Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY [2020-08-25 - S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY]

00:00:03.000 Oh, see, can you see why the bombs early?

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 As the twilight's last gleaming, whose red stripes and bright stars through the peril.

00:00:32.000 I can't sit for the rest.

00:00:39.000 Wait, we didn't think that through very well.

00:00:41.000 Are we supposed to let it play out?

00:00:42.000 Yeah, we just do we just hang up on America?

00:00:49.000 Confetti's fun, it is pretty fun.

00:00:51.000 And the way this is the perfect size, I don't like the little ones, but the way it's sort of like how it looks on camera, it just flows.

00:00:58.000 We'll be showing this is a Laura Loomer episode.

00:01:01.000 We'll be showing you all our footage from that trip.

00:01:07.000 We also should get talked to Laura Loomer.

00:01:08.000 Now, she's on her way to dinner. 0.71

00:01:09.000 I just spoke to her.

00:01:11.000 We're sort of all over the place here.

00:01:12.000 We're going to show the speeches or the highlights.

00:01:15.000 We're going to talk about how fun it was over there and how good it feels to win.

00:01:20.000 I was talking to the killer.

00:01:22.000 Uh-oh.

00:01:23.000 Look at this.

00:01:24.000 She's calling us.

00:01:28.000 Hello?

00:01:31.000 Great.

00:01:32.000 Let's do a Skype.

00:01:35.000 Okay.

00:01:36.000 We're going to call you in one second.

00:01:38.000 Right now.

00:01:40.000 Oh, oh, oh, okay.

00:01:41.000 Well, then I'll just put you on speakerphone.

00:01:43.000 How's that?

00:01:44.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:48.000 Okay, here we go.

00:01:49.000 Ready?

00:01:52.000 Laura, are you there?

00:01:54.000 I'm here, Gavin.

00:01:55.000 You're here and you're on the air.

00:01:58.000 Yes.

00:02:00.000 How do you feel right now?

00:02:03.000 Well, I feel great.

00:02:05.000 You know, we did the impossible, right?

00:02:08.000 We accomplished what we were told was impossible to do, and that was winning an election while being completely banned.

00:02:14.000 And, you know, people on the right and the left mocked me when I said I was going to run for Congress.

00:02:18.000 And they said that I could never win and that I was too controversial and that you could never win a race while having no social media.

00:02:26.000 But I did it.

00:02:27.000 I did it.

00:02:27.000 You did it.

00:02:28.000 And the whole entire world is now talking about it.

00:02:30.000 It is literally the most trending story on Twitter right now.

00:02:34.000 And CNN is having a meltdown.

00:02:35.000 I mean, Jake Tapper honestly looked like he was going to cry yesterday.

00:02:38.000 He was on air calling me a deranged bigot.

00:02:41.000 And look, regardless of the outcome of the race, if I could do one thing and that is to make Jake Tapper cry, you know, it's a race well done.

00:02:51.000 Wouldn't you agree?

00:02:53.000 Here is why they freak out.

00:02:55.000 This isn't two people playing chess where they both love the game and there's fair moves and you follow the rules.

00:03:01.000 They cheat.

00:03:02.000 All they care about is winning.

00:03:04.000 They don't care about family.

00:03:05.000 They'll throw their kids under the bus and you beat them at their own game.

00:03:09.000 So the only way to hurt the left is by winning.

00:03:13.000 And I think the only way to make moves right now on the right is obviously not social media.

00:03:17.000 It's obviously not academia.

00:03:19.000 It's obviously not the internet.

00:03:21.000 It's by gaining political stature, political power.

00:03:25.000 So you nailed them two ways.

00:03:27.000 You nailed them because all they care about is winning and you won.

00:03:30.000 And you also, at our last venue, which is politics, you won there.

00:03:36.000 And you know what?

00:03:36.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.000 Andrew Bybright always used to say is that politics is downstream from culture.

00:03:41.000 And I've effectively penetrated their culture, which the left, of course, thinks they have a stronghold on.

00:03:46.000 And they know that's why they banned me, right?

00:03:48.000 That's why they banned you because we're effective culture warriors.

00:03:51.000 And they don't like the fact that we're funny, we're charming, we're effective, you know.

00:03:56.000 And I even saw Democrats online talking about, wow, Loomer's really dangerous.

00:04:01.000 Like, she actually knows good branding.

00:04:04.000 Did you see that party?

00:04:05.000 Wow, it was a great party.

00:04:06.000 I mean, she really has appealed to the youth.

00:04:09.000 And, you know, they were just going nuts.

00:04:11.000 And because they know, look, they know that I am, that I am not a radical.

00:04:16.000 And they had to ban me because I was too effective at exposing them and their lies.

00:04:16.000 Okay.

00:04:21.000 And, you know, we do it in a very entertaining way that flipped people.

00:04:26.000 So now the entire left-wing media and the establishment, right-wing media is losing their minds.

00:04:33.000 Fox News hasn't even called me.

00:04:34.000 I mean, can you believe this is the number one most talked about story in the world right now online?

00:04:38.000 And, you know, we've had over 200 articles, and that's not even an exaggeration written about this campaign in the last 48 hours.

00:04:46.000 And where's Fox News, right?

00:04:48.000 So they want to act like, I don't have a chance.

00:04:50.000 And this is the same thing that they said about Trump.

00:04:53.000 Today, the National Review published an article.

00:04:55.000 They said that, well, the plus side is that she has no chance in winning. 1.00

00:04:58.000 I remember them saying the same exact thing about Donald Trump.

00:05:02.000 Why is National Review scared of you?

00:05:05.000 Because your views on radical Islam?

00:05:08.000 Yeah, they're like calling me, you know, they're making me out to be like some awful Nazi because I, you know, have spoken out against terrorism.

00:05:17.000 That's really where we're at today.

00:05:19.000 To be against the radical left and radical Islam is to be far right.

00:05:25.000 Exactly.

00:05:26.000 And, you know, they seem to think that as a Jewish woman, I should have allowed myself to have been raped and killed inside an Uber by a Muslim driver who flipped out on me for being Jewish rather than express my outrage over the fact that Uber is hiring Islamic terrorists.

00:05:40.000 So woke culture is dangerous.

00:05:44.000 It's lethal.

00:05:48.000 Just like you can, you know, potentially, you know, suffer harm or find yourself in a dangerous situation by getting in an Uber with a radical Islamic driver who supports ISIS.

00:06:03.000 You know, you can find yourself in similar situations if you subscribe to this lethal, and it really is lethal.

00:06:09.000 Okay, the principles and the values and the talking points that the left is now proposing, we're talking about defunding the police and letting yourself get robbed or letting yourself get raped as a form of accepting your white privilege or not speaking out about the fact that Uber is hiring ISIS terrorists.

00:06:27.000 I mean, these are policies that are going to get people killed.

00:06:29.000 And you shouldn't Have your lives destroyed and be digitally exterminated by the big tech social media companies for expressing outrage over them.

00:06:37.000 Yeah, I see you as fairly moderate.

00:06:40.000 You don't want to die.

00:06:42.000 You're not ashamed of being Jewish or being slightly right of center.

00:06:48.000 And that turns you into some crazy Nazi. 0.82

00:06:50.000 And I love that they're shifting all of their attention now into November and saying, all right, well, guys, guys, she's going to lose in November.

00:06:57.000 Because that means the butthurt is going to be so magnified when you do win in November.

00:07:03.000 Exactly.

00:07:04.000 And they just can't handle it.

00:07:06.000 Look, they know what's funny about me is that they're spending so much time talking about me.

00:07:11.000 Like millions, if not billions of people now know about me than more know about me today than they did yesterday or the day before or before winning my election because they are going absolutely insane.

00:07:24.000 And for people who don't seem to think that I'm going to win, they sure as hell are spending a whole lot of time talking about me.

00:07:29.000 And you know what's ironic too is like you were on stage with me, right?

00:07:32.000 You were on stage at the event and I'm looking at photos today of all of the different pictures that were taken of this great party.

00:07:39.000 And you have to make it.

00:07:40.000 And that was one hell of a party.

00:07:41.000 It was fantastic.

00:07:42.000 It was an amazing party.

00:07:44.000 And, you know, I have a coalition called Muslims for Loomer.

00:07:50.000 I had my campaign kickoff at a diner owned by a Muslim Republican woman. 0.94

00:07:54.000 The Muslim Republicans love me.

00:07:56.000 And what people don't understand is that some of the biggest victims of Islamists and Islamic terrorism are Muslims themselves, especially Muslim women.

00:08:08.000 Yeah, especially in Muslim countries like Pakistan. 0.99

00:08:10.000 No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

00:08:12.000 Yeah, and the woman who supports me is from Pakistan.

00:08:16.000 That's amazing.

00:08:17.000 Yeah, it was one of the most diverse groups I've ever been, not just racially, but there was gays, Jews, there was Muslims, there was every possible group.

00:08:28.000 It was so much more diverse than a Joe Biden rally or any DNC type of rally.

00:08:33.000 Exactly.

00:08:34.000 And then Milo jokes, she goes, wow, for Laura being a so-called white supremacist, I feel like she has more non-white volunteers than white volunteers. 0.92

00:08:46.000 You know what's funny?

00:08:47.000 I talked to some of the volunteers backstage and they go, phew, this is a relief.

00:08:50.000 Right.

00:08:51.000 She's definitely won now.

00:08:52.000 We know she's won.

00:08:53.000 Did you think she was going to win?

00:08:54.000 And every single one of them said, I never doubted for one second that she was going to win.

00:08:58.000 I wouldn't be here.

00:08:59.000 I wouldn't have done all this volunteering if I wasn't positive she was going to win.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, you know, look, I have the best volunteers in the world and they are so dedicated.

00:09:09.000 And some of these people, they dedicate so much time, like it's a full-time job.

00:09:12.000 And they're just amazing people and they all have different stories.

00:09:15.000 They all come from different backgrounds.

00:09:17.000 A lot of them feel silenced.

00:09:19.000 And, you know, the common theme on this campaign is people who refuse to be silenced.

00:09:23.000 And so, look, we're going to fight this fight.

00:09:26.000 And I don't really care about what they say about me.

00:09:28.000 Look, I don't know if the media is trying to like ruin my self-esteem.

00:09:31.000 Like, maybe if we just attack this 27-year-old woman enough, she's going to get low self-esteem and, you know, go crawl away. 1.00

00:09:37.000 But every time they lie about me or smear me or write a nasty article, it only makes me stronger.

00:09:42.000 And it just empowers me more because I realize, oh my God, these people are so vicious.

00:09:46.000 They're so awful.

00:09:47.000 And look what they're doing to me.

00:09:49.000 Imagine the innocent people whose lives they're going to ruin if they get the power to do so.

00:09:53.000 And I am not going to allow for innocent people to have their lives destroyed the same way these people have tried to destroy my life.

00:10:00.000 And I don't care what they say about me.

00:10:03.000 I don't have anything to lose anymore.

00:10:05.000 They took my business.

00:10:06.000 They took my money.

00:10:07.000 Okay.

00:10:08.000 They took my personal relationships.

00:10:10.000 They've already tainted my reputation.

00:10:13.000 They have done everything in their power that they already can prior to me running for office to attack me.

00:10:20.000 And I still won an election with all of those nasty things and lies about me being spewed online.

00:10:25.000 I won my election with double digits.

00:10:27.000 Okay.

00:10:28.000 And I'm telling you right now, Democrats and independents, they are appalled by what the radical left has done to me.

00:10:34.000 I'm not talking about radical Democrats, but moderate Democrats, these are people in my demographic here in this district, you're talking about people in their 60s and 70s.

00:10:44.000 They grew up in the generation where it was the Democrat Party that was the party of free speech.

00:10:48.000 Now it's the Republican Party that's the party of free speech.

00:10:52.000 And, you know, I am very transparent.

00:10:55.000 If someone asks me a question, I answer the question.

00:10:55.000 I'm open.

00:10:58.000 I don't have anything to hide.

00:10:59.000 And so if someone says, well, why did you say this?

00:11:02.000 I say, well, this is why.

00:11:03.000 And most of the time, like these Democrats or independents are sitting there shaking their head and they said, you know, I don't like, I don't like President Trump, but I'm going to vote for you because I think that what has happened to you is really awful.

00:11:14.000 And, you know, look, you had to be a Republican to vote in this primary because it's a closed primary.

00:11:20.000 So, you know, there's a lot of independents and Democrats I met who wanted to vote for me.

00:11:23.000 They just didn't change their registration on time and they'll be able to vote for me in the general.

00:11:27.000 So that's fantastic.

00:11:28.000 The Democrats say I'm not going to win.

00:11:30.000 I say game on.

00:11:31.000 Well, you know, you talk about sabotage and your social media and everything, but I think the most egregious part of this entire election, and it's getting very little play, we'll talk about this.

00:11:43.000 We just started the show.

00:11:44.000 We'll talk about this with the Gateway Pundit article, but CBS released the results of this election 48 hours before it was over, and they said you're at 2%.

00:11:57.000 What did it end at?

00:11:58.000 You at 41 and the next one up at 20?

00:12:01.000 43.

00:12:02.000 And honestly, I probably would have had even more of that if CBS hadn't lied and suppressed the vote.

00:12:07.000 I mean, they call me a racist, but their tactics are the tactics used by actual racist segregationists who suppress voters, right?

00:12:16.000 They said that I had only gotten 2% of the vote 48 hours prior.

00:12:21.000 So, you know, that tells people, oh, well, then I'm not going to go vote for her if the elections have already been called.

00:12:27.000 So, you know, it's called election tampering and it's actually illegal what they did.

00:12:33.000 And we are exploring our legal options.

00:12:35.000 And, you know, it was funny because CBS News, they didn't have time to take it down, right?

00:12:41.000 They said that they weren't going to take it down.

00:12:43.000 But then the night of my election, when it became increasingly evident that I was winning, they were frantically calling Karen Jorno, my chief strategist, like begging to speak with us.

00:12:52.000 But we didn't have time because I'm about to take the stage.

00:12:55.000 And so I'm going to be personally sending, I'm going to take a copy of today's Palm Beach Post paper and I'm going to personally sign it and send a copy to John Greed, the news director over at CBS News, just so that he can forever remember that I got a double-digit victory here.

00:13:15.000 I don't want that story to die.

00:13:17.000 It's like the stakeout in front of Roger Stone's house where they coincidentally were there 15 minutes early.

00:13:21.000 This is huge.

00:13:22.000 And it needs to be promoted for 48 hours of four based on 100% reporting.

00:13:27.000 Go call your buddy Tucker.

00:13:29.000 I mean, honestly, don't you think it's a little weird that, you know, Tucker Carlson, who, like, you know, claims to be such a champion for free speech, like, won't talk about my case?

00:13:37.000 I mean, I just won.

00:13:39.000 And I hate, it's so funny how Fox News always acts like, oh, well, we don't have a blacklist here.

00:13:44.000 I mean, you can't go online and talk about free speech and then enforce Suzanne Scott's blacklist at Fox News. 0.84

00:13:51.000 I mean, look, I'm a Tucker fan and I like Tucker Carlson.

00:13:53.000 But if you're going to rail against the radical left for suppressing people's free speech, then why don't you say no, you know, to the woman upstairs who is enforcing blacklists? 0.60

00:14:06.000 That's why you're not on Fox News.

00:14:08.000 Don't even try to tell me that this isn't real.

00:14:09.000 Well, I'm blacklisted because I crapped all over Fox News and said, screw you guys for having me there for eight years.

00:14:15.000 Screw them too.

00:14:16.000 I mean, Fox News is trash.

00:14:17.000 We all know that.

00:14:18.000 But look, they didn't even mention my race, you know?

00:14:23.000 So I just think it's really interesting.

00:14:24.000 And this is a scandal, and they're not talking about it.

00:14:26.000 It's a scandal that Facebook said that it was okay for people to murder me and you.

00:14:31.000 Why does he talk about that?

00:14:33.000 These are big stories, Gavin.

00:14:35.000 These are big stories.

00:14:36.000 And people look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them because they don't even believe them.

00:14:40.000 But yes, these big tech companies did say that it was okay for us to be murdered.

00:14:45.000 And yes, they are now banning people through their internet service providers if they support Laura Loomer.

00:14:51.000 Yes, they are now suppressing voters and lying about election results.

00:14:55.000 I mean, you'd think that we're living in some third world country in like sub-Saharan Africa where they actually suppress people's votes.

00:15:04.000 And the media has their body parts decapitated if they go against the dictators in charge.

00:15:12.000 It begets a new adjective, Mugabian.

00:15:15.000 We're living in Mugabian times.

00:15:18.000 Like apparently, apparently these, yeah, I feel like these press, they would be better suited in a Mugabian regime.

00:15:24.000 You're right.

00:15:25.000 All right, Laura, well, I know you got to get to dinner.

00:15:27.000 Thank you so much for speaking to us last minute.

00:15:30.000 We're about to dive deep into all this.

00:15:32.000 Thank you so much for flying out.

00:15:33.000 And it meant so much to me to have you there because really what we did is we gave a big middle finger to the establishment.

00:15:40.000 And don't think that the tech executives didn't see that either.

00:15:43.000 We basically turned canceled culture on its head at my victory party.

00:15:46.000 We had the canceled culture cool kids club.

00:15:49.000 It was me, it was you, it was Roger, it was Milo, it was Faith Goldie.

00:15:53.000 The only one we were really missing was we were missing Alex Jones, who unfortunately couldn't come because of a family issue that came up.

00:16:01.000 But, you know, it's amazing.

00:16:03.000 And we are now, they realize, oh my God, shit, we tried to kill these people off and we can't.

00:16:08.000 You know, they're still here.

00:16:09.000 They're still here.

00:16:10.000 What on earth are we going to do?

00:16:11.000 And you know that Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey are shitting their pants right now because they just released a story on Politico today that said that Twitter Twitter announced that they're not going to give Laura Loomer her account back.

00:16:23.000 So first it was like, oh yeah, we're going to let only you, any candidate who runs for office can have a verified check mark.

00:16:30.000 Okay, Laura Loomer files to run for Congress very next day. 0.99

00:16:33.000 All right, change your terms of service here.

00:16:36.000 No, if you're a candidate, you have to win your primary first in order to get a verified Twitter account and have access, thinking that I would never win my primary.

00:16:44.000 Laura Loomer wins her primary.

00:16:46.000 Okay, hey, are you going to let Laura Loomer have her account?

00:16:49.000 All right, we admit it.

00:16:50.000 We just hate Laura Loomer. 0.53

00:16:52.000 No Laura Loomer's allowed. 0.93

00:16:53.000 That's our policy once and for all.

00:16:55.000 So true.

00:16:57.000 When are they going to admit it?

00:16:59.000 I just wish, okay, I just hate the pretending.

00:17:03.000 Why doesn't Jack Dorsey just make everyone's day and put in there an amended term of service that says, no Laura Loomer's allowed?

00:17:12.000 That's what it comes down to.

00:17:14.000 It's what it is about.

00:17:16.000 I mean, it's just, it's so laughable at this point in time, Gavin.

00:17:19.000 But we all know it's a bunch of bullcrap.

00:17:21.000 Yep.

00:17:22.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

00:17:22.000 All right.

00:17:24.000 Have fun.

00:17:25.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:17:26.000 And congratulations.

00:17:27.000 Thanks.

00:17:27.000 Bye.

00:17:28.000 Bye-bye.

00:17:31.000 Turning off my phone like a boomer here. 1.00

00:17:34.000 Was that too abrupt of a goodbye?

00:17:36.000 I don't think so.

00:17:37.000 That was great.

00:17:37.000 I guess I'm feeling insecure.

00:17:38.000 Let's get as much confetti as we can on the table. 0.90

00:17:43.000 Bring it down.

00:17:44.000 Spread it around.

00:17:44.000 Bring it down.

00:17:46.000 You know, they banned the most party-friendly flag ever?

00:17:51.000 The confetti flag?

00:17:53.000 Yeah, it's the Confederate flag.

00:17:55.000 There's no confetti flag.

00:17:56.000 Oh, I thought there was.

00:17:57.000 Okay.

00:17:59.000 Go back to that political article, though.

00:18:01.000 This is what they're doing with Laura.

00:18:03.000 They have this one ugly picture of her where she's leaning back like this.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, she doesn't even look like that. 0.99

00:18:09.000 Yeah.

00:18:10.000 And it's shot from below.

00:18:11.000 Hi, I'm Laura Loomer.

00:18:13.000 That might be edited.

00:18:14.000 No, it's not edited.

00:18:15.000 But if you're leaning back, you're trying to see something far away, and then someone gets really low and shoots up, you can get a picture of that.

00:18:22.000 She's breathtaking.

00:18:24.000 She's incredibly attractive.

00:18:26.000 And I've seen that picture more than any other picture.

00:18:28.000 Political is supposed to be right-wing.

00:18:30.000 And I almost brought this up with Laura, but I didn't want to drag it out too long.

00:18:34.000 That came up on stage a lot too.

00:18:36.000 This isn't a left-right thing.

00:18:37.000 Fuck both of them.

00:18:38.000 The establishment is right-wing, too.

00:18:40.000 The establishment is the GOP.

00:18:41.000 The establishment is Fox News.

00:18:45.000 And when the chairman of the GOP called her at our hotel room, we were all waiting upstairs.

00:18:50.000 There was like an after-party headquarters room.

00:18:53.000 And she said, we're watching you.

00:18:54.000 You're a change agent, she said.

00:18:57.000 And Karen, the killer, who worked on the Trump campaign and worked for Bush for, I think, 20 years, we were both sort of like, everyone was clapping and, yeah, it's a big deal.

00:19:09.000 GOP sponsor.

00:19:10.000 And I think Karen and I were both sort of going, thanks, but it's a little late.

00:19:16.000 The night she's about to win, you said, okay, you're in the in crowd now.

00:19:20.000 Where were you?

00:19:22.000 When I was on the fringe.

00:19:24.000 That's the problem with the right.

00:19:26.000 And that's why I call us the, I keep forgetting our name, the not lefts?

00:19:31.000 Not left.

00:19:31.000 Yeah, that's why we're called the not lefts.

00:19:33.000 Because the right is nothing to be proud of.

00:19:36.000 fucking nerds. 0.76

00:19:37.000 Has Ben Shapiro ever smoked a joint?

00:19:40.000 Has Dave Rubin ever been in a fight?

00:19:43.000 Has Ted Cruz ever been in a fight?

00:19:48.000 Anyway, let's start the Loomer show.

00:19:51.000 So we should start at the beginning, right?

00:19:54.000 Can you get me a beer, by the way?

00:19:55.000 Sure, buddy.

00:19:57.000 But come on.

00:20:00.000 I knew I wouldn't be able to go to my gym until I got a test if I went down to this, but I thought, fuck it, I can quarantine or do that little nostril thing. 1.00

00:20:08.000 The tests are getting easier now.

00:20:10.000 Like, there's a place near my house where, thanks, you just get a swab. 0.99

00:20:14.000 Did I tell you this?

00:20:15.000 Yep.

00:20:15.000 Swab, no appointment necessary, and then the next day they tell you whether you have it or not.

00:20:20.000 And the answer is no, you don't have it.

00:20:23.000 No one does.

00:20:25.000 In a country of 331 million, we are up to 170,000 deaths.

00:20:32.000 I don't believe 70,000 of those.

00:20:35.000 So we're up to 100,000 deaths.

00:20:37.000 That's a fairly bad flu season, folks.

00:20:40.000 This time in 1969, we also had 100,000 flu deaths.

00:20:44.000 You know what we did?

00:20:45.000 We had a party called Woodstock.

00:20:48.000 So while Howard Stern bitches and moans about masks, the exact same scenario, 50 years ago, everyone was parting their asses off.

00:21:01.000 So she called.

00:21:02.000 And the funny thing about Laura is, like at this point, I go, aren't I a pariah?

00:21:06.000 Are you sure you want to do this?

00:21:07.000 And the more mainstream she gets, the more edgy she becomes. 1.00

00:21:12.000 Like when I showed up with my mask, I go, hey, should I be wearing a mask here?

00:21:16.000 Like I was walking on eggshells.

00:21:18.000 Milo was the opposite.

00:21:19.000 He's like, I need to be part of this, darling.

00:21:21.000 In every picture you see of them celebrating, Milo's like pulling her in close.

00:21:25.000 I was sort of standing back.

00:21:27.000 I thought, I don't want to, I don't want them to say, you know, far-right, proud boys, candid or something.

00:21:34.000 But she doesn't care about that stuff. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Like she's kissing Enrique. 0.96

00:21:38.000 Well, thanks for coming, posing in pictures with him.

00:21:42.000 But anyway, I asked her about the mask and she goes, but don't do that commie shit here. 1.00

00:21:45.000 She threw it aside.

00:21:47.000 And then I said, I have a line in my speech.

00:21:49.000 I'll put the speech on the on the site because I kind of strayed from it.

00:21:54.000 I think it's on there.

00:21:56.000 No, no, the actual text.

00:21:58.000 Oh.

00:22:00.000 Yeah, that was all off the cuff.

00:22:03.000 But I said, I'm talking about how the left are Bolsheviks and all they care about is winning.

00:22:07.000 And Bolsheviks will spin on a dime if it helps them win, if it means more power. 0.90

00:22:12.000 And I thought, you see that with the left, like liberal Jews shitting on Israel and supporting Palestine. 0.86

00:22:17.000 And I go, this one's a bit racy because Karen the killer had come up to me and said, can you not do penis jokes, please, on stage? 1.00

00:22:24.000 I don't want to hear any dick jokes.

00:22:26.000 I was like, well, now all I think about is dick jokes.

00:22:28.000 It's like, don't think of a giraffe.

00:22:30.000 All you see is a giraffe in your head.

00:22:33.000 But I showed her this line that said, you know, the Bolsheviks and the pivot.

00:22:36.000 And we even have secular liberal Jews in America, you know, betraying Israel and supporting Palestine. 0.93

00:22:42.000 And I go, is that going to be an issue?

00:22:44.000 And she goes, let me fix that.

00:22:45.000 And then she just puts quotation marks on either side of the word Palestine.

00:22:49.000 And then she goes, there you go.

00:22:50.000 That's great.

00:22:51.000 This is before she won.

00:22:54.000 I said to Karen, what's Karen's name?

00:22:56.000 Look up Karen the Kirino. 0.62

00:22:58.000 What is it?

00:22:59.000 Guillorno.

00:23:00.000 That sounds right.

00:23:00.000 Kareno.

00:23:02.000 Short and sweet and to the point.

00:23:04.000 She was fun to hang out with.

00:23:06.000 I was sitting with the after party, after the party.

00:23:08.000 Most after parties are after parties.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:23:12.000 And I said, God, this is fun.

00:23:12.000 Guorno.

00:23:14.000 And everyone's talking, they're still strategizing and talking about they got this many votes here.

00:23:18.000 And it reminds me of like boxing.

00:23:21.000 They talk about weight class and stuff and what's his record?

00:23:24.000 Two KOs and all this kind of stuff.

00:23:26.000 And oh, Ohio went this way and these voters did that.

00:23:28.000 And I said, I'm liking this.

00:23:32.000 I want to be part of this.

00:23:33.000 This is fun.

00:23:34.000 All these charts and stuff.

00:23:35.000 It's a very dude thing, all these graphs and data.

00:23:38.000 And Karen goes, yeah, it's not quite as fun when you lose.

00:23:44.000 That's pretty depressing.

00:23:46.000 I thought, yeah, if we were all sitting in this room with the champagne sitting there and all the beer and everyone was just sort of like, next time, we'll get them next time.

00:24:00.000 So what happens?

00:24:01.000 I get on the plane.

00:24:02.000 I think I sent you a picture of my drink.

00:24:05.000 You did.

00:24:06.000 I think I fly first class during the pandemic because it's 400 bucks.

00:24:13.000 And so I go there to the airport and I say, can I get a maker's double while I'm waiting here?

00:24:18.000 You can't sit at any restaurants.

00:24:20.000 A lot of airports have no booze.

00:24:23.000 Nobu has no booze.

00:24:25.000 And this is what they give you.

00:24:28.000 How Soviet is this?

00:24:30.000 Contains alcohol.

00:24:32.000 Must be 21 to purchase.

00:24:34.000 Cannot continue on plane.

00:24:37.000 One portion of alcohol for.

00:24:39.000 You are drinking Makersmark Bourbon from America.

00:24:42.000 You want it on the rocks.

00:24:43.000 Here are rocks.

00:24:45.000 Pour it onto rocks at your own convenience.

00:24:48.000 2.4 meters, the milliliters.

00:24:51.000 That looks like a piss sample.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, it does.

00:24:54.000 Drink your piss sample on your own reconnaissance. 0.82

00:24:59.000 So anyway, I get on the plane and first class sucks.

00:25:02.000 Here's my theory.

00:25:03.000 I have a theory.

00:25:04.000 Brontosaurs are very thin at one end, then they get big in the middle and then skinny.

00:25:09.000 Can you find that?

00:25:11.000 Monty Python theory brontosaur.

00:25:14.000 I have a theory that the good planes, the ones that have the screens and all the cool sit back, first class, I think they're all docked because it's like your Ferrari.

00:25:25.000 You don't want to take it out if it's not a big deal.

00:25:28.000 So they don't want to waste those planes.

00:25:29.000 So now they're bringing back shitty planes from the pre-screen days.

00:25:34.000 And here we go.

00:25:41.000 When did screens appear on planes?

00:25:44.000 I remember it being the 90s.

00:25:47.000 So am I in early 90s planes when I'm not seeing a screen?

00:25:53.000 I have with me tonight Ann Elk, Mrs. Anne Elk.

00:25:59.000 You have a new theory about the Brontosaurus.

00:26:03.000 Can I just say here Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus exactly what is it the economy doesn't stand up your new theory Oh, what is my theory?

00:26:30.000 Oh, what is my theory that it is?

00:26:33.000 Well, Chris, you may well ask me what is my theory This is terrible.

00:26:39.000 I am asking these are the greatest of all time I'm trying to like it I'm trying to meet it halfway of mine Well, this is what it is my theory that I have that is to say which is mine is mine Yes, I know it's yours What is it?

00:26:58.000 Where?

00:27:01.000 This is brutal.

00:27:02.000 Can we stop?

00:27:04.000 I'm uncomfortable.

00:27:09.000 M begins.

00:27:10.000 Now, all brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.

00:27:19.000 That is my theory.

00:27:20.000 It is mine and belongs to me, and I own it and what it is too.

00:27:26.000 Whoa.

00:27:27.000 I noticed that with SCTV.

00:27:29.000 Oh my God.

00:27:30.000 I grew up with SCTV.

00:27:31.000 It's the half-wits, and there's so many great sketches.

00:27:33.000 I thought that was.

00:27:34.000 Let me put in the box.

00:27:34.000 Yeah, Half-Wits is perfect.

00:27:36.000 I put in the box set, and I'm watching all the other sketches going.

00:27:40.000 There was gems, don't get me wrong.

00:27:43.000 But a lot of it reeked.

00:27:45.000 Am I going to think of that when I look up old Kids in the Hall sketches?

00:27:48.000 Old SNL.

00:27:49.000 Old SNL.

00:27:50.000 Cheese bodyguard.

00:27:51.000 Cheese bodyguard.

00:27:52.000 You like it, that's awesome.

00:27:52.000 Look that one up.

00:27:53.000 It's not very lumer-centric, but.

00:27:57.000 Apparently, the staff, the cast at SNL would go to this late-night burger joint, and there was this immigrant guy who would just yell, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

00:27:57.000 Yeah.

00:28:06.000 And then John Belushi started doing his voice.

00:28:09.000 And it's supposed to be the funniest thing in the world.

00:28:15.000 Nice camera work.

00:28:19.000 No, no tuna.

00:28:20.000 You're out of tuna?

00:28:21.000 No tuna, you cheeseburger?

00:28:24.000 Uh, just wait a minute.

00:28:25.000 Cheeseburger?

00:28:26.000 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 0.97

00:28:27.000 We got it out there, we ain't got it out there.

00:28:28.000 Okay, we're gonna have a tuna, we're gonna have a tuna.

00:28:29.000 Okay, what are you gonna have?

00:28:31.000 I think I'll have grilled cheese and a Coke.

00:28:33.000 Grilled cheese, no I'm gonna cheese.

00:28:36.000 No grilled cheese.

00:28:37.000 Cheeseburger.

00:28:39.000 No problem.

00:28:41.000 Okay, Pepsi and fresh fries.

00:28:43.000 No fries, cheap.

00:28:44.000 Okay, cheap.

00:28:45.000 One cheeseburger, one Pepsi, one cheap.

00:28:47.000 Cheeseburger.

00:28:48.000 Pepsi, cheap.

00:28:49.000 What do you want?

00:28:50.000 I have a cheeseburger in a small poke.

00:28:51.000 It's terrible too.

00:28:52.000 Yes.

00:28:52.000 Yes, it is.

00:28:54.000 It ruined our show.

00:28:58.000 That's a wow.

00:28:59.000 Put in kids in the hall.

00:29:01.000 Okay.

00:29:02.000 Yeah, we got to hit something.

00:29:03.000 We got to hit something.

00:29:04.000 You know, what?

00:29:06.000 What sketch here?

00:29:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:29:09.000 What?

00:29:10.000 What sketch?

00:29:10.000 That's a high-quality show.

00:29:12.000 What kids in the hall sketch?

00:29:13.000 Just put in kids in the hall.

00:29:15.000 Okay.

00:29:15.000 See what comes up.

00:29:16.000 You know what else stands up?

00:29:18.000 Whitest kids you know. 0.90

00:29:20.000 I hope so.

00:29:20.000 There she is good.

00:29:21.000 Does Mr. Show stand up?

00:29:23.000 This could be a whole show where we see if all these shows stand up.

00:29:27.000 Just click randomly anywhere.

00:29:28.000 All right.

00:29:29.000 Because that Monty Python sketch wasn't very famous.

00:29:32.000 I just know it because my dad loved it.

00:29:34.000 That's why I think of every time I say I have a theory.

00:29:37.000 And my theory is that they're docking good planes and leaving us with the shit.

00:29:41.000 This is an opening sketch.

00:29:42.000 Maybe we can go to this one here.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's going to be weird.

00:29:48.000 Let's jump in the middle.

00:29:50.000 All right, let's try this.

00:29:51.000 Let's go.

00:29:56.000 No.

00:29:57.000 No?

00:29:58.000 Alright, then that must be the Burgundy, and that is the German. 0.94

00:30:02.000 No, no.

00:30:04.000 Alright, then that must be the Chevlis. 0.99

00:30:06.000 No.

00:30:07.000 No?

00:30:08.000 Well, I think we can find our way down that road alone now.

00:30:11.000 Thank you very much.

00:30:16.000 Isn't this exciting?

00:30:18.000 You know, normally I just ordered the one bottle, but when I saw how many wines they had by the glass, I thought, why not have an adventure?

00:30:25.000 So here we are.

00:30:26.000 That's the Chablis. 0.80

00:30:26.000 Here, try this one. 0.80

00:30:28.000 Oh, thank you.

00:30:28.000 No.

00:30:31.000 How is it?

00:30:32.000 It's alright.

00:30:33.000 It's alright.

00:30:36.000 So, let's look at the menu, shall we?

00:30:38.000 This isn't as cringy as the other, but it's just pleasant.

00:30:44.000 Him as a woman gets me every time. 1.00

00:30:46.000 I'm not a tight one, if that's what you're saying.

00:30:48.000 I'm just thinking that.

00:30:49.000 Oh, really?

00:30:50.000 Oh, dressing as a woman is irritating. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Just his face as a woman. 0.99

00:30:55.000 I don't know.

00:30:55.000 Yeah, that's a sight gap.

00:30:57.000 Okay.

00:30:57.000 Anyway, what a weird tangent.

00:30:58.000 So get on the plane.

00:31:01.000 First class sucks.

00:31:03.000 They have booze.

00:31:04.000 They have Buffalo Trace.

00:31:05.000 No Maker's Mark.

00:31:07.000 Fine.

00:31:08.000 Managed to catch a quick nap.

00:31:10.000 Get down there.

00:31:12.000 And we're off to the races right away.

00:31:15.000 We've got a bunch of rooms allotted to us under our secret name, Sid Vicious.

00:31:20.000 And, yeah, we...

00:31:25.000 It's time to...

00:31:29.000 I meet with Laura.

00:31:30.000 She's being filmed for some documentary.

00:31:32.000 They're doing a very long-term thing.

00:31:35.000 She's cool as a cucumber. 0.99

00:31:37.000 And there's a cop there.

00:31:40.000 Now, you thought what we previously just did.

00:31:44.000 This is after.

00:31:44.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:45.000 This is before.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, this is right before I arrived.

00:31:48.000 Who filmed it?

00:31:49.000 I did.

00:31:50.000 Okay.

00:31:52.000 Oh, I was doing a Coke joke.

00:31:53.000 Henrique is jumping into the Coke joke.

00:31:57.000 That's the arm of this suit.

00:32:02.000 That's Karen I was just talking about. 0.99

00:32:05.000 Trump's killer.

00:32:07.000 He's great.

00:32:09.000 I like dice.

00:32:14.000 I believe so, yes.

00:32:18.000 Do you have any volume on this?

00:32:20.000 Yeah, there's nothing to latch onto, but I screened all these before.

00:32:26.000 Milo was like, he seemed pretty high up.

00:32:29.000 Almost Second in command, and I said, What are you doing down there?

00:32:33.000 And he's like, Oh, Laura, I want to be there to support her and help her through this time and make sure she's okay.

00:32:39.000 And then I realized, No, this is your new gig because he was running around with a clipboard, making sure I had my speech printed up, making sure I had Bud.

00:32:46.000 I asked for a Budweiser, he got me a bucket on ice.

00:32:48.000 Wow, yeah, he was the real code ripper.

00:32:51.000 Oh, damn.

00:32:55.000 This will be funny.

00:32:56.000 Do you want to be on camera?

00:32:58.000 No?

00:32:58.000 Okay.

00:32:59.000 I'm just recording now.

00:33:01.000 I'm just recording B-roll right now.

00:33:05.000 So the audio dropped out before and then it stopped streaming off because this is all tech crap.

00:33:13.000 There's Jacob Wall back there.

00:33:15.000 Yep, Jacob.

00:33:15.000 So this was like a...

00:33:22.000 Roger Stone jumped out of a photograph I was in.

00:33:24.000 Really?

00:33:25.000 But there was other people in it too.

00:33:27.000 I don't know what.

00:33:28.000 Huh.

00:33:29.000 But he may have been avoiding the G. We got along. 0.56

00:33:32.000 We hung out great.

00:33:33.000 Where do you see his speech?

00:33:35.000 Yeah.

00:33:36.000 When he did his speech, without looking at any notes, I was just like, this is Jimi Hendrix playing guitar.

00:33:42.000 Like, this guy's been doing this forever.

00:33:44.000 This, and it wasn't phony.

00:33:46.000 There was no pausing.

00:33:48.000 It was just like you're watching.

00:33:50.000 There's nothing better than watching someone who really has their craft down, just nailing it.

00:33:57.000 Like big picture thinking, small picture microcosms to explain everything else.

00:34:02.000 It was just, oh, like Milo and me were pretty good, I think.

00:34:05.000 You were great.

00:34:06.000 That was one of your best friends.

00:34:07.000 Laura was good too.

00:34:08.000 But it was not Roger Stone levels.

00:34:12.000 He was in a complete, we were all down here.

00:34:14.000 Well, I would say Laura was here.

00:34:16.000 Milo was here.

00:34:17.000 I was there.

00:34:17.000 We're all in the same kind of zone doing little talks.

00:34:20.000 And then there was Roger Stone.

00:34:22.000 Roger Stone.

00:34:25.000 Which was insulted when you did your Roger Stone level?

00:34:27.000 Well, you made me do it.

00:34:31.000 But he seemed to like it because he was playing along with it.

00:34:33.000 He was like, it's this arm that you have to do because it doesn't know what it's doing.

00:34:37.000 It just goes over here and goes over there.

00:34:39.000 So he played along with it.

00:34:40.000 Who knows if he was pissed off?

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 He wanted to help you with your Roger Stone.

00:34:43.000 With his hymn impression.

00:34:43.000 Yes.

00:34:46.000 But I have to stop the entire thing to tell you a story about waiting to get ready for the thing.

00:34:53.000 I'm talking to the cops are there, bodyguards, whatever.

00:34:58.000 And I was holding on to their bulletproof vest.

00:35:01.000 And I go, so you always been a cop?

00:35:07.000 Did you start in uniform?

00:35:08.000 He goes, oh, I haven't worn a uniform in a long time.

00:35:10.000 I was DEA for the longest time.

00:35:12.000 I'm like, DEA, it's one of my favorite subjects, fentanyl.

00:35:16.000 Oh, he had a bunch of fentanyl story.

00:35:17.000 There was kind of a fentanyl celebrity there as far as law enforcement goes.

00:35:21.000 That's a whole other story.

00:35:24.000 But I go, what about meth?

00:35:25.000 Meth seems to be pretty popular down here.

00:35:28.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.

00:35:30.000 And he goes, the problem with fentanyl and meth and all these other drugs is you need to ensure that 100% of the death is from that drug.

00:35:40.000 So say you find fentanyl in his blood and there's a bunch of alcohol too.

00:35:45.000 It's not that great of a case.

00:35:46.000 Like you want to charge the drug dealer with murder, but if there's other factors, then maybe the booze murdered him.

00:35:55.000 So he goes, every time you talk to a cop, they always have great stories, but it's always like so much fucking work for no reward.

00:36:04.000 The bad guy never gets what you think he should get.

00:36:08.000 The justice is not served.

00:36:10.000 And, you know, they're marching on the streets right now all over New York talking about no justice, no peace.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, for cops.

00:36:16.000 There's no justice for cops.

00:36:19.000 Anyway, I'll tell you this story as short as I can because we kept, people kept coming in and out and I'd have to take calls and talk to someone, maybe even pose for a selfie.

00:36:27.000 And then I'd come back to him and go, okay, so let's pick up where we left off.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, so he would go to the hospitals and look at ODs, hoping to find a pure fentanyl, a pure heroin, a pure something.

00:36:42.000 So then he could pursue the dealer.

00:36:43.000 And the dealer is always on their phones, usually their last call.

00:36:48.000 And then he gets a call from the ER and they go, we got something here that looks real fishy.

00:36:53.000 What is it?

00:36:56.000 Two victims, hands burnt up like this, all third degree burns, faces like freddied.

00:37:03.000 No legs, nothing there, just almost like you were standing at the thing that burst into flames.

00:37:10.000 And I don't think most fire burns, most your home's on fire.

00:37:13.000 It doesn't really work like that.

00:37:14.000 It's more evenly distributed.

00:37:16.000 This was like, right?

00:37:19.000 And the hands especially.

00:37:21.000 So he goes, this sounds like meth.

00:37:22.000 Okay.

00:37:23.000 So they go, he rushes to the hospital.

00:37:26.000 The woman, this is in, we were in, where were we?

00:37:30.000 West Palm Beach.

00:37:31.000 Yes.

00:37:32.000 She's being helicoptered to Miami.

00:37:34.000 They have a better burn unit there.

00:37:37.000 So the guy is only left and he's like, and the cop says, hey, so what happened?

00:37:42.000 Where were you guys?

00:37:43.000 Oh, we were all around.

00:37:45.000 How did this explosion happen?

00:37:48.000 Oh, it was a thing and there was a fire with a barbecue.

00:37:51.000 And he wouldn't give him anything.

00:37:52.000 He's like, fuck.

00:37:54.000 And then the guy, I said, aren't you worried about them absconding the Miami burn unit?

00:37:59.000 And he goes, they weren't going anywhere.

00:38:01.000 They were at Death's Door.

00:38:03.000 And then she dies.

00:38:06.000 Now, I didn't really realize this, but if you and I do a crime, and I'm sorry on a Laura Loomer episode to be not talking about Laura Loomer and spending so much time on meth and Monty Python, but we got time.

00:38:22.000 If I decide to rob a bank, right?

00:38:25.000 And I go, come on, let's get guns. 1.00

00:38:27.000 Here, Ryan, I got you a gun.

00:38:28.000 Thank you.

00:38:30.000 And then you go, I don't want to go.

00:38:31.000 I go, don't be a bitch. 0.99

00:38:32.000 Come on, we're going to get rich.

00:38:33.000 And you go, this is a really bad idea.

00:38:35.000 And I go, no, I planned it all out.

00:38:37.000 It's going to be awesome.

00:38:38.000 And you go, can we please not do this?

00:38:40.000 This could all be on tape, by the way.

00:38:43.000 Can we please not?

00:38:44.000 I don't want to do this.

00:38:45.000 We're going to get killed.

00:38:46.000 I go, fuck off, pussy, right? 1.00

00:38:49.000 We go to the bank.

00:38:51.000 You're at the back going, oh, God.

00:38:53.000 Why are we here?

00:38:54.000 I run in, get on the ground, get on the ground.

00:38:56.000 I'm pointing guns in people's faces, in the security guard's face.

00:38:59.000 Poop, I get Popped by a different security guard I didn't see.

00:39:02.000 I'm dead.

00:39:04.000 You committed felony homicide.

00:39:08.000 Did you know that?

00:39:09.000 I've heard that, yeah.

00:39:11.000 Even if you're a driver, right?

00:39:12.000 If you're a driver, that seems different, though.

00:39:15.000 Like, I don't think the driver, does he get charged with felony homicide?

00:39:18.000 I heard that if you're involved at all, I heard that.

00:39:23.000 So this guy, now that she's dead, he's facing felony homicide.

00:39:26.000 Wow.

00:39:28.000 Oh, because she died.

00:39:29.000 She died.

00:39:30.000 Oh, man.

00:39:31.000 Oh, I got it.

00:39:32.000 It doesn't matter that if you're robbing a bank, you're doing a thing.

00:39:34.000 It doesn't matter.

00:39:35.000 You're doing an illegal thing.

00:39:37.000 It doesn't matter that you're friendly.

00:39:38.000 I'm driving drunk.

00:39:39.000 Yeah.

00:39:40.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:39:41.000 So first he checks the car.

00:39:44.000 It's instilled in the parking lot.

00:39:45.000 They drove to the hospital, and there's skin in the car.

00:39:50.000 Like bacon strips on the dash.

00:39:52.000 Their skin was falling off.

00:39:54.000 This part I remember, yeah.

00:39:55.000 And I go, wait, they drove to the hospital?

00:39:57.000 And he goes, no, they drove to someone's house first to ask if they had a hose.

00:40:07.000 Hi, do you have a hose?

00:40:08.000 I burnt all my face off.

00:40:10.000 Sure.

00:40:11.000 There, cured.

00:40:14.000 Eileen, maybe in the year 3,500, we might have hoses that can replenish your skin cells.

00:40:21.000 But as far as like the next thousand years, don't get your hopes up, my friend.

00:40:25.000 What the f- A hose?

00:40:27.000 Let me just spritz you down. 1.00

00:40:28.000 Oh, you look like Freddy?

00:40:30.000 You look like Friday the 13th?

00:40:32.000 Hold on.

00:40:34.000 There you go.

00:40:36.000 You're not hot anymore.

00:40:37.000 At the risk of being revealed as retarded again. 0.73

00:40:41.000 The year 3,500, isn't that in the future?

00:40:44.000 Yes?

00:40:46.000 Okay.

00:40:47.000 What's your joke?

00:40:48.000 Well, you said in the year 3500 that'll be...

00:40:53.000 Were you talking about in the future where hoses cure you?

00:40:55.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 In the future, you don't just have a water hose, you have a cell hose.

00:40:59.000 A medical stimulus.

00:41:01.000 It's just a setting on your hose, and you can just go, oh, I caught my leg.

00:41:05.000 That's pretty dope.

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:09.000 It's in that cool movie with that Australian movie.

00:41:17.000 Which I highly recommend.

00:41:20.000 Where he almost dies.

00:41:27.000 Upgrade.

00:41:28.000 Ah.

00:41:29.000 Yeah.

00:41:29.000 Great movie.

00:41:31.000 And they put a chip in him and he's suddenly super guy.

00:41:37.000 So checks the car.

00:41:38.000 And you know what he sees in the car?

00:41:39.000 He sees receipts for pseudaminophen, cough drops, which have ephragen in them.

00:41:46.000 And also, apparently there's ammonium nitrate in cold packs.

00:41:49.000 You know, when you hit them and they get cold, it's the ammonium nitrate reacting.

00:41:54.000 And so they cut that out, and it's all part of the thing.

00:41:57.000 And they were smart enough to not do it at particular stores, like one store.

00:42:02.000 So they spread it all out because it's very easy to catch meth people because you look at the, you go to CVS, you check the cough syrup, and it's like normal, normal, normal.

00:42:12.000 Then there's one, this one CVS in Palo Alto that sold 342 packs and then it goes back to normal, normal, normal.

00:42:21.000 So he's got a case.

00:42:22.000 He just needs the location.

00:42:24.000 So he's tracking people down.

00:42:25.000 No one's talking.

00:42:26.000 He finds the girl, the dead girl's daughter.

00:42:30.000 And they're all fuck-ups, right?

00:42:31.000 They're not eager to help.

00:42:32.000 And he says, he's not there.

00:42:36.000 She's in Port St. Lucie, where we go for the Mets in Florida.

00:42:40.000 And he tracks the girl down.

00:42:42.000 He goes, do you know where this other apartment is?

00:42:43.000 Because he looks at all their listings they're associated with, and there's nothing happening there.

00:42:48.000 But here's what this apartment in Port St. Lucie.

00:42:51.000 And so the daughter goes, yeah, I know that apartment.

00:42:53.000 And he goes, what's the address?

00:42:54.000 She goes, I don't know.

00:42:55.000 And he goes, do you know how to get there?

00:42:58.000 And she goes, yeah, I can get there.

00:43:00.000 And so on his phone from the 95, they take the exit.

00:43:05.000 And then with Google Street View, she goes there.

00:43:09.000 Wow.

00:43:10.000 And then you turn left at the Sunoco, so he does.

00:43:12.000 And they're both watching it on his phone.

00:43:15.000 And then he goes, okay, it's here.

00:43:17.000 And then he looks at the actual address.

00:43:18.000 Our dude goes there.

00:43:20.000 This is months and months of one man busting his ass because of this poor woman who died in a meth lab.

00:43:29.000 Like, where's her mother's rage? 0.98

00:43:31.000 She probably, her mother abandoned her long ago.

00:43:36.000 This is not in the newspaper.

00:43:39.000 We don't hear people yelling this when they march on the streets.

00:43:41.000 What's happening here?

00:43:47.000 Okay.

00:43:49.000 I don't know why not.

00:43:50.000 I mean, actually, the Fentonil guy, he got a cover story in the New York Times magazine.

00:43:57.000 So it is occasionally reported, but that's when it became something that was killing 130 people a day.

00:44:05.000 You dig?

00:44:06.000 Yeah.

00:44:07.000 This story, this meth story, you'll never see it anywhere.

00:44:13.000 Here, let me send you this link to the other guy's life.

00:44:16.000 Fucking crazy, man.

00:44:17.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

00:44:22.000 And this is like, they barely scratch the surface with this article, and it's still huge.

00:44:28.000 Actually, I'll just tell you the title.

00:44:29.000 It's New York Times Magazine, The China Connection, How One DEA Agent Cracked a Global Fentanyl Ring.

00:44:38.000 By the way, 60 Minutes was able to go down there.

00:44:43.000 And this, yeah, there it is.

00:44:46.000 Incredible fucking story.

00:44:48.000 You know who's the, see that kid there?

00:44:50.000 The bottom.

00:44:51.000 Jason something.

00:44:51.000 Yeah.

00:44:52.000 He's just some kid in Montreal who was the top player in all of North America's fentanyl and getting it from China to here.

00:45:01.000 Wow.

00:45:01.000 Some fucking Pepsi.

00:45:03.000 Huh.

00:45:03.000 Jason Hank.

00:45:04.000 Is that it?

00:45:06.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:45:12.000 Anyway, sorry, back to my meth story.

00:45:14.000 So he goes to the apartment expecting to see evidence.

00:45:19.000 Dude, the explosion was so severe, there's no evidence.

00:45:23.000 The ceiling is caved in up.

00:45:28.000 Totally destroyed.

00:45:29.000 Black. 0.93

00:45:30.000 Just he finds one or two things that he could use in evidence, but the whole place is gone.

00:45:39.000 But at least he now has proof as far as you know, the apartment itself is proof.

00:45:45.000 He's got the receipts from the cars were huge, the skin in the car was huge.

00:45:51.000 He puts it all together, presents a case, right?

00:45:54.000 And he's got felony homicide because he was responsible.

00:45:58.000 That guy was responsible for having that chick killed by the explosion.

00:46:01.000 They were both doing an illegal thing together.

00:46:04.000 And guess what happens after all his work pounding the streets?

00:46:08.000 Justice is served?

00:46:10.000 Justice was served.

00:46:10.000 Yep.

00:46:11.000 The guy went to prison for 15 years.

00:46:15.000 No, once again, Max and John got a way tougher sentence.

00:46:19.000 Guess what he got?

00:46:21.000 Three years fucking probation.

00:46:24.000 Just don't blow anyone else up.

00:46:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:46:27.000 And you're good.

00:46:28.000 He took a plea.

00:46:30.000 And by the way, Max and John's plea for beating up Antifa was a year in prison.

00:46:35.000 So their plea was worse than this guy whose illegal act murdered a woman.

00:46:41.000 Can you believe that shit?

00:46:43.000 This was about six years ago?

00:46:44.000 How long?

00:46:45.000 I don't know.

00:46:47.000 Could this be it?

00:46:48.000 This morning in a house townhouse, the Martin County Sheriff's Office says the home's doors and windows were blown out.

00:46:54.000 The man was taken to the hospital with burns from head to toe.

00:46:57.000 An animal inside the home died in the explosion as well.

00:47:00.000 The Martin County Sheriff says deputies are investigating whether the blast may have been caused by someone making meth.

00:47:07.000 Oh, wait.

00:47:08.000 Was those the two?

00:47:09.000 The two people?

00:47:11.000 Wait, well, come on.

00:47:12.000 I'm not getting this cop in trouble.

00:47:14.000 Oh, it's at the very, very, very, very end?

00:47:16.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 Oh, there we go.

00:47:20.000 I think that might have been it.

00:47:21.000 I hope I don't get this cop fired.

00:47:24.000 Well, this is all in the news.

00:47:25.000 He didn't do anything wrong.

00:47:27.000 He just did his job.

00:47:28.000 No, nothing happened.

00:47:30.000 Probation.

00:47:32.000 I have a whole show I can do on cases of disgusting criminals getting away with, literally getting away with murder while our friends rot in prison.

00:47:41.000 Anyway, all right, let's get to, let's start the Loomer thing.

00:47:43.000 So we're doing that.

00:47:44.000 I get that great cop story.

00:47:45.000 I'm drinking buds, feeling good.

00:47:51.000 That could have been it too.

00:47:52.000 I mean, this happens so often.

00:47:53.000 Anyway, so we, it's fun up there.

00:47:56.000 We're hanging out.

00:47:57.000 I talk to Laura's dad, have a good time with him.

00:48:00.000 And it's time to go downstairs.

00:48:02.000 By the way, the hotel we were at was the Hilton Airport Hotel.

00:48:08.000 Yeah, it's right next to the airport.

00:48:09.000 By the way, I got into a fight with the African taxi driver.

00:48:12.000 I go, I'm going to the Hilton, the airport one.

00:48:15.000 And he goes, which airport, Hilton?

00:48:17.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:48:18.000 And I go, which airport, Hilton?

00:48:21.000 I've been all over the world.

00:48:22.000 There's only ever one airport hotel.

00:48:25.000 The Hilton doesn't have three airport hotels.

00:48:28.000 And he goes, yes, it is right.

00:48:29.000 You can see it from the window.

00:48:31.000 I go, no, I can't.

00:48:33.000 Right up there.

00:48:34.000 And he's pointing to downtown West Palm.

00:48:36.000 Yeah, those are downtown.

00:48:38.000 The airport, this is one mile from the airport.

00:48:42.000 That's why it's called an airport hotel.

00:48:44.000 And most major airports have like their Hilton and their, their, what's it?

00:48:50.000 Hyatt, Hyatt.

00:48:51.000 They all have one biggie right at the fucking airport.

00:48:54.000 They all do.

00:48:55.000 They never have two.

00:48:56.000 Why would you have two?

00:48:57.000 And then they eat their poo-poo. 0.95

00:48:59.000 And he goes, it's right there.

00:49:01.000 And he starts saying the address.

00:49:02.000 And I win the argument because I'm on my phone and I put in Hilton and I go, look.

00:49:06.000 And when you stretch out, you see more Hiltons like two miles away. 0.90

00:49:11.000 But this is the airport one.

00:49:12.000 He goes, what about 312 Ochiko Drive?

00:49:17.000 I'm like, I don't have West Palm Streets memorized, but I just showed you that I'm right about the fucking airport.

00:49:23.000 Anyway, I get to the airport and the craftsmanship in the lobby is some of the shittiest work.

00:49:31.000 I talked to a guy in the lobby there because I'm a real chatterbox when I travel.

00:49:36.000 And he's like, you know what it is?

00:49:38.000 I work with Mexicans.

00:49:39.000 They're great at farming.

00:49:41.000 They're not good at this kind of stuff because aesthetically, you know, where they come from, it's not that important to get everything perfect.

00:49:48.000 And I'm looking at the ground going, yeah, but you can't lay cement where there's tile and think it looks the same.

00:49:57.000 Cement and tile are the opposite.

00:49:59.000 Look at this.

00:50:00.000 So I guess what you can't see in this photograph is that cement is level with the tile.

00:50:10.000 Look at this.

00:50:11.000 It's level with the tile.

00:50:12.000 So if you were to put tiles on top of that, they would be elevated, like you'd stub your toe on them.

00:50:18.000 So I think they just figure that this cement is a good replacement for tile.

00:50:25.000 What?

00:50:26.000 Like, do you have a machine that's going to sand it down or something?

00:50:28.000 And then you're going to paint it the same.

00:50:30.000 This is some of the worst craftsmanship I've ever seen.

00:50:34.000 That's the only way that could happen, right?

00:50:36.000 I feel like somebody would write in and be like, dude, they shave that down before they put it in.

00:50:39.000 I've been doing this for 20 years.

00:50:41.000 Okay.

00:50:42.000 What do you mean, shave it down?

00:50:43.000 The pictures aren't great.

00:50:44.000 Maybe I should have taken another angle.

00:50:46.000 If that was recessed a quarter inch into the ground, then you go, oh, I get it.

00:50:50.000 They just put that down, then they're going to put the tiles on and everything will be level.

00:50:53.000 But they're at the same height.

00:50:54.000 They're actually higher.

00:50:55.000 It's higher.

00:50:56.000 It's actually higher than the tiles.

00:50:57.000 It's like bubbling over.

00:50:58.000 What's your plan here?

00:51:00.000 What is your plan?

00:51:02.000 Look at that.

00:51:03.000 Look at the drywall.

00:51:05.000 Pathetic.

00:51:05.000 Wow.

00:51:07.000 This is the Hilton.

00:51:08.000 Paris Hilton is spinning in her grave.

00:51:11.000 Two non-matching cones?

00:51:12.000 I killed her on the way to the studio today. 0.88

00:51:14.000 Paris?

00:51:15.000 They already had a funeral on the barrier yet.

00:51:16.000 Why'd you do that?

00:51:19.000 So I could say Paris Hilton is spinning in her grave. 1.00

00:51:21.000 Okay.

00:51:22.000 Anyway, we get down there.

00:51:24.000 We do the VIP.

00:51:25.000 We're backstage.

00:51:27.000 Fun stuff.

00:51:28.000 The cop is still there.

00:51:29.000 And, you know, I'm talking to people.

00:51:30.000 I'm doing selfies.

00:51:31.000 And as you know, I hate selfies.

00:51:33.000 We're in a fucking pandemic.

00:51:34.000 I'm touching everyone, shaking hands.

00:51:36.000 And I was opening beers.

00:51:37.000 There was no beer opener.

00:51:38.000 So I was putting beers and smashing them with my fist.

00:51:40.000 So my hand is bruised.

00:51:42.000 And I'm shaking hands.

00:51:42.000 It's painful.

00:51:44.000 And I'm just thinking, can I just go back to that cop and his fentanyl buddy and hear more stories about, you know, things that kill 130 Americans a day?

00:51:53.000 One of the guys I was talking to in X DEA said, yeah, it's chemical warfare.

00:51:59.000 Like, What if you had these weather balloons from China, and China was sending them over, and they would pop, and high gas would come down, and 130 Americans died a day from these weather balloons, these Agent Orange weather balloons.

00:52:14.000 You'd go, oh, this is a declaration of war.

00:52:16.000 This is way more severe than Pearl Harbor.

00:52:21.000 The thing I like about the Florida Proud Boys is they can't be doxxed.

00:52:26.000 They're like, go ahead, tell my boss that I'm a member of the Proud Boys.

00:52:31.000 They'll say, yeah, we know.

00:52:32.000 Good.

00:52:33.000 Can I join?

00:52:36.000 You got any more footage of that?

00:52:39.000 You know who that guy is?

00:52:41.000 Oh, maybe I shouldn't say that.

00:52:42.000 CJ Miller?

00:52:42.000 That's CJ Pearson.

00:52:44.000 But that other guy's involved in those Baby Lives Matter things.

00:52:47.000 Oh, cool.

00:52:48.000 Those big murals they put up in front of Planned Parenthood.

00:52:51.000 That guy seemed cool.

00:52:52.000 I never met him.

00:52:53.000 Jacob Wall.

00:52:54.000 The woman who sang the opening song you just heard, the national anthem, you might see her later.

00:53:02.000 Oh, there's Ann Coulter's niece.

00:53:04.000 She was adopted.

00:53:05.000 So she's very fond of Coulters because they are good for their word.

00:53:12.000 But the opening singer's daughter, who looked to be about 29, she was so beautiful.

00:53:19.000 It was garish.

00:53:20.000 What was her name again?

00:53:21.000 Garish. 0.83

00:53:22.000 Nana?

00:53:23.000 Yeah, it was Nana.

00:53:25.000 I'll tell you in a second.

00:53:26.000 Let's see here.

00:53:27.000 Folks at home, if you can research this without being a creep, because they seem very Catholic, very Christian.

00:53:33.000 Ryan was in love with her.

00:53:35.000 That's the story?

00:53:37.000 Nana and Garita.

00:53:39.000 A-N-G-A-R-I-T-A. 1.00

00:53:41.000 That's who sang the opening song for today's episode.

00:53:45.000 And I hope I didn't commit some sort of blasphemy by cutting it short.

00:53:50.000 Her daughter is like a freak show. 1.00

00:53:53.000 And it's, you know, Oscar Wilde said, pretty is pretty, only ugly can be beautiful.

00:53:57.000 Her nose sort of comes out and then down.

00:54:00.000 It's not like, we're not talking about like normal, boring, pretty girls where you just go, whatever.

00:54:07.000 She was, I caught her.

00:54:08.000 Like one of us.

00:54:09.000 Like, staring at her and then going like this.

00:54:11.000 Like physically saying, what are you doing, you fucking pig?

00:54:15.000 No, that's not her.

00:54:18.000 Anyway, so we did that, and then it was time to start the show.

00:54:23.000 Milo was just on.

00:54:25.000 I think he may have been on Adderall.

00:54:26.000 He was just a little too perfect.

00:54:28.000 Too good.

00:54:29.000 Too good.

00:54:30.000 Censor TV was highly represented there.

00:54:32.000 You got Wall, you, Milo.

00:54:35.000 Yeah.

00:54:37.000 Well, Loomer is Island of Misfits.

00:54:38.000 Because we're his queen, right.

00:54:41.000 My name is Mylonopolis, I am an award.

00:54:44.000 Thank you.

00:54:45.000 I am an award-winning and New York Times best-selling, don't you know?

00:54:50.000 Festival journalist and author.

00:54:51.000 And we are here this evening to celebrate somebody really rather remarkable.

00:54:57.000 Perhaps the most remarkable.

00:54:59.000 He just got the vibe that this is his new career.

00:55:01.000 He wants to become...

00:55:06.000 But I got the same sort of bug.

00:55:08.000 I was like, maybe I want to do this.

00:55:11.000 So they had a Catholic invocation, a Jewish invocation.

00:55:16.000 The Jewish guy was good, as usual.

00:55:20.000 They did this for you?

00:55:21.000 They did this for me.

00:55:23.000 Get your fucking mask off.

00:55:25.000 I think that's got to be a joke, right?

00:55:27.000 No.

00:55:28.000 No detective shitty.

00:55:28.000 Really?

00:55:29.000 It's not a joke.

00:55:30.000 Oh.

00:55:34.000 Kind of why he has spats on.

00:55:36.000 The Scots never wore spats.

00:55:41.000 Ma'am, I don't mean any disrespect, but your vagina is capable of creating some of the most beautiful creatures on earth. 1.00

00:55:47.000 I'm the rocket's red glare.

00:55:52.000 Okay, so now go forward.

00:55:55.000 Remember.

00:55:56.000 Here's something weird about Milo.

00:55:57.000 Here's a secret.

00:55:58.000 So he's on, he's rocking, really witty, his speech was great.

00:56:03.000 And then it's time for the after party.

00:56:04.000 I want to get wasted.

00:56:06.000 Like, let's party.

00:56:07.000 Shots.

00:56:07.000 Let's do shots.

00:56:08.000 Shots, shots, shot, shots.

00:56:09.000 Cover everybody.

00:56:11.000 In the meantime, and then rock that body ride. 1.00

00:56:16.000 Bomb, bomb, bomb, bum, bomb. 0.95

00:56:18.000 Back streets, back.

00:56:19.000 All right.

00:56:21.000 The second it was done, he goes, darling, I'm absolutely bloody exhausted.

00:56:24.000 I was up all night.

00:56:25.000 I'm going to go to bed.

00:56:26.000 And his hotel room was next to the sort of headquarters.

00:56:28.000 And he goes, if you could try to tell people to be quiet.

00:56:31.000 And I was like, what?

00:56:33.000 Fuck you.

00:56:36.000 Everyone, I know Laura just changed history, but Milo's really tired.

00:56:40.000 So try to keep it down.

00:56:43.000 Maybe he was having impure thoughts.

00:56:44.000 It didn't occur to me.

00:56:45.000 Actually, I didn't say fuck you.

00:56:47.000 It was such a ridiculous thing that I just sort of went like.

00:56:52.000 You didn't know where to look?

00:56:53.000 Yeah, it would be like if you said to me, hey, Gav, could you buy me a car and try to set me up with an apartment in DC and then I'll commute via the airport? 0.50

00:57:02.000 I'll fly into work every day.

00:57:04.000 And I would just go, I heard something.

00:57:07.000 Like, I just don't hear that.

00:57:10.000 Not even that.

00:57:11.000 Not even that.

00:57:12.000 Or this.

00:57:13.000 I was just watching him like I was watching it on TV.

00:57:16.000 Oh, you're going to bed and you want people to be quiet?

00:57:18.000 Okay.

00:57:19.000 That's a cool show.

00:57:20.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:57:24.000 And he missed a great party.

00:57:27.000 There was censored TV, everyone, Proud Boys, cops.

00:57:31.000 There was a huge variety of people, ages, everything, funny chicks. 1.00

00:57:37.000 One woman was apoplectic because I think someone called her a MILF. 1.00

00:57:44.000 And I was like, MILF's a compliment.

00:57:46.000 And I go, maybe if you had, if you were like 20, but and then I lied.

00:57:53.000 You always lie to women. 1.00

00:57:54.000 I go, but you appear to be about in your late 30s.

00:57:57.000 She goes, I'm actually over 50.

00:58:00.000 Yeah, I know, bitch. 1.00

00:58:04.000 But she's like, how dare he call me a MILF?

00:58:06.000 I go, MILF, the acronym, is full of compliments.

00:58:10.000 And as far as mother goes, don't some woman menstruate at 12? 1.00

00:58:15.000 Now, no one is for this, but technically a mother could be 12 and a half, 12 and nine months. 0.54

00:58:21.000 So it doesn't necessarily mean old.

00:58:24.000 And if you're over, you could have had 16 kids by now.

00:58:28.000 Cougar's different.

00:58:29.000 Cougar, I'd be pissed if I was abroad.

00:58:31.000 If you Say my abroad, I mean if I was in another country.

00:58:34.000 If you call a Latina a MILF, you might be talking about a minor.

00:58:39.000 I would say it, if I was single, I would say it to flirt.

00:58:44.000 MILF.

00:58:45.000 I thought it was a compliment for anyone over 30.

00:58:48.000 Remember this?

00:58:49.000 Anyway, that's a fun party with those kind of arguments.

00:58:52.000 So we're jumping ahead here.

00:58:52.000 Sorry.

00:58:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:54.000 So let's go back to what we learned upstairs before we went downstairs.

00:59:02.000 Sorry, I went a little too far.

00:59:03.000 Go back to my notes.

00:59:05.000 CBS announces results 48 hours before election.

00:59:08.000 Now, you showed this when I was talking to Laura, but I really don't want this to die because they had to work their asses off to get it taken down.

00:59:16.000 Laura had her lawyers getting involved going, you can't announce election results 48 hours before the election. 1.00

00:59:25.000 How fucking insane is that?

00:59:28.000 This is Mugabean.

00:59:31.000 We are living in Mugabian times.

00:59:34.000 I'm obviously referring to the dictator of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, one of my favorite dictators.

00:59:40.000 But there was an interesting part about this where I'm not sure, it's kind of hard to see, but it says based on 100% reporting.

00:59:49.000 If you click on the actual picture and zoom in, yeah, look at that.

00:59:57.000 This is crucial, I think.

00:59:58.000 100% of precincts reporting.

01:00:03.000 That's like saying it's a fact.

01:00:06.000 Right?

01:00:07.000 This isn't like what some experts are predicting or what I would like it to be or what it could be.

01:00:13.000 No, 100% of precincts reporting.

01:00:15.000 We're done.

01:00:16.000 Don't go vote for her.

01:00:18.000 This is election sabotage from CBS.

01:00:21.000 Just like...

01:00:29.000 David Shortel, Stakeout King.

01:00:31.000 The story will die.

01:00:32.000 And that drives me fucking bananas.

01:00:38.000 Anyway, okay, let's check out some of the speeches very briefly.

01:00:41.000 They're already separately online on the network.

01:00:45.000 Network.

01:00:47.000 Network.

01:00:50.000 Got my busting.

01:00:51.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

01:00:52.000 Bothers me.

01:00:54.000 Still pronounces it with that G, huh?

01:00:56.000 People are lazy, so the K is harder than the G. Yeah, but it's nice to do things right when you're like, I'm uncomfortable around gays. 1.00

01:01:07.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 Not a problem with them, but do you do for three kisses?

01:01:15.000 Do you hug them?

01:01:17.000 What about COVID?

01:01:18.000 What about AIDS?

01:01:19.000 I don't know.

01:01:24.000 Can I just say one thing?

01:01:27.000 To be totally honest, there is something when you hang out with gays where you're talking, and whether it's like who's that conservative gay on Fox News?

01:01:36.000 I'm sure you'll help me with this, but you're talking and you're hanging out, and especially when they seem like buttoned up, when they're all like, hey, girls, what's fucking party?

01:01:45.000 How many drugs?

01:01:46.000 That it's not in the back of your mind so much.

01:01:48.000 But when you're talking to a relatively buttoned up gay and they're talking about politics and economics and stuff, part of you is sitting there going, you suck dicks. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Is this guy Benson?

01:01:58.000 Guy Benson, yes.

01:01:59.000 I was talking to Guy Benson in the green room and he was scowling at me because I was making inappropriate jokes.

01:02:06.000 I think I was promoting marijuana or something.

01:02:08.000 I was like, who doesn't smoke a joint?

01:02:10.000 And he was like, oh, God, this guy's so base.

01:02:13.000 Why is he even here?

01:02:14.000 Why is he with us?

01:02:15.000 And I'm just like, you suck tons of dicks, dude.

01:02:18.000 And every time you hear about a gay sex life and you say something crazy like, you know, I've had a threesome once. 0.93

01:02:23.000 And they go, threesome?

01:02:24.000 I have eightsoms. 0.99

01:02:25.000 Just penises everywhere. 1.00

01:02:27.000 It's always in the back of your mind.

01:02:28.000 And I think it was Adam, who's the pirate ship guy?

01:02:33.000 Adam Corolla.

01:02:34.000 He goes, actually, I think gays should be surprised that we're not more mortified because it's so foreign to us.

01:02:43.000 Girls do certain things, boys do certain things.

01:02:45.000 And then you're talking to a boy who does girl stuff, like suck a dick. 0.72

01:02:49.000 And you're just like, all right, I guess I won't think about that.

01:02:53.000 We're very cool.

01:02:54.000 Yeah, I don't consider Milo gay because I'm just denying it because I like him so much.

01:02:57.000 To normal straight men, talking to a gay, hearing about gay stuff is the same to us.

01:03:04.000 It's equally as unusual as a guy who sees a mouse screen, grabs it and goes, the tail is just hanging out and then like, and they suck up the tail.

01:03:15.000 Now, I don't give a shit about mice, so go ahead, I guess.

01:03:18.000 I don't like the butt chick. 1.00

01:03:20.000 You're getting nutrients, but it's that unusual.

01:03:25.000 And we're just like, that's a mouse eater.

01:03:27.000 Gays are mice eaters. 1.00

01:03:28.000 Why of things?

01:03:31.000 We don't get into the why of things.

01:03:32.000 We just go, it's not on my beeswax, but I totally understand people being freaked out by someone who eats mice.

01:03:40.000 Anyway, and then they go, what about women? 1.00

01:03:43.000 Well, that's more like snakes eating mice.

01:03:46.000 Right.

01:03:46.000 That's fine, but what else are they going to eat?

01:03:49.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

01:03:52.000 All right, go back to my incredible speech.

01:03:54.000 It was so good.

01:03:55.000 Here we go.

01:03:57.000 Now, this is on the site, so we won't spend too much time with it.

01:04:00.000 It's there.

01:04:01.000 I find it confusing.

01:04:02.000 Sometimes I'm a recent immigrant from England and from Canada.

01:04:06.000 If you get confused, do not feel bad.

01:04:08.000 You say, I pledge allegiance, and then if you're blank, you just say, you know the thing.

01:04:14.000 And everyone knows the thing.

01:04:16.000 So they get the vibe.

01:04:18.000 Same with the national anthem.

01:04:20.000 Oh, can you see?

01:04:21.000 You know the thing?

01:04:23.000 All the words in the chatting.

01:04:29.000 What is that fake?

01:04:30.000 I noticed one of the things that I've been talking about.

01:04:31.000 I just blended it from you with it.

01:04:34.000 I've written the first paragraph for some reason.

01:04:37.000 Now you're gone.

01:04:38.000 Oh, I see.

01:04:39.000 Who would ever have imagined that Laura Ruman, the woman who struck fear into the hearts of Hillary Clinton and Ilhan Omar with her selfie stick and her plucky attitude, Lucky attitude. 0.58

01:04:49.000 Dude, assimilate.

01:04:53.000 We didn't say plucky here in America.

01:04:59.000 That's like me going, who would have guessed Hillary Clinton would be. 1.00

01:05:02.000 Anyway, we can watch this on the site.

01:05:04.000 We've got them all up.

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:06.000 Let's zoom ahead.

01:05:08.000 Yes.

01:05:09.000 We've already been talking for a long time.

01:05:11.000 Dad for subs.

01:05:12.000 Yeah, now we're five.

01:05:13.000 Let's zoom ahead to the victory.

01:05:18.000 When she comes out and says, it's official, 41% of the vote.

01:05:23.000 I believe Karen she announces it, right?

01:05:28.000 I think she did.

01:05:28.000 I don't know.

01:05:31.000 I know Milo wanted to.

01:05:32.000 Oh, spoiler. 0.63

01:05:36.000 Thank you, Tyler.

01:05:39.000 Oh, shit.

01:05:41.000 Yeah, it was like a sermon.

01:05:43.000 Let's watch a pro in action.

01:05:45.000 Karen's a pro too.

01:05:47.000 Some of the maturity has proven to you.

01:05:51.000 Introduce the man who will bring Laura out on stage.

01:05:59.000 And it's funny.

01:06:01.000 Just pause.

01:06:02.000 It's funny how when Steve Martin does Roger Stone on an SNL, he's like, hi, what?

01:06:07.000 I don't know what eight times eight is.

01:06:10.000 And you go, oh, he's like Cardi B?

01:06:12.000 He's a retard? 1.00

01:06:13.000 Or Joe Biden?

01:06:14.000 He doesn't know where he is.

01:06:16.000 Okay.

01:06:16.000 Let's watch this perpetually perplexed, senile old man who doesn't know anything about basic mathematics and is a compulsive liar like he was portrayed on SNL.

01:06:31.000 Let's watch this bumbling buffoon bomb with that with that New York accent of his.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, I'm from New York.

01:06:39.000 Wow.

01:06:40.000 Hey, I'm Roger Stone.

01:06:41.000 An activist of his generation.

01:06:45.000 And one that I have learned so much from.

01:06:48.000 He did nothing wrong.

01:06:50.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one in Old A. Roger Stone.

01:06:55.000 He doesn't even like trip on a word the way I just did.

01:06:58.000 You hear what I just said?

01:07:00.000 He doesn't.

01:07:02.000 Like he's perfect.

01:07:03.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 We have the best hecklers too, by the way.

01:07:06.000 So like, did nothing wrong.

01:07:08.000 Just short, sweet, hilarious.

01:07:09.000 There he is.

01:07:14.000 All right.

01:07:16.000 There's the Nixon thing.

01:07:24.000 Thank you.

01:07:29.000 Lois Frankel may not know that yet, but she's about to be loomered.

01:07:36.000 Perfect intro.

01:07:37.000 Aurora Loomer is going to be President Donald Trump's congresswoman.

01:07:44.000 That means she's in the 21st district where Mar-a-Lago is, where Trump is registered.

01:07:48.000 So he voted for her, I'm sure of it.

01:07:51.000 And eventually she would be his congresswoman.

01:07:58.000 I mentioned that in my speech.

01:08:00.000 If you look to the U.S. Congress, if you even look to the Republican side, isn't it odd that it's only a small group of courageous, brave rebels who have taken on the Adam Schiffs and the Congressman Jerry Nadliar and Eric Swavewell and Pitt Deutsch and the rest of these radical socialists.

01:08:27.000 Oh well.

01:08:29.000 No stuttering.

01:08:32.000 Why does it fall to Matt Gates, who was proud to endorse Laura Loomer?

01:08:40.000 Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows when he was there, and Lee Seldon from Long Island, Andy Biggs.

01:08:49.000 Where's the Republican leadership?

01:08:51.000 Where are they?

01:08:53.000 We are going to send that band of rebels reinforcements from this district.

01:09:01.000 Sounds like a general making a speech.

01:09:03.000 It really does.

01:09:04.000 It sounds like a tactic.

01:09:05.000 It sounds like Patton.

01:09:06.000 Yeah.

01:09:08.000 Lord Luther is one of the most extraordinary women I have ever met because, as I have pointed out numerous times in public forums, she has bigger balls than most of the men I know.

01:09:23.000 This is a woman of exceptional courage, a woman of exceptional foresight, a woman with extraordinary knowledge, particularly on international issues, someone who is fearless in her defense of America, someone who will stand up for our constitutional freedom.

01:09:42.000 And the timing, ladies and gentlemen, could not be better.

01:09:47.000 Here's why.

01:09:49.000 We face the darkest day.

01:09:52.000 Here's why, yeah, that little Florida.

01:09:55.000 I don't think so.

01:09:58.000 Compare this to Joe Biden.

01:10:01.000 If Roger Stone was running against Donald Trump, I'd be pooping in my pants right now.

01:10:07.000 That's a slot.

01:10:08.000 We have a worthy adversary on our hands, boys.

01:10:11.000 Actually, I'd obviously be thrilled because it's win-win.

01:10:14.000 Go full screen on that.

01:10:15.000 That's what America has ever seen.

01:10:17.000 We have a socialist revolution that is well-funded, well-financed, well-organized in our streets.

01:10:26.000 We have one of our two major political parties, once the party of John F. Kennedy and Harry Truman, that will not stand up to the evil of Islamic terrorism, that will not stand up for our men and women in uniform, whether they're serving their country in the military or on the front lines of our police and sheriff's departments. 0.95

01:10:48.000 What happened to the old Democratic Party?

01:10:51.000 I'll tell you what.

01:10:52.000 It is a socialist party.

01:10:54.000 And socialism is half the way to communism.

01:10:59.000 All right, that's enough.

01:11:01.000 They can look this up on the site.

01:11:03.000 But wow.

01:11:04.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 And socialism is half the way to communism.

01:11:08.000 I was like, what am I doing here?

01:11:09.000 This is important and heavy.

01:11:12.000 I suck.

01:11:14.000 I was like, I don't deserve to be here.

01:11:15.000 This is like.

01:11:16.000 Well, I had just done a pretty good speech, and I was like, I kind of have a, I kind of got it.

01:11:21.000 And then I see him do the name all these political leaders and chastise them for not supporting Laura and then say, bring out her knowledge of foreign affairs and bring that into communism as socialism half the way to communism.

01:11:32.000 See, I'm bumbling repeating it.

01:11:36.000 I love that, though.

01:11:37.000 That's one of the best things about the West is watching a carpenter, anyone who's really good at their trade, just watching them do it and knowing I couldn't do better.

01:11:46.000 Because it kind of makes you feel like that's being handled.

01:11:49.000 There's nothing more frustrating than watching someone do a shitty job and you're like, you call that a shining shoes?

01:11:55.000 I could do that.

01:11:58.000 I could do a much better job than you.

01:12:00.000 And then you start getting worried.

01:12:01.000 What about the people that make my milk?

01:12:03.000 Are they incompetent?

01:12:05.000 Are they like picking their noses while they put it in the big vats?

01:12:08.000 Or when you see someone doing a good job, you go, okay, shit's getting handled.

01:12:11.000 I can sleep well at night.

01:12:13.000 And with Roger Stone, you go, all right.

01:12:15.000 The people in politics know politics.

01:12:19.000 Let's jump ahead to the confetti.

01:12:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:22.000 We have to show the announcement.

01:12:24.000 So I think Karen makes it.

01:12:26.000 But the confetti happens after Loomer.

01:12:28.000 Okay, so let's do the announcement and then the confetti.

01:12:30.000 We're running out of design.

01:12:32.000 Let's see here.

01:12:36.000 While I find scroll.

01:12:37.000 I feel like Antifa has a jealous sort of, Can imagine an Antifa speech like that?

01:12:37.000 Yeah.

01:12:45.000 Yeah, I know.

01:12:46.000 And capitalism is half the way to...

01:12:50.000 That's even too good.

01:12:55.000 Such a time calls for a change.

01:12:56.000 Because he's the last one.

01:12:58.000 He brings her up.

01:13:02.000 We're running out of time here.

01:13:06.000 So I don't know.

01:13:08.000 There's some part in her speech where she says it's official.

01:13:12.000 And I don't know if it's in the beginning or not, but she looks so fucking good.

01:13:16.000 She looks like a supermarket.

01:13:18.000 She looks famous.

01:13:18.000 Like when she's in the room, it's like, oh, that's an important person.

01:13:21.000 Yeah.

01:13:22.000 I've known her since she was a little kid in college.

01:13:24.000 Weird.

01:13:24.000 I was like, hello, little girl.

01:13:26.000 I hope you're safe.

01:13:27.000 And now I'm like, oh, it's Crilla Deville.

01:13:29.000 Hello.

01:13:30.000 How many donations do you have?

01:13:34.000 No, not Crilla Deville.

01:13:35.000 Who's the one who did the horror things?

01:13:39.000 She had no exact name.

01:13:41.000 Yeah, and a haircut.

01:13:41.000 She had a beehive.

01:13:42.000 Big tits. 1.00

01:13:44.000 Oh, that's going to haunt me.

01:13:45.000 All right, I'll think about it, but I'll look it up.

01:13:48.000 Elvira.

01:13:49.000 Yeah.

01:13:50.000 Or also Vampirella.

01:13:52.000 Okay, that's fair.

01:13:53.000 Astonishing.

01:13:54.000 Thank you so much.

01:13:57.000 Thank you to everybody.

01:13:58.000 I am truly overwhelmed.

01:13:59.000 Okay, this one is truly touch.

01:14:01.000 Someone very curious can see this on the site.

01:14:03.000 We want the for that incredible introduction.

01:14:06.000 Return to normal.

01:14:09.000 Fighting big tech and fighting for.

01:14:11.000 Body's in great shape too.

01:14:15.000 Cheers.

01:14:18.000 Judo.

01:14:19.000 Thank you.

01:14:21.000 Okay, go back.

01:14:25.000 We are expecting it.

01:14:27.000 We are anticipating their every slander, their every libel, and we are not afraid.

01:14:32.000 So I say, bring it on.

01:14:42.000 I urge you in this room to remember the last nationally popular candidate subjected to a daily onslaught of lies, half-truths, and vicious media commentary.

01:14:52.000 I'm talking, of course, about my future constituent, the president of the United States.

01:14:57.000 Can we just get to the announcement, please?

01:15:00.000 Plus the United States of America.

01:15:03.000 It has to be pre-confetti like right before.

01:15:05.000 I think Karen needs it.

01:15:08.000 Thank you.

01:15:10.000 Show me the love, all of my heart You've been married forever.

01:15:18.000 That was pretty impressive.

01:15:19.000 Yeah, that was fun.

01:15:21.000 This is actually confetti from that moment.

01:15:24.000 Yeah.

01:15:27.000 So you're not going to show us the announcement?

01:15:28.000 I don't know.

01:15:29.000 It's lost somewhere in there.

01:15:31.000 Well, we're talking about seconds.

01:15:34.000 What do you mean?

01:15:35.000 Oh, no, it's not at the very end.

01:15:36.000 It's in the middle, somewhere.

01:15:38.000 It is confirmed.

01:15:38.000 It is true.

01:15:40.000 Oh, really?

01:15:40.000 Okay.

01:15:41.000 We didn't do our jobs very well.

01:15:41.000 Sorry, folks.

01:15:43.000 Show my footage of me walking into the confetti.

01:15:47.000 Okay.

01:15:48.000 I was kind of uncomfortable because I didn't want to ruin this moment.

01:15:53.000 I wish that I could have this moment for life.

01:16:01.000 Western.tv isn't quite so esoteric, is it?

01:16:04.000 *music*

01:16:09.000 Thank you.

01:16:10.000 And then there's another one after that.

01:16:17.000 Laura.

01:16:23.000 Laura.

01:16:24.000 And Cultures News.

01:16:30.000 Hey guys, Mold Broads, Hispanic dude. 0.99

01:16:36.000 He was so nervous to meet me that when he took a selfie, his hand was shaking.

01:16:39.000 Poor kid.

01:16:40.000 That's the woman in heels. 1.00

01:16:42.000 He's a cool guy, James.

01:16:46.000 This is a very lefty part of Florida, too.

01:16:48.000 Is it?

01:16:49.000 Yeah.

01:16:50.000 Oh.

01:16:51.000 So it was a challenge to win.

01:16:54.000 Oh, it is.

01:16:55.000 Yeah, that's right, yeah.

01:16:58.000 You notice, by the way, there's no like, Crowdboys, I don't want you in this photo. 1.00

01:17:02.000 Yeah.

01:17:03.000 That's not Laura Loomer.

01:17:05.000 I think she knows what it feels like to be like discarded.

01:17:07.000 Alex Jones is considered sort of toxic as far as politics and media goes, and she was pissed, not pissed, bummed that he wasn't there. 0.67

01:17:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:15.000 Who went the way up?

01:17:18.000 Yeah.

01:17:22.000 All right.

01:17:23.000 Let's get, let's wrap it up here.

01:17:26.000 Of course, the media was so butt hurt.

01:17:30.000 What's my link there?

01:17:31.000 Victory confetti?

01:17:35.000 Oh, that's what we just showed.

01:17:37.000 Now, it gets good here.

01:17:40.000 We all kept saying, is Trump going to contact her?

01:17:42.000 This has got to happen, right?

01:17:43.000 Is Trump going to give us two cents?

01:17:44.000 And he did.

01:17:46.000 Big win, Matt.

01:17:48.000 Because Matt promoted her.

01:17:50.000 Now, I think we have footage of Laura getting the notice.

01:17:56.000 Right?

01:17:58.000 Yeah, and Also, yeah, we do have that.

01:18:02.000 Let's see.

01:18:03.000 Her hotel room was right next to the sort of headquarters room we were all partying in.

01:18:07.000 So she would disappear in there and then she comes out. 0.98

01:18:14.000 One second.

01:18:17.000 So tonight was a historic, amazing night.

01:18:21.000 I secured the Republican nomination in Florida's 21st congressional district and President Trump just tweeted about me.

01:18:28.000 And of course, I had to find out about it from all of you because I think he's not here.

01:18:32.000 So I can't even reply to the President of the United States tonight to thank him on Twitter.

01:18:37.000 So you're just going to have to thank him for me.

01:18:39.000 But I just wanted to say, Mr. President, it's an honor.

01:18:42.000 And I am really looking forward to flipping your home district of Florida 21 Red. 0.55

01:18:48.000 And I'm going to fight for you.

01:18:50.000 I'm going to fight for America.

01:18:51.000 I'm going to help the Republicans take back the House.

01:18:53.000 And well, I don't think these Democrats know what's coming their way.

01:18:59.000 But I am headed to Washington to provide you with some firepower and reinforcements, Mr. President.

01:19:05.000 So I look forward to meeting you soon next time you're back in the Mar-a-Laga district.

01:19:13.000 Look at this, one of the links I sent you.

01:19:16.000 What's her name?

01:19:17.000 Molly Jungfast.

01:19:19.000 Whatever the fuck, that kind of name is that.

01:19:21.000 She said, this is a woman banned by Uber Eats. 1.00

01:19:26.000 And it's funny that I used that picture.

01:19:29.000 It's like 15 years old.

01:19:34.000 Yes, Molly, you're correct.

01:19:35.000 She was banned from Uber.

01:19:36.000 But as we explained at the beginning of the show, she was attacked by a Muslim driver for having a private conversation with her Jewish friend about a Jewish holiday.

01:19:46.000 And he goes, get out, get out!

01:19:48.000 Grabbing them, screaming at them.

01:19:51.000 She was accosted.

01:19:52.000 So she said to Uber, hey, is there a way I could avoid a Muslim driver in the future? 1.00

01:20:01.000 What if a black person was in a car and a white supremacist driver, which is unfathomable, but let's be hypothetical, said he was like, yo, Black Lives Matter is doing a thing and we're doing a thing at Juneteenth.

01:20:01.000 Exactly.

01:20:14.000 What if that happened and the black person was ripped from the car and thrown out?

01:20:19.000 I mean, this is just so absurd.

01:20:20.000 The guy would be, I think they would split all his atoms and he'd just become missed.

01:20:25.000 But what if that black person said, yo, can you make sure that next time I'm not in a car with a white supremacist driver?

01:20:32.000 Like, there'd be parades for him.

01:20:34.000 He'd own Uber at this point.

01:20:36.000 They'd send limousines to his house every day.

01:20:39.000 You think he'd be banned?

01:20:41.000 For being worried about his safety?

01:20:43.000 Hell no.

01:20:44.000 That's the fucking clown world we live in.

01:20:46.000 All right, now let's clean up the trash. 0.71

01:20:52.000 We're done.

01:20:54.000 But I don't want to miss anything.

01:20:55.000 You seem to have some good stuff there.

01:20:57.000 Yeah, there was one where I'm going to airdrop it to myself.

01:21:03.000 The after party was super fun, but we stayed there till very late.

01:21:07.000 Yeah.

01:21:08.000 So you might be seeing, like, if you see footage of, like, 4 a.m., it won't look very glamorous.

01:21:17.000 Well, basically, I had.

01:21:18.000 My one gripe with this whole thing was that there was no music at the after party.

01:21:23.000 I did notice that.

01:21:24.000 And vegetable pizza.

01:21:26.000 Vegetable pizza, that's another strike.

01:21:28.000 There was no whiskey.

01:21:29.000 There was rum, and you dilly.

01:21:30.000 Daily beast, pick up on that.

01:21:31.000 Okay, she may have won.

01:21:32.000 And by the way, in your, in your, I think it was the boat episode or some other thing, you said that she won her seat in Congress.

01:21:41.000 No, this is now, she is the GOP person in the 21st District of Florida.

01:21:46.000 She's who's going against.

01:21:47.000 In November, she goes up against this lazy lorry, whatever her name is.

01:21:51.000 And she's had it for 30 years, just handed to her.

01:21:51.000 Lazy Lori.

01:21:54.000 Sometimes she'll run and no one will even oppose her because it's not worth it.

01:21:58.000 Maybe they won't vote for her.

01:21:59.000 So we now have Connor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather, and you can decide who's who.

01:22:04.000 Isn't the fact that she's underestimated in that district, they'll be like, oh, she's got this.

01:22:08.000 I won't have to vote for the other one.

01:22:11.000 That might work to Laura's advantage. 0.99

01:22:14.000 If people think she has it in the bag.

01:22:17.000 They're like, oh, Laura.

01:22:18.000 What will work to her advantage is if Democrats in Florida are sick of where the country's going and 90 days of riding in Portland. 1.00

01:22:27.000 That's to Laura's advantage. 1.00

01:22:29.000 That'll do it.

01:22:30.000 Well, it's basically a video of she got news that Trump retweeted things about her five times in a row.

01:22:40.000 There's five, no, there's Matt Gates.

01:22:43.000 He did his own congratulations.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, he did his own.

01:22:46.000 Oh, and then there was the press.

01:22:49.000 Here, let's go to my last link, White House Harassed, where they go, yeah, but she's a Nazi and Trump endorsed her. 1.00

01:22:58.000 And I'll let him answer any further on that.

01:23:00.000 Yes.

01:23:00.000 Thanks, Kelly.

01:23:02.000 The president last night congratulated Laura Loomer for her primary win in Florida.

01:23:06.000 He's also back in March Green in Georgia.

01:23:10.000 Both of them next month expressed anti-Muslim sentiments.

01:23:13.000 Does the president endorse their view of their views of Muslims, and does he believe that those views belong in Congress?

01:23:19.000 Well, the president routinely congratulates people who officially get the Republican nomination for Congress.

01:23:26.000 So he does that as a matter of course.

01:23:28.000 He hasn't done a deep dive into the statements by these two particular women.

01:23:32.000 I don't know if he's even seen that, but he supports the Muslim community.

01:23:36.000 He supports the community of faith more broadly in this country.

01:23:38.000 And I'll let him answer any further on that.

01:23:40.000 Yes.

01:23:41.000 Supports the Muslim community.

01:23:43.000 I don't.

01:23:45.000 They don't support us?

01:23:46.000 Well, I support moderate Muslims, but are moderate Muslims Muslims?

01:23:51.000 You know?

01:23:52.000 What if you're a moderate Hell's Angel and you're a Hell's Angel, you ride your motorcycle, but you like the Mongols and the fact that the Hell's Angels have beef with the Mongols, you're out of that. 0.62

01:24:03.000 I'm not part of that.

01:24:04.000 I am pro-Mongol too.

01:24:07.000 Well, then you're not a Hell's Angel.

01:24:09.000 That's a good point.

01:24:10.000 You know?

01:24:11.000 It's sort of like when Muslim girls have, as Michael Malice described it, the entire Lancome counter on their face. 1.00

01:24:18.000 The reason you're in a burqa is because you're trying to show discretion. 0.99

01:24:22.000 You're trying to be demure.

01:24:25.000 And when you dress like a fucking whore on this part of your face, you're contradicting The religion. 0.99

01:24:31.000 So, if you're pure to the religion, you believe that infidels should be converted or die. 1.00

01:24:36.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

01:24:37.000 Do you have a hot clip?

01:24:39.000 I want to go out with a bang, so I don't want something mediocre.

01:24:42.000 I got Lumer Mobile, that's boring.

01:24:44.000 So, that's exactly what I said not to do.

01:24:44.000 That's it.

01:24:46.000 Okay, and you know what?

01:24:48.000 I think that about wraps it up.

01:24:52.000 What about like when she ran out?

01:24:54.000 That looked kind of good.

01:24:55.000 Let's see.

01:25:06.000 Who has John?

01:25:09.000 Oh, John.

01:25:09.000 Yeah, this is John Matzi called.

01:25:12.000 From Parlor.

01:25:13.000 And there was a...

01:25:13.000 From Parlor.

01:25:19.000 I mean, I go, you mean the nerd in the skinny jeans?

01:25:23.000 Who doesn't know who Rocky Belbo is?

01:25:25.000 Oh, he didn't know who Rocky Belbo was.

01:25:27.000 Remember?

01:25:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:28.000 Dude, I totally forgot that whole thing about John Matzy.

01:25:31.000 He doesn't know anything about pop culture.

01:25:34.000 We got to make that a regular feature on the show.

01:25:35.000 I love promoting Parlor.

01:25:37.000 And just have him.

01:25:38.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:38.000 Dude, please make me remember that.

01:25:40.000 We are ending on an up note.

01:25:42.000 So we have Jon Matzi pop culture quiz.

01:25:46.000 Like, who's Quest Love?

01:25:48.000 What was Madonna's big hit?

01:25:52.000 We have a clip of that.

01:25:53.000 Who's Rocky Balboa?

01:25:56.000 Who is Rocky Balboa?

01:25:57.000 Let me see.

01:25:59.000 Go to Turkey right now. 0.99

01:26:00.000 Go to the streets of Istanbul and say, Excuse me, you speak English?

01:26:04.000 No, no English.

01:26:05.000 No, no, no.

01:26:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:10.000 Rocky, Rocky.

01:26:12.000 John Mates, are you there, sir?

01:26:14.000 Mates.

01:26:15.000 Yes.

01:26:16.000 Those earbuds drive me nuts.

01:26:18.000 They look like pearl earrings.

01:26:21.000 Sort of in the zone now.

01:26:22.000 I mean, this is all, it's like on.

01:26:24.000 You've got to sort of take this moment and crowbar it open because we got it.

01:26:27.000 Another funny, interesting thing.

01:26:28.000 Yeah, that's a new segment on the show coming up.

01:26:30.000 Regular pop culture quizzes with John Matzey.

01:26:33.000 That's great.

01:26:34.000 Like, what's getting crunked?

01:26:38.000 What's a juggalo?

01:26:40.000 Is it like a male juggalette? 0.88

01:26:42.000 Imagine he nails it.

01:26:45.000 A male chuggalette? 1.00

01:26:46.000 I see.

01:26:51.000 Juggalo is a male juggalo.

01:26:53.000 You know what that reminds me of?

01:26:54.000 Joe Biden introducing himself?

01:26:56.000 Hi, I'm Joe Biden's husband.

01:26:58.000 We have juggalettes. 1.00

01:27:00.000 We have male juggalettes called juggalos. 0.99

01:27:03.000 All right, sorry.

01:27:04.000 No letters today, folks.

01:27:05.000 We got to go.

01:27:07.000 That was our Laura Loomer special, which I guess we'll call it that.

01:27:12.000 I'm getting a buzz, so I should probably stop talking.

01:27:14.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

01:27:17.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:27:20.000 Laura Loomer personifies this get fired, get in trouble. 0.94

01:27:24.000 That's what she does. 1.00

01:27:26.000 And I think a lot of us from afar go, well, that's pretty brave, but I don't want to get fired.

01:27:32.000 I don't want to get in trouble.

01:27:33.000 I got a wife and kids, or I have a husband and kids.

01:27:37.000 And that's too brave.

01:27:38.000 That's too dangerous.

01:27:39.000 Nothing could come of that.

01:27:41.000 She's going to go down a rabbit hole and just be a loser and end up living under a bridge, pissing on a mattress every night with a bottle of vodka in her hand. 1.00

01:27:49.000 There's no way that you could get in that much trouble and come up from the flames like a phoenix.

01:27:54.000 There's no way.

01:27:56.000 Well, she did.

01:27:58.000 So it does pay to stand up for yourself.

01:28:01.000 It's not aggressive to stand your ground.

01:28:03.000 You're right to be brave.

01:28:06.000 You're right to get mad.

01:28:07.000 You're right to go from Bruce Banner to the Hulk.

01:28:10.000 As I said in my speech, the Boers chickened out when they started murdering their families. 1.00

01:28:15.000 The Patriots got more pissed off and said, fuck you, England.

01:28:19.000 I'm going to destroy you.

01:28:20.000 And they did.

01:28:22.000 They won a country.

01:28:24.000 That's a pretty good prize for standing up for who you are.

01:28:29.000 And that is why I am so impressed with Laura Loomer.

01:28:34.000 Because she went against it all.

01:28:37.000 She ignored all the advice, all the safe routes.

01:28:40.000 She took the path less traveled.

01:28:42.000 And what happened?

01:28:44.000 She won.

01:28:44.000 She discovered new territory.

01:28:48.000 If anything, Laura Loomer has taught us to stand up for ourselves and that we're right and they're wrong.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 25, 2020

S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY [2020-08-25 - S03E3 - LOOMER'S VICTORY]

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