Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #61 - MOVIE NIGHT

00:00:28.000 With that playing design's a secret move hard and metadata.

00:00:41.000 A separate nervous system that my brain's like kinetic.

00:00:44.000 Walk around it seven times and time clockwise and step back.

00:00:48.000 Watch me as I knit the fly and crystallize Look at you the rack Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop Thank you.

00:01:01.000 Blacks and whites coming together to make beautiful music.

00:01:04.000 That was Kelly, what are they called again?

00:01:07.000 Kelly Kettler?

00:01:08.000 Yep.

00:01:10.000 Kellekettler, two guys from South Africa, two blicks from South Africa. 0.67

00:01:15.000 What gives them the rat?

00:01:19.000 What is that?

00:01:21.000 It's from that show below deck.

00:01:24.000 They always had South Africans on it. 1.00

00:01:26.000 And there was this one guy, I used to watch it with my wife, and there was this one guy who was always pissed off all the time.

00:01:32.000 And, you know, these crews on these fancy yachts are all about hierarchy. 0.99

00:01:37.000 And I'm the captain and you're North Starboard and you're fucking crystalline pissed juice. 0.99

00:01:42.000 And he was always saying to his inferiors, what gives you the rat? 0.99

00:01:49.000 Exactly like the word rat.

00:01:51.000 But yeah, that's two blick guys. 0.98

00:01:54.000 And their energy is being harbored by the British group Cold Cut.

00:02:00.000 Now, you're a little young for Cold Cut.

00:02:02.000 They were one of the first samplers back in the 80s.

00:02:06.000 But by the time they were in the 90s, it had been maybe 10 years they've been doing this, they were getting real good at it, eh?

00:02:12.000 And they were the first guys I ever saw use videos as samples.

00:02:17.000 There's a song called Timber, Cold Cut Timber.

00:02:21.000 And the samples they used were video samples.

00:02:24.000 You would see the chainsaw going, nin, nin, na, na na na na na na na ning nin na na na nin nin na na na.

00:02:30.000 Hec static, that was the other guy. 1.00

00:02:33.000 And that's the sound trees make.

00:02:36.000 That's the sound nature makes.

00:02:38.000 So they're using nature.

00:02:40.000 Do you like my outfit, by the way?

00:02:42.000 Two scoops, two genders, two terms, deal with it. 1.00

00:02:46.000 We had a very trumpy in a couple of days. 0.91

00:02:52.000 You got a little plucky.

00:02:54.000 Bit plucky. 1.00

00:02:56.000 Fuck, fucky plucky. 1.00

00:02:59.000 Fuck plucky. 1.00

00:03:04.000 So they wouldn't use a sample unless they had a video of it. 1.00

00:03:13.000 British people are good at music.

00:03:14.000 You know why? 0.93

00:03:15.000 Because the weather sucks. 0.69

00:03:20.000 Oh, so those of you too cheap to subscribe and are just watching the audio, everything you hear is we're seeing. 0.95

00:03:28.000 We're seeing the axe hit the timber.

00:03:35.000 How naive do you have to be to think that vlogging is bad?

00:03:40.000 Are you me when I was 17?

00:03:44.000 If you want more trees, buy more wood.

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00:04:25.000 Smells weird in here.

00:04:26.000 Really? 0.98

00:04:27.000 Is that garbage been in the studio since before you left? 0.98

00:04:27.000 Yeah. 0.98

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00:04:53.000 These guys were here from day one, the very beginning, when no one was with us.

00:04:59.000 And we were with Laura Loomer last night when she won, and the chairman of the GOP was there saying, you're an agent of change, was her quote.

00:05:07.000 No, better, a change agent.

00:05:10.000 And these are the people I think who stand outside the dressing room when you try on different pants and hand you a larger size because you always think you're a 32, you're a 36, dude.

00:05:21.000 A change agent, yes.

00:05:23.000 But, and that was great.

00:05:25.000 And it was great that Trump retweeted her victory.

00:05:28.000 But where were you guys when she was a pariah?

00:05:32.000 Where were you when she was handcuffing herself?

00:05:35.000 Anyway, we'll get to all that.

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00:05:46.000 There's the cookies.

00:05:47.000 Maybe it's the shirt.

00:05:49.000 Stinky shirt?

00:05:50.000 You know how I know it's not a fart from me?

00:05:50.000 No.

00:05:54.000 Why?

00:05:55.000 Because you'd be dead.

00:05:56.000 That's why I don't fart in public. 0.90

00:05:58.000 As a Japanese person, I can't process anything.

00:06:02.000 It smells like I have the flu in there. 0.88

00:06:04.000 I knew a Jewish woman married to a nipperdoodle. 1.00

00:06:07.000 And on her first date, she went to his house and clogged a toilet with her enormous Jewish feces. 1.00

00:06:15.000 They're playing at the Mercury Lounge, by the way. 0.99

00:06:17.000 That's, you'd think the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Actually, the best possible place to do that is a Japanese person's house. 1.00

00:06:26.000 Because for them, like Pooh, you've seen their, they invented that emoji.

00:06:30.000 For them, poo is just like an eyelash.

00:06:32.000 Like it's a thing that came off your body.

00:06:34.000 So the dad, before he plunged it, he said, Oh, you have a very good stool.

00:06:44.000 You're very healthy and have good metabolism.

00:06:47.000 Very, very good. 1.00

00:06:48.000 He was impressed with her shit. 1.00

00:06:50.000 He starts taking it apart. 1.00

00:06:51.000 He's like, look at it.

00:06:52.000 Fiber.

00:06:55.000 You like lots of corns and vegetables.

00:07:00.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:07:05.000 We've got a lot to talk about, and I'm never... 0.99

00:07:08.000 I just brought these goddamn markers from home. 0.99

00:07:12.000 You've got to be kidding me. 1.00

00:07:13.000 That one sucks. 0.99

00:07:16.000 We need fresh markers. 0.97

00:07:17.000 Wait, do these things have a shelf life?

00:07:20.000 That's a good one.

00:07:20.000 Oh, few.

00:07:22.000 We're doing sketches later on, right?

00:07:23.000 We're raising money for Max and John in prison.

00:07:28.000 By the way, when you're sending them memes, understand that Max and John are still under scrutiny.

00:07:33.000 The powers that be, the incompetent police's boss, think that Matt and John are part of a looming Nazi group that's going to start World War III, the Boogaloo.

00:07:44.000 They're the Boogaloo boys. 0.96

00:07:45.000 That's why they'll never be released when, you know, pedophiles and all these other people are released.

00:07:49.000 They might get released with their appeal. 0.89

00:07:50.000 But what I meant was when they're releasing all these people for COVID and all that shit, Max and John will never be included in that.

00:07:55.000 Guaranteed.

00:07:58.000 So send them memes, send them stuff, but avoid Antifa and Proud Boy stuff because that sends off a red flag and they end up getting interviewed by the FBI.

00:08:08.000 And the people who send them the Antifa PB stuff, I didn't know this, by the way, until John Kinsman's wife just told me.

00:08:15.000 The people who send that, they get a call from the CIA and the FBI saying, what's going on?

00:08:19.000 Are you part of this evil Nazi gang? 0.73

00:08:23.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:08:24.000 How fucking stupid can you be? 1.00

00:08:26.000 I don't mean the people who send the memes. 1.00

00:08:28.000 I mean the people questioning this.

00:08:30.000 Also, on the subject of the PBs, when you're sending me cameos, don't type out the word proud boys.

00:08:39.000 The AI for a cameo flags it and it gets canceled.

00:08:44.000 Even though the way it appears to me is they just canceled it.

00:08:48.000 And I think, why would you cancel that?

00:08:50.000 You didn't really even ask me for anything.

00:08:52.000 And then I find out a computer did it.

00:08:53.000 You know what happened at Cameo?

00:08:55.000 My picture was me with a gun at a shooting range.

00:08:59.000 It's back up now.

00:09:01.000 An intern there shows up and they go, yeah, no, that's not going to work.

00:09:08.000 And they changed it.

00:09:09.000 I had a feeling that to a picture I don't like where I'm going like this at that Linda Sarsour rally where AP was taking pictures.

00:09:17.000 What they do is they take pictures of you for a gigabyte as you're like this.

00:09:22.000 And then you start getting bored and going, yes, hello.

00:09:26.000 Hello.

00:09:28.000 Hmm. 0.96

00:09:29.000 Like just doing dumb faces like that. 0.98

00:09:32.000 That was like the 350th photo. 0.97

00:09:36.000 And then they use that.

00:09:42.000 But isn't that audacious?

00:09:44.000 Like you show, that's part of like Gen Z and Millennials.

00:09:48.000 You show up at an internship and you go, yeah, I'm going to have to change this person's personal avatar.

00:09:56.000 What gives you that at? 0.78

00:09:58.000 What gives you the rat?

00:10:00.000 See if you can find that.

00:10:01.000 That could be a good video.

00:10:03.000 Below Deck.

00:10:05.000 Of course you don't remember that.

00:10:07.000 You should know of the show.

00:10:08.000 It's a smash hit.

00:10:10.000 Below the Deck Show.

00:10:11.000 You gotta start paying attention to pop culture, dude.

00:10:14.000 Or politics.

00:10:16.000 Anything.

00:10:19.000 Anything with shopping for yourself.

00:10:21.000 Did you put in what gives you the right?

00:10:23.000 Yes.

00:10:24.000 Did we get anything?

00:10:25.000 Below Deck Show.

00:10:26.000 What gives you the rat?

00:10:28.000 Below Deck, Season 7.

00:10:30.000 Yeah.

00:10:31.000 Behind the scenes.

00:10:33.000 Yeah, it's just the kind of thing that me and my wife liked.

00:10:35.000 I guess no one else enjoyed it.

00:10:37.000 I gotta remember to get Death of the West here.

00:10:40.000 That smells driving me nuts.

00:10:41.000 You know what it smells like?

00:10:42.000 It's a reality show?

00:10:44.000 Yes. 0.91

00:10:45.000 It smells like a dead rat.

00:10:47.000 Have you ever seen a mouse or a rat in the studio?

00:10:50.000 Never. 0.99

00:10:53.000 But the city is going to shit and there's rats everywhere. 0.99

00:10:57.000 Oh, I read about that. 1.00

00:10:58.000 Yeah, the rats.

00:10:59.000 For years.

00:11:00.000 New York was given the rat.

00:11:03.000 What gives us the rats?

00:11:05.000 Yeah, I've been seeing more rats lately, that's for sure.

00:11:08.000 On the tracks, rat tracks.

00:11:11.000 And I remember that was like a lower Manhattan thing or something.

00:11:15.000 I just had never seen them.

00:11:16.000 And from like two years of commuting. 0.60

00:11:18.000 And I keep hearing about these rats.

00:11:20.000 People taking pictures of them.

00:11:21.000 There's Instagram. 0.98

00:11:21.000 They're like rats of snakes. 0.98

00:11:22.000 You've never seen rats in New York City before?

00:11:24.000 When I was a kid, sure.

00:11:25.000 But then there was a large time when I was just working at Compound and doing stuff there.

00:11:30.000 Well, no, that's 32nd Street.

00:11:32.000 The East Village, Chinatown.

00:11:34.000 Right, right.

00:11:34.000 They love chicken.

00:11:35.000 That's their shit. 1.00

00:11:36.000 You got to read the book Rats that gave me the rat. 1.00

00:11:41.000 And it talks about this guy would just go to Lower Manhattan.

00:11:45.000 Well, he went all over New York City, but he would go to Lower Manhattan and stay up all night analyzing them.

00:11:50.000 And he noticed that vegetables are not interesting to them.

00:11:53.000 And a lot of meat isn't either, but chicken they love.

00:11:55.000 So they love Chinatown.

00:11:57.000 And the only thing you can do to curb them is deny the food supply.

00:12:01.000 Nothing else works. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Traps are idiotic. 1.00

00:12:07.000 All right. 1.00

00:12:09.000 So we've got the poster, the giveaway.

00:12:12.000 We've got so much stuff going on that I think we're going to have to make all our things separate shows.

00:12:17.000 So let me tell you my plan and let me share it with the folks.

00:12:21.000 You ready for this, Ryan?

00:12:21.000 Okay?

00:12:23.000 Yes, ready?

00:12:23.000 Yes.

00:12:25.000 And if you are ever confused about what we're doing, go back to this episode and please find the dead mouse in this fucking studio. 0.99

00:12:32.000 Maybe we should get a cat. 0.99

00:12:33.000 Dead mouse.

00:12:34.000 I hate cats, but I hate rats more.

00:12:37.000 Aren't you allergic?

00:12:38.000 It's not a matter of liking or not liking?

00:12:40.000 Yeah, that's a bad idea.

00:12:40.000 What about a jack terrier?

00:12:43.000 That we don't see.

00:12:44.000 Aren't they in the gangs of New York days?

00:12:46.000 Didn't they would have rat fights with jack terriers?

00:12:50.000 It's in the movie, I think.

00:12:53.000 Okay, ready?

00:12:53.000 Here's my plan.

00:12:55.000 So Monday, this imminent Monday, we have the boat episode and we go through your Trump thing.

00:13:01.000 You were in Tampa, was it?

00:13:03.000 We started in St. Petersburg or Clearwater area and then went up.

00:13:03.000 The flotilla, yeah.

00:13:09.000 Guinness Book of World Records, Trump was tweeting about it.

00:13:12.000 How many boats were There, you know, I heard 2,000, then I also heard the latest estimate was 3,000.

00:13:18.000 And how much Coke did you do on the boat?

00:13:21.000 None.

00:13:22.000 Isn't it windy?

00:13:22.000 Doesn't it blow away?

00:13:24.000 No Coke.

00:13:24.000 So maybe they had Coke and then it blew away, but...

00:13:29.000 No shots.

00:13:31.000 So did you have this hat on while you were on the boat?

00:13:34.000 I didn't.

00:13:35.000 You didn't?

00:13:36.000 You just read my hat right now for the first time.

00:13:39.000 I'm familiar with the shirt, but I didn't know you had a hat version.

00:13:43.000 So we're 17, sorry, 12 minutes into the show, and you're just now reading my hat.

00:13:51.000 Yes, I have other things.

00:13:52.000 You might be the least perceptive person in the world.

00:13:55.000 Sure.

00:13:56.000 When I see shirts that say things and has to say, I rarely read them.

00:13:59.000 I'm just like, that's just a waste of time.

00:14:04.000 What if it's the host and your boss?

00:14:06.000 Well, that's different, but I figured you wouldn't say that.

00:14:08.000 What if it's the host of a show you're on?

00:14:10.000 Well, unless it says, Ryan, in 32 minutes, you have to go to the sound drop.

00:14:22.000 I'm doing such a good job.

00:14:24.000 Yeah.

00:14:25.000 Wrong. 0.99

00:14:25.000 All right, so Monday, we should dedicate an episode to that boat shit. 0.99

00:14:30.000 The boot. 0.99

00:14:31.000 Right?

00:14:31.000 Das Boot.

00:14:33.000 I just watched a great documentary about the movie Das Boot.

00:14:36.000 It's a Canadian documentary.

00:14:38.000 It's called All a Boot Das Boot.

00:14:42.000 That's a joke, Ryan.

00:14:44.000 Don't Google it.

00:14:46.000 It's a joke I stole from David Cross, actually.

00:14:50.000 Tuesday, the 25th, we're going to go over the Laura thing.

00:14:54.000 Now, I know that sounds kind of late, but we're going to put up the live stream, which it might be up now, of all the speeches and everything.

00:15:02.000 My speech was incredible.

00:15:04.000 I really hit it out of the park.

00:15:05.000 And you know what I learned, by the way?

00:15:07.000 Here's what you should do.

00:15:08.000 My Tommy Robinson speech in England was terrible because I didn't have any notes and I was drunk.

00:15:13.000 So I just, I had a very ambitious idea of how I'm going to do all the different accents throughout my life and all my different British history. 0.52

00:15:20.000 And I fucked it up.

00:15:21.000 But what you should do is type out a speech, right? 0.89

00:15:26.000 Work on it two days before, then rewrite it the day before, then have it and have it on the podium as a crutch, as an emergency.

00:15:38.000 And you don't need notes.

00:15:40.000 You'll mentally remember.

00:15:41.000 You can look down and no one minds if you go like this.

00:15:43.000 There's nothing I hate more than paying money or trekking out to a speech and having someone going, hello, thank you for coming.

00:15:51.000 We are living in an epoch where revolution is mandatory.

00:15:56.000 And you're just like, hey, dude, you could have emailed me that.

00:15:59.000 Let's hear some of the G. But don't call it ISIS.

00:16:02.000 Call it like Middle Eastern. 0.98

00:16:06.000 And she was like, you see?

00:16:08.000 And she hasn't stopped.

00:16:10.000 I mean, if you look at her resume of these media events where she's exposed the hypocrisy of the left from jumping on stage in New York and berating people for murdering Trump in a bizarre ritual that could have been an Aztec stage as they murdered him and blood is everywhere. 0.82

00:16:31.000 Bringing illegal immigrants to Nancy Pelosi's lawn. 1.00

00:16:38.000 Anyway, we'll showcase that later.

00:16:40.000 But that was my speech.

00:16:43.000 My point there was that she's not some random person doing this as a lurk, like John McCaffey.

00:16:49.000 She's someone who has been an activist since she was in college and has not taken a break.

00:16:55.000 And by the way, we'll mention this more on Tuesday's Laura episode.

00:17:04.000 She's not infallible.

00:17:06.000 It's sort of like Dinesh D'Souza said about Trump.

00:17:08.000 He said, wow, you're so tough.

00:17:10.000 You sit here and you take a beating and it just water off your back.

00:17:14.000 And allegedly, Trump said to Dinesh D'Souza, no, actually, I'm kind of, I'm shocked.

00:17:21.000 I mean, when I got that El Baghazi Baghdad guy, I thought, well, I'm going to get some accolades now. 1.00

00:17:28.000 And they go, oh, Osama, Obama was way cooler when he killed Osama.

00:17:32.000 You go, I can't win with these people.

00:17:34.000 That was a crazy thing.

00:17:35.000 And it was bothering him.

00:17:36.000 It was bothering Trump.

00:17:38.000 And Laura was bothered by all this stuff.

00:17:39.000 Like, it affects her.

00:17:41.000 She would cry.

00:17:44.000 She moved.

00:17:44.000 She had to move to Florida to be across from a police station because she was getting so many death threats.

00:17:48.000 And as a woman, it was harrowing.

00:17:51.000 But what's amazing about her is when anyone else would have quit, she goes, now you piss me off.

00:17:57.000 And just kept coming back stronger every time.

00:18:00.000 Very impressive woman. 0.88

00:18:01.000 Anyway, so that'll be our Laura show on Tuesday.

00:18:04.000 Wednesday, we're not going to be live.

00:18:07.000 I won't be here, I'm afraid.

00:18:09.000 Wednesday, I thought it would be fun.

00:18:11.000 I think I'm the only person in the world who has every single vice from the first issue till I left around 2008.

00:18:20.000 And I thought it'd be fun with the camera overhead here to go over all the old issues.

00:18:24.000 A little sort of...

00:18:30.000 So that'll be fun to go through some vice archives that no one has access to but me.

00:18:35.000 Thursday, I thought it would be fun.

00:18:38.000 We're now more than a week ahead for you and I to watch Animal House.

00:18:45.000 I was thinking of Tyler Perry, and we may still do that.

00:18:48.000 Ooh, that's a tough one.

00:18:50.000 But it's just like looking at the, you know, the grid when you go to censored TV and you see all the stuff, just Animal House is so aesthetically pleasing.

00:19:00.000 And Tyler Perry is such a bummer.

00:19:02.000 What if we do a Tyler Perry movie, but we put the thumbnails Animal House? 1.00

00:19:06.000 Just be like, fuck it. 0.99

00:19:07.000 Yeah, and just change one of the faces to Tyler Perry's. 1.00

00:19:10.000 What's Tyler Perry's latest?

00:19:11.000 Let's see.

00:19:12.000 Just go Tyler Perry News.

00:19:14.000 We will definitely do a Tyler Perry, I promise you. 0.99

00:19:17.000 But the acting in those films would blow your fucking mind. 0.98

00:19:23.000 I don't think you're privy to it. 0.99

00:19:25.000 One time, I was doing a tour, a press tour for my show, my book, Street Boners?

00:19:32.000 Or no, no, no, no, that wasn't it.

00:19:34.000 Derek Beccles and I were doing a live comedy show where I would show do's and don'ts and he would show his TV Carnage.

00:19:44.000 And we were opening for the band The Unicorns.

00:19:47.000 We ended the tour early because the band manager, the tour manager, said I couldn't have any of their beer because I'm only the opening band. 0.99

00:19:55.000 And I lost my shit and went home. 0.97

00:19:58.000 There's a show, Bruh, he's got. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Let's look it up.

00:20:02.000 I want the most recent.

00:20:04.000 Seems to be the most recent, bruh.

00:20:07.000 And as far as movies go.

00:20:10.000 No, Tyler Perry Bruh.

00:20:11.000 That's I think what I was looking for.

00:20:14.000 It's a series.

00:20:15.000 So anyway, here's the story.

00:20:16.000 Nick Diamond from the Unicorns, that's who we were opening up for.

00:20:20.000 He said, here's the thing.

00:20:21.000 Don't book a hotel in advance.

00:20:23.000 Wait till 10 and then go on this app.

00:20:25.000 I think it was booking.com and it'll show you hotels around the area and you'll get a five-star hotel for 50 bucks, 60 bucks. 0.82

00:20:33.000 Okay, so I do that and I go, holy shit, this is five stars. 0.83

00:20:36.000 Beautiful hotel and it's like 90 bucks. 0.96

00:20:42.000 So we do it.

00:20:43.000 We go there.

00:20:44.000 Luxurious hotel, but something's weird about it.

00:20:48.000 There's animal skins everywhere.

00:20:50.000 And we get to the hotel room.

00:20:52.000 It's very dark, like black velvet wallpaper and throw pillows that have leopard skin and tiger skin on them.

00:21:01.000 Two big, beautiful beds, TV.

00:21:04.000 Everything's awesome.

00:21:05.000 But it looks very, I don't know, 70s. 0.99

00:21:09.000 And then I realized, oh shit, we're in a nice middle-class black hotel. 0.99

00:21:15.000 And even when we turned on the TV, everything was black. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Like the movies they were promoting were black. 0.89

00:21:21.000 Everything downstairs was black.

00:21:23.000 In the mornings, we have Chitlins and Grits.

00:21:25.000 If you'd like to come down and get some iced tea and some purple drink, some scissor.

00:21:31.000 I've never been in a situation like that.

00:21:32.000 It was weird.

00:21:33.000 It was like a very upscale black hotel.

00:21:36.000 But anyway, in that hotel, I just chose the first movie.

00:21:39.000 It was Tyler Perry.

00:21:41.000 The acting was like inexplicably bad. 0.99

00:21:47.000 Like so fucking melodramatic. 0.99

00:21:49.000 There was a scene in a hot tub. 0.99

00:21:51.000 You'll probably not find this.

00:21:53.000 Tyler Perry movie Hot Tub.

00:21:56.000 Her enemy's paralyzed and he's in the hot tub and he's drowning.

00:22:01.000 And we've seen movies like this where the lover is getting revenge and the person that she hates is slowly dying.

00:22:07.000 They might be smoking a cigarette saying, you got what's coming. 1.00

00:22:10.000 She's like, fucking. 1.00

00:22:12.000 A Diary of a Mad Black Woman? 1.00

00:22:13.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:22:14.000 That's got a hot tub scene. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:22:18.000 And I'm watching it going, do black people watch this? 1.00

00:22:23.000 It can't just be black people. 0.96

00:22:24.000 14% of the population couldn't have made this person a billionaire. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Obviously, white people are watching it, but it sucks. 0.99

00:22:32.000 No, no. 1.00

00:22:34.000 This wasn't it.

00:22:35.000 No, this is a comedy.

00:22:38.000 Maybe there's serious parts in it.

00:22:39.000 Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman.

00:22:42.000 And then I think maybe Medea is in it.

00:22:44.000 So it's a serious movie, but then there's comedy parts?

00:22:48.000 Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:22:49.000 I think there's like 10 Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:22:51.000 Anyway, we're wasting everyone's time.

00:22:55.000 So let's see bra if you can't find the hot tub scene. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Wait, is that it?

00:22:59.000 That looks like it's it.

00:23:00.000 Helen gets even.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:23:02.000 Nice.

00:23:03.000 Good work. 0.99

00:23:04.000 It's the ugly black guy from that Law show. 1.00

00:23:08.000 Wait, what's this? 1.00

00:23:10.000 Oh, oh.

00:23:11.000 Helen, stop, stop.

00:23:17.000 They're recreating it.

00:23:18.000 Oh, I see. 0.99

00:23:20.000 Apparently black people recognize that it's terrible, too. 0.99

00:23:22.000 Is this acting on par with the... 0.99

00:23:28.000 Bathe him.

00:23:30.000 Feed him.

00:23:32.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:23:35.000 You know what?

00:23:36.000 What about me?

00:23:37.000 It's exact.

00:23:38.000 This is not a parody.

00:23:41.000 What about me?

00:23:43.000 This might trigger the algorithms.

00:23:45.000 The YouTube algorithm might just be like...

00:23:50.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:23:52.000 This is better.

00:23:55.000 This is better.

00:23:59.000 Okay, now we have to find it.

00:24:00.000 Look up Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Helen Gets Even. 0.93

00:24:04.000 Bathe me.

00:24:05.000 I don't know.

00:24:06.000 Bathtub.

00:24:07.000 It's not a bathtub.

00:24:08.000 It's a...

00:24:11.000 That's it.

00:24:13.000 That's still the recreation.

00:24:14.000 You sure?

00:24:16.000 Yeah, that second one?

00:24:16.000 Yeah, we just got to.

00:24:17.000 Oh, the top one.

00:24:18.000 Oh, Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:24:20.000 This is the full movie.

00:24:21.000 So we'd have to do a little scanning here.

00:24:24.000 That happened in the end because she got revenge. 1.00

00:24:26.000 Whoa, I see a bath.

00:24:28.000 Okay, hold on to your hats, folks.

00:24:30.000 I see paralysis.

00:24:31.000 I don't want to be racist, but I have noticed a pattern where people of color tend to act a little more big than other ethnic groups. 0.99

00:24:41.000 This might be the demographics they're appealing to.

00:24:44.000 It might just be inherently the way they like to act.

00:24:47.000 I don't know.

00:24:48.000 This could be my own prejudice.

00:24:50.000 But I have noticed that they tend to overact.

00:24:53.000 I'm afraid.

00:24:54.000 Look at this guy.

00:24:55.000 Look who dressed this guy.

00:24:57.000 What is that?

00:24:58.000 Oh, I love that guy.

00:24:59.000 Doesn't he look like an avatar?

00:25:00.000 Yeah.

00:25:01.000 Like avatar where you look at it on your phone.

00:25:04.000 You're like, why are you making yourself like a hot kid?

00:25:07.000 But that's his face.

00:25:08.000 He looks like one of those, there's little toys called homies that you can get.

00:25:11.000 I remember homies.

00:25:13.000 Yeah, you got him at the, You had it.

00:25:18.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:25:20.000 Where's the bath?

00:25:21.000 So he's paralyzed, I think.

00:25:23.000 I think it's after this.

00:25:24.000 I watched this in a black hotel.

00:25:27.000 Turn it up. 0.99

00:25:33.000 Bathe him.

00:25:36.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:25:42.000 I think he cheated on her. 0.57

00:25:43.000 This, by the way, is stolen from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon, where he cheats on her and she has to take care of him when he's in a chair.

00:25:50.000 And she gets revenge. 1.00

00:25:52.000 Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat then, huh?

00:26:00.000 By the way, when people are starving to death, they don't cry looking at a salad.

00:26:04.000 They cry looking at a cheeseburger.

00:26:08.000 When POWs in World War II were in the Japanese internment camps, in the POW camps, sorry, whoops, they weren't sitting there going, When I get back, when I get back home, I'm going to have a salad with four pieces of spinach and a tomato or two. 0.85

00:26:25.000 It was a shitty salad, too.

00:26:26.000 I can't keep anything down. 0.99

00:26:28.000 Two miscarriages.

00:26:30.000 You took life from me, and you never even said I'm sorry.

00:26:34.000 Bye.

00:26:35.000 Am I sorry about a miscarriage?

00:26:40.000 Is there a clotheshanger involved?

00:26:42.000 Sorry, my spurt.

00:26:42.000 I'm gonna let you sit here for a few days and think about what I've said.

00:26:48.000 I could just see after they said cut to everyone going, which is proof Tyler Perry's gay. 0.92

00:26:54.000 You know he's gay, right? 0.97

00:26:56.000 Yeah. 0.66

00:26:56.000 Oh, me? 0.66

00:26:57.000 I never thought he was straight.

00:27:00.000 It'd be funny if he had a big coming out party and everything.

00:27:03.000 I'm sorry.

00:27:03.000 Yeah.

00:27:04.000 Three people attended.

00:27:05.000 I didn't know that anyone thought you were straight. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Can we throw this fucker in a hot tub, please? 1.00

00:27:10.000 I'm not seeing the hot tub at all? 1.00

00:27:13.000 No, sorry.

00:27:14.000 No, it's got to be after this.

00:27:15.000 It's the movie over?

00:27:16.000 Because he's apologizing now, so I doubt it.

00:27:22.000 No, he wouldn't.

00:27:23.000 Oh my god, Medea is in this serious drama. 1.00

00:27:26.000 He puts himself as a drag queen. 0.92

00:27:28.000 How do you forget Medea?

00:27:30.000 That's my girl.

00:27:32.000 This is crazy.

00:27:33.000 We can't do all this work.

00:27:34.000 Maybe they cut it out because it's so...

00:27:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:38.000 It's got to be after this.

00:27:40.000 Wait, I thought this is where we were, Ryan.

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:42.000 Yeah, it's not here.

00:27:43.000 How'd you lose your spot?

00:27:44.000 You know what?

00:27:44.000 Oh, that goes right to the hot dance floor?

00:27:47.000 This is from Lifetime.

00:27:48.000 This was ripped from TV on Lifetime.

00:27:50.000 They might have taken it out.

00:27:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:52.000 There is a chance.

00:27:54.000 Yeah, there is a chance.

00:27:55.000 Okay, so now we have to find two things.

00:27:57.000 The dead mouse in this studio.

00:28:00.000 Because it reeks.

00:28:00.000 Okay.

00:28:04.000 And I know the smell of dead mice.

00:28:06.000 Hmm.

00:28:07.000 That's gross.

00:28:08.000 Wait, did you just pass it?

00:28:10.000 What's that?

00:28:12.000 See?

00:28:12.000 This one?

00:28:13.000 He hurt me, see?

00:28:14.000 No.

00:28:15.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:16.000 We're looking for a dub.

00:28:19.000 We're looking for a dub.

00:28:20.000 Oh, diver men.

00:28:21.000 No, that's a parody again. 1.00

00:28:23.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:28:24.000 God. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Most parodied scene ever.

00:28:26.000 Question mark.

00:28:27.000 So the good news is black people have noticed what I noticed. 1.00

00:28:30.000 It seems like they have. 1.00

00:28:31.000 That it's a fucking insane scene. 0.98

00:28:34.000 Remember that one video I showed you where the woman ran over her husband for cheating? 0.99

00:28:38.000 And then she was like, for 10 years.

00:28:40.000 And she throws a bumper on him. 0.99

00:28:41.000 For 10 years.

00:28:42.000 I tell you, you cheat on me.

00:28:45.000 They even overact when it's real drama.

00:28:48.000 Well, that's because they saw these movies.

00:28:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:51.000 How do I act after that?

00:28:52.000 It's like Jared Taylor.

00:28:53.000 He speaks in a specific accent.

00:28:56.000 It's not random.

00:28:56.000 It's a transatlantic accent because he grew up in Japan where people spoke in an anglicized version of the American English.

00:29:07.000 This sort of trashy language that we speak now is an evolution that comes from Irish immigrants and other people. 1.00

00:29:14.000 But initially, in the 40s and 50s, we were still enamored with Britain and would speak like them whenever we could.

00:29:24.000 Sounds a little plucky.

00:29:25.000 We'd also correct people who didn't say, quite.

00:29:29.000 Quite.

00:29:30.000 Quite.

00:29:30.000 Oh, quite.

00:29:32.000 What do you got now?

00:29:34.000 Trying to do some illegal movie getting.

00:29:37.000 I mean, we might as well rent it at this point.

00:29:39.000 We have to show the fans what we're looking for.

00:29:42.000 This is all looking good here.

00:29:44.000 Good quality.

00:29:45.000 when I see her mad and he's in a chair, so this is, Yeah, they did cut it out.

00:29:53.000 They cut it out.

00:29:54.000 Victory.

00:29:55.000 So Lifetime pussied out.

00:29:56.000 Now, here's the question.

00:29:58.000 Did Lifetime cut it out because it's attempted murder or whatever it is?

00:30:02.000 Or because it's so bad that Tyler went, yeah.

00:30:06.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:30:10.000 Or did Tyler go, yeah, I'm getting ridiculed for that bathtub scene, so I will let you license the film Lifetime, but it's my new director's cut, I call it.

00:30:20.000 And it may be missing some scenes that we deemed a little too controversial, meaning we got made fun of too much.

00:30:27.000 He's a good actor, that guy. 0.98

00:30:28.000 He was on that law show with the fat, ugly chick. 1.00

00:30:31.000 And the chick from Real Housewives'husband, Mark Hamill. 0.99

00:30:37.000 Okay.

00:30:45.000 By the way, 130-pound women don't think that you can push a man, a 280-pound man, off of a chair into a bathtub. 1.00

00:30:57.000 You can't.

00:30:58.000 His wheels will hit the edge of the tub and it will be in the bath.

00:31:02.000 Stop! 1.00

00:31:02.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00

00:31:08.000 Head over tea kettle.

00:31:11.000 We have to see that again.

00:31:13.000 Okay.

00:31:14.000 We could put that as a drop.

00:31:15.000 Stop! 1.00

00:31:15.000 Hey, stop! 1.00

00:31:16.000 Ah!

00:31:16.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:31:21.000 That's as good as my cycle of a magazine.

00:31:27.000 Like, Tyler, you're the director.

00:31:30.000 How do you explain the jump?

00:31:32.000 What was the jump there?

00:31:37.000 It's finding Nemo.

00:31:39.000 I know what your dad is, Doris.

00:31:41.000 Feed him.

00:31:43.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:31:45.000 Oh, whoa.

00:31:46.000 What about Nemo?

00:31:47.000 See what I mean about that parody?

00:31:49.000 Yeah, it's exactly the same.

00:31:50.000 Huh?

00:31:51.000 It's better.

00:31:52.000 It is better.

00:31:52.000 Parody is better.

00:31:53.000 is better.

00:32:02.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:32:08.000 What?

00:32:08.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:32:09.000 What the hell? 0.96

00:32:12.000 You kicked me out of our. 0.95

00:32:14.000 Continuity problem there.

00:32:16.000 He had shampoo, foam, whatever, in his face.

00:32:18.000 And wait a minute.

00:32:19.000 How did it get?

00:32:20.000 Oh, it was bubbly before.

00:32:22.000 Go back.

00:32:23.000 Was the bath always bubbly?

00:32:24.000 Yeah, but every time they showed his head, it was far away from the bubbles.

00:32:28.000 No, at the beginning, the bubbles were right up to his face.

00:32:30.000 They just showed it now, and the bubbles are far away from his face.

00:32:32.000 the opposite is true.

00:32:34.000 But yes, it was a bubble bath.

00:32:36.000 Okay.

00:32:38.000 But now there's more bubbles.

00:32:41.000 Now there's no bubbles by his face.

00:32:43.000 Right.

00:32:44.000 Right?

00:32:46.000 You probably were like, he's just like, I want to get some.

00:32:47.000 Sounds like there's a lot of affirmative action going on in this set.

00:32:50.000 Feed him.

00:32:51.000 Ooh.

00:32:52.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:32:55.000 No bubbles by his face.

00:32:57.000 Huh?

00:32:59.000 Huh?

00:33:00.000 What about infinite bubbles by his face?

00:33:03.000 Drenched in bubbles.

00:33:04.000 He changed his mind halfway through there.

00:33:06.000 He was like, you know, let's put some bubbles in your face.

00:33:10.000 Because she says, stop making those bubbles. 0.99

00:33:12.000 She's like, I need some bubbles. 1.00

00:33:14.000 No one's going to notice.

00:33:17.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:33:20.000 Don't blow no bubbles. 0.99

00:33:23.000 Bad brains. 0.83

00:33:24.000 Talking about Michael Jackson. 0.98

00:33:25.000 Oh, now no bubbles.

00:33:28.000 You kick me out of our house.

00:33:31.000 You try to keep me from our money?

00:33:35.000 No.

00:33:35.000 Sounds like she was making the right choice.

00:33:37.000 Go ahead, girl. 0.77

00:33:39.000 You seem to be pretty undeserving of charity.

00:33:43.000 The movie gave up on us.

00:33:45.000 It says, I can't do this.

00:33:47.000 Movie can't handle itself anymore?

00:33:49.000 It failed itself.

00:33:51.000 It would be funny if movies just start self-destructing, shooting themselves in the head.

00:33:51.000 You know what that was?

00:33:57.000 Did you see the DNC final performance?

00:33:59.000 Because I feel like there was some affirmative action higher.

00:34:02.000 That's why I put it on parlor when it came out.

00:34:04.000 That's why I've mentioned it 900 times.

00:34:06.000 That's why it's the biggest news story in the world.

00:34:09.000 You remind me of this guy who just sent me right now today.

00:34:12.000 He sent me footage of that guy getting the truck guy in Portland getting knocked unconscious.

00:34:17.000 He just sent it to me.

00:34:19.000 Thanks for the scoop.

00:34:20.000 I follow this Jamaican guy who does Photoshop and After Effects.

00:34:23.000 And this looks exactly like something he'd make the background.

00:34:28.000 And the way that everything, like that right there. 0.97

00:34:31.000 So I think they hired a black guy. 0.98

00:34:34.000 Yeah, because I know they hired a black guy to sing the song. 0.98

00:34:37.000 Well, that's correct.

00:34:38.000 But the guy to do the After Effects is definitely a guy of color.

00:34:43.000 It's kind of a style that they have.

00:34:45.000 Again, overacting.

00:34:47.000 Like, look at the guitarist.

00:34:48.000 He's just doing.

00:34:49.000 I'm just going to go through the song.

00:34:50.000 Look at this.

00:34:51.000 Not.

00:34:51.000 Stop, children, what's that sound?

00:34:54.000 Everybody look what's going round.

00:35:05.000 Who is that guy?

00:35:06.000 Billy Porter.

00:35:07.000 He's a drag queen. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Who's like, trans people invented rock and roll. 1.00

00:35:13.000 He was in the other DNC movie, too, and he does red carpet stuff, but has he been around like since before?

00:35:19.000 I think it's 20 years and we've gone so far left that all the freaks are mainstream.

00:35:19.000 I don't know.

00:35:25.000 Whoa.

00:35:27.000 Okay, I think it's time to say goodbye.

00:35:31.000 We still have to talk about this Nadav movie, The Plot Against the President, and Millie Weaver's movie, Shadowgate, where she appears to have stabbed Roger Stone in the back.

00:35:42.000 Roger's our boy, so we're pissed.

00:35:45.000 But I have to admit, I haven't seen either movie.

00:35:48.000 I've just been doing some research, and you know, we've always said Jason Kessler was a fed, but I'm starting to get worried about more feds.

00:35:55.000 I'm starting to get worried.

00:35:57.000 Want to hear this one?

00:35:58.000 I'm starting to think Raheem Kassan and Steve Bannon are funded by a Chinese billionaire who's working with the government and they're controlled opposition.

00:36:08.000 Wow.

00:36:10.000 That's the vibe I'm getting.

00:36:12.000 Because I heard, it's all rumors, that their whole war room is totally funded by this Chinese billionaire who's closely affiliated with the government.

00:36:21.000 China's our enemy. 1.00

00:36:23.000 China's asshole. 1.00

00:36:24.000 China is an asshole. 1.00

00:36:27.000 And I was talking to a cop at the Laura thing who was talking about the amount of fentanyl they send here, the number of deaths. 1.00

00:36:34.000 And he goes, it's chemical warfare.

00:36:37.000 You're killing 150 Americans a day.

00:36:39.000 What if you were sending a gas across the ocean that was killing 150 Americans a day?

00:36:44.000 It'd be an act of war, right?

00:36:46.000 This is chemical warfare.

00:36:48.000 And by the way, no one's talking about this at all.

00:36:50.000 But Trump, in his latest negotiation with China, had a box that they had to check off that said, we will make all fentanyl in all forms illegal.

00:37:01.000 And they checked it off.

00:37:02.000 And the opioid overdoses have been going like this ever since.

00:37:05.000 Where's that cover story? 1.00

00:37:07.000 No, they'd rather look at a shadow in his pants when he's golfing and pretend it's a shit stain. 0.99

00:37:14.000 Anyway, post-roll means after we say goodbye, right? 0.99

00:37:21.000 I believe it's correct, yes.

00:37:23.000 Okay, so thank you for tuning in.

00:37:26.000 Hope you enjoyed this free weekly special we have.

00:37:29.000 We're about to get much deeper and a lot more gossip.

00:37:33.000 We're about to talk about the movie Blades too and give away Heshy Socks to our first two callers.

00:37:40.000 We're taking calls in approximately 22 minutes.

00:37:45.000 We'll be taking calls for an hour and I'll be doodling while we take calls and then we'll be sending those to the Gavin Doodles auction where you can donate to Justice for Liberty, beautiful little black child who's had her father taken away because he fought Antifa, which is verboten.

00:38:01.000 And the best way to do that, we're learning, is to go to the doodle auction, either buy a doodle or just donate there. 0.99

00:38:06.000 So we have to literally go to New Zealand and back to give a black child money because of the bullshit Nazi narrative going on in this fucking country. 1.00

00:38:16.000 It's insane. 1.00

00:38:18.000 But you got to keep fighting.

00:38:19.000 That's what Laura Loomer did, and she won.

00:38:23.000 Get fired.

00:38:24.000 Get in trouble.

00:38:25.000 Be brave.

00:38:26.000 and never stop fighting.

00:38:40.000 My heart's a sacred reading.

00:38:41.000 It's moved hard and metallic.

00:38:43.000 With a separate nervous system that vibrates psychedelic.

00:38:46.000 Walk around it seven times anti-clockwise and step back.

00:38:50.000 Watch me as I nip defy and crystallize.

00:38:53.000 Mikey! 0.65

00:38:59.000 I've been walking around the bed, my existing silent tent.

00:39:02.000 And the image in this mirror is my only activity.

00:39:07.000 And this grandmaster stay watching me.

00:39:09.000 Cool cut, set them off. 0.87

00:39:13.000 Forcing me to ascend to higher heights.

00:39:15.000 Head to the page and meeting single side for the next one.

00:39:18.000 Back with more drinks, Buck.

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00:39:43.000 What are our subs up to?

00:39:44.000 I think we're up to 21,000 subs.

00:39:48.000 Boy, that stunt man is good at making his body limp.

00:39:51.000 That was way beyond Tyler Perry levels.

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:56.000 So you can't show that clip?

00:39:58.000 What's keep?

00:39:59.000 The hot tub.

00:40:00.000 The movie eats itself?

00:40:01.000 Yeah, but I could give it a little bit of a title.

00:40:02.000 Even pirated versions.

00:40:04.000 Yeah, they say no, thank you.

00:40:07.000 I believe is what it says.

00:40:08.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:40:11.000 You know how I hate that.

00:40:12.000 And the whole concept is stolen.

00:40:13.000 Roman plants.

00:40:14.000 By the way, you gotta see the original that Tyler's ripping off.

00:40:18.000 So good.

00:40:19.000 It's probably 1980s.

00:40:23.000 Probably 1980s.

00:40:29.000 They have this tumultuous sexual relationship.

00:40:31.000 It's very hot. 0.96

00:40:33.000 Bitter moon.

00:40:36.000 They're on par. 0.95

00:40:38.000 There's this great scene too where their sex gets so elaborate. 0.99

00:40:41.000 They're dressed with pig masks on. 1.00

00:40:43.000 And he's like, I want to fuck you so bad. 1.00

00:40:45.000 And she goes, oh. 1.00

00:40:46.000 And she rips off her pigs mask. 1.00

00:40:47.000 And she goes, you ruined it. 0.98

00:40:50.000 Pigs don't duck. 1.00

00:40:52.000 And then he dumps her.

00:40:54.000 And she goes through what all women go through when they're dumped, right? 1.00

00:40:56.000 They feel like shit and they're embarrassed and they have low self-esteem. 0.99

00:40:59.000 And so she gets a perm and he's at a party with like his new girlfriend and she shows up and he goes, she looks like a poodle. 0.99

00:41:09.000 And then everyone starts laughing at her and she's like, devastated, right?

00:41:13.000 And then he gets into an accident and he's paralyzed.

00:41:17.000 And the only one who wants her is her.

00:41:21.000 And their relationship just becomes sadistic revenge for dumping her.

00:41:25.000 It's one of the best movies ever made. 0.99

00:41:27.000 Roman Plansky may be a rapist pedophile, but boy can he make a movie. 0.94

00:41:31.000 The tenant is also one of the best films I've ever seen. 0.99

00:41:35.000 He kind of, the tenant invents the whole thing where you don't know if it's the house and the environment being crazy or if this guy's paranoid and make and he's crazy.

00:41:45.000 Just like this new Kevin Bacon film where he moves into a house in Wales and the house is haunted.

00:41:51.000 You don't know if it's in his head. 0.98

00:41:52.000 Stanley Kubrick, fucking Jack Nicholson, what's it called? 0.99

00:41:57.000 All word for the shining. 0.99

00:41:59.000 I think he got that from Roma Polanski.

00:42:00.000 All right, go back, go back, go back.

00:42:02.000 We got to see the beginning of the trailer.

00:42:04.000 What's her name again?

00:42:06.000 What have you been doing with yourself?

00:42:07.000 Working at a blue moon, I'm sorry.

00:42:09.000 No, Bitter Moon.

00:42:10.000 Yes.

00:42:10.000 That's been real.

00:42:11.000 Go back to the beginning of the trailer.

00:42:17.000 I was luckier than I deserved.

00:42:19.000 Just a concussion and a fractured femur that had kept me lying there like a mummy for weeks.

00:42:26.000 None of my conquests bothered to check if I was still breathing. 0.93

00:42:33.000 Oh my god, you know who that is?

00:42:36.000 That's the narrator for the Ken Burns documentaries.

00:42:38.000 Oh yeah.

00:42:39.000 Hi. 0.98

00:42:43.000 Well, I'll be damned. 0.96

00:42:49.000 Not you on the mic. 0.97

00:42:52.000 That's the trailer?

00:42:54.000 Well, you're looking great anyway.

00:42:55.000 Oh, I'm feeling great.

00:42:57.000 Here.

00:42:58.000 How about you leave?

00:43:00.000 Thanks.

00:43:04.000 May as well sit down while you're here.

00:43:05.000 Emmanuel Seigneur.

00:43:09.000 She's still hot. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Where have you been all this time?

00:43:11.000 She's 54.

00:43:13.000 You should know.

00:43:14.000 Martinique?

00:43:16.000 You stayed on?

00:43:19.000 What have you been doing with yourself?

00:43:21.000 Working at a hotel.

00:43:22.000 Waiting tables.

00:43:24.000 Yes.

00:43:25.000 Till the manager found out I could dance, so then he put me in a floor show.

00:43:29.000 Kind of him.

00:43:30.000 Oh, yes, he was very kind.

00:43:33.000 He almost restored my faith in human nature.

00:43:35.000 Only almost?

00:43:37.000 He did.

00:43:38.000 Until I remembered you.

00:43:41.000 How many of us are scared of XP?

00:43:45.000 What are you doing back here?

00:43:46.000 Just visiting.

00:43:48.000 I heard about your misfortune, thought I'd see if you needed anything. 0.87

00:43:51.000 You're not going to say I raped you. 0.90

00:43:52.000 You know what I really need, baby? 0.91

00:43:55.000 I need you to stay out of my life.

00:43:57.000 You haven't lost your charm, Oscar.

00:44:00.000 I should have known.

00:44:01.000 Well, goodbye.

00:44:06.000 This is a trailer?

00:44:08.000 No, this is the scene.

00:44:10.000 Where she gets rapped.

00:44:10.000 What?

00:44:11.000 Ryan, I asked you for the trailer.

00:44:13.000 You're ruining the movie.

00:44:17.000 Didn't you know that wasn't a trailer by how long?

00:44:20.000 No, I just discovered it now.

00:44:22.000 I thought when I asked you for the trailer, you had the trailer.

00:44:26.000 Not the center of the movie and the crucial point that changes everything.

00:44:30.000 That thing does sound bad.

00:44:38.000 Turn it up.

00:44:38.000 Phantasmic.

00:44:39.000 Oh, Hugh Grant's in it.

00:44:41.000 Wait.

00:44:41.000 Is this the same movie?

00:44:42.000 Blue Moon?

00:44:43.000 No.

00:44:44.000 Bitter Moon trailer, but this could be a remake.

00:44:48.000 Is that a remake?

00:44:50.000 Yeah, it's a remake.

00:44:51.000 They remade this movie with Hugh Grant?

00:44:54.000 It's so funny.

00:44:55.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:57.000 A second time?

00:44:58.000 Remaking movies is so wait.

00:45:01.000 It's my anniversary treat.

00:45:02.000 Wait, this is it.

00:45:03.000 A voyage of romance.

00:45:05.000 Look, I hate to break up a two simple character. 1.00

00:45:09.000 You stop ruining the show with your fucked up shitty theories when you don't understand anything. 0.99

00:45:13.000 I didn't know Hugh Grant was in the 70s. 1.00

00:45:15.000 I didn't know Hugh Grant was in the 70s.

00:45:17.000 Okay, stop. 0.93

00:45:18.000 Go back to the beginning and don't let your ignorance of the world fuck up the show. 0.91

00:45:24.000 It's one thing to not know anything which you're an expert on. 0.98

00:45:27.000 It's another thing to say, oh, this must be a remake because Hugh Grant is in it and I only know him from a butter boy because I'm a butter retard.

00:45:34.000 One actor per movie.

00:45:35.000 A second hundred.

00:45:38.000 Why on earth go to India? 0.95

00:45:39.000 It's my anniversary treat.

00:45:41.000 A voyage of romance.

00:45:44.000 I hate to break up with Tucson, but would you mind if I joined you?

00:45:49.000 After an intro like that, how can we refuse?

00:45:51.000 Fine, it's settled then.

00:45:54.000 Amuse me.

00:45:56.000 You're French, aren't you?

00:45:59.000 This implies that cruises have anyone interesting on it.

00:46:08.000 Is it down to it?

00:46:10.000 Not if you know what you're doing.

00:46:15.000 Have you ever felt real overpowering passion?

00:46:18.000 I still have no idea why you're telling me.

00:46:20.000 Trying to expand your sexual. 1.00

00:46:27.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:46:28.000 Sharing the details of your birthday sex life with a total stranger. 1.00

00:46:32.000 That's unbelievable. 0.98

00:46:34.000 I'm just a fan of me.

00:46:38.000 What are you a pimp?

00:46:40.000 Watch it, Nigel.

00:46:41.000 Anything you can do, I can be better.

00:46:43.000 You know, the other story with the prelises is so good.

00:46:47.000 I forgot Egrant was in this film.

00:46:49.000 This is the way you have to get yourself.

00:46:50.000 It's so inciliary.

00:46:53.000 They say love is sweet, but nothing lasts forever.

00:46:58.000 I think I'm probably as broad-minded as the next man, but I mean, honestly, there are limits.

00:47:03.000 Bitter Moon.

00:47:05.000 The new film by Roman Polanski. 1.00

00:47:08.000 What a shit trailer. 1.00

00:47:10.000 Holy crap. 1.00

00:47:11.000 That does not scratch the surface. 0.85

00:47:12.000 Let's watch a good trailer.

00:47:14.000 Let's watch this culture film by our boy Nadav, The Plot Against the President.

00:47:22.000 This is a good.

00:47:23.000 And you know when I was talking to Trump calls her the killer.

00:47:28.000 And now she's Laura Loomer's killer.

00:47:30.000 Karen something?

00:47:32.000 Yes.

00:47:34.000 She's short, sweet, and to the point. 1.00

00:47:39.000 And we were both saying what a lot of our people say, which is, I don't like being, I don't like saying I'm a Republican.

00:47:45.000 I don't like saying I'm a conservative.

00:47:47.000 I'm just not part of your cult.

00:47:50.000 Even libertarians, I don't like that they're open borders.

00:47:52.000 So I guess technically we're conservatives.

00:47:54.000 The media calls us far right. 1.00

00:47:56.000 Like we give a fuck about gays or marijuana or black people or fucking trans anything. 1.00

00:48:03.000 We just don't take the biscuit. 1.00

00:48:05.000 You say you have 72 genders.

00:48:07.000 I don't want to outlaw you. 0.99

00:48:08.000 I don't think you're illegal, but I don't give a fuck and I don't believe you. 0.99

00:48:14.000 So whatever, we got to come up with a new word for us. 0.98

00:48:16.000 Alt-right worked in 2010, 10 years ago, before Richard Spencer turned it into identity politics and anti-Semitism.

00:48:25.000 But we need a new alt-right.

00:48:26.000 How about the not-left?

00:48:27.000 The not left.

00:48:29.000 You say I'm a Nazi, I'm a not-left.

00:48:33.000 Pretty cool.

00:48:36.000 Movie.

00:48:37.000 Not the Russian. 1.00

00:48:38.000 It's funny if we called ourselves the not lefts, but it was written like Nazi.

00:48:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:48:42.000 And the symbol was like a swastika.

00:48:45.000 There's a bunch of L's with a thing across it.

00:48:47.000 It has four L's.

00:48:50.000 But you can make the whole movie.

00:48:52.000 Actually, that looks Russian, doesn't it?

00:48:54.000 Four L's. 0.71

00:48:55.000 Yeah.

00:48:55.000 Right?

00:48:56.000 L uh L L L. That makes a cross. 0.94

00:49:04.000 And then it's crossed out.

00:49:08.000 Not left.

00:49:10.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:49:10.000 Tangent.

00:49:12.000 That's these guys.

00:49:13.000 But you can make a whole movie on the Russiate hoax.

00:49:16.000 It's all documented.

00:49:18.000 Pause.

00:49:20.000 I love things about people that nobody knows because it gives them context.

00:49:25.000 And they're so quick to humanize lefties and tell us that Chris Hayes' dad was a preacher.

00:49:31.000 And this person's, you know, Michelle Obama's dad worked on the subways and he's paraplegic and all that stuff.

00:49:38.000 That's great.

00:49:39.000 More context, the better.

00:49:40.000 The more info, the better.

00:49:41.000 As Mao said, let a thousand flowers bloom.

00:49:43.000 But they never get to humanize us.

00:49:45.000 Laura Loomer had a very rough childhood and she was sent to boarding school by, I can't remember if it was her parents or the courts.

00:49:53.000 When she was 10, she wasn't rich.

00:49:55.000 So she was 10 or 11 years old and she was at boarding school, doing her own laundry, coming up with her own schedule when she was a little kid.

00:50:02.000 So she may only be, what, 24, 5, 27?

00:50:06.000 She's 47 mentally because she's been through so much.

00:50:11.000 Tucker Carlson, his mother abandoned him when she was four.

00:50:15.000 She went to go find herself.

00:50:17.000 His dad remarried.

00:50:20.000 He was abandoned. 1.00

00:50:22.000 Mike Cernovich, rough childhood, total fucking pizza face in high school. 1.00

00:50:27.000 You couldn't look at him. 1.00

00:50:29.000 He had pepperonis on his face, pustulent zits everywhere.

00:50:33.000 And then when he was older, he had this eczema that was so crippling, he looked into killing himself because he was in relentless pain 24 hours a day. 0.98

00:50:43.000 There was that newscaster chick, an anchor woman, who got LASIC and it was so fucking painful, it went awry. 0.92

00:50:50.000 And it was so fucking painful that even with, you know, Oxy, whatever opioids, she couldn't take the pain. 0.98

00:50:56.000 And after a few months of just someone squeezing her eyeball in a vice, she killed herself. 0.99

00:51:04.000 And yeah, that's her.

00:51:07.000 And Cernovich was in the same boat.

00:51:09.000 He was in so much constant scratching pain.

00:51:11.000 Like imagine you have body like scabies and they just, it's incurable and you're constantly itching for months and months and months and months.

00:51:20.000 And then some hippie chick, I can't remember what the regimen was, but it was something that I would normally roll my eyes at, like essential oil, homeopathy, meditation or some shit, totally cured him 100%. 0.54

00:51:32.000 Never had a problem with it since. 0.90

00:51:34.000 He's so beholden to her that if he won a billion dollars, he'd give her 900 million.

00:51:40.000 Anyway, little side note to humanize.

00:51:42.000 Oh, here's one last one.

00:51:43.000 Michelle Malkin is an activist and a journalist. 1.00

00:51:46.000 And yes, she's a little firebrand. 1.00

00:51:48.000 She's a Spitzer. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Spitzer?

00:51:51.000 Fireball.

00:51:52.000 But Spitfire, I meant to say.

00:51:54.000 She's also an incredible entrepreneur.

00:51:56.000 She started Hot Air.

00:51:58.000 Built it up, sold it off.

00:52:01.000 She started tons of websites like that. 0.62

00:52:03.000 What was the other one she started?

00:52:07.000 Show Monkin.

00:52:08.000 It's much bigger than Hot Air.

00:52:11.000 Like news sites. 0.99

00:52:12.000 What the fuck did she start up? 0.99

00:52:16.000 I'm sorry, that's embarrassing. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Neo-Nazis, Fox News contributor.

00:52:22.000 Twitchy, that's it.

00:52:23.000 Twitchy.

00:52:24.000 Where they would go through tweets and do a news blog just totally dedicated to Twitter.

00:52:30.000 Which is a great aggregator of news.

00:52:34.000 Especially back when she did it. 0.99

00:52:36.000 So, like, even now, Twitter sucks.

00:52:38.000 But when you look at what's trending, it's an interesting look at what people are talking about. 0.75

00:52:42.000 By the way, Laura Loomer was trending yesterday, despite being banned.

00:52:48.000 all right anyway sorry that was a hell of a tangent But you can make a whole movie on the Russiagate hoax.

00:52:59.000 It's all documented.

00:53:00.000 It's all documented.

00:53:06.000 There was an illusion being created using the most awesome tools and the greatest tricks that the American intelligence community had learned to use against our enemies.

00:53:13.000 Now it was being deployed against the American people and our president.

00:53:16.000 This is the biggest political scandal in modern history, which makes Watergate look like a TI.

00:53:23.000 The FBI director has no credibility.

00:53:25.000 It's a laugh.

00:53:27.000 That was so true.

00:53:29.000 Watergate was Nixon being accused of recording the opposition, and he did, but he recorded everything.

00:53:36.000 And that was our boy, by the way, Doug Tillman Pressman, the guy who did two years in prison for proving that lie detectors don't work.

00:53:46.000 He worked for Nixon back then. 1.00

00:53:50.000 And he, by the way, says Nixon is a complete fucking asshole. 1.00

00:53:55.000 But he said they were maniacal about recording, and Nixon overdid it and recorded not just his allies and everyone he talks to, but his enemies. 1.00

00:54:06.000 And that was technically illegal.

00:54:09.000 This is exactly what Obama did to Trump.

00:54:12.000 Obama committed Watergate.

00:54:14.000 Nixon will go down as the criminal.

00:54:17.000 I am not a crook.

00:54:19.000 And Obama, I would estimate what percentage of the population, now obviously we have babies and old ladies and Mexicans who just got here, but what percentage of the politically aware America knows that Obama spied on the Trump campaign?

00:54:37.000 I would say 25 to 30% of non-left, what are we called again?

00:54:46.000 Non-liberals?

00:54:47.000 Not left.

00:54:47.000 Not left?

00:54:50.000 25% of not lefts and 3 to 5% of lefts.

00:54:59.000 That's my theory.

00:55:01.000 No credibility.

00:55:02.000 The left used to not trust the FBI, and now they love them.

00:55:07.000 This can happen to General Michael T. Flynn.

00:55:10.000 Imagine what they do to anybody who has a single strike against them.

00:55:14.000 35 Russian diplomats in the U.S. expelled.

00:55:16.000 The prosecution of General Flynn wasn't a pursuit of criminal activity.

00:55:21.000 It was a setup.

00:55:22.000 Flynn actually had details to be prosecuted.

00:55:25.000 Besides Trump, of course.

00:55:27.000 Talking about going after people's budgets.

00:55:30.000 They were terrified.

00:55:31.000 Media didn't start as neutral.

00:55:33.000 Media hasn't been neutral all its life.

00:55:36.000 The two faces of Hillary Clinton are coming out.

00:55:39.000 The fact through WikiLeaks that she says one thing.

00:55:47.000 No.

00:55:48.000 That's worse than Tyler Perry.

00:55:50.000 That's Tyler Perry.

00:55:51.000 You know the thing.

00:55:52.000 Yeah, he should be in the Tyler Perry movie.

00:55:55.000 To try to delegitimize you.

00:55:56.000 Bathe me.

00:55:57.000 Interview me.

00:55:59.000 Well, what about me?

00:56:00.000 Don't you hate when the Skype cuts out and then those bars come up?

00:56:03.000 Yeah, I hate when that happens. 0.98

00:56:04.000 That's probably seen the documentary Penis Lips. 0.97

00:56:07.000 No, I think they. 0.96

00:56:08.000 No, they worked hand in glove with Comey to try to delegitimize Trump.

00:56:12.000 They were not there to tell the truth.

00:56:14.000 A political, dirty trick is being carried out by our intelligence community.

00:56:18.000 Honestly, none of us really know holistically what to think about this dossier.

00:56:23.000 They went into Congress.

00:56:24.000 They said, nothing here.

00:56:26.000 Doesn't matter.

00:56:27.000 We'll keep going with FISA. 0.57

00:56:28.000 We'll keep going with the investigation.

00:56:30.000 And more importantly, we will go on TV day in and day out and lie to the American people to their face.

00:56:36.000 And nothing's going to happen to us.

00:56:38.000 The nation and the ball of freedom is defeated by a friend. 0.99

00:56:41.000 And the military apparatus of this country is about to be handed over to scum. 1.00

00:56:45.000 We're beholden to scum. 1.00

00:56:47.000 Russian scum. 1.00

00:56:49.000 We had not one person claim that they had. 1.00

00:56:52.000 Can I just say something?

00:56:53.000 We need a Keith.

00:56:54.000 I want to be a Keith Oberman of the right.

00:56:56.000 Imagine something. 0.98

00:56:58.000 Like that, when he was sitting there saying scum, I was thinking, why don't we have that? 0.98

00:57:04.000 Like all this, like, when they go low, we go lower. 0.98

00:57:06.000 They get to use all this violent rhetoric, and we have to mind our P's and Q's, cross our T's and dot our I's.

00:57:14.000 No.

00:57:15.000 We're told we can't even go like this. 1.00

00:57:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:57:18.000 You want to call me racist for standing up for all Americans of all colors? 1.00

00:57:24.000 You think that me respecting the Constitution is racist?

00:57:30.000 War. 1.00

00:57:33.000 Damn it. 1.00

00:57:35.000 That's the hardest one to get. 1.00

00:57:40.000 War.

00:57:44.000 I got to practice that one.

00:57:45.000 I forgot to smirk.

00:57:47.000 That TriCaster is very distracting. 1.00

00:57:49.000 Sure is.

00:57:50.000 Is it dying?

00:57:50.000 What is going on with it?

00:57:52.000 It doesn't matter if it dies.

00:57:53.000 They're only $27,000.

00:57:56.000 It's actually a lot of money.

00:57:57.000 It is?

00:57:58.000 Yeah, that's too much.

00:57:59.000 Is it not the most expensive?

00:58:01.000 It's funny, our studio, it's like the soundboard is probably, I don't know, two grand.

00:58:06.000 Those monitors are nothing.

00:58:08.000 Like the one on the far right's $100.

00:58:10.000 It's a far-right monitor.

00:58:12.000 It's a far right.

00:58:13.000 The non-left monitor over there is $100.

00:58:16.000 That TriCaster is used.

00:58:18.000 I got it used at $27,000.

00:58:24.000 And all it does is make me a little box in the corner. 0.99

00:58:28.000 That's all it can fucking do.

00:58:29.000 Isn't it time that people with software, like what's that thing that Jacob Wall uses? 0.94

00:58:34.000 OBS?

00:58:35.000 OPS?

00:58:35.000 OBS, yeah.

00:58:36.000 OBS? 0.98

00:58:38.000 Anyway, we have some archaic pieces of software from the hardware from the fucking 70s. 0.94

00:58:43.000 Why don't we just have a. 0.53

00:58:44.000 What's that old editing machine called that people used to learn on when you clip the film?

00:58:50.000 I forget.

00:58:51.000 Could you use a task cam?

00:58:52.000 Evidence of Trump colluding with the Russians.

00:58:55.000 Devon Nunes was the hero in the forest.

00:58:58.000 He was alone.

00:58:59.000 He was mocked.

00:59:00.000 He was attacked.

00:59:01.000 Devon Nunes was subject to such scorn for saying the conclusions that we brought forth in that report.

00:59:08.000 It's called an avid Russian gate was a false story to target their political opposition to carry out their insurance policy.

00:59:16.000 I believe that this is a conspiracy.

00:59:17.000 These guys have perpetrated the greatest crime against the American people ever seen.

00:59:21.000 It was a coup d'état. 0.80

00:59:23.000 It's toxic and twisted these people.

00:59:25.000 I recently confirmed that on numerous occasions, the intelligence community collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the Trump transition.

00:59:34.000 It was shocking to see that guy, James Clapper? 1.00

00:59:40.000 He's a fucking Muslim. 1.00

00:59:43.000 He converted to Islam when he was in the Middle East. 1.00

00:59:46.000 And they based the show Homeland on him.

00:59:48.000 Huh.

00:59:49.000 They collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the Trump transition.

00:59:54.000 It was shocking to see some of the overclassification that was happening.

00:59:58.000 Did he do the same thing Roger Stone did, too?

01:00:02.000 but didn't get prosecuted for it?

01:00:05.000 The community incidentally collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the transition.

01:00:14.000 Yeah, they were accused of converting to Islam.

01:00:18.000 And he also defended the Muslim Brotherhood and said they were largely secular. 0.98

01:00:23.000 I hate when I see white Muslims. 0.98

01:00:28.000 When you see a woman, a civilized Western woman, like that Australian newscaster's wife, like your sister, and she's got a hijab on. 0.97

01:00:37.000 And you're like, we're sitting here celebrating, what, 100 years of women having the vote, and you're launching yourself in a catapult back in time.

01:00:46.000 with Western culture, you're launching yourself back to, I don't know, pre-Christ?

01:00:51.000 2,500 years ago?

01:00:55.000 ...collected information about U.S. citizens involved in the Trump transition.

01:01:01.000 It was shocking to see some of the pad pack done to hide either corruption or abuse of authority and to make sure certain agencies didn't look bad.

01:01:12.000 We have a peaceful transition of power process.

01:01:16.000 That's not what happened.

01:01:17.000 There were more meetings.

01:01:18.000 There were more leaks.

01:01:19.000 There were more.

01:01:21.000 Richard Grinnell is one of us.

01:01:24.000 But he did sin, I believe. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Go look in the studio office in your section there and see if there's any of your stupid little fucking Yeti packs. 1.00

01:01:37.000 Richard Grinnell, I remember being mad at him. 1.00

01:01:41.000 I met him at Fox News.

01:01:42.000 Awesome dude, gay guy. 1.00

01:01:44.000 Then he became like the weird, the fucking head of the German consulate or something. 0.99

01:01:50.000 Whatever you call that, the envoy to Germany. 0.99

01:01:53.000 But then he did something bad.

01:01:56.000 And I thought, et too, Grinnell.

01:01:59.000 But now he's good again.

01:02:01.000 That's the whole weird thing about this not left movement.

01:02:06.000 Pack of Kvete coffee, huh?

01:02:08.000 Did that instantly help it?

01:02:18.000 Let's just leave it there.

01:02:22.000 It's all these people where you go, wait, are you a fed? 0.91

01:02:24.000 Are you a backstabber? 1.00

01:02:26.000 Are you a liar? 1.00

01:02:27.000 Can I trust you? 1.00

01:02:28.000 Sometimes you won't trust someone, and then they stab you in the back.

01:02:35.000 Richard Spencer was a cool guy in 2008.

01:02:38.000 He got me my job at Tacky.

01:02:41.000 Then he becomes a bad guy.

01:02:42.000 Oh.

01:02:43.000 Thank you.

01:02:44.000 you you Thank you.

01:02:47.000 Tessler is a Fed.

01:02:53.000 I'm convinced he's a Fed.

01:02:55.000 But when he met me, when I met him, he was like, Do you want to deal with that?

01:03:00.000 Yeah, we got neighbors.

01:03:01.000 Hold on one second.

01:03:03.000 Is the speaker too loud?

01:03:04.000 No.

01:03:05.000 Can you still hear me?

01:03:06.000 Yeah.

01:03:07.000 Okay, I'll keep talking.

01:03:08.000 We could hit a break or something.

01:03:10.000 No, just get it. 1.00

01:03:14.000 The fucking people upstairs. 1.00

01:03:17.000 Are we back up? 1.00

01:03:18.000 Yeah.

01:03:19.000 We're back live.

01:03:20.000 We're back.

01:03:20.000 So what was the last thing people heard?

01:03:24.000 I don't know.

01:03:25.000 You were talking about how the guy...

01:03:30.000 Yeah.

01:03:31.000 So I think we've been doxxed.

01:03:34.000 We have to move the studio.

01:03:36.000 I've actually been looking at different space.

01:03:38.000 It's actually a great time to be looking for new studio space because, boy, do they call you back. 0.99

01:03:44.000 And when you get a price, you go down 20%, 25%, and they don't tell you to fuck off. 0.98

01:03:51.000 They go, so you'll be doing renovations when you move in? 0.99

01:03:56.000 Yeah.

01:03:57.000 We're basically, I think the fact that we've been doxxed at this perfect time is a great time.

01:04:05.000 I think the next studio you see will be Ellen DeGeneres, basically. 0.93

01:04:10.000 Like, it will look like a fucking, it'll make Sean Hannity look like he's in public access. 0.99

01:04:16.000 Do you think if we leave, there's like a crowd down there or some crap? 0.99

01:04:21.000 Yeah, maybe. 0.82

01:04:22.000 But there's four doors to get out of this building.

01:04:26.000 Especially if we go up to the roof.

01:04:28.000 Well, don't say it.

01:04:29.000 Anywho, don't say that.

01:04:31.000 That was the police.

01:04:32.000 The police came by.

01:04:34.000 There's no doorman at this time, in case you know where we are and you're thinking of killing us.

01:04:40.000 So the police have to, I guess they break the door down?

01:04:45.000 No must have a key or something.

01:04:47.000 But they came up and started banging on the door, and they were there to catch the...

01:04:54.000 So whoever has the number to our building told the cops that someone here OD'd.

01:04:59.000 That's good.

01:04:59.000 And by the way, Why were the cops here?

01:05:02.000 By the way, it's nothing to do with MAGA.

01:05:03.000 The cops are pro-MAGA. 0.71

01:05:05.000 That's not.

01:05:06.000 The cops are here because their job is to save lives.

01:05:10.000 And they heard that someone OD'd.

01:05:12.000 So the reason they're banging on the door is because they're told that someone is asleep on heroin on the other side of the door.

01:05:21.000 And they're trying to save that person's life.

01:05:23.000 They probably got Narcan pens in their hand.

01:05:26.000 These are the people we're vilifying.

01:05:29.000 Great work.

01:05:31.000 You know, the guy I work with, Sarush Alvi, that I started Vice with, he died many times.

01:05:36.000 Many times, he OD'd.

01:05:39.000 And he would wake up sometimes in an ambulance and EMTs would be beating the shit out of him. 0.92

01:05:43.000 Oh my God. 0.99

01:05:44.000 Because they were so fucking mad. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:05:47.000 And also, I think that was discipline. 1.00

01:05:50.000 This is back in the early 90s when you could still do shit like that. 0.98

01:05:54.000 I think they were doing the right thing. 0.98

01:05:56.000 Give violence a chance.

01:05:59.000 Anyway, that's got to be a wake-up call when the people that are saving you aren't nice to you anymore.

01:06:05.000 Nor should they be.

01:06:06.000 Like your dad.

01:06:07.000 Say your dad bailed you out of jail four times. 1.00

01:06:09.000 It's going to kick your ass. 1.00

01:06:10.000 When I went home drunk, my friends dropped me off. 1.00

01:06:13.000 I was blackout drunk like this.

01:06:15.000 And my grandfather dragged me inside by my shirt.

01:06:19.000 He was best.

01:06:22.000 I mean, I'm sure it's longer.

01:06:23.000 I don't want to take up any time.

01:06:24.000 I just want to say he was very upset.

01:06:26.000 You would think that everybody else, like the women in the family, like they showered me, which is weird.

01:06:30.000 They took off my clothes and showered me.

01:06:34.000 My dad picked me up by my neck and smashed me through the front door of my home.

01:06:38.000 He threw me about 30 feet across our basement.

01:06:41.000 You think being dragged by your shirt is worth mentioning to the folks at home?

01:06:46.000 I don't know.

01:06:47.000 I'm sure, I mean, I don't know.

01:06:49.000 I fought my brother to the death.

01:06:51.000 I was dying.

01:06:52.000 Which one was he beat you?

01:06:54.000 Yeah.

01:06:56.000 He choked me out until I couldn't breathe and I started to see stars.

01:07:00.000 He almost killed me.

01:07:01.000 Well, my shirt was ruined.

01:07:03.000 It wasn't even.

01:07:04.000 See, you're lying now to make the story better.

01:07:06.000 Your shirt was stretched.

01:07:08.000 Yeah, but that's. 0.80

01:07:08.000 It was a t-shirt. 0.80

01:07:12.000 You should have your own show on this network called Shitty Stories with Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:07:17.000 I could do that because I have nothing but.

01:07:19.000 Well, we did.

01:07:20.000 We tried that.

01:07:20.000 It was called Ryan's Mailbag.

01:07:22.000 And he spent 15 minutes saying different songs he likes.

01:07:25.000 Anyway, thank you to the cops.

01:07:26.000 If you guys are listening outside the door, we appreciate you.

01:07:29.000 Blue Lives Matter.

01:07:30.000 God bless the boys in blue.

01:07:32.000 And you know what's funny, by the way, about when they were at the door? 0.99

01:07:36.000 I could feel the brainwashing in the back of my head going, we're just fucking doing a show. 0.98

01:07:43.000 And you're here banging on our door. 1.00

01:07:46.000 Like I could see if I was black going, oh, I know what's going on. 0.98

01:07:50.000 It's because you don't want black people having a voice. 1.00

01:07:54.000 You know, you could see yourself getting into, especially if you're like upper middle class black dude who grew up with a white mom and no black dad and kept getting rewarded for making everything about you. 1.00

01:08:06.000 I could see getting into that tunnel vision and just being like, no, you're fucking banging. 0.99

01:08:10.000 You almost broke my door. 0.99

01:08:13.000 You almost got us booted out of the studio space. 1.00

01:08:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:08:18.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:08:19.000 Couldn't you see your did you feel an inkling of that?

01:08:19.000 Yeah.

01:08:22.000 No, I just thought it was the speaker.

01:08:25.000 Because we've gotten complaints about that before.

01:08:27.000 Really?

01:08:27.000 Yeah, the office across, not the one next to us, interestingly enough, but across, because the door is not that strong.

01:08:33.000 You know what it is?

01:08:34.000 It's those Indians. 1.00

01:08:35.000 We're in a building.

01:08:36.000 There's a lot of textiles here.

01:08:40.000 Jewish people that are Shmada Jews, I guess they're called.

01:08:44.000 But there's these Indians who I think do a call service. 0.96

01:08:47.000 And they are constantly bitching. 1.00

01:08:49.000 And this one woman is constantly bitching and complaining, but she's three doors down. 1.00

01:08:53.000 And if I go bang, it's like cook, cook, cook.

01:08:57.000 Excuse me, sad. 0.99

01:08:59.000 Don't you come from a place where people shit on the streets so much that you get the bubonic plague when a car drives by because it splashes diarrhea on you? 0.98

01:09:08.000 Yeah, but by this hour, there's... 0.96

01:09:15.000 Because there's only 60,000 homeless people as opposed to India, which I think is 100% homeless people.

01:09:22.000 They start moving back.

01:09:24.000 Yeah.

01:09:25.000 This is what we that's happened.

01:09:26.000 Yeah.

01:09:27.000 Mexican illegals have gone down in certain times during Obama's economy because it wasn't as lucrative as back home.

01:09:35.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.

01:09:37.000 You never know.

01:09:40.000 God, I want to have a beer with that guy.

01:09:41.000 That's cool.

01:09:43.000 Oh, I can't wait to tell you about this cop story about the meth investigation he did that took him months.

01:09:53.000 The meth makers, after the explosion, driving to a friend's house with their skin falling off their face and arms to ask him if he has a hose.

01:10:04.000 Yeah, I do.

01:10:05.000 Would you like me to wash away your skin? 1.00

01:10:09.000 So they, I guess they were high.

01:10:11.000 So then they drive to the hospital.

01:10:14.000 He examines the car later.

01:10:15.000 There's skin on it.

01:10:17.000 Like, I don't mean dandruff.

01:10:19.000 I mean, like, bacon.

01:10:22.000 There's bacon on the dash and the seats from them zombies.

01:10:28.000 Anyway, it's a two-hour story.

01:10:30.000 I'll get to it. 0.89

01:10:34.000 So sorry, I guess I should be apologizing to Nadav because I've totally fucking ripped apart his trailer. 0.99

01:10:45.000 And thanks to assholes who like to waste our time. 0.95

01:10:48.000 By the way, you just made better content for the show. 1.00

01:10:52.000 We got the cops coming by.

01:10:54.000 There's only 30 seconds left.

01:10:58.000 They were investigating the Trump campaign for is what they themselves were doing.

01:11:04.000 Not just the Democratic Party and their operatives, but also the FBI.

01:11:08.000 If I were writing about the timeframe that we lived in, that we're living in now, I would say it wasn't supposed to happen.

01:11:14.000 They weren't supposed to know.

01:11:16.000 The entire time this was going on, they thought this was going to be what sunk the Donald Trump presidency.

01:11:22.000 And they were just looking for the golden goose, and they still haven't found it because it doesn't exist.

01:11:27.000 Well, they also invented the golden goose, and They were so lazy about it.

01:11:32.000 Like with Laura Loomer's campaign, and we'll talk about this on the Laura's show.

01:11:36.000 CBS and their affiliates put out a results, results for the campaign.

01:11:44.000 Laura Loomer, 2%.

01:11:46.000 Her incumbent, 46%.

01:11:49.000 And then at the top, it said, and I'm going to get you this screen grab.

01:11:52.000 I haven't got it yet.

01:11:54.000 Based on 100% reporting rates or something like that across the top.

01:11:58.000 Now, it's one thing to say across the top, some experts think this might be the results.

01:12:04.000 This was two days before the election.

01:12:06.000 CBS was declaring the results.

01:12:08.000 And at the top, they said 100% reporting, Laura Loomer, 2%.

01:12:12.000 The results, when we heard about, when I heard about this, she'd already shut it down, which took an army of lawyers. 0.99

01:12:20.000 The actual results were something like Laura Loomer, 43%, her incumbent like about 20% at best, and then everyone else down 231.

01:12:31.000 So the same results, but Laura was moved from the top to the bottom. 1.00

01:12:38.000 That should be the biggest story in the country.

01:12:40.000 And I was talking to Jacob Wall about it, and he goes, well, yeah, you know, I'll do that too sometimes.

01:12:44.000 I'll send people, I'll send a network a story that I want to get, that I want to blow up Friday at 9 p.m.

01:12:53.000 And it's interns there at the time and they'll put it up and it won't get caught until Monday.

01:12:59.000 And I go, okay, say that happened?

01:13:02.000 That's a story.

01:13:04.000 That our media is so weak.

01:13:06.000 It's contingent on when you send the story that you can send a story Monday.

01:13:11.000 I mean, sorry, Friday at 9 and it takes off.

01:13:15.000 How embarrassing that I was talking to police with this on my hat.

01:13:19.000 Yeah.

01:13:19.000 My officer, we're obviously not going to do drugs.

01:13:23.000 That's hilarious.

01:13:24.000 There's two of us here, and the other one has a message that's pretty clear saying new drugs.

01:13:31.000 So then I took off my hat to sort of pretend I was thinking like, I don't know what to hear this thing.

01:13:40.000 I can't help you out.

01:13:42.000 It's pretty great.

01:13:44.000 By the way, it's just as bad as you wouldn't have expected it to be with those color bars.

01:13:50.000 She says one thing.

01:13:54.000 Oh, no.

01:13:55.000 I apologize to you, Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:13:58.000 I wasn't trying to say I'm right.

01:13:59.000 I'm just trying to.

01:14:00.000 I don't know.

01:14:00.000 You should say you're right.

01:14:01.000 Throw some balls.

01:14:01.000 I'm right.

01:14:02.000 Sure, I'm right. 0.99

01:14:03.000 I shat on you. 1.00

01:14:04.000 I called you a fucking idiot because it has been a pretty consistent pattern. 1.00

01:14:08.000 and you were completely right about that and I was completely wrong. 1.00

01:14:11.000 But the implications of my story. 0.96

01:14:14.000 When you're positive I'm wrong, you should take advantage of the fact that you're a retard and be like, I'm right. 1.00

01:14:14.000 Yes. 1.00

01:14:21.000 Yeah, like you're like the Phillies, right?

01:14:27.000 Or the Mets.

01:14:28.000 You keep losing and losing and losing.

01:14:30.000 So when you know you're going to win, when you know DeGrom is there and Syndegaard's lost his Tommy John and you're feeling good about this game, bet on it.

01:14:40.000 I would have bet you you could have won.

01:14:47.000 I wouldn't have bet.

01:14:48.000 Off $100.

01:14:51.000 Wow. 1.00

01:14:52.000 I would have bet $350 that you're a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:14:55.000 And they'd never show those color bars. 1.00

01:14:57.000 Unfortunately, I've been corrected so many times that I start questioning my own reality.

01:15:01.000 I'm like, you know what?

01:15:02.000 I've never seen those color bars before.

01:15:04.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:15:05.000 It's the 70s thing.

01:15:06.000 Not only the story here.

01:15:08.000 The story is that...

01:15:08.000 It's the 80s thing.

01:15:11.000 When I was a little, little kid, like six, seven, TV would finish at around 9.30, and then an Indian would come on the screen, like with his headdress and a circle behind him, and just like codes and charts, I guess, where you'd test the, yeah, that's what I saw at 9.40 on all three channels we had. 0.96

01:15:32.000 What the hell?

01:15:33.000 That's an old-timey thing. 0.93

01:15:35.000 Yeah.

01:15:36.000 So that's what I'm saying.

01:15:37.000 The story here isn't that I'm right.

01:15:39.000 It's just that they thought that that would be a good way to...

01:15:44.000 Yeah, like when our Skype cuts out, it doesn't go to a rainbow.

01:15:48.000 What are they using?

01:15:49.000 You know, like 1970s wood-sided wood-panel TVs?

01:15:55.000 You know what it probably is?

01:15:56.000 I've never seen...

01:16:00.000 Lifetime.

01:16:01.000 I've never seen that.

01:16:02.000 My ad agency closed in like 2010.

01:16:04.000 10 years.

01:16:05.000 10 years we've been doing these shows.

01:16:07.000 I've never, from Skype to whatever, to doing it in studios, to renting a studio and having someone piped in to my time on Fox News. 0.97

01:16:18.000 I've never fucking seen that before. 0.86

01:16:19.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:21.000 And you know what happened?

01:16:22.000 Right after that happened, I bet somebody went up to the roof and they started putting more aluminum foil in the antennas.

01:16:30.000 Maybe some fat nerd came over to the guy that did it and goes, yeah, those are from the early 80s.

01:16:37.000 They don't really exist in modern technology.

01:16:40.000 It goes to black or sometimes it'll glitch and you'll see a bunch of squares.

01:16:45.000 That's what they should have done.

01:16:47.000 How many times have we seen that?

01:16:48.000 That happens every day.

01:16:50.000 Rainbow Bar?

01:16:52.000 That's how you test your new TV that is too old for a remote.

01:16:56.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:16:57.000 So that's the one movie we wanted to talk about.

01:16:59.000 We're dipping into the calls pretty heavily here.

01:17:04.000 This should probably be its own episode, and I shouldn't bring it up on a show like this, where we sort of, this is our party show.

01:17:11.000 Wednesday's our party hump day, where at the end of every episode, every Wednesday, Ryan and I, I'm not going to call it making love because it's not.

01:17:19.000 We don't kiss. 1.00

01:17:20.000 I just put my dick in him and we hump. 1.00

01:17:23.000 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00

01:17:23.000 And it's his way of bringing the fag zone to work. 1.00

01:17:28.000 It's my way of getting some work done.

01:17:29.000 I've been meaning to mention that I wanted to say I don't know.

01:17:32.000 Stop, stop, stop talking about our favorite thing that we do and making it a bummer on the show.

01:17:38.000 That's bringing leisure to work.

01:17:41.000 Hump day is our favorite time, especially after when we get down to brass tax.

01:17:46.000 I hate the tax. 0.98

01:17:47.000 And you bring the fag zone here. 1.00

01:17:49.000 And I do you a favor. 1.00

01:17:50.000 I'm not gay, but I do you a favor as a gay and I plug your nut. 0.99

01:17:54.000 What if I plug my nut? 1.00

01:17:56.000 That's like what the fucking the bartender Jack? 1.00

01:17:59.000 He's like, fucking in a how'd you do? 1.00

01:18:01.000 Fucking rogue. 1.00

01:18:02.000 And then you fucking, it's like a fucking pitchfork through a grape. 1.00

01:18:07.000 And I asked him the other day, I go, you said a pitchfork through a grape. 1.00

01:18:10.000 You were talking about fucking the other day. 1.00

01:18:11.000 You were wasted. 1.00

01:18:12.000 You just came back from a golf game.

01:18:13.000 He's like, hi, what was that? 0.78

01:18:16.000 Now, all Irish people talk like pirates. 1.00

01:18:18.000 He's like, maybe a grape through a goose. 0.97

01:18:20.000 A grape through a goose.

01:18:22.000 And then there's also a pitchfork through a goose.

01:18:24.000 So maybe I combine the two?

01:18:26.000 It's like, wow, we're going to get Mueller on this.

01:18:31.000 So his mistake was that it wasn't a goose, it was a grape?

01:18:34.000 No, I think he was combining like three colloquialisms. 0.99

01:18:36.000 Because there is like something through a goose, shit through a goose or something. 0.99

01:18:40.000 And there's a pitchfork one. 0.99

01:18:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:43.000 Like grain through a goose or whatever.

01:18:45.000 No, not grain.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:47.000 It's like grain through a goose.

01:18:49.000 After about 37 hours of digesting, it comes out as poo.

01:18:53.000 All right, so this is a huge story that we're sort of pissing out in five minutes, which I regret.

01:19:01.000 But Millie Weaver did a movie called Shadowgate. 0.99

01:19:05.000 Ezra Levant texted me last week.

01:19:07.000 He said, can you promote this?

01:19:09.000 She was just arrested the day before her movie came out.

01:19:12.000 I love Millie.

01:19:13.000 Okay, Ezra.

01:19:14.000 I trust you.

01:19:15.000 I still do.

01:19:16.000 So I'll promote it. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Holy fuck, everyone. 0.99

01:19:22.000 Millie Weaver got arrested the day before her documentary came out that says that Obama was spying on the Trump campaign. 1.00

01:19:28.000 I know Obama was spying on the Trump campaign.

01:19:30.000 Way bigger than Watergate.

01:19:31.000 That's fantastic.

01:19:32.000 Let's get it out there.

01:19:33.000 I doubt her arrest was valid. 0.98

01:19:35.000 Maybe she even did something illegal, like drove drunk or fucking jaywalked or something. 1.00

01:19:41.000 And they thought, let's drop the hammer on her. 0.99

01:19:42.000 So that was very clean and easy.

01:19:46.000 And then I'm in the bathroom with Roger Stone.

01:19:49.000 And he goes, actually, no.

01:19:52.000 He was talking about Chuck Johnson and Chuck's pilloring of him that happened in the court transcripts.

01:20:00.000 I guess it was another time.

01:20:01.000 Someone else goes, so you're cool with Millie Weaver? 0.72

01:20:03.000 He goes, have you seen Shadowgate?

01:20:03.000 And I go, yeah, she's awesome.

01:20:05.000 And I go, I saw a bit of it.

01:20:06.000 And they go, did you notice it eviscerates Roger Stone and says he's part of the deep state?

01:20:10.000 And while it's blaming Obama for spying on Trump, it basically implies that Roger Stone facilitated the whole thing.

01:20:19.000 And he's a deep state operative. 1.00

01:20:21.000 And sort of like with the Mercedes thing, you hear this horrible accusation about your good friend and you go, bull fucking shit. 1.00

01:20:32.000 And they go, yeah, Alex Jones is pissed. 1.00

01:20:35.000 Alex Jones just fired her. 1.00

01:20:36.000 It was based on one nut bar informant.

01:20:41.000 And he's, granted, I haven't seen the whole show. 0.99

01:20:45.000 He's a central part of the whole fucking show. 0.98

01:20:48.000 Of the whole movie. 0.99

01:20:50.000 Anyway, it's, it's. 1.00

01:20:52.000 The reason that I said on Parler, fuck her, I'm done with her. 1.00

01:20:57.000 She's dead to me. 0.99

01:20:58.000 Is because I've seen some of this, but I'm basing it on Roger and other people closely associated with this whole controversy.

01:21:06.000 I could change my mind.

01:21:08.000 That's never happened.

01:21:10.000 But let's just have a brief look at, is this the whole movie?

01:21:13.000 Yep.

01:21:14.000 So how can people find this?

01:21:15.000 Show everything.

01:21:17.000 Millie Weaver, Shadowgate documentary.

01:21:18.000 Bit shoot.

01:21:19.000 Bit shoot, yeah.

01:21:20.000 Scroll down a bit.

01:21:21.000 Maybe that'll help people verify it.

01:21:23.000 So Jacob Martin.

01:21:24.000 Jacob Martin put it up.

01:21:25.000 43 subscribers.

01:21:27.000 It's really not hard to find. 0.99

01:21:29.000 Here's a really good documentary outside of the Roger shit. 0.99

01:21:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:32.000 Are behind the fake news in mainstream media.

01:21:35.000 Influence operations on social media.

01:21:38.000 And the civil unrest nationwide pushing the defund the police movement.

01:21:45.000 The Obamagate scandal only scratches the surface.

01:21:49.000 You mentioned shock value that is shocking what the Russians did. 0.92

01:21:53.000 I agree.

01:21:54.000 We need to stop it.

01:21:55.000 I know that now based on the horror which rule.

01:21:57.000 I'm not saying that you lied to the court.

01:21:59.000 I'm saying you signed something that was a lie and you didn't know it.

01:22:02.000 Talk about a cover story.

01:22:04.000 What really happened is much more alarming.

01:22:08.000 Both parties are equally guilty of covering up what should turn out to be an even bigger scandal.

01:22:16.000 Shadowgate.

01:22:17.000 The tactical and operational role the shadow government played behind the scenes carrying out the coup against President Trump.

01:22:27.000 We're going to be looking behind the puppets at who the real puppet master string pullers are.

01:22:34.000 The material presented in this talk.

01:22:36.000 Didn't she have made sure her boss Alex Jones saw this before she released it?

01:22:39.000 Of all political affiliations.

01:22:41.000 This is about real players.

01:22:43.000 People whose names never come up but should.

01:22:47.000 Career politicians are definitely part of the Beltway Swamp.

01:22:51.000 Even aspects of the deep state.

01:22:54.000 But they are not the shadow government.

01:22:56.000 The shadow government consists of government contractors, defense, intelligence, security, and so on.

01:23:04.000 Our government mostly consists of front-facing desk jockeys that are compartmentalized in coupables.

01:23:11.000 Same with our media.

01:23:12.000 They're to cover up for the fact that most of the real work is outsourced to contractors, a.k.a.

01:23:19.000 the military-industrial complex.

01:23:22.000 That way, what the public sees through FOIA requests, investigations, congressional hearings, or otherwise, is as clean as a whistle.

01:23:32.000 All the dirty work is kept private.

01:23:34.000 Isn't it interesting how that's exactly true of our media, too?

01:23:37.000 Like the protests and Antifa and all that.

01:23:40.000 The media, CNN, Anderson Cooper, they don't go to any of that.

01:23:44.000 Don Lemon, he goes, Antifa.

01:23:46.000 Anti-fascist.

01:23:47.000 It's in the name.

01:23:48.000 All right.

01:23:48.000 So we're giving our subscribers a homework assignment here.

01:23:51.000 But maybe scroll and see if you can find the hot tub scene with Roger Stone.

01:23:55.000 Right.

01:23:57.000 Where Millie says, feed me.

01:23:59.000 So this is the guy, by the way, I think.

01:24:01.000 I think it's that dude in the vest that set up the whole thing. 0.97

01:24:05.000 As far as Roger getting fucked. 0.98

01:24:07.000 Or accused. 0.99

01:24:09.000 You know, Alex is a pro.

01:24:15.000 And he would have said to her, Look, you're bringing up some big stuff about some good friends of ours.

01:24:19.000 At the very least, you should probably say allegedly.

01:24:21.000 And make sure you talk to Roger.

01:24:25.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:24:26.000 If an ally of yours like Roger is getting fucked over in a documentary, wouldn't you call him? 0.99

01:24:32.000 This is like when they did all this shit about that Kalamazoo thing. 0.96

01:24:39.000 thing and said oh no no sorry buzz what's his name from the melvins did an interview with me and they said the singer the melvins affiliated with uh proud boys founder gavin mcinnis And I emailed both the writers that did two stories on it, and I said, why didn't you call me or contact me about this? 0.97

01:24:58.000 You did all this research, all this fucking combing through different articles and interviews.

01:25:04.000 You could have just called me and asked me. 0.99

01:25:09.000 Journalism is propaganda done by communists.

01:25:12.000 And often when I say communists, you'll go to Twitter and they'll have a hammer and a sickle in their avatar.

01:25:17.000 I'm not being hyperbolic.

01:25:20.000 I'm not bragging. 1.00

01:25:22.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:25:24.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:25:24.000 I see Roger Stone. 1.00

01:25:27.000 Roger Stone with this commutation.

01:25:29.000 We'll solve it because this is where it all comes to the surface.

01:25:33.000 How do you think your jury pool was selected?

01:25:38.000 Well, obviously, I don't know.

01:25:40.000 I do know that based on the statistics on the District of Columbia, the statistical improbability of my jury having a single Republican should be impossible.

01:25:51.000 The statistical impossibility of my jury having a single member should be impossible.

01:25:57.000 The statistical possibility of my jury having no jurors with less than a college education is impossible.

01:26:05.000 But that was the case.

01:26:08.000 Well, what if I told you, Roger, that your jury was actually selected, the jury pool, the grander jury pool, right?

01:26:15.000 Before the void, as they say, where you kind of select and approve and deny, right?

01:26:20.000 The majority of it was actually plugged into a program.

01:26:25.000 But see, this program wanted to select a jury pool that would get you a guilty verdict no matter what.

01:26:33.000 Hence, the odds, like you say, are so far-fetched.

01:26:37.000 So the question is, who was the company?

01:26:40.000 Who was the vendor that was used to select your greater pool for the jury?

01:26:47.000 And if your lawyer was able to find that or ask that question, I would not be surprised if you see the name General Hayden hop up.

01:26:58.000 I do think it might strengthen the possibility of my appeal, should that become necessary.

01:27:05.000 I will never plead guilty to something I didn't do.

01:27:09.000 I'm going to have to watch the whole thing.

01:27:11.000 That actually looked pretty good for Millie. 1.00

01:27:13.000 That made me worried that I disavowed her too soon.

01:27:20.000 I guess I'll watch the whole thing.

01:27:23.000 Yeah.

01:27:24.000 That seemed to be pro- Did you notice a vibe with that chick where it's an amateur talking to a legend? 0.95

01:27:30.000 Like, when I saw Roger do his talk at Laura Loomer's thing, I was just like watching Mike Tyson today horse around in the ring or like Lee Trevino hit a few balls at a mini putt.

01:27:44.000 Like the guy is so above us with these political speeches that he didn't write anything.

01:27:52.000 It was, he had the whole cadence down.

01:27:54.000 He had the big picture down.

01:27:56.000 He had the microcosms down with small examples.

01:27:59.000 He was so astute, austere, articulate, concise.

01:28:06.000 And I just was like, I've been doing this for a long time, but wow, that guy is out of my league.

01:28:14.000 He's a Tyson.

01:28:15.000 He's just like, he could be 79 years old and he will knock you out.

01:28:20.000 I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson at 80.

01:28:25.000 I will be, I don't know, I'll be 70 at the time, I guess.

01:28:31.000 I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson at 80 right now.

01:28:33.000 People are, somebody wrote in and said it was Brennan who converted to Islam, not Clapper.

01:28:41.000 But you looked it up and.

01:28:43.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:28:45.000 It says Brennan was also a communist.

01:28:46.000 He voted for Gus Hall and admitted to it during a lie detector test while applying to the CIA.

01:28:53.000 I thought Clapper was the one, and this is probably retarded and wrong, that he committed the same offense that Roger Stone did, a process crime, but didn't get in trouble for it. 1.00

01:29:02.000 Or was that Tapper?

01:29:05.000 Clapper.

01:29:06.000 No, you're right.

01:29:07.000 I was wrong.

01:29:08.000 It's John Brennan.

01:29:10.000 Of the CIA, right?

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 Does he look like James Clapper?

01:29:16.000 A little bit.

01:29:20.000 Well, gray and melty.

01:29:21.000 I was totally wrong.

01:29:22.000 This is a great thing about this show when it's live.

01:29:24.000 We correct typos live on air.

01:29:26.000 Yeah, John Brennan, I met.

01:29:28.000 John Brennan.

01:29:29.000 Who's the guy who did?

01:29:30.000 That was the guy that Homeland was based on.

01:29:32.000 Oh, never mind.

01:29:34.000 I could have sworn this is the guy who got a job after committing the same thing.

01:29:37.000 So John Brennan got a job.

01:29:39.000 John Brennan got a job.

01:29:40.000 Wait, oh, you're right.

01:29:41.000 You're right.

01:29:42.000 With CNN, right?

01:29:43.000 Right, right.

01:29:43.000 So James Clapper is the guy who did the exact same thing that Roger Stone did, but instead of facing years in prison, he got a contributor gig at CNN.

01:29:52.000 By the way, I know we've gone late with the calls here.

01:29:59.000 We're going to go late with the calls.

01:30:02.000 We'll go after 11.

01:30:03.000 But yeah, I should have, that whole Nadov Milly Weaver thing, we should have done as a separate show because it involves some investigation.

01:30:10.000 Investigation.

01:30:12.000 Series investigate.

01:30:14.000 All right, I'm going to get some paper and we should probably take some calls.

01:30:17.000 All right.

01:30:19.000 So with the camera on old Rydog.

01:30:22.000 I'm doing some very boring stuff here where I'm logging into our call-in system. 0.98

01:30:30.000 I am not looking forward to the hump section post-show where I do the favor of satisfying you and your gay proclivities. 0.99

01:30:40.000 Well, you know what? 0.97

01:30:41.000 How about let's skip it tonight?

01:30:42.000 No, no.

01:30:43.000 I owe it to you.

01:30:45.000 You don't have a boyfriend.

01:30:47.000 You think about sex constantly. 0.93

01:30:49.000 You have to look at me for a living. 0.98

01:30:51.000 You're obviously brimming with lust.

01:30:53.000 You're saying it's like working at a candy shop and I'm...

01:30:57.000 I need to give you a bite.

01:30:59.000 I'm good.

01:31:00.000 Once a week you get a bite, buddy.

01:31:03.000 Okay, well, I'm good and yet again and good at it.

01:31:08.000 We have a first call if we're Dr. Tiger.

01:31:11.000 Let's do it.

01:31:12.000 All right.

01:31:13.000 Olivia?

01:31:14.000 Is this Olivia?

01:31:17.000 Yes.

01:31:18.000 This isn't Olivia Newton-John, is it?

01:31:20.000 Are you trying to get physical?

01:31:24.000 What?

01:31:25.000 No.

01:31:26.000 Olivia Newton-John.

01:31:27.000 On the album Totally Hot, or maybe it was called Let's Get Physical.

01:31:32.000 The top hit on that album was, Let's Get Physical, Physical.

01:31:37.000 I want to get physical.

01:31:40.000 Let's get into physical.

01:31:42.000 Let me hear your body talk.

01:31:44.000 Your body talk.

01:31:45.000 Let me hear your body. 1.00

01:31:46.000 How do you know that fucking you begin? 1.00

01:31:50.000 What are you saying? 1.00

01:31:50.000 You just sang the whole word. 1.00

01:31:51.000 Yeah.

01:31:52.000 I think I combined that album when I was 10.

01:31:55.000 You had the album?

01:31:57.000 Well, I don't want to hear this.

01:31:57.000 Yes.

01:31:58.000 There's a grease.

01:31:59.000 We were all attracted to her.

01:32:00.000 But you can't look at her through the song.

01:32:04.000 No, we had the album.

01:32:05.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:06.000 She was sexy on the cover.

01:32:09.000 Is it Tim Dylan?

01:32:13.000 It was so hard to find a fat person back then.

01:32:17.000 Sorry, Olivia.

01:32:18.000 Go ahead.

01:32:20.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:22.000 Well, I just wanted to say you guys should get this YouTuber on your show.

01:32:30.000 He's called Anxiety War, and there's a fantastic video called Frantic Online Predator Runs in Circles and Drops His Tees.

01:32:40.000 And you guys need to go like 28 minutes in because the first 28 minutes is he's just reading through the chat logs.

01:32:47.000 He poses as 13-year-old girls and catches predators.

01:32:51.000 And he's gotten in trouble with the local police bosses, like the bosses of the police.

01:32:57.000 They don't want him doing that.

01:33:01.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 So 27 minutes in?

01:33:04.000 You know what I bet?

01:33:05.000 I just made up.

01:33:06.000 Olivia, I just made this up right now.

01:33:09.000 But you know what I bet?

01:33:10.000 They say that.

01:33:12.000 They go, you got to stop doing that.

01:33:14.000 So they won't get sued, right?

01:33:16.000 But secretly, they're like, this is awesome.

01:33:18.000 Keep doing this.

01:33:19.000 Yeah.

01:33:24.000 No?

01:33:24.000 This is a little like my theory?

01:33:27.000 Yeah.

01:33:28.000 What was that? 1.00

01:33:29.000 My theory that I just made up is the cops like this shit, but they don't want to get sued in case he gets the shit beaten out of them. 1.00

01:33:36.000 So they make sure they're on record going, hey, you got to stop doing this. 1.00

01:33:39.000 It's the worst.

01:33:40.000 No way, Jose.

01:33:42.000 It's the worst.

01:33:42.000 I hate it.

01:33:43.000 Oh, two thumbs way down.

01:33:45.000 And then that's on record, so they can't get sued.

01:33:48.000 But then secretly they're like, keep doing it. 1.00

01:33:50.000 Fucking catching those pedophiles, dude. 1.00

01:33:54.000 Right. 1.00

01:33:54.000 No, the cops love him, but it's the DA and stuff that say he's a vigilante and he should stop. 1.00

01:34:01.000 But he's had about seven guys convicted with his evidence.

01:34:06.000 And he's a total trumpster, but he doesn't talk about it on his channel.

01:34:10.000 So he pretends to be a girl or a boy?

01:34:15.000 He pretends to be a girl, but sometimes a boy. 0.99

01:34:18.000 Because let's be honest, most pedophiles are gay, right? 1.00

01:34:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:34:25.000 He shows him the picture of his. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Oh, this is pretty cool.

01:34:28.000 Okay, this is great.

01:34:29.000 Thanks for calling, Olivia.

01:34:31.000 We look forward to checking it, too.

01:34:35.000 Just hang up on her. 0.97

01:34:37.000 Let me hear you about a talk.

01:34:40.000 I can't believe you like, you know that. 0.97

01:34:42.000 I don't like it, but in VH1, they had this, like, I love the 80s crap. 0.94

01:34:46.000 And it got me. 0.74

01:34:48.000 I like Abracadabra, too.

01:34:49.000 It looked like me.

01:34:51.000 How did I get this?

01:34:52.000 I have no idea.

01:34:54.000 Wanna tell the truth?

01:34:57.000 No idea what you're talking about.

01:34:58.000 It's all gonna be fun on anyway.

01:35:01.000 You're a pretty fast walker.

01:35:03.000 I'm a pretty good runner. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Dude, you're trying to have sex with an underage girl? 1.00

01:35:08.000 No. 1.00

01:35:08.000 You knew it? 1.00

01:35:09.000 Nope.

01:35:10.000 You knew it.

01:35:12.000 Chat log doesn't lie, dude.

01:35:14.000 You know what I don't get about these guys?

01:35:16.000 Can't you just find an 18-year-old for a short time?

01:35:20.000 Right? 1.00

01:35:20.000 Dude, you were going to have sex with me. 1.00

01:35:21.000 Asian Thai. 1.00

01:35:23.000 19-year-old?

01:35:25.000 Why do you need a child? 0.99

01:35:26.000 I had sex with 16-year-olds when I was 17. 0.99

01:35:30.000 It wasn't fun. 0.88

01:35:31.000 They weren't good.

01:35:32.000 Good at it.

01:35:33.000 You weren't getting good at it.

01:35:37.000 I want to see the keys drop.

01:35:38.000 Start running. 1.00

01:35:44.000 Kick his ass, please. 1.00

01:35:46.000 As Crowder puts it. 1.00

01:35:48.000 Yeah, dude, I like this. 1.00

01:35:49.000 They should be killed. 1.00

01:35:54.000 Nice little maneuver. 1.00

01:35:56.000 It's a fun game of pay.

01:35:58.000 You're a little too old for this.

01:36:00.000 Got your keys. 1.00

01:36:02.000 I will break your hand. 0.97

01:36:03.000 Get me those keys. 0.99

01:36:04.000 Hey, I'll break your hand. 0.52

01:36:08.000 Not even close, dude.

01:36:10.000 If you want it, just tell me to let go.

01:36:12.000 Let go.

01:36:14.000 Don't leave me alone.

01:36:16.000 Don't leave me alone. 0.98

01:36:17.000 Is he a robot pedophile? 0.98

01:36:19.000 Now leave me alone. 0.99

01:36:24.000 You need to bring your own.

01:36:24.000 This is one thing that annoys me with these kind of videos is He gets made uncomfortable at target.

01:36:31.000 I wonder if she said that it leads to arrests.

01:36:34.000 Convicted.

01:36:36.000 It leads to convictions.

01:36:38.000 16 years.

01:36:39.000 Dude, you knew she was 13.

01:36:40.000 16.

01:36:41.000 13, trying to hook up with a Dude, that's huge.

01:36:47.000 When he said 16, that's him saying those are my transcripts.

01:36:52.000 That's definitely coming up in court.

01:36:55.000 What are you here for?

01:36:56.000 Because initially he said, that guy looks like me, but you just said 16.

01:36:59.000 That's huge.

01:37:00.000 He said he was here for lunch.

01:37:01.000 Not that you couldn't just prove it with IP and all that.

01:37:04.000 Who goes to Target for lunch?

01:37:06.000 What are you here for?

01:37:08.000 I'm so hungry.

01:37:09.000 Can we go to IK and get some meatballs?

01:37:12.000 Target doesn't even have meatballs.

01:37:14.000 That's like going to McDonald's playroom just to play.

01:37:16.000 Right.

01:37:17.000 And not wanting any food.

01:37:21.000 That was fun.

01:37:22.000 Thanks, Olivia.

01:37:23.000 Thanks for letting us hear your body talk.

01:37:26.000 Okay, I'm going to call her after the show because she is a winner.

01:37:29.000 Oh, yeah, good.

01:37:29.000 Thanks for reminding me.

01:37:30.000 Yep.

01:37:31.000 She just won.

01:37:32.000 So, our first two callers get the Heshy socks. 0.93

01:37:35.000 We didn't get to hear her reaction of winning.

01:37:38.000 Woo! 0.99

01:37:39.000 Oh my God.

01:37:40.000 I get socks.

01:37:42.000 All right.

01:37:43.000 Next caller, you're on the line.

01:37:48.000 Hey, my beautiful, sweet little angels.

01:37:51.000 Mikey! 0.65

01:37:52.000 Hey, Mikey.

01:37:55.000 Hey, just so you know, the audio, like, Gavin sounds like he's really, really far away, and it's very distorted.

01:38:05.000 And Ryan sounds kind of distorted.

01:38:08.000 Is this on the show or on Skype?

01:38:10.000 Is this just with the calls, or has the whole show been like this?

01:38:13.000 Just, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:38:15.000 Just on the phone call.

01:38:16.000 Okay, so what you're doing is you're hearing me through Ryan's mic.

01:38:20.000 So, dude, we got to reboot Skype or something.

01:38:23.000 He's hearing to like do this.

01:38:25.000 That's the deal.

01:38:26.000 Yeah, that's not good.

01:38:27.000 It's hard to...

01:38:31.000 No, the solution is not to bring that closer.

01:38:33.000 The solution is to get this to work.

01:38:35.000 No, we don't run through that.

01:38:37.000 Because then they get the delay. 0.93

01:38:39.000 So we've always been going through that shitty webcam? 0.89

01:38:43.000 Sounds good. 0.85

01:38:43.000 Yeah. 0.85

01:38:44.000 If you call in, you wouldn't Is it possible someone calling in would complain about the shitty audio? 0.90

01:38:50.000 Is it super... 0.88

01:38:54.000 This is Ryan.

01:38:54.000 He's sitting here saying, no, no, people like it when they call in.

01:38:58.000 Literally seconds after a caller goes, hey, I can't hear you. 1.00

01:39:04.000 This is why he's a moron. 1.00

01:39:05.000 No, no, so. 1.00

01:39:08.000 Well.

01:39:09.000 Go ahead, caller.

01:39:10.000 I, um...

01:39:16.000 So I was talking to my independent friend on Facebook, actually, and we were having a debate, and I wanted to read you what he wrote and just see what you thought of this, because I disagreed with it, but this is what he said.

01:39:37.000 Let's be honest, our lives don't change that much depending on which party controls the country.

01:39:43.000 That's true.

01:39:46.000 I think most people love America, the Constitution, and its founding principles.

01:39:51.000 That's true.

01:39:52.000 America was never intended to be controlled by the same two parties forever.

01:39:58.000 What do you think of that?

01:39:58.000 I don't know.

01:40:00.000 I think the last part's not true.

01:40:02.000 You know, I come from Canada and Britain, where they have four parties in control, and there's just so much distribution of power that nothing can get done.

01:40:13.000 Because when one group comes up with something, the other group vetoes it.

01:40:17.000 So it stagnates.

01:40:19.000 Now, no one wants a dictatorship, but I think a bi-tatorship is really the only way to get anything done.

01:40:30.000 So, no, he's wrong about that.

01:40:31.000 Everything else I agree with. 0.99

01:40:33.000 I think that, look, I think what's going on here, too, is our enemies are not bad people, but they're kind of vindictive and shitty. 0.99

01:40:43.000 And ultimately, they want what's best for the country, but they also have a lot of fucking baggage. 0.97

01:40:48.000 Like, you look at Robert Crum, right? 0.98

01:40:52.000 He's a good person who loves people, but he was a pariah in high school. 0.98

01:41:00.000 He was a skinny, ugly nerd that everyone made fun of. 0.98

01:41:03.000 And so when he got popular, when he got famous, he was all about abusing women for revenge. 0.99

01:41:10.000 So it's possible that someone good and moral can also be malicious and vindictive and be out for revenge.

01:41:18.000 And I feel like people like Patton Oswalt, David Cross, John Glazer, Sam Seder, a lot of these beta male comedians that were popular in the Wimp days, they resent Trump for wanting to bring us back to the wedgie era where they were persona non grata. 0.88

01:41:41.000 What do you think of that?

01:41:42.000 Right, and I also think that, I think politics have gotten really, especially at this point, have gotten really black and white.

01:41:52.000 Either you're a Republican, sorry, I've been drinking, or a Democrat.

01:41:57.000 A Republican?

01:41:59.000 And either you're for us or you're against us.

01:42:03.000 Yeah, that's why tonight we started a new movement called the Not Left Movement, where you don't need to be Republican or Democrat.

01:42:16.000 You just have to want less government.

01:42:18.000 Maybe you don't want babies being killed.

01:42:21.000 And that's pretty much it.

01:42:25.000 The First Amendment, the Second Amendment. 0.63

01:42:26.000 We're good to go after that.

01:42:27.000 Thank you.

01:42:32.000 But, I mean, what he was saying is that this went on for a little while.

01:42:40.000 Kind of like this call?

01:42:47.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:42:49.000 If Democratic, if there's Democratic control and take, for instance, Seattle, look at Seattle. 0.97

01:42:58.000 It's fucking burning to the ground, just like Oregon and all these other places. 1.00

01:43:03.000 When you, you know, you don't really see that much Republican shit. 1.00

01:43:10.000 I don't, there's some things I don't agree with as far as Republican, but you don't see as much crazy shit from Republican as you do Democrats. 1.00

01:43:25.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.98

01:43:26.000 Thanks for calling.

01:43:29.000 True Det.

01:43:30.000 His whole thing kind of dropped off at the end, you know?

01:43:33.000 He's been drinking a little bit, but he had a good point.

01:43:36.000 And he won Heshy Socks.

01:43:38.000 I will be contacting him after the show.

01:43:42.000 This is a terrible Donald Trump.

01:43:45.000 That's supposed to be Donald Trump? 0.76

01:43:45.000 What? 0.76

01:43:48.000 I don't know if we should even put this up.

01:43:50.000 That looks like a cool other guy.

01:43:54.000 His face is wide.

01:43:56.000 Way wide.

01:43:59.000 Cameron wants to know about why you hate jazz so much.

01:44:02.000 Why don't you... 0.98

01:44:08.000 Why do you hate rape so much? 0.99

01:44:13.000 Hey, Gavin High, Prince of the Rad Zone. 0.98

01:44:16.000 Hey, man.

01:44:18.000 Hello.

01:44:19.000 Hey, so I think you're overlooking America's richest treasure in jazz music, which is baseball.

01:44:28.000 As someone that improvises daily, you would understand the rigor of that craft. 0.84

01:44:33.000 And, you know, the jazz luminaries like Miles Davis, they're all about not giving a fuck what anybody thinks and following your own direction and evolving. 0.66

01:44:46.000 Sounds good. 0.99

01:44:48.000 Just curious, when was the last time you picked up the needle and put it down on a fucking jazz room? 0.99

01:44:55.000 Hello, you've got a bass. 0.98

01:44:59.000 Alas, I don't have a turntable to do that, but I'd recommend listening.

01:45:04.000 So when was the last time you sat down alone, uncoerced, and put on jazz?

01:45:14.000 Sometimes I have it in the background while I'm watching your show.

01:45:17.000 So when was the last time?

01:45:21.000 Yesterday.

01:45:23.000 Just close my eyes and let the music carry you away.

01:45:26.000 And what was it?

01:45:30.000 It was a solo concert by Keith Jarrett, who just sits down at the piano and improvises with no plan.

01:45:38.000 I recommend it.

01:45:39.000 He's Scottish in origin, and I think you would find something deeply appealing about his music.

01:45:45.000 Put it on with the Mistus.

01:45:48.000 It's romantic and it really takes you on a journey. 0.64

01:45:52.000 Okay, I'm calling bullshit, but thanks for calling and we'll give it a chance. 0.99

01:45:56.000 I already hate him, by the way. 1.00

01:45:57.000 I hate his fucking shirt. 1.00

01:46:01.000 But let's see. 1.00

01:46:01.000 Let's see. 1.00

01:46:02.000 No, we got to give it more than that.

01:46:03.000 Do-do-do-do-do.

01:46:05.000 Do-do-do-do. 0.99

01:46:14.000 Do you just want to punch him? 0.98

01:46:20.000 Ew, what's he? 0.96

01:46:21.000 Why is his shirt tucked in?

01:46:24.000 Is he coming?

01:46:26.000 From this angle?

01:46:27.000 Get him out of here. 1.00

01:46:28.000 He's like a weird, autistic, Jewish nerd. 1.00

01:46:38.000 Oh, God. 1.00

01:46:41.000 You don't like it? 0.76

01:46:42.000 Caller, you gotta go get laid or something. 1.00

01:46:45.000 That's disgusting what you just sent us. 1.00

01:46:48.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:46:48.000 We're watching a Jewish kid masturbate. 1.00

01:46:51.000 What gives you the rat? 1.00

01:46:53.000 What gives you the rat? 1.00

01:46:55.000 to make us watch gay German solo porn. 1.00

01:46:58.000 I'm going to use a pencil for this sketch because I'm... 1.00

01:47:05.000 It pumps hard.

01:47:11.000 Black and white.

01:47:15.000 Would you rather?

01:47:17.000 Okay, this would you rather better not involve my family? 0.99

01:47:21.000 That's fucking so lazy. 1.00

01:47:26.000 Would you rather punch your mom in the face or have your dad kick his shoe in your ass? 1.00

01:47:31.000 Or fuck your dad. 1.00

01:47:34.000 No, it's not like that, but I was going to tell you, it does involve family, but don't take it the wrong way. 1.00

01:47:40.000 Okay?

01:47:40.000 Mike!

01:47:43.000 Okay.

01:47:44.000 Would you rather one of your boys join Antifa or become trans?

01:47:51.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:47:52.000 Thanks for your call.

01:47:53.000 I don't do family.

01:47:54.000 Would you rather.

01:47:55.000 What about me?

01:47:58.000 I can't hear you.

01:48:00.000 What about you?

01:48:01.000 That microphone's got to come with you.

01:48:04.000 What about you, Ryan?

01:48:05.000 Yeah.

01:48:06.000 That's like saying, would I rather...

01:48:13.000 He's 90 years old.

01:48:15.000 Okay.

01:48:16.000 He'd be awful at both of those conversions.

01:48:19.000 So what you're saying is someone you care about.

01:48:21.000 Yeah.

01:48:21.000 Let me think of someone I care about.

01:48:23.000 Who do I care about?

01:48:24.000 You. 0.98

01:48:25.000 Not gay Jared. 1.00

01:48:27.000 Oh, okay.

01:48:29.000 I like that guy.

01:48:35.000 So Antifa or Trans? 1.00

01:48:38.000 See, now it's good.

01:48:39.000 Yeah, it's good.

01:48:40.000 Now you took my family out of it.

01:48:45.000 I mean, they're the same, really.

01:48:48.000 Like the guy, what's his name?

01:48:50.000 Finbar Sloanum, who attacked Proud Boys at that thing where my buddies went to prison.

01:48:57.000 He's trans and Antifa.

01:48:59.000 Trans Antifa, yeah. 0.99

01:49:01.000 And assuming they don't get fake tits and do anything, right? 1.00

01:49:04.000 It's just an outfit. 0.99

01:49:06.000 I guess Antifa.

01:49:08.000 I mean, I was Antifa, really.

01:49:10.000 I really thought that.

01:49:11.000 In the 80s, I was a punk rocker who hated the government and all that stuff.

01:49:16.000 But one of them is going to get hurt, get in, you know, get into a lot of trouble and other people.

01:49:21.000 Not the good type of trouble.

01:49:22.000 And the other one's just going to be weird and annoying.

01:49:25.000 Right. 1.00

01:49:26.000 The trans guy is going to get fucking killed by his gangster boyfriend. 1.00

01:49:30.000 The Antifa is just going to get arrested at some dumb thing, smash a bunch of windows like a dumbass. 1.00

01:49:37.000 That's a good point. 1.00

01:49:39.000 All right.

01:49:40.000 See how good it is when you take your family out of it?

01:49:42.000 Yeah.

01:49:44.000 Justin.

01:49:50.000 What's up, dude?

01:49:52.000 Hello?

01:49:52.000 Hey, hey, what's up, guys?

01:49:54.000 How are you?

01:49:55.000 Good.

01:49:55.000 How are you?

01:49:57.000 Good.

01:49:58.000 Sorry, I had you guys on the headbutt.

01:50:00.000 I just, hey, Gav.

01:50:01.000 Hey, Brian.

01:50:02.000 I just wanted to ask you, Gav, I know you're like a big Howard Stern fan.

01:50:06.000 I love to hate you.

01:50:07.000 I just discovered you through like a Howard Stern message board.

01:50:09.000 She doesn't know what your thoughts were on the current version of Howard Stern.

01:50:14.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:50:15.000 He's insufferable with this mask shit. 1.00

01:50:18.000 See, Howard is a paranoid agoraphobe, and he only ever wants to just stay at home. 1.00

01:50:26.000 So now he's finally found something where all his paranoia is justified.

01:50:30.000 And he keeps pushing it as some sort of prophecy where he was like, see, I knew it.

01:50:36.000 I knew that we're all going to die. 0.99

01:50:38.000 And now he won't shut up about the fucking masks constantly. 1.00

01:50:43.000 Mike! 1.00

01:50:44.000 Oh, it's so annoying.

01:50:46.000 He just like every hour after I could, like, okay, I could put up with like maybe him like bashing Trump.

01:50:51.000 I know he's not like the brightest.

01:50:53.000 He's a new, like, whatever.

01:50:55.000 But, like, the COVID stuff just goes on and on and on.

01:50:57.000 And it does really like tie into all his like neuroses.

01:51:00.000 And I like how he's always about therapy and how great it is. 0.98

01:51:04.000 And you go, well, not unlike my friend Terry Richardson, you've been going every day for years and you're still scared to go to a fucking dinner party, like petrified. 0.97

01:51:16.000 So maybe it's not working out so great. 0.98

01:51:19.000 Maybe it's not so mandatory.

01:51:22.000 Dude, he's been going to like a psychotherapist like longer than I've been on earth.

01:51:28.000 And the dude is still talking about what happened to him in high school or his mom. 0.97

01:51:32.000 Oh, the blacks bullied me. 1.00

01:51:34.000 They were mean to me in Riverdale. 0.98

01:51:37.000 Okay, sorry.

01:51:39.000 No, it's not Riverdale.

01:51:40.000 Where was it now?

01:51:41.000 Somewhere on Long Island.

01:51:43.000 Roosevelt?

01:51:44.000 Roosevelt, yeah, that's it.

01:51:45.000 They were mean to me in Roosevelt.

01:51:47.000 Yeah, okay.

01:51:48.000 So you were bullied in high school?

01:51:49.000 You mean like 50% of the population?

01:51:52.000 Maybe move on, Howard.

01:51:54.000 You know another thing I hate about him?

01:51:56.000 He always asks celebrities if they were intimidated to meet like Leonardo DiCaprio.

01:52:02.000 And it's someone like, I don't know, like Vince Vaughan. 0.58

01:52:06.000 You go, no, I think he was fine meeting fucking another guy who's in the same business as him for the same amount of time. 1.00

01:52:12.000 Fucking. 1.00

01:52:13.000 Or jealousy questions, right? 1.00

01:52:15.000 Oh, the jealousy.

01:52:16.000 Hey.

01:52:17.000 That must have made you really mad.

01:52:18.000 Hey, Bill Murray, is Bob Murray jealous of you?

01:52:22.000 Yeah.

01:52:23.000 My really successful brother, Bob Murray, is totally jealous of the brother that he loves, that he's been with his whole life, that he changed the diapers of.

01:52:35.000 He hates that his brother, Bill Murray, is successful.

01:52:37.000 And it's really just his like vindictive, basically Jewish, you know, self-hatred where he assumes everyone else is as bitter and paranoid as him. 0.99

01:52:47.000 And that's the worst part about COVID is it justified all that shit. 0.99

01:52:54.000 Oh, yeah, totally. 1.00

01:52:55.000 It's just like every reason that he had to be like kind of like a dick is now all justified. 0.94

01:53:00.000 And like he was on two days ago, three days ago, Gary had Lucas on his son. 0.93

01:53:06.000 And then like they hugged.

01:53:07.000 And then Howard like has his like father hunger triggered.

01:53:11.000 And he's like, why?

01:53:13.000 Why would you hug your father?

01:53:14.000 Don't you know COVID-19 is going to kill us all? 0.91

01:53:17.000 Yeah.

01:53:18.000 Dude.

01:53:19.000 Well, that's actually his psychiatrist should spend some time on that because you clearly have a problem.

01:53:25.000 You know what I can tell, by the way, when he talks to Gary, is that he somehow resents Gary's wholesome fatherness, fatherliness, his wholesome family.

01:53:36.000 Not really.

01:53:37.000 He hates him for that.

01:53:39.000 Yeah, like Gary loves his wife.

01:53:41.000 He loves his sons.

01:53:43.000 They have a great life.

01:53:45.000 Gary has his hobby with his vinyl and everything.

01:53:48.000 And you can see, you can see, I think the reason that Howard shits on his vinyl is because he sees Gary happy and fulfilled.

01:53:57.000 And I mean, I've had that instinct before where I see someone who just like has it all worked out and nothing ever bothers them.

01:54:04.000 Toy Story?

01:54:05.000 I get mad.

01:54:06.000 Like, no, not Toy Story.

01:54:07.000 Crocs. 0.93

01:54:08.000 I get mad because I'm like, flip-flops will ruin my day and you're just coasting through life.

01:54:13.000 He really resents how functional Gary is.

01:54:17.000 And by the way, not to get too Jewish on everything, but you see that with like Henry Winkler playing the Fonds and the Ramones being Joey Ramon and the guy playing Bowser.

01:54:31.000 Like there seems to be in Brooklyn anyway and New York City, this sort of like, I don't know, like resentment that Italians seem so okay with everything and they eat and they love and they drink and the Jews are like, what are you doing?

01:54:47.000 You're my neighbor and you're out there gallivanting.

01:54:50.000 She's got her tents hanging out.

01:54:52.000 Can't you just kvetch and be uptight?

01:54:54.000 Andrew Dice Clay.

01:54:55.000 Yeah.

01:54:56.000 Yeah, Andrew Dice Clay, another one.

01:54:57.000 Yeah.

01:54:58.000 Exactly.

01:54:59.000 Italians are the ultimate family people in a way. 0.98

01:55:01.000 Italians are the blacks of whites. 1.00

01:55:04.000 Okay, that too. 0.98

01:55:07.000 That's so funny.

01:55:08.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

01:55:10.000 So that's pretty cool that he found you on a Howard message board.

01:55:14.000 Yeah, that is weird.

01:55:15.000 You know?

01:55:15.000 It's like Howard's letting them down.

01:55:18.000 Maybe you could, you know, help some of that pick up where he left off.

01:55:22.000 It's much better to go with pencils first.

01:55:24.000 We're getting somewhere.

01:55:25.000 Oh, wow.

01:55:27.000 That's not terrible.

01:55:29.000 That's reasonable.

01:55:30.000 So it is. 1.00

01:55:35.000 When Laura had that bagpiper, I was like, that was fucking magic, by the way, you're a bug man. 1.00

01:55:40.000 You fucking dealt it. 1.00

01:55:41.000 You the parking oh, by the way. 1.00

01:55:44.000 And he just went.

01:55:45.000 Imagine he was just like, thank you.

01:55:49.000 Did he have an accent?

01:55:51.000 The guy in America who played the bagpipes was not Scottish.

01:55:51.000 No, Ryan.

01:55:55.000 Well, then they skimped out.

01:55:57.000 They should have gotten a guy from the motherland. 0.87

01:55:59.000 Yeah, as they always do.

01:56:01.000 The Grand Green, as they call it, Scotland.

01:56:05.000 Justin?

01:56:13.000 Hello? 1.00

01:56:14.000 I'll eat your ass! 1.00

01:56:19.000 You're on the line, Justin? 1.00

01:56:21.000 You gotta pause or mute the feed.

01:56:25.000 You're live, bro?

01:56:26.000 Yeah.

01:56:27.000 Sorry about that.

01:56:29.000 My bad, guys.

01:56:30.000 Gavin, I love your new sunglasses.

01:56:32.000 Thank you very much.

01:56:35.000 And I like it too.

01:56:36.000 Of course.

01:56:37.000 So I wanted to kind of talk about Shadowgate because I watched that documentary in Pole, and admittedly, I was a little drunk.

01:56:46.000 But I watch a lot of movies drunk.

01:56:49.000 I don't really remember.

01:56:50.000 And my takeaway is always, God, that movie is so confusing.

01:56:53.000 Especially the last third.

01:56:55.000 The third act, they got way too complicated.

01:57:00.000 Yeah, or maybe we just drank way too much beer between those.

01:57:06.000 So am I wrong to think that it vilifies Stone?

01:57:09.000 Because Stone thought that.

01:57:13.000 Yeah, I didn't I didn't get that impression, at least while I was watching it drunk.

01:57:18.000 All All I recall from it was just kind of that clip you guys showed, where it was basically that one chick interviewing Roger Stone, talking about how his jury pool might have been selected by this algorithm that's being used.

01:57:33.000 Wow.

01:57:34.000 Okay, that doesn't make him look bad at all.

01:57:35.000 That's really all I remember.

01:57:39.000 I guess I got to check it out.

01:57:40.000 Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up on the show even.

01:57:42.000 And you're certain that was the one he mentioned? 0.99

01:57:44.000 I just said, like, a lot of my views come from smart people who've done their research going, no, dude, trust me, it's fucked up. 0.98

01:57:50.000 So that's what I was getting from my guys. 0.94

01:57:53.000 But I guess maybe I'm wrong.

01:57:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:58.000 What do you guys think about Trump's pardon of Susan B. Anthony?

01:58:02.000 I thought it was pretty fucking underwhelming.

01:58:05.000 I thought, you know, maybe there's two people he could have pardoned. 0.99

01:58:09.000 It's either, you know, fucking Julian Assange or Tiger King. 0.98

01:58:12.000 I mean, with 2020, I wasn't sure. 0.99

01:58:15.000 Yeah, he went pretty far back in the history books for that one, didn't he?

01:58:18.000 But isn't it amazing how the left was pissed off about it?

01:58:21.000 They go, she was actually racist. 1.00

01:58:24.000 Yeah, I'm sorry that her views were antiquated.

01:58:27.000 She's from black and white photographs.

01:58:30.000 What do you want her to be down with Black Lives Matter and Kanye West? 1.00

01:58:38.000 But yeah, there's a million more.

01:58:39.000 You know what he should do?

01:58:40.000 The people in Wounded Knee, the soldiers who killed those Indians, got medals. 0.90

01:58:45.000 Those should all be revoked.

01:58:47.000 They murdered innocent women and children.

01:58:49.000 American Indians would appreciate that. 0.81

01:58:51.000 That's a ballsy one.

01:58:53.000 But no, we're not going to get that.

01:58:59.000 Yeah, and he's talking about doing the same thing with Snowden.

01:59:02.000 I think that's kind of interesting.

01:59:04.000 I know a lot of people are very split on that.

01:59:06.000 But just like that.

01:59:08.000 I'm personally split on that.

01:59:09.000 That's such an obvious one.

01:59:11.000 Yeah.

01:59:13.000 Yeah.

01:59:13.000 All right.

01:59:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:15.000 These are all good points.

01:59:18.000 Okay.

01:59:19.000 We got Nick.

01:59:20.000 That's true.

01:59:21.000 That's true.

01:59:23.000 Nick.

01:59:24.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:59:24.000 Hey, Gav.

01:59:25.000 Hello.

01:59:26.000 Hey, hey.

01:59:28.000 Real quick on the pardoning thing, I heard he said, I promised it's not going to be Snowden or Assange.

01:59:33.000 And I thought, oh, that's a genius Trump move.

01:59:36.000 It's going to be Snowden.

01:59:37.000 So then in the future, if people say Trump's a liar, you can say, oh, yeah, like how he lied and said he wasn't going to pardon Snowden and then did. 0.97

01:59:44.000 What a terrible guy. 0.96

01:59:45.000 Yeah, right.

01:59:46.000 Anyways, the real reason I wanted to call in was, I don't know if, Gavin, if you ever did any subliminal messaging work in your advertising life, but I was thinking back to how on 9-11, watching 9-11 play out on television, and I remembered thinking to myself, I wonder if the towers are going to come down.

02:00:10.000 And now all these years later, being a quote, conspiracy theorist who I think the towers were demolished, I remember thinking that, and I wondered if I go back and look at the CNN footage, I was watching CNN that day, if I look, can I find any cues that were there subliminally prepping, queuing people to accept the towers come down or expect it in advance?

02:00:32.000 And I found something pretty interesting.

02:00:33.000 If you look in the bottom left-hand corner of the CNN footage from before the second plane even hit in the Chiron, the lower third thing, every nine seconds they're showing the towers just being blown up and collapsing off screen.

02:00:49.000 It's like a rudimentary animated GIF type image in black and gray.

02:00:54.000 They're just showing the towers being blown up over and over again every nine.

02:00:56.000 You got to say link for that.

02:00:57.000 And then they stop showing it as soon as the towers.

02:00:59.000 That's pretty dramatic evidence.

02:01:00.000 You can't just sort of barf that out and say check it out.

02:01:04.000 Have you got the link?

02:01:05.000 I can't hear anything.

02:01:07.000 Have you got the link?

02:01:08.000 Too distorted.

02:01:09.000 It is distorted.

02:01:10.000 If you just look up CNN footage of 9-11, like it's on their own channel on YouTube.

02:01:16.000 So if you look up the second plane hits tower CNN, so from before the second plane hitting up until the first tower collapses, every nine seconds, they're showing like this little animated GIF in the bottom left.

02:01:28.000 You need to have the animated GIF ready, my friend.

02:01:30.000 It slows up and collapses.

02:01:32.000 It's not that readily available.

02:01:34.000 But you can point.

02:01:37.000 Your link is not readily available.

02:01:42.000 I can't hear you.

02:01:43.000 It's very distorted.

02:01:44.000 Your link is not readily available. 0.99

02:01:45.000 Why doesn't our fucking audio work? 0.98

02:01:48.000 Check, check, check. 0.99

02:01:49.000 I heard that. 0.99

02:01:50.000 Why doesn't our fucking audio work? 1.00

02:01:51.000 Yeah, maybe you scream everything. 0.99

02:01:53.000 What about that?

02:01:55.000 Check, check, check.

02:01:56.000 Is that better?

02:01:59.000 Yeah, much better.

02:02:00.000 Okay, so Ryan, I thought we did a test before we started the show today.

02:02:04.000 Do you hear an echo?

02:02:08.000 Do you hear an echo?

02:02:09.000 I heard myself repeat it back twice.

02:02:12.000 Okay, so why are we still dealing with echo problems after well over a year?

02:02:17.000 Well, our fix to that was the thing that we always use, the thing that we've been using today, frankly, and we've heard.

02:02:22.000 With everyone complaining about the audio, frankly, that's a new thing. 0.97

02:02:26.000 People don't normally complain about the fucking audio. 0.98

02:02:28.000 But nothing has changed. 0.98

02:02:32.000 This is what you have to digest.

02:02:33.000 No, no, no.

02:02:34.000 You're wrong.

02:02:35.000 I believe them.

02:02:36.000 I just, nothing has changed physically.

02:02:38.000 You're wrong.

02:02:39.000 Something has changed physically.

02:02:40.000 You just haven't detected it yet.

02:02:44.000 You're wrong.

02:02:46.000 I'm doing what Victor Lappe.

02:02:48.000 I don't know if you're familiar with them.

02:02:50.000 Okay, so you haven't changed anything, but coincidentally, all of a sudden, all the callers go, I can't hear you.

02:02:55.000 What there is is audio inputs.

02:02:57.000 Are you familiar with the concept of inputs and audio?

02:02:59.000 So there's this, and then there's this, and those are our options.

02:03:05.000 This isn't an option ever.

02:03:06.000 No, because that gives us a detailed.

02:03:08.000 What about our interviews with Skype guests?

02:03:10.000 It always comes through this. 0.97

02:03:12.000 Well, then why didn't fucking detective, what's his name, complain about hearing an echo? 0.98

02:03:17.000 Some people, it seems like, are hearing it. 0.97

02:03:19.000 We never use this.

02:03:20.000 We never use these.

02:03:22.000 But we're still on Skype.

02:03:25.000 Right.

02:03:26.000 Yet again. 0.99

02:03:27.000 So instead of sleeping all the time, the input listening to the podcast, maybe try to find the fucking problem. 0.96

02:03:36.000 The inputs are just the same as they always were when we did interviews on Skype and we did calls last week or the week before last week. 0.99

02:03:43.000 Let me repeat: fix this fucking problem. 0.98

02:03:47.000 We have a call-in show once a week. 1.00

02:03:50.000 You listening to podcasts and napping all the time isn't as important as fucking figuring out this fucking problem. 1.00

02:03:57.000 It's a major problem. 1.00

02:03:58.000 When in a call-in show, people can't hear.

02:04:02.000 That's major.

02:04:05.000 Or they get an echo. 1.00

02:04:06.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:04:07.000 I thought we solved this a long time ago. 0.99

02:04:10.000 We haven't had people.

02:04:11.000 I don't remember people complaining about the quality of the meeting.

02:04:16.000 Right.

02:04:16.000 It just happened today.

02:04:17.000 And also this TriCaster whining has just happened today.

02:04:22.000 So there's a couple of weird things that I will have to get to the bottom of.

02:04:26.000 But this is the first I'm hearing of it.

02:04:28.000 I'm using the same input that has given us successful calls all this time.

02:04:32.000 So it's got me scratching my head.

02:04:35.000 Let's see what happens with this mofo.

02:04:39.000 Hello.

02:04:40.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

02:04:41.000 How do we sound, first and foremost?

02:04:44.000 Hello, hello.

02:04:45.000 The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.

02:04:47.000 There's no problem with the audio.

02:04:48.000 Yeah, I'm only hearing that for you.

02:04:49.000 When I'm on hold, you guys sound fine.

02:04:51.000 Gavin sounds like a little in the distance, but there's no echo, no problems.

02:04:55.000 Audio is perfectly fine.

02:04:56.000 I don't know what the problem is.

02:04:58.000 All right.

02:04:58.000 Echo's not.

02:04:59.000 I mean, far in the distance is not good.

02:05:03.000 That's the only thing that's weird.

02:05:04.000 I can hear you in the distance.

02:05:06.000 That's really the only problem.

02:05:08.000 I don't like that.

02:05:09.000 So let me see if I could boost up.

02:05:10.000 I don't need a microphone.

02:05:11.000 I might as well not have a microphone.

02:05:13.000 That's for our viewers.

02:05:15.000 Is this the same?

02:05:17.000 Well, that's for our live viewers.

02:05:18.000 It's the same.

02:05:19.000 That matter also.

02:05:22.000 Okay, what's your question?

02:05:25.000 Oh, so, you know, talking about attractive older women, have you guys seen the CEO of Prager?

02:05:25.000 Yeah.

02:05:34.000 Her name is Marissa Street.

02:05:35.000 Have you seen pictures of her?

02:05:36.000 No, but I already have a bonus because I trust your judgment.

02:05:41.000 Yeah.

02:05:41.000 And while you're checking that out, by the way, jazz, every time you listen to a guitar solo, that's jazz.

02:05:47.000 Every time you watch Charlie Brown Christmas, the music in the background is jazz.

02:05:50.000 Yeah, the music in your fellows. 1.00

02:05:52.000 Guitar solos suck. 1.00

02:05:54.000 And the music in Charlie Brown's Christmas sucks. 1.00

02:05:59.000 Charlie Brown's Christmas. 0.99

02:06:01.000 Yeah, next time I have a big project to do in my workshop, I'm going to put on Charlie Brown's Christmas and fucking Ingy Maunstein. 0.99

02:06:10.000 Yeah, but you watch it every year with your kids. 0.98

02:06:10.000 You rules. 0.98

02:06:13.000 Yeah, because I do them a favor. 1.00

02:06:14.000 You think I like that shit? 1.00

02:06:16.000 You think I like watching Toy Story? 1.00

02:06:19.000 I'm not Ryan.

02:06:20.000 So Melissa Prager.

02:06:21.000 What our solos are jazz, dude?

02:06:22.000 Melissa Prager?

02:06:26.000 No, her name is Marissa Street.

02:06:28.000 She's the CEO of Prager University.

02:06:31.000 Gotcha.

02:06:32.000 Got her.

02:06:33.000 Yeah, check her out. 0.97

02:06:35.000 S-T-R-E-I-T. 0.99

02:06:39.000 Wow.

02:06:40.000 She's not old, though. 0.99

02:06:41.000 She's probably fucking 39. 1.00

02:06:46.000 Yeah, I guess I was going to say like mid-40s or something. 0.99

02:06:48.000 Oh, she looks fantastic.

02:06:52.000 I can go way weirder and way older if you can handle this. 1.00

02:06:57.000 You know who's a fucking smoke show? 0.99

02:06:59.000 Let's do it. 1.00

02:06:59.000 Jill Biden. 1.00

02:07:04.000 Jill Biden?

02:07:05.000 Jill Biden.

02:07:06.000 Joe Biden's wife looks fantastic. 0.95

02:07:13.000 I know I'm not making any friends with that.

02:07:15.000 I'm not into the blonde. 1.00

02:07:16.000 Me neither.

02:07:17.000 The problem is the blondes. 1.00

02:07:18.000 Me neither.

02:07:19.000 I'm not a blonde guy either.

02:07:20.000 But I'm not kicking anyone out of bed.

02:07:22.000 I'm not kicking Pamela Anderson out of bed for eating crackers. 0.94

02:07:28.000 All right.

02:07:29.000 Thanks for calling.

02:07:29.000 I think we made our points.

02:07:32.000 You showed us a hot old chick who doesn't seem very old to me. 1.00

02:07:38.000 Tyler Perry.

02:07:43.000 Hello?

02:07:44.000 Hey, man.

02:07:45.000 I'm off in the distance because we still haven't figured out our audio after a year on air. 0.99

02:07:53.000 That last guy was fucking lying. 1.00

02:07:54.000 The audio sucks. 1.00

02:07:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:57.000 That's what I figured. 0.99

02:07:59.000 It's awful.

02:08:01.000 So everyone hearing this live show hears me like on a cloud somewhere.

02:08:08.000 Yeah.

02:08:08.000 I mean, it's been like this forever.

02:08:10.000 I remember the compliance.

02:08:13.000 So it's never really gotten better.

02:08:15.000 The show's history.

02:08:17.000 That's infuriating.

02:08:21.000 Especially because I got here to the studio and Ryan was asleep.

02:08:25.000 And I'm like, can't we be testing stuff?

02:08:28.000 Oh, you can't hear me anyway.

02:08:29.000 Boondocks years ago because they made a show about him being gay or something.

02:08:37.000 Who?

02:08:38.000 What are we talking about?

02:08:39.000 Remember that?

02:08:40.000 No, what are we talking about?

02:08:45.000 I was saying, what are we talking about?

02:08:47.000 Tyler Perry, dude, the...

02:08:52.000 Can you switch it back?

02:08:54.000 Okay, so this is what we're working with.

02:08:56.000 Either echo or that. 0.99

02:08:57.000 Yeah, why are we working with that shitty ultimatum a year and a half into this fucking show? 0.99

02:09:02.000 How about we stop the show? 0.99

02:09:04.000 We'll figure it out because we can't push through.

02:09:08.000 All right, so we'll figure this out after the show?

02:09:10.000 Yeah, but why haven't we figured it out yet?

02:09:13.000 It was figured out for the first time.

02:09:14.000 No, it wasn't. 0.92

02:09:15.000 This guy just said the audio has always sucked.

02:09:18.000 I'm always off at a distance because they're always using that mic.

02:09:22.000 Either that or we get the delay.

02:09:24.000 But those are our options.

02:09:25.000 Okay, so let's just give up.

02:09:27.000 Those are our options, folks.

02:09:28.000 Sorry.

02:09:30.000 There's no such thing as technology.

02:09:33.000 On the other one.

02:09:34.000 No other phones.

02:09:36.000 No other shows have call-ins. 1.00

02:09:41.000 Fucking Jesus. 0.99

02:09:43.000 So, sorry, what's your question again? 1.00

02:09:48.000 Yeah.

02:09:49.000 Well, let me ask you something else.

02:09:51.000 No, ask me about Tyler Perry.

02:09:52.000 What would cause you to quit the show?

02:09:54.000 Like, what events in life would ever cause you to quit doing what you're doing right now? 0.98

02:10:03.000 More shit like this, technology not working, people I work with not working with me, sabotaging the company constantly. 0.98

02:10:13.000 Every time I put out a fire, I turn around and it's back on fire again. 1.00

02:10:16.000 That would piss me off.

02:10:19.000 See, I don't mind if there's problems.

02:10:21.000 This is my beef in all business.

02:10:22.000 If I say, hey guys, we shouldn't light a fire in the kitchen, it's going to set off the fire alarms.

02:10:29.000 And then somebody goes, nah, I think it's me, okay.

02:10:31.000 And then there's a fire and the fire alarm goes off.

02:10:34.000 That pisses me off to no avail.

02:10:37.000 If we didn't think it would be a problem to cook bacon and the smoke alarm goes off, oh well, we learned a lesson. 0.98

02:10:45.000 But it's when I predict problems and they happen anyway that drives me fucking insane.

02:10:50.000 Well, you could hire John from Compound and you could pay him a lot more, and he doesn't know anything about the audio board.

02:10:57.000 Anything.

02:10:58.000 That's Garrett's job.

02:10:59.000 That was Garrett's job.

02:11:01.000 And so I'm learning about this audio board, but I guarantee you I know more about the audio board than he does.

02:11:06.000 And that's what we're dealing with right now.

02:11:07.000 It's a feed issue.

02:11:08.000 It's an in and out issue.

02:11:09.000 It's a sense.

02:11:17.000 Or an audio guy.

02:11:18.000 You can get a guy who knows this board because I had to, you know, anytime there's a power outage or anything like that, I have to go ahead and build this again until I learn how to save it.

02:11:27.000 Then I save it, then I recall the thing.

02:11:28.000 There's a button on this audio board that remembers everything on the audio board.

02:11:32.000 Yeah, that's figured out.

02:11:34.000 That's figured out.

02:11:34.000 So you should be able to just come back in and push that button.

02:11:37.000 It's a little more complicated.

02:11:38.000 I have to go to scenes and recall the scene.

02:11:40.000 But I know what you're talking about.

02:11:42.000 You're talking about when the power isn't going out and it doesn't wipe the whole thing and reset.

02:11:45.000 You're talking about these buttons.

02:11:47.000 Yes.

02:11:48.000 That's not what I'm talking about.

02:11:48.000 Right.

02:11:49.000 That's completely different.

02:11:51.000 All right.

02:11:52.000 So basically.

02:11:54.000 That's neither here nor there.

02:11:56.000 The big picture is I would stop doing this if it wasn't financially viable.

02:12:00.000 And that's not because I'm looking to make money.

02:12:04.000 It's because that would be the market saying time to go. 0.58

02:12:06.000 Like, you know, Cheap Trick, they had a bunch of stadium shows, and then they started playing smaller and smaller venues until they were playing fucking, what was it called?

02:12:18.000 What's that venue in Times Square where you really know it's over?

02:12:22.000 BB Kings in Times Square with like 200 people.

02:12:26.000 And then I think they went, all right, that's enough live shows.

02:12:29.000 So I guess the short answer is I'll quit when no one wants to hear these shows anymore.

02:12:37.000 Apparently they can't hear them now.

02:12:38.000 Man, I feel like your fan base keeps on growing.

02:12:44.000 So keep on doing it and just be safe.

02:12:48.000 Be safe out there, man.

02:12:49.000 Thanks, Squirt.

02:12:51.000 Dad.

02:12:52.000 You know what it is?

02:12:53.000 We've never heard the distortion thing before.

02:12:55.000 We've heard the distance.

02:12:56.000 Correct?

02:12:58.000 Or false?

02:12:59.000 I'm going to say correct.

02:13:00.000 Complaints today are correct.

02:13:00.000 Correct.

02:13:03.000 It's correct.

02:13:04.000 We've never heard the distortion.

02:13:05.000 We've heard the distance before.

02:13:06.000 No one's complaining about distortion.

02:13:08.000 Yeah, they are.

02:13:09.000 No, they're not.

02:13:10.000 It's from that TriCaster. 0.74

02:13:10.000 And you know what it is? 0.74

02:13:12.000 I guarant motherfucking T you. 1.00

02:13:15.000 God damn it, damn it. 1.00

02:13:16.000 I guarantee you. 1.00

02:13:17.000 There's a delay, and I sound far away.

02:13:18.000 No, no, no.

02:13:19.000 Who's coming?

02:13:20.000 Let me break it down.

02:13:21.000 There's two different inputs here.

02:13:22.000 There's this thing, this microphone, where you sound distant.

02:13:25.000 The other one is the input from the mics, and that gives them a delay.

02:13:29.000 This has always been the case.

02:13:30.000 We fix the problem by making it this thing right here.

02:13:33.000 And the problem with this thing right here, the trade-off, is you get distance because it's far away from you.

02:13:37.000 So instead of getting a direct mic feed where they get this echo, because I haven't figured out the mix and sends.

02:13:43.000 So how many callers have been complaining about distortion?

02:13:46.000 I've played with it.

02:13:46.000 Trust me.

02:13:47.000 How many callers have been complaining about distortion?

02:13:47.000 I've played with it.

02:13:49.000 Two.

02:13:50.000 I haven't heard any distortion.

02:13:50.000 The other one's coming.

02:13:52.000 I heard delay and far away and I get an echo.

02:13:56.000 You didn't hear two people say you sound distorted.

02:13:58.000 Take the next call.

02:14:00.000 You heard two people say that.

02:14:01.000 I know you did.

02:14:02.000 You forgot it.

02:14:02.000 No, I didn't.

02:14:04.000 Jinsing.

02:14:06.000 Ma brothers.

02:14:08.000 Let me help you out with this.

02:14:09.000 No, Jimmy.

02:14:09.000 Oh, God.

02:14:10.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:14:11.000 What do we sound like?

02:14:12.000 Thanks for calling, Jim.

02:14:16.000 That's rough.

02:14:17.000 Okay, well, let's try somebody else.

02:14:19.000 That probably ruined his entire week.

02:14:20.000 Good.

02:14:21.000 Okay.

02:14:22.000 Stephan. 1.00

02:14:23.000 How's your fucking catfish, Jim? 1.00

02:14:26.000 Stefan from Cleveland. 1.00

02:14:27.000 What do we sound like?

02:14:29.000 What's up, dude?

02:14:30.000 You sound good.

02:14:32.000 I can hear you here, but okay, I'm just going to weigh in here.

02:14:36.000 Your audio is not coming out of Gavin's mic, correct?

02:14:40.000 Correct.

02:14:41.000 The audio is not being picked up out of there.

02:14:43.000 That pisses me off.

02:14:44.000 So this might be the issue.

02:14:47.000 Like, I'm not an audio engineer.

02:14:49.000 I don't do a podcast or any shit like that, but I knew when you moved your mic across the table, I can see it's not making a sound.

02:14:59.000 Yeah, we got that. 0.59

02:15:00.000 That's clear. 1.00

02:15:02.000 If there was a way for you to get the audio out of your microphone, shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:15:08.000 Thank you for calling. 0.99

02:15:09.000 That was really helpful.

02:15:11.000 That was so helpful.

02:15:12.000 So if you could just make the problems go away that you're having.

02:15:15.000 I'm sitting here screaming that my mic isn't working, hence me going like this.

02:15:19.000 And someone calls in and goes, if you could get your mic to work, that would be a lot better.

02:15:25.000 Right.

02:15:25.000 Thanks, Dishrag.

02:15:26.000 The problem with this fucking show being on so late at night is we get drunks. 0.99

02:15:32.000 We do get some drunks. 1.00

02:15:33.000 Hey, what's going on?

02:15:34.000 This is James Actual Good Would You Rather.

02:15:37.000 How do we sound?

02:15:38.000 What's going on?

02:15:39.000 How you doing?

02:15:40.000 Hey, man.

02:15:43.000 Gavin, you're looking thinner.

02:15:43.000 Hey, man.

02:15:45.000 You've lost some weight recently, yeah?

02:15:47.000 No.

02:15:50.000 Okay, well, then you're just as handsome as ever, I suppose.

02:15:53.000 Handsome?

02:15:54.000 The audio's working for me fine right now.

02:15:57.000 Not going to lie.

02:15:57.000 All right.

02:15:58.000 So I'll just go in with my would you rather.

02:15:58.000 Let's move on.

02:16:04.000 Gavin and Ryan, would you rather have to take a shower every time you shit or wear a pair of over-the-ear headphones everywhere you go during the day? 0.99

02:16:16.000 Easy. 0.99

02:16:17.000 Go ahead.

02:16:18.000 This is good. 0.99

02:16:19.000 Finally, a fucking good one. 0.99

02:16:22.000 Finally. 1.00

02:16:23.000 God damn. 1.00

02:16:27.000 Oh, bro. 1.00

02:16:28.000 My problem is I'm an alcoholic with a Scottish stomach. 1.00

02:16:31.000 So I wake up, my first shit is a chicken stir-fry for someone on a diet. 1.00

02:16:36.000 So it's like four little tiny pieces of chicken. 0.99

02:16:39.000 And then the next one is a blowout of just like it looks like barbershop hair that was thrown in from like two days of cutting hair.

02:16:49.000 And then the next one is just salad.

02:16:51.000 And then the next one is salad.

02:16:53.000 And then it's like 10 a.m.

02:16:55.000 Now, even though if I got up at seven, so three hours later.

02:16:58.000 And then the last one is just like drops of yellow bile.

02:17:02.000 So that's five showers by 10 a.m.

02:17:06.000 Four showers.

02:17:09.000 And that's bad for your skin.

02:17:10.000 Like I'm going to wear off my skin.

02:17:12.000 Probably go bald too. 0.99

02:17:15.000 I fucking hate seeing dudes with headphones. 1.00

02:17:15.000 Headphones. 1.00

02:17:18.000 They're on my ears, right?

02:17:21.000 Yeah.

02:17:23.000 No, these are over the ear headphones.

02:17:25.000 Yeah.

02:17:26.000 Like you were saying, I thought the best.

02:17:28.000 I'm going to be going to my kids' baseball games.

02:17:31.000 I'm going to be talking to other dads there. 1.00

02:17:32.000 They're going to think I'm a fucking imbecile and they'll be right. 1.00

02:17:36.000 So I'm just going to burn my skin off with four showers a day. 1.00

02:17:40.000 Exactly.

02:17:42.000 I'll just avoid soap.

02:17:44.000 Okay. 0.63

02:17:46.000 But that's going to suck.

02:17:48.000 But thank you. 0.51

02:17:48.000 Thank you. 0.51

02:17:51.000 You know, I heard an underdog on Howard Stern, and she was such the classic woman. 1.00

02:17:57.000 She hates Howard Stern.

02:17:59.000 So they were saying, who would you rather have dinner with?

02:18:04.000 A possum with rabies or Howard Stern?

02:18:09.000 And she's like, oh, God.

02:18:11.000 Oh, my.

02:18:12.000 Neither.

02:18:13.000 Neither.

02:18:14.000 Oh, because the possum, I mean, it could bite you and then you'd get rabies. 0.98

02:18:21.000 And I was like, I know she's mentally ill and everything, but isn't that women in a nutshell? 1.00

02:18:25.000 Like, they don't do hypotheticals. 0.78

02:18:28.000 They're always like, I don't like that.

02:18:30.000 No.

02:18:31.000 Oh, God, no.

02:18:34.000 One of them was, would you rather have dinner with Charles Manson or Howard Stern?

02:18:38.000 And she goes, oh, no.

02:18:39.000 I mean, he's been, Charles Manson's been dead for two years.

02:18:46.000 Yeah, it's not happening.

02:18:48.000 We're not setting up this dinner.

02:18:50.000 I'm not finding a possum, going through like 300 till I find one with rabies, getting it in a cage, getting permission from the restaurant to bring it in, trying to set it up at a desk with some guy, I mean, a table, with some guy who has like these giant leather arm gloves and a mask, and then letting you have your order and holding it there.

02:19:12.000 That's not happening, Susan.

02:19:15.000 Oh, neither.

02:19:19.000 Oh, God.

02:19:21.000 Yeah, this is what the guy was talking about.

02:19:23.000 The Boondocks, you know that show, right?

02:19:25.000 Yeah. 0.80

02:19:26.000 So they parroted a gay cross-dressing black film director and writer, and that was Tyler Perry, and he sued him. 0.93

02:19:34.000 Huh. 1.00

02:19:34.000 He sued those motherfuckers. 1.00

02:19:37.000 You know what? 1.00

02:19:37.000 I bet he did that because he knows his audience is black women, and they tend to not like homos. 1.00

02:19:45.000 And he thought, I need to give them something to show in case someone calls me a homo, or I should say discovers I'm a homo. 0.98

02:19:53.000 I knew homos that work with him. 0.97

02:19:55.000 He has a whole island. 1.00

02:19:56.000 It's just a big fuck fest. 1.00

02:19:58.000 He's a raging homosexual. 1.00

02:20:01.000 Allegedly. 1.00

02:20:02.000 Okay, right.

02:20:06.000 But yeah, if you don't sue, it's sort of like when they did that documentary about Sarah Palin and it had all this horrible stuff about her.

02:20:13.000 And I talked to Greg Guttfeld about it and I go, that was pretty bad, right?

02:20:17.000 And he goes, well, why didn't she sue them?

02:20:17.000 Do you think it's true?

02:20:21.000 Like, I'm suing the SPLC because they're wrong.

02:20:25.000 Wait, that contradicts what I just said.

02:20:28.000 I got to work on my analogies.

02:20:30.000 Hello?

02:20:30.000 Hello.

02:20:33.000 Hey, I was browsing Reddit today, and I saw Netflix's news series.

02:20:39.000 I sent an email to the mailbag, and it's about twerking tweens.

02:20:45.000 That's the subject line.

02:20:47.000 Netflix news series about twerking tweens.

02:20:51.000 I wanted you to look at it and see what you thought.

02:20:54.000 So the age of consent generally in America is 17. 1.00

02:20:57.000 Twerking means, look at my ass, fuck me from behind. 1.00

02:21:02.000 I want to fuck you. 1.00

02:21:04.000 That's what it means. 1.00

02:21:06.000 So if you have humans under 17 and they're doing that dance, it's illegal. 0.98

02:21:16.000 It's saying, oh my God.

02:21:21.000 What is this show?

02:21:22.000 Cuties?

02:21:23.000 Cuties.

02:21:26.000 11-year-old Amy starts to rebel against her conservative family's traditions when she becomes fascinated with her family. 1.00

02:21:31.000 Her parents are conservative because they don't want her to fuck dudes. 0.99

02:21:34.000 Aren't you conservative? 1.00

02:21:36.000 Fascinated with a free-spirited dance crew. 1.00

02:21:41.000 My parents are fucking conservative. 1.00

02:21:42.000 They don't want me doing fuck me from behind dances. 1.00

02:21:47.000 Wow. 1.00

02:21:48.000 You know what's funny about this?

02:21:49.000 Multiculturalism is about showing other cultures. 1.00

02:21:52.000 Other cultures are fucking gross. 1.00

02:21:54.000 The age of consent in Mexico is 12. 1.00

02:21:57.000 So we're pulling in.

02:21:58.000 You know what?

02:21:59.000 While we're doing multiculturalism, recently Africans, many countries in Southern Africa, were under the belief that bald people have gold in their head.

02:22:11.000 So bald people are getting macheted in the head and their brains are being rifled through for gold.

02:22:17.000 Have we proven that?

02:22:18.000 Do we do a Netflix on that?

02:22:19.000 They don't. 1.00

02:22:20.000 How about in South Africa where you have to fuck a virgin to cure yourself from AIDS and the only positive, definite virgins are babies. 1.00

02:22:30.000 So they're fucking babies. 1.00

02:22:32.000 That's a Netflix show. 1.00

02:22:34.000 What about some stoning women to death because they were raped and only sluts get raped? 1.00

02:22:41.000 That's a Netflix show. 0.99

02:22:43.000 What about in Hispanic culture, in Central America, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, where handicapped kids are a sign that God thinks you suck, so they hide those children in the basement and rarely take them on walks or rarely show them to anyone? 0.99

02:23:00.000 Let's bring that in. 1.00

02:23:02.000 What about in Mexican culture where if you're horny and you want to fuck your wife and she doesn't want to, you just fuck her. 1.00

02:23:07.000 It's like there's no, the concept of not tonight do I have a headache doesn't exist in Mexico. 1.00

02:23:14.000 Let's pull that in.

02:23:15.000 Let's put that in.

02:23:17.000 Shall I go on? 1.00

02:23:18.000 How about fucking China having death camps for Muslims? 1.00

02:23:24.000 Which, I don't know. 1.00

02:23:25.000 Seems like they're taking care of business over there.

02:23:28.000 But what about that, Netflix?

02:23:29.000 Why don't you do a thing on the Uyghurs? 1.00

02:23:31.000 Or what about women in Yemen being raped so savagely for so long, they bleed to death? 0.69

02:23:38.000 That's another culture. 0.75

02:23:39.000 Let's pull that in.

02:23:40.000 You want to talk multiculturalism? 1.00

02:23:42.000 Let's bring it all in, motherfuckers. 1.00

02:23:45.000 Let's show all non-Western cultures for what they really are. 1.00

02:23:49.000 Barbaric behind us by at least half a century. 0.96

02:23:54.000 China is soulless. 1.00

02:23:58.000 They do not see human beings as having any value.

02:24:02.000 I blame Mao for that, but maybe it's the chicken or the egg. 1.00

02:24:06.000 Russia, disgusting shithole. 1.00

02:24:09.000 Human beings have no value there too. 1.00

02:24:11.000 Death is nothing to Russians. 1.00

02:24:14.000 Fuck Russia. 1.00

02:24:17.000 India, shit everywhere. 1.00

02:24:19.000 Pakistan, murder. 1.00

02:24:22.000 There's genocide in South Africa right now, killing white people because of their race. 0.99

02:24:30.000 Christians being slaughtered all over the Middle East, northern Iraq, churches being burned to the ground. 0.99

02:24:36.000 How many Christians a day die? 0.95

02:24:39.000 250 Christians are killed every day. 0.98

02:24:42.000 Yeah.

02:24:43.000 Let's bring that multi.

02:24:45.000 Let me just say that one more time.

02:24:47.000 250 Christians die every day.

02:24:51.000 And they're not in Cambodia.

02:24:55.000 This is almost exclusively North Africa, the Middle East.

02:25:00.000 A small area.

02:25:05.000 But twerking is cool. 1.00

02:25:07.000 And you're conservative if you don't want your fucking 12-year-old shaking her ass. 1.00

02:25:12.000 So they sent the GIF? 1.00

02:25:14.000 No, I found this on the bottom right.

02:25:17.000 They have the two towers being represented there.

02:25:19.000 And I guess, like, that kind of flashing look there, it kind of looks like explosions.

02:25:27.000 I get we've seen that.

02:25:28.000 It's so weak.

02:25:29.000 It's not the strongest.

02:25:30.000 That's so weak. 1.00

02:25:32.000 I bet CNN Live does that for all their shit. 1.00

02:25:35.000 They're exemplifying their logo. 0.99

02:25:38.000 The thing is, it doesn't happen before a certain point.

02:25:41.000 kind of probably worked it up in the back and then Sorry, dude.

02:25:50.000 I love conspiracy theories as much as an ex-guy, but that reeks.

02:25:55.000 Yeah, I wanted to believe that in a weird way.

02:26:01.000 There's his island.

02:26:02.000 Gayman Island.

02:26:03.000 Gay Island. 0.94

02:26:04.000 The Gayman Islands.

02:26:05.000 I don't know.

02:26:07.000 There's a guy, Taylor Mead.

02:26:08.000 He was popular in Andy Warhol days, and he used to hang out at Max Fish a lot, which was my bar.

02:26:13.000 That's where I met my wife. 0.93

02:26:15.000 And he was an old queer. 1.00

02:26:17.000 And one time I said to him, Taylor, I don't have a problem with gays, whatever. 0.99

02:26:21.000 Maybe I didn't even say that part, but I go, the thing I don't get about you guys is you want big dicks. 1.00

02:26:27.000 Now, I get that with women because vaginas stretch, a baby can come out of them. 1.00

02:26:31.000 But my anus, like if I were to put this in there, I'd go, oh, Jesus Lord, or you have a huge shit and you go, ah, that's not comfortable. 1.00

02:26:40.000 If I was gay, I would want my boyfriend to have like this as a penis. 1.00

02:26:45.000 I'd want a basic, my boyfriend would be an Asian baby. 1.00

02:26:49.000 But why would you want like a hulking black schlong up your ass? 1.00

02:26:52.000 It's going to kill you. 1.00

02:26:54.000 It's going to rip your whole rectum to shreds. 1.00

02:26:56.000 And there is a problem. 1.00

02:26:57.000 No one talks about this with geriatric gays and anal, what's the word? 1.00

02:27:03.000 They're anal muscles falling apart. 1.00

02:27:05.000 And it's in my book, Death of Cool, where my gay neighbor, his ass falls apart. 1.00

02:27:10.000 Gaber. 1.00

02:27:12.000 You can't do that to an anus that much. 0.99

02:27:14.000 It's going to rip to shreds. 1.00

02:27:15.000 Not even rip to shreds, just die. 1.00

02:27:18.000 This was my gay neighbors in Montreal. 1.00

02:27:21.000 Hello. 1.00

02:27:24.000 I'm Gavin's neighbor's asshole. 1.00

02:27:26.000 What's going on? 1.00

02:27:28.000 Want to hear me fart?

02:27:29.000 Okay.

02:27:33.000 That's what happens to them.

02:27:34.000 It becomes distended.

02:27:37.000 So, and then you know what happened to him?

02:27:40.000 You can look him up at any moment, Taylor Mead, of the Mead Fortune, Mead Paper.

02:27:46.000 He was a hoarder.

02:27:48.000 His car had so much paper in it that the axles would grind.

02:27:52.000 There he is.

02:27:53.000 The axles would grind as he drove.

02:27:55.000 So he'd be driving down the East Village and you'd hear because his car had 700 tons of newspaper in it.

02:28:03.000 And his apartment was floor-to-ceiling newspaper.

02:28:06.000 Oh, yeah, I remember you talking about this.

02:28:08.000 His parents made creative paper, which I guess is a coincidence.

02:28:11.000 I'm not sure.

02:28:12.000 Anyway, he snaps.

02:28:13.000 He was always a very quiet guy. 1.00

02:28:15.000 He fucking snaps and he goes, I hate lazy thinking. 1.00

02:28:22.000 I hate lazy thinking. 1.00

02:28:24.000 He keeps repeating that and screaming it.

02:28:25.000 And he comes to strangle me.

02:28:27.000 Bouncers drag him out there.

02:28:28.000 And I went, still don't have an answer to the question. 0.99

02:28:32.000 It's like my buddy Eric deGrasse at the Earl of March High School in Canada, Ontario, when he said to the teacher, why is shit brown? 0.98

02:28:40.000 And he got kicked out of the class. 0.98

02:28:42.000 And this was like 1984. 0.99

02:28:45.000 And I text him sometimes and I'm like, still don't know why shit's brown. 0.99

02:28:48.000 I have theories. 0.99

02:28:50.000 When you mix every color in the rainbow, you usually get brown.

02:28:53.000 Is that why?

02:28:54.000 I don't know.

02:28:54.000 You got kicked out of class.

02:28:57.000 There's my high school.

02:29:03.000 So we're at 2 hours and 33.

02:29:06.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

02:29:07.000 We've got Jay in line.

02:29:09.000 Jay, it's a tutor, bro.

02:29:12.000 What's up, Jay?

02:29:13.000 Hello.

02:29:14.000 Hey, man.

02:29:15.000 Can you hear me?

02:29:16.000 Yes.

02:29:17.000 You can't hear me.

02:29:19.000 Awesome.

02:29:20.000 I can hear you now.

02:29:21.000 There's a little bit of an echo.

02:29:22.000 What's up, Gavin and Emperor of the Fag Zone? 1.00

02:29:25.000 Faggy. 1.00

02:29:25.000 How you doing? 1.00

02:29:26.000 Wait, do you see what happens after the cameras go off today?

02:29:29.000 It's hump day. 0.54

02:29:30.000 It's going to get crazy in here.

02:29:34.000 That would make a hell of an exclusive, that's for sure.

02:29:37.000 The word you were looking for earlier was prolapse.

02:29:40.000 Anal prolapse, I believe. 0.94

02:29:43.000 Yeah, I'm very familiar with anal prolapse. 1.00

02:29:44.000 That comes from porn stars, get that, but that's from like a session of extensive ass fucking. 1.00

02:29:52.000 Fair. 1.00

02:29:53.000 I'd feel the mayor of the fagzone might want to weigh in on that one, but I don't know. 0.99

02:29:57.000 You want to talk about wolf?

02:29:59.000 I'm wolf.

02:30:00.000 Why are you telling a 50-year-old man about an old porn hazard?

02:30:05.000 Like, I haven't heard of it.

02:30:08.000 It seemed like you were searching for the word earlier.

02:30:10.000 I was just trying to help.

02:30:12.000 No, no, I didn't mean that.

02:30:14.000 I meant like distended, I think.

02:30:18.000 Okay, gotcha.

02:30:19.000 Either way.

02:30:20.000 My question is about hair loss.

02:30:24.000 I'm 32, around 25.

02:30:26.000 I started to lose my hair. 0.96

02:30:28.000 That sucks, dude. 0.95

02:30:30.000 After seven years of self-deception, it's pretty bad. 0.99

02:30:36.000 Pretty bad.

02:30:36.000 Started in the back and got worse.

02:30:39.000 And just wanted to kind of get your tips on it.

02:30:41.000 Should I just go for the full Joe Rogan and just bick it?

02:30:44.000 Something about that feels like giving up to me.

02:30:48.000 But I'm open to suggestion.

02:30:50.000 Right now, it's just kind of high and tight, sort of like yours, but shorter on top.

02:30:55.000 Do you have any prospects you could put a ring on?

02:30:59.000 Not at the moment.

02:31:01.000 Prospects, but not one that I want to put a ring on, that's for sure.

02:31:04.000 All right, here's my solution, dude.

02:31:07.000 Start moving, getting serious, getting out there.

02:31:09.000 Don't beat off. 0.92

02:31:10.000 Don't watch porn. 0.99

02:31:11.000 Get a girlfriend. 1.00

02:31:12.000 Get a ring on it soon.

02:31:13.000 Women are not attracted to bald men.

02:31:15.000 When you shave your head like Joe Rogan, they still see the stubble.

02:31:20.000 I mean, men are getting tattoos of stubble now to pretend that they didn't just shave their head.

02:31:28.000 So you have a problem.

02:31:29.000 I wish I didn't know that.

02:31:31.000 But your options are start rushing.

02:31:36.000 It's deadline, right?

02:31:37.000 Hurry, hurry. 0.97

02:31:39.000 Get a ring on it. 0.95

02:31:40.000 If you end up with like a gross bald like Kim Mitchell, you might want to look up Kim Mitchell. 1.00

02:31:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:31:48.000 What a weirdo. 1.00

02:31:50.000 What a weird thing.

02:31:51.000 That can't be real.

02:31:55.000 Well, that's him now.

02:31:56.000 Maybe go 80s.

02:32:00.000 If you have no prospects and you're getting to Kim Mitchell stages, Kim Mitchell in the 80s, I would consider hair plugs.

02:32:12.000 I can't believe I'm saying that.

02:32:13.000 That goes against everything I believe.

02:32:15.000 But I have a gay friend who has plugs, and they're so good, British guy, that his barber cannot tell. 0.95

02:32:26.000 And that just buys you another 10 years of looking for chicks to marry. 1.00

02:32:32.000 Where do you live?

02:32:33.000 Okay.

02:32:34.000 All right.

02:32:36.000 I live in the Boston area.

02:32:40.000 Yeah, I don't know if it's the booze talking.

02:32:42.000 I can't believe I just said that.

02:32:44.000 But, you know, if you have no prospects and you're gross bald, you can drastically change your odds by getting plugs.

02:32:54.000 Just going to send it!

02:32:58.000 I'm shocked I just said that.

02:33:00.000 I have to look into it.

02:33:01.000 I mean, I'm not bad outside of the hair thing, but it's certainly, you know, I'm talking to girls, it just kind of feels like I'm wearing like a giant pink t-shirt or something.

02:33:11.000 It's just blaring out there.

02:33:12.000 It's always on my mind.

02:33:14.000 Well, you know, I didn't take it that seriously until recently.

02:33:17.000 I was talking to a guy who got divorced at my age at 50.

02:33:20.000 And he's like, dude, there's two worlds in dating at our age.

02:33:24.000 There's hair and no hair.

02:33:27.000 And when you're bald, you're in a different universe.

02:33:30.000 Like you're below.

02:33:32.000 Some five.

02:33:33.000 He's like, I have a thick head of hair, and I have like two points higher than any of my bald friends.

02:33:41.000 Yeah, that's the problem.

02:33:44.000 I've seen a definite reduction in the last three, four years, especially in terms of the kind of girls that will show interest right off the bat. 0.95

02:33:52.000 Or especially once they see it.

02:33:53.000 Luckily, I'm tall enough that a lot of girls don't notice it right away. 0.76

02:33:56.000 And how old are you?

02:33:57.000 Yeah, it's getting bad.

02:33:59.000 32. 1.00

02:34:00.000 Well, you should have been fucking working on pussy, working on a ring a little earlier anyway, dude. 1.00

02:34:08.000 I agree. 1.00

02:34:09.000 All right, so let's get cooking. 0.97

02:34:10.000 And there's your ultimatum.

02:34:11.000 Thanks for calling.

02:34:16.000 You know, with these shows, we don't need to say goodbye.

02:34:20.000 I noticed on Tucker, this drives me nuts.

02:34:21.000 I actually emailed his producer.

02:34:23.000 I hate how...

02:34:27.000 You just recently quit the Get Off My Lawn after endless abuse. 0.88

02:34:31.000 You're filing a lawsuit against Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice and the far-right white nationalist group, the Proud Boys.

02:34:39.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

02:34:41.000 And then the guy goes, thanks, Tucker.

02:34:43.000 Thanks for having me.

02:34:44.000 As Tucker's starting his question.

02:34:46.000 So it's like, so you, and as he's going, because there's a bit of a delay after the intro, 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000.

02:34:53.000 Thanks, Tucker.

02:34:53.000 Thanks for having me.

02:34:54.000 And then, so you, well, we're glad you're here.

02:34:58.000 Anyway, like, just go, that's the guy.

02:35:02.000 And then, so you're expecting $4 million from this lawsuit.

02:35:07.000 And then blah, blah, blah.

02:35:08.000 It's a given that it's thanks for having me.

02:35:10.000 Yeah.

02:35:11.000 Like, what's he?

02:35:11.000 Yo, I'm actually pissed I'm here.

02:35:13.000 And then when you say goodbye, it's not a phone call.

02:35:16.000 Don't say goodbye.

02:35:17.000 Just say to him, like, well, that's the era we live in.

02:35:20.000 And that's the age of Trump.

02:35:22.000 Cut.

02:35:23.000 Right.

02:35:23.000 End of call.

02:35:24.000 He doesn't get to say goodbye. 0.96

02:35:25.000 And then just, coming up next, we have a man with six balls. 1.00

02:35:30.000 He has six tuplets when it comes to testicles. 1.00

02:35:34.000 S testicles. 1.00

02:35:36.000 Six texticplets. 0.99

02:35:38.000 Okay, there's no word for it.

02:35:39.000 Anyway, commercial, please.

02:35:42.000 Next call.

02:35:43.000 Oh, you still want to do calls?

02:35:44.000 Yeah.

02:35:45.000 How many do we have?

02:35:46.000 We're running out of card space here.

02:35:48.000 We got two minutes on the card.

02:35:50.000 Oh, let's do one last call.

02:35:52.000 All right.

02:35:53.000 Dave Botchler Potty.

02:35:58.000 Dave.

02:35:58.000 Hey, what's up?

02:36:00.000 Hey.

02:36:03.000 Hey, Ryguy, you use a QU16 Allen Heat console, right?

02:36:06.000 That's correct.

02:36:09.000 There's a firmware update from last year that does a ducking feature.

02:36:15.000 Look into that, because the ducking feature allows you to, when Gavin's talking to his microphone, it'll turn, the other microphone will sense that it's a distant sound, and it'll shut your mic off and get rid of that echo cancellation for you.

02:36:28.000 Do you want to write that down?

02:36:29.000 Auto ducking?

02:36:30.000 Look at the ducking feature.

02:36:32.000 Yep.

02:36:32.000 Look into the ducking feature.

02:36:34.000 I have the same console.

02:36:35.000 And okay, so here's my question. 0.99

02:36:38.000 You guys want to come to my bastard party, man? 1.00

02:36:40.000 Come hang out with some Midwest boys who could like drink a thousand beers, freaking catfish. 1.00

02:36:46.000 I'm 50. 0.99

02:36:46.000 I'm married. 0.99

02:36:47.000 I got three kids. 0.99

02:36:48.000 Why the fuck would I want to travel across the country to go drink with strangers? 0.99

02:36:54.000 I barely want to do that with my friends. 0.98

02:36:57.000 How old are you ends?

02:36:59.000 How old are y'all bleeps? 0.82

02:37:01.000 39, man.

02:37:02.000 I'm 39.

02:37:03.000 Yeah, no.

02:37:04.000 Maybe.

02:37:05.000 I find that, I get that question a lot, and I'm like, no.

02:37:07.000 Like, when I listen to Rolling Stones, not that I'm in their caliber, but I go, I'd like to have a beer with Keith Richards, but it's not like if I contact him, he's going, yeah, man, where are you at?

02:37:18.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

02:37:20.000 I'm just fucking kidding around, you guys. 0.99

02:37:22.000 Email me for your ridiculous concept. 0.99

02:37:26.000 Don't you think that's the thing I should do? 0.96

02:37:27.000 Because if you were my age and you weren't married or tied down, you say yes to everything and you want to travel.

02:37:33.000 You've never been to the Midwest.

02:37:34.000 Oh, it sounds cool.

02:37:35.000 You'd try it, right?

02:37:36.000 You would do it.

02:37:37.000 Tell you what, if you fix the audio of this show, I'll pay for it.

02:37:43.000 In other words, I won't pay for it.

02:37:45.000 Yeah, I didn't get it.

02:37:46.000 I started to get excited and then I stopped and then realized.

02:37:49.000 fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:38:07.000 My heart's a secret reading, move hard and metadata.

02:38:10.000 With a separate nervous system, that vibrates back to tenants.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 20, 2020

GOML LIVE #61 - MOVIE NIGHT

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