Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #62 - LIVE FROM THE F-Z

00:00:19.000 I'm gonna let everybody know that we're here.

00:00:21.000 I also have to get some ads.

00:00:23.000 So this is my second faggious shirt, the first faggious shirt I was wearing in Florida. 1.00

00:00:30.000 That was my super low cut, so it could show off the tab.

00:00:37.000 I love New York City Diesel shirt.

00:00:39.000 That is a weed shirt.

00:00:41.000 And I don't love New York City Diesel.

00:00:43.000 I don't smoke weed.

00:00:46.000 I used to a lot.

00:00:47.000 But when I was in a band, we played Bamboozled alongside with Incubus, My Chemical Romance, not the Used.

00:01:00.000 All-American Rejects, The Foo Fighters, Bon Jovi, just a bunch.

00:01:10.000 Crazy.

00:01:10.000 Look it up.

00:01:11.000 I think it was 2009, maybe?

00:01:17.000 Or 2011?

00:01:19.000 I don't know.

00:01:19.000 Bamboozle.

00:01:20.000 Check it out.

00:01:22.000 Andrew Dice Clay also played there too.

00:01:24.000 So there was this t-shirt company and we said, we like your t-shirts.

00:01:29.000 And we're all broke.

00:01:30.000 So we're like, oh, yeah, we can't afford them.

00:01:32.000 They're like, are you guys playing?

00:01:33.000 Are you in a band?

00:01:33.000 It's like, yeah, we're in a band.

00:01:35.000 So they said, we'll just give these to you.

00:01:37.000 Just wear them on stage.

00:01:38.000 So that was the New York City Diesel shirt.

00:01:40.000 But this is my cat shirt.

00:01:41.000 Also very faggy, appropriate for where we are right now. 1.00

00:01:44.000 This is live from the fag zone. 0.99

00:01:46.000 Okay.

00:01:47.000 This is a last-minute thing.

00:01:49.000 And, you know, I hope you guys checked out the, what's it called?

00:01:55.000 The today's episode.

00:01:56.000 It was a three-hour watch party.

00:02:01.000 First time watching Animal House.

00:02:04.000 Apparently it's a good movie.

00:02:05.000 It's very funny.

00:02:07.000 So we provided, me and Gavin, Gavin and I, provided commentary on the whole thing.

00:02:12.000 Wounded up being about three hours.

00:02:14.000 A lot of fun stories in there, a lot of information.

00:02:17.000 I mean, Gavin had been looking up facts about the movie and stuff like that all day.

00:02:23.000 So he just had tons of facts, plus all the ones he already knew.

00:02:27.000 And I hope you guys check that out.

00:02:30.000 But this is, like I said, it's super last minute.

00:02:42.000 And Gavin, unfortunately, cannot go live, but I'm going to try to pick this up here.

00:02:46.000 So I got some reads.

00:02:49.000 Let's start this off here with a read.

00:02:52.000 I guess I'm going to be putting some graphics of our sponsors up afterwards.

00:03:00.000 So I got a little bit of editing to do.

00:03:02.000 I hope you guys checked out and enjoyed the Trump Flotilla Boat Parade thing.

00:03:07.000 So that was Monday's episode where I was sent down to a record-breaking Trump boat parade.

00:03:15.000 And I made a little video.

00:03:16.000 Gavin thought it was pretty good.

00:03:17.000 The outro wasn't very strong.

00:03:19.000 In the third act, I kind of bored everybody to death by being on a roof and talking like I do.

00:03:25.000 Which is retarded. 1.00

00:03:26.000 And then the second day, in that same Florida trip, we went to go check out Laura Loomer's election party.

00:03:35.000 And, you know, for me, from what I had heard from CBS, which released what they said was the final results, they lied.

00:03:45.000 Real big deal.

00:03:46.000 They said that the results were in and then she had lost, which couldn't be farther from the truth.

00:03:51.000 She won.

00:03:52.000 So she's going to be the Republican that goes against this lady there who's been, she's a Democrat, has been a congresswoman there for years and years and years and years.

00:04:04.000 So that was exciting.

00:04:05.000 So it turned from a kind of daunting, oh, CBS said she lost, so there's going to be kind of a bummer party, to a total victory lap party.

00:04:13.000 Roger Stone did, like, it was, when I saw him doing his speech, I was like, wow, this is a part of history.

00:04:17.000 I don't belong here.

00:04:18.000 This is really important and cool.

00:04:22.000 So that was basically the footage that came from the Florida trip.

00:04:26.000 Boat parade, Loomer, and then today's episode, you get the Animal House.

00:04:30.000 I'm going to try to see if we could take some calls also.

00:04:33.000 I'm not under the impression that anybody would like to speak to me, but maybe they'd like to tell me new reasons on why I am shitty.

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00:06:28.000 I ate a cracker, Joe, when he was on Joe Rogan, I ate one cracker and I fell asleep for like two weeks.

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00:06:50.000 So I was just on a stream with Ann Coulter's niece, Kim Coulter, and they were doing a 12-hour stream.

00:07:00.000 When I was up there, Biggs was on.

00:07:03.000 Enrique was on.

00:07:04.000 I just saw them in Florida.

00:07:05.000 I've known those guys for a while now, and they're super fun to hang out with and party.

00:07:10.000 So it was cool to see them again on that thing.

00:07:13.000 And I mean, there's, you know, Proud Boy on there, Mike, Jason with Titans of Liberty.

00:07:20.000 Him and his partner were on there.

00:07:21.000 And these are just really good, smart people.

00:07:25.000 And a couple of different takes on the Kenosha shooting and all that stuff that was going on.

00:07:31.000 One of them from Biggs was really interesting.

00:07:34.000 And it's not even his opinion.

00:07:36.000 It's the fact that, sure, he was defending himself.

00:07:39.000 He was doing a righteous thing by going down there trying to protect local businesses.

00:07:43.000 But the fact is, he drove in out of state, about 20 miles away.

00:07:50.000 And legally, he's not allowed to own a gun.

00:07:54.000 He's 18, or he was 17 years old, and he wasn't of age to own a gun in either state, so he already broke two laws there.

00:08:02.000 This is what Biggs is saying.

00:08:04.000 And of course, opinions aside, saying that what he did was heroic, he was in a self-defense situation, clear-cut and dry.

00:08:13.000 Despite all that stuff, those two rules were broken.

00:08:17.000 And are we a nation?

00:08:18.000 This is what Biggs said.

00:08:19.000 Are we a nation of laws or are we not?

00:08:22.000 And so, in the eyes of the law, what he did was illegal.

00:08:29.000 So he's being charged with murder.

00:08:32.000 Homicide.

00:08:33.000 Terrible.

00:08:34.000 And the one guy had his arm fucking blown off and it looked like a shark bite.

00:08:40.000 That picture, once you see it, once you see a picture like that, it's hard to unsee it.

00:08:44.000 I might as well just look at it right now.

00:08:45.000 I never want to see that image again, but it's so burned in my mind, I might as well look at a picture of it.

00:08:50.000 Because it's right here.

00:08:50.000 I could see it.

00:08:51.000 It was terrible.

00:08:52.000 I hate shit like that.

00:08:54.000 And one of the guys that got shot in the head, there's a video of him practicing his abonics.

00:09:02.000 He's a bald, white kid with like a little white plug in his ear.

00:09:06.000 And he was talking to these militia guys earlier.

00:09:09.000 They have him on video saying, oh, you could shoot me, nigga.

00:09:13.000 You could shoot me.

00:09:14.000 Doing like a head thing, too.

00:09:16.000 Really cringy.

00:09:19.000 But if he's with BLM, he's got the NPAS and he could pretend to be a different culture and race and use their terminology.

00:09:30.000 Like the N-word.

00:09:32.000 You know, that's not something people I know just go about saying.

00:09:35.000 What are you doing?

00:09:37.000 He's supposed to be an ally.

00:09:38.000 And it's a weird relationship that I think everybody has with the N-word.

00:09:43.000 It's like black people could say it, other people can't. 1.00

00:09:45.000 I got it.

00:09:46.000 But isn't it weird that it's like they have, you know, African Americans, black people have the N-word. 0.94

00:09:54.000 But when they say it, it has no effect, not a lot of gravity, nothing really happens.

00:09:59.000 They could just say it all day.

00:10:00.000 They could say it.

00:10:01.000 There's plenty of songs you could listen to where it's just about 10 times in a row.

00:10:07.000 Say that word. 0.63

00:10:08.000 It's got no weight.

00:10:10.000 But if anybody else says it, it's like a nuclear bomb.

00:10:13.000 So it's like when other people say it, it's a nuclear bomb.

00:10:18.000 And when they say it, it's like a Nerf gun.

00:10:20.000 So who really has the power of the N-word?

00:10:25.000 Just a thought.

00:10:27.000 Interesting.

00:10:31.000 So like Biggs was saying, what he did was illegal, just off the boot.

00:10:37.000 And Kim Coulter said, she's not a lawyer, but I think, wasn't Ann Coulter a lawyer?

00:10:44.000 Am I retarded?

00:10:45.000 But she said her whole family is, you know, a bunch of lawyers in her family.

00:10:50.000 And she's hoping that a precedent will be set because the laws seem a little unconstitutional, that he's not allowed to have a gun.

00:10:58.000 So the best case scenario with that legally is that a precedent is set, you know, and saying that what he, you know, changed some laws.

00:11:08.000 Okay, that could be a good precedent.

00:11:11.000 Another precedent is in the streets, socially, it kind of gets around that I'm a 17-year-old girl with like a buzz cut and it's long on the top and that's green and I have a piercing here that connects to this and I'm a feminist. 0.60

00:11:28.000 Okay, I'm a vegan as of last week and I listen to let me make up a band name.

00:11:38.000 Joe Blow and the Warriors of Melinx.

00:11:43.000 That sounds like something she would listen to.

00:11:46.000 Alright, I lost everybody on that.

00:11:49.000 So these 17-year-old LARPE girls that go out there, maybe they'll realize that this is dangerous. 1.00

00:11:55.000 And that'll wipe out about 20% of the BLM people out there. 0.97

00:12:01.000 I mean, it's hard to look into a crowd of BLM protesters and not see just like some thin, emaciated twig girl. 1.00

00:12:09.000 I like words.

00:12:11.000 I like chanting.

00:12:13.000 So maybe that will set a precedent for, hey, there's guns and shit.

00:12:18.000 You sure you want to go to this thing?

00:12:20.000 It looked pretty fun when you were just smashing up cars and burning stuff.

00:12:23.000 That looks great.

00:12:24.000 But if arrests aren't being made and making people rethink going to these things, then maybe the bullets flying will make them say, I don't want to go to that because I don't want to go to these things.

00:12:36.000 There was another discussion that we had on that stream there that, you know, we're forced to kind of react to a lot of illogical stuff, stuff that doesn't make sense.

00:12:50.000 So we're applying logic and a lot of times empathy too.

00:12:53.000 You're putting yourself in their shoes.

00:12:54.000 Oh, I could see how they're mad, sure.

00:12:56.000 Or if I was lied to, you know, by the media For this long, and I was told everybody hates me.

00:13:03.000 I'm just a descendant of a slave.

00:13:05.000 No matter the leaps and bounds in sports and music and culture and movies and television, and no matter how far that my people have progressed in all these things, I'm still hated, and the system is like it's like this invisible everybody hates me thing.

00:13:23.000 Would I be angry, probably, if I was just uninformed and told that all the time?

00:13:27.000 So we apply empathy there.

00:13:29.000 We apply logic when it's like, well, why are you burning down a black-owned business if your whole thing is Black Lives Matter? 0.94

00:13:36.000 But we're reacting to illogical stuff.

00:13:38.000 So it doesn't really make sense.

00:13:39.000 So we're applying a lot of adult-ish.

00:13:42.000 I'm nobody to talk.

00:13:44.000 I'm nobody to talk about having an adult point of view or logic, but the Gavin conservatives, people that react to the mobs and all the retarded stuff that's going on, you know, spending a lot of energy on fundamentally illogical things and that kind of stinks. 1.00

00:14:05.000 And it's almost like it forces you to be engaged because they're burning down buildings and they're in your city.

00:14:12.000 And if they're not, they might soon be.

00:14:16.000 And it's kind of forcing you to engage.

00:14:20.000 And if you're not at least aware of it, then maybe even just you're running things in your mind.

00:14:27.000 Okay, what if somebody comes down the street and they set fire to this thing?

00:14:31.000 What am I going to do here?

00:14:33.000 It's not stuff we want to think about, but it's stuff that we kind of have to think about because they're knock, knocking, knocking on your door, so to speak.

00:14:41.000 And that's unfortunate.

00:14:43.000 And we also talked about faith a little bit, where, you know, it seems like the protesters, the mobs, the media, they have no morality.

00:14:54.000 So they can make Nick Sandman look like an asshole even though he was doing nothing wrong.

00:15:00.000 They can villainize good people.

00:15:02.000 They have no...

00:15:12.000 And morality kind of gives you a little, like a barrier of shit that I would never do.

00:15:18.000 I would never do that because it's crooked and wrong.

00:15:21.000 But it seems like they don't really have that.

00:15:24.000 You know, a BLM protest mob might, they're asking for empathy.

00:15:30.000 They're asking for people to recognize their humanity while also burning down a 40-year-owned business.

00:15:40.000 A business that's been around for 40 years selling furniture.

00:15:42.000 They just burn that down.

00:15:43.000 And because it's a white couple, no empathy. 0.97

00:15:47.000 So that's kind of sad and tragic.

00:15:50.000 But when things get so complex and you're like, wow, the media isn't damning these actions.

00:16:00.000 And even Trump isn't just sending, in fear maybe of looking like a fascist or something, like what he's been called this whole time, not sending in, you know, support to end these riots when the governors and mayors are saying, no, no, we're good, we got it.

00:16:19.000 So when all this stuff stops making sense and you know you're only one person, you have things that you're trying to protect, like your family and your business, your job, your lifestyle, maybe you just need to have faith and pray because it always seems to work out in the end.

00:16:38.000 And that's all you could really do.

00:16:41.000 Because it really is frustrating.

00:16:42.000 I try to, like I said on the other show, I was made fun of thoroughly for not, you know, looking at political news and trying to stay away from that on my off time because my job is one that I will hear these things and I'll hear them from, in my point of view, it's the best perspective I can get it from.

00:17:08.000 I mean, there's going to be some humor in there.

00:17:11.000 There's going to be a wealth of this reminds me of this and this reminds me of that.

00:17:18.000 That guy is the person who did that.

00:17:21.000 You know, that's kind of better than just seeing some tweet about some event that happened.

00:17:27.000 But unfortunately this week, we haven't gotten such fresh takes because we've had to do the boat episode.

00:17:35.000 We've had to do the Lumer episode.

00:17:38.000 So I'm guessing this Monday or Tuesday when we're back, when Gavin's back live doing shows, that there'll be a lot to cover.

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00:18:03.000 Darkened and separated some of the feathers in the bottom there.

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00:18:13.000 Never had color tattoos or white ink before, so that was very exciting.

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00:20:21.000 Okay, I've done my job there so far.

00:20:23.000 We're 20 minutes in, so I think if we are to air this for free, which I don't recommend, we have 10 more mins to go for the free side of stuff.

00:20:34.000 I'm going to try to set up a call system here.

00:20:38.000 Let's see here.

00:20:41.000 There's a couple things I might have to do to make that happen.

00:20:44.000 So with me, you shall bear.

00:20:50.000 So another thing that we talked about in the stream that I just partook in, partaken, please help me.

00:21:02.000 Was what's it called?

00:21:05.000 Oh yeah, having like a bug out bag or a survival plan.

00:21:09.000 Like if the internet goes out, have a ham radio.

00:21:13.000 In two hours, Enrique was saying it's just like, you know, in the matrix where you could just plug in information and just like no shit.

00:21:21.000 You can basically do that, but it like takes like two hours.

00:21:23.000 So go on YouTube and for two hours you can learn how to like work a ham radio.

00:21:27.000 There's a bunch of weird stuff out there like crank battery charging stuff.

00:21:34.000 There's bicycle charging stuff where you put on your bike and you can make power.

00:21:41.000 There's solar.

00:21:42.000 You know, just worst case scenario where you get off the grid.

00:21:45.000 I mean, I learned a lot about, you know, the first initial wave of COVID fear happened.

00:21:52.000 And I was like, I don't know, you know, about if this is real or not, but the reality is that it's really hard to go to the supermarket and get stuff.

00:22:01.000 So I went there and I stocked up on sustainable foods just in case that our supermarkets were totally barren.

00:22:10.000 And I bought a bidet.

00:22:13.000 So if ever that happens again, I'm prepared.

00:22:15.000 I've got a bidet.

00:22:17.000 Okay.

00:22:19.000 I've got sustainable food.

00:22:21.000 But now we need a little communication there.

00:22:23.000 What if the cell phones go off the grid?

00:22:25.000 Just stuff you could think about.

00:22:26.000 Maybe you have suggestions.

00:22:28.000 Maybe you have thought about this.

00:22:30.000 And I'm late to the party.

00:22:31.000 Hope so.

00:22:32.000 Maybe you could tell me something about it.

00:22:40.000 Let me try to establish calls here.

00:22:42.000 Ooh, that's bright.

00:22:47.000 Let me see here.

00:22:50.000 I don't want to just give away my phone number, because that's retarded. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Let me see.

00:23:01.000 That air is not good.

00:23:03.000 So you know what I'm going to do?

00:23:05.000 I'm going to see if you could if I could get a Skype going and have a guest of sorts.

00:23:23.000 and I think I know just who to go to.

00:23:24.000 *Bell rings*

00:23:33.000 I'll mute that.

00:23:35.000 So it'd be ideal if there was a chat or something like that.

00:23:38.000 Hey, Paul, are you there?

00:23:40.000 I'm here.

00:23:41.000 You're live on the stream going out to censor.tv.

00:23:45.000 I'm taking the place of Gavin McInnis.

00:23:47.000 Have you heard of that fellow before?

00:23:50.000 Vaguely.

00:23:51.000 Let's check the audio levels.

00:23:53.000 Keep singing.

00:23:55.000 No, he's not the butt-plug guy, Paul.

00:24:01.000 He's my mentor, confidant, and legionnaire, if that's a word.

00:24:07.000 And Hung. 0.89

00:24:08.000 Don't forget Hung. 1.00

00:24:10.000 He is Hung, and I'm Hmong, Chinese.

00:24:13.000 Can you say something?

00:24:17.000 Can you say something poignant and meaningful while I try to set up a call system here?

00:24:24.000 Pussy farts. 1.00

00:24:25.000 No, not a good...

00:24:30.000 Think of this as an audit that you just bombed.

00:24:34.000 Oh, well, damn it.

00:24:36.000 Um, poignant and meaningful.

00:24:39.000 About what?

00:24:40.000 The nature of us?

00:24:41.000 The nature of humanity?

00:24:43.000 Well, what do you think about the Kenosha stuff going on there?

00:24:49.000 I think it's great.

00:24:54.000 Great.

00:24:55.000 Cool.

00:24:56.000 Well, great having you, Paul.

00:24:59.000 Isn't that some kind of like bagel you get out of Delhi?

00:25:03.000 A Kenosha?

00:25:06.000 Yeah.

00:25:06.000 Nobody likes you.

00:25:07.000 Do we have Kenosha and coffee?

00:25:09.000 Nobody likes you right now.

00:25:13.000 I'm just letting you know.

00:25:14.000 Good, that I'm right on track.

00:25:16.000 That I'm picking up exactly where I left off.

00:25:19.000 That's your brand, huh?

00:25:22.000 Yes.

00:25:23.000 Nobody likes me, and I'm okay with that.

00:25:27.000 It is what it is.

00:25:30.000 Yeah.

00:25:31.000 So what are you talking about on the stream today?

00:25:37.000 Well, I just did.

00:25:38.000 Were you invited to this Kim Coulter's stream?

00:25:42.000 She does like a 12-hour stream. 0.97

00:25:46.000 No, that sounds tedious, but you know, you go ahead.

00:25:50.000 It was great.

00:25:51.000 It was actually really good.

00:25:52.000 Enrique was there.

00:25:53.000 Biggs was there.

00:25:54.000 I don't know where you were, frankly, but that's okay.

00:25:58.000 Oh, nobody call me for that one?

00:26:00.000 Oh, that's weird.

00:26:02.000 You know, you could...

00:26:03.000 I'm normally on the top of everyone's priority.

00:26:05.000 I think they have six...

00:26:08.000 I think they got six hours to go.

00:26:11.000 So, I mean, I could ask.

00:26:14.000 You know, Adriana, of course, right?

00:26:16.000 I think I do, yeah.

00:26:18.000 Of course you do.

00:26:20.000 You might be able to get on there.

00:26:24.000 I'll ask.

00:26:25.000 I mean, they have six hours to go.

00:26:27.000 I mean, last thing.

00:26:29.000 I mean, if they need me, you know, it's not like me and Kim are tight, but I did do the show at the Milo show at a point.

00:26:39.000 Uh-oh.

00:26:43.000 Did I just for calling call okay?

00:26:47.000 Where's my keypad now?

00:26:48.000 I just hung up on Paul.

00:26:50.000 Uh, keypad.

00:26:54.000 Oh, for F's sake.

00:26:58.000 Oh, this is not ideal.

00:27:01.000 Dial pad.

00:27:02.000 Okay.

00:27:04.000 Here we go.

00:27:06.000 Trying to set things up here.

00:27:08.000 Sorry about this.

00:27:14.000 What in God's green?

00:27:22.000 Thank you for calling Colin Studios host.

00:27:24.000 Thanks, bud.

00:27:28.000 Okay, I'm doing all the necessary things.

00:27:30.000 Trust me, believe in me.

00:27:31.000 Have faith.

00:27:32.000 Have hope.

00:27:35.000 Ooh, that's loud on the old eyeballs.

00:27:43.000 Wait, do I have multiple calls open?

00:27:45.000 I think this is good.

00:27:49.000 I think we're in.

00:27:52.000 Alright, so call in.

00:27:53.000 The number is 1718-400-6959.

00:27:57.000 Yet again, 718-400-6959.

00:28:01.000 I think you knew that.

00:28:02.000 Some people have it saved.

00:28:03.000 That's a smart thing to do.

00:28:04.000 Alright, we have a caller right off the boot.

00:28:09.000 Hello, caller.

00:28:10.000 You're online.

00:28:12.000 Ty talking about World War II?

00:28:15.000 Alright, we'll patch you in in a second.

00:28:20.000 I'm just the screener.

00:28:24.000 Oh, yeah, brother.

00:28:25.000 I'm just kidding.

00:28:26.000 You're live.

00:28:28.000 Oh, I am?

00:28:30.000 I was looking listening to all dead.

00:28:32.000 What's going on, man?

00:28:33.000 So, talking about World War II, you said?

00:28:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:38.000 Yeah, no.

00:28:39.000 I wasn't even listening to the show, but yeah, no, Gavin, I was going to ask you.

00:28:42.000 I was going to question you.

00:28:43.000 I think World War II was justified. 1.00

00:28:46.000 I think Pat Buchanan is wrong.

00:28:49.000 I think that we should have gotten involved in World War II. 0.61

00:28:52.000 I had family who fought in the war.

00:28:54.000 And I'm wondering why you think so vehemently that you think we shouldn't have gotten involved.

00:29:02.000 Me, personally?

00:29:05.000 Well, not you, Brian.

00:29:06.000 God damn it.

00:29:07.000 I'm talking about Gavin.

00:29:08.000 Well, Gavin's not here right now, sir.

00:29:10.000 Have you been watching the show?

00:29:13.000 I have not, but I'm interested maybe in your thoughts, Brian.

00:29:16.000 What do you think?

00:29:17.000 sure I have a bundle of you know very intelligent and salient things to say about a a I've got a bunch of good stuff to say about that.

00:29:29.000 Oh, boy.

00:29:30.000 Well, my problem in answering this is where do I start?

00:29:34.000 You know, obviously the Eastern Front was under so much turmoil and pressure from the Russian end of things because it almost seems like they were caholed into getting involved because they had kind of leverage on them, both economic and from the civil sector.

00:29:52.000 And so what I think as far as retaliatory, forgive me if I'm getting that wrong, actions goes, I think they actually did take the right route.

00:30:03.000 Retaliatory, that's right.

00:30:04.000 Retaliatory.

00:30:05.000 But overall, it wound up kind of giving them sort of a powder keg sort of, you know, Minuteman-esque sort of outcome.

00:30:15.000 And that's quite tragic, as we all could agree there.

00:30:20.000 Don't you think, though, at the same time, though, that, all right, we get 9-11 happened, and we get bombed.

00:30:25.000 We go into Afghanistan.

00:30:26.000 At the same time, we get Pearl Harbor, and then what are we supposed to sit in our ass and do nothing?

00:30:31.000 I think that's a little retarded. 1.00

00:30:32.000 Don't you think?

00:30:33.000 I mean, these nips, no offense, need to get put in their place. 1.00

00:30:37.000 No, you're right.

00:30:38.000 I mean, so, being serious now, I'm dropping the pretending I know shit about stuff, but I do know a little bit of it.

00:30:44.000 So Pat Buchanan basically said we shouldn't have gotten involved so that way they all just like destroy themselves.

00:30:50.000 Tommies and Nazis both need to die.

00:30:50.000 Right.

00:30:53.000 But at the same time, I don't think we can sit around and think about and like just do nothing.

00:30:58.000 So I think it's like an effort that's worth.

00:31:03.000 I think it's one of the most just wars since I agree. 0.53

00:31:05.000 I agree.

00:31:07.000 I mean, I mean.

00:31:11.000 But Ryan, let me say, I'm a big advocate of yours.

00:31:14.000 I think you're a funny guy.

00:31:15.000 And Gavin gives you a lot of shit.

00:31:18.000 But I'm one of the only callers that's ever called in and said, you're a good guy.

00:31:22.000 I appreciate that.

00:31:23.000 Hey, thank you.

00:31:26.000 I really appreciate that.

00:31:27.000 But I was just, you know, I just got back from a bike ride earlier today, and I was putting away my bike, and I was like, I was actually thinking about how grateful I am for Gavin and how generous he's been, and how, you know, he could just easily be indifferent to my retardation, but instead he tries to, you know, try to make me a better man.

00:31:48.000 I don't know.

00:31:50.000 I followed Gavin probably for the past four years.

00:31:52.000 How did you end up getting on Gavin's show?

00:31:55.000 The short story of it is I was working in the kitchen, listening to Opi and Anthony a lot, and Anthony had gotten fired shortly after I started listening to their old shows.

00:32:05.000 And he started his own Compound Media.

00:32:07.000 I had never joined up, but I was always kind of curious.

00:32:09.000 They would put out these things on YouTube, which was a best of compilation of all the shows.

00:32:14.000 And Gavin was one of those shows.

00:32:16.000 I had heard Anthony's show, and I was like, okay, it's very different.

00:32:19.000 I'm on board with it, but I don't want to sign up for it quite yet.

00:32:22.000 I still have a lot of Opie and Anthony to listen to, and that's the kind of format that I like before I fell in love with his show.

00:32:28.000 And actually what got me to Sign up was Gavin because I'd never heard of you know anybody kind of speak that freely before and be funny.

00:32:36.000 And it just kind of the first time you hear something like that, and by the way, I was like, I was pretty liberal at that time.

00:32:43.000 I had voted for Obama, I had had no way.

00:32:47.000 Well, I had zero exposure to any arguments from conservatives or anything that they had to say at all.

00:32:53.000 I was, you know, just maybe I would watch some news here and there, but just like everybody's being brainwashed now to think that Democrats are the good guys, Republicans and rich people are bad guys, coming from the Bronx and having my family historically only vote Democrat, it was just kind of a default stance.

00:33:09.000 And when I started hearing some points on the other side, you know, it kind of was just like, wow, I never, ever thought about this ever.

00:33:16.000 So I not only fell in love with, you know, the format of the show, but like the comedy that he was putting out there was very different too.

00:33:26.000 But he definitely improved since you've been on because I remember that Sped was on and would not talk at all.

00:33:31.000 And you just joined in the podcast.

00:33:34.000 Like you guys went to Okemo and shit.

00:33:36.000 I just went to Okemo like a week after.

00:33:38.000 I was dying last night that your addition to the show was fucking hilarious.

00:33:41.000 Gavin's not going to like what I'm saying here.

00:33:43.000 No, he'll be funny.

00:33:43.000 I thought it was funny as fuck.

00:33:45.000 I really appreciate that.

00:33:46.000 Thanks for the call.

00:33:48.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:33:49.000 I'll finish answering the question off there.

00:33:50.000 So just if you listen, you'll get the answer to that too.

00:33:53.000 All right, man.

00:33:53.000 Thanks.

00:33:54.000 All right, we're good.

00:33:54.000 Yeah, I'll tune in.

00:33:55.000 All right, but so yeah, and so I signed up for Compound Media, and I was, you know, one of the other shows was New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon, and I noticed he had an interesting way of speaking, so I did an impression of him, put it on Twitter.

00:34:12.000 Anthony retweeted it, and I called in and we spoke for a while.

00:34:17.000 As far as a caller goes on his show, it was a long call, you know, and we were talking about impressions and all this sort of stuff.

00:34:24.000 And then Pat invited me onto his show, so I was on the panel in person, you know, on Crime Report with Pat, and then I started working with him very closely.

00:34:34.000 We would like record stuff.

00:34:36.000 You know, after the studio was closed there, I learned how to run the board.

00:34:40.000 I was given the Adobe Suite by their producers, John.

00:34:45.000 And by the way, David Cast was very cool.

00:34:48.000 The former producer.

00:34:49.000 He's been nothing but nice to me.

00:34:50.000 And he was a very valuable asset to the show.

00:34:54.000 And he's a great guy.

00:34:56.000 Really happy for him.

00:34:57.000 He got a job somewhere else.

00:34:59.000 He has a family.

00:35:00.000 You know, he's starting.

00:35:01.000 I really like that guy a lot.

00:35:02.000 So when he called him a lame or whatever like that, I don't, I disavow that comment, but I liked everything else he had to say.

00:35:09.000 But so I did that impression.

00:35:10.000 I was asked to go in there, you know, learned all the stuff, learned the Adobe suite, how to edit videos and do After Effects and all that sort of stuff, learn some side of the audio.

00:35:20.000 But audio was actually, you know, I've been in bands all my life and I've done some recording and production with music here and there.

00:35:27.000 But when it comes to a soundboard like that, on the last live show, we had a lot of issues with the calling.

00:35:34.000 That was actually my, I've learned the least of that.

00:35:37.000 So that's why there's still remnants of retardation there more so than anywhere else. 1.00

00:35:42.000 Otherwise, I rule.

00:35:44.000 So when his former producer Dave left, he knew that I was capable of doing the tech side of stuff to a certain extent.

00:35:52.000 So I don't know if he intended me to be a permanent fixture or just like a temporary buffer guy.

00:35:58.000 But I mean, I remember there was this one moment where I did a Roger Stone impression.

00:36:04.000 And I was like, I don't know if I have a Roger Stone impression on hand yet.

00:36:09.000 However, the president does happen to whatever.

00:36:13.000 I did that.

00:36:14.000 And he laughed his ass off.

00:36:15.000 And he said, I think I made a good choice.

00:36:17.000 And I'll never forget that.

00:36:19.000 I remember every time he told me, good job.

00:36:21.000 I remember all that stuff.

00:36:23.000 And he's been a great guy.

00:36:25.000 So he's not really as tough on me as people think.

00:36:29.000 Very generous, very great guy.

00:36:32.000 And that's, nobody wants to hear that.

00:36:34.000 That's not entertaining.

00:36:35.000 That's just nice.

00:36:38.000 We have Amy on the line with 20 questions. 0.93

00:36:42.000 Is that correct?

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Can you handle questions, Ryan?

00:36:47.000 20?

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:50.000 All right.

00:36:51.000 Sure.

00:36:52.000 I'll keep counting.

00:36:53.000 With my hands on.

00:36:54.000 I've only had time to jot down like 12, but we can go from there.

00:36:58.000 Number one, has Gavin drank too much today after watching Animal House?

00:37:02.000 After watching what?

00:37:05.000 Woolhouse.

00:37:06.000 Oh, Animal House?

00:37:07.000 He had too much to drink Animal House.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, I think he always has too much to drink, but he manages.

00:37:13.000 He's never, you know what's another thing about Gavin?

00:37:15.000 Never been an angry drunk.

00:37:16.000 Always been a fun drunk.

00:37:19.000 I'm sure he is.

00:37:19.000 He's quite conversational.

00:37:21.000 Did you get anything out of Animal House today when you watched it?

00:37:24.000 Did I get anything out of it?

00:37:26.000 Well, you know what I saw from it is that there's a lot of inspiration that other comedies and things like that took from Animal House, and they kind of really did set a bar as far as comedy movies go.

00:37:41.000 And Gavin mentioned that with the soundtrack and a couple other things, but you can definitely see how it would stand out amongst other comedies in the same time period.

00:37:51.000 So yeah, it seemed pretty epic, like a landmark film.

00:37:55.000 Glad I saw it.

00:37:56.000 Well, with Belushi and others, I'm sure it kind of defined the late 70s and mid-70s.

00:38:01.000 What was your favorite character from that movie?

00:38:04.000 You know, I thought it would be Bluto.

00:38:08.000 Not true.

00:38:10.000 Hey, I'm talking to me.

00:38:11.000 Not true, Ryan.

00:38:12.000 You were wrong.

00:38:14.000 I liked, I think, was his name, Badger?

00:38:19.000 I believe so.

00:38:21.000 The main guy.

00:38:22.000 I like that guy a lot because he looks like he'd be one of the douchey, preppy, clean-cut guys of a, you know, uptight, hoity-toity, square frat.

00:38:34.000 But meanwhile, he's partying with all the other guys, and it kind of gives a lot of fun.

00:38:39.000 Yeah, like awkward, like me screaming at you, awkward.

00:38:42.000 No, no.

00:38:44.000 And usually if there's any, like, I remember there was a particularly tense episode.

00:38:49.000 It was a live episode.

00:38:50.000 We were having some issues.

00:38:51.000 And then after that, we were, you know, just took it for what it was.

00:38:55.000 And we're just, you know, we don't get grumpy or have grudges or passive aggressive.

00:38:59.000 We were just like, we were having fun at the end of the at the end of that episode, just like any other episode.

00:39:04.000 So, I think we're good.

00:39:08.000 Thank you.

00:39:09.000 You seem to handle milk well.

00:39:11.000 Oh, sure, yeah, no, I'm getting good at it, if you will.

00:39:16.000 So, uh, you had your favorite impression, favorite impersonator impressionist guy.

00:39:22.000 Uh, so in the same way that I appreciate, uh, you know, guitarist, uh, I could say the best guitarist might be John Petrucci, uh, like technically, but the most soulful or the most listenable might be, you know, let's say Hendrix or something like that.

00:39:41.000 That's not true for me, but so the best at it, I think, is, like, this guy, Kyle Gass.

00:39:48.000 He does a Kinnison that is mind-blowing.

00:39:51.000 He does Gene Simmons that is bananas.

00:39:54.000 And just, you know, those two alone are kind of semi-obscure.

00:39:57.000 I like obscurity in impressions.

00:40:00.000 Jack Black.

00:40:02.000 Who?

00:40:02.000 Isn't Kyle Gass Jack Black's musical partner?

00:40:06.000 Yeah, I think.

00:40:07.000 Todd, no, it's...

00:40:11.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:40:12.000 You know, I'm going to have to find out his name.

00:40:14.000 There's a Todd Gass, maybe?

00:40:18.000 His last name is definitely Gas.

00:40:20.000 But if you look up Kiniston Impression Gas, you'll find that, or Gene Simmons Impression Gas.

00:40:26.000 He's like the most technically locked-in impersonator, I think.

00:40:31.000 But that doesn't mean he's my favorite.

00:40:33.000 So my favorite, I think might be Anthony Kumia because how funny he is while doing the impressions, which is something I always battled with.

00:40:43.000 It's like there's a YouTube video out there, 100 impressions from Anthony Kumia.

00:40:49.000 So I mean, he's got a lot.

00:40:51.000 Sometimes he'll just hear something for the first time, some non-famous person, and then be able to pick it up like that.

00:40:56.000 So he's really gifted with that, and he keeps the funniness in it, which is not easy to do.

00:41:03.000 Funting humor, yeah.

00:41:05.000 How many impressions total do you know?

00:41:07.000 You know, I did write a list of it, but I'm not quite sure.

00:41:11.000 Then there's just like cartoony voices, like an old man or like accents or stuff like that.

00:41:17.000 So I think I counted all of those too, but I don't know.

00:41:21.000 That's a good question.

00:41:22.000 I only have like three rotating.

00:41:26.000 How many questions I have asked?

00:41:27.000 I have no idea.

00:41:28.000 I want to ask you a quick question.

00:41:29.000 Another one, too.

00:41:30.000 Sustainable foods.

00:41:31.000 What are sustainable foods or I am?

00:41:33.000 You get rice, dry, you know, grain rice.

00:41:39.000 Like non or emergency foods?

00:41:42.000 Yeah, like long-term, like high-shelf-life type stuff.

00:41:47.000 Shelf life.

00:41:48.000 It's that sustainable.

00:41:48.000 There you go.

00:41:49.000 That cracks me up.

00:41:50.000 Another one.

00:41:50.000 Question.

00:41:51.000 What part of Japan is your father?

00:41:53.000 Japan?

00:41:54.000 I have no idea.

00:41:54.000 Oh, good question.

00:41:57.000 You have no idea?

00:41:59.000 You're going to have to get to know your dad just even more, even if he doesn't answer your phone calls.

00:42:02.000 He should still find a way.

00:42:05.000 Somebody watched Gary's mailbag.

00:42:06.000 Yeah, he did not answer my call correct.

00:42:08.000 He texted me later, which is good.

00:42:10.000 But yeah, I dated this girl in high school, and she was Puerto Rican, like way more Puerto Rican than I was mathematically and genetically. 0.89

00:42:20.000 But her dad was very strict.

00:42:22.000 He's like, what part of Greece is your great-grandfather from?

00:42:25.000 And I was like, oh, I don't know.

00:42:26.000 He's like, you should.

00:42:27.000 A man should know his family.

00:42:29.000 And I was like, oh, I feel ashamed and I feel stupid.

00:42:32.000 And I still want to date.

00:42:33.000 I thought you were a Greek.

00:42:35.000 No, no, no.

00:42:36.000 My great-grandfather.

00:42:38.000 My great-grandfather was a Greek, yeah.

00:42:39.000 Uh-huh.

00:42:41.000 Oh, so you're a Greek, Greek, and Japanican. 0.98

00:42:43.000 Well, it's not my, not by blood, but he was, he's been in my life since forever.

00:42:49.000 And he married my great-grandmother, who is Puerto Rican, long as Malabang ago.

00:42:53.000 So he's always been like a real part of the family.

00:42:58.000 But yeah, he was really like a, he was the strictest girlfriend's dad I've ever had in my life.

00:43:04.000 He made me mow his crazy lawn.

00:43:07.000 Like the incline of this lawn is like, it was like 80 degrees, you know, and it was a push mower.

00:43:14.000 So I had to mow his lawn and, you know, just to get to like third base with her. 0.99

00:43:19.000 So was it worth it?

00:43:20.000 She was nice.

00:43:21.000 There was some fun there, but yeah, I guess so.

00:43:24.000 Any other ones?

00:43:25.000 Okay, I would like to stop.

00:43:26.000 I have one more and then I'm going to quit.

00:43:28.000 Sure, sure.

00:43:29.000 When are you going to find a nice lady? 1.00

00:43:31.000 You need to find a nice girl. 0.99

00:43:33.000 Oh, yeah, that I'm in no rush about.

00:43:34.000 People always offer help, and I don't think I need any help whatsoever.

00:43:39.000 I mean, the way things have always worked in my life is I just, I work on myself, try to be a good, you know, a good candidate for either, if I was unemployed, be a good candidate to be hired or go out and apply and stuff like that.

00:43:53.000 But what I mean by be a good candidate is like, you know, improve my skill sets and things and stuff like that.

00:44:01.000 Like the whole, you know, I worked at Compound Media for like two, maybe three years for free before landing the job here with Gavin.

00:44:09.000 So, you know, just doing different levels of self-improvement to make myself a worthy, you know, a person that I will have just innate confidence and confidence is kind of what gets the deal sealed.

00:44:24.000 So as long as I'm my best me, I will have no problem with that.

00:44:27.000 I don't doubt that that'll ever be a problem.

00:44:31.000 Yep.

00:44:32.000 Have Milo pick you a dating episode.

00:44:34.000 Oh, yeah, that's too campy for me.

00:44:37.000 I mean, that's why I don't do the dating apps.

00:44:39.000 Funny idea, but yeah, realistically, I would never.

00:44:43.000 You could.

00:44:44.000 End episode.

00:44:45.000 It would be hilarious, Ryan.

00:44:46.000 It would be funny.

00:44:48.000 I think we do need a game show.

00:44:49.000 If nobody else does it before me on this network, me and Gavin are going to do a game show.

00:44:54.000 Either an episode or a separate show.

00:44:59.000 I think that'd be fun and exciting.

00:45:02.000 Ryan Meets a Girl.

00:45:03.000 You just call it Ryan Meets a Girl.

00:45:05.000 You know, everybody wants to see me with some girl.

00:45:07.000 And, you know, it's like, who really deserves to be with me quite yet?

00:45:12.000 I mean, I'm not impressed.

00:45:14.000 I mean, I'm not impressed.

00:45:18.000 I look around.

00:45:18.000 I see stuff.

00:45:19.000 I'm actually the picky one.

00:45:21.000 I am the, I'm the catch.

00:45:23.000 So I hear you ladies out there, it's mostly ladies saying, you gotta get away with a girl. 1.00

00:45:29.000 You just Want to live vicariously through whoever you know would be that hypothetical date.

00:45:36.000 I know.

00:45:37.000 I know.

00:45:40.000 It's okay.

00:45:40.000 Goodbye, Ryan.

00:45:41.000 Goodbye, Amy.

00:45:43.000 That was a good call.

00:45:43.000 Thank you.

00:45:44.000 Thank you.

00:45:45.000 Bye.

00:45:46.000 Bye.

00:45:48.000 Okay.

00:45:50.000 We got a bone.

00:45:50.000 What's that?

00:45:52.000 Oh, somebody's got a bone to pick.

00:45:57.000 Hello, Ryan.

00:45:59.000 It's your good friend and former governor of Minnesota.

00:46:05.000 No, it's Jesse Venturi.

00:46:07.000 Yes, Jesse the Reverend Venturio.

00:46:09.000 How are you today?

00:46:11.000 I was good until you called.

00:46:14.000 Go on, Jesse.

00:46:15.000 I'm sorry.

00:46:16.000 I love you.

00:46:17.000 I love you, Ryguy.

00:46:19.000 But I have a little bit of a bone to pick with your boss.

00:46:24.000 Oh, crap.

00:46:25.000 Okay, lay it on me.

00:46:28.000 The other day, Gapin McGannis said that he thought that Laura Loomer was breathtaking?

00:46:39.000 Answer me this, Ryguy.

00:46:41.000 Okay.

00:46:42.000 Do you think that Laura Loomer is breathtaking?

00:46:48.000 Um, I mean, yeah.

00:46:52.000 I mean, you don't think she, I mean, mathematically beautiful person.

00:46:57.000 So you're telling me, you're telling me a former Navy SEAL that you think and a governor and a fighter as well.

00:47:09.000 Yes, I was a fighter.

00:47:12.000 Okay, I don't have time to bleed, but I also don't have time for nonsense, okay?

00:47:20.000 Okay.

00:47:22.000 Well, what would you give her?

00:47:23.000 What would you rate her out of 10, Mr. Ventura?

00:47:26.000 And go ahead.

00:47:30.000 I think that I would rate her around a five.

00:47:34.000 Oh, that is harsh.

00:47:35.000 Mr. Ventura, we will not, I will not personally sit around and hear dirt mouthing, that's what I call it, of, by the way, not only a congressional hopeful, but a member of this very own I am a company man, and I will not stand for a fellow contributor to Censore.tv being bad-mouthed by you, Mr. Governor.

00:48:01.000 Well, then you riddle me this riot.

00:48:05.000 All right, one more riddle, and you're out of here, Jessup.

00:48:10.000 Who would you rather have sex with? 1.00

00:48:13.000 Would you rather have sex with Aurora Loomer or Milo Fikinapolis?

00:48:19.000 That's a terrible lineup.

00:48:22.000 I mean, I'm going to do the girl answer and say neither.

00:48:26.000 You have a good day, Governor Jeshi Ventura.

00:48:29.000 Go eat some Thermites.

00:48:30.000 I was a fighter.

00:48:32.000 Yeah, alright, he was a fighter.

00:48:34.000 Okay, Christian Apologetic.

00:48:39.000 I don't know what that is.

00:48:40.000 Hello.

00:48:42.000 What's up, Ryan Guy?

00:48:43.000 Hello, sir.

00:48:46.000 Send it.

00:48:49.000 Splendid?

00:48:52.000 You're offended.

00:48:53.000 Send it.

00:48:55.000 Oh, Joshanna, fucking send it. 0.97

00:48:59.000 I was going to, I've noticed over the couple past, you know, maybe months probably, you've been looking more into like Christianity and trying to explore it a little bit more.

00:49:11.000 And I think when I was probably your age, I started doing the same.

00:49:14.000 And I just wanted to give you maybe some info or to start or give you a couple guys to look into, which will help you out.

00:49:23.000 If you don't mind.

00:49:24.000 Yeah, no, please.

00:49:26.000 But it was Christian apologetics.

00:49:31.000 That's the technical term for basically studying Christianity and being able to give a defense for it.

00:49:40.000 And like I said, there's a few guys that I think you would benefit greatly from.

00:49:44.000 There's the main guy that I always took from and I learned a whole lot off of was, you know, first you have C.S. Lewis, which was, he was back in the 40s, which was very, he's very, very interesting.

00:49:57.000 Kind of hard to, I mean, he's a British guy, so he's kind of hard to, you know, some of his writings were a little bit more technical, but there's a couple other guys, William Lane Craig.

00:50:09.000 William Lane Craig.

00:50:10.000 Cranepologist.

00:50:12.000 William Lane Craig.

00:50:13.000 Yeah.

00:50:15.000 He has, it's called reasonablefaith.com.

00:50:18.000 He has millions of YouTube views.

00:50:20.000 He's all over YouTube.

00:50:22.000 He's done hundreds of debates with atheists and stuff like that.

00:50:26.000 Really interesting guy.

00:50:29.000 And there's also another British guy.

00:50:30.000 His name is John Lennox.

00:50:33.000 He was actually a student of C.S. Lewis.

00:50:35.000 He's from Britain.

00:50:37.000 But he's debated the atheist.

00:50:39.000 He's debated Christopher Hitchens.

00:50:41.000 And Christopher Hitchens even admitted that he beat him in a debate.

00:50:44.000 So which is kind of unheard of.

00:50:47.000 And that's John Lennox?

00:50:49.000 Again, John Lennox, J-O-L-E-N-N-O-X.

00:50:54.000 Pretty, like I said, they've written books, and I would start with those three.

00:50:59.000 Like I said, there's also a really interesting podcast out of Great Britain.

00:51:04.000 It's called Unbelievable.

00:51:05.000 And they kind of put a Christian and an atheist, or they'll put them together and they'll have a debate show over them, which I've learned a lot off of them as well.

00:51:16.000 You know, just a place to start.

00:51:16.000 That's awesome.

00:51:20.000 I appreciate that.

00:51:20.000 You know what's really cool is that I was listening to, I think it's called, yeah, Painkiller Already, PKA.

00:51:26.000 It's like guys, a bunch of gamers, like just three friends, a guy that used to be FPS Russia on YouTube.

00:51:32.000 They got a podcast and Milo was on it.

00:51:34.000 And I was listening to that show for a while and I didn't even know Milo's ever been on it.

00:51:38.000 So I stumbled across an episode and they were talking about theism and or faith and religion.

00:51:44.000 And, you know, just a great general retort to any sort of like nitpicking the Bible or is this right?

00:51:54.000 Or do you really believe this?

00:51:55.000 Or do you really believe that?

00:51:58.000 Milo said something so cool.

00:52:00.000 It was like you guys are trying to quantify something that you don't have the tools to measure because it's not something of this earth.

00:52:08.000 It's not something tangible.

00:52:10.000 Like you said, so you're looking for proof and this and that, and you're trying to approach it from like a scientific level or a logical level, but it's something that exceeds that and is woven throughout reality and life.

00:52:28.000 There's also, like I said, there is a lot of logical and factual based, at least around the Christian religion.

00:52:36.000 Like I said, I look into those three guys.

00:52:38.000 There's also, you know, there's all kind of, if you just, like I said, if you just do Christian apologetics, it's like I learned so much just, actually, you know, there was another guy that told Dinesh D'Souza debated Christopher Hitchens multiple times.

00:52:55.000 He actually has, he has debates with Christopher Hitchens and stuff.

00:52:58.000 You might want to check his stuff out.

00:53:00.000 He's really good.

00:53:01.000 He's written three books on theology.

00:53:04.000 That sounds really great.

00:53:05.000 I do like that.

00:53:08.000 I will check those out, especially that Unbelievable Podcast there, too.

00:53:10.000 I'll start with that.

00:53:14.000 I'm such a terrible reader that I don't.

00:53:16.000 A lot of debates and stuff like that.

00:53:18.000 Really, really interesting.

00:53:20.000 That is cool.

00:53:21.000 Well, I appreciate it, man.

00:53:23.000 Appreciate it.

00:53:25.000 The host is Justin Briarly.

00:53:28.000 Justin Briarly.

00:53:29.000 Look that up, sir.

00:53:30.000 All right.

00:53:31.000 Got it written down.

00:53:32.000 You'll find it.

00:53:32.000 It's pretty popular.

00:53:34.000 See you later, Ron Guy.

00:53:35.000 Thanks, sir.

00:53:36.000 God bless you.

00:53:36.000 Take care.

00:53:39.000 All right.

00:53:40.000 Justin.

00:53:45.000 Justin, what's up, man?

00:53:46.000 How you doing?

00:53:49.000 Hey, man, can you hear me?

00:53:50.000 I can.

00:53:52.000 Oh, hey, man.

00:53:53.000 I was just going to say, first, I think you're hilarious.

00:53:57.000 Ooh, thank you.

00:53:58.000 Like, you're a god.

00:54:00.000 No, seriously, like, some of the shit that you say, it cracks me up.

00:54:04.000 That's all.

00:54:05.000 So this is pretty rad seeing you get to do your own little like show.

00:54:09.000 It's pretty cool.

00:54:10.000 Thanks.

00:54:11.000 Appreciate it.

00:54:13.000 First off, two questions.

00:54:15.000 I'm also a guitar player, so I just wanted to know what you like to just jam on when you're just chilling with your axe.

00:54:23.000 And then second, what do you think's going, like, what are your thoughts on what's going down in this class right now?

00:54:29.000 Like, with the kid kind of defending himself in scenes, and now he's getting charged with first-degree murder.

00:54:36.000 So it almost seems like with this guy and then the couple in the other place.

00:54:43.000 St. Louis, yeah.

00:54:45.000 It almost, yeah, it just seems like if you're going to go out and defend yourself, you're the one that's getting hammered.

00:54:51.000 And that just seems very weird to me.

00:54:53.000 Meanwhile, you have other people just like smashing windows, setting fires, killing each other, rape, robbery.

00:55:02.000 What the hell is going on?

00:55:03.000 So I'm just going to get your opinion because like you're pretty little-headed dudes.

00:55:08.000 And I heard what you were saying earlier in the show.

00:55:10.000 Okay.

00:55:10.000 I'm kind of on the same feed as you.

00:55:12.000 So it's like, I also was a Democrat, and it was just like all this shit that's been going on.

00:55:17.000 It's just like, I can't identify with these people anymore.

00:55:21.000 It's wild.

00:55:23.000 No, I mean, well, my thoughts on that whole thing is like, you know, it's sad that, I mean, while I was doing that stream, somebody also said he's going to be fine as far as the, because it's self-defense, clear self-defense.

00:55:23.000 Gotcha.

00:55:39.000 So, I mean, I don't know.

00:55:41.000 I mean, he could get screwed.

00:55:42.000 I mean, but the laws that he 100% did break and might not get away with, and I think they're felonies, is that he's not old enough to own a gun where he came from, which was Illinois, I think, and then or in Wisconsin.

00:55:56.000 So that might fuck him right there, just like the gun ownership thing, before it even gets like the self-defense deal.

00:56:02.000 But yeah, that is super harsh.

00:56:03.000 And it discourages people from wanting to defend their homes.

00:56:07.000 Or like the St. Louis couple is a case of people defending their homes.

00:56:10.000 But at the same time, you know, they're wiping people with the barrel.

00:56:14.000 Brandishing a weapon, Big said is maybe even worse than actually having to pull out a weapon and shoot it.

00:56:22.000 It could fuck you way more.

00:56:23.000 Like, he knows a guy that got into an altercation, decided to brandish the weapon, and he's going to jail for a long time, and they are really strict on brandishing.

00:56:32.000 And so, I mean, it looks like the rights aren't there, but I really think you need to be educated on whatever the laws are, whatever the gun laws are.

00:56:41.000 And because if you are a gun owner and you have a license and everything like that, the judge realizes, this is all what Big said, that you went through a course, you know the laws, and there's no excuse for breaking those laws.

00:56:53.000 So you're actually more fucked if you have a license than it may be if you didn't in some cases, because there might be some deniability where it's like, oh, I didn't know.

00:57:02.000 You know, not that that would.

00:57:04.000 Yeah, no, that makes sense.

00:57:05.000 Yeah.

00:57:06.000 But I really think it's like, you know, it really does suck, but my whole analogy was, you know, like on a chessboard.

00:57:13.000 Don't put your piece on the chessboard if you're – You always got to defend the home, your family, you, your loved ones, the closest to you.

00:57:24.000 And Enrique's point was, yeah, but precedents are being set that this is okay.

00:57:29.000 So if we don't go out and show ourselves out there, you know, resisting this stuff in Portland, then all of these other cities are going to have the idea that it's okay and they're going to do this unchecked.

00:57:40.000 So it is tough and I don't know, but this is just freshly happened.

00:57:43.000 And it's obviously getting the gears turning.

00:57:46.000 Everybody's kind of like, this seems super fucked up. 0.56

00:57:48.000 But I think if you were to defend your home legally and lawfully, despite whatever politically is going on, hopefully the laws will favor the homeowner as they should.

00:58:01.000 Do you think this is almost like a shot card around the world?

00:58:04.000 Is this going to be like enough to wake up these suburbanites?

00:58:08.000 Yes.

00:58:08.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:58:11.000 This is nuts.

00:58:12.000 This kid was defending businesses.

00:58:14.000 Now he's going to get charged for it.

00:58:16.000 This is crazy.

00:58:17.000 It's bananas.

00:58:18.000 I don't know if Wisconsin is a red or blue state or that area is red or blue, but do you know?

00:58:28.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 Do you know?

00:58:29.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure, I think, Right.

00:58:38.000 This alone is going to turn, it's got to turn a certain amount of voters.

00:58:43.000 It has to.

00:58:44.000 Because these are people that are with the movement, but they're getting the brunt of it because the Democrats are allowing this to happen.

00:58:51.000 And there seems to be no focused target.

00:58:55.000 They just want to destroy shit.

00:58:57.000 So I think that's going to turn a lot of people.

00:58:58.000 But as for the first question, what do I like to jam to?

00:59:02.000 There's this beat on YouTube, Larry Carlton backing track.

00:59:07.000 I like to jam on that.

00:59:08.000 It's kind of like some soft, bluesy stuff.

00:59:10.000 Yesterday I was jamming to like Shade and like oldies, like Patrice Russian and like the whispers, like oldies like that are really nice to lay the guitar line over.

00:59:23.000 Basically, that's how I learned how to play lead before I was in bands and stuff like that.

00:59:28.000 I would put on the radio, I would put on a lot of AC DC and learn the solos, and then I would put on tracks without guitars.

00:59:35.000 A lot of times, too, that's like hip-hop and rap, too.

00:59:37.000 They have like no guitar in the track, so it's not like you're fighting over that sound.

00:59:42.000 You are the only guitar in that track, so you actually fit into the mix really well when you're like jamming to a radio.

00:59:47.000 You know, so pretty much anything.

00:59:50.000 I can do the same thing.

00:59:51.000 That's a great idea.

00:59:52.000 Absolutely.

00:59:53.000 Yeah, I'd say that's a good advice for anybody who wants to just like explore lead guitar and solos and stuff like that.

00:59:59.000 I appreciate the call, man.

01:00:00.000 Thank you.

01:00:02.000 Oh, yeah, no problem, man.

01:00:03.000 Thanks for being a friend.

01:00:04.000 Later, bud. 0.82

01:00:06.000 Later, man.

01:00:08.000 Okay, we got Steven Spielberg Pedophile.

01:00:13.000 Hey, man.

01:00:17.000 Hey, what'd you say, Steven?

01:00:19.000 Steven Spielberg pedophile?

01:00:21.000 Oh, that was your previous call.

01:00:22.000 You're Cody.

01:00:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:25.000 Hey, buddy, proud of your fucking boy.

01:00:27.000 Proud of your fucking boy.

01:00:30.000 Thanks, bud.

01:00:32.000 Hey, dude.

01:00:33.000 So, I just gotta say now that Gavin can't interrupt, your taste in music is fucking awesome.

01:00:39.000 Besides, like, Nickelback, dude, After the Burial, Periphery, Polithia, fucking Born of Osiris, all that's within the ruins.

01:00:48.000 They're coming out with the new album here soon.

01:00:48.000 Yeah.

01:00:50.000 All that shit is sick.

01:00:52.000 And I wanted you to run a Would You Rather by Gavin.

01:00:56.000 I'm sure you're familiar with what he says about you're not a man unless you change your mind about something major once per year.

01:00:56.000 Sure.

01:01:04.000 You familiar?

01:01:05.000 Sure, sure.

01:01:06.000 Yep.

01:01:08.000 Okay, so run this Would You Rather by him?

01:01:11.000 So would he rather stop being a dick about video games and maybe start playing video games?

01:01:17.000 Or would he rather stop being a dick about tattoos and stop being a dick about that?

01:01:24.000 So you should put up or shut up on one of those things.

01:01:27.000 But how is he a dick about tattoos?

01:01:29.000 I'm interested about that.

01:01:32.000 Wait, what was that?

01:01:33.000 How is he a dick about tattoos?

01:01:37.000 Oh, dude, he's always giving you shit about tattoos.

01:01:40.000 Oh, mine?

01:01:40.000 Yeah, my personality.

01:01:44.000 I understand the trashy, like, face tattoos, but, I mean, that whole culture is fucking awesome, man.

01:01:50.000 Like, I'm an apprentice to tattoo right now.

01:01:53.000 And I don't know if you knew this, but Sailor Jerry, like, the godfather of tattooing, basically, he was a fucking libertarian.

01:02:00.000 Like, back in the day, back in the 30s, he closed down one of his shops because they raised the taxes on shops again in Hawaii.

01:02:09.000 So he was like, no, fuck that.

01:02:10.000 And he shut his shop down and started getting tours around the island on a boat.

01:02:14.000 He was like, fuck that.

01:02:15.000 I'm not paying those fucking taxes.

01:02:17.000 So, I don't know.

01:02:17.000 Damn.

01:02:18.000 Tattooing's got its roots in, like, the same shit that we're into. 0.89

01:02:21.000 If I could stay with Jerry, we would probably be a problem with these live today.

01:02:24.000 No, I hear you.

01:02:25.000 You know, I wasn't aware that Gavin had any feelings about the tattoo culture or anything like that.

01:02:31.000 I mean, he likes tattoos.

01:02:33.000 I mean, he likes all the other tattoos.

01:02:34.000 He just wasn't for having a statement as the one that I chose to get.

01:02:38.000 He compares it to having a gravestone on the board.

01:02:41.000 So just specifically, that is the only thing he ever talked about.

01:02:44.000 I mean, he's got a tattoo of an ass with a tattoo of an ass on it, with an ass with a tattoo of an ass on it.

01:02:49.000 So I think he's pretty pro-tat, too.

01:02:50.000 I think that's a great would you rather.

01:02:54.000 The first part, would you want to just try video games, or would you rather?

01:02:58.000 I think the second one needs to be interchanged with something, and then you've got a real good one on your hands.

01:03:09.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:03:11.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:03:12.000 Like aesthetically.

01:03:13.000 I worked on your tattoos.

01:03:14.000 aesthetically pleasing tattoo, like doing it for...

01:03:18.000 But that's kind of a specific take within a take.

01:03:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:03:21.000 I really think you have a super strong would you rather if you switcheroo that last one and then separately you can convince them that, you know, aesthetically pleasing tattoos that look good and being good at it, if you will.

01:03:34.000 That could be like a separate inquiry, but...

01:03:37.000 I mean, would you rather play video games or...

01:03:41.000 Like, you shouldn't be doing shitty tattoos.

01:03:44.000 Would you rather play video games or wear Crocs, but only to the beach or on vacation?

01:03:52.000 Stuff like that.

01:03:53.000 Or every time you put on swimming shorts, maybe.

01:03:58.000 We'll figure it out, but that's a really good...

01:04:07.000 Because the first one's good.

01:04:08.000 I would like to see Gavin play video games.

01:04:11.000 Sounds good, buddy.

01:04:12.000 Proud of your fucking boy.

01:04:13.000 Have a good night, alright?

01:04:14.000 Proud of your fucking boy.

01:04:15.000 Later.

01:04:17.000 Alright.

01:04:19.000 Who we got here?

01:04:20.000 Oh wait, do I have to do another...

01:04:23.000 Oh, people are like DMing me on Instagram with questions, I think, here.

01:04:27.000 Let's see what those are looking like.

01:04:31.000 And then we'll go right back to the calls.

01:04:34.000 And also I have to see if I have to do another read.

01:04:38.000 Let's see here.

01:04:42.000 Okay.

01:04:46.000 Oh.

01:04:48.000 By the way, this just in.

01:04:49.000 Wisconsin Department of Justice finds Jacob Blake, the young man of color who was shot by police after wrestling with them And running to his car when they told him to stop and he got shot.

01:05:03.000 You're familiar?

01:05:04.000 That's why it's a weapon.

01:05:05.000 He had a weapon on the floorboard of his car.

01:05:09.000 So that's from the Daily Wire, I believe.

01:05:12.000 Somebody just wrote in.

01:05:15.000 Okay, let me see.

01:05:18.000 Is there any other read here?

01:05:19.000 Oh, wait, I think...

01:05:28.000 All right, that could be it.

01:05:29.000 All right, we got Daniel Woohoo.

01:05:38.000 Daniel?

01:05:39.000 Right guy.

01:05:40.000 Damn, Daniel.

01:05:41.000 Right.

01:05:42.000 Yeah.

01:05:43.000 Exactly.

01:05:47.000 Man, first of all, when that lady said she's got 20 questions for you, and you were like, go for it, Gavin would strangle you and pluck your eyes out.

01:06:00.000 Nobody gets 20 questions.

01:06:01.000 Why do people think they get 20 questions?

01:06:04.000 Well, see, here's the thing, man.

01:06:06.000 You gotta, like, you know, if you're running the show, you gotta step up the reins.

01:06:10.000 You gotta, like, be a little alpha and say, no, 20 questions, you get one question.

01:06:16.000 They were all good questions.

01:06:18.000 I gotta say, I like the weirdness.

01:06:20.000 When somebody has the balls to say, I have a double-digit amount of questions for you, I'm curious.

01:06:29.000 At any point, I could have been like, okay, that's enough.

01:06:31.000 But I think they're actually kind of good.

01:06:33.000 I mean, that's true.

01:06:34.000 That's true.

01:06:35.000 Let's get weird.

01:06:36.000 You know, this is already a weird situation.

01:06:39.000 So I figured, you know.

01:06:40.000 It is a weird situation.

01:06:42.000 I tuned in.

01:06:42.000 I tuned in and I was like, what is going on?

01:06:44.000 I didn't catch the deal as if you told why you're doing this solo show.

01:06:50.000 Why are you doing this?

01:06:53.000 Yeah.

01:06:54.000 So, did you have a question there, January?

01:06:57.000 Or was it just that 2015?

01:06:59.000 Okay, well, you know, I just got some, I've got some just, you know, conversational advice, maybe.

01:07:04.000 Okay.

01:07:06.000 So, Gavin is always busting your balls, and people either like it or they don't like it, right?

01:07:11.000 Sure.

01:07:12.000 Some people enjoy it.

01:07:13.000 Some people think he needs to let up on you, right?

01:07:15.000 Okay.

01:07:16.000 Yeah, I'm with you.

01:07:18.000 And, you know, you kind of take it like a little bitch. 1.00

01:07:24.000 You need to fire back at him a little bit.

01:07:26.000 He wants you to fire back at him.

01:07:28.000 But you kind of just, like, take it.

01:07:30.000 And that's what makes it sad.

01:07:32.000 You know, you guys are buddies possible.

01:07:34.000 So you know what?

01:07:35.000 You need to fire back.

01:07:37.000 You know what?

01:07:38.000 I've always like, here's the thing.

01:07:40.000 I have this innate respect for my elders.

01:07:43.000 And he's, you know, a senior citizen.

01:07:46.000 So it would be really inhumane to just say some of the things because I have such poignant logic on my side.

01:07:55.000 No, I'm not going to fire back.

01:07:57.000 usually wrong so i have no my ammunition would be like You mean playfully go back and forth?

01:08:06.000 I'm not trying to be salacious.

01:08:08.000 I'm not trying to be salacious.

01:08:09.000 Just like defend yourself a little bit.

01:08:12.000 I think that he's touching you.

01:08:14.000 He wants you to step up to be a man and to show him that, hey, I can take this, but I'm not going to take it that much.

01:08:21.000 And make it fun.

01:08:22.000 Make it funny.

01:08:24.000 Don't just kowtow like a little, you know.

01:08:27.000 I hear what you're saying.

01:08:28.000 You know what is ideal is if you ever watch Glen Gary Glenn Ross, the way that they all talk to each other, boss included.

01:08:36.000 Kevin Spacey's the boss of that office there.

01:08:39.000 You ever seen that?

01:08:43.000 No, I don't think I'm familiar with it.

01:08:44.000 All right, Glenn Gary Glenn Ross.

01:08:45.000 It's got Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin makes an appearance in it.

01:08:49.000 Ed Wood, Jack Lemon, Kevin Spacey, like I mentioned.

01:08:58.000 This is a relation to the dynamic that you have with Gavin's kind of thing.

01:09:04.000 The example is that their workplace environment is like, where's the fucking leads, you prick?

01:09:09.000 And he's like, listen, you dirty scumbag.

01:09:11.000 How about I buy you a pack of gum and teach you how to chew it, you little bitch cunt? 1.00

01:09:16.000 Like they drop the C-bomb.

01:09:18.000 Dude, it's so fun hearing grown men.

01:09:22.000 Do you know how he, Larry Bark calls him a cupcake and he says all the, I'm going to take you to cupcake town or whatever?

01:09:28.000 Just riff and go back.

01:09:29.000 You know what?

01:09:30.000 Gavin laughs the hardest when I...

01:09:31.000 You need to race with him more.

01:09:34.000 It's tragic, but off-air, there'll be a lot of times where, um, what the hell?

01:09:40.000 Yeah, we were on a train one time, and I basically made a joke that I wouldn't care if he died or something, and I've never seen him laugh harder than that.

01:09:46.000 So everybody likes to be teased, and you're right.

01:09:50.000 I'm kind of withholding that fun, and that should be there.

01:09:54.000 But usually when he jumps down my throat, it's for doing like a technical error, and most of the times I'm wrong, and at the end of the day, he is my boss, so there's this, you know...

01:10:03.000 Yeah, but I think you've freed up.

01:10:08.000 But what you just said is that's the real deal, you know?

01:10:12.000 It is a longer weekday and then try and get better.

01:10:16.000 Yeah, there is a lot of fun.

01:10:17.000 You know, when I hit him back with those care jokes, those are really good.

01:10:23.000 You get some good zingers in there, Ryan.

01:10:24.000 I'll tell you.

01:10:25.000 Get some good zingers in, for sure.

01:10:27.000 All right, well now I have the Now I think I have the gumption and the wherewithal to maybe bust a little bit of chops myself.

01:10:39.000 You bastard you.

01:10:41.000 I've been wanting to tell you this for a while.

01:10:44.000 Because I've been watching for a while.

01:10:46.000 And it's like, I think you needed to hear that.

01:10:48.000 Thanks.

01:10:49.000 I appreciate that.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, no, it would be a lot more fun.

01:10:52.000 It's almost like he's playing ping pong and I'm just dropping the ball and that stinks.

01:10:58.000 Right, so you hear what I'm saying, and I think you're vibing on it.

01:11:01.000 Loud and clear.

01:11:02.000 I like it.

01:11:04.000 I think Gavin would appreciate it.

01:11:05.000 All right, you son of a bitch.

01:11:09.000 One thing is, okay, a long time ago, someone messaged in with a device that was like a touchscreen video drop device.

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:20.000 And it looks like you're just flicking shit on your separate window.

01:11:25.000 Correct.

01:11:26.000 Right?

01:11:27.000 Gavin, on the episode, if I remember correctly.

01:11:31.000 He said he'd buy it.

01:11:31.000 I looked into it.

01:11:34.000 Would buy it.

01:11:35.000 Yeah.

01:11:36.000 Thing is, I looked into it, and from what I saw, I think it's called the something stream.

01:11:44.000 I had it written down.

01:11:45.000 I looked into it.

01:11:46.000 It doesn't look like that's what the purpose of it is, or if it's capable of doing that.

01:11:51.000 Well, okay, maybe that's not the thing, but there's got to be a way, a little bit way better, right?

01:11:58.000 So you could be quicker on the draw.

01:12:00.000 There's got to be something out there, right?

01:12:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:02.000 Some sort of software or something.

01:12:05.000 I would look into that.

01:12:06.000 That's a good idea.

01:12:07.000 That's a good.

01:12:08.000 Because, you know, I'm always like just two seconds behind where I want to be.

01:12:08.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 You know, so you're right.

01:12:14.000 And I will look into it.

01:12:15.000 And it's out there.

01:12:15.000 I promise you.

01:12:16.000 I mean, it would take just a little looking into.

01:12:19.000 I think that it's out there.

01:12:20.000 And I think if you could get quicker on the draw, I think that would, you know.

01:12:24.000 Yeah, I think the option there is through the draw.

01:12:31.000 Good points, man.

01:12:32.000 I appreciate your call.

01:12:34.000 Yeah.

01:12:35.000 All right, brother.

01:12:36.000 All right, Glaggy.

01:12:36.000 Thank you there, pal.

01:12:37.000 Thank you, sir.

01:12:39.000 Bye.

01:12:40.000 Bye.

01:12:40.000 Yeah.

01:12:42.000 Bye.

01:12:43.000 Okay.

01:12:44.000 This is, oh, Jennifer Tennis.

01:12:47.000 I remember you.

01:12:49.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:12:50.000 Hello.

01:12:53.000 Hello.

01:12:56.000 I only kind of agree with what that last caller said about you taking it from Gavin.

01:13:02.000 Sometimes I think that.

01:13:04.000 I think, man, I wish he would fire back right there, but usually only when it's maybe when, well, I don't know.

01:13:13.000 I think what makes it really, really funny or the show work is that you are willing to be kind of the punching bag.

01:13:22.000 It's just, it's really funny and you don't.

01:13:28.000 That's my character.

01:13:30.000 Not a character like is in a portrayal or an act, but that's like innately just kind of be like, oh, okay.

01:13:37.000 You know, I don't know.

01:13:43.000 You have to have a certain amount.

01:13:45.000 You have to have a certain amount of confidence to be able to sit there and take all that.

01:13:50.000 And it's so funny, but when you threw out that care joke the other day, I have not laughed that far at a podcast.

01:14:02.000 Then that, that was just gold.

01:14:04.000 That rules.

01:14:07.000 It did.

01:14:07.000 It is rules.

01:14:08.000 Hey, I love the tub.

01:14:12.000 I thought that was hilarious.

01:14:14.000 I don't know why.

01:14:16.000 I don't know why people have.

01:14:19.000 I'm sorry?

01:14:19.000 Which one?

01:14:20.000 Which episode?

01:14:21.000 Where you weren't in the bathtub?

01:14:24.000 Oh, yeah, I like that one too.

01:14:26.000 Yeah, I think we lost a lot of homophobes or closeted gaze.

01:14:30.000 Because that's just good old fun.

01:14:33.000 Well, besides the feet.

01:14:36.000 The dynamic of you guys, how you were in this little bitty corner, and he kept putting his feet in your face.

01:14:43.000 Like, I feel like that kind of how you guys are in the studio, even.

01:14:50.000 Good visual portrayal of.

01:14:53.000 I do agree with the guy that just called that said maybe you should stand up for yourself, Son.

01:15:03.000 But I'm actually.

01:15:05.000 Can I ask you a question?

01:15:07.000 Real quick, how does the audio sound when you're actually, were you watching the actual stream or you've been on the line for a long time?

01:15:14.000 So how does it sound?

01:15:16.000 Did you get a chance to listen to the actual stream itself from the site?

01:15:20.000 Yeah.

01:15:20.000 How's it sound with the callers and everything?

01:15:24.000 It sounded great.

01:15:25.000 Okay.

01:15:26.000 I mean, it's delayed now.

01:15:27.000 That's always...

01:15:37.000 And I was understanding what you were saying.

01:15:39.000 I'm like, Gavin, he's trying to tell you that there's, you know, nothing he can do.

01:15:45.000 Oh, can I tell you one more thing?

01:15:48.000 An awesome caller DM'd me on Twitter that same night and said, I do this for a living.

01:15:54.000 I do a lot of work for churches and stuff like that.

01:15:56.000 I do a lot of like just tons of audio stuff.

01:15:59.000 So if you want, go down to the studio.

01:16:01.000 We're back live.

01:16:02.000 Okay.

01:16:02.000 So a caller named Derek, guy named Derek, awesome dude.

01:16:09.000 He does a lot of audio work.

01:16:11.000 And he said, you know, at any time this week, you know, if you want to see if we could bang out this delay thing.

01:16:19.000 And I think we fixed it.

01:16:20.000 So with the test that we were running between him and I, the delay was completely gone.

01:16:25.000 And we were running audio from our mics.

01:16:28.000 And they were hearing what they should hear, which is us from the mic, not that webcam.

01:16:32.000 So I think with his help, we fixed that problem.

01:16:36.000 And I have a higher understanding of that board now.

01:16:38.000 I understand the different mixes and all that stuff.

01:16:40.000 So that was huge.

01:16:42.000 Derek, if you're watching, thanks.

01:16:44.000 And, you know, if you ever want to just, you know, reach out, I'm here.

01:16:48.000 You got my number saved.

01:16:50.000 He took time out of his schedule to do that.

01:16:50.000 Very cool.

01:16:52.000 So I think we fixed that problem.

01:16:54.000 Isn't that big?

01:16:54.000 Isn't that huge?

01:16:57.000 That's huge.

01:16:58.000 It's huge.

01:17:00.000 So I cut you off.

01:17:00.000 What were we going to do?

01:17:03.000 I'm sorry.

01:17:05.000 Oh, gosh.

01:17:06.000 I don't remember.

01:17:07.000 I think I was done with what I was saying, but I wanted to piggyback on the guy that called in about the Christian apologists.

01:17:15.000 Of course, C.S. Lewis is, you know, one of the greatest.

01:17:18.000 He's the Narnia guy, if you don't know.

01:17:22.000 There's someone else to look into.

01:17:25.000 His name is Ray Comfort.

01:17:27.000 Ray Comfort.

01:17:30.000 Yes.

01:17:32.000 So he has one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen on abortion, like defending life.

01:17:44.000 It's just very, very, I don't know.

01:17:49.000 It's like he covers every argument that could ever be made.

01:17:53.000 And it's called 180 Movie.

01:17:55.000 180.

01:17:56.000 You can look it up on YouTube.

01:17:58.000 Yeah.

01:17:59.000 Like 180 movie.

01:17:59.000 Gotcha.

01:18:01.000 I've written it down.

01:18:02.000 I mean, you would have to watch it.

01:18:05.000 I will.

01:18:05.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.000 And then he also has one on.

01:18:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:18:10.000 Oh, no, I'm interested.

01:18:13.000 Yeah.

01:18:14.000 It's so, so good.

01:18:16.000 And then at the end, or about halfway through, he talks about just like having a relationship with God and kind of spells that out in a way that I've never really heard it done to where you could understand it fully.

01:18:38.000 And then he also has one on creation that's really, really good.

01:18:42.000 That one's called God versus Evolution, I think.

01:18:48.000 I might have seen that one.

01:18:52.000 I might have seen that one.

01:18:52.000 Okay.

01:18:53.000 Yeah, because I watched a couple of God versus evolution things.

01:18:56.000 And they're really kind of interesting.

01:18:59.000 And it makes you question.

01:19:00.000 You know, I've always questioned science because it is just as, unless you are a participant in science and you are doing experiments and stuff like that, or you know how to check some of this stuff.

01:19:12.000 If you're just an everyday person, it requires just as much faith to believe, you know, things like, you know, astronomy and just take the word for, you know, take their word for it.

01:19:26.000 We're, you know, the universe is this planet over here, blah, blah, blah.

01:19:30.000 You know, so it's an interesting thing, the question, at the risk of sounding like a complete nut of saying, well, I don't know if, you know, science is correct here because it's like, well, they always use like, well, what do you know?

01:19:44.000 Like, what's your qualification for saying that?

01:19:47.000 And but, you know, at my level of knowledge, it requires just as much faith to believe everything that science tells you as anything else, you know, like on an atomic level or on a grander scale, the planetary level.

01:20:03.000 Well, if you, on that note, you should definitely check out a site called Answers in Genesis.

01:20:11.000 It has like every question that's ever been thrown the way, you know, because when people say that, like, it's God or science, it's kind of almost an oxymoron because God is the one that created science, you know?

01:20:28.000 And so if there's anything that you or a listener, you know, an argument that you've heard and you're like, yeah, I don't know how to answer that, go to Answers in Genesis.

01:20:41.000 Ken Ham is the guy and it's amazing.

01:20:44.000 He has some amazing videos and all these things that seem to be like gotchas that, you know, atheist or whoever, you know, will throw your way.

01:20:56.000 There's an answer for it.

01:20:57.000 So it's really, really good.

01:21:00.000 You know, what's crazy too is like, so the other caller had come from that point of view too, where it's like, so there's two reasons to have that conversation.

01:21:10.000 Either it's to convert or enlighten somebody else who's maybe an atheist or to here's the scary part is that maybe your faith will come under question because you are hearing evidence or whatever on the contrary of religion.

01:21:28.000 But either way, I kind of find those to be pointless conversations because, I mean, they're going to happen.

01:21:36.000 You know, I mean, I've had that conversation not too long ago with a friend of mine, and it just winds up being disappointing.

01:21:42.000 I mean, nobody's changing their mind here.

01:21:43.000 I'm sorry.

01:21:45.000 You were cutting it off.

01:21:49.000 Oh, I think my internet started sucking a little bit.

01:21:52.000 Basically, I never find those conversations to be valuable at all.

01:21:57.000 I'm not interested really in debating Christianity at all, but I like watching other people do it.

01:22:01.000 So I will watch all this stuff here.

01:22:03.000 But personally, I think it's kind of like a waste of time.

01:22:08.000 And most times I wind up a little disheartened.

01:22:13.000 Okay, my phone is crapping out a second.

01:22:15.000 I think I had to take...

01:22:18.000 If that doesn't work, I might have to just change my internet real quick.

01:22:21.000 But thank you for your call, Jennifer Tennis.

01:22:27.000 Are you there?

01:22:28.000 I'm sorry.

01:22:28.000 Thank you.

01:22:30.000 I just dropped a call, but that sounded sad.

01:22:32.000 Are you there?

01:22:34.000 I'm here, and now I'm not.

01:22:36.000 So I think we're going to wrap this up soon.

01:22:38.000 I made it to an hour and a half.

01:22:42.000 I mean, it's not, I mean, an hour and a half of me is probably more than enough for everybody here.

01:22:48.000 But I know there was somebody that I gave the number to to call in, and they I know this person, so I'm trying to get them on the line.

01:23:01.000 But let me see here, hold on.

01:23:08.000 Yeah, let me see if I can get my buddy on the line here.

01:23:10.000 All right.

01:23:20.000 Okay.

01:23:27.000 Give me two seconds here.

01:23:31.000 Sorry, sorry, and sorry.

01:23:33.000 Alright, this might work.

01:23:37.000 Okay.

01:23:39.000 Got him on the old Apple Watch.

01:23:41.000 Hey, it's Bellatron.

01:23:47.000 How's it going?

01:23:49.000 Oh my god, it's Donald Trump.

01:23:55.000 Nothing much, sir.

01:23:57.000 How are you?

01:23:58.000 I loved Melania's speech yesterday, and you made a great speech the day before that.

01:24:05.000 I thought that was epic.

01:24:06.000 Everything you covered was really cool.

01:24:09.000 I'm glad that we're keeping, you know, God in the Pledge of Allegiance.

01:24:14.000 That's huge.

01:24:15.000 I think that alone, the fact that the DNC took it out of the Pledge of Allegiance, and you're saying that you're going to keep back in, that might convert my lifelong Democrat grandparents.

01:24:26.000 Brian, let me tell you, number one, I'm a lifetime fan of Censored.tv.

01:24:30.000 Okay.

01:24:31.000 That's great.

01:24:32.000 It is what it is.

01:24:33.000 We're not on the air, are we?

01:24:35.000 We are.

01:24:36.000 Holy shit, we're on the air.

01:24:39.000 So I'm giving away a Bubba and Hanks.

01:24:41.000 I'm going to give away some Heshy socks. 1.00

01:24:43.000 Use Gavin.

01:24:44.000 Promo good, Gavin.

01:24:46.000 Okay, and now I gotta go.

01:24:48.000 I gotta get back with Milani.

01:24:49.000 We're making sexy, sexy love.

01:24:52.000 So wait, just to get this straight, if you will pick somebody, if they make a purchase to Bubba and Hanks or Heshy Socks, you're gonna give away, how will they get this?

01:24:52.000 Okay.

01:25:05.000 You know what?

01:25:06.000 It's not even a purchase.

01:25:07.000 I'm just gonna give away stuff for free.

01:25:09.000 Okay, so the next person that calls, they're getting a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks.

01:25:15.000 Okay.

01:25:16.000 It's gonna be huge.

01:25:17.000 Wow.

01:25:18.000 That's massive.

01:25:19.000 They're also getting a pair of Heshy socks, and that's it.

01:25:23.000 Thank you, Mr. President.

01:25:25.000 They will be so happy to hear that.

01:25:27.000 And by the way, you're doing a great job.

01:25:30.000 A lot of people, the media, crooked media, they're gonna say, oh, he didn't do a good job.

01:25:35.000 He did a great job.

01:25:36.000 Thank you for the call.

01:25:38.000 And God bless you.

01:25:40.000 And God bless America.

01:25:41.000 And Hashy Sox and Bubbin Hanks.

01:25:44.000 Thank you.

01:25:45.000 And don't forget Johnny Apple CBD and Johnny Apple CBD Express VPN.

01:25:50.000 Oliver, that's nice.

01:25:52.000 Great.

01:25:54.000 Back to character.

01:25:56.000 Of course.

01:25:59.000 You're doing great.

01:26:04.000 Let me tell you something really quickly before I go.

01:26:08.000 Are we actually on the air?

01:26:10.000 Yes, we are.

01:26:11.000 Holy ball.

01:26:14.000 Who is that?

01:26:16.000 Stack Octane from Diablo.

01:26:19.000 Oh, nobody knows what the hell that is.

01:26:21.000 Well, thank you for your call, and thank you for giving us free stuff for our next caller.

01:26:25.000 We're gonna give away some free shit.

01:26:27.000 Just call me.

01:26:28.000 Alright, doodles.

01:26:28.000 Okay, don't stay.

01:26:32.000 Okay.

01:26:34.000 Oh, this guy's been online for a while.

01:26:36.000 Hey, Peter.

01:26:40.000 Hey, what's up, Ryan Guy?

01:26:42.000 Dude, you...

01:26:47.000 Have you ever won before?

01:26:50.000 No, no.

01:26:51.000 What did I win?

01:26:52.000 You won a $50 gift certificate to Bubba and Hank's beef.

01:26:57.000 Premium Waggy Beef by veterans and patriots from Texas.

01:27:02.000 Farm-raised.

01:27:03.000 No bullshit beef.

01:27:05.000 And a pair of hashy socks.

01:27:07.000 Amazing.

01:27:10.000 Oh, dude, this stuff turns awesome.

01:27:14.000 I'm sorry, I got to get the wagon through before you do, but I got to get it.

01:27:19.000 It's okay.

01:27:22.000 Well, what was your question, bud?

01:27:24.000 Yes, sir.

01:27:29.000 Can you hear me?

01:27:29.000 I think my internet is sucking a big old peaner.

01:27:35.000 Well, we gotta bring up what's going on, so probably.

01:27:40.000 Okay, wait.

01:27:42.000 I have a solution here.

01:27:43.000 Is there a pipe?

01:27:44.000 Yeah.

01:27:45.000 So my internet is, like I said, sucking a peaner.

01:27:49.000 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call you on the old Apple Watch, and then I'm gonna wrap up the show here.

01:27:54.000 You are the last caller, and you have won.

01:27:57.000 And I'm gonna accept this call coming in, alright?

01:28:02.000 Alright.

01:28:03.000 Okay.

01:28:05.000 What do I win?

01:28:06.000 Hey, Pete.

01:28:08.000 I didn't...

01:28:08.000 Hey, what's up, Brian?

01:28:16.000 It's amazing.

01:28:17.000 It is amazing, and you also won Heshy Socks.

01:28:21.000 Okay, so it's two pairs and $100.

01:28:23.000 I'm loving it.

01:28:25.000 Well, no, $50 of beef and one pair of socks, sir.

01:28:30.000 But nice counter offer.

01:28:32.000 Okay, alright, alright.

01:28:34.000 So, my question.

01:28:35.000 Well, first, I want to bring up these callers.

01:28:39.000 Gavin hates you.

01:28:41.000 We all know Gavin really hates you.

01:28:43.000 And that's just the way it's going to be.

01:28:46.000 That's the show.

01:28:47.000 And the only thing stopping him from strangling you is because you put him out for a week.

01:28:53.000 And everyone loves that.

01:28:57.000 That is very good.

01:29:00.000 My questions.

01:29:02.000 You see, I'm looking at all these riots right now.

01:29:04.000 Steve's right, you know, everyone's freaking out.

01:29:07.000 But it looks like it's happening.

01:29:12.000 It seems like it's all set up for this election, you know?

01:29:15.000 It's almost like a win-win.

01:29:16.000 You know, Biden said voting is the most non-violent way to make a change.

01:29:21.000 But at the same time, they're promoting all this violence.

01:29:24.000 It's as if they're getting ready for a mob rule after the election, regardless of what happens.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, that's scary.

01:29:34.000 I don't see it getting better.

01:29:35.000 I mean, like, if you, here's the fucked up part, is that no matter what concessions are made to the BLM movement, as it were, I don't think it'll ever be enough because the people doing the worst things and the most mildest, 0.63

01:29:55.000 senseless, you know, things, like burning down shit that's inconsequential to what seems like a movement, that's not going to make it stop.

01:30:06.000 And then, you know, if you have, I mean, this Jacob Blake guy, Jake, is that his name, Jacob Blake?

01:30:14.000 I have a hair.

01:30:16.000 That is a by the books.

01:30:18.000 That's a by-the-books, you know, I'm pretty sure that's the way you're supposed to engage that type of...

01:30:28.000 I think he had a knife in his hand, not sure, but he went, he said he was going to get a gun, and then he opens his car, and then now they're later finding there is a gun there.

01:30:36.000 So if any just regular policing happens, the way that policing is supposed to happen, and it happens to happen to a criminal of color, then, I mean, it's just gonna, it's just gonna, the riots are gonna keep happening. 0.94

01:30:52.000 So I don't see it.

01:30:53.000 Unless the hammer's dropped on them, or we are all under martial law and we lose our rights to just walk around and be out past a certain time.

01:31:02.000 It's like we might be under a real, like, fucking, like, an actually oppressive, you know, lifestyle from here on.

01:31:14.000 But you see, the whole problem with that is that demand for instantaneous justice, and they're assuming they can get this through mob interaction, you know?

01:31:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:22.000 It's like you're not going to get justice through a mob.

01:31:25.000 The mob just decides to, you know, they'll all say, oh, this person ran over the car, you know, they ran over a protester.

01:31:32.000 And the whole mob is going to agree with them.

01:31:34.000 So something needs to change with a justice citizen, too, because all these, you know, incidents are happening.

01:31:41.000 The media is putting every single spotlight on them.

01:31:44.000 And then they're saying, you know, oh, we're going to have to wait six months until a trial happens.

01:31:47.000 Or, you know, a body cam folder gets leaked later, a few months later, after everything's already burned down.

01:31:54.000 Yeah.

01:31:56.000 Yeah.

01:31:58.000 It's approaching an illogical movement with logic.

01:32:03.000 And unfortunately, it's all just emotions and anger.

01:32:07.000 And then some of it's just like playfulness and LARPing.

01:32:10.000 And it's just like, fuck everything because I haven't contributed to it, so I don't care.

01:32:15.000 That's really what it is.

01:32:16.000 It's just like anger, revenge.

01:32:18.000 They were told this fairy tale that you should be angry because the world hates you and looks at you like you're shitty and whatever.

01:32:26.000 That's not going to stop.

01:32:27.000 I mean, just, I think what's scary is that we have to like force their civility.

01:32:35.000 And otherwise it's going to just be just like total nightmares in the streets.

01:32:40.000 But was there anything else, dude?

01:32:42.000 Because I'm going to wrap up the show and I'm going to send you.

01:32:45.000 I'm going to get your information.

01:32:46.000 We're going to send you this beef card and the socks.

01:32:50.000 Beef card.

01:32:51.000 All right.

01:32:52.000 Oh, I just want to let you know, dating apps do suck.

01:32:52.000 That's awesome.

01:32:55.000 Thank you.

01:32:56.000 And yeah, it's just this idea of government is God and you can decide to willfully put into politics whatever morality you want.

01:33:05.000 But yeah.

01:33:05.000 Yeah.

01:33:06.000 How much tag not left.

01:33:09.000 Yeah.

01:33:10.000 Not left.

01:33:13.000 Have a good night.

01:33:13.000 All right, Ryan.

01:33:14.000 All right, dude, you too.

01:33:17.000 All right.

01:33:18.000 So let me put this watch back on because it looks awesome.

01:33:21.000 So that's been the show.

01:33:24.000 And okay, wait.

01:33:26.000 Take this call, please.

01:33:27.000 I promise to go.

01:33:28.000 Okay.

01:33:29.000 So I'm going to put everybody here on the line.

01:33:32.000 And we're all going to together say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:33:39.000 Please try next week, but from right now, I'm going to see if I could add you all to the line.

01:33:47.000 Here's everybody here.

01:33:48.000 I got like five people on the line.

01:33:51.000 Yeah, you guys are all here.

01:33:52.000 We're here.

01:33:53.000 Yeah, good shit.

01:33:54.000 Cool.

01:33:55.000 By the way, fuck Pete.

01:33:57.000 Oh, fuck Pete.

01:33:58.000 Pete's a great guy.

01:34:04.000 Great talk tonight.

01:34:05.000 Thanks.

01:34:06.000 All right, guys.

01:34:09.000 I love you guys, too.

01:34:11.000 Great callers.

01:34:12.000 Listen, we're going to do a thing.

01:34:14.000 We're going to sign off.

01:34:15.000 We're going to sign off with the end of show mantra.

01:34:20.000 Okay, Trump.

01:34:22.000 So on the count of three, three.

01:34:25.000 Oh, wait.

01:34:25.000 I'm going to count down from three.

01:34:27.000 Three, two, one.

01:34:30.000 Get fired.

01:34:33.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:34.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 27, 2020

GOML LIVE #62 - LIVE FROM THE F-Z

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