So when you get a girl up here, she's going to be, she was the absolute top of her game in women's softball. 1.00

00:53:49.000 So she's going to be like just below medium in boys baseball. 0.97

00:53:53.000 And then I was talking to someone that said, no, no, she came here because she said it's easier than softball.

00:53:59.000 What?

00:54:00.000 Baseball is easier than softball?

00:54:02.000 Isn't it underhand pitches?

00:54:04.000 And isn't the ball a giant fucking yellow grapefruit?

00:54:07.000 And then me and my boy looked it up and it said that, yes, softball actually is harder.

00:54:14.000 This is the problem with the internet today.

00:54:16.000 You can just say anything and there's an article about it, especially if it's politically correct.

00:54:20.000 So now they're saying softball is harder because, well, first they say the pitches come at you slower.

00:54:28.000 Yeah, that means it's easier.

00:54:30.000 But it says because the field is smaller, it's actually harder because it's easier to throw someone out as they run to first.

00:54:39.000 If a smaller field is harder, then why is t-ball a tiny field?

00:54:45.000 And why do the fields for kids get bigger and bigger as they get older?

00:54:50.000 11 to 12.

00:54:52.000 My son's 11, 12 year old size now is the exact same size as a high school woman's softball.

00:54:59.000 And he's not done.

00:55:00.000 Next year he goes up to, I think, the one just before MLB.

00:55:06.000 So every year, every couple of years, the pitcher's mount gets farther away.

00:55:11.000 But still, the internet claims that it's easier to play softball.

00:55:16.000 They're just saying that because it sounds cool to say the woman's thing is actually harder.

00:55:22.000 It's like that article in Vanity Fair where they go, women are actually funnier than men. 0.95

00:55:26.000 Did you know that?

00:55:29.000 The guy who made the female Ghostbusters and it fucking tanked is the one who said that.

00:55:34.000 Are we still down?

00:55:38.000 Are you sure?

00:55:39.000 Like, what did he tell you to do?

00:55:40.000 Are you doing what he told you to do?

00:55:42.000 No, he's looking into it.

00:55:43.000 He's.

00:55:44.000 But the problem is on your end.

00:55:47.000 Your end?

00:55:48.000 We could try a restart.

00:55:50.000 I don't think that'll harm anything.

00:55:51.000 Yeah, might as well.

00:55:53.000 This is just being recorded.

00:55:56.000 All right, let's throw to this bumper.

00:55:59.000 Anyway, man, this name is Owen.

00:56:00.000 This new show, literally aired tonight, hosted by the amazing race guy, has people breaking a slab of concrete and loading a dumpster. 0.98

00:56:08.000 And four of the contestants are women, one of which is a tough old lady. 1.00

00:56:15.000 Surprisingly, some of the girls outdo the guys.

00:56:18.000 The guy that wins beats everyone else by a wide margin.

00:56:22.000 I'm just baffled that I'm watching a show that makes manual labor, literally necessary for other places, into a game.

00:56:28.000 And somehow this tedious task of breaking concrete slab and moving it will prove that women are just as strong as men. 0.77

00:56:34.000 I mean, this is like that Sargon of Akkad debate he had about women in sports.

00:56:40.000 And you're watching it, and it was trans.

00:56:43.000 Should trans women be allowed to compete with other women? 1.00

00:56:47.000 And some PC, boring turd was like, yes, I know.

00:56:51.000 His whole argument was like, I've known trans people and they're good people.

00:56:54.000 And Sargon was just like, they have X percent more upper body strength.

00:56:58.000 They have X percent more muscle tissue, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:01.000 All these clinical facts about why men are stronger than women and why we separate men's and women's sports. 0.85

00:57:07.000 We're very different fucking creatures.

00:57:09.000 You might look down at our genitals if you have any doubts.

00:57:14.000 So we're going to do a cut.

00:57:16.000 Why?

00:57:20.000 Alright, so we're throwing to a bumper.

00:57:22.000 Okay, we have to do a magic cut because we're trying to fix these machines.

00:57:25.000 Special and one day you'll bury your mother.

00:57:27.000 No matter what, I can find a home.

00:57:29.000 We will all die alone.

00:57:32.000 There's amazing potential in every human on Earth.

00:57:35.000 Then we're back.

00:57:37.000 Sorry about that, folks.

00:57:37.000 And we're back.

00:57:39.000 The subscribers will get the whole show tomorrow.

00:57:42.000 We kept going for a long time after the technical difficulties.

00:57:47.000 They happened about half an hour ago.

00:57:50.000 Hopefully we didn't lose everyone.

00:57:52.000 I was in the middle of reading a letter.

00:57:54.000 And again, you'll be able to see everything you missed when we put this up.

00:57:58.000 How soon can we put it up?

00:58:03.000 Pretty soon.

00:58:05.000 Tonight.

00:58:06.000 Tonight?

00:58:06.000 Yeah.

00:58:07.000 Like late tonight?

00:58:08.000 Yeah, late tonight.

00:58:09.000 So late tonight, early tomorrow.

00:58:11.000 Anyway, to finish the letter that is going to sound weird to you now, but won't sound weird to you when you're watching the whole show.

00:58:11.000 You'll see it.

00:58:20.000 So live people are going to find this confusing.

00:58:26.000 Why do we keep moving towards basing our character and identity on Appearances.

00:58:30.000 It's just the opposite of what we need to be doing, anyways.

00:58:32.000 I want to put you out for a fucking week with my heels on, blah, blah, blah. 0.77

00:58:35.000 So it's a guy talking about this reality show where they break cement and there's an equal number of men and women doing hard labor, manual hard labor.

00:58:44.000 Which reminds me in our notes, look at this blind auditions is a good idea.

00:58:50.000 It's about, sorry, I forgot to number them.

00:58:51.000 It's the second link after political correctness.

00:58:54.000 Do-do-do-do.

00:59:01.000 Isn't this awesome?

00:59:03.000 How blind auditions help orchestras to eliminate gender bias.

00:59:07.000 To get more women into their ranks, many orchestras use blind auditions where musicians perform behind a screen. 0.99

00:59:12.000 Could we replicate this in business?

00:59:14.000 Because women are probably better at playing the violin than men, but because of sexism, we don't have them as much. 1.00

00:59:22.000 That's why you don't see like a lot of black brain surgeons and female football players because of people's inherent bias. 1.00

00:59:29.000 So if we just did it by a meritocracy, you'd have like 50% male, female for everything.

00:59:35.000 Blacks are 14% of the population, so they'd be 14% of everything, including motorcycle repairmen. 0.97

00:59:44.000 And then they tried it.

00:59:48.000 Oops, turns out we were actually being too generous.

00:59:51.000 Go back to that visual.

00:59:55.000 To make orchestras more diverse, this is seven years later, end blind auditions.

01:00:01.000 If ensembles are to reflect the communities they serve, the audition process should take into account race, gender, and other factors.

01:00:11.000 And the Guardian is the same as the New York Times, so there's no discrepancy there.

01:00:17.000 This is God.

01:00:18.000 God sends us these messages.

01:00:20.000 He says, don't play me.

01:00:22.000 I set up something.

01:00:23.000 It's called nature.

01:00:24.000 It's called meritocracy.

01:00:25.000 If you take away her powers, she will be as annoying as Clark Kent is in journalism. 0.98

01:00:30.000 Clark Kunt.

01:00:32.000 Clark Kunt.

01:00:33.000 There you go.

01:00:35.000 So now we're fully back up, right?

01:00:38.000 We are.

01:00:40.000 I mean, I saw the picture.

01:00:41.000 Let me make sure there's audio.

01:00:43.000 Yeah, let me see if I can find one more.

01:00:45.000 Her powers, she will be as annoying as Clark Kent is in journalism. 0.99

01:00:49.000 That's what I said.

01:00:50.000 And then we're going to say Clark Kunt.

01:00:51.000 Clark Kunt.

01:00:52.000 Yep, there you go.

01:00:53.000 I wonder if we could do a little loop.

01:00:54.000 So now we're fully back up.

01:00:56.000 Hope y'all good, dog.

01:00:57.000 Bitches out there be mugging and shit. 1.00

01:00:59.000 Stay real gay in the not fag zone. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Was looking forward to those socks.

01:01:01.000 Robert Jackson, worried about our feed.

01:01:04.000 Robert, you're live.

01:01:06.000 Yo, live feed is down.

01:01:07.000 No, you're wrong.

01:01:09.000 Dan and Aziza.

01:01:12.000 Live stream fail.

01:01:13.000 Must be the leader of the fag zone's fault. 1.00

01:01:15.000 I think it was.

01:01:16.000 No, I was told it wasn't.

01:01:17.000 Well, I told you to reboot, and you said no, and then I forced you to, and now it's fixed.

01:01:22.000 I told you the problem was on your end.

01:01:24.000 This is why you'll always remain dumb.

01:01:25.000 No, my response was wrong, but I was.

01:01:28.000 Yeah, you can't learn.

01:01:30.000 You're always like, no, that's me.

01:01:31.000 I'm innocent.

01:01:32.000 Okay.

01:01:33.000 Fine.

01:01:34.000 It reminds me of Derek Beckles.

01:01:34.000 Keep having that.

01:01:36.000 This is when I learned that we're doomed never to be friends, or he's always doomed to stay ignorant.

01:01:41.000 We were both wondering, and my wife, the three of me, Derek Beckles and my wife, were like, how does Bob Geldoff have so much money?

01:01:48.000 The Boomtown Rats only had one hit.

01:01:50.000 I don't like Mondays.

01:01:51.000 But he's loaded.

01:01:52.000 And then Derek goes, I think it's because he's a sir.

01:01:57.000 And I go, what?

01:01:58.000 How is that a thing?

01:01:59.000 No, like when you're a sir, you're part of the sort of the monarchy machine and you get checks.

01:02:04.000 But from like Buckingham Palace, like the Queen?

01:02:07.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:02:08.000 The monarchy?

01:02:09.000 Yeah, sure, the Queen.

01:02:11.000 That doesn't sound right.

01:02:12.000 He's like, no, it is.

01:02:14.000 So then we look it up.

01:02:15.000 Turns out Bob Geldof was, he got on the bandwagon really early with new media and reality TV, big brother type of shows, you know.

01:02:25.000 He was like one of the first guy to look into this sort of real housewives reality TV where you take normal people, you pay them shit, and you have some big hit where they get famous and you don't have to pay them.

01:02:37.000 And he made millions and millions with this concept.

01:02:41.000 I don't know if he copyrighted or how he made the millions, but new media reality TV.

01:02:46.000 And I go, oh, okay.

01:02:47.000 So we both got that from Wikipedia, which used to be reliable.

01:02:50.000 I'm talking now like 2006 when we had this argument.

01:02:55.000 And then I go, oh, so that's what it is.

01:02:57.000 And then Derek said, and this blew my mind, he goes, yeah, I think there's still a lot with the Sir thing.

01:03:02.000 There's still a lot.

01:03:04.000 And that's you.

01:03:06.000 Like you learn a new thing and just go, no, no, I didn't do anything wrong.

01:03:10.000 That's fine.

01:03:12.000 And the facts can't get into your head because you blocked them out.

01:03:16.000 I thought we were talking about two different things is what I was a little mistaken.

01:03:20.000 I thought you meant what caused it.

01:03:22.000 Because I could accidentally, I could press this button, we would go off stream.

01:03:25.000 That would be me causing it, but my response to it sucked and was shitty, It must be the people sending the feed.

01:03:46.000 And we've learned a million times whenever Skype fucks up, you reboot, you restart.

01:03:52.000 Reload.

01:03:55.000 But even when I suggested it, you're like, well, no, he says it's over on his end.

01:03:59.000 I'm not going to try that.

01:04:01.000 Okay.

01:04:03.000 Fuck you, Ryan, says Dan and Aziza, who I assume are a married couple that both hate you.

01:04:10.000 B. Fox, you all right?

01:04:12.000 You guys blacked out.

01:04:12.000 I don't know why I'm reading all these.

01:04:14.000 Did a vendor that provided live streaming functionality just ban you or something?

01:04:18.000 From Michael?

01:04:20.000 Billy Mack, did the show get hacked?

01:04:23.000 Ashley Marie, something's up with Gavin's cameo.

01:04:26.000 I was only able to book him with his link from the censored.tv site.

01:04:30.000 Wait, we already got that up?

01:04:33.000 That was fast?

01:04:35.000 Holy crud.

01:04:39.000 Does he mean the doodle auction?

01:04:43.000 I was only able to book him with his link from the censor.tv site.

01:04:46.000 I tried three times from the app that I've booked from there before, and my phone went ape shit once, completely had to shut it down, and the other two times the booking wouldn't go through.

01:04:55.000 Hoping I got my booking for my husband's anniversary present.

01:04:58.000 Surely he wasn't booted that Fast.

01:05:01.000 Thanks so much, Ashley Blair.

01:05:04.000 P.S. Thank you for Johnny Appleseed.

01:05:09.000 It is nice to find a CBD that isn't snake oil.

01:05:13.000 Tell you what I'm going to do.

01:05:14.000 I'm going to take a picture of your email, my dear, and I'm going to send it to the people at Cameo who have been very helpful.

01:05:22.000 It might be because I'm so incredibly popular that my Cameo has been going mental patient all day.

01:05:32.000 So maybe it's like flooded.

01:05:33.000 Like I've been getting several a minute.

01:05:38.000 Because I never do shit like this.

01:05:39.000 But once I realized I could do it all for charity, I thought that would be cool.

01:05:45.000 Hey, Gav and Super Fag. 0.99

01:05:47.000 Boy.

01:05:48.000 Who's that?

01:05:51.000 I have two good spook movies, not movies about blacks, that you guys should watch and analyze. 0.94

01:05:55.000 Mid Somar and Hereditary.

01:05:58.000 I believe the director is pulling a sneaky on everyone because of the casting.

01:06:01.000 Essentially, he casts certain actors so he can get away with certain content.

01:06:04.000 Very anti-PC bullshit.

01:06:06.000 Mid Somar, didn't we talk about this when it came out?

01:06:10.000 That's the movie about the people who end up in a cult?

01:06:15.000 You better not have spelled it wrong.

01:06:16.000 No spoilers.

01:06:21.000 Yeah, we covered this.

01:06:22.000 We covered this last year when it came out, sir.

01:06:25.000 Thanks for the movie wreck on a year-old movie that we've already seen and discussed quite a bit.

01:06:32.000 Apparently, Nick Fuentes stream was also down at the same time.

01:06:36.000 Hmm.

01:06:38.000 Veird! 0.99

01:06:40.000 Very, very interesting.

01:06:42.000 Funny, the show cut out right when you guys are exposing the number conspiracy about coronavirus.

01:06:48.000 Ooh, hey, live stream provider.

01:06:58.000 The pandemic is bullshit.

01:07:00.000 It's a bad flu season.

01:07:02.000 We don't buy that it's 120,000.

01:07:05.000 We think it's more like 80,000, which is a bad, but not the worst, flu season of the past, say, 20 years.

01:07:14.000 The reason everyone knows about COVID is because you've made this flu into a magic thing.

01:07:18.000 If we had 80,000 people die from flu last year, no one would mention it.

01:07:21.000 We wouldn't have constant updates.

01:07:23.000 It wouldn't be a thing.

01:07:24.000 We don't think a mask works.

01:07:25.000 We think it's only olds and fats that die from it.

01:07:28.000 50% of the deaths are in New York.

01:07:30.000 75% of those were in an old folks' home.

01:07:32.000 You have a 99.7% survival rate.

01:07:35.000 When you take out the olds and the fats and the diabetics and the sicks, it's more like 97.99 and 9.

01:07:44.000 In other words, it's much more dangerous to ride my motorcycle.

01:07:47.000 So we are calling bullshit on your pandemic.

01:07:50.000 Cut that out. 0.73

01:07:51.000 Cut that stream, bitch. 1.00

01:07:52.000 And F you.

01:07:57.000 Okay.

01:08:00.000 Nick Fuentes stream.

01:08:01.000 Oh, you already read that one?

01:08:02.000 I did.

01:08:03.000 There's a lot of chicks that watch this show. 1.00

01:08:05.000 And that was a chick who just told us about that. 1.00

01:08:09.000 Oh, actually, maybe it wasn't.

01:08:11.000 No.

01:08:11.000 I saw Mega and Megan.

01:08:13.000 Like an Australian meg. 0.90

01:08:16.000 Hey, I'm Mega.

01:08:17.000 This guy, Robert, wants to talk about cuck commercials.

01:08:19.000 Hey, fellas, thank you for bringing attention to the trend of making men, specifically white men, look like total buffoons in commercials.

01:08:25.000 This is something I've known about for decades.

01:08:27.000 When I was a kid in the 90s, my dad would constantly point out how often men were portrayed as useless cucks in commercials.

01:08:31.000 You'll notice, by the way, they're always in the passenger seat.

01:08:34.000 The woman is always driving in car commercials. 0.99

01:08:37.000 A more subtle insult is occurring by casting white men as the fool in 99% of these ads.

01:08:42.000 Yep.

01:08:43.000 They always have the married black couple, which is very common, putting together furniture perfectly, and then they cut to the white guy next door, and he's like, what the?

01:08:51.000 And he's trying to put together like an IKEA table and he has something wrapped around his head.

01:08:54.000 And he's like, oh, ah, wish I was black.

01:09:00.000 Pepsi has a new campaign wherein the entire punchline of each commercial is just white man dancing terribly.

01:09:08.000 How about the white rap thing?

01:09:10.000 Like, I don't mean Eminem.

01:09:11.000 I mean, like, hey, I'm a white guy.

01:09:13.000 I'm really square.

01:09:14.000 And I like to rap, and I've got a suit on.

01:09:16.000 Like, Stephen Colbert did.

01:09:18.000 How many times have you seen that?

01:09:19.000 I'm a corny white guy and I like to rap.

01:09:22.000 Holy fuck.

01:09:23.000 I've had enough of those for one lifetime.

01:09:26.000 Please, can we cap it at a trillion?

01:09:31.000 Pepsi has a new campaign wherein the entire punchline of each commercial is just white.

01:09:35.000 Okay, sorry.

01:09:35.000 The worst offender, though, has got to be AT ⁇ T's okay is not okay ads.

01:09:40.000 Each one features a shifty white man who is scamming people of color by doing mediocre work. 0.99

01:09:45.000 Out of 14, there are only three featuring women as the perpetrators, but they are also white and are either ditzy or speaking with a stereotypical square white guy accent.

01:09:54.000 The rest of us are just white dudes fucking over minorities. 0.64

01:09:57.000 I attached a link to a compilation.

01:09:59.000 There are several more on YouTube as well.

01:10:01.000 Let me fuck you with my new sunglasses on. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Robert.

01:10:05.000 Are you guys good with brakes?

01:10:06.000 I discovered cuckomercials, by the way.

01:10:08.000 Just okay?

01:10:09.000 We got a saying here.

01:10:10.000 The brakes don't stop it, something will.

01:10:13.000 That's not a real saying.

01:10:15.000 This around here?

01:10:16.000 I wrote it.

01:10:18.000 Just okay is not okay.

01:10:20.000 Especially when it comes to your network.

01:10:22.000 AT ⁇ T is America's best wireless network, according to America's biggest tech.

01:10:26.000 Black people go to black mechanics. 1.00

01:10:27.000 I would 5GE.

01:10:28.000 More for your technology.

01:10:29.000 That's our thing.

01:10:31.000 First tattoo?

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:33.000 Relax, Amigo.

01:10:34.000 It's going to look okay.

01:10:35.000 Why doesn't the tattooist have any tattoos?

01:10:36.000 No worries, boss.

01:10:38.000 He does.

01:10:39.000 Okay.

01:10:40.000 Love.

01:10:41.000 Guarantee you that's a female stylist who did hate and love. 1.00

01:10:45.000 I'm one of the tattoo artists in the city.

01:10:48.000 You mean that is such an LA female stylist. 1.00

01:10:53.000 They're so bad at their jobs.

01:10:55.000 Bring back the male stylist. 1.00

01:10:57.000 Yes, they're gay. 0.86

01:10:58.000 Bring back the homos. 1.00

01:10:59.000 You know who did Jaws?

01:11:00.000 All those great perfect outfits?

01:11:03.000 A gay man. 0.54

01:11:06.000 Women are terrible at this. 1.00

01:11:07.000 Look, this is her drawing a badass. 0.98

01:11:09.000 That's a biker. 0.52

01:11:10.000 You know how bikers walk around with those corduroy vests? 1.00

01:11:13.000 Yeah.

01:11:14.000 You know how the Chingalings and the Mongols are always fighting with their corduroy vests on? 1.00

01:11:21.000 What?

01:11:21.000 And what's with this hair?

01:11:23.000 Is he a fucking gay disco singer from the early 80s?

01:11:28.000 What's tattoo about this Guy, why didn't you just get a tattooist?

01:11:32.000 Acting's not hard, only okay.

01:11:35.000 No worries, boss.

01:11:36.000 I'm one of the tattoo artists in the city.

01:11:39.000 You mean one of the best tattoo artists in the city, right?

01:11:42.000 Something like that.

01:11:43.000 Yeah.

01:11:44.000 Uh, aren't you supposed to draw it first?

01:11:46.000 Stay in your lane, bro.

01:11:48.000 Just okay is not okay, especially when it comes to your network.

01:11:51.000 Plenty of tattoo artists don't.

01:11:54.000 Um, draw it out first.

01:11:58.000 That's our thing.

01:11:59.000 You didn't look into it.

01:12:00.000 Everybody all set?

01:12:01.000 Oh, any recommendations?

01:12:03.000 Salmon rule's okay.

01:12:05.000 Just okay?

01:12:06.000 Is it fresh?

01:12:07.000 Sort of.

01:12:08.000 The chef had it this morning.

01:12:10.000 Mixed couples are always a white male with the minority, like a black woman. 0.99

01:12:13.000 It's never a black man and an Asian woman.

01:12:15.000 You ever noticed that?

01:12:16.000 Do we need a minute?

01:12:17.000 Yeah.

01:12:18.000 Yeah.

01:12:18.000 Just okay is not okay.

01:12:20.000 Especially when it comes to the menu.

01:12:21.000 It's never like a huge black man in a different national girl's network according to America's biggest tenants.

01:12:26.000 Now with 5 GE.

01:12:27.000 More for your thing.

01:12:28.000 That's our thing.

01:12:28.000 I wonder why that is.

01:12:30.000 Have you ever worked for Dr. Francis?

01:12:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:32.000 He's okay.

01:12:34.000 Just okay?

01:12:35.000 Guess who just got reinstated?

01:12:38.000 Well, not officially.

01:12:40.000 Let's see if there's this goes on for a while.

01:12:42.000 Let's see if there's one where like there's a bluefus. 0.93

01:12:46.000 What's a bluefus? 0.99

01:12:47.000 A black doofus. 0.96

01:12:48.000 No, no, the only thing you're gonna see is a white woman fucking people over, and that's what he mentioned. 1.00

01:12:54.000 This guy's in.

01:12:55.000 Oh, look at this.

01:12:56.000 go back and crushes him.

01:13:06.000 That was the most awkward acting I've ever seen.

01:13:09.000 Oh, is a woman, a black woman's gonna pick it up and throw it away? 1.00

01:13:15.000 I'll help your ass. 0.99

01:13:18.000 Commercials, relentless.

01:13:20.000 All right, I guess we're not gonna get to a lot of the stuff I had listed here, which is why I didn't do the chick thing.

01:13:25.000 I mean, the kid thing.

01:13:30.000 One thing we got to show before we start taking calls, William Barr.

01:13:33.000 What is he on trial for?

01:13:35.000 What are they doing now?

01:13:36.000 I think his crime is not helping to impeach Trump.

01:13:39.000 Meanwhile, he's literally Mueller's best friend.

01:13:42.000 And he just said, no, we're not doing this.

01:13:45.000 I guess he's on trial for letting Roger Stone go.

01:13:53.000 I don't know.

01:13:54.000 But he's now in all these congressional hearings, which I don't understand what those are, what they mean.

01:14:00.000 Can you go to jail?

01:14:01.000 Can you get sentenced at a congressional hearing?

01:14:03.000 Four years in prison.

01:14:04.000 But Jerry Nadler, who we need to see naked, I need to see him naked.

01:14:10.000 Please, can one of our fans seduce him and then take pictures?

01:14:13.000 I don't know where his body begins, like his torso begins and ends.

01:14:18.000 And he used to be fat.

01:14:20.000 So all that skin is still there.

01:14:21.000 Where did it go?

01:14:23.000 Why is he all smiling?

01:14:24.000 Anyway, go back to the beginning.

01:14:26.000 Wait, what are you showing?

01:14:29.000 No, I have this as a link.

01:14:30.000 Oh.

01:14:31.000 It's after...

01:14:34.000 Okay, we got to do two things.

01:14:36.000 First, this died when we were trying to show Black is King.

01:14:43.000 So the stream didn't die when we were talking about COVID.

01:14:47.000 How film school is this?

01:14:49.000 You were formed by the heat of the galaxy.

01:14:54.000 What a thing to be both unique and familiar.

01:15:00.000 Earth and the universe was formed by the heat of the galaxy, not black people. 1.00

01:15:06.000 And still, unlike any other.

01:15:09.000 Well, you're like a lot of people.

01:15:12.000 You're darker and you have curlier hair, but you have a set of choices.

01:15:16.000 Pretty much everyone.

01:15:22.000 With the African dude and then her in the woods. 0.96

01:15:26.000 This is like you gave an NY film student a billion dollars.

01:15:31.000 It is so like that, that right there.

01:15:34.000 How film school is that?

01:15:36.000 And then I want to switch to high-eight for this one scene.

01:15:40.000 Looks like an MGMT music scene.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, he got, this is what got him an A-plus is that he used different types of film.

01:15:45.000 He used real high-eight.

01:15:46.000 And he edited on a fucking, what do you call those old things with the razor cuts, you know?

01:15:53.000 Where you literally have to cut the old editing machines.

01:15:58.000 What the hell is this?

01:15:59.000 Just a music video?

01:16:00.000 Like, is this an advertisement for being black?

01:16:02.000 It's a film school.

01:16:05.000 It's a commercial for black skin.

01:16:11.000 Black is king. 0.99

01:16:13.000 That reminds me, like, what's with this whole black thing where when black people talk about other black people, they like, we were kings.

01:16:19.000 You're a god.

01:16:20.000 You're incredible.

01:16:23.000 Like the black dude from, I've told you the story before, but the black dude from Ghostbusters, I saw him at Anthony's studio and I said, hey, man, that's when my kid was about five, my eldest boy, and he's super obsessed with Ghostbusters.

01:16:33.000 We must have made like 40 slimers out of paper mache, clay.

01:16:37.000 I mean, that was what we did all weekend with slimer, slimer, slimer.

01:16:40.000 Anyway, I go, hey, man, I hate to bug you.

01:16:43.000 And I know you've heard this a million times.

01:16:44.000 And feel free to tell me to fuck off.

01:16:46.000 I won't hold it against you.

01:16:47.000 But if you could just say, who you're going to call, it's for my son.

01:16:51.000 Just maybe just say, who you're going to call?

01:16:54.000 Maybe write that down, Ryan.

01:16:56.000 The timestamp there.

01:16:59.000 So they push the button and he goes, hey, buddy, who you going to call?

01:17:03.000 And I go, oh, fuck, thank you so much.

01:17:05.000 That's so great.

01:17:06.000 I'm really sorry.

01:17:07.000 I know that's corny.

01:17:08.000 And then this black dude I was with says, oh, yo, could you do the same for me, for my son?

01:17:13.000 And he says, the son, this is maybe 14 seconds after he did mine.

01:17:18.000 And for the black kid, he goes, you're a god.

01:17:21.000 Don't you forget that.

01:17:23.000 You're a god.

01:17:25.000 Damn.

01:17:26.000 Isn't that weird?

01:17:27.000 It's a little different.

01:17:29.000 I prefer who you're going to call.

01:17:31.000 All right.

01:17:32.000 Sorry that calls are so late, but we've been having technical difficulties.

01:17:35.000 But you got to see William Barr.

01:17:37.000 This is just heaven.

01:17:38.000 So he's a Jew whose dad converted from Judaism to Catholicism.

01:17:43.000 So he's got that Jew IQ, but he's a ballsy, his mom was Irish, and he's a ballsy Irishman.

01:17:50.000 And the Irish, they got their culture stripped from them, so they tend to borrow from the Scots and wear kilts and play bagpipes. 1.00

01:17:56.000 You know what, guys?

01:17:57.000 Go bananas.

01:17:58.000 We hate the English too.

01:17:58.000 Come on in.

01:17:59.000 *Rain*

01:18:17.000 Are you aware that the rector of the church, the Episcopal Archbishop of Washington and the presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church nationally, along with the Catholic bishop of the Archdiocese of Washington, all denounced this police assault on the civil rights and civil liberties of the people?

01:18:34.000 Did they do that before or after the fire was put?

01:18:40.000 Can you sit here and tell us why should I investigate the President of the United States if you're not even aware of the facts concerning the President using the partner communication power to swap the silence of the witness?

01:18:54.000 Because we require a reliable predicate before we open a criminal investigation.

01:19:00.000 Mr. Mark, this is a hearing.

01:19:02.000 I thought I was the one that was supposed to be heard.

01:19:05.000 By the way, playing the bagpipes is one of the hardest things in the world.

01:19:08.000 They always say it's at least seven years before you can get there.

01:19:12.000 He's playing Scotland the Brave, I believe, and doing it perfectly while he slays people. 1.00

01:19:19.000 It's an hour for you this morning.

01:19:21.000 I haven't had lunch.

01:19:22.000 I'd like to take a five-minute break.

01:19:23.000 Mr. Attorney General, we are almost finished.

01:19:27.000 We're going to be finished in a few minutes.

01:19:30.000 Otherwise, we can certainly take a break.

01:19:33.000 You're real clap.

01:19:37.000 Yes, after this, if you still come, we'll have a break.

01:19:40.000 Okay, that's my favorite part.

01:19:42.000 So, Jerry Nadler's a fucking clown.

01:19:45.000 Fleckis, I'm sorry, Fleckis, but this has been the highlight of your career.

01:19:49.000 And I don't, that sounds like I'm shitting on your career, but Fleckis ambushed Nadler and said, so you denounce Antifa.

01:19:57.000 The perfect thing to say, I'm ruining this compliment.

01:19:59.000 I don't know why I phrased it like that.

01:20:01.000 It sounds like I'm shitting on your career, calling you David Shortel, the stakeout king who caught Roger Stone.

01:20:06.000 But what I mean is, like, you're going to look back on your career, and this is going to be one of your top moments.

01:20:11.000 If we're having like a, when you're, you know, 70 and we're doing a highlight reel, this is going to be a big part of it because this has been discussed everywhere.

01:20:19.000 It's come up so many times, right and left.

01:20:23.000 Nadler, Nadler's career, speaking of career highlights, this that's a myth thing is going to go in his coffin with him as his most embarrassing moment.

01:20:32.000 That's a better way of phrasing it.

01:20:33.000 I think Fleck has provided Nadler with the most embarrassing moment of his career right here.

01:20:39.000 There's violence across the whole country.

01:20:40.000 Do you disavow the violence from Antifa?

01:20:43.000 That's happening in Portland right now.

01:20:44.000 There's riots in the face.

01:20:45.000 That's a myth that's being spread only in Washington, D.C. About Antifa in Portland?

01:20:50.000 Sir, there's videos everywhere online.

01:20:50.000 Yes.

01:20:52.000 There's fires and riots.

01:20:53.000 There's literally fireworks, federal officers, DHS is there.

01:20:58.000 Look online.

01:20:59.000 It gets crazy, Mr. Nadler.

01:21:04.000 Look online.

01:21:05.000 It gets crazy, Mr. Nadler.

01:21:06.000 How can you?

01:21:10.000 He thinks it's fake news.

01:21:11.000 It's a myth.

01:21:12.000 The Portland riots are a myth?

01:21:14.000 Can you imagine being more naive?

01:21:18.000 Is that him?

01:21:19.000 He thinks it's fake news.

01:21:21.000 That's Elijah?

01:21:22.000 Oh, maybe not.

01:21:23.000 Antifa's a myth.

01:21:24.000 Yeah, Antif is a myth in Portland.

01:21:26.000 No, it's not.

01:21:26.000 You're right.

01:21:29.000 But, you know, it is true.

01:21:29.000 Yeah.

01:21:31.000 Pathetic.

01:21:32.000 So anyway, I think Fleckis' moment also sort of gave the world permission to laugh at Nadler for the clown he is.

01:21:38.000 And when Barr sees him there with his mask dangling off his chin, he goes, you're a real class act.

01:21:44.000 And then he starts cracking himself up because he's at the absurdity of even going near the word class act with this ridiculous clown.

01:21:52.000 So he's laughing.

01:21:54.000 He's laughing at him.

01:21:56.000 We're going to be finishing it in a few minutes.

01:21:59.000 Otherwise, we can certainly take a break.

01:22:02.000 You're a real classic.

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:06.000 Yes, after this.

01:22:07.000 Yeah, he doesn't just hit her.

01:22:09.000 He does a gut like, you're a real class out.

01:22:12.000 Then repeats it.

01:22:13.000 With your fucking mask on your chin like a buffoon.

01:22:17.000 Remember he couldn't get it off?

01:22:18.000 I love that clip.

01:22:19.000 It was on his glasses, and he was like...

01:22:26.000 He's a Seinfeld character.

01:22:28.000 Sure, the hell is.

01:22:32.000 I love this so much.

01:22:33.000 Because he looks so dumb with his little...

01:22:36.000 Khafifi on, whatever the hell.

01:22:38.000 Oh, his slave trader scarf?

01:22:41.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:22:42.000 Oops.

01:22:43.000 Okay.

01:22:43.000 The music is like not even necessary.

01:22:45.000 I wear these all the time, by the way.

01:22:51.000 You clearly never wear a mask.

01:22:54.000 You're not used to dealing with your glasses.

01:22:57.000 Anyway, I'm fine.

01:22:58.000 Classic Nas.

01:22:59.000 Slave trader garb. 0.96

01:23:00.000 They're all wearing slave trader garb. 0.95

01:23:02.000 That black woman who had her own dashiki mouthpiece made is wearing the colors of slave traders. 1.00

01:23:09.000 They don't look something up.

01:23:11.000 They're not sending their best.

01:23:13.000 Actually, it's called a kente cloth. 0.99

01:23:15.000 Actually, I don't care.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, somebody corrected me on that.

01:23:18.000 Yeah.

01:23:21.000 Question is, if you still come and we'll have a break.

01:23:23.000 Melly.

01:23:26.000 But in fact, you have no evidence that foreign countries can successfully swear elections with counterfeit ballots, do you?

01:23:34.000 No, I don't, but I have common sense.

01:23:36.000 Body right here would rise up if they decided to go tonight and paint the Capitol building?

01:23:42.000 This body, I'm not sure.

01:23:45.000 You hear that?

01:23:47.000 This party mean the Democrats.

01:23:49.000 I'm not sure they would rise up if they tried to paint the White House or the Capitol building.

01:23:52.000 That's nice.

01:24:00.000 That's way cooler than Bill Clinton and his fucking saxophone and sunglasses on Arsenio Hall.

01:24:06.000 All right.

01:24:08.000 We've deprived the viewers long enough.

01:24:13.000 I think we owe them some calls.

01:24:16.000 Let's, um, fucking...

01:24:19.000 Let me get some paper.

01:24:20.000 Aye.

01:24:21.000 Um.

01:24:33.000 I don't know if there's a lot of repeat callers here.

01:24:37.000 Imagine my face print was still there.

01:24:39.000 Imagine it was there for the rest of your life.

01:24:42.000 Imagine all the people.

01:24:47.000 We got.

01:24:48.000 I know.

01:24:49.000 Someone said you should make Jesus one of your sketches.

01:24:52.000 Why don't I make Ryan Jesus?

01:24:54.000 So you get to heaven and you're all excited to meet Jesus.

01:24:57.000 And then there's this 5'5 little Jeff Regan going, hi.

01:25:00.000 I don't understand anything.

01:25:03.000 That's true.

01:25:04.000 That's true.

01:25:06.000 434.

01:25:08.000 You're on the line.

01:25:09.000 Is that caller one?

01:25:10.000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, we're on.

01:25:14.000 Yo.

01:25:14.000 Yo, am I caller one?

01:25:16.000 You are, and you won.

01:25:18.000 That's why they call it that.

01:25:19.000 My goodness.

01:25:20.000 You just read my email, too.

01:25:21.000 I got those socks.

01:25:24.000 You got the socks, bro.

01:25:28.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:25:29.000 That makes my day.

01:25:30.000 Hey, Ryguy, Gav, good talking to you.

01:25:35.000 One question.

01:25:36.000 It was so refreshing to see the bar video with the bagpipes in the background.

01:25:40.000 I didn't even know he could play.

01:25:42.000 That is just refreshing.

01:25:43.000 Yeah, he's competed at bagpipe competitions.

01:25:47.000 He's one of the best.

01:25:49.000 Holy cow. 0.89

01:25:52.000 I've been to Edinburgh.

01:25:53.000 I've, you know, gotten the blessing to actually visit those, you know, that area.

01:25:58.000 It's just beautiful.

01:25:59.000 But a question I actually had was, how do you feel about fostering?

01:26:05.000 Because trying like hell to have kids for the past couple of years hasn't been easy.

01:26:12.000 I don't know.

01:26:13.000 Is that something you think that's worth jumping into?

01:26:16.000 Being a foster parent?

01:26:18.000 Yeah.

01:26:19.000 So that means you have the kid for a while, but then he can be taken away at any moment?

01:26:24.000 Chance to adopt.

01:26:27.000 Yeah, I think that's crazy.

01:26:30.000 I think you should just adopt.

01:26:32.000 You know, I saw this, remember the Lexi Page controversy where they took her away because she's an Indian and the Indian Reunification Act meant that they would take her to a family that is slightly more Indian, like 1%, and the siblings were destroyed.

01:26:51.000 You know, I read Robin Quiver's biography, and her parents would be fosters for money, I guess.

01:26:58.000 And so she was raising all these little kids.

01:26:59.000 She was like 13.

01:27:01.000 She'd fall in love with these babies, and then when they were fucking two, they would be removed. 1.00

01:27:07.000 And like, it's like ripping someone's ribs out.

01:27:10.000 I don't think you'll be able to handle it, my friend, when they say, all right, that's enough for this baby.

01:27:16.000 I don't know.

01:27:17.000 It's just the world's just so crazy right now.

01:27:19.000 If anything, being a good mentor, instead of being like a part of the state, I don't know.

01:27:23.000 Like, I don't know.

01:27:25.000 But just adopt.

01:27:27.000 Well, right.

01:27:28.000 Yeah, no, but that's like a lot of money, a lot of like time consuming.

01:27:31.000 I don't know.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, I know.

01:27:32.000 Sure.

01:27:33.000 Being a surrogate is a lot of money.

01:27:35.000 I don't think adoption is very expensive.

01:27:37.000 Right.

01:27:39.000 How old is your wife?

01:27:43.000 You know, we're in our, well, I'm older 20s.

01:27:46.000 She's mid-20s.

01:27:47.000 What?

01:27:48.000 Have you checked it out?

01:27:49.000 Her pipes?

01:27:50.000 Well, you know, we're in the beginning process.

01:27:52.000 The whole COVID shit's got everything.

01:27:54.000 Yeah, dude.

01:27:54.000 So when we're in the middle of the day, stop watching porn.

01:27:56.000 You know, we're trying, but, you know, three strikes right now.

01:28:02.000 Have you ever watched porn?

01:28:03.000 Are you watching porn?

01:28:06.000 Not recently, no.

01:28:08.000 No.

01:28:08.000 Just cut it out of your life entirely.

01:28:11.000 And you guys are in your 20s.

01:28:12.000 Fucking chill out.

01:28:13.000 Relax.

01:28:14.000 Jesus Christ.

01:28:16.000 Stop thinking about it so much.

01:28:17.000 Just have sex as much as you want, which should be every day at your age. 0.91

01:28:21.000 Wait, Anal doesn't get you babies, by the way, too. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Yeah, keep it out of her buns. 0.98

01:28:24.000 If you're doing the buns, it's not going to get a baby. 0.69

01:28:28.000 And things will work out.

01:28:30.000 Stop overreacting.

01:28:31.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:28:32.000 It is confusing.

01:28:33.000 And enjoy your socks and your, Let me see your face right. 0.99

01:28:37.000 I forgot what you look like.

01:28:38.000 Like this.

01:28:39.000 No, look at me.

01:28:41.000 Okay, so you got two stupid goatees?

01:28:46.000 It is confusing because they say a bun in the oven, but some people think a bun in the bum because it rhymes, but it's not.

01:28:52.000 Great joke.

01:28:53.000 It's not a joke, it's a fact.

01:28:56.000 Okay, we got Jennifer Tennis. 0.98

01:28:58.000 Unfortunately, she has won before, so this is.

01:29:02.000 She can't win again.

01:29:03.000 Jennifer?

01:29:05.000 I've never won.

01:29:06.000 You've never won Jennifer Tennis?

01:29:09.000 No.

01:29:10.000 I've called in a couple times, but I've never won.

01:29:12.000 Well, you have now.

01:29:14.000 Why did you say she's already won?

01:29:16.000 I swear she won.

01:29:19.000 I swear.

01:29:20.000 I was wrong.

01:29:21.000 Okay.

01:29:21.000 I'm sorry.

01:29:23.000 It was another frequent caller.

01:29:25.000 Let me see your stupid face again, Ryan.

01:29:27.000 Do you want me to look at you or do you want me to?

01:29:28.000 Just look at me.

01:29:31.000 Okay.

01:29:31.000 I'm sorry.

01:29:32.000 I could only barely hear you.

01:29:35.000 Okay, we're sorry.

01:29:37.000 Can you turn us up, Ryan?

01:29:40.000 Turn me on.

01:29:41.000 Can you not hear it?

01:29:44.000 Okay, I'm good now.

01:29:45.000 Okay.

01:29:46.000 Okay, so what's up, lady?

01:29:50.000 Ryan, pull up this video after you hang up on me.

01:29:55.000 It's called Socialism and the Scandinavian Illusion. 0.81

01:30:00.000 Minute 53 and then 45 seconds.

01:30:04.000 Socialism.

01:30:05.000 I hope you guys haven't and the Scandinavian illusion.

01:30:08.000 And what was the time mark?

01:30:12.000 53.45.

01:30:14.000 Okay.

01:30:15.000 All right.

01:30:16.000 Well, let's hang up now.

01:30:17.000 Thank you for calling, and we're going to check out your vid.

01:30:19.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:30:20.000 Okay, sorry.

01:30:23.000 No, the reason that I'm calling is because, hey, I don't know if you've noticed this, but almost every single show, you say something like, this show sucks, or I wonder if the listeners are bored, or we're getting off to a rough start, or something like that.

01:30:40.000 And you should just quit stressing, man.

01:30:44.000 The show rules.

01:30:46.000 Oh, thank you very much.

01:30:47.000 That's good to hear.

01:30:48.000 All right.

01:30:49.000 Maybe I'll be less of a bitch.

01:30:54.000 Not you, him.

01:30:55.000 It sounded like you called her a bitch for a second. 1.00

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 Well, and the whole dead air thing, like whenever you guys are looking for something on the Internet or something and you get mad at Ryan or whatever, and you're like, the viewers are getting antsy or something like that, for me it doesn't feel like that at all.

01:31:17.000 It probably does for you more, just because, I don't know, it's your show.

01:31:24.000 But since you guys just riff back and forth all the time, I don't know.

01:31:28.000 I just kind of feel like I'm in the room with you.

01:31:31.000 Not to sound like too faggy or anything, but look, we're not feminists. 1.00

01:31:36.000 Women can't be faggy for being nice to guys. 1.00

01:31:40.000 It's not like I'm a fag, like I want you to suck my dick or something.

01:31:46.000 But anyway, the show's awesome.

01:31:48.000 Quit saying that.

01:31:50.000 Every single show is great.

01:31:50.000 It's great.

01:31:52.000 Okay, thank you.

01:31:54.000 Congrats.

01:31:56.000 I noticed that on Howard Stern when they go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one more thing, one more thing.

01:32:01.000 And not that what that woman said was lame, but it's often really lame what they said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, for.

01:32:09.000 That's why I like to keep things to one thing.

01:32:11.000 But do you have the video?

01:32:14.000 No, you don't.

01:32:15.000 Yes, I do.

01:32:16.000 So it's 153.45.

01:32:20.000 153.45.

01:32:22.000 No, no, no, just 53.45.

01:32:23.000 Hi, everyone.

01:32:28.000 So to me, I know that guy.

01:32:31.000 He looks like a toad.

01:32:32.000 He probably feels like a doad.

01:32:36.000 These are a social construct.

01:32:38.000 Don't you think that starting with Linnaeus and classifications, people came up with the idea there's no firm line dividing species, species evolved from one into the other?

01:32:48.000 So the analogy is actually much tighter.

01:32:50.000 And the point we're trying to get at here is: so you have all this craziness, and fine, let's debate it.

01:32:55.000 But we can't debate it.

01:32:56.000 Why?

01:32:57.000 Because you have to be a certain way.

01:32:59.000 If you don't bake a cake, they're going to sue you.

01:33:01.000 And then if you go all the way to the Supreme Court and you win, what happens?

01:33:05.000 They sue you again.

01:33:06.000 Why?

01:33:07.000 Not that they're after you.

01:33:08.000 They're happy to ruin your life.

01:33:11.000 They want to scare everybody else.

01:33:13.000 They want everybody else to know that if you go against the socialist cultural agenda, we will destroy you just the same way we're destroying that guy.

01:33:24.000 So this is why it seems to me not just our economic, but all our liberties are at stake.

01:33:32.000 And so we're in a big fight.

01:33:34.000 And we're in a big fight with, I must say, a rather unusual leader of the anti-socialist camp, Trump.

01:33:43.000 Trump.

01:33:49.000 It's very good.

01:33:50.000 He's been doing this for a long time.

01:33:51.000 Now, this is probably not...

01:34:07.000 He's kind of come out of nowhere.

01:34:10.000 But the guy is an unbelievable mud wrestler.

01:34:18.000 And he enjoys it.

01:34:22.000 I sometimes say that taking on Trump is a little bit like wrestling with a pig because not only does it get everyone dirty, but the pig likes it.

01:34:32.000 All right, that's enough.

01:34:33.000 Was it the timecode for an animal reference?

01:34:36.000 We have to figure out what was the little kernel when they timecode stuff.

01:34:39.000 It's like, what are we looking for?

01:34:40.000 153.

01:34:41.000 That was just like an interesting talk by Dinesh D'Souza.

01:34:44.000 But is there like a hit specifically?

01:34:44.000 That was great.

01:34:47.000 Yeah, you didn't really make that very clear, my dear.

01:34:49.000 But it's so true that it's not really, like when they banned me, it's really about making an example.

01:34:57.000 And now they're making an example of people who support me, like that best of Gavin McInnis YouTube channel.

01:35:03.000 They just punished him to say, don't fucking praise him.

01:35:07.000 Or we're going to X you. 0.93

01:35:08.000 So once they like getting rid of the guy, but once they feel that they've canceled him, they really like to focus on destroying anyone who supports him.

01:35:19.000 We got Luke on the line.

01:35:21.000 Hello, Luke.

01:35:22.000 Hello, Luke Pew.

01:35:23.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.90

01:35:25.000 Who wish I?

01:35:29.000 An honor and a privilege.

01:35:32.000 Same.

01:35:33.000 I just want to start off real quick by saying that my girlfriend and I appreciate the friendly Gavin shitting on Rygai during the show.

01:35:47.000 Nice.

01:35:48.000 I know it's all in good fun.

01:35:48.000 I'm just trying to make him be.

01:35:50.000 And one real quick thing I wanted to get before main point was that I'm done with these like four points.

01:36:00.000 You get one main point.

01:36:03.000 Well, I just wanted to see your backpiece, Gab.

01:36:05.000 Okay.

01:36:07.000 Now make your main point while you take in my beautiful skin art.

01:36:12.000 All right, brother.

01:36:13.000 So I've been trying to join or get in contact with Seattle Proud Boys chapter for a couple weeks now.

01:36:25.000 And I guess I just am having a hard time getting through with them social.

01:36:31.000 What chapter is this?

01:36:32.000 What town are you in?

01:36:35.000 Seattle.

01:36:38.000 Seattle.

01:36:39.000 Well, maybe they're very dubious of anyone in Seattle that sounds like they want to get involved.

01:36:44.000 Maybe they think you're Antifa.

01:36:47.000 Well, I mean, I guess that's, I'm calling in to say that, you know, I'm born and raised in Northeast Ohio and moved out here in 2016 and have been out here since then.

01:37:05.000 All right.

01:37:05.000 I can't help you, buddy.

01:37:06.000 Maybe, you know, part of it is we like the members to be tenacious and be able to figure it out on their own.

01:37:13.000 But I'm not really a proud boys to hub here.

01:37:16.000 So just keep at it and they'll discover you.

01:37:18.000 And thank you for calling.

01:37:19.000 And we like you more than a friend.

01:37:21.000 And I've got enough on my plate here without trying to facilitate these various chapters and getting new members.

01:37:30.000 But they've got to do a lot.

01:37:31.000 It's funny how they always get accused of recruiting.

01:37:34.000 They're trying to recruit people into their movement.

01:37:36.000 It's actually the opposite, they're going around trying to keep people out.

01:37:41.000 We got Jason on the line.

01:37:43.000 Yo, hey, I was wondering, I haven't heard you talk about it, but Millennial Millie posted a video about a month ago called Undercover Investigation.

01:37:52.000 Minneapolis Riot was pre-planned.

01:37:54.000 It's a real mind fudge, and I think you should check it out if you haven't yet.

01:37:58.000 Okay.

01:37:59.000 Thank you for calling.

01:38:00.000 We'll check it out.

01:38:02.000 Millennial Millie, I like her. 0.98

01:38:04.000 Was she the one who was carrying a gun in her prom? 0.99

01:38:08.000 At her prom?

01:38:09.000 No, I don't think so.

01:38:13.000 The breakout of riots in Minneapolis, Minnesota was a powder keg long in the making.

01:38:20.000 The evidence for pre-planning and setting up a situation for a disaster is overwhelming.

01:38:26.000 What you are about to see is part of a two-year undercover investigation into the leftist radicalization embedded within the climate justice movements.

01:38:37.000 The breakout in particular, the Sunrise Movement.

01:38:41.000 These like escalations, these actions can be really, really dangerous.

01:38:49.000 These escalations can be really dangerous.

01:38:55.000 So last night, when that police station went up in flames, me and my girlfriend, we poured shots.

01:39:01.000 What are you showing, right?

01:39:02.000 This moment.

01:39:03.000 I want to get the HD version here.

01:39:05.000 Here we go.

01:39:06.000 Okay, but you're just showing me staring.

01:39:09.000 49 seconds.

01:39:13.000 It's a point toss between freedom and fascism.

01:39:20.000 In this first video, we are going to show you how the Sunrise Movement played an instrumental role in carrying out mayhem in the name of bringing about the Green New Deal. 0.95

01:39:32.000 We have sources within these groups to get to the bottom of where all of this leftist radicalization is coming from and what their end game is.

01:39:42.000 And any politician gets back a Green New Deal or make way for the relationship. 0.70

01:39:49.000 All right, anyway, people can look that up on their own.

01:39:51.000 It's not really an interesting phone thing.

01:39:53.000 Oh, I'm not supposed to say that anymore.

01:39:54.000 By the way, this is...

01:40:04.000 Not too shabbish.

01:40:06.000 Don't do British accents, you suck. 1.00

01:40:08.000 That was Scottish.

01:40:09.000 Not too shoppish.

01:40:12.000 Jonathan?

01:40:16.000 Yo, what's up, guys?

01:40:17.000 Hey, man.

01:40:18.000 Just quick question.

01:40:20.000 Wanted to see who do you guys think, Gav and Ryan, who do you think is going to be the VP pick for Biden?

01:40:29.000 Kamala Harris.

01:40:33.000 That's kind of where I'm leaning as well.

01:40:36.000 But blacks, they didn't smell a rat with Obama, but I feel like they're going to smell a rat when she starts trying to be black. 1.00

01:40:45.000 Like when she said, yo, I was listening to Public Enemy when I was in college and Snoop Dogg and stuff.

01:40:50.000 And people went, Snoop Dogg was 18 when you were in college.

01:40:54.000 You're old.

01:40:57.000 She doesn't know about black culture.

01:40:59.000 I mean, Obama played basketball like me, but he still pulls it off.

01:41:05.000 Who knows?

01:41:08.000 Absolutely.

01:41:09.000 Appreciate it, guys.

01:41:10.000 Thanks for calling.

01:41:11.000 Have you seen the Camelo Harris's new face?

01:41:13.000 Dude, it's spooky.

01:41:15.000 Her eyes are just black.

01:41:18.000 Let's see.

01:41:21.000 I would sit and talk with John, and he was, he was, you know, the quiet conversations that we would have.

01:41:30.000 Is that her fake eyelashes covering her eyes? 1.00

01:41:34.000 He encouraged ambition.

01:41:36.000 You know what's so lame about John Lewis' funeral?

01:41:38.000 They go back to the bridge that he walked over with Martin Luther King, where he got beat up by racists, I guess, in 1953.

01:41:46.000 Like a way to carry around a bad night like an albatross around your neck.

01:41:53.000 And we have to remember, yes, it was about Adrian.

01:42:05.000 Adrienne.

01:42:08.000 Hey, McInnes, how's it going, fuck?

01:42:11.000 Fucking just gonna send it.

01:42:14.000 Just gonna send it!

01:42:17.000 Just fucking send it out here in fucking Calgary, fuck.

01:42:19.000 Oh, you're out in Calgary.

01:42:20.000 How's the weather there?

01:42:21.000 This is fucking bug season now, right?

01:42:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:26.000 I was fly fishing the other day out in the mountains, and I got some fucking horse flies the size of your fucking thumb on me.

01:42:34.000 They're easy to catch, though, but they do get that first initial bite in, and you go, it's like getting zapped with a taser, fuck.

01:42:43.000 Yeah, no shit, fuck.

01:42:47.000 But you always get them.

01:42:48.000 They rarely get you and get away with it, fuck.

01:42:53.000 Yeah, yeah, it's all about the revenge.

01:42:56.000 So what can I do you for?

01:42:59.000 Well, I'm just calling because you're a fucking hypocrite.

01:43:02.000 Uh-oh.

01:43:05.000 Hit me.

01:43:06.000 You know, you always say how being gay would be a curse on a man's life, you know.

01:43:11.000 That's not what he's supposed to be doing.

01:43:13.000 But you have pro-gay in your parlor bio.

01:43:16.000 It sounds really gay.

01:43:18.000 Yeah, it is.

01:43:19.000 It's more like a way of saying It's just a way to convey to people that you're not, you don't really give a shit about gay.

01:43:30.000 But you can't write out, I don't really give a shit if you're gay. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Well, you don't need to say that.

01:43:36.000 It sounds like you're pandering.

01:43:38.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:43:39.000 Well, how do I express that?

01:43:41.000 That I don't care if you're gay. 1.00

01:43:44.000 You don't.

01:43:45.000 That's the thing.

01:43:46.000 You don't need to, because you always say how, you don't need to give them anything.

01:43:49.000 You don't have to say, guys, I'm not racist.

01:43:52.000 That's you being, guys, I'm not homophobic.

01:43:56.000 Okay.

01:43:58.000 Okay, and you also tell Ryan to go out and bang random chicks, but you say you don't go to strip clubs because you just think of your daughter.

01:44:06.000 You're telling him to download Tinder to get laid, but you're just ruining these girls' sexuality. 1.00

01:44:12.000 Let me guess.

01:44:12.000 I don't think I'm a ruiner.

01:44:14.000 I don't ruin.

01:44:15.000 No, I want him to fall in love and get married.

01:44:17.000 No, no, no, no.

01:44:19.000 No, I was saying how if Ryan, like, if Ryan goes out and just fucks a bunch of chick, it's like you are, like, if a girl's looking for a man, you said it in one of the previous episodes, every girl's looking for a man. 0.75

01:44:30.000 So that's just promoting the idea of New York being an elephant's graveyard for women's ovaries. 1.00

01:44:34.000 Yeah, I'm like, why can't Ryan just go and find a nice woman?

01:44:38.000 How is your love life going?

01:44:42.000 My love life?

01:44:43.000 Well, you know, I've been dating my girlfriend Blobs. 1.00

01:44:45.000 That's my nickname for her.

01:44:47.000 We've been dating her for two years.

01:44:48.000 We haven't had sex.

01:44:49.000 Well, we're both cradle Catholic, so.

01:44:52.000 Your nickname for your girlfriend is Blobs? 1.00

01:44:57.000 Blobs, yeah. 0.98

01:44:59.000 Well, see, now you're not a real caller.

01:45:01.000 You just ruined the whole call.

01:45:04.000 What do you mean?

01:45:05.000 Yeah, is that fake?

01:45:06.000 You're taking my wife's nickname and you just ruined the whole thing. 1.00

01:45:09.000 Now it looks like a setup.

01:45:11.000 And now I think the reason that you sabotage the call is because you know that you're not really settling down.

01:45:18.000 And you're one of these trad Catholic guys who can tell everyone else what they're doing wrong. 0.99

01:45:23.000 But then when we turn the mirror towards you, we realize you're not doing shit.

01:45:28.000 All right.

01:45:29.000 Thanks for calling.

01:45:30.000 You talk a big game, my friend.

01:45:34.000 Big game.

01:45:36.000 If you're so religious, then maybe don't cast stones from a glasshouse.

01:45:36.000 We got Jenny.

01:45:42.000 Jenny?

01:45:44.000 Vinny.

01:45:45.000 Oh, sorry, Jenny.

01:45:48.000 It's Vinny.

01:45:49.000 I know, Vinny, Vinny.

01:45:50.000 Vinny with the Vinny.

01:45:51.000 Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

01:45:53.000 Ah, luck in your sunglasses, Gavin.

01:45:56.000 Thank you.

01:45:56.000 I like your new sunglasses.

01:46:00.000 Listen, hey, first of all, Ryan, I do what you do for a living, and I got to tell you, it's very hard.

01:46:08.000 Gavin, you got to go easier on Ryan.

01:46:10.000 It's not an easy job at all.

01:46:13.000 Bullshit.

01:46:14.000 I do Google it.

01:46:15.000 What do you do?

01:46:17.000 I Google poorly for sure.

01:46:19.000 But thank you.

01:46:20.000 Did you see how long it took him to find cutting a show?

01:46:23.000 General TV production.

01:46:26.000 It's fucking hard.

01:46:27.000 Did you see how long it took him to find a picture of the most famous pool?

01:46:31.000 It's probably a pool that's over 100 years old.

01:46:34.000 There's only five pictures of it online.

01:46:36.000 That's not true.

01:46:37.000 Yeah, so there you go.

01:46:39.000 Anyway, so look at up until 2016, I was a Democrat.

01:46:45.000 I voted for Clinton, Trump, Obama twice.

01:46:50.000 I live up in Massachusetts.

01:46:52.000 I'm from Florida.

01:46:53.000 My parents are dead blue hippies, man.

01:46:57.000 They're as blue as blue can be.

01:47:00.000 And 2016, that all started to change.

01:47:04.000 My buddy of mine in New York turned me on your show a couple years ago.

01:47:09.000 And I got to tell you, man, definitely been red-pilled.

01:47:15.000 And I love it when I hang out with my parents and other Democratic friends up here because I got Trump stickers on my car now, on my pickup truck.

01:47:27.000 And I got, it's all about Trump.

01:47:30.000 And it just drives them bananas. 0.72

01:47:34.000 Okay, but don't lose them as family members for this.

01:47:37.000 These people are not right in the head.

01:47:39.000 Like they'll cancel their own situation.

01:47:41.000 No, no, they understand that.

01:47:44.000 They know there's no, none of it is, there's no animosity.

01:47:48.000 I can still talk to them, but it is, I mean, they're, and the thing is, too, I think they realize that they're wrong.

01:47:57.000 I think in their heart of hearts, they realize their side is wrong, but just because the way they've lived their whole life, they can't change.

01:48:08.000 They're too old to change.

01:48:10.000 Yeah, that reminds me of a doctor I was talking to about circumcision.

01:48:14.000 And I said, I mean, I understand if someone is really filthy or something, but in 2020, with wet wipes and showers so readily available, it just doesn't seem right to do that to a child.

01:48:24.000 And he said, I have to know that circumcision is right or my entire career has been wrong. 0.99

01:48:30.000 Wow.

01:48:31.000 And you're like, that's how you decide what's right and wrong?

01:48:34.000 How long you've been doing it for?

01:48:37.000 Right.

01:48:38.000 Exactly.

01:48:39.000 Exactly.

01:48:43.000 I know you hate this, so I'm not going to do it.

01:48:44.000 But one last thing.

01:48:46.000 The buddy who turned me on to you, he's a freelance videographer, and he's been out of work for five months because of this stupid coronavirus bullshit.

01:48:58.000 And he's in a bad spot right now.

01:49:00.000 He's a big fan of yours.

01:49:02.000 And he's not going to like that.

01:49:05.000 I'm saying this.

01:49:06.000 He and his girlfriend, you know, they got some big things happening.

01:49:10.000 And I just tell him to keep his head up and things are going to change.

01:49:14.000 You can buy him a cameo.

01:49:17.000 Keep your heads up.

01:49:18.000 We talked about that today.

01:49:19.000 We are going to buy him a cameo for sure.

01:49:21.000 Nice.

01:49:23.000 Okay, keep your head up, dude.

01:49:24.000 Love you guy.

01:49:25.000 Thanks, man.

01:49:27.000 Do you have chest hair?

01:49:28.000 No.

01:49:29.000 Let's see your tits. 1.00

01:49:30.000 Hold on one second.

01:49:30.000 Okay.

01:49:31.000 I think we have a banner.

01:49:32.000 Ooh, we do have a banner.

01:49:34.000 Look at this.

01:49:35.000 Hold on one second.

01:49:36.000 Let me crop.

01:49:37.000 There we go.

01:49:38.000 Look at that.

01:49:40.000 Want to help a little girl and get a video message from Gav at the same time?

01:49:42.000 All cameo proceeds go to justiceforliberty.com.

01:49:45.000 Order now.

01:49:46.000 That was fast.

01:49:47.000 I was talking to him today, and I said, I'll eventually get this shit to you.

01:49:47.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 True dead.

01:49:52.000 Let me see your gorgeous tits. 1.00

01:49:54.000 Okay.

01:49:56.000 Just pull the top of your shirt down.

01:49:59.000 So nothing is happening there.

01:50:02.000 No, pull the top down. 0.98

01:50:04.000 Because in my Jesus gown, it goes down like that.

01:50:08.000 Oh, you do have that cross.

01:50:09.000 Maybe we can squeeze that in there.

01:50:10.000 Yeah.

01:50:13.000 Would Jesus have a tattoo of the thing that killed him?

01:50:16.000 I don't think so.

01:50:16.000 That's a Bill Hicks bit.

01:50:18.000 He goes, Christians, you got to stop wearing crosses.

01:50:20.000 When Jesus comes back, it's like if JFK came back and you had a pendant around your neck with a gun, it's going to traumatize him.

01:50:29.000 You have a fucking bookhouse, the book depository hat. 0.62

01:50:32.000 Hey, what's up?

01:50:33.000 Yeah, from that book depository.

01:50:35.000 I'm a librarian.

01:50:39.000 All right.

01:50:40.000 We have Jared.

01:50:44.000 Jared.

01:50:45.000 Hello.

01:50:46.000 Hey, man.

01:50:47.000 Hey, guys.

01:50:48.000 Is this not gay Jared?

01:50:49.000 Yo, so I'm.

01:50:50.000 No, it's not.

01:50:51.000 Okay, so this is gay Jared.

01:50:53.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:50:55.000 Very, very gay Jared here calling.

01:50:58.000 Listen, guys, so I'm stationed here at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and I just wanted to see if you guys are tracking.

01:51:04.000 Okay, okay, no need to brag.

01:51:07.000 All right, all right, all right, all right.

01:51:09.000 I wanted to see if you guys were tracking about the National Defense Authorization Act for the fiscal year 2021.

01:51:16.000 It's basically the bill on military spending for the next year.

01:51:20.000 It's got a bunch of bullshit, like red flag laws, basically gun confiscation laws, and a bunch of extra money to fund the name changes of the installations that the PC politicians don't like.

01:51:36.000 So I just wanted to get on here and mention that and maybe, you know, have the listeners go contact their senators and say that they don't want this shit because, you know, it's supposed to be about representation still.

01:51:49.000 So it hasn't been pushed through yet.

01:51:50.000 This is just a bill.

01:51:51.000 But why did the Republicans create this piece of shit?

01:51:54.000 It's passed the House.

01:51:55.000 It's past the House.

01:51:56.000 It hasn't passed the Senate yet.

01:51:58.000 But fiscal year 21 starts in October, so it could be coming up anytime.

01:52:05.000 Wait, but it's not a bill yet.

01:52:06.000 I'm not very good with the whole that American alphabet show with the cartoon where he becomes a bill.

01:52:14.000 I'm just a bill.

01:52:15.000 How far away are we from this becoming real?

01:52:19.000 It's come through, so it's been introduced and it's come through the House.

01:52:24.000 It needs to go through the Senate and then it'll go to the President for signing, which even, I mean, Trump said he may even veto it in that interview with Chris Wallace that he did a couple Sundays ago, talking about not wanting to name change the installations and whatnot.

01:52:40.000 But if you're in a, like Fort Bragg, if you're in Germany and there's Fort Hitler and it was named that when the country was under Hitler, I believe it should still be called Fort Hitler. 0.92

01:52:55.000 It's history.

01:52:56.000 And you can go, yeah, unfortunately, this was an example.

01:52:59.000 Like when Hitler was on the cover of Time magazine, right? 0.96

01:53:04.000 He was man of the year.

01:53:05.000 That magazine still exists.

01:53:07.000 That's part of Time's history.

01:53:10.000 Fine.

01:53:11.000 Well, you can find examples of that, like you just said, everywhere.

01:53:15.000 I mean, the shit, I read an article today that there's a foundation somewhere trying to give free land to black people as for reparations and just ridiculous things that, you know, you use the term capitulate a lot.

01:53:28.000 I mean, it's just, it's just, the United States is just capitulating, vomiting all over this bull crap.

01:53:36.000 And I just wanted the viewers and the listeners who maybe don't keep up with this stuff to know that they can contact their senators and their state, look it up and call them and email them and blow them up and tell them that this is not what they want.

01:53:49.000 Speaking from somebody who's in the Army, this is going to affect me.

01:53:52.000 So I would appreciate some support from those out there willing to give it.

01:53:57.000 Well, yeah, let's make it clear to our viewers that this bill is bullshit and we need to fight it.

01:53:57.000 Okay.

01:54:05.000 All right, viewers?

01:54:08.000 Cool, gotcha.

01:54:09.000 It's H.R. 6395.

01:54:15.000 It was carried by Representative Adam Smith in Washington.

01:54:19.000 He's a fucking Looney Tune liberal.

01:54:23.000 And it's the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2021.

01:54:29.000 All right.

01:54:30.000 I don't know how effective that'll be on this show, but we got it out there.

01:54:35.000 And let's hope we can make a change.

01:54:38.000 That sounded totally insincere.

01:54:39.000 Thanks, guys.

01:54:40.000 I appreciate you.

01:54:41.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:54:42.000 Thanks for your service.

01:54:42.000 Thanks, dude.

01:54:43.000 Later.

01:54:43.000 Thanks for your service.

01:54:46.000 I don't want to say it.

01:54:47.000 I always feel like an asshole.

01:54:48.000 Dude, there was a guy at our local where I had my birthday.

01:54:52.000 And he's just moved in next door, and he talks about how much he's a Marine.

01:54:56.000 And he can't hold his liquor.

01:54:58.000 He's always shit facing.

01:55:00.000 He's kind of young and skinny.

01:55:01.000 So you're like, I guess he got in and got out real fast.

01:55:04.000 And you know, my CIA dude who used to be a Marine, he now does internet security stuff.

01:55:10.000 He was at the party.

01:55:11.000 He was in Afghanistan.

01:55:13.000 His fucking stories make your hair go white. 0.88

01:55:15.000 Like he split people's faces open with bullets.

01:55:19.000 But they go, you got to go, man, to the skinny Marine.

01:55:23.000 And the guy goes, you're a Marine?

01:55:25.000 Semperify or whatever.

01:55:27.000 Sit down, get this guy a drink.

01:55:29.000 And so the bartender goes, okay, because he's a regular.

01:55:32.000 And he gives him the drink.

01:55:34.000 He's like, that's cool, man.

01:55:35.000 Where were you stationed?

01:55:36.000 And he starts getting weird.

01:55:38.000 He's like, in Afghanistan or whatever.

01:55:42.000 What was your battalion?

01:55:43.000 Oh, like the main one.

01:55:44.000 I don't know.

01:55:45.000 Oh, are you watching a lot of money?

01:55:46.000 No, no, I'm not.

01:55:46.000 I'm making a hyperbolic.

01:55:48.000 I don't know.

01:55:48.000 They usually have some okay bullshit at the beginning.

01:55:51.000 And then you say things like them to like, what was your motto again, that particular battalion?

01:55:55.000 And they go, this rocks and those kinds of stuff.

01:56:00.000 And he just goes, he takes the guy's drink and he pours it out in the tongue.

01:56:04.000 He goes, get the fuck out of here.

01:56:04.000 He's got a lot.

01:56:06.000 I'm going to put you in the hospital.

01:56:07.000 Oh, shit.

01:56:07.000 And the guy's like, okay, doot-do-doot.

01:56:09.000 Scurries away.

01:56:10.000 So that was, you saw a live?

01:56:12.000 No, I didn't see this live.

01:56:12.000 No, I heard.

01:56:13.000 The bartender told me about this the next day.

01:56:15.000 That's a stolen valor.

01:56:16.000 That's why I love going to bars.

01:56:17.000 That's pretty funny.

01:56:18.000 Like, my wife just thinks we sit there for six hours just with flies buzzing around.

01:56:23.000 You talk to people and you learn about how to fix a car and you get helpful information.

01:56:27.000 Like my landover sort of feels like it's going boo boo boo boo boo boo.

01:56:30.000 And the bartender's a big car guy that's at another bar.

01:56:33.000 And he goes, that's a big deal.

01:56:34.000 That could just be kaput. 0.95

01:56:37.000 This is not like a loose fender.

01:56:38.000 You got to have that looked into.

01:56:40.000 You could be your blah, blah, blah.

01:56:41.000 I forget the phrase for it.

01:56:42.000 It could be misaligned or something.

01:56:45.000 You know, it's very helpful.

01:56:48.000 Okay, I'm done.

01:56:49.000 Do you want to zoom in or is this enough?

01:56:51.000 Oh, I can zoom.

01:56:52.000 What if you get to heaven and Jesus looks like Ryan?

01:56:56.000 This will be at the next auction.

01:57:00.000 I'm pretty happy with the face.

01:57:03.000 It doesn't look just like you.

01:57:06.000 That's what I see every time I look at you.

01:57:09.000 That's what I face the other way.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, you're looking in a mirror right now, Ryan.

01:57:14.000 I did make your hands extra small, but that was part of the joke.

01:57:18.000 I know, but in the joke, we say, what if you get to heaven and he has really tiny hands?

01:57:21.000 I'm going to zoom in on you, though.

01:57:22.000 Move that.

01:57:24.000 Move the picture?

01:57:24.000 I'm not sure.

01:57:26.000 I mean, I've got to focus on you.

01:57:29.000 This camera is so good, it's better than my eyes.

01:57:31.000 Like, look at that.

01:57:32.000 If I had a, like, a, go to my face, like, my mouth.

01:57:38.000 If I had, like, a cold sore or something, I think I would come into the studio and have you zoom in on it.

01:57:45.000 It's better than any mirror.

01:57:47.000 Like, look at this shit.

01:57:49.000 How yellow are my teeth?

01:57:50.000 Oh, it is yellow.

01:57:56.000 Amazing.

01:57:57.000 We've made cameras that are way better than eyes.

01:58:01.000 I'm a Western chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.

01:58:05.000 What are you doing now?

01:58:05.000 Oh, you went to auto and then you went back to manual?

01:58:08.000 That was a problem we were having with sweat pigs. 0.98

01:58:12.000 Beef squad.

01:58:13.000 Sweat pigs. 0.67

01:58:15.000 Okay, we're out of time.

01:58:16.000 Let's do one more.

01:58:18.000 All right, you bastards.

01:58:21.000 John.

01:58:22.000 We'll go a little late because we had some tech problems.

01:58:24.000 We did have some teeth.

01:58:25.000 But let's make him fast.

01:58:26.000 What's up, Johnny?

01:58:28.000 Hi.

01:58:29.000 Hey.

01:58:30.000 It's a little pleasure.

01:58:30.000 Hey.

01:58:35.000 My main concern is parenthood.

01:58:40.000 But just a couple of things.

01:58:43.000 Ryan, you look a lot better with your hair out of your face.

01:58:48.000 Thank you.

01:58:50.000 Where we can.

01:58:51.000 All right, that's one thing.

01:58:52.000 What's the next one?

01:58:56.000 Okay, so that anti-gay dude that, like, I think it was like three or four calls before.

01:59:05.000 Anyway.

01:59:10.000 All right, thank you for calling.

01:59:12.000 That was great.

01:59:13.000 Pop in.

01:59:14.000 Thanks for calling, man.

01:59:15.000 I feel bad.

01:59:16.000 What if that guy is calling?

01:59:17.000 Just drop it.

01:59:17.000 Fuck.

01:59:18.000 When I say thank you for calling, they're done.

01:59:18.000 Sorry, sir.

01:59:20.000 I should have said thank you for calling when he said your hair is nice.

01:59:23.000 Do you think he has an impediment?

01:59:24.000 He's clearly drunk.

01:59:25.000 And the pro-gay guy had a point. 0.89

01:59:28.000 Why do I say pro-gay? 0.99

01:59:30.000 It's sort of like you have an abbreviated amount of text, right?

01:59:33.000 Yeah.

01:59:34.000 And, you know, there's so many misconceptions about me.

01:59:38.000 So they're going in to read my bio thinking, oh, this is David Duke, but more racist.

01:59:44.000 And so when they read pro-gay, they go, oh, shit, maybe I have him wrong.

01:59:48.000 But it's not like I run around saying, you should suck more dicks, dude.

01:59:52.000 True.

01:59:53.000 So it's all about the context.

01:59:55.000 But maybe it's time to change it.

01:59:56.000 I don't know.

01:59:58.000 Linda.

02:00:01.000 Hey, Tim.

02:00:05.000 Sorry, I got nervous money.

02:00:07.000 Hey, Gav.

02:00:08.000 Hey, my guy.

02:00:10.000 Hey, Joey Diaz, I never thought he was funny.

02:00:15.000 I've never heard him say anything funny.

02:00:16.000 Rogan talks about how funny he is.

02:00:19.000 What do you think of that whole thing where they talked about where he mentioned, they dug up the old footage of he was having women blow him to get moved up in the line on the comedy clubs sets?

02:00:34.000 Yeah, I believe that is called quid pro quo in the sexual harassment world.

02:00:41.000 But, you know, it was like a lot of this Me Too shit, it's voluntary.

02:00:46.000 I don't think quid pro quo should be a crime.

02:00:48.000 I don't think women should do it. 1.00

02:00:50.000 And no, if a friend of mine did it, I'd be disgusted with her. 1.00

02:00:54.000 But if some guy says you can get, like Roger Ailes had to pay Gretchen Carlson, I think, $25 million because he said, if you had slept with me, you'd be doing a lot better here.

02:01:04.000 Then don't sleep.

02:01:05.000 Like I've worked with homos. 1.00

02:01:06.000 And when I worked in advertising, I was drenched in fags every day.

02:01:10.000 And they always made it clear that we could definitely have this contract if he'd let me jerk him up, if he'd let him jerk me off.

02:01:18.000 And I was like, no, thanks.

02:01:20.000 Thank you very much.

02:01:20.000 We'll get other contracts.

02:01:22.000 But it never would occur to me to sue him.

02:01:24.000 He just came up with a ridiculous proposition that I have no interest in.

02:01:28.000 So, yeah, it's technically illegal, but those dumb bitches are just prostitutes that performed an act for a payment, and the payment was a better spot. 1.00

02:01:40.000 Yeah, well, I always loved him acting like a tough guy with you on Twitter, and then he immediately backed down about that Ralphie Mae thing. 0.88

02:01:48.000 Hey, if you do that again, we're going to have a problem.

02:01:51.000 Dude, Tony Soprano didn't tweet his imminent victims.

02:01:55.000 He's got that.

02:01:56.000 And that's why Joe Rogan laughs, because he's not used to New Yorkers.

02:01:59.000 So he hears like some fast New York talk, like, she was sucking my dick like she could suck paint through a fucking needle. 1.00

02:02:05.000 And then he's never heard that before.

02:02:07.000 He's like, ha ha, it's crazy.

02:02:08.000 No, you're just describing a blowjob in a crazy way.

02:02:11.000 It's not funny.

02:02:13.000 He's not witty.

02:02:14.000 That's a good point.

02:02:16.000 He's a New Yorker in L.A., and people in L.A. lick New York ass because New Yorkers never moved there because it sucks there.

02:02:22.000 All right.

02:02:23.000 Thanks for calling.

02:02:24.000 I got the Dinesh time code wrong, apparently.

02:02:28.000 Was it 153.45?

02:02:30.000 There is no 153.

02:02:32.000 It's only one hour, 23 minutes.

02:02:34.000 I want to be a woman.

02:02:36.000 So it's 53.45.

02:02:38.000 What did he say?

02:02:40.000 I want to be a woman.

02:02:45.000 Let's think about this for a minute.

02:02:46.000 I mean, let's take it further.

02:02:48.000 What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?

02:02:51.000 Oh, the fucking man!

02:02:56.000 I don't want to just be lithe about it.

02:02:59.000 So I'm going to further this end.

02:03:00.000 Don't stop believing.

02:03:04.000 Wow.

02:03:05.000 That was great.

02:03:09.000 What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?

02:03:12.000 Oh, dude, he keeps you in suspense there, too.

02:03:15.000 It's like, I was sweating.

02:03:17.000 I was like, is he going to do it?

02:03:22.000 You are in heaven.

02:03:23.000 We have to go.

02:03:25.000 Get fired.

02:03:26.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 30, 2020

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