Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E44 - EVERYTHING IS RACIST

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:40.000 *sniff*

00:00:45.000 That was Aphex Twin with the song Window Liquor.

00:00:50.000 I don't usually do electronic music as intros to the show, and very rarely on Off the Record.

00:00:57.000 We should shoot some more off the records.

00:00:58.000 But that was a big hit in the...

00:01:05.000 I think it was the 90s.

00:01:06.000 And it was Apex Twins Window Licker.

00:01:08.000 Possibly the greatest music video of all time.

00:01:11.000 You may have noticed that I'm wearing AirPods.

00:01:15.000 Yes, I hate AirPods, and I am wearing AirPods.

00:01:21.000 I'm as annoyed as you are.

00:01:23.000 I feel as betrayed as you do.

00:01:26.000 I'm reminded of the time in 1989, I took a bus to New York City from Montreal to get a tattoo.

00:01:35.000 I believe it was this tattoo, the big stupid red hot chili peppers looking thing.

00:01:41.000 And when I was there, it was in Greenpoint, before Greenpoint was anything, right?

00:01:46.000 In Brooklyn.

00:01:47.000 I had no idea where I was.

00:01:48.000 I felt like I was on Mars because it took so long to get there.

00:01:53.000 And the woman, Andrea, Andrea's tattoos, Greenpoint, Brooklyn, 1989.

00:01:59.000 She said she was wearing Teva sandals, like sports sandals.

00:02:04.000 And I was mortified.

00:02:05.000 This is like a punk chick that all the punks knew all around the world.

00:02:09.000 And she was wearing Tevas.

00:02:10.000 And she's like, I'm sorry.

00:02:11.000 They're just so comfortable.

00:02:13.000 And as far as the AirPods go, my coach at my boxing gym at Champs, he wears them all the time.

00:02:23.000 And it desensitized me a little bit.

00:02:26.000 And now I'm one of them.

00:02:27.000 And Ryan wears them too.

00:02:29.000 Look, he wears headphones under his headphones.

00:02:33.000 You don't even know they're there sometimes.

00:02:34.000 I will never do it in public.

00:02:36.000 I do it for puttering around the house, listening to podcasts and stuff.

00:02:40.000 And I'm not shameless about it.

00:02:44.000 I won't ever do it in public.

00:02:46.000 But I feel like it's as bad as wearing flip-flops inside your home.

00:02:50.000 Or, you know, like chefs.

00:02:52.000 Chefs, you don't get mad at them for wearing crocs, right?

00:02:55.000 They're just a very good cooking shoe.

00:02:58.000 Yeah.

00:02:59.000 But if you wear Crocs on the street, I'll stab you.

00:03:03.000 Toes first.

00:03:04.000 It's unbelievably hot in New York City today.

00:03:08.000 It sucks.

00:03:09.000 It's been hot all week.

00:03:10.000 And it's not, we haven't even started August yet.

00:03:13.000 So we, as you know, here in the studio, we get this to like freezer levels.

00:03:18.000 And then it slowly gets warmer as the show goes on.

00:03:21.000 I've been wearing yarmulcas on my knees.

00:03:23.000 I got these Trump yarmulkas sent from Israel.

00:03:28.000 This Israeli dude, he made these yarmulkas.

00:03:31.000 And I hope this isn't like anti-Semitic that I'm wearing them on my knees.

00:03:36.000 Is that like putting Muhammad on your bottom of your shoe or something? 0.99

00:03:40.000 I don't know.

00:03:41.000 Maybe it's just like you have Jewish knees. 1.00

00:03:43.000 Are you allowed to do this?

00:03:45.000 Is this desecrating the Yarmuka?

00:03:47.000 I don't know.

00:03:48.000 All right.

00:03:49.000 Well, feel free to send letters and say don't ever do that again, you dick.

00:03:52.000 But my knees get cold when I wear shorts in AC.

00:03:55.000 So the Yamakahs keep everything perfect. 0.99

00:03:59.000 Yeah, Aphex Twin, king of sort of dance music.

00:04:03.000 But this video, I've been obsessed with it for years.

00:04:06.000 I think it's so good.

00:04:08.000 I actually wrote about it in Vice years ago and interviewed the director and stuff.

00:04:14.000 This looks more current than the 90s, man.

00:04:17.000 Well, look it up, Window Licker.

00:04:18.000 It says 2018 for this upload.

00:04:21.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:04:22.000 Thanks for the input.

00:04:28.000 Europeans are better at post-production.

00:04:34.000 Go back to the very beginning, though.

00:04:36.000 It starts out with these guys.

00:04:38.000 I don't think the black guy had ever acted before. 1.00

00:04:40.000 And the Mexican guy.

00:04:43.000 We'll get nowhere, man.

00:04:44.000 Drive like a little bit.

00:04:45.000 Drive like a little bitch, man. 1.00

00:04:46.000 You ain't driving this motherfucking Daisy nigga. 1.00

00:04:48.000 This is all adlist.

00:04:50.000 I get tired of rolling with your slow ass, nigga. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Just roll, man.

00:04:53.000 Something nice there.

00:04:54.000 Oh, they got some bitches right there. 1.00

00:04:55.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:04:56.000 Nigga, let's roll. 1.00

00:04:57.000 It's home, motherfucker.

00:04:58.000 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

00:04:59.000 Damn, I'm just gonna be a bitch.

00:05:01.000 A motherfucker, man, dick on hard. 0.96

00:05:03.000 Nigga, I'm ready to fuck, nigga. 1.00

00:05:04.000 Straight up, nigga. 1.00

00:05:05.000 I was ready to get my shit.

00:05:06.000 This kind of reminds me of.

00:05:07.000 I should have had a warning first.

00:05:08.000 Not very family-friendly.

00:05:10.000 Remind you that this bit that I heard about Black Darth Vader?

00:05:15.000 Uh-huh.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, where it's like, man, Darth Vader ain't.

00:05:20.000 People thought, you know, just because James Earl Jones is his voice, he's a brother.

00:05:23.000 I know he wasn't black.

00:05:24.000 He said, if Darth Vader was black, he'd be like, Luke, I ain't your father.

00:05:30.000 Said something like that.

00:05:32.000 You gotta pay some galactic child support.

00:05:36.000 Shit, you need Space Maury to go over there with a manila envelope with DNA results.

00:05:40.000 Like, he your father.

00:05:41.000 Space Maury, did you just?

00:05:42.000 Yep.

00:05:43.000 I think you think that's super funny, but you don't want to say the N-word.

00:05:47.000 So you pretended you heard that.

00:05:49.000 I made that up.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, that's clear.

00:05:52.000 It's my new thing.

00:05:52.000 And that delivery was so bad.

00:05:55.000 I felt on the spot.

00:05:56.000 You felt, you, you, this is why you're a bad actor.

00:06:00.000 You can't do stuff spontaneously like that.

00:06:03.000 That was so bad.

00:06:05.000 And the concept is funny.

00:06:06.000 I knew Darth Vader wasn't black.

00:06:08.000 I'm your father.

00:06:09.000 Ain't no black man gonna say I'm your father. 0.92

00:06:11.000 That could have been great.

00:06:13.000 And you totally ruined it with your big, stupid, shaggy dog hair from the Muppet show, Mr. Frago Rockhead.

00:06:20.000 Are you going to feel the force?

00:06:22.000 Yeah, you ruined it.

00:06:23.000 Terrible.

00:06:24.000 Terrible.

00:06:25.000 This is why you bombed a Guitar World.

00:06:28.000 Guitar Center.

00:06:29.000 No, no, no.

00:06:30.000 Sorry.

00:06:30.000 Imperial guitar.

00:06:31.000 Oh, whoops.

00:06:32.000 Got the wrong name of the guitar store.

00:06:34.000 That's important.

00:06:35.000 Anyway, go back to that video.

00:06:37.000 So they want to go pick up some chicks. 1.00

00:06:40.000 They see two girls.

00:06:42.000 I don't give a fuck, huh?

00:06:43.000 Damn.

00:06:44.000 What the fuck is going on up in this bitch? 1.00

00:06:46.000 Let me play my shit, nigga. 1.00

00:06:48.000 It's my mother's shit.

00:06:48.000 Okay, go look at the scroll because this goes on and on and on.

00:06:50.000 I don't give a fuck, bitch. 1.00

00:06:52.000 Damn.

00:06:53.000 What's the fuck going on up in this motherfucker?

00:06:55.000 Do you not show up, bro?

00:06:58.000 What the fuck?

00:06:59.000 We gotta be in the car.

00:07:00.000 What's that, nigga? 1.00

00:07:01.000 What's fucking robbed with y'all arriving?

00:07:02.000 What is it?

00:07:02.000 Nigga, you ain't never some rope trip ass niggas, you sleep on ass food.

00:07:06.000 Don't be coming up talking to shit with the music like that for me.

00:07:08.000 Girl, nigga, slow your roll. 1.00

00:07:09.000 You just die, nigga. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Girl, you can get in. 0.91

00:07:11.000 You can sit right here on my motherfucking lap.

00:07:13.000 Let's roll,'cause it's part in the...

00:07:16.000 Hold on, man.

00:07:18.000 Sit down.

00:07:18.000 Girl, go on and get in this car, girl.

00:07:20.000 We can have this time.

00:07:20.000 Let's handle our business.

00:07:21.000 Nigga, this shut the fuck up, nigga. 1.00

00:07:23.000 Hey, girl, go on in the car, girl, so we can handle his business, girl. 0.62

00:07:26.000 You make a nigga what fuck, girl. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Throw him in the car.

00:07:29.000 You ain't got shit coming.

00:07:31.000 You ain't got shit coming.

00:07:33.000 How you think I'm going to talk to you with your fake ass super on the girl? 1.00

00:07:36.000 You can't do that.

00:07:36.000 Go.

00:07:37.000 Can you meet me?

00:07:39.000 Girl, what the girl?

00:07:40.000 What the fuck is you talking about, broke girl? 0.99

00:07:42.000 You see something broke about this girl for me?

00:07:44.000 Keep rolling.

00:07:44.000 You ain't got nothing to offer me but your broke ass.

00:07:47.000 And take your mama car home, nigga. 1.00

00:07:48.000 At least you're going to be a little bit more.

00:07:49.000 Bitch, don't try and diss me, hoe. 1.00

00:07:51.000 Bitch, don't try and diss me. 1.00

00:07:52.000 I'm a player girl for real.

00:07:54.000 Play a player, girl.

00:07:55.000 You know what it be funny?

00:07:56.000 To see them, like, narrate Planet Earth.

00:08:00.000 Yo, that little bird fucking making a nest for that bitch. 1.00

00:08:05.000 That bird's trying to fuck. 1.00

00:08:08.000 Oh, girl, don't talk about my motherfucking hair. 0.98

00:08:10.000 No, the fuck these people talk about my hair.

00:08:12.000 Bitch, fuck up, you girl. 1.00

00:08:13.000 You need to get hair.

00:08:13.000 Nigga, you need to get something done in your shit.

00:08:17.000 That's what I said, nigga. 1.00

00:08:18.000 You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.

00:08:21.000 You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.

00:08:23.000 Like you from Beverly Hills or some shit.

00:08:24.000 Come going to get the car that's wrong.

00:08:28.000 Don't be putting your motherfucking nose up in the air, bitch. 1.00

00:08:30.000 I think it's right around the corner.

00:08:31.000 They gonna get it off, girl. 0.99

00:08:32.000 You simple ass nigga. 1.00

00:08:34.000 You better roll off.

00:08:35.000 Look, we don't never get no pussy because your stupid ass nest bitches. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Fuck that bitch. 1.00

00:08:39.000 You broke.

00:08:40.000 Cause you can't get no play.

00:08:42.000 You can't get no fucking play on that.

00:08:46.000 Is this racist?

00:08:48.000 I'm just realizing that.

00:08:50.000 Like in the 90s, this was just a cool video where this weirdo shows up and does a crazy dance.

00:08:57.000 But now in the politically correct eyes of 2019, I see a white man kill two people of color with his big white Rolls-Royce.

00:09:10.000 They're trying their game and then look how quick this happens.

00:09:13.000 He's got the perma smile and the black women are into him. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Jesus, we have ruined art.

00:09:21.000 No one called this racist when it came out.

00:09:23.000 It was just weird.

00:09:24.000 Yeah.

00:09:25.000 You know what's racist about Spider-Man that I noticed?

00:09:28.000 Spider-Man is the one white character.

00:09:30.000 He's got a black Mary Jane, a black, I mean a Chinese friend, an Indian nemesis in school, and the only special one is Peter Parker. 0.89

00:09:38.000 So by diversifying the people around him, they actually made it kind of racist.

00:09:42.000 Well, didn't they also make Spider-Man black and gay or something?

00:09:45.000 No, they made him Latino for the cartoon version one.

00:09:50.000 See, and the black women love him. 1.00

00:09:54.000 That's sort of like, I think in the notes I sent you, Mario Lopez is in trouble today.

00:09:58.000 He's a Twitter moment for something he said in June.

00:10:01.000 And when you see what he said, it's so remarkably benign that art is ruined, conversation is ruined.

00:10:10.000 We see everything through these Nazi glasses, the Nazi glasses. 0.85

00:10:14.000 So I was shocked at my own interpretation because it seeped into my brain.

00:10:18.000 Like when I saw Apex Twin, I was just going, that's kind of messed up that those two people of color were just hit by a white Rolls-Royce. 1.00

00:10:26.000 In fact, I saw on Anthony's show, someone's in trouble for getting a white dog.

00:10:32.000 I think it was Ivanka Trump.

00:10:33.000 No way.

00:10:34.000 She got a white dog that has blue eyes, and people are calling it racist.

00:10:40.000 Why didn't you get a brown dog? 0.68

00:10:41.000 It's an Aryan dog. 0.99

00:10:43.000 Yeah.

00:10:45.000 Dogs aren't racist.

00:10:46.000 The master breed. 0.98

00:10:48.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 Aryan breeder.

00:10:52.000 What the hell is going on?

00:10:53.000 Now dogs are a race?

00:10:55.000 So are brown dogs black people? 0.99

00:10:57.000 Are black dogs?

00:10:58.000 What are Asian dogs? 0.69

00:11:00.000 Are yellow dogs?

00:11:01.000 One Asian. 0.99

00:11:05.000 So yeah, so Mario Lopez was on Candace Owens' show.

00:11:08.000 And he said they were talking about little kids who say they identify as a different gender.

00:11:15.000 And he says, yeah, I mean, a three-year-old, she says she's a boy and they're going to start transitioning.

00:11:21.000 I don't even think he said that's bad.

00:11:23.000 I just think he said, I'm confused by that.

00:11:25.000 Now he hates gays and doesn't want trans people to exist.

00:11:30.000 What the hell is going on in this clown world?

00:11:33.000 This new trend where celebrities are coming out.

00:11:35.000 And I know Charlize Theron did this a few weeks ago and saying that their child is picking their gender.

00:11:41.000 And this is strange to me just because I, and they say, oh, I looked at my child.

00:11:45.000 My child was swimming in a bathtub and looked up and said, mommy, I'm a boy.

00:11:48.000 And that's weird to me because even though I'm not scroll ahead a little bit, I reality where they just should go.

00:11:58.000 Well, then you're going to be a boy or a girl, whatever the case may be.

00:12:01.000 And it's sort of alarming.

00:12:03.000 And I just think about the repercussions.

00:12:05.000 He's talking about changing the gender of a three-year-old. 0.78

00:12:09.000 Okay.

00:12:09.000 And he said that's kind of alarming.

00:12:12.000 And he's in trouble.

00:12:15.000 I mean, I'll bet you 90% of gays that I would go up to on the street, even in New York City, would go, yeah, it is kind of alarming. 1.00

00:12:24.000 That's a good word for it.

00:12:25.000 You know, you try this with dogs.

00:12:27.000 Big backlash.

00:12:29.000 No, really.

00:12:29.000 He's just like, I'm going to change my dog's name.

00:12:31.000 I got to cut off his peepee. 1.00

00:12:34.000 We should do that.

00:12:34.000 And then they're going to be like, let's try to get a little bit of a bunch of multiple.

00:12:37.000 Let's start using this cop at my gym was saying he wants to get a big bus, like a luxury tour bus, and start bringing loads of illegals from the border in Texas to New York City.

00:12:48.000 Wow.

00:12:48.000 And just drop them off at Times Square and call the bus the Love Mobile.

00:12:52.000 Nice.

00:12:52.000 And not dress them up as Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse and Spider-Man.

00:12:55.000 Yeah.

00:12:55.000 Or even in my neighborhood where they're all about diversity and hate has no home here.

00:12:58.000 I have a great idea.

00:12:59.000 We live next to a really crappy area, an all-black part of town. 1.00

00:13:02.000 Why don't we start busing the kids from that school to our local school?

00:13:07.000 Maybe 100?

00:13:09.000 Add 100 to the mix.

00:13:10.000 I assume you'll all be for that, right?

00:13:12.000 You want more diversity?

00:13:13.000 There'll be no protests from parents when we bring in the black kids from the projects. 0.98

00:13:18.000 And it's temporary.

00:13:19.000 Local schools.

00:13:20.000 And also the city that you're in, they pay for it.

00:13:22.000 Yeah.

00:13:23.000 It doesn't hurt.

00:13:24.000 Let's do it.

00:13:26.000 Yeah, we should do that.

00:13:28.000 I'm changing my dog's gender, his having his penis removed. 1.00

00:13:31.000 Yeah.

00:13:32.000 But their dogs, they don't know what's going on.

00:13:34.000 They have no control over it.

00:13:35.000 Similar to a child, perhaps.

00:13:37.000 You can't get a tattoo till you're 18, but you can start changing genders at three. 1.00

00:13:42.000 The clowns are running the asylum.

00:13:45.000 Just play it for a little bit more.

00:13:46.000 See if he says trans people should be able to do it. 1.00

00:13:48.000 I just see depression because when I was in fifth grade, I don't know, it was this weird thing in fifth grade where me and my girlfriend Molly, like we just, we were tomboys.

00:13:56.000 We just were like, we're tomboys now.

00:13:57.000 So we'd wear like baggier pants.

00:13:59.000 The cargo pants were in.

00:14:01.000 And I tried to make my voice a little bit deeper.

00:14:04.000 One year, went to middle school and everything was fine, you know?

00:14:06.000 It was just a phase.

00:14:08.000 And I hadn't gone through puberty yet.

00:14:10.000 Like, you can't make a decision about your sexuality when you're three years old.

00:14:13.000 I was in fifth grade.

00:14:14.000 Well, that's just it.

00:14:15.000 I don't think you're, when you're a kid, I, you know, at least when I was a kid, I remember the kids still think my diarse, certain boys have cuties and that's it.

00:14:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:14:23.000 They're so totally benign, a totally benign conversation.

00:14:30.000 And the radicals are pillaring him for not being radical enough.

00:14:36.000 What the F is going on?

00:14:37.000 I remember some guy in my wife's tribe, a family member, he looks, you know, American Indians often look Chinese.

00:14:44.000 He didn't like that he was American Indian for some reason.

00:14:46.000 This is when he's a little kid.

00:14:47.000 So he would say he's Hmong.

00:14:49.000 You know, H-M-U-N-G, like from Gran Torino, those Chinese immigrants. 1.00

00:14:53.000 And he was Hmong for like two years. 1.00

00:14:55.000 And he hung out with Hmong kids.

00:14:57.000 And that was his thing.

00:14:58.000 He's not Hmong anymore. 1.00

00:15:00.000 Good thing we didn't give him Hmong surgery. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Speaking of the lunatics taking over the asylum, this isn't in the notes, Ryan, but I saw that Tim guy, Tim, what's his name?

00:15:11.000 Tayne?

00:15:11.000 No.

00:15:12.000 No, it's in your email.

00:15:13.000 Okay.

00:15:15.000 The guy who's bald who wears a hat.

00:15:17.000 Oh, Tim Poole.

00:15:18.000 Tim Poole.

00:15:18.000 I got it.

00:15:19.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:15:19.000 Why do bald guys wear hats and think we can't tell?

00:15:22.000 Like the Edge and you too?

00:15:23.000 Do we think you're just really cold all the time?

00:15:26.000 I like Tim, but that hat really annoys me.

00:15:29.000 Anyway, he's talking about Candace Bushnell.

00:15:32.000 Now, Candace Bushnell is the one who created Sex in the City, and she is responsible. 1.00

00:15:37.000 She's Hitler. 0.95

00:15:39.000 She is, no, she's worse than Hitler. 0.91

00:15:40.000 She's Mao. 0.58

00:15:41.000 She discouraged millions of women from getting married and settling down and having kids. 1.00

00:15:47.000 And the result was they didn't have kids.

00:15:49.000 Those kids didn't have kids. 0.92

00:15:50.000 Those kids didn't have kids. 0.92

00:15:51.000 So I say she's killed millions of people.

00:15:54.000 She is a genocidal maniac. 1.00

00:15:56.000 And her lie was that you don't need to have kids. 0.98

00:15:58.000 You can just be a whore in Manhattan. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Just be a whore and spend all your money on shoes and forget settling down. 1.00

00:16:05.000 Your ovaries will last forever. 1.00

00:16:06.000 And she ruined lives. 0.99

00:16:08.000 Well, guess what?

00:16:09.000 She deeply regrets it now.

00:16:14.000 Offensive segment on children and family.

00:16:17.000 This story from the Daily Mail.

00:16:19.000 Sex and the City writer Candace Bushnell, 60, admits she regrets choosing a career over having children.

00:16:25.000 Why am I having Tim read to us?

00:16:28.000 Candace Bushnell, 60, says she regrets that.

00:16:30.000 Sex and the city creator says that. 0.89

00:16:32.000 Okay, anyway, I don't know why.

00:16:33.000 I should have just showed you the article.

00:16:34.000 But here's something I'd like to remind you of.

00:16:36.000 So she's still a whore at 60, and she is about to undergo the Mona Lisa. 1.00

00:16:42.000 That also sent that in the links.

00:16:44.000 Well, if you look in the article there, you can see she's an older woman, suddenly becomes in love interests a much younger man.

00:16:51.000 The Mona Lisa treatment, a vaginal restorative surgery often recommended to middle-aged women.

00:16:58.000 So the problem with being a whore is, for life, a career whore, is that you don't have kids and you regret that. 0.97

00:17:06.000 And you end up having sex with younger men who are surprised by your vagina. 1.00

00:17:11.000 And so you get surgery to make your vagina seem younger. 1.00

00:17:15.000 Sounds like paradise to me.

00:17:16.000 Wow.

00:17:17.000 Good work, Candace.

00:17:19.000 Way to ruin society.

00:17:21.000 All right, speaking of women, we saw the debate last night. 1.00

00:17:26.000 I'm going to call the debate last night the women's debate because it was only for women. 0.99

00:17:31.000 Men, we're not watching that.

00:17:32.000 And we had this series of clowns get on stage.

00:17:35.000 Marianne Williamson, Tim Ryan, Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigig, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren Beto wrote John Hinklelooper, John Delaney, Steve, what's his name?

00:17:47.000 Is he off my notes?

00:17:50.000 Hinkle Looper?

00:17:51.000 You said that.

00:17:52.000 John Delaney, Steve Bullock?

00:17:54.000 Yep.

00:17:54.000 That sounds about right.

00:17:55.000 Oh, I don't have all my notes here.

00:17:57.000 Poop.

00:18:00.000 Yes, I do.

00:18:00.000 John Delaney, Steve Bullock.

00:18:02.000 Sorry.

00:18:03.000 It was a shit show, and it was so boring.

00:18:07.000 So I'll just give you the highlights so I don't waste your time.

00:18:10.000 A lot of talk about businesses, and there was so much contempt in their voice when they talked about money and corporations, and they'd say billions.

00:18:19.000 Like they say billions with such anger and rage, like they're talking about pedophiles or something.

00:18:24.000 It's disgusting.

00:18:26.000 Billions.

00:18:27.000 And I think most Americans hear the word billion and they go, I would love to have a billion.

00:18:32.000 I'm going to bust my ass.

00:18:34.000 I wonder, is it possible I could come close to a billion?

00:18:36.000 Probably not.

00:18:37.000 Man, I would love to make a million, though.

00:18:39.000 Maybe I'd like to make two million.

00:18:41.000 They love those words, millions and billions.

00:18:44.000 They don't love it when it comes to the debt, and they don't have to hear that because it's up to trillions.

00:18:49.000 I think it's 14 trillion right now.

00:18:51.000 But the way they were talking about corporations and saying, if they could save one nickel, they don't care about you.

00:19:00.000 And that was just accepted as a fact that the company you work for hates your guts and doesn't care about you.

00:19:05.000 Says who? 0.65

00:19:06.000 I mean, I'm not against corporate bashing.

00:19:09.000 I don't like that Amazon paid $0 in tax.

00:19:11.000 And I hate the way big tech doesn't spread it around.

00:19:14.000 Like in the old days, if Kodak made a bunch of money, then it would be spread around.

00:19:18.000 Now, Facebook makes a billion dollars.

00:19:20.000 It goes to one weird nerd, and he just keeps it all to himself, hoards it.

00:19:26.000 That's annoying.

00:19:28.000 But I like the free market.

00:19:30.000 I like business, and I think Americans agree with me.

00:19:34.000 The other bizarre thing about the debate last night was just that it's a given that Trump is about hate and Trump's words are racist.

00:19:43.000 Rob Reiner made that very clear yesterday, too, that if you support Trump, you're a racist.

00:19:46.000 That's just a fact.

00:19:48.000 And Don Lemon had these questions.

00:19:50.000 He goes, he just said this totally matter of fact, like it's a given.

00:19:53.000 So Trump will be running this campaign on racial division.

00:19:56.000 What are you...

00:20:00.000 You just said that like it's a fact.

00:20:03.000 I think you have to preface that with, I get the feeling that.

00:20:06.000 Or personally, I believe.

00:20:09.000 But just, yeah, Trump will be running on racial division.

00:20:12.000 That's a fact.

00:20:13.000 So let me just make this clear.

00:20:14.000 Billions is a bad word.

00:20:15.000 All corporations hate their employees.

00:20:18.000 Trump will be running on racial division.

00:20:19.000 And then another question Don Lamon asked is, how are you going to stop the rise of white supremacy?

00:20:28.000 Now, there's definitely a rise in talking about white supremacy.

00:20:32.000 See if you can find this graph.

00:20:33.000 Here's a challenge.

00:20:34.000 The amount of media attention and news articles that are about white supremacy and racial identity, it's a graph that goes back like 50 years, and it's all like this.

00:20:49.000 And then in the past, say, seven years, it just goes straight up.

00:20:54.000 I should have saved it when I saw it, but it's a shocking graph to see.

00:20:59.000 and Ryan will definitely not be able to find it.

00:21:01.000 And the other thing, too, about when he...

00:21:10.000 When he asks about what are you going to do to stop the rise of white supremacy, no one goes, well, slow down here.

00:21:17.000 I don't think it's really about white supremacy.

00:21:19.000 They all just answered matter of factly, like, it's a fact that America is full of Nazis. 0.76

00:21:23.000 They said Nazi a million times.

00:21:25.000 So the whole debate was just really about health care, and none of them knew what the hell to do.

00:21:30.000 So I'll just take you through all of them quickly.

00:21:33.000 Okay, ready?

00:21:35.000 Go to that picture of them all.

00:21:37.000 Give up on finding the graph.

00:21:38.000 It's below your IQ.

00:21:40.000 It's above your IQ, I mean.

00:21:42.000 Marianne Williamson, definitely going to get the most Google hits after this debate. 0.99

00:21:48.000 She is a complete lunatic who knows nothing about politics at all. 1.00

00:21:52.000 And all she knows is love.

00:21:54.000 She knows nothing about policy.

00:21:56.000 I bet she doesn't even know what the capital gains tax is. 0.90

00:22:00.000 And the way she talks, she talks like a gay dude who's imitating his mother. 0.99

00:22:04.000 And everyone in the room is laughing their heads off because he's nailing it.

00:22:08.000 It's totally perfect.

00:22:10.000 She doesn't talk like an actual person.

00:22:12.000 In fact, even Anderson Cooper in the clip I'm about to show you says, you sound like you're narrating a play.

00:22:18.000 I call her Flaky Marianne.

00:22:20.000 Tim Ryan, I call him Scared Tim.

00:22:22.000 Every picture, every time they came to him, he was like this.

00:22:24.000 Maybe he did an Adderall before he started.

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:28.000 He looked like someone who was caught, like peeping Tom.

00:22:32.000 And he didn't have his hand on his heart for the national anthem.

00:22:34.000 He put his hands down.

00:22:36.000 No one talked about that.

00:22:36.000 That was weird.

00:22:38.000 Oh, someone did talk about it.

00:22:41.000 Was he doing a Kaepernick drunk lesbian blue hair? 0.80

00:22:46.000 He said that he couldn't put his hand over his heart when the national anthem was played at the deafening.

00:22:50.000 Oh, they get you to click the article.

00:22:52.000 They cut off the info right before you get there.

00:22:54.000 Clickbait, clickbait.

00:22:55.000 But apparently he said something about it.

00:22:57.000 What do you think about Buddha J?

00:22:57.000 Oh.

00:22:59.000 We'll get to him.

00:23:00.000 Don't worry.

00:23:01.000 He also said this, like the economy is doing well because people have two or three jobs.

00:23:05.000 As we discussed on this show, that's not true.

00:23:07.000 95% of people have one job.

00:23:10.000 And within that 5%, the majority of the two or three jobs are freelance.

00:23:14.000 They're not full-time.

00:23:16.000 There's 24 hours in a day.

00:23:18.000 Eight times three is 24.

00:23:20.000 Humans will die without sleep.

00:23:22.000 Unless one of your jobs is sleeping, like the FDNY.

00:23:25.000 I think it's like over the course of a lifetime, two or three jobs.

00:23:29.000 I've had two or 300 jobs.

00:23:33.000 Because of absent-mindedness.

00:23:35.000 Yes.

00:23:36.000 Not as a sign of protest.

00:23:37.000 That's ridiculous.

00:23:38.000 Yeah, obviously.

00:23:39.000 Look around.

00:23:39.000 Maybe you didn't like the song.

00:23:41.000 Yeah.

00:23:41.000 I mean, even if you got some Cambodian villager and you just threw him on stage, he'd go, ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:23:48.000 Pete Buddyjig put his hand into his blazer to touch his boob.

00:23:54.000 All right, so that's Tim.

00:23:55.000 Amy Klobuchar.

00:23:57.000 We call her Shakin' Amy. 1.00

00:23:58.000 No one's going to vote for her.

00:24:00.000 She's constantly vibrating like she has a dildo inside of her. 0.98

00:24:03.000 Like she is.

00:24:04.000 Like she is a vibrant.

00:24:05.000 She's fully charged.

00:24:07.000 Device of pleasure.

00:24:08.000 And she said, I'm the grandchildren of immigrants.

00:24:11.000 Yeah, so is everyone.

00:24:13.000 How many of us don't have grandparents who were born here?

00:24:17.000 Like even you and your Puerto Ricans were probably grandparents came here.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:22.000 Pete Buttigig, he is homophobate.

00:24:26.000 The reason they're pushing him is because they want Trump to say something homophobic about him.

00:24:31.000 And I don't think the world is America's homophobic.

00:24:34.000 However, Middle America is going to have trouble with the idea of men 69ing in the White House and the first lady having just filleted the president and the first lady is a man. 0.92

00:24:46.000 I think that's just an image that no matter how open-minded you are, that's going to bother pretty much everyone over 50.

00:24:54.000 Oh, that's it.

00:24:56.000 Good job.

00:24:57.000 Thank you.

00:24:58.000 I would like to formally apologize to my silly sidekick, Ryan.

00:25:02.000 He found the article I was talking about.

00:25:04.000 Doesn't that explain everything?

00:25:06.000 So, I mean, it was pretty bad in 2008, and we got back to that in 2013, but I can live with that.

00:25:16.000 It's 2013 and up that is just absolute insanity.

00:25:20.000 And it's polluting all of our minds, including mine.

00:25:24.000 I saw one of my favorite videos in a totally new light 20 minutes ago.

00:25:30.000 I saw a racist Apex twin. 0.99

00:25:34.000 And it's nothing to do with that.

00:25:35.000 In fact, it's an homage to the ghetto culture of South Central Los Angeles. 0.97

00:25:42.000 He's inserting himself into it.

00:25:44.000 He's not trying to hurt them.

00:25:46.000 He's making himself part of it.

00:25:48.000 And he's lampooning himself because he knows he's not part of it.

00:25:50.000 He's an ugly British guy. 1.00

00:25:52.000 That's why in the video, they all become him.

00:25:55.000 There's nothing political about the video.

00:25:56.000 Go back to the video for a second, if you will.

00:25:58.000 Just jump into the middle of it.

00:26:00.000 what happens is the women turn into him. 0.96

00:26:06.000 This guy is not trying to be down, and he's not trying to.

00:26:09.000 There's nothing racial about this.

00:26:10.000 Oh, that's blackface, I bet. 1.00

00:26:15.000 Interesting, that's crazy, man.

00:26:20.000 That's crazy.

00:26:22.000 He's got about 500 of masks of his own face.

00:26:26.000 That's racist as fuck, man.

00:26:28.000 That's racist.

00:26:33.000 Oh my god, my brain's polluted.

00:26:35.000 I'm seeing this now as a racist video.

00:26:38.000 And that never even remotely occurred to me when this came out.

00:26:41.000 When did this come out?

00:26:43.000 It says 2018.

00:26:45.000 Stop saying that!

00:26:46.000 Of course it says that!

00:26:49.000 Look it up on the internet, you boob! 0.96

00:26:52.000 Hey, I saw that 9-11 was uploaded to YouTube in 2018.

00:26:56.000 Did you know 9-11 happened in 2018?

00:26:59.000 I thought it happened on September 11th, 2001.

00:27:02.000 But according to YouTube, it happened a couple years ago.

00:27:08.000 I can't believe you made that same mistake three times now.

00:27:11.000 Stop saying that with Courtsy's the fucking farmer.

00:27:15.000 99.

00:27:16.000 There we go.

00:27:18.000 So 99 things were still sort of sane.

00:27:23.000 Oh, racist blackface.

00:27:27.000 God, I would.

00:27:28.000 Can you imagine some social justice warrior analyzing this video?

00:27:32.000 They did it to friends, right?

00:27:34.000 When friends went on Netflix, they had all these complaints.

00:27:36.000 And now Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld are racist.

00:27:39.000 I saw the episode, by the way, that they were talking about when they said Eddie Murphy's racist and they make racist jokes about the homeless.

00:27:45.000 You know what the joke was?

00:27:46.000 No, what?

00:27:46.000 Seinfeld said, every time I see a homeless guy, two homeless guys talking, I think, that guy's giving that guy advice.

00:27:52.000 And then Eddie Murphy laughs.

00:27:55.000 Interesting.

00:27:56.000 Believe it or not, SJWs, homeless people shouldn't be giving advice.

00:28:00.000 Their lives suck.

00:28:02.000 That's not offensive.

00:28:04.000 If you don't think their lives suck, give it a whirl.

00:28:08.000 Be homeless in New York for four days.

00:28:10.000 Then call me back and say, that actually ruled.

00:28:15.000 Let's go through these candidates because I'm going to tell you which ones you're never going to see again.

00:28:15.000 All right, sorry.

00:28:19.000 You're going to see Marion Williamson a lot.

00:28:21.000 People like looking at her. 0.67

00:28:22.000 Tim Ryan is gone.

00:28:23.000 Amy, shaken Amy is gone.

00:28:26.000 Pete Buttigig is going to be around for a while because he's a landmine and they want people to say gay stuff about him.

00:28:33.000 Of course, you'll notice Donald Trump didn't take the bait and he gave him the best insult ever.

00:28:38.000 He always gives great insults.

00:28:40.000 He killed Jeb Bush with low energy Jeb.

00:28:43.000 This is, he calls him Alfred E. Newman.

00:28:46.000 And then Pete tried to make a retort saying, oh, that's kind of a boo-boomer thing.

00:28:50.000 I'm not really familiar with Alfred E. Newman.

00:28:52.000 Mad Magazine stopped running their magazine, I think, about a month ago.

00:28:57.000 Never ago.

00:28:58.000 Oh, they did?

00:28:58.000 Yeah, they're done.

00:28:59.000 Oh, wow.

00:29:00.000 They're just going to recycle old content now.

00:29:02.000 Interesting.

00:29:03.000 Bernie Sanders, you're going to see for a while.

00:29:05.000 And I said this on Infowars last night.

00:29:08.000 He's too esoteric.

00:29:10.000 And I know you think I'm saying he's too Jewish, but not all Jews talk like that.

00:29:15.000 He's got a very specific...

00:29:19.000 If that's easier for you to digest here in the political correct Adrianella to say anything. 0.97

00:29:22.000 Imagine a Scottish guy going, I've had enough of that. 1.00

00:29:25.000 She used people. 1.00

00:29:26.000 Hey, it's too good for you.

00:29:28.000 Even if he had good policies, you'd go, eh, Mike Myers in Sorry I Married an X Murder is never going to be president but I think I liked some of the stuff he said, but oh yeah, they started talking about immigration and they said we're going to have strong security at the border, but we're going to decriminalize illegal immigration.

00:29:51.000 Help me out here.

00:29:52.000 So you're going to decriminalize marijuana, yet have really strong marijuana enforcement?

00:29:57.000 What are you enforcing if it's not illegal?

00:30:00.000 Strength through gentleness.

00:30:02.000 And then they just got tangled up in this debate about how they're going to do health care.

00:30:07.000 And none of them had any ideas, except for the bald guy straight above my pen here.

00:30:12.000 That's, what's his name?

00:30:14.000 John Delaney.

00:30:16.000 Sorry, I'm going to just power through this so you know you don't have to waste your time.

00:30:19.000 Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, she smoked Delaney in it. 1.00

00:30:23.000 It was Delaney or maybe it was, yeah, it was Delaney.

00:30:27.000 He said, no, you can't do that with healthcare.

00:30:29.000 I've worked in the healthcare industry.

00:30:30.000 No, that's not going to work.

00:30:31.000 And she goes, I don't know why you would run for president and talk about things you can't do.

00:30:34.000 And the crowd went nuts.

00:30:35.000 And that was very relevant that the crowd went nuts.

00:30:38.000 You know why?

00:30:38.000 Because they want power.

00:30:40.000 They want a tough bitch. 1.00

00:30:41.000 They want a pit bull with lipstick. 1.00

00:30:43.000 They want their Sarah Palin. 0.94

00:30:45.000 So if anyone acts tough during this election and says, you'll be in jail, they're going to get the vote because the DNC wants to fight Conor McGregor and they need a Floyd Mayweather or they're going to get their butt kicked.

00:30:58.000 So you're going to see her.

00:31:00.000 Beta O'Rourke, I don't, I guess you're going to still see him.

00:31:03.000 How are you running on a nickname?

00:31:06.000 Oh yeah, this was another funny thing they said.

00:31:09.000 He said the way he's going to deal with immigration is to make the Central American countries less desperate to come here by helping them improve.

00:31:17.000 Have you ever heard anything more insane in your life?

00:31:19.000 He's going to make Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras, Panama, Costa Rica, all of those shithole countries.

00:31:27.000 Costa Rica isn't that bad.

00:31:28.000 Yeah, it's pretty bad.

00:31:29.000 I used to have a house there.

00:31:30.000 It sucks.

00:31:31.000 He's going to make them so good that people don't want to cross the border.

00:31:34.000 So in other words, they're going to be as good as America. 0.67

00:31:37.000 Yeah, but what is he saying?

00:31:38.000 He's saying they're not good?

00:31:40.000 Is he saying they're shitholes?

00:31:43.000 Yeah, he is accidentally admitting that.

00:31:45.000 But you're going to turn Guatemala into Texas. 0.69

00:31:48.000 Can you just focus on America, please, and not making Guatemala great again?

00:31:52.000 That's not a great plan.

00:31:54.000 You'd be lucky to change their menus to Tex-Mex.

00:32:00.000 John Hinklelooper seemed like one of the most reasonable guys there.

00:32:05.000 Very intelligent dude.

00:32:05.000 He looks like And there was that one runt in the crew?

00:32:18.000 He liked him.

00:32:19.000 We would have retards in our crew. 1.00

00:32:21.000 Like there'd be a guy with Down syndrome.

00:32:22.000 It would be someone's brother that he had to tag along.

00:32:24.000 It was just part of, you know, we used to have in our crew, and this is all the way up till I was in my 20s.

00:32:28.000 It wasn't unusual for our Gang to have a guy we don't like.

00:32:32.000 Absolutely.

00:32:33.000 Like we had this guy, Paul Cahias, and he was super annoying.

00:32:37.000 He was a Beatles dude.

00:32:38.000 Like, he dressed like the Beatles.

00:32:39.000 He had a bob, he had pointy shoes, and he was always putting his hair behind his ears.

00:32:43.000 One time when he saw my friend Steve's new apartment, it was much nicer than his old apartment.

00:32:47.000 And he comes in, he tears up, runs to the front, looks back, putting his Beatles hair behind his ear, and he goes, Steve, I fucking love it.

00:32:54.000 And I'll be damned if I let you let this place get to the state the last place was in.

00:32:59.000 That's what he said of Steve's new apartment.

00:33:01.000 So we called him the Greek tragedy because he was such a douche.

00:33:06.000 And we would wear pins of his face that said the Greek tragedy.

00:33:09.000 That's hilarious.

00:33:09.000 Meanwhile, we'd hang out with him all the time.

00:33:11.000 Like I'd call him.

00:33:13.000 And I'd hang out with a guy that is a complete piece of shit.

00:33:18.000 Anyway, John Hinkle Looper is the runt of your sandlock crew and you'll never see him again.

00:33:24.000 He's gone.

00:33:24.000 And again, this was the women's debate.

00:33:26.000 This was all directed to women.

00:33:28.000 No men were watching this debate and women don't like runts. 1.00

00:33:32.000 John Delaney looks exactly like the guy from Aeroplane who said there's a sale on it, Pennies.

00:33:39.000 Look at him.

00:33:41.000 Wait a minute.

00:33:42.000 Okay.

00:33:46.000 He is intelligent.

00:33:47.000 He said he has good ideas for healthcare.

00:33:51.000 Oh, that's another thing that Bernie kept doing.

00:33:53.000 He was like, in the billions, in the billions, in the top 1%.

00:33:57.000 And then he goes, up in Canada.

00:33:59.000 Americans are not impressed by Canada.

00:34:02.000 They don't want to be Canada. 0.63

00:34:03.000 No American wishes we could be more like Canada.

00:34:07.000 Sorry.

00:34:08.000 And the idea that you're shitting on billions and bragging about Canada is not going to work.

00:34:13.000 So John Delaney actually said something really brave, too.

00:34:17.000 When they were making up all their bullshit about healthcare, he goes, I'm starting to think this isn't about healthcare.

00:34:23.000 This is starting to sound like an anti-private sector thing.

00:34:27.000 Really intelligent thing to say, John, and you're gone.

00:34:30.000 Bye-bye.

00:34:31.000 We don't do intelligence in the DNC.

00:34:34.000 There he is.

00:34:36.000 His face was weird, man.

00:34:38.000 He did a little slide when he came out onto the stage.

00:34:41.000 Maybe he was so determined to be comfortable that he did the electric slide, and he coasted for about...

00:34:48.000 Maybe he had felt shoes on and they just polished the floors, but he really sort of glided out.

00:34:54.000 I think Shaken Amy was like...

00:34:58.000 She had to hold onto the podium.

00:34:59.000 She was like back again.

00:35:01.000 Like the long, like a sprinkler.

00:35:03.000 The sprinkler.

00:35:04.000 And then at the very end, we had Steve Bullock, some boring and shiny guy who his only thing is that he won in a Trump state, Montana.

00:35:11.000 He's gone.

00:35:12.000 We'll never see him again.

00:35:14.000 And that is the debate in a nutshell.

00:35:18.000 Pretty boring, huh?

00:35:19.000 Yep.

00:35:20.000 But of course, Marianne Williamson is always the takeaway with these things.

00:35:24.000 Let's watch Anderson Cooper talk to her about her only policy.

00:35:28.000 Let me make this very clear here.

00:35:30.000 Marianne Williamson, what do I call her? 0.94

00:35:32.000 Flaky Marianne.

00:35:34.000 She has, I'm looking forward to Trump coming up with a better one, by the way.

00:35:39.000 She has nothing to offer but love.

00:35:43.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:35:45.000 Here she is saying as much.

00:35:47.000 She calls coming up with policies wonkiness.

00:35:51.000 Just a little closer to your mouth like that.

00:35:55.000 It's good to have gay anchorman. 0.99

00:35:56.000 You don't have to worry about me.

00:35:57.000 What I'm saying is that the president is not just a politician, he's a phenomenon.

00:36:01.000 And an insider political game will not defeat him.

00:36:04.000 The only thing will defeat him is if we have a phenomenon of equal force.

00:36:08.000 And that phenomenon is a moral uprising of the American people.

00:36:12.000 You know, people laugh at the idea that love has political power.

00:36:15.000 I don't know how anybody could say that after looking at Gandhi in the Indian independence movement or Dr. King in the civil rights movement.

00:36:22.000 But if you look at terrorism and you look at Nazism, clearly hatred.

00:36:26.000 Hold on a sec.

00:36:28.000 Gandhi was not just about love.

00:36:30.000 He was an anti-gun guy.

00:36:32.000 I mean, sorry, he was against people shooting each other.

00:36:37.000 He was in the war in South Africa that the English were doing.

00:36:41.000 He was picking up bodies and picking up injured soldiers.

00:36:45.000 The war that Churchill was such a big part of.

00:36:47.000 Anyway, Gandhi's policy was, I want the British out of India. 0.86

00:36:53.000 I want India to have independence.

00:36:56.000 Martin Luther King's policy was, I'm sick of segregation.

00:36:59.000 Blacks should have equal rights.

00:37:01.000 They should have the same fountains and be able to sit wherever they want.

00:37:04.000 Those are concrete policies.

00:37:07.000 Love was inciliary to them.

00:37:10.000 It's 100% of her platform.

00:37:13.000 I don't want her to drop out.

00:37:15.000 And as Glenn Beck said, if she were to be the frontrunner, it would be the funnest election ever.

00:37:22.000 Go ahead.

00:37:23.000 ...

00:37:23.000 that love has political power.

00:37:24.000 I don't know how anybody could say that after looking at Gandhi and the Indian independence movement or Dr. King and the civil rights movement.

00:37:31.000 But if you look at terrorism and you look at Nazism, clearly hatred has a lot to do with what unfolds politically.

00:37:37.000 We need an emotional and psychological uprising among people who have been so chronically disengaged from the political process.

00:37:45.000 In a conversation only about wonkiness and intellectual analysis, the part of the brain that intellectually analyzes an issue is not the same part of the brain that decides who to vote for.

00:37:56.000 Donald Trump was not elected because what?

00:38:01.000 I don't know what just happened.

00:38:02.000 What?

00:38:05.000 So I don't talk about policy because it's a different part of the brain that gets the vote.

00:38:10.000 It's the part that gets the vote is the love part.

00:38:13.000 So I'm running completely on love.

00:38:15.000 You know what?

00:38:16.000 In Clown World, I wouldn't be surprised if she wins.

00:38:20.000 I would not be surprised.

00:38:22.000 This is what I'll do if Flaky Marianne wins the presidency. 1.00

00:38:25.000 I...

00:38:36.000 That's it.

00:38:39.000 Proud boys, the word on the street is that my show will not be used in evidence.

00:38:44.000 I'm told the judge rejected those shows we talked about yesterday.

00:38:49.000 Was it, or maybe they withdrew them?

00:38:51.000 Did they withdraw them because of the show yesterday when we went through them all?

00:38:55.000 I don't know.

00:38:56.000 You can't say, oh, yeah, Gavin, the DA really cares about your Show.

00:39:00.000 Well, they did go through 700 hours and find 10 quotes to take out a context to put a man in jail in prison for 60 years.

00:39:10.000 But I also, it's important that the prosecution realizes the context of that night and how violent it was.

00:39:17.000 And I recently came across two videos, a very attractive Latina, Latinx, shot outside the venue.

00:39:26.000 And they're yelling.

00:39:27.000 I airdropped these to you.

00:39:29.000 Okay.

00:39:30.000 Okay.

00:39:31.000 Gotcha?

00:39:32.000 Do you screw up because you're nervous and you're scared of me?

00:39:34.000 Because that would be good news.

00:39:35.000 No, I have two computers running.

00:39:38.000 This is recent.

00:39:41.000 Everyone who does your job has several computers running, you realize.

00:39:46.000 It's literally impossible for us to do this show with one computer running.

00:39:50.000 So you might as well be a bus driver and say, yeah, sorry, I'm screwing up.

00:39:54.000 I have a steering wheel and also there's a brake and a gas.

00:39:56.000 So I've got to do this and also have my feet zipping around below me here.

00:40:00.000 It's just taking me one second here.

00:40:02.000 Anyway, it's important they realize that it was a very violent night.

00:40:06.000 No Nazi NYC.

00:40:08.000 I've done two talks at the Manhattan Club.

00:40:11.000 The first one, zero people showed, zero things happened.

00:40:15.000 Second one, Hitler had come to town. 0.90

00:40:17.000 Literally.

00:40:19.000 They say as much, but play those.

00:40:22.000 That guy, I don't believe, is paid to be there.

00:40:24.000 That's what Antifa looks like. 1.00

00:40:26.000 That is New York Antifa in a nutshell.

00:40:28.000 If you see anyone who doesn't look like that, they're likely paid. 0.93

00:40:31.000 But this is definitely an organic protester who's familiar with my work.

00:40:34.000 I sound like I'm being sarcastic.

00:40:36.000 I'm not.

00:40:36.000 But these types were quite rare.

00:40:38.000 Why are you tilting it?

00:40:42.000 Okay, Slow-Mo Joe.

00:40:44.000 Here we go.

00:40:44.000 Why is it all...

00:40:48.000 it can be intimidated the other way as well.

00:40:50.000 No more Nazis!

00:40:57.000 She really likes looking at herself.

00:41:00.000 She should.

00:41:01.000 I agree with her.

00:41:04.000 What's happening?

00:41:06.000 Dude, this is lagging like crazy.

00:41:11.000 Don't hate on my hair, please.

00:41:15.000 This is women getting involved in activism. 0.99

00:41:17.000 Don't hate on my hair, please.

00:41:22.000 that's tedious No more Nazis. 0.82

00:41:33.000 You hear that?

00:41:34.000 No more Nazis, kill all Nazis. 0.64

00:41:37.000 And I think it said Gavin McInnis is a hipster fascist, but my name is spelled wrong.

00:41:42.000 So you clearly are not familiar with my work.

00:41:44.000 But that's the environment that these guys were in when they were ambushed.

00:41:49.000 And the narrative in this trial, or at least in the media's covering of the trial, is that a hate group was roaming the streets looking for people to kill.

00:41:56.000 Really?

00:41:57.000 They're chanting, no more Nazis, kill all Nazis.

00:42:01.000 They're chanting this at a bunch of attendees who were multiracial, Jewish, gay, old, young.

00:42:07.000 They're the Nazis. 0.74

00:42:08.000 Meanwhile, all those white people out front were not multicultural.

00:42:13.000 So it's white people yelling at visible minorities and Jews and saying they're going to kill them.

00:42:18.000 I don't know if you remember this, but I told you that I was followed by a reporter from Bedford and Bowery.

00:42:24.000 And then right behind me, there were about like three women and like three guys. 0.99

00:42:28.000 And Tifa followed me the whole way to find my car.

00:42:31.000 I was escorted by police.

00:42:33.000 Escorted?

00:42:34.000 Escorted by police.

00:42:35.000 And a couple of proud boys with me.

00:42:39.000 But they were saying that that's a nice hat.

00:42:42.000 It would look good six feet under and just crazy shit like that.

00:42:46.000 And the reporter, the Bedford and Bowery reporter, did not put that in an article.

00:42:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:50.000 She put that I like to laugh and have fun.

00:42:54.000 And that's why I went here because I like stuff and whatever.

00:42:59.000 she didn't put that the death threats like for blocks I mean they were They wouldn't have.

00:43:08.000 What do you mean?

00:43:08.000 They really wouldn't have.

00:43:09.000 Oh, you would have taken them.

00:43:10.000 Yeah, this is a blue-haired.

00:43:12.000 He looks like he's in the used cover.

00:43:13.000 So they would have attacked you and you would have won the fight.

00:43:15.000 And then now you'd be on trial looking at 60 years.

00:43:17.000 I would have destroyed.

00:43:18.000 My blood's getting hot thinking about it.

00:43:20.000 Yeah, I could have destroyed.

00:43:21.000 Okay, that would have been fun.

00:43:23.000 There's the other video.

00:43:24.000 I sent you two videos.

00:43:25.000 The other one says, follow your leader, 9mm.

00:43:29.000 Yes.

00:43:29.000 Why do you think that's lagging so bad?

00:43:31.000 Because it's on the second comp.

00:43:33.000 I don't think this comp is built for...

00:43:38.000 Okay.

00:43:39.000 What do you say she is out of 10?

00:43:42.000 7.8?

00:43:44.000 I'm not a huge fan.

00:43:45.000 She's a 7.0.

00:43:49.000 The Prowboys are inside having an event.

00:43:54.000 It's 9mm.

00:43:56.000 Follow your leader!

00:43:58.000 9mm!

00:44:00.000 Follow your leader!

00:44:01.000 Look how beautiful that sign is.

00:44:06.000 9mm!

00:44:07.000 Follow your leader!

00:44:10.000 Okay, we got it.

00:44:11.000 We got it.

00:44:12.000 Look at her always touching your hair.

00:44:14.000 Is that a Hispanic thing?

00:44:15.000 She's like you.

00:44:16.000 Yeah, basically.

00:44:17.000 You guys are always examining your hair.

00:44:19.000 You got to get some of this brill cream grease in it.

00:44:22.000 It's the same all day.

00:44:24.000 I thought you used not Brill Cream.

00:44:27.000 Well, I'm saying that for the folks at home because it's easier to understand.

00:44:29.000 I actually used Razak.

00:44:31.000 Yes, there it is.

00:44:32.000 R-A-Z-A-C. 1.00

00:44:33.000 It's for black women to straighten their perms. 1.00

00:44:37.000 Black women, when we get a perm, it makes curly. 1.00

00:44:39.000 When black people get a permit, it makes it straight. 1.00

00:44:41.000 Two negatives make a positive.

00:44:43.000 True.

00:44:44.000 Speaking of Antifa, they're headed to the border, the border in El Paso, where if you look at that flyer, you'll see that they are killing border guards with arrows.

00:44:58.000 They will be murdering ICE agents.

00:45:01.000 And the other crazy thing about this event is they want white people to pay for them to go there.

00:45:09.000 So I forget the way they word it, too.

00:45:11.000 They're like, people of color should be paid for by the advantaged or something. 1.00

00:45:19.000 What does it say?

00:45:19.000 White accomplices should pay for the marginalized people to get there.

00:45:24.000 So that's going to be an absolute shit show.

00:45:29.000 I don't Think that patriots should go there, should go to that and fight them.

00:45:35.000 Like, our whole thing is leave us alone.

00:45:38.000 So, I saw that there was some patriot group that went to an anarchist book thing.

00:45:42.000 That's a bad look.

00:45:43.000 That means we are saying don't read these books.

00:45:46.000 That's not free speech.

00:45:47.000 We don't go to their things, they shouldn't go to our things. 0.90

00:45:50.000 Don't go to their things.

00:45:52.000 It's falling into their trap.

00:45:55.000 All right.

00:45:57.000 Let's talk to Jim Goad.

00:45:59.000 He's working on a book.

00:46:00.000 It'll probably be out in a month, a collection of essays.

00:46:04.000 I want to talk to him about a bunch of stuff, but most importantly, I hate the summer.

00:46:09.000 I hate heat.

00:46:11.000 I'm in hell if I'm wearing pants and it's 90 degrees.

00:46:15.000 And wearing a suit, I wore a suit to work yesterday on the subways in New York City.

00:46:20.000 It was honestly like doing hot yoga.

00:46:22.000 It was torture.

00:46:24.000 And Jim loves it.

00:46:26.000 Let's ask him why.

00:46:28.000 Aye, aye, aye.

00:46:36.000 What's new?

00:46:36.000 Jesus, what have you been through?

00:46:38.000 Vietnam, huh?

00:46:40.000 Oh, it's still going.

00:46:43.000 How's this for the latest?

00:46:45.000 My babysitter's boyfriend dumped her because she wouldn't quit. 0.99

00:46:50.000 And he did that because his parents told him to.

00:46:58.000 Could you be a bigger pussy? 1.00

00:47:00.000 Right.

00:47:01.000 What did you hear?

00:47:02.000 Like, what was the rumor?

00:47:03.000 Nazi?

00:47:04.000 Yeah.

00:47:05.000 I guess she's supporting hate by babysitting my six-year-old Indian.

00:47:12.000 I mean, did you ever expect this in 2016, November 2016?

00:47:16.000 No, I quote you all the time, actually, when you said, can you believe we won?

00:47:22.000 Yeah, because everything got 100,000 times worse.

00:47:26.000 Well, I was watching election footage the other day, and we were all wearing Hawaiian shirts, and when they said Trump is president, we're all screaming and pouring beer on each other.

00:47:33.000 Little did we know that it was about to become way worse than Obama.

00:47:39.000 Yeah, I remember the next morning I was in Williamsburg in an outside cafe eating breakfast.

00:47:44.000 Some woman went by on the phone.

00:47:45.000 I probably told this story, but I'm senile.

00:47:47.000 She's like, oh, he's going to be so brutal.

00:47:50.000 And I'm like, cry, cry.

00:47:52.000 I'm like yelling at like taunting her.

00:47:55.000 I mean, I knew they were babies, but I had no idea that it would just be this unending psychotic tantrum.

00:48:01.000 Camille Paglius said it was like an ongoing nationwide orgy of spite and hate.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, and the strange part is you have Antifa radicals, right?

00:48:10.000 And I understand that.

00:48:12.000 They put up signs all over my neighborhood saying I'm a Nazi, whatever.

00:48:15.000 I want to choke a tranny. 1.00

00:48:17.000 But then the upper middle class, erudite rich people just take the torch and go, yeah, yeah, we'll continue that.

00:48:25.000 And they do it in their own little world.

00:48:27.000 They, you know, ostracize my kids and leave notes on my lawn and shit like that.

00:48:31.000 So the radical left and the mainstream left are all the same.

00:48:36.000 Even Rob Reiner today, he said, if you support Trump, you're a racist.

00:48:42.000 You know, I don't know if I was the first to make this point, but I've made it for years.

00:48:47.000 Like, they talk about tolerance and diversity.

00:48:51.000 They won't tolerate thinking differently at all.

00:48:54.000 They immediately, you're a demon and need to be snuffed out.

00:48:58.000 Which is the same psychology that the Klan had about black people, that Nazis had about Jews.

00:49:04.000 As long as you can dehumanize someone else, you don't care if you destroy their life.

00:49:08.000 You actually get sexual pleasure out of it.

00:49:11.000 And it's a massive leap, too, to go, you support Trump.

00:49:15.000 You disagree with me.

00:49:16.000 Okay, I got it.

00:49:17.000 But they don't just stop there.

00:49:18.000 They go, ergo, you're a white supremacist and a Nazi, and I don't tolerate that.

00:49:24.000 And you go, wait a minute, I want to talk about the ergo.

00:49:26.000 I want to talk about that leap you just made, but they won't.

00:49:29.000 That's seen as denial.

00:49:32.000 You're trying to deny what they already know is inside your head.

00:49:36.000 And that's another thing.

00:49:37.000 I'm like a broken record at this point, mind reading.

00:49:40.000 If I was president, I'd make pretending you know what someone else thinks illegal.

00:49:45.000 That would clear up 95% of the problems people have in discussing ideas online.

00:49:49.000 I don't know what you think.

00:49:51.000 I can only, like, if what you say doesn't coincide with your behavior, I might suggest that you don't really think that.

00:49:58.000 Otherwise, I don't know what motivates you.

00:50:00.000 I don't care.

00:50:00.000 All I care is whether it's true or not.

00:50:02.000 But that used to be the golden rule of journalism.

00:50:06.000 I remember you taught me that 50 years ago.

00:50:08.000 You never say, this guy thinks that they are all jealous of him or something.

00:50:13.000 The most you can do is say, it appears that he thinks blah, blah, blah, or he's acting like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:50:20.000 But you're not allowed to infuse thoughts into someone's head.

00:50:22.000 And now they do it all the time.

00:50:25.000 Motivation isn't really that important.

00:50:29.000 What are they saying?

00:50:30.000 Is it true or not?

00:50:30.000 Is immigration good for the country?

00:50:33.000 Or is the way they're going about it, is it good?

00:50:35.000 Well, I guess it depends on how you define good.

00:50:38.000 As far as keeping everyone on the same page, where we actually have this idea that we're a nation and we're all together, as far as keeping down the debt, yeah, it's not good.

00:50:48.000 But you can't get any of these things out of your mouth.

00:50:51.000 That was a big frustration when the Redneck book came out.

00:50:53.000 I never had a publicity tour.

00:50:54.000 I couldn't even explain.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, I use that word a lot, but I use that word next to redneck to show the hypocrisy because both words are dehumanizing, but one was being encouraged. 0.94

00:51:05.000 And my thesis was this was purposely divisive.

00:51:08.000 You couldn't even, no, you use that word, so we know what you are, we know what you think, we know why you say it.

00:51:13.000 You hate that Kim Kardashian is having sex with NBA players. 1.00

00:51:17.000 They just go off.

00:51:18.000 But it's all, nobody's a mind reader.

00:51:20.000 Miss Cleo, right, did she know she was going to get cancer? 0.99

00:51:23.000 She's dead.

00:51:24.000 Nobody's a mind reader.

00:51:26.000 And so, I mean, I hate to keep beating these dead horses, but like you just see people committing these mistakes all the time.

00:51:32.000 And until you get past, they're not even out of the starting gate when it comes to discussing ideas.

00:51:36.000 And it's frustrating as hell.

00:51:38.000 Speaking of books, you have a new book out.

00:51:41.000 Coming out in about a month, yeah.

00:51:42.000 The bomb inside my brain.

00:51:43.000 It's all personal essays.

00:51:45.000 I decided to take a break from politics because I've realized you don't get anywhere, right?

00:51:50.000 Even if you're right, even if you're correct, people have emotions that trounce any kind of logic.

00:51:55.000 So it's some of the, I don't know, more heart-wrenching stuff I've done, like the thing about my brother Who got murdered.

00:52:01.000 Stuff about my son, stuff about having brain surgery, being born epileptic.

00:52:05.000 And I think neurology affects a lot of the way people are.

00:52:09.000 And I think that's what makes me such a freak.

00:52:11.000 I've just got a different brain.

00:52:13.000 Yeah, well, you probably could have stayed out of jail if you knew you had a brain tumor and administered that as evidence.

00:52:19.000 Just being epileptic, I was in prison for like three months.

00:52:23.000 I called my lawyer and somehow it came up that I was epileptic.

00:52:25.000 She's like, why didn't you tell me that?

00:52:26.000 I could have gotten you off on that.

00:52:28.000 I'm like, why didn't you ask?

00:52:29.000 I had no idea it was even relevant.

00:52:31.000 But yeah, I always talk about Charles Stuart Whitman.

00:52:34.000 He was kind of the first big-name mass killer of the modern era.

00:52:39.000 It was in the 60s.

00:52:40.000 He crawled up the sniper tower, the tower at the bell tower at the University of Austin, or Texas at Austin, picked off, I don't know, 17, 20 people.

00:52:49.000 He went to prison, and he pled, he's like, do an autopsy on me.

00:52:54.000 There's something wrong with my brain after he died.

00:52:55.000 And yeah, they found a golf ball-sized tumor pressing in against his aggression center.

00:53:00.000 Wow.

00:53:00.000 And I know a lot of people who are traditional, oh, no, there's evil and there's bad.

00:53:04.000 It's like, I kind of like to take a logical, scientific approach to things.

00:53:08.000 I think people's neurology makes them think different ways and do different things.

00:53:12.000 Yeah, well, we always say 5% of the people in prison are incompatible with society and deserve to be there.

00:53:17.000 The other 95 we could have worked with.

00:53:21.000 And the thing that always comes up to me, and this, like, when I had a bail hearing, they asked how much money you have, how many community ties do you have?

00:53:32.000 And if you have a lot of money and a lot of ties, you get out.

00:53:36.000 I never understood that.

00:53:37.000 If you have a good life, you have less excuse to commit crime, especially if it's like a property crime.

00:53:43.000 If you're robbing somebody to feed your kids, I think that's a little more excusable if you're not a millionaire.

00:53:49.000 But yeah, the justice system is so upside down, it's crazy.

00:53:53.000 Don't even want to get into that.

00:53:54.000 But we talked about this before.

00:53:55.000 The one small point is, oh, only keep the violent ones in.

00:53:59.000 Get rid of all the drug offenders.

00:54:02.000 I've said this on your show before.

00:54:03.000 My dad was a vicious alcoholic and he was really violent.

00:54:07.000 I would have taken the beatings over the alcoholism any day.

00:54:10.000 I think from my experience, addicts systematically destroy themselves and everyone around them more than somebody who's intermittently explosive.

00:54:20.000 Unless they blind somebody or kill somebody.

00:54:24.000 Well, the two are so often related.

00:54:27.000 And it's the chicken or the egg.

00:54:29.000 I mean, are the drunks violent because they're drunk, or are they violent people who are self-medicating with alcohol to stop the demons?

00:54:37.000 Right, or it could be.

00:54:38.000 I mean, there's theories, I think, that the natives, the Native Americans, have something with their blood sugar that makes them more predisposed to be alcoholic.

00:54:45.000 I don't know.

00:54:46.000 And Asians can't handle it. 1.00

00:54:48.000 There aren't many Jewish alcoholics either, if you notice.

00:54:50.000 No, you go to a Jewish country club and it's all food with one bottle of booze.

00:54:56.000 You go to a Catholic country club and it's all booze with one little sandwich in the corner.

00:55:01.000 Now, you're Catholic now?

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:04.000 And you weren't born Catholic?

00:55:05.000 No, I became Catholic when I was born, when my daughter was born.

00:55:09.000 And why Catholic?

00:55:11.000 Well, I saw deism as an inevitable truth, and Catholicism was just the nearest one. 0.98

00:55:17.000 It's the same way I chose the Mets.

00:55:19.000 They were just there.

00:55:21.000 I think all religions are just us trying to explain deism. 0.96

00:55:25.000 Yeah.

00:55:25.000 I thought you said you chose the meth at first.

00:55:27.000 You said the method.

00:55:29.000 I chose meth.

00:55:30.000 It was right there.

00:55:30.000 I could have done pot.

00:55:32.000 I wish I had chosen pot.

00:55:34.000 Well, there's some of this stuff in the new book, too, about being raised Catholic, which turned me off to it.

00:55:39.000 But that's a whole different story.

00:55:40.000 And folks at home, you can probably find the essay about Jim's brother out there.

00:55:45.000 If you don't cry when you read that, you don't have a heart.

00:55:48.000 Jim's brother was murdered in Paris, probably for being gay.

00:55:51.000 It's called Ode to Bucky Goad.

00:55:53.000 G-O-A-D is my name.

00:55:55.000 O-D-E. 1.00

00:55:56.000 You fill in the rest.

00:55:56.000 Ode to Bucky Goad.

00:55:58.000 And I was told he was born deaf, but he wasn't.

00:56:02.000 My dad knocked up my mom at a USO dance in Philly.

00:56:05.000 My dad was from Vermont.

00:56:06.000 He went to Germany to fight World War II.

00:56:09.000 He was in the Air Force dropping bombs on Germany.

00:56:11.000 She got pregnant, had him. 0.98

00:56:13.000 He got scarlet fever, and she didn't bother to take him to the hospital.

00:56:16.000 It made him deaf.

00:56:18.000 And every story.

00:56:22.000 So my brother Johnny told me story after story, tragedy after tragedy of this guy's life.

00:56:27.000 He accidentally, he was in a motel room with another male in Florida.

00:56:31.000 The gun went off.

00:56:32.000 The guy died.

00:56:33.000 He did a year and a half in prison, got raped repeatedly, talked about, would send letters home about he saw demons coming into his jail, selling everything.

00:56:42.000 And he wound up getting murdered the first night he flew into Paris.

00:56:45.000 How come you don't know all this firsthand?

00:56:49.000 What's that?

00:56:50.000 How come you don't know all this firsthand?

00:56:51.000 Well, you're much younger than me.

00:56:52.000 It was probably too embarrassing.

00:56:53.000 Families do that.

00:56:54.000 They cover up secrets.

00:56:56.000 That's my problem.

00:56:58.000 I was born without a filter, and I don't think it served me well socially, but I'm okay just being honest.

00:57:03.000 But I mean, I'm choked up recalling this because the story ends.

00:57:07.000 I remember my dad treated him like a tick.

00:57:11.000 He hated him.

00:57:13.000 I think he was just embarrassed that he had this, because back then the disabled weren't really enshrined like they are now.

00:57:19.000 They were beaten up and spit upon.

00:57:23.000 And I remember distinctly, I remember the picture.

00:57:26.000 I've never been able to locate it, but I was wearing like a green checkered shirt and I was in the kitchen and he was deaf.

00:57:32.000 So he said, ye-me, like, he couldn't say Jimmy.

00:57:35.000 I turned around and just looked at him like, what do you want?

00:57:38.000 Like, you're disgusting.

00:57:38.000 You're beneath me.

00:57:40.000 And I noticed he was just taking a picture of me.

00:57:42.000 He was, you know, I was his favorite model.

00:57:44.000 I was his little brother.

00:57:45.000 And at the end of it, I said, I wish, you know, I could take that picture again.

00:57:48.000 I smiled for him.

00:57:49.000 That was it.

00:57:50.000 But yeah, that's the best thing I've ever written by far.

00:57:52.000 I read that in front of a crowd in Chicago and like half the audience was crying at the end of it.

00:57:58.000 But I knew if somebody heckled, that person would have been dead that night.

00:58:02.000 Yeah, Jesus.

00:58:03.000 Yeah.

00:58:04.000 All right, Jim, look, we've got so much to talk about.

00:58:08.000 Your book is out.

00:58:09.000 We just had the debates last night.

00:58:11.000 So many exciting things.

00:58:12.000 But let's confront the elephant in the room.

00:58:14.000 How in the literal hell can you tolerate this heat?

00:58:20.000 Every time I'm walking out, because you call yourself a cold weather faggot, you say you hate the cold.

00:58:24.000 I love the cold.

00:58:25.000 And every time I'm walking out in this 90-degree heat with pants on and my legs are wet inside my pants, I think, Jim Gold likes this?

00:58:33.000 Loves it.

00:58:34.000 He enjoys it.

00:58:35.000 Do you like having wet legs?

00:58:38.000 It's better than shivering.

00:58:39.000 Okay, do you like flowers?

00:58:42.000 Yes.

00:58:43.000 Okay.

00:58:44.000 Flowers agree with me.

00:58:45.000 When the sun comes out, they sprout.

00:58:47.000 When the cold comes in, they go into the ground and hide.

00:58:51.000 It could be a thyroid thing.

00:58:53.000 It just could be, again, like so many.

00:58:55.000 It's not just I chose to, maybe it's just the way my body reacts to it.

00:58:59.000 But I remember being, I grew up in Philly.

00:59:01.000 Georgia is too, that's where I live now.

00:59:03.000 That's too cold for me in the winter in Georgia.

00:59:06.000 Do you wear pants when you go outside?

00:59:08.000 What are you wearing when you're outside?

00:59:09.000 Just a thong?

00:59:11.000 What, in the summertime?

00:59:13.000 Yeah.

00:59:14.000 I can wear jeans and boots and be fine.

00:59:18.000 But I remember I could live on a sunspot on a lawn chair on the sun.

00:59:22.000 And as long as I had iced tea, I'd be fine.

00:59:25.000 But I remember walking, because I would hitchhike to high school in Philly.

00:59:29.000 It'd be January.

00:59:30.000 And the wind would be stabbing your face.

00:59:34.000 You just dress better.

00:59:35.000 The thing about the cold is you're in control.

00:59:38.000 So you just get a better winter coat.

00:59:40.000 You get better boots.

00:59:41.000 You define how warm you are.

00:59:43.000 In the heat, 90 degrees, you have no choice.

00:59:46.000 But you can't stop the cold air from getting into your lungs and chilling your body.

00:59:51.000 Because I've heard this amount.

00:59:52.000 Oh, you can always put more on.

00:59:54.000 You can always throw water on yourself in the summertime.

00:59:57.000 It's just a preference.

00:59:58.000 But I remember thinking, I could understand how settlers would get stuck here one winter.

01:00:03.000 Why do these assholes not pull up the tent pegs and move south the next time it thawed out?

01:00:10.000 Because they tried out a summer in the south and they realized I'm wet all the time.

01:00:14.000 I have wet legs, wet feet.

01:00:16.000 You can't do anything.

01:00:17.000 You can't like go repair something or put a ladder on a roof because just doing that, you're drenched.

01:00:23.000 How many people live in Canada?

01:00:26.000 20 million?

01:00:27.000 About a tenth.

01:00:27.000 25 million?

01:00:28.000 Yeah.

01:00:29.000 About a tenth.

01:00:30.000 Okay, look at a world map.

01:00:32.000 See where people prefer to live.

01:00:34.000 I think most people agree with me on this.

01:00:36.000 But yeah, even the first chilly breeze in September, even June 22nd, when it gets a little darker, I start to die inside.

01:00:47.000 I could talk to a gay man about penises and I could sort of see where he's going and I would kind of get a grasp. 1.00

01:00:55.000 You are speaking Chinese right now.

01:00:57.000 I can't understand an iota of what you feel.

01:01:01.000 That's one of the reasons I'm not a Christian.

01:01:03.000 They say hell's hot.

01:01:06.000 To me, because like in literature, the winner of our discontent, winner is usually used as a metaphor for death and dying and isolation and depression and everything.

01:01:15.000 And that's always, I mean, I get seasonal, I deal with it a little bit.

01:01:18.000 I keep this house toasty in the winter.

01:01:23.000 What is your house at right now?

01:01:25.000 Where's my house?

01:01:26.000 What is your house at temperature-wise right now?

01:01:30.000 It's 72 because I've got another human being living here, and she's normal.

01:01:35.000 She likes what it is.

01:01:36.000 I worked for a guy in Marietta, Georgia.

01:01:38.000 He had some kind of heart condition.

01:01:39.000 He kept the office at 83, and he kept the thermostat behind this glass lock where you couldn't get to it.

01:01:47.000 And now you, of course, thought that was hard to concentrate.

01:01:50.000 You loved it.

01:01:50.000 It was hard to concentrate.

01:01:53.000 But, I mean, yeah, and that's why that's, you know, when you get into these race realists, they theorize that the colder climates bred more intelligent people because you could concentrate.

01:02:01.000 Or you had to strategize how you protect your baby from freezing to death.

01:02:06.000 You know, whereas in the African plains, you just bang out 20 and 18 get eaten by lions and the two strong ones survive.

01:02:12.000 Okay, in evolutionary sense.

01:02:14.000 I can see how coldness could breed intelligence.

01:02:15.000 Because it is, I mean, I keep, when I have to write and concentrate, I'll keep it cool because you can't.

01:02:20.000 But as far as like enjoying it, if I could retire on the money I had, I wouldn't write anymore.

01:02:28.000 And I'd just sit out and drink coconut water in the heat.

01:02:32.000 The thing that I don't like is the sunlight because I'm so pale.

01:02:36.000 I mean, that affects me.

01:02:39.000 That's the root of heat.

01:02:40.000 That's because I've been out in the sunlight.

01:02:42.000 You hate the root of heat just like me.

01:02:44.000 The goddamn sun.

01:02:45.000 Get it out of here.

01:02:46.000 We want to see it.

01:02:47.000 The feeling of the warmth, though, is nice.

01:02:49.000 And by the way, you said flowers at the beginning.

01:02:51.000 I'm all for spring.

01:02:52.000 I'm all for fall.

01:02:54.000 I get winter gets a bit cold.

01:02:55.000 It's the summer I hate.

01:02:56.000 It's this day.

01:02:59.000 People I talk to about this, it's funny.

01:03:01.000 Like 80, 90% say they like the fall the best.

01:03:05.000 And I'm not the guy.

01:03:07.000 Spring I like because it's like finally it's getting better.

01:03:09.000 And summer is just, I'm in full.

01:03:11.000 It's like summer's like, do you remember Hustler?

01:03:13.000 They would break movies with like, you know, 80% erect, 90% erect.

01:03:19.000 Summer's when it's just sticking straight up emotionally.

01:03:23.000 Yeah.

01:03:24.000 And hiding like a turtle in winter, absolutely.

01:03:27.000 As Michael Bord says, you're wrong.

01:03:32.000 This is all subjective.

01:03:34.000 These are feelings, you know.

01:03:36.000 But like I said, I think most of the world agrees because if you look at the population patterns, they're mostly clustered around the equator.

01:03:43.000 Yeah.

01:03:44.000 Well, I guess because there's nothing to do there but fornicate.

01:03:47.000 Jim, thanks for coming on the show.

01:03:49.000 We look forward to your book.

01:03:50.000 We'll plug it here.

01:03:52.000 Yeah, fantastic.

01:03:53.000 All right, carry on.

01:03:54.000 You've been strong.

01:03:55.000 Cheers.

01:03:56.000 ...

01:04:07.000 Apex Twin, 808 State was a great techno band.

01:04:12.000 And there's the mainstream guys, Chemical Brothers.

01:04:16.000 I liked techno, but I didn't like it at the same time.

01:04:20.000 We were all so high on GHB and MDMA.

01:04:23.000 I don't think we really had a very discerning taste back then.

01:04:29.000 Sort of like Grateful Dead.

01:04:31.000 They suck.

01:04:32.000 Fish suck. 0.99

01:04:34.000 But people are high on acid, and they go, this is groovy, man.

01:04:39.000 Have you ever heard these Grateful Dead live cassettes where people record the music?

01:04:43.000 It is the worst available music that exists on the planet Earth.

01:04:48.000 And that includes all that weird foreign music from shithole countries. 1.00

01:04:53.000 Show the picture of Jim's book, The Bomb Inside My Brain, a collection of essays.

01:04:59.000 The thing that People don't get about Jim is that he's an incredible writer.

01:05:03.000 Forget the politics.

01:05:04.000 And this is politics-free.

01:05:06.000 Read Ode to Bucky Goat.

01:05:08.000 It's on Tacky Mag, I believe, and Try Not to Cry.

01:05:12.000 Everything I know about writing, I learned from him.

01:05:13.000 And everything that is Vice magazine comes from Answer Me.

01:05:19.000 Sarouxh Alvey and I, when we started Vice, we were reading Answer Me, and we basically ripped it off.

01:05:27.000 We stole the idea.

01:05:30.000 He taught me how to be shocking.

01:05:31.000 Everything I learned about writing, I learned from Jim.

01:05:33.000 Anyway, that's enough kissing that bald man's ass. 0.93

01:05:36.000 This is another great book, by the way.

01:05:38.000 Debunk This by Matt Palumbo.

01:05:42.000 Shattering liberal lies.

01:05:44.000 And he had some big success with Dan Bongino.

01:05:47.000 They wrote Spygate, and they debunked all the Russian stuff note for note.

01:05:52.000 But this is a really good book to get laid by.

01:05:55.000 And let me explain.

01:05:56.000 Young men in college, they want to impress girls, and they need something to talk about.

01:06:05.000 So that's why they talk about flat earth and other weird shit, and we didn't land on the moon, and 9-11 was an inside job, because you want to sound intellectual and interesting.

01:06:15.000 Now, if you really want to be interesting, you should be able to debunk liberal myths.

01:06:20.000 It's much more interesting than made-up shit you don't even really believe, like the earth is flat.

01:06:24.000 So this enables you, when you're talking and they say things like, oh, everyone has three jobs.

01:06:30.000 That's why unemployment is low.

01:06:32.000 You can say, no, actually, 95% of people have one job.

01:06:35.000 And the beauty of this book is it shows you the studies where they're getting this myth from.

01:06:41.000 So it's one thing to know the truth, but it's another thing to be familiar with lies.

01:06:47.000 And when some liberal brings up some bullshit trope, you can go, yeah, no, actually, I've heard that, but actually, it's not true.

01:06:53.000 For example, when I was talking to Michael Eric Dyson on the show, and I said, no, blacks are only 14% of the population.

01:06:59.000 They're represented very well in Hollywood.

01:07:01.000 And even when it comes to awards, and he goes, oh, so Oscar's so white is bullshit? 0.54

01:07:06.000 And I said, I was aware of that lie.

01:07:09.000 And I said, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

01:07:12.000 Blacks win Oscars more than 14% of the time. 0.94

01:07:16.000 Therefore, they are more successful in awards ceremonies over time than they are represented in the population.

01:07:23.000 They do disproportionately better than their population representation on TV.

01:07:30.000 And now, if I was 21 and there was a girl there, I would have got in her pants. 1.00

01:07:37.000 Because she subliminally would go, this man is aware of his surroundings.

01:07:41.000 He can protect me.

01:07:42.000 He will keep the cave safe.

01:07:44.000 I'm going to make babies with him.

01:07:45.000 It's all subliminal stuff.

01:07:47.000 There are info wars and info whores. 0.99

01:07:49.000 We'll be right back.

01:07:52.000 No, but it's a great aphrodisiac knowing what you're talking about.

01:07:57.000 And this is basically, this book should be called How to Pick Up Chicks. 0.95

01:08:03.000 So we'll have them on the show tomorrow.

01:08:05.000 And tomorrow, of course, is a different show.

01:08:06.000 It's GOML Live.

01:08:08.000 And we put the audio of it up as a podcast, but you can watch it here live.

01:08:12.000 And we'll be taking calls.

01:08:14.000 And it'll probably be around 2 p.m. tomorrow.

01:08:17.000 Yes.

01:08:19.000 No, it will definitely be at 2 p.m. tomorrow.

01:08:21.000 They're always at 2 p.m. on Thursdays.

01:08:25.000 I wanted to talk for a second.

01:08:27.000 I want to get Sabo on the line.

01:08:30.000 He's sort of falling off the media radar.

01:08:35.000 And I think it's because of Trump.

01:08:37.000 I can't remember if I mentioned this on this show or on Infowars, but Ted Nugent used to have a normal career despite being super right-wing, despite being in the NRA, being pro-gun, being anti-vegetarian, showing how he shoots and kills stuff, talking about America, basically as right-wing as you could possibly get, loving Jesus, praying to God all the time.

01:08:59.000 And I think he was making, well, $15 million sounds really high, but millions of dollars a year.

01:09:04.000 15 is in my head for some reason.

01:09:06.000 And then Trump came along and poof, boycotted.

01:09:11.000 There's only two real promotion companies that do big, big stadium tours, and they both boycotted him.

01:09:16.000 And now he has to organize his own tours and play at little venues.

01:09:20.000 Same thing happened with Alex Jones.

01:09:21.000 Same thing happened with me.

01:09:23.000 Look at the Metropolitan Club.

01:09:24.000 Do the first talk?

01:09:25.000 No one there.

01:09:26.000 Second talk, right before the midterms, when everyone's out to get Trump, vilified.

01:09:30.000 It's the Trump curse that's going on.

01:09:33.000 And as Jim Goad said, can you believe we won?

01:09:38.000 So before, though, we talked to Sable, I'm going to talk about something that's totally unrelated.

01:09:43.000 Some random anonymous street artist put up these, he defiled these posters for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

01:09:51.000 It's getting pretty good reviews, that movie, by the way, isn't it?

01:09:54.000 I like it.

01:09:55.000 Yeah.

01:09:56.000 Some people hate it, but I've heard 50-50, basically.

01:09:59.000 Oh, yeah?

01:09:59.000 Yeah.

01:10:00.000 I like that line you told me from it.

01:10:01.000 What was it?

01:10:02.000 Bruce Lee goes, if I kill a man, I will go to jail because these hands are criminal weapons.

01:10:08.000 Lethal weapons.

01:10:10.000 If you kill anybody in a fight, it's illegal.

01:10:12.000 Because it's man's laughter or something like that.

01:10:14.000 He does the same algorithm.

01:10:15.000 You're born in jail.

01:10:16.000 You blew it again.

01:10:17.000 You always blow shit when you're on the spot.

01:10:19.000 Yeah.

01:10:20.000 When you told me that, it was hilarious.

01:10:22.000 Yeah, I couldn't.

01:10:23.000 This is Darth Vader all over again.

01:10:25.000 Okay, try to do the Darth Vader bit.

01:10:27.000 No, no, no.

01:10:28.000 That's not going to be good.

01:10:30.000 It's going to be bad.

01:10:31.000 Try it.

01:10:32.000 Like, shit, y'all think Darth Vader black.

01:10:35.000 I know he ain't black.

01:10:36.000 I'm your father.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, right.

01:10:37.000 I ain't paying no galactic challenge.

01:10:39.000 It just sounds racist.

01:10:41.000 It is.

01:10:42.000 No, it was funny, but everything is racist nowadays.

01:10:44.000 Everything is racist.

01:10:45.000 This is the guy who played.

01:10:46.000 Everything is racist.

01:10:47.000 The Bruce Lee depiction was insane.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, it was insanely.

01:10:51.000 What's the plot?

01:10:53.000 It's just kind of like a storytelling of this time period where Manson, that Manson thing was about to happen.

01:11:01.000 This is me realizing Ryan doesn't know what the word plot means.

01:11:04.000 The plot is, you know, I don't know.

01:11:08.000 I think it's just like a fairy tale.

01:11:09.000 It's like a once upon a time type fable that takes place.

01:11:12.000 It's a period piece with.

01:11:14.000 The plot is what's the story?

01:11:16.000 They're going to rob a bank.

01:11:17.000 They rob the bank.

01:11:18.000 No.

01:11:19.000 One of them gets killed.

01:11:21.000 It's a movie that follows the career, the ups and downs of the world.

01:11:24.000 So there's no plot.

01:11:25.000 No, it's like Big Lebowski-esque.

01:11:27.000 I see.

01:11:28.000 So the answer is there is none.

01:11:30.000 But there is a twist in a plot.

01:11:32.000 Okay, anyway.

01:11:34.000 lots of pedophilia going on in Hollywood.

01:11:37.000 Lots of gay pedophiles taking advantage of young, probably gay kids, right? 0.99

01:11:42.000 If you want to be in Disney and you love acting, you're not into sports, probably disproportionately gay. 1.00

01:11:48.000 But a lot of straight pedophilia, too, just all around taking advantage of people.

01:11:53.000 Because in Hollywood, you have people that are desperate, desperate to make a name for themselves.

01:11:58.000 And when you have power, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.

01:12:03.000 And these men take advantage of these desperate young people and molest them.

01:12:08.000 Usually pre-pubescent girls and boys, but maybe even younger.

01:12:13.000 Sounds like the two Corey's were getting molested when they were very young.

01:12:16.000 Or Bella Thorne says she was molested when she was just a kid at Disney.

01:12:22.000 But anyway, this random street artist that has nothing to do with Sabo did these posters where he changed Once Upon a Time in Hollywood to Once Upon a Time in Pettawood and put Jeffrey Epstein's face on it, which, dude, messing with Epstein is trouble.

01:12:37.000 Even Epstein is in trouble.

01:12:38.000 He's going to get killed because he has too much information.

01:12:41.000 And the more you expose him, the more I'm probably in danger just talking about this right now.

01:12:45.000 But do you have, is that, he did a bunch, right?

01:12:48.000 He did Woody Allen, too?

01:12:49.000 Yeah, he did about three of them.

01:12:53.000 Anyway, let's talk to a different street artist that's not that street artist and clearly has nothing to do with those billboards whatsoever.

01:13:09.000 Sabo, are you there?

01:13:11.000 I am here.

01:13:12.000 I'm going to face this way because you're facing a different way, so we'll look like we're looking at each other.

01:13:18.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:19.000 No, that's fine.

01:13:20.000 It's a cool twist.

01:13:22.000 We were just talking about this giant billboard we saw in Hollywood where some street artist Vandal put pedow wood and brought in Epstein and Polanski.

01:13:34.000 I guess he's talking about the rampant pedophilia and sexual assault that goes on in Hollywood.

01:13:43.000 Yeah, I hear it's been a problem for quite some time.

01:13:47.000 I'm happy that it's finally coming to a head with Epstein and company.

01:13:52.000 Well, you know, the thing about your banners, I mean, sorry, the banners that I'm talking about is they confront heterosexual pedophilia, which is rampant.

01:14:04.000 But there's also, I think it's much more prevalent homosexual pedophilia, like the two Coreys and all this Disney stuff. 0.60

01:14:14.000 I don't know, but my gut says it's more often gays taking advantage of young child actors who may already be gay if they're child actors. 0.92

01:14:22.000 What do you think?

01:14:25.000 You know, man, I honestly don't care who, what someone fucks, just so long as they're of age.

01:14:32.000 If I'm going to bang a dog, trust me, the dog's going to be at least 18.

01:14:36.000 So, I mean, the whole homo thing and everything, I don't even know, man. 1.00

01:14:42.000 Kids are kids.

01:14:43.000 I think kids should be left out of politics, and I think kids should be left alone when it comes to sex, man.

01:14:49.000 Well, it's a strange place to send your kid.

01:14:52.000 You know, you see these parents during a pilot week in L.A., they have entire communities where they stay there for two weeks, take the kids out of school, and then the kids audition for all these pilots.

01:15:05.000 And I think, you're taking a child to Pedowood.

01:15:09.000 What did you think was going to happen?

01:15:12.000 Well, I know what they think.

01:15:13.000 They want to happen.

01:15:14.000 Some of these kids walk away with $100 million careers.

01:15:18.000 I mean, look at Molly Cyrus.

01:15:20.000 I mean, my God, how much money is that woman worth? 1.00

01:15:23.000 How many mousketeers later came out to become just complete sluts? 1.00

01:15:28.000 And God bless them.

01:15:29.000 You know, I don't have a problem with the slut, but I mean, know what you're getting into. 1.00

01:15:34.000 So what it really is, is high-priced prostitution. 1.00

01:15:39.000 You're putting your kids up for auction.

01:15:41.000 You know that they'll get assaulted.

01:15:43.000 You know they'll get molested, but it's worth it for the money.

01:15:47.000 Hey, man, at the end of the day, there's a lot of prostitution going on. 1.00

01:15:50.000 There isn't prostitution. 1.00

01:15:53.000 I know some really nice, well-respected women up in Brentwood that expect a $15,000 a month allowance. 1.00

01:16:04.000 And even they'll tell you they're high-priced prostitutes. 1.00

01:16:08.000 All right.

01:16:08.000 So let's agree here.

01:16:10.000 Prostitution is none of our beeswax when it's with consenting adults. 0.90

01:16:14.000 But when you get kids involved, you're messing with the wrong group of people.

01:16:19.000 You're making us mad.

01:16:22.000 Yeah, you know, man, leave kids alone.

01:16:25.000 I don't know.

01:16:27.000 That's just how I see it, man.

01:16:28.000 I think kids should just be left alone.

01:16:31.000 Well, I hope this guy who does this brilliant street art doesn't get caught because he's doing a good service for mankind.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, I'm glad it brought up Woody Allen.

01:16:42.000 I mean, that guy's kind of been forgotten about, but I hear he's coming out with a movie soon, and so is Polanski.

01:16:47.000 So that's probably why they made it up on the board as well.

01:16:52.000 Right on.

01:16:53.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show, buddy, and I like you more than a friend in a consensual adult kind of a way.

01:16:59.000 Exactly.

01:17:00.000 Thank you.

01:17:00.000 Thank you for having me.

01:17:01.000 Cheers.

01:17:09.000 Bye.

01:17:11.000 *sad music*

01:17:14.000 I remember being at clubs, and I was so happy when that came on because it was finally a clear musical moment.

01:17:19.000 A lot of Aphex Twins' other stuff is just a cacophony.

01:17:22.000 As is techno and a lot of EDM.

01:17:26.000 Doesn't Sabo kind of remind you of like a lost Cheech and Chong character?

01:17:30.000 Yeah, like a distant cousin.

01:17:32.000 Let's go see my cousin, man.

01:17:33.000 And they go there and then he kind of like the level-headed one.

01:17:37.000 Yeah.

01:17:38.000 He's got that vibe.

01:17:39.000 Trump Curse.

01:17:41.000 Me.

01:17:43.000 Not Jim Goad.

01:17:44.000 He seems to have avoided the curse.

01:17:45.000 Sabo, Ted Nugent.

01:17:50.000 Not Glenn Back.

01:17:51.000 I should make a list of who has the Trump curse.

01:17:54.000 Allure Loomer.

01:17:56.000 Milo.

01:17:58.000 Proud Boys.

01:18:02.000 Oh, well.

01:18:04.000 Cheese Marin is a Trump supporter.

01:18:06.000 Oh, he's about to get cursed.

01:18:08.000 I mean, he hasn't been doing stuff in a while, though.

01:18:11.000 Yeah, because of the Trump curse.

01:18:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:13.000 All right.

01:18:14.000 Shall we do voting for president?

01:18:16.000 Bernie Sanders.

01:18:17.000 Really?

01:18:18.000 Bernie Sanders?

01:18:20.000 Trump.

01:18:20.000 Come on, man.

01:18:21.000 He's going to do great things for America.

01:18:23.000 He's going to build a mall on the border.

01:18:25.000 I'm pretty sure it's a wall.

01:18:27.000 No, no, it's a mall, man.

01:18:29.000 You know, there's going to be like rides for the kids, tacos, everything, man.

01:18:33.000 Mexicans don't pay for that. 1.00

01:18:34.000 I'm definitely sure it's a wall.

01:18:36.000 I'm definitely sure.

01:18:37.000 That might exist.

01:18:39.000 I'm certainly almost positive.

01:18:42.000 All right, so we're out of time, but we haven't done the mailbag in a while.

01:18:44.000 I want to look at the mailbag.

01:18:46.000 Okay.

01:18:47.000 And don't show the player for once in your life.

01:18:50.000 Okay.

01:18:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:18:57.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:19:03.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:05.000 Ultimate cuck move.

01:19:07.000 Dear Gavin Ryan, is there any single gesture more cuckish than a man on a bike doing the turn signal pointing arm thing?

01:19:16.000 I get that it might be safer than otherwise, but my God, it is cringeworthy.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, it's really bad, especially on a motorcycle.

01:19:24.000 You rarely see that.

01:19:26.000 But yeah, I think this is when you're going right and this is when you're going left.

01:19:30.000 It's truly embarrassing.

01:19:32.000 I feel I ride my bicycle a lot to avoid becoming a fat pig.

01:19:37.000 And bicycle helmets make me sick.

01:19:39.000 I hate helmets.

01:19:41.000 I understand them on a motorcycle, but bicycle helmets and ski helmets and snowboard helmets, you look like an absolute douche.

01:19:50.000 And I hate the way in the suburbs in Westchester, when they ride their bikes, they do it on a Saturday and it's a big deal.

01:19:57.000 Like they have the toe clips and they have those dumb shirts with sponsors.

01:20:01.000 Oh, you're sponsored, are you?

01:20:02.000 Name brands all over them with the shorts.

01:20:06.000 I have denim shorts on and chucks with no socks and I'll go 10 miles.

01:20:12.000 That's a lie.

01:20:12.000 I would, though.

01:20:14.000 My dad went all the way to, I think, Kitchener, Ontario on his bike.

01:20:19.000 By the way, speaking of cucks, on tomorrow's show, GOML Live, I want to really get into these commercials where white dads are the biggest losers in the world. 0.80

01:20:28.000 But there's also something else going on, too, where white women are often really stupid. 1.00

01:20:34.000 And these ads are directed towards white women. 1.00

01:20:36.000 The biggest consumer in America is middle-class white women. 1.00

01:20:39.000 That's who buys cars and stuff.

01:20:41.000 So these women like being humiliated. 1.00

01:20:44.000 They like humiliating their husbands, and we'll get to that.

01:20:46.000 But they also like being humiliated in the ads.

01:20:50.000 And I want to try to figure that out.

01:20:53.000 I have one theory.

01:20:55.000 There's two basic theories.

01:20:56.000 Maybe it's white people writing these ads themselves and they feel bad that they're successful.

01:21:01.000 It's white guilt.

01:21:02.000 So it's the bigotry of low expectations and they're going, no, you're cool.

01:21:06.000 Just like at my boxing gym where I punch a guy in the face and he goes, good, good.

01:21:10.000 Now breathe.

01:21:12.000 Or when people are Mets fans and the way they talk to us Mets fans is like, yeah, you guys are having a pretty good season.

01:21:17.000 I hear you're not on the bottom of the Nationals anymore.

01:21:19.000 And you go, yeah, we're second worst.

01:21:20.000 So things are looking up.

01:21:22.000 Is that what they're doing?

01:21:23.000 Or here's another theory.

01:21:26.000 Women don't want what they ask for. 1.00

01:21:28.000 So they say they want allies and they want men to be soft and weak, but they're lying.

01:21:32.000 They actually want men to have balls. 1.00

01:21:34.000 And that's why they like gangster rap.

01:21:37.000 Like you go to any, you know these rich girls who are interns at Vogue? 1.00

01:21:43.000 Or what's the company that names Vogue?

01:21:46.000 Oh, the big publishing house.

01:21:50.000 Oh, my mind's blanking.

01:21:52.000 Condé Nast?

01:21:52.000 Condé Nast.

01:21:53.000 The girls who intern at Condé Nast, they're all feminists. 1.00

01:21:56.000 They all vote for Hillary.

01:21:57.000 But the music they listen to is like, I'm a fucking bitch.

01:22:00.000 I'm a fucking bitch.

01:22:01.000 I like a whole ass down.

01:22:03.000 Hose up. 0.51

01:22:04.000 That's where I like going.

01:22:06.000 And they'll be dancing at the club to that, and they love every second of it.

01:22:09.000 So they love testosterone. 0.98

01:22:11.000 And they told us to castrate ourselves.

01:22:14.000 And then men castrate themselves and they went, ill, you listen to me?

01:22:17.000 Gross.

01:22:19.000 We'll try to figure it out on the show tomorrow.

01:22:21.000 And you can call in and help us with it.

01:22:26.000 Then he adds, this is the same writer.

01:22:28.000 P.S. Is it even possible for a girl with a shaved head to be hot? 1.00

01:22:33.000 It's a growing trend among feminist chicks, and it seems to universally lower a girl's rating by one or two points minimum. 1.00

01:22:39.000 A seven becomes a five, et cetera.

01:22:41.000 Thanks.

01:22:41.000 I know what two points means.

01:22:44.000 He gives examples.

01:22:45.000 No, it is not possible for a bald woman to be hot. 1.00

01:22:47.000 It's not possible for a woman with short hair to be hot. 1.00

01:22:50.000 And then you go, wait a minute, there's tons of chicks with short hair. 1.00

01:22:53.000 Look at Eva Mendez when she had shortish hair. 1.00

01:22:56.000 Yes, she was still attractive because she's insanely hot. 1.00

01:23:00.000 She's a 10.

01:23:01.000 That's like Superman is still strong if he's wearing underwear, but he still is less amazing.

01:23:12.000 And every time you show me a girl with short hair who's hot, like her, who's that now? 0.97

01:23:17.000 Is that Natalie Portman?

01:23:18.000 It is.

01:23:19.000 Okay, she's attractive there. 1.00

01:23:20.000 Yes.

01:23:22.000 But if you were to add long hair in Photoshop, she would be way more attractive. 1.00

01:23:28.000 So this gentleman is right.

01:23:30.000 You are taking at least two points off when you cut your hair short.

01:23:33.000 And here's another thing.

01:23:34.000 As I wrote about, I got in a lot of trouble for saying this in an article.

01:23:37.000 It's rape. 1.00

01:23:39.000 Because if you are making love to a lady with short hair, when you are doing the non-missionary one, the doggy position, you look down and you see a 10-year-old boy that looks, it looks like a boy.

01:23:54.000 A weird boy is below you.

01:23:56.000 So I made out with a chick and somewhere along the line, you switched it out and made it a boy.

01:24:01.000 That's gross.

01:24:02.000 Even when you make out with a girl with a shaved head, you close your eyes.

01:24:05.000 I remember this when I was 16.

01:24:06.000 I had this skater girl, girlfriend, and I would put my hand on the back of her head and I'd feel this kind of stubble.

01:24:11.000 That's interesting.

01:24:12.000 And I'm like, I'm Frenching a dude.

01:24:16.000 So it invades our sex life and it makes you unattractive. 0.55

01:24:19.000 There's a great episode of King of Queens where he finds out that Carrie can sell her hair.

01:24:26.000 Look it up.

01:24:26.000 It's really good.

01:24:27.000 What are you typing there?

01:24:29.000 Exactly What you're saying?

01:24:31.000 No, you typed it in.

01:24:32.000 Oh, fudge. 0.99

01:24:34.000 He typed it into an already existing URL.

01:24:39.000 So the King of Queens realizes that they can make like $3,000 if she sells her hair. 0.80

01:24:44.000 And they go, let's go on a cruise with the money.

01:24:47.000 So they go on a cruise and she's got this hair, basically.

01:24:51.000 And Kevin James realizes that they made a huge mistake.

01:24:55.000 Soul Deluxe.

01:24:57.000 Soul Dilocks.

01:24:58.000 This show is so good.

01:25:00.000 I asked someone in Hollywood who like knows the industry back when I would pitch TV shows and I go, why is King of Queen so well written?

01:25:07.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:25:08.000 It's like a cheesy mainstream sitcom and everything about it is perfect.

01:25:12.000 And he said, it's basically these old school writers, these veterans who are on their third divorce and they just need money.

01:25:20.000 So they come back in.

01:25:21.000 There she is.

01:25:22.000 Look at her.

01:25:23.000 Oh, wait, you missed it.

01:25:24.000 You just missed it.

01:25:25.000 Because it was his idea.

01:25:26.000 Is he making fun of my hair?

01:25:27.000 Look, I'm in a hurry.

01:25:28.000 I've got to call Big Go and Lounge.

01:25:30.000 Yeah, you're not going anywhere, ShowTune.

01:25:32.000 Just tell me, was he making fun of my hair or not?

01:25:35.000 Was he?

01:25:36.000 He says you look like Pete Rose.

01:25:43.000 Pete Rose?

01:25:44.000 He's the all-time hits leader.

01:25:45.000 He's.

01:25:49.000 Robert Goulet.

01:25:50.000 Robert Goulay.

01:25:53.000 Yeah, he said, I'm sorry, Carrie, but since you did it, you look like a weird boy.

01:25:58.000 You know, it was his idea.

01:26:01.000 All right, here's a very weird letter.

01:26:03.000 It's called Sexual Power and the Matriarchy. 1.00

01:26:05.000 This is the fun thing about emails, is your letters have to have a title.

01:26:09.000 When we used to write letters, you didn't have to have a title.

01:26:12.000 Now you need to title your letter.

01:26:13.000 Sexual Power and the Matriarchy. 1.00

01:26:16.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:26:18.000 I've been reading recently and discovered that America and the West are matriarchies. 1.00

01:26:22.000 And the reason why is most likely because of the sexual revolution. 1.00

01:26:26.000 What happens to all primates, including bonobo monkeys, who I think we're the most like when it comes to monkeys, when females give up sex without commitment is the men stop being dominant, controlling, and oppressive, seeing as they no longer have to fight and compete with each other just to have sex with the female.

01:26:43.000 I'm starting to cry.

01:26:45.000 If the female can have sex with multiple males, then men will sit back and try to dominate each other as well as the female. 0.98

01:26:55.000 This is probably why this guy's writing is clunky and he's missing punctuation.

01:26:58.000 Please reread your letters before you send them.

01:27:01.000 This is probably why feminism has been so supportive of female sexual liberation. 1.00

01:27:05.000 It's a weapon.

01:27:06.000 It's why, since the sexual revolution of the 1960s, women now earn more college degrees than men, own most of our nation and the West's wealth, are the majority of consumers, are the majority of voters, run all the education from preschool to college, earn more than men when they're single, have numerous female privileges, basically run the government and economy by proxy, and most families are now solely headed by women. 0.83

01:27:29.000 That might explain those commercials that we're going to talk about tomorrow.

01:27:32.000 If this isn't proof we're in a matriarchy, I don't know what is. 1.00

01:27:35.000 All matriarchal tribes from the Kasi people of India to the Muso people of China, Masuo people of China are sexually liberated. 0.99

01:27:44.000 P.S. I think the Islamic world and most of Africa is so violent and oppressive to women because these people force women to chaste till marriage. 1.00

01:27:53.000 That's maintain their virginity. 1.00

01:27:55.000 It causes men to be violent and dominant in order to have sex at all.

01:28:00.000 So his contention here is that if women aren't chaste, men will be less violent.

01:28:06.000 And he's talking about Africa.

01:28:09.000 So that would imply that black neighborhoods in America where women are not encouraged to be chaste at all and are encouraged to twerk from a very young age, there would be no violence in those communities. 0.70

01:28:20.000 Right?

01:28:21.000 But there's plenty of violence in the black community in America, despite women being totally unchaste. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Well, they can't express that violence because they're not meant to do it sexually, so they maybe have to get it out somehow, so they just have leftover aggression.

01:28:37.000 But women aren't chased. 1.00

01:28:38.000 Black women are not chased in America. 1.00

01:28:40.000 Right.

01:28:40.000 So therefore, where's the aggression?

01:28:42.000 How do they summon aggression from the males?

01:28:45.000 Right.

01:28:45.000 Well, but they're still very aggressive, generally.

01:28:48.000 Right, because the aggression doesn't come out in the mating process. 0.87

01:28:51.000 Perhaps.

01:28:53.000 Don't get involved in this kind of stuff, okay?

01:28:55.000 This guy is saying that Africa is violent because women are chased till marriage.

01:29:01.000 So men have to be violent and dominant in order to have sex at all.

01:29:04.000 Yes.

01:29:04.000 And I'm saying black men in America are disproportionately violent and dominant.

01:29:09.000 Yes.

01:29:10.000 So that contradicts what he's saying here.

01:29:12.000 But the women aren't chased here. 1.00

01:29:14.000 So you're saying there should be less violence because they're not chaste.

01:29:17.000 Yes.

01:29:17.000 You're just explaining what I just said, but really badly.

01:29:19.000 But my thought is perhaps they're violent because the violence has to come out somehow or some aggression.

01:29:24.000 And since they're not spending it on chaste women, maybe they aim it at each other. 0.87

01:29:32.000 We're going to get to the bottom of this.

01:29:33.000 Since they're not spending it on chaste women, are you talking about Africa or America now?

01:29:38.000 Well, there should be less violence because the women aren't chaste here. 1.00

01:29:41.000 That's what he's saying.

01:29:42.000 But there isn't less violence.

01:29:44.000 Right.

01:29:44.000 And the reason why is perhaps there has to violence has to come out somehow or aggression has to be present in some form.

01:29:54.000 So you're saying that black men in, say, say, a really violent, dangerous place like the south side of Chicago or Baltimore, you're saying that Baltimore black males are disproportionately aggressive because they're not getting laid?

01:30:12.000 No.

01:30:13.000 Okay.

01:30:16.000 I'm saying, if chastising the women until marriage causes aggression. 1.00

01:30:21.000 Chastising.

01:30:22.000 Chaste means virgin.

01:30:24.000 Yes, coming from chastity.

01:30:26.000 Right.

01:30:26.000 To maintain your...

01:30:30.000 Let's do Baltimore.

01:30:31.000 Okay.

01:30:32.000 Baltimore, the women are not chaste, and the men are still violent.

01:30:35.000 Explain that.

01:30:36.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:30:37.000 Is that all humans have aggression?

01:30:39.000 And a way to get out aggression is in the mating process because these women aren't giving it up. 1.00

01:30:43.000 So they're aggressively...

01:30:46.000 But now they have aggression still, and they don't use it because there's no chaste women. 1.00

01:30:51.000 So that's not an avenue of expression of aggression.

01:30:54.000 So they just like, you stepped on my shoe type stuff.

01:30:57.000 No, but he's saying that's what they do in Africa Because they have to go, you stepped on my shoes type stuff to impress women, to get the other guys out of the equation. 0.99

01:31:08.000 So we have two violent scenarios.

01:31:10.000 One women are chased, one aren't. 0.99

01:31:12.000 In other words, the chaste part isn't part of it.

01:31:17.000 That makes sense.

01:31:17.000 Now, what is the cause of it?

01:31:18.000 Well, in Africa, it's a backwards, horrible dictatorship with no equality, no free market. 1.00

01:31:28.000 It's just a tyrannical hellhole that's backwards in time and totally corrupt. 0.97

01:31:33.000 In America, there's a similar reason for the violence.

01:31:37.000 We have the corrupt DNC who hog the money for themselves and they hook people on welfare.

01:31:43.000 They destroyed the black family. 1.00

01:31:45.000 And Baltimore is a shithole because of the DNC.

01:31:49.000 So I guess in both cases, socialism is to blame.

01:31:52.000 All right.

01:31:53.000 That's getting a little too heady.

01:31:54.000 We're out of time.

01:31:55.000 Let's end the show with a fun video.

01:31:58.000 What the hell is that now you're pulling up?

01:31:59.000 It's a graph of heat and crime.

01:32:02.000 All right.

01:32:03.000 We're not opening this Pandora's box.

01:32:05.000 Let's watch something stimulating, please.

01:32:09.000 What do you got for us?

01:32:10.000 Oh! 0.60

01:32:18.000 Do they show his genitalia?

01:32:23.000 Okay.

01:32:23.000 Gentleman's going up a tree with no penis.

01:32:26.000 Gentlemen, yes.

01:32:31.000 Oh cool.

01:32:37.000 What am I looking at?

01:32:47.000 Do I seem to be close?

01:32:51.000 Oh.

01:33:00.000 Don't try this at home, guys.

01:33:03.000 Well, they're in love.

01:33:04.000 I hope that's a female giraffe, or that's gay. 1.00

01:33:09.000 That's the true problem.

01:33:11.000 Dangerous.

01:33:12.000 Did you see the giraffe managed to do that without Jacob hurting even touching the ground?

01:33:16.000 That's correct.

01:33:17.000 She took the brunt of the fall.

01:33:20.000 Oh, nice one.

01:33:23.000 I have a funny feeling that this is a same-sex relationship.

01:33:27.000 Perhaps.

01:33:29.000 Careful now, careful.

01:33:30.000 Oh, schnapps.

01:33:32.000 This looks dangerous.

01:33:33.000 Whoa, what?

01:33:35.000 See, this is getting a little unrealistic.

01:33:36.000 Yeah, that wouldn't happen.

01:33:40.000 The Japanese are surely behind this. 1.00

01:33:44.000 Oh, Jacob's old now.

01:33:46.000 This was a flashback.

01:33:48.000 And the giraffe, we still don't know if it's male or female.

01:33:51.000 I'm such a homophobe, that's my only concern here.

01:33:58.000 Hey, if the giraffe's a chick, it's none of my fucking business. 1.00

01:34:01.000 But if that's a dude giraffe, they're showing that to kids, that's messed up.

01:34:05.000 I'm no Mario Lopez, but I don't like guys making out with dude giraffes. 1.00

01:34:12.000 I draw a line.

01:34:13.000 That's where it gets too weird.

01:34:15.000 Get fired.

01:34:16.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:18.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 31, 2019

S02E44 - EVERYTHING IS RACIST

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