Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 24, 2020


GOML LIVE #66 - BACK IN A MAGA GROOVE


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On this week's episode of The Nod, we're talking about the term "rice balls" and why it's a racist epithet. Plus, we talk about how we first met, how we met, and how we became friends.

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00:01:04.000 I gotta change my shirt.
00:01:06.000 I wore this shirt on the Anthony Coomius show, which is not far from this studio, a couple blocks away.
00:01:13.000 But I want to mix it up, so I wear this shirt, which has become too small for me.
00:01:19.000 If you are not a giant pig, I would recommend befriending a 48-year-old man because our wardrobe is toast every year.
00:01:32.000 Like this used to be my big, huge shirt. 0.93
00:01:35.000 I got this in Jamaica, I don't know, my daughter's probably four, so like that would be 10 years ago.
00:01:42.000 And now it's my skin-tight shirt.
00:01:45.000 I can't wear this anymore.
00:01:48.000 This used to be a blouse. 0.97
00:01:50.000 And all my custom white shirts, they're all garbage. 1.00
00:01:56.000 I got to give them this fucking Chinese midget. 1.00
00:01:58.000 I have like nine new parries. 1.00
00:02:00.000 You have a whole new Fred.
00:02:02.000 All these custom white dress shirts, I'm going to have to just give them to you.
00:02:07.000 What?
00:02:08.000 That's badass. 1.00
00:02:09.000 Fucking sucks. 1.00
00:02:10.000 I'm really low on dress shirts. 1.00
00:02:12.000 Yeah, well, bring that up, Jamie.
00:02:15.000 Jamie, pull that up real quick.
00:02:18.000 Before we get started, of course, we have to give ourselves COVID by licking our fingers from all the people whose hands we touched.
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00:02:45.000 Actually, I remember Laura Loomer, she used to live near me when she was working for Veritas.
00:02:52.000 And I go, hey, we live in the same neighborhood.
00:02:55.000 Let's go to this bar and watch, there's an MMA fight, a big fight, and we'll bet on it.
00:03:01.000 And so we did.
00:03:04.000 And that usually, when both people put down five bucks, you usually care a lot because there's stakes. 1.00
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00:03:14.000 Oh, she's in a headlock or whatever. 1.00
00:03:16.000 And she was not paying attention.
00:03:20.000 And she doesn't drink.
00:03:22.000 And I realized she was just bored.
00:03:25.000 And we have a lot in common as far as talking about politics and stuff.
00:03:29.000 But as far as like hanging out and getting wasted, that's not really her thing.
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00:04:19.000 Today's book is one of my faves, Laura Hillenbrand.
00:04:23.000 I love, I don't think women can write. 1.00
00:04:26.000 I think they're generally terrible at writing.
00:04:28.000 Most of my favorite authors are female.
00:04:30.000 That is not a contradiction. 0.99
00:04:33.000 You can think that Chinese people are bad at basketball and also think that your two favorite players are Jeremy Lin and the other fucking giant rice ball. 1.00
00:04:46.000 I was talking to Anthony today and he's like, we're talking about the Proud Boys trial and how my quotes from Compound were used in the trial. 0.99
00:04:55.000 And I go, one of them was me calling Asians rice balls. 1.00
00:04:59.000 And I go, I made that up.
00:05:01.000 It's like a parody of racism. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Fucking rice balls. 1.00
00:05:05.000 It would be like calling East Indians fucking chocolate drops or some dumb. 1.00
00:05:10.000 It's actually making fun of racism. 1.00
00:05:13.000 And he goes, no, I think Robert Conrad in the 40s would call Asians rice balls.
00:05:20.000 Now, we didn't commit the sin of going on our phones in the bar.
00:05:23.000 This is before I went on his show.
00:05:24.000 I was on his show today.
00:05:26.000 But even if he's right and that that term is from the 1950s, it's still the same as making it up.
00:05:39.000 Like my joke when calling Asians rice balls, no offense, Ryan. 1.00
00:05:43.000 None taken. 1.00
00:05:44.000 Was making fun of like the concept of people being, goddamn these fucking rice balls coming in here and our towns. 1.00
00:05:54.000 Right? 0.99
00:05:55.000 I can't find anything on Conrad saying reason.
00:05:58.000 Okay, can you find anything on rice balls?
00:06:00.000 No.
00:06:01.000 Just rice ball, let me see.
00:06:02.000 Put in rice balls.
00:06:04.000 Put in rice ball racist or rice ball epithet. 1.00
00:06:09.000 I bet you won't see shit. 1.00
00:06:10.000 So you go. 0.99
00:06:13.000 Rico.
00:06:14.000 Quintama.
00:06:15.000 Try two words.
00:06:16.000 Rice balls.
00:06:18.000 Let's just go singular, right? 0.97
00:06:23.000 See?
00:06:23.000 See?
00:06:24.000 This was in a court of law.
00:06:27.000 Plumfield rice ball.
00:06:29.000 And nothing comes up.
00:06:30.000 Nothing comes up.
00:06:32.000 Anyway, it would have come.
00:06:33.000 It would have come.
00:06:33.000 Laura Hillenbrand, Angeli and Jolie like this book as much as everyone else.
00:06:38.000 They did.
00:06:38.000 We're watching you Google, by the way, Ryan.
00:06:40.000 Oh.
00:06:44.000 She also did that horse book. 1.00
00:06:47.000 Laura Hillenbrand did that book on the fucking horsey, horsey. 1.00
00:06:53.000 I'm a horsey. 0.99
00:06:54.000 What's my name?
00:06:55.000 Joey Joey. 0.50
00:06:57.000 What the hell is that?
00:06:58.000 Laura Hillenbrand horse movie. 0.60
00:07:00.000 Okay.
00:07:01.000 Like super horse, whatever it was called. 1.00
00:07:04.000 Super fuck. 1.00
00:07:07.000 The horsey setinet. 1.00
00:07:09.000 What?
00:07:11.000 Laura.
00:07:12.000 Sea biscuit.
00:07:13.000 Sea biscuit.
00:07:13.000 Yeah, she wrote sea biscuit.
00:07:15.000 But this book is about this Louis Leo Fierpinini.
00:07:19.000 Fierpini?
00:07:22.000 Zampurini, sorry.
00:07:23.000 Louis Zamparini.
00:07:25.000 And when Angelina and Jolie did it, this guy was a POW in World War II.
00:07:31.000 He was kidnapped after crashing his plane.
00:07:34.000 He was a rabble rouser as a young kid. 1.00
00:07:37.000 And Laura's hypothesis for the book is that the fact that he was a bad kid, bad, like getting into trouble and shoplifting, whatever, running from the cops, gave him the tenacity that made him survive as a POW.
00:07:51.000 I don't know about that.
00:07:52.000 I think that he was just genetically a survivor.
00:07:56.000 I sent this to both Max and John in prison, by the way, because it's a great story of a guy just refusing to give up.
00:08:02.000 And when Angelina and Jolie did the movie, she left out the part where while he was stranded on a raft in the middle of nowhere eating sharks, he discovered Jesus.
00:08:13.000 He saw an angel over the water.
00:08:16.000 And she just cut that out. 0.83
00:08:19.000 Christianity.
00:08:22.000 Behind the scenes, the cast of the new film Unbroken, directed by Angelina Jolie.
00:08:29.000 He devoted his life after he finally got over killing the POWs. 0.80
00:08:34.000 They spent hours online.
00:08:35.000 Sorry, the COs, whatever, the corrections officers that ran the POW camps. 0.98
00:08:41.000 He got over that about five years after the war, so 1950.
00:08:46.000 And he discovered Jesus Christ, and he started this camp for wayward kids.
00:08:51.000 She left all of that out. 1.00
00:08:54.000 Like, that's the fucking movie, bitch. 1.00
00:08:57.000 Anyway, please read this book. 1.00
00:08:59.000 It's amazing.
00:09:01.000 The opening song we played was Back in a New York Groove by the hideously pockedmarked Ace Freely, who just came out of the closet as a MAGA man.
00:09:13.000 Now, the Jews over at Kiss, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons, are not impressed. 1.00
00:09:21.000 But he's like, sorry, man, I'm a Trump supporter.
00:09:24.000 All the politicians have skeletons in their closet, Freely said.
00:09:28.000 But I think Trump is the strongest leader that we got on the table.
00:09:31.000 I like how he's wearing a shirt of himself.
00:09:35.000 We've done that here on the show to promote our merch.
00:09:38.000 But what does he say?
00:09:40.000 What's the opening paragraph?
00:09:41.000 This must be hard for Rolling Stone because they have to pledge allegiance to the legends of rock, but they also hate Trump.
00:09:52.000 He's never been open about his political leanings.
00:09:55.000 I don't think politics and rock roll mix, in my opinion.
00:09:58.000 I try to stay away from him as much as possible.
00:09:59.000 Once in a while, I'll make a crack.
00:10:01.000 I will say I'm a Trump supporter.
00:10:03.000 All the politicians have had skeletons in their closet.
00:10:05.000 I think Trump's the strongest one we've got on the table.
00:10:09.000 He joins a small number.
00:10:10.000 It's a very small number, of musical figures to voice their support for Trump, including Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Pat Boone.
00:10:20.000 Interesting list.
00:10:21.000 Those are the only ones that can admit to it. 0.99
00:10:25.000 Like our buddy, fucking Battaclan, who played the Batta Clan and had his life completely ruined. 0.99
00:10:33.000 Eagles of Death Metal. 0.99
00:10:34.000 Eagles of Death Metal, yeah.
00:10:36.000 For daring, daring to concede that he was a fan of guns and free speech.
00:10:41.000 That sounds pretty rock and roll to me, by the way.
00:10:43.000 Why is that so taboo? 0.99
00:10:45.000 Why is it not rock and roll to stray from the political beliefs of fat lesbians with blue hair? 1.00
00:10:53.000 How did we get here? 0.99
00:10:54.000 Do you think Lemmy was worried about what fat lesbians with blue hair think? 0.98
00:11:01.000 Trump did a talk last night, and his rallies, despite what the press wants you to think, and they are literally 10,000 0.98
00:11:16.000 times that of Joe Biden's.
00:11:20.000 Well, Gavin, you're exaggerating.
00:11:22.000 No, I'm not.
00:11:23.000 These rallies appear to me, as a regular concert goer, as a young man, I know what 70,000 looks like.
00:11:31.000 Bruce Springsteen concerts are 70,000 people.
00:11:35.000 Joe Biden has seven.
00:11:38.000 So Trump has 10,000.
00:11:43.000 And they're so fun.
00:11:45.000 Why do comedians hate this guy?
00:11:48.000 Biden comes out.
00:11:49.000 He's got a mask.
00:11:52.000 Why does he have a mask?
00:11:54.000 He spent so much on plastic surgery.
00:11:57.000 This is not a teleprompter, as you may imagine.
00:12:08.000 Hold up your flag.
00:12:09.000 Jared Bentley and Brady Williams.
00:12:12.000 These are the two kids that got in trouble for the Red B. Oh, right.
00:12:15.000 Didn't they get scholarships?
00:12:17.000 Things are going well for them.
00:12:46.000 Great kids.
00:12:48.000 Good-looking kids.
00:12:51.000 I want to congratulate you.
00:12:54.000 What did you break him?
00:12:54.000 I'm getting too many bloated pieces right now.
00:12:58.000 Finger bangs.
00:12:58.000 Too many kicks in school.
00:13:00.000 He won his arm.
00:13:01.000 He's got tennis elbows from finger banging.
00:13:03.000 How's your team?
00:13:04.000 How's it doing?
00:13:07.000 Goodbye, brother.
00:13:08.000 You know what?
00:13:09.000 You're doing great.
00:13:10.000 And everybody out here loves you and they appreciate you.
00:13:14.000 I know you guys are getting laid like you've never been laid before, but you clearly and Mr. NYPD finger-banging way too much.
00:13:23.000 It's going to be the high fives.
00:13:24.000 Take a break.
00:13:24.000 Take a break.
00:13:25.000 Just do the jogger, the upside-down jogger.
00:13:28.000 You don't need to do so much banging.
00:13:31.000 Imagine Trump talking about banging. 1.00
00:13:33.000 Imagine him saying they let you grab their pussies. 1.00
00:13:37.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:13:38.000 See if you can find him talking about Biden's plastic surgery, which I didn't know.
00:13:47.000 Me neither.
00:13:48.000 I know he's clearly had hair plugs.
00:13:53.000 And that technically is plastic surgery.
00:13:55.000 Is he playing dirty pull?
00:13:56.000 Do you see Sleepy Joe with the little circles?
00:14:00.000 He puts him very far away.
00:14:03.000 So far away.
00:14:04.000 And then he comes up with the mask.
00:14:05.000 He's like 100 yards from the nearest human being.
00:14:08.000 He's got a mask.
00:14:09.000 He feels good about the mask.
00:14:11.000 I wonder, in the debate, it'll be him and I on the stage.
00:14:16.000 Is he going to walk in with a mask?
00:14:21.000 I'll be honest.
00:14:23.000 He feels good about the mask.
00:14:25.000 And that's okay.
00:14:25.000 You know what?
00:14:26.000 Whatever makes you feel good, he feels good.
00:14:29.000 He feels good.
00:14:30.000 I mean, honestly, what the hell did he spend all that money on the plastic surgery if he's going to cover it up with the mask?
00:14:37.000 Seriously.
00:14:38.000 You know what?
00:14:39.000 This might be 40 chests.
00:14:41.000 This might be a trick.
00:14:43.000 I do this too, because I'm just as smart as Trump.
00:14:46.000 I say that Muhammad, his wife was seven, knowing that she was nine.
00:14:53.000 So people go, Muhammad's wife was not seven.
00:14:58.000 That's a common, she was nine.
00:15:00.000 So lefties around them can go, what? 0.99
00:15:02.000 That's our defense that she was nine?
00:15:05.000 And maybe the plastic surgery was the hair plugs.
00:15:08.000 And there was no like.
00:15:11.000 So he's trying to goad people into saying, it wasn't plastic surgery.
00:15:17.000 It was hair plugs.
00:15:19.000 He had part of his scalp removed and replaced with parts of the back of his neck in order to have more hair. 1.00
00:15:25.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 0.99
00:15:30.000 So yes, as I was saying, I did Kumia's show tonight. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Had a few nippy sweeties.
00:15:35.000 By the way, this shirt I found in the studio by the bathroom, and it wasn't hanging up.
00:15:39.000 It was by your guitar in a storage thing.
00:15:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:15:42.000 And now my mouth feels metallic.
00:15:45.000 Uh-oh.
00:15:46.000 That's not good.
00:15:47.000 Was this like with rats?
00:15:49.000 I don't know.
00:15:50.000 I haven't been in there in a bit.
00:15:51.000 I feel like this might be a rat shirt.
00:15:53.000 A rat shirt.
00:15:56.000 I shouldn't have hold it down there and get me.
00:16:00.000 I'll get you a new shirt.
00:16:01.000 You know what?
00:16:01.000 I'll play the rest of this clip.
00:16:04.000 I have no idea.
00:16:05.000 The question is, will he leave it on during the debate?
00:16:08.000 Because it's a little hard, and I'm fall for mess when you need him.
00:16:11.000 I'm all, but when you're making a speech and the nearest person's like where you are, and you're on a sage all by yourself.
00:16:17.000 Wiener roast?
00:16:17.000 Yes, he had a habit of taking it off in a hand.
00:16:20.000 No, that's the same thing.
00:16:22.000 Show me on Kumia.
00:16:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:24.000 Kumia.
00:16:25.000 Kumia.
00:16:25.000 Kumia.
00:16:26.000 How do you feel about that?
00:16:26.000 And you're like, well, that's not true.
00:16:28.000 I don't think that's realistic.
00:16:29.000 Oh, you have a problem with that?
00:16:30.000 Yeah.
00:16:31.000 Well, I don't really have a problem with that per se.
00:16:34.000 It was a Doogie Hauser scenario.
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:36.000 Maybe we could work with it, but like they keep trying to blow your mind.
00:16:40.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:16:40.000 And you're like, stop trying to blow my fucking mind. 0.99
00:16:42.000 I live on Earth. 1.00
00:16:44.000 I've seen people before.
00:16:45.000 I've seen people before.
00:16:47.000 Yeah, I was talking about I've been kind of obsessed with these myths that are dictating the American ethos.
00:16:55.000 And there's about three of them.
00:16:58.000 Let's go through them briefly.
00:17:00.000 One is see it to be it. 0.94
00:17:03.000 The reason there's not more black lesbian brain surgeons is they don't see that on TV. 1.00
00:17:09.000 So let's make sure all TV shows have a giant cornucopia of races, sexual preferences, religions. 0.94
00:17:18.000 And I just watched Magnificent 7 2016 last night on A ⁇ E.
00:17:23.000 And they took the 1960 original, which was the Wild West.
00:17:26.000 It was a bunch of white guys.
00:17:27.000 And Denzel Washington is the main guy.
00:17:29.000 There's an Asian dude in it, no offense, who is like, this guy throws knives everywhere. 1.00
00:17:36.000 And now they have to explain why there's an Asian in the Wild West. 0.99
00:17:39.000 So Denzel says, I saved his life in Shanghai.
00:17:43.000 That's why he's here.
00:17:44.000 And you go, wait, you were in Shanghai?
00:17:47.000 How'd you get there?
00:17:48.000 Are you an aristocrat?
00:17:49.000 Are you some rich billionaire from the Wild West?
00:17:52.000 I don't understand.
00:17:54.000 And now, say you are that wealthy that you occasionally go to Shanghai from the Wild West in 1890.
00:18:02.000 What is that?
00:18:02.000 10 years after the Civil War, America is completely bankrupt and you're gallivanting around Asia?
00:18:11.000 That's a movie.
00:18:13.000 But no, now he's defending some old gold town in like Utah during the days of the Wild West.
00:18:23.000 And you're like, that doesn't make any sense that this black aristocrat who has an Asian slave he got in Shanghai is in this movie defending a bunch of peasants and their gold mine. 0.75
00:18:34.000 What?
00:18:36.000 So that's all predicated on the see it to be it.
00:18:38.000 We need a more multicultural thing.
00:18:40.000 If you don't see people who look like you, then you can't go anywhere.
00:18:46.000 My wife is a Slovakian-American Indian. 0.55
00:18:49.000 Nobody looks like her.
00:18:50.000 Tia Carrera, maybe. 0.75
00:18:52.000 Maybe looks like her. 0.97
00:18:54.000 But like my son, Johnny, he looks like a weird Chinese Indian Slovak Scottish guy. 1.00
00:19:00.000 No one looks like him. 0.99
00:19:01.000 Do you think he's watching TV going, well, what the fuck? 0.99
00:19:04.000 No, I can't do anything because I don't look like any of the people in these shows. 0.99
00:19:08.000 What?
00:19:09.000 What about like a black dude who lives in Tokyo?
00:19:12.000 Can he do anything?
00:19:13.000 Every time he turns on the TV, no one is speaking English.
00:19:17.000 No one is black. 1.00
00:19:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:19:18.000 Did Ben Carson look at TV and go, hey, there's an old black, there's a black brain surgeon. 1.00
00:19:27.000 I think I'm going to be that. 1.00
00:19:28.000 See it to be it is bullshit. 0.99
00:19:31.000 Myth one. 1.00
00:19:32.000 Myth two.
00:19:34.000 And I should probably have lower thirds on these.
00:19:38.000 representation. 1.00
00:19:39.000 Lick my fucking representational dick. 1.00
00:19:42.000 Myth number two. 1.00
00:19:44.000 Hey, I've done some research here, and this is big with boomers and a lot of Gen X. Okay, people who have been to college, average salary, I'm going to guess, 120 grand, 110 grand. 0.72
00:19:56.000 People who haven't been to college, average salary, probably 50 grand.
00:20:00.000 Oh my God.
00:20:02.000 People who went to college make twice as much as people who didn't go to college.
00:20:05.000 Ergo! 0.85
00:20:07.000 We need this education.
00:20:09.000 We need everyone to go to college.
00:20:11.000 No, those people are just smarter.
00:20:14.000 In fact, college was probably worse off for them. 1.00
00:20:17.000 They're probably fucked, especially in 2020, they're probably screwed with this quarter million debt. 0.98
00:20:24.000 But those guys, and I totally respect the 50K guys, those guys, just sorry, they're not as smart. 1.00
00:20:30.000 When my dad was young, they didn't have this shit. 0.98
00:20:33.000 They practiced eugenics, which by the way, is the elephant in the room. 0.99
00:20:37.000 This whole thing is nurture Nazis, petrified of nature. 0.88
00:20:42.000 This is nature phobia.
00:20:43.000 And they put nurture over nature. 0.94
00:20:45.000 And if you're doing shitty, if you see some old black man who's cross-eyed, sweeping a sidewalk, well, he should have graduated from Harvard Law. 1.00
00:20:54.000 He'd be the top prosecutor. 0.97
00:20:57.000 Okay, promise. 0.90
00:20:59.000 Even Heather McDonald of the War on Cops, she goes, take a black person, put them in any black person, raise them with Asian parents, they'll be rich. 1.00
00:21:08.000 Okay, I'm not sure that's true, but all right, maybe.
00:21:12.000 I do believe that blacks have been severely hindered by welfare taking their fathers away.
00:21:17.000 That's ruined them. 0.98
00:21:18.000 And that's why you see such high black crime. 1.00
00:21:21.000 But to totally ignore nature is brutally naive.
00:21:27.000 And the way they did it in the 50s and 60s in Scotland and Britain in general was you take your O levels at 14 if you do well and only 5% did well.
00:21:37.000 That's the key. 0.99
00:21:38.000 People think this is like a racist thing where you're like, oh, whites and Asians are smart, so they should get everything, and blacks are dumb, so they should be janitors. 0.99
00:21:45.000 No, only 5% of these white people were good enough to go to secondary college. 0.99
00:21:52.000 And by the way, I don't worship these people.
00:21:56.000 I know a lot of geniuses.
00:21:57.000 They're kind of boring.
00:21:59.000 They don't chug.
00:22:00.000 When I go to bars in the middle of the day, I want to be around blue-collar people who can drink and party.
00:22:07.000 Like Laura Loomer.
00:22:08.000 I love her to death, but she's too smart.
00:22:10.000 We went to an MMA fight.
00:22:11.000 She didn't want to do shots. 0.98
00:22:15.000 You know, I make fun of Cardi B for going, but I go, I'm just as bad.
00:22:24.000 Like, what race is that?
00:22:27.000 That little man we just showed.
00:22:35.000 He's gone, by the way.
00:22:36.000 I'll never see that kid again.
00:22:39.000 But he did exist.
00:22:40.000 He did exist.
00:22:42.000 When you have kids, every three years, your kid is gone.
00:22:45.000 And there's a new kid to replace him.
00:22:48.000 Anyway.
00:22:50.000 I could watch that for 100 hours.
00:22:54.000 So what we did now is, and I don't know why I keep thinking of Obama when I think of this, because he's the quintessential example of this misnomer, this mistake, where you go, all right, Jimmy McInnis, my dad, made, you know, $120,000 a year.
00:23:10.000 His brothers made $50,000 a year.
00:23:12.000 The only difference is he went to college.
00:23:14.000 Yeah, because he was supposed to go to college.
00:23:19.000 It's not the college. 1.00
00:23:21.000 Fuck the college. 1.00
00:23:24.000 And I'll use this example again. 1.00
00:23:26.000 I've brought this up 100 times.
00:23:27.000 Say you were pissed about traffic fines and people weren't paying their parking tickets.
00:23:33.000 And you said, I'm going to put the boot on all cars with outstanding parking tickets over, let's say, 200 bucks.
00:23:40.000 That would disproportionately affect blacks, I'm guessing, especially in Brooklyn. 0.96
00:23:46.000 Okay, then they would call the boots racist because it hurts blacks.
00:23:49.000 No, just because a thing hurts a group doesn't mean the thing is prejudiced towards the group.
00:23:56.000 A boot doesn't have emotions. 0.98
00:23:58.000 It's just a fucking steel disc with them clips on it. 0.99
00:24:03.000 So anyway, that's another big myth. 0.99
00:24:05.000 So the big myths are, see it to be it.
00:24:09.000 If a group is being hurt, then that thing that's hurting them is prejudiced, is a bigot.
00:24:16.000 And then the third one that's been driving me nuts is almost as bad as the previous two.
00:24:24.000 And that is, and by the way, I'm not delaying describing this third one because I forgot what it is.
00:24:29.000 I want to focus on the first two first.
00:24:31.000 The first two are see it to be it, education thing. 1.00
00:24:35.000 And the third one, yes, is cops killing fucking black people. 1.00
00:24:41.000 Well, I have all these examples. 1.00
00:24:43.000 Breonna Taylor, blah, blah, blah. 0.98
00:24:45.000 Yeah, but they're not indicative of a fucking pattern. 0.99
00:24:49.000 Breonna Taylor was a colostomy bag for two local drug dealers, come. 1.00
00:24:57.000 They fucked her when they wanted to. 1.00
00:24:59.000 They passed her back and forth. 1.00
00:25:00.000 Her job was to carry the money around.
00:25:03.000 Just because she was an EMT doesn't mean she was a good EMT.
00:25:07.000 She was fired from her job. 0.98
00:25:09.000 She's probably an affirmative action hire. 1.00
00:25:11.000 Maybe she was dealing drugs when she was an EMT.
00:25:14.000 And they were not dealing pot.
00:25:16.000 They were dealing fentanyl.
00:25:18.000 Hold on, we got to figure out how to pronounce this once and for all.
00:25:21.000 Computer, how do you pronounce fentanyl?
00:25:26.000 I pronounce that fentanyl, but I'm always working on how I say things and I might not have it right.
00:25:34.000 Sounds like she's as wrong as us.
00:25:36.000 Doesn't really know.
00:25:37.000 Yeah.
00:25:39.000 So they were dealing fentanyl, which kills hundreds of people a day.
00:25:45.000 It's a drug so deadly that when the DEA confiscates it, they wear hazmat suits.
00:25:53.000 She's no small beans. 1.00
00:25:55.000 Mike Brown didn't have his hands up.
00:25:57.000 He's reaching for a cop's gun. 0.98
00:25:59.000 Trayvon was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman. 0.99
00:26:02.000 Sandra Bland hanged herself. 1.00
00:26:04.000 Blah, blah, fuck and blah, again and again. 1.00
00:26:08.000 So it's all a myth. 1.00
00:26:09.000 And you go, all right, Gavin, there's plenty of myths. 1.00
00:26:12.000 Some assholes think the world is flat. 0.99
00:26:15.000 Yeah, but they're not burning down the country for these myths. 1.00
00:26:19.000 Three myths, like the see-it-to-be-it thing, has dominated the fucking TV, billboards, children's bookstores. 0.99
00:26:27.000 Every time you go to a bookstore, it's a black eight-year-old girl astronaut. 0.97
00:26:34.000 And you go, okay, that's not really a thing, but, and I'm not against it, clearly, but this is a bit much.
00:26:42.000 Like, there was a bookstore down the street from my house where I chickened out of taking pictures everywhere.
00:26:48.000 I should have.
00:26:49.000 It's gone bankrupt since.
00:26:50.000 Get woke, go broke. 0.99
00:26:51.000 And every single fucking book in the place had an SJW agenda, which is Netflix. 0.99
00:27:00.000 My wife was watching Netflix last night, and I just sort of peered over. 0.99
00:27:03.000 She was watching it on her computer.
00:27:05.000 And I go, what's this about?
00:27:06.000 She's like, oh, it's about early NASA going to the moon.
00:27:09.000 And I'm like, black guy, black astronaut. 0.52
00:27:14.000 No one has a problem with black astronauts. 1.00
00:27:18.000 This is actually part of the beef is you're saying it like I'm going to go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:27:26.000 Like when they make, I don't know, a vampire gay in a movie or they have a black neuroscientist or whatever. 0.99
00:27:36.000 Part of the reason they're doing it is because they think we're going to go, you can't do that. 1.00
00:27:39.000 That's probably why Hamilton was so popular because they assumed we'd be going, what the fuck? 0.99
00:27:44.000 Thomas Jefferson wasn't Puerto Rican. 1.00
00:27:47.000 And we didn't give a shit. 0.98
00:27:48.000 We just went, all right, well, whatever makes you care about the founding fathers. 0.98
00:27:52.000 I thought they were bad news.
00:27:54.000 The funny thing, too, is with all of this rewriting of history, you're going to start having this strange backlash, commie thing where, like, I know a dude whose girlfriend made him see Hello Dolly on Broadway.
00:28:08.000 His name's David. 0.76
00:28:10.000 And it has a lot of black servants. 1.00
00:28:13.000 It's old-timey. 0.98
00:28:14.000 Like, hello, sir.
00:28:15.000 Would you like another sausage roll?
00:28:17.000 I haven't seen it, but I imagine that's, if I had a butler, that's what I'd have him offer people.
00:28:22.000 And they've changed some of the white aristocrats to be played by black actors.
00:28:26.000 So now you have black actors being served by these black servants and like saying, whatever, boy, move along. 0.99
00:28:33.000 Sort of like, get out. 0.98
00:28:36.000 So they're accidentally making blacks look bad. 1.00
00:28:40.000 They're making rich blacks look like assholes who treated black butlers as badly as we did. 1.00
00:28:47.000 And the BBC is doing this now where they have like Mary Queen of Scots, where plenty of the knights and the colonists and the evil monarchs are black. 1.00
00:28:56.000 And you go, okay, well, now by your set of standards, you guys colonized the world. 0.80
00:29:03.000 You black monarchs sent Christopher Columbus to the Caribbean. 1.00
00:29:08.000 Look at this guy. 0.98
00:29:11.000 You have slaves, sir?
00:29:17.000 Look at his weird arms.
00:29:20.000 They're just sort of laying there like legs. 0.99
00:29:23.000 Look at her banana's butt. 1.00
00:29:26.000 Well, that's the dresses back then, you fucking tard. 1.00
00:29:38.000 So and now the other weird thing with that musical, and this is just a microcosm of a much bigger tangled web the left has weaved by denying reality. 0.98
00:29:50.000 Now it's like, so interracial couples were fine back then? 1.00
00:29:53.000 Okay, well, what's everyone complaining about?
00:29:55.000 Yeah, where's the plate?
00:29:56.000 Like, you're rewriting history and now you're changing everything and it's going to hurt you because you have a narrative and you've shattered this narrative and now it's like, the founding fathers were supposed to be bad slave owners.
00:30:07.000 I saw the play on Broadway.
00:30:10.000 They were mostly black and Puerto Rican.
00:30:11.000 They seem like good guys. 0.98
00:30:13.000 So why are we shitting on the founding fathers and why do we call our money dead presidents? 0.82
00:30:18.000 It seems disrespectful. 0.95
00:30:21.000 That was too much of indecence.
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00:31:33.000 This is the point in the show where we continue to talk shit. 0.64
00:31:38.000 I think I'm going to do a bunch of movie reviews. 0.94
00:31:40.000 You're missing out on that by not subscribing. 0.96
00:31:43.000 And then we will start taking calls at 11 p.m., wherein I will do drawings that go on the Gavin Doodle auction to raise money for Max and John in prison for fighting Antifa, for warning America that Antifa are assholes and are likely to burn the country down. 0.89
00:32:01.000 No, they're not, said Judge Mark Dwyer.
00:32:04.000 In fact, this political fighting reminds me of 1930s Europe.
00:32:09.000 Threw them in jail.
00:32:10.000 They've been in jail so long that they have two years left.
00:32:13.000 Do you realize that?
00:32:16.000 As of Tuesday, so yesterday, they have exactly two years left.
00:32:24.000 Doesn't feel that... 0.99
00:32:26.000 Isn't that fucking well, you'd know if you had three little kids like John does because four years is a long fucking time. 0.98
00:32:34.000 Anyway, I don't want to start crying. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fucking. 1.00
00:33:09.000 New York Groove. 1.00
00:33:11.000 Chicken jail.
00:33:12.000 I interviewed Paul Stanley about that song once.
00:33:16.000 I interviewed Paul Stanley shortly after I left Vice when I had my website, Street Boners and TV Carnage, which was a flop.
00:33:25.000 And I didn't realize he didn't want to talk about Ace Freely.
00:33:31.000 I said, back in the New York Groove is a jam, isn't it?
00:33:34.000 He goes like, yeah.
00:33:35.000 I thought we were doing this interview about my paintings. 1.00
00:33:38.000 His paintings suck so much shit. 1.00
00:33:40.000 It's shocking. 1.00
00:33:44.000 Oh, there we go.
00:33:46.000 You can't play it because I'm banned from YouTube.
00:33:50.000 If it was on your YouTube, we have it.
00:33:52.000 Whatever.
00:33:53.000 Anyway, he said, what did he say?
00:33:55.000 He said, you know, when you write a song about a city, it tends to do pretty good.
00:34:01.000 You're not making coffee, are you?
00:34:11.000 Could be outside.
00:34:14.000 There's a turkey outside.
00:34:15.000 Could be outside.
00:34:17.000 Oh, there's a turkey outside?
00:34:19.000 I hope not.
00:34:19.000 Sounds like a turkey.
00:34:21.000 That'd be threatening.
00:34:22.000 And uh, yeah, he was he was pissed.
00:34:26.000 I got a lot of animosity in that band.
00:34:29.000 Especially now that he's really a trumper.
00:34:31.000 You know, I always thought Gene Simmons was a trumper.
00:34:34.000 I love Trump very much.
00:34:35.000 He's a very cool man.
00:34:38.000 That's Johnny Depp.
00:34:39.000 You're doing a Johnny Depp.
00:34:41.000 I think I yeah, it's the same impression.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, Gene Simmons is Israeli. 0.72
00:34:46.000 He should love Trump.
00:34:48.000 I don't think he does.
00:34:49.000 I don't think he does.
00:34:54.000 How do you tell if you're a Jew or a gino? 1.00
00:34:57.000 A gino is a Jew in name only. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Only real Jews like Trump. 0.99
00:35:03.000 What do you got there?
00:35:15.000 Thank you.
00:35:17.000 There's four minutes on.
00:35:18.000 We'll ask about Trump already, so.
00:35:23.000 All right, that's too long to parse out.
00:35:25.000 But look at this one. 0.99
00:35:25.000 It says, Trump is a true animal. 0.99
00:35:27.000 That sounds negative. 0.99
00:35:31.000 What you see is what you get.
00:35:33.000 The ones that like him like the fact that he does not give, may I be blunt?
00:35:38.000 He does not give a so he'll say whatever he wants to say, and that way he's a true animal.
00:35:47.000 Pollitt, you know, I would, if I were him, I'd hold back on some of the stuff.
00:35:51.000 But hey, that's his decision.
00:35:52.000 Hillary Clinton has much more experience, been around the world.
00:35:56.000 But at the end of the day, who cares what I think?
00:35:58.000 You should go into the voting booth and vote your conscience.
00:36:02.000 You know, at the end of the day, Need, I remind you, there's a curtain when you vote because it's nobody's effing business who you're voting for.
00:36:10.000 And why would you care what George Clooney or Gene Simmons or Chubby Checker have to say about who they're voting for?
00:36:17.000 Pretty valid, dude.
00:36:18.000 Pretty valid.
00:36:19.000 He did an interview with Nardoir, the human serviette.
00:36:23.000 And the problem with Canadians is they're always about... 1.00
00:36:27.000 So America thinks that we're this, and they think that we're all just snow and igloos, but we have a lot. 0.99
00:36:34.000 Did you know that fucking Miley Cyrus' producer was Canadian? 0.98
00:36:38.000 And he just goes, why are you always talking about America? 1.00
00:36:41.000 Be Canadian.
00:36:42.000 When I go to Finland, they don't ask me about America.
00:36:47.000 They charge for tickets just like I do.
00:36:49.000 You're Dr. Love, too, though.
00:36:51.000 Only with your sister and your mommy, too, of course.
00:36:58.000 Belgium, I was curious, did you invent this?
00:37:01.000 No, I didn't.
00:37:02.000 This actually goes back to almost prehistoric times.
00:37:05.000 Well, not prehistoric times.
00:37:06.000 Certainly pre-Roman times.
00:37:08.000 This used to be a sign of, you know, the horned beast, which is rampant. 1.00
00:37:13.000 In Italy, this means your wife is fucking someone. 1.00
00:37:15.000 Really? 1.00
00:37:16.000 Spotlight.
00:37:16.000 Specific.
00:37:18.000 Well, you're a cuck. 1.00
00:37:19.000 It means you're a cuck. 1.00
00:37:20.000 God damn. 1.00
00:37:23.000 There is a picture right here of you, Jesus. 1.00
00:37:25.000 Love when he gives the gifts.
00:37:26.000 Mr. Canada.
00:37:27.000 Beside no metal legend Thor.
00:37:29.000 Do you know Canadian heavy metal legend Thor at all?
00:37:32.000 Sure.
00:37:36.000 What is that?
00:37:38.000 You know who that is?
00:37:39.000 Of course I do.
00:37:39.000 I'm Canadian.
00:37:41.000 You remember Thor.
00:37:41.000 You went to a few of his gigs, didn't you?
00:37:43.000 Yeah.
00:37:43.000 In other words, did I have a sexual liaison with her?
00:37:45.000 I don't think so.
00:37:47.000 But I would have liked.
00:37:48.000 She looks very healthy.
00:37:50.000 Well, let's reintroduce you to Thor, Gene Simmons, right over here.
00:37:54.000 Thor, the metal god.
00:37:56.000 Fantastic to see you again.
00:37:57.000 Did I ever do your wife?
00:37:58.000 She was number 2001.
00:38:00.000 Gene, just ask you a question.
00:38:01.000 Did I really?
00:38:02.000 Now, what's going on in that film?
00:38:05.000 Answer the question. 1.00
00:38:06.000 Did he fuck your wife? 1.00
00:38:08.000 You said yes. 1.00
00:38:09.000 He said, yeah, she was number 2000 and something. 0.94
00:38:10.000 He's like, oh, wow, I don't remember that.
00:38:11.000 Oh, I get it.
00:38:12.000 I was thinking of the year 2001.
00:38:13.000 Who was this?
00:38:14.000 This was 1985.
00:38:16.000 I don't mean when you and I met.
00:38:17.000 When I did...
00:38:18.000 I believe it was 85.
00:38:20.000 Really?
00:38:20.000 Yeah.
00:38:20.000 Hearing proud, I'm proud.
00:38:22.000 Imagine talking to a guy. 1.00
00:38:24.000 Yeah, talk about the fucking horns. 1.00
00:38:26.000 That was New York. 1.00
00:38:26.000 Tell me I fucked your wife. 1.00
00:38:28.000 I'd be like, yeah, it was 2001. 1.00
00:38:32.000 Bleed on that.
00:38:33.000 Bleed on that blade. 0.92
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 It's weird that they came back around to that sign, that hand sign.
00:38:42.000 Should we start the show at some point?
00:38:44.000 Sure.
00:38:45.000 It's 20 minutes to phone calls.
00:38:48.000 I thought this was funny.
00:38:49.000 So the Babylon Bee has to hang up their honeycombs?
00:38:56.000 Their hats.
00:38:58.000 Hold on.
00:38:59.000 What's the hat you wear When you're a beekeeper?
00:39:04.000 Hey, computer!
00:39:05.000 What hats do beekeepers wear?
00:39:09.000 Here's something I found on the web.
00:39:12.000 According to reference.com, for protection, beekeepers need a beekeeping jacket with a veil or a beekeeper's hat and gloves.
00:39:20.000 The beekeeper's hat.
00:39:21.000 Okay, let me get back to my amazing joke.
00:39:24.000 So the Babylon bee is going to have to hang up their beekeeper veil because they can't make jokes anymore. 0.93
00:39:35.000 They photoshopped a picture of her weird, archaic Victorian veil on LeBron James and some other tall black man, and it blew up and became viral.
00:39:50.000 This is why I so love.
00:39:52.000 I love this.
00:39:53.000 I love this. 1.00
00:39:54.000 Go back to that fucking cuck, though. 1.00
00:39:56.000 Who is Drew Faust? 1.00
00:39:58.000 Drew Faust, Eric Carmen, grow a fucking nut. 1.00
00:40:02.000 Like, imagine looking at that and having such tiny grain of sand balls. 1.00
00:40:08.000 Say it was true.
00:40:09.000 Say it wasn't a Babylon B. It was a real thing.
00:40:11.000 Imagine looking at that.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, rice balls.
00:40:15.000 That's going to show up in court. 0.97
00:40:18.000 And going, that's so fucking awesome.
00:40:21.000 I'm so proud of them. 0.96
00:40:24.000 Like, even for RBG to wear it was absurd.
00:40:27.000 It's a Victorian veil. 1.00
00:40:30.000 What are you doing with a doily around your neck, you fucking weird pervert? 1.00
00:40:37.000 Wait, what'd that last lady say? 1.00
00:40:41.000 Not Ellen.
00:40:42.000 Ellen Sheinberg.
00:40:43.000 This gesture and image is beyond awesome.
00:40:47.000 NBA players wear special lace collars to honor Ruth Beta Ginsburg.
00:40:52.000 And it's Babylon B. It's right there.
00:40:54.000 I don't know what that is. 1.00
00:40:56.000 Ellen, you are my fucking neighbors. 1.00
00:40:59.000 Go put a Haters No Home here sign on my lawn. 1.00
00:41:02.000 But scroll down on the thread.
00:41:05.000 Not going to lie, kind of love this.
00:41:07.000 Trend setting. 1.00
00:41:10.000 You're all so fucking useless. 1.00
00:41:11.000 And these women vote. 1.00
00:41:14.000 This is why Ann Coulter and I say repeal the 19th Amendment. 0.88
00:41:20.000 Or whatever the woman one was. 0.99
00:41:22.000 Was it 19th?
00:41:23.000 Let's ask Ryan.
00:41:25.000 Hey, computer, what's the 19th Amendment?
00:41:32.000 Hey, computer, what's the 19th Amendment?
00:41:37.000 The 19th Amendment prohibits the states and the federal government from denying the right to vote to citizens of the United States on the basis of sex.
00:41:45.000 The amendment was the culmination of the... 0.99
00:41:47.000 Sometimes I shit on that and it'll be the black one. 1.00
00:41:52.000 Computer, stop. 1.00
00:41:54.000 You have to say computer first.
00:41:55.000 It's like Simon says.
00:41:56.000 Gotcha.
00:41:58.000 So Breonna Taylor, big deal in the news today.
00:42:01.000 Louisville.
00:42:02.000 I saw Gino Bisconti in front of the Cumia studio and he goes, so what's Louisville now?
00:42:08.000 Is it just a crater?
00:42:11.000 Is anyone there?
00:42:14.000 Are anyone alive?
00:42:15.000 Actually, let's look in the news.
00:42:18.000 We're a live show.
00:42:19.000 How is Louisville doing? 1.00
00:42:21.000 She was a fucking fucking I said this on Anthony's show. 1.00
00:42:27.000 Leslie Jones, her brother, her siblings dealt crack when she was young. 1.00
00:42:31.000 And she said, you know, when your brother deals crack, you deal crack.
00:42:35.000 Sometimes he's not home and someone comes by and you deal it out the window and you deal with the money like you're dealing it.
00:42:42.000 Her boyfriends were dealing fentanyl and she was holding the money and going.
00:42:48.000 Here's another thing. 1.00
00:42:49.000 They found a fucking dead body in her car a few years ago. 1.00
00:42:53.000 Yeah, in her rental car. 1.00
00:42:55.000 What a great EMT she was.
00:42:57.000 Was that a homework?
00:42:59.000 That was a project where she was trying to resuscitate someone and didn't work out. 0.99
00:43:04.000 So she brought them home.
00:43:05.000 She'll work on them later.
00:43:07.000 That's amazing.
00:43:08.000 That's a very funny concept that I didn't deliver very well.
00:43:12.000 No, that was good.
00:43:15.000 That's Time Magazine cover right there.
00:43:18.000 Poor balding guy with dreads. 0.99
00:43:20.000 He's probably crying because he realizes he's going bald and his dreads are looking more ridiculous every day. 0.97
00:43:26.000 Dreads on balding dudes is such a weird look. 1.00
00:43:29.000 You look like you have a tarantula leg farm on your fucking head. 1.00
00:43:37.000 The good news is Louisville cops have been shutting it to down. 1.00
00:43:42.000 I don't know how to use Google.
00:43:44.000 What's Google?
00:43:47.000 What's looking stuff up?
00:43:49.000 What's reading police reports mean?
00:43:53.000 Could you have...
00:43:54.000 They're not sending their best martyrs, are they?
00:43:58.000 Our martyrs are pretty good.
00:44:01.000 A woman with a kid who said all lives matter and was murdered. 0.92
00:44:06.000 That's a pretty good martyr.
00:44:08.000 Totally innocent.
00:44:09.000 No one ever found a dead body in her car except her own.
00:44:14.000 But no, that doesn't fit the narrative.
00:44:16.000 So we're not doing that. 1.00
00:44:20.000 Who isn't tired of this fucking shit now? 1.00
00:44:25.000 You're probably tired of me talking about it. 1.00
00:44:28.000 Also, the McCloskeys were getting their birthday cards today.
00:44:32.000 There she is.
00:44:34.000 She dared to say all lives matter.
00:44:37.000 She's not even white, according to your narrative.
00:44:40.000 She's Hispanic. 1.00
00:44:42.000 What do you think of that name, Kai Chow?
00:44:45.000 Click on that person.
00:44:47.000 Kai Chow.
00:44:49.000 I'm not a fan of that name.
00:44:51.000 Me neither.
00:44:52.000 Or that guy.
00:44:53.000 Hi, Kai Chow here.
00:44:55.000 I don't like you, Kai.
00:44:56.000 Okay, bye.
00:44:59.000 I go now.
00:45:00.000 The McCloskeys were getting their Christmas cards set up, which is very ambitious.
00:45:04.000 I got to get going on mine.
00:45:06.000 I'm not sure what the theme's going to be this year.
00:45:08.000 Every year we have a different theme.
00:45:10.000 Last year we were Satanists.
00:45:12.000 This year, my wife suggested survivalists. 0.99
00:45:16.000 I'd like to be the McCloskeys, actually, but I don't want to politicize the family too much, especially with my fucking liberal wife. 1.00
00:45:23.000 Who's not really liberal anymore, thanks to you assholes. 1.00
00:45:26.000 Not you assholes, but, you know, liberals. 1.00
00:45:30.000 So let's just play the tape. 0.99
00:45:33.000 It's weird because I just covered this on Kumia's show.
00:45:36.000 Abolish the suburbs.
00:45:38.000 Pause.
00:45:40.000 What do you mean?
00:45:44.000 Simple question.
00:45:46.000 What do you mean?
00:45:47.000 Jim Goad taught me that a long time ago.
00:45:50.000 He says, when people say you're racist or accused of racism, say, what does that mean?
00:45:54.000 What's racism? 0.99
00:45:56.000 And they have no fucking clue. 1.00
00:45:58.000 They end up saying something stupid like, you hate all black people. 1.00
00:46:00.000 And you go, really? 1.00
00:46:02.000 That's a thing? 0.99
00:46:03.000 People hate all black people? 0.99
00:46:05.000 Really? 1.00
00:46:06.000 Every single black person, they hate them all, no matter what. 1.00
00:46:10.000 Really? 1.00
00:46:10.000 I am done. 1.00
00:46:11.000 You go.
00:46:12.000 I'm done.
00:46:14.000 So abolish the suburbs.
00:46:17.000 Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
00:46:19.000 You have a metropolis, right?
00:46:22.000 It usually starts with a port.
00:46:24.000 A port will be there by the water.
00:46:27.000 New York is a port.
00:46:31.000 And then the port does so much business.
00:46:34.000 There's so many dock workers, et cetera, that it builds out from there.
00:46:38.000 The next thing you know, you have buildings.
00:46:40.000 Sometimes you have manufacturing near the port where they take the supplies they've been given.
00:46:47.000 You don't need, okay.
00:46:49.000 And they start taking the tobacco that's shipped to them, right?
00:46:54.000 And they start making it into cigarettes. 0.94
00:46:59.000 And they take the textiles, the wool, whatever, the fucking weird, what do they have, like silkworms? 0.87
00:47:05.000 And then they make that into clothes and textiles, right? 0.85
00:47:08.000 And then people have to work at these factories.
00:47:10.000 They don't want to commute for a long time.
00:47:11.000 So then you have a city, right?
00:47:15.000 Then out here, you have farmland where we build, we grow the food for everyone.
00:47:24.000 Wouldn't it make sense in between the city and the farmland to have some intermediary housing that involved a commute that wasn't farmland, could pack people in, but was cheaper than the city and less packed.
00:47:45.000 Like, don't ants do this?
00:47:48.000 Doesn't every living thing do this?
00:47:50.000 Have a dense area, a less dense area, and then a very not dense area.
00:47:56.000 Like if you look at any sort of life form, it gets denser and denser to the one like food supply.
00:48:03.000 So her concept is abolish the suburbs. 0.60
00:48:08.000 So farmland begins on 142nd Street.
00:48:15.000 And as Anthony pointed out, wouldn't this farmer just sell his land to a suburban developer?
00:48:22.000 Because it's so valuable?
00:48:25.000 Anyway, sorry. 1.00
00:48:27.000 That's just one sentence from her mouth and what utter shit it is. 1.00
00:48:32.000 Abolish the suburbs. 1.00
00:48:36.000 You are a terrorist. 1.00
00:48:37.000 I like his shirt. 1.00
00:48:38.000 No masks?
00:48:40.000 You think pointing guns at protesters is nice?
00:48:43.000 It's fun.
00:48:44.000 You think you're cool?
00:48:45.000 Do you think pointing guns at protesters, they bent McCloskey's front fence 180 degrees?
00:48:56.000 They folded it like an envelope and then jumped onto their land.
00:49:03.000 The fence was destroyed.
00:49:06.000 And they go, we were taking a shortcut.
00:49:08.000 No, as he pointed out, there's no possible shortcut to get from my property to the mayor.
00:49:14.000 Look at that fence.
00:49:16.000 Wow.
00:49:17.000 The steel is folded down.
00:49:22.000 And so you walked on my property.
00:49:24.000 Here's an that was basically an abandoned building when they got it. 0.96
00:49:28.000 Covered in soot, filthy, garbage. 1.00
00:49:30.000 St. Louis is a disgusting shithole. 1.00
00:49:34.000 Sorry, St. Louis subscribers, but your city sucks. 1.00
00:49:39.000 And they took this abandoned place and spent years washing, cleaning, renovating, bringing back all the plants and the lawn. 0.99
00:49:48.000 And then a bunch of rioters came on it.
00:49:49.000 So they didn't shoot anyone.
00:49:51.000 They just went, um, this is not going to happen here.
00:50:15.000 Get off my lawn!
00:50:18.000 Get off my lawn!
00:50:23.000 Available at sensor.tv exclusively.
00:50:26.000 Exclusively.
00:50:28.000 It's not available at Walgreens, CVS, or Costco. 0.99
00:50:34.000 Anyway, get back to that fucking video. 0.99
00:50:38.000 That's the Clown World song, but okay. 1.00
00:50:44.000 Abolish the suburbs!
00:50:46.000 Again, we'll get it.
00:50:47.000 Abolish the suburbs!
00:50:50.000 Abolish the suburbs!
00:50:52.000 Go going. 1.00
00:50:54.000 Fuck you and your guns! 1.00
00:50:57.000 Fuck the Central Austin! 1.00
00:50:59.000 Thank God you had your guns. 1.00
00:51:01.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:51:04.000 Pause. 1.00
00:51:04.000 Just to get out. 1.00
00:51:06.000 How would that have played out if they didn't have their guns?
00:51:10.000 Their home would be on fire.
00:51:11.000 We've seen what happens.
00:51:12.000 They burn everything down.
00:51:14.000 Their home would be on fire. 1.00
00:51:16.000 She might have been raped. 1.00
00:51:17.000 They might have been killed. 1.00
00:51:18.000 I don't know.
00:51:20.000 Let's be totally benevolent.
00:51:23.000 Let's be conservative, for lack of a better word.
00:51:26.000 A lot of it would have been destroyed.
00:51:28.000 Paintings would have been ripped down.
00:51:31.000 A third of it would have been burned. 0.98
00:51:33.000 She wouldn't have been raped. 0.99
00:51:35.000 They wouldn't have been killed. 1.00
00:51:36.000 He would have had the shit beaten out of him. 1.00
00:51:38.000 Knocked unconscious, and he'd have trouble remembering numbers because they stomped on his head after he's unconscious. 0.99
00:51:45.000 That's me being as generous as I possibly can. 1.00
00:51:48.000 I think it's more realistic to say it would be burned to the fucking ground. 1.00
00:51:51.000 She would have been raped, and he'd be dead. 1.00
00:51:54.000 So thank God they had their guns. 0.96
00:51:56.000 Anyway, they're making Christmas cards where they're armed On them, which I think is great.
00:52:02.000 And he goes and gives her one.
00:52:04.000 Don't come near me.
00:52:05.000 Don't come near me.
00:52:07.000 Abolish the suburbs.
00:52:09.000 Thank you.
00:52:09.000 Bye, Mark.
00:52:11.000 Abolish the suburbs.
00:52:12.000 Don't come near me. 1.00
00:52:14.000 If these people are Satan, as you say, fuck both of y'all. 1.00
00:52:20.000 She's definitely a white-skinned black who grew up with a white mom and no black dad. 1.00
00:52:26.000 Fuck both of y'all. 1.00
00:52:29.000 I like his shirt. 1.00
00:52:30.000 That's a great shirt.
00:52:31.000 As soon as I saw it, I was like, that's amazing. 0.98
00:52:35.000 Yeah, we're really living under the tyranny of the losers. 0.74
00:52:39.000 And I just want to say to all these people, play it out. 0.59
00:52:42.000 Like, how does this...
00:52:43.000 There's no suburbs?
00:52:45.000 Suburbs of all.
00:52:46.000 Here's a pen.
00:52:47.000 Go ahead.
00:52:48.000 You draw it.
00:52:49.000 You show me how Port Town blows up into...
00:52:53.000 Show me how Manhattan grows.
00:52:55.000 Design Manhattan for me without suburban commuters.
00:53:00.000 How does it work?
00:53:04.000 Where do the people who work in the Empire State Building live?
00:53:09.000 There?
00:53:11.000 There's not enough room.
00:53:13.000 Do they sleep under their desks?
00:53:17.000 Is there more Louisville news?
00:53:18.000 We should probably, again, on my trend of copying everything Anthony Kumi does, we should probably have Fox News going in the background on some other monitor.
00:53:28.000 I could get that working today.
00:53:30.000 You need another mouse.
00:53:31.000 Can I wear another mouse?
00:53:35.000 She was not in her own bed.
00:53:37.000 That's not true.
00:53:39.000 She was in the hallway.
00:53:41.000 And more importantly, can we focus on her IQ? 0.90
00:53:45.000 Why was she playing Uno?
00:53:48.000 You have Uno, right? 0.99
00:53:49.000 You fucking absolutely turn with me everywhere I go. 0.99
00:53:53.000 Really? 0.99
00:53:53.000 Do you want to play Uno? 0.99
00:53:54.000 Yes.
00:53:56.000 Okay.
00:53:57.000 Ryan plays Uno.
00:53:59.000 You know who else plays Uno?
00:54:01.000 My seven-year-old.
00:54:04.000 How is that how old he is?
00:54:05.000 Eight, nine, ten, eleven.
00:54:06.000 Maybe he's eight.
00:54:09.000 But he's getting bored of it because we play chess together.
00:54:12.000 Can you play chess?
00:54:14.000 Yeah.
00:54:15.000 What does the knight do?
00:54:17.000 The knight is the force that moves in an L shape.
00:54:22.000 Three and one.
00:54:26.000 Three forward and one left or right.
00:54:30.000 Sure.
00:54:30.000 Yes.
00:54:32.000 I'm pretty good with knowing the pieces.
00:54:34.000 Let's play Brianna Taylor Uno.
00:54:39.000 I don't think you guys realize how embarrassingly simplistic this game is.
00:54:43.000 If you have a two and then this guy has a four, then you're good.
00:54:49.000 Because they're both blue.
00:54:51.000 If the numbers don't match or the color doesn't match, you have to pick a card.
00:54:55.000 That's it. 1.00
00:54:58.000 That's the fucking game. 1.00
00:54:59.000 Why are there so many cards here? 0.99
00:55:01.000 Just because if you want to have a real, like an Uno party, like a real Uno party.
00:55:05.000 Yes.
00:55:06.000 With two people, it's...
00:55:08.000 It's all right.
00:55:09.000 So you play this game.
00:55:10.000 I'm sitting here making fun of Breonna Taylor for playing Uno, but you play it.
00:55:15.000 I mean, you know, we're around like a party.
00:55:19.000 We're on what?
00:55:19.000 Retards?
00:55:21.000 Sure.
00:55:23.000 Oh, I didn't hustle. 0.99
00:55:24.000 Party like a retard. 1.00
00:55:30.000 So, like, who'd you last play it with? 0.97
00:55:34.000 Good question.
00:55:34.000 You know, I don't know.
00:55:35.000 It's not easy for me to make fun of retards on this show when you have their lifestyle. 1.00
00:55:41.000 It's been a while.
00:55:43.000 I'm a little rusty.
00:55:47.000 All right.
00:55:48.000 Let's just use half of this gigantic deck. 0.83
00:55:52.000 And let's play Uno.
00:55:54.000 All right.
00:55:55.000 How many cards do you get to begin with?
00:55:58.000 Seven each.
00:56:02.000 Three, three, four, four, five, five, six, six, seven, seven.
00:56:08.000 Wham.
00:56:10.000 Bam.
00:56:11.000 So that means no one can move.
00:56:13.000 Let's move it over where?
00:56:15.000 Here?
00:56:20.000 But let's just say you...
00:56:23.000 We look so dirty with this lighting.
00:56:25.000 So that's blue.
00:56:26.000 Do you have a blue?
00:56:28.000 Put down something blue.
00:56:29.000 I do.
00:56:30.000 Oh, good.
00:56:31.000 What is that?
00:56:32.000 Uh-oh.
00:56:33.000 So I can't go.
00:56:34.000 I think you get to go again.
00:56:36.000 Bam.
00:56:36.000 Oh, you're getting rid of a lot of cards here, Brianna.
00:56:40.000 I'm your drug dealer fentanyl-dealing boyfriend.
00:56:43.000 I'm going to put down a five because it's blue.
00:56:48.000 Oops, that's backwards.
00:56:49.000 So you have another blue.
00:56:51.000 So now I put down a blue.
00:56:53.000 We're not joking, folks.
00:56:54.000 This is the game Brianna and her sweet boyfriend were playing.
00:56:57.000 Oh, so now it's switched to green.
00:57:00.000 Yes.
00:57:01.000 It's the same number.
00:57:03.000 Yeah, so now I'm going to do another green.
00:57:07.000 Oh, it's a five. 0.88
00:57:08.000 All right, now I'm starting to get screwed.
00:57:11.000 So what I do is I switch it to red.
00:57:15.000 This is an anything card.
00:57:17.000 At least it's not a draw four.
00:57:18.000 Some of them are a wild card, and I have to draw four.
00:57:21.000 Whoa.
00:57:22.000 This is like being in the mind of Brianna.
00:57:25.000 That would be rough for me.
00:57:26.000 I'd have a bad day.
00:57:28.000 I would like you to be in the mind of Brianna right now, six feet underground. 1.00
00:57:36.000 Your turn, shitlips. 0.99
00:57:37.000 Oh, wait, what did you change to? 0.99
00:57:39.000 Red.
00:57:40.000 Ooh, reverse to me, Uno.
00:57:43.000 But I have a green seven, so I can't proceed.
00:57:46.000 You have to pick up a card.
00:57:47.000 I do.
00:57:54.000 Ooh.
00:57:56.000 Reverse to me, Uno, and pick up two.
00:58:00.000 I win.
00:58:01.000 Hey, there's a knock at the door. 1.00
00:58:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:58:07.000 That was a really pretty game, Luno. 1.00
00:58:11.000 I can't believe I'm making fun of people play Uno, and he carries around a deck in his backpack with his Chilbo Schwaggons. 0.97
00:58:22.000 Chilbo Sweet, she'sn't as old as that, I'll support you.
00:58:26.000 Not really.
00:58:28.000 Your whole like riding your bike to the beach, I could handle it now, that it's 68 degrees.
00:58:35.000 Used to ride there, cook in the sun, not go swimming, and then ride back. 0.96
00:58:39.000 Basically, gross. 0.99
00:58:43.000 Let's get some Antifa shit out before we start taking calls. 0.99
00:58:48.000 ESPN wanted us to know that the riots we're seeing are actually right-wingers. 0.99
00:59:01.000 The mugshots are lying to you.
00:59:03.000 Hello. 1.00
00:59:05.000 Look at this absolute fucking meathead clown. 1.00
00:59:08.000 A few of the things he said when he talks about like Black Lives Matter, 93% of the protests are peaceful. 1.00
00:59:20.000 The vast, overwhelming majority are peaceful.
00:59:23.000 And by the way, the 7% that are not, they have a very broad definition of what's not quote-unquote peaceful.
00:59:28.000 For example, if you block traffic or something like that, or if you respond to police provocation.
00:59:38.000 And even then, a big percentage of that, that wasn't peaceful, is actually outside agitators, extremist right-wing agitators, posing as protesters in order to make the protests look bad.
00:59:53.000 A few of the things he said.
00:59:56.000 Let's look this guy up.
00:59:57.000 I mean, does he apologize for this?
00:59:59.000 Max Kellerman?
01:00:01.000 Yeah.
01:00:04.000 I saw there was a CEO of like Goldman Sachs or something, some big corporate hedge fund thing.
01:00:12.000 And they go, why is your company so white?
01:00:14.000 And he goes, I don't know, we're missing a lot of talent on the other side.
01:00:21.000 We brought you earlier.
01:00:22.000 Fox News Alert, our Justice Department producer, Jake Gibson, just brought this to us.
01:00:28.000 The Department of Justice looked at possible criminal or civil that's not related.
01:00:34.000 No.
01:00:36.000 There it is.
01:00:37.000 Same clip.
01:00:38.000 But is he apologize?
01:00:40.000 SPN did not immediately respond to the request for comment. 1.00
01:00:43.000 What a fucking meathead. 1.00
01:00:47.000 Oh, look at this. 1.00
01:00:48.000 Someone sent me Proud Boys at Louisville.
01:00:54.000 Two cops shot in Louisville.
01:01:00.000 Is that a telegram?
01:01:02.000 No, someone just texted me that.
01:01:08.000 Two cops shot in Louisville.
01:01:09.000 Proud boys are there.
01:01:11.000 Probably shooting cops. 0.90
01:01:14.000 Don't you think? 0.93
01:01:15.000 I bet Proud Boys are there wearing Antifa jackets, Antifa clothes, and shooting cops.
01:01:23.000 Officer has been shot as protests grow.
01:01:27.000 Wow, look at that article.
01:01:29.000 That's a great article.
01:01:31.000 We don't have time to read it now.
01:01:34.000 Written by blank.
01:01:36.000 On your own time.
01:01:37.000 But Proud Boys are there?
01:01:39.000 Let's see.
01:01:42.000 Louisville, Kentucky?
01:01:44.000 I don't know anything about the Kentucky chapter.
01:01:50.000 Newsmax.
01:01:51.000 Cop shot.
01:01:52.000 Proud boys roaming amid Breonna Taylor unrest.
01:01:57.000 Roaming. 0.88
01:01:59.000 Are blacks roaming? 0.99
01:02:00.000 Are BLM roaming? 0.99
01:02:02.000 Or is it just Proud Boys that are roaming?
01:02:05.000 Is Newsmax kind of fair to us or no?
01:02:07.000 Yeah, they're on our side, 100%.
01:02:09.000 In fact, as the Blaze closed down their DC office, all the staff were going to Newsmax.
01:02:14.000 Michelle Malkin went from Blaze to Newsmax.
01:02:16.000 Right.
01:02:17.000 I don't like the term roaming, though.
01:02:19.000 Me neither.
01:02:20.000 Unless it's with millennials.
01:02:22.000 And that's okay.
01:02:24.000 It's okay.
01:02:25.000 It's okay. 1.00
01:02:26.000 I'm going to get a time machine and fuck her before she was married. 1.00
01:02:30.000 We need a time machine. 1.00
01:02:31.000 We need a time machine. 1.00
01:02:32.000 A lot of chicks we got to fuck. 1.00
01:02:33.000 I said, NASA. 1.00
01:02:35.000 Katie McFarland. 1.00
01:02:36.000 I got to fuck her back in the 60s. 1.00
01:02:42.000 All right, so we don't know what's going on here. 0.99
01:02:43.000 What does it say?
01:02:44.000 Elsewhere in the city, right-wing groups, the Boogaloo Boys, that's not a thing.
01:02:48.000 And the Proud Boys were seen fully armed as they made their way downtown to challenge Taylor protesters.
01:02:52.000 UK's Daily Mail reported.
01:02:54.000 National Guard members, click on the Daily Mail link.
01:02:57.000 I don't believe any of this. 1.00
01:02:59.000 Daily Mail is all fucking teenage girls. 1.00
01:03:01.000 That must be where my friend read about it. 1.00
01:03:04.000 I wonder if there's a live...
01:03:05.000 You know what?
01:03:05.000 I could check Periscope, see if somebody's live out there.
01:03:09.000 Yeah, Taylor. 1.00
01:03:10.000 All she wanted to do was fuck drug dealers and store their money. 1.00
01:03:14.000 And now she's the bad girl? 1.00
01:03:17.000 No, she's not the bad girl. 0.88
01:03:19.000 Her drug dealer boyfriends are the bad boys. 0.91
01:03:23.000 These children.
01:03:24.000 They're kids.
01:03:25.000 It's fashion.
01:03:26.000 Oh, my God.
01:03:27.000 They got their jeans ripped.
01:03:28.000 Well, this guy. 1.00
01:03:30.000 Okay, well, he's mentally ill. 1.00
01:03:38.000 Here they come. 1.00
01:03:43.000 Oh, they're shot, shot, guns, gamma. 1.00
01:03:45.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:03:46.000 Shit, they're shooting guns at him. 1.00
01:03:48.000 No guns. 1.00
01:03:49.000 Shit. 1.00
01:03:52.000 They're blasting at the police. 1.00
01:04:00.000 They blasting at the police.
01:04:05.000 Nice. 1.00
01:04:06.000 Damn. 0.99
01:04:08.000 Over-militarized. 1.00
01:04:09.000 This is what my black friend was saying last week, right?
01:04:12.000 Police have become over-militarized.
01:04:15.000 One of them got shot.
01:04:17.000 Should you not have a militarized vehicle?
01:04:23.000 Keep going, though.
01:04:25.000 Now, this is all earlier in the day.
01:04:30.000 Look at who we're up against, by the way.
01:04:32.000 Look at this after the ASPN thing I sent you. 1.00
01:04:36.000 Look at these fucking clowns. 1.00
01:04:39.000 They are not sending their best. 1.00
01:04:40.000 Turn up the volume.
01:04:43.000 That same song?
01:04:46.000 I do not know this cultural tradition at all. 0.99
01:04:51.000 It is a seven-person mosh pit where they jump over shields like a Gaelic Fucking sword dance and wear weird sweatpants. 0.99
01:05:06.000 Look at them. 0.99
01:05:08.000 This is who we're up against. 0.95
01:05:09.000 I saw a great retweet from Andy No where he goes, Imagine being such a loser that these people took over your city.
01:05:23.000 They showed up with a U-Haul before any verdict was made. 0.99
01:05:28.000 The verdict could have been, we're hanging all the cops involved, and then you can shoot them with guns we'll be handing out. 0.99
01:05:35.000 And they'd be like, there wasn't enough guns. 0.99
01:05:38.000 Only seven people got to shoot at these cops as they were hanging to death.
01:05:45.000 But look at the truck.
01:05:51.000 So it was women organizing. 1.00
01:05:52.000 Look at her. 1.00
01:05:53.000 She's just like a white Breonna Taylor, that kind of fat slut that drug dealers take advantage of. 1.00
01:06:00.000 So she rented a U-Haul and it was there before any of the protests. 0.99
01:06:12.000 Is Jack Pisobic there?
01:06:14.000 I wonder if Ezra Levant regrets firing him.
01:06:17.000 He's been on the front lines for years, the entire Trump administration.
01:06:23.000 Abolish the police.
01:06:24.000 We got that sign ready.
01:06:26.000 Got that sign ready to go.
01:06:27.000 Look at that guy right there.
01:06:29.000 Right there.
01:06:29.000 Man bun boy.
01:06:30.000 Man bun. 1.00
01:06:31.000 Doesn't he just sum up this shit? 1.00
01:06:34.000 He sums everything up right there. 1.00
01:06:36.000 This is BLM Antifa.
01:06:40.000 Rich kids and man buns.
01:06:43.000 Rich kids and man buns.
01:06:46.000 Oh, I thought you were going to go.
01:06:47.000 Rich kids and man buns and signs from you haul.
01:06:52.000 These are a few.
01:06:53.000 All right, that's enough.
01:06:54.000 We should probably start taking some Khazals. 1.00
01:06:57.000 True to that.
01:06:59.000 I get some paper for my drawings.
01:07:07.000 Quick intermission.
01:07:09.000 A trainer.
01:07:18.000 You know, boxing every day doesn't get you into great shape because you're in control and you sneak little breaks.
01:07:26.000 But when you have a trainer twice a week, Jesus H. Christ, I'm feeling it in my legs and arms.
01:07:33.000 I'm also getting ripped. 0.99
01:07:35.000 Look at this fucking insane pipe. 1.00
01:07:39.000 Can you believe the size of that thing? 1.00
01:07:41.000 Oh my God.
01:07:43.000 It's a human leg.
01:07:46.000 Yeah, like a three-year-old human?
01:07:52.000 Like a Premier's leg?
01:07:53.000 Like a progeria?
01:07:54.000 I've been working out my arms like legs.
01:07:56.000 Well, Preemie's legs, but late in the pregnancy, like seven months.
01:08:05.000 I gotta re-enter, okay?
01:08:06.000 That's fine.
01:08:07.000 We can do that.
01:08:08.000 That's okay.
01:08:09.000 We can do that.
01:08:10.000 That was an invalid. 0.78
01:08:11.000 Oh, okay.
01:08:12.000 One more time.
01:08:13.000 I know a good idea for a drawing.
01:08:16.000 I'll draw Breonna Taylor.
01:08:18.000 That might sell.
01:08:19.000 What's worse, drawing Mohammed or Breonna Taylor? 0.73
01:08:23.000 Say her name.
01:08:24.000 Say her name.
01:08:27.000 Alright, we have Eric.
01:08:29.000 Eric is on the line.
01:08:31.000 Let me close everything out so you can...
01:08:32.000 There is an echo, but you won't hear it in a second, I promise her. 0.99
01:08:35.000 Bullshit. 1.00
01:08:38.000 Okay. 1.00
01:08:39.000 How's it sounding?
01:08:42.000 Can you hear an echo, dude?
01:08:44.000 Hello?
01:08:46.000 No, it's good now.
01:08:48.000 It's good now.
01:08:49.000 Oh, good.
01:08:52.000 Oh, wait, maybe not.
01:08:54.000 So the echo's probably so far along that you don't realize till way later.
01:09:04.000 Yeah.
01:09:04.000 I'm still fixing it, though, closing everything out.
01:09:07.000 Ryan's fixing it.
01:09:09.000 We've only been doing this for a couple years, so we haven't really had time to fix any of the problems.
01:09:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:09:20.000 You do what you do.
01:09:22.000 What can we do, Yafu?
01:09:26.000 I just wanted to get your thoughts on people with nonviolent felonies on their record, like from 10 years ago, and how they still cannot own firearms.
01:09:42.000 Well, I think that society naturally, especially in America, is malicious.
01:09:52.000 And you'll notice, speaking of another big M-word, when you're magnanimous with Americans, it doesn't work out. 0.61
01:09:58.000 We're not, we don't do well with generosity.
01:10:02.000 And you'll notice when you go to a bar, like in Canada and Britain, if you go to a bar with three guys, you walk in, you buy all three beers.
01:10:09.000 The next guy, when you're getting down, he buys all three beers.
01:10:13.000 And when I moved here, I started doing that in 99.
01:10:16.000 And Americans were just like, well, thanks for the beer, dude. 0.65
01:10:18.000 And they'd walk off.
01:10:19.000 Like, it's a very every man for himself type of country.
01:10:23.000 So, unfortunately, that breeds this culture of, I'm going to be mean to people. 0.99
01:10:30.000 And criminals get fucking abused in this country. 0.98
01:10:34.000 And I think it's because there's no one else to abuse. 1.00
01:10:37.000 If you try to abuse me, I'll sue you.
01:10:40.000 You try to abuse a criminal, he doesn't really have the wherewithal to fight back legally because he's a criminal.
01:10:46.000 And what do we do?
01:10:47.000 We abuse these people.
01:10:50.000 It's a bad thing about America.
01:10:51.000 We're not very nice.
01:10:54.000 Yeah, I mean, I feel like we can keep child molesters, you know, we can keep abusing them, and that's perfectly fine.
01:11:02.000 We're actually probably nicest to child molesters. 1.00
01:11:08.000 But yeah, we treat our criminals like shit, and I can't help but think it's because we can. 0.99
01:11:15.000 Yeah, you know, you try to be nice to people. 1.00
01:11:17.000 You hope they reciprocate, and it's incredibly annoying.
01:11:22.000 I know, I'm kind of contradicting myself because I'm saying tough love, and on the other hand, I'm saying we're too cruel.
01:11:29.000 But I don't know.
01:11:31.000 I just, I wish it went, I wish we were a little more left-wing when it came to our criminals because we should go, you served your time.
01:11:43.000 Your crime is now absolved.
01:11:45.000 You did it.
01:11:45.000 You're good.
01:11:47.000 And there's no consistency either.
01:11:50.000 Like, we have these criminals where we let them out on bail because of COVID.
01:11:55.000 We just had a guy in New York.
01:11:57.000 He was flashing a bunch of kids, and this suburban dad from Westchester chased him down, beat him up.
01:12:02.000 They got the cops.
01:12:03.000 The cops took him in.
01:12:06.000 They released him on bail two hours later.
01:12:10.000 No charges, nothing, with a court date to appear. 1.00
01:12:15.000 So I guess my short answer is give these criminals their fucking guns. 0.99
01:12:20.000 Yeah, I mean, I gave my prescription to an attractive girl who ended up being an undercover police officer. 1.00
01:12:29.000 And now for the rest of my life, I'm not allowed to defend myself or my fiancé. 0.96
01:12:34.000 That's so ridiculous. 0.74
01:12:36.000 Did you do any jail time? 0.98
01:12:40.000 Yeah, I did a whole year.
01:12:41.000 I mean, it was a good little bit of my prescription, but because apparently if you sell over a certain amount, they count it as a heroin charge or the equivalent of in North Carolina.
01:12:53.000 Wow.
01:12:54.000 How old were you?
01:12:55.000 I mean, there's nothing I can do.
01:12:56.000 There's no, I was 19.
01:12:59.000 And you can never have a gun again till the day you die.
01:13:03.000 Yeah.
01:13:04.000 But I mean, I'm going to say this, quote unquote.
01:13:08.000 There are some, like you can have an antique gun, like a black powder.
01:13:14.000 It's a gun.
01:13:15.000 I mean, it takes an hour to load, but I'm just...
01:13:20.000 Well, Jim Goad.
01:13:21.000 I have to resort to a bow and arrow with like black powder.
01:13:25.000 Yeah, Jim Goad has a crossbow.
01:13:30.000 I mean, like, it's something.
01:13:31.000 You have to have something, especially right now.
01:13:34.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:13:35.000 All right, Carler, that sucks. 0.97
01:13:36.000 What happened to you, dude? 0.96
01:13:41.000 What happened to me?
01:13:43.000 It happened to you.
01:13:44.000 You went to jail.
01:13:45.000 Thanks for calling.
01:13:46.000 I'm kind of contradicting myself, though.
01:13:48.000 I got to make this a little clear.
01:13:50.000 There's two things going on here.
01:13:52.000 We need to have strict laws.
01:13:55.000 If you're Antifa, you're burning something down, you need to be charged. 0.99
01:13:58.000 If you're fucking flashing kids, you got to do your time. 0.99
01:14:01.000 We don't have law and order in this country. 1.00
01:14:03.000 That's clear.
01:14:04.000 However, once you've established that this is the law, and we all agree, and you do your time, you're absolved.
01:14:13.000 You're free.
01:14:15.000 You can own a gun. 0.98
01:14:16.000 Now, I'm going to make an exception with pedophiles. 0.56
01:14:19.000 We have to treat them really unfairly. 1.00
01:14:21.000 But outside of pedophiles, drug dealing, all this other shit, even murder. 1.00
01:14:26.000 You've done your time. 0.99
01:14:27.000 You did your 15 years for murder.
01:14:29.000 You may own a gun now.
01:14:31.000 That might sound crazy.
01:14:33.000 You can vote.
01:14:34.000 You're a citizen now.
01:14:35.000 You're just like you and me.
01:14:36.000 You did your crime.
01:14:37.000 You served your time.
01:14:41.000 That's what I was trying to get across.
01:14:42.000 Can you hand me that thing from the printer?
01:14:45.000 It's a Breonna Taylor picture.
01:14:50.000 Say my name, say my name. 0.67
01:14:52.000 When no one is.
01:14:53.000 That's a really hard song to do in karaoke.
01:14:55.000 Do not do it.
01:14:58.000 The way it seems.
01:15:06.000 We got Mikey.
01:15:07.000 Mikey.
01:15:08.000 Mikey.
01:15:10.000 Mikey.
01:15:11.000 Hey, what's up, Alvin?
01:15:13.000 What's up, G-Dog?
01:15:13.000 What's up, Ross Knight?
01:15:14.000 Hello.
01:15:15.000 You over here?
01:15:16.000 What is it?
01:15:17.000 And I wanted to know, Gavin, did you know that you're unfair?
01:15:22.000 Did you know?
01:15:23.000 That you're unfair.
01:15:26.000 Yes, I did.
01:15:28.000 I had a quick thing that I seen.
01:15:30.000 Mike Bloomberg, I think he tried to run for the Democratic seat.
01:15:35.000 You guys remember that?
01:15:36.000 He threw in a bunch of money to that?
01:15:38.000 Yep, that was a mess.
01:15:39.000 He threw in, wasn't it $500 million?
01:15:44.000 Yeah, he did something crazy like that.
01:15:47.000 And I just seen something the other day.
01:15:49.000 I think it was yesterday, day before yesterday, where he paid 32,000 felons.
01:15:58.000 Hold on, let me see what it was.
01:15:59.000 Dude, it was $14 million for the 32,000 felons to vote in Florida.
01:16:06.000 Did you guys see that?
01:16:07.000 Yeah, so I think it was between $14 and $20 million in fines he paid for Floridians so they could vote.
01:16:17.000 Okay.
01:16:18.000 Yeah.
01:16:18.000 Okay.
01:16:18.000 So I've seen that.
01:16:20.000 And I have a lot of black Twitter on my stuff, like Shade Room and WorldStar, whatever.
01:16:26.000 So that was the headline.
01:16:28.000 And a lot of the comments were, yeah, using his white privilege to help the black community.
01:16:32.000 Isn't that racist to assume that all 32,000 felons are black?
01:16:38.000 Yeah, it is. 0.95
01:16:39.000 And isn't it funny, too, how a guy can pay off all your debts and you're still evil?
01:16:49.000 Exactly.
01:16:50.000 All right, man.
01:16:50.000 Don't want to take no more of you guys' time.
01:16:52.000 Thanks, Rice Guy.
01:16:53.000 Thanks, Gavin.
01:16:54.000 See you guys.
01:16:54.000 Bye-bye.
01:16:55.000 Bye.
01:16:55.000 Rice guy?
01:16:56.000 Mike! 0.69
01:16:57.000 Is he that Rice guy?
01:16:58.000 Yeah, no, he said that before.
01:17:00.000 That's our Mexican friend Mikey from California.
01:17:03.000 Now he moved with his familia.
01:17:07.000 And now they're somewhere else, somewhere good.
01:17:09.000 He moved somewhere with his familia.
01:17:11.000 He's out of LA, man.
01:17:12.000 Yeah, he's a very cool person.
01:17:14.000 No, but he's out of LA.
01:17:16.000 Yeah, he's out of there.
01:17:17.000 Like he left L.A., that's what I mean. 1.00
01:17:18.000 It's too violent because of the blacks and the freaking vatos. 1.00
01:17:22.000 Kevin. 1.00
01:17:25.000 This isn't Kevin.
01:17:26.000 This is Jim.
01:17:27.000 Doesn't matter.
01:17:29.000 None of it matters.
01:17:30.000 So I was just wondering, who would win in a fight?
01:17:34.000 If you guys teamed up, it'd be Gavin and Biggs against Jim Goad and JB Beverly.
01:17:42.000 Good win in a cage match.
01:17:44.000 Jim Goad is a great fighter.
01:17:47.000 Biggs has a lot of experience.
01:17:51.000 I think that would be a good fight.
01:17:52.000 That would be kind of a good fight.
01:17:54.000 JB's like, he's not a joke either.
01:17:55.000 That guy's...
01:17:56.000 Yo, JB's no joke, but I don't think he trains.
01:17:58.000 Like, I train every day.
01:18:00.000 You do train every day, yeah.
01:18:01.000 So I feel like Biggs and Jim would cancel themselves out.
01:18:05.000 It would be me and J and Beverly.
01:18:07.000 And I think, though Beverly could probably get me, you know, at different times of our lives, right now, as someone who trains every day, I think I got Beverly. 1.00
01:18:15.000 I think we would have, I would eventually eat his ass. 1.00
01:18:21.000 He boxes as well. 1.00
01:18:23.000 Every day?
01:18:25.000 Every day?
01:18:26.000 I don't know.
01:18:27.000 I doubt it.
01:18:28.000 I doubt it.
01:18:28.000 He's a little on the pudgy edge.
01:18:31.000 Oh, easy.
01:18:33.000 Yeah, I think it'd be a great fight, though.
01:18:34.000 Let's set it up.
01:18:36.000 Oh, you want to do it? 0.98
01:18:37.000 You guys should totally do that in Tyson Leo Cards and shit. 0.99
01:18:41.000 That'd be fucking awesome. 0.99
01:18:42.000 My only fear is I feel like Jim can't hold his temper. 0.99
01:18:46.000 And where the rest of us would sort of have a sense of humor about it, I think Jim would start losing his shit and start pounding the fuck out of someone until we were all going, Jim, Jim, calm down, dude. 0.99
01:18:56.000 He's on your team. 0.99
01:18:57.000 He wouldn't even look.
01:18:58.000 Big smile on his face.
01:18:59.000 Yeah, we're like, Jim, that's JB.
01:19:04.000 He's your teammate.
01:19:05.000 That is terrifying.
01:19:08.000 That's awesome.
01:19:10.000 All right.
01:19:10.000 Thanks for calling, dude.
01:19:14.000 Hunting squirrels and romance.
01:19:18.000 Two of my favorite things.
01:19:21.000 Amy Dobe.
01:19:23.000 Actually, three of my favorite things.
01:19:24.000 I'm sorry, that was terrible.
01:19:27.000 Was that your Dinesh D'Souza, dude?
01:19:31.000 That was my Dinesh. 1.00
01:19:32.000 Holy shit. 0.99
01:19:33.000 What if I were to say I want to be a Dana? 1.00
01:19:35.000 I feel like I can sue you for that.
01:19:37.000 Try again.
01:19:41.000 What if I told you I can't do it?
01:19:44.000 I'm done.
01:19:44.000 Dude, you're Russian.
01:19:46.000 I want to be a woman.
01:19:50.000 Why are you Russian? 0.51
01:19:54.000 Hello. 0.94
01:19:54.000 I want to be a toad. 0.94
01:19:56.000 I want to be toad. 0.61
01:19:58.000 Hello, this is me. 0.90
01:19:59.000 I do need to be a toad.
01:20:01.000 Call back next time with a better Dinesh, okay? 0.91
01:20:04.000 Terrible jab.
01:20:05.000 You're quiet.
01:20:06.000 Brutal Dinesh. 0.75
01:20:09.000 Worst Dinesh ever heard.
01:20:13.000 Listen, I went hunting today, bagged my first critter ever.
01:20:17.000 Got a squirrel right in the ear.
01:20:19.000 Nice, dude.
01:20:20.000 Big game.
01:20:22.000 You're a big game hunter. 1.00
01:20:25.000 Fuck, am I just roasting myself right now? 1.00
01:20:27.000 Yeah, you're doing a terrible job of making you seem cool. 1.00
01:20:31.000 Nothing wrong with all.
01:20:34.000 All right.
01:20:34.000 So you went squirrel hunting.
01:20:36.000 I'm turning 20.
01:20:38.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:20:41.000 It's only small game season right now.
01:20:43.000 Oh, I see.
01:20:44.000 Okay. 0.99
01:20:45.000 So you're turning 20 fag. 1.00
01:20:48.000 I'm turning 20 fag. 1.00
01:20:50.000 And I want to know, when did you marry your wife? 0.99
01:20:54.000 And how did you know you wanted to marry her?
01:20:58.000 I married her when I was 35.
01:21:01.000 I had known her for five years already, which is way too long.
01:21:06.000 And I basically did everything I could not to marry her. 0.99
01:21:11.000 I fucked a bunch of other chicks. 1.00
01:21:13.000 We broke up 100 times. 1.00
01:21:14.000 I kept delaying it like a pussy. 1.00
01:21:17.000 And eventually, it just, it was out of my hands. 1.00
01:21:20.000 Like I could just feel it was happening.
01:21:23.000 So when I proposed to her, I don't know, dude, it was like, it was just a given.
01:21:29.000 In fact, the only thing that was weird about my proposal was that it took so long.
01:21:35.000 And I regret taking so long.
01:21:37.000 I should have banged, I should have knocked her up that very first night we met. 1.00
01:21:42.000 And then we'd have five kids.
01:21:44.000 So the advice I always give for that, my romantic advice is always, it's not up to you.
01:21:49.000 It's going to happen.
01:21:51.000 You can fight it, but you're going to get stuck to her like glue. 1.00
01:21:56.000 Now, there are dudes who will waste a woman's time and dump her, and that exists, and that's morally wrong. 0.62
01:22:06.000 So definitely cut her loose if she's not the one. 1.00
01:22:09.000 But when she's the one, it's going to happen.
01:22:11.000 So there's two things here. 0.99
01:22:12.000 One, she's the one and you try to fuck it up. 0.96
01:22:14.000 You can't fuck it up because she's the one. 0.98
01:22:16.000 Two, you want to be with this girl, but she's not the one, but you try to force it. 0.93
01:22:21.000 It's not going to work.
01:22:22.000 If you guys get married, you'll be divorced in four months. 0.82
01:22:25.000 So in a way, it's not really up to you.
01:22:28.000 That's what I need.
01:22:29.000 I mean, 25 is kind of scaring me, but I don't want to marry a broad if it's just going to get divorced, you know? 1.00
01:22:37.000 Yeah.
01:22:38.000 Look, 25 is a great time to get married.
01:22:42.000 How long are you thinking of marrying this broad?
01:22:48.000 Not really right now.
01:22:49.000 I mean, I'm wondering if I should consider it more, I guess.
01:22:54.000 Well, if you have that many questions, then maybe how old is she? 0.95
01:22:59.000 25.
01:23:00.000 25.
01:23:01.000 I mean, don't waste your time if she's not the one, dude. 0.96
01:23:04.000 But I fucked millions and millions of girls, and I didn't really learn anything from it. 0.97
01:23:09.000 I don't know why I bothered. 0.98
01:23:13.000 Yeah, I kind of feel that way too. 0.99
01:23:15.000 Like, it's not like pussy's so different. 0.99
01:23:17.000 You go, oh, some of them are sideways. 0.99
01:23:19.000 Some of them vibrate.
01:23:21.000 Some of them have the face of Wilfred Brimley on them.
01:23:24.000 They're all basically the same.
01:23:25.000 Right, totally. 0.98
01:23:27.000 And I'd imagine, I mean, I've seen a lot of dicks at the gym and everything, and they seem pretty darn similar, too. 0.97
01:23:35.000 You haven't seen mine, buddy. 0.98
01:23:39.000 All right. 0.68
01:23:39.000 Thanks for calling, gross dude. 0.68
01:23:41.000 Now I can't stop thinking about your dick. 1.00
01:23:45.000 Levi talking about the McCloskeys. 1.00
01:23:48.000 I know that dude.
01:23:49.000 Could be.
01:23:51.000 Yeah.
01:23:52.000 I'm confused about something with this story.
01:23:57.000 The McCloskeys don't live in the suburbs.
01:24:00.000 They live downtown in the central west end.
01:24:03.000 When we say we're going out downtown, we go to their house basically.
01:24:07.000 The bars are there.
01:24:08.000 The zoo is there.
01:24:09.000 The major hospitals are there.
01:24:12.000 So I don't know why that got attached to them.
01:24:15.000 Well, Levi, are you, so you're obviously female.
01:24:19.000 I think of Levi as an American Indian male name.
01:24:25.000 Oh, I was born an American Indian male.
01:24:29.000 Oh, okay.
01:24:29.000 That makes sense.
01:24:31.000 Well, what you say is very interesting because it implies that the bitch who was screaming at them isn't from St. Louis. 0.98
01:24:44.000 Is that what it is? 0.98
01:24:44.000 Because she's, I can't figure it out. 0.98
01:24:48.000 I saw her, I saw her page, and even in that video, they're clearly not in the suburbs.
01:24:53.000 Like those old brick houses, that's downtown.
01:24:57.000 Those are the old ones.
01:24:58.000 Yeah, St. Louis is pretty spread out.
01:25:01.000 I've been to the suburbs of St. Louis, and it's like big, huge homes very far apart.
01:25:09.000 And in the central west end, it's the bars, the University of the Hospital, and then just these one-off streets that the Jews, Jewish bankers built, like in the Gilded Age, with those huge houses. 0.68
01:25:21.000 And since the city's such a shithole, those were abandoned forever.
01:25:25.000 And slowly, I guess it's been gentrified, but there's still abandoned ones.
01:25:29.000 So they're like city folk.
01:25:31.000 Even the mayor, like the mayor can't live in the suburbs because it's not part of the city limits.
01:25:35.000 Like our suburbs are a different county than our city.
01:25:39.000 So they're just giving themselves away.
01:25:41.000 Right.
01:25:42.000 But it's also bringing up all these other questions.
01:25:45.000 Like, why is someone not from the suburbs, I mean, not from St. Louis, sitting screaming at them when they got their birthday cards?
01:25:54.000 Yeah, they're probably as confused as I am. 0.99
01:25:56.000 Like, bitch, I don't live in the suburbs. 0.99
01:26:00.000 Fascinating. 1.00
01:26:01.000 All right.
01:26:01.000 Well, thanks for your call there, Levi.
01:26:06.000 All right.
01:26:07.000 Brianna Taylor.
01:26:09.000 $12 million settlement.
01:26:12.000 She deserves every penny.
01:26:13.000 What's up, guys?
01:26:14.000 What's up?
01:26:14.000 Oh, by the way, Mike Bloomberg's thing costed over $1 billion altogether.
01:26:20.000 No.
01:26:21.000 It says it right here?
01:26:22.000 Oh, his campaign.
01:26:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:24.000 Yeah.
01:26:25.000 Not the paying off the fines.
01:26:28.000 Okay.
01:26:30.000 That's crazy.
01:26:31.000 How is this legal?
01:26:33.000 His campaign costing him or paying off the fines.
01:26:37.000 No, no, the paying off the fines part.
01:26:39.000 Yeah, how is that not election meddling?
01:26:43.000 Yeah.
01:26:45.000 I mean, I feel like that's exactly what it is.
01:26:47.000 So, yeah.
01:26:51.000 But okay, so the $12 million settlement.
01:26:54.000 Like, what the hell is that? 0.97
01:26:56.000 You're basically saying, sorry, guys, we kind of fucked up. 0.97
01:27:00.000 No, sorry. 1.00
01:27:01.000 Breonna Taylor was a piece of shit. 1.00
01:27:04.000 Okay. 1.00
01:27:04.000 She got fired in 2017. 1.00
01:27:07.000 Okay. 1.00
01:27:07.000 And they found a fucking dead body in a car that she rented out. 1.00
01:27:11.000 An EMT worker had a dead body in her car. 1.00
01:27:15.000 That probably means you're not great at saving lives.
01:27:21.000 Yeah, it's true.
01:27:23.000 But I mean, and then her GoFundMe is at $6,680,000 right now.
01:27:31.000 Well, you know, in New York.
01:27:32.000 $100 million.
01:27:33.000 Yeah, I know she's not alive, but in New York, a lot of these settlements are predicated on the fact that if it were to go to court, there's so much bias against cops and the city that it would end up being like $120 million.
01:27:49.000 So what they do is they settle with these huge fees as a way to save money.
01:27:56.000 Because $12 million is a lot less than $120 million.
01:28:02.000 Yeah, but what did the cops get?
01:28:04.000 Their lives ruined?
01:28:06.000 Well, I'm hoping that this government remotely wrong.
01:28:12.000 They showed up in their uniforms.
01:28:14.000 They knocked.
01:28:15.000 It was not a no-knock.
01:28:17.000 They did everything they were supposed to do, trained to do, paid to do, obligated to do. 0.99
01:28:22.000 You could argue that we shouldn't have this stupid drug war, and I agree with that, but this isn't like pot. 0.99
01:28:28.000 It's fentanyl. 1.00
01:28:31.000 It's killing hundreds a day.
01:28:34.000 So she's a major drug dealer involved in major drug deals. 1.00
01:28:40.000 Sorry, but if you, you'd have to be as radical as me to want fentanyl legalized.
01:28:47.000 I'm sure 99% of the population is against that.
01:28:50.000 And these guys are really just getting 12 million because everyone's freaking out.
01:28:56.000 That's it.
01:28:57.000 Not logic, not justice, not truth. 0.99
01:29:00.000 And the moral of the story is these fucking things are based on audience reaction. 0.99
01:29:05.000 Like Rodney King, the cops were perfectly innocent. 0.99
01:29:09.000 They were found innocent.
01:29:11.000 And then everyone started freaking out. 1.00
01:29:12.000 And they said, all right, fuck it. 1.00
01:29:15.000 I am never going to financially recover from this. 1.00
01:29:18.000 Make them guilty.
01:29:20.000 So the first caller was talking about felonies and it being important for them to, and you're also with this too, being back into society and everything like that.
01:29:35.000 However, statistics kind of are against you.
01:29:39.000 They did a study of 401,000 state prisoners released in 2005, and they had almost 2 million arrests during a nine-year period.
01:29:51.000 So an average of five arrests per released prisoner.
01:29:56.000 Well, maybe that's based on the way we do prisons.
01:30:01.000 I mean, before giving up on these prisoners, maybe we have to fix these prisons.
01:30:05.000 Like back when a penitentiary was like the penitentiary that penitentiaries are based on, the one in Philadelphia there, the one that has the word penance in the name, those guys would do like five years for murder and stuff.
01:30:21.000 And we don't know what their recidivism rates were because we didn't keep records of them because we thought it would be too cruel.
01:30:28.000 So it's possible that we could fix the justice system and we'd have better post-crime rates. 0.94
01:30:39.000 I don't fucking know. 1.00
01:30:42.000 I mean, or maybe just people are pieces of shit and they'll just continue to be that way regardless of them spending as much time in a prison cell. 1.00
01:30:50.000 That's possible, but I know too many people that have been treated like pieces of shit that aren't. 1.00
01:31:00.000 You know? 0.99
01:31:00.000 Yeah, I mean, you're right. 0.99
01:31:02.000 Yeah.
01:31:03.000 And we've had so many callers on the show.
01:31:05.000 We just had a guy on the show like 20 minutes ago who did a year in prison because he sold a pretty girl or gave a pretty girl his opioid prescription.
01:31:16.000 Should he not, like, should he never be able to buy a firearm again?
01:31:23.000 No, I mean, he definitely should be able to, you know.
01:31:27.000 But I mean, that's, yeah, that's, you're right.
01:31:31.000 I mean, I don't believe in the drug war at all.
01:31:33.000 So, but I don't believe that people should be able to, you know, be able to deal drugs from their home, you know, or any, like with this whole thing with this releasing prisoners and stuff like that, like that black lady that was released,
01:31:48.000 you know, I don't know how much cocaine she was dealing. 1.00
01:31:52.000 And I mean, I don't know how many deaths have come from that cocaine being dealt.
01:31:59.000 Or maybe fighting over it.
01:32:01.000 That's the thing about the drug war, too.
01:32:02.000 All of these deaths are fighting for turf.
01:32:05.000 When you take away the value of the drug, all of a sudden you don't have these turf wars.
01:32:14.000 There'd be no Pablo Escobar if Coke was legal.
01:32:20.000 How do they do that, though?
01:32:21.000 How do they legalize methamphetamine?
01:32:23.000 Oh, they don't.
01:32:24.000 Well, they have legalized methamphetamine.
01:32:26.000 It's called Adderall.
01:32:27.000 I had a bottle in my medicine cabinet that literally says methamphetamine's on it.
01:32:32.000 It's definitely different.
01:32:33.000 It's definitely different.
01:32:35.000 It doesn't feel different to me.
01:32:37.000 Adderall felt jitterier, jitterier, I remember.
01:32:41.000 So Ryan here says that Adderall seems more sketchy than crystal mechanism.
01:32:47.000 Yeah.
01:32:50.000 I mean, have you done both?
01:32:53.000 I could see that.
01:32:55.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is I've been a little jitter.
01:32:59.000 I don't like doing, I don't like doing it.
01:33:01.000 I've done it twice, and that's it.
01:33:06.000 And I didn't like it.
01:33:07.000 So it kind of, yeah, you're right.
01:33:09.000 It did make you make it makes you a little jittery, but I thought, I don't know.
01:33:12.000 Are we talking meth or Adderall right now?
01:33:17.000 Adderall.
01:33:18.000 Right.
01:33:18.000 And I took meth too.
01:33:20.000 And what did you find was more jittery?
01:33:25.000 I mean, I thought meth was, honestly.
01:33:27.000 Oh, really?
01:33:28.000 Okay.
01:33:29.000 All right, good to know.
01:33:30.000 Fun calls, but thanks for calling.
01:33:32.000 Jumpy.
01:33:33.000 Later, man.
01:33:33.000 Later, dude.
01:33:38.000 This drawing is so shitty.
01:33:40.000 I'm not good at drawing, I'm realizing. 0.93
01:33:45.000 Looks like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:47.000 Like those Asian guys that do the caricatures? 1.00
01:33:50.000 Kind of on par with that.
01:33:52.000 Those are good.
01:33:55.000 I don't like the style of theirs.
01:33:56.000 Yours is actually kind of pleasing to the eye.
01:33:58.000 It's a little more cartoonish.
01:34:00.000 Yeah, okay.
01:34:00.000 We got the Skylar.
01:34:02.000 Hey, Skylar.
01:34:06.000 Hey, guys.
01:34:08.000 Hey, buddy. 0.97
01:34:09.000 Sorry, I'm 7 outside so I don't get the shit from the TV. 0.98
01:34:13.000 No problem, Gromane. 0.98
01:34:15.000 Okay, so I did some weird research.
01:34:17.000 This is a little bit of a conspiracy theory, but I keep seeing little things pop up here and there.
01:34:23.000 So back when Antifa was redirecting to Joe Biden's website, you remember that whole funny thing?
01:34:29.000 Yep.
01:34:32.000 So I looked into it, and apparently at one point, during the DNC, they were redirecting it to it'sgoingdown.org.
01:34:40.000 And it'sgoing down.org was talking about, they had an article up when I was looking into the whole thing, and they were talking about new African anarchists, but it was African with a K. And so I looked up the New African Anarchist,
01:34:56.000 and it led me to something called the Republic of New Africa.
01:34:59.000 Are you familiar with it?
01:35:01.000 Yeah, this is ringing a bell.
01:35:05.000 So basically, it was founded back during like Malcolm X's widow was actually the vice president of its going or of the Republic of New Africa.
01:35:19.000 They drafted a constitution, they drafted a Declaration of Independence, and one of their main credence, or one of their main things that they want is five southern United States in order to build the Republic of New Africa.
01:35:35.000 All right, fine.
01:35:36.000 And one of those states is Georgia.
01:35:41.000 Oh, and that's where they just bought a bunch of land.
01:35:44.000 That's where they just bought a bunch of land.
01:35:48.000 Who's paying for?
01:35:49.000 Maybe this is where some of that BLM money is going to.
01:35:52.000 Speaking.
01:35:53.000 Yeah, no, really. 1.00
01:35:55.000 If you look at the people who are like the founders of the Republic of New Africa, they are some violent, fucked up people. 0.98
01:36:03.000 The first dude, like the founder, their first official president, ended up getting accused of kidnapping a white couple in his neighborhood. 0.98
01:36:13.000 And then he fled to Cuba and then fled to China, where he spent most of his time.
01:36:17.000 And then he ended up coming back and they ended up dropping the charges.
01:36:21.000 But one of their other presidents is this violent dude who's been in and out of prison.
01:36:27.000 It's like a whole thing.
01:36:30.000 You know, this is true, too, of the man who started Kwanzaa. 1.00
01:36:34.000 He was a corrupt asshole. 1.00
01:36:36.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:36:37.000 And Farrakhan and Elijah Muhammad with the Nation of Islam, the five percenters. 1.00
01:36:44.000 Exactly.
01:36:44.000 All it takes is just one idea and enough people pushing for it.
01:36:48.000 I wonder if the not fucking around coalition is going to end up with the same fate.
01:36:54.000 Honestly, I was looking at, it threw me off because I believe it's that coalition or like the African Freedom Fighters or whatever. 0.75
01:37:05.000 Their flag is basically just the reverse of the Republic of New Africa. 0.98
01:37:11.000 It sounds like a bunch of assholes with the bad plan who are getting tons of funding. 0.99
01:37:17.000 And the question is, who is funding this? 0.98
01:37:21.000 Well, I mean, we already saw the BLM and Antifa today with that Holly chick getting them a U-Haul and funding them with her having SoroFest, which, again, I think goes along with your theory of it's just a bunch of lawyers that have Soros connections at some point.
01:37:38.000 Not necessarily direct connections, but possibly a previous acquaintance or somebody who was part of a company at some point, and then they get together and they start pushing it.
01:37:50.000 Yeah, it reeks of that.
01:37:54.000 And you think the beauty of these people being deemed terrorist organizations and stuff is we get discovery and we start to see emails and we see like who paid for that U-Haul?
01:38:06.000 Who sent her the check?
01:38:08.000 Why?
01:38:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:38:12.000 Yeah, my wife is telling me that there's been like a bunch of probes into Portland and Tifa phones around here, but they're not disclosing exactly how much information they have acquired and they're not telling Congress.
01:38:24.000 Congress is just going to throw it up on social media and turn it into this politicized event. 0.99
01:38:30.000 Oh, so the Portland, whatever, FBI are doing their jobs and they're starting to handle this?
01:38:37.000 Apparently.
01:38:40.000 Is that where you live?
01:38:40.000 I've been picked up ever since they've been documented.
01:38:43.000 Is that where you live?
01:38:46.000 Yeah, I'm in the Beaverton area. 0.99
01:38:49.000 Wow, it must be fucking insane living there. 0.94
01:38:53.000 Honestly, we don't really get it. 0.99
01:38:55.000 We live right over around the suburb area. 1.00
01:39:02.000 We had one protest, like a bunch of people walking circles around the, it was fucking pathetic. 0.99
01:39:08.000 Like, honestly, we sat on our balcony laughing at them the whole time. 0.98
01:39:14.000 I really want there to be some sort of investigation because we need to know where this money is coming from.
01:39:19.000 I'm sick of all this, like, they've been deemed a terrorist organization. 0.99
01:39:23.000 You go, so fucking what? 0.99
01:39:27.000 You know? 0.99
01:39:29.000 Yeah.
01:39:32.000 All right.
01:39:32.000 Thanks for coming.
01:39:33.000 Like, it would just be nice to have some transparency.
01:39:35.000 Have a good night, guys.
01:39:36.000 Later.
01:39:37.000 Weird ending there, right?
01:39:39.000 That happens.
01:39:40.000 The delay.
01:39:42.000 Brian.
01:39:45.000 Hey, guys.
01:39:46.000 Hey, dude.
01:39:49.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm going to hurt your ego a little bit, but at the same time, kind of boost it.
01:39:55.000 What boost?
01:39:56.000 Thank you for that.
01:40:00.000 A speedball?
01:40:04.000 But so I kind of found you a couple years ago when you did that video where you talked to the chick and told her that the coyotes were raping the illegals.
01:40:13.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:15.000 And she had no idea that coyotes were a thing.
01:40:20.000 Yeah.
01:40:21.000 But what's funny about that is the left has no basis in reality and they don't understand comedy either.
01:40:30.000 There's this video going around right now that came out eight years ago from The Onion of a little boy who laughs on a fake talk show about murdering a house intruder.
01:40:45.000 And a bunch of people I went to high school with and just the video being shared on Facebook, everyone's saying like, oh, how ridiculous is this that they're laughing about this?
01:40:56.000 See, this is Trump's America.
01:40:58.000 And it's a total parody about the right and how right looks at it.
01:41:02.000 Like, it's their meme. 1.00
01:41:03.000 It's their fucking video. 0.99
01:41:05.000 Like, it's a joke about the right. 1.00
01:41:07.000 And they don't even get it.
01:41:11.000 This is why the Babylon B is having so much trouble these days because their jokes have become reality and now they can't decipher clown world from reality. 0.97
01:41:25.000 And it's just a fucking hilarious video because even at the end of it, they're like, should ugly women, the ugliest woman turns 51 today, or the world's oldest pretty woman turns 51 today. 0.97
01:41:40.000 And they don't even get it. 0.99
01:41:42.000 But also, on a secondary note, every time you yell at Ryan, I think of the movie Law Abiding Citizen, where he says it's called a wrench dumbass. 1.00
01:41:52.000 Or that's what wrenches are for, dumbass. 0.99
01:41:56.000 Oh, that's what wrenches are for. 0.99
01:41:58.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:41:59.000 You gave us a lot of homework.
01:42:00.000 We got a lot to check out.
01:42:02.000 Can you email that in, by the way?
01:42:05.000 Just check it out.
01:42:06.000 That link?
01:42:06.000 I don't think that was the right one.
01:42:10.000 Oh, but the wrench dumbass. 0.98
01:42:12.000 Yeah, that I can get. 1.00
01:42:13.000 We'll get it then, dumbass. 0.99
01:42:14.000 All right. 1.00
01:42:16.000 Low-abiding citizen.
01:42:20.000 Here we go.
01:42:24.000 Better be good.
01:42:25.000 Well, that's easy.
01:42:28.000 Now, you're the one who makes deals with murderers, yeah?
01:42:31.000 So I've come to make mine.
01:42:33.000 Oh, I remember this book.
01:42:36.000 What kind of a confession?
01:42:37.000 He's for Glasgow, by the way.
01:42:40.000 Yeah, well, since you want a murderer, what might that be?
01:42:44.000 A bed.
01:42:49.000 But a nice bed.
01:42:51.000 I want a nice new one for myself.
01:42:55.000 You're going to have to deal with that because the one I have is lumpy, Nick.
01:42:58.000 It's making me crazy.
01:43:00.000 Glad, I think you got me confused with the detail people.
01:43:03.000 See, I don't deal with prison conditions.
01:43:05.000 I believe those cops are bolted into the cells. 1.00
01:43:08.000 Well, that's what wrenches are for, dumbass. 0.99
01:43:15.000 You know, I saw, I was at SNL live when he was on, and he was doing a bit on the Glaswegian accent. 0.99
01:43:24.000 And I thought, I was there, standing there, there was the seating right before the stage.
01:43:29.000 There's high-up seating here, and then there's the stage seating where you sit in the front room.
01:43:35.000 And this probably isn't a great story to tell because I pussied out.
01:43:39.000 But I thought I could run up right now.
01:43:43.000 And I was with like staff.
01:43:45.000 So I wasn't sitting anywhere.
01:43:47.000 I was standing like with these guys and all the, hello, we got someone over here. 0.97
01:43:51.000 And I thought, I could just fucking run at this desk right now. 0.52
01:43:55.000 It would be the only time I think that SNL has ever been stormed. 0.97
01:44:01.000 And I could say, serious people, by the way, you're mocking the Scots accent.
01:44:07.000 Scaling Wilprint. 0.99
01:44:08.000 Make up some dumb, like, pretend I'm some Scottish political dude. 0.99
01:44:12.000 No, that's not it. 0.99
01:44:13.000 It was the SNL desk.
01:44:16.000 Oh, the news, okay.
01:44:18.000 The news desk. 0.99
01:44:20.000 And that's, you got the wrong fucking actor. 1.00
01:44:22.000 You didn't put in Gerard Butler, you boob. 0.99
01:44:25.000 I did it first, but even less stuff came up.
01:44:30.000 And I didn't do it. 0.98
01:44:38.000 I thought, fuck it, that could have been huge. 1.00
01:44:41.000 Huge. 1.00
01:44:42.000 Anyway, let's take another call.
01:44:44.000 Terrible story about a guy posting out or something.
01:44:51.000 Joe.
01:44:54.000 Hey.
01:44:55.000 Hey, guy.
01:44:56.000 You're cool.
01:44:57.000 Oh, good.
01:45:00.000 Well, I'm just calling here from Vancouver, British Columbia, a white minority here.
01:45:05.000 And I just wanted to talk to you a little bit about Rhodesia.
01:45:08.000 Okay.
01:45:09.000 You sound like Nardwar. 0.80
01:45:11.000 Nardwar! 0.96
01:45:12.000 Yeah, I was going to talk to you.
01:45:13.000 I just came back from interviewing Kirk Obain in my time machine.
01:45:19.000 Okay.
01:45:20.000 Yeah, but I just wanted to talk to you a little bit about Rhodesia.
01:45:23.000 You know, you got those trillion dollars, but you don't have the $100 trillion bill.
01:45:29.000 Okay, you see, I didn't know anything about Rhodesia a year ago, and I became obsessed with it.
01:45:34.000 Like, Mugabe died, right?
01:45:35.000 A year ago.
01:45:35.000 That's when he died.
01:45:37.000 I looked up everything about Rhodesia.
01:45:39.000 I got books.
01:45:40.000 I got the coins.
01:45:42.000 I got the old bills.
01:45:43.000 And then I got the Zimbabwean bills.
01:45:46.000 $100 trillion note.
01:45:48.000 That's the biggest note.
01:45:49.000 I thought I was leading the charge with $10 trillion.
01:45:55.000 No, you need $100 trillion.
01:45:57.000 That's the thing.
01:45:58.000 That's the ticket.
01:46:00.000 That is amazing.
01:46:01.000 $100 trillion.
01:46:05.000 At which point do you just give up and start using American dollars?
01:46:11.000 Well, they did right away.
01:46:13.000 They did.
01:46:15.000 They still do.
01:46:16.000 They finally made a new note.
01:46:18.000 They were banned from printing money.
01:46:20.000 They were banned somehow.
01:46:21.000 You can't print any more money.
01:46:23.000 They finally just printed more money this year.
01:46:25.000 I need to get my hands on it.
01:46:27.000 That does sound like the sweetest plum.
01:46:30.000 I have a theory about the no suburbs thing, the abolished suburbs.
01:46:34.000 They want to create an urban gulag, you see.
01:46:37.000 They don't want families.
01:46:38.000 They don't want cars.
01:46:39.000 You can't even have cars.
01:46:40.000 But they refashion, oh, it's a walkable city like Vancouver here.
01:46:43.000 It's a walkable city.
01:46:46.000 No cars, no kids.
01:46:48.000 You just go to work.
01:46:49.000 You love your pets.
01:46:50.000 They're your fur babies or whatever.
01:46:52.000 It's like an ant colony.
01:46:54.000 Like you said, they have their little worker bees. 0.95
01:46:57.000 Yeah, I mean, it's conceivable.
01:46:58.000 It's a good model for a town of maybe like 100,000.
01:47:05.000 What happens when you have a place that's like New York that wants 7 million in the day?
01:47:14.000 You got your worker bees goulet.
01:47:16.000 That's it.
01:47:17.000 That's it.
01:47:17.000 But I love studying Rhodesia because it's a canary in the coal mine for what's going on in the West.
01:47:22.000 And I got this quote from Ian Smith, who was the prime minister of Rhodesia.
01:47:26.000 And he said, pushing people forward simply because of their color, irrespective of merit, would be most unfortunate and would, of course, lead to disaster.
01:47:36.000 It would mean that Rhodesia would then develop into a kind of banana republic where the country would in no time be bankrupt. 0.53
01:47:43.000 Correct, sir.
01:47:46.000 What year did he say that?
01:47:50.000 Well, he said it in 1970.
01:47:53.000 Well, he has an interview with William Buckley in the 1970s, 1960s.
01:47:58.000 Amazing.
01:47:59.000 You can see it all on YouTube.
01:48:00.000 It's all on YouTube, including the song, It's a Long Way to Mukumbura, which has a million views now.
01:48:07.000 It's a long way to Mukumbura.
01:48:10.000 It's like Afrikaans a little bit, eh?
01:48:12.000 Because they had a lot of Afrikaans in Rhodesia. 0.91
01:48:15.000 Well, it's funny that there's this new show called Knots and Crosses that imagines this crazy world where whites are second-class citizens and blacks are in power. 0.94
01:48:24.000 And you're like, hmm. 0.94
01:48:26.000 No, they didn't even have the wheel. 0.97
01:48:28.000 But I couldn't imagine a place where blacks are calling the shots and whites are second-class citizens. 0.94
01:48:35.000 Oh, no, I don't have to imagine. 1.00
01:48:37.000 I can look at South Africa right now, and it's that exact fucking scenario. 0.99
01:48:44.000 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 1.00
01:48:46.000 And you got the EFF down there with Julius Malemba, and he's just the boar and all this other shit. 1.00
01:48:52.000 Shoot to kill. 0.99
01:48:54.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude. 1.00
01:48:56.000 You sound like on the 11th of November in the independent state.
01:49:04.000 It was much against the wishes of certain governments whose leaders tried to break us down and make us all repent.
01:49:11.000 But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.
01:49:15.000 We'll leave our land a free land from the enemy coming in.
01:49:19.000 We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till the rivers running dry.
01:49:24.000 And this mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die.
01:49:29.000 It's kind of racist.
01:49:31.000 Beautiful.
01:49:32.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
01:49:36.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.
01:49:38.000 Kind of weird for a Canadian to get that involved.
01:49:42.000 I support it.
01:49:43.000 It's still weird.
01:49:53.000 It's a long way to show.
01:49:58.000 It's a long way from your hometown.
01:50:02.000 But you can't help yourself.
01:50:06.000 That's good.
01:50:11.000 Don't see such a square.
01:50:15.000 It's a long, long way.
01:50:26.000 Good jam.
01:50:27.000 That's not bad at all.
01:50:28.000 Here's the thing that that guy was Talking about last week, Lucas Armitage bravely defended his family and his home when he stopped an intruder all by himself just by using his daddy's gun.
01:50:40.000 That's right, and Lucas and his dad Jack are with us in the studio this morning.
01:50:43.000 Good morning to both of you.
01:50:45.000 Now, Lucas, can you tell us what happened?
01:50:47.000 I see the onion logo.
01:50:52.000 So you found it all by yourself, right?
01:50:54.000 I take it out a lot.
01:50:55.000 Sometimes I just look at it.
01:50:57.000 Right now, it was a burglar, wasn't it, Lucas?
01:51:00.000 He was trying to steal things.
01:51:01.000 He looked hungry.
01:51:02.000 When he saw I had the gun, he put his hands up and said, please don't shoot.
01:51:06.000 But you didn't listen to him, did you? 0.94
01:51:08.000 I knew it would be easy to shoot him. 0.99
01:51:09.000 Just aim and pull the trigger. 1.00
01:51:11.000 That's right.
01:51:12.000 Well, and that's exactly what you did. 0.92
01:51:13.000 You shot him in the leg, didn't you? 0.97
01:51:15.000 You put one right through the kneecap, right? 0.89
01:51:17.000 Yeah, it was like, bang, really loud, and he fell down screaming.
01:51:20.000 And there was lots of blood coming out.
01:51:21.000 Lucas, you really are a hero. 0.97
01:51:23.000 He started crawling away and crying, so I shot him in the back.
01:51:25.000 Yeah, you must be so proud of your son, Jack. 0.95
01:51:28.000 And then he stood over and shot him like, bang, bang.
01:51:30.000 Wait, I'm so radical that I'm watching this and having the opposite reaction of the left, which is good work.
01:51:36.000 Take me after the JL fight.
01:51:38.000 Well, how'd you manage to do that, Lucas? 0.95
01:51:40.000 Either you shoot at the temples and pull down, or you shoot at the side of the skull wall.
01:51:44.000 It's the weakest part of the skull, he's right.
01:51:46.000 That's very sophisticated.
01:51:47.000 Based on screaming, ugh. 1.00
01:51:50.000 Yeah, right.
01:51:50.000 And then I showed off each one of his fingers, and then he stopped screaming.
01:51:53.000 So, Jack, it was the screaming you heard that woke you up so you could call the police?
01:51:57.000 No, no, actually, it was Lucas laughing that woke me up.
01:52:00.000 I had never heard the kid laugh so hard.
01:52:02.000 There was blood all over me.
01:52:03.000 They smeared it all over himself.
01:52:05.000 Really?
01:52:06.000 I liked the way the blood made me feel.
01:52:07.000 Oh, now your school gave you a special award for courage, right?
01:52:11.000 We have a photograph of that award ceremony.
01:52:13.000 Let's take a look.
01:52:14.000 Oh, Lucas, you didn't even change your shirt before you got your award.
01:52:18.000 Why would he change his shirt?
01:52:18.000 That's his honor shirt.
01:52:19.000 I want the blood.
01:52:20.000 Yeah.
01:52:21.000 It must have been fun getting that award at school, right?
01:52:25.000 Maybe this is why the onion failed.
01:52:27.000 He's got a little job.
01:52:28.000 Because they were so out of touch. 0.99
01:52:32.000 And they were shitting on people. 0.95
01:52:34.000 Sentence he said that you disagree with, or one policy he's going to enact? 1.00
01:52:39.000 Well, one sentence was that if his daughter wasn't his daughter, he insinuated he would have sex with her. 0.99
01:52:45.000 I think he was trying to flatter her. 0.99
01:52:46.000 All that, you know?
01:52:48.000 Well, they bring it up, though.
01:52:49.000 They make it a big thing, and then he says, all right, you really have to know.
01:52:52.000 It's pretty reasonable size.
01:52:54.000 I didn't watch the debate. 0.98
01:52:56.000 Yeah, he's racist. 1.00
01:52:57.000 He's sexist. 0.99
01:52:59.000 I haven't heard really any firm policy. 0.72
01:53:01.000 We just keep hearing these terms, racist.
01:53:03.000 What's a racist thing he said? 0.87
01:53:05.000 That he insinuating that Mexico is sending their rapists? 0.98
01:53:08.000 They are. 1.00
01:53:10.000 80% of the young girls across the border get raped. 1.00
01:53:12.000 I thought you feminists hate rape. 1.00
01:53:14.000 I do. 0.99
01:53:15.000 So do you think 80% is a pretty bad stat for women getting raped? 0.74
01:53:20.000 80% of the women crossing the border get raped. 0.90
01:53:23.000 By Americans? 1.00
01:53:25.000 No, by illegals.
01:53:27.000 Birdie! 0.99
01:53:28.000 Okay.
01:53:29.000 Thanks.
01:53:30.000 Thanks.
01:53:31.000 Don't thank me.
01:53:32.000 I didn't rape anybody.
01:53:34.000 I didn't say you did, but you're coming and you're spinning everything that everyone says.
01:53:38.000 I'm just trying to tell you basic information.
01:53:40.000 80%. 0.63
01:53:42.000 80% of young women who cross the border get raped. 0.98
01:53:46.000 By illegals? 0.97
01:53:47.000 Yes, by coyotes and illegals.
01:53:50.000 Why wouldn't you?
01:53:51.000 Coyote is goodbye. 0.96
01:53:55.000 Kevin, you're talking about animal rape. 0.98
01:53:58.000 Coyotes don't rape girls. 1.00
01:53:59.000 Foolish. 0.99
01:54:00.000 No, not literal coyotes. 1.00
01:54:02.000 You literal idiot woman, you fucking dummy. 1.00
01:54:05.000 And that's, again, what pisses me off about all this is if you cared about immigration, you'd know the term coyote. 1.00
01:54:13.000 You'd know it means top smuggler.
01:54:17.000 All right.
01:54:18.000 How are we doing?
01:54:18.000 We got five more minutes here.
01:54:20.000 You were going to show the William F. Buckley thing?
01:54:22.000 Yes.
01:54:22.000 Yes, I was.
01:54:24.000 I think this is an indication of how much we have tried.
01:54:28.000 Now, this is an hour long.
01:54:30.000 So let's watch it.
01:54:32.000 Yeah.
01:54:33.000 To what extent you have succeeded.
01:54:34.000 What is the literacy rate?
01:54:39.000 And the black population at this point.
01:54:41.000 It's very difficult, again, to be precise.
01:54:43.000 As far as most of the older Africans are concerned, the majority of them never saw the inside of a school. 0.99
01:54:50.000 But today, there are very few who don't see the inside of a school.
01:54:54.000 They've seen the inside of a skull.
01:54:57.000 And we do believe in fairly high standards.
01:54:59.000 I think this is the crux of our policy.
01:55:02.000 We believe that democracy is...
01:55:04.000 Do yourselves a favor, folks at home.
01:55:06.000 Do not Google image Rhodesian farmers and don't do it on the show, please.
01:55:13.000 Because when you see what rot Zimbabwe and what happened to the farmers of Rhodesia, you will be shaken to your core. 0.91
01:55:22.000 Speaking of which, I finished another drawing, much better than the other one.
01:55:26.000 It's a werewolf wearing an 88 shirt.
01:55:30.000 I know that's going to probably be seen as racist.
01:55:32.000 I was thinking of Max Fish that was founded in 1988.
01:55:35.000 I have an 88 shirt from Max Fish that I got a long time ago.
01:55:39.000 Anyway, it's a werewolf out for Bud.
01:55:41.000 And then, of course, we have Say Her Name, Breonna Taylor.
01:55:46.000 Not the strongest drawing I've ever done, but that might even make it more valuable.
01:55:53.000 It's a rarity.
01:55:55.000 A rarely terrible drawing.
01:56:02.000 We have Zach online.
01:56:04.000 Something's going down.
01:56:04.000 It's the way it seems.
01:56:08.000 Hey, you guys.
01:56:09.000 Thanks for having me.
01:56:11.000 My question is in regards, or kind of a theory, honestly, would be in regards to China and these Black Lives Matter protests.
01:56:23.000 I know previously you guys had the whole, you know, how money was getting towards Black Lives Matter with that whole pro-China thing.
01:56:34.000 And if you look at where all the Black Lives Matter protests are happening, they're happening in Washington, in fucking Portland, Austin, and New York, which there's one big city that I feel like is really missing out of all that.
01:56:50.000 And I feel like it'd be SF. 0.74
01:56:53.000 And my big crazy theory would be that maybe that all of this is happening and these guys are funneling these big techs. 0.99
01:57:02.000 They're getting money from China, and then they're just saying, Well, we don't want that shit on our porch. 0.99
01:57:07.000 So they're basically just outsourcing it and saying, Well, go fuck up Portland, go fuck up Washington, go fuck up Austin. 0.99
01:57:14.000 But as soon as it comes up on our porch, that's where I feel like they're really just not having it. 0.99
01:57:19.000 That's a pretty good theory, my man. 0.99
01:57:22.000 That is pretty pretty good because they wouldn't do it on a black, a city like Detroit because people go, they're fucking up Detroit. 1.00
01:57:32.000 They're fucking up black cities. 1.00
01:57:34.000 But if you fuck up the whitest cities in the entire country, you're not going to get in as much shit. 1.00
01:57:44.000 Well, most definitely. 1.00
01:57:46.000 And I like, I work and I, like, trust me, with all the coronavirus shit, I accidentally got a job at Amazon and that fucking sucked. 0.98
01:57:53.000 But the big thing is, is that I go around and I see all these liberal signs, Black Lives Matter, this. 1.00
01:57:59.000 Yeah, HAIT has no home here, all that bullshit. 0.97
01:58:02.000 But then you would imagine that with all this ideology, there would actually be action that would follow it. 0.96
01:58:07.000 And there's one thing that we haven't seen, and it's action.
01:58:10.000 And just like we saw recently in, where was that, in Louisville, where they had U-Hauls and they have all this funding.
01:58:17.000 My theory is that they're just not putting as much money into the Bay Area and putting way more money into the surrounding areas.
01:58:24.000 So then therefore the violence gets to a higher level, if that makes sense.
01:58:29.000 Good theory, dude.
01:58:31.000 Thanks for calling.
01:58:32.000 Smoke show.
01:58:34.000 Smoke show of a theory.
01:58:37.000 What is that?
01:58:38.000 That's French for theory.
01:58:40.000 I'm not being, I'm saying it in a funny way, but I do think that is a good theory.
01:58:45.000 Do you think we could encourage people to write into Gary's mailbag?
01:58:49.000 We're running very low on those.
01:58:50.000 Running low on Gary's mailbag, guys.
01:58:52.000 We only have two.
01:58:53.000 He came by the studio today, and we said, go away.
01:58:56.000 We don't have any questions for you.
01:59:00.000 Gary or Gary video question should be the subject and you just bring that into the mailbag.
01:59:06.000 Just put Gary's mailbag in the subject.
01:59:07.000 Yep.
01:59:08.000 You could send him videos.
01:59:09.000 Make it as hard as possible.
01:59:10.000 I like seeing him stumped.
01:59:12.000 Which you could stump him with eight plus seven.
01:59:15.000 By the way, you weren't here at the studio today.
01:59:17.000 He brought over a giant jug of milk.
01:59:20.000 What?
01:59:20.000 It was white, and it had no label on it or anything.
01:59:24.000 And I've never seen this before.
01:59:25.000 And I go, is this water?
01:59:27.000 Juice?
01:59:27.000 He goes, put it, go to the fridge.
01:59:29.000 Put that in your kitchen in the fridge.
01:59:32.000 And I go, but what is it?
01:59:33.000 And he goes, it's milk.
01:59:34.000 What does it look like?
01:59:36.000 And it was this like squat, big thing with a white thing on the top.
01:59:41.000 No, no labels, nothing.
01:59:45.000 What the?
01:59:46.000 Just a white. 0.65
01:59:47.000 I regret not taking a picture of it because when I was leaving, sorry, when he was leaving, I go, we don't want this.
01:59:54.000 And he was like, oh, well, you can have it.
01:59:55.000 I go, I don't want this, Gary.
01:59:57.000 Take it away.
01:59:59.000 And he's like, well, keep it.
02:00:01.000 He's confused.
02:00:02.000 Why wouldn't you want perfectly good milk?
02:00:05.000 If there's nothing I want to take from a bum, it's milk. 1.00
02:00:10.000 I've never seen a container like this before.
02:00:12.000 It looked like a survivalist's kitchen thing.
02:00:16.000 Now purify your own milk.
02:00:19.000 See that one with the blue top right there in the middle?
02:00:23.000 Oh, no, this one here?
02:00:24.000 No, no, no.
02:00:24.000 The blue top, Brian.
02:00:26.000 No?
02:00:27.000 Yeah, that.
02:00:28.000 Regular gallon.
02:00:29.000 Every time you see milk, it has a thing and it stops, and then there's the top, and the top's a different color.
02:00:35.000 This was flush.
02:00:36.000 So it was more like a plastic box with a handle. 0.62
02:00:40.000 What the hell?
02:00:41.000 It was weird. 0.90
02:00:42.000 Wow.
02:00:44.000 We have a caller on the line.
02:00:45.000 Okay.
02:00:47.000 This is the last call.
02:00:48.000 Yeah.
02:00:52.000 Good, buddy.
02:00:54.000 519.
02:00:58.000 Hello?
02:00:59.000 Hello?
02:01:01.000 Hey, Gav, and it's the crew leader of the Homo Zone. 1.00
02:01:06.000 How dare you?
02:01:09.000 I sent a...
02:01:12.000 I DM Ryan thing sometimes, but it's mostly just making fun of him, so I think he's ignoring me now.
02:01:18.000 No, I'm not ignoring you.
02:01:20.000 There's too many.
02:01:20.000 I'm sorry.
02:01:22.000 I would get back to you if I could.
02:01:23.000 Too many.
02:01:25.000 It's okay.
02:01:26.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00
02:01:27.000 Just stop fucking touching your hair and it's okay. 0.99
02:01:29.000 But I sent a thing about there's a new show or movie or something coming out on Crave. 0.99
02:01:36.000 It's called The Comey Rule. 1.00
02:01:39.000 And it makes Trump look like a fucking absolute villain. 0.99
02:01:44.000 And what's it on? 1.00
02:01:46.000 I don't know why they're still going to hear it.
02:01:48.000 It's about the whole Comey FBI investigation with Russia. 0.98
02:01:53.000 And even though this was all bullshit, I think they're still going to release it. 0.98
02:01:58.000 My guess is probably like a week before the election. 0.99
02:02:00.000 What's crazy?
02:02:01.000 What's the case?
02:02:03.000 I think it's a way to watch.
02:02:04.000 Crave is like, I think it's like HBO and all that stuff.
02:02:07.000 It's Showtime.
02:02:08.000 Showtime.
02:02:10.000 Or it's a way to watch a bunch of different stuff.
02:02:12.000 It's like a platform for all of them.
02:02:13.000 Like Hulu.
02:02:13.000 Yeah, it's like a Netflix, but it's a Showtime show, though.
02:02:16.000 It's a big park and all kinds of stuff on it.
02:02:19.000 Yeah, look up the Comey Roll trailer. 1.00
02:02:23.000 It's fucked. 1.00
02:02:24.000 Jeff Daniels is a scumbag for doing that. 1.00
02:02:26.000 Thanks. 1.00
02:02:28.000 Okay, well, check it out.
02:02:29.000 Thanks for calling.
02:02:31.000 Okay, thanks.
02:02:32.000 Peace. 0.99
02:02:41.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00
02:02:43.000 What is going on with your hair? 1.00
02:02:44.000 What is that?
02:02:45.000 Troll 2?
02:02:46.000 That's hair, the face.
02:02:48.000 He doesn't look like that.
02:02:50.000 He's in jail.
02:02:51.000 Suddenly, they're ready to talk.
02:02:53.000 Oh my god.
02:02:55.000 What about you?
02:02:57.000 Am I overreacting?
02:02:59.000 This is how a mob boss talks.
02:03:02.000 Who's the president?
02:03:04.000 Am I supposed to refuse his call?
02:03:07.000 He just asked you to put loyalty to him above the threat posed by Russia. 0.68
02:03:13.000 We have to expand this investigation to include the president himself.
02:03:19.000 We believe General Flynn is now compromised.
02:03:22.000 Available by a full adversary.
02:03:24.000 This was not us.
02:03:26.000 This was an attack on me.
02:03:29.000 It did not disguise.
02:03:31.000 We've got people thinking I like golden jowers.
02:03:35.000 And I've been very loyal to you.
02:03:38.000 You're not investigating me.
02:03:45.000 The job is about protecting people.
02:03:49.000 Every decision comes back to that.
02:03:53.000 I just noticed I can't see the White House from here.
02:04:00.000 The Egg McMuffin, really?
02:04:02.000 Was it Barack?
02:04:03.000 Saw that?
02:04:06.000 He's the hero of the whole show, I bet.
02:04:10.000 Is that AOC?
02:04:13.000 Yeah, yeah, that's Barack.
02:04:16.000 That never bothered me before.
02:04:21.000 We should subject ourselves to that.
02:04:23.000 That looks so bad.
02:04:24.000 I will do it.
02:04:24.000 Yeah, let's see if we can take it.
02:04:26.000 We'll work out.
02:04:26.000 You know, we'll have some Gatorade.
02:04:28.000 We'll put on sweatpants.
02:04:30.000 Nice.
02:04:30.000 And a sweatband and be like, that sounds awesome.
02:04:36.000 Again, repeal the 19th Amendment. 0.99
02:04:38.000 There's so many fucking housewives, and I don't mean to disparage housewives, but wives that are going to watch that and accept it as fact, and it's going to affect their fucking voting. 1.00
02:04:48.000 Jesus age Christ. 1.00
02:04:50.000 What a clown world we're living in. 0.93
02:04:53.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.91