Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE [2020-08-03 - S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE]

00:00:02.000 When I step onto the stage, see the curtain raise.

00:00:06.000 I'm a baron, I've got someone to play.

00:00:10.000 All the crowd are in the seats Looking straight at me Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes They applaud in the ashes Locking the door till the matinee This song gets really good soon.

00:00:30.000 So I'm reluctant to cut away.

00:00:34.000 By the way, I've been doing this when people demand I wear a mask, I just put this on.

00:00:41.000 And no one ever says anything.

00:00:42.000 They just go, sounds a little joking, but I've never seen that before.

00:00:44.000 Give a patent.

00:00:46.000 But I've never been kicked out of a place for having this.

00:00:53.000 They're from South London.

00:00:55.000 Art school kids.

00:00:57.000 I love South London.

00:00:59.000 Buckingham Palace, I think, is down there.

00:01:02.000 It's like breathe.

00:01:03.000 You can breathe.

00:01:04.000 It's not all peaked up.

00:01:06.000 The rivers there.

00:01:10.000 it up That's Kiro Kiro Bonito.

00:01:24.000 I think she's half Japanese.

00:01:25.000 That song is only acting.

00:01:28.000 What are you doing?

00:01:30.000 What's the matter with the punk bang?

00:01:34.000 What's the problem?

00:01:35.000 Oh, it's no pedal.

00:01:36.000 That's line.

00:01:37.000 It's no pedal.

00:01:38.000 What top line you know?

00:01:42.000 No good.

00:01:42.000 What are you, Swedish now?

00:01:45.000 They say no, no good.

00:01:48.000 I can't tell.

00:01:52.000 Special episode, summer episode.

00:01:53.000 You're sick of the news.

00:01:54.000 Our mail's piling up.

00:01:56.000 I don't want to talk about the riots.

00:01:58.000 I don't want to talk about racism.

00:02:01.000 Let's just make this whole episode catching up on the male bee.

00:02:05.000 What's better than the male bee?

00:02:08.000 Actually, what's worse than the male bag?

00:02:11.000 I've always used that as proof that God sees women as the fairer sex. 1.00

00:02:17.000 I mean, if you flew down from outer space on a plane and you saw a woman and a man, an attractive woman, an attractive man, Bradley Cooper and that chick we just saw, nude.

00:02:32.000 You'd go, well, I think these are the nicer ones.

00:02:34.000 Look at the guys, what is that, a bag? 0.99

00:02:37.000 And Bradley Cooper would go, well, my cock looks nice. 0.99

00:02:39.000 And the only one would go, no, it doesn't. 1.00

00:02:41.000 Maybe if you got a boner, that looks okay. 0.99

00:02:45.000 It looks actually looks silly. 0.99

00:02:46.000 Maybe if you're lying on your back, you get a boner. 0.98

00:02:48.000 I see the appeal.

00:02:50.000 But a bag?

00:02:52.000 And I think when you get a boner, your bag turns into like a walnut.

00:02:56.000 And it's just a fuzzy walnut.

00:02:58.000 That's not attractive.

00:03:01.000 So it's a bag. 0.93

00:03:04.000 I loved arguing with gays too. 0.86

00:03:06.000 And I go, come on, guys. 1.00

00:03:07.000 I get a dick. 1.00

00:03:09.000 I get like if a guy's really muscular, you're into that. 1.00

00:03:11.000 Okay, sure.

00:03:13.000 You probably have similar buns kind of things that I like, like, you know, bunny buns.

00:03:21.000 But a bag?

00:03:22.000 And I remember one dude, I can't remember if it was Chadwick Moore or Bruce LeBruce, and he just got mad at me because I wouldn't shut up about it.

00:03:29.000 And he just goes, you have no appreciation for the human body.

00:03:33.000 Well, I have no appreciation for a bag.

00:03:36.000 There's no woman diddling her bean right now thinking of a bag. 1.00

00:03:40.000 And Bradley Cooper's bag looks like a homeless man's bag, looks like my bag, looks like Ryan.

00:03:44.000 I've never seen Ryan's bag.

00:03:45.000 I've never been to the fag zone. 1.00

00:03:46.000 But I would imagine that your bag looks as stupid as mine. 1.00

00:03:50.000 There's no fag zone. 1.00

00:03:50.000 Yeah, it looks ridiculous. 1.00

00:03:51.000 Judging by the way you behave, you probably have much smaller balls than me. 1.00

00:03:54.000 I mean, perhaps. 1.00

00:03:55.000 But your bag, it looks like mine, right?

00:03:58.000 Yeah, it's just a goofy little bag. 1.00

00:04:00.000 Stupid bag. 1.00

00:04:00.000 Have you ever noticed if you stare at your balls that it's a factory? 1.00

00:04:04.000 Excuse me? 1.00

00:04:06.000 Very intensely.

00:04:08.000 I'm doing it way too fast now. 0.99

00:04:10.000 But at the sperm factory, your balls are, I'll speed it up, are going really? 0.99

00:04:16.000 But at like a mile a year. 1.00

00:04:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:19.000 Like a mile a year.

00:04:22.000 What a weird measurement that was.

00:04:23.000 A mile?

00:04:24.000 Have you walked a mile in my bag? 0.99

00:04:29.000 In the course of your lifetime, your testicles will have traveled up and down to the moon and back. 0.98

00:04:36.000 It's romantic. 0.99

00:04:40.000 Anyway, let's jump in, shall we? 1.00

00:04:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

00:04:49.000 Let's turn our eyes together. 1.00

00:04:54.000 Let me touch it.

00:04:56.000 You know, every time I see that intro and I see you make your sad face when your dad's gone, I feel nothing, right?

00:05:03.000 Welcome to the club.

00:05:04.000 I sometimes wonder, what's it like to have feelings?

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:12.000 Uh-oh, we're getting a spinning beach ball on this end.

00:05:16.000 Bags and balls.

00:05:18.000 My mail is always crashing. 0.85

00:05:22.000 Are PCs better?

00:05:23.000 Have you ever had a PC?

00:05:24.000 Well, I'm kind of glad it crashed the first.

00:05:27.000 No.

00:05:28.000 No. 0.99

00:05:29.000 Because this one just says Ryan is gay. 0.94

00:05:32.000 I don't like that at all. 0.94

00:05:32.000 Hmm. 0.94

00:05:34.000 He has sex with women about as often as gays do. 1.00

00:05:37.000 Good point. 1.00

00:05:39.000 He is as attracted to Ashley St. Clair as gays are. 1.00

00:05:44.000 She's pretty. 0.99

00:05:46.000 Uh-oh.

00:05:47.000 Is it beach bowling?

00:05:50.000 See an email here from Tacky from Mandalina Theodoracropolis.

00:05:56.000 That's my old boss at Tacky Mac.

00:05:57.000 Oh, it's just an ancient mail.

00:05:59.000 As this thing recalibrates itself.

00:06:03.000 Well, I could read this one real quick.

00:06:04.000 It's just words.

00:06:06.000 Kevin.

00:06:08.000 No, thank you.

00:06:10.000 I'm the boss.

00:06:14.000 This is from a guy named Jared.

00:06:17.000 He's not not gay, Jared. 0.99

00:06:19.000 Whatever happened to not gay Jared?

00:06:20.000 Ooh, I don't know.

00:06:23.000 Him and Crowder had a real brutal falling out.

00:06:26.000 Three's a crowd.

00:06:27.000 Yeah.

00:06:29.000 Jared.

00:06:30.000 He was his wife was pregnant last time when he was whatever he was fired. 0.96

00:06:36.000 Not gay Jared. 1.00

00:06:40.000 Not Jay Garrett quit Louder with Crowder in 2018.

00:06:44.000 This was updated a month ago.

00:06:47.000 This is what happened to right-wing commentator.

00:06:49.000 Now, this is on Distractify, and they're obviously going to be biased.

00:06:54.000 He's a political commentator.

00:06:56.000 He quit in 2018.

00:06:59.000 He and Steven venture so far as to hit up an Antifa protest.

00:07:03.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:07:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:08.000 This is the way Zoomers write.

00:07:09.000 It's just like, I get all their notes.

00:07:15.000 And then it just sort of ends.

00:07:16.000 So it's like, notes, notes, notes, notes, so it's bye.

00:07:19.000 Yes, this was the official story.

00:07:21.000 It might be true, too.

00:07:22.000 I have no reason to doubt it other than a vague circumspection about how after Sven Computer's departure, it was probably a kid, though, claimed another Redditor.

00:07:31.000 I heard that Jared had gone full 1488.

00:07:34.000 I know that not to be true.

00:07:35.000 According to some rumors...

00:07:41.000 According to some rumors circulating on social media, his abrupt departure might have had to do with the long-standing financial difficulties the show was facing.

00:07:48.000 I don't think it has long-standing financial difficulties.

00:07:50.000 We went to their office in Dallas.

00:07:52.000 It was beautiful.

00:07:53.000 There was expansion going on. 0.97

00:07:54.000 Yeah, it was a whole fucking long thing. 0.97

00:07:57.000 They had a makeup room. 0.97

00:07:59.000 They had a costume room.

00:08:01.000 And remember, he was leaving that because it was too small.

00:08:03.000 Yeah.

00:08:04.000 And he was moving into, I don't know how to describe it, basically where you would go play racquetball and have lunch and maybe play digital golf where you swing and then your ball is sort of interpreted.

00:08:17.000 You ever see that?

00:08:18.000 Yep.

00:08:19.000 It looked like a, what would you call that?

00:08:22.000 Kind of like a recreation center?

00:08:24.000 It's not, but it's that size.

00:08:26.000 Like a discovery zone was just this open room with like a lot of different subrooms to it, lots of areas, I guess.

00:08:35.000 Lots of different areas. 0.60

00:08:37.000 You're so lucky you went to school in the Bronx where everyone else was retarded. 1.00

00:08:40.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:08:41.000 Because if a normal teacher that was an earthling heard you talk, you'd be in a special class.

00:08:47.000 I guess.

00:08:48.000 Well, I was for a bit.

00:08:50.000 But it wasn't it what I had to go through, the punishment class? 0.94

00:08:54.000 Or was it genuinely because you were retarded? 0.95

00:08:56.000 No, no, no. 0.99

00:08:56.000 It's because of my behavior, like peeing on the floor. 0.99

00:09:00.000 Peeing on the floor. 1.00

00:09:01.000 Because my girlfriend wanted to see my penis. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Yeah, she wanted to see your penis, not in action. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Yeah, it was like, well, here's what it does. 1.00

00:09:09.000 I mean, while we're here, it pees.

00:09:13.000 You never give the customer more than what they ask.

00:09:17.000 According to some rumors circulating on social media, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:09:19.000 So that's bullshit. 0.99

00:09:21.000 As a theory, as A-theory has it, this is great reporting. 0.99

00:09:25.000 I've never heard of this site before.

00:09:26.000 As A theory has it, several cast members weren't paid on time.

00:09:29.000 Some, like Sven Computer, were reportedly owed as much as 10 grand.

00:09:33.000 Hmm, Team Crowder appears to be melting down behind the scenes.

00:09:37.000 Nope.

00:09:38.000 Apparently he owes someone named Sven Computer 10 grand.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, you just said that.

00:09:42.000 He's commenting on his own sentence from a sentence ago.

00:09:47.000 This is the very bottom.

00:09:51.000 Non-endorsement of Woman Benjamin.

00:09:53.000 One person tweeted, unfortunately, neither Jared nor Stephen have been outspoken about why Jared left or about any financial hardship.

00:09:58.000 So we have to talk. 0.96

00:09:59.000 So this is the most pathetic article I've ever read. 1.00

00:10:02.000 Oh, of course it's a woman. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Lila Cosma.

00:10:07.000 Is this even, she says, did you know that Big Brother originates from the Netherlands?

00:10:11.000 This is in her writer bio.

00:10:14.000 This is a random example of the kind of stuff Lila Cosma spends her time thinking about.

00:10:21.000 And she just writes about TV, I guess.

00:10:26.000 Jesus Christ, women can't write. 1.00

00:10:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:31.000 Of course there's exceptions.

00:10:33.000 Laura Hillebrand, Naomi Schaefer Riley, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, the chick who wrote Hero of the Empire, the Churchill biography about his time in South Africa.

00:10:51.000 But when you read their writing, the perfect example of this is that woman who went down south to point out that this man's magic Bible, this 85-year-old man's magic Bible, was not in fact magic.

00:11:06.000 Mystery solved!

00:11:08.000 He claimed it bleeds oil.

00:11:10.000 It doesn't.

00:11:12.000 Yes. 0.99

00:11:14.000 The least educated county in America has a geriatric who has a Bible that his other old dumb friends think is it magically seeps oil. 0.99

00:11:23.000 It doesn't. 0.99

00:11:24.000 He's buying the oil from a hardware store.

00:11:26.000 You flew down there?

00:11:28.000 What are you doing?

00:11:29.000 You want to tell, why don't you go to the Netherlands and tell all the geriatrics there that gnomes don't exist while you're at it?

00:11:36.000 And why don't you pay attention to the fact that Astrology doesn't exist?

00:11:39.000 Because I bet she believes in that.

00:11:42.000 What were you just showing his Twitter?

00:11:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:46.000 He doesn't follow Steven Crowder, apparently.

00:11:50.000 Let's see.

00:11:52.000 What's his most recent tweet?

00:11:56.000 I'm going to text him right now.

00:11:57.000 Party loyalty is why all of the news. 0.99

00:12:00.000 Gay. 0.98

00:12:01.000 I hate when people update their names and like my buddy Tommy Fatso Jim is now like Thomas Moriello. 0.97

00:12:13.000 And I don't recognize him.

00:12:16.000 Okay, the last was me giving him a password to check out censor.tv.

00:12:20.000 Well, that's pretty recently.

00:12:23.000 Right?

00:12:24.000 When was this?

00:12:29.000 Oh, I offered him a show in May.

00:12:34.000 So that was about a year ago.

00:12:36.000 Right?

00:12:37.000 Yeah.

00:12:38.000 Yeah, I spoke to him a year ago.

00:12:40.000 How you been, I'm going to ask.

00:12:41.000 How you been what, Chu?

00:12:47.000 Been up to?

00:12:51.000 Um.

00:12:53.000 Got a job?

00:12:56.000 Uh.

00:12:56.000 And then I'm just going to throw in, just so it's not too serious, Scared of snakes?

00:13:02.000 You never.

00:13:03.000 No.

00:13:05.000 All right, let's get back to work here. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Enough fucking around Lila Cosma, you incompetent boob who writes garbage for a living. 1.00

00:13:13.000 And the worst part is she tells her parents she's a writer. 1.00

00:13:17.000 No, you're not. 0.60

00:13:19.000 You're a typer.

00:13:19.000 You write.

00:13:21.000 A writer conveys ideas and tells stories in a compelling way that is clear and concise.

00:13:27.000 That's what a writer is.

00:13:29.000 I would argue Jack Kerouac was not a writer.

00:13:32.000 He was a typer.

00:13:34.000 Okay, so that's enough for Jared.

00:13:36.000 Oh, wait.

00:13:37.000 Did I even read his letter?

00:13:38.000 I haven't read his letter.

00:13:39.000 You just read the name Jared.

00:13:41.000 He said, what about Jared's, huh?

00:13:43.000 All right, folks.

00:13:43.000 Jeez.

00:13:44.000 Gavin and Rye, gay guy. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Terrible. 0.99

00:13:48.000 And this one is eating the coupon.

00:13:51.000 Eventually, it just becomes a fact.

00:13:53.000 You know?

00:13:56.000 I felt worse.

00:13:57.000 I felt ugly. 0.92

00:13:58.000 I felt gay. 0.93

00:14:00.000 And just said, maybe we should compile a bunch of retreats.

00:14:06.000 Like, he just powered through that.

00:14:07.000 I felt ugly.

00:14:08.000 I felt, and it just didn't happen.

00:14:08.000 I felt gay.

00:14:11.000 But then you have Sharon Osborne where she goes, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump? 0.84

00:14:18.000 And then Rosie Prez goes, oh, and then she goes, in that. 1.00

00:14:23.000 Or when Michael Richards said the N-word 10 times and the whole audience goes, what the fuck? 0.99

00:14:28.000 And he goes, you see, words. 0.99

00:14:35.000 Yeah, yeah, we know, but it's a very bad word.

00:14:37.000 And you said it at the person four times.

00:14:43.000 Speaking of those comments, those racist comments do not help. 0.96

00:14:48.000 And if you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump? 0.97

00:14:54.000 Oh, that's not true. 0.96

00:15:00.000 In a lane, they always have to do that.

00:15:01.000 The way she delivered it, she was ready for woo! 0.98

00:15:04.000 So she was like, slammed on break.

00:15:06.000 And who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?

00:15:10.000 Wait, what's happening here?

00:15:11.000 Is my mic on?

00:15:12.000 Why is this silence?

00:15:13.000 Is this thing on?

00:15:16.000 In the sense that, no.

00:15:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:17.000 Then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

00:15:20.000 Oh, that's...

00:15:23.000 Oh, wait, I want to hear the rest.

00:15:25.000 Then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

00:15:27.000 Oh, that's not...

00:15:29.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:30.000 Like, what I'm saying is that.

00:15:31.000 There's more jobs to be.

00:15:32.000 In LA, they always.

00:15:34.000 But the donors are not only don't.

00:15:36.000 I didn't mean it like that.

00:15:37.000 Come on.

00:15:38.000 No, I would never mean it like that.

00:15:40.000 Monday night, Jimmy Fallon portrayed Trump.

00:15:44.000 I'm sure 90% of the staff at Marlotto, who changes the sheets, is suspected.

00:15:51.000 Worst Obama face I've ever seen.

00:15:54.000 It's a great Frankenstein. 0.72

00:15:59.000 Someone says your next live show should be Weird Jesus, a drawing of him.

00:16:03.000 That's a good idea.

00:16:04.000 I hope our tech team unsubscribed that guy for disparaging my daughter.

00:16:11.000 Okay, he's responded.

00:16:15.000 He said, only psychopaths aren't scared of snakes. 0.99

00:16:17.000 This is not gay Jared. 0.99

00:16:19.000 Oh, cool.

00:16:22.000 I'm not sure how much I should say here.

00:16:27.000 He runs a social media business promoting comics.

00:16:35.000 And we're doing pretty good.

00:16:38.000 Promoting stand-up.

00:16:40.000 Okay.

00:16:41.000 That's fun.

00:16:42.000 Where do you live?

00:16:42.000 Good to know.

00:16:44.000 I assume he's still in Dallas?

00:16:47.000 De Los.

00:16:48.000 De Los.

00:16:49.000 Yes.

00:16:51.000 Okay, we're still not through this letter.

00:16:53.000 Oh, right.

00:16:54.000 This is letter number one.

00:16:55.000 Letter number one. 0.97

00:16:56.000 Gavin Rai, gay guy. 0.91

00:16:58.000 So far, the name, your gayness, has led to, what, half an hour of content? 0.95

00:17:05.000 It's pretty good. 0.99

00:17:06.000 He says, um, names apartment, the fag zone? 0.95

00:17:10.000 Not a good start. 0.95

00:17:11.000 I agree, Jared.

00:17:12.000 Also, go back and listen to his explanations why he did not put the moves on that Sinclair chick and why he doesn't use Tinder. 0.56

00:17:19.000 Very interesting angle, sir.

00:17:21.000 My guess is he's on Grindr.

00:17:24.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

00:17:29.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine?

00:17:32.000 Oh, I think I did it.

00:17:33.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:17:37.000 No, he does a.

00:17:39.000 The eyebrows are up, and then there's a dip.

00:17:42.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:17:48.000 I feel like we have to climb a mountain and find a guru in Nepal and spend three weeks, no, three months, not speaking, but only working on that.

00:18:00.000 Oh, we would nail it.

00:18:01.000 I give it one month.

00:18:01.000 Yeah.

00:18:06.000 Tim Curtin, the fart zone. 0.99

00:18:08.000 Where I guess instead of gays filling your apartment, it's farts. 1.00

00:18:13.000 I kind of live in the fart zone. 0.99

00:18:16.000 If Ryan lives in the quote-unquote fag zone, so these two letters came. 0.98

00:18:20.000 One came at 4.18 p.m.

00:18:22.000 The other came 48 minutes earlier from a totally different part of the world. 0.97

00:18:28.000 If Ryan lives in the quote-unquote fag zone, then you live in the fart zone. 0.99

00:18:31.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:18:34.000 That makes me sad every time I see that.

00:18:37.000 That little guy's gone. 0.99

00:18:39.000 I remember before he could talk, I was taking a shit. 0.99

00:18:41.000 We had one door that didn't have a lock. 0.99

00:18:44.000 It was a sliding barn door that was near the mudroom.

00:18:47.000 And he would just open it up and go, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

00:18:51.000 And just march around.

00:18:53.000 I have a video of it somewhere. 1.00

00:18:55.000 Anyway, at first, as an apprentice subscriber, I wondered if Ryan was a punk-ass bitch. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Now I am certain he is not. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Oh! 0.60

00:19:04.000 Ryan is an awesome dude.

00:19:05.000 I understand why you guys are buds.

00:19:08.000 Yeah, wait, what?

00:19:09.000 Buds is a stretch.

00:19:11.000 Homeboys getting that like, get it.

00:19:14.000 Pfft! 0.63

00:19:15.000 laughing These shoes are really quality. 1.00

00:19:20.000 I'm going to fuck whoever wears them. 1.00

00:19:23.000 I was very proud of Ryan after watching your surveillance video of that fight. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Now, that was very good for your brand, Ryan.

00:19:28.000 By the way, you guys represent The majority.

00:19:30.000 Never forget that.

00:19:32.000 I got your back. 0.84

00:19:33.000 Dope.

00:19:34.000 Tim, aka Poopybud Farthead.

00:19:36.000 That's hilarious.

00:19:37.000 And I like it.

00:19:38.000 Peter Peterson.

00:19:39.000 Oops, I just said his name.

00:19:42.000 Here is that video.

00:19:43.000 I hope you receive it properly.

00:19:45.000 And I assume for you?

00:19:45.000 Yeah, it didn't work.

00:19:48.000 Next.

00:19:50.000 It wants a password.

00:19:52.000 I requested the access.

00:19:56.000 Yeah, this is a thing.

00:20:00.000 You're in?

00:20:00.000 Well, now it wants a recovery phone number.

00:20:03.000 What?

00:20:04.000 Protect your account.

00:20:06.000 Oh, God.

00:20:08.000 All right, I'll try to crack it over.

00:20:09.000 Oh, wait, I think I got it.

00:20:11.000 Okay.

00:20:12.000 That one.

00:20:13.000 And there are even alternative treatments available for ventilators today.

00:20:17.000 I don't.

00:20:18.000 Malaria?

00:20:18.000 I have it.

00:20:21.000 Oh, what's she saying?

00:20:25.000 Yeah.

00:20:26.000 Anyway, so this is an example of censorship.

00:20:28.000 We have censorship from the little guy and we have censorship from big tech.

00:20:32.000 That one.

00:20:33.000 And there are even more treatments available for ventilators today.

00:20:38.000 And you may be asking, why in the world should you believe me?

00:20:42.000 You don't have to.

00:20:43.000 I'm going to let you hear from doctors.

00:20:45.000 These are some of the doctors that I've been talking to for the last 14 weeks about this virus.

00:20:51.000 They're doctors of cannabis.

00:20:53.000 They work at a cannabis dispensary.

00:20:55.000 For our future.

00:20:55.000 Just kidding.

00:20:56.000 I'm on their side.

00:20:59.000 Camera guy.

00:20:59.000 If there's a dark black person in the crowd, maybe base the contrast on them, and the white people can be a little more blown out.

00:21:06.000 Because I just see a chocolate thumb.

00:21:08.000 And these doctors want to help move you out of this paralyzing state of fear that so many people in this country are in so that you have the facts, you can make the best decision for yourself.

00:21:20.000 I don't know what we're supposed to do with this, sir.

00:21:22.000 A link would have been much more helpful.

00:21:24.000 Listen to the doctors.

00:21:25.000 It's been around whether it's home could link to it.

00:21:27.000 Wait, I like her thing because they start heckling her. 1.00

00:21:30.000 Right?

00:21:30.000 Which George Washington used in the Revolutionary War.

00:21:33.000 We find it in tree barks.

00:21:35.000 This is not a controversial drug.

00:21:36.000 Anybody sitting at a computer now can go and Google hydroxychloroquine, and they'll find that before 2020, there was really no controversy about this drug whatsoever.

00:21:45.000 This is a made-up controversy.

00:21:47.000 You saw this demon semen, right? 1.00

00:21:48.000 Finally coming forward. 0.99

00:21:49.000 What's that? 0.97

00:21:51.000 On MSNBC's Chiron, it's a hydrochloroquine and demon semen. 0.67

00:21:57.000 What? 0.85

00:21:57.000 Yeah. 0.85

00:21:59.000 Demon semen, like in Rosalita's baby? 0.99

00:22:02.000 Yes. 0.99

00:22:03.000 Mia Farrow when she got raped by the devil in that movie with David Cassavetes.

00:22:08.000 I feel like I should just send you to a basic cool culture, you know, camp for a week.

00:22:16.000 Yeah, that could work.

00:22:16.000 I need to see Rambo and Rocky.

00:22:18.000 No, you don't need to see that.

00:22:19.000 You need to see Cassavetes movies.

00:22:22.000 You need to see Woody Allen movies.

00:22:24.000 It's a little didactic.

00:22:28.000 He called it Demon Semen?

00:22:28.000 So what happened?

00:22:31.000 Let's see right there. 0.52

00:22:34.000 Trump again defends doctor who believes in alien DNA, demon semen, and hydro.

00:22:39.000 Oh, he retweeted a guy about demon semen, and that made it to the news.

00:22:43.000 But what did the demon semen guy say?

00:22:46.000 Are you telling us about a story and you have I'm learning more about it on my own through your computer?

00:22:55.000 Okay, he retweeted or in another time that same doctor has said something about demon semen.

00:23:03.000 Yeah, of course.

00:23:04.000 They just dug through his stuff and he was like, because when you retweet someone, you agree with everything they've ever said. 0.62

00:23:11.000 And then they start laughing and pushing on him that he's now a demon semen guy. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Pathetic. 1.00

00:23:17.000 You guys suck. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Suck so much shit. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Look, if you want to know how much the left sucks, look at Jerry Nadler. 1.00

00:23:26.000 He personifies our enemies, and they are dying losers with no hips. 0.99

00:23:36.000 I don't know if I could handle seeing him naked. 0.99

00:23:40.000 Oh, hell no. 0.92

00:23:42.000 Anybody want to see that?

00:23:43.000 So that's a guy telling us that, showing us the press conference about hydroxychloroquine, ancient news, Chinese secret.

00:23:51.000 He sent three.

00:23:54.000 Look at this waddle. 0.98

00:23:56.000 Honestly, it's like gay tone. 1.00

00:23:58.000 Who's the gay character in Sopranos again? 0.74

00:24:01.000 That's the same gate.

00:24:03.000 What's his name?

00:24:04.000 We interviewed him.

00:24:05.000 It's a joke.

00:24:05.000 Choke.

00:24:07.000 This is from the same guy, by the way.

00:24:08.000 See, people send me things and then they forget that they didn't include the link and then they can't include the link and then they send you a Google Doc.

00:24:16.000 I'm not sure you've seen this video or heard about this huge big tech censorship.

00:24:19.000 Here it is.

00:24:20.000 I hope you can make light of it on your show.

00:24:21.000 I first saw this on Facebook through PragerU video.

00:24:23.000 Yes, and I saw PragerU got banned for showing that press conference.

00:24:27.000 I posted on my feed on Facebook, took it down within minutes, then tried to look it up via Google and YouTube and could not find it anywhere.

00:24:33.000 A buddy in a militia group sent it to me via Dropbox, uploaded it on Facebook again, took it down within seconds.

00:24:39.000 It apparently doesn't follow community guidelines.

00:24:42.000 These are all doctors saying hydroxychloroquine is good and we have a cure.

00:24:47.000 No, there can't be a cure because then we can have normal elections in November and then Trump will win.

00:24:53.000 It has to be a worse pandemic in November so everyone does mail-in.

00:24:59.000 And I'll keep pushing that lie unless you want to riot or have a giant Black Trans Lives Matter rally. 0.96

00:25:08.000 Then I'll just stop what I'm doing. 0.99

00:25:10.000 And we're not supposed to notice your hypocrisy. 0.99

00:25:13.000 That's what I mean about how shitty they are. 0.99

00:25:15.000 They're Jerry Nadler. 0.99

00:25:20.000 The long and short of it is hydroxychloroquine works better than any SOB globalists want you to know. 0.99

00:25:24.000 I live in Portland and our piece of shit governor banned the use of it over a month ago. 0.99

00:25:27.000 I didn't know that. 1.00

00:25:28.000 It's banned in Oregon?

00:25:31.000 Wow.

00:25:32.000 Love your show.

00:25:33.000 Keep up the good work.

00:25:34.000 Like you more than a friend.

00:25:35.000 I assume that's a joke.

00:25:37.000 But if it is, and Peter is a woman and has a perfect body and likes to wear lingerie and Louis Vuitton heels, send nudes. 0.54

00:25:46.000 Send nudes. 0.96

00:25:50.000 Trying to figure out how to send.

00:25:51.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:25:51.000 This is too big.

00:25:55.000 This is from Ross.

00:25:56.000 I found your weird Jesus. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Ross, I want you To know that you suck, and that's ridiculous. 1.00

00:26:06.000 The original Miss Peaches. 1.00

00:26:08.000 This is from Scott.

00:26:13.000 Oh, I remember this video.

00:26:20.000 You know what?

00:26:21.000 I said on the show a long time ago, I don't care if you're socialist, communist, racist.

00:26:27.000 I just like honest people because they're interesting.

00:26:30.000 And this is so not trying to be anything but themselves. 0.96

00:26:36.000 Like this woman's a mental patient. 0.99

00:26:38.000 She loves chicken. 0.93

00:26:40.000 And she made this video and she's just being herself.

00:26:42.000 She's being honest.

00:26:46.000 It ends up being good music, too.

00:26:53.000 I got a band.

00:26:54.000 I got a brand.

00:26:56.000 It doesn't look very good.

00:26:58.000 That's just a dead chicken. 0.93

00:27:00.000 And a whole kick in.

00:27:02.000 Don't want to end, but you're going to be hitting them.

00:27:05.000 They gon' make a cry cry.

00:27:07.000 I don't own no block cry.

00:27:10.000 Gonna make you over.

00:27:13.000 That's like looks like young Jeezy. 0.91

00:27:17.000 You took away the hair and everything and put her in a suit. 0.99

00:27:19.000 She looks like a handsome man.

00:27:24.000 All right.

00:27:26.000 That was hypnotizing.

00:27:28.000 This is from two people, Dan and Aziza.

00:27:32.000 Sir Gavin, that's what they're calling me, and I agree.

00:27:36.000 Duke of Awesomeness, that's still me.

00:27:39.000 Oh, man. 0.79

00:27:40.000 And then Ryan, the Lord of the Fag Zone. 1.00

00:27:42.000 So I get all the compliments, and Ryan gets fucked over. 1.00

00:27:47.000 It's terrible. 0.99

00:27:48.000 Hi, the unmillennial.

00:27:50.000 I guess that was the name of their YouTube account.

00:27:53.000 So I'm sure you've seen this video of the Houston Doctor passionately telling people there's a cure to COVID.

00:27:56.000 The president retweeted it.

00:27:57.000 It's being deleted from every platform.

00:27:59.000 It's too big to send my wife.

00:28:00.000 This is a different guy than before, by the way.

00:28:03.000 So I uploaded it to YouTube so I could send it to her.

00:28:05.000 I woke up this morning.

00:28:05.000 It was deleted from YouTube.

00:28:07.000 It had like four views.

00:28:09.000 They're committed to keeping this scam going.

00:28:11.000 Also, love the parenting advice from last night's episode.

00:28:14.000 More like it, please.

00:28:15.000 As a newly married man, four years with three kids.

00:28:18.000 Dude, noice.

00:28:20.000 Noise.

00:28:23.000 Four years, three kids? 1.00

00:28:25.000 Damn. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:27.000 Purple heart medal.

00:28:29.000 The honor of the dad medal of honor.

00:28:32.000 Putting it around your neck right now.

00:28:34.000 That's amazing.

00:28:35.000 So your wife has been pregnant non-stop since you got. 0.99

00:28:39.000 Literally.

00:28:41.000 I mean, four years with three kids, that means that like she got pregnant on their honeymoon. 1.00

00:28:46.000 It takes nine months to make these fucking things. 0.99

00:28:49.000 She might have gotten pregnant at the delivery room after delivering her baby. 1.00

00:28:53.000 Yeah, he gets really horny when he sees her give birth.

00:28:58.000 Three kids under three. 0.92

00:28:59.000 Yeah, I know, dude.

00:29:00.000 As a married man with three kids, we know they're under three.

00:29:02.000 Unless there's someone else's.

00:29:04.000 Three and under.

00:29:05.000 I really enjoy those segments.

00:29:06.000 Segments to continue to prove, blah, blah.

00:29:08.000 So we're going to have that on Thursday.

00:29:11.000 I wanted to take my time with the part two of the parenting. 1.00

00:29:16.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

00:29:19.000 There's so many little details that you want to include in this. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Like, for example, I was thinking when I was swimming with my kids the other day, once you teach them to swim and they all know how to swim, it's such a fucking relief.

00:29:31.000 It's like Maddie's probation being over and he can finally go out past curfew. 0.87

00:29:37.000 You're just like, ah.

00:29:39.000 Because when they're not, like you go camping and your son is that age where he goes, it's a fat.

00:29:44.000 You wake up and you go, where's Johnny?

00:29:46.000 Where's Johnny?

00:29:47.000 What if you wandered off to the river?

00:29:49.000 Or anyone's at a pool?

00:29:51.000 You're always looking over there.

00:29:51.000 You can't talk to anyone.

00:29:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, well, I guess they're going to sell their house.

00:29:55.000 Constantly nervous.

00:29:57.000 And they don't like floaties.

00:29:58.000 They go, I don't like these. 1.00

00:29:59.000 But you'll sink shit for brains. 0.99

00:30:02.000 And then we sent, like the two kids, they learned on vacation in the shallow end because they could always put their feet down. 1.00

00:30:10.000 But my youngest, I sent him this awesome swim camp.

00:30:13.000 Their insurance must be $9 billion a year.

00:30:16.000 But at this swim camp, there's like two lifeguards for every kid.

00:30:22.000 The water is really shallow and they spend all summer teaching them to swim.

00:30:26.000 Now, at that young of an age, they kind of forget over the winter, but it's in there and it takes a few times and they're back again.

00:30:32.000 But now if I hear psh or if I want to go to the, I could go pee when my son was at the pool, I make sure lifeguard's there, but I can relax because I know he's not going to drown.

00:30:41.000 And here's something horrible to say.

00:30:43.000 You ready? 1.00

00:30:45.000 If your son or daughter drowned, you're a shitty parent. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:30:53.000 I was here.

00:30:54.000 It's a joke.

00:30:55.000 No, I'm not joking. 1.00

00:30:57.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:31:00.000 Like, why are you showing those? 1.00

00:31:01.000 When your baby's born, that day you go, I got to teach this fucker to swim. 1.00

00:31:09.000 The why of things. 1.00

00:31:11.000 Okay, will you stop just randomly farting out video bleeps drops?

00:31:18.000 By the way, Trump 2020 and the landslide, the silent majority will strike again like in 2016.

00:31:23.000 Yeah, I agree with you, dude. 0.99

00:31:25.000 Justin Shea, why Ryan is a fag? 1.00

00:31:28.000 We're not getting a lot of variety here. 1.00

00:31:32.000 COVID is bullshit. 1.00

00:31:33.000 Ryan is a fag. 1.00

00:31:34.000 I agree with both. 1.00

00:31:36.000 G-Dog and Lord of the Fag Zone, whenever you guys rate chicks, Ryan is anywhere but in the moment and locked in on said female, fucking doing his hair or taking way too long to look up the bitch. 0.99

00:31:47.000 But when Nate Ober calls in or his name is mentioned, Captain Homo lights up like a Japanese vending machine. 0.99

00:31:54.000 I like Nate Ober.

00:31:56.000 Yeah, you sure do.

00:31:57.000 He's so much better than Ashley St. Clair.

00:31:57.000 What?

00:32:00.000 Nobody's comparing Ashley.

00:32:02.000 Imagine Ashley St. Clair was in short shorts in your bed all night.

00:32:08.000 I don't think puking is the easiest thing.

00:32:12.000 Well, now we're cooking.

00:32:14.000 Hey, I made some breakfast and bacon.

00:32:17.000 Does he post anymore?

00:32:19.000 Not from what I saw last.

00:32:21.000 Let's give it a little look.

00:32:23.000 Oh, he lives in Texas.

00:32:28.000 He doesn't like Dallas.

00:32:29.000 Not Kay Jared.

00:32:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:34.000 Panic, panic. 0.96

00:32:36.000 Um, I feel like Dallas might suck. 0.97

00:32:40.000 I love the south, but it just seems like it's so hot that it's just strip mall after strip mall after air-conditioned house.

00:32:47.000 I like wandering.

00:32:51.000 Um, Ryan, it's 2020.

00:32:54.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:32:54.000 It's okay to be gay.

00:32:55.000 And your dad was a hairdresser, much like De Niro's dad was a gay hairdresser. 0.86

00:32:59.000 What? 0.91

00:33:00.000 Send it.

00:33:01.000 Justin from Shitto, California. 0.76

00:33:02.000 You didn't know Robert Di Niro's dad was the most gigantic homo in the world? 1.00

00:33:05.000 No. 0.98

00:33:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:06.000 That's who De Niro is.

00:33:08.000 De Niro's straight, but he's a Manhattan actor, improv, artist.

00:33:16.000 I'm an artist. 0.88

00:33:17.000 That's gross.

00:33:18.000 Like, you know, the musical rent?

00:33:20.000 Of course.

00:33:20.000 That's De Niro's life.

00:33:21.000 The 70s and 80s, those guys were actors.

00:33:24.000 They were working really, you know, like the drama club kids?

00:33:27.000 His dad was a poet.

00:33:28.000 In the East Village.

00:33:30.000 A beatnik. 0.99

00:33:31.000 Hung out at fucking, probably the White House Tavern there with the other beatniks, man. 1.00

00:33:36.000 Artists. 0.99

00:33:37.000 He's not a tough guy.

00:33:39.000 That's not, that's a character he played.

00:33:41.000 Same with Tupac.

00:33:43.000 He's a dancer, dancer.

00:33:46.000 And he played a tough guy in juice, and people liked him.

00:33:48.000 He's like, all right, now I'm a thug.

00:33:50.000 That's thug life, yo. 0.56

00:33:52.000 Nate Ober on the other hand is Nate Ober.

00:34:05.000 What's that little sliver next to him? 0.89

00:34:07.000 Oh, it's his green screen fucking up in the corner. 0.90

00:34:13.000 Does he make those graphics, I wonder? 0.94

00:34:16.000 Well, what do they say?

00:34:19.000 No.

00:34:20.000 You could probably go on YouTube and find a bunch of green screen things.

00:34:24.000 It's probably like some German techno thing.

00:34:27.000 He's got his head cocked.

00:34:30.000 Remember, others are watching the show.

00:34:35.000 You know, in our new studio, we should just have that as the backdrop when I'm doing the news.

00:34:46.000 All right. 1.00

00:34:47.000 Fuck that guy who doesn't like the new additions. 1.00

00:34:49.000 Beef Squad is refreshingly offensive and Kangaroo Boy is awesome. 1.00

00:34:53.000 I agree.

00:34:54.000 I also, I'm not big on firing.

00:34:58.000 I tell you to get fired. 1.00

00:35:00.000 And I don't mean just fucking punch your boss in the balls. 1.00

00:35:03.000 I mean, don't not be yourself. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Don't constantly live in fear.

00:35:08.000 Like I was talking to this chick from some other company the other day and I was introduced by this other dude.

00:35:14.000 I'll tell you about the company some other time.

00:35:15.000 But I was like, hey, I go, which number is this?

00:35:18.000 And she goes, oh, he gave you my home number and my cell phone.

00:35:21.000 Just use the cell phone.

00:35:21.000 That's a work phone.

00:35:22.000 I go, I have your home phone number.

00:35:25.000 And then I started to get worried. 0.99

00:35:27.000 And I thought, oh, shit, what if he gets fired and sued now? 0.99

00:35:32.000 I go, I'd rather just not talk to one in the workforce. 1.00

00:35:34.000 And then I thought, that's not get fired.

00:35:38.000 But what was I talking about?

00:35:43.000 I think you should get fired, but don't.

00:35:45.000 You don't like doing the firing.

00:35:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:47.000 And kicking people off this network.

00:35:49.000 Like, I've seen shows. 0.75

00:35:51.000 Seinfeld sucked for a year. 0.95

00:35:52.000 I'm not saying Beef Scott sucks, but Seinfeld sucked for a year, and then it came into its own. 0.95

00:35:56.000 I don't even consider firing anyone until it's had like a good year to incubate.

00:36:06.000 Jared Hunter.

00:36:07.000 Hi, Gavin and His Holiness, the Supreme Pontiff of the Fag Zone. 1.00

00:36:11.000 I swear to God, these people are all different.

00:36:14.000 I just finished the best tasting beer last night. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Yeah, that's like saying I just ate the best tasting pussy. 1.00

00:36:22.000 The ideal pussy tastes like water. 1.00

00:36:25.000 You don't want it to have gourmand, sauver, as they say in French. 0.99

00:36:31.000 I like bud because I'm about to drink 20 and I don't want flavor getting in the way.

00:36:37.000 After I installed, after I finished installing Eve's troughing on our house, I was surprised how easy it was.

00:36:42.000 A couple instructional YouTube videos later and boom, it's done.

00:36:45.000 Curiously, I phoned a local company to see what it would be to have it custom done and they quoted me $2,400.

00:36:52.000 With materials I bought at my local hardware store with 700 tops. 0.99

00:36:55.000 Holy fuck, I ranch cattle full-time on the farm. 0.97

00:36:58.000 But if I were to leave and find work elsewhere, this is probably where I would look first. 0.99

00:37:01.000 Thanks for emailing me.

00:37:02.000 Jared.

00:37:04.000 Is that the same Jared from up top?

00:37:05.000 No, it's different, Jared.

00:37:07.000 Oh, I see what he's saying. 0.99

00:37:08.000 He's saying, when you bust your ass and you have a beer, it's the best tasting beer on earth. 0.99

00:37:13.000 Yes, yes, I agree. 1.00

00:37:14.000 I agree.

00:37:15.000 In fact, sometimes I'll think, well, I have a window here.

00:37:18.000 I could go to the pub.

00:37:19.000 But then I think, I haven't really accomplished anything today.

00:37:21.000 That's the beauty of boxing.

00:37:23.000 You always feel like you've accomplished something.

00:37:25.000 Like I went today and a little bit hungover. 0.99

00:37:30.000 The heat was fucking brutal. 0.83

00:37:32.000 I saw Huey going in as I was coming out and I was going to text him, hey man, how was that? 0.98

00:37:40.000 Pretty brutal, right? 0.86

00:37:41.000 And then I thought, no, that's gay. 0.98

00:37:44.000 Don't you think? 0.96

00:37:45.000 Just out of nowhere, you'd just be like, I should send that to this guy.

00:37:49.000 He likes shoes too.

00:37:50.000 And I thought, no, that's helping someone beat it.

00:37:52.000 That's terrible. 1.00

00:37:53.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Is it? 0.95

00:37:59.000 Yeah.

00:38:00.000 Let's go to the gym with my buddy. 0.99

00:38:01.000 Not homosexual, just gay. 1.00

00:38:03.000 Well, a little bit homosexual. 0.98

00:38:05.000 I also feel going on a ride with motorcycles, someone has to be in the front, right? 0.78

00:38:12.000 Or else, you know, someone's going to turn left and then you're, what?

00:38:15.000 So someone has to be defining the route. 1.00

00:38:17.000 So now you're behind him like his little bitch. 1.00

00:38:21.000 And you're waiting at the stop sign and it's too loud to hear each other. 0.99

00:38:25.000 So it doesn't make sense to pull up next to him, right?

00:38:27.000 And be like, hey, that was crazy back there.

00:38:28.000 I think that was a porcupine. 0.97

00:38:31.000 So you just wait behind him and you're just like the homo in Mad Max. 1.00

00:38:36.000 You know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:38:38.000 No.

00:38:39.000 Blonde guy, Mad Max, back of motorcycle.

00:38:45.000 I was talking to a fireman recently. 1.00

00:38:47.000 My bike ran out of gas because I'm an idiot. 0.97

00:38:50.000 And I go to this local firehouse that was like 10 feet away and I go, no, it's the guy on the back of the motorbike. 0.98

00:38:56.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:38:56.000 Wait, wait, go up.

00:38:58.000 Fark right here.

00:39:01.000 Oh, that guy.

00:39:04.000 That's how I feel if I've never been on the back of a motorcycle, but that's how I would feel.

00:39:08.000 And I was talking to this fireman.

00:39:09.000 He goes, yeah, we were driving around in, I forget where he was, some sand dunes thing.

00:39:15.000 And one of the guys' bike got, he fucked up and he flipped it and it wasn't starting. 0.90

00:39:19.000 We had to leave it there. 0.79

00:39:20.000 And we go, just get on the back of this bike and we'll drive you here.

00:39:23.000 And he didn't have a license.

00:39:24.000 So he's going to get arrested if he's seen with it.

00:39:27.000 And he goes, sorry, I cannot go on the back of a motorcycle.

00:39:30.000 And they go, well, I don't understand.

00:39:30.000 I can't.

00:39:32.000 We're offering you a lift.

00:39:33.000 And he goes, okay, bye.

00:39:36.000 They just leave him in the desert to die because he didn't want to be that dude.

00:39:40.000 What's his name?

00:39:43.000 Road Warrior.

00:39:45.000 Back of motorcycle.

00:39:46.000 Who would have that as wallpaper? 0.98

00:39:49.000 I guess a gay? 1.00

00:39:50.000 I don't see gays liking Road Warrior, though. 1.00

00:39:54.000 I'm not saying Nate Ober is gay, but I think he would like this aesthetic.

00:39:57.000 Like, that's what he wears, basically. 1.00

00:39:59.000 No, Mad Max is not goth, dumbass. 0.99

00:40:02.000 What's his name? 0.99

00:40:05.000 It's going to be hard. 0.99

00:40:07.000 I have to look up my own shit sometimes. 0.96

00:40:09.000 Road Warrior, and then we go, Sorry, folks, this isn't very good. 0.98

00:40:19.000 Oh, I gotta say.

00:40:21.000 Vernon Wells.

00:40:22.000 Yeah, Wes.

00:40:24.000 Wes, I think, is the guy in the front.

00:40:30.000 Wes.

00:40:34.000 Wes. 0.80

00:40:35.000 It was kind of cool of them to put a homo in a movie like that. 1.00

00:40:39.000 I've never really seen that before. 0.91

00:40:41.000 Where all of a sudden this bad guy happens to be a queer. 1.00

00:40:48.000 What does he say? 0.70

00:40:52.000 Oh, I guess he's right-wing, too.

00:40:54.000 Wow, we're really off at a tangent here.

00:40:56.000 All right, back to the letters.

00:40:59.000 Scotty.

00:41:01.000 I don't know if you should call yourself Scotty if your name's Scott.

00:41:06.000 We can do Danny.

00:41:07.000 We can do Johnny.

00:41:08.000 Well, we love Johnny.

00:41:10.000 I wanted to name my son Johnny like on his birth certificate, not Jonathan.

00:41:15.000 We used to, in high school, we used to watch all three of these in a row.

00:41:18.000 It would take almost all night.

00:41:20.000 And then we'd wander around the burbs, like at four or five in the morning, with just blankets on.

00:41:26.000 All mad maxed up.

00:41:27.000 I remember this.

00:41:27.000 He pulls the arrow out.

00:41:35.000 God knows it's a hunk.

00:41:40.000 Get the gas in.

00:41:41.000 Get that started up, dude!

00:41:49.000 Oh, Fury's leaving.

00:41:52.000 Or is he?

00:41:54.000 Hmm Nice way Whew! 0.99

00:42:01.000 It's such a good movie.

00:42:04.000 So that's Road Warrior.

00:42:05.000 Beyond Thunderdome's pretty good.

00:42:07.000 The first one is cool to look at because you never thought of post-apocalyptic before.

00:42:11.000 It's a cool concept, but outside of them killing his wife and kid, there's not really a plot.

00:42:17.000 All right, sorry. 0.56

00:42:18.000 Hey, Gav, and chairman/slash president.

00:42:22.000 Oh, sorry.

00:42:22.000 Not slash, comma.

00:42:24.000 Hello, Gav. 0.96

00:42:25.000 And chairman, comma, president, comma, and CEO of the fag zone. 0.95

00:42:31.000 You run the show over there. 0.97

00:42:35.000 I piss myself laughing at this one.

00:42:37.000 At 1354 of How to Raise a Kid Part 1, Gabi fails miserably at a joke about the movie theater, CARES not opening.

00:42:46.000 I thought that I delivered that quite well.

00:42:49.000 Unfortunately, the theater to see the movie Care is also shut down.

00:42:55.000 Nailed it.

00:42:56.000 Okay.

00:42:57.000 It wasn't a bomb that actually put me into...

00:43:02.000 No hope of rocking.

00:43:03.000 Seats are covered in cobwebs.

00:43:04.000 No opening.

00:43:06.000 Was I drunk?

00:43:06.000 Does that make sense?

00:43:09.000 Then the VP of operations at Fag Zone, LLC, chimes in with a joke that Gavin doesn't approve.

00:43:15.000 Camera cuts to 1356 of the silence and rise face.

00:43:15.000 Yes.

00:43:19.000 Gavin's reaction to that was priceless.

00:43:20.000 I never laughed so hard.

00:43:21.000 Thanks, boys.

00:43:22.000 Keep sending it.

00:43:25.000 He's working in clinical psychology.

00:43:27.000 I'm not sure if I believe that as a valid science.

00:43:30.000 Just gonna send it.

00:43:32.000 What's your reaction?

00:43:33.000 Let's replay that.

00:43:34.000 I'm always interested in improving the show.

00:43:36.000 I can't wait.

00:43:37.000 We're gonna have conversations.

00:43:38.000 It's a local movie theater.

00:43:39.000 They're watching game TV.

00:43:41.000 Unfortunately, the theater doesn't make care is also shut down.

00:43:46.000 Excuse me being sad.

00:43:48.000 Okay.

00:43:50.000 And it has no hope of reopening.

00:43:54.000 The seats are covered in cobwebs.

00:43:56.000 No opening.

00:43:57.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:43:58.000 You can't just put words together.

00:44:00.000 No opening.

00:44:01.000 I remember that.

00:44:02.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

00:44:04.000 So we will have the mail back.

00:44:05.000 So he looks a little bit someone like that segment.

00:44:07.000 I think we should make that thing where I pushed your face into my sunburn into like a gif or something.

00:44:12.000 That could be good.

00:44:13.000 You know how to make gifs?

00:44:13.000 Also, you.

00:44:15.000 Yeah, I can make a gif.

00:44:16.000 Also, you just talking about how I have 347 teeth was, that made me the LOL really hard.

00:44:23.000 That's a good clip.

00:44:24.000 Hey, Gab, I'm a Canadian man in my early 20s who believes in classical conservative values, pro-life, to genders, family over career, and fear by the time I'm ready to settle down with a woman, they'll all be brainwashed. 0.94

00:44:35.000 Brainwashed is one word, guys.

00:44:38.000 By the left-wing dogma being taught in universities.

00:44:41.000 Any advice on how to approach future relationships in America's hat?

00:44:45.000 We get this question a lot, and I always say the same thing. 0.99

00:44:49.000 All women, young women today, are fucking brainwashed, especially in Canada, especially in Toronto. 1.00

00:44:59.000 So, if I were you, I would tread lightly, right? 1.00

00:45:02.000 Fuck Trump, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:45:04.000 I'm not very political. 1.00

00:45:06.000 And wait until she says, I love you, and then you bend her over and you fuck her. 1.00

00:45:12.000 But once you get into the zone, then you can start slowly red pilling her and being like, oh, I don't know. 1.00

00:45:18.000 I actually looked that up and turns out there was nine unarmed black men shot by cops last year.

00:45:26.000 Oh, I saw Black Lives Matter is big in England, but There's been barely one unarmed black man killed a year in the past 10 years.

00:45:38.000 I mean, hundreds of black people in Britain have died from falling down the stairs.

00:45:42.000 One a year?

00:45:44.000 I don't know.

00:45:45.000 I'm sure that's up there with spider bites and like pianos. 0.92

00:45:48.000 And then she goes, I think it's more than that.

00:45:50.000 And you go, oh, okay.

00:45:53.000 And then you give her some time.

00:45:54.000 That's what Trump does.

00:45:55.000 He knows something for a fact.

00:45:56.000 Like this shirt has whales on it.

00:45:58.000 And he goes, I don't know.

00:45:59.000 A lot of these shirts, blue, they have little things on it.

00:46:02.000 Could be a whale.

00:46:03.000 It could be anything. 1.00

00:46:05.000 And then people go, what a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:46:07.000 And then it turns out they are whales. 1.00

00:46:09.000 And he goes, oh.

00:46:12.000 So he lures you in.

00:46:13.000 That's what you got to do with the ladies. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Lure them in.

00:46:15.000 I'm telling you that the way Trump gets in our pants is the way you get in her pants.

00:46:20.000 But don't come out of the gate swinging.

00:46:22.000 I can afford to.

00:46:22.000 I got a wife and kids.

00:46:23.000 I'm doing okay for money. 1.00

00:46:25.000 So when I meet new people, I go, they go, fucking Trump. 0.99

00:46:27.000 And I go, you're talking to the biggest Trump supporter possibly in the world. 1.00

00:46:30.000 I got him elected.

00:46:32.000 And then that's out of the way now.

00:46:35.000 But getting laid is more important than that.

00:46:38.000 So it's like getting a squirrel to eat out of your hand.

00:46:47.000 Oh, he's going away.

00:46:49.000 Oh, he's gone.

00:46:52.000 You have hurt me today.

00:46:55.000 Who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?

00:46:58.000 No, oh no.

00:46:59.000 In that, I mean...

00:47:00.000 No, no, that's...

00:47:05.000 I'm Puerto Rican.

00:47:08.000 Good point.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, right.

00:47:09.000 Some fucking Puerto Rican at the pool screamed so loud that I went like that. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Like, Judge! 1.00

00:47:17.000 I won't do it in here.

00:47:18.000 Or the neighbors will knock on the door and get us evicted.

00:47:22.000 But I said, and then I was reminded of, you know the chick from SWAT, the Puerto Rican, who's always like this? 1.00

00:47:29.000 Michelle Rodriguez.

00:47:30.000 Michelle Rodriguez. 0.99

00:47:32.000 And someone asked her, why are Puerto Ricans so fucking loud? 0.99

00:47:36.000 And the answer is, because they live on Project Housing with 10 people in one apartment, and they're constantly yelling over each other because they're cramped up and they become annoying. 0.99

00:47:49.000 And she said, they are screaming to be heard in a world that's just not listening.

00:47:57.000 Oh, that's why Puerto Ricans yell. 1.00

00:48:01.000 I think your theory sucks. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Is she gay? 1.00

00:48:05.000 She's so intense. 0.97

00:48:07.000 Oh, it says she's gone both ways.

00:48:10.000 I mean, all girls have. 0.98

00:48:11.000 She's gay. 1.00

00:48:13.000 Way to show your fucking desktop and one can see your Japani Maporn. 1.00

00:48:17.000 There's not one picture of her where she's not going, I'm tough. 1.00

00:48:22.000 I'm a psycho.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, I'm really scared of Michelle Rodriguez because she was in Fast and Furious. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Oh, there's some smiles.

00:48:32.000 Yeah, that's atypical, though.

00:48:33.000 I guess I'm thinking of the movies.

00:48:35.000 This is the new her now.

00:48:36.000 She's like, oh, I'm kind of haggard.

00:48:38.000 I've been ridden hard and put away wet.

00:48:42.000 She could play AOC, smiles.

00:48:44.000 I guess I'm thinking of the movies, like in SWAT and in Fast and Furious. 1.00

00:48:47.000 Every scene, she's just like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:48:50.000 She's always doing like the look down like this, like the eyes up, head down. 1.00

00:48:57.000 I'm a badass.

00:49:01.000 Hey, guys, this is a video from 2019, so I'm sure you've seen it, but I just fell on my lap yesterday.

00:49:05.000 Had me rolling this Ryan Long guy on YouTube.

00:49:08.000 Oh my God.

00:49:10.000 Dude.

00:49:11.000 Ancient Chinese? 0.54

00:49:12.000 oh, wait, no, this is...

00:49:14.000 It's not new.

00:49:15.000 2019, but at least I hadn't seen it like last week.

00:49:20.000 Yeah, the mayor chick or whatever. 0.97

00:49:21.000 She has like titties, two of them. 1.00

00:49:23.000 And then the other one also has a couple. 0.98

00:49:25.000 Go with the white chick. 1.00

00:49:26.000 Do you go with the white titties? 1.00

00:49:29.000 Why is it that you take the white gazumbas over the black titties? 1.00

00:49:34.000 Her ideology is not breastlight at all. 0.98

00:49:38.000 I actually thought I entered a time warp and went back 100 years because I could not believe somebody was asking this question.

00:49:46.000 What question? 0.96

00:49:47.000 Yeah, you said, who's got the biggest, the nicer titties? 0.94

00:49:50.000 Elizabeth Warren or Kamala Harris. 0.90

00:49:52.000 So continue on.

00:49:53.000 What did you think on the answer to that?

00:49:54.000 Look, look, look.

00:49:55.000 Just pause.

00:49:56.000 She thinks.

00:49:58.000 She thinks this is a gotcha moment. 1.00

00:50:03.000 She thinks he was like, she's so fucking base. 1.00

00:50:07.000 This is so juvenile and simplistic that the fact that Ryan's fucking with that dude is way over her head. 0.99

00:50:14.000 And she honestly thinks there's this Archie Bunker world where guys go, hey, so we're asking questions here. 1.00

00:50:21.000 Like out of all the tits that they have, it's like running for president or whatever, whose tits do you like better? 1.00

00:50:29.000 And then the other guy who actually appears to be that stupid is like, I like Elizabeth Warren's tits because they're like little. 1.00

00:50:35.000 I'm not a huge tit guy. 1.00

00:50:37.000 And usually small tits means a great ass. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Oh shit, we got caught. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Like she's got this smug sort of gotcha. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Nice try.

00:50:46.000 They're actually glad.

00:50:47.000 I've noticed this boomer feminist too. 1.00

00:50:50.000 I don't want to call them Karens because it's racial, but they have this whole like indignation.

00:50:56.000 I remember I met one of my dad's friends, new girlfriends.

00:51:00.000 So she'd be, you know, 55, 60.

00:51:03.000 And I go, yeah, well, you know, when the girls showed up later and we had already been there, and she's like, the girls, we're women. 0.99

00:51:13.000 She's like, God damn it. 0.99

00:51:15.000 What are you in fucking fifth grade? 1.00

00:51:21.000 So they got us. 1.00

00:51:22.000 This is like, remember that woman?

00:51:23.000 Was I with you at Grand Central?

00:51:25.000 Where she started bawling me out? 0.96

00:51:26.000 Yeah.

00:51:27.000 Remember that story, folks, at home? 0.91

00:51:29.000 We were joking about a closeted gay. 1.00

00:51:33.000 He was like, I don't even want to fuck that dude. 1.00

00:51:35.000 He's such a loser. 1.00

00:51:36.000 Like, he's not even hot. 1.00

00:51:37.000 No, I think it was insulting people with gay things. 1.00

00:51:40.000 Like, not necessarily you're gay, but you're like, dude, that fucking guy with the beautiful hair. 1.00

00:51:44.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:51:45.000 You know, that dude with a mile-high cheekbones, total dick. 1.00

00:51:48.000 He's got, like, swimming pool eyes. 0.99

00:51:49.000 You're like, you can dive in there and swim around.

00:51:51.000 Beast-stung lips. 1.00

00:51:51.000 Fucking dick weed loser with the really strong thighs. 1.00

00:51:55.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:51:56.000 And then you took it too far and you said, yeah, I don't even want his cum on me. 0.95

00:52:01.000 And that woman overheard that and she goes, You're, it was exactly like her. 0.92

00:52:06.000 Exactly.

00:52:07.000 I like my term boomer, ball, sorry, boomer, angry woman liberals. 0.98

00:52:12.000 That's not racial.

00:52:13.000 And she went and scolded us and said, That language is deplorable.

00:52:18.000 And you are everything wrong with this country. 1.00

00:52:20.000 And we call, I called her a cunt and I just fucking, because she thought it was a gotcha moment. 1.00

00:52:24.000 I was going to go, oh my God, you heard that? 1.00

00:52:27.000 I'm so sorry that my discourse was not more civilized.

00:52:31.000 They were praying for it at my church once.

00:52:33.000 We pray hand in hand that the refugees will find a home.

00:52:37.000 Ah, no.

00:52:38.000 And we also pray that the political discourse will be elevated.

00:52:41.000 This is back when Trump was winning.

00:52:44.000 And I go, ah, no.

00:52:47.000 Fingers crossed for these prayers.

00:52:48.000 But go back. 1.00

00:52:49.000 I love this shit. 1.00

00:52:50.000 I haven't seen this before. 1.00

00:52:52.000 Pair?

00:52:53.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.000 Discourse.

00:52:54.000 But I'm not going to speak, so you're going to have a very boring.

00:52:57.000 It kind of feels like you are speaking.

00:52:59.000 Okay, but I'm not anymore.

00:53:00.000 Bye.

00:53:00.000 I know that mental illness can come in pairs.

00:53:04.000 A titties or a pair. 0.97

00:53:06.000 I don't know. 0.64

00:53:07.000 What were you saying about a pair?

00:53:08.000 Yeah, like that.

00:53:09.000 You guys are paired together in this absurd.

00:53:14.000 Continue on asking the questions that you're talking about.

00:53:17.000 What are you guys doing your interview about? 0.88

00:53:19.000 Yeah, we're doing our interview about Modi and the war in Kashmir and the end of the world, the climate crisis, but you're concerned about titties. 0.98

00:53:27.000 And you're concerned about them being concerned about titties. 0.98

00:53:27.000 So go. 0.98

00:53:29.000 The war in Kashmir. 1.00

00:53:30.000 What is the war in Kashmir, you stupid cunt? 1.00

00:53:33.000 That is Pakistan encroaching on India after they gave them a Muslim country here. 1.00

00:53:38.000 It's Pakistan. 0.93

00:53:39.000 Pakistan goes, no, I want more of that. 1.00

00:53:42.000 And starts going south, murdering Indians. 1.00

00:53:45.000 You know the bitch who put signs on my lawn, Farah Kathwari? 1.00

00:53:49.000 Her brother died in Kashmir. 1.00

00:53:50.000 He's there.

00:53:51.000 I don't know what kind of Arab Indian Pakis they are. 1.00

00:53:55.000 Pakistanis, sorry, whoops. 1.00

00:53:58.000 But he left Harvard medical school.

00:54:00.000 They're all upper class. 0.81

00:54:01.000 He left Harvard medical school because Allah called him to Kashmir, where he shot and killed Indian soldiers until he got his head blown off.

00:54:09.000 And she's putting signs on my lawn saying, hey, there's no home here.

00:54:14.000 How about jihad has no home in your family? 1.00

00:54:17.000 How about you try that, you stupid bitch? 1.00

00:54:20.000 So they have these silly little pet causes. 1.00

00:54:22.000 Like, can you imagine of all the things, a Pakistani border war that is totally unjustified? 0.94

00:54:30.000 You've got a free country, Islam.

00:54:32.000 And you're like, yeah, I want to go that way.

00:54:35.000 And they have these rich white housewives obsessed with it. 1.00

00:54:38.000 I wonder if Farah is linked to that.

00:54:41.000 Because they're in New York.

00:54:43.000 Or did they just choose that?

00:54:44.000 Remember Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, they chose the dog eating festival that's in some place in China.

00:54:51.000 And you're watching it going, you know that they eat dogs all over Asia, like Korea, everywhere. 0.94

00:54:58.000 Yeah.

00:54:59.000 You chose one festival?

00:55:00.000 The dog eating festival is actually Chinese for Wednesday.

00:55:04.000 I don't know if you knew that.

00:55:06.000 Ever heard of Taiwan?

00:55:07.000 I mean, I can't help you, lady.

00:55:11.000 Go on and answer, you know.

00:55:13.000 Okay, do you prefer latittia or right teddy?

00:55:16.000 Don't answer.

00:55:17.000 I'm an anti-porn activist, as a matter of fact, but you're not going to get an interview from me about the subject.

00:55:22.000 Nothing to do with porn.

00:55:23.000 Right.

00:55:24.000 I'm anti-porn too.

00:55:26.000 But I'm very interested in tit discussions.

00:55:28.000 Tit cussions.

00:55:31.000 What's your favorite anti-porn?

00:55:33.000 Is it people's ants?

00:55:36.000 If a woman is president, the days that they're on their periods, would a vice president have to step up? 1.00

00:55:36.000 One last question. 1.00

00:55:43.000 Your mother would be very ashamed that you're doing this kind of work.

00:55:46.000 I bet his mom's funny.

00:55:48.000 Who do you work for?

00:55:49.000 Vice.com.

00:55:49.000 Are you familiar with Vice.com?

00:55:51.000 We are familiar with Vice.

00:55:52.000 This is something that Vice is doing. 0.99

00:55:53.000 Shame on you.

00:55:54.000 Not the Vice Peace, yeah.

00:55:55.000 I'm like shocked.

00:55:56.000 You can see I'm speechless here because they do some pretty good political stuff.

00:55:59.000 It can't be Vice.

00:56:01.000 Not your precious Vice.

00:56:05.000 Did he really work for Vice?

00:56:07.000 That's bad news.

00:56:08.000 He made that.

00:56:08.000 I don't think so.

00:56:09.000 He made some Vice videos or like Vice parody videos.

00:56:12.000 Like, I work for Vice, Bola.

00:56:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:16.000 Oh, he was fired from Vice magazine?

00:56:19.000 Oh.

00:56:20.000 This is getting juicy.

00:56:21.000 That's weird.

00:56:22.000 That guy worked for the company you started.

00:56:25.000 I think this is a joke, though.

00:56:26.000 He's hilarious.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:28.000 Oh, it's a joke.

00:56:28.000 Okay.

00:56:29.000 Monday morning, I woke up to the news.

00:56:31.000 Oh, I remember this video.

00:56:32.000 Yeah.

00:56:32.000 Yeah, yeah, we watched it.

00:56:33.000 Yes, this was like the first one, I think.

00:56:37.000 We got hip here.

00:56:38.000 No, no, no, no, don't hang up, don't hang up.

00:56:39.000 I have another one, too.

00:56:40.000 The trading floor needs to accept that pedophilia is not a choice.

00:56:42.000 You know, we had 2,000 people writing articles like this, and now it's down to 1,750 tops.

00:56:48.000 Yes, Ryan Long is good.

00:56:50.000 I bet, but the second he appears on this show, even though we're basically the same dude, his career would be over, and so would his mother's career, and so would his friend's neighbor and the milkman.

00:57:05.000 Is the store available?

00:57:06.000 Keep saying it isn't.

00:57:07.000 He talked to Roger Stone.

00:57:08.000 What?

00:57:09.000 He talked to Roger Stone.

00:57:09.000 Sorry to cut you off.

00:57:11.000 Ryan Long did?

00:57:12.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 He does like a podcast, I guess.

00:57:14.000 Whoa.

00:57:15.000 Intriguing.

00:57:16.000 Being deplatformed.

00:57:17.000 Hey, Ryan, have me on and you can really get into what it's like to be deplatformed because you will be the next day.

00:57:23.000 You want the boss level?

00:57:25.000 I saw a good cartoon from that dude, Stonewall.

00:57:29.000 Is that his name?

00:57:30.000 And it had a cancel culture, and it had a guy crawling over a fence, and they're all grabbing at his feet.

00:57:36.000 And then after he gets over the fence, someone's handing him a crown and it says king culture.

00:57:40.000 Nice.

00:57:42.000 No, what's his name again?

00:57:44.000 Stonewall.

00:57:44.000 Nothing came up with Stonewall.

00:57:48.000 Sorry, folks, this is not good.

00:57:51.000 Stone.

00:57:52.000 Stone toss?

00:57:53.000 Maybe it's stone toss?

00:57:57.000 Stone toss?

00:57:59.000 Stone toss of political cards.

00:58:01.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.000 Go down a bit.

00:58:07.000 These are all high quality.

00:58:09.000 Maybe I'm...

00:58:15.000 I can search for it while you read on if you'd like.

00:58:18.000 Yeah, we're going way back.

00:58:20.000 Thank you.

00:58:27.000 No, it was more recent than that.

00:58:29.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:58:30.000 That was bad TV.

00:58:33.000 Sean, response to capitulation versus strength.

00:58:36.000 By the way, just a little side note here.

00:58:40.000 On social media, if you are there anonymously, that's fine.

00:58:44.000 I get it. 0.99

00:58:44.000 You don't have the balls to get fired. 0.99

00:58:46.000 Hey, my balls have a ceiling too. 0.99

00:58:48.000 People say to me, if you're so patriotic, you love this country so much, why don't you go fight for it in Afghanistan? 0.97

00:58:54.000 Because I'm not brave enough.

00:58:55.000 That's why.

00:58:59.000 Wait, what day is it today?

00:59:01.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 You're not brave enough to risk getting fired.

00:59:06.000 No one's going to.

00:59:06.000 I don't have a problem with that.

00:59:08.000 You could be gay, suck a million dicks. 1.00

00:59:10.000 I don't care. 1.00

00:59:11.000 But you're not allowed to go on social media and then call other people pussies, especially when that person's real name is up. 1.00

00:59:20.000 So if you have a picture and your name is Stone King, I just made that up, and you think you can call someone who has their real face and their real name a pussy or they're cucking for shekels or some fucking other thing, you look so fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:59:38.000 You know what you remind me of? 1.00

00:59:39.000 When I was about nine, we had a tree in our yard at 38 Stinson Avenue in Nepean, Ontario.

00:59:46.000 And I would climb this big tree and I'd be in the tree and people would be walking by and I was really high up, like three floors of a building. 0.99

00:59:54.000 And I would go, hey, asshole. 1.00

00:59:57.000 And inevitably they would go. 1.00

01:00:01.000 And I think Canada is fundamentally Scottish, so they don't let it go.

01:00:05.000 It's like, who's there?

01:00:07.000 And then he'd eventually give up and walk away.

01:00:09.000 And there'd be some other, some woman like pushing her cart, her stroller. 1.00

01:00:13.000 And I'd go, you're a bitch. 1.00

01:00:19.000 It would really last. 1.00

01:00:19.000 And I was up so far, I was totally opaque. 1.00

01:00:22.000 Like, if you looked up, there's no way in hell you'd see me.

01:00:25.000 There was layers and layers of leaves and branches below me. 0.99

01:00:29.000 Nice unicycle, shithead. 0.99

01:00:33.000 And then he's like. 1.00

01:00:35.000 Unicycling around. 0.99

01:00:37.000 Who the fuck's on that? 0.99

01:00:42.000 Sean, response to capitulation versus strength. 0.99

01:00:45.000 On the show, you have been increasingly mentioning the response to capitulation from self-proclaimed victim groups. 0.98

01:00:51.000 Perfect example is CNN, who does nothing but kiss Antifa ass and deny the riots exist. 0.95

01:00:57.000 What happens when the riots get to the CNN building in Atlanta? 0.99

01:01:00.000 Totaled.

01:01:02.000 What happens to the mayor of Seattle and the mayor of Portland when they go, we're actually Antifa too.

01:01:07.000 And they go, are you going to defund the police and help us burn the city to the ground?

01:01:11.000 No, I think I'd get in trouble for that. 1.00

01:01:13.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:01:14.000 You're dead. 1.00

01:01:15.000 You're dead to us. 1.00

01:01:16.000 And you're actually, we're going to kill you. 1.00

01:01:19.000 BLM, Palestinians, et cetera. 0.99

01:01:20.000 And how these groups only respond positively to strength and grow stronger through capitulation.

01:01:25.000 Here's a video I thought you might find interesting.

01:01:28.000 I under if you do not broadcast it on the show due to who is providing the content.

01:01:33.000 It also provides some great insight into a lot of Western nations' fumbling failures regarding foreign policy.

01:01:40.000 Yours queerly, Sean.

01:01:42.000 And this is from a close French nationalist group.

01:01:46.000 Wait a minute. 0.90

01:01:47.000 Is this like that super white power guy who killed people? 0.99

01:01:51.000 Isn't this the guy who ate his rival's brains? 0.99

01:01:57.000 What? 0.91

01:01:58.000 Yeah, the Norwegian death metal guy.

01:02:02.000 Yeah.

01:02:04.000 He fatally stabbed mayhem guitarist Euronymous during an altercation at the latter's apartment and was arrested shortly after.

01:02:11.000 He's convicted of first-degree murder, church arson, and possession of explosives.

01:02:16.000 He was sentenced to 21 years in prison.

01:02:19.000 He said it was self-defense.

01:02:21.000 During his incarceration, he launched the Norwegian Heathen Front.

01:02:26.000 He's endorsed neo-Nazi views.

01:02:30.000 But didn't he eat someone's brains?

01:02:32.000 Do you know about this?

01:02:33.000 You don't know about anything.

01:02:34.000 Why am I asking that? 0.97

01:02:35.000 Death metal skull necklace. 0.98

01:02:44.000 Northern Death Metal ate his brains, I'll say.

01:02:47.000 They're so intense up there about the purity of death metal that they killed a guy for wearing a white sweater.

01:03:03.000 Mayhem band.

01:03:05.000 They're from Oslo, Norway.

01:03:08.000 Early years.

01:03:08.000 I mean, just like a brains.

01:03:10.000 His name is Vikram.

01:03:11.000 Here we go.

01:03:12.000 Euronymist used dead suicide to foster Mayhem's evil image.

01:03:15.000 That's the guy that was killed by the dude we just saw.

01:03:17.000 So the guitarist, your, youronimus was murdered by the guy we're about to watch, but youronimus, the victim, uh, uses dead.

01:03:31.000 And Dead had killed himself because black metal had become trendy and commercialized.

01:03:35.000 In time, rumors spread that Euronis had made a stew with bits of Dead's brain and had made necklaces with bits of his skull.

01:03:44.000 The band later denied the rumor, but confirmed denied the former was true, but confirmed the latter was true.

01:03:50.000 So Euronymus, that guy, made a necklace using fragments of Dead skull.

01:03:56.000 Dead's skull.

01:03:57.000 Now, Dead is another guy in the band.

01:03:59.000 I don't know what he did.

01:04:01.000 He was a singer.

01:04:02.000 So the singer killed himself because Norwegian death metal was becoming too commercial.

01:04:09.000 Euronymus, the guitarist, used parts of his skull.

01:04:11.000 I don't know how he got access to his skull.

01:04:13.000 Oh, he probably blew his brains out and there were skull fragments.

01:04:16.000 So he took that, made a necklace out of it.

01:04:18.000 Later, the guy we're about to watch killed the necklace-owning guitarist.

01:04:24.000 Normal stuff.

01:04:27.000 Moreover, Euronymus claimed to have given these necklaces to musicians he deemed worthy, which was confirmed by several members of the scene, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:33.000 All right, so let's hear this guy.

01:04:34.000 I guess he's out of jail now.

01:04:36.000 Today that a Corsican nationalist group has said in public that if in response to these terror attacks on the continent, they said that if one of these Muslim groups should by any chance attack one from their people, these Corsicans, this nationalist group, is going to Respond with force with weapons.

01:05:06.000 And this reminds me of something.

01:05:08.000 Do you remember about this guy? 0.88

01:05:10.000 He was so pure and racist that he didn't like guitars because blacks play guitars. 0.78

01:05:15.000 So they would only use keyboards. 0.92

01:05:17.000 So it's hard to do metal without guitars.

01:05:19.000 So he was playing like classical Norwegian music on like an umfenschlappen in order to remain truly white. 0.99

01:05:29.000 First of all, it reminds me of the prison. 1.00

01:05:33.000 Because when I was in prison and we had Muslims in our block, if you treated them well, they would treat you like shit. 1.00

01:05:49.000 So after a while, all the Norwegians understood that the only way to be treated well by these guys was to treat them like shit. 1.00

01:06:05.000 You had to never, ever let them come ahead of you in line. 1.00

01:06:11.000 You had to push them, physically just push them out of the way if you walked past them. 1.00

01:06:17.000 And you had to behave like a complete asshole because that was the only thing they respected. 1.00

01:06:24.000 They respected force or the threat of force. 1.00

01:06:28.000 I think he's right.

01:06:29.000 Nothing else.

01:06:30.000 If you were kind to them, they would be scared he's going to start saying rage.

01:06:36.000 Yeah, it might be a Muslim thing. 0.57

01:06:40.000 Because Palestine, when Israel gives up some territory, they see it as a victory and attack more. 0.92

01:06:47.000 They don't say thanks.

01:06:49.000 They're not interested in a deal.

01:06:50.000 And I honestly believe they respect that wall.

01:06:53.000 The wall that Israel recently built to protect Israel No, to protect Israel, sorry. 0.51

01:07:02.000 But is it in Tel Aviv?

01:07:03.000 I don't remember.

01:07:04.000 Bethlehem, around that scene. 0.99

01:07:08.000 That wall is very effective, and it's a giant fuck you to the Palestinians. 1.00

01:07:12.000 And I think they go, cool. 1.00

01:07:13.000 Wow, you really got some balls. 0.95

01:07:15.000 You know, the guide in Israel explained it to me thusly, and I'm not saying this is right or wrong, but it sounds pretty good. 0.99

01:07:22.000 He said, the thing about us Jews is we breed with intellect.

01:07:26.000 So traditionally, you want to get the most educated rabbi who understands the Torah the best and hook him up with the most successful businessman's daughter because they tend to be the hottest, I guess?

01:07:37.000 I don't know.

01:07:38.000 And so you end up with these kids that are more and more and more intellectual, whereas strength and ferocity and brutishness is not really in the DNA.

01:07:47.000 It sort of gets spread out.

01:07:49.000 Conversely, the Arab... 0.95

01:07:53.000 That wall.

01:07:55.000 Only 5% of it is that big cement you see Banksy bitching, but most of it is just a smart fence with sensors that tell you when someone's trying to get over. 1.00

01:08:03.000 Anyway, which is what we should have. 1.00

01:08:06.000 But, oh, Gavin, you fucking dumbass. 1.00

01:08:11.000 You distracted me with the wall. 1.00

01:08:12.000 What was I talking about?

01:08:14.000 You don't know.

01:08:15.000 You weren't listening.

01:08:16.000 Palestine.

01:08:18.000 You weren't listening.

01:08:18.000 When you went over there, you were talking to the guy.

01:08:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:21.000 And he said, we breed out our brutishness.

01:08:23.000 He said, conversely, Arabs, intellectuals, you can read the Quran. 1.00

01:08:29.000 I don't really give a shit. 0.99

01:08:31.000 But the strongest and the toughest and the most brutish tends to have the most status, at least in Palestinian Arab culture. 1.00

01:08:38.000 So you end up with tougher and tougher and tougher and less and less and less intelligent people.

01:08:43.000 So you have this brute and this soft intellectual going head to head.

01:08:48.000 What's the best tool here?

01:08:50.000 If you're the, which is one is the brute?

01:08:52.000 If you're the brute, what's the best tool this brute can use against this intellectual?

01:08:57.000 Terrorism. 0.75

01:08:58.000 It's perfect.

01:08:59.000 You just go and throw some rocks as they are wont to do.

01:09:04.000 And the intellectual doesn't go, ow, the intellectual goes, wow, what are they doing?

01:09:09.000 Why do they do this?

01:09:10.000 We need to think about it.

01:09:11.000 Maybe have a treaty and discuss.

01:09:13.000 Maybe that was another attack.

01:09:15.000 And they just get caught up in it.

01:09:16.000 And all the brute has to do is go, rh. 0.98

01:09:19.000 And the intellectuals go, what?

01:09:20.000 With the ruh?

01:09:21.000 What do you think that means?

01:09:23.000 Like that national review dinner I went to when I said, why are we talking about ISIS like they have some sort of grand scheme? 0.80

01:09:30.000 They're inbred animals.

01:09:34.000 What are you going to do?

01:09:35.000 All right, I think we're out of time.

01:09:39.000 How are we doing for time?

01:09:40.000 We're doing bad.

01:09:42.000 We're at 110 about.

01:09:44.000 All right, let's do one more.

01:09:47.000 Although it's going to be hard to tap that.

01:09:52.000 This sounds racist, unfortunately.

01:09:54.000 It's from Terry, and it says, We was Kangs.

01:09:57.000 And that is an insulting colloquialism used to mock black Americans who believe that Egypt's monarchy is proof that they used to have a lot going on.

01:10:09.000 Unfortunately, Egypt's monarchy was pretty white-looking people. 0.96

01:10:15.000 So they were not black. 0.99

01:10:18.000 As a South African, I wish I could say this was retarded shit is surprising, but then again, this is what you get dealing with a culture 2,000 years behind the evolutionary chain. 1.00

01:10:26.000 Wait, that was Australian. 0.99

01:10:29.000 Cheers, G-Dog and Rice Guy, and it has BBC News Africa.

01:10:33.000 Killing of five bald men in Mozambique is linked to a new superstitious belief that bald men have gold in their head.

01:10:40.000 Invested rogue in Africa. 1.00

01:10:44.000 Fuck, do not be bald in Africa. 1.00

01:10:46.000 All right, that's when the hair goes away, then the gold comes? 1.00

01:10:50.000 Remember when I've talked about this before, but on the Daily Show when they got Trevor Noah?

01:10:54.000 And he's going to make it international in South Africa.

01:10:59.000 And I'm not just going to make fun of Trump in America.

01:11:02.000 I'm going to make fun of my leaders in Mozambique.

01:11:06.000 And so he started joking about how, oh, so they killed another albino because his blood is magic.

01:11:11.000 And then Americans went, ugh, I don't like this. 1.00

01:11:14.000 I didn't know they were that retarded. 1.00

01:11:17.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:11:18.000 They also fuck babies to prevent AIDS because they believe that AIDS is cured by fucking a virgin. 1.00

01:11:24.000 And you're really only sure that it's a virgin when it's a baby. 1.00

01:11:28.000 So in South Africa, baby raping, raping, baby fucking is kind of given it's a rape, a major thing. 1.00

01:11:36.000 they murder albinos and they think there's gold in bald men's heads. 1.00

01:11:38.000 And I bet a higher up at Comedy Central went, Yeah, let's leave Africa out of the jokes. 1.00

01:11:45.000 Busting their balls is a little too fish in a barrel. 1.00

01:11:52.000 What a mess. 1.00

01:11:54.000 No, I'm an egalitarian. 0.98

01:11:55.000 We bust balls equally on this show. 1.00

01:11:57.000 If you're stupid enough to think that bald men have gold in their head, then we're going to make fun of you. 1.00

01:12:03.000 And we don't care what the ramifications are. 1.00

01:12:06.000 There is no truth knowing that I fear or would wish unknown to the world.

01:12:12.000 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that said that.

01:12:15.000 So when you're out there, don't be anonymous.

01:12:19.000 Be yourself.

01:12:21.000 Don't worry about getting in trouble.

01:12:23.000 Get fired.

01:12:24.000 Get in trouble.

01:12:25.000 Be brave.

01:12:26.000 And never stop fighting.

01:12:28.000 Don't end up.

01:12:33.000 I was only a tank, but I felt it's not clear.

01:12:37.000 Like it was all for real.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 03, 2020

S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE [2020-08-03 - S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE]

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