Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E09 - THINK TANK [2020-09-07 - S03E09 - THINK TANK]

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn with Kevin McDinnet.

00:00:41.000 Forgetto Blow from Florida. 0.75

00:00:44.000 The rapper you heard, though, was Bryson Gray.

00:00:48.000 Welcome back to Montana Rap Talk with Gavin and the mayor of the Fag Zone. 1.00

00:00:54.000 It is Monday, Labor Day.

00:00:56.000 We've got a lot of fun stuff for you here today, folks.

00:00:59.000 We're working on Labor Day because we think it's a communist holiday and we refuse to celebrate it.

00:01:05.000 That song was kind of cool.

00:01:07.000 Our side's getting cooler.

00:01:08.000 We have boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:01:10.000 And now we have these guys.

00:01:11.000 I mean, forget Oblo's been doing MAGA rap for a while, but this has a black guy in it.

00:01:26.000 Did I hear my name in this song earlier?

00:01:29.000 Are you in there?

00:01:30.000 I feel like they've mentioned it.

00:01:32.000 Play it again?

00:01:33.000 I think it's around here.

00:01:49.000 That's me.

00:01:50.000 Oh, that was a cool shout-out.

00:01:53.000 He mentioned Roger Stone in the middle.

00:01:54.000 Front page of the post.

00:01:56.000 Some chick got hit with a tennis ball. 1.00

00:01:58.000 Who fucking cares?

00:02:02.000 I've got some great stories.

00:02:05.000 I just got back from Montana.

00:02:07.000 Hannah, Montana, the home of Miley Cyrus' character, I believe.

00:02:11.000 Right?

00:02:12.000 Why would she be called Hannah, Montana if she wasn't from Montana?

00:02:15.000 Yeah, how do you earn a nickname like that?

00:02:18.000 It was really strange.

00:02:19.000 It was a conservative think tank run by a billionaire in the middle of nowhere, big sky.

00:02:24.000 I'd never been to Montana before.

00:02:25.000 I know a lot about it now.

00:02:26.000 I'm moving there.

00:02:27.000 It's heaven.

00:02:29.000 In fact, I went to this restaurant.

00:02:30.000 I don't think it's in the notes.

00:02:32.000 It's called the Riverside Restaurant.

00:02:38.000 Is that one?

00:02:39.000 Riverside Restaurant.

00:02:40.000 Oh, no, that's it.

00:02:41.000 1-1.

00:02:43.000 I went in there and I said I was buying merch and stuff, hats and shit.

00:02:49.000 I got Ryan a little hat that I'm probably going to take back because he doesn't like it enough.

00:02:53.000 I like it.

00:02:53.000 I love it.

00:02:54.000 No.

00:02:56.000 But this place, it was like paradise.

00:02:59.000 And as I was leaving, I go, this place is paradise.

00:03:02.000 This is so awesome.

00:03:02.000 And she goes, thanks.

00:03:03.000 Don't tell your friends.

00:03:05.000 That was a common saying.

00:03:06.000 They had a t-shirt you saw a lot that said, don't California my Montana.

00:03:11.000 Wow.

00:03:12.000 In 2000, just 20 years ago, when I moved to New York, it was the population of the entire state was a million.

00:03:19.000 And now they're all pissed off that it's getting gentrified, but it's not.

00:03:25.000 Look at it.

00:03:25.000 Go back, one.

00:03:26.000 Does that look gentrified to you?

00:03:28.000 Has that been ruined by developers?

00:03:32.000 And that river is a big, famous fly fishing river.

00:03:34.000 People go kayaking on it and stuff.

00:03:36.000 Look at this fucking place.

00:03:39.000 You couldn't cheat on your wife in Montana because God is there.

00:03:43.000 Like you, you wake up, you have a coffee, and you're looking at a fucking mountain.

00:03:47.000 The biggest mountain you've ever seen.

00:03:49.000 Actually, I sent you a video of that bar.

00:03:52.000 And okay, we have to watch this frame by frame.

00:03:56.000 This is where I had dinner.

00:03:56.000 And Coulter was there.

00:03:58.000 Buck Sexton.

00:04:02.000 But these guys, I think it was birthday parties.

00:04:05.000 They're all wearing Hawaiian shirts.

00:04:07.000 That was like a theme for the party, I believe.

00:04:09.000 Although I did see a lot of Hawaiian shirts.

00:04:11.000 Maybe they're the Boogaloo boys. 1.00

00:04:13.000 But look at those girls right above my head. 1.00

00:04:15.000 Like there wasn't one fat person the entire time I was there.

00:04:19.000 It was also, unfortunately, 100% white.

00:04:22.000 That's got to change.

00:04:26.000 But like, stop.

00:04:27.000 That's Buck Sexton.

00:04:28.000 But look at that girl right there. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Buck thought I was really interested in what he had to say, but I couldn't stop staring at her.

00:04:35.000 She looks kind of frumpy there.

00:04:37.000 But maybe move a frame before back.

00:04:40.000 Look at her.

00:04:40.000 You can't really.

00:04:41.000 She has rosy cheeks.

00:04:42.000 She's rosy red cheeks.

00:04:43.000 Everyone's so fucking healthy.

00:04:45.000 She looks fat in that picture because of the way her arm is, but she's skinny. 1.00

00:04:49.000 That healthy guy's checking.

00:04:50.000 He's wondering why I keep staring at his girl.

00:04:53.000 You're old and horny, dude.

00:04:55.000 But go back.

00:04:57.000 What a vibe.

00:04:58.000 What a great fucking place.

00:05:00.000 And then show the other pictures.

00:05:04.000 Show the other pictures.

00:05:05.000 We don't need sound for that.

00:05:09.000 Yeah, that was the place we were staying at.

00:05:12.000 That was just, it was a massive cabin mansion.

00:05:16.000 There's me and Anne and Buck.

00:05:18.000 The only people that could be photographed.

00:05:21.000 That's just out your window.

00:05:23.000 At all times.

00:05:24.000 That's out of everyone's window in Big Sky.

00:05:26.000 It's not like there's a place where you get a pretty good view.

00:05:29.000 You can't not see mountains because it's just flat and then boof.

00:05:33.000 Whoa.

00:05:34.000 Skiing there.

00:05:34.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:05:35.000 I want to go skiing there.

00:05:36.000 But apparently the sweetest ticket is to be a part of the Yellowstone Club, a member.

00:05:43.000 And then I was drunk when I took that picture.

00:05:46.000 I was just like, wow, this really shitty scenario for both of us.

00:05:51.000 I ended up just bashing that eight ball in.

00:05:54.000 Sometimes you got to sabotage a game.

00:05:56.000 But yeah, if anyone out there knows anyone that's a member of the Yellowstone Park, Yellowstone Skiing, please invite me and my family.

00:06:05.000 We'd love to be your friends to go there.

00:06:10.000 So let me tell you about the story.

00:06:12.000 It's a think tank.

00:06:13.000 Someone is running for office there and he knows a billionaire and that guy, the billionaire, hosted a bunch of us to come up and pontificate.

00:06:22.000 And I'm not smart enough.

00:06:24.000 I did like a quarter add-erall trying to get my IQ up to their level because they're saying things like, Trump wins the Senate and the Congress, they get to 138.

00:06:32.000 Gavin, do you think the House will ever get to 200?

00:06:35.000 200 feet tall?

00:06:38.000 Yes.

00:06:39.000 How many constituents do you think, Gavin?

00:06:42.000 Oh my God, where do you even begin?

00:06:45.000 Like the Speaker of the House and the seats of Congress and this bill pass.

00:06:49.000 And I'm like, I don't know.

00:06:50.000 I just got big tits. 1.00

00:06:53.000 But then I realized like about 10 hours into the whole thing, they don't expect me to know anything.

00:06:59.000 I'm there for comic relief.

00:07:01.000 Yeah, I'm the court jester.

00:07:03.000 Keep it fun here.

00:07:03.000 So they do heavy, heavy, heavy.

00:07:05.000 And then I come in with a, you shower and I'll show her.

00:07:07.000 And then they die laughing.

00:07:08.000 Oh, you should be a comedian.

00:07:10.000 I must have heard that about 100 times this weekend.

00:07:13.000 And it's just stupid shit I've already said a million times on this show.

00:07:16.000 Like, best way to pick up a chick that's out of your league is to pretend she has really shitty tits, like pizza slices with pears coming out of them. 1.00

00:07:24.000 That was destroying.

00:07:27.000 Like I had 60-year-olds dead.

00:07:30.000 It was Auschwitz on the ground.

00:07:33.000 I had bodies piled everywhere with like my easiest, stupidest jokes.

00:07:37.000 And conservatives are very clean, right?

00:07:39.000 So they're not used to like, if I said this to one of our friends and I was like, pretend they have shitty tits, they'd go, oh yeah, that's a good tip. 1.00

00:07:45.000 It probably helps.

00:07:47.000 Like they wouldn't even see this humor.

00:07:49.000 It's just talking about tit tips.

00:07:52.000 We should get Ryan Long on the show and just talk about tits. 1.00

00:07:56.000 That's a great idea.

00:07:57.000 You know, what kind of tits he likes. 1.00

00:08:00.000 I could tell him my tit trick. 0.97

00:08:01.000 You'll see how little he laughs.

00:08:02.000 When I say that tit trick, he'll go, huh, I'll try that. 0.97

00:08:07.000 Last time he tried talking about tits didn't go so well.

00:08:09.000 That woman was very, she thought she was a little bit more. 1.00

00:08:11.000 Right, so we got off the plane, and it's me and this, this, probably the top doctor in New York City.

00:08:18.000 He's so good that I told him my mom's symptoms.

00:08:21.000 My mom has like equilibrium problems, and I think it's linked to diabetes and maybe booze. 1.00

00:08:26.000 And he lists, and I list everything I can, right?

00:08:30.000 All her symptoms, repeat stories.

00:08:32.000 Has trouble with stairs.

00:08:33.000 It's getting worse.

00:08:34.000 And he just goes, Zeichler Weitcroft.

00:08:38.000 I'm not pronouncing it right.

00:08:40.000 I don't want to tell you my mom's diseases anyway, but it's some disease. 1.00

00:08:43.000 And I look it up and then I call her and she's like, that sounds exactly like it.

00:08:46.000 And then she looks, he diagnosed my mom without even seeing her.

00:08:51.000 And apparently he does it all the time.

00:08:52.000 This guy saved hundreds of lives.

00:08:54.000 I now know everything about coronavirus.

00:08:56.000 Here's the deal.

00:08:57.000 It's not deadly, but he's pro-masked because he says it's the most contagious thing we've ever seen.

00:09:03.000 Now, if you're not old and fat, you're fine.

00:09:06.000 Let anyone cough in your face.

00:09:07.000 You'll be fine.

00:09:08.000 But olds and fats, beware.

00:09:10.000 And diabetics and all that other stuff.

00:09:12.000 But here's what's spooky about it.

00:09:14.000 His theory is the same as mine, which is they're fucking idiots.

00:09:18.000 They're like tyrannical fascist asshole losers.

00:09:23.000 They're not, we always, we always imbue this incredible brain power on our enemies.

00:09:29.000 And I think we should stop doing that because they're fucking retards. 1.00

00:09:33.000 So remember the story I told you about smallpox blankets, right?

00:09:37.000 We never gave Indians smallpox blankets.

00:09:40.000 We gave them someone suggested it.

00:09:44.000 A general said, let's give them blankets with smallpox. 0.99

00:09:46.000 And then his superior said, no, we'll get smallpox on us while we're doing it.

00:09:49.000 I don't want to mess with that.

00:09:51.000 Like jihadists who blow themselves up making bombs.

00:09:53.000 It's too dangerous.

00:09:55.000 So they didn't do it.

00:09:57.000 I think this is what happened in China.

00:09:58.000 They're like, what if we worked on that coronavirus thing?

00:10:01.000 And someone above didn't go, aren't we going to get fucked if we do that?

00:10:04.000 No, they said, okay, because they're robots over there.

00:10:07.000 So they were like, okay, let us work on that coronavirus.

00:10:09.000 Someone got some shit on their pants.

00:10:11.000 You know, these labs, they showed pictures of the labs.

00:10:13.000 The foam in the fridge door was all eaten away.

00:10:17.000 It's China. 0.90

00:10:18.000 Everything sucks.

00:10:19.000 It smells like shit.

00:10:21.000 So someone got some shit on their pants, went to the Wuhan market, got it on the food there, got it on a bat, whatever.

00:10:28.000 And the next thing you know, it's a global pandemic.

00:10:32.000 Now, he said, if this had the same mortality rate as, say, the flu or avian flu or something more serious, oh, look at that, fucking dummies.

00:10:42.000 Then you'd have the most contagious disease ever with the poom of a real thing.

00:10:47.000 That, he said, could end America.

00:10:50.000 Like, have we not noticed we're having a war with China via chemical warfare? 0.74

00:10:54.000 They're sending fentanyl here to the tune of 130 deaths a day.

00:10:59.000 That's chemical warfare.

00:11:00.000 We're being invaded.

00:11:01.000 We're in a biological warfare.

00:11:05.000 Speaking of Indians, by the way, this is a book that we would read at Proud Boy meetups.

00:11:13.000 And I love this.

00:11:13.000 This is one of my favorite paragraphs.

00:11:16.000 As fair-minded and mostly Christian folks, they can see that there is truth in the indictment of America's past.

00:11:22.000 Our fathers did participate in slavery.

00:11:25.000 We did practice segregation.

00:11:26.000 Our treatment of the Indians was not what one should have expected of people to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command. 0.99

00:11:33.000 What a great line.

00:11:35.000 But, having internalized the guilt that gnaws at their souls, these Republicans in their lifelong quest for absolution are easy prey for confidence men like Jackson and Sharpton, who run the big sting.

00:11:44.000 Of course, those names change out over time, right?

00:11:46.000 And then there's my favorite part.

00:11:48.000 The truth, in the story of slavery and the slave trade, Western man was among many villains, but Western man was also the only hero.

00:11:56.000 For the West did not invent slavery, but it alone abolished slavery.

00:12:00.000 And then he goes on to talk about how Africans are still practicing slavery today.

00:12:04.000 And then they eat the poo-poo. 0.99

00:12:09.000 Okay, so here's the story.

00:12:10.000 So we land there.

00:12:13.000 We get a car.

00:12:14.000 I say, it's in Ennis.

00:12:17.000 So I can't get the cell phone.

00:12:19.000 Let's just go to Ennis and then we'll figure it out from there.

00:12:21.000 I always do that, and it always fucks me in the ass.

00:12:25.000 Only start on your journey when you have the exact address on the GPS.

00:12:29.000 And this was a brutal example of that.

00:12:31.000 So the Rockies are this way.

00:12:33.000 Yes, we were in Ennis, but it's on the other side of the Rockies.

00:12:36.000 So it could have been an hour, but it was an hour and then an hour to go through that.

00:12:41.000 We went through that in a car.

00:12:44.000 So we stop on the way.

00:12:45.000 We get a BLT, which of course in Mantana, Montana is this big.

00:12:48.000 I don't have jaws big enough to eat the BLT.

00:12:50.000 I'm like...

00:12:51.000 It's like on Texas toast, like big, thick toast.

00:12:53.000 Yeah, and I have to crunch it down.

00:12:55.000 He got a club and it was like 50 clubs.

00:12:57.000 Now, I'm not disparaging my friend, the Doctor, but he is very, very Jewish.

00:13:02.000 And one problem with Jewish breeding is they've totally given up on brawn and have focused 100% on brains. 1.00

00:13:09.000 So the guy is an Alexa.

00:13:12.000 You just ask him anything about anything, medicine or science and technology, and he barfs out all the facts you could ever imagine about everything.

00:13:22.000 Is it healthy to go like this?

00:13:24.000 What if I did it like 1 million times?

00:13:26.000 Well, eventually you damage the cartilage in your nose.

00:13:28.000 There'd be so much friction from the pen that you'd probably open up a sore.

00:13:32.000 That would get irritated, possibly infected.

00:13:33.000 You couldn't get staph, depending how clean the pen was.

00:13:36.000 That kind of shit.

00:13:39.000 But he's a tiny bit frail.

00:13:42.000 I'm sorry to say.

00:13:44.000 The Scots were different. 0.85

00:13:45.000 They did appreciate brains, but they also wanted you to be tough.

00:13:49.000 So we still have some testosterone in our vein.

00:13:51.000 I would hate if he saw this and thought I was disparaging him, but he's not exactly a macho man.

00:13:56.000 I think that's fair to say.

00:13:57.000 You have hurt me today.

00:13:59.000 So we go there.

00:14:00.000 I'm wearing a pink shirt, by the way, pink Hawaiian shirt, white jeans.

00:14:04.000 Hi, boys.

00:14:05.000 And we stop there.

00:14:05.000 And there's no fashion there at all.

00:14:08.000 It's just like hiking shoes, shorts with pockets, not cargo shorts per se.

00:14:13.000 And then like a bandana, a cowboy hat, and like fingerless gloves for climbing.

00:14:16.000 Like everything is utilitarian.

00:14:18.000 They all look like they work on the farm.

00:14:21.000 Everything is ergonomic.

00:14:23.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:14:25.000 Not ergonomic.

00:14:26.000 Utilitarian, I guess.

00:14:27.000 Everything has a purpose.

00:14:28.000 Everything has a function.

00:14:29.000 Functional.

00:14:32.000 If I don't know it, you will never.

00:14:37.000 And so we sit there, we eat, and then some guy in a pickup truck, after we pull out, some kind of pickup truck drives by and goes like this and gives me the finger.

00:14:45.000 I think it was a hate crime.

00:14:46.000 Because yes, we were in the fast lane.

00:14:48.000 He was passing us in the slow lane, but he never went in front of us.

00:14:50.000 He stayed there and then slowly veered off.

00:14:52.000 So it's not like he was trying to get in the fast lane.

00:14:54.000 I think he was like, there's some faggot hipsters, interlopers, starting to ruin my state. 1.00

00:14:59.000 And I felt like going, I agree with you.

00:15:02.000 Yes.

00:15:03.000 It's like one time I was riding my motorcycle in your hood in the Puerto Rican part of Williamsburg, and these kids or men lean out the window like, nice fucking socks, faggot. 1.00

00:15:14.000 Because I had pink socks on.

00:15:15.000 And I was like, I agree with you.

00:15:18.000 I hate the way people dress too.

00:15:20.000 I hate faggots. 1.00

00:15:21.000 Yeah.

00:15:22.000 I'm going to get fag bashed and be going, good. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Kick a gay's ass. 1.00

00:15:28.000 So we realize that we fucked up and now we got to go through the mountains. 0.85

00:15:32.000 We added an hour to our journey.

00:15:34.000 So we're driving through there and we get halfway through the mountains and it says private road.

00:15:41.000 We have to go back.

00:15:42.000 And he's like, all right, well, let's go back.

00:15:45.000 That's not the Scottish way, Doc.

00:15:48.000 So we wait a little bit.

00:15:50.000 Some guy comes out and I go, this is a private road.

00:15:52.000 It's on our GPS.

00:15:53.000 It shouldn't be on the GPS if it's private.

00:15:54.000 That's crazy.

00:15:55.000 And he goes, yeah, it's fucked up.

00:15:57.000 But they have security guys in there making sure no one trespasses.

00:16:00.000 And even then, you know, even to get in, you got to put in the code.

00:16:03.000 I was like, that sucks.

00:16:04.000 We're not going to drive all the way around.

00:16:06.000 And I was like, we talked for a little bit more.

00:16:08.000 He got to know me.

00:16:08.000 He still might have thought I was gay.

00:16:10.000 And he's like being nice to a gay guy.

00:16:12.000 Because I go, what's the code?

00:16:14.000 And he's like, 4278.

00:16:17.000 And he goes, but people are going to see that.

00:16:20.000 And then there's cameras everywhere.

00:16:21.000 So pull in, wait till someone's driving, and then you go up their butt.

00:16:25.000 And then you can probably get in behind them.

00:16:27.000 And you won't need the code.

00:16:28.000 I was like, yeah, okay, we'll do that.

00:16:30.000 So he drives away, put in the code.

00:16:34.000 But the dog made me drive because I'm the bad boy.

00:16:38.000 He doesn't want to get in trouble.

00:16:39.000 So I'm driving and we're pretending that we belong there, waving to people and avoiding.

00:16:44.000 Every time we saw a car that had sort of signs on it, we'd be going, okay, take it easy.

00:16:48.000 My plan was going to be to be a New Yorker.

00:16:50.000 Yo, what the fuck's going on?

00:16:52.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:16:55.000 It's never happened in the States.

00:16:56.000 I said, the only way that can be blown is if you fucking laugh.

00:16:59.000 So I don't care if you need stitches, bite that lip and do not laugh because I'm going big.

00:17:04.000 I'm going De Niro, baby.

00:17:06.000 But we never get stopped.

00:17:07.000 We get there.

00:17:08.000 So Ann wants to go kayaking.

00:17:10.000 There's only a few of us when we first got there.

00:17:12.000 And I said, okay.

00:17:14.000 So we go kayaking.

00:17:15.000 And they're all city folks.

00:17:18.000 None of them have been on a fucking kayak before.

00:17:20.000 But we're tooling around.

00:17:22.000 It's on a man-made lake.

00:17:23.000 It's kind of weird.

00:17:24.000 And again, medicine, medicine.

00:17:26.000 So, doc, is this bad for you?

00:17:27.000 What about the mask?

00:17:28.000 Can it hurt you?

00:17:29.000 And I was bored of the medicine talk at this point.

00:17:32.000 You know, I've been with him for three hours.

00:17:33.000 I already know everything there's no about medicine.

00:17:35.000 I'm smarter than him at this point.

00:17:36.000 I've already sucked him dry.

00:17:38.000 And so as a joke, I start charging him.

00:17:40.000 I go, you know what else can hurt you, doc?

00:17:42.000 Getting rammed.

00:17:45.000 No way.

00:17:46.000 Now, there's certain kayaks that are snug around you, and there's certain ones that have a very wide opening.

00:17:52.000 It's probably the beginner's type.

00:17:54.000 So I barely touched him, but it started this domino effect.

00:17:58.000 And this is how most planes crash.

00:17:59.000 It's one little thing that leads to another thing, that leads to another thing, and then it ends up being a catastrophe.

00:18:04.000 It's never just the engine fails.

00:18:06.000 So I nudge him, and that starts a thing, that starts a thing, and then he starts getting in his gentle gym, we'll call him, brain, where he's like, oh, what?

00:18:17.000 His kayak starts filling with water.

00:18:19.000 He goes under.

00:18:20.000 The water must have been 50 degrees.

00:18:23.000 Oh, man.

00:18:23.000 Like, I went in later to, I'll explain in a sec.

00:18:27.000 And it's not that kind of cold where you go, ooh, that was chilly, and then it warms up.

00:18:30.000 It's that kind of cold where you go, ooh, that's chilly, and then your legs start to lose feeling.

00:18:34.000 It's that kind of cold.

00:18:36.000 Like dangerous.

00:18:37.000 So he comes out and no one is laughing.

00:18:40.000 And everyone's going, oh my God.

00:18:42.000 And then he comes out and he's like a little drowned rat.

00:18:46.000 His gray hair is all stuck to that.

00:18:48.000 He's probably like your height and skinny.

00:18:50.000 And he's got his life jacket on and his long leggings and everything.

00:18:53.000 And he's leaning on Ann's kayak.

00:18:55.000 And she goes, are you okay?

00:18:56.000 And he doesn't answer.

00:18:58.000 He's like, and she goes, oh my God, are you all right, Doc?

00:19:03.000 And he goes, it's just very, very cold.

00:19:10.000 Now, I know this sounds terrible.

00:19:12.000 And if it was an old lady, it would have been, but I still stand by that this is funny. 0.91

00:19:17.000 Like, even there, I didn't feel bad.

00:19:19.000 I was like, come on, he's alive.

00:19:20.000 I was here.

00:19:21.000 It's a joke.

00:19:22.000 That's what I was saying.

00:19:23.000 He's drowning.

00:19:24.000 So then I'm like, the way I can make up for this is if I do all the cleaning up.

00:19:28.000 So Buck grabs the waterlogged kayak, Brings it to the shore.

00:19:31.000 I drag him to the shore kayaking backwards.

00:19:34.000 He's not talking.

00:19:35.000 He's just like, as I, and it's fucking hard kayaking backwards, towing a man who's all dead weight.

00:19:44.000 And so I give him my kayak, and then I proceed to drain the water out of his and wash it because it got all dirty and blah, blah, blah.

00:19:52.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

00:19:54.000 But that was fun.

00:19:56.000 Do you think he's thinking like I can get hypothermia?

00:19:58.000 I'm at risk for frostbite?

00:20:01.000 Yeah.

00:20:02.000 He pulled out his inhaler.

00:20:04.000 As I was dragging him, he gets his heel and he's drying it off so he can take his inhaler.

00:20:10.000 Oh, man.

00:20:11.000 Poor guy.

00:20:13.000 But yeah, so we hang out.

00:20:15.000 The billionaire shows up.

00:20:17.000 The weirdest thing, it's like he's got an entourage.

00:20:20.000 Actually, before him, some of the entourage, there's about three assistants and his personal chef who cooked for all of us.

00:20:27.000 There's a lot of people there, maybe 20.

00:20:30.000 They show up and they start making sure everything works and the TVs work and everything.

00:20:34.000 Like when you're a billionaire, you have your personal assistant and then two other like assistant assistants, and then you have your personal chef and you just take them everywhere.

00:20:40.000 Weird, huh?

00:20:42.000 Yeah.

00:20:44.000 And then the tone, I don't know, with the billionaire.

00:20:46.000 It's like, I like breaking people's balls.

00:20:49.000 And it was very, it's very formal.

00:20:52.000 And, you know, you should be nice and listen to what he has to say.

00:20:54.000 And he's a very serious dude.

00:20:56.000 And I'm just like, this is not for me.

00:20:58.000 So I kept sneaking away from the table and pretending that I was going to give his staff a bad Yelp review, which is my new favorite joke.

00:21:03.000 That's going on the Yelp. 0.88

00:21:05.000 And then at one point, she was picking up the plates and I moved my arm up so she touched me and I went, ow!

00:21:10.000 God damn it.

00:21:11.000 Because they're very concerned.

00:21:12.000 They probably are getting paid a fortune.

00:21:14.000 So I pretended that they were about to get fired.

00:21:16.000 Anyway, by the time it's like 8, 9, 10, 11, 11 p.m. there is 12.1.2.

00:21:22.000 I've been drinking all day.

00:21:23.000 We went on like a 10-hour hike that day.

00:21:26.000 So I'm out.

00:21:27.000 So I didn't really do much think tanking.

00:21:30.000 I did a lot of eavesdropping.

00:21:32.000 I got some gossip for you.

00:21:34.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:21:38.000 Here's the consensus on Epstein with the experts.

00:21:40.000 You ready for this, Doozy?

00:21:42.000 Mossad.

00:21:44.000 The Israeli secret police are behind Epstein Island. 0.76

00:21:48.000 And they had noticed that the Democrats were starting to become anti-Zionist, anti-Israel.

00:21:53.000 That's disturbing to them.

00:21:55.000 So they wanted to know why and they wanted to have something on them.

00:21:58.000 So they helped facilitate his island and make sure everything went smooth.

00:22:04.000 What?

00:22:04.000 So they could have stuff on Clinton or get where Clinton's coming from or even have power over Clinton.

00:22:09.000 You see, Epstein Island is selling your soul to Satan.

00:22:14.000 So you don't have to blackmail them.

00:22:16.000 They just, they're in.

00:22:18.000 They're part of the cult.

00:22:21.000 I'm never ever going to stray.

00:22:22.000 So you don't even have to threaten to blackmail me.

00:22:24.000 I just do what you say.

00:22:25.000 Like, it's kind of, I had trouble explaining this to my wife, but like, if you sold your soul to Satan, right?

00:22:32.000 You wouldn't go then later and, or Satan wouldn't come up to you later and go, hey, dude, come on.

00:22:38.000 I have your soul.

00:22:40.000 I need you to do something.

00:22:41.000 You wouldn't go, fuck you, Satan.

00:22:42.000 It's the deal's done.

00:22:44.000 So after that, once you join Epstein Island, you go up to Bill Clinton and you go, hey, I need you to blow up Montana.

00:22:50.000 He goes, oh, fuck, okay.

00:22:53.000 Like they knowingly joined a cult that they knew would control them.

00:22:58.000 So this is getting so close to selling your soul to Satan.

00:23:02.000 It's almost left the realm of analogy and is literal.

00:23:08.000 I want to fuck young, like 12-year-olds.

00:23:10.000 I want to fuck 12-year-olds that bad that I'm just going to like give my soul over.

00:23:15.000 I'm your puppet after that, forever till I die.

00:23:18.000 You think that's literally everything, or there's more stuff that we don't even know?

00:23:21.000 Like, that's just the tip of the iceberg, maybe, which is like a really bad tip of the iceberg.

00:23:25.000 But killing, sacrificing, abducting people, and who the fuck knows?

00:23:32.000 I don't know.

00:23:33.000 Unless it's just that.

00:23:35.000 I have no idea.

00:23:36.000 It's probably more.

00:23:37.000 Yeah.

00:23:38.000 I mean, maybe it was Masada.

00:23:40.000 Maybe it was pro-Israeli forces within America.

00:23:43.000 Who knows?

00:23:46.000 Anyway, the other gossip I got is I was doing this joke.

00:23:49.000 My favorite joke is, yeah, I was drinking a lot and I lost my glasses.

00:23:54.000 I lost my phone.

00:23:56.000 I lost my wallet, my computer.

00:23:58.000 And I thought, I need to make a change in my life.

00:24:01.000 This can't keep happening.

00:24:04.000 And so I got these little things you can put on your keys.

00:24:08.000 And I got one that goes in my glasses and I have one in my wallet.

00:24:12.000 A tile.

00:24:13.000 Tile is for your wallet and everything else.

00:24:15.000 And then the one they put on your glasses is called Orbit.

00:24:18.000 And now I could lose whatever I want.

00:24:20.000 I just find it on my computer.

00:24:22.000 I can make it ring.

00:24:23.000 It can find my phone.

00:24:25.000 It's awesome.

00:24:26.000 Instead of quitting drinking.

00:24:27.000 That's the joke, right?

00:24:28.000 Making a change.

00:24:29.000 That's the kind of jokes they like, I find, these smarties.

00:24:32.000 They like when you're going one way and then you tip it.

00:24:35.000 They like witty jokes.

00:24:37.000 Not so much poo-poo and peepee. 0.99

00:24:40.000 Anyway, there was a guy from Apple there.

00:24:44.000 Now, please don't tell anyone this, and I'm only telling you, but he made me promise not to tell, but here's the scoop.

00:24:51.000 In the next two weeks, they're going to drop a neutron bomb on America.

00:24:57.000 Not literally.

00:24:58.000 Calm down, calm down.

00:24:59.000 They've been working for two years on something way better than tile because he goes, you wasted your money.

00:25:05.000 They're going to develop a thing with a little sticky chip, and you put it on whatever you want, glasses, keys, everything.

00:25:10.000 And not only will it tell you where it is or make it ring or whatever, it'll tell you where in the room, where in the house.

00:25:17.000 It's got this brand new triangulation software that they've copyrighted.

00:25:21.000 And it's going to be, he thinks it's going to be as big as the iPhone.

00:25:24.000 Like, this is their big contribution.

00:25:26.000 Not as big as the iPhone, but you know what I mean?

00:25:27.000 Revolutionize.

00:25:29.000 You know, you put on your kids.

00:25:31.000 No more kidnapping.

00:25:33.000 That's huge.

00:25:35.000 All right.

00:25:35.000 When did we start this?

00:25:38.000 About 26 minutes ago.

00:25:42.000 Here's some gossip that's not just for me.

00:25:45.000 This was public.

00:25:47.000 This is 1-4.

00:25:51.000 I mean, we're not a news show, so I won't spend too much time on this, but I thought this was fucking up.

00:25:55.000 Defense State Department documents reveal Obama administration knew that al-Qaeda terrorists had planned Benghazi attack 10 days in advance.

00:26:05.000 Recently released Defense Intelligence Agency emails from August 2012 reveal that the Obama admin knowingly armed, trained, and funded al-Qaeda and ISIS and expected a caliphate to be set up in eastern Syria.

00:26:20.000 See, this kind of goes back to what I was saying about the Chinese.

00:26:23.000 Like, Obama wasn't this Machiavellian genius ruining the world.

00:26:26.000 He was a fuck-up being manipulated by assholes who were equally retarded. 1.00

00:26:31.000 Go to the DMV.

00:26:33.000 The White House is just that writ large.

00:26:37.000 It's Hollywood for ugly people. 0.99

00:26:39.000 That's what politics is.

00:26:41.000 They also show that the planned attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi was widely known about within the U.S. government 10 days before the attack occurred, and that all the stories about the attack being caused by a video were deliberate lies.

00:26:54.000 And we knew that, right?

00:26:55.000 He had Susan Rice go do the talk show circuit the next day. 0.99

00:27:00.000 And he didn't do the news.

00:27:02.000 He sent Susan Rice to go do like Ellen and The View and all these other bullshit shows. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Good morning, America, because he knew that his base is women and they control elections. 1.00

00:27:15.000 So that'll be about it as far as the hard-hitting stuff goes.

00:27:18.000 This was a cool anti-Trump ad I thought coming out that is going to excite people.

00:27:25.000 Right?

00:27:25.000 Everyone sees these riots and is voting for Trump, right?

00:27:27.000 We're all on the same page here.

00:27:31.000 Make it bigger.

00:27:33.000 Bigger.

00:27:34.000 This is a movement.

00:27:35.000 Wait, you don't need the top and the bottom.

00:27:40.000 Is that going to take a while?

00:27:43.000 This is a movement, I'm telling you.

00:27:45.000 They're not going to stop.

00:27:47.000 And they should not.

00:27:50.000 These people are staring up.

00:27:54.000 The third straight night, Portland police declared a riot.

00:27:58.000 The vast majority of the protests have been peaceful.

00:28:02.000 Over the weekend, 59 officers injured and 47 people arrested.

00:28:08.000 New York City Mayor Bill DeLasio announcing his proposal to cut a billion dollars from the New York City police.

00:28:15.000 We need to completely mismatch the women. 1.00

00:28:40.000 You won't be safe in Joe Biden's awareness.

00:28:43.000 Was that a gang sign?

00:28:45.000 A peace sign guy?

00:28:46.000 Not that I know.

00:28:48.000 Not that you were familiar with gang signs.

00:28:50.000 I'm familiar with a few.

00:28:53.000 Not from personal experience, but I fucking hate these people.

00:28:57.000 Does that kind of jump us to Antifa?

00:28:59.000 Yeah, we might as well do a little bit of Antifa, right?

00:29:02.000 Did you see this?

00:29:04.000 This one's going around, right?

00:29:06.000 This is 2-5.

00:29:07.000 The woman's stealing a pint. 1.00

00:29:09.000 As Tommy Robinson points out, that's the origin of about 90% of the fights in Britain.

00:29:19.000 You want to hear something sick?

00:29:21.000 Oh, one thing that Ann told me the billionaire likes is off-the-wall theories.

00:29:25.000 And I was like, what about this one?

00:29:28.000 Like Palestinians, blacks in America wish there was more law and order. 0.99

00:29:33.000 They wish there was more stop and frisk.

00:29:35.000 Even the ones you see here, they wish they were arrested.

00:29:38.000 Just like a kid with no dad starts acting out looking for discipline.

00:29:42.000 These are just spoiled brats looking for discipline. 1.00

00:29:45.000 They want to be rounded up in a paddy wagon.

00:29:47.000 They want to live in a state that is a hell of a lot more strict because they yearn for the discipline.

00:29:54.000 I got that from the Palestinians because I sensed when I was over there that they saw the wall and they thought, wow, that really put me in my place.

00:30:01.000 I think you're onto something.

00:30:02.000 Good work.

00:30:03.000 Yeah.

00:30:04.000 When I went to jail, I was like, this is like school, but just there's nothing to do.

00:30:09.000 And I was like, I like this.

00:30:11.000 Institutionalism.

00:30:13.000 Isn't that weird?

00:30:14.000 Some people want to be kept in line.

00:30:15.000 And when you don't keep them in line, they act out until you do.

00:30:18.000 It's like when you see that, it's like a black woman thing where she's like, what you going to do, bitch? 1.00

00:30:22.000 Hit me, hit me, hit me, bitch. 1.00

00:30:24.000 You don't have the balls.

00:30:24.000 Hit me, bitch.

00:30:26.000 I think when they're like, arrest me, go ahead, arrest me.

00:30:28.000 They really mean it literally.

00:30:34.000 Because who are these people?

00:30:36.000 BLM are fatherless brats and Antifa are rich cunts whose dad wasn't really around. 1.00

00:30:43.000 He's a hedge squad manager.

00:30:45.000 And so they didn't really have discipline either.

00:30:59.000 I think this is Rochester where some dummy died.

00:31:03.000 But this is my favorite part.

00:31:05.000 This rhinoceros goes over and just drinks her blank. 0.99

00:31:09.000 You could have just smashed that into her face and cut her lips up, but I'm glad you didn't.

00:31:14.000 You're fucking old. 0.91

00:31:15.000 I've had enough of these weak, vulnerable people.

00:31:21.000 What is he wearing?

00:31:31.000 What's it?

00:31:31.000 No justice, no peace.

00:31:33.000 Fuck the police.

00:31:34.000 We out in these streets.

00:31:36.000 It's kind of a good little jingle.

00:31:42.000 And then there's this black woman not having it, 2-6. 0.99

00:31:46.000 I know we've done all this and it's getting tedious.

00:31:49.000 We'll stop soon.

00:31:50.000 But this woman was good because she... 1.00

00:31:53.000 One point said, you killed my brother.

00:31:55.000 What?

00:31:58.000 Move! 0.97

00:31:59.000 Get out of the way! 0.99

00:32:01.000 Because you killed my brother.

00:32:02.000 Move! 0.97

00:32:04.000 Move! 0.97

00:32:06.000 Get out of the way! 0.99

00:32:09.000 So now white, rich white people are stopping black people from getting to where they're going because of racism.

00:32:15.000 No, that's violent.

00:32:17.000 Okay?

00:32:18.000 That's violent.

00:32:19.000 Get out of my way.

00:32:23.000 Get out of my way.

00:32:29.000 You know where that's going.

00:32:30.000 All right, go to 2-7.

00:32:31.000 Everyone's seen this one, right?

00:32:34.000 Carpe donctum.

00:32:35.000 I text him and I go, thanks a lot, fuckface. 0.99

00:32:37.000 Now, this song's going to be in my head for the rest of the week.

00:32:46.000 I've seen nine others like this.

00:32:48.000 He's the winner, though.

00:32:50.000 Yeah, this role.

00:33:04.000 That looks really fun.

00:33:07.000 You think he feels stupid so he's dancing like an idiot on purpose?

00:33:10.000 No, he's trying to get, he doesn't want the two shoes too close to each other because they're both on fire.

00:33:14.000 So he's trying to dance like away with each step.

00:33:17.000 And you know what this really is?

00:33:19.000 City kids don't know gas.

00:33:21.000 Like in the country, you're constantly burning garbage and stuff and starting fires and using gas to do this and that.

00:33:28.000 But they don't realize, like, remember that woman we saw who was getting back at her ex-boyfriend and she just pours an entire can into the car and then lights it.

00:33:37.000 Now, anyone who's burnt garbage in an oil drum, you know that when you throw in that first match, it just goes straight up.

00:33:44.000 So you throw the match in like this.

00:33:46.000 You don't sit there with your head in there.

00:33:48.000 And also, gas is contagious.

00:33:52.000 So if you get it on your wow, that sounds dramatic too.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, gas is contagious.

00:34:06.000 Yeah, so like you get it on you.

00:34:09.000 It's not your shoe that's on fire.

00:34:10.000 It's the gas on your shoe that's on fire that's slowly, slowly making, like if you sat with a lighter and a shoe, it'd probably take you an hour to get anything going.

00:34:20.000 You got to get away from the gas, kiddies.

00:34:24.000 Now, this one is fewer people have seen, but some fucking arsonist piece of shit murderer wants to burn an apartment building down because of police brutality.

00:34:34.000 And look, so he throws the Molotov cocktail down there.

00:34:37.000 Get the fuck out of there, by the way, when you have a pile of gas that hasn't all lit yet.

00:34:42.000 But he decides, ah, no, not on the staircase.

00:34:44.000 I want it to go inside the stairs.

00:34:48.000 So how is that going to work out?

00:34:51.000 Is there volume?

00:34:55.000 Here, let me just pick up the Molotov Poppio.

00:34:58.000 Look, I got it.

00:34:59.000 I'm not dumb.

00:35:00.000 I know how gas works.

00:35:01.000 Here.

00:35:02.000 Let me just pick this up, and then I'll throw it.

00:35:05.000 No.

00:35:10.000 Stop dropping, roll.

00:35:11.000 Stop dropping roll.

00:35:12.000 You're going to spread the gas all over.

00:35:14.000 Yeah.

00:35:14.000 Yeah, what the hell do you do?

00:35:17.000 Well, if you're wearing polyester and you're fucked.

00:35:20.000 Damn.

00:35:20.000 You're going to be that guy.

00:35:30.000 I thought this was funny.

00:35:31.000 You know that when you see someone, there's a tiger?

00:35:34.000 Like, you see a bunch of Bangladeshis and there's a tiger there and they're in a group and they'll go near it and they'll go, and they'll go, what do we, what buddy out?

00:35:41.000 What do they kill Jelly? 1.00

00:35:43.000 Our TikTok.

00:35:44.000 I said, well, you ain't that straight.

00:35:46.000 And they keep getting closer and then pulling back.

00:35:48.000 This is how they react to the police.

00:35:51.000 They're Bangladeshis near a tiger. 1.00

00:36:06.000 Get him out.

00:36:16.000 Get back.

00:36:17.000 Ow, ow, ow. 1.00

00:36:20.000 Not going to get my shield.

00:36:22.000 Is this the right clip?

00:36:23.000 This isn't exactly what I meant.

00:36:25.000 Or maybe they come up after he's getting arrested.

00:36:28.000 He's about halfway in.

00:36:29.000 He's kind of glued himself to his stupid shield.

00:36:33.000 That's a chick. 1.00

00:36:35.000 So many women in these things. 1.00

00:36:38.000 When we were...

00:36:39.000 Oh, there we go.

00:36:39.000 Look.

00:36:40.000 What?

00:36:40.000 Shoves a cop.

00:36:42.000 No way.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:36:45.000 They all start to come in.

00:36:47.000 Maybe they're the hyenas.

00:36:48.000 Yeah, they're more like hyenas going near a lion.

00:36:51.000 Look, now they're right in his face.

00:36:53.000 Oh, oh, the cops.

00:36:54.000 Now they go back.

00:36:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, they're more like hyenas.

00:36:58.000 That was a stupid analogy to begin with, but they're bango duchies. 1.00

00:37:02.000 I like the way dogs treat like little when they see a little bug.

00:37:05.000 They want to sniff it, but then they get scared when it moves.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, please don't do any analogies.

00:37:13.000 Look, they stand and they run.

00:37:16.000 They're like roaches.

00:37:22.000 This was, I thought, great.

00:37:24.000 Jesse Waters, who's good at his job, I'm not going to lie.

00:37:28.000 Although I think he cheated on his wife.

00:37:31.000 Fucking dummy.

00:37:31.000 I think he ended up fucking one of his interns.

00:37:35.000 Right after he had a baby.

00:37:36.000 Whenever there's something like that, like Tom T. Hall.

00:37:40.000 I was listening to that song, I Love a lot.

00:37:44.000 I actually started developing a parody of it, I hate.

00:37:49.000 Because I love to hate.

00:37:50.000 It makes me feel good.

00:37:52.000 And when I was in Montana there enjoying the beautiful wilderness, I was like walking around remembering the things I hate and really enjoying them.

00:38:00.000 I love to hate.

00:38:02.000 It makes me feel good.

00:38:03.000 And the reason I bring this up is because like Jesse Waters, I want to enjoy this clip.

00:38:07.000 But then I think of Tom Teal abandoning his family of five and I'm just like, ah, you talk about how you love children's smiles.

00:38:14.000 How about your own children's smiles, Tom?

00:38:17.000 Fucking dick.

00:38:18.000 Here, allow me to show you what I mean.

00:38:32.000 I hate seeing men's toes piercing in your nose.

00:38:39.000 MSNBC and women. 1.00

00:38:45.000 I hate those furry little snakes.

00:38:50.000 Men who like to bake seafood in general.

00:38:55.000 Veggie dogs.

00:39:00.000 And I hate you too.

00:39:11.000 I hate ratty little gays, poppy IPAs Cops who don't like Trump And funerals I hate people scared of bugs Boxers when they hug Packies chinks and chugs And women who don't take their husbands last name And 1.00

00:39:39.000 I hate you too What else?

00:39:49.000 I hate cookies.

00:39:50.000 I don't know I don't want a cookie that's just a big old sugar dried biscuit thing.

00:39:55.000 I hate rumbas. 0.95

00:39:56.000 I hate robots.

00:39:57.000 I hate the whole talk of robots like they're gonna take over the world.

00:40:00.000 I don't like football.

00:40:02.000 I hate wearing a fucking mask.

00:40:03.000 I'm sick of that shit.

00:40:04.000 I hate Radiohead and I don't think other people like it.

00:40:07.000 I hate sunglasses, long drives, fake tits, expensive scotch. 0.99

00:40:11.000 I don't like scotch in general.

00:40:13.000 I hate it.

00:40:14.000 Dog lovers, I hate barfing. 0.59

00:40:18.000 And I hate you too.

00:40:38.000 Okay, so let's get over Jesse Waters' personal life.

00:40:41.000 None of our business.

00:40:42.000 And enjoy this clip with the Antifa mayor.

00:40:48.000 I don't know.

00:41:00.000 Antifa now a permanent fixture in Portland as the city drowns in turmoil.

00:41:05.000 And the woman running for mayor there says she is Antifa.

00:41:10.000 Joining me now, Sarah Ayana Rohn.

00:41:13.000 Look at those glasses.

00:41:15.000 Mayorial.

00:41:16.000 I'm going to write that name down.

00:41:17.000 Sarah Ayana Rohn.

00:41:22.000 Sarah Ayanna Rohn.

00:41:25.000 Ayana Rohn, right?

00:41:26.000 The N. The Antifa mayorial candidate.

00:41:29.000 All right.

00:41:30.000 Sarah, you condemn the Antifa shooter who killed this Trump supporter in Portland?

00:41:38.000 Listen, all violence is wrong no matter who does it.

00:41:42.000 Okay, so you condemn it.

00:41:44.000 I do.

00:41:44.000 Okay, so you're running against Ted Wheeler, who's become pretty much a laughingstock nationally.

00:41:49.000 Ted Wheeler is the right-wing candidate in this scenario.

00:41:53.000 Crowds have run him out of his appointment.

00:41:55.000 This is what Montana was worried about.

00:41:56.000 That's why it says don't California, my Montana, because they get out of a shithole like California.

00:42:02.000 They go to the Pacific Northwest, like Portland, then they slowly start turning Portland in the shithole they left by electing.

00:42:08.000 Montana has a liberal governor.

00:42:12.000 Which it's like the gun Christian state. 0.87

00:42:14.000 Everyone has a fucking gun and they vote for a liberal.

00:42:21.000 What do you want to do as mayor of Portland?

00:42:24.000 What was that?

00:42:25.000 Coughing.

00:42:26.000 Whoever's recording this, I suppose, is coughing.

00:42:29.000 Well, what an idiot.

00:42:30.000 Yeah.

00:42:32.000 Specifically, what do you want to do to the police there?

00:42:37.000 It's good to oppose fascism.

00:42:39.000 No matter our color, most Americans just want to live without fear of disease.

00:42:43.000 She's reading.

00:42:44.000 You see that?

00:42:45.000 She's reading.

00:42:49.000 But incompetent businessmen are running us into the ground.

00:42:52.000 Trump is more focused on Portland than he is on the COVID deaths of 200,000 Americans.

00:42:57.000 Lady, if you're going to read, try not to have cue cards that are a third of a mile wide. 0.81

00:43:02.000 I'm watching your eyes go, woo.

00:43:04.000 Does IMAX make your teleprompter, you stupid idiot?

00:43:08.000 What are you going to do in Portland to straighten things out?

00:43:13.000 Listen, I'm going to demand equal enforcement of the law.

00:43:16.000 If Trump wants to hold every vandal responsible for graffiti, then we should hold Trump responsible for pissing all over the Constitution.

00:43:23.000 We should hold Portland's mayor accountable for the family.

00:43:25.000 So you're not really running against Ted Wheeler.

00:43:27.000 You're running against Donald Trump.

00:43:29.000 Now, do you support this Antifa violence that's wreaked havoc across that city?

00:43:35.000 I have said again and again that violence is wrong no matter who does it.

00:43:39.000 So why do you call yourself the Antifa mayor?

00:43:42.000 Because it's good to oppose fascism.

00:43:44.000 Americans want to live without fear.

00:43:46.000 And what we're seeing now is every answer is scripted.

00:43:50.000 Current mayor is more focused on Donald Trump than on listening to the people of his city and reining in his police force.

00:43:56.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:43:57.000 She just said the problem with Ted Wheeler is he's totally focused on Trump and she's completely focused on Trump.

00:44:03.000 Ted Wheeler's not a fascist and you're running him out of town and you're destroying all these businesses that aren't run by fascists.

00:44:10.000 So why are you committing all the violence or why are your bands of supporters committing violence?

00:44:16.000 Why are you saying that I'm committing violence?

00:44:18.000 These people, I don't control these people.

00:44:20.000 They don't answer to me.

00:44:21.000 Meanwhile, the police.

00:44:22.000 Wait, Trump supporters answer to him and he controls them?

00:44:26.000 How does that work?

00:44:32.000 Violence among the police is what begets the violence in the streets.

00:44:36.000 Kenosha begets Portland.

00:44:38.000 You don't want the Antifa people attacking police officers, do you?

00:44:43.000 I don't want anyone attacking anyone, but right now in a minute.

00:44:46.000 Yeah, it's amazing that they're getting away with this because they have the media and the DNC and obviously the political background supporting Antifa, but the media is hiding other worst of these riots.

00:44:56.000 They started going into people's homes.

00:44:58.000 This isn't in my notes, but you won't see this anywhere.

00:45:02.000 I should have included this in my notes, but they've gone from like, no justice, no sleep, or wake up, motherfucker, wake up.

00:45:08.000 Out in the streets.

00:45:08.000 Yeah, out of your house and into the streets.

00:45:10.000 And now there's footage of them climbing up.

00:45:12.000 You know how people's homes have that sort of outdoor porch awning and you can climb up on that?

00:45:17.000 In fact, the woman who got raped when he said, Luck, hide your wife, hide your kids.

00:45:21.000 That's how that guy got in.

00:45:22.000 He went on top of the thing and into the window.

00:45:24.000 So they're going into like second floor windows of people's homes.

00:45:28.000 You got that anywhere?

00:45:32.000 Like, put up, look up going into people's homes.

00:45:37.000 I typed that.

00:45:37.000 Here's a couple videos from Breitbart.

00:45:40.000 But they spray painted the San Jose's Mayor.

00:45:44.000 Yeah, we talked about that last week, right?

00:45:46.000 But it was similar to that.

00:45:48.000 Yeah, but they.

00:45:49.000 So there's that.

00:45:52.000 Oh, and there's that.

00:45:53.000 Anyway, it's not easy to see because the media doesn't want you to, but they're going into homes.

00:46:06.000 You know, it's funny.

00:46:08.000 New York isn't an open carry state, so I can't go out onto my front lawn with my gun.

00:46:13.000 Or I could if I felt like I was threatened, but I couldn't say go to the end of my driveway and on my road if there's a bunch of them coming and say, guys, for your own good, don't come down here or we're going to kill you.

00:46:24.000 You know, warn them.

00:46:26.000 I have to wait until my front door opens and then be like, I wish I could have warned you, but kill them all.

00:46:34.000 So it actually is more dangerous for these people to have New York not be an open carry.

00:46:38.000 Because when people see guns, they tend not to commit crimes.

00:46:42.000 Like Montana, which is an open carry state.

00:46:47.000 If you have a license there, you go in, buy a handgun, it's yours.

00:46:51.000 If you don't, then you have to wait six months.

00:46:54.000 And then it's yours.

00:46:56.000 In New York, you have to wait 600 years.

00:47:01.000 But yeah, go to 3-1.

00:47:03.000 You're wondering why you see these people arrested, but it never seems to go anywhere, unlike Max and John who get four years.

00:47:10.000 Wait, that's 41?

00:47:12.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

00:47:12.000 It is.

00:47:12.000 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 That's 31.

00:47:14.000 Sorry, 31.

00:47:15.000 Yeah.

00:47:16.000 These prosecutors are saying we're not going to participate.

00:47:21.000 I really don't care for all the George Soros talk that goes around on the right because there are many wealthy people who fund many things we often don't talk about.

00:47:30.000 I mean, you've got the Mercers. 1.00

00:47:32.000 I think Peter Thiel funds some stuff.

00:47:34.000 I know he does big tech or whatever.

00:47:35.000 You've got the Koch brothers.

00:47:37.000 We get it.

00:47:38.000 And there are many other people on the left, Tom Steyer, Mike Bloomberg.

00:47:41.000 There are lots of rich people that fund lots of things that I don't like.

00:47:46.000 It's really irksome to me that everyone's like, but what about George Soros?

00:47:49.000 And I'm like, and what about Mackenzie Bezos?

00:47:51.000 And what about the Mercers? 0.98

00:47:53.000 Come on, man.

00:47:54.000 Rich people do this.

00:47:55.000 That's why I don't like money in politics.

00:47:57.000 I don't know how you solve that problem, but I don't care what political wing they're a part of.

00:48:01.000 I just don't like the idea that individuals have that much undue influence over our society.

00:48:06.000 Just hold on a sec, Tim.

00:48:07.000 I was just at a billionaire think tank thing this weekend where candidates need to be funded.

00:48:13.000 So that's what they do.

00:48:14.000 That doesn't seem that bad to me.

00:48:16.000 Funding a candidate who's going to, like Laura Loomer has spent most of her campaign fundraising.

00:48:21.000 This is different.

00:48:22.000 This is a DA who is saying, I'm not going to follow the law.

00:48:28.000 This is drastically different.

00:48:29.000 Now, I assume I can't take Tim Poole in very large doses, but I assume he's going to get there shortly.

00:48:34.000 But yeah, this is why Antifa gets away with it.

00:48:37.000 They got away with it the night of my talk because, and I just learned this, you guys, within the past two and a half years.

00:48:44.000 Antifa has infiltrated the justice system.

00:48:47.000 Judges are social justice warriors.

00:48:50.000 DAs, prosecutors are social justice warriors.

00:48:52.000 I always thought of them as these grizzled blue-collar guys in suits.

00:48:56.000 You know, you don't make much as a DA.

00:48:58.000 You make like 60 grand a year and you go there every day and you've got a cigarette and you're trying to help this guy who robbed a bank or something and you're sweating and all right, here's what we're going to do.

00:49:08.000 But no, they're fucking SJ dubs who went to Brown and have huge tits. 1.00

00:49:14.000 It is a disaster.

00:49:16.000 All right, last item.

00:49:18.000 The hypocrisy here is shocking.

00:49:20.000 Proud boys go to jail.

00:49:22.000 The DA works together with Antifa to make sure they don't go.

00:49:25.000 And that's why I hope Antifa realizes that they are the establishment.

00:49:30.000 You know, Tommy Robinson was thrown in jail because he was anti-establishment.

00:49:34.000 So if you were against Tommy Robinson, you were on the side of the judges and the magistrates and the authorities, the politicians.

00:49:42.000 If you're pro-Antifa, you are pro-fascism.

00:49:45.000 You are pro-the government, the DNC, the media.

00:49:48.000 That's your side.

00:49:50.000 And they're totally blatant about it.

00:49:53.000 Like there was that death in Rochester no one gives a shit about.

00:49:56.000 And there was an assistant principal there who was on camera and he was just yelling, fuck the police at the camera.

00:50:02.000 This guy's an assistant principal.

00:50:06.000 And he knows he won't lose his job.

00:50:08.000 He knows nothing will happen to him.

00:50:10.000 And so he's saying, fuck the police, America.

00:50:14.000 Folks, it's Steve Laseko, president of the local chapter of the National Association for Multicultural Education.

00:50:23.000 In an act of protest this evening, we marched west on Court Street.

00:50:28.000 And we didn't do anything but chant and sing all the way halfway across the bridge.

00:50:34.000 At which point we met the Rochester Police Department.

00:50:37.000 And guess what happened?

00:50:39.000 Our peacekeepers ended up shooting pepper spray at us for singing and chanting and telling them what a shitty ass job they were doing.

00:50:47.000 They can fuck right off, America. 1.00

00:50:50.000 Fuck the police.

00:50:51.000 Fuck Rochester Police Department.

00:50:53.000 He's recording this himself and putting it out there.

00:50:56.000 This school principal.

00:50:59.000 Yet you have the News Tribune, you have a teacher 3-3, a teacher whose alleged connections to a white supremacy group still going with that fucking narrative.

00:51:09.000 Are we?

00:51:10.000 Actually, it's getting stronger.

00:51:11.000 We're investigated at a previous job and is now working at Tacoma Public Schools, has been placed on administrative leave.

00:51:17.000 So a Tacoma teacher who was caught being a proud boy is now on administrative leave.

00:51:25.000 Tacoma Public Schools is aware of community concern that one of our newly hired teachers is a member of a hate group.

00:51:31.000 The district posted on Twitter Thursday morning, the district performs background and reference jacks, blah, blah, blah.

00:51:37.000 We take these matters very seriously.

00:51:38.000 We've started an investigation, yada, yada, yada.

00:51:41.000 So he'll get fired.

00:51:42.000 But the assistant principal can encourage you to fuck the police.

00:51:48.000 And I don't mean sex silly.

00:51:50.000 All right, that's enough of that shit.

00:51:52.000 By the way, here's something fun.

00:51:54.000 I'm listening to that guy talk about black.

00:51:55.000 He's got Black Lives Matter and he's such a white person.

00:51:58.000 And I'm realizing that all of this shit, all of this black rights stuff is really just rich white people shit. 0.92

00:52:05.000 It's rich white people telling other white people that they're better than them.

00:52:09.000 That's what it's always been.

00:52:10.000 But you want a perfect example of this?

00:52:11.000 Google the founder of the NAACP.

00:52:17.000 What does that stand for again?

00:52:18.000 Advancement of color people? 0.96

00:52:20.000 The national...

00:52:27.000 No, go back.

00:52:29.000 Wikipedia is politically correct, so they're going to hide this.

00:52:31.000 Maybe do images.

00:52:40.000 Go down a bit.

00:52:42.000 Well, there you go.

00:52:43.000 That tells you something right there.

00:52:45.000 They threw in a token black on the left.

00:52:47.000 But the actual guy...

00:52:48.000 That seems a little rich.

00:52:51.000 Yeah, I guess they were Jewish.

00:52:53.000 But the actual guy, the main guy, the founder, is this elaborate aristocrat who looks like Oscar Wilde with like a big collar on and an ascot.

00:53:03.000 And then the second founder, the second biggest, is this woman who looks like Amelia Earhart with little pins in her hair, a nice fancy dress.

00:53:12.000 I guess that's them now.

00:53:13.000 I guess it's Henry Moskowitz and Mary Wilde Orlington.

00:53:17.000 Ovington, yeah.

00:53:19.000 They're just fucking rich white people.

00:53:21.000 All of this shit is just rich white people prancing around.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, there, there.

00:53:27.000 That's the perfect one.

00:53:28.000 That's what I'm looking for.

00:53:29.000 Blow that up.

00:53:29.000 Henry Moskowitz.

00:53:31.000 That's the guy I was talking about.

00:53:33.000 Look at him.

00:53:36.000 The Association for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.

00:53:41.000 Perfect.

00:53:42.000 How perfect is that?

00:53:43.000 And we're still going strong.

00:53:47.000 All right.

00:53:47.000 That's a good segue into white guilt.

00:53:51.000 So much of the news is just black failure, white guilt, right? 0.93

00:53:57.000 So these guys trick these two girls into saying the N-word, and it is delicious. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Holy shit, we've been doing this a long time, haven't we?

00:54:09.000 I'm looking.

00:54:09.000 Oh, sorry, one, six.

00:54:10.000 Okay.

00:54:17.000 Wow.

00:54:19.000 And happy birthday to Nick Gurr if you're watching.

00:54:22.000 Someone in chat wants me to say that.

00:54:23.000 Hap baby, Nick Gurr.

00:54:26.000 All right, we do have also honorable coaches.

00:54:30.000 You start to realize it?

00:54:32.000 If you're watching, someone in chat wants me to say that.

00:54:34.000 Hap baby, Nick Gur.

00:54:37.000 All right.

00:54:38.000 Awesome honorable coaches.

00:54:41.000 Happy birthday to Nick Gur.

00:54:42.000 That's amazing.

00:54:43.000 This is kind of ancient news, but have you heard of this race to dinner?

00:54:48.000 It's an Indian chick and a black chick.

00:54:51.000 And what you do is a bunch of women get together and Sarah Rao, you were right, and Regina Jackson, they'll come to your house for $2,500. 0.91

00:55:03.000 You can do race to breakfast, race to brunch.

00:55:06.000 I believe they're all $2,500.

00:55:09.000 So I would just do the dinner.

00:55:11.000 And they will just tell you why you're racist and how you can improve.

00:55:15.000 It's a white gilt dinner you can buy.

00:55:18.000 It's pretty tempting to fucking do that and record it, dude.

00:55:22.000 Yeah.

00:55:24.000 That's a great question.

00:55:25.000 Okay.

00:55:27.000 Have hidden cameras and just tear them in new access.

00:55:31.000 I'd pay $2,500 for that.

00:55:35.000 Do you mind if I film it?

00:55:36.000 Just so we can have that?

00:55:38.000 On record?

00:55:39.000 Or what if they might recognize you, right?

00:55:42.000 So we set it up for somebody else.

00:55:44.000 Maybe not even me, maybe two other people, and we're just watching.

00:55:47.000 We have them mic'd.

00:55:48.000 And then we come in and say...

00:55:50.000 Because they might immediately recognize.

00:55:51.000 And then they'll go, I just came to talk.

00:55:53.000 And they'll go, why do you have condoms and wine coolers there?

00:55:56.000 And they'll go, I was going to tell them not to do it.

00:56:00.000 I wasn't going to take the money.

00:56:01.000 Just going to hang out.

00:56:03.000 Look at the page.

00:56:04.000 17.

00:56:08.000 It's really nice.

00:56:11.000 White woman, let's talk about racism and your complicity. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Look at the, is that one of them?

00:56:15.000 Is that the Indian? 0.97

00:56:17.000 Because she sure is passing.

00:56:20.000 White women. 1.00

00:56:21.000 You know why this is a thing?

00:56:24.000 Because it can be.

00:56:24.000 It's the same reason dogs lick their balls.

00:56:27.000 The reason they didn't choose white men.

00:56:28.000 Like, what if they said, white tradesmen?

00:56:31.000 It's time you learned it.

00:56:32.000 They'd just say, go fuck yourself, bitch. 1.00

00:56:34.000 But white women listen, so they get prosecuted. 1.00

00:56:37.000 It's the same way we were talking with Maddie about the way they treat ex-cons in these anger management bullshit classes. 0.92

00:56:42.000 We have to draw a picture of your son and get preached to about racism.

00:56:48.000 But yeah, so much of this assumption is white people tend to have money.

00:56:54.000 Black people tend to be in prison. 1.00

00:56:55.000 Ergo, it's not fair.

00:56:58.000 But it's possible that the white people that you're talking about are doing well because they busted their ass and the black people that you're talking about are in prison because they committed crimes. 0.76

00:57:07.000 At least be open to that possibility.

00:57:09.000 There's a flaw with the logic where you say like, hey, there's not a lot of short, fat Asians in the NBA.

00:57:16.000 That must be because of prejudice.

00:57:17.000 Maybe short fat Asians don't play basketball very well. 1.00

00:57:23.000 It's possible.

00:57:25.000 And go to 19.

00:57:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:57:33.000 Get a little load job here.

00:57:38.000 There we go.

00:57:40.000 That's it.

00:57:41.000 An 18-year-old with a two-week old baby was shot dead Wednesday just outside Prospect Park on his way to a vigil for a 42-year-old who'd been shot dead Sunday after he'd gone to a vigil for a 28-year-old who'd been shot dead the previous Wednesday.

00:57:57.000 This is my fault.

00:57:59.000 I did this with my systemic racism.

00:58:01.000 Is that it?

00:58:01.000 No after-school programs, no organic food?

00:58:05.000 Really?

00:58:06.000 I'll tell you why this problem is systemic.

00:58:10.000 Because of rap culture, drug culture, gang culture, and most importantly, fatherlessness.

00:58:17.000 Where does fatherlessness come from?

00:58:19.000 The government paid black women to not be in a relationship.

00:58:24.000 No dad, no discipline.

00:58:30.000 Look at their world.

00:58:31.000 The world, like this funny thing about these white people, like the founder of the NAACP, the funny thing about them is they don't They've never been to East New York. 0.50

00:58:39.000 They've never been to Harlem.

00:58:40.000 They've never been to Baltimore.

00:58:42.000 So they don't know what a day is like.

00:58:44.000 If they could you know how you do a ride along with cops, there should be a hood along. 0.98

00:58:48.000 Like look at this.

00:58:48.000 I've watched this video 900 times.

00:58:51.000 2-0.

00:58:56.000 Sometimes I think my whole show could just be Vincent Par Vincent James' parlor.

00:59:02.000 We might have to watch it a couple times.

00:59:17.000 The guy across the street shooting.

00:59:19.000 Oh my god.

00:59:20.000 Yeah, he shoots out of nowhere.

00:59:22.000 Okay, so let's start again.

00:59:23.000 So the guy in the front of the car with the mask on, he sees the guy that's off camera.

00:59:28.000 And instead of running or ducking, he goes, what you gonna do, bitch? 0.96

00:59:32.000 Come on, get me, get me right here. 0.85

00:59:34.000 Shoot me, shoot me. 0.87

00:59:35.000 So the guy does.

00:59:36.000 He somehow escapes.

00:59:38.000 There's a guy in the red hat who's about to come in on the top left of the screen.

00:59:42.000 He's on his phone at the beginning.

00:59:43.000 And then he's just like, as he hears the gunshots, again, he doesn't hit the man.

00:59:47.000 He's just like, geez, there's lots of shooting going on.

00:59:50.000 That might be movies tricking kids into thinking that bullets don't hit you.

00:59:54.000 And then he gets clipped so hard, his hat goes flying off like a cartoon.

00:59:59.000 And you see his whole body get stiff.

01:00:02.000 So the first guy said, go ahead, shoot me.

01:00:04.000 Now that's the guy with the red hat going, what the hell's going on?

01:00:07.000 Boom.

01:00:08.000 I think we're watching a man die.

01:00:09.000 I guess we're watching a snuff movie.

01:00:13.000 And there he is, just losing his consciousness.

01:00:16.000 Everybody's got guns right there.

01:00:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:18.000 Even the people across the street.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, they start shooting back.

01:00:22.000 Like when that, if you're not watching the guy in the red hat, you'll see up there, everyone is shooting back.

01:00:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:29.000 You see a like a guess glass?

01:00:31.000 Like you see some.

01:00:34.000 So this is...

01:00:37.000 There's a lot of problems in the black community.

01:00:40.000 It's not the cops.

01:00:41.000 In fact, the cops are the black community's only cope. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Jordan Peterson talks about this in 2-1, about the Kulaks who were seen as evil because they were making money and doing okay.

01:00:58.000 And it's not because white people aren't privileged.

01:01:02.000 You know, we have all sorts of privileges, and most people have privileges of all sorts, and you should be grateful for your privileges and work to deserve them, I would say.

01:01:10.000 But the idea that you can target an ethnic group with a collective crime, regardless of the specific innocence or guilt of the constituent elements of that group, there is absolutely nothing that's more racist than that.

01:01:23.000 It's absolutely abhorrent.

01:01:25.000 I can't.

01:01:33.000 If you really want to know more about that sort of thing, you should read about the Kulaks in the Soviet Union in the 1920s, K-U-L-A-K-S, because they were farmers who were very productive.

01:01:44.000 They were the most productive element of the agricultural strata in Russia.

01:01:50.000 And they were virtually all killed or raped and robbed by the collectivists who insisted that because they showed signs of wealth, they were criminals and robbers.

01:02:05.000 And one of the consequences of the prosecution of the Kulaks was the death of six million Ukrainians from a famine in the 1930s. 0.74

01:02:12.000 The idea collectively held guilt at the level of the individual as a legal put genocide into the global vocabulary and led Hitler to see it as an option.

01:02:27.000 So there's this myth, this myth of white privilege.

01:02:31.000 Like even when if your daddy's rich, yeah, the reason you make money is so your kids can have it.

01:02:38.000 Workaholics don't really make money for themselves. 1.00

01:02:41.000 They don't really want like a Ferrari in silk sheets.

01:02:43.000 They want their kids to be taken care of.

01:02:46.000 And in many ways, there's black privilege.

01:02:49.000 There's liberal privilege.

01:02:50.000 You see with these arrests.

01:02:52.000 You see with Max and John in prison for being patriots while everyone else gets free to go.

01:02:56.000 And it reminds me of this Chris Rock bit where he said, I can prove that we live in a racist country.

01:03:03.000 No one wants to be black. 1.00

01:03:04.000 Why is it that the worst shit?

01:03:06.000 Well, here, I'll play it for you.

01:03:08.000 It ain't us shit.

01:03:10.000 Shit, there ain't no white man in this room that would change places with me.

01:03:14.000 None of them.

01:03:15.000 None of you would change places with me.

01:04:14.000 I also want to call out all these white New Yorkers who waited four hours with us to be able to speak and then did not give up their time to black and brown indigenous New Yorkers who thought that Jessica Krug has got some balls,

01:04:32.000 doesn't she?

01:04:34.000 La Bombera, she called herself.

01:04:36.000 Jess La Bombera.

01:04:38.000 I assume everyone knows who that last person was and the first person.

01:04:41.000 Jessica Krug was like Sean King and Dola Zal and that theater dude and countless others. 1.00

01:04:47.000 She was a white Jew from Kansas City who couldn't have grown up less black, who came to Georgetown, became an African-American studies professor, wrote books about it, and then devoted Most of her life to shitting on white people as an Afro-Hispanic and even with an affected accent. 0.89

01:05:07.000 Yo, Indigenous New Yorkers, I'm from the South Bronx, yo.

01:05:11.000 Meanwhile, she was like a funny, goofy white girl. 1.00

01:05:14.000 Actually, when they showed a picture of her in high school, I thought, that's the kind of girl I used to hang out with in high school, 21B.

01:05:27.000 Kind of goofy, kind of punky.

01:05:32.000 Those are like all the girls that I would try to lay and hang out with. 1.00

01:05:35.000 Not the one on the right as much.

01:05:38.000 Like, she got a perm.

01:05:43.000 And she made her nose bigger. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Did she?

01:05:47.000 Well, I think it grew, but I think as a brunette, that nose makes more sense. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Yeah.

01:05:55.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:55.000 Like, what a weirdo.

01:05:57.000 Oh, yeah, that's black privilege. 0.89

01:05:59.000 We should separate that little Chris Rock thing we made and put it on the old parliament.

01:06:04.000 Ghetto social media.

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 All right.

01:06:06.000 So we'll end the show right before the mailbag with this Proud Boys guy.

01:06:13.000 So speaking of a much less dramatic version of what you saw earlier with the kid who was shot at the Vigil, who was shot at the Vigil, who was shot at the Vigil, that Patriot Prayer guy who was shot by that Antifa, they had a vigil for him.

01:06:29.000 And then this black nationalist shows up and runs over one of the Proud Boys.

01:06:37.000 Crunched him.

01:06:39.000 There they were before that.

01:06:42.000 So they've identified the guy, two, three.

01:06:45.000 I don't think he's been arrested.

01:06:47.000 I'm not sure.

01:06:48.000 The police refused to give up his name.

01:06:51.000 And apparently he was a Mongol.

01:06:54.000 Now, I tread very lightly when I discuss gangs like the Mongols and the Pagans. 1.00

01:06:59.000 Sorry, motorcycle clubs.

01:07:01.000 They were known to some people in the media, they were known as whites-only kind of racist.

01:07:07.000 So it's weird that they had a black nationalist on.

01:07:09.000 But I heard through the grapevine that he got booted for not shutting up about Antifa stuff.

01:07:18.000 These fucking Antifa motherfuckers fucking ran this guy over in the fucking parking lot.

01:07:23.000 This is all so bizarre.

01:07:25.000 There's no blacks in the Pacific Northwest.

01:07:28.000 And for these people to be so obsessed with stopping Nazis from what?

01:07:37.000 Anyway, he's got severe brain bleeding, pressure in his head.

01:07:41.000 I think his eardrum is destroyed.

01:07:45.000 There's a fundraiser, 2-4.

01:07:51.000 Yeah.

01:07:52.000 How do they find that?

01:07:54.000 Laura Tabloski? 0.96

01:07:56.000 It was $3,000 yesterday.

01:07:58.000 That's cool.

01:08:00.000 Lauren Tabloski.

01:08:01.000 You can figure it out.

01:08:02.000 It's literally Shane was involved in a hit and run.

01:08:05.000 It looks to be the gofundme.com slash F slash Shane was involved in hit and run.

01:08:09.000 Okay, so you can find it there.

01:08:12.000 But go back to 2-3.

01:08:17.000 There he's in his truck, but no, keep going.

01:08:22.000 There's just this line that really rubs me the wrong way.

01:08:25.000 Oh, in the actual article?

01:08:26.000 Text?

01:08:27.000 Yeah, go down.

01:08:29.000 Wait, go up.

01:08:30.000 Go up, sorry.

01:08:31.000 Up, up, up, up, up.

01:08:33.000 So that picture with the black fist, he looks like he was white, raised by his white mom and his black dad peaced out pretty early in the game, right? 0.63

01:08:42.000 Those guys are always the most adamant about their blackness. 0.99

01:08:45.000 The ones who have had zero black experience with their life.

01:08:48.000 But if you go down, go down to the next picture.

01:08:53.000 No, not that picture.

01:08:54.000 That one.

01:08:56.000 Look at the quote note below that where they're kneeling.

01:08:59.000 Blow that up a bit.

01:09:04.000 And I bet he has a black, fake black accent. 1.00

01:09:07.000 Most people who say they don't like racism just talk about it, and words are worthless without action.

01:09:11.000 And it's sad how many people are too cowardly to stand up for their supposed beliefs.

01:09:15.000 If you are racist, run far, far away from my brothers and I because we will take action against anyone who ignorantly and blindly hates against someone for their skin color or demographics.

01:09:26.000 I'm happy to be about a crew that's nothing but solid good people.

01:09:31.000 And then you go up, go up to the picture a little bit, like blow that up.

01:09:37.000 So these guys are sitting around with their facial tattoos committing to each other.

01:09:41.000 Guys, when we find racism, no matter what, we have to stand up and fight the guy.

01:09:47.000 Like, have you ever been to Portland?

01:09:49.000 It's like Montana.

01:09:51.000 It's just cargo shorts and rain and rainproof coats.

01:09:56.000 Patagonia.

01:09:56.000 Patagonia and hiking boots.

01:10:00.000 Do you think you're in the 50s?

01:10:05.000 And that bottom left picture, his hair is looking pretty unnappy.

01:10:09.000 It's like my friend Bo, who's Irish.

01:10:13.000 Apparently there was a sit-down with Proud Boys and Mongols.

01:10:17.000 Huh.

01:10:18.000 Mongols have a rule where if you disparage them in any way, the Mongol who hears that has to go and beat the living shit, maybe kill you. 0.74

01:10:27.000 It cannot be disparaged.

01:10:29.000 I think they're great.

01:10:30.000 I think they're fantastic.

01:10:32.000 And they got rid of that bad guy.

01:10:35.000 Yeah, they did.

01:10:35.000 That's a great call, seriously.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, I told you.

01:10:37.000 He was ousted for being a black nationalist.

01:10:39.000 Were you watching the show?

01:10:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:41.000 But I just want to say the Mongols did a great job with that.

01:10:43.000 Great job, guys.

01:10:44.000 Great job.

01:10:45.000 Nobody's going to go.

01:10:45.000 Great job.

01:10:46.000 Great gang.

01:10:48.000 A group.

01:10:49.000 Not a gang.

01:10:49.000 Great motorcycle club.

01:10:51.000 The media calls him a gang.

01:10:53.000 All right, I think we're ready to wind it down here.

01:10:55.000 Let's see what the mailbag has to say.

01:10:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a ten.

01:11:03.000 Let's turn the private segment.

01:11:09.000 Let me touch it.

01:11:11.000 Oh, we didn't ask you, Ryan, how your little weekend was.

01:11:14.000 You finally got to see your grandparents?

01:11:16.000 I did after quarantining, after the boat Trump parade.

01:11:20.000 It was a great time.

01:11:21.000 Great weekend, just nice and relaxed.

01:11:23.000 Did you manage to convince them that Biden is a fucking lunatic?

01:11:27.000 You know what?

01:11:27.000 America's burning?

01:11:28.000 I got them to the point where I'm showing her so many things on the left that she doesn't agree with.

01:11:32.000 And she's like, I didn't know that that's what the Democrats stood for.

01:11:35.000 I was like, yeah, it's just, you know, good or bad, satanic or Christian, basically. 0.96

01:11:39.000 And she was like, well, maybe I just won't vote at all.

01:11:41.000 Or she said, it seems like maybe not voting is like the kind of best thing to do.

01:11:45.000 I was like, that's a start.

01:11:46.000 Close.

01:11:47.000 It's a start.

01:11:48.000 You're one away.

01:11:49.000 I was like, You know how happy it would make me if you voted for the guy whose hat I wear all the time and I tell you all the reasons why he rules?

01:11:55.000 She's like, Yeah.

01:11:57.000 So I was talking to a guy about that today, and I said, that's the biggest problem with the left right now is they have this massive, and for us, I mean, they have this massive voting block of 30 million people who have no idea who Joe Biden is or how retarded he is. 0.89

01:12:12.000 They have no idea what the riots are because all they really have, there's two main news sources with Hispanics, and neither of them are remotely right-wing. 0.96

01:12:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:12:21.000 Just Univision, and I forget the other one.

01:12:23.000 I was watching ABC 7, and it's like cartoonish.

01:12:27.000 They were like, unrest in America, and they showed a little snippet of riots.

01:12:31.000 And then the story was how the guy in the car pushed through the protesters in Times Square.

01:12:36.000 Remember that?

01:12:37.000 Where the car pushed through the guys blocking them?

01:12:40.000 That was the unrest.

01:12:42.000 They showed one looted window thing.

01:12:44.000 Well, you know, it is kind of a mathematical trick.

01:12:46.000 The protests are mostly peaceful.

01:12:50.000 World War II was mostly peaceful, too.

01:12:52.000 If you took 100% of the land mass that World War II was on and you counted every hour of the entire war, you'd probably see like 90% peace.

01:13:04.000 New York City on 9-11, mostly peaceful.

01:13:06.000 Mostly peaceful.

01:13:06.000 Not upper east side, upper west side.

01:13:09.000 There were 7 million people in New York City.

01:13:11.000 Only 3,000 died that day.

01:13:13.000 Within a five-block radius, it was actually.

01:13:15.000 It was only a very tiny part of Manhattan.

01:13:18.000 Good point.

01:13:19.000 All air traffic went mostly well that day.

01:13:23.000 99.999% of air traffic that day was peaceful.

01:13:27.000 Correct.

01:13:29.000 What's up, Dodes?

01:13:30.000 After purchasing an Invade Greenland t-shirt today, I had a thought.

01:13:33.000 Maybe this might go to the suggestion box, but fuck it.

01:13:35.000 Make a Detective Shitty and or Mayor of the Fag Zone shirt with Rygai's face on it in some way. 0.96

01:13:40.000 Some guy did a really good drawing of you as the fag zone. 1.00

01:13:43.000 Yeah, I mean, the detective shitty.

01:13:45.000 A couple of those.

01:13:45.000 One of them, I was in a magazine and had like a big head.

01:13:48.000 Oh, we have a new regular on the show.

01:13:51.000 Maybe we should introduce her. 0.99

01:13:53.000 Computer!

01:13:54.000 What is the fag zone? 0.85

01:13:58.000 A response from an Amazon customer about muscle trash bags says, Small bags, less than 0.6 mil.

01:14:05.000 A guess.

01:14:06.000 Good for bathroom can dot 18 inches tall and 18 inches across. 1.00

01:14:10.000 No heavy stuff.

01:14:11.000 Bags will tear.

01:14:13.000 Was that helpful?

01:14:14.000 Yes, computer, that was perfect.

01:14:17.000 See, this is why I hate robots.

01:14:20.000 I would surely buy it if you made it.

01:14:22.000 And if I have to, I'll make the design.

01:14:23.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:14:25.000 We don't know if we could trust this robot.

01:14:27.000 Can I try?

01:14:27.000 Hey, computer, what is communism?

01:14:31.000 According to Wikipedia, communism is a philosophical, social, political, economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of a communist society, namely a socio-economic order structured upon the ideas of common ownership of the means of production.

01:14:49.000 Computer, who is Gavin McInnes?

01:14:53.000 According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer and far-right political commentator.

01:14:59.000 McInnes is known for his controversial promotion of violence against political opponents.

01:15:04.000 Born in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England, and immigrating to Canada at a young age, McInnes graduated from Carleton University in Ottawa before moving to Montreal and co-founding Vice magazine with Sarouche Alvey and Shane Smith.

01:15:19.000 Thanks, bitch. 1.00

01:15:21.000 Check out this clip from your buddies, spelled wrong, at Rebel.

01:15:24.000 This nut looks and acts like a female copper cap. 0.99

01:15:29.000 Can't wait.

01:15:31.000 I don't want to be around somebody who's an angry mascara. 0.89

01:15:34.000 I'm not sticking around if she's going to stay without a mask on.

01:15:39.000 No, I'm not sticking around with her without a mask on.

01:15:41.000 Tell her to put on a mask and let me say.

01:15:44.000 Tell her to put on a mask and I'm going to go to the house.

01:15:49.000 But I don't necessarily want an apology.

01:15:53.000 I would just like them to be educated.

01:15:55.000 Stupid.

01:15:56.000 You're not.

01:15:57.000 You're just ignorant.

01:15:58.000 Do your research.

01:16:01.000 That kind of looks like coppergap.

01:16:04.000 It does.

01:16:04.000 It sounds.

01:16:05.000 Hey guys, I love your work.

01:16:06.000 Here's a meme video I made about Kyle shooting a pedophile Antifa terrorist.

01:16:11.000 Feel free to share it in any way.

01:16:12.000 Come train with me next time you're in Florida.

01:16:15.000 Okay, maybe at the peak of February, I might be able to take the weather.

01:16:19.000 Then it's only like 78.

01:16:24.000 Shoot me, nigga. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Rest on me, but that's for real.

01:16:31.000 Yes, they deserve to die.

01:16:33.000 And I hope they burn in hell by the taste, motherfucker.

01:16:40.000 That was pretty low quality, Andrew.

01:16:45.000 Hallowed like music.

01:16:46.000 This band's called Negative XP.

01:16:48.000 This guy wants us to list cops beating down anarchist scum.

01:17:14.000 This is pretty good.

01:18:05.000 I can't tell who's signed the wrong thing either, but it's so good.

01:18:10.000 I don't know if they're saying that's a bad thing or not.

01:18:41.000 Oh, he's on our side.

01:18:42.000 He's the guy who did Scott Pilgrim vs.

01:18:44.000 the world ruined a whole generation of women. 1.00

01:18:46.000 That is a great one.

01:18:49.000 He's right.

01:18:53.000 Many called the song misogynistic and related to themes of anger toward rejection from women, blah, blah, blah.

01:18:58.000 NXP also gained additional attention after releasing You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Watch The Needle Drop, a song attacking music critic, YouTuber Anthony Fantana, also known as The Needle Drop.

01:19:12.000 Okay.

01:19:13.000 So we're going to trust him, right?

01:19:15.000 And that's.

01:19:17.000 You know, when I saw Scott Pilgrim vs.

01:19:19.000 the World ruined a whole generation of women, I was about to send it to my daughter. 1.00

01:19:23.000 But you got to be careful with that.

01:19:25.000 Because it starts out like, oh, I want to show her that, you know, all this slut stuff can ruin. 1.00

01:19:30.000 And then it's like, fuck me, daddy, and other porn stuff in it.

01:19:34.000 And I was like, oh, good thing I watched the whole thing for sending that over.

01:19:54.000 It's kind of a weird place to cut it, Ryan.

01:19:57.000 Oh, I mean, we've all heard it, right?

01:19:58.000 But is that just an old picture of the whole video?

01:20:01.000 It's a miserable version.

01:20:04.000 Yeah, that one.

01:20:14.000 She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself.

01:20:20.000 My night and the motion's close.

01:20:23.000 Thinks communism is the way to go.

01:20:25.000 She's a horned diamond dozen, Jezebel. 0.99

01:20:54.000 She saw the motor flowers and felt so empowered by the movie made in Hollywood.

01:21:05.000 It's had a picture someone's daughter, like a lamb to the slaughter.

01:21:10.000 Yeah, I think I'll send this to her maybe in a couple years.

01:21:16.000 What?

01:21:16.000 Copper Cap's dating Belle Delphine.

01:21:18.000 He's like, he's simpopotamus is what he is now.

01:21:21.000 He like proudly simps for her.

01:21:23.000 He's got all her stuff, spends like thousands of dollars on her.

01:21:25.000 And they're dating.

01:21:26.000 My money.

01:21:27.000 Yeah.

01:21:27.000 The money I pay him is going to Belle Delphine.

01:21:29.000 He's got new episodes coming out, and he might explain it or touch on it.

01:21:33.000 But yeah, they're dating.

01:21:34.000 Which is weird.

01:21:35.000 How romantic.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:37.000 He's yet to physically touch her, of course.

01:21:39.000 I don't know if it's a Jim Fannin situation or if they really have touched.

01:21:43.000 I think Jim Fannin is actually doing much better with his than Coppercap's doing with Belle.

01:21:48.000 Gina, can you please break this shit down? 1.00

01:21:50.000 Link below, because I honestly don't have the patience or time.

01:21:53.000 I was actually thinking Peace and Ippies might be a nice new wave again, but I'm about to lose my shit more and more every day.

01:21:59.000 Looking forward to my son being on the cover of a magazine, depending on which one.

01:22:02.000 Not really.

01:22:03.000 Cheers, John.

01:22:04.000 P.S. We've been seriously enjoying Hallowed and the comments on his slash their page.

01:22:08.000 A lot of folks would like him to be featured on GYML.

01:22:11.000 Yeah, we'll get to that.

01:22:12.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:22:17.000 Nazi hippies, when the new age and far-right overlap.

01:22:22.000 Well, I'm not going to read this whole thing and break it down, but we've talked about this before about how the alt-right and Antifa overlap.

01:22:32.000 That was one of my first CR-TV episodes where they do identity politics.

01:22:39.000 They tend to be atheists.

01:22:41.000 They hate Israel.

01:22:45.000 They get into this vegan, weird shit.

01:22:48.000 Where like, yeah, the horseshoe political spectrum.

01:22:54.000 And it's not a...

01:22:55.000 The political spectrum is not linear.

01:22:57.000 It meets.

01:23:00.000 I call it a full circle where they touch.

01:23:04.000 Because the only difference between the far, far, far left and the far, far, far right is one thinks whites are awesome and the other thinks whites are evil.

01:23:15.000 But you're still classifying a group of people by their race.

01:23:20.000 Alright, I think that's enough.

01:23:21.000 I'm starting to lose my voice.

01:23:25.000 Um, let's look at the final video.

01:23:30.000 Which is a pick-me-upper.

01:23:33.000 I'm like the guy from the office there who did action movies and now he has his own show on Instagram called Good News.

01:23:40.000 I like to have positive news stories.

01:23:42.000 This should make you want to have a kid.

01:23:44.000 And if it doesn't, you're a dick.

01:23:46.000 Can you turn it on?

01:23:47.000 We need the butter though, okay?

01:23:49.000 Okay.

01:23:50.000 Good job, Kate.

01:23:52.000 Cake.

01:23:52.000 We have butter.

01:23:55.000 A cup of sugar, okay?

01:23:58.000 Okay, ready?

01:24:00.000 What is this?

01:24:03.000 Sugar something.

01:24:05.000 Okay, hold it over.

01:24:06.000 Bye.

01:24:10.000 Wikipedia.

01:24:14.000 Alright, what's next?

01:24:17.000 After the sugar.

01:24:21.000 After this.

01:24:24.000 Parker chips.

01:24:26.000 Oh my God.

01:24:30.000 He's a savage.

01:24:31.000 Wow, he's strong.

01:24:33.000 He doesn't care what things taste like either.

01:24:34.000 Just butter.

01:24:35.000 Give me some butter.

01:24:36.000 Trash the place.

01:24:41.000 Saw somebody retweet this saying, they're equally matched strength-wise.

01:24:44.000 Yeah.

01:24:46.000 I can't ruin it.

01:24:48.000 Yeah, my friend retweeted it and quoted it saying, If I did this, my dad would have beat my ass, but this is very cute.

01:24:53.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:25:10.000 Can't knock us down, Republicans standing too tall.

01:25:13.000 About to run it back to back, yeah, that's how we ball.

01:25:17.000 Trump, yeah, okay, bury him a legend.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, Trump, hey.

01:25:21.000 Okay, America's big.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 07, 2020

S03E09 - THINK TANK [2020-09-07 - S03E09 - THINK TANK]

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