Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #6

00:00:46.000 It was Operation Ivy.

00:00:48.000 Whoa, it's just another crowd.

00:00:50.000 We need a gathering instead.

00:00:53.000 I agree with them.

00:00:54.000 Small shows are way more fun.

00:00:56.000 That's why, when I go back in time, I'm not going to kill Hitler. 0.65

00:01:00.000 I don't want to kill a baby. 1.00

00:01:01.000 Are you nuts? 1.00

00:01:02.000 I'm pro-life. 0.92

00:01:04.000 But I will check out all these bands on their first shows.

00:01:08.000 I'll check out the Ramones in 76 when they played London.

00:01:11.000 I'll check out the Sex Pistols' first show at the 100 Club.

00:01:14.000 And I'll check out Operation Ivy on Gilman Street.

00:01:20.000 Can you flick my monitor thing towards me?

00:01:23.000 That guy hates me now, though.

00:01:25.000 I saw on Twitter the singer, Jesse something.

00:01:29.000 He was saying mean things about me.

00:01:30.000 It's weird when you become this icon of hate because you put on your records and you go, oh, I think I'll listen to Talib Quelli.

00:01:38.000 Oh, he called me a white supremacist.

00:01:40.000 Oh, I think I'll listen to Operation Ivy. 1.00

00:01:42.000 Oh, he said I'm a fucking asshole or something. 1.00

00:01:47.000 Oh, I guess I'll put on Sonic Youth. 1.00

00:01:50.000 Oh, he talks about my big mustache and is glad I got pepper sprayed.

00:01:54.000 Thurston, what's his name?

00:01:55.000 Oh, oh, I know.

00:01:57.000 I'll put on Public Enemy.

00:01:58.000 No, Chuck D just made a video where my head is explodified.

00:02:03.000 Exploded.

00:02:04.000 And I said, he was talking about terror or something and how evil it is and domestic terror.

00:02:09.000 And I said, on Twitter, I'm not allowed to say this anymore.

00:02:12.000 But I said, Chuck D, you made a video where my head explodes and you're talking about intimidating people.

00:02:18.000 And he goes, that wasn't your head.

00:02:20.000 It was a watermelon exploding.

00:02:22.000 Something you probably want me to eat with fried chicken.

00:02:26.000 Ay.

00:02:29.000 Like the race thing.

00:02:30.000 It's just getting so tedious.

00:02:32.000 And it was tedious last night at this nude festival where the chick from Dancing with the Stars wouldn't shut up about racism all night. 1.00

00:02:41.000 No, sorry, wrong side.

00:02:43.000 This, the DNC debates that I was forced to watch.

00:02:48.000 Racity race.

00:02:49.000 At one point, one of them, I hadn't heard of half these people, but one of them goes, we have a white nationalist in the White House.

00:02:57.000 What?

00:02:59.000 What?

00:03:00.000 And then Don Lemon just jumps on board with more. 0.94

00:03:03.000 The way Don Lemon talks is, look, it's unfortunate we have a white supremacist in the White House.

00:03:09.000 What are we going to do about it?

00:03:11.000 Not, are we sure that he's racist?

00:03:13.000 No, no, it's just like, well, he's obviously racist.

00:03:16.000 Anyhow, what should we do?

00:03:19.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:03:20.000 That's Don Lamon.

00:03:23.000 And Marion Williamson, of course, was the star of last night.

00:03:27.000 I think Tulsi Gabbard was the star of this one.

00:03:31.000 There's been two, right?

00:03:34.000 But I have some bad news about her and Antifa that I'm going to disappoint you with shortly.

00:03:39.000 But before we get there, I was just thinking, so I had to watch the debates last night.

00:03:44.000 I don't usually watch these things because they're so tedious.

00:03:46.000 And you get the highlights the next day anyway.

00:03:49.000 But I had to watch it because I was going to talk about it on InfoWars.

00:03:52.000 Now, I was on InfoWars that day in the morning, and they were very good to me.

00:03:58.000 They talked about free speech.tv.

00:03:59.000 I wore a free speech.tv shirt.

00:04:01.000 And if you're listening to the audio of this podcast, please go to free speech.tv right now.

00:04:05.000 We have new content every day, and it's not just this show.

00:04:09.000 There's little movies, little mini docs.

00:04:11.000 Wait till you see the history of punk.

00:04:13.000 I think it's my greatest creation.

00:04:16.000 And it's weird because you did so much of it, Ryan.

00:04:19.000 Thanks.

00:04:20.000 But it's something I'm the most, yeah, I shouldn't say my greatest creation.

00:04:23.000 As far as content goes, it's something I'm the most proud of of the past few years.

00:04:28.000 It's like a new form of documentary.

00:04:29.000 It's really cool.

00:04:30.000 It's a new way of storytelling.

00:04:32.000 So you do your spiel.

00:04:32.000 Yeah, it's cool.

00:04:34.000 You do tons of homework.

00:04:35.000 Don't read a teleprompter.

00:04:36.000 That looks awkward, Tucker.

00:04:39.000 Yeah, a little stab. 0.56

00:04:41.000 I surprised myself with that little bitchy dig. 0.99

00:04:44.000 No, it frustrates me that he reads a teleprompter because he's such a good talker.

00:04:49.000 And I understand if it's your first time, but you could just have bullet points and he could just go off.

00:04:54.000 And I hate seeing people's eyes go like that.

00:04:58.000 But you go off on a huge diatribe about something you know a lot about, right?

00:05:03.000 Right about what you know.

00:05:05.000 And then that's in front of a green screen. 0.99

00:05:07.000 Then you go back and every time you're talking about something, you add, like say I say the bad brains.

00:05:12.000 You add some pictures and some footage of the bad brains and music from them.

00:05:18.000 So now the guy talking is the least dynamic part of the whole thing.

00:05:23.000 I invented a new thing.

00:05:24.000 You're like a maestro.

00:05:25.000 And then people go. 1.00

00:05:27.000 People have talked with videos behind them before, shit for brains. 0.99

00:05:31.000 No, not this way. 0.99

00:05:32.000 Not with a green screen, clean slate, and then gone over and over, take after take, not take after take, but polish after polish, where we keep adding pictures and articles and stuff until it's just like this onslaught.

00:05:45.000 It's like 100 hours of Googling packed into this narration.

00:05:49.000 I mean, we should, when should we, you had a couple edits on that to do still, right?

00:05:54.000 Yeah, no, that should be out ideally this weekend.

00:05:57.000 When should we do it?

00:05:58.000 Should we save them for our vacation and then just release a bunch of free speech presents?

00:06:02.000 I was thinking about that.

00:06:03.000 For days we're gone.

00:06:04.000 For that particular one, because it's like a pretty good special.

00:06:07.000 So it shouldn't sneak under the radar a day that we have a show anyway.

00:06:11.000 Perhaps.

00:06:12.000 So anyway, I did all that InfoWar stuff.

00:06:14.000 They were very gracious.

00:06:15.000 And I think it bought us about 100 new subscribers.

00:06:21.000 But we had to work that whole day and watch the debates.

00:06:24.000 And plus, when you watch the debates the first night, well, you kind of have to watch them the second night.

00:06:28.000 Or people watching this show would go, why'd you talk about one of the two debates?

00:06:31.000 So all in all, it swallowed up probably about 10 hours.

00:06:38.000 And 100 people is what?

00:06:40.000 $1,000, right?

00:06:42.000 Just about.

00:06:43.000 yeah.

00:06:44.000 Just about.

00:06:45.000 It's somewhere around there.

00:06:47.000 I could say a million, and you'd go, wow, we made a million bucks.

00:06:51.000 However, when Anna Kasparian and David Pachman and Sam Seder all started bitching about me offering them money to come on my show, which is a strange gripe to have, all their videos compiled that whole week of banter back and forth talking about how evil I am to invite them to a debate made me a thousand subscribers.

00:07:13.000 That's a hundred grand.

00:07:16.000 So the moral of the story is nothing pays the bills like leftist whining.

00:07:23.000 Doing your own work and getting out there.

00:07:25.000 I think Infowars for the debate, the post-debate coverage, I think they get like 1.3 million viewers.

00:07:32.000 Wow.

00:07:33.000 And I only got $1,000 out of that.

00:07:36.000 And the other funny part is David Pachman got demonetized for saying my name.

00:07:42.000 So he does a video going, Gavin McInnes should be demonetized.

00:07:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:46.000 He shouldn't be allowed to do anything on social media or anywhere.

00:07:51.000 And then they go, you said that guy's name.

00:07:53.000 He's the leader of a hate group.

00:07:55.000 Oh, speaking of which, the DA is now talking about subpoenaing.

00:07:58.000 Well, I got to be careful how I word this.

00:08:00.000 The DA has now contacted free speech.tv and implied they would be interested in possibly getting some of these shows.

00:08:17.000 Is that how you talk about trials when they're going?

00:08:20.000 That doesn't sound fun at all, but yes, I suppose so.

00:08:22.000 It's a strange thing to ask for because you just sign up.

00:08:26.000 That's one of the least profitable things is when your friends are facing 60 years in prison, you get one subscriber.

00:08:32.000 That's no Casparian young Turks. 1.00

00:08:38.000 But that's nerve-wracking.

00:08:39.000 So let's just... 0.95

00:08:47.000 This is so fucking perfect and hilarious. 0.96

00:08:51.000 Google has a party. 0.99

00:08:52.000 This is what Like, I bet if you Google ImageFamily, it's not a white family. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Mind control. 0.91

00:09:06.000 It is mind control. 0.99

00:09:07.000 That lunatic, Jesse Ventura, was right. 0.84

00:09:10.000 They're changing the algorithms to make families colored. 0.94

00:09:14.000 Yes.

00:09:15.000 That's coming from a yellow folk, myself.

00:09:17.000 Okay, so what's the top, what's the first?

00:09:20.000 It's whites.

00:09:21.000 Yeah.

00:09:22.000 And then we get Asians. 1.00

00:09:24.000 And then we get black. 0.92

00:09:27.000 And then what?

00:09:32.000 And we get some of this.

00:09:33.000 They're wonderful. 0.99

00:09:34.000 Anyway, the funny thing about big tech wanting to control the conversation is they're hypocrites. 0.99

00:09:40.000 They're flakes. 0.99

00:09:41.000 You know when you see an unbelievably hideous piece of art in your town near City Hall?

00:09:47.000 There's just like a giant paper clip that has a human face or something.

00:09:52.000 Or a screw that goes into a giant Chuck Taylor that has...

00:10:00.000 You can't help but.

00:10:01.000 Maybe I should make these.

00:10:05.000 Paul Joseph Watson and Jim Gold write about this all the time.

00:10:07.000 These hideous modern art pieces.

00:10:09.000 You know why those are there? 1.00

00:10:10.000 Because these boring cunts who work in, and when I say cunt, I mean male and female, who work for the city, they're just Hollywood for ugly people, right? 1.00

00:10:21.000 And they want to hobnob with the top local artists and have wine and cheesers. 1.00

00:10:28.000 So they have these meetings with them, and these guys make these hideous pieces of shit. 0.99

00:10:34.000 You can't see this if you're just hearing the audio, but we're showing examples of this. 0.98

00:10:38.000 And it's got nothing to do with the art.

00:10:39.000 They don't care about what's there.

00:10:41.000 They just got to meet that famous artist and they got a picture with their wife and they had wine with them.

00:10:46.000 They were hobnobbing.

00:10:47.000 That's really all they care about.

00:10:49.000 And you'll also notice, like, Howard Stern and David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel, they all have really lame, lefty politics now, like woman politics, basically. 0.89

00:10:57.000 They have the politics of uneducated rich women, actresses, basically. 1.00

00:11:01.000 They have Alyssa Milano's politics. 0.99

00:11:03.000 Why is that?

00:11:04.000 Again, hobnobbing.

00:11:06.000 Howard Stern wants Beth, his wife, to be happy.

00:11:10.000 What does Beth like the most?

00:11:12.000 Well, what most rich housewives like the most, to be invited to fancy dinner parties at Jimmy Kimmel's house and other celebrities. 0.92

00:11:21.000 Who's organizing those dinner parties? 0.99

00:11:22.000 Jimmy Kimmel's wife.

00:11:25.000 So if you're the Trump guy, then you're going to make the wife uncomfortable. 0.99

00:11:28.000 You're not going to be invited to the dinner party, and then your wife's going to be pissed off. 1.00

00:11:32.000 So these guys acquiesce and they go, all right, I'm a really smarmy shithead who is worried about plastic and I'm scared of straws and I want to drive a Prius or something. 0.98

00:11:49.000 And they talk about how much they hate Trump and blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.96

00:11:51.000 It's all just about their social life.

00:11:53.000 There's no depth to it whatsoever.

00:11:55.000 It's just about what makes my wife the most easy to deal with. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Oh, a giant butt plug in Paris. 0.84

00:12:07.000 It would be funny if it was used.

00:12:11.000 So Google had a party, and it just sort of, you know how you can personify something?

00:12:16.000 This sort of partifies something.

00:12:17.000 It perfectly sums up these horrible cows.

00:12:22.000 Oh, I didn't include the link, did I?

00:12:24.000 Is that not it?

00:12:25.000 You're about to show a movie, dude.

00:12:25.000 No.

00:12:27.000 Oh.

00:12:28.000 Maybe you should have familiarized yourself with the topics at hand.

00:12:32.000 The link was missing, I suppose.

00:12:33.000 So it's a Google party.

00:12:35.000 Yeah.

00:12:36.000 For the Democrats.

00:12:40.000 Yeah.

00:12:40.000 Oh, actually, I can understand you getting that wrong because I just sort of stuck YouTubing.

00:12:43.000 Just go to Daily Mail.

00:12:45.000 Okay.

00:12:45.000 It's a top story.

00:12:47.000 And so Google wants to hobnob with celebs.

00:12:50.000 They pretend it's about the environment.

00:12:52.000 And they have something like 200 major celebrities.

00:12:56.000 How Google splashed the cash and created an 800-ton carbon footprint, flying hypocritical celebrities to environmental talking shop on 114 private jets to watch cold play and hang out on mega yachts.

00:13:15.000 Thank you for saving the world, Matthew McConaughey and Bono.

00:13:20.000 Thank you so much for sipping champagne on a giant boat and talking about how you're going to get me to stop using paper plates.

00:13:28.000 They sit there on a yacht and talk about you and I not having bags with us when we go to buy groceries.

00:13:35.000 I mean, it's just a bag.

00:13:38.000 It really drives me nuts about the lower class is they just cannot get it together to bring a bag to the groceries. 0.98

00:13:45.000 I mean, I can bring a fucking yacht to the groceries, and they can't bring one little cloth tote. 0.98

00:13:53.000 And then Bono goes, totes, and everyone laughs. 0.98

00:13:57.000 That's a pretty good joke, Bono.

00:13:59.000 Well, they're not going to tell Bono if he has a bad joke.

00:14:01.000 That's true.

00:14:02.000 I would.

00:14:03.000 I wouldn't even tell Bono that his guitarist is bald.

00:14:06.000 I would just say, his head's really cold.

00:14:09.000 That's all.

00:14:10.000 And you go, yes, but I know it's been getting quite common. 1.00

00:14:14.000 Even in July, it'll have that fucking hat on his head. 0.99

00:14:17.000 And I'll say, yeah, he's like Congolese. 1.00

00:14:21.000 He has a very low tolerance of chilliness.

00:14:24.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:14:25.000 I'm starting to think that him and Tempool are actually fucking bald. 0.99

00:14:29.000 Bono, Bono, Bono. 0.99

00:14:32.000 Don't get your creepers in a nut twist.

00:14:35.000 All right.

00:14:36.000 So I actually missed the very end of the debate because I was sick of not making money and I needed some liberals to whine.

00:14:46.000 I thought one liberal makes an angry tweet and I wouldn't have to watch this.

00:14:49.000 What are you doing with the debate?

00:14:50.000 I posted it.

00:14:51.000 Oh, Shiza. 1.00

00:14:52.000 Well, it's a sneak peek for those who like to see in color.

00:14:55.000 Well, this isn't how this show goes.

00:14:57.000 I like my shirt better.

00:14:58.000 This is BNW.

00:14:59.000 In this color.

00:15:00.000 Yeah, we make this black and white so you can differentiate between GeoML Live, which is now a different show, than Get Off My Lawn.

00:15:07.000 We're still ironing up the kinks. 0.92

00:15:08.000 We're still figuring it out.

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:10.000 Figuring it out.

00:15:11.000 I don't know what we're going to do in August for vacation time, but I will not deny ye endless content.

00:15:17.000 That's what we signed up for.

00:15:19.000 You can't open a restaurant and then three months in, it's closed for five days.

00:15:23.000 That's actually one of the problems with my restaurant in the East Village, the Cardinal.

00:15:27.000 We'd have times we weren't open.

00:15:29.000 We were not reliable.

00:15:31.000 Not to mention everyone was getting wasted.

00:15:34.000 And the city of New York is a nightmare to run a restaurant in.

00:15:38.000 Constant fines, including dented cans.

00:15:43.000 The inspectors were always from Guyana, and I'd sit there with the chef slash manager, Curtis Brown, who ran the place, and we'd both stare at the guy and go, do you like ruining people's lives?

00:15:55.000 You're worse than someone who gives out parking tickets.

00:15:58.000 People can afford parking tickets.

00:15:59.000 You shut places down.

00:16:00.000 He's like, what am I supposed to do?

00:16:02.000 You don't want me to have a roof over my head?

00:16:05.000 You don't want me to have a job?

00:16:07.000 And we go, but you're giving us a fine, which could cost us a whole letter on the front window, which ends up costing you thousands.

00:16:13.000 If you go from an A to a B to a C. Because of a dented can.

00:16:17.000 Dented cans were a serious issue in about 1872 when cans were made of tin and the tin would flake and you could get...

00:16:29.000 No, no, that's not problem.

00:16:30.000 What's it called?

00:16:30.000 Tinnitis is the easiest.

00:16:31.000 Tetanus.

00:16:32.000 Tetanus.

00:16:33.000 That's what the guy who, the Roebling who built the Brooklyn Bridge, that's what he died of.

00:16:38.000 You know how he died?

00:16:39.000 How? 1.00

00:16:40.000 Of stupidity. 1.00

00:16:42.000 One of the smartest people in the world. 1.00

00:16:43.000 So he got an infection.

00:16:45.000 He had tetanus. 0.97

00:16:47.000 And he believed in this bullshit water treatment stuff where you run your wound through water again and again and always keep it wet and always have water circulating around it. 0.99

00:17:00.000 It's called like water health therapy or some shit. 0.99

00:17:03.000 So the infection is like, thanks for the cold shower, dude, and promptly killed him. 0.99

00:17:08.000 This is also common in the punk community because they think they're above medicine.

00:17:13.000 We had Ari up from the slits who reckoned herself a Rastafarian and didn't get breast cancer treatment until it was too late and she changed her mind. 1.00

00:17:22.000 Same with polystyrene of X-ray specs, exact same story.

00:17:25.000 Hota ni culprit medicine.

00:17:27.000 And of course we have Bob Marley who refused to amputate his toe when he had cancer and then it metastasized and killed him.

00:17:35.000 He could have had nine toes and still be around today, but no Rastafari blood clot.

00:17:42.000 I cannot separate Iself from Iman.

00:17:47.000 Yeah, that's totally not what I'm trying to do. 0.99

00:17:50.000 As Jim Goad said, highly salassy, highly retarded. 1.00

00:17:55.000 That's pretty good. 0.98

00:17:56.000 This is John Roebling, father of the Brooklyn Bridge.

00:18:00.000 Kind of the father of the steel bridge.

00:18:02.000 Kind of the father of the whole idea of steel cables that are actually made up of tons of little cables entwined together.

00:18:10.000 He's kind of the inventor of the bridge as we know it.

00:18:14.000 It's the bridge as we know it.

00:18:22.000 One of the reasons I missed the very end of the debate, just the last five minutes, is because I'd had enough.

00:18:27.000 And I had about 20 zingers for each candidate.

00:18:30.000 So I missed the very end.

00:18:32.000 But before I show you what I missed, and I missed a huge, I missed Joe Biden basically losing the presidency.

00:18:38.000 But I missed it because I put on this movie.

00:18:40.000 You know these movies Sylvester Stallone does where he escapes from prison?

00:18:44.000 Yes.

00:18:44.000 They're super good.

00:18:47.000 Escape Plan, this series is called.

00:18:50.000 And I saw Escape Plan 3 came up.

00:18:52.000 And Escape Plan 2 is awesome.

00:18:54.000 What he does is he gets hired by prisons to go in there and break out so they can see what their flaws are.

00:19:02.000 This prison was on a boat.

00:19:05.000 And they didn't even know they were on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

00:19:08.000 And they actually didn't tell Sly what was really going on.

00:19:12.000 And it is that they're just going to keep him there forever as an ad to other countries where they go, hey, our super jail is so good.

00:19:19.000 You know that guy who breaks out of prison?

00:19:21.000 He's been there for 30 years.

00:19:22.000 Wow.

00:19:23.000 So that was Escape Plan 2.

00:19:24.000 I won't ruin it for you.

00:19:25.000 So Escape Plan 3 will probably be at worst 10% worse.

00:19:29.000 It is 376% worse than Escape Plan 2.

00:19:34.000 He clearly got some money from China to have their top pop stars and add a bunch of Chinese in there. 0.96

00:19:39.000 So when the Chinese watch it, it's a Chinese movie with a bunch of English people and Chinese subtitles.

00:19:45.000 And Chinese people, Chinese culture is super corny when it comes to Hollywood. 1.00

00:19:52.000 The overacting is fucking insane. 0.99

00:19:54.000 It's just a totally different culture. 0.99

00:19:56.000 So when you put those two movies together, like when they're alone, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you just go, okay, I'm watching a human puppet show.

00:20:02.000 I can get into it.

00:20:03.000 But when you have Sylvester Stallone, who's playing the same guy he's always played, so he's fine, and a bunch of other tough guys, sure.

00:20:09.000 Yo, we got to get out of there.

00:20:10.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:20:11.000 You're a tough guy.

00:20:11.000 I'm very familiar with the genre.

00:20:13.000 It goes back to on the waterfront.

00:20:15.000 Got it.

00:20:16.000 But then they have like Li Han Su staring at his, like he meets the girl he loves.

00:20:28.000 It's so cornball.

00:20:30.000 I bet they don't include much in the trailer, but let's just check out this is why I missed Joe Biden's gaffe.

00:20:35.000 You know, Abigail, I was thinking about what you were saying about us moving in together.

00:20:39.000 I think it's a pretty good idea.

00:20:41.000 Just pause.

00:20:42.000 I love you, right?

00:20:43.000 Guess who dies?

00:20:46.000 Hey, Abigail, I love you, and I'm looking forward to a bright future.

00:20:50.000 And you mean a lot to me.

00:20:52.000 And if the bad guy were to kill you, of course, it would devastate me because I began the movie by talking about us spending time together and we're madly in love.

00:21:00.000 I love you so much.

00:21:01.000 And there's nothing that any Chinaman could do to ruin it.

00:21:05.000 If you were to get kidnapped by people who are in the prison industry, I would be very disappointed.

00:21:10.000 I'd probably lose it with rage and get shot at the end. 0.98

00:21:13.000 You're probably wishing that the writers of Taken had made this, but unfortunately, you're dead. 0.99

00:21:19.000 I love you too. 0.99

00:21:21.000 What a monster. 0.97

00:21:22.000 Listen up.

00:21:23.000 Just pause.

00:21:24.000 Why do we have to see the logos of production companies before every movie?

00:21:29.000 Am I making Hollywood movies?

00:21:31.000 And I'm shopping around for production companies? 0.99

00:21:34.000 Why do you get to stuff your logo up my ass when I'm trying to get lost in the movie? 0.99

00:21:39.000 And they'll often do it twice. 1.00

00:21:41.000 So they'll go, Loomis, Disney, shithead. 0.99

00:21:45.000 And then you go, okay, congratulations. 0.99

00:21:48.000 You have some little logos your team worked on.

00:21:50.000 Wow, it's a golden lion.

00:21:52.000 Logos.

00:21:53.000 And then, and then they'll go, why did you just do Owen Benjamin?

00:21:57.000 Because he says logos.

00:21:58.000 That's his thing.

00:21:59.000 What do you mean?

00:22:00.000 Logos is like things that have like godliness in them.

00:22:03.000 Dude, it's all logos.

00:22:06.000 And this is not a shot at him.

00:22:07.000 Like, I watch his.

00:22:09.000 I think we've lost him as a friend.

00:22:10.000 No, dude.

00:22:11.000 Yeah.

00:22:12.000 I like him.

00:22:13.000 Me just joking around.

00:22:14.000 That's the weirdest loss of a friend I had since Tony Barber of the BuzzCon.

00:22:18.000 You're Chinaman's. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Do you know how I lost him as a friend?

00:22:21.000 We were dogs.

00:22:23.000 Yeah.

00:22:23.000 I said, I'd love to have you over, but you can't bring your rescue pit bulls.

00:22:27.000 He's like, well, Don, fuck you. 1.00

00:22:29.000 Now you lost this friend to a dog eater. 1.00

00:22:31.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:32.000 You can come.

00:22:33.000 I will jeopardize my six-year-old. 1.00

00:22:34.000 What are you, a fucking Mexican god, an Aztec god? 1.00

00:22:39.000 I hereby sacrifice my child to our friendship. 1.00

00:22:42.000 Go ahead, eat Johnny Buffalo.

00:22:46.000 Maybe, like, he won't, I can't get him to talk about it.

00:22:48.000 Maybe he means he's shocked that I would even assume that he would bring his dogs, but they're not even nice pit bulls.

00:22:54.000 They're rescue pits.

00:22:55.000 You know what rescue pits are in Flatbush where he lives?

00:22:59.000 They are from drug dealers who had them to protect their stash or maybe just to fight.

00:23:04.000 So they're the worst pit bulls, likely north of the Mason-Dixon line.

00:23:08.000 There's probably a lot more dog fighting in the south.

00:23:10.000 But as far as the northeast goes, he's got the worst pit bulls there are. 1.00

00:23:14.000 And my fucking kid is right at pit bull level. 1.00

00:23:17.000 That's a no. 1.00

00:23:17.000 No. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Bye, friendship.

00:23:19.000 Peace.

00:23:20.000 Anyway, it's sad we lost Owen.

00:23:22.000 But so they show you your logos.

00:23:22.000 I don't think we did.

00:23:25.000 And then after the logos, we go start the movie.

00:23:28.000 Finally, you can stop bragging that you made a movie and ruining it for everyone else.

00:23:28.000 Okay, good.

00:23:32.000 Then they'll go, a Limus production. 1.00

00:23:35.000 And it's the same shit you just saw, but written out. 0.99

00:23:38.000 You go, I know it's a Limus production. 1.00

00:23:40.000 You just showed me your big golden Limus. 1.00

00:23:44.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:23:45.000 Hey there. 1.00

00:23:46.000 Sorry it took a little longer.

00:23:46.000 I'm here.

00:23:48.000 We're going to have a great life together.

00:23:49.000 What's the hey, girlfriend?

00:23:52.000 Love and trust.

00:23:53.000 Love and trust.

00:23:55.000 You just.

00:23:56.000 So happy.

00:23:57.000 Hey just pause.

00:23:58.000 Guess where she is now? 0.90

00:24:00.000 Wait, is that Margo Robbie?

00:24:02.000 No, right?

00:24:03.000 No.

00:24:03.000 Okay.

00:24:04.000 So they were in whatever, New York City.

00:24:06.000 She's kidnapped.

00:24:07.000 She's in Belarus. 1.00

00:24:09.000 How'd you get to fucking Belarus? 0.99

00:24:12.000 What is that? 1.00

00:24:12.000 Like a 12-hour plane ride? 1.00

00:24:14.000 And how'd you work that out with the, what are they called?

00:24:16.000 The TSA or whatever?

00:24:19.000 Just a random plane?

00:24:20.000 What is this?

00:24:21.000 Mad Max?

00:24:22.000 You can just fly a plane somewhere and land and there's no record of it?

00:24:26.000 This happens a few times.

00:24:27.000 They keep kidnapping people and taking them to this dead jail in Belarus. 0.77

00:24:31.000 And by the way, the jail in Belarus is where all the world's leaders secretly send their worst, worst criminals. 0.93

00:24:40.000 So like serial rapists, Bin Laden, whatever.

00:24:42.000 They go to this one Super Max jail. 1.00

00:24:44.000 And you go, wait a minute, if this jail is illegal and corrupt, why wouldn't that company just go, country, sorry, just go, shoot the guy? 0.97

00:24:53.000 I'm not going to pay to have him flow into Eastern Europe. 0.98

00:24:56.000 Belarus.

00:24:57.000 And the way they know it's Belarus is because when the bad guy leaves a message, there's a poster of him behind of the patron saint of prisoners or something.

00:25:06.000 And the wrestler dude from Guardians of the Galaxy sees it and goes, I think I know where that is.

00:25:11.000 And it's not a nice place.

00:25:12.000 What?

00:25:13.000 You know every prison in the world?

00:25:15.000 And you can identify every prison in the world from a poster in the background.

00:25:19.000 I'd like to just do a whole slideshow with him.

00:25:22.000 And he's like, that's in New Jersey.

00:25:23.000 Sing Sing. 0.97

00:25:24.000 That's Rikers.

00:25:26.000 That actually is Alcatraz.

00:25:27.000 It's defunct now, but I recognize it.

00:25:31.000 Oh, that's in Cambodia.

00:25:32.000 That's actually not a bad prison for Southeast Asia. 0.98

00:25:35.000 You'd be surprised.

00:25:36.000 You show him like Johnny Cash playing the prison.

00:25:38.000 He's like, no idea.

00:25:40.000 I have no idea what that is.

00:25:42.000 It's the patron saint of prisoners.

00:25:45.000 That would be a cool tattoo.

00:25:47.000 That guy, I don't know.

00:25:48.000 He looks too modern.

00:25:50.000 What's modern?

00:25:51.000 The modern man.

00:25:52.000 Secret, secret.

00:25:53.000 He's wearing, oh, look at that.

00:25:54.000 He's wearing half of a prisoner's uniform.

00:25:56.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:25:57.000 You know how vain and gay and fashiony I am. 0.94

00:26:02.000 I caught myself just now thinking, that'd be kind of cool if I had to go to prison because I could get that tat. 0.94

00:26:08.000 And then people would be like, what's that on your arm? 0.98

00:26:10.000 I go, oh, fuck, it's this, the patron saint of prisoners from when I was in Rikers for three hours. 1.00

00:26:17.000 What a gay thought to have. 1.00

00:26:19.000 You got real Canadian right there. 0.99

00:26:20.000 That's like when you think things like, it'd be cool if my parents died and I was like the dead parents guy.

00:26:28.000 Yeah, I can't talk about it.

00:26:29.000 I don't have a mom or dad.

00:26:30.000 That gets a little less intense as you get older, too.

00:26:32.000 Like when you're 58, you can't go, my parents are dead.

00:26:36.000 Yeah, you want to go through tragedy purely for the aesthetic.

00:26:39.000 My buddy Wagon Run.

00:26:40.000 Remember, I told you I would travel all over Europe staying at punk squats and stuff?

00:26:44.000 The guy I went with said the gayest thing I've ever heard next to, I like your new sunglasses.

00:26:51.000 And that was, we're going to be there for four months, right?

00:26:54.000 At least.

00:26:55.000 I think we were there for six months.

00:26:56.000 And we're just going to go to the money runs out, but we're still going to work and stuff.

00:26:59.000 So we hoped it would be a self-perpetuating machine.

00:27:02.000 We had an open ticket.

00:27:04.000 And he goes, we've been there maybe a week.

00:27:08.000 And he goes, oh, man.

00:27:10.000 Don't you wish you could just fast forward six months from now?

00:27:13.000 And we're back in Montreal.

00:27:15.000 We should drink at this bar called the Biftech.

00:27:16.000 And we walk into the Biftech and we're like the Europe guys who had just been to Europe for six months.

00:27:22.000 He wanted to jump over the six months.

00:27:26.000 Just to have the bragging.

00:27:27.000 Just to be the guy who had just been in Europe.

00:27:30.000 That's horrible.

00:27:30.000 What?

00:27:32.000 Well, here's a conundrum.

00:27:33.000 Would you rather go someplace and then no one knows about it, but it's really cool?

00:27:37.000 Or not go someplace, but everybody thinks that you did something really cool.

00:27:41.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with that conundrum. 1.00

00:27:42.000 I think it's stupid. 0.95

00:27:43.000 I don't want to go on the best holiday in the world if I don't remember it. 0.99

00:27:46.000 Yeah.

00:27:47.000 True detail.

00:27:48.000 Then it's just a dream.

00:27:49.000 Seems.

00:27:50.000 And I was reading Word Up magazine.

00:27:52.000 By the way, what are you wearing?

00:27:54.000 Speaking of rap in the South Bronx in 1988.

00:27:57.000 Sworn I get away with it, but I'm wearing a tracksuit.

00:28:01.000 Why?

00:28:01.000 I think you know what's happening?

00:28:03.000 you're getting Flava Flav rich.

00:28:04.000 You bought a new...

00:28:09.000 Yes.

00:28:09.000 Then the next day you bought that Carhartt backpack.

00:28:12.000 You're $12,000 in debt.

00:28:14.000 Now you're wearing some sort of weird sweatsuit, which is what people do when they win tons of money.

00:28:19.000 You look like a Russian guy who just started dealing Coke, and you're really happy to finally have money. 0.73

00:28:24.000 And you're wearing a headband.

00:28:26.000 Are you in the Chingalings?

00:28:27.000 No.

00:28:28.000 What are you doing?

00:28:29.000 I don't know.

00:28:31.000 Why are you wearing a headband?

00:28:33.000 This looks cool.

00:28:34.000 But this looks cool.

00:28:37.000 No.

00:28:40.000 No.

00:28:43.000 Changing cameras.

00:28:44.000 You look like Bruce Lee's assistant.

00:28:46.000 Bruce, are you hungry? 0.88

00:28:50.000 You kicked me. 0.76

00:28:51.000 I just asked him a question.

00:28:54.000 All right, so let's go through the debate.

00:28:55.000 No, no, sorry, let's finish what I missed the end of the debate for.

00:28:58.000 So she's in Belarus somehow.

00:29:00.000 Ray Bresslin pushed him out.

00:29:02.000 I had nothing to do with what happened.

00:29:04.000 I bet you were there.

00:29:07.000 Just pause.

00:29:08.000 They used tons of footage from the number two.

00:29:12.000 Oh, really?

00:29:12.000 I don't mean Pooh.

00:29:13.000 I mean Escape Plan 2.

00:29:14.000 Recycled footage.

00:29:15.000 So, you know, every second of a film costs tons of money. 0.97

00:29:19.000 So if you can throw in shit like that's what's so great about these movies, like the one in New York where there was the Statue of Liberty's head on the ground, what was that called again? 0.98

00:29:27.000 The Day After Tomorrow? 0.99

00:29:28.000 You know, Crimson something.

00:29:29.000 The one that was mostly filmed on a handheld camera.

00:29:32.000 Oh, oh, oh, Cloverfield.

00:29:33.000 Cloverfield.

00:29:35.000 You're saving hundreds of thousands when you have other people's footage or shitty footage.

00:29:39.000 As you probably know, why am I telling you that?

00:29:43.000 That's the poster you just saw.

00:29:44.000 Ray Bressland.

00:29:46.000 50 Cent is in it.

00:29:48.000 Why is it?

00:29:49.000 Okay, just pause.

00:29:50.000 Wait.

00:29:51.000 50 Cent, guess what he is?

00:29:52.000 He's obviously, like most people with 50 cents background, a computer expert hacker.

00:29:57.000 And the makeup is so bad.

00:30:03.000 Oh, her face was a totally different makeup.

00:30:04.000 And her face was yellow and her neck was brown. 0.97

00:30:06.000 It was night school, yeah.

00:30:07.000 Kevin Hart's night school.

00:30:08.000 Kevin Hart's Night School.

00:30:09.000 This is the same thing.

00:30:11.000 I thought it was Bruce Banner.

00:30:13.000 Sylvester Saloon is green, half the movie.

00:30:15.000 Someone needs to get fired. 0.99

00:30:17.000 That makeup artist who worked in this movie, I'll bet you a million dollars, is the hottest thing on two wheels because she's certainly not good at her job. 1.00

00:30:28.000 What'd you call?

00:30:29.000 Devil's Station.

00:30:30.000 How bad is this place?

00:30:31.000 There he is, just guessing it.

00:30:37.000 Let's just fly over.

00:30:42.000 That's the guy.

00:30:45.000 Oh, they're only showing the martial arts in their trailer because these guys were so bad.

00:30:50.000 I'm glad he's wearing a hat in this one because the trailer for the taxi movie with Kumail Nanjiani, you cannot pay attention to anything but his weird thinning hair.

00:30:59.000 He's bald in this one.

00:30:59.000 Oh, really?

00:31:00.000 Distracting.

00:31:04.000 Make a big impression.

00:31:07.000 By the way, this is the whole movie.

00:31:09.000 You've just seen the movie.

00:31:11.000 They get taken in a weird jail in the middle of nowhere, and then they go there and kill everyone.

00:31:19.000 Oh, another weird thing about it, too, is it was so bad, by the way. 0.99

00:31:22.000 I was sitting there drinking beer alone, just going, this movie sucks.

00:31:26.000 You ever do that? 0.99

00:31:27.000 You say it aloud?

00:31:28.000 You're totally alone.

00:31:28.000 Yeah.

00:31:29.000 Just like, this, oh, that was so corny. 0.97

00:31:34.000 He's such a ham, that Chinese guy. 1.00

00:31:38.000 He's such a chim. 1.00

00:31:40.000 Oh, that's another weird thing. 0.86

00:31:41.000 It becomes a video game halfway through, and they shoot people with like fireworks.

00:31:46.000 And the blood, when the blood splatters, it's as red as if I stuck a red sticker on my TV.

00:31:53.000 Like, there it is!

00:31:54.000 There it is!

00:31:54.000 That's exactly the blood I'm talking about.

00:31:56.000 The blood is done in post.

00:31:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:59.000 A lot of people do that.

00:32:00.000 It must be to sell a video game.

00:32:01.000 I mean, that really...

00:32:05.000 What's the little comeback? 1.00

00:32:11.000 Wait, what was this little last stupid line? 1.00

00:32:13.000 I'm done with treasons. 1.00

00:32:14.000 I'm done with prisons.

00:32:15.000 Yeah, you are.

00:32:16.000 Because that movie's going to bomb.

00:32:17.000 I'm done with movies. 1.00

00:32:18.000 I'm done with these escape plan fucking movies. 1.00

00:32:21.000 I made a bunch of Chinese money. 0.99

00:32:24.000 Remember when I bet my, he was five at the time.

00:32:28.000 I bet him a buck about something, and he won the bet.

00:32:30.000 And then I pulled it out, and all I had was a $100 bill.

00:32:34.000 And I go, I have this.

00:32:36.000 And he goes, Nice try.

00:32:37.000 That's Chinese. 0.97

00:32:40.000 That's hilarious.

00:32:42.000 I don't remember that you saying that.

00:32:43.000 This is the trailer for pretty much, you just got to look at his hair.

00:32:47.000 It's wait, is that fake hair?

00:32:49.000 It's, I think so.

00:32:50.000 Yeah, because he's bald.

00:32:51.000 Yeah, I gotta.

00:32:52.000 This is another hot woman. 1.00

00:32:54.000 Look up these women, and I bet they're hot. 1.00

00:32:56.000 Who does his fake hair? 0.94

00:32:58.000 Yeah.

00:32:58.000 I don't mean right now.

00:32:59.000 I'm just saying in general.

00:33:00.000 Like Robert Downey Jr., whoever dresses him in movies, I think it's him. 0.99

00:33:04.000 I think he insists on wearing his own clothes because he dresses like a fool. 0.99

00:33:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:08.000 But every time you've seen Comptons in a movie, there's a hot chick involved. 1.00

00:33:13.000 There's just people telling Robert that he's picked out a great clothing.

00:33:17.000 And yeah, maybe you can't see it as well here, but his hair is bizarre.

00:33:23.000 Is that even real?

00:33:24.000 Get out of the car!

00:33:25.000 Get in!

00:33:27.000 Oh! 0.60

00:33:28.000 I am not touching that.

00:33:29.000 It's a baby gun. 1.00

00:33:30.000 It allows you to fucking. 1.00

00:33:31.000 See? 1.00

00:33:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:33:32.000 I think I might be headed there, dude.

00:33:34.000 Nah.

00:33:36.000 Yeah.

00:33:37.000 I'm starting to see between the trees.

00:33:40.000 You getting Batista-esque?

00:33:41.000 I'm getting Batista.

00:33:43.000 By the way, speaking of picking up chicks, we're going to have Matt Palumbo on the show shortly.

00:33:48.000 He did a book called Debunk This, Shattering Liberal Lies.

00:33:51.000 And my contention is it's a great way to meet chicks. 1.00

00:33:56.000 When you know stuff and you go, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the Australian gun band.

00:34:00.000 It was in 1996.

00:34:02.000 It didn't work.

00:34:02.000 They bought back a bunch of guns and then those same people just bought more guns.

00:34:06.000 Now there's more guns in Australia than before the buyback.

00:34:08.000 And yeah, there hasn't been a lot of mass shootings.

00:34:10.000 There hasn't barely been any mass shootings in that part of the world.

00:34:14.000 Yes, I know there was the mosque, but put it on a graph.

00:34:16.000 There's no pattern.

00:34:18.000 That makes chicks horny, is my contention. 1.00

00:34:21.000 All right. 0.82

00:34:22.000 So I'm watching that piece of shaisa, and I'm missing the very end of the debate, which was Joe Biden saying, not take it easy on me, kid. 0.96

00:34:34.000 But at the very, very end, he said, I think it's the Daily Mail one again.

00:34:40.000 No, no, no.

00:34:41.000 Go below Joe Biden.

00:34:42.000 Go back to the notes. 1.00

00:34:43.000 Penis face. 0.97

00:34:46.000 The Daily Mail one and the Breitbart one below it. 0.96

00:34:48.000 He said, check out my website.

00:34:50.000 Joe.

00:34:51.000 Now, you think you'd have it memorized, right?

00:34:52.000 Joe2020.com.

00:34:54.000 Look up Joe2020.com right now.

00:34:58.000 I heard people said it goes to Pete Buttigig, which would be a fast URL by.

00:35:03.000 Wow.

00:35:04.000 But I checked it out and it didn't go to Pete Buttigig.

00:35:06.000 Buttigig? 0.84

00:35:08.000 Booty Judge is what Booty Judge has been saying.

00:35:12.000 That's taking you.

00:35:12.000 It's not secure.

00:35:13.000 It's loading.

00:35:14.000 GoDaddy.

00:35:15.000 Oh, it's for sale.

00:35:16.000 What?

00:35:17.000 Joe 2020?

00:35:18.000 Yes.

00:35:21.000 Maybe Joe Biden 2020?

00:35:23.000 Okay.

00:35:23.000 Let me sec.

00:35:24.000 Let me check.

00:35:25.000 Why wouldn't he buy that?

00:35:26.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:35:28.000 I bet it was fucking 20 bucks. 0.99

00:35:31.000 Security check. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Sure.

00:35:32.000 Yes.

00:35:33.000 Okay.

00:35:34.000 Add to Chrome?

00:35:35.000 No.

00:35:36.000 What the? 1.00

00:35:38.000 That's some Russian ass shit. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:35:40.000 What a boomer. 1.00

00:35:42.000 What a loser. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Anyway, I have to... 0.99

00:35:46.000 I don't want to brag.

00:35:48.000 I'm not trying to brag.

00:35:49.000 I'm not bragging.

00:35:50.000 I'm not bragging.

00:35:52.000 Free people will come to my house.

00:35:54.000 Don't make me rhubarb.

00:35:56.000 It's unfortunate.

00:35:56.000 You're comfortable.

00:35:57.000 What's up?

00:35:59.000 I'm not bragging, but I have free speech.tv memorized.

00:36:02.000 And if I was to end a speech, I would say, so come check us out at free speech.tv.

00:36:07.000 We've got new content every day, as well as a variety of shows and events and blah, blah, blah.

00:36:12.000 Right?

00:36:13.000 This is Joe ending his.

00:36:16.000 Look, I've said it many times, and I think everyone agrees with this.

00:36:19.000 We're in a battle for the soul of America.

00:36:22.000 This most consequential election any one of you, no matter how old or young you are, has ever, ever participated in.

00:36:28.000 What?

00:36:28.000 Four more years of Donald Trump will go down as an aberration.

00:36:32.000 Hard to overcome the damage he's done, but we can overcome it.

00:36:35.000 What damage?

00:36:36.000 Eight more years of Donald Trump will change America in a fundamental way.

00:36:41.000 Wait, just pause.

00:36:41.000 The America we know will no longer...

00:36:44.000 What is eight more years of Donald Trump?

00:36:47.000 So he has two and a half terms?

00:36:50.000 What is he talking about?

00:36:51.000 He's already done two years.

00:36:53.000 He's reading a speech from...

00:36:57.000 Wow.

00:36:57.000 So eight more years will mean he was president for 11 years.

00:37:02.000 So he gets three extra years?

00:37:04.000 What are you talking about, senile Joe?

00:37:08.000 Longer exist.

00:37:10.000 Everybody knows who Donald Trump is.

00:37:12.000 Wrong.

00:37:13.000 We have to let them know who we are.

00:37:15.000 We choose science over fiction.

00:37:18.000 We choose hope over fear.

00:37:20.000 We choose unity over division.

00:37:23.000 And we choose the idea that we can, as Americans, when we act together, do anything.

00:37:29.000 This is the United States of America.

00:37:32.000 United.

00:37:32.000 We've acted together.

00:37:33.000 We have never, never, never been unable to overcome whatever the problem was.

00:37:38.000 Never, never, never.

00:37:38.000 If you agree with me, go to Joe30330 and help me in this fight.

00:37:46.000 Thank you very much.

00:37:48.000 Pause.

00:37:49.000 303.

00:37:51.000 What are you like?

00:37:52.000 You didn't say dot com either.

00:37:54.000 What?

00:37:54.000 Joe 30330.

00:38:01.000 You can just see him, too, after he said that, just sort of going, and I'm fucked. 0.98

00:38:05.000 Because we're very finicky here in America. 0.98

00:38:08.000 Howard Dean lost his whole political career because he yelled once and it sounded a little squeaky.

00:38:14.000 I thought that was kind of unfair.

00:38:16.000 That was his scandal.

00:38:17.000 He just went, yeah!

00:38:20.000 So what happens when you go joe30330.com?

00:38:24.000 Well, I didn't put .com because he did not say to do that.

00:38:26.000 Okay.

00:38:27.000 Now I have.

00:38:28.000 Put it in the URL bar, not the search bar, you turd.

00:38:31.000 What do you think you're going to get?

00:38:32.000 Joe 30330.

00:38:35.000 And I'll put a dot com.

00:38:37.000 But you made a space.

00:38:39.000 Oh.

00:38:40.000 Yeah, this is what I got when I did it.

00:38:41.000 Josh for America.

00:38:44.000 And it's some like, not millennial, but Generation Z. So I think that means he's eight years old.

00:38:50.000 Let's see who got 8 billion hits today.

00:38:55.000 Actually, click on that YouTube video.

00:38:57.000 Let's see how many hits it got.

00:38:58.000 Okay.

00:39:00.000 Josh for America.

00:39:02.000 He's running on oh look at him look at him go back this is who he can't even do his top button by far in this race have you ever worn a suit before look at his collar I'm the only candidate currently running on a no homework 19,000 Oh, it's a joke.

00:39:19.000 Some say that this type of policy is unneeded.

00:39:22.000 19,000.

00:39:22.000 It's unlisted.

00:39:24.000 It's an unlisted video.

00:39:25.000 You can only get it while looking at the site.

00:39:27.000 See what I said about reading?

00:39:38.000 You could have done a funny bit, dude.

00:39:41.000 And you had to write out your jokes.

00:39:42.000 Do comedians read teleprompters?

00:39:45.000 Don't write out your jokes.

00:39:47.000 You need something.

00:39:47.000 My video would have been about six seconds, and it would have involved farts and stuff.

00:39:51.000 This guy blew it. 0.97

00:39:52.000 I would have just done something totally retarded. 1.00

00:39:55.000 Yes. 0.94

00:39:55.000 And said, like, we are running for president. 0.94

00:39:57.000 You want to be president?

00:39:58.000 I want to be president.

00:39:59.000 Let's be president together.

00:40:00.000 I vote that everyone gets to be president at the same time.

00:40:04.000 Wearing like a lab coat or something.

00:40:07.000 All right.

00:40:09.000 So let's get back to Joey.

00:40:11.000 I'm going to rip through these pretty fast.

00:40:13.000 Actually, yeah.

00:40:15.000 So according to the New York Post, the big moment

00:40:18.000 for for Joe was at the very beginning when he comes up with Kamala Harris and says go easy on me kid and they shook hands uh this has subtext I think I think what that means is we're going to be running mates and I do mark my words here on the show whatever the date is whatever the time is what's the date today it's the first I believe first of August 245 p.m I hereby declare that the

00:40:48.000 election will be President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.

00:40:53.000 They will lose, but that will be what the DNC is going for.

00:40:56.000 Pocahontas is out.

00:40:58.000 Kamala, sorry, Tulsi's out.

00:41:02.000 Shaky Amy.

00:41:04.000 Shaky Amy's already gone.

00:41:06.000 She's got a change of AA batteries.

00:41:08.000 She's a vibrator. 1.00

00:41:09.000 Can you go back?

00:41:11.000 So she's, let's see if we can hear him say, take it easy on me, kid.

00:41:14.000 Go easy on me, kid.

00:41:17.000 Go easy on me, kid.

00:41:18.000 How you doing? 0.98

00:41:20.000 Are you black or Indian or what? 0.91

00:41:22.000 We'll talk about it later, Joe. 0.97

00:41:29.000 Okay, because you look Indian. 0.94

00:41:30.000 Usually when someone's black, they have sort of curly hair here on the corners and yours looks pretty darn straight.

00:41:37.000 That hurt my side instantly.

00:41:39.000 Okay, so this is the problem with Joe Biden.

00:41:43.000 He's been doing this for so long that he said things back when liberals were sane and rational.

00:41:48.000 Like in 2004, Obama and the Clintons were against gay marriage and they wanted to build a wall.

00:41:54.000 They wanted strong borders.

00:41:55.000 They were against immigration.

00:41:56.000 They were also pro-family. 1.00

00:41:58.000 And that's like Nazi shit today. 0.99

00:42:03.000 So they caught, they're catching Joe and all these things he said decades ago. 1.00

00:42:08.000 For example, diversity drives us apart. 1.00

00:42:11.000 Joe Biden earlier believed that diversity drives America apart.

00:42:16.000 Wow.

00:42:17.000 So you're okay with immigrants coming in here legally, but you think they should assimilate to the culture and if not become Christian, at least revere Christianity or Judeo-Christianity. 0.99

00:42:29.000 and if you don't respect the Torah and the Bible, you have, you shouldn't be here.

00:42:35.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:42:36.000 And they shouldn't have these sort of bubbles like City Con in London says you shouldn't assimilate.

00:42:39.000 It's not your job as an immigrant. 1.00

00:42:42.000 So Biden, in other words, has the same politics as say me.

00:42:46.000 He also said, he's also was caught saying, and this came up during the debate, that women shouldn't go to work for the most part.

00:42:57.000 They'd be happier at home and it's better for the family for them to be at home.

00:43:01.000 If they can, stay at home.

00:43:03.000 Basically, he's President Gav.

00:43:05.000 Wow.

00:43:05.000 He's running, he's running on Gav talking points.

00:43:09.000 Maybe that's why the DA is interested in my show.

00:43:11.000 They want to learn more about Joe Biden.

00:43:13.000 That's why.

00:43:14.000 He got heckled when he came up and I think they were heckling him saying, stop the deportations.

00:43:22.000 It's not easy to heckle.

00:43:26.000 We can't hear you very well at home.

00:43:28.000 When de Blasio was up, they were screaming about the guy who killed Eric Garner.

00:43:33.000 I learned about that later.

00:43:35.000 But all we heard was, deportation.

00:43:38.000 Deportation.

00:43:41.000 They actually had to stop the debate for, um, for, uh, uh, Corey.

00:43:48.000 You should pull up all their faces so you can see who we're talking about.

00:43:52.000 I think there's the deportation thing.

00:43:53.000 Oh, yeah?

00:43:54.000 Let me see if there's a...

00:43:56.000 I can't hear you.

00:43:57.000 Maybe...

00:43:58.000 I can't hear you, Antifa.

00:43:59.000 It's a lag.

00:44:01.000 I never heard him talk about any of this when he was the secretary.

00:44:04.000 Oh, three million deportations.

00:44:10.000 Please be respectful in the crowd.

00:44:11.000 Please continue, Mr. Vice President.

00:44:15.000 The fact is...

00:44:22.000 The fact is...

00:44:23.000 Soprano's furious I don't know if you can hear I can hear but anyway we can hear fine Mr. Vice President please continue if you want the fact is listen fake teeth McGillicuddy yeah this is a weird thing I was gonna bring up but I don't know if it's because they all had their teeth done but they all looked like raptors to me or venom from spider-man like Corey Booker and Joe Biden cumulatively have about 2,700

00:44:48.000 I don't know how that's possible But yes, you're right I actually had an apple next to me In my room when I was watching this on TV And I looked over and the apple next to me was like this I said, are you okay?

00:45:02.000 And there was a dentist cracking his knuckles And I picked it up and it was just like shivering And I had to hold it and go, shh, it's okay They can't get you, they can't get you here It was doing its Amy impression And then I went You bastard Yeah, somewhere in the background a dentist was like, 0.79

00:45:19.000 okay let's let's rip through these because we were already almost an hour in your mom's friend Gillibrand she brought up the stupid pay gap which doesn't exist women make more money Than men when they're single, and then when they get into careers, they end up uh they end up wanting to work less. 1.00

00:45:37.000 So, yeah, they make less money, but it's not for the same work, you ditz, you stupid broad. 1.00

00:45:42.000 Oh, her big quote was: I can talk to those, you should pull up these people when I'm talking about them. 0.99

00:45:47.000 I'm looking for the um just to have her face the Biden thing. 0.98

00:45:50.000 No, we've left Biden way back.

00:45:52.000 Maybe you should find a picture that has them all.

00:45:55.000 So, Gillibrand, New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand claims, I can talk to those white women in the suburbs that, it's who, Kristen, that voted for Trump and explain to them what white privilege is. 1.00

00:46:08.000 That sounds like that's going to go down really well. 0.99

00:46:11.000 Hi, I'm Kirsten Gillibrand, and I'd like to tell you why you fucked up voting for Trump. 1.00

00:46:18.000 Basically, you have white privilege, and you're too stupid to know what that means. 1.00

00:46:24.000 I'll explain it to you. 1.00

00:46:25.000 It means that you get special treatment, and you're beholden as someone with white privilege to unpack that privilege and vote for me as president.

00:46:37.000 You've got the wrong night there.

00:46:39.000 Do you?

00:46:40.000 No, no, that's the right one.

00:46:42.000 No, maybe you're right, because.

00:46:44.000 Look, anyway, I can't believe I have to hold your hand for this.

00:46:50.000 Oh, yeah, this was a weird point.

00:46:51.000 She goes, I spoke to, no, you've got everyone.

00:46:54.000 I just want last night's.

00:46:56.000 There was no Biden.

00:46:56.000 There was no Betto O'Rourke.

00:47:00.000 It was Michael Bennett, Kirsten Gillibrand, Julian Castro.

00:47:05.000 I got it.

00:47:07.000 Proceed. 0.93

00:47:09.000 Oh, yeah, she goes, I spoke to a woman at the border who had just been raped. 0.99

00:47:14.000 A lot of rape and like sick babies and stuff. 0.91

00:47:16.000 And when my mother was sick, she didn't get access. 1.00

00:47:20.000 Jesus Christ, Ryan, you are just so fucking useless. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Was Bernie Sanders there last night? 1.00

00:47:26.000 It says night two.

00:47:27.000 Well, that's not night two.

00:47:29.000 Whew.

00:47:33.000 Um...

00:47:34.000 And so they're mad at us for separating children from their parents at the border and putting them in cages.

00:47:40.000 But the thing I kept screaming at my TV is, what am I supposed to do?

00:47:44.000 Tell me. 0.98

00:47:45.000 You just told me there's a rapist there. 0.99

00:47:47.000 There's lots of rape going on, right? 1.00

00:47:50.000 Am I supposed to put this woman, this little kid, in a prison with rapists because you said that's the father? 0.75

00:47:57.000 I have no proof that's the father.

00:47:59.000 In fact, there's plenty of stories of people bringing along kids as accoutrements, as accessories that help them get through the border.

00:48:08.000 And of course, if you let people go through the border just because they have kids, then that's going to be the thing to bring. 0.98

00:48:13.000 In fact, we found one couple where a man, a 12-year-old girl, had been raped by the guy claiming to be her father several times. 0.90

00:48:25.000 So yeah, I know it's ugly.

00:48:27.000 I'm sorry, but we don't have a choice.

00:48:29.000 You have to separate kids. 0.77

00:48:31.000 When you arrest a Coke dealer in New York City and she's with her kid, what do you do?

00:48:37.000 And you can't get a hold of anyone.

00:48:38.000 You got to give the kid to the police.

00:48:40.000 I guess they go to some sort of foster care thing while the parent goes to jail.

00:48:44.000 You can't bring your kid to jail.

00:48:48.000 All right, Ryan, you just missed Gillibrand completely.

00:48:50.000 Why are you having so much trouble with this?

00:48:52.000 Simple task.

00:48:53.000 You cannot find Gillibrand.

00:48:57.000 Julian Castro, Booker, Biden, Kamala Harris, Yang, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, and Bill de Blasio.

00:49:09.000 No Bernie Sanders.

00:49:12.000 There is no lineup that is accurate.

00:49:15.000 I challenge you and anyone at home to find one that doesn't sneak in either Buddajig or Sanders for no apparent reason.

00:49:24.000 And these are like published things.

00:49:27.000 And it says night two.

00:49:30.000 Well, you just keep working on that while I plow forward with the news.

00:49:33.000 Yes. 1.00

00:49:33.000 Michael Bennett, huge loser. 1.00

00:49:36.000 He looks like a little kid. 1.00

00:49:38.000 He's got funny eyebrows.

00:49:39.000 He's never going to be president.

00:49:41.000 Just like that guy last night, Hinkle Hooper.

00:49:44.000 President today, President Hinkle Hooper.

00:49:46.000 No, that's not happening.

00:49:48.000 Now, Kamala, she's definitely going to be the vice president, but she, Tulsi Gabbard called her out and said, hey, didn't you jail 1,500 people for... 1.00

00:50:04.000 And I realized it's when the Huffington Post said they're not covering Trump in the politics section.

00:50:10.000 They're only going to cover him in the debates.

00:50:12.000 And he said, didn't you get dumped by your husband for a man?

00:50:18.000 Yeah, I think he made the right choice.

00:50:20.000 Wait, go back to that picture.

00:50:21.000 That's right.

00:50:22.000 That's correct.

00:50:22.000 Yes.

00:50:23.000 What's happened with Julian Castro's floating boot there?

00:50:26.000 Is he seeing how long he can stand on one leg?

00:50:30.000 Nice work, Photoshop team.

00:50:31.000 So the Jillibrand I was just talking about a second from the left.

00:50:34.000 Thanks for taking it away. 0.96

00:50:36.000 The ugly loser, who looks like a 10-year-old, is on the far, far left there, depending, I'm talking about this direction. 1.00

00:50:44.000 And then there's, so Kamala Harris is the Indian woman who thinks she's black right next to Biden. 1.00

00:50:49.000 And Tulsi right here, who looked fan fucking tastic in a white pantsuit and a slightly moist boob. 1.00

00:51:00.000 She had some dew on her D-cups. 0.99

00:51:04.000 Do tell.

00:51:07.000 Well, find a picture of her.

00:51:08.000 Okay.

00:51:09.000 Tulsi Gabbard debate white pantsuit. 0.82

00:51:12.000 And it was kind of hot under the light, so she was humid.

00:51:16.000 I got these guys on your screen if you want to point to them.

00:51:19.000 Anyway, Tulsi Gabbard in the red here, but she wasn't wearing red last night, she goes to Kamala Harris, didn't you arrest 1,500 people for pot and then joke about pot online? 1.00

00:51:30.000 You'd be best to look through Twitter, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Instead of Google? 1.00

00:51:35.000 Yes!

00:51:36.000 Because it's going to be all about last night.

00:51:38.000 When you look at Google, it'll tell you about Tulsi Gabbard's entire life.

00:51:42.000 And you'll get her in a red suit. 1.00

00:51:44.000 I see you sweat to.

00:51:46.000 Good.

00:51:46.000 Let's go.

00:51:47.000 Pull it up.

00:51:52.000 Could she look better, please?

00:51:54.000 And that's not even a good picture of her face.

00:51:57.000 Yeah, so white suit says to Purple Suit, 1500 people, and then Purple Suit comes back with, yeah, well, you're an Assad agent. 0.89

00:52:08.000 You supported Assad. 0.99

00:52:09.000 That is total horseshit. 0.99

00:52:11.000 Tulsi Gabbert did not support Assad. 0.99

00:52:14.000 However, I know you want her.

00:52:16.000 I know that she has leftist and rightist talking points.

00:52:19.000 She's anti-war, and that's cool.

00:52:22.000 And she's over the drug war and mass incarceration.

00:52:25.000 I have a lot in common with her.

00:52:28.000 I probably have the most in common with her policy-wise than anyone on the DNC.

00:52:32.000 However, I'm afraid she's drifted a little too far right recently.

00:52:37.000 Here she is with at Standing Rock, which I don't know anything about.

00:52:44.000 I didn't really research Standing Rock.

00:52:46.000 It's not my area of expertise.

00:52:47.000 But there she is at Standing Rock, and she's with the guy in the top corner there with the kafaya on and the black line on his face, which is some sort of antenna, I think.

00:52:58.000 That guy with the black hat.

00:52:59.000 Not the guy above me, the guy way over here.

00:53:02.000 That's Evan Duke.

00:53:04.000 Evan Duke is a radical leftist Antifa member who is present, currently being investigated for trying to smuggle arms from Mexico for a major battle with ICE.

00:53:18.000 That guy was trying to be the next, what's his name, the old dude who killed himself, who tried to murder people at an ICE facility, which, by the way, when you look at Antifa writing, they go, he was just trying to hurt a truck.

00:53:31.000 The media is lying.

00:53:32.000 And you go, really?

00:53:33.000 Why did he have 16 magazines for his AR-15 and a bomb strong enough to kill 100 people?

00:53:42.000 That was just to hurt cars?

00:53:43.000 Wow, he was really going to hurt a lot of tires with those bullets.

00:53:47.000 And I know you go, well, she's just in a picture with someone.

00:53:50.000 Go back to that picture because it's the end of her career. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Why did you go away from it, by the way?

00:53:55.000 You were talking.

00:53:56.000 So?

00:53:57.000 I'm talking about this picture.

00:53:59.000 Apparently, Tulsi said she was honored to meet Evan Duke.

00:54:04.000 Again, that's the guy with the black hat and the kafaya on and the vest.

00:54:08.000 So that's the end of Tulsi in my books.

00:54:11.000 We are officially broken up.

00:54:13.000 Willem Van Spronsen was the name of that.

00:54:15.000 Willem Van Spronsen, yeah.

00:54:16.000 Now there's two Evan Dukes who live in Seattle and are in Antifa.

00:54:20.000 One is Evan Duke, the other is Evan K. Duke III.

00:54:22.000 I'm not sure which one it is.

00:54:24.000 But when you scroll down, they're all about Seattle and Antifa and how innocent that dead guy is.

00:54:31.000 They're just really bad news. 0.95

00:54:33.000 Corey Booker, another white power shooter. 0.98

00:54:33.000 All right. 0.98

00:54:37.000 You mean the guy who said he hated white TWATs? 1.00

00:54:39.000 Save the bees, plant some trees, clean the seas, punch Nazis. 0.99

00:54:43.000 That doesn't really rhyme. 0.97

00:54:44.000 Nazis?

00:54:45.000 Nazis? 1.00

00:54:46.000 Hey, punch some Nazis. 1.00

00:54:49.000 That's not a real tweet. 1.00

00:54:51.000 All right.

00:54:52.000 Corey Booker said something weird to Biden. 0.97

00:54:55.000 He said, uh, oh, he said shithole. 1.00

00:55:00.000 I never heard shit on CNN. 1.00

00:55:03.000 That's exciting. 1.00

00:55:04.000 I heard shit on there. 1.00

00:55:06.000 When the original Trump shithole thing, they couldn't wait to use that. 1.00

00:55:09.000 And then they uncensored it on the crawl, too. 0.95

00:55:12.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:55:13.000 You got to see shit on TV. 1.00

00:55:15.000 And then Phil Mudd. 1.00

00:55:16.000 Remember Phil Mudd?

00:55:17.000 What he said to Don Lemon?

00:55:19.000 No?

00:55:19.000 He used the hard R, N-word right to his face, and it is like...

00:55:24.000 When he said it, I was like, I think that's the first time I've ever heard the word.

00:55:29.000 Do you see Don Lemon sort of go...

00:55:32.000 No. 1.00

00:55:35.000 If I was to stand up to you and say, hey, you, you fucking nigger, you would be furious with me, right? 1.00

00:55:41.000 Dude, he said it like this. 1.00

00:55:42.000 Now that we opened up that gate, he's like, he's like, from this place that used to call Mexicans wetbacks and people that call you a nagger, I was like, that was official racist N-word usage.

00:55:55.000 It was wild.

00:55:56.000 It's a bad word. 0.78

00:55:57.000 And then he said, I'm a proud shitholer on TV. 0.96

00:56:02.000 Oh, because he likes shitholes. 0.98

00:56:03.000 I guess. 0.96

00:56:04.000 Okay, are you going to find it and keep talking or what?

00:56:07.000 And bring the picture back while I talk, please.

00:56:09.000 Okay.

00:56:10.000 So Corey Booker said the bad word.

00:56:12.000 He also said he had civil rights parents.

00:56:13.000 That's a lie.

00:56:14.000 His parents were nerds, the first black executives at IBM, one of the wealthiest people in New Jersey.

00:56:20.000 He had a very charmed life, a very white life. 0.99

00:56:22.000 I think his, what is it called?

00:56:25.000 The name of his town in Jersey.

00:56:27.000 I forget the name of it.

00:56:28.000 Do you remember?

00:56:30.000 Hackensack.

00:56:32.000 Harrington Park, something like that?

00:56:33.000 It was Harrington Park.

00:56:34.000 It's less than 1% black.

00:56:36.000 Right.

00:56:37.000 So he was definitely the only black guy that he knew.

00:56:41.000 Okay, is this it?

00:56:43.000 Yes.

00:56:43.000 Shitholers who escaped Guatemala and El Salvador.

00:56:46.000 Chinese people called slopers and slant eyes.

00:56:49.000 George Tennant is a first-generation Greek. 0.97

00:56:52.000 I guess he's a shitholer. 0.57

00:56:54.000 Jose Rodriguez was the head of counterterrorism at CIA. 0.98

00:56:58.000 He's a Puerto Rican.

00:56:59.000 He's not welcomed.

00:57:01.000 I'm proud today.

00:57:03.000 I'm proud.

00:57:04.000 I gotta tell me, you know, I said that, but others should be.

00:57:09.000 Everyone can't be outraged.

00:57:10.000 It's not my position to be.

00:57:12.000 It's not about black people. 0.85

00:57:14.000 But what you said brought tears to my eyes because it's just so offensive.

00:57:19.000 And I can't see how anyone can make excuses.

00:57:25.000 This is about pure racism.

00:57:28.000 That's all it is.

00:57:30.000 And to say otherwise.

00:57:32.000 Don Lemon, you're all about pure racism.

00:57:34.000 That's all you are. 0.96

00:57:35.000 His whole career is just racism, racism, racism. 0.76

00:57:37.000 Let's be clear. 0.99

00:57:38.000 A white honky from Norway can come here, but a black dude from Haiti can't. 1.00

00:57:43.000 An America that in one generation called you a nigger. 0.99

00:57:48.000 What does that tell you? 0.99

00:57:50.000 I can tell you what that tells a honky like me.

00:57:53.000 We're no different than we were a generation ago.

00:57:56.000 We call the Chinese man a slant eye. 1.00

00:57:58.000 Okay, that's what's that's that's what I when we call the man from Guatemala a spick and a wet slant eye. 1.00

00:58:02.000 The way you said the N-word.

00:58:03.000 Have you ever been called a slant eye?

00:58:05.000 No.

00:58:06.000 A slope?

00:58:07.000 Yes.

00:58:08.000 Really?

00:58:08.000 Yeah.

00:58:09.000 That's an oldie.

00:58:10.000 I don't mind it.

00:58:11.000 It's funny.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, we'd run through them.

00:58:13.000 During the SBLC's case against me, they go, and he's also referred to Asians as rice balls.

00:58:19.000 And you're reading it going, is it conceivable to you that there was humor involved in this? 0.99

00:58:23.000 And the man was not genuinely going, these goddamn rice balls? 0.99

00:58:28.000 I don't think rice ball is even a racial epithet. 0.99

00:58:30.000 I just made it up.

00:58:32.000 It's like egg rolls.

00:58:33.000 Yeah.

00:58:33.000 Or rice burners for cars.

00:58:36.000 That makes more sense.

00:58:37.000 Anyway, so at one point, Corey Booker goes, There's a saying in my community.

00:58:43.000 What community?

00:58:44.000 Harrington Park?

00:58:46.000 That you're dipping into the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.

00:58:50.000 What is he talking about?

00:58:52.000 I don't believe him that that's a saying. 1.00

00:58:54.000 It's actually some white people shit. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Really? 1.00

00:58:57.000 Sounds like it.

00:58:58.000 Does he need a force?

00:59:00.000 I think he means drinking the Kool-Aid and not knowing what the flavor.

00:59:02.000 And if he's talking about drinking the Kool-Aid, then that community would be like educated white people of a certain age.

00:59:09.000 Look that up.

00:59:10.000 Dipping into the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.

00:59:15.000 What?

00:59:17.000 There's that.

00:59:17.000 Remember, we had those, you're probably too young, but those dipsticks where it would Fun dip.

00:59:24.000 Don't pull up the actual debate, you genius.

00:59:27.000 It's a clip, and it's titled Dipping into the Kool-Aid and You Do Not Even Know the Flavor.

00:59:32.000 Ryan, use your brain.

00:59:34.000 That's clearly from last night.

00:59:36.000 I'm not trying to find that clip.

00:59:38.000 I'm trying to find if it's a real saying.

00:59:40.000 Oh, well, I want to see him say it, but yes.

00:59:42.000 Let me see.

00:59:43.000 Dipping into the Kool-Aid.

00:59:44.000 Or just go Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid, and you don't even know the flavor.

00:59:48.000 Because I think he means you're drinking the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.

00:59:50.000 Which, what's the matter with that?

00:59:52.000 Kool-Aid's all pretty much the same.

00:59:54.000 Yeah, of course it's just nothing but last night's debate.

00:59:57.000 Yeah, I see nothing that legitimizes that.

00:59:59.000 Folks at home, can you please tell me if you can find an example of that saying, any version of it?

01:00:08.000 Because I don't believe you, Corey.

01:00:11.000 It's just like his imaginary cool friend T-Bone.

01:00:15.000 He just, he you all up in my Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.

01:00:21.000 Well, that's a totally different saying.

01:00:25.000 Imagine he put that up there after he said it, scrambled up to get something.

01:00:28.000 Yeah.

01:00:29.000 No, that's a thing.

01:00:30.000 I understand that saying.

01:00:31.000 That means that you really want to get with me probably because I'm famous or something or what I'm wearing.

01:00:36.000 You don't know my personality.

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 But the context Corey Booker used was just to mean you're clueless. 0.99

01:00:42.000 So he got his own stupid saying wrong because he's not part of the black American experience. 0.98

01:00:48.000 I'm sorry, Kamala and Corey and Obama and Jordan Peele and all these people who grew up white. 1.00

01:00:55.000 You can't just acquire the black experience.

01:01:00.000 Lawrence policy of stop and frisk and hire Rudy Giuliani's guy in 2007 when I was trying to get rid of the crack cocaine.

01:01:09.000 Mr. Vice President, there's a saying in my community, you're dipping into Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.

01:01:15.000 Oh, you know what's funny about that? 0.99

01:01:17.000 Everyone laughs, like, oh shit, yeah, that's saying, I know that saying. 0.99

01:01:21.000 And they got it wrong. 0.99

01:01:23.000 They've never heard it before.

01:01:24.000 But everyone loves to be cool and black and no ghetto culture. 1.00

01:01:28.000 So they're just like, oh, shit, yeah, that old dipping in the Kool-Aid thing. 0.99

01:01:31.000 I remember that. 1.00

01:01:32.000 Oh, shit, yeah. 1.00

01:01:33.000 If you question it, you're not cool. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:35.000 Everyone is, it's like the emperor has no clothes.

01:01:36.000 Everyone's like, yo, snap.

01:01:38.000 And then the person next to him is sort of like looking over, going, oh, is that.

01:01:41.000 Yeah, I know.

01:01:43.000 He really is doing that thing that we talk about with the dipping into the cool.

01:01:46.000 Oh, God.

01:01:48.000 I'm always saying that.

01:01:50.000 As we say about community, you're old, you got fake teeth, and I need a mustache.

01:01:55.000 Do we pull my look together?

01:01:57.000 Why does he talk like that, like a mumble mouth? 1.00

01:01:59.000 Then we had Andrew Yang, former tech executive.

01:02:03.000 I have a weird thing with him where I feel like I know him.

01:02:07.000 Maybe because the editor of Vice, when we first moved to New York, was this little Chinese guy that looks like him?

01:02:11.000 I don't know.

01:02:12.000 But anyway, Yang keeps pushing his idea that he's going to give every American $1,000.

01:02:18.000 I think, I thought it was a one-timer.

01:02:20.000 Like when you elect me, you get $1,000, which is a hell of a lot of money.

01:02:24.000 But I think it's every American every month.

01:02:28.000 So whatever we are here, 360 million people, get $1,000 every month, $12,000 a year in our pocket, which is also the policy of a gentleman named Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho of the movie Idiocracy, where he gave everyone a million dollars.

01:02:50.000 Not quite, much more generous than Yang.

01:02:54.000 He also says they go, well, what about jail and incarceration?

01:02:56.000 He kept coming back to his free money plan.

01:02:58.000 And he goes, well, a lot of these people are going to jail to rob if you don't have to rob if you just got $1,000.

01:03:04.000 So his answer to crime is just to pay people not to go to jail.

01:03:10.000 What could possibly go wrong? 0.97

01:03:13.000 Idiocracy. 0.52

01:03:17.000 All right.

01:03:17.000 Then we had De Blasio.

01:03:20.000 And Ann Coulter brought up a good point.

01:03:22.000 You should go to free speech.tv and watch her discussion.

01:03:26.000 I sat down with Gina Belafonte, which is Harry Belafonte's daughter.

01:03:31.000 Very liberal, sort of a theater background, movie background woman. 0.51

01:03:36.000 Really cool, actually.

01:03:37.000 I got drunk with her after.

01:03:38.000 We did lots of shots.

01:03:41.000 And then we went to Strange Love, right on East 53rd, sort of a Proud Boys bar.

01:03:46.000 It's a great bar, Strange Love.

01:03:48.000 I highly recommend it.

01:03:49.000 Very MAGA-friendly bar.

01:03:50.000 It's awesome.

01:03:52.000 And if you're good at Photoshop at home, please make some flyers that say, Strange Love, East 53rd and 3rd, official Proud Boys Bar.

01:04:00.000 There's already some reviews on it.

01:04:02.000 I think they would love that.

01:04:03.000 They took down my Yelp review where I complimented them on their excellent service.

01:04:07.000 I don't know why.

01:04:09.000 But anyway, Ann Coulter was saying, isn't it funny how they really ran with Trayvon?

01:04:15.000 And then they really, really ran with Mike Brown, but the left didn't really take the bait with Garner.

01:04:21.000 That's just playing a slideshow because it's lagging.

01:04:25.000 And Ann goes, you know why? 1.00

01:04:26.000 Because the reason Garner was arrested was because of these stupid left-wing policies. 1.00

01:04:32.000 Yes, the cop, I do believe the cop used excessive force. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Chokeholds are not illegal, but they're frowned upon.

01:04:39.000 But I've talked to a lot of cops that just say, he should have just worked it out.

01:04:43.000 You can use your voice a lot easier than your fists.

01:04:46.000 And if he knew the beat regularly, he'd say, Eric, what are we doing here?

01:04:49.000 You know how this is going to go.

01:04:50.000 I'm going to have to call my chief.

01:04:52.000 He's going to have to come down here.

01:04:53.000 You're going to end up in the station, or you can just stop doing what you're doing.

01:04:56.000 But they got really aggro, really fast.

01:04:59.000 Anyway, The real problem was: why were those cops being pressured to bust a guy selling Lucy's?

01:05:06.000 When I say Lucy's, I mean individual cigarettes. 0.99

01:05:09.000 That's this overblown, stupid, left-wing de Blasio government saying, no smoking, no vaping, no this, no drinks. 0.99

01:05:21.000 That's why the left didn't cling to it. 1.00

01:05:24.000 All right.

01:05:26.000 But if you're not here in New York City, I'd love you to know it's been handed over to the homeless, just like Philadelphia has. 1.00

01:05:32.000 It's a disgusting shithole. 0.99

01:05:33.000 It's almost as bad as Baltimore. 0.99

01:05:35.000 So if you want that for the whole country, by all means, vote for de Blasio and help him get up from his 0% approval rating.

01:05:42.000 He's at 0%.

01:05:43.000 Wow.

01:05:44.000 Is he really?

01:05:45.000 Yes.

01:05:45.000 I'm not exactly.

01:05:46.000 Holy shit. 0.97

01:05:46.000 Then there was this thing. 0.97

01:05:49.000 Does he remind you?

01:05:50.000 Because I thought he looked familiar too.

01:05:52.000 This is from Comic Book Men. 0.99

01:05:54.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:05:54.000 You just interrupted the show for no stupid reason. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:56.000 No reason. 1.00

01:05:57.000 And Ming. 1.00

01:05:57.000 For a stupid reason. 1.00

01:06:00.000 An incel named Jay Inslee, who wears really thick glasses. 1.00

01:06:03.000 I never heard of him before.

01:06:04.000 He's a Washington governor. 0.99

01:06:06.000 This guy was nuts. 0.88

01:06:07.000 Will you stop showing Chinese people? 1.00

01:06:09.000 I stop myself saying Chinamen.

01:06:11.000 Chinamen. 1.00

01:06:11.000 You Chinamen. 1.00

01:06:12.000 Chinamen. 1.00

01:06:12.000 Stop showing Chinamen. 1.00

01:06:13.000 You platitudes.

01:06:17.000 Yeah. 0.65

01:06:19.000 His most outrageous quote was, we can no longer allow a white nationalist to be in the White House.

01:06:27.000 You know, I was thinking about that chart you brought up last show about the articles involving racism in the past 50 years and how the past three years it's just gone through the roof.

01:06:38.000 Yes, hate is on the rise.

01:06:40.000 Talking about hate is on the rise.

01:06:42.000 The idea that you can call the president a white nationalist on national television like it's a fact is just shocking.

01:06:49.000 And of course, Don Lemon, Don Lamon, those were his two questions.

01:06:54.000 Every single time he gets his chance to ask a question, he talks about what are we going to do about all this racism?

01:07:00.000 What's that?

01:07:01.000 Pull up that thing?

01:07:02.000 What's the title of this chart so other people can look it up?

01:07:05.000 I've been thinking about it for hours.

01:07:07.000 Like every day I think about this chart.

01:07:09.000 Number of news articles mentioning whiteness.

01:07:12.000 And it starts at 1975 and it goes till now.

01:07:14.000 And you have to see this chart.

01:07:16.000 It looks like a brontosaurus was just startled awake.

01:07:20.000 It's a woke chart.

01:07:21.000 It's a woke dinosaur.

01:07:22.000 It's just normal levels, normal levels.

01:07:24.000 90s getting kind of annoying.

01:07:26.000 2000s a bit of a jump.

01:07:29.000 2005, 2010, 12, kind of getting annoying.

01:07:33.000 And then just straight up, up to 2000 from a couple dozen in the 70s and 80s.

01:07:42.000 Okay, almost done here.

01:07:43.000 Well, you didn't show Jay Inslee.

01:07:45.000 He's a weird looking dude. 0.98

01:07:47.000 He looks like a handsome, ugly guy with really thick glasses. 0.97

01:07:53.000 And we can afford to be this fickle. 0.97

01:07:55.000 We're talking about the leader of the most powerful country in the world.

01:07:58.000 So if you vibrate like that Amy chick, or you're a four eyes, or you look like a 10-year-old, we're not having it. 0.93

01:08:08.000 This shouldn't take you nine years.

01:08:10.000 There he goes.

01:08:11.000 That guy says, that guy was all about global warming and LGBT.

01:08:15.000 He's a social justice warrior.

01:08:17.000 And how we have a white nationalist in the White House.

01:08:20.000 Wait, has he had hair plugs put in?

01:08:24.000 Yeah, he has.

01:08:25.000 Look, he's bald in that picture and totally rocking in that picture.

01:08:29.000 He looks different in every photo.

01:08:31.000 That makes you look really weak, by the way, when you get hair plugs that late in your life.

01:08:35.000 Finally, we have Julian Castro.

01:08:39.000 He also said the president is racist, and he said something that really annoys me.

01:08:43.000 He said, when, you know, one of the ways we can fix immigration is if we fix these countries, like fix Guatemala. 0.77

01:08:50.000 He said, Guatemala.

01:08:51.000 Guatemala.

01:08:52.000 Corey Booker was doing that too.

01:08:54.000 Yeah.

01:08:54.000 When he's like, in Huato Reco, in Nicaragua.

01:08:58.000 When they say Latino. 0.52

01:09:00.000 You know, there's a lot of people in the Latino community.

01:09:02.000 And they're like, Jesus.

01:09:04.000 It's like when I grew up in Quebec and I'd hear, Michael Jackson, Montreal Canadian.

01:09:12.000 German's funny with that too.

01:09:13.000 It's like, dash Luckenschfeld or McDonald's Gesein.

01:09:18.000 Yeah, but they speak such good English that they say, Michael Jackson.

01:09:26.000 All right, so then Don Lemon comes on and he's like totally Trump.

01:09:29.000 He said, he just talked about all the racist things Trump has said recently, and he asked the candidates about that.

01:09:34.000 These are potential presidents of the United States.

01:09:37.000 And the questions are, so how about all this racism?

01:09:39.000 What are you going to do about it?

01:09:41.000 And the examples, of course, are when Trump said, hey, visible minorities in the White House, hey, hey, Congresswoman of color, go back where you came from.

01:09:52.000 That's one thing he allegedly said. 0.99

01:09:54.000 And the other thing he said is Baltimore is infested with blacks. 1.00

01:09:59.000 It's disgusting black shithole. 1.00

01:10:02.000 So those are obviously racist remarks. 1.00

01:10:04.000 But he didn't say anything like that.

01:10:07.000 He said, pull up the tweet. 0.97

01:10:09.000 He said, hey, Ilhan Omar, you think this country sucks and it needs all these changes?

01:10:15.000 I'd like to see you go back to Somalia and try some of those changes there, and then come back here and tell us how to do it. 0.75

01:10:21.000 Oh, this is the...

01:10:26.000 You know, today I thought we don't have to go through all the links.

01:10:29.000 Ryan can handle it.

01:10:30.000 And I regret it.

01:10:31.000 I don't think you added this tweet in there.

01:10:33.000 I could find it.

01:10:34.000 Look under Don Lemon.

01:10:36.000 There's two tweets.

01:10:43.000 Long pause.

01:10:45.000 Okay, this is the first one.

01:10:47.000 And this is the second one.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

01:10:54.000 You found it.

01:10:54.000 Okay, go to the top.

01:10:58.000 No, a little higher, please.

01:10:58.000 I cannot read that.

01:11:00.000 Okay.

01:11:01.000 So interesting to see progressive Democrat congresswomen who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world, if they even have a functioning government at all, now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the government and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run. 0.97

01:11:24.000 This is really hard for me to see.

01:11:26.000 Why don't they go back and help the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came, Then come back and show us how it's done.

01:11:34.000 That's what he said.

01:11:36.000 But the news is predicated on taking an interpretation of what someone said.

01:11:42.000 The Proud Boys are a hate group because the SPLC said so.

01:11:45.000 And I go, but that's the enemy.

01:11:47.000 Like, you're asking the enemy for a solid assessment of someone.

01:11:50.000 Go ask the Red Sox about the Yankees and get back to me about how awesome the Yankees are.

01:11:56.000 The media hates Trump. 0.95

01:11:58.000 So when he says something reasonable, like, you think America sucks? 0.98

01:12:02.000 Aren't you from Somalia? 0.99

01:12:04.000 They go, he said, go back to Somalia. 0.99

01:12:07.000 Or when he says, God damn it, you're criticizing my government? 0.99

01:12:11.000 You run Baltimore. 1.00

01:12:12.000 It's infested with rats. 1.00

01:12:13.000 He said that it's infested with blacks. 1.00

01:12:17.000 They actually said that. 0.99

01:12:19.000 CNN said he didn't, when he said infested, he meant black.

01:12:22.000 Even though what's his name himself, Cummings said that his district is crime infested.

01:12:29.000 He used the word infested back in, I think it was 99.

01:12:34.000 All right.

01:12:34.000 That's a lot longer than I wanted to spend on the debates, but at least we're done.

01:12:38.000 And the big picture is that we are living in peak clown world.

01:12:41.000 And the very best they have to offer was Tulsi till we saw she's Antifa. 0.99

01:12:46.000 And now it's Kamala and Biden.

01:12:48.000 Kamala, who threw people in jail for marijuana and pretends to be black. 0.99

01:12:53.000 And Biden, who is totally inept and thinks that Joe30330 is a place you can go. 0.93

01:13:03.000 All right, let's get Matt Palumbo on the line and let's talk about his book about liberal myths. 0.75

01:13:09.000 He sounds nerdy sometimes, so we'll have to try to keep it sexy.

01:13:13.000 I'm pretty sure he could hear you, and I don't think he'd appreciate that.

01:13:16.000 Oops.

01:13:20.000 Outro Music.

01:13:25.000 Matt, are you there, sir?

01:13:27.000 Yes, sir.

01:13:28.000 How have you been?

01:13:29.000 Great, great.

01:13:30.000 I was talking about this book yesterday, saying it's a great book on how to pick up chicks, because when you're a young man, the best way to pick up girls is to know what you're talking about and to have something dangerous and interesting to say.

01:13:40.000 And it's become dangerous to shatter liberal myths.

01:13:44.000 Yeah, I've noticed whenever I talk about like deportation stats and Trump, the panties just kind of drop from there.

01:13:52.000 Well, it's a great book for the kids to get.

01:13:54.000 No, no, no.

01:13:54.000 Hear me out.

01:13:55.000 If you and a liberal are competing for a girl and he says some trope that's really dull, you can say, like Australia.

01:14:03.000 He goes, oh, well, Australia banned guns and then all the mass shootings stopped.

01:14:07.000 And then you can go, well, actually, they did a buyback in 1996 and they only got a handful of guns and all those guns were bought back.

01:14:16.000 And if you were to graph the mass shootings, you wouldn't see a change.

01:14:19.000 So the beauty of that example is, and this is the beauty of this book, instead of him going, instead of you going, what?

01:14:24.000 No, that's not true.

01:14:25.000 You're familiar with that argument.

01:14:29.000 You explain it and then you explain why it's wrong.

01:14:32.000 That's what makes you smart.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, it's just good to kind of be ahead of every argument.

01:14:38.000 And, you know, I try to make, design the book in a way where it's more or less my 50 best essays.

01:14:43.000 They're all of the theme of the title, which is debunk this.

01:14:46.000 So I'll just take, you know, a talking point of the last few years.

01:14:50.000 But I try to debunk them in a way where they're timeless.

01:14:52.000 So, you know, if I'm doing a discussion about like, you know, something like tax related in the past year or two, I'll make it where there are general principles within the essay that carry over or will carry over to future debates.

01:15:05.000 Or, for instance, one essay I wrote in the book was called, Is It True That Obama Has Deported More People Than Trump?

01:15:13.000 And it's kind of funny to see how that argument has shifted.

01:15:16.000 It used to be liberals would argue that to say, you know, C, Trump hasn't done anything.

01:15:21.000 And now that the whole concentration camp rhetoric is out there, it's conservatives doing it, seeing, you know, C, Obama was worse.

01:15:28.000 And both sides are wrong.

01:15:29.000 Obama just defined deportations differently.

01:15:32.000 You know, if someone crossed the border and was sent back, you know, they crossed one foot and were sent back, Obama would say that was a deportation.

01:15:38.000 Trump does not count in them that way.

01:15:40.000 So the majority of that spike in deportations under Obama was just a change in a definition.

01:15:46.000 If you look at interior removals, which is people who live here and then are deported, those have spiked under Trump and they went down a lot under Obama.

01:15:54.000 So that's pretty easy, though.

01:15:56.000 You got to say it a little sexier because that could be a panty loosener. 1.00

01:16:00.000 When the guy says Obama and you go, actually, it was because he defined deportation differently.

01:16:05.000 He said if you put one foot over, he counted as a deportation.

01:16:08.000 So we're getting lost in semantics here.

01:16:10.000 That's what you say to the guy in front of the girl.

01:16:12.000 Yeah.

01:16:13.000 Yeah, so if you want to, I mean, obviously you want to start slow.

01:16:16.000 So when you're getting a first base, you might want to do like, so we've got the Reagan tax cuts in there, the Trump tax cuts, something like that.

01:16:22.000 Yes, yes.

01:16:23.000 I've noticed when I debate liberals, they'll say things like Obama created more jobs than Trump ever would.

01:16:31.000 And I'll go, oh, really?

01:16:33.000 Wow, I hadn't heard of that.

01:16:35.000 That's why this book is so good.

01:16:37.000 And then I'll go home and Google it and I'll go, wait a minute.

01:16:40.000 The first two years, he didn't create any jobs.

01:16:43.000 And then I'll text the guy back and I'll go, I just looked it up.

01:16:46.000 What are you talking about?

01:16:47.000 He goes, oh, no, we're not counting the first two years because that was Bush.

01:16:50.000 That was Bush's mess.

01:16:52.000 So I'm just doing the six years.

01:16:54.000 You can't do it.

01:16:55.000 And then I did the numbers again.

01:16:56.000 And even in those six years, his numbers didn't compare to Trump.

01:17:01.000 Yeah.

01:17:01.000 Yeah, this one actually isn't in the book, but I wrote it recently.

01:17:05.000 Someone was claiming, I think, the rate at which Obama added jobs, like per month, was higher than under Trump.

01:17:12.000 But the reason is we're already below full employment.

01:17:15.000 So, I mean, how many jobs can you possibly add per month when basically everyone has a job?

01:17:20.000 So, you know, that's just not – Well, that's a good example of a myth right there.

01:17:35.000 This whole...

01:17:40.000 And you go, wait a minute, there's 24 hours in a day.

01:17:43.000 Eight times three is 24.

01:17:44.000 When does this superhuman sleep?

01:17:47.000 Yeah, I actually do touch that one because AOC tried to claim that's why unemployment is so low.

01:17:53.000 And I mean, unemployment is not as binary.

01:17:56.000 You have a job or you don't.

01:17:58.000 So having two or three doesn't make it like you count three times.

01:18:01.000 You're still employed.

01:18:02.000 Right.

01:18:03.000 it has literally no effect.

01:18:05.000 There's this other guy, what's his name?

01:18:06.000 Run Don't Walk Productions, where he actually ran the numbers, and it was like 95% of Americans who have jobs have one job.

01:18:15.000 So they keep talking about 5% of the population.

01:18:18.000 And even in that 5%, it's three part-time jobs.

01:18:21.000 I'm a fireman, and I work at a bar, and then sometimes I do someone's taxes.

01:18:25.000 That's not three jobs.

01:18:27.000 Or like when teachers will work a summer job and they claim they work two jobs, I mean, technically you do, but you're getting the, I mean, I don't know.

01:18:35.000 When I was a student and I worked over the summer, I didn't claim I was working two jobs because I had to go to school all day and then work.

01:18:42.000 I don't know.

01:18:42.000 It just seems a bit ridiculous to me.

01:18:44.000 Okay, let's quiz you on your own book and make sure it wasn't written by a ghostwriter.

01:18:49.000 All right?

01:18:50.000 All right.

01:18:53.000 Let's start at the top here.

01:18:56.000 Whenever we talk about socialism, we talk about Venezuela, Cuba, and then we get into communism with Soviet Russia and just dead bodies everywhere.

01:19:06.000 They love to talk about Northern Europe and Scandinavia, and they talk about the two years maternal leave you get and all these crazy details. 0.75

01:19:14.000 Isn't Northern Europe proof that socialism works?

01:19:19.000 So the way I try to frame that chapter is, yeah, they have all these programs, but the cost of them is so obscene that no American would be on board with it.

01:19:28.000 So in Sweden, the lowest income bracket is 32%.

01:19:33.000 So you're a minimum wage worker there, you're paying 32%.

01:19:37.000 Then their VAT tax, value added, or sales tax is 25%.

01:19:41.000 So someone did the math.

01:19:43.000 I can't remember which of the three Scandinavian countries it was, but like if you were to earn 80 grand, you would actually take home like 23 after everything is considered.

01:19:53.000 So yeah, it's just not a very, I mean, listen, if they really want it there, good for them.

01:19:58.000 I just don't think it's anything that an American would want.

01:20:00.000 And then later in the chapter, I actually do, I have a section called Social Program Performance where I show that like, you know, in America, a college grad will earn 80% more than just a high school grad, while in Norway, in Sweden, it's 30%, and in Norway, it's like 2% or something.

01:20:16.000 So the ROI on those degrees when colleges 3 just goes down.

01:20:20.000 I have a section on healthcare where I just compare our cancer survival rates and the time it takes to see a doctor.

01:20:25.000 And obviously they lag us tremendously.

01:20:27.000 Now, programs like paid maternity leave and sick leave. 0.97

01:20:32.000 One interesting thing about the Scandinavian countries is if you work more, you actually do get more benefits.

01:20:39.000 So it's not like in America where you're kind of incentivized to be a slacker in some regards.

01:20:44.000 So, you know, they do those sort of programs, I guess, better, you know, in a better way than we do.

01:20:49.000 But overall, I don't really like it.

01:20:51.000 You know, a sexier way to say that is, oh, the only time you think a country's better than America is when it's more white. 0.98

01:20:58.000 I remember that argument.

01:21:00.000 That was Heather Schulz. 0.86

01:21:01.000 That was a great television.

01:21:03.000 Didn't they make most of their, accrue most of their wealth when they were more free market, and now they're just literally spending their parents' savings, their country's parents' savings?

01:21:15.000 Yeah, so I have a chart in there for Sweden specifically where I talk about their free market period where they had low taxes, low regulation, and that's their ascension into becoming a first world country.

01:21:29.000 They implement all their welfare programs, so it starts to lag.

01:21:31.000 And then their governments are still massive, but they have cut them in the 90s onward and have seen an uptick in growth.

01:21:38.000 Although, I think the most convincing thing I have in the book about the Scandinavians is if you look at Scandinavian Americans, they far outperform Scandinavians living in Scandinavia. 0.58

01:21:51.000 Like the average Swedish American makes like 77 grand a year or something, and they're not paying anywhere near as much in taxes as they are in Sweden.

01:21:58.000 Yeah.

01:21:59.000 Well, they're finally unleashed to use their talent.

01:22:02.000 Exactly.

01:22:02.000 Is my voice echoing on your computer and you have to mute it every time I talk?

01:22:07.000 No.

01:22:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:22:10.000 Let's talk about Cortez briefly.

01:22:12.000 You tackle some four Cortez myths here.

01:22:17.000 The assault weapons ban, housing, federal jobs guarantee, and what's an unemployment rate.

01:22:24.000 What do you think is her most egregious myth that she spews?

01:22:28.000 Oh, dude, that's impossible. 1.00

01:22:30.000 She's so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:22:34.000 The fossil fuels? 1.00

01:22:36.000 Well, we should get rid of fossil fuels in 10 years?

01:22:38.000 I mean, that's probably the most dangerous.

01:22:40.000 Nothing she says makes sense.

01:22:41.000 Like, the whole Green New Deal, they want to get rid of nuclear energy?

01:22:44.000 Like, that's the safest form of energy we have.

01:22:46.000 Why would you pick that one?

01:22:47.000 It might melt.

01:22:48.000 We might have a Chernobyl. 0.76

01:22:50.000 Or, like, I know this is not what you have in mind, but recently she was lecturing some congressman for calling her AOC, claiming he didn't know what her name was.

01:22:57.000 So then I found some tweet the year prior the week prior where she goes, like, some people have trouble pronouncing my last name, so it's okay just to call me AOC.

01:23:08.000 I just don't understand her.

01:23:10.000 I don't think she follows it herself.

01:23:14.000 What about the assault weapons ban?

01:23:19.000 Yeah, so we tried that in the 90s.

01:23:21.000 I can't remember if I cite this specific study, but it's funny.

01:23:25.000 So I actually was when I was researching it a while ago, I was, for some reason, on Diane Feinesteen's website, and she had all these studies in support of the assault weapons ban.

01:23:35.000 So I started reading them, and a lot of them actually contradicted what she was claiming.

01:23:40.000 So basically, I think they found that when it was in place, there was a decline in gun violence.

01:23:46.000 However, they just couldn't correlate it to the ban at all because so-called assault weapons are just such a small percentage of all weapons.

01:23:53.000 And also, the only difference between them and other guns is cosmetics.

01:23:57.000 Yes.

01:23:58.000 I think it's just three things, like the Scopey-looking thing.

01:24:01.000 I know nothing about guns.

01:24:02.000 It's so embarrassing.

01:24:03.000 But that, the grip, and there's some other third thing, and then it's an assault weapon, even though it's not anymore lethal.

01:24:09.000 Yeah.

01:24:10.000 And the left gets away with that myth again and again and again.

01:24:13.000 It's your dad's rifle painted black with some cool stuff glued onto it.

01:24:18.000 It's the exact same gun with the exact same abilities.

01:24:23.000 I saw them talking about that last night at the debate, talking about we don't need military weapons in our schools. 1.00

01:24:29.000 And you're like, it just looks military, dumbass. 0.93

01:24:34.000 Well, this is a great book, Matt. 0.99

01:24:36.000 You know what you should do?

01:24:37.000 You should do some of these movies like Run Don't Walk Productions, little videos.

01:24:41.000 Yeah, why not?

01:24:43.000 Do you have a game for that?

01:24:44.000 Why not?

01:24:45.000 Yeah.

01:24:45.000 Yeah, come down to the studio and break down one of these myths, and then in posts, we can add all the little doodles in the charts and everything.

01:24:53.000 Do you have a game for that?

01:24:54.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:24:55.000 I mean, I don't really ever work real jobs, so whatever works, I guess.

01:25:00.000 Yeah, we got the green screen and everything here.

01:25:02.000 Let's do it.

01:25:04.000 Because I want to get the word out, especially about AOC.

01:25:06.000 All right, Pel.

01:25:08.000 Thanks for coming on the show, and I like you more than a friend.

01:25:11.000 My pleasure, Gavin.

01:25:11.000 Extra for me on.

01:25:12.000 Thank you.

01:25:13.000 Thank you.

01:25:15.000 Drink, drink in the badlands.

01:25:17.000 We're prepared for the boys.

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01:26:56.000 You're not going to believe this, but because Proud Boys are on trial, I feel obligated to answer all calls.

01:27:02.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:27:03.000 Hello?

01:27:08.000 Who's this?

01:27:17.000 Okay, um, The Wall Street Journal, huh?

01:27:21.000 I'm doing a radio show right now, live.

01:27:24.000 So let me call you back when we're done.

01:27:32.000 Well, it's a radio show, so it's normal radio time.

01:27:34.000 It's not going to be like a six-hour radio show.

01:27:36.000 But you call someone and give them, what, like 20 minutes to respond, and then you say that he was unavailable for comment?

01:27:50.000 Yeah, so it should be within the next 40 minutes.

01:27:56.000 Why don't you just try emailing me the questions?

01:28:03.000 I think emailing would be better.

01:28:04.000 Then I could be more sure that I was going to be quoted correctly.

01:28:11.000 Gavin at free speech.tv.

01:28:20.000 Yeah.

01:28:22.000 Thank you. 0.99

01:28:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:28:26.000 This is my biggest problem with journalists is I get pissed off and then I start saying the problem with you people and I ruin my quote. 1.00

01:28:33.000 Like the guy from The Guardian, Jason, what's his name, who's always had it in for me.

01:28:37.000 What are you printing out, dude?

01:28:40.000 Look at what you printed out.

01:28:43.000 You're full color, you're wasting all our ink.

01:28:46.000 It's only one paragraph I need.

01:28:50.000 Why'd you just waste all the ink? 0.99

01:28:51.000 What the fuck are you printing out? 0.99

01:28:54.000 It looked correct. 0.99

01:28:55.000 It looked correct.

01:28:59.000 Can you send that again?

01:29:00.000 Yeah, I'll send it again.

01:29:02.000 Why don't I get on my computer?

01:29:03.000 It's not like I'm doing a radio show.

01:29:04.000 What are you printing out?

01:29:06.000 Bet DSI read?

01:29:07.000 What is that, though?

01:29:09.000 What is that that's coming out?

01:29:10.000 I guess this was...

01:29:12.000 Can you bring that over here, please?

01:29:14.000 Yes.

01:29:16.000 We have the 2019 sports calendar with the college plef.

01:29:20.000 So it's basically everything you can bet on in the world he's printing out for the Bet DSI read.

01:29:27.000 No, but with the Jason guy from The Guardian, I said, he goes, hello, I'm from Guardian, UK, though, not USA.

01:29:33.000 And I go, yeah, I can tell by your teeth. 1.00

01:29:36.000 And then I got in a fight with him and I called him a feckless cunt. 0.99

01:29:39.000 And his reporting after that was not very kind. 0.99

01:29:44.000 So, yeah, that guy started out with his whole, I'm from the Wall Street Journal.

01:29:49.000 I wonder if you could talk about this Proud Boys trial.

01:29:51.000 And I said, I'll call you back.

01:29:53.000 I'm live.

01:29:54.000 And he goes, okay, when?

01:29:56.000 Because I'm on a deadline.

01:29:58.000 Like, they kind of talk like telemarketers or debt collectors.

01:30:04.000 Really aggressive. 0.99

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01:30:09.000 It's sort of like cops, too. 0.99

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01:31:05.000 All right, let's start taking some calls.

01:31:06.000 Has anyone called in?

01:31:08.000 No, I got to put the number up on the screen.

01:31:10.000 What is the number again?

01:31:12.000 718.

01:31:13.000 718-400-6959.

01:31:18.000 Please call us now at 718-400-6959.

01:31:24.000 Yes.

01:31:25.000 Same as ever.

01:31:26.000 This show is always Thursdays.

01:31:27.000 It's always 2.

01:31:29.000 It's always live.

01:31:31.000 Usually we like to take calls around 3. 0.99

01:31:33.000 I blathered on a little bit with the debates there, but I had to talk about a lot of people saying a lot of crazy shit. 1.00

01:31:39.000 Like we have a white nationalist in the White House. 0.99

01:31:45.000 Why was that guy reluctant to just do this by email?

01:31:48.000 Was he?

01:31:49.000 Maybe.

01:31:50.000 He said, I'll just call you in 40 minutes.

01:31:51.000 And I was like, no.

01:31:52.000 No, you won't.

01:31:53.000 So it doesn't have a paper trail?

01:31:55.000 Yeah.

01:31:57.000 Creepy. 1.00

01:31:57.000 Corrupt. 1.00

01:31:59.000 Stinky. 1.00

01:32:00.000 Stinky winky. 0.99

01:32:02.000 While we wait for calls to pile in, let's check out the worst sketch ever. 0.84

01:32:06.000 It's at the bottom of the notes.

01:32:08.000 This guy's whole page is insane.

01:32:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:13.000 I'm not even sure we can show.

01:32:14.000 Yeah, we can show it on the show if it's on YouTube.

01:32:17.000 Really, really terrible comedy.

01:32:19.000 So awkward and just downright weird.

01:32:23.000 And also, can we stop involving kids in sex, please?

01:32:28.000 I mean, I'm uncomfortable showing this.

01:32:31.000 You hear about LeBron James joining the Lakers?

01:32:33.000 Yeah, they got Rondo, too.

01:32:36.000 Lawrence, you have any clothes on?

01:32:37.000 I have clothes on.

01:32:38.000 Barely. 0.99

01:32:39.000 I can still see your butt! 1.00

01:32:41.000 *gunshot* Oh, oh. 0.99

01:32:53.000 How many times did she walk past that couch? 0.95

01:32:55.000 Yeah, and why does she have a midget's lower body? 1.00

01:32:58.000 Why'd you do that?

01:32:59.000 She really does.

01:33:02.000 It's still going.

01:33:04.000 Come on, come back.

01:33:10.000 Jeez.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, you cut out too soon.

01:33:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:14.000 And go back.

01:33:16.000 That must be her actual house.

01:33:18.000 And that's probably her actual son. 0.90

01:33:20.000 She's probably dating that black guy. 0.96

01:33:22.000 And he thinks his new stepdad's super cool, by the way.

01:33:26.000 But look at that painting she has of herself.

01:33:28.000 Do you think she did that? 0.51

01:33:30.000 She made the sketch?

01:33:31.000 Yeah.

01:33:31.000 Oh, she made the painting.

01:33:33.000 She made that painting of herself.

01:33:35.000 Frankly.

01:33:36.000 And also, he did the spit take here.

01:33:40.000 And then it lands on.

01:33:42.000 Yeah.

01:33:43.000 So let me just tell you how to do that joke.

01:33:48.000 You would have her come by and you go, mom, put some clothes on. 0.88

01:33:51.000 And then he would go, and then we cut back to the guy, the kid, and just drench him, like put a bucket of water on him and just have him like going.

01:33:59.000 Not that that's funny, but at least it's what you were going for.

01:34:02.000 Right. 0.99

01:34:02.000 But when you check out that dude, he's got some real garbage. 0.99

01:34:07.000 Why would you leave him? 0.97

01:34:08.000 What are you doing?

01:34:09.000 Where are you going?

01:34:10.000 The call-in center.

01:34:11.000 Just check out, click on that dude.

01:34:14.000 Paige Kennedy.

01:34:15.000 Paige Kennedy.

01:34:16.000 You've got to check out these guys' jokes.

01:34:18.000 It's someone who's super into comedy that just is not remotely funny.

01:34:23.000 And all the jokes have this intense section. 0.75

01:34:26.000 Like, he has got one, don't show this one, where he's ejaculating all over the place.

01:34:30.000 And they show it.

01:34:31.000 Here, go buy videos and then sort by most popular.

01:34:37.000 Yeah.

01:34:37.000 Top left?

01:34:38.000 Yeah, top left is good.

01:34:39.000 I remember that.

01:34:40.000 Oh, no.

01:34:41.000 What is this one called?

01:34:42.000 Got a smacker gently? 1.00

01:34:45.000 Smack it? 0.88

01:34:46.000 Yeah.

01:34:48.000 No.

01:34:49.000 How is this on YouTube?

01:34:50.000 Harder than that.

01:34:51.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:34:52.000 All right, you asked for it.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 I'm gonna need a snack.

01:34:58.000 Harder. 1.00

01:34:59.000 No motherfucker like this. 1.00

01:35:01.000 Harder. 1.00

01:35:02.000 Should I not be showing this?

01:35:05.000 I don't know.

01:35:08.000 See, the thing is not being funny, they also don't know the line of tastefulness. 0.97

01:35:12.000 you know this YouTube would if I did a tenth of this YouTube would You can see your nipple, by the way. 1.00

01:35:24.000 It's pierced. 0.98

01:35:25.000 And what's the joke here? 1.00

01:35:28.000 I don't know, but I see a pierced black woman's nipple. 1.00

01:35:31.000 Anyway, this whole YouTube page is weird sex jokes. 0.99

01:35:36.000 I feel uncomfortable just showing it here.

01:35:38.000 That's see-through.

01:35:39.000 I'm very uncomfortable right now.

01:35:41.000 That's a see-through breast with a shiny piercing. 1.00

01:35:44.000 All right, why don't we check out the mailbag while we are...

01:35:52.000 It takes me a second to set it up.

01:35:54.000 Oh, you're not even set up?

01:35:55.000 No.

01:35:56.000 Wait a minute.

01:35:57.000 You're not set up for what?

01:35:58.000 Why did you reek up the whole studio by going to the bathroom in the middle of the day?

01:36:01.000 Who does number twos in the middle of the day? 0.94

01:36:04.000 I had to. 0.99

01:36:04.000 I shitted. 0.99

01:36:06.000 But you do that in the morning. 0.99

01:36:07.000 No, I do that whenever I feel.

01:36:09.000 This is American.

01:36:10.000 This studio reeks now.

01:36:11.000 Yep. 1.00

01:36:12.000 It's a big old American shit. 1.00

01:36:14.000 Hey, we got a mailbag thing from somebody, and it says, the phrase means, the Kool-Aid, mind your business. 1.00

01:36:22.000 Usually giving an unwelcomed opinion, being nosy, etc. 0.90

01:36:26.000 It's a black girl thing. 0.96

01:36:27.000 It's typically said with a finger wave and a lip smack.

01:36:30.000 I'm from Beaumont, Texas, an hour and a half from Houston, Texas. 0.99

01:36:32.000 Beaumont's still a shithole.

01:36:34.000 I know, known for making the FBI's least educated, most violent, and saddest cities in the U.S. I grew up in a town full of gang members, Mexicans, white folks, and a few rice balls. 1.00

01:36:43.000 I'm certain of the meaning of dipping in the Kool-Aid. 0.94

01:36:46.000 Corey Booker had the right phrase. 0.98

01:36:47.000 It's just gay because it's a sassy black girl thing to say. 1.00

01:36:50.000 Later, losers. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Okay, so I'm wrong. 0.99

01:36:55.000 It is a saying.

01:36:56.000 It is dipping.

01:36:57.000 For women.

01:36:58.000 For women.

01:36:59.000 It's a lady for women. 1.00

01:37:00.000 It's like talk to the hand because you ain't got no man.

01:37:03.000 Basically, yeah.

01:37:04.000 That'd be funny if Booker said that to Biden.

01:37:07.000 Look, Vice President Biden, you need to talk to the hand because you ain't got no man.

01:37:12.000 And when I say you ain't got no man, I mean you as president.

01:37:16.000 We don't got you.

01:37:18.000 That's what we say in my community.

01:37:20.000 We also, as you can tell, Mr. Speaker, I just got my hair and my nails did.

01:37:25.000 I was out with T-Bone last night.

01:37:28.000 He's always with that T-Bone, isn't he?

01:37:29.000 And we got crunked.

01:37:30.000 I mean, I'm not going to lie, it's what we do in my community.

01:37:33.000 We get unbelievably crunked.

01:37:35.000 Alright, you're making me nervous zipping all over the place.

01:37:38.000 No, you should not be nervous.

01:37:40.000 Let's, um, let's do some mailbags while we accrue calls. 0.70

01:37:45.000 Okay, you gotta give me one second here.

01:37:55.000 And I think we're gonna- all right, cool, we're connected.

01:37:57.000 So now we'll go to the infamous mail badge.

01:38:03.000 I have a feeling you did something wrong with the calls.

01:38:05.000 You did not enter a real number.

01:38:08.000 Goodbye.

01:38:09.000 What was that?

01:38:12.000 Let me touch it.

01:38:18.000 Why did a robot say goodbye?

01:38:21.000 Precisely because of what your theory was.

01:38:24.000 I did not do that correctly.

01:38:26.000 The reason why is because I was doing it when I was muted.

01:38:29.000 Can I just do it real quick?

01:38:31.000 Do what?

01:38:33.000 I gotta set up the call-in center.

01:38:35.000 Oh.

01:38:36.000 You didn't set up the call-in center and then ask people to call.

01:38:39.000 Correct.

01:38:43.000 It's something I needed volume for.

01:38:48.000 But why didn't you do that before?

01:38:50.000 Because you can't have it running the whole show.

01:38:53.000 I tried, it does not work.

01:38:55.000 Okay, so it takes.

01:38:57.000 You would have had to say at some point, hey man, I gotta go set up the call thing.

01:39:01.000 I'm saying that now.

01:39:03.000 After you realize that I told you, I go, I bet you screwed up.

01:39:08.000 Meanwhile, we're doing all this with this smell.

01:39:10.000 You know the flower spray they have in the bathroom?

01:39:13.000 I'm inhaling that as we speak.

01:39:15.000 And you know how much I hate perfumes.

01:39:18.000 So I'm inhaling perfume and watching incompetence.

01:39:22.000 Sure.

01:39:22.000 It's not my idea of a good time.

01:39:25.000 And it's putting me in a bad mood.

01:39:27.000 You could pivot.

01:39:28.000 And I'm hot because I'm too cheap to get real AC.

01:39:33.000 It's a great opportunity, though, to give a shout-out to my man, Maj Torre, and Black Guns Matter.

01:39:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:40.000 Maj, who is dipping in the Kool-Aid and does know what flavor the Kool-Aid is. 0.55

01:39:44.000 The Kool-Aid is black.

01:39:47.000 It's a very, very rich grape.

01:39:51.000 Blackberry. 1.00

01:39:53.000 Holy shit, you're annoying. 0.99

01:39:55.000 Hey, folks, please tune into FreeSpeech.tv where you can listen to Ryan click around and try to figure out his job again. 0.99

01:40:04.000 What are you doing now?

01:40:05.000 Still trying.

01:40:06.000 You know the Skype problems that we usually have?

01:40:08.000 Is this...

01:40:13.000 This letter is called Punk Rock Science Fiction.

01:40:16.000 Years ago, while shuffling through YouTube vids, I heard you mention punk rock.

01:40:19.000 I've been a fan ever since.

01:40:20.000 He means of me, not punk rock.

01:40:22.000 Myself?

01:40:23.000 I was sucked into the punk scene when I was 10.

01:40:26.000 First gig I ever braved was the Germs and the G-Men, so we're talking early 80s here.

01:40:33.000 Sporting my first Hawk at 12, first twin hawk by 15, I was a runaway in LA and ran with a punk gang known as Circo One, aka L O D, the Lords of Destruction. 0.94

01:40:44.000 I lived between an abandoned hotel known as Motel Hell and a place known as the Wig Factory, a common place for punks to squat.

01:40:52.000 This was big in the 80s, punk squatting.

01:40:54.000 You don't really hear about that anymore.

01:40:56.000 Not that I'm in touch with any of them, but the movie Suburbia, I think, captured this sort of LA unwanted children scene pretty well.

01:41:03.000 I hung out with Mike Ness, with D.I. By the way, D.I., it's not Richard hung himself.

01:41:09.000 It's Richard hanged himself.

01:41:11.000 Hung is for objects.

01:41:12.000 Hanged is for people.

01:41:15.000 Can you focus on the phones, please?

01:41:17.000 We don't really need you.

01:41:18.000 We're done.

01:41:19.000 We got the phones.

01:41:20.000 Okay, play this movie.

01:41:22.000 They sort of started the whole idea of killing a baby at the beginning of the movie to make you invested.

01:41:26.000 This is suburbia, correct?

01:41:28.000 Yeah.

01:41:28.000 All right.

01:41:31.000 You're right.

01:41:31.000 Oh, it's the full movie.

01:41:34.000 By the way, officer, is that legal inside of city limits?

01:41:39.000 Yeah.

01:41:39.000 Handle?

01:41:41.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:41:42.000 What the hell? 0.70

01:41:42.000 I should look into that. 0.70

01:41:43.000 No, that's our job.

01:41:45.000 We'll handle. 0.95

01:41:51.000 Got a big kick out of shooting that dog, didn't he? 0.98

01:41:55.000 Wait, I think the dog had just killed a baby. 0.90

01:41:58.000 So, yeah.

01:41:59.000 Yep.

01:42:00.000 it's kind of fun There's a cool scene in this movie where they're all walking in slow motion.

01:42:11.000 It should.

01:42:12.000 They're all punk Yeah You know what a big part of the California punk scene was there was a loophole with insurance that said, if your son is mentally damaged and about to become antisocial and a danger to society, we'll take him in into these sort of rehabilitation boot camps where we teach kids to be disciplined.

01:42:38.000 And your insurance covered it.

01:42:40.000 So cheap parents that were sick of their bratty punk kids said, yeah, my son's disturbed.

01:42:45.000 And then they would send them off to these rehab centers and insurance would cover it. 0.60

01:42:48.000 So it was like, I don't have any more kid bills.

01:42:51.000 So the kids didn't want to go there, so they would just escape, and they would go squat somewhere.

01:42:55.000 So an ins...

01:42:58.000 There it is.

01:42:59.000 That's the iconic scene.

01:43:00.000 So an insurance loophole led to this whole thing of stray punks. 0.98

01:43:07.000 That's flea from the red hot chili peppers.

01:43:09.000 Oh, snap, it is.

01:43:13.000 That isn't.

01:43:16.000 The kid.

01:43:17.000 All right, anyway. 0.89

01:43:19.000 And the pig children tribe are playing in bands like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Disgusto's retaliation, never heard of any of them. 0.98

01:43:23.000 I was punk until I was 20, and then my uncle Paul and Cuz Christopher recruited me into the mob.

01:43:29.000 The real mob.

01:43:29.000 Cambino family.

01:43:31.000 But that's another story.

01:43:32.000 Anyway, my whole life I've been Christian and right-wing, pretty much born this way.

01:43:36.000 So, getting to the point, I spent many years building a story within my mind, a foundation of both imagination and experience, wanting to create something original.

01:43:45.000 After many years of mental construction, I at last put pen to paper and made Written in Red Dreams.

01:43:52.000 He sent me a weird trailer for this that I won't bore you with.

01:43:55.000 I couldn't be less interested in a stranger's fiction.

01:43:58.000 I can barely get through the non-fiction Books I have.

01:44:00.000 And the non-fiction books I have next to my bed are pieces of gold, like Charles Krauthammer's last book about his life, just a series of essays and lessons.

01:44:12.000 It's political, but it's also philosophical.

01:44:14.000 I'll get through that giant monster before I look up some punk rock science fiction book.

01:44:19.000 No offense, Gambino.

01:44:21.000 I had a deal with Edge Science Fiction for three novels, and Adult Swim was talking about making my novel into either a series or a full-length animated film.

01:44:31.000 I went the way of Sam Hyde.

01:44:33.000 Meaning, I never attempted to hide my religious or political beliefs, and that was a mistake.

01:44:38.000 Don't know who, but someone spilled the beans on me using my social media. 0.99

01:44:42.000 And naturally, I lost my book deal, and Adult Swim told me to fuck off. 0.99

01:44:48.000 Pretty sad stuff. 0.99

01:44:49.000 It's harsh.

01:44:52.000 I can't believe you filled out the studio with perfume.

01:44:57.000 Did you just go?

01:45:00.000 Use a match next time or something.

01:45:02.000 We don't have matches.

01:45:03.000 We don't have matches.

01:45:05.000 That's how Ryan thinks.

01:45:09.000 We don't have matches.

01:45:10.000 We need to get matches.

01:45:11.000 Yeah, that's implied in what I just said.

01:45:14.000 Correct.

01:45:15.000 We have calls.

01:45:16.000 We don't have matches, boss.

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01:46:40.000 You could probably do that.

01:46:42.000 Or when they're going to get married.

01:46:43.000 When they're going to OD?

01:46:45.000 Maybe.

01:46:45.000 Bella Thorne is going to OD.

01:46:47.000 Bella Thorne?

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01:46:50.000 I love listening to Bella Thorne, especially on her new interview with Howard Stern, because she is a perfect example of what we've done to our girls. 0.99

01:46:58.000 We have ruined our women. 1.00

01:47:00.000 We have turned them into human garbage. 1.00

01:47:03.000 We molest them. 1.00

01:47:04.000 We deprive them of any kind of chastity.

01:47:07.000 And we just, we don't educate them. 0.99

01:47:10.000 And we just smack these fucking high. 0.99

01:47:12.000 I'm Volatan. 0.99

01:47:13.000 I'm fucking literally, like, I'm literally fucking freaking out. 0.96

01:47:16.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:47:18.000 So this is the guy that she was with for a while. 1.00

01:47:20.000 Look at this fucking guy. 0.99

01:47:21.000 His name is Maud Sun. 1.00

01:47:23.000 Maud Sun. 0.99

01:47:24.000 He's like a shitty rapper. 1.00

01:47:26.000 Like a fucking... 1.00

01:47:32.000 Pansexual. 1.00

01:47:33.000 Pansexual.

01:47:34.000 It's about personality. 0.83

01:47:35.000 She's a... 0.94

01:47:44.000 All right.

01:47:45.000 Let's take some calls.

01:47:46.000 All right.

01:47:47.000 We got Tom talking about Vincent Gallo.

01:47:51.000 Hey, Tom.

01:47:53.000 Tom.

01:47:53.000 Hi, hello.

01:47:54.000 Hey.

01:47:56.000 I was wondering, would you ever have Vincent Gallo on your show?

01:48:00.000 I would kill to get Vincent Gallo on my show.

01:48:02.000 He's a hard guy to get.

01:48:03.000 I remember trying to get him on Vice back in the 90s, and his condition was he has to be on the cover.

01:48:09.000 And I said no, because I don't play that, and I totally regret it. 1.00

01:48:12.000 That was so stupid. 0.97

01:48:13.000 We were a tiny Montreal newspaper, and I said no about having him on the cover. 1.00

01:48:18.000 I don't know what I was thinking.

01:48:20.000 But yeah, Vincent Gallo is pretty red-pilled.

01:48:22.000 He's down in, I think he's in Malibu, and I guess he made a bunch of money off of not Buffalo 66, maybe it was Buffalo.

01:48:30.000 No, the other one with the Chloe 7-y BJ in it.

01:48:34.000 Brown Bunny.

01:48:35.000 Brown Bunny.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, Brown Bunny.

01:48:37.000 I think he made a fortune on that. 0.91

01:48:38.000 And he's just said, sorry, Hollywood is too nuts.

01:48:41.000 I love Trump, and I'm not about to be treated like a pariah.

01:48:44.000 I'm just going to pariah myself.

01:48:46.000 I think he's sort of a hermit.

01:48:48.000 But yeah, I'll try to pursue it.

01:48:49.000 I know some people who know him.

01:48:50.000 I've hung out with him before. 0.94

01:48:51.000 He's super fucking hilarious. 0.65

01:48:54.000 And he's at the beginning of our show. 0.88

01:48:57.000 You know that guy wearing the Kangal hat who goes up at the beginning of the credits?

01:49:01.000 That's Prince Vince.

01:49:02.000 Which guy?

01:49:03.000 If you watch the credits.

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 All right.

01:49:07.000 Bye.

01:49:10.000 All right.

01:49:11.000 Now we got Jim Shannon.

01:49:13.000 Just click on it.

01:49:14.000 We don't need a little resume.

01:49:17.000 Jim Shannon.

01:49:18.000 Can you hear me, guys?

01:49:19.000 I can hear you, guy.

01:49:20.000 What's going on?

01:49:20.000 Are you a Canadian?

01:49:21.000 That's right, awesome.

01:49:23.000 Yeah, it's Fannin, by the way.

01:49:25.000 That's cool.

01:49:26.000 I am Canadian called from St. Catharines, South Side of Lake Ontario, across the lake from Toronto.

01:49:33.000 Near Niagara Falls.

01:49:35.000 Are you guys near Sandbanks?

01:49:38.000 Sorry, go again.

01:49:39.000 Are you near Sandbanks at all?

01:49:42.000 No, near Niagara Falls.

01:49:44.000 Okay.

01:49:45.000 Across from Toronto on the lake, anyway.

01:49:47.000 So far from Sandbanks.

01:49:50.000 So you're real far from Sandbanks?

01:49:54.000 Dude!

01:49:55.000 Sandbags.

01:49:56.000 I've never heard of it.

01:49:57.000 It's a huge beach in Ontario, Southern Ontario.

01:49:57.000 What is it?

01:50:02.000 We got Shurixton.

01:50:03.000 We got Long Beach, Crystal Beach, we got Morgan's Point.

01:50:06.000 We got all kinds of lakeside parks.

01:50:08.000 I'm going to be down the street.

01:50:09.000 I'm going to Google this.

01:50:10.000 No, I've never heard of sandbags, man.

01:50:14.000 I'm just thinking about the same location.

01:50:14.000 Okay, get to your question.

01:50:17.000 Anyways, I want to comment first before the question, but would you get some equipment for that kid, you cheap bastards? 0.99

01:50:23.000 I mean, complaining about ink, you are your father's son, man. 0.99

01:50:27.000 Like, come on.

01:50:28.000 What is this?

01:50:28.000 Come on.

01:50:29.000 Don't get in the studio.

01:50:31.000 Regulate yourself, jagass. 1.00

01:50:33.000 Anyway, I think you're one of the most important media personalities.

01:50:37.000 You're the first guy to get my money.

01:50:39.000 I've never paid for content.

01:50:40.000 I'm a new guy here, and that's what I appreciate about you. 0.98

01:50:44.000 But if you need a video switcher or a Joe Boy to take the load off, Ryan, important my ass. 0.95

01:50:50.000 Anyways, I do have a question. 0.96

01:50:51.000 If you self-censor, how?

01:50:54.000 Me personally?

01:50:57.000 Yeah, are you self-censoring now at all?

01:50:59.000 And if so, how?

01:51:02.000 Very, very tiny bit.

01:51:03.000 Like, just stuff that I don't want to ostracize people if there's someone in the room. 0.54

01:51:06.000 Like, say, a porn, on the Gavin McKinnon's show, I'd have a porn star on the show, and she could be naked or something like that. 1.00

01:51:12.000 I'm dialing that back a bit because I don't want people to have to worry about the kids walking by the living room.

01:51:17.000 And I try to take it easy on the swearing, but no, there's no self-censoring on this show.

01:51:23.000 This is free speech.

01:51:24.000 You can say anything.

01:51:25.000 And I just looked up Sandbanks.

01:51:27.000 Dude, it's like four hours from you.

01:51:29.000 I'm sorry.

01:51:30.000 You're near Buffalo and it's near Kingston.

01:51:34.000 Yeah, I'm near right near Niagara Falls.

01:51:36.000 And you're right.

01:51:37.000 The Niagara Falls and Buffalo border is not far along.

01:51:40.000 And we get the, you know, back in the day, we used to get the big influence of the TV stations from over there because we're close, right?

01:51:46.000 You can get them better than you can get Toronto stations.

01:51:49.000 So, yeah, I'm right on the border.

01:51:51.000 But I love your work, brother.

01:51:52.000 I'm proud of you both. 1.00

01:51:54.000 Ryan is a fuck up, but buy him some fucking computers, man. 1.00

01:51:58.000 What do you mean, buy him some computers? 1.00

01:52:00.000 We have a TriCaster here.

01:52:01.000 We have a $25,000 TriCaster.

01:52:05.000 What equipment are we missing?

01:52:06.000 I want computers.

01:52:08.000 I don't know.

01:52:09.000 I don't know what you're missing.

01:52:10.000 TriCas is a good start, but if you're lagging, it's because you don't have enough RAM or something.

01:52:15.000 Thank you, sir.

01:52:15.000 I don't know.

01:52:16.000 I love you.

01:52:17.000 I am out.

01:52:18.000 Later.

01:52:19.000 Peace.

01:52:20.000 I need new computers.

01:52:21.000 New computers.

01:52:23.000 You sound like an immigrant going, I need to have new shoes. 1.00

01:52:27.000 I want computers.

01:52:27.000 Like when you see those refugees complaining at the German refugee camps, and they're like, we don't have enough shoes.

01:52:34.000 They have no Wi-Fi.

01:52:36.000 Their Wi-Fi not working.

01:52:38.000 The food's disgusting.

01:52:40.000 You're a refugee. 1.00

01:52:41.000 I thought you were coming from a war-torn country.

01:52:43.000 We got Sean Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

01:52:45.000 Go ahead, Sean.

01:52:47.000 Gavin, plot for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

01:52:50.000 LeonardoCaprio plays a struggling actor in the 60s.

01:52:53.000 His stunt double is Brad Pitt.

01:52:55.000 Living next to him is Sharon Tate.

01:52:57.000 And what Tarantino does is he works the Manson murders into it in the only way that Tarantino would.

01:53:03.000 But something about the way that he used the story to change it, I think he's making a reflection upon the youth of today.

01:53:10.000 It's the one line that he uses at the end that's omitted that he uses in the beginning.

01:53:18.000 Sorry to make anything out of that.

01:53:19.000 Another thing, so something that cooks do is they use semantic games. 0.97

01:53:23.000 I've had a discussion with a guy who said that you can't be a radical feminist unless you're a crazy Trump supporter.

01:53:30.000 I said, there's also such a thing as a gentleman.

01:53:32.000 And then he tried to just destroy what the word gentleman was by going back to the origin.

01:53:39.000 And I saw the other day a man tried to take the word patriot and he tried to use that and he tried to disparage that as well. 0.99

01:53:45.000 But I just wanted to comment on the guy who used the word patriot and I wanted to be like, dude, why the fuck didn't you just use misogynist? 0.98

01:53:52.000 Haru. 0.98

01:53:54.000 Hi.

01:53:54.000 Thanks.

01:53:56.000 What percentage of that did you get?

01:53:58.000 I got it all.

01:53:59.000 Really?

01:53:59.000 What was he saying about what was the line in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?

01:54:03.000 It was omitted in the end, but they put it in the beginning.

01:54:07.000 And I guess he doesn't want to spoil it, but.

01:54:10.000 Spoil it.

01:54:11.000 I don't know it offhand, but that's interesting.

01:54:13.000 He omitted it from the end to not make it such a punch, I guess.

01:54:18.000 And it was something about the kids today?

01:54:20.000 Yeah, it's...

01:54:23.000 So it's like a real sort of like be a real man kind of a movie.

01:54:26.000 It's masculine, it's Americana, but yeah, you could always pick something out to be like, I don't know.

01:54:32.000 I think you're not.

01:54:32.000 There's no social justice.

01:54:33.000 Like, it's not some chick kicking everyone's ass? 0.99

01:54:36.000 No. 1.00

01:54:36.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:54:39.000 Stop being all sanctimonious about the spoiler. 1.00

01:54:41.000 I don't give a shit about his gay movie. 1.00

01:54:43.000 A lot of people do. 1.00

01:54:44.000 I would be upset if I heard me say that.

01:54:47.000 So let's go to Devon.

01:54:48.000 The guy dies in the end.

01:54:49.000 No, they don't.

01:54:50.000 Devon City superheroes.

01:54:51.000 Or maybe they do.

01:54:54.000 Superhero movies, go on now.

01:54:56.000 Wow, he just dropped.

01:54:58.000 Okay.

01:54:59.000 Accents.

01:55:00.000 Simon, accents.

01:55:00.000 Simon.

01:55:05.000 I think it's you.

01:55:06.000 I think I heard a goodbye.

01:55:09.000 Really?

01:55:10.000 Yeah.

01:55:11.000 Are you offline?

01:55:11.000 Okay.

01:55:15.000 Yeah, I did it.

01:55:19.000 Oh, yeah, and I did it.

01:55:20.000 I said, hey.

01:55:21.000 No, but you didn't notice.

01:55:23.000 No, I did not.

01:55:24.000 Yeah, I noticed.

01:55:25.000 heard the sound.

01:55:27.000 Yeesh.

01:55:30.000 Okay.

01:55:32.000 What are the advantages of responding to that Wall Street Journal guy?

01:55:37.000 I'm not even sure I can comment on the case.

01:55:39.000 Fame Fortune, that kind of stuff?

01:55:44.000 Okay.

01:55:46.000 We got calls.

01:55:47.000 Alright.

01:55:48.000 Can you hear us, sir?

01:55:53.000 Or ma'am?

01:55:54.000 Cherish, tell us all about Israel and Zionism.

01:55:58.000 Okay, I'm Cherash.

01:56:00.000 I'm a big-time fan.

01:56:01.000 I signed up yesterday, literally.

01:56:04.000 And I wanted to know your opinion on Israel and Zionism and such.

01:56:09.000 Because I know right-wingers sometimes don't like Israel at all.

01:56:12.000 They're very anti-Israel sometimes.

01:56:14.000 Yeah, I'm a big Zionist.

01:56:15.000 I love Israel.

01:56:16.000 And I think the wall, what they did with the wall, is a great blueprint for America.

01:56:23.000 You have giant cement parts.

01:56:26.000 Only 5% of it is that cement thing.

01:56:28.000 The rest is all a smart fence.

01:56:29.000 So we should have giant cement wherever we need it, but also miles and miles of smart fence where an ICE officer can get there within a minute or two.

01:56:39.000 Oh, and here's another crazy idea I had just to go off topic. 0.98

01:56:42.000 This sounds so dumb, but every time I say it to someone, they can't tell me why it's not dumb. 0.98

01:56:46.000 So you got the smart fence, right? 0.99

01:56:48.000 Someone jumps over it.

01:56:49.000 You say no.

01:56:50.000 You put them back.

01:56:51.000 You've got a gun there.

01:56:52.000 And even if they're with the kid, you go, get back.

01:56:54.000 And then you just wait until they wander away. 0.97

01:56:58.000 And it's up to Them, what happens, and if they die, well, you died in Mexico, it's not my problem, and now you don't have to worry about detaining and going through all their papers and all that shit. 0.90

01:57:07.000 I mean, if you try to break into the Yankee stadium and you get caught, they don't process your papers and try to get you a ticket to the game, they throw you out and they stand there and say, Get out of here, and they make sure you walk back to the subway. 0.82

01:57:22.000 Yeah, I live here in Gaza, and the NDP here seems to be pretty anti-Israel and pro-Palestine.

01:57:28.000 Yeah, that's the cool thing to do.

01:57:30.000 And I think they get it from Britain, the Labour Party there.

01:57:33.000 Jeremy Corbyn is all pro-Palestine because it sounds cool, the underdog and stuff. 0.59

01:57:38.000 But what they don't realize is that Israel is the underdog across the entire Middle East.

01:57:43.000 Yes, in Gaza, Palestine's the underdog.

01:57:46.000 But when you live in a country where the entire surrounding millions of miles want you dead, you're the underdog.

01:57:54.000 So we need them there, and I love them.

01:57:57.000 Bye.

01:57:57.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:57:59.000 Uhuru.

01:58:00.000 Uhuru.

01:58:02.000 We got Devin.

01:58:03.000 Superhero movie.

01:58:04.000 Still reeks of perfume in here.

01:58:06.000 Hey, Devin.

01:58:07.000 All right.

01:58:08.000 Yeah, I'm back.

01:58:09.000 All right, so actually, I got some good news for you. 0.95

01:58:12.000 You might be able to afford some more computer shit with the nine grand I'm about to make you. 0.94

01:58:17.000 Okay. 0.97

01:58:18.000 So if Kasparian and them got you a thousand subscribers and you made a hundred grand, Infowars getting you a hundred subscribers is ten grand.

01:58:29.000 *laughter*

01:58:36.000 In other words, a hundred times a hundred is ten thousand?

01:58:43.000 Yep, believe it or not.

01:58:44.000 You know, when I said that, I felt kind of uneasy.

01:58:48.000 And my dad is a physics guy.

01:58:51.000 He did math at Glasgow University.

01:58:52.000 And I could feel him sort of looming over me, even though he's not dead, going, are you serious, pal?

01:58:58.000 You think 100 times 100 is 1,000?

01:59:01.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:59:02.000 We are so stupid. 1.00

01:59:04.000 Well, thank you for the $9,000, Caller. 0.99

01:59:07.000 Really appreciate it. 0.85

01:59:08.000 Hey, so my call was about shitty superhero movies. 0.95

01:59:08.000 Yeah, man. 0.95

01:59:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:59:15.000 And we can agree that the last Avengers movie was just Social Justice Warrior fucking heaven. 0.98

01:59:22.000 So good. 0.98

01:59:24.000 With the Avenger chicks running into battle, like, all badass. 1.00

01:59:28.000 Have you heard who's playing Thor in the next Thor movie?

01:59:31.000 Yeah.

01:59:32.000 Natalie Portman.

01:59:33.000 No.

01:59:34.000 5'4.

01:59:34.000 She's 5'5.

01:59:36.000 She's 5'5 ⁇ . 1.00

01:59:37.000 She weighs 100 pounds.

01:59:38.000 You know, the Vikings, the Nordics, and the Germans, he was mostly a Germanic guy, but he comes from Nordic folklore, they came up with him because they heard...

01:59:55.000 And people grab each other on the street and go, what the?

01:59:57.000 Oh, and they laugh because they were so scared.

01:59:59.000 That's how they came up with him.

02:00:01.000 He literally represents masculinity.

02:00:04.000 And there is Natalie Porter.

02:00:06.000 You know no one's going to watch that.

02:00:08.000 Women don't want to be Thor, and men don't want to see Thor as a little tiny Jewish girl. 0.99

02:00:15.000 Yeah, and that Valkyrie chick in the movie is apparently bisexual. 1.00

02:00:19.000 That needs to be said.

02:00:20.000 Oh, we got to squeeze that in there.

02:00:21.000 You know, I still have to look into this.

02:00:23.000 I would think I was drunk on a plane when I saw this, but I believe that Melissa McCarthy is in a movie about the Westies, which was the Irish Mafia in Hell's Kitchen in New York, big in the 80s, but they go back to the 70s and stuff in the 90s.

02:00:39.000 The Westies could not have been more masculine. 0.91

02:00:42.000 And I think they're doing a Ghostbusters where they're doing a Westies movies, and it's all Westies chicks with guns shooting bad guys. 1.00

02:00:49.000 There were no female Westies. 0.99

02:00:51.000 Why are they doing this?

02:00:52.000 I don't get the impetus.

02:00:57.000 Hey, what's gayer?

02:00:58.000 Seeing superhero movies by yourself or seeing Disney movies by yourself?

02:01:01.000 How dare you?

02:01:02.000 Seeing what movies?

02:01:03.000 What was the second one?

02:01:04.000 Disney.

02:01:05.000 Disney movies.

02:01:06.000 Disney is gayer. 0.99

02:01:07.000 They're both pretty gay. 0.99

02:01:08.000 But the beauty of those kind of ultimatums is Ryan's guilty of all your options. 0.98

02:01:15.000 He's everything wrong with the world.

02:01:16.000 All right, thanks.

02:01:17.000 See you later.

02:01:18.000 Later, dude.

02:01:20.000 You know what's funny about it's not actually Thor that she's playing.

02:01:23.000 It's spelt differently. 0.99

02:01:24.000 It's the whore. 1.00

02:01:28.000 Oh. 1.00

02:01:29.000 We got time for probably one more call.

02:01:32.000 Are we running out of room on the card?

02:01:34.000 Yep.

02:01:35.000 That doesn't matter, though, because it's live streamed.

02:01:37.000 Yeah, I guess so.

02:01:38.000 All right. 0.98

02:01:39.000 Question for the gay. 0.98

02:01:41.000 These shows are too long. 0.97

02:01:42.000 Yeah.

02:01:43.000 Although Anthony shows two hours.

02:01:43.000 Trudette.

02:01:45.000 Yeah.

02:01:46.000 And Joe Rogan, dude.

02:01:48.000 Wow.

02:01:49.000 That's crazy, man.

02:01:50.000 That's crazy. 1.00

02:01:51.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:01:52.000 Who's there? 1.00

02:01:53.000 Let's go.

02:01:55.000 Be better.

02:01:57.000 Be better.

02:01:58.000 What's up, buddy?

02:02:00.000 Hi there.

02:02:01.000 I have a question.

02:02:02.000 Well, not really a question.

02:02:03.000 Just a statement. 0.98

02:02:04.000 How I admire how Gavin puts it, where when you're at Trump Sport in 2019, you're pretty much a gay. 1.00

02:02:12.000 I was filling up my gas tanks yesterday for my lawnmower at the gas station.

02:02:16.000 And the guy in front of me, when I pulled in, he kind of looked at me.

02:02:19.000 I looked at him.

02:02:20.000 We didn't say anything.

02:02:21.000 About eight minutes went by because I had these two large gas tanks.

02:02:25.000 He had a large diesel truck.

02:02:26.000 He was filling up.

02:02:27.000 I looked at him.

02:02:27.000 He looked at me.

02:02:28.000 No big deal.

02:02:29.000 I hear the click go off on his gas station or the gas meter, whatever.

02:02:35.000 So he was packing up ready to go.

02:02:37.000 He looks at me and says, I like your hat.

02:02:39.000 And I was wearing a mega hat.

02:02:41.000 Jumps in his car, drives off.

02:02:42.000 Almost like he was embarrassed.

02:02:45.000 What city is this?

02:02:48.000 This is in Dodger, Wisconsin.

02:02:51.000 Oh, Madison, Wisconsin.

02:02:52.000 Yeah, that's Berkeley right there.

02:02:54.000 That's where my wife is from. 1.00

02:02:55.000 It can be pretty intense.

02:02:57.000 In fact.

02:02:58.000 Right.

02:02:58.000 It's about, well, it's about 30 minutes southwest of Madison, but you get the backflow.

02:03:03.000 Yeah, because Wisconsin's pretty cool.

02:03:05.000 Like, you go to northern Wisconsin and it's pretty mega.

02:03:08.000 It's just Madison, that island of insanity.

02:03:12.000 No, totally.

02:03:13.000 And it's the entire state where there's these little pockets of liberals and you can't say what you want to say.

02:03:19.000 And all the, like, even in the small towns, but you just get this feeling like all the mega people just have to be quiet.

02:03:26.000 You can look at each other.

02:03:27.000 You can smile, but you're still not allowed to say anything.

02:03:30.000 We're gay in the 50s, dude.

02:03:32.000 Okay, thanks for calling out.

02:03:33.000 Let's make out sometime.

02:03:35.000 Thank you.

02:03:36.000 Take it easy.

02:03:39.000 You're going to make out with them?

02:03:40.000 Yep.

02:03:41.000 Hurry up, dude.

02:03:43.000 What are you doing?

02:03:44.000 One of the things on your scroll-through screen is a picture of yourself, and you keep scrolling to it.

02:03:49.000 Wow, what do we have?

02:03:50.000 Like 100 calls?

02:03:51.000 We got a lot.

02:03:55.000 Okay, we got Shiloh from Texas.

02:03:58.000 Are you just skipping into the middle now?

02:04:01.000 Yeah, Shiloh.

02:04:02.000 No, this guy's been waiting for 10 minutes.

02:04:03.000 Shiloh from Texas, talk about Chinese.

02:04:06.000 What's up, Shiloh?

02:04:08.000 We're talking about Chinese downhill.

02:04:10.000 I was listening to a podcast the other day, and we did that up in Toronto back in the darts when I was about 15, about 10 years ago.

02:04:19.000 We would longboard this summer going down big hills and down Toronto and just hockey, full hockey pads, and just fuck each other up going down 25, 30 miles an hour.

02:04:33.000 Why do you think people are so averse to danger? 0.55

02:04:36.000 I mean, there was always almost always somebody breaking a bone. 0.98

02:04:40.000 Always, everybody ate shit at like 30 miles an hour, so everybody was bleeding. 1.00

02:04:45.000 Why are the kids today so averse to just being dangerous and having stupid fun? 1.00

02:04:51.000 The unions infiltrated the teachers' minds and got them into Marxism, because Marxism is pro-union. 0.99

02:04:57.000 And that somehow inevitably leads to a war on masculinity. 0.97

02:05:01.000 And now, from a very young age, from kindergarten, they say, boys shall not be boys.

02:05:05.000 Don't be rambunctious, or we'll have to give you Riddlin.

02:05:07.000 And the next thing you know, they stripped men and young boys of what they most love, which is the reckless testosterone, the danger, the thrills. 0.87

02:05:16.000 You know, the whole reason we've conquered the world and had all these wars and created all these things and found all these lost countries is because we've had balls. 0.90

02:05:25.000 But now that we're castrated, we're losing that.

02:05:28.000 And, you know, they're going to regret it because we're more than just guys who go down hills on longboards.

02:05:33.000 We're guys who cure cancer, who save lives, who catch bad guys. 0.99

02:05:38.000 And when they sit here and castrate us, they get this world of these chubby SJW allies that they don't even want to fuck. 0.99

02:05:45.000 Like, you look at the way they portray us in commercials where we're always fumbling with something and going, whoa, they don't want to fuck that guy. 0.99

02:05:51.000 So they're ruining it for themselves. 0.98

02:05:54.000 And so we have to just sort of say, you know what?

02:05:57.000 I'll be handling this.

02:05:58.000 You're not good at running society.

02:06:00.000 Your matriarchy trivializes me. 1.00

02:06:02.000 And without me, you're nothing. 0.99

02:06:05.000 Hang up. 0.51

02:06:06.000 Thanks, Shiloh.

02:06:08.000 Tony, I want to talk about that.

02:06:09.000 All right, this is how we're going to get through these.

02:06:10.000 The person asks the question, and then I do my answer, and as I'm doing my answer, you hang up, and then we go to the next one.

02:06:15.000 Okay.

02:06:17.000 Hello.

02:06:19.000 Glass Regions, Tanya Shaw.

02:06:21.000 Go ahead.

02:06:22.000 Just sort of say, you know what?

02:06:24.000 I'll be handling this.

02:06:25.000 You're not good at running society.

02:06:27.000 Your matriarchy trivializes me. 1.00

02:06:30.000 No, you're nothing.

02:06:32.000 Well, there's our lag.

02:06:35.000 Thanks for calling.

02:06:38.000 What are you doing?

02:06:39.000 Don't worry about it.

02:06:41.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:06:42.000 Pressing shit. 1.00

02:06:43.000 Why? 1.00

02:06:44.000 Hello, button.

02:06:46.000 Glass?

02:06:47.000 They just would have realized. 1.00

02:06:49.000 Why are you pushing all these fucking buttons all the time? 1.00

02:06:52.000 I accidentally hit one. 1.00

02:06:53.000 Why is your hand there?

02:06:54.000 Inconsequential.

02:06:55.000 Well, no, because I'm dipping down the volume.

02:06:57.000 Consequential.

02:06:58.000 So what did that guy say?

02:06:59.000 I couldn't understand him. 0.81

02:07:00.000 I don't know what I'm doing and I suck at my job? 0.95

02:07:03.000 No. 1.00

02:07:04.000 He was saying you suck at your job? 1.00

02:07:05.000 No. 1.00

02:07:06.000 What was he saying?

02:07:07.000 He's saying that he's from Spec Point.

02:07:13.000 Vincent?

02:07:15.000 What was that guy saying?

02:07:17.000 That was just our feed.

02:07:20.000 So we were listening to ourselves.

02:07:21.000 We were listening to somebody.

02:07:22.000 I was just hitting it out of the park today, Ryguy.

02:07:25.000 Realizing that they're now on the show.

02:07:29.000 Okay.

02:07:29.000 Hello.

02:07:30.000 Are you there?

02:07:33.000 Yeah, I'm here.

02:07:34.000 I just wanted to ask about Gavin's thoughts about Trump's most recent tweet about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, how he doesn't think it's real money.

02:07:42.000 Yeah, it's not my area of expertise, my friend.

02:07:46.000 Sorry, I can't help you. 0.99

02:07:47.000 Stop pushing those motherfucking buttons or I'm going to stop you. 1.00

02:07:50.000 Why? 1.00

02:07:52.000 Because you're not competent.

02:07:53.000 You keep hitting the blue buttons.

02:07:54.000 I accidentally did.

02:07:56.000 Many times.

02:07:56.000 And now it's fixed.

02:07:58.000 How does that distract you?

02:07:59.000 Yes.

02:08:00.000 That much.

02:08:01.000 Yes, I'm sitting here watching the soundboard go zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.

02:08:06.000 I'm getting annoyed.

02:08:07.000 Fixing problems. 0.99

02:08:08.000 Just answer the fucking calls, please. 0.99

02:08:10.000 So what was, what did he say? 1.00

02:08:12.000 Forget it.

02:08:13.000 He wants to know about Bitcoin. 0.99

02:08:14.000 I don't know a shit about Bitcoin. 0.98

02:08:16.000 All right. 1.00

02:08:17.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:08:18.000 Maybe that ought to be the last one because it disconnected us. 0.99

02:08:20.000 All right, fine.

02:08:21.000 I give up.

02:08:22.000 But before we go, I want to talk about Blue Chew.

02:08:27.000 Blue Chew has all the active ingredients that Viagra and Cialis does, but it's not hard to get.

02:08:32.000 It's very easy to acquire.

02:08:34.000 You just go to B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.

02:08:37.000 Now I'm annoyed that you hung up on all those people.

02:08:39.000 How many were there?

02:08:42.000 I didn't hang up.

02:08:43.000 They're still there.

02:08:43.000 It's just Skype keeps disconnecting.

02:08:45.000 Well, I didn't do anything.

02:08:46.000 Reconnect, please.

02:08:47.000 I could do that.

02:08:48.000 I don't want to.

02:08:49.000 These people are paying for a service.

02:08:51.000 They get to talk in once a week, and we shouldn't hang up on them just because you keep pushing weird blue buttons.

02:08:56.000 That is not what happened even slightly.

02:08:59.000 So you could think that if you'd like, but it's not true.

02:09:03.000 You go to B-U-E-C-H-E-W.com and you use the promo code GAVIN.

02:09:08.000 And what happens then is all you have to do is pay the $5 shipping and they send you free Bluetooth.

02:09:13.000 Now, I can't call it Viagra.

02:09:15.000 I can't guarantee anything.

02:09:16.000 The FDA monitors these ads very strictly to have one of these blue pills in your wallet for emergencies.

02:09:23.000 And that includes if you're married.

02:09:25.000 Sometimes you go out with your wife and it's been so long since you went out with her that you overdo it and you get wasted.

02:09:31.000 Then you come home and she's like, well, the kids are in bed.

02:09:34.000 I'm in a great mood.

02:09:35.000 Here's your moment.

02:09:35.000 And you're like, nah.

02:09:38.000 You can't do that.

02:09:39.000 This is an insurance policy to make sure that whenever there is an opportunity for you to strut your stuff, you are prepared.

02:09:48.000 Now, I think this is much more important with young men.

02:09:51.000 I think they should always be ready because she could be the one that you're about to fall asleep on.

02:09:57.000 So go to B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.

02:10:02.000 use the promo code Gavin, and you can have a totally different sex life.

02:10:07.000 You can go for two rounds.

02:10:08.000 You can always be guaranteed.

02:10:10.000 It also makes a great gift to give to your friends.

02:10:13.000 Hey, buddy, good luck tonight.

02:10:15.000 Shloop.

02:10:16.000 In the wallet, it goes. 0.97

02:10:17.000 Sex is not a minor detail.

02:10:19.000 The two most important things about dating are first impressions and sex.

02:10:23.000 If you blow one of those, you're doomed.

02:10:25.000 And who knows?

02:10:26.000 You might get Eva Mendez or someone of that caliber.

02:10:30.000 And you might get nervous and you might go, this is so important tonight.

02:10:33.000 I'm going to blow it.

02:10:34.000 And then you blow it.

02:10:36.000 So please, BlueChew.com, use the promo code Gavin.

02:10:40.000 And after paying the $5 shipping, you get free erectile dysfunction pills.

02:10:48.000 It comes to your house in a normal bag.

02:10:49.000 It doesn't say boner pills on the front.

02:10:52.000 All right, let's plow through these calls.

02:10:54.000 Antonio.

02:10:55.000 Antonio.

02:10:57.000 Hello?

02:10:58.000 Hey, can you hear me?

02:10:59.000 Yep.

02:11:00.000 Hey, what's up?

02:11:02.000 I'm just calling you to let you know that there was a big rape allegation about a big footballer called Neymar.

02:11:14.000 And the whole case was really insane.

02:11:17.000 And I think you should check it out.

02:11:19.000 It was a train wreck.

02:11:21.000 Okay.

02:11:22.000 Thanks for calling.

02:11:23.000 Appreciate it, buddy.

02:11:25.000 I have no idea what he said.

02:11:27.000 A footballer rape allegation.

02:11:29.000 Brad Brewer, probably going to get it.

02:11:31.000 Wait, a football rape allegation?

02:11:33.000 He said he's probably going to get attacked.

02:11:34.000 Yeah, I'll look that up while you're talking to Brad.

02:11:37.000 How are you there, Brad?

02:11:37.000 Step on up.

02:11:39.000 Gavin McInnes and Ryan catch up Rivera.

02:11:42.000 How are you?

02:11:43.000 Hello.

02:11:43.000 Good.

02:11:43.000 How are you?

02:11:45.000 Good.

02:11:45.000 Hey, well, I'm in Cincinnati getting ready to go into the Trump rally in a few minutes.

02:11:51.000 And I'm wondering, if I don't get attacked by Nintendo, but I'm wondering what you think the chances are that Trump brings Nicholas Sandman on the stage tonight.

02:12:00.000 I'm calling it.

02:12:02.000 That he brings who on the stage?

02:12:03.000 Trump.

02:12:04.000 Nicholas Sandman, the kid with the Indian dude that banged the drum in his face. 1.00

02:12:09.000 The Hellington kid.

02:12:10.000 Oh, yeah, that would be awesome.

02:12:12.000 That guy lost, right?

02:12:13.000 That's too bad.

02:12:15.000 Well, he lost the first one.

02:12:17.000 They still have the other ones with the two major newspapers, but.

02:12:21.000 Oh, good.

02:12:22.000 Yeah, you know, I'll never get over that interview where she said, you were standing your ground is a little aggressive, don't you think?

02:12:30.000 Like, should that be a t-shirt?

02:12:33.000 Oh, yeah.

02:12:34.000 Anyway, it would be awesome if he pulls him up.

02:12:36.000 I hope he does.

02:12:37.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

02:12:39.000 All right. 1.00

02:12:40.000 So the footballer, I don't care about that kind of shit. 1.00

02:12:43.000 I hate football shit. 1.00

02:12:44.000 And rape shit. 1.00

02:12:44.000 And he means soccer. 1.00

02:12:46.000 Yes.

02:12:47.000 Some guy, Naimar?

02:12:48.000 Yeah.

02:12:48.000 What a weird thing to call into this show for, though.

02:12:51.000 Like, I understand you have your European stuff or you probably, you know, you live in Belarus or something, and soccer is everything to you.

02:12:59.000 But why call into my show?

02:13:00.000 I can barely wrap my head around the Mets.

02:13:03.000 Yeah.

02:13:04.000 I don't get it.

02:13:06.000 We got Dan talking about live studio audience.

02:13:08.000 But go in the order that people have been waiting.

02:13:11.000 Okay?

02:13:11.000 Obviously.

02:13:12.000 Alrighty.

02:13:13.000 Why wouldn't you do that?

02:13:14.000 This is 11 minutes compared to 17 minutes.

02:13:16.000 So yeah, I will get back to Jack.

02:13:18.000 Let's talk about Mario Lopez, but go ahead.

02:13:21.000 The studio audience, Dan.

02:13:24.000 Yo, how do I become part of the Milo show studio audience? 1.00

02:13:27.000 I messaged Ryan on Instagram and he just left me on red, dick. 0.99

02:13:31.000 Sorry. 0.99

02:13:31.000 All right, Ryan, I'll get back to you. 0.99

02:13:33.000 Next call.

02:13:36.000 17 minutes.

02:13:37.000 Mario Lopez.

02:13:38.000 Okay.

02:13:39.000 Mario Lopez.

02:13:42.000 Hey, Gavin.

02:13:43.000 Hey, Ryan.

02:13:43.000 Hello.

02:13:44.000 Just wanted to ask you guys what your thoughts were about Mario Lopez kowtowing to the left and falling back on his comments he made on the Candace Owen show about parents transitioning their kids or encouraging their kids to transition at a young age.

02:13:58.000 Love the show.

02:13:59.000 Perfect example.

02:14:00.000 Thanks for calling.

02:14:01.000 Perfect example of Clown World.

02:14:03.000 Mario Lopez is on Candace Owens' show.

02:14:06.000 He says he finds it alarming that you would listen to a three-year-old who says, I want to transition and become a girl now that I'm a boy or a boy to a girl.

02:14:15.000 He didn't say that shouldn't be allowed and it shouldn't be allowed.

02:14:19.000 He just said, I'm alarmed by that.

02:14:22.000 Totally vilified. 0.98

02:14:23.000 I noticed he was vilified by this guy at the Federalist, who's a conservative gay. 0.79

02:14:27.000 And even he was mad at him, which confused me because usually conservative gays are kind of rational.

02:14:32.000 But yeah, this guy has been vilified for saying the most basic and logical thing I've ever heard.

02:14:39.000 Next.

02:14:41.000 Let me see.

02:14:42.000 Diamond accent again, twice with the beauty of those.

02:14:45.000 Yes, whatever.

02:14:46.000 Diamond. 1.00

02:14:47.000 It was accents again, you fucking twat, actually, because you fucking cut me off. 1.00

02:14:52.000 But there you go. 0.99

02:14:53.000 Anyway, yeah, I think we need to talk about your view on accent here, Gav, because, yeah, it's a bit nonsensical at the moment.

02:15:02.000 I think, like the, we briefly touched on it before, that the best way to handle it is to keep, retain some of your country of origin accent while you're speaking English, rather than trying to put on a full and faggy American accent like one of your previous callers Mars. 0.86

02:15:21.000 Like when British guys go out to France, we don't try and put on a French accent. 0.95

02:15:26.000 We're like, oi, oi, mademoiselle, will you fucking cliche pull Marces one or fucking what? 0.96

02:15:32.000 You know, we're not like trying to put on a faggy accent to try and pull. 0.99

02:15:36.000 And likewise, we don't want to hear it back in an American accent from a chick saying, you know, in an American accent. 0.99

02:15:45.000 We'd rather have that French accent, wouldn't we?

02:15:47.000 I totally disagree.

02:15:49.000 I think within the English language, you do what is your area of origin.

02:15:55.000 So if you're from Croydon and you meet with posh people in West London, you still talk like you're from Croydon.

02:16:01.000 That I strongly believe.

02:16:02.000 But no, when you learn the language, you try to have as little an accent as possible.

02:16:07.000 You say bonjour, comment savvais, vous est grandie allor.

02:16:12.000 You want it to be as understandable as possible.

02:16:15.000 No, it's much better to stick with your British accent, especially like, or if you've got to pick one, pick a half-decent accent.

02:16:22.000 Don't go for a faggy American accent. 1.00

02:16:25.000 Like, wouldn't it be much more fun if, like, in a small village in France, people were speaking with a fucking Birmingham accent when they spoke English or something rather than an American accent. 0.99

02:16:37.000 I think the American accent is the purest English accent. 0.95

02:16:41.000 It's the one that's closest to the phonetics.

02:16:43.000 So if you want to do the best English, you should probably do American. 1.00

02:16:47.000 But I can't understand people when they have an accent. 1.00

02:16:49.000 No, no, no, no, absolutely not.

02:16:51.000 Come on, man.

02:16:53.000 I used to speak to this guy, and he spoke with the most quintessential British accent.

02:17:00.000 And it was the most beautiful thing to hear.

02:17:02.000 And yeah, I know I'm saying slightly against what he is, but he nailed the British accent properly, not with a faux faggy American accent. 1.00

02:17:10.000 And it's because his English teacher told him to watch Faulty Towers.

02:17:14.000 And I couldn't get out of my mind that the guy sounded so much like John Cleese after that. 0.77

02:17:20.000 It was ridiculous.

02:17:21.000 I think you can possibly get the British accent perfect, then do that. 0.86

02:17:26.000 Okay.

02:17:27.000 So let's just recap your message here.

02:17:30.000 When you go to another country, don't try to have a good accent.

02:17:34.000 Don't try to sound like them.

02:17:36.000 Then next point.

02:17:37.000 Your favorite English speaker did your accent.

02:17:41.000 Did a British accent perfectly.

02:17:45.000 So you just contradicted yourself. 1.00

02:17:47.000 He sounded like a faggot Northern European. 1.00

02:17:50.000 You just said the opposite. 1.00

02:17:53.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

02:17:54.000 Sound, sound.

02:17:56.000 See you later.

02:17:57.000 All right.

02:17:58.000 Don't try to sound like the country.

02:18:00.000 Unless you're speaking English to people in England, then do try to sound like the country.

02:18:04.000 Got it.

02:18:05.000 That was pretty funny.

02:18:06.000 Leslie Jones?

02:18:11.000 Connor?

02:18:13.000 For Scotland's sake, my boy, I'm talking about what is too much fighting.

02:18:18.000 For example, I was talking to some glass machines in Philadelphia, and we have an Alaska.

02:18:24.000 But we'll switch back to my American accent. 0.99

02:18:27.000 We essentially, I essentially got assaulted by a wigger and two black men, and I kicked the shit out of this white guy, because he comes up to me, and he's like, hey, you got a problem? 0.99

02:18:38.000 And I call him a fucking proddy because, you know, me and you, both Scotch-Irish Catholics. 1.00

02:18:43.000 And I turn on and I kick the shit out of this kid. 1.00

02:18:45.000 And what happens? 0.99

02:18:46.000 I look down, I'm pounds this man's face, and he says, I'm like, no, just me and him.

02:18:52.000 And then he looks up, and I look up and there's two guys flashing a gun at me, and they say, give me all your money.

02:18:58.000 Now, I've been in about 10 fights, and I won most of them.

02:19:02.000 I got jumped to Philadelphia because I'm a Patriots fan.

02:19:05.000 But my point, my question being, how many fights too many?

02:19:09.000 Because as I get older, more weapons are getting involved and such.

02:19:12.000 You know what I mean?

02:19:14.000 Yeah, I think 10 fights is a lot for civilians.

02:19:18.000 But I also think you can't be fighting in cities that you're not familiar with.

02:19:22.000 You don't know where you are.

02:19:23.000 Are you in the south side of Chicago?

02:19:25.000 Are you in South Central?

02:19:26.000 You know, are you in East New York?

02:19:28.000 There's all kinds of different rules in different areas.

02:19:31.000 Like, you see those rich kids in Italy, they decide they're going to fight a drug dealer.

02:19:35.000 And then this other guy shows up, so they stab him.

02:19:38.000 Turns out that guy was a cop. 0.63

02:19:39.000 He's dead.

02:19:39.000 They're going to be in jail for the rest of their lives.

02:19:42.000 Like, you got to stick to your hood when it comes to violence.

02:19:46.000 So that was a bad move getting in a fight there.

02:19:48.000 And I'm sorry, you got jumped, so you had no choice.

02:19:50.000 But generally, I would definitely try to avoid fighting when you're not on your home turf.

02:19:54.000 And you don't go to Boston if you don't want to fight.

02:19:58.000 Because every single person in that entire town, including old ladies, wants to fight you right now. 1.00

02:20:02.000 And the perfect example of this was I was at a strip club in Boston, and there's a woman standing like that. 1.00

02:20:07.000 I see in between her legs, she's naked. 0.99

02:20:10.000 I can't remember if she had bottoms on, probably had bottoms on. 1.00

02:20:12.000 And I see through her legs, and there's a guy that was sort of a horseshoe bar, and he's looking at me through her legs like this. 0.78

02:20:18.000 Like he wanted, naked ladies are entertaining us, and he wants to fight. 1.00

02:20:22.000 All right, let's do the next call.

02:20:25.000 Don't do sound effects.

02:20:26.000 We're in a rush.

02:20:27.000 All right, AI and hobos.

02:20:30.000 Okay.

02:20:31.000 Oh, hey.

02:20:32.000 So on Saturday night, I get home like around midnight.

02:20:38.000 And long story short, there's like a hobo screaming at me through my windows at my house.

02:20:44.000 And he like pees all over my driveway.

02:20:47.000 But so I was wondering, like, what do you think we should do about them?

02:20:50.000 Because they obviously need help.

02:20:52.000 But at the same time, all these policies that are hobo-friendly are like attracting them to our cities. 1.00

02:20:58.000 What city are you in?

02:20:59.000 San Francisco?

02:21:02.000 San Diego, a really wealthy area, like a famous surfer beach.

02:21:08.000 Yeah.

02:21:08.000 Yeah, you got to call the cops.

02:21:10.000 You have to call the cops.

02:21:11.000 I'm really against. 0.99

02:21:12.000 I'm against calling the cops, but in that kind of scenario, those guys are nuts. 0.92

02:21:16.000 There was a bum here in New York City who went to Moby's Tea Room, and it was called Teeny, T-E-A, and then New York. 1.00

02:21:25.000 And the guy who worked there said to this bum, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

02:21:28.000 What are you doing here? 0.99

02:21:29.000 And the bum was like, uh, in the front steps. 0.97

02:21:30.000 And the guy was, move, get off the steps.

02:21:33.000 And of course, the bum doesn't see a normal person. 0.98

02:21:36.000 It sees satanic demons with his mother's head. 0.99

02:21:40.000 So he stabbed the guy with a fork. 0.99

02:21:42.000 It went through the guy's eye, into his brain, killed him. 0.95

02:21:44.000 He was something like 21-year-old hipster. 0.95

02:21:47.000 Don't fight bums. 1.00

02:21:48.000 Thanks for calling.

02:21:49.000 You did the right thing. 0.99

02:21:51.000 All right, missionary sex, Danny. 0.98

02:21:53.000 We got five more minutes, folks. 0.98

02:21:54.000 We were half an hour over the max.

02:21:57.000 Talk to us, Danny.

02:21:59.000 Go, Danny.

02:22:00.000 Come on, Danny.

02:22:02.000 Come on, Blue Chew. 0.76

02:22:03.000 Don't be shy, Danny.

02:22:04.000 Chomp, chomp, chomp, Blue Chew.

02:22:06.000 Danny, you're missing out.

02:22:08.000 Oh, Danny boy.

02:22:09.000 Danny might miss his shot.

02:22:10.000 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are blowing.

02:22:15.000 Danny, you got two seconds.

02:22:16.000 I finally got unmad from you using the bathroom.

02:22:19.000 Okay, how about the buttons?

02:22:20.000 That was 40 minutes.

02:22:21.000 How about the buttons? 0.98

02:22:23.000 This is how I gauge my pussiness. 0.99

02:22:26.000 Soldiers have to smell dead body smell. 0.99

02:22:29.000 Probably a lot.

02:22:30.000 Okay, good.

02:22:30.000 So that's kind of the scope we're dealing with here.

02:22:33.000 Working at this place is like dealing with dead bodies in Afghanistan. 1.00

02:22:37.000 It's a war zone.

02:22:38.000 Good, okay.

02:22:38.000 So we're in Blackhawk Down.

02:22:40.000 Coming to work is Blackhawk Down.

02:22:41.000 I just gauge it as like we're very far from dead body smells, so I think we're living large.

02:22:46.000 Timothy Vincent Gallo, go on now.

02:22:50.000 Hey, I love the fact that you have Prince Vince in the opening credits, and I was just curious if you have any interest in getting Vincent Gallo to come on for an interview or something.

02:23:00.000 Amazing.

02:23:02.000 That's kind of a cool idea.

02:23:04.000 Yeah.

02:23:06.000 Is he kind of a cool guy?

02:23:11.000 Hello, sir.

02:23:12.000 All right, that's enough of that.

02:23:13.000 Which guy is he in the intro?

02:23:16.000 Forget it, just hang up.

02:23:18.000 Brent did?

02:23:21.000 All right, we got Anthony.

02:23:23.000 Call me on Twitter.

02:23:24.000 I'm outside.

02:23:25.000 Okay, these things get it wrong sometimes, so maybe that's not what he said.

02:23:28.000 Anthony?

02:23:31.000 no man direct they gather so anthony comia has But someone is running a parody account on Twitter for him.

02:23:40.000 Wink, wink.

02:23:41.000 When will someone run a Gavin parody account?

02:23:44.000 Thank you.

02:23:45.000 They crack down on me super hard.

02:23:47.000 So they have the URLs for my computer and my phone.

02:23:50.000 They can tell if I'm...

02:23:58.000 They're really, really cracking down.

02:24:00.000 And it's funny because when you look at my past 20 tweets, they were so remarkably benign and funny.

02:24:06.000 But we do have free speech.tv.

02:24:10.000 I have nothing to do with that.

02:24:11.000 That's Ryan who does all that.

02:24:14.000 Don't ban it.

02:24:15.000 That's the closest we have to Twitter.

02:24:17.000 Instagram's active, too.

02:24:19.000 You know, sometimes I check in on other people's stuff, and I'm just shocked at how insular and cunty it's become. 1.00

02:24:26.000 Without these checks and balances, the lunatics are running the assembly. 0.86

02:24:29.000 It reminds me of that turkey episode of CRTV Tonight, where I learned that a male turkey will be at a female turkey farm, and he has no purpose.

02:24:38.000 It's not like a rooster.

02:24:40.000 But just being there makes them all act calmer.

02:24:43.000 And it's the same with cows.

02:24:44.000 Even when the cows are not looking to be inseminated, they'll have a bull on sight just because everyone seems to be calmer when a dude is around.

02:24:53.000 I think that's very telling.

02:24:56.000 Tom, talking about getting tacky on the show.

02:25:00.000 Is that right?

02:25:01.000 Takai?

02:25:01.000 Hello?

02:25:02.000 Hey, Tom.

02:25:04.000 Hi.

02:25:04.000 No, I was wondering about if you get, for the next free speech, if you get Chenk Uyghur with Theodore Dalrymple.

02:25:12.000 Yeah, as we saw, it's really hard to get them.

02:25:15.000 And they get nervous and they run to the media and say, they offered me money to be on the show.

02:25:21.000 And then you go, well, maybe I'll get some Antifa guy.

02:25:24.000 And then you go, no, he's going to dox the place and blow it up.

02:25:27.000 Like the liberals are so far gone.

02:25:28.000 It kind of is like that homeless person caller I was talking about.

02:25:31.000 You can't just say, hey, let's talk.

02:25:33.000 What's going on here?

02:25:34.000 So, you know, we did reach out to the young Turks.

02:25:37.000 We reached out to, I assume that the company that reached out to Anna, I've subcontracted this task out because I hate doing it.

02:25:46.000 I assume they went out to Chenk and everyone else. 0.90

02:25:48.000 But they just go, no, because they can't compete in the marketplace of ideas.

02:25:51.000 Believe me, any liberal you can think of, I have begged and spent thousands of people.

02:25:56.000 Theodore Dalrymple.

02:25:58.000 Sorry to interrupt.

02:25:59.000 What?

02:26:01.000 Theodore Dellrimple from Kaki Meg?

02:26:03.000 Yeah, I bet I could get that.

02:26:05.000 What I might start doing is just having sort of Joe Rogan type ones where I just sit down with a conservative or maybe get two conservatives.

02:26:12.000 Maybe it'll come down to that.

02:26:13.000 Maybe I'll give up on the whole liberal versus conservative thing because I'm going to start running out of them.

02:26:18.000 Thanks for calling though, buddy.

02:26:20.000 Stop.

02:26:21.000 You know, Sam Seder actually said I'll debate you anytime, any place.

02:26:25.000 He said that years ago.

02:26:27.000 So, I mean, just to let you know this is.

02:26:29.000 Ryan, focus on the calls.

02:26:31.000 Okay, we're just doing calls now.

02:26:33.000 We're trying to get through these.

02:26:34.000 We have literally one minute left and you're Googling stuff.

02:26:37.000 I didn't know that.

02:26:38.000 The other caller said she did call the cops and Mexican Latin cop showed up. 0.99

02:26:42.000 I know.

02:26:43.000 Okay.

02:26:44.000 I don't know how you knew that.

02:26:44.000 Sean showed up.

02:26:45.000 She said she did in the call.

02:26:48.000 Sean.

02:26:49.000 Hey, Gavin.

02:26:50.000 Hey.

02:26:52.000 There's a study with rats that you inject stress hormone into them and then their children have high stress hormones.

02:27:00.000 It's the same with the left, like the squad.

02:27:02.000 They come from like Somalia and shitholes. 1.00

02:27:05.000 So then they have the shithole gene. 0.97

02:27:08.000 And then they come here and they look everywhere and they're like, oh my God, this place is horrible. 0.96

02:27:12.000 It's basically Somalia.

02:27:14.000 So theory.

02:27:16.000 So you're saying that the stress of being in a shithole is genetic and it carries on to the next generation.

02:27:22.000 So they still have this sort of panic brain.

02:27:26.000 Yeah, like you see Alexandria Ocadia-Cortez being a socialist because she came from a socialist place. 1.00

02:27:34.000 so she just has that gene in her. 1.00

02:27:37.000 It's kind of racist, but I think it's a...

02:27:43.000 She's Puerto Rican. 1.00

02:27:44.000 She's a bitch. 1.00

02:27:45.000 Okay, thanks for calling, buddy. 1.00

02:27:47.000 Yeah, she's ethnically a bitch. 1.00

02:27:49.000 We're out of time. 1.00

02:27:50.000 Yeah, we are.

02:27:50.000 Sorry, callers.

02:27:52.000 I'll try to blab less.

02:27:53.000 Maybe I'll have no guest on Thursday so we have more time for calls.

02:27:59.000 Cortez, I believe, is from Puerto Rico, which is not a socialist place.

02:28:03.000 It's in America.

02:28:04.000 So that part of the theory isn't fantastic.

02:28:07.000 But I do like the idea of inherited genes, inherited characteristics.

02:28:14.000 Like they say that about the Scots.

02:28:15.000 The reason that they're such drunks is because they love putting themselves in a bad situation because they like adversity because they were at war with the English for 700 years.

02:28:25.000 And the ones who don't like adversity are dead.

02:28:27.000 So they like conflict and they like being in trouble.

02:28:29.000 That's why they drink themselves into a tizzy so they can be disoriented.

02:28:37.000 So we're back Monday with the normal show.

02:28:39.000 We just got the Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte show up.

02:28:43.000 We have a tsunami of free speech presents coming.

02:28:47.000 We've got History of Punk coming up soon.

02:28:49.000 I did a thing on the devil's music and how when these parents were all mad at rock and roll, we laughed at them, but maybe they were right.

02:28:56.000 We've got a thing called Heroes of Color coming soon about all these people who try to, these black people who try to steal the black American experience despite growing up totally and utterly white. 1.00

02:29:07.000 And then we have a funny little video coming up soon called Shithole Denial about the three types of people who go to shitholes and die or get raped. 0.93

02:29:15.000 And the three categories are people who go there to prove that everything is groovy. 0.80

02:29:20.000 One.

02:29:20.000 Two, people who go there because everyone is groovy and it doesn't matter.

02:29:24.000 And then three, people who go there to make everyone groovy and fix the problem in Somalia. 0.69

02:29:31.000 They're usually dead by the end of their story.

02:29:34.000 Be brave.

02:29:36.000 Get fired.

02:29:37.000 No, I said it wrong.

02:29:39.000 Get fired.

02:29:40.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 01, 2019

GOML LIVE #6

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