Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #63 - ZANNOAH

00:00:30.000 You know, you could play the air guitar in your 40s, but after 50, it's physically, I cannot do it.

00:00:38.000 I don't mean I'm not good enough.

00:00:39.000 It's like wearing red Chuck Taylors or something.

00:00:43.000 Oh, it feels weird.

00:00:44.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:46.000 This is the live episode from 9 till about 9.30.

00:00:50.000 We're free on iTunes as an audio podcast.

00:00:57.000 And then we go behind the paywall after 9.30 where you can't touch us.

00:01:03.000 Can't touch us.

00:01:05.000 And then from 10 to 11, we take your calls.

00:01:09.000 I also do sketches from 10 to 11 that we then auction off at Gavin's Doodles.

00:01:19.000 You can find the link on censoring.tv.

00:01:22.000 And we donate 100% of that money to justiceforliberty.com.

00:01:27.000 We just sent in another check of 2,000.

00:01:29.000 So I think since we started doing the doodles, there's been three auctions, and it was like 4K, 3K, 2K.

00:01:37.000 So we're almost at 10K for that.

00:01:40.000 And then my cameos have been going to Justice for Liberty.

00:01:43.000 That's at 4K.

00:01:44.000 So we're 13K recently, which is pretty good.

00:01:50.000 It would be nice if we could give Max and John some money when they get out.

00:01:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:57.000 Like, I think with Max and John, I think their lawyer bills were about 30.

00:02:04.000 It'd be nice to get that paid off each, so 60.

00:02:08.000 And then help them get on their feet.

00:02:14.000 The income that they would have gotten, you know, a little jumpstart.

00:02:17.000 Right.

00:02:18.000 Well, that's...

00:02:19.000 I'm giving Zenoa the money now because she's moving and stuff. 1.00

00:02:23.000 But one thing I've learned, one thing I've learned about these live shows is to try not to get wasted.

00:02:31.000 And that's a challenge.

00:02:32.000 Dude, I'm so fucking bummed.

00:02:35.000 I just went up a size from 33 to 34.

00:02:41.000 Wow.

00:02:42.000 And it's too small.

00:02:44.000 No way.

00:02:45.000 $150 I spent on all new pants.

00:02:48.000 And they were on sale, $15 each.

00:02:50.000 So I got an expensive pair that was $70.

00:02:52.000 And then $315 or zers.

00:02:54.000 So four pairs of pants, too small.

00:02:58.000 That's terrible.

00:02:58.000 Here's what you do when you buy pants.

00:03:00.000 And buying pants, I don't like Mark Marin, but he wrote a great article for the New York Times Magazine about how hard it is for men to find pants.

00:03:11.000 J. Crew, I like them.

00:03:13.000 Levi's, I obviously like, but...

00:03:16.000 You know, denim is thick.

00:03:18.000 And in the summer, you want to have something thin.

00:03:22.000 Of course, when you have thin pants, everyone can see your keys bulging.

00:03:26.000 And I solved that problem by having reinforced pockets made.

00:03:30.000 Thick canvas pockets would solve that problem.

00:03:34.000 But when you buy pants, there we go.

00:03:39.000 You have to get them a size just a bit large.

00:03:44.000 Have them pull your thumb out because when you wash them and dry them, they're going to shrink a bit.

00:03:48.000 Look at his fucking face.

00:03:49.000 God, I hate him.

00:03:51.000 I hate that type of guy.

00:03:54.000 These, you know, liberal comedians who talk about how, well, I'm so messed up.

00:03:59.000 And then they just fuck their interns and complain about how hard life is and talk about their therapist all the time.

00:04:04.000 And it's like, woe is me.

00:04:06.000 Sympathy, sympathy.

00:04:08.000 And then just, oh yeah, that's it.

00:04:14.000 Perverts like me, we're just honest.

00:04:17.000 I'm dying to fuck you. 1.00

00:04:20.000 But I can't.

00:04:22.000 Anyway, you want to talk about woke?

00:04:24.000 I'm woke.

00:04:26.000 Ooh, that Woodford Reserve is rough.

00:04:28.000 Is it?

00:04:29.000 Kind of like.

00:04:30.000 Yeah.

00:04:30.000 What does he say?

00:04:31.000 And I like beer.

00:04:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:04:35.000 Whiskey is too rough.

00:04:37.000 Champagne costs too much.

00:04:41.000 I have that.

00:04:42.000 You missed these.

00:04:43.000 Oh, by the way, that opening band was what were they called?

00:04:47.000 They're from Torrance, California, which is Joyce Manor down by Venice.

00:04:51.000 Joyce Manor, that was called Home Coming Party.

00:04:54.000 You know, when I grew up, you hear a band, you go, where are they from?

00:04:59.000 Maybe that was a hardcore thing, but you would just compartmentalize every band.

00:05:03.000 Oh, it's part of like the replacements and who's good to, oh, they're part of that Midwestern, Milwaukee, Wisconsin kind of Midwestern hardcore band like with Di Cruzen.

00:05:13.000 Okay, I got it.

00:05:14.000 That's they're there.

00:05:16.000 Whoa, that's rancid.

00:05:17.000 Oh, I get it.

00:05:18.000 Up Ivy and SoCal and Gilman Street and that whole scene down there.

00:05:23.000 Okay, I got it.

00:05:23.000 That ended up being fat records as they got older and all that stuff.

00:05:27.000 Got it.

00:05:28.000 Oh, it's Cro-Mags. 1.00

00:05:29.000 Oh, that's New York City, that scene.

00:05:31.000 Cuban Patriots.

00:05:32.000 The San Francisco scene didn't like the New York scene because they thought they were Nazis, but they didn't get it.

00:05:36.000 It was just Cuban expats who tend to be very patriotic and wave American flags.

00:05:41.000 But with all this internet, I don't know if kids do that anymore.

00:05:45.000 So every time we have an opening band, I say, oh, that was four kids from Torrance, California that's south of Los Angeles.

00:05:51.000 I don't think they give a shit about that.

00:05:53.000 They're more like, what genre is it and are they trans?

00:05:57.000 This is pretty cool, though.

00:05:58.000 Dude, if I have to undo the top button of my new pants.

00:06:02.000 Oh, so the belt's not even working.

00:06:04.000 It's just fine.

00:06:05.000 Just holding a gun.

00:06:06.000 The belt's adjustable.

00:06:08.000 This is England, so you got all the different bands here.

00:06:10.000 Rhymal Scream are Scottish?

00:06:12.000 Did I?

00:06:12.000 I didn't know that.

00:06:14.000 Arctic Monkeys, yeah.

00:06:15.000 See, that's how I think of them.

00:06:17.000 That's cool.

00:06:18.000 Like, when I think of the Arctic Monkeys, I think of Northern English. 0.92

00:06:21.000 I think of drunks.

00:06:22.000 And I see Pulp is a London band.

00:06:26.000 Huh.

00:06:27.000 That's a cool trick.

00:06:29.000 But anyway, they're young kids and you should check them out.

00:06:31.000 Very lo-fi.

00:06:33.000 Kind of a sound that's popular in Australia right now.

00:06:35.000 It's almost like a 60s punk kind of thing.

00:06:38.000 Yes, we drank beer.

00:06:40.000 I like beer.

00:06:43.000 Great songs this week that all you non-subscribers have missed out on.

00:06:47.000 We discovered Tom T. Hall.

00:06:49.000 I guess he's from HeHon.

00:06:50.000 I never noticed because I was six.

00:06:53.000 But he's got two great songs.

00:06:54.000 I like beer and I love all the things I'm learning.

00:07:01.000 I love coffee in a cup.

00:07:04.000 Fuzzy Little Pups.

00:07:07.000 I love little baby ducks.

00:07:12.000 Ducks.

00:07:13.000 Duck trucks.

00:07:14.000 Slow-moving trains and rain.

00:07:18.000 I like when he goes, music when it's good.

00:07:21.000 I love little country streams.

00:07:24.000 Sleep without dreams.

00:07:27.000 Sunday school and me.

00:07:29.000 Okay, pretty disgusting.

00:07:31.000 And then we had that awesome band that my daughter turned me on to, Death Grip.

00:07:36.000 I've seen footage.

00:07:38.000 I've been screaming that all week.

00:07:40.000 And at the gym, there's a large gay man who is one of the best boxers there.

00:07:47.000 And so he has authority.

00:07:49.000 Oh, go ahead.

00:07:55.000 Isn't it great not being on YouTube, we can relax?

00:08:04.000 This is one of those bands.

00:08:05.000 It's really just one guy.

00:08:06.000 I mean, the band is there, but it's this one sort of tech genius behind everything.

00:08:12.000 And then there was that cool boom, boom, boom.

00:08:15.000 What are they called?

00:08:16.000 Harlow Hollowed.

00:08:19.000 And I can't tell if it's Trumpers, Gen Z Trumpers, taking a song.

00:08:34.000 No, I think they're.

00:08:35.000 But then I see they did a song about Corona.

00:08:39.000 But like a bad song about it?

00:08:40.000 I mean, no, like a put your mask on.

00:08:43.000 They're cool.

00:08:44.000 Oh, no, they are cool.

00:08:45.000 It's just rare that MAGA kids are.

00:08:47.000 I'm a coomer.

00:08:48.000 I'm guessing this is about fapping, fappers. 1.00

00:08:51.000 So it's making fun of people who beat off?

00:08:53.000 Yeah.

00:08:53.000 I think they're.

00:08:55.000 The song makes me want to become a doomer instead of a coomer. 0.98

00:08:57.000 Is that funny with Prow Boys?

00:08:58.000 They said we don't beat off.

00:09:00.000 The real thing is you're only allowed to ejaculate within a yard of a lady with her consent. 0.91

00:09:04.000 You can jerk off if your significant others pregnant or menstruating or something. 0.92

00:09:08.000 But that became more anti-masturbation.

00:09:12.000 No, we're anti-jerking off alone to porn.

00:09:16.000 And then that made our adversaries be pro-beating off.

00:09:21.000 And the Daily Show did a big thing about how awesome it is to beat off.

00:09:24.000 And you're like, wow.

00:09:26.000 Wanker is an insult for a reason, dude.

00:09:28.000 You don't look very cool bragging about how fantastic it is to rub your genitals while watching two other people. 0.75

00:09:39.000 Oh, it fueled alt-right anger, did it?

00:09:41.000 Cool theory.

00:09:45.000 That's why Antifa is so chill, right?

00:09:48.000 They're getting their nuts out.

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:51.000 I contacted that guy.

00:09:52.000 Really?

00:09:53.000 With the Daily Show guy.

00:09:54.000 Yeah.

00:09:54.000 No, the one-handed dude who's against using your hands to beat off.

00:09:59.000 No, he's...

00:09:59.000 Yeah.

00:10:00.000 You corresponded back and forth with email.

00:10:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:03.000 Someone blew his hand off for beating off, and now he's very pro-beating off.

00:10:08.000 But I was like, you fucking loser.

00:10:09.000 And I explained it all to him.

00:10:10.000 And he goes, oh, wow, you really came out strong.

00:10:12.000 And I go, shut the fuck up. 0.98

00:10:14.000 It was that kind of talk.

00:10:15.000 This is all via email.

00:10:17.000 And he goes, I get it.

00:10:18.000 You're one of these people who sort of shoots from the hip and comes out swinging.

00:10:22.000 That's not the way I am.

00:10:24.000 And he made it sound like I was just this aggressive asshole.

00:10:26.000 Dude, you went on national television calling out a men's club.

00:10:31.000 So you started it.

00:10:33.000 Don't act surprised when someone calls you and says, what the fuck are you doing?

00:10:37.000 There's John.

00:10:44.000 Anyway, we're off at a million tangents, and I tend to forget what I was originally trying to say.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, so this guy at the gym, he's really into disco, and he has authority there.

00:10:56.000 He's an old dude, my age, really old.

00:10:58.000 Every time I say someone's old, they're younger than me.

00:11:01.000 So it's disco all the time.

00:11:04.000 You can't get pumped to disco.

00:11:06.000 You get pumped to boom, boom, boom, boom, get out of my way.

00:11:11.000 Or I've seen footage.

00:11:16.000 Not ring my bell.

00:11:19.000 Like I physically feel myself getting tired.

00:11:22.000 No way.

00:11:22.000 Yes.

00:11:23.000 That's one of the songs?

00:11:24.000 Yeah, it's not even late disco.

00:11:26.000 It's like as disco began.

00:11:31.000 That's terrible.

00:11:32.000 He's like, you get it?

00:11:33.000 Ring my bell.

00:11:34.000 As soon as I open the door to the bottom of the stairs and I'm coming up, I start hearing disco.

00:11:38.000 I just go, oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:11:42.000 All right, guys, do some burpees.

00:11:44.000 All right, guys.

00:11:45.000 I want you to start punching each other in the face as hard as you can.

00:11:52.000 So that's a bummer.

00:11:54.000 What a day at the gym today.

00:11:56.000 I have some revelations, by the way, about boxing.

00:12:00.000 I've been drinking Gatorade like I'm some sort of health freak and I'm doing a great job and I'm having electrolytes.

00:12:07.000 I'm drinking sugar.

00:12:08.000 It's got a little bit less sugar than all the other shit, but not much.

00:12:12.000 It's got less than Coke.

00:12:14.000 So now I just drink water.

00:12:16.000 Major change.

00:12:17.000 Another change I made recently was I'd have a coffee to try to get myself psyched before training.

00:12:25.000 No, don't have that.

00:12:26.000 You're not you at the gym if you just had a coffee.

00:12:30.000 You should have the workout that your non-coffee body wants you to have.

00:12:34.000 And that's a lot more sort of measured rather than just coming in.

00:12:42.000 So those have been my two big changes.

00:12:44.000 And thank God this fucking heat wave is over.

00:12:47.000 But I got to tell you this story.

00:12:48.000 And that's what I was trying to say earlier.

00:12:50.000 I've learned in these shows that to have a bunch of links and news items and do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, breaking news.

00:12:57.000 It doesn't work with this short segment when we're cutting to ads and stuff.

00:13:01.000 So this is all just shooting the shit.

00:13:03.000 But that's not typical of the show.

00:13:05.000 The show is usually, for you don't, those who don't subscribe, just me sneezing for an hour and a half.

00:13:15.000 No, the show is usually: here's a general topic, and then we go through all these examples and pull this up and have you notice this pattern here.

00:13:22.000 I'm very, very happy with yesterday's show where we're talking about this Sikh who was talking about George Washington, and he was doing some hip-hop thing because he's a rapper named Houdini.

00:13:32.000 And he was like, yo, America was built on racism, and he's got his big Sikh thing, and he's talking about how George Washington had slaves.

00:13:39.000 And the beauty of Sikhs is you look them up, and whatever time they're depicting, Muslims were murdering them. 1.00

00:13:46.000 So I'm like, okay, George Washington, let me look up around that time.

00:13:50.000 So the American Revolution was, what, 1765 to 1780 something?

00:13:55.000 In 1762, there was a major Sikh Holocaust where tens of thousands of women and children were massacred just for being Sikh.

00:14:06.000 And his priority is let's bitch about America and all the horrible things they've done to black people.

00:14:12.000 What about what Muslims did to you, my friend, Mr. Panjam Singh?

00:14:18.000 I also realized something else.

00:14:19.000 You know, at the end of that video where he says, and Bollywood, we don't need your support until you address your casteism, sexism, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:26.000 The whole script is clearly written by a white guy who was trying to sound black.

00:14:30.000 But I think that white guy who wrote it doesn't realize that Sikhs live in Punjab, which is not in India.

00:14:36.000 There's India, there's Punjab, and there's Pakistan.

00:14:41.000 I think he thinks there's just India.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, I thought Punjab was a type of Indian, Punjabi Indian.

00:14:46.000 No, if you're Punjabi, you're Sikh.

00:14:49.000 Ooh.

00:14:49.000 I hope I'm getting that wrong.

00:14:50.000 Oops.

00:14:50.000 Apparently the $20 bill thing, people are like, oh, George Washington isn't on the 20.

00:14:54.000 It got confusing because he's holding up the $20 bill, but he's talking about Washington.

00:15:02.000 But he's actually talking about Jackson.

00:15:03.000 So did he get that wrong?

00:15:05.000 Or was it us?

00:15:07.000 Is he holding up a $20 bill?

00:15:09.000 Could have been a one.

00:15:10.000 Let me see.

00:15:11.000 No, he mentions the 20 a bunch of times.

00:15:13.000 Yeah, I know.

00:15:14.000 I got confused, but people have been writing in about this, this $20 bill thing.

00:15:18.000 Let's see.

00:15:19.000 It's right in the beginning.

00:15:21.000 Yeah.

00:15:22.000 This piece of paper with the thing.

00:15:24.000 By the way, my bartender today, she's a woman. 1.00

00:15:26.000 She's, I guess, a barmaid. 0.80

00:15:30.000 I love her to death, but she's, I'm not going to say she's nuts.

00:15:33.000 She's very eccentric, and she's determined.

00:15:36.000 Everything is astrology to her.

00:15:37.000 I'm a cancer, and my thing is rising and Sagittarius.

00:15:42.000 She told me today America has an astrological chart with Scorpio and all that shit.

00:15:49.000 But she also confided in me, and I don't want to blow up her spot.

00:15:53.000 You ready for this one?

00:15:56.000 I don't think you're going to.

00:15:57.000 I'll pay you a million of these if you can guess.

00:16:00.000 Okay.

00:16:01.000 Ready?

00:16:02.000 What's happening here, yes?

00:16:03.000 What else did she say today?

00:16:08.000 That's the whole hint?

00:16:09.000 Yep.

00:16:10.000 What else did she say today while holding a dollar?

00:16:13.000 You're never going to get it.

00:16:14.000 I'm George Washington.

00:16:16.000 You are George Washington.

00:16:17.000 No, she is reincarnated.

00:16:19.000 Oh.

00:16:21.000 That deserves a million dollars. 0.99

00:16:22.000 And it gets crazier.

00:16:24.000 George Washington's wife, the first lady, she's been reincarnated as this guy that she dated in New York who looks exactly like George Washington's wife.

00:16:36.000 The guy looks like George Washington's wife. 1.00

00:16:38.000 Yes.

00:16:39.000 And she goes, isn't it uncanny?

00:16:41.000 And she's holding up George Washington next to her face.

00:16:43.000 And I'm like, not even remotely close.

00:16:46.000 You have like angular features.

00:16:47.000 You have like a pointy nose and a pointy chin.

00:16:49.000 She's very pretty.

00:16:50.000 But George Washington is more blobby, like a blobby nose.

00:16:53.000 Yes, he does.

00:16:53.000 I have a blobby nose.

00:16:54.000 So she goes, well, I had a nose job.

00:16:56.000 Okay.

00:16:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:58.000 You had a George Washington nose before this?

00:17:00.000 I was like, wait, do you fuck George Washington's wife?

00:17:02.000 So you have a wooden nose and he had wooden teeth.

00:17:04.000 Okay, that's cool.

00:17:05.000 And then I said to her, answer me this.

00:17:08.000 This has been bugging me for a long time.

00:17:09.000 I'm so glad I get to meet you.

00:17:11.000 When the British took over Fort DeQuesne, and, well, they failed.

00:17:15.000 They were killed by the French and the Indians jumping from the trees and shooting them. 0.98

00:17:19.000 I have a giant painting of it in my dining room.

00:17:21.000 George Washington was working with the British soldiers.

00:17:24.000 He was like a hired guy, a hired gun.

00:17:27.000 And I've always wondered when he saw those guys jumping under the trees and killing the British, is that when he said, you know what?

00:17:33.000 America could do this.

00:17:34.000 I want to be on the tree's side, and I want to be shooting down at my fellow English cocksuckers, and we could start a whole new country. 1.00

00:17:42.000 And she didn't answer the question very specifically.

00:17:45.000 It was a long time ago, you know.

00:17:46.000 Yeah.

00:17:47.000 Well, and then she was all about fucking Capricorns. 0.99

00:17:49.000 But let's see what Billy holds up.

00:17:53.000 The man on the face of the $20 bill is the same man who once offered up to 325 times that amount for the return of a runaway enslaved person.

00:18:02.000 Talking about Jackson.

00:18:03.000 Including extra bonuses for every 100 lashes inflicted upon that man.

00:18:08.000 He wasn't afraid of the city.

00:18:09.000 Jack Showins is really hard on slaves.

00:18:11.000 Yes, I heard about it.

00:18:12.000 Right, right, right.

00:18:13.000 I mean, the same argument can be made there.

00:18:15.000 Doesn't matter.

00:18:16.000 I mean, people are just.

00:18:17.000 Anyway, that was a fun part of the week.

00:18:20.000 So sorry to bore subscribers, but so tomorrow, for example, we're going to do riot porn.

00:18:25.000 We're just going to show X-rated images and videos of Antifa and Trump supporters having sex.

00:18:32.000 No.

00:18:33.000 I'm using porn colloquially.

00:18:35.000 We're just going to go through a whole bunch of riot footage and, you know, determine patterns through it because that you need space to breathe to do that.

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00:19:38.000 What?

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:40.000 Maybe we're on our way out.

00:19:43.000 I don't know.

00:19:44.000 We're yet another business that was closed down by COVID.

00:19:50.000 Yeah, so tomorrow we'll go through a bunch of riot footage.

00:19:54.000 Oh, here's another thing I've done recently.

00:19:56.000 So I would be lying in bed on my phone, looking at Andrew No's Twitter and watching actual public free country and just seeing riot after riot after riot.

00:20:05.000 Then you go to bed and you feel like shit.

00:20:08.000 So I got this new app.

00:20:10.000 Again, this is a free promotion.

00:20:14.000 They'd never be associated with this show anyway.

00:20:17.000 It's called Pray.

00:20:19.000 Pray.com.

00:20:22.000 Pray, believe, receive.

00:20:24.000 Cool.

00:20:25.000 And what you do is it's got all these things to fall asleep.

00:20:28.000 It's got a million different things, pray nightly, all this.

00:20:31.000 But I got like the beginning, the story of Noah, Abram to Abraham.

00:20:36.000 And you just fall asleep as someone softly A-M-S-R tells you the Bible.

00:20:41.000 They got James Darth Vader reading the Bible.

00:20:43.000 Oh, that's good.

00:20:44.000 I'm your father, Jesus.

00:20:45.000 Luke 17.

00:20:49.000 So that's cool.

00:20:51.000 That's what I was doing, the night ones.

00:20:53.000 I'm not interested in James Earl Jones.

00:20:55.000 It's free?

00:20:56.000 No, actually, I don't know how much it is.

00:20:57.000 I'm rich.

00:20:58.000 Oh, man.

00:21:00.000 It's not expensive.

00:21:01.000 Why are you saying it's free?

00:21:02.000 You waste so much fucking money.

00:21:03.000 If it is happening, it's going to be like $4.99.

00:21:06.000 And you're probably wearing like $400 cigar shoes.

00:21:12.000 So now you're just blending all of my bad habits together?

00:21:15.000 No, no, no.

00:21:16.000 I haven't bought anything online in months.

00:21:18.000 Well, not months.

00:21:19.000 It feels like it.

00:21:20.000 By the way, I saw Asian John on the way to the studio.

00:21:23.000 Yeah, he's everywhere.

00:21:24.000 And he was going to the cigar shop on Blankety Blank and 7th Avenue.

00:21:30.000 And I go, where are you going?

00:21:31.000 He goes, I'm going to get a cigar.

00:21:32.000 He's with someone else.

00:21:33.000 He goes, we're going to get cigars.

00:21:35.000 I go, you know that that's gay, right? 0.99

00:21:36.000 It's a phallic symbol.

00:21:38.000 You're sucking a phallic symbol. 0.80

00:21:39.000 He goes, yeah, we're gay.

00:21:42.000 Is he?

00:21:42.000 No, he's not.

00:21:43.000 I don't know.

00:21:44.000 A lot of people in New York City pass for, like, they don't, they're like normal, and then they're like, oh, yeah, dude, I just blew a dude.

00:21:50.000 You're like, huh, weird.

00:21:52.000 Yeah, like John Robertson, the dude who plays the mom in Bob's Burgers.

00:21:57.000 I met him almost 20 years ago now, and he doesn't talk gay at all.

00:22:01.000 Yeah, I know that.

00:22:02.000 His dad's a dead, he's like Pete, what's his name from SNL?

00:22:05.000 His dad's a dead fireman.

00:22:06.000 Pete Davidson's dead dad.

00:22:08.000 Yeah.

00:22:09.000 He's like a Pete Davidson type of dude.

00:22:11.000 Like, hey, what's going on?

00:22:12.000 Like Tim Dylan.

00:22:14.000 Yeah.

00:22:15.000 He's like Tim Dylan.

00:22:16.000 And so I was like, oh my God, her fucking tits are just like the perfect size. 1.00

00:22:20.000 And he's looking at me like, I don't care.

00:22:22.000 And I go, how could you not like those tits? 1.00

00:22:25.000 And he goes, I'm the gayest person in the fucking world.

00:22:29.000 That one, right?

00:22:30.000 No, that's Eugene Merman, who once kissed me on the lips.

00:22:33.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:22:34.000 Because he said, hey, Gavin, how's it going being conservative?

00:22:37.000 This is a long time ago when it was slowly being discovered.

00:22:42.000 And so he made out with me like I was going to go, homosexuality. 0.97

00:22:47.000 Right, right.

00:22:49.000 And then you put your hand on the back of his head and you're just like, wait a second.

00:22:51.000 No, it's, yeah, I just tongue down his throat.

00:22:54.000 Not him.

00:22:54.000 That's John Benjamin.

00:22:56.000 Okay.

00:22:56.000 You don't know anything in the world.

00:22:59.000 I'm glad it's the mom.

00:23:02.000 Oh, yeah, the one who plays the mom.

00:23:04.000 Okay, I'll find.

00:23:04.000 Oh, this guy.

00:23:05.000 Yeah, you just had him.

00:23:06.000 That guy.

00:23:07.000 Oh, yeah, he kind of looks a little.

00:23:08.000 He might look gay now, but 20 years ago, he was just like a New York dude.

00:23:12.000 Damn.

00:23:13.000 But the way he said, I'm the gayest person in the world, I advise people to do that. 0.98

00:23:17.000 Whenever Trump comes up in a conversation, like I'm not courting anyone.

00:23:21.000 I got my friends.

00:23:22.000 I got my MAGA dads.

00:23:23.000 I got my baseball dads.

00:23:25.000 I'm good.

00:23:26.000 So I don't have any time to waste.

00:23:28.000 So if someone starts shitting on Trump at a bar or something, I just go, I am the biggest Trump supporter you'll ever meet in your life.

00:23:36.000 When I'm shown things he's done wrong, I can't see them.

00:23:40.000 He could rape a kid and I would go, lots of people rape kids. 1.00

00:23:43.000 I mean, you'd be surprised how common it is.

00:23:45.000 And then they go, oh, okay.

00:23:46.000 You know what they usually do?

00:23:48.000 They usually go, I don't really know.

00:23:50.000 I don't know much.

00:23:51.000 Like they instantly back down.

00:23:55.000 All right, I have to tell you this incredibly important story.

00:23:57.000 Breaking news.

00:24:00.000 So I'm at the gym today on my water after my great pray Bible sleep.

00:24:05.000 And I hear honk, honk.

00:24:09.000 And I'm already mad.

00:24:11.000 Not at the honker.

00:24:12.000 Whatever's being honked at, I can tell is egregious because it's in a very shitty neighborhood where people are fucking entitled and they double park all the time.

00:24:21.000 All the time.

00:24:22.000 You don't see double parking like this anywhere else.

00:24:24.000 It's sort of in the Bronx area.

00:24:27.000 And I've noticed this these days with the whole rioting and everything.

00:24:32.000 I feel like black people are sort of like, I don't know, this could just be my own prejudice, but I'm sensing that there's this vibe where black people are like, you know what? 0.60

00:24:41.000 I built this fucking country.

00:24:42.000 Fuck all of you.

00:24:43.000 This is mine.

00:24:48.000 Like, fuck you.

00:24:49.000 I'm sure we don't see the middle class ones who are like, what the fuck is going on?

00:24:53.000 But with like the more working class African-American people of color, I just sense there's this like, yeah, fuck you. 1.00

00:25:00.000 I'm doing this.

00:25:02.000 Almost like Sid Vicious kind of attitude of just throwing a milkshake out the window.

00:25:07.000 I'm done with it.

00:25:09.000 So I look out the window and there's an 18-wheeler that's trying to park by the grocery store.

00:25:16.000 So you're not allowed to park anywhere near the grocery store because it's a fucking loading dock.

00:25:20.000 And the 18-wheeler pulls in there and the forklifts come out and they start removing the pallets.

00:25:28.000 It's how grocery stores work. 1.00

00:25:30.000 So I look out the window, some white Hispanic driver honking.

00:25:35.000 He can't even get off the main road because there's nowhere to get off to.

00:25:38.000 The illegal parkers have blocked him in and you need a big, a wide berth.

00:25:43.000 By the way, if you're not a dad and you're not a get off my lawn type of old dude, this story is going to bore you.

00:25:48.000 Maybe go get an aperitif or something right now because this is strictly for the dads.

00:25:55.000 So I'm sitting there.

00:25:56.000 I got my boxing gloves on the edge of the window looking down going, what in the fuck?

00:26:02.000 So he can't do anything.

00:26:04.000 and cars on the main road are honking because they can't get past him.

00:26:06.000 And he's like, I'm sorry.

00:26:08.000 I'm just trying to do my job.

00:26:09.000 And God knows how long he's been on the road.

00:26:12.000 He probably came from like fucking your neck of the woods, Newburgh or whatever.

00:26:17.000 You know, with all his, and he's in traffic and he's on the FDR and he finally gets there.

00:26:23.000 And then I hate this fucking shit.

00:26:26.000 He's almost done.

00:26:28.000 He's probably finishing like a 13-hour shift.

00:26:30.000 He can't wait to go home and just fucking watch Auto Trade magazine.

00:26:35.000 So he gets out and there's three cars that are preventing him, right?

00:26:39.000 First car is a taxi cab.

00:26:40.000 No one's there.

00:26:41.000 He just parked there.

00:26:42.000 There's a million places on the other side of the street or just down a bit.

00:26:46.000 No, I want to park here because that's my store.

00:26:48.000 So that taxi cab driver pissed me off.

00:26:50.000 The middle white car, I can't see what he is.

00:26:54.000 But the truck driver, I don't care what he said.

00:26:57.000 He could have said, fuck you, you cocksucker, move.

00:27:00.000 And he'd be right.

00:27:01.000 If I was that person, I'd go, all right, all right, right.

00:27:03.000 Chill out, chill out.

00:27:04.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:27:05.000 Am I wrong?

00:27:06.000 I'm fucking up your day.

00:27:07.000 But this guy was, I could hear the guy yelling back at him.

00:27:11.000 And then he goes, as he pulls out, he goes, honk, honk.

00:27:14.000 And he goes, he gives him the finger and goes, what?

00:27:20.000 And that guy did one of these.

00:27:22.000 I want to see a topographical map on who does this, who does this, and who does this.

00:27:28.000 Yeah, that's good.

00:27:29.000 What do you do?

00:27:31.000 You know, I want to force myself to do this, but I'm pretty sure I just do that.

00:27:35.000 I haven't done that in a long time.

00:27:36.000 This is my culture, my people.

00:27:38.000 Yeah, me too.

00:27:39.000 Thumb tucked in, and the finger, I was going to say the penis, the ET finger, like as probing, anally probing as possible. 0.54

00:27:48.000 Fuck you.

00:27:49.000 I do like this one better, though.

00:27:51.000 Me too.

00:27:52.000 I wish this was my people.

00:27:53.000 I know, but I wish I came from wherever this area is.

00:27:56.000 I don't want to.

00:27:56.000 I feel like it's Milwaukee.

00:27:59.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:28:00.000 Detroit.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, because it kind of looks gunnish.

00:28:03.000 Yeah.

00:28:04.000 I wonder what LA is.

00:28:06.000 Maybe it's that.

00:28:06.000 I know my one friend who's like...

00:28:08.000 This is hard to do.

00:28:10.000 He wouldn't even point that at you.

00:28:11.000 He'd just be like...

00:28:12.000 Here's another.

00:28:14.000 You know how Trump says fucking where he's like, fucking...

00:28:17.000 I'm going to make that my finger.

00:28:18.000 It's this.

00:28:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:20.000 I don't even care enough to flip you off.

00:28:23.000 This is a disaster.

00:28:24.000 If you replayed it and watched it frame by frame, you'd realize one finger was slightly higher than the other.

00:28:30.000 If you check out the photo finish, yeah.

00:28:32.000 The middle finger's in the lead.

00:28:35.000 Gary, Keith, and Ron are watching a baseball game.

00:28:39.000 I'm not naming my team anymore because I'm still mad at them.

00:28:42.000 But I said, it was Gary, Keith, and Ron talking.

00:28:45.000 They're the three guys who deal with that team's games.

00:28:48.000 And I go, are they all married?

00:28:50.000 My son goes, what?

00:28:51.000 What kind of question is that?

00:28:53.000 And I go, Gary, Keith, and Ron.

00:28:55.000 Are they all married?

00:28:56.000 He goes, oh, I thought you meant everyone in baseball.

00:28:58.000 Yeah, every single player in every single team are 100% of them all married.

00:29:04.000 That was my question.

00:29:06.000 So anyway, sorry.

00:29:07.000 So to go back to this.

00:29:08.000 So now the cab driver shows up.

00:29:10.000 This guy's still like, honk, honk.

00:29:12.000 And I'm sitting there going, I'm trying to meet eyes with him.

00:29:15.000 I go, what is their problem?

00:29:18.000 And he thinks I'm fucking with him.

00:29:20.000 And so he's weary at first.

00:29:21.000 I go, and then I have to yell, move your car.

00:29:24.000 So I yell that and he's like, oh, okay, car.

00:29:27.000 I'm not in a car.

00:29:27.000 I'm in a truck.

00:29:28.000 So he's on my side.

00:29:29.000 And then he just sort of goes.

00:29:31.000 So then, I forgot to tell you, the first car was this black lady. 1.00

00:29:34.000 She's got a Black Lives Matter shirt on.

00:29:36.000 She seems to be below the poverty line, we'll say.

00:29:41.000 And she comes out and she's messing with stuff. 1.00

00:29:43.000 And he goes, you got to move.

00:29:44.000 So then he goes to do the white car and he goes through the taxi.

00:29:47.000 My eyes are on the white car and the taxi.

00:29:48.000 I don't see what she does.

00:29:50.000 He comes back.

00:29:51.000 Now the white car is gone.

00:29:52.000 The taxi's gone.

00:29:54.000 He comes back.

00:29:54.000 She's not in her car anymore.

00:29:56.000 And I'm the same as him.

00:29:57.000 I'm like, where the fuck?

00:29:58.000 They're throwing themselves into the road, gladly.

00:30:01.000 She went into the grocery store to go get something.

00:30:04.000 With the cars that...

00:30:06.000 Oh, my.

00:30:08.000 You're parked illegally.

00:30:10.000 You could park illegally on the other side of the street.

00:30:12.000 And that would have been great.

00:30:13.000 That would have been fantastic.

00:30:15.000 But she couldn't even like go and move.

00:30:19.000 So he could finish his job.

00:30:20.000 So like six people could get to work.

00:30:24.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:30:26.000 And now I'm just waiting with my big fat hands perched over the side like a parakeet.

00:30:31.000 And yeah, that was my attitude.

00:30:33.000 I'm flabbergasted.

00:30:34.000 At first, I think I'm hallucinating.

00:30:36.000 I don't have my glasses on, right?

00:30:37.000 Because I'm at the gym.

00:30:38.000 But I'm like, maybe her body's shaped like a chair and she has a chair just patterned shirt on. 1.00

00:30:45.000 I can't be looking at a driver's seat.

00:30:47.000 But I was.

00:30:48.000 I'm looking through the windshield.

00:30:50.000 And then she comes back and she has something that's like this big.

00:30:55.000 Like luncheon meat.

00:30:57.000 What?

00:30:58.000 Or cheese.

00:31:00.000 And I can see her like, I know, I know.

00:31:02.000 It's like, I told you to move your car.

00:31:04.000 It's like, I know you told me.

00:31:05.000 I'm moving my car.

00:31:06.000 And I'm like, what's the matter with you?

00:31:08.000 You turn around.

00:31:11.000 And she doesn't know where that voice is coming from because I'm up on the third floor leaning down.

00:31:17.000 And I go, what the fuck's move your car?

00:31:19.000 She goes, I am moving my car, motherfucker. 0.99

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:24.000 How dare you?

00:31:25.000 12 minutes.

00:31:26.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:31:27.000 12 minutes.

00:31:28.000 Bing, bing.

00:31:29.000 The bell's been ringing.

00:31:30.000 I've missed like five rounds staring at this with my little budgie arms.

00:31:36.000 And she gets in her car and drives away.

00:31:38.000 And eventually, now the 18-wheeler full of fuck knows how much produce and what's the value of that?

00:31:45.000 Probably like two aisles worth of food.

00:31:47.000 Probably like half a million dollars of stuff can finally pull into its spot.

00:31:54.000 Because of this one woman.

00:31:56.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00

00:32:01.000 I was yelling at her.

00:32:03.000 And then you don't realize how loud you are when you're yelling at a window in a gym.

00:32:06.000 And then I turn around and everyone's like, what the fuck?

00:32:08.000 What was that about?

00:32:10.000 Then I have to tell the whole story.

00:32:12.000 Mike! 0.69

00:32:16.000 If you're not a dad, that story is like, so you were yelling at someone who was parked wrong?

00:32:22.000 But if you are a dad, it's like...

00:32:26.000 This is as heavy as it is.

00:32:28.000 This is the same heaviness.

00:32:30.000 You're staying at someone's house and you feel like it's a little cold.

00:32:34.000 So you turn up, and then maybe at 11 p.m. you're staying over, you turn up their thermostat.

00:32:39.000 That's weird.

00:32:40.000 Like to 72.

00:32:41.000 And then you come down your bathrobe and you see someone's changed the thermostat.

00:32:46.000 That's inappropriate.

00:32:46.000 That's how, that's dad outraged.

00:32:49.000 That's how outraged I was.

00:32:50.000 She had changed my thermostat.

00:32:53.000 Fucking fucking.

00:32:59.000 Also in the news.

00:33:00.000 Oh, we should probably just end it, right?

00:33:02.000 Oh, it's 33.

00:33:03.000 Yep.

00:33:03.000 Let's go behind the paywall.

00:33:05.000 So I have another story from the bar.

00:33:08.000 And we will sort of briefly talk about news.

00:33:11.000 We'll talk about this abduction with these kids.

00:33:13.000 But that's not for you, freeloaders.

00:33:16.000 Thank you for tuning in.

00:33:18.000 People who have paid, please stick around.

00:33:20.000 We've got a lot to discuss and some phone calls to take.

00:33:23.000 And to both parties, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:33:44.000 I don't think I like Woodford Reserve anymore.

00:33:47.000 It's got like this woody, oaky aftertaste, whereas Makers has that cotton candy aftertaste.

00:33:55.000 What do you think about a different send-off for the people that don't pay?

00:34:00.000 Nicer one?

00:34:01.000 Not a nicer, like a like instead of get fired, get in trouble, like they get their own little free one.

00:34:06.000 Oh, thank you.

00:34:09.000 Let's put that in this suggestion bonfire.

00:34:12.000 Okay, here's another story from the bar today.

00:34:15.000 So her brother comes in, and their dad was an ER doctor.

00:34:20.000 Ah, shit.

00:34:21.000 I should have played the Zenoa video on the free part.

00:34:24.000 I could put it at the end of the credits or something.

00:34:27.000 But without your narration, it would be.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:34:34.000 Let me write that down.

00:34:35.000 So at the end of this, before we take calls, I'm going to do a Zenoa piece, right?

00:34:41.000 And then when you put it up on iTunes, take that Zenoa ending and stick it in the ending of that one.

00:34:49.000 And then it's get fired, get in trouble.

00:34:51.000 Oh, before you get fired, okay.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, obviously.

00:34:58.000 Wrinkly eyes.

00:35:01.000 She's got fucking wrinkly eyes. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Okay, so we're at the bar.

00:35:07.000 So I think they got money, right?

00:35:09.000 The barmaid and her brother, because the dad was a doctor.

00:35:12.000 He's dead.

00:35:13.000 And so the brother comes in.

00:35:14.000 He's got, you know, the new gear, the new nikes, and I think he's probably doing pretty good for pussy. 1.00

00:35:19.000 He seems to be about 40 years old.

00:35:21.000 And she goes, they're talking about some chick.

00:35:23.000 And he goes, I'm sorry it didn't work out.

00:35:25.000 And then she's all like, oh, well, he's, she's like a, you both very stubborn.

00:35:30.000 You're a Leo and she's a whatever and Taurus and they they tend to the they're both stubborn, but they're going in different directions and blah, blah, blah.

00:35:39.000 And I'm just like, all that matters, none of this matters.

00:35:42.000 What matters is, is she hot? 0.98

00:35:44.000 And then the girl goes, yeah, she's really pretty. 0.98

00:35:47.000 And the barmaid, and I go, well, I need to see a picture.

00:35:49.000 This is the thing with guys, when they talk about girls, we're not discussing anything until I see a JPEG.

00:35:55.000 Now, that's how guys talk to one another.

00:35:57.000 Like, I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about relationships and then you show me this 650-pound life.

00:36:03.000 Well, then remove all my advice.

00:36:06.000 If she's an incredible smoke show, there's a whole different set of rules. 0.99

00:36:09.000 For example, David Chang, the man who started Momofuko, I had dinner with him once at Peter Luger's steakhouse with David Cho.

00:36:20.000 And he told me about this brilliant thing that I'd like to impart to you.

00:36:25.000 It's called the self-induced friend zone.

00:36:30.000 And again, you have to see the chick first. 1.00

00:36:32.000 So he was working on this insane supermodel, way out of his league, like Emily Radojowski type. 0.58

00:36:39.000 He's like a celebrity and he's got money.

00:36:41.000 So that's kind of the girls he works on.

00:36:43.000 But he could tell that it was going nowhere, right?

00:36:46.000 This wasn't her, but it was someone like that.

00:36:49.000 And so he thinks, just like an investment, really.

00:36:53.000 He thinks, all right, the stock is plummeting.

00:36:56.000 I got to sell.

00:36:57.000 So before she can say, I've had a really good couple dates here and I think we should be friends, he says, hey, man, I think you were a lot of fun and really cool, but let's be friends for a while and see where that takes us.

00:37:14.000 So just as someone's about to hang up, you go, I got to go, and you hang up.

00:37:18.000 And no one's ever put her in the friend zone before, ever.

00:37:23.000 When she was born, other babies in the infirmary wanted to fuck her. 1.00

00:37:28.000 Like other babies were caught climbing out of their plexiglass with little tiny boners trying to fuck her. 1.00

00:37:34.000 Like the doctor slapped her ass twice.

00:37:36.000 I was like, what are you doing?

00:37:37.000 The doctor slapped her ass and then started going, oh my God. 1.00

00:37:41.000 He certainly didn't.

00:37:42.000 Is that even a pedophile joke?

00:37:44.000 I don't know.

00:37:45.000 It's not plausible, right?

00:37:47.000 This is like with Terry Richardson.

00:37:48.000 I tried to have a photo shoot of newborns dressed in lingerie.

00:37:51.000 And I'm like, it's not pedophilia.

00:37:53.000 It's too ridiculous.

00:37:54.000 It sucks that all those good jokes could just, they're just wasted.

00:37:58.000 Yeah.

00:37:59.000 So anyway, he goes, she kind of, she didn't want to fuck me after that.

00:38:03.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:38:04.000 It wasn't like catnip.

00:38:06.000 But I had this new like level of respect from her.

00:38:10.000 Yeah.

00:38:10.000 Where she was like, I wonder what it would have been like.

00:38:14.000 Smart.

00:38:15.000 Homeboys get night like.

00:38:20.000 Hey, look at this.

00:38:24.000 Hello?

00:38:26.000 An inmate at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.

00:38:30.000 This call is intended for the called party only.

00:38:33.000 This call and all participants will be recorded and may be monitored.

00:38:37.000 If you are an attorney, hang up and contact the facility to request that your number be made private.

00:38:43.000 To accept this free call, press one.

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00:38:49.000 You may start the conversation now.

00:38:51.000 Hey, Mercedes. 0.65

00:38:53.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:38:54.000 How you doing?

00:38:55.000 Hey, I'm good.

00:38:56.000 We're recording a show, so you're on the air.

00:38:58.000 Is that okay?

00:39:00.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:39:02.000 I've missed a million of your calls because my piece of shit phone was broken.

00:39:06.000 I have a new phone now, so maybe it'll be different.

00:39:10.000 Well, that's good.

00:39:10.000 Well, I would like to speak to you more.

00:39:12.000 So hi, everybody.

00:39:15.000 Hi, Mercedes.

00:39:16.000 Oh, that was a giant audience of 20,000 people saying hey.

00:39:20.000 Hi, 20,000 people.

00:39:21.000 Hello.

00:39:24.000 It's so nice to talk to you.

00:39:25.000 I'm glad that I will be able to speak to you more often.

00:39:30.000 Are you seeing the news?

00:39:31.000 Are you seeing that America is on fire?

00:39:34.000 Yes, I am seeing that America is on fire, and I'm seeing that fascists everywhere are taking over liberal cities.

00:39:41.000 And that thankfully Donald Trump is trying to do something about it.

00:39:47.000 Well, it's amazing how they're still trying to blame this on Trump.

00:39:50.000 Like, these are Dem mayors, Dem governors, that Trump is saying, can I help?

00:39:54.000 They're saying, fuck you.

00:39:56.000 And then they say, oh, this is, I even saw Joy Reed the other day say, these are white supremacists infiltrating these peaceful protests and turning them into riots. 0.98

00:40:06.000 No.

00:40:07.000 No, no, no.

00:40:08.000 And I think it's very clear that these are organized.

00:40:11.000 And I would suspect, you know, first of all, let's talk about fascism.

00:40:16.000 You know, everybody, Americans are so woefully misinformed about what fascism is.

00:40:20.000 Fascism has always come from the left.

00:40:23.000 Whether it was the Nazi socialist right or whether it was Mussolini, historically fascists always come from the left.

00:40:31.000 Always.

00:40:32.000 They're leftist organizations.

00:40:34.000 They're always socialist in nature.

00:40:37.000 They always stem from some sort of communist group that is usually unified, has a grievance with the government.

00:40:46.000 They're anti-authoritarian, tech, tech, tech.

00:40:49.000 And if you take a look at the contraband that was confiscated by the feds in Portland, you'll notice that it was all uniform.

00:40:57.000 So new, you know, new spray bottles, new lasers.

00:41:02.000 That means that somebody's organizing this.

00:41:04.000 That means that this is funded.

00:41:05.000 If you take a look and you notice that the DAs are not charging people, that means that they are complicit.

00:41:11.000 So what I also noticed, if you notice that BLM got a big payout from the Chicago PD in 2012 because of a staged protest there for quote-unquote police brutality,

00:41:27.000 I suspect that there's some sort of shakedown element.

00:41:31.000 Go back to, what was it, Rahm Emanuel?

00:41:34.000 Go back to these liberal litigators.

00:41:38.000 There's something that's thinking Denmark here.

00:41:42.000 BLM was created by these Chicago litigators during the Obama administration. 0.86

00:41:49.000 Who's organizing this?

00:41:50.000 Who bono?

00:41:51.000 Who benefits?

00:41:53.000 So I think that they are getting so desperate right now because Trump is doing so well.

00:41:57.000 He has been doing so well.

00:41:58.000 He does everything he said he was going to do.

00:42:00.000 He got us out of all these fascist green courts.

00:42:03.000 He has been cutting us all the deals he said he was going to do.

00:42:06.000 He's been pulling our troops back.

00:42:08.000 And I think they are so desperate because he has done so well that I think that they're organizing this as a big shakedown.

00:42:15.000 I think they're trying to get money out of the local PDs.

00:42:17.000 Notice it's all these really liberal jurisdictions that have extreme laws against any sort of police use of force.

00:42:24.000 Portland, Seattle, Chicago, New York, right, Boston.

00:42:30.000 And I think what it is is these liberal litigators that are in bed with BLM. 0.80

00:42:36.000 I think that they're using this as a shakedown.

00:42:38.000 And notice they're using extreme brutality.

00:42:41.000 I think these kids are getting these local indigents ramped up on mess. 1.00

00:42:46.000 And they're attacking the police, hoping that the police will use some form of brutality against them so that they can sue, they can get some money.

00:42:53.000 And I think that they're also completely organized.

00:42:55.000 I bet if you follow these sneaky little trailbacks, you're going to find Rob Emanuel, BLM, likely to be almost at the head of the snake.

00:43:03.000 I like that theory.

00:43:04.000 Like instead of this massive Soros conspiracy, this could be as simple as a cabal of litigators who make millions suing the cops, saying, let's get more violence from cops, force their hand, and then we can sue more.

00:43:18.000 Because I noticed at the BLM rally in New York, there were these sort of chubby lesbian lawyers who had made all their signs. 1.00

00:43:26.000 They were handing them out to everyone.

00:43:28.000 And I thought, why are all of these BLM Antifa things run by these lesbian lawyers? 1.00

00:43:35.000 And now I'm realizing through you that they could be, their bread and butter could be suing the police.

00:43:41.000 Bingo.

00:43:42.000 Huh.

00:43:43.000 Yep, and Cleebono, who benefits?

00:43:45.000 Look at who's the head of that snake.

00:43:47.000 It's the Obamas.

00:43:49.000 It's Obama manual.

00:43:51.000 It's all those dirty liberal litigators. 0.59

00:43:54.000 It all goes back to Chicago because DLM was created under the Obamas, and all that money filters right back to the DNC where it gets laundered.

00:44:04.000 Yep.

00:44:04.000 Comes out clean.

00:44:05.000 Okay.

00:44:06.000 That's who I think is benefiting.

00:44:08.000 I think that's a great theory.

00:44:09.000 I'm impressed.

00:44:09.000 Mercedes, we got to get back to the show, but thank you very much for calling.

00:44:13.000 And if you call Wednesdays, if you call Wednesdays around this time, then we'll pick up.

00:44:19.000 All right.

00:44:19.000 I love all of you.

00:44:20.000 Take care.

00:44:24.000 A wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.

00:44:28.000 Of course, if Mercedes guilty, we'll be deleting this episode. 0.53

00:44:32.000 Deleting this episode.

00:44:33.000 Totally mortifying.

00:44:34.000 Totally roguing this shit.

00:44:35.000 It's sort of like when I had Damien, what's his name from the Memphis 3 on my show, and he seems like a cool guy, but there's a little part of my head going, please, God, don't tell me you killed those kids.

00:44:46.000 I asked Anthony, he said the exact same thing was going through his head.

00:44:50.000 Not your whole head.

00:44:51.000 Sure, sure.

00:44:52.000 Women, you have to understand the way our brains work. 1.00

00:44:55.000 We can have like five heads at once.

00:44:58.000 So while we're talking to you about a very serious thing, like say your accountant is a hot woman with big tits, you're going through everything.

00:45:05.000 But a part of your brain is like, I wonder what you'd look like with lingerie on.

00:45:09.000 Oh, what I would do to you.

00:45:10.000 I would fucking bite your ass. 1.00

00:45:11.000 You'd have a bruise.

00:45:12.000 You'd have a bite mark bruise on your ass.

00:45:15.000 But that guy is, he's not even invited to the party.

00:45:17.000 He's on a little exercise bike way in the corner.

00:45:22.000 You know what's weird?

00:45:23.000 What's weird about that?

00:45:25.000 The litigator stuff is that Trump gave $45 million to Wisconsin after the Kenosha stuff to rebuild.

00:45:31.000 But he said a lot of that's going to go to new prosecutors.

00:45:35.000 So there is like a...

00:45:37.000 Remember that Jewish broad we did a whole thing on? 0.99

00:45:41.000 Do you remember what I'm talking about?

00:45:43.000 So the night of my talk, Antifa mobbed a journalist, beat the shit out of him, took his equipment.

00:45:50.000 Three of the ten were charged.

00:45:52.000 They were Kai Russo, who's like a weird tranny rich kid, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Slonum, who goes by a woman's name now because he's trans. 0.95

00:46:06.000 But Caleb Perkins, if you look him up, C-A-L-E-B.

00:46:14.000 No, go back to Google Image Caleb Perkins.

00:46:18.000 Because he's been in court a few times fighting cops.

00:46:23.000 There's a few Caleb Perkins, but see if you can see him in court.

00:46:29.000 We got to find that woman, right?

00:46:30.000 She had a weird name too.

00:46:31.000 Oh, damn.

00:46:32.000 She's a big, busty, big, busted Jubrod. 1.00

00:46:36.000 And she's one of these fairies that appears when Antifa gets arrested. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Now, before that phone call, I'm like, the Soros octopus up here has these little lawyers doing everything.

00:46:51.000 But now I'm like, wait a minute, you don't need an octopus up here.

00:46:54.000 Just the tentacle could be its own thing.

00:46:57.000 And it's possible that these lawyers are banded together and say, let's make sure we always protect Antifa and anyone who messes with cops.

00:47:07.000 This guy attacked a cop's horse, I believe.

00:47:13.000 There we go.

00:47:14.000 Now, what's the charge there?

00:47:16.000 This one's her, by the way.

00:47:17.000 Oh, she's in here somewhere.

00:47:19.000 Yeah, what's her name?

00:47:21.000 Moira Meltza-Cohen.

00:47:23.000 Moira Meltza Cohen.

00:47:25.000 It's possible that we don't need to go higher than Moira.

00:47:29.000 Moira and her friends could be the New York division of let's fuck with the police.

00:47:35.000 And they do it under the guise.

00:47:36.000 Like, what's the name of that page you're on?

00:47:38.000 Tradition Weeks 2020.

00:47:40.000 So this is just some dumb activist group that she's in. 0.99

00:47:42.000 This is daily news.

00:47:43.000 But yeah, she's in here somewhere.

00:47:45.000 I'll find her.

00:47:46.000 Yeah, you can find her down there.

00:47:47.000 And it's possible that her and friends, like, they don't even need, you could just be like 10, 10 people.

00:47:52.000 And they take a portion of their salary and it goes to signs.

00:47:56.000 You'll notice at all these rallies, all their signs are the same.

00:47:59.000 I've seen, when I was with Project Veritas, we went undercover.

00:48:02.000 I went undercover on a Black Lives Matter thing at Grand Central, and I saw their signs.

00:48:06.000 And I saw the lesbians, and they all look like Cohen over there. 1.00

00:48:09.000 And they're handing out these signs.

00:48:10.000 And they've obviously been to Kinko's and spent a fortune.

00:48:13.000 And they have, you know, a pre-allotted budget for that.

00:48:18.000 And Max and John didn't have that.

00:48:20.000 Max and John had to find their own lawyers.

00:48:22.000 I think she's gone.

00:48:23.000 Wait, wait.

00:48:23.000 Am I in the right place?

00:48:29.000 Unless she's on a different page.

00:48:31.000 That's funny.

00:48:32.000 Maybe she saw that I called her out.

00:48:34.000 Yeah, she's not on this.

00:48:37.000 Interesting.

00:48:38.000 But the text from that is in the email that we...

00:48:41.000 Moira uses the personal pronoun she and they.

00:48:43.000 They're admitted to practice law in New York State, southern North Dakota.

00:48:46.000 Show yourself when you're talking, please.

00:48:48.000 Okay.

00:48:50.000 He's reading what used to be a write-up for Moira before she vanished.

00:48:54.000 Northern and Western Districts of New York, the Western District of Virginia, Proact Weiss.

00:48:58.000 North Dakota.

00:49:00.000 North Dakota.

00:49:00.000 Hold degrees from University of Michigan, University of...

00:49:03.000 That's basically it.

00:49:04.000 And then her email and stuff.

00:49:07.000 And then Chelsea Manning's.

00:49:08.000 Thanks for that extra piece of information there.

00:49:10.000 That's what we couldn't find on the website.

00:49:12.000 No, there's the about me.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, this is the device.

00:49:17.000 There we go.

00:49:17.000 There's a much more relevant write-up.

00:49:19.000 Scroll up so I can read it.

00:49:21.000 I love this quote.

00:49:22.000 So this is what they tell themselves when they're really just part of this.

00:49:26.000 They're ambulance chasers is what they are.

00:49:28.000 But they're worse than ambulance chasers because they foment the accident.

00:49:32.000 So imagine you put oil all over the roads so the cars would crash into each other and then you could go and help sue.

00:49:38.000 My vision, but then instead of saying I'm an ambulance chaser, like I've met these injury lawyers.

00:49:44.000 I met one in Vegas once.

00:49:46.000 He was super drunk and we were just sitting at the bar and he just goes, I can't believe what I do is legal.

00:49:52.000 He goes, I just fucking milk companies.

00:49:54.000 And I got all pissed off and I told him to fuck off and he's like, whoa, there's some sort of morality or something.

00:50:01.000 Anyway, my vision of the relationship between law and justice is shaped by my commitment to radical social movements.

00:50:07.000 Wow.

00:50:08.000 Yeah, because they pay the bills.

00:50:09.000 I believe that the law is but one small tool in struggles for collective liberation.

00:50:15.000 I aim to share my legal expertise with clients who have their own skills and it blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:50:20.000 This is what I always wonder about these people.

00:50:22.000 When she's lying in bed and she's not listening to the Prey app, is she like, oh, wait, I am a shitbag.

00:50:29.000 I sometimes forget that.

00:50:31.000 Like guys who cheat on their girlfriends, they'll be so indignant when they're fighting about it, they'll forget that they're actually guilty.

00:50:38.000 How dare you?

00:50:40.000 Like the guy in that video drop, what?

00:50:44.000 And then later on, they'll go, oh, wait a minute.

00:50:46.000 She's right, I did cheat on her. 1.00

00:50:51.000 What?

00:50:53.000 And like Sean King.

00:50:55.000 Jim Goad was joking around once about how Sean King is, yo, basically what we got to do.

00:51:01.000 But when he's in a car, like, does the real Sean ever come out when some car cuts him off and he almost goes off the edge of a bridge or something?

00:51:08.000 He's like, God damn it.

00:51:10.000 Holy shit.

00:51:11.000 And he's like, no, I mean, like, goddamn, nigga, what the fuck, yo? 1.00

00:51:17.000 Or I wonder if his wife is ever lying next to him and he's lying there going, you know what you are?

00:51:21.000 You're a fucking asshole. 0.92

00:51:25.000 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 Well, that's the problem.

00:51:27.000 You don't know how to swing.

00:51:28.000 You got to keep your left arm straight, dummy.

00:51:32.000 And then she's like, hey, Sean, you were talking to sleep.

00:51:34.000 Yo, I was?

00:51:35.000 What the fuck, man?

00:51:37.000 I was probably like traumatizing shit.

00:51:39.000 He loves white shit, but he talks about it black. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Like, yo, you see Nicholas, he hit that golf putt and then the hockey with that golf stick machine on a computer.

00:51:52.000 I'm a rap rooter.

00:51:54.000 Rap rooter.

00:51:56.000 This isn't very important, but I have to finish the story.

00:51:59.000 So Good-looking guy, right?

00:52:01.000 Comes in the bar.

00:52:02.000 It's the barmaid's girlfriend.

00:52:04.000 I mean, sorry, brother.

00:52:06.000 And they're talking about this chick.

00:52:08.000 And I go, I need a JPEG.

00:52:09.000 I can't, we're not discussing anything without a JPEG.

00:52:12.000 So he goes, oh, I got a picture.

00:52:13.000 I got a picture.

00:52:15.000 He shows me his phone.

00:52:18.000 It's like one of these, it looks like one of these protests.

00:52:23.000 It is an obese.

00:52:25.000 I would say her stomach is like that.

00:52:33.000 That's hurting my stomach to push out that much.

00:52:35.000 She's like this wide.

00:52:39.000 Like what a nude midget probably looks like. 1.00

00:52:42.000 I had a kid.

00:52:44.000 No tits. 1.00

00:52:46.000 Like mulatto something. 1.00

00:52:48.000 A nude pick?

00:52:49.000 No, but I could tell by this.

00:52:50.000 She's wearing a big sweater that was hiding her disgusting girth. 1.00

00:52:55.000 And he's like 40.

00:52:57.000 She was like 29 or something.

00:52:59.000 Like a stupid child.

00:53:00.000 I understand if you're going to go for young chicks. 0.96

00:53:02.000 I get the mentality there, but shouldn't it be hot?

00:53:05.000 Like, what?

00:53:06.000 You go for an ugly 29-year-old? 1.00

00:53:09.000 And I just go, she's a five. 0.99

00:53:12.000 Why are we talking?

00:53:14.000 I don't like the butt chick. 1.00

00:53:16.000 Like, this isn't a conversation.

00:53:19.000 It's like saying, oh, man, I'm not allowed to eat toast.

00:53:23.000 Okay.

00:53:24.000 It's toast.

00:53:24.000 Who gives a shit?

00:53:25.000 Why are we...

00:53:26.000 The why of things.

00:53:28.000 Oh, someone wouldn't let me have their pumpkin ale.

00:53:31.000 They made homebrewed pumpkin IPA.

00:53:35.000 Okay.

00:53:39.000 That's unfortunate.

00:53:41.000 The end of conversation.

00:53:43.000 And then I was kind of disgusted by him.

00:53:45.000 I was like, why am I...

00:53:47.000 Now you're below me.

00:53:49.000 Like, now you're a five.

00:53:51.000 Your five cooties are getting all over me. 1.00

00:53:54.000 And then a doctor comes into the bar and he's got this like, hey, doc, you know, there's the doc at every bar.

00:54:00.000 And sometimes they'll ask him something.

00:54:02.000 He doesn't want to talk about medicine.

00:54:03.000 It's like, so that what happens if he gets infected?

00:54:06.000 He's like, well, a lot of bad things could happen.

00:54:08.000 If it's staff, it's probably going to die.

00:54:11.000 But he's a chiropractor.

00:54:13.000 You know what a chiropractor is?

00:54:15.000 That's a surfer from New York.

00:54:18.000 That's a surfer in the East Hamptons.

00:54:20.000 You're not a doctor.

00:54:22.000 Chiropractory is a myth. 0.96

00:54:24.000 It's the astrology of the back.

00:54:27.000 So all of this compression and you pushing and it's hocus pocus.

00:54:33.000 You're a liar.

00:54:34.000 The fag capitals of the world. 1.00

00:54:37.000 It's fake.

00:54:39.000 Oh, I've been hunched over a computer for 12 years, but if you go, I'm fixed.

00:54:44.000 You're thinking of Woody from Toy Story.

00:54:47.000 You're thinking of a toy, not a human.

00:54:51.000 You can't just crack us back.

00:54:54.000 Now all my discs are back.

00:54:57.000 There we go.

00:54:59.000 And they talk about the meniscus and all this.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, okay, you memorized some words.

00:55:02.000 Now you're a doctor.

00:55:05.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:55:08.000 So many phonies around.

00:55:10.000 Like everyone in the world should, me included, should say, I don't go to work for a week.

00:55:16.000 How is the world different?

00:55:19.000 I think the world would be less amused if I was there.

00:55:21.000 I did Red Pill a Generation, and the Proud Boys are the only ones fighting back against people who are burning down the fucking country.

00:55:30.000 Curtis Silba, we should get him on the show.

00:55:32.000 He was just talking about the Proud Boys on the radio, saying, where are they?

00:55:35.000 We got to get them back.

00:55:38.000 Too bad they keep throwing them in jail.

00:55:39.000 They're the only ones to fight back.

00:55:41.000 His membership is up off the charts, by the way.

00:55:48.000 Yeah, probably is talking about going into Portland.

00:55:51.000 How is that going to turn out?

00:55:58.000 I emailed him just before the show.

00:55:59.000 I said, we need to get you on.

00:56:00.000 I'm like a young Curtis Silwa, even though I'm probably older than you.

00:56:07.000 All right, so we covered everything there.

00:56:10.000 Proud boys, going to Portland, blah, blah, blah.

00:56:13.000 Riot porn tomorrow.

00:56:15.000 So I guess here, I'm going to do the ending now, right, for the previous thing.

00:56:20.000 Okay, so this is what we'll go into.

00:56:22.000 Oh, wait, before we do that, though, two more things we got to cover.

00:56:26.000 One, Joe Rogan.

00:56:27.000 So Joe Rogan moves to Spotify for a mere $100 million.

00:56:31.000 Milo is disgusted that he edited Milo out and me out and Alex Jones out and Owen Benjamin and a bunch of controversial people and a few just duds like Joe List, who's just not a funny person.

00:56:47.000 Then Alex Jones comes on and says, no, it's a misunderstanding.

00:56:53.000 They're just transferring them over and those ones didn't get transferred.

00:56:56.000 Okay.

00:56:57.000 Just seems like the ones that didn't get transferred are the very controversial ones.

00:57:01.000 Although they could have been his favorite ones too.

00:57:03.000 But then why are your favorites hard to transfer over?

00:57:07.000 Maybe they weigh more?

00:57:09.000 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 When you got to carry them over.

00:57:12.000 But I trust Alex Jones.

00:57:14.000 So I don't know what's going on there.

00:57:18.000 I think Alex recognizes that Joe's going to be in Austin and it could be a huge boon to Infowars if they get together.

00:57:25.000 So maybe he's being extra trusting.

00:57:29.000 I'm much more dubious.

00:57:33.000 But we'll see what happens because Jordan Peterson's daughter was complaining and then her episode is up now. 1.00

00:57:40.000 Interesting.

00:57:43.000 So we'll see what goes on with that.

00:57:44.000 And then the last piece of news before we get to our Zenoa ending and start taking calls is this fucking abduction with the kids.

00:57:54.000 So I told you on yesterday's show we're going to do some deep diving.

00:57:58.000 I did.

00:57:59.000 And guess what I got?

00:58:00.000 The same fucking information again and again and again.

00:58:05.000 Of course, it's not 39 people were not on a truck.

00:58:07.000 There were not 39 kids on a truck.

00:58:09.000 This was a weeks-long operation.

00:58:11.000 There was a big bus where I think they got like eight or 12.

00:58:15.000 But over the course of the operation, they ended up getting about 39 kids.

00:58:20.000 But I cannot find any kind of like mano-e-mano normal talk about it.

00:58:25.000 Everything is in legal documents.

00:58:27.000 Even a guy I know who's linked to the FBI, won't say how.

00:58:32.000 I said, what's the real story there?

00:58:34.000 And he sends me like the FBI press release and the 72 people who were arrested and what their criminal records are.

00:58:40.000 I'm like, I know.

00:58:43.000 What were these illegal alien kids that were being used to traffic? 0.97

00:58:47.000 Like you say, this is my son, and then you send him back down, and this is my son, and you send him back down.

00:58:51.000 Or is it a 15-year-old crackhead where they go, hey, you're going to become a whore now. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Go suck that guy's dick or we're going to beat you up. 1.00

00:58:58.000 I understand all of this.

00:59:00.000 I understand everything.

00:59:01.000 But this is turning into a Vegas thing where we hear about this global event.

00:59:07.000 Like this should be on the news in Stuttgart, Germany.

00:59:11.000 But we don't have any fucking details besides the same sort of police report again and again and again.

00:59:20.000 I'm so fucking confused.

00:59:22.000 Who were the kids?

00:59:23.000 What was the context?

00:59:27.000 Like, where's the crying parents?

00:59:28.000 My baby's back home.

00:59:32.000 Did they rob an orphanage and an 18-wheeler?

00:59:36.000 Okay, so let's do the Zenoa ending.

00:59:42.000 So yes, as I say, justiceforliberty.com, we have a new payment structure now.

00:59:45.000 The old one got act.

00:59:47.000 The way to donate to Justice for Liberty is to either go to Gavin's Doodles and make a donation on their donation box or bid on one of the doodles.

00:59:56.000 I think the next wave is going to be John's drawings.

00:59:59.000 And I hope those do well because whether you like Proud Boys or not or even believe in this cause, it's cool to have a prison drawing.

01:00:07.000 It's closed now.

01:00:08.000 We're going to reopen it shortly.

01:00:10.000 No one wanted that, unfortunately.

01:00:12.000 Really?

01:00:13.000 Yeah, Piss Broom got zero bids. 1.00

01:00:15.000 Oh, that one I want, but Piss Broom. 1.00

01:00:17.000 Okay.

01:00:18.000 I'll take it.

01:00:22.000 So we've raised $9,000, and I've just been sending it to Zenoa.

01:00:27.000 I say, like, eventually if we oversend to you, you'll have to send some to Max.

01:00:32.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:32.000 It's $50,500, Max, and John.

01:00:35.000 But she sent a video in.

01:00:38.000 Did I send that to you?

01:00:41.000 Oh, it was that WeTransfer link, right?

01:00:43.000 Yeah.

01:00:44.000 Okay.

01:00:44.000 I got it.

01:00:45.000 Give me one minute.

01:00:46.000 Okay.

01:00:48.000 She's very thankful for this.

01:00:49.000 Now, when you see this video, I want you to keep in mind that this woman and these children have been denied their father for four years.

01:00:59.000 And please pay attention to the addresses we do at the end of this show.

01:01:03.000 These guys, they talk to me all the time, when you send them just some dumb note, some postcard, that's amazing.

01:01:09.000 It makes their day.

01:01:10.000 It's like Christmas when you're in there.

01:01:12.000 Send them a meme.

01:01:13.000 Send them some dumb story.

01:01:15.000 Hey, get this.

01:01:16.000 Our local school has diaper day where everyone at the school has to wear a diaper.

01:01:21.000 It's supposed to raise awareness about the elderly.

01:01:23.000 Like some dumb anecdote like that with the newspaper article folded in.

01:01:28.000 Like just retardation. 1.00

01:01:30.000 You can't, don't send lots of markered up things because the prisons think that you are hiding LSD in the ink.

01:01:36.000 So make sure it's just normal pen to paper, a normal printout.

01:01:42.000 I assume newspaper articles are allowed.

01:01:45.000 But yeah, these four people have been denied their patriarch because he's a Nazi.

01:01:55.000 Why is he a white supremacist?

01:01:57.000 Because he's a fascist.

01:01:59.000 Okay, well, that is different, you realize.

01:02:01.000 Well, why is he a fascist then?

01:02:03.000 Well, he beat up anti-fascists.

01:02:05.000 Oh, were they just like in a picnic or something?

01:02:08.000 No, they picked a fight with him, but he, so they wanted to fight.

01:02:11.000 So it was mutual combat.

01:02:12.000 Yeah, but he fought back too hard and he kicked one too long.

01:02:16.000 Oh, so that guy must have sued him or pressed charges?

01:02:18.000 No, that guy went home, told the cops to fuck off.

01:02:21.000 Like, this is one of the most egregious examples of...

01:02:25.000 Wait, that doesn't look like the right one.

01:02:27.000 It was the only one.

01:02:29.000 Oh, shit.

01:02:30.000 That's a different one.

01:02:31.000 Oh, really?

01:02:32.000 Yeah.

01:02:32.000 But let's see that one.

01:02:34.000 I think they're both very similar.

01:02:35.000 Okay.

01:02:39.000 Hello.

01:02:40.000 This is BC Kinsman.

01:02:42.000 And John and I, we have three beautiful children.

01:02:47.000 This is Liberty, JJ, and Zola.

01:02:52.000 Say hi.

01:02:53.000 Hi.

01:02:54.000 And we are very grateful for all the donations and the support that you guys have given us through this really tough time.

01:02:59.000 The kids haven't seen him since December.

01:03:02.000 Liberty hasn't seen him since October.

01:03:05.000 And so it's been a little hard.

01:03:06.000 And we're really appreciative of all the help globally.

01:03:11.000 So thanks again.

01:03:14.000 Okay, baby.

01:03:14.000 Thanks again, guys, for your help.

01:03:17.000 It means a lot to us.

01:03:18.000 It means a lot to John.

01:03:19.000 He gets so many letters of support.

01:03:22.000 And he just doesn't even know what to do.

01:03:24.000 He's overwhelmed.

01:03:24.000 We're all overwhelmed.

01:03:25.000 And we really want to say thank you so much.

01:03:28.000 Bye-bye.

01:03:31.000 She's good, right?

01:03:32.000 That's good.

01:03:33.000 She should do a show.

01:03:35.000 That'd be cool.

01:03:36.000 Why don't we get her on the network? 1.00

01:03:38.000 You know what?

01:03:39.000 She never stutters when she did that video that's on Justice for Liberty.

01:03:43.000 That was just one take, no script.

01:03:46.000 Off the cuff.

01:03:48.000 Hi.

01:03:49.000 My name is Cece Kinsman, and this is my daughter, Liberty.

01:03:53.000 And her dad, John Kinsman.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, that's a younger child.

01:03:58.000 Yeah.

01:03:59.000 It's not speaking right there.

01:04:00.000 Defending himself against the domestic terrorist organization, Antifa, who decided that the night of the speech that my husband attended, that they were going to vandalize the club and leave a manifesto promising more damage, more violence.

01:04:15.000 So yeah, that is.

01:04:19.000 So why don't you do this?

01:04:20.000 When I say, all right, we've already seen that.

01:04:22.000 Then you cut to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:04:26.000 You're seeing behind the scenes how we work, folks.

01:04:29.000 We've already seen that.

01:04:31.000 All right.

01:04:32.000 Well, I think we're done chatting.

01:04:34.000 You know what would be a fun idea?

01:04:36.000 We're talking about these t-shirts we're going to do.

01:04:38.000 Why don't I...

01:04:40.000 Hello?

01:04:41.000 Are you going to open up Photoshop and then...

01:04:43.000 No, simmer down.

01:04:45.000 You said you've already seen people sending in some?

01:04:48.000 Yeah.

01:04:49.000 I think they're in the milking keyboard out of batteries again.

01:04:52.000 For fuck's peace.

01:04:53.000 God damn it.

01:04:55.000 I'm just too verbose.

01:04:57.000 Too prolific.

01:05:00.000 Why are you laughing?

01:05:01.000 Verbose and prolific are just epic words for a keyboard dying.

01:05:07.000 Do you have any batteries?

01:05:08.000 Let me see.

01:05:09.000 I'll check around the studio.

01:05:21.000 Heart biscuits.

01:05:24.000 Oh, here we go.

01:05:25.000 What is this?

01:05:26.000 These old kutsa shops.

01:05:28.000 Those might be the old ones that I was too scared to throw up.

01:05:31.000 So it goes negative.

01:05:32.000 Negative.

01:05:35.000 So we were talking about these shirts we want to do where they look mainstream and you look closer and there's just something wrong.

01:05:41.000 But why don't I pull up a picture of the Rolling Stones and then spend the next hour drawing them?

01:05:48.000 And then that could be the Rolling Stones shirt.

01:05:51.000 Did you see mine?

01:05:51.000 I sent it to you.

01:05:53.000 Yeah, it sucks.

01:05:54.000 Why?

01:05:55.000 There's subtlety in it.

01:05:56.000 Did you notice the things that were all wonky?

01:05:59.000 Yeah, but here's the problem.

01:06:00.000 A, a t-shirt shouldn't have, isn't a square.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, it's one of those like graphic soulir shirts you get.

01:06:10.000 No, a t-shirt should have some dynamic, like, look at the Out for Bud shirt, right?

01:06:15.000 So this sucks because it's a square.

01:06:17.000 So now you have a square print on your shirt like they just discovered Ironons that year.

01:06:22.000 Yeah, like a tree.

01:06:23.000 B, you have to get really close to see what's wrong.

01:06:28.000 And even when you see it, you just sort of go, meh.

01:06:33.000 That's okay.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, his hands all messed up.

01:06:37.000 That's terrible, right?

01:06:38.000 His head looks like shit.

01:06:39.000 God damn it.

01:06:39.000 You're not.

01:06:40.000 And I put glasses on him.

01:06:43.000 Why are you putting it at an angle so no one will steal it?

01:06:46.000 No, that's retarded. 1.00

01:06:47.000 Yeah, the text is all shitty.

01:06:49.000 Look, I made his tie red, and he's got stupid glasses.

01:06:52.000 Yeah, that's not the joke.

01:06:54.000 That's my first one.

01:06:55.000 That's terrible.

01:06:58.000 Look at the font with the kerning.

01:06:59.000 Like the in black are like right next to each other, and the two is just a different font.

01:07:04.000 Oh my God.

01:07:05.000 No.

01:07:05.000 I thought it's a great shitty shirt.

01:07:07.000 It's a terrible shitty shirt.

01:07:08.000 So it's a good shirt.

01:07:11.000 So wait, it's not a good shirt, but it's not a shitty shirt.

01:07:15.000 It's just, you'll see when I do it.

01:07:18.000 Like, it's all about the distance.

01:07:20.000 At 10 feet, my Harry Potter shirt is going to look like a Harry Potter shirt.

01:07:24.000 Harry Potter shirt.

01:07:25.000 At one foot, you're going to go, what is that?

01:07:27.000 It's going to look like a butthole surfer shirt.

01:07:32.000 We got some here.

01:07:33.000 I don't know if you're going to like them then.

01:07:35.000 I already hate them.

01:07:36.000 This is a very subtle thing I'm talking about.

01:07:42.000 I like Beyond being spelled wrong and like the, what type of CGI is that, you know?

01:07:46.000 That sucks.

01:07:48.000 There's more.

01:07:49.000 Wait, not the more.

01:07:50.000 Also, like, who has a Buzz Lightyear shirt besides retard Ryan? 0.96

01:07:56.000 Children.

01:07:58.000 So yeah, we're not selling that.

01:08:04.000 What else?

01:08:05.000 Was that a reader or you?

01:08:07.000 That was a viewer.

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Okay, so the viewer sucks, and he should be ashamed of himself.

01:08:13.000 Stop, cancel your subscription.

01:08:15.000 Ouch.

01:08:16.000 That's my new favorite thing.

01:08:19.000 We don't want you to line up our content.

01:08:21.000 Social distortion said that.

01:08:23.000 They said, don't come to our shows if you support Trump.

01:08:26.000 And I think they think that A, the person's going to listen to them.

01:08:30.000 And B, they're giving up like millions of dollars.

01:08:38.000 If you don't like me, then don't give me money.

01:08:43.000 Badass.

01:08:44.000 No problems.

01:08:48.000 See, the beauty of what I'm doing with the stones today is I'm just going to try my very best.

01:08:52.000 And it's going to come out longer.

01:08:54.000 And it's going to look like it shouldn't be made into a shirt.

01:08:56.000 That's a great point.

01:08:58.000 That's what Roy Lichtenstein did.

01:09:00.000 He said, I'm going to try to recreate these comic book panels perfectly with paint, and I'm obviously not going to do a good job.

01:09:10.000 So that'll be the charm of it, is that it's a bit off.

01:09:16.000 God, he was ugly.

01:09:17.000 Did you hear about this Antifa dude who he had a flamethrower and he'd been arrested a bunch of times, but luckily he had big tip Cohen types to save his ass.

01:09:28.000 And then they finally got him and he was in the fetal position crying his eyes out.

01:09:33.000 That's correct.

01:09:34.000 And he looks kind of like Roy Lichtenstein.

01:09:36.000 Lichtenstein.

01:09:38.000 Lichtenstein.

01:09:40.000 Where's the picture of this mofo?

01:09:42.000 Yeah, we want to see his face.

01:09:44.000 We have to defer to the blaze.

01:09:47.000 They're never hunks, right?

01:09:49.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:09:50.000 When was the last time there was a breathtaking, like, Antifa member captured?

01:09:55.000 It's a shame I have to put a mask on all the time.

01:09:57.000 Yeah.

01:09:57.000 Just check my sexy face out.

01:10:02.000 You're fucked, Matt.

01:10:04.000 And he pointed a loaded rifle at a cop.

01:10:07.000 Pointed a loaded rifle at a cop.

01:10:09.000 Brought a flamethrower to a riot.

01:10:11.000 Is he going to get close to what Max and John got?

01:10:16.000 Is he going to start radio hat?

01:10:18.000 Hi.

01:10:18.000 I'm in an indie rock band from the 90s in Leeds, England.

01:10:25.000 We're called Moretta's Sister.

01:10:27.000 One, two, three, four.

01:10:28.000 I sweat myself.

01:10:30.000 It's dry now, but stinky.

01:10:32.000 I can't really make fun of people who wet themselves.

01:10:35.000 Yeah.

01:10:36.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:10:38.000 All right, so we covered all that, right?

01:10:40.000 Yep.

01:10:40.000 Let's get some calls in, dude.

01:10:42.000 All right.

01:10:43.000 Let me get my picture of the stones.

01:10:45.000 And this due to my buddy Derek out in Michigan or Minnesota.

01:10:55.000 I apologize.

01:10:56.000 I forgot where you're from.

01:10:56.000 But Derek, he helped with the delay.

01:10:59.000 We did some tests.

01:11:01.000 And we should be getting audio from this and no delay.

01:11:06.000 So look forward to nice quality calls.

01:11:09.000 Thanks to Derek.

01:11:12.000 Oh, I put in the wrong thing.

01:11:19.000 Welcome, post.

01:11:20.000 Secret to this shirt is for the drawing to suck, but be colored in pretty well.

01:11:26.000 And for the rolling stones, like to be their font perfect with the tongue, everything else perfect.

01:11:35.000 All right, sir, you're on the line.

01:11:36.000 No delay.

01:11:38.000 I would maybe mute the show and tune in to the live call 573.

01:11:48.000 You're on the line.

01:11:54.000 Watching the show, he's been Ryan was bragging about how awesome this particular episode is going to be because everything's fixed.

01:12:02.000 No, well, sir, can you hear us?

01:12:08.000 This is not our fault.

01:12:09.000 Sir, you have to turn off the radio.

01:12:11.000 Sir, you're on the line.

01:12:14.000 And you're going to really be upset.

01:12:17.000 Sir, you're annoying us.

01:12:19.000 You're going to be upset when you're like, oh, I missed my chance because I was sitting here listening to you.

01:12:22.000 It's my fault by promoting alcohol on the show.

01:12:25.000 So all our callers are drunk.

01:12:28.000 Can you hear us, dude?

01:12:31.000 Can you hear us?

01:12:32.000 Hang up, Brian.

01:12:34.000 Okay.

01:12:35.000 Yeah.

01:12:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:37.000 Yeah.

01:12:37.000 That was the drunk.

01:12:39.000 He was the drunk guy.

01:12:40.000 He called before.

01:12:40.000 He just called on.

01:12:41.000 Owen.

01:12:45.000 Hey.

01:12:46.000 Hey, I got an idea for a shirt.

01:12:49.000 Okay.

01:12:53.000 I'm getting revert, but just something like some type of variation that says, this sucks so much fucking shit.

01:13:01.000 Or this sucks shit.

01:13:03.000 And that's it.

01:13:05.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:13:07.000 That was a great idea.

01:13:09.000 That shirt sucks shit.

01:13:12.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:13:13.000 It's James.

01:13:17.000 James.

01:13:19.000 Hi, James.

01:13:24.000 James?

01:13:25.000 I think we have good quality calls.

01:13:28.000 This is a good show.

01:13:29.000 Bad callers.

01:13:31.000 Okay, just hang up.

01:13:33.000 He's hung up on.

01:13:34.000 Mark, obnoxious rock star.

01:13:38.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:13:39.000 Yes.

01:13:40.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:13:42.000 What's up, dude?

01:13:43.000 I'm a fan of the band REM.

01:13:46.000 I don't know if you are.

01:13:47.000 I like their early period.

01:13:50.000 But I can't stand Michael Snipe.

01:13:56.000 I just think he's one of the most annoying people politically.

01:14:00.000 And I have a fear.

01:14:02.000 I have a fear.

01:14:05.000 I think that a lot of people have to fuck up to him.

01:14:09.000 I think he's a very prominent figure in the alternative scene.

01:14:14.000 And a lot of people, if they want to really be accepted, somehow there's just like this aura about him that makes people want to just gravitate towards him.

01:14:26.000 And I don't know if you know him or not or come across him.

01:14:29.000 I heard he reached.

01:14:32.000 I heard he smells really bad.

01:14:34.000 And your connection is really bad too.

01:14:36.000 You're cutting in and out.

01:14:37.000 It's really irritating.

01:14:40.000 Yeah, I know.

01:14:42.000 Oh, you know this?

01:14:42.000 Okay.

01:14:43.000 Thanks for calling.

01:14:44.000 Thank you.

01:14:46.000 I'm not really familiar with Michael Stipe's politics.

01:14:49.000 I'm imagining that he hates Trump.

01:14:53.000 I talked to a bartender of his the other day at Mamofuku speaking of David Chang.

01:14:58.000 And he said, who are his biggest customers?

01:15:00.000 Michael Stipe and who was the other guy?

01:15:04.000 But I said, I heard Michael Stipe reek so bad that people avoid him.

01:15:07.000 He goes, no, he's a good guy.

01:15:10.000 This was a lefty that was saying this.

01:15:14.000 But yeah, I don't really have any opinions on Michael Stipe, and I'm not really a fan of REM.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, Brian Mason on the line.

01:15:25.000 Boy, this is our worst call-in show ever.

01:15:28.000 Brian, you better be...

01:15:30.000 You there, Brian?

01:15:31.000 Here's the thing.

01:15:32.000 If you call in, you're going to want to listen to the phone feed because you could hear the show while you wait on the line, and then you won't have to wait for the delay.

01:15:40.000 So anybody hearing that now.

01:15:43.000 Anybody 45 seconds in the future?

01:15:45.000 That has your show sketch of the live calling show.

01:15:48.000 Oh, right from last year.

01:15:49.000 Hello!

01:15:50.000 Yeah.

01:15:52.000 From like last year.

01:15:52.000 Anyone there?

01:15:54.000 Okay, if they don't fucking respond immediately, cut out.

01:15:58.000 Let's see.

01:15:59.000 Gabriel.

01:16:00.000 Gabriel.

01:16:01.000 Let's say.

01:16:02.000 Gabriel.

01:16:06.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:16:07.000 I'd like to preface with that.

01:16:09.000 Your humor is a game tonight.

01:16:12.000 Oh, thank you very much.

01:16:15.000 Yeah.

01:16:16.000 So I'll just get into questions.

01:16:18.000 Gavin, I'd like to start.

01:16:19.000 Gavin McGuinness, who excels at life and soft pedaling his homoerotic curiosity. 0.96

01:16:26.000 And Ryan has to touch Hara, who is blatantly non-faggous, but appears to have a queer hair compulsion. 1.00

01:16:34.000 I do like a new haircut, though, bud.

01:16:36.000 Thanks.

01:16:39.000 So my question is, I'm curious of the mental and physical approaches in both of yours best courting experiences for Gazin, preferably what you've done to win over and or do currently with your wife in a chivalrous regard.

01:16:58.000 And Ryan's most memorable, proudest dating moments.

01:17:02.000 Why would you write down these questions?

01:17:05.000 Asking for.

01:17:08.000 I'm reading it, yeah.

01:17:09.000 Asking for educational purposes.

01:17:12.000 Why would you write down these questions?

01:17:17.000 So that I don't miss an important word.

01:17:21.000 They're worded well, right?

01:17:22.000 Yeah.

01:17:24.000 It's just a red.

01:17:24.000 It's a silly late night.

01:17:26.000 Not even late night.

01:17:27.000 It's a silly talk show.

01:17:31.000 Oh, well, I mean, don't undermine your influence.

01:17:36.000 I genuinely am interested in these things that I just asked.

01:17:44.000 I feel like it'll be of value.

01:17:46.000 Yeah, by the way, you were great on the Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum.

01:17:52.000 He's calling you Autistic, sir.

01:17:55.000 So to answer your question, I guess.

01:17:58.000 I guess to answer your question, my thing with courting women is, first of all, I make it very clear that I'm bananas about you. 1.00

01:24:13.000 christ cops didn't even come they tried calling the cops so all the farmers uh you know remember when in the 80s uh apartheid was a big thing a big problem and all these artists got together and they did they did uh ain't gonna play sun city and it was bruce springstee and the ramones and Separation of families is Ronald Reagan's plan.

01:24:38.000 And Bono was in it.

01:24:40.000 And right now, we've got something way worse going on.

01:24:43.000 Where's the cool benefit song for the farmers?

01:24:46.000 Independent homelands where South African blacks. 0.93

01:24:49.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:24:51.000 A decade's worth of farm killings is about all of American history of lynchings.

01:24:58.000 10 years they accomplished that.

01:25:00.000 Wait, one more time?

01:25:04.000 In about 10 years of farm lynching, they were able to kill all of America's history of our lynchings. 0.61

01:25:16.000 Yeah, okay.

01:25:16.000 I can't understand you.

01:25:18.000 Your connection sucks.

01:25:19.000 I'm getting suspicious and thinking it's our fault.

01:25:22.000 If this next one is, I'm stabbing Ryan Katsu Rivera in the fucking spine.

01:25:27.000 We've never had worse quality calls, Ryan.

01:25:30.000 Yeah, it's weird.

01:25:31.000 Because remember we tested it and it sounded good?

01:25:36.000 Hello?

01:25:37.000 Hello?

01:25:38.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:25:40.000 Yes, it's going well.

01:25:42.000 Thanks.

01:25:43.000 Just enjoy my Modelo.

01:25:47.000 Maybe Ryan could look it up.

01:25:49.000 I just sent in to the mailbag a picture from my local Target.

01:25:55.000 Books We Love.

01:25:57.000 It's freaking insane.

01:25:59.000 Oh, I think you sent this into the mailbag.

01:26:02.000 I saw that.

01:26:04.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:26:05.000 You know what's amazing about that?

01:26:07.000 That's every bookstore in America right now.

01:26:14.000 He already said he wanted to fuck us with the heels on.

01:26:16.000 Are you still there?

01:26:17.000 Oh.

01:26:21.000 Nope, he's not.

01:26:22.000 So Target books.

01:26:23.000 I remember seeing this.

01:26:24.000 I think he resent it.

01:26:25.000 Locals Target.

01:26:26.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:26:33.000 Mean White Supremacy. 0.69

01:26:35.000 The color of the law.

01:26:37.000 Stamped from the.

01:26:38.000 Mary Trump.

01:26:39.000 If I had your vote.

01:26:41.000 Anti-racist baby.

01:26:43.000 Isn't that the stupidest thing?

01:26:44.000 By the way, the guy who wrote Anti-Racist Baby, he's really prolific on Twitter and he calls himself an author and stuff.

01:26:51.000 And you're like, you wrote a baby book.

01:26:54.000 You're not really a writer.

01:26:56.000 And of course, get rid of me.

01:27:00.000 How to be an anti-racist.

01:27:02.000 Yep.

01:27:03.000 Why are all black kids sitting together in the cafeteria? 1.00

01:27:06.000 Because they want to.

01:27:09.000 Yeah, that's, I go into, I went into, there was a bookstore near my house, and I go in there.

01:27:13.000 It actually went bankrupt, luckily, thanks to COVID.

01:27:15.000 And it was all like, the most predominant theme I would say would be a young female black astronaut.

01:27:24.000 That seemed to be the thing.

01:27:25.000 And I have a hunch that there's not a massive demand in the young female black community for black astronauts.

01:27:32.000 I bet it doesn't come up a lot.

01:27:35.000 I could be wrong.

01:27:38.000 All right, so that call was shitty too.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, I'm getting some...

01:27:47.000 Is that our connection messages here?

01:27:50.000 You're waiting on the phone.

01:27:51.000 Only people talking on the phone.

01:27:53.000 Mute your side when people talk.

01:27:56.000 Mute my side?

01:27:58.000 What does that mean?

01:27:59.000 I don't know.

01:28:01.000 I think that's talking to the people that are on the phone.

01:28:04.000 Alright, if you're waiting on the phone, but only for the people talking on the phone, mute your side when people talk.

01:28:10.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:28:13.000 So when we're talking, they have to mute it.

01:28:15.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:28:17.000 We did a test right before this.

01:28:18.000 Hello.

01:28:22.000 Yay! 0.99

01:28:23.000 What's up?

01:28:25.000 Is this a party?

01:28:28.000 There are any paws about.

01:28:30.000 Oh, this is the band hollowed?

01:28:32.000 No shit.

01:28:34.000 Yeah!

01:28:36.000 You want to Skype in?

01:28:37.000 Is that retarded? 1.00

01:28:40.000 What do you think of that?

01:28:41.000 Well, I wouldn't know how we can make that happen.

01:28:44.000 Yeah, let's not worry about that.

01:28:46.000 So, you guys did boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:28:51.000 Fuck yeah.

01:28:52.000 Yeah.

01:28:52.000 That's a jam.

01:28:56.000 Dude, we're in Queens.

01:28:58.000 Can I come train with you?

01:29:00.000 Yeah, sure.

01:29:04.000 Awesome.

01:29:05.000 I'll see you soon.

01:29:06.000 Okay.

01:29:07.000 Yeah, thank you so much for playing the song.

01:29:10.000 It's so good that I got skeptical.

01:29:13.000 I thought there must be a catch.

01:29:18.000 Nah, nah.

01:29:21.000 So how are you going to survive?

01:29:22.000 I'm not going to because you converted me, Danovin.

01:29:25.000 Thank you.

01:29:26.000 How are you going to survive in the music business if you're not a total communist putz?

01:29:34.000 Well, I've been red music for a while.

01:29:39.000 I've been an emo fan.

01:29:41.000 And I went through music school, and I actually went through being like blacklisted in college because college is just run by feminist clubs. 1.00

01:29:52.000 And then I decided, like, fuck it.

01:29:53.000 I'm just going to make music that's true to my soul.

01:29:56.000 And when I saw what happened with Kyle, I was jamming with my friend and I was like, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:30:11.000 It's amazing how many musicians have been canceled for thought crimes.

01:30:17.000 And they're not, I'm not talking about KKK crimes.

01:30:20.000 I'm talking about like, I don't know, I don't hate Trump.

01:30:23.000 Whole band done.

01:30:24.000 Label shut.

01:30:25.000 Look at that.

01:30:25.000 Burger Records.

01:30:26.000 They lost their whole label because they called something Boogaloo by accident.

01:30:33.000 Yeah.

01:30:33.000 Yeah, it was like all the bands that played on like the Million Dollar Extreme Show, all the ones that denounced it, ended up sucking.

01:30:42.000 But John Mouse is the only one who didn't, and he's doing better than ever.

01:30:48.000 But it's like, fuck it, I won't cave into the mob.

01:30:54.000 That's great news.

01:30:58.000 Hell yeah.

01:30:59.000 All right.

01:30:59.000 Well, Let's have you on the show in a real way.

01:31:01.000 Are you still a big Met fan?

01:31:04.000 Well, I'm pretty mad about the walk-off.

01:31:09.000 Well, yeah, I'm boycotting this year because of what happened.

01:31:13.000 It sucks because they had a great game tonight.

01:31:16.000 It was like 15-5 or something against the Orioles.

01:31:19.000 They got to rest up for a whole game.

01:31:23.000 But with Tofra back and everything, we could be having fun.

01:31:30.000 Yeah, it really is painful.

01:31:32.000 All right, buddy.

01:31:33.000 Let's get you on the show in a real way soon.

01:31:36.000 Email Gavin at censored.tv.tv.

01:31:41.000 Okay.

01:31:42.000 All right.

01:31:42.000 Bye-bye.

01:31:43.000 Peace.

01:31:43.000 Awesome.

01:31:46.000 That's cool.

01:31:46.000 Great band.

01:31:47.000 Rocking to it.

01:31:48.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:31:50.000 Cool, they're from Queens, too.

01:31:51.000 That goes to your whole, like, I wonder where they're from thing.

01:31:53.000 What you found out.

01:31:54.000 I was walking through Hollis Queens.

01:31:57.000 I was so fucking wasted or something.

01:32:00.000 You know that band?

01:32:01.000 No.

01:32:02.000 You know Ingie Mounstein.

01:32:04.000 Hell yeah, I know England.

01:32:05.000 I was walking through Forest Queens.

01:32:07.000 968, calling from Melbourne, Australia.

01:32:09.000 Hello.

01:32:10.000 Goodbye, good hi.

01:32:14.000 Hi.

01:32:15.000 Can you hear me?

01:32:16.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

01:32:17.000 Hello?

01:32:18.000 Yeah, what gives you the rat?

01:32:21.000 Totally different country.

01:32:23.000 That's South African, Gavin.

01:32:25.000 Same accent, as far as I'm concerned.

01:32:32.000 There's an echo here, so it's going to sound really strange when I start talking because it's hard to get this out.

01:32:40.000 There can't be an echo.

01:32:42.000 I spoke to Ryan about this.

01:32:43.000 He said the echo's been fixed.

01:32:45.000 First person we heard about an echo.

01:32:47.000 But go ahead.

01:32:48.000 Okay, so okay, so I'm living, so I live in Melbourne.

01:32:58.000 Sorry.

01:32:59.000 Ryan, Google pregnant mother lockdown.

01:33:06.000 Ballarat.

01:33:07.000 What was the last part?

01:33:08.000 Pregnant mother going on in Melbourne. 1.00

01:33:10.000 Pregnant mother lockdown, what? 1.00

01:33:15.000 Ballarat.

01:33:16.000 B-A-L-L. 0.93

01:33:19.000 Yeah, I just saw this.

01:33:20.000 So the cops busted into the house because she was... 1.00

01:33:24.000 What was she doing?

01:33:25.000 She was violating lockdown?

01:33:30.000 She wasn't.

01:33:31.000 Apparently, she was organizing a peaceful protest within the rules of social distancing in Melbourne.

01:33:40.000 The cops came into her house without the need of a warrant.

01:33:46.000 Yeah, they had a weird piece of paper they were showing.

01:33:52.000 Yeah, so that's what the police can do in Melbourne now.

01:33:57.000 Unbelievable.

01:33:59.000 Our Premier is an avowed socialist, and these are the rules and the draconian type of things that are going on in Melbourne now.

01:34:12.000 This is just ridiculous.

01:34:16.000 But isn't your Prime Minister...

01:34:18.000 He's declared a state of emergency here, and it's just given him...

01:34:25.000 Sorry.

01:34:26.000 Isn't your Prime Minister right-wing?

01:34:32.000 He's not right-wing.

01:34:33.000 He's of the right.

01:34:39.000 But he, yeah, he just, I don't know, he doesn't have kind of control over what this Premier does over the state.

01:34:51.000 It's probably very similar to what Trump does with letting these Democrat cities do what they do and not kind of interfering, not interfering as much in what goes on within the state.

01:35:05.000 Right.

01:35:06.000 So yeah, I mean, one thing our Prime Minister did do with Victoria was rip up all these contracts that Victoria had signed with the Chinese government to basically come in under that Belt and Road initiative.

01:35:23.000 So he's done that, but in terms of what's going on in Victoria at the moment, it's a joke.

01:35:30.000 It really is shocking.

01:35:31.000 And might it have the reverse effect?

01:35:34.000 Might it make the locals so angry that it ends up being good for the right? 1.00

01:35:42.000 It could actually, because if I'm taking a bit of a straw poll from people, I'm kind of, like I've got a lot of left-wing friends.

01:35:51.000 They're not as into Devin McGinnis as I might be.

01:35:58.000 But they're slowly kind of turning and seeing that these left-wing governments are not that good.

01:36:06.000 But mind you, I also know a lot of people that are really for these lockdowns, and it's just amazing.

01:36:13.000 And for me, it's like looking at a separation between people that don't have any skin in the game, can go to work and just stay in their pajamas all day.

01:36:26.000 They love it.

01:36:28.000 They don't see any problem with what's going on.

01:36:30.000 But at the moment, with all these lockdowns, the rules that they're putting out there, they're destroying our economy.

01:36:38.000 People are on a knife's edge because we're kind of locked down for what's genuinely embarrassing.

01:36:49.000 Echo's making me sound really odd.

01:36:53.000 We get one hour's worth of exercise every day.

01:36:58.000 You can't see people.

01:36:59.000 People don't get to see their family.

01:37:02.000 A lot of people have lost their jobs.

01:37:04.000 Look into it, Gavin.

01:37:07.000 It's bizarre.

01:37:07.000 I mean, you showed footage yesterday of that guy, Aussie Bogan, or whatever his name was.

01:37:13.000 That was footage from Sydney.

01:37:16.000 See footage through Melbourne.

01:37:18.000 You'd shoot a cannon through the CBD and not hit anybody.

01:37:23.000 Melbourne and Victoria is the state that generates the most of our GDP.

01:37:30.000 And this guy's strangling it.

01:37:33.000 It's amazing.

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:35.000 But what about bars?

01:37:36.000 Are bars open?

01:37:37.000 Can you get a pint?

01:37:40.000 No.

01:37:41.000 No.

01:37:42.000 Wow.

01:37:43.000 That's the real travesty right there.

01:37:47.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:37:48.000 Let's get more Australians in the future now. 1.00

01:37:52.000 Yeah, sorry, we got a big delay there.

01:37:54.000 That was a great call, though, and the only clean one we've had this entire fucking show.

01:37:58.000 By the way, this is working out exactly as planned.

01:38:01.000 And I hope, Ryan, you learn from this and you see why your Men in Black shirt sucked.

01:38:07.000 So this was the picture I was working from, right?

01:38:10.000 You can't see it perfectly there.

01:38:12.000 This is going to be our Rolling Stones shirt.

01:38:15.000 Now, I tried my very best.

01:38:17.000 I didn't mean to make Ron Wood a fat midget woman. 1.00

01:38:25.000 So that's going to be colored nicely.

01:38:27.000 Say Rolling Stones above it.

01:38:29.000 I'm very happy with this.

01:38:30.000 That's amazing.

01:38:30.000 So if you're making our shitty shirts, this is what we're going for.

01:38:34.000 Just do your very best to make a Harry Potter shirt.

01:38:38.000 That's a great idea.

01:38:40.000 Don't cheat.

01:38:40.000 Like, you can't use Photoshop.

01:38:42.000 I mean, you can't just Google image Harry Potter and make it a shirt.

01:38:46.000 So the guy that sent in those hoodies that you weren't a fan of.

01:38:50.000 Yeah.

01:38:50.000 That could kind of be our guy for these one-off joke shirts.

01:38:53.000 No.

01:38:53.000 You suck at capitalism.

01:38:55.000 You're such a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:38:56.000 Oh, are we selling it?

01:38:57.000 Someone sends you free shit and you're like, I don't want to hurt his feelings.

01:39:00.000 No, no, are we selling it?

01:39:02.000 Are we selling these?

01:39:03.000 Yes.

01:39:03.000 Oh.

01:39:04.000 I thought you just wanted to have a collection of bogus shirts.

01:39:06.000 But for me?

01:39:07.000 Yeah.

01:39:08.000 Just to be like, look, it's a shirt.

01:39:10.000 All your thoughts are wrong.

01:39:12.000 So we have to do.

01:39:13.000 If you think something, then write down the opposite and then read it and that's what happened.

01:39:17.000 Oh, I see.

01:39:20.000 Okay, shot in the head guy sounds like a girl. 1.00

01:39:28.000 No, it was my own.

01:39:30.000 Yeah, okay.

01:39:35.000 It was...

01:39:36.000 I was watching a video of the guy that got shot, the pedo that got shot in the head by a cow.

01:39:44.000 Yeah.

01:39:45.000 And he's laying on the ground.

01:39:47.000 The woman that is tending him sounds like Mikey.

01:39:52.000 It might be the same person.

01:39:53.000 It might be the same woman. 0.70

01:39:56.000 Are you talking about the medic who is pushed away?

01:40:01.000 No, she screams. 0.96

01:40:04.000 She was asking where the bullet hole was.

01:40:07.000 And he says, it's in the head.

01:40:10.000 Oh, that guy.

01:40:11.000 The one who said, shoot me, nigga.

01:40:13.000 That's the pedophile who was shot.

01:40:16.000 Yes.

01:40:18.000 Let me try to find that video.

01:40:19.000 Find the video.

01:40:20.000 Yeah.

01:40:20.000 But when he's saying, shoot me, nigga, he doesn't sound like a girl then.

01:40:23.000 No, no, it's the medic.

01:40:24.000 It's the other person that said, he shot me.

01:40:26.000 No, it's not him.

01:40:27.000 The woman that was.

01:40:30.000 Okay, so what's the point of this call?

01:40:31.000 We're going to check it out.

01:40:33.000 She sounds like Mikey.

01:40:34.000 Mikey! 0.65

01:40:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:37.000 So let's just wait for that.

01:40:38.000 Thanks for your call.

01:40:39.000 We're going to check that out.

01:40:40.000 There's two vids we have backed here.

01:40:42.000 There's the Kyle Rittenhouse and then the arrest of the woman in Aussie.

01:40:45.000 So let's see.

01:40:46.000 Where the fuck?

01:40:47.000 Oh, that's not the one.

01:40:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:49.000 Here it is.

01:40:50.000 Get some volume up in this bitch. 1.00

01:41:11.000 It was before, like, when they were running towards him.

01:41:13.000 And I'm like, do you think he's that?

01:41:24.000 Yeah, right there.

01:41:32.000 Right there.

01:41:32.000 Sort of.

01:41:33.000 It's some Mikey-esque things.

01:41:35.000 Are we seeing this?

01:41:36.000 So that you can look up the story.

01:41:38.000 She was planning a protest. 0.88

01:41:42.000 They didn't have a warrant, but they had some dumb piece of paper that they were showing off.

01:41:47.000 Yeah.

01:41:51.000 I'm so mad.

01:41:51.000 I took my shirts in and some new pants, which apparently are too small already.

01:41:56.000 My front button is undone.

01:41:59.000 To be taken up.

01:42:00.000 And I was like, how you doing?

01:42:01.000 Did I talk about this already?

01:42:02.000 The dry cleaner?

01:42:03.000 The dry cleaner.

01:42:04.000 And I said, how's business?

01:42:05.000 I mean, you're open again.

01:42:07.000 She goes, yes, Mr. Gavin, but nobody is going to the city, so they don't need suits, so they don't need shirts.

01:42:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:14.000 I was like, oh, shit.

01:42:16.000 It affects everything.

01:42:17.000 For this fake fucking plandemic.

01:42:21.000 I wanted to call it chinkin' box, but that's not fun to say.

01:42:24.000 But I've been calling it plandemic a lot, and that's that rolls off the tongue.

01:42:27.000 Yeah.

01:42:30.000 Doug?

01:42:35.000 What's up, guys?

01:42:36.000 Hey, man.

01:42:39.000 Oh, man, the echo's so bad.

01:42:42.000 No, there's no echo.

01:42:43.000 Ryan said the echo's fixed.

01:42:47.000 No, Ryan, do you trust me or do you trust Ryan?

01:42:51.000 Well, Ryan's my right-hand man, and he's never wrong.

01:42:55.000 We did test this beforehand, and only one person from Australia complained about an echo.

01:43:00.000 Okay, so this guy's lying, right?

01:43:03.000 Doug, you're a fucking liar.

01:43:05.000 I might be lying.

01:43:09.000 All right, what's up, buddy?

01:43:12.000 I got a hit me up because I can only hear myself talking right back.

01:43:18.000 That's really fucking annoying.

01:43:20.000 I'm sorry, guys.

01:43:22.000 I think these are pranks.

01:43:23.000 No, it's not a...

01:43:24.000 Yeah, that's...

01:43:25.000 Great theory, Ryan.

01:43:27.000 He's pranking us.

01:43:28.000 I think so.

01:43:29.000 Yeah, that's probably what's going on.

01:43:32.000 Anyway, what's your point, sir?

01:43:34.000 He said he's hanging up.

01:43:35.000 So I hung up on him.

01:43:38.000 Nick or Ruth?

01:43:43.000 Oh, Gavin, Rye Guy.

01:43:46.000 Hey.

01:43:49.000 Hello.

01:43:50.000 Hey, it's last week I was absolutely...

01:43:54.000 By the way, the echo is absolutely horrible.

01:43:56.000 I can't even hardly talk to you guys.

01:43:59.000 Not a prank, but I was appalled by the Jesse the Body Ventura caller last week.

01:44:05.000 This is former Navy SHEAL pro wrestler, governor of Minnesota, Jesse the Body Ventura.

01:44:12.000 And I need a pillow and a meeting with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

01:44:16.000 I can't stress enough how important it is that I get the pillow before the meeting.

01:44:22.000 My pillow.

01:44:23.000 I'm Mike Fellows with my pillow.

01:44:26.000 Are you off the grid?

01:44:29.000 Anyway, I'm living down in Mexico.

01:44:33.000 I don't speak a word of Spanish, but I do know how to say sherbetia, and that just gets me by.

01:44:41.000 He called in on the.

01:44:42.000 But anyway, we had a Back the Blue march last weekend in my city, and it was hilarious.

01:44:53.000 There was no organized resistance, but we did have an Antifa photographer there.

01:44:58.000 He was trying very hard to blend in in his black block, but with like a vintage green military jacket with like a bunch of different patches on it.

01:45:09.000 And he stuck out like a sore thumb.

01:45:11.000 And it's just kind of funny, like they're like LARPing in costume, basically, when they're trying to do their covert missions and stuff.

01:45:20.000 So that's just my report from being out and about amongst all this stuff.

01:45:27.000 It's not funny how it was funny until our adversaries are just so incompetent.

01:45:32.000 And now it's just more kind of infuriating their presence anywhere.

01:45:36.000 Yeah.

01:45:39.000 All right.

01:45:40.000 Thanks for calling.

01:45:42.000 Weird ending.

01:45:44.000 Rubik's Cube boner?

01:45:46.000 Yeah, they have such shitty fucking spies.

01:45:51.000 And that's the most frustrating thing about this culture war is we're not up against anyone of any kind of qualifications.

01:45:59.000 It's like, at least with the American Revolution, we were up against the most powerful force in the world.

01:46:07.000 Wait, what's going on?

01:46:08.000 There's a chance it is feeding into the microphone from the speakers, but hold on.

01:46:13.000 How could it be?

01:46:13.000 You fixed that problem.

01:46:15.000 Yeah, by just maybe the speaker's too loud.

01:46:19.000 So let's do this.

01:46:21.000 Let me see, real quick.

01:46:22.000 I'm going to play something from the speaker and see if it comes through.

01:46:24.000 Callers on the line, I'm going to put you on hold for a second.

01:46:33.000 You said fucking dad.

01:46:34.000 I hate you and that.

01:46:36.000 Just fucking fucking dad.

01:46:38.000 Why are we doing tech work on the live show?

01:46:42.000 All right.

01:46:43.000 Well, we could save all complaints for after so we could figure things out, even though the test that we ran earlier went really well.

01:46:49.000 You're really proud of that test.

01:46:51.000 Yeah.

01:46:52.000 That's really coming up a lot.

01:46:54.000 Yeah.

01:46:54.000 It's almost like nothing else matters.

01:46:56.000 Because you were part of it.

01:46:57.000 You heard it.

01:46:58.000 I said, I want you to hear this.

01:46:59.000 You could check it out for yourself.

01:47:00.000 This sounds like a problem.

01:47:01.000 Yes, but Ryan, that was one test we did before the show.

01:47:04.000 You've also been bragging about how you worked with some soundtech dude who had solved all of our problems.

01:47:12.000 Yes.

01:47:14.000 But you were wrong.

01:47:15.000 So there's a new problem.

01:47:16.000 Hello.

01:47:17.000 So there's more tests to be done.

01:47:18.000 No, it's the same fucking problem.

01:47:20.000 It's not because we weren't able to.

01:47:22.000 No, that's not true.

01:47:23.000 We're able to come through the microphone now.

01:47:26.000 Go ahead, caller.

01:47:30.000 All right.

01:47:31.000 So the Rubik's Cube video that you showed yesterday, the one that Ryan showed was cut off.

01:47:38.000 But if you look up that original video, he could palette that record.

01:47:42.000 He has a raging boner going for his website.

01:47:46.000 Can't hear you.

01:47:47.000 This is the shittiest live show we've ever had.

01:47:51.000 It has nothing to do with people's reception.

01:47:53.000 Almost 100% of the callers, you can't hear fucking shit coming in and out, complaining about echoes.

01:48:02.000 So don't you think it's weird that the very show you said, I sold everything, Bosch, is the shittiest call-in show we've ever had.

01:48:12.000 Yeah.

01:48:16.000 I don't know what the fuck that guy was saying.

01:48:18.000 He was calling from China, but he wasn't.

01:48:19.000 He was probably calling from fucking Nebraska.

01:48:21.000 The guy who did the Rubik's Cube had a boner.

01:48:26.000 Is this your interpreting what he said?

01:48:28.000 Nope.

01:48:29.000 Why?

01:48:30.000 Interpreting based on listening to a human voice and then running it.

01:48:34.000 Yes, but you don't know if you meant that metaphorically, you fucking loser.

01:48:38.000 Well, I mean, that's what he said.

01:48:40.000 It's up to you to determine whether that's metaphorical or not.

01:48:43.000 Well, they didn't show his crotch, so we know he didn't have an erect.

01:48:46.000 Didn't he say it metaphorically?

01:48:48.000 Actually, he did stand up, did he not?

01:48:51.000 All right, let's go look at his fucking erection. 1.00

01:48:54.000 By the way, when I was talking about that on the other day's show, I forgot to mention we were talking about crying, and I didn't finish my point.

01:49:03.000 The main guy who's competing with Felix is this Asian dude who is severely autistic.

01:49:12.000 And they interview the parents trying to deal with their autistic son, and you just can't not cry.

01:49:19.000 All right, let's see if...

01:49:20.000 He has an actual boner.

01:49:21.000 Let's look for boners here. 1.00

01:49:34.000 That just could be...

01:49:35.000 No.

01:49:36.000 You think that's a boner?

01:49:39.000 I mean, unless he's storing something under his pants.

01:49:41.000 Those are sweatpants.

01:49:42.000 Now, weird shit happens with sweatpants.

01:49:46.000 Your balls could be really hard, and it pushes your dick up, and now it's one little cluster. 0.94

01:49:51.000 Totally soft.

01:49:52.000 Yeah, that's a boner.

01:49:53.000 That's a voter?

01:49:56.000 Whoa, he has a boner!

01:49:59.000 Gross.

01:50:04.000 I mean, some people really like the Rubik's Cubes, but let's be real here.

01:50:08.000 Let's take another terrible call we can't hear.

01:50:12.000 By the way, to the sound guy who called in to help Ryan, thanks, dude.

01:50:16.000 You helped us make our worst show ever.

01:50:21.000 Thanks for all your hard work.

01:50:23.000 Victory.

01:50:23.000 We've been casual.

01:50:25.000 We've been cash.

01:50:27.000 Is this Victor about the Rolling Stones?

01:50:33.000 Go ahead, Victor, guys.

01:50:34.000 Hey, man.

01:50:38.000 I can still hear a little bit of the echo, but I just wanted to tell Gav that he is basically the Rolling Stones.

01:50:49.000 When they forget their songs, he forgot his own story about the Sesame seeds, not about the Pakistani guy, the saying about the Muslims and the Sikhs.

01:51:05.000 What part did I forget?

01:51:12.000 You switched up the seeds.

01:51:13.000 It was like, I think the original one is the sesame seeds in a batter of honey.

01:51:18.000 And you said like some other shit, like sunflower.

01:51:21.000 But I've listened to you so fucking much that every time you say an old story, like you said, it's like the Rolling Stones.

01:51:27.000 It's like the satisfaction.

01:51:29.000 You play the new stuff, but you usually hear the hits.

01:51:33.000 No, you're wrong.

01:51:34.000 I did not get that story wrong.

01:51:35.000 It was oil, and it was sesame seeds.

01:51:38.000 You think they had honey in the Punjab in the 1700s?

01:51:45.000 All right, I got that fucked up.

01:51:47.000 You're right.

01:51:47.000 It was, but you did fuck up the sunflower.

01:51:50.000 It was sesame, not sunflower.

01:51:52.000 I didn't say sunflower seeds.

01:51:53.000 I said sesame seeds.

01:52:00.000 Hello?

01:52:02.000 Yeah, I said sesame seeds.

01:52:07.000 Last show?

01:52:08.000 All right, check it out.

01:52:09.000 But anyways, I wanted to tell you that parenting show that you did was fucking amazing.

01:52:16.000 I have a nine-month-old and fucking almost made me cry, manly tears, because I was thinking of my kid.

01:52:23.000 And yeah, that's it, man.

01:52:25.000 Great job.

01:52:26.000 Keep doing your thing, you guys.

01:52:27.000 And is your kid sleeping through the night?

01:52:35.000 Thank God, yes.

01:52:36.000 He goes to sleep kind of late.

01:52:37.000 He goes to sleep at like now, 10.30.

01:52:40.000 And then he at like 8.30.

01:52:44.000 Oh, that's great.

01:52:46.000 Good stuff.

01:52:47.000 Yeah, he gets a solid 12.

01:52:49.000 Thank God.

01:52:50.000 Nice.

01:52:50.000 And you get to sleep too.

01:52:52.000 All right, man.

01:52:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:52:54.000 And, you know, we should go back over the tape.

01:52:56.000 If I'm wrong and I said sunflower seeds, I'll pay that guy 50 bucks.

01:53:04.000 All right, well, let me get his number so that we know.

01:53:07.000 He'll find us.

01:53:08.000 Well, yeah, but everybody's going to say that they're that guy.

01:53:11.000 I know, but we'll have his number.

01:53:13.000 The only way, yes, when I write it down right now, yeah.

01:53:25.000 So we're going to watch the game tape.

01:53:27.000 Watch the game tape.

01:53:28.000 This is scary.

01:53:32.000 But here's my number.

01:53:33.000 Call me, maybe.

01:53:35.000 So it's yesterday's episode.

01:53:39.000 And where in the segment did you mention?

01:53:43.000 No, that's his job.

01:53:44.000 He's the one who's got a job.

01:53:44.000 He's got a fun.

01:53:45.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:53:47.000 So we're not reviewing the game tape right now.

01:53:49.000 Yeah, if you're going to point out that I'm dumb and I fucked up, present the evidence.

01:53:53.000 It's up to you to show us the time code and everything.

01:53:57.000 By the way, somebody did say that they want to hear me talk, and you said you'd give $100 if anybody said that.

01:54:03.000 So I haven't redeemed that because I don't feel cheap.

01:54:06.000 I feel like that's a cheap thing for me to do.

01:54:08.000 But I've gotten a couple, and I just feel nice about that.

01:54:12.000 Yeah, that's probably why Ryan's mailbag was such a huge hit.

01:54:16.000 It actually was.

01:54:17.000 Wasn't it like beating some shows we won't mention when we looked at the ratings?

01:54:21.000 Ryan's Mailbag?

01:54:22.000 Yes.

01:54:24.000 You were in the group chat for that.

01:54:25.000 You saw that.

01:54:26.000 We were all surprised, as was I. I only had two episodes, and it did suck.

01:54:31.000 I mean, I didn't.

01:54:32.000 Not proud of those.

01:54:35.000 Ben's on the line, by the way.

01:54:37.000 Okay, what's up?

01:54:41.000 People, fuck babies, Kevin.

01:54:44.000 Seth Goldfarb.

01:54:45.000 How you doing?

01:54:49.000 That's the only accent that I have for Seth Goldfarb, unfortunately.

01:54:55.000 He did pretty well for Pussy. 1.00

01:54:57.000 That's the beauty of working at a photographer's studio.

01:55:01.000 You end up with a disproportionate number of hot chicks, and eventually one of them is not going to care that you look like an anti-Semitic cartoon. 0.98

01:55:16.000 I got a new girlfriend, and I'm trying to show her the show, and she's loving it so far.

01:55:21.000 She's loving all the video drops. 0.62

01:55:23.000 So well done, Ryan, on that one.

01:55:25.000 Fucked up on the calls, but well done on the video drops for sure.

01:55:28.000 Yep, calls are a nightmare.

01:55:30.000 Thank you.

01:55:30.000 And sorry.

01:55:34.000 What can I do, you?

01:55:35.000 Well, whatever.

01:55:37.000 But yeah, I had kind of an idea.

01:55:38.000 I know you don't like suggestions, but like a special episode just for reviewing the original videos of the video drops because I'm trying to explain all these video drops in context to her.

01:55:48.000 And she loves the joke parts, the drop parts, but like, fuck, there would just be so much gold in going back through the Mikey video and the French guy video, the commercial, the fucking, just, I mean, the main show, maybe the greatest hits of video drops.

01:56:04.000 I thought that would be cool.

01:56:05.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:56:06.000 That'd be a good evergreen show for when we're away on vacation.

01:56:09.000 Hell yeah.

01:56:10.000 Because that, the, the, the, what?

01:56:14.000 Sketch is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen in my life.

01:56:22.000 All right.

01:56:22.000 Thanks for your tip.

01:56:23.000 That's not going in the suggestion bonfire.

01:56:25.000 Oh, man.

01:56:26.000 They had the graphic all up and everything.

01:56:29.000 Bye.

01:56:30.000 That's really good.

01:56:30.000 Yeah, he's gone.

01:56:32.000 Okay, we got David.

01:56:38.000 Hello, Dave.

01:56:39.000 Hey, yeah.

01:56:42.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:56:43.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:56:44.000 Hey, welcome aboard.

01:56:45.000 What's going on?

01:56:47.000 Oh, not much.

01:56:48.000 How are you doing?

01:56:49.000 You were talking about social distortion earlier.

01:56:55.000 I was in the institution, Kansas.

01:57:16.000 The girl I was with, she was pregnant with my baby. 0.98

01:57:23.000 She stormed into this room and she said, that's my name.

01:57:27.000 She said, you better come out here or I'm going to kill you. 1.00

01:57:33.000 Dean, take away this morning change.

01:57:41.000 She said, you better come in here.

01:57:43.000 I'm going to kill you.

01:57:44.000 Was she trying to fuck the social D guy? 1.00

01:57:49.000 Oh, these other two girls were. 1.00

01:57:51.000 Yes.

01:57:52.000 Mike Ness.

01:57:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:54.000 They were fucking on him.

01:57:56.000 He played at the Outhouse.

01:57:58.000 You know the Outhouse.

01:58:00.000 No, I don't.

01:58:03.000 Oh, Lawrence, Kansas.

01:58:04.000 Yeah.

01:58:06.000 Look it up.

01:58:06.000 Skinheads, traditional skinheads, sharp skinheads, Nazi skinheads.

01:58:12.000 It was all...

01:58:13.000 Yep.

01:58:14.000 It was all happening.

01:58:15.000 So I don't understand the point of this call.

01:58:17.000 You're saying that your wife annoys you when she does stupid shit like that? 1.00

01:58:21.000 Yeah.

01:58:23.000 Okay.

01:58:24.000 Good to know.

01:58:25.000 Fuck her. 1.00

01:58:29.000 All right.

01:58:30.000 Thanks for calling.

01:58:31.000 We got Wyatt on the line here.

01:58:34.000 I think that guy was drunk, and he was impressed that...

01:58:36.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin?

01:58:38.000 He was impressed that what?

01:58:39.000 A Social D song relates to his story about Social D, but it's not interesting to anyone else.

01:58:45.000 Congratulations.

01:58:46.000 Go ahead.

01:58:46.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:47.000 What's up, dude?

01:58:50.000 You there?

01:58:51.000 Yep.

01:58:52.000 Yes.

01:58:53.000 Hello?

01:58:54.000 We're here.

01:58:55.000 Dude, don't do that.

01:58:56.000 All right.

01:58:58.000 Speak.

01:59:00.000 So we always tend to talk about how black people always pretty much have the utmost privilege. 0.70

01:59:09.000 So why don't we just designate a state for black people and then just call that state or actually just designate it a country?

01:59:21.000 Because that's ultimately what it's going to come down to.

01:59:23.000 I think that's what blacks themselves are doing, right?

01:59:26.000 They just.

01:59:29.000 Well, I mean, some guy just bought 46 acres or something, but I mean, might as well have, you know, at least 8,500 acres, something like that.

01:59:44.000 You know, have 10 square miles, 12 square miles.

01:59:47.000 That seems like enough.

01:59:50.000 Well, that's what's happening with America, silent apartheid.

01:59:54.000 Blacks and whites seem to be saying, all right, I guess this didn't work out. 0.98

01:59:58.000 Let's get a divorce. 1.00

02:00:00.000 And it's...

02:00:02.000 Well, I mean, ultimately, that's what he says all the time.

02:00:06.000 He has a history major.

02:00:08.000 And he says that constantly.

02:00:12.000 And it baffles me that we still are dealing with this bullshit today.

02:00:18.000 But we can't somehow fix it by doing that.

02:00:23.000 You got to put some WD-40 on that door, dude.

02:00:29.000 Oh, yeah, I know.

02:00:31.000 It's a squeaky motherfucker right there.

02:00:36.000 Yeah, it's a crazy time we're living in.

02:00:37.000 I think this is the first time in my life I've ever seen more segregation and more separation between blacks and whites.

02:00:47.000 Like when I was a kid in the 70s, it wasn't a thing.

02:00:51.000 If you had a black couple at your parents' birthday party, no one would go, oh, who are they? 1.00

02:00:57.000 They would more just go, like, she has frizzy hair. 1.00

02:01:04.000 My family went to school with, like, 10 black kids, honestly.

02:01:08.000 And then the other half were like, you know, Latinos or Mexicans mostly.

02:01:14.000 Yeah, now if you like, you have a black, you know, you bring a black person to a thing, or a black person brings a white person to a thing, you've done some crazy, like it's a big statement. 0.93

02:01:24.000 It's a big to-do.

02:01:27.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

02:01:30.000 Look at my second work of art I did.

02:01:34.000 I wrote Get Fired, Get in Trouble, Be Brave and Never Stop Fighting in one Strand of Spaghetti.

02:01:39.000 Whoa.

02:01:42.000 That's pretty dope.

02:01:44.000 That seems tough.

02:01:45.000 That seems like some sort of math problem.

02:01:48.000 Well, I cheated a couple of times, but it is.

02:01:52.000 That's still very impressive.

02:01:54.000 So we're at two hours here.

02:01:56.000 Am I going to be here?

02:01:56.000 Let's do one last call.

02:01:58.000 All right.

02:01:59.000 Broadway visit to Portland.

02:02:04.000 No, no, that's the proud boy visit to Portland.

02:02:07.000 This is Brian in Orlando.

02:02:09.000 Glad to make it through, guys.

02:02:10.000 Hey, buddy.

02:02:11.000 Hello.

02:02:14.000 Hey, so I have a couple things to say.

02:02:16.000 One is I want to comment on the previous call and say that's exactly what they want.

02:02:20.000 They want people to fight each other.

02:02:21.000 They want us to separate.

02:02:22.000 I mean, you talk about a situation where you create a different state for people.

02:02:25.000 It's like India and Pakistan. 1.00

02:02:27.000 And yeah, that's a great solution.

02:02:28.000 Those guys get along fucking great now, right?

02:02:31.000 Or Northern Ireland, right?

02:02:32.000 That worked out great.

02:02:33.000 It's not, it doesn't fucking work.

02:02:36.000 You know, the solution isn't to separate people.

02:02:39.000 The solution is to bring people together around the idea of America to get rid of the fucking Democrats and the fucking communists and get everybody focused on the same thing, pushing the same direction.

02:02:50.000 That's the solution.

02:02:51.000 That's my opinion.

02:02:52.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

02:02:54.000 So Trump's going to win.

02:02:56.000 Is America going to be more unified in, say, a year after the election?

02:03:02.000 Are they going to stop this, or is it just going to be endless fucking riots?

02:03:08.000 Well, I think it's going to be more riots until we can get these people out of positions of power.

02:03:17.000 I mean, we had a lot of them in the 50s, and people are like, that was a bad thing.

02:03:20.000 I think we're learning that, you know, that was probably a good thing.

02:03:23.000 You know, you have to understand that history is being taught in these universities, and it's through that socialist Lens, and I think people are kind of waking up to the fact that there's a lot of information that's been kind of cast in a bad light.

02:03:39.000 We've been lied to.

02:03:41.000 I recently read a book by David Horowitz, Radical Sons.

02:03:44.000 I don't know if you read it, but he wrote that book in the 80s and he was a big lefty.

02:03:48.000 His panther communist.

02:03:51.000 He published some lefty articles.

02:03:54.000 He was friends with the Black Panthers. 0.98

02:03:57.000 He got woken up when people that he knew were killed by the Black Panthers, and he saw that they really were a criminal organization. 0.96

02:04:03.000 So it's great reading.

02:04:05.000 I was interested in that.

02:04:06.000 You can see in his book, a lot of the institutions that they used then, they're using now.

02:04:11.000 A lot of the tactics that they use then, they're using now.

02:04:14.000 We can identify.

02:04:16.000 Know what they're doing.

02:04:17.000 We just have to have the balls to stand up and get rid of them.

02:04:20.000 Yeah.

02:04:21.000 We should be brave and never stop fighting.

02:04:23.000 What's the name of that book again?

02:04:27.000 Radical Son by David Horowitz.

02:04:30.000 Okay.

02:04:30.000 All right, man.

02:04:31.000 Yeah.

02:04:31.000 Good advice.

02:04:32.000 We got to keep fighting.

02:04:33.000 Thanks for calling.

02:04:35.000 And that ends our show for today.

02:04:38.000 We had two great pieces of art to put on the auction.

02:04:42.000 This is going to become a t-shirt, a Rolling Stones t-shirt.

02:04:45.000 Is that legal?

02:04:46.000 Like, are we going to get sued?

02:04:48.000 We'll see.

02:04:48.000 What?

02:04:50.000 Look, Ryan, remember we were having trouble with that.

02:04:52.000 Yeah, the white.

02:04:52.000 I just like that.

02:04:53.000 Look at this.

02:04:53.000 I do all this white.

02:04:55.000 Yeah.

02:04:55.000 And everything goes dark.

02:04:57.000 Yeah, that is cool.

02:04:58.000 Look at the army helmet, right?

02:05:02.000 So you can't, it's blackness. 1.00

02:05:03.000 And then I put that away.

02:05:06.000 And now the whites are... 0.79

02:05:07.000 Wow, that is drastic.

02:05:08.000 All right, I'll look into the camera thing, but last I checked, I mean, it's on manual right now, and I have a specific color LUT.

02:05:14.000 So it's not even like it's on auto there.

02:05:16.000 Weird and weird.

02:05:18.000 Yeah.

02:05:19.000 You'll notice with everything Ryan does when he fucks up or has a problem, he's like, but no, I have ideas.

02:05:25.000 I did it.

02:05:25.000 Yeah, no, I did it.

02:05:26.000 He's like, no, I fixed it.

02:05:27.000 So I have it on manual.

02:05:29.000 So it's not my fault.

02:05:30.000 I didn't say that.

02:05:31.000 I said that's something that comes to mind.

02:05:33.000 Imagine if I was like this.

02:05:36.000 I've never said, I don't know.

02:05:37.000 I think the proper response is, I'll work on it.

02:05:39.000 Shit, I put it on manual.

02:05:41.000 I guess manual doesn't work.

02:05:42.000 I guess I got to figure out a way to sort of override when you put up something.

02:05:46.000 It's a different way to say the same thing I did.

02:05:49.000 No, but your tone is like, put on manual.

02:05:51.000 So I did my job.

02:05:52.000 So it's an I don't like your tone, Mr. thing.

02:05:54.000 All right, I'll change it.

02:05:55.000 No, no.

02:05:55.000 It's the different.

02:05:56.000 There's two different attitudes.

02:05:58.000 One is, oh shit, manual doesn't work.

02:06:02.000 The other is, well, I did everything I had to do.

02:06:04.000 Just like with the shitty audio, you're like, well, we tested it.

02:06:07.000 You were there.

02:06:08.000 We tested it.

02:06:09.000 Yeah.

02:06:10.000 Well, it's just because we're sitting at this point where there is a fuck up.

02:06:13.000 Instead of, I know what you're talking about, the attitude of saying, like, I'm going to fix it.

02:06:16.000 So it's like, oh, dude, I got to work on it.

02:06:18.000 So that way the future won't be fucked up.

02:06:20.000 But I did my due diligence for this moment to not be fucked up.

02:06:23.000 But here it is fucked up.

02:06:25.000 So I'm just saying, it's not like I'm just sitting here like, oh, doing it.

02:06:28.000 All right.

02:06:28.000 Now I'll fix it in the future.

02:06:29.000 I still tried to fix it before this moment.

02:06:32.000 Right, and it didn't work.

02:06:33.000 I know.

02:06:34.000 It was the worst call-in show we've ever had.

02:06:36.000 But I fixed, you notice the stutter thing?

02:06:38.000 I fixed that.

02:06:38.000 That I fixed.

02:06:40.000 Why?

02:06:40.000 Because I just.

02:06:40.000 The stutter?

02:06:41.000 Yeah, I did.

02:06:42.000 We had everyone complaining about an echo.

02:06:43.000 Yeah, the echo.

02:06:44.000 The echo thing.

02:06:46.000 Okay, but remember when you couldn't hear them and it was like and we couldn't hear them?

02:06:50.000 Yeah.

02:06:51.000 That was fixed.

02:06:52.000 What, for the last three calls?

02:06:54.000 No, for, I mean, we only had...

02:06:56.000 Yeah, sure.

02:06:57.000 And what was that?

02:06:58.000 That was turning down that speaker and then turning down the input in which we send it to them.

02:07:05.000 And then also, and then to get rid of their echo, I've been clicking them on mute.

02:07:08.000 You want to see if we...

02:07:09.000 You don't have a gain on, do you?

02:07:12.000 No.

02:07:12.000 I don't have mic gains.

02:07:14.000 Oh, oh, I see.

02:07:15.000 On your mic, I have to.

02:07:17.000 Why?

02:07:18.000 Because otherwise it sounds very flat, and then there's nothing to...

02:07:22.000 Yeah.

02:07:23.000 You could hear what it sounds like.

02:07:24.000 All right, let's talk about this another time.

02:07:26.000 Sorry, folks.

02:07:26.000 We're boring you with technical semantics.

02:07:32.000 Tomorrow is all riots all the time, but we'll keep it fun.

02:07:35.000 We won't overdo it.

02:07:37.000 And in the meantime, get fired.

02:07:41.000 Get in trouble.

02:07:42.000 Be brave.

02:07:43.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2020

GOML LIVE #63 - ZANNOAH

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