Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST [2020-09-22 - S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST]

00:00:02.000 Love my family, love my faith.

00:00:05.000 Love the morning breath I take.

00:00:07.000 I'm a free loving man.

00:00:12.000 Now I'm telling you, I'm head off my face.

00:00:22.000 Turn off the state run, so-called news.

00:00:25.000 Mainstream feed ain't no good for you.

00:00:27.000 Oh, free loving man.

00:00:32.000 Now I paid my taxes, did my job.

00:00:35.000 Fail Free Loving Man.

00:00:43.000 What's his name again?

00:00:44.000 Russ Rovers? 0.91

00:00:46.000 For free love.

00:00:49.000 Russ Robson.

00:00:50.000 Russ Robson.

00:00:51.000 From my Southern Ontario.

00:00:54.000 F-U-N. 1.00

00:00:55.000 Fuck the UN.

00:00:56.000 S-O-S. 0.99

00:00:56.000 Someone get me my yellow vest. 0.99

00:00:58.000 Doesn't mention me in this song, and he's clearly heavily influenced by me.

00:01:01.000 We're from the same place.

00:01:03.000 Same with Nick Fuentes.

00:01:04.000 There'd be no Nick Fuentes without Gav.

00:01:08.000 Guys gotta fucking drop my name.

00:01:09.000 Lynn McGinley did the whole book about the early aughts.

00:01:11.000 Barely mentioned me once.

00:01:14.000 I guess because if they do mention me, they get banned.

00:01:18.000 Woody Guthrie, dude, he was a communist.

00:01:21.000 Turn it up.

00:01:30.000 All those cases.

00:01:31.000 Well, that's picking up.

00:01:34.000 Keep it covered up like Epstein's death.

00:01:36.000 Number free.

00:01:38.000 Covered up like Epstein's death.

00:01:42.000 Bring them down now all the way.

00:01:44.000 Shoot them up like Bill Beats and Gates for free loving man. 0.90

00:01:50.000 Anyway, check that song out.

00:01:51.000 Free Loving Man.

00:01:52.000 I considered doing Whitney Houston's song.

00:01:55.000 It's been in my head all day, The Greatest Love of All.

00:01:57.000 Actually, it's not called The Greatest Love of All.

00:02:00.000 It's Greatest Love of All.

00:02:01.000 Isn't it amazing how forgiving the bigotry of low expectations is?

00:02:05.000 She was on a reality show where Bobby, what's his name, was picking doo-doo bubbles out of her butt, which are small nuggets of shit, I guess.

00:02:16.000 And they said, that's true love.

00:02:18.000 That's black love.

00:02:20.000 Fishing them out.

00:02:21.000 And it's on.

00:02:22.000 Like, imagine, we had a guy in Canada.

00:02:26.000 Can you fix the angle on that TV?

00:02:28.000 We had a guy in Canada who bring it that way a little more.

00:02:34.000 Yeah.

00:02:35.000 Who did crack once.

00:02:36.000 Remember the mayor?

00:02:37.000 And he was on Jimmy Kimmel.

00:02:38.000 They couldn't wait to talk about it.

00:02:40.000 What the fuck was his name?

00:02:41.000 Ford?

00:02:42.000 Yeah, Rob Ford.

00:02:44.000 He was on Kimmel.

00:02:45.000 They flew him down.

00:02:46.000 Marion Berry was a regular crack smoker. 0.91

00:02:50.000 Rob Ford conceded that he did it once when he was wasted.

00:02:53.000 And who hasn't?

00:02:55.000 Marion Berry did it, was arrested for it, was re-elected.

00:03:00.000 Different standards.

00:03:01.000 And if you have different standards, you're racist because you see them as less.

00:03:04.000 I have different standards for people with Down syndrome.

00:03:08.000 I let them get away with more because they're mentally handicapped. 1.00

00:03:11.000 You're saying that mentally handicapped, but go back to that Whitney Houston song?

00:03:17.000 This is back before she had doo-doo bubbles. 0.67

00:03:33.000 You know, I always thought it'd be funny to change these lyrics to skinheads. 0.82

00:03:38.000 Wouldn't that be good?

00:03:40.000 I believe that skinheads are our future. 1.00

00:03:43.000 I've thought that was amusing for about 20 years now, however old that song is.

00:03:46.000 Actually, let's...

00:03:47.000 Can we do that?

00:03:48.000 Sure.

00:03:49.000 Get a green screen going.

00:04:14.000 I believe that skinheads are our future. 1.00

00:04:18.000 Teach them well and let them lead the way.

00:04:22.000 Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

00:04:28.000 Give them a sense of peace to make it easier.

00:04:35.000 Let the skinheads laugh.

00:04:39.000 Remind us how we used to be.

00:04:55.000 That montage, by the way, was from a great documentary Don Letz did, where he says skinheads aren't racist.

00:05:02.000 Do we have to go through the origin of skinheads?

00:05:05.000 Like when Proud Boys got Fred Perry's, why did you choose an obvious Nazi skinhead, Fred Perry?

00:05:11.000 Yeah, because out of the billions of people who wear Fred Perry's, you found one group that does.

00:05:17.000 Forget mods, forget Freddie Mercury, forget Amy Winehouse, forget fucking all the billions of other subcultures, punk rockers that wore them. 1.00

00:05:27.000 Skinheads wore them once.

00:05:28.000 Ergo, they are Nazi skinhead wear.

00:05:31.000 The book, today's book, is The Know-It-All by A.J. Jacobs.

00:05:35.000 He's a bit of a beta male, so it can be a little annoying reading his writing, but this is a really good book where he decided to read the encyclopedia.

00:05:44.000 Read the whole thing from literally from A to Z. And he's a very good writer.

00:05:49.000 It's a pleasant, fun, silly read.

00:05:52.000 I highly recommend it.

00:05:53.000 My beef with him is he did this article once about this cult leader who never lies.

00:06:00.000 And he says lying is morally wrong, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:04.000 Which is true.

00:06:05.000 But he said you have to lie sometimes.

00:06:09.000 Because all you do, if you live a life of never lying, is you just tell a woman that you want to fuck them. 0.96

00:06:15.000 All day and all night.

00:06:17.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:18.000 What did it?

00:06:22.000 Parking garage guy said he's going to shut today.

00:06:28.000 Dang.

00:06:30.000 I can get another car.

00:06:34.000 What was I talking about?

00:06:35.000 Lying.

00:06:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:38.000 You should never lie, but that doesn't mean you have to tell every woman the truth when you walk down the street.

00:06:42.000 If I did that, I would just be saying, nice tits, I'd like to touch them. 1.00

00:06:46.000 Like, that's retarded again. 1.00

00:06:48.000 So, in his article, I think it was for Vanity Fair, maybe it was Esquire, he is that him?

00:06:57.000 Yeah, that article turned me off him.

00:06:59.000 He just talks about how he spoke to his maid about how he wants to sleep with her, and he told his wife that he wants to sleep with her because he was doing an experiment.

00:07:06.000 He's an immersionist, the word I invented, where you take on something and you try it 100%.

00:07:13.000 So he tried being 100% honest.

00:07:15.000 Being 100% honest doesn't mean you tell women that you want to fuck them, especially when they're in your home and you're paying them, you fucking creep.

00:07:24.000 Anyway, let's dive right into it, shall we?

00:07:28.000 We've got a lot to cover today, and my car is maybe locked in a parking garage in Midtown.

00:07:35.000 Look at this shit.

00:07:37.000 I was in a bar yesterday, and some guy is talking to me about his boat or some shit, and I'm just like, yeah.

00:07:44.000 And then I, you know, in bars today, because of sports, everyone has a TV behind their head.

00:07:49.000 And behind his head, I see this.

00:07:51.000 Chinese spy arrested in NYPD.

00:07:55.000 He's a fucking spy.

00:07:58.000 He's a spy.

00:08:00.000 Now, we have laws for this.

00:08:02.000 It's called murder.

00:08:05.000 That's treason.

00:08:05.000 The punishment for treason is death.

00:08:07.000 Treason is a capital offense.

00:08:08.000 Kill him.

00:08:09.000 We have to show China we're not fucking around. 1.00

00:08:11.000 Well, what was he doing?

00:08:13.000 He was spying on Tibetans.

00:08:15.000 Now, Tibetans, as you know, are an area touching China where they don't want China impeding.

00:08:20.000 They want to retain their silly culture where they have fucking sand drawings where they pour different colored sand on shit.

00:08:27.000 The beastie boys were really into this.

00:08:29.000 And they want to walk around in robes and not talk all day and wear red cloaks and stuff.

00:08:35.000 Silly, archaic stuff, but sure, go bananas.

00:08:38.000 But China is encroaching on them and saying that they are part of China.

00:08:43.000 And Tibetans are anti-immigration.

00:08:45.000 Tibetans want to build a wall. 1.00

00:08:47.000 Tibetans are nationalist.

00:08:50.000 You never hear that from these lefties that support them.

00:08:53.000 You support anti-immigration nationalists if you're pro-Tibet.

00:08:56.000 So the dude who died in the Beastie Boys, who was all about, he married a Tibetan actually, who was all about Tibet, he's an anti-immigration nationalist.

00:09:04.000 It's okay when it's other people.

00:09:06.000 We're not allowed to love our own country.

00:09:08.000 We're not allowed to love our own nation states.

00:09:10.000 We'll get to that.

00:09:14.000 So it made me think, is it possible that Chinese people are not...

00:09:23.000 They're not dumb.

00:09:24.000 They have high IQs.

00:09:25.000 But are they so incompetent that they're bumbling losers?

00:09:30.000 I think, this is my theory.

00:09:33.000 They got this guy as a spy, but there's nothing to spy on in MIPD.

00:09:37.000 So they go, well, do we have any enemies there?

00:09:39.000 Not really.

00:09:40.000 In fact, people have Mao on their tote.

00:09:43.000 Okay, well, Tibetans, I don't like Tibetans.

00:09:45.000 Oh, we have Tibetan immigrants. 0.99

00:09:46.000 There's a part of Brooklyn that has Tibetans.

00:09:48.000 Okay, well, I guess go spy on them.

00:09:50.000 What are they going to be doing?

00:09:52.000 I don't know.

00:09:52.000 Tibetaning?

00:09:54.000 Catch them Tibetaning. 1.00

00:09:55.000 Maybe they're planning to blow up China from Brooklyn? 0.98

00:09:59.000 I don't think so.

00:09:59.000 But yeah, okay, fine.

00:10:00.000 I'll spy on them.

00:10:01.000 I'll see what I can do.

00:10:02.000 But the real thing they were trying to do is say, China has such great power that we have men in MIPD that spy against our enemies.

00:10:10.000 The fact that you're going to be spying on bullshit and there's nothing you could possibly gain from spying on Tibetans is irrelevant.

00:10:17.000 They just want to show off that they have their fingers in every pie.

00:10:20.000 China is SHO! 1.00

00:10:22.000 Which is a ridiculous strategy.

00:10:26.000 Like, why don't we say that we have spies in the Tibetan PD? 0.99

00:10:30.000 That sounds cool.

00:10:31.000 Who hates us?

00:10:32.000 China.

00:10:34.000 Actually, no, if we had spies in the Beijing PD, we'd probably get a lot of good shit.

00:10:38.000 Like, them sending fentanyl over here in droves, committing chemical warfare, killing 130 people a day.

00:10:47.000 It's chemical warfare.

00:10:50.000 What if you sent over weather balloons that popped when they hit America and the gas that came down killed 130 Americans a day?

00:10:56.000 You'd say this is worse than Pearl Harbor.

00:10:58.000 We got to attack.

00:11:02.000 So that's pretty juicy gossip.

00:11:08.000 Ann Coulter14 had a good tweet where she goes, well, at least we're diverse because that was big.

00:11:15.000 On the plus side, he helped diversity in the MIPD.

00:11:18.000 Of course, that's why he's being hired, right?

00:11:20.000 You should see, Milo put up this picture of the graduating class of the LAPD recently, and it was 100% Hispanic.

00:11:28.000 100%.

00:11:30.000 Whereas I'm sure crime is 100% Hispanic. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Well, in certain parts of LA anyway.

00:11:38.000 Babylon B is CNN now.

00:11:41.000 Look at 1.5.

00:11:43.000 I feel sorry for Babylon B and the onion.

00:11:45.000 Is the onion still around?

00:11:48.000 I haven't heard a peep out of the onion in a long time.

00:11:50.000 Not in a while.

00:11:51.000 The Babylon B is much funnier. 0.56

00:11:52.000 Struggling CNN just starts stealing headlines from the Babylon B. And if you click on that picture, you can see the Babylon B first or blow it up or whatever.

00:12:02.000 So first, the Babylon B. Maybe this TV isn't in the best spot.

00:12:06.000 Can you move it over to the other side?

00:12:09.000 Sure.

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 No, no, no, not the TV, the picture.

00:12:12.000 CNN criticizes Israel Arab leaders for shaking hands in the middle of a pandemic.

00:12:15.000 Ha ha, Babylon Bee.

00:12:17.000 That is a funny joke.

00:12:19.000 You're mocking CNN for being so biased.

00:12:22.000 They find something negative in everything Trump does.

00:12:25.000 What does CNN then do?

00:12:27.000 Mid-East diplomatic breakthrough sub-letter before a large, packed crowd with a nice little sidebar of the pandemic and how dangerous things are.

00:12:39.000 You can't joke.

00:12:40.000 Is this show a comedy show or a news show?

00:12:43.000 I don't even know anymore.

00:12:45.000 Oh, this is fucking crazy.

00:12:47.000 I didn't number this.

00:12:48.000 It's right after 1.5.

00:12:49.000 I just saw this on the way to work today.

00:12:53.000 Two arrested at airport found with gun shovels tourniquets near Trump rally.

00:13:00.000 How fucking nuts is that?

00:13:02.000 Ryan, you gotta move over this TV.

00:13:04.000 I can't read shit.

00:13:12.000 Okay, that's better.

00:13:17.000 Nope, I was wanting to move it.

00:13:20.000 The new point I'm gonna get will have the screen embedded in the actual camera.

00:13:27.000 Scroll down, please.

00:13:31.000 A duo was arrested on multiple charges Monday after they were allegedly found walking outside of an Ohio airport with shovels, a pitchfork, guns, and more suspicious items nearby.

00:13:40.000 I found it really interesting that they had tourniquets because they say real militia guys, not that these were militias, but real people with experience shooting people up have medical kits.

00:13:52.000 Like, you know that the not fucking around coalition?

00:13:55.000 You can tell they're full of shit because they don't have medical kits.

00:13:58.000 But when you have tourniquets, you're prepared to get shot and keep going.

00:14:03.000 The suspects were encountered at the Toledo Executive Airport in Lake Township.

00:14:06.000 The airship is designated Reliever Airport for the Toledo Express.

00:14:11.000 The FBI and Secret Service in Lake Township police respond to investigate the incident.

00:14:16.000 They were resisting but not cooperating.

00:14:19.000 They were not resisting but cooperating.

00:14:21.000 Which is weird.

00:14:23.000 Isn't that fucking nuts?

00:14:26.000 200 rounds.

00:14:28.000 Something tells me we're not going to hear a lot about this.

00:14:32.000 Look at this crazy bitch, 16. 1.00

00:14:36.000 Some Pepsi from Quebec got caught mailing rice into Trump.

00:14:42.000 I don't encourage other terrorists, but I gotta admit, I have no clue how you catch someone doing that.

00:14:49.000 You have a video of them at a mailbox?

00:14:56.000 Yeah, that might make sense.

00:14:58.000 So you have the UPC symbol or whatever it is on the envelope, so you can trace it back to the exact box it came from, and then you know the day it was picked up, and then you just zoom in on that box with cell phone pings, and you see who was there.

00:15:12.000 Probably not that many people for most mailboxes, probably like 20.

00:15:16.000 And then you just investigate the 20 people, and you're going to find a radical among them.

00:15:20.000 It's not going to be some random old lady. 1.00

00:15:24.000 And then you just go to her and bluff and say, we saw, we have you on file.

00:15:29.000 Or maybe you'll find a camera of her too.

00:15:31.000 Oh, crazy eyes.

00:15:35.000 The police department in Mission, Texas, where she was arrested for possessing a fake driver's license, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:40.000 I don't think you're going to find these stories anywhere else but on Get Off My Lawn, which is not good news.

00:15:45.000 Because this is a pretty esoteric news source.

00:15:48.000 What are we at now?

00:15:49.000 21,000 subscribers?

00:15:54.000 We should briefly mention the Supreme Court.

00:15:57.000 We're down to two chicks. 1.00

00:15:59.000 And again, this is just sluts. 1.00

00:16:03.000 Not the Supreme Court nominees, but this whole controversy is sluts are scared of not being able to abort their babies. 1.00

00:16:08.000 Sluts are scared of ramifications. 1.00

00:16:11.000 They'll die in back alley abortions. 1.00

00:16:14.000 You don't really believe that.

00:16:17.000 You just want to abort.

00:16:18.000 You want to be a whore. 1.00

00:16:19.000 You want to get drunk.

00:16:20.000 You want to do shots and not have to worry about getting pregnant. 1.00

00:16:23.000 This is the problem with feminism where we've told women that they're just fucking colostomy bags for strangers come and not celestial magical wizards who can make a human come out of their body. 1.00

00:16:37.000 They don't revere themselves as much as sexists do.

00:16:41.000 That's a really strange place to be in.

00:16:43.000 And a great example of this once is I said, this was years ago.

00:16:46.000 I said, you can hit a woman for every 12 times she hits you. 1.00

00:16:50.000 And all the feminists were pissed at me because they said, no, it's one. 1.00

00:16:54.000 One punch, one punch.

00:16:55.000 And I go, equal rights, equal fights.

00:16:57.000 You're going to die.

00:16:59.000 And then all the conservatives were mad at me because they go, it's not 12, it's infinity.

00:17:03.000 You can never hit a woman under any circumstances.

00:17:06.000 And I was like, what about 100 punches?

00:17:10.000 What about you're just like, I'm going to have a funkiness face, you have two baby vaginas for eyes. 1.00

00:17:15.000 And you're like, I got to at some point do something here.

00:17:17.000 Can I kick her? 1.00

00:17:18.000 What am I?

00:17:19.000 The world's greatest fucking grappler.

00:17:20.000 I'm just going to take her down and hold her? 0.99

00:17:22.000 What if she's strong?

00:17:24.000 What if she's a boxer? 0.98

00:17:26.000 You want to...

00:17:27.000 This is abortion related.

00:17:29.000 What do you think about this argument?

00:17:30.000 I think it should have been an abortion.

00:17:33.000 Ban gun because gun ban no work because people still get gun even if banned.

00:17:40.000 But ban abortion.

00:17:41.000 Abortion ban work because. 1.00

00:17:47.000 Okay, so by that logic, then you're against gun bans, right?

00:17:52.000 Yeah, good point.

00:17:53.000 Or you're doing your own abortions too? 0.98

00:17:55.000 Like, what is the other side of that?

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.000 We're going to make back alley guns.

00:18:02.000 Look at 1.7 here.

00:18:05.000 So there are two nominees.

00:18:07.000 It looks like it's between Amy Coney Barrett and Barbara Lagoya. 0.95

00:18:13.000 Amy Cohen, they're both Catholics.

00:18:15.000 They're both pro-life, obviously.

00:18:18.000 But it's funny seeing the left and the Daily Mail as left.

00:18:20.000 Although the left sees Daily Mail as right.

00:18:22.000 That's probably a good sign for Daily Mail.

00:18:24.000 Trump's female Supreme Court favorite belongs to a Christian group which helped inspire the Handmaid Steel. 0.97

00:18:28.000 No real evidence of that.

00:18:30.000 And tells her to submit to her husband and members believe they healed Teen Girl Long Myth. 0.92

00:18:35.000 Yeah, you see what they're doing there?

00:18:36.000 So they're conflating what some freaks in the group believe with Amy Coney Barrett.

00:18:43.000 And it was a different group that had the word handmaiden in their name.

00:18:48.000 Not her group, People of Praise.

00:18:50.000 But they, you know, journalism has become telephone.

00:18:54.000 And because Newsweek mentioned it once, they believe it's true that this inspired the handmaid's tale.

00:18:59.000 No, Islam inspired the handmaid's tale. 0.62

00:19:03.000 I was there.

00:19:05.000 1982, I believe it was.

00:19:07.000 And I remember reading, because I stuck women's studies in 1988, about how Margaret Atwood had read about the torture going on in Afghanistan.

00:19:17.000 I can't remember where in the Middle East, where they were prying women's vagina open and then having millipedes and various insects crawl into the hole to torture them.

00:19:25.000 And she thought, what if that kind of horror scene ever happened in America, in the West, in North America, in Canada.

00:19:32.000 And she wrote her book.

00:19:35.000 Unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that anymore.

00:19:40.000 Can you imagine they criticized Ilhan Omar's religion, Islam, the same way they're criticizing Catholicism?

00:19:47.000 Remember with Kavanaugh, they said he's part of an all-male extremist group called the Knights of Columbus.

00:19:54.000 Could you be less extreme than the Knights of Columbus?

00:19:56.000 We sit, we pledge allegiance to the flag, we pray, and then we raise money for diapers and turkeys for Thanksgiving.

00:20:04.000 It is extremely kind, if that's what you mean.

00:20:10.000 Handmaid's Tale experiences backlash over handling of religion.

00:20:14.000 And this scene is reminiscent of...

00:20:16.000 Yeah, see, this is what I respect about Islam, is they don't take this shit.

00:20:20.000 And it's what I respect about most of our enemies.

00:20:22.000 Like in China, if we had a fucking spy in the Beijing PD, he'd be dead.

00:20:28.000 And it's like Anne Coulter says when I didn't get that lifeguard fired, she goes, why are we the ones who have to be magnanimous all the time?

00:20:35.000 Let's kill that spy and mock Ilhan Omar's archaic religion that is at best 500 years behind us, at worst more like a thousand. 1.00

00:20:46.000 It is a disaster.

00:20:48.000 So this was funny.

00:20:50.000 They want to scare women away from voting because even though both of these women have said, Roe versus Wade is the law, I have to uphold the law.

00:20:57.000 Where do you get this idea that I'm going to change the law?

00:20:59.000 Can I?

00:21:00.000 Is that a thing I can do?

00:21:01.000 I'm a judge.

00:21:03.000 1-8, she hates your uterus. 1.00

00:21:06.000 Now, you know, I always say this, folks at home.

00:21:08.000 Always look at the author.

00:21:10.000 Who am I reading?

00:21:12.000 I'm reading Wendy Felicia Ortiz.

00:21:14.000 No, go to the next link.

00:21:15.000 I've already looked it up.

00:21:16.000 19.

00:21:17.000 She's a white woman who wants, who's basically pretending to be non-white. 1.00

00:21:23.000 This is big with Latinas. 0.98

00:21:25.000 They think they're not white. 0.88

00:21:27.000 Yeah, you're really not white. 0.64

00:21:29.000 So she thinks she's in a mixed relationship.

00:21:33.000 You're a conquistador, my dear.

00:21:36.000 You killed the Aztecs.

00:21:38.000 She writes in that article, my boyfriend was never a dance partner at a Quincionera.

00:21:43.000 He has never seen a Cuenepa up close, and Bendiachones to the elders was a foreign concept that he's eventually being introduced to.

00:21:52.000 But although new to all of these things, he embraces them.

00:21:55.000 Yeah, you guys are about as much of a mixed couple as Jack Pasovic and his Polish wife.

00:22:00.000 Look at this mixed couple. 1.00

00:22:02.000 I wonder what their kid will look like.

00:22:03.000 It must be so weird.

00:22:05.000 Being half white and half white.

00:22:07.000 The only weird thing there is the gingerness.

00:22:09.000 That's the lead diversity.

00:22:11.000 And it looks exactly like AOC's boyfriend, too.

00:22:14.000 When they go white, they really pull out all the stops. 0.95

00:22:17.000 And Asian girls do that, too. 1.00

00:22:18.000 They love their gingers.

00:22:20.000 They love the ginge.

00:22:21.000 How do they love ginger so much?

00:22:23.000 It's Chris Rock.

00:22:24.000 Barbara Lagoa is the other one, pro-life Cuban dissident, which is good. 0.80

00:22:30.000 A Ted Cruiser, one of these women who has experienced socialism, and her parents escaped that she was born here.

00:22:39.000 Lagoa said in written answer to the Senate upon her nomination to the court that she believes Roe v.

00:22:44.000 v.

00:22:44.000 Wade is settled law and that as an appellate judge, she would faithfully allow it as I would follow all precedent of the Supreme Court.

00:22:53.000 Isn't that all precedence?

00:22:54.000 Isn't it plural?

00:22:55.000 By the way, you know who doesn't want Roe v. 0.68

00:22:58.000 Wade to continue is Roe. 0.56

00:23:02.000 She was duped.

00:23:03.000 Did you know that?

00:23:05.000 The woman that the law is named after is pro-life. 1.00

00:23:08.000 And she says she was manipulated by the courts.

00:23:14.000 You can dig that up.

00:23:15.000 It's not in my notes.

00:23:17.000 What's her name?

00:23:19.000 Oh yeah, Roe isn't her name.

00:23:21.000 Let me see her.

00:23:23.000 Roe is pro-life actually came up.

00:23:24.000 Norma McCorvey.

00:23:26.000 Yeah, her. 0.54

00:23:29.000 Jane Rowe, instead of... 1.00

00:23:32.000 I don't know, instead of what?

00:23:34.000 John Doe?

00:23:43.000 I became Jane Rowe at a corner table at Colombo's Italian restaurant.

00:23:47.000 Short meeting.

00:23:47.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:23:48.000 Anyway, you can look it up on your own.

00:23:50.000 But it's pretty interesting.

00:23:52.000 We didn't talk about this, and you should check out, I think AIU, Kangaroo Jack, did a video on this on censored TV that's up now about Colby Covington and Tyron Woodley.

00:24:04.000 Colby, it was MAGA, yeah, it's considered the MAGA versus BLM fight.

00:24:08.000 And Colby destroyed him.

00:24:10.000 I think he landed like 250 of his 311 punches.

00:24:16.000 He got three of his eight takedowns.

00:24:19.000 It was a superior grappler, superior boxer, superior everything.

00:24:24.000 You know what it might be?

00:24:25.000 You know what I've noticed with some black fighters?

00:24:27.000 They eat shit.

00:24:30.000 They don't have good diets.

00:24:31.000 And that means you don't have gas in your tank.

00:24:33.000 And they run out of energy.

00:24:36.000 You'll see a lot of black fighters, boxers, MMA, they're fucking on fire the first two rounds.

00:24:42.000 And then you can see them get exhausted because they don't eat right.

00:24:47.000 I think I sent you a separate article about it in a separate email.

00:24:54.000 Whenever I flash those baby blues, because I'm a free loving man.

00:24:59.000 You got a congratulated call from Donald Trump.

00:25:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:02.000 Nice.

00:25:02.000 Trump called him during a show on speaker.

00:25:09.000 If you root for your own race when you're watching a fight, you're not really used to watching fights.

00:25:13.000 There's so many other things that you end up rooting for.

00:25:16.000 Is he American?

00:25:17.000 Is he cool to kids?

00:25:19.000 Is he a good father?

00:25:23.000 Nice outfit.

00:25:24.000 Does he wear a pink blazer like Michael Matt?

00:25:26.000 Yeah, it's hard to support you down here.

00:25:28.000 Plus, red and pink is not a good combo.

00:25:30.000 No, no, no.

00:25:32.000 Is there any footage of the fight?

00:25:33.000 Best I've ever looked.

00:25:34.000 Oh, the POTUS is calling me.

00:25:36.000 Mr. President.

00:25:37.000 You want to put that on speaker for us or what?

00:25:39.000 Mr. President.

00:25:42.000 We're going to try and get Donald on speakerphone.

00:25:44.000 Let's see.

00:25:45.000 Okay, thank you.

00:25:46.000 Yeah, this is what a great ad for your show.

00:25:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:49.000 Thank you so much.

00:25:51.000 You might want to just give him a warning.

00:25:52.000 He is on speakerphone, though.

00:25:55.000 That'd be funny if he was like, you kicked that nigger's ass. 1.00

00:25:58.000 I got to say, I got to say.

00:26:00.000 I hate seeing black guys win in a fight. 1.00

00:26:02.000 He's just weak.

00:26:03.000 And me and Melania were screaming, kill that nigger. 1.00

00:26:06.000 Wait, I'm not on speakerphone, am I?

00:26:10.000 That's a great Donald Trump imitation, Kevin.

00:26:13.000 What are you talking about?

00:26:14.000 I'm not Kevin.

00:26:15.000 Yes, you are.

00:26:18.000 My friend Kevin is on speakerphone, right, Kev?

00:26:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:26:23.000 Oh, fuck.

00:26:25.000 Oh, shit.

00:26:27.000 Yes.

00:26:28.000 I'm Kevin.

00:26:29.000 Great guy.

00:26:30.000 Best friend.

00:26:31.000 This is Kevin.

00:26:32.000 Hello.

00:26:33.000 And then he's a different voice.

00:26:34.000 Anyway, back to me doing my normal voice as Kevin.

00:26:37.000 So how we're shopping at the store.

00:26:41.000 Do you want to go bang some brads? 0.95

00:26:44.000 Like we do sometimes.

00:26:45.000 Oh, you're married, right?

00:26:46.000 Okay.

00:26:48.000 He's like, Trump is so stupid anyway.

00:26:50.000 That's my impression.

00:26:51.000 I hate the Trump guy.

00:26:52.000 But he does have great hair.

00:26:53.000 Trump.

00:26:54.000 That was my Trump imitation.

00:26:55.000 Yeah, but his polish is our point.

00:26:56.000 And then he can't insult himself.

00:26:58.000 I have to admit that he is a pretty good president.

00:27:02.000 Given the lowest unemployment numbers, no long time.

00:27:05.000 And then he slowly drifts back into Trump.

00:27:07.000 Very good unemployment.

00:27:09.000 Great stuff.

00:27:10.000 Great stuff.

00:27:10.000 That's what we call it.

00:27:11.000 I'm over it.

00:27:12.000 I've changed my mind.

00:27:14.000 As Kevin, I like Donald Trump.

00:27:17.000 That'd be the weirdest thing ever.

00:27:20.000 Well, we want to do the weirdest thing ever.

00:27:22.000 Walking into the Biden's own.

00:27:24.000 Scroll down and see if there's footage of the fight.

00:27:26.000 It was a slaughter.

00:27:28.000 You are a great fighter.

00:27:30.000 It's so hard to show fight footage because there's such Nazis about it. 0.77

00:27:33.000 Yeah, for real.

00:27:34.000 What's going to be right after?

00:27:35.000 So Colby in that article, he says, if you thought that was a slaughter, where do you see what Trump does to Biden in November?

00:27:44.000 Nice.

00:27:46.000 Which brings us to our favorite presidential candidate, of course, Mr. Joe Biden.

00:27:52.000 Oh, good.

00:27:53.000 Any highlights here?

00:27:55.000 Don't show me pictures of a fight.

00:27:57.000 What up, guys?

00:27:58.000 Oh, God, this doof. 0.52

00:28:00.000 Seeing fights is the hardest thing to find on the fucking internet.

00:28:04.000 On the day after, for sure.

00:28:06.000 Two days from now, it'll be all over the place.

00:28:08.000 Oh, maybe.

00:28:09.000 You won't be able to avoid it.

00:28:11.000 Look at this.

00:28:12.000 We see the walk-on.

00:28:13.000 Oh, that might be something.

00:28:15.000 Right here is a high-crotch takedown for Covington, and that really just started all these elbows.

00:28:20.000 I don't like watching wrestlers.

00:28:23.000 Now they're up to the hose.

00:28:25.000 So both sides of the eyes are sliced.

00:28:27.000 Let's see what Woodley wakes up and also don't like seeing someone punch when they're down.

00:28:36.000 Because apparently I didn't see that.

00:28:37.000 I only saw a few parts of it, but apparently his boxing was the best part of the whole fight.

00:28:46.000 That's so crazy you could hear them so clearly.

00:28:58.000 We're not losing.

00:28:59.000 We got Street Judas.

00:29:00.000 We'll see.

00:29:01.000 We'll ultimately see the fight, please.

00:29:04.000 We're trying to get on with our lives.

00:29:08.000 No, I don't need to see your sweat being dried.

00:29:13.000 He's fucking you up, dude.

00:29:16.000 Oh, yeah, this is all trash.

00:29:18.000 See?

00:29:19.000 All right, let's have some fun.

00:29:20.000 That was not fun.

00:29:21.000 No.

00:29:23.000 This is one of my favorite ones.

00:29:24.000 I've been meaning to cover this since it happened, but you know, we get busy.

00:29:28.000 Joe Biden said we're going to cure cancer.

00:29:30.000 Have we talked about this?

00:29:31.000 Because I've been talking about it a lot, but maybe it's just to my wife and people in bars.

00:29:36.000 Check this out.

00:29:37.000 This might be the winner.

00:29:41.000 There's only 20 seconds.

00:29:42.000 What could possibly happen?

00:29:46.000 If I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America.

00:29:51.000 We're going to cure cancer.

00:29:59.000 What?

00:30:01.000 You just...

00:30:02.000 That's the most...

00:30:03.000 Remember George Bush Sr.?

00:30:05.000 Read my lips.

00:30:06.000 No new taxes.

00:30:08.000 And everyone went, that's probably the biggest piece of bullshit that politicians ever said.

00:30:12.000 How about we're going to cure can? 0.84

00:30:16.000 Joe, hey, computer, how many different types of cancer are there?

00:30:24.000 There are 180 different types of cancer.

00:30:28.000 Okay.

00:30:28.000 So I guess he's going to cure them all.

00:30:31.000 Bone cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, skin cancer.

00:30:35.000 Is it just this magic be-all cure that affects all whatever computer said, 140?

00:30:43.000 I already forgot.

00:30:43.000 That's how shitty my sieve of a brain is.

00:30:46.000 Literally, that's more retarded than like when a kid is running for school president. 1.00

00:30:49.000 It's like, everybody gets free candy.

00:30:52.000 It's the kind of thing you would say, like to exaggerate.

00:30:55.000 This is the kind of guy that says he's going to walk in here and cure cancer for crying out loud.

00:30:59.000 Look, I'm not here to say I'm going to cure cancer, but I am going to work hard to make sure that we have medicine about.

00:31:07.000 What have you been doing?

00:31:08.000 Sorry, I was late.

00:31:09.000 I was curing cancer.

00:31:11.000 You know, an impossible thing that no one says.

00:31:15.000 I'm going to cure cancer.

00:31:18.000 You understand that.

00:31:19.000 All cancers, all 148 of them.

00:31:21.000 When the loss occurs.

00:31:23.000 In eight years.

00:31:25.000 When are you going to cure?

00:31:26.000 How soon into your presidency will cancer be cured?

00:31:29.000 Because I'll tell you what, I'm a big Trump guy, but I hate cancer more.

00:31:33.000 So if I can guarantee my wife and my mother won't have breast cancer, great.

00:31:40.000 That's a great campaign.

00:31:43.000 This was another good one, too, too, where he's talking to the teleprompter.

00:31:47.000 He's so confident that the media is his PR firm that he doesn't even look at the guy who's asking him the questions.

00:31:55.000 Turn it up.

00:31:58.000 There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.

00:32:02.000 I'm going to get that right.

00:32:03.000 You are going to freeze deportations?

00:32:05.000 Freeze deportations for the first hundred days.

00:32:08.000 And the only people will be deported are people who committed a felony while here.

00:32:13.000 That's number one.

00:32:15.000 Okay, I lost that.

00:32:16.000 Yeah, well, that's good because we can talk you and I on that.

00:32:20.000 Okay.

00:32:21.000 But think about it.

00:32:23.000 Think about where we are now.

00:32:25.000 There are going to be no deportations in the first.

00:32:27.000 Is everyone digesting this properly?

00:32:29.000 Is this going Down your esophagus or up your ass.

00:32:33.000 So, this is, you're seeing a PR firm.

00:32:36.000 He's looking at a teleprompter.

00:32:38.000 The guy interviewing him is here and he's reading the teleprompter.

00:32:41.000 And then the guy goes, Well, you and I can talk about this.

00:32:43.000 Who the fuck are you?

00:32:46.000 I'm the guy here to interview you.

00:32:48.000 Look, okay, hi.

00:32:51.000 Think about it.

00:32:52.000 Anyway, I got to get back to this.

00:32:53.000 So I will not be unless they have a felony.

00:32:57.000 Excuse me, I'm doing an interview.

00:32:58.000 Will you shut the fuck up? 1.00

00:33:00.000 Who invited this guy?

00:33:01.000 Joe, the teleprompter's not interviewing you.

00:33:04.000 That's just there to remind you.

00:33:06.000 You can pretend that your eyes are wandering maybe and glance over at it if you lose track.

00:33:10.000 But you usually talk to the guy asking you the questions.

00:33:13.000 Like he's doing it the way a pre-recorded public, like an ad, I'm Joe Biden.

00:33:18.000 I support this fake interview.

00:33:20.000 Let's watch it again.

00:33:22.000 It's so audacious.

00:33:24.000 There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.

00:33:28.000 I'm going to get that right.

00:33:29.000 You are going to freeze deportation.

00:33:31.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:32.000 Freeze deportation.

00:33:32.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:33:33.000 That moment.

00:33:34.000 He looks at the guy like, who?

00:33:35.000 How'd you get in here?

00:33:36.000 Interrupting him.

00:33:37.000 What are you?

00:33:38.000 I'm the guy interviewing, you asshole.

00:33:42.000 And by the way, who can't remember this?

00:33:45.000 There will be no deportations in the first hundred days of my presidency, with the exception of those who have committed a felony while they are here.

00:33:54.000 I'm ready.

00:33:56.000 Go ahead.

00:33:56.000 You can ask me.

00:33:58.000 There are going to be no deportations in the first hundred days of my campaign.

00:34:02.000 Let me get that right.

00:34:03.000 You are going to freeze deportations.

00:34:06.000 Freeze deportations for the first hundred days.

00:34:08.000 I'm sorry to bore the people at home, but I need to see that face again when you drop.

00:34:12.000 Yeah.

00:34:13.000 It's a silent drop.

00:34:16.000 Let me get that right.

00:34:16.000 You are going to freeze.

00:34:19.000 What the fuck?

00:34:20.000 It's Clint Eastwood.

00:34:21.000 Who are you?

00:34:22.000 He's pissed.

00:34:23.000 You are going to freeze deportation.

00:34:26.000 I'm trying to read.

00:34:27.000 Who's this weird Kissinger dude staring at me?

00:34:31.000 Let me get that right.

00:34:32.000 You are Kissing to freeze deportation.

00:34:34.000 Is he alive?

00:34:37.000 Mr. Joel, I am the ghost of Christmas Kissinger.

00:34:40.000 I have a question for you.

00:34:42.000 And the only people will be deported are people who committed a felony.

00:34:46.000 Let me talk to you.

00:34:46.000 Oh, here.

00:34:47.000 Over here.

00:34:47.000 That's number one.

00:34:49.000 Okay, I lost that.

00:34:50.000 Yeah, well, that's good because we can talk you and I on that.

00:34:53.000 Okay.

00:34:55.000 But think about it.

00:34:56.000 Think about where we are.

00:34:58.000 Think about it.

00:35:00.000 He always says that.

00:35:00.000 He always goes, like, he gets in the weeds and he realizes he's walking in circles and he jumps out of the weeds and goes, I mean, come on, man.

00:35:07.000 Yeah.

00:35:08.000 Think about it.

00:35:09.000 You know the thing.

00:35:10.000 Forget that I was down in the weeds.

00:35:12.000 You and I, we're on the same page.

00:35:14.000 I was just reading a teleprompter, but that's not important.

00:35:16.000 Think about it.

00:35:18.000 And give me a chance to think about it while you're thinking about it because I need a little break.

00:35:22.000 I'm fucking lost.

00:35:24.000 The left is lost.

00:35:26.000 They're lost.

00:35:27.000 Should that be the name of this show?

00:35:29.000 One nation under God, for real.

00:35:33.000 Remember that one?

00:35:34.000 Well, that's coming up.

00:35:36.000 I think that's 2-2?

00:35:37.000 No, that's 2-3, but let's do 2-2. 0.94

00:35:39.000 Well, now that you fucking gave away the spoiler, spoiler alert, let's do 2-3. 0.65

00:35:45.000 Fucking 2-3.

00:35:47.000 I pledge allegiance to the United States of America.

00:35:50.000 One nation.

00:35:52.000 Indivisible.

00:35:52.000 Under God, for real.

00:35:55.000 America.

00:35:55.000 I pledge allegiance to the United States.

00:35:57.000 As we know, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands.

00:36:06.000 One nation under God, indivisible.

00:36:09.000 So what he does is he forgets the flag of the United States.

00:36:12.000 No, he says, he forgets the flag.

00:36:14.000 He jumps right to the United States.

00:36:15.000 Then he leaves out and to the republic for which it stands.

00:36:18.000 And then he switches indivisible and under God.

00:36:21.000 And then he realizes with liberty and justice for all, I can't remember that.

00:36:25.000 So I'm just going to say, you know, man.

00:36:26.000 For real.

00:36:27.000 It's for real.

00:36:28.000 Think about it.

00:36:31.000 Pledge allegiance to the United States.

00:36:32.000 The United States of America.

00:36:34.000 One nation.

00:36:35.000 Indivisible under God.

00:36:37.000 For real.

00:36:41.000 For real.

00:36:41.000 Who's he fooling?

00:36:42.000 We should start.

00:36:43.000 You know what?

00:36:44.000 We should make a t-shirt.

00:36:45.000 Holy shit.

00:36:46.000 We should start making t-shirts that say Biden.

00:36:49.000 And it has his quotes.

00:36:51.000 Oh, that's great.

00:36:52.000 So it looks like it's a pro-Biden shirt.

00:36:54.000 And it says, I pledge allegiance to the United States of America.

00:36:57.000 United is in all caps.

00:37:00.000 One nation, indivisible, under God, for real.

00:37:07.000 End of quotes.

00:37:08.000 Biden.

00:37:10.000 I feel so bad for that man.

00:37:12.000 What was the other one?

00:37:13.000 We're going to cure cancer.

00:37:14.000 Biden.

00:37:17.000 We're going to cure cancer.

00:37:19.000 There are going to be no deportations in the world.

00:37:21.000 Sorry, we did do 2-2.

00:37:22.000 We did 2-2.

00:37:23.000 All right, that's enough boring politics for one day.

00:37:26.000 Let's have some fun for a change.

00:37:30.000 Joe Rogan made a deal with the devil.

00:37:32.000 And the devil's a dick.

00:37:34.000 The devil is also a fat and ugly big-tech nerd with purple hair who doesn't like him.

00:37:41.000 They don't like alpha males.

00:37:42.000 And as you probably have figured out by now, this Trump hatred, this Proud Boys hatred, this far right hatred against the far right, whatever the fuck that means, is really just nerds and beta males mad at the jocks, mad at the winners.

00:37:57.000 The underdog is mad at the guy on the jet ski with the wraparound sunglasses and the mullet who has a girl under each arm wearing Budweiser bikinis. 0.82

00:38:06.000 That's really what all this is about.

00:38:08.000 So Joe Rogan represents masculinity.

00:38:11.000 He represents white male masculinity, much to his chagrin.

00:38:15.000 And so he made a deal with these fucking big tech losers that, you know, Steve Bannon said, you think they're going to give it up without a fight?

00:38:23.000 He wasn't just talking about the deep state, or I should say that doesn't just apply to the deep state.

00:38:27.000 They, the ugly beta nerds like Pat and Oswald, is not going to give up comedy without a fight.

00:38:35.000 They, the big tech fat bitch, fake lesbian, trans losers, they're not going to give up social media without a fight. 1.00

00:38:44.000 So, and I don't blame him, by the way, for taking 100 mil.

00:38:48.000 It's not going to be easy.

00:38:49.000 You're going to get fucked up the ass. 0.95

00:38:50.000 But he's gone from being a free rights advocate to basically a prostitute, a prostitute for the radical left.

00:38:56.000 And they bought him.

00:38:58.000 Joe Rogan is for Sale and he's very expensive.

00:39:03.000 But let's go back a little bit here.

00:39:06.000 So last week, I think it was, he said, I can't believe what I've done.

00:39:10.000 I fucked up on the podcast.

00:39:12.000 I've never seen him do that before.

00:39:14.000 Not ever.

00:39:14.000 Never.

00:39:15.000 He never mentions his podcast.

00:39:16.000 He got a lot of shit when he did mine, and then he had me back.

00:39:20.000 But here he is apologizing, capitulating.

00:39:24.000 That should be another t-shirt.

00:39:25.000 Capitulation equals death.

00:39:27.000 You never survive an apology.

00:39:29.000 They just beget more apologies.

00:39:31.000 I fucked up on the podcast with Douglas Murray and said that people got arrested fighting fires in Portland.

00:39:36.000 Lighting fires in Portland, sorry.

00:39:38.000 That turns out not to be true.

00:39:40.000 I was very irresponsible, bad Joe, not looking into it before I repeated it.

00:39:44.000 I read one story about a guy getting arrested for fighting fires.

00:39:47.000 Yeah, so if you go down, there is one guy.

00:39:51.000 So he said multiple guys.

00:39:54.000 There was multiple guys, Joe.

00:39:56.000 And yes, they're fighting.

00:39:57.000 They're lighting fires.

00:39:58.000 They're lighting fires for two reasons.

00:40:00.000 One, to make climate change look like it's doing it.

00:40:02.000 And that purports that, what's the word, progresses their, it pushes their green eco-agenda.

00:40:11.000 Secondly, they did it because they're fucking assholes that want to burn America to the ground.

00:40:15.000 I think that Mexican they caught with a Molotov cocktail is just a piece of shit who's just a psycho. 1.00

00:40:20.000 Or maybe he was working for Antifa, but we got plenty more.

00:40:23.000 What's this?

00:40:24.000 The apology?

00:40:25.000 Hello, everybody.

00:40:26.000 I need to make an apology and a retraction.

00:40:29.000 I said something on the podcast with Douglas Murray about people getting arrested for lighting fires.

00:40:36.000 And I got duped.

00:40:38.000 It's wrong.

00:40:39.000 There was one guy who got arrested for lighting fires somewhere else.

00:40:43.000 And someone sent me something about people getting arrested for lighting fires in Portland.

00:40:47.000 Oh, look, Joe Rogan.

00:40:48.000 I said it without looking into it.

00:40:49.000 It's very important.

00:40:50.000 Joe, where are you missing?

00:40:51.000 I just didn't check.

00:40:52.000 Why are you listening to me?

00:40:54.000 You fucking bited up.

00:40:55.000 And I'm sorry.

00:40:56.000 We could talk about that.

00:40:57.000 Let's you and I talk about that.

00:40:59.000 There's nothing I can do about it now.

00:41:01.000 It's kind of a bad connection.

00:41:02.000 No, Joe, you were right.

00:41:03.000 My apologies.

00:41:04.000 Joe.

00:41:05.000 And I will take it.

00:41:07.000 Let's you and I talk about that.

00:41:08.000 You sound like you're reading a teleprompter.

00:41:10.000 Say things in the future.

00:41:11.000 We can talk about that.

00:41:12.000 It's very irresponsible of me.

00:41:14.000 No, no.

00:41:14.000 Don't take apologize.

00:41:14.000 Joe, can you hear me?

00:41:17.000 Can you hear me?

00:41:19.000 Sorry.

00:41:20.000 Apology accepted, but don't apologize.

00:41:22.000 You were right.

00:41:23.000 I cut out.

00:41:24.000 We had a really bad connection right there.

00:41:26.000 Wow.

00:41:27.000 I guess he's busy.

00:41:28.000 He just has time to say his piece and then he's got to go.

00:41:31.000 Look at 2-5.

00:41:35.000 Oh, is this all?

00:41:36.000 Six accused of starting Oregon, Oregon blazes amid devastating wildfire season.

00:41:46.000 Some people say, why do you make the show just over an hour?

00:41:48.000 It should be two or three hours.

00:41:49.000 I can't talk that long.

00:41:56.000 Wow.

00:41:56.000 Those are some fires.

00:41:58.000 So scroll down a bit.

00:42:00.000 No, that's too much.

00:42:02.000 I want to read the opening paragraph.

00:42:04.000 At least six men in Oregon have been accused of intentionally setting blazes during the state's devastating wildfire season, according to a report.

00:42:11.000 There is no evidence that the suspects were motivated by...

00:42:13.000 Oh, that's the thing that the left is saying.

00:42:14.000 They're like, yeah, I know that Seattle and Portland are burning to the ground and LA is on fire in the cities, but these arsons are just a quinky dink.

00:42:24.000 It's like Ilhan Elmer said about 9-11.

00:42:26.000 Some people did something.

00:42:27.000 So you can't pin this on arsons.

00:42:30.000 Really?

00:42:30.000 Well, then that's a hell of a coincidence that while the cities burn, the countryside also started burning.

00:42:38.000 And it was six people that looked pretty darn Antifa-y.

00:42:42.000 Unbelievable.

00:42:43.000 No, no, no.

00:42:44.000 That's just a coincidence.

00:42:45.000 Just like it was just a coincidence that all the controversial shows that Joe Rogan had when he went from YouTube to Spotify had a glitch.

00:42:54.000 Milo, Alex Jones, me, Owen Benjamin, just a glitch magically appeared on those shows.

00:43:02.000 And here's the funny thing.

00:43:04.000 They're still not satisfied.

00:43:05.000 Go to 2.6.

00:43:08.000 They want more things censored.

00:43:10.000 This is how it always works, guys.

00:43:13.000 This lump is bothering me on my hair.

00:43:16.000 Gotta get a hairdo.

00:43:16.000 Got a hair lump?

00:43:19.000 Spotify employees are demanding the company form a special editorial team dedicated to censoring episodes of the Joe Rogan experience.

00:43:28.000 Spotify needs to fire these people immediately.

00:43:31.000 Wow.

00:43:31.000 Yeah.

00:43:32.000 Let me just guess at what this team looks like.

00:43:35.000 They're not in shape.

00:43:37.000 How many push-ups can this entire team do together combined?

00:43:42.000 I'm guessing when you add up like the 0.4 and the 0.1 and the 0.2 and the 0.3, you get one.

00:43:49.000 I think they can do one collective push-up.

00:43:52.000 What's that?

00:43:52.000 You found someone from the team?

00:43:54.000 Just a similar...

00:43:54.000 This is a recreation.

00:43:57.000 Yeah, that's Resident.

00:43:57.000 They're way too handsome.

00:43:59.000 No, that's...

00:44:02.000 No, way too gorgeous.

00:44:03.000 These?

00:44:04.000 Nope.

00:44:05.000 These.

00:44:07.000 Yes.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, that's my.

00:44:11.000 I thought that was awesome.

00:44:12.000 All right.

00:44:14.000 Let's go on.

00:44:16.000 These are the arsonists.

00:44:17.000 Oh, just random guys.

00:44:18.000 Nothing to do with radical leftist politics.

00:44:21.000 They just look exactly like everyone involved in radical leftist politics.

00:44:25.000 These are just arsonists.

00:44:28.000 Your Honor, what were the number of arsonists lighting fires in Oregon last year?

00:44:34.000 It was a rough total.

00:44:35.000 And did they look anything like those fucking scumbags?

00:44:39.000 Let's go on a racism deep dive. 0.99

00:44:41.000 Speaking of bullshit capitulation.

00:44:44.000 So Cardi B said to Joe Biden and America that we have a real serious racism problem.

00:44:50.000 And her evidence was that her beautiful, sweet as a plum lesbian sister, Hennessy Carolina, was just going to the beach. 0.93

00:45:01.000 Just like you got to watch Atheism is Unstoppable's Breonna Taylor footage.

00:45:06.000 The way that New York Times portrays her as just playing Uno.

00:45:10.000 By the way, Uno I play with my seven-year-old.

00:45:13.000 It's a little kiddie game.

00:45:15.000 But the way that New York Times portrays them and what really happened, if you check my parlor, all the court files are out and there's a court summary of what happened.

00:45:23.000 And the area is girding their loins for riots because they're afraid everyone's going to be so mad about the truth.

00:45:30.000 And the truth is, these drug dealer scumbags saw her as a fucking dumb slut that they would occasionally fuck.

00:45:36.000 They couldn't give less of a shit about her.

00:45:38.000 After she was dead, they were rolling their eyes and talking about how I never, I wasn't even fucking her that much anymore.

00:45:43.000 They used her to carry around their money. 1.00

00:45:45.000 She was the secretary of the drug dealing operation, and she was involved in it. 1.00

00:45:51.000 Let me just tell you something.

00:45:52.000 If your brother or sister or lover is dealing drugs in the hood, you are too.

00:45:58.000 You're part of the thing.

00:45:59.000 You never sit there and go, oh, Lord, Jacob, why are you stealing crack and fentanyl again?

00:46:05.000 By the way, they were dealing fentanyl, the thing that's killing hundreds of Americans a day.

00:46:10.000 But no, Oprah puts her on the cover.

00:46:11.000 Say her name.

00:46:12.000 Say her name.

00:46:13.000 Say her name.

00:46:15.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:46:17.000 She was just a dumb slut who was dealing drugs and was treated like such shit that this asshole shot at cops knowing that it could easily get her killed and didn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:46:31.000 Anyway, they portray her on the New York Times as just like playing Uno and having fun and it was going to be a snuggle night.

00:46:38.000 Like the bias is shocking.

00:46:39.000 And then the cops come in and go, no one's snuggling on my watch, Uno bitches. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Peer, pew, pew.

00:46:45.000 That's Uno dos Trees.

00:46:49.000 Not even close to the truth.

00:46:50.000 But this also, this lie about Hennessy Collins, whatever the fuck kind of name that is.

00:46:54.000 I wonder if that's her real name.

00:46:57.000 They were being cunts because the MAGA guys, the guy had a MAGA hat and they attacked him and started screaming at him.

00:47:06.000 So these guys come back to say, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:47:09.000 And that's what they record.

00:47:10.000 They blocked his vehicle?

00:47:12.000 That face nigga. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Move your vehicle out of here.

00:47:17.000 Move my face.

00:47:19.000 Okay.

00:47:19.000 Don't ever come to a female pressing her while I'm not here.

00:47:24.000 Yeah.

00:47:25.000 I didn't come near you.

00:47:26.000 She doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:28.000 Don't ever come near a female when I'm not here. 1.00

00:47:31.000 She realized that she's a female because she's a lesbian, so she thinks she's a dude. 1.00

00:47:35.000 So don't come to a female unless I'm...

00:47:38.000 Oh, wait, I'm a female. 0.78

00:47:39.000 Unless I'm here.

00:47:40.000 What?

00:47:40.000 What am I talking about?

00:47:41.000 So they're suing her.

00:47:46.000 So I wonder if Cardi B Cardi B is probably updating Joe Biden right now.

00:47:50.000 Yo, I fucking look or whatever.

00:47:54.000 I fucking was wrong about that, Joe.

00:47:56.000 And he's like, I don't even know who you are.

00:47:59.000 This is her new press image where someone put her in my asshole. 1.00

00:48:06.000 She's being shit out, a bleached asshole. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Just kidding.

00:48:08.000 My anus is not quite that pink.

00:48:11.000 But has it occurred to anyone?

00:48:13.000 They even call an anus a balloon ring.

00:48:17.000 Balloon knot.

00:48:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:18.000 Balloon knot.

00:48:19.000 Yeah.

00:48:19.000 Michael Rappaport was making fun of JD on Howard Stern, and he was like, I'm going to spit on your fucking balloon knot.

00:48:26.000 Fuck you in the ass. 0.98

00:48:28.000 Wow.

00:48:29.000 Like, is it a...

00:48:30.000 Cardi B, you just made yourself into a piece of shit.

00:48:34.000 As if you haven't already.

00:48:38.000 I'm tired of symbolism and entendres.

00:48:41.000 It's funny that she put out a song called Wet Ass Pussy. 1.00

00:48:44.000 My pussy's so fucking wet, you can slide it like a credit card or suck a dick. 1.00

00:48:49.000 And then the next day, her husband was like, I'm going to go.

00:48:53.000 I'm going to head out.

00:48:54.000 Well, where the fuck you going?

00:48:57.000 It's like, I am.

00:49:00.000 Every time I turn the TV, everyone's talking about the moisture and discharge in your vagina. 1.00

00:49:07.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:49:10.000 Oh, fuck you then.

00:49:14.000 Also in black news, under my category of racism here, this is the most cringe thing I've ever seen. 0.93

00:49:20.000 Lil Nas X of walking through the road.

00:49:24.000 Lil Nas X teamed up with Christian Cohen.

00:49:27.000 Wait, who's the designer?

00:49:29.000 For bold new spring collection.

00:49:31.000 Is there anything, and I don't even want to use the word gay because he is gay. 1.00

00:49:36.000 Is there anything more cringe, lame, unimaginably douchey than this?

00:49:44.000 Like, that's better.

00:49:46.000 That one.

00:49:46.000 But go back.

00:49:47.000 Is it the pants?

00:49:49.000 What are they offering here?

00:49:50.000 Well, how do you put your helmet on?

00:49:52.000 Your cone spikes?

00:49:54.000 And why is it badass to be on a scooter with aluminum foil and duct tape on it?

00:49:59.000 Those are little kid things.

00:50:02.000 Yeah, you got duct tape and aluminum foil over your stupid...

00:50:04.000 Is that like a ska thing? 0.95

00:50:06.000 Are you a mod punk?

00:50:09.000 Krusty punk who's concerned about safety?

00:50:13.000 That is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen as far as fashion goes.

00:50:17.000 Safety pins, pretty badass.

00:50:19.000 What?

00:50:19.000 Remember those girls with safety pin earrings?

00:50:21.000 Loser.

00:50:23.000 That's pretty goth and pretty punk.

00:50:27.000 I like Amanda Lapore.

00:50:29.000 He's weird and cool.

00:50:31.000 But this is...

00:50:32.000 Anyway, I just had to show that scooter picture.

00:50:34.000 How much do you think those sweatpants are?

00:50:36.000 You know what we should do?

00:50:37.000 Let's steal that picture and make it a censored TV sticker. 0.98

00:50:40.000 Yo.

00:50:41.000 Yo, subscribe to censored TV where all the totally not whack shit is.

00:50:46.000 Wait, with just him?

00:50:47.000 Like we don't edit it?

00:50:48.000 Yeah, you don't know.

00:50:49.000 It's hilarious.

00:50:50.000 You don't know cool till you've been to censored.tv where all the and then you have lots of asterisks like fucked up shit is but it's f asterisk asterisks oh yeah yeah yeah so you're like a badass but you're scared of saying bad words early otts badass yeah edgy spencer's gift for all the fucked up shit don't show your mom that you're watching this yeah yeah it's a parent free zone on censored.tv kids

00:51:21.000 only and by the way kids rock kids rock parents suck yeah that's it that's cool i make myself laugh kids rock parents suck censored.tv raw and it's in like sex pistols letters yeah fuck you uncensored guess when bedtime is on censored.tv never hey homework this is what i think of you you 0.97

00:51:52.000 just entered a homework free zone oh that's so corny oh i just Gave myself douchey.

00:52:01.000 That is douchey.

00:52:02.000 That's a first.

00:52:03.000 We should cut promos like that where it's all intense.

00:52:05.000 Or like it just says, conservative is the new punk.

00:52:08.000 Yeah.

00:52:09.000 Censored.tv.

00:52:12.000 It's like uncut, uncensored.

00:52:15.000 And then it's like, I feel like I'm a toad.

00:52:17.000 Like, raw.

00:52:18.000 And then just like, like, saying it's uncut and uncensored and like super crazy.

00:52:22.000 And then it's just like Dinesh, like, that's why I don't think trans people are very normal. 1.00

00:52:27.000 It's like really like lame, not lame, but like non-eventful clips.

00:52:34.000 What did you do to our awesome race?

00:52:36.000 Like a bunch of graphics that are just like, sick, uncensored.

00:52:39.000 Brian, next time you go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, you should stand up on a stepladder and just shit on the best painting you can find there because that's what you just did.

00:52:49.000 Why not?

00:52:51.000 Let's look at some blacks behaving badly before we wrap up this subject of racism on today's episode of Get Off My Lawn. 0.96

00:52:59.000 This is black privilege. 0.92

00:53:03.000 Oh, man!

00:53:05.000 Wait, so where?

00:53:06.000 Oh, wait, it's still there.

00:53:11.000 I want to go to CVS, but I don't have any money, but I gotta get a bunch of shit.

00:53:15.000 I know, I'll just take it all.

00:53:17.000 But they have a security guard.

00:53:20.000 I'll just, like, if he grabs it as I'm grabbing it, I'll rip it out of his hand.

00:53:26.000 They're dressed kind of like African immigrants, but they don't have that accent.

00:53:29.000 Look, he manages to grab, like, one box of tampons off her.

00:53:32.000 A guitar in a bag?

00:53:36.000 Yes, yes.

00:53:38.000 Ah, fuck this.

00:53:39.000 I'm out of here.

00:53:42.000 Look, I'm out of here.

00:53:43.000 I already stole enough stuff.

00:53:44.000 What is that body shape?

00:53:45.000 I don't know.

00:53:46.000 It's a yoga mat?

00:53:48.000 Is that Roger from American Family?

00:53:51.000 Look, now he's taking more stuff.

00:53:53.000 That's cosmetics for women. 1.00

00:53:57.000 Guys, I think we have enough stuff here.

00:53:59.000 You know what ends up happening?

00:54:00.000 They try to sell this and they're like, dude, I don't want to buy eyelashes.

00:54:04.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:05.000 Okay, just give me like 10 cents.

00:54:07.000 No.

00:54:07.000 Alright.

00:54:10.000 Are you supposed to have a mask?

00:54:11.000 Well, they got masks.

00:54:12.000 Look, someone's trying to fight.

00:54:13.000 More than the security guard.

00:54:15.000 Some tall Chinese guy is wrestling them more than the... 1.00

00:54:20.000 The security guard's just like, I don't know what to do here.

00:54:25.000 What's that on the back of his belt?

00:54:28.000 Why are you hurting him?

00:54:29.000 Is that a walkie-talkie or a weird knife thing?

00:54:34.000 Mace them at least.

00:54:35.000 Can you mace people?

00:54:38.000 Look at the manager.

00:54:40.000 We don't have a file for...

00:54:41.000 This is not in the rulebook.

00:54:48.000 You're not going to help him?

00:54:50.000 She yells. 1.00

00:54:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:55.000 Look, can you at least grab one of them?

00:54:57.000 I don't think this will work.

00:54:58.000 Oh, look, he kicked him in the shin.

00:54:59.000 Now he's coming back at him.

00:55:01.000 You want to do this?

00:55:02.000 And then the guy runs away.

00:55:04.000 He's like, dude, that's the guy they had in the black sweatshirt.

00:55:09.000 And look at the security guard.

00:55:11.000 Aesthetic.

00:55:13.000 Was he in on it?

00:55:13.000 Where was that?

00:55:14.000 Oh, it wasn't Chinese. 0.97

00:55:15.000 It was Hispanic.

00:55:17.000 Self-checkout.

00:55:20.000 But what happens if you do stop someone in this era of black privilege?

00:55:23.000 Like this judge who had enough of this stupid bitch. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Judge Magistrate Michael Winner resigns after incident in court.

00:55:31.000 God knows how long he's been a judge for.

00:55:33.000 But turn it up.

00:55:34.000 Court administrator told him to resign or be fired after Bachman's conduct last week.

00:55:39.000 What are we talking about?

00:55:40.000 Bachman told Nine on Your Side that he responded to yelling that was so loud during a court session he couldn't hear an attorney actually question a witness.

00:55:49.000 But was his response appropriate when he chased after a woman?

00:55:52.000 Chief Investigative Reporter Craig Cheatham is actually here now to show us this video and explain a little bit more of just what happened.

00:55:58.000 Craig and Tanya, Michael Bachman says the video speaks for itself.

00:56:01.000 But in this story, we're going to show you what happened while using Bachman's descriptions of what happened as it unfolded.

00:56:10.000 Witnesses say Cassandra Jackson was angry and loud after court staff told her she missed a deadline for filing papers for a protection order. 1.00

00:56:18.000 Then-magistrate Michael Bachman said, quote, she yelled at the top of her lungs and that it was so loud I couldn't hear a defense attorney questioning a witness on the stand.

00:56:29.000 So Bachman says he got angry and charged out of his courtroom, pointing at Jackson as he pursued her down the hallway, telling the I-team, that just can't be tolerated.

00:56:40.000 Okay.

00:56:40.000 Bachman jogged to catch up to Jackson near the elevators, telling the I-Team, I think the video speaks for itself.

00:56:48.000 He says he told her to return to his courtroom.

00:56:51.000 On the way, she veered toward a side hallway, prompting Bachman to put his hand on the back of her shoulder.

00:56:57.000 Oh, no.

00:56:58.000 Telling the I-Team, I merely put my hand up to guide her.

00:57:01.000 I didn't choke her or manhandle her.

00:57:04.000 He kept his hand there on the back of her shoulder for 23 seconds, according to the video, until he moved her down into a seat in the jury box.

00:57:14.000 Bachman and Jackson continued talking to each other.

00:57:17.000 A minute later, deputies tried to take her into custody.

00:57:20.000 She attempted to escape, then resisted the arrest. 0.80

00:57:24.000 The judge sent her three days in jail for contempt of court.

00:57:28.000 She served two days.

00:57:30.000 Bachman says on Monday afternoon, the court administrator told him he could, quote, resign or be terminated.

00:57:37.000 Mark Dwyer put Saxon John in jail.

00:57:38.000 I'm no fan of modern judges for the most part these days, but what the fuck did he do wrong?

00:57:44.000 And how long was his career?

00:57:45.000 It's all over because he doesn't tolerate some woman screaming her fucking head off black privilege.

00:57:50.000 We just had a guy in Miami go on an anti-white beating spree where he beat two 72-year-old men, men in their 70s, one of them was 72, and then some other innocent young girl, she looks like she's like 21.

00:58:02.000 Whack, whack, MMA, bam, bam, bam. 0.94

00:58:07.000 All of them.

00:58:09.000 You have that story?

00:58:10.000 I didn't send it to you.

00:58:13.000 In one day, no, see, you're going to find a lot of these.

00:58:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:16.000 A lot of old people getting beat up here.

00:58:18.000 Click the button news.

00:58:19.000 Oh, yes, of course.

00:58:21.000 As I told you yesterday.

00:58:25.000 From Miami Subway.

00:58:28.000 Woman attacked. 1.00

00:58:29.000 Oh, it was That video that's going around.

00:58:31.000 Yeah, he's got a pink shirt on.

00:58:34.000 Now, he was obviously arrested, but there was more outrage about this judge touching a black woman for 23 seconds.

00:58:43.000 I wonder if they're going to show it.

00:58:46.000 No, that's a different guy.

00:58:48.000 Holy smoke.

00:58:49.000 Anyway, the point is, our outrage is misdirected.

00:58:53.000 Heather McDonald is my new favorite writer.

00:58:55.000 And maybe I like women writers better than men because I'm dumb and they don't write fancy writing. 0.99

00:59:02.000 They're kind of conversational.

00:59:04.000 But I'm still reading The War on Cops.

00:59:07.000 There it is.

00:59:08.000 Kicks and punches lone female writer more than 20 times.

00:59:12.000 Actually, this was his third victim that day.

00:59:14.000 Wow.

00:59:15.000 All white. 0.68

00:59:16.000 He almost got off and then he got back on.

00:59:18.000 And I stopped watching it after that.

00:59:19.000 Well, I've yet to see that.

00:59:20.000 This is pretty upsetting.

00:59:21.000 Yeah.

00:59:24.000 So he makes sure no one's coming and he's safe.

00:59:26.000 And he's like, I'm going to fucking fuck up this white bitch. 1.00

00:59:29.000 And who knows?

00:59:30.000 This could be the news driving these people crazy.

00:59:33.000 Like my black friend the other day who was saying, you talk to a black man.

00:59:37.000 He says he doesn't know if he's going to come home alive every time he gets in his vehicle because of the pigs.

00:59:43.000 So you get mad after a while.

00:59:44.000 You're like, you're killing our woman, like Sandra Bland. 1.00

00:59:47.000 You hanged her in her cell.

00:59:48.000 I'm going to kill your woman. 1.00

00:59:52.000 And he just won't stop.

00:59:54.000 Like, what's the rage?

00:59:55.000 Is he on something?

00:59:58.000 Yeah.

00:59:59.000 Wow.

01:00:02.000 What the fuck?

01:00:04.000 She got roughed at it.

01:00:05.000 What a complete piece of shit.

01:00:08.000 Like, what can you give your daughter to prevent that?

01:00:10.000 Pepper spray?

01:00:13.000 Yeah, that's about it.

01:00:15.000 Is it like an explosive?

01:00:17.000 It looks pretty abandoned.

01:00:18.000 Maybe this was really low.

01:00:19.000 Oh, wait, it has the time there.

01:00:21.000 22.44.

01:00:22.000 What's that, 10 o'clock?

01:00:23.000 It's almost 11 o'clock?

01:00:25.000 Yeah, that's kind of late.

01:00:28.000 Anyway, I gotta get to my stop.

01:00:30.000 Why do you have one sock on, dude?

01:00:36.000 Wait, why is she getting up?

01:00:42.000 He's done.

01:00:43.000 He's like, all right.

01:00:43.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch.

01:00:46.000 Look, Heather Mape.

01:00:49.000 So Heather McDonald had an article in City Journal, and it talks about institutional racism. 0.99

01:00:55.000 And she brought up a great point about this giant conformity to a lie.

01:00:58.000 Academia's monolithic belief in systemic racism will further erode American institutions and the principle of our further erode.

01:01:06.000 How could you possibly further erode our post-secondary education today?

01:01:10.000 It's decimated.

01:01:11.000 It looks like that fire site we saw in Oregon at the beginning of the show.

01:01:16.000 But she talks about interestingly, she talks about how all of these colleges, all the top brass, the presidents and everything, talk about.

01:01:22.000 First, at the beginning of the year, they talk about how wonderful their students are and how amazing this school is and how proud they are of the faculty and the students and blah, blah, how great they are.

01:01:31.000 And then in the same breath, they go, we have to fix this terrible racism in our schools.

01:01:37.000 It's systemic.

01:01:38.000 It goes deep, deep into the institution.

01:01:40.000 It's like, wait, I thought you just said these were great people.

01:01:42.000 I don't want to send my kids to your Klan rally of a school. 0.72

01:01:46.000 And then she says, if such institutional, sorry, if such institutional self-accusations by college presidents leave out the specifics, which faculty members do not treat black students fairly, she asks.

01:02:00.000 If that unjust treatment is so obvious, why weren't those professors already removed?

01:02:06.000 What is wrong with an admissions process that lets in thousands of student bigots?

01:02:12.000 In other moments, college presidents brag about the quality of their student body and faculty.

01:02:16.000 Are they lying?

01:02:18.000 Shouldn't they have disclosed to black applicants that they will face racist acts and systems of inequality should they attend?

01:02:26.000 Which brings us to the clown world that is academia these days.

01:02:31.000 Did we talk about CV Vitalo Haddad?

01:02:35.000 This is the latest one.

01:02:37.000 Now, this woman worked hard to get Proud Boys fired, including black Proud Boys, for being part of a racist hate group. 0.61

01:02:47.000 And as an African, it affected her.

01:02:50.000 She claims to be Ethiopian.

01:02:52.000 She's changed it a bunch.

01:02:53.000 After a dizzying array of responses and pressure for transparency from their community, CV has confirmed that they are Italian.

01:03:00.000 With a possible but unconfirmed distant ancestor as Ethiopian, one of their family members commented on the now-defunct Facebook status that no one in the family identifies as black.

01:03:09.000 And if you scroll down, you can see her, they're always ugly white chicks thinking about how after fourth grade mom started telling everyone we were Cuban and watching light ambiguous people be like, this white woman is why no one trusts us. 1.00

01:03:22.000 All lies.

01:03:23.000 All more Sean King shit.

01:03:25.000 How Sean King beat the Rachel Dolazal fate is anyone's guess.

01:03:30.000 Keep going.

01:03:30.000 Well, he said his mother was a slut who fucks on black guy.

01:03:33.000 And his mom went, okay, whatever you want, honey.

01:03:37.000 This time I gave a really awkward interview because I didn't know where to look.

01:03:40.000 Okay, whatever.

01:03:41.000 Boring.

01:03:42.000 Keep going.

01:03:43.000 So she's bitching about white people. 1.00

01:03:45.000 They curled her hair and stuff.

01:03:49.000 Colonial struggle.

01:03:52.000 But they, I hope they did screen grabs.

01:03:54.000 Keep going.

01:03:55.000 Again, this is written by a woman, so it's really long.

01:03:57.000 So she makes herself look black there. 0.99

01:03:59.000 Nice curly hair.

01:04:01.000 Look how black she looks in that picture. 1.00

01:04:03.000 But that's what she really looks like.

01:04:06.000 This black woman got a black proud boy fired for being racist. 1.00

01:04:12.000 This is the clown world that is academia.

01:04:15.000 Now, the good news is she recently got fired from her job as an assistant professor.

01:04:21.000 They're always ugly, aren't they?

01:04:24.000 They got the nose.

01:04:25.000 Maybe they would just want to lean into it.

01:04:26.000 Maybe it's every white woman with a slightly bigger nose than normal has to fucking pull out all the stops. 1.00

01:04:33.000 So that's CV Vitolo Haddad.

01:04:36.000 And again, we should probably make, let's start making more clips for my parlor, dude. 0.95

01:04:39.000 We have 100,000 followers on that.

01:04:42.000 And we should do the one where I said, we had the Chris Rock thing.

01:04:47.000 Actually, we can add to these.

01:04:49.000 We had the Chris Rock thing where he said, America's still racist.

01:04:53.000 No one in this room wants to be me.

01:04:56.000 And I'm rich.

01:04:58.000 I didn't do a very good job of that.

01:05:01.000 And then we go to black and white and we show all of the white people pretending to be black.

01:05:07.000 So that's another one to add to it.

01:05:09.000 And then there's this woman. 0.99

01:05:11.000 I recognize her.

01:05:12.000 I remember seeing her bitch about racist whites and how they don't understand black people like her. 0.98

01:05:18.000 And I remember thinking, who the fuck thinks this woman's black? 1.00

01:05:21.000 Like, at least with that other chick, she curled her hair more and stuff and got a tan. 1.00

01:05:26.000 This woman just told people she was black. 1.00

01:05:30.000 Why do you keep falling for this?

01:05:32.000 Academia.

01:05:34.000 Let's hear her talk.

01:05:34.000 I remember going to food pantries and having to have all kinds of paperwork and having to prove all kinds of things just to get some generic cereal and some soup, and it just kind of makes you feel less than.

01:05:47.000 Less than.

01:05:49.000 I felt like there were able to eat, considering that we are one of the big people.

01:05:55.000 There's a lot of racial inequality in Indianapolis.

01:05:58.000 There are many, many factors into opening the food.

01:06:01.000 What is your name?

01:06:02.000 They always change their name too, like C. V. Vitolo Haddad.

01:06:06.000 And then this one is sometimes Satchul, sometimes Satch.

01:06:14.000 Which, of course, reminds us.

01:06:15.000 Satchul, by the way, makes me think of in Quebec they call a spatula Spatul.

01:06:20.000 So she's Spatul. 0.89

01:06:23.000 Is there more pictures of her down there?

01:06:24.000 Yeah, right there.

01:06:25.000 There's one.

01:06:28.000 Go down.

01:06:29.000 There she is with her sisters.

01:06:32.000 Yo.

01:06:35.000 Black lives matter, yo.

01:06:38.000 I am so sick of, like, who the fuck thinks that's a black person?

01:06:43.000 My rule for my kids, my rule for Indians is you're not allowed to say you're Indian unless people ask you if you're Chinese.

01:06:49.000 Similarly, you're not allowed to pretend you're black if no one in the world thought you were black for one second.

01:06:57.000 But that reminds me of this Jessica Krug lecture.

01:06:59.000 Can you put this up?

01:07:01.000 I was trying to understand one word of this.

01:07:06.000 Actually, you know what we should do?

01:07:07.000 We should have a lot of people.

01:07:07.000 The incarnation of this, I would say, is the kind of puzzling way in which Cornell West has signed on to the American descendant of a.

01:07:14.000 You're going to come at my man Cornell?

01:07:16.000 I'm going to come at you. 0.90

01:07:17.000 Guns are blazing, girl. 0.97

01:07:19.000 You fucking hood rat project bitch. 1.00

01:07:32.000 I find her strangely attractive.

01:07:34.000 She reminds me of the Jewish chicks who used to bang in college. 1.00

01:07:37.000 I went to school.

01:07:38.000 I went to university in the late 80s and the early 90s.

01:07:41.000 And that's when political correctness began.

01:07:44.000 Actually, it was just starting then, and it didn't dominate the school the way it does now.

01:07:48.000 It wasn't part of the curriculum.

01:07:49.000 There was a few freaks, and our radio station, CKCU at Carleton University, started by Dan Aykroyd, by the way, had music on it.

01:07:58.000 There was like the punk show and the reggae show and the jazz show.

01:08:02.000 Now it's like Uktayuk, the Inuit show and Muslim voices and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:08:07.000 It's not music anymore.

01:08:08.000 It's multicultural pandering. 0.92

01:08:10.000 But anyway, being there at the beginning of political correctness, I started to learn the terms.

01:08:14.000 Hegemony was just starting with all this shit about discourse and colonialism and blah, blah, blah.

01:08:20.000 But they were usually in crazy classes like women's studies and the history of rock.

01:08:24.000 Now it's in fucking math.

01:08:26.000 But I want to see if I can speak academia and understand what the fuck this crazy bitch is talking about. 1.00

01:08:36.000 Can you believe people go a quarter million in debt to learn this gobbledygook?

01:08:41.000 So let's see if we can understand modern university.

01:08:45.000 Take it away, wigger. 1.00

01:08:48.000 It's primarily historical, right?

01:08:50.000 I'm interested in thinking about deeper context for okay.

01:08:55.000 Nation states are fundamentally anti-black.

01:08:57.000 Because we're starting in the middle here.

01:08:59.000 This isn't easy to do.

01:09:02.000 What are nation states?

01:09:05.000 Like all states?

01:09:06.000 Is the Congo a nation state?

01:09:09.000 Is the Congo fundamentally anti-black?

01:09:13.000 Is the idea of borders?

01:09:14.000 Is that what she's saying?

01:09:15.000 Just having a country is anti-black?

01:09:18.000 Does she mean the states in America?

01:09:20.000 I don't know what a nation-state is.

01:09:23.000 I'm going to have to look this up some of the...

01:09:25.000 Oh, let's ask the computer.

01:09:26.000 Is it on?

01:09:29.000 Why do you keep unplugging that fucking thing, retard? 1.00

01:09:33.000 Why do you keep unplugging that?

01:09:36.000 Well, get more plugs! 0.65

01:09:38.000 Or charge it in somewhere else.

01:09:41.000 Computer!

01:09:42.000 What's two plus two?

01:09:47.000 No, she's not on, because you keep fucking unplugging it.

01:09:52.000 How do you not know how to work plugs?

01:09:53.000 That's a new one.

01:09:55.000 Computer.

01:10:01.000 Don't unplug that ever again.

01:10:02.000 I'm going to duct tape it shut.

01:10:04.000 Computer, what's two plus two?

01:10:09.000 It's still fucking going, you fucking absolute fucking retard. 1.00

01:10:13.000 God, that's the second time you've done that, Ryan.

01:10:17.000 That thing cost me a bunch of money.

01:10:19.000 And now I'm just watching a green line spin around and around and around because you're not smart enough to figure out plugs.

01:10:27.000 Plugs.

01:10:30.000 Like, who does that?

01:10:31.000 Who unplugs shit at their work to plug something else in and then just forgets about it?

01:10:37.000 There's like, there's retardation, then there's negligence, then there's just total disregard for your job. 0.99

01:10:43.000 There's like nine things going on at once here.

01:10:46.000 Computer, what's two plus two?

01:10:48.000 No, nothing.

01:10:50.000 All right, so I guess we're giving up on that working.

01:10:53.000 I'll tell you what.

01:10:56.000 Don't fucking unplug that again.

01:10:59.000 Got it?

01:11:01.000 Got it?

01:11:02.000 Yeah, I did.

01:11:03.000 Maybe tell me one more time.

01:11:05.000 Well, it didn't work last time I told you not to unplug it.

01:11:08.000 Yeah, but we were done for the whole day.

01:11:09.000 Oh, we're done for the whole day, and we're never going to use it again.

01:11:11.000 I had to charge the keyboard.

01:11:13.000 Oh, you had to charge the keyboard.

01:11:14.000 You had to use that plug to charge the keyboard.

01:11:18.000 Then get another plug!

01:11:20.000 Go on Amazon and buy another power bar!

01:11:22.000 But I need to charge it now.

01:11:24.000 Then charge it in another room!

01:11:27.000 Or plug this back in when you're done!

01:11:32.000 Oh, that's okay, that's a good idea.

01:11:35.000 What's up?

01:11:38.000 Here's what's up.

01:11:40.000 Okay, computer, stop.

01:11:42.000 Computer, what is a nation state?

01:11:52.000 Computer!

01:11:54.000 What is a nation-state?

01:11:58.000 According to Wikipedia, a nation-state is a state in which a great majority shares the same culture and is conscious of it.

01:12:06.000 So a nation?

01:12:07.000 Why do they invent their own language?

01:12:10.000 There's no difference between a nation and a nation-state.

01:12:13.000 It just sounds smarter.

01:12:15.000 So nations, countries are fundamentally anti-black.

01:12:19.000 What about Liberia?

01:12:21.000 That was founded by freed slaves who wanted to go back to Africa and reclaim their heritage.

01:12:27.000 Is Wakanda anti-black?

01:12:30.000 So we're having a bit of trouble with this hypothesis.

01:12:32.000 I think what she really means is America, but she doesn't want to sound too anti-American.

01:12:37.000 By the way, we're five seconds in, and it's been, what, five, six minutes here?

01:12:43.000 All right, so let's let Wakanda and the Congo go and assume she means Finland and the United States of America.

01:12:52.000 Political imagination of the future.

01:12:55.000 So it's historical, it's also forward-looking, and at the same time, it's critical of the language within which a lot of conversations about, as this panel is entitled, diasporic politics happen in the present.

01:13:06.000 Pause.

01:13:06.000 Diasporic.

01:13:09.000 Diasporic means it's an adjective form of the noun diaspora, which is a group of people leaving.

01:13:20.000 So I guess what she's saying is when we build nations, it's to get away from black people and to crush black people. 1.00

01:13:30.000 Like, what about American Indians?

01:13:31.000 Weren't we crushing them to make this?

01:13:33.000 I'm not even sure this complies with her own narratives.

01:13:36.000 But I didn't do very well for that, from that five seconds to 19 seconds.

01:13:42.000 I didn't really get that.

01:13:43.000 Maybe we can go back?

01:13:44.000 No, let's not go back.

01:13:44.000 That's cheating.

01:13:45.000 Okay, let's keep going forward.

01:13:47.000 And I would give myself an F so far.

01:13:50.000 Particularly, I'm interested in thinking about this idea that I'm borrowing from Puerto Rican sociologist Isar Godro, talking about a folklorization of blackness, right?

01:14:00.000 But the foliarization, particularly, of resistance and fugitivity.

01:14:05.000 And by that, I mean that oftentimes when people think about a historical politics of marinage or of resistance, it's very romantic, right?

01:14:13.000 And when people...

01:14:15.000 Okay, I think I might get this.

01:14:17.000 So she's talking about whenever we learn about blacks, we learn about the civil rights movement and Alabama and the German Shepherds, and it's romanticized.

01:14:24.000 That's my beef, too, by the way.

01:14:26.000 I would rather you talked about different things in black history in America, but you're totally fixated on that. 0.96

01:14:31.000 So this is an example, I think, of radical activists getting what they want and then saying, I don't even like that, which is indicative of what group?

01:14:40.000 The spoiled brat community.

01:14:43.000 Think about the implications of that for the present.

01:14:46.000 It's oftentimes either in kind of like a live-action role-playing things, we should all put on berets because, you know, Panthers.

01:14:54.000 Or it just seems...

01:14:56.000 Okay, I agree with you.

01:14:58.000 By the way, this cunt is talking about LARPing, and she's LARPing as a black woman right now, right in front of us. 1.00

01:15:08.000 Impossible.

01:15:09.000 Well, people could do that in Haiti in the 1760s, but nowadays.

01:15:14.000 So I'm interested in critiquing that a little bit.

01:15:17.000 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:18.000 Haiti in the 1760s.

01:15:21.000 Hey, computer, when was the revolution in Haiti?

01:15:28.000 Here's something I found on reference.com.

01:15:31.000 Haiti gained its independence on January 1st, 1804.

01:15:36.000 Okay, so she's just said Haiti in the 1790s.

01:15:39.000 I assume that's when slaves... 0.98

01:15:41.000 That was 14 years before the slave revolt.

01:15:44.000 So what was...

01:15:46.000 Does she know when the slave revolt was?

01:15:50.000 What'd she just say?

01:15:50.000 1804?

01:15:52.000 Why is our computer a chick, by the way?

01:15:55.000 I'm sick of these chicks everywhere. 1.00

01:15:57.000 Fuck, they're at the barbershop.

01:15:58.000 They're at my local dive bar telling me I can't go there.

01:16:03.000 They're teaching this bullshit mumbo jumbo.

01:16:06.000 So that went over my head.

01:16:08.000 I'm sorry.

01:16:08.000 You could say this in Haiti in the 1790s.

01:16:11.000 You couldn't say shit in Haiti in the 1790s.

01:16:14.000 They were still slaves.

01:16:16.000 And they had six days a week to work one day off.

01:16:20.000 Some moron decided they should work seven days a week and they can't go to church.

01:16:25.000 Not a wise move to deny people church.

01:16:28.000 Not that I think you should have continued slavery in Haiti, but the slaves went ballistic, murdered every woman and child there, drank their blood out of their skulls.

01:16:36.000 It was the most sadistic revolution in the history of revolutions.

01:16:40.000 Maybe back to Columbus.

01:16:43.000 But nowadays.

01:16:45.000 So I'm interested in critiquing that a little bit.

01:16:48.000 And that's for several reasons.

01:16:50.000 One, because it's critically urgent that we do so, right?

01:16:54.000 The degree to which we remain invested in role-playing the past instead of using political imagination to dream forward is the degree to which we remain inevitably entangled in a violence from which we can't possibly conceive of an escape.

01:17:08.000 Okay, she's just saying what I believe.

01:17:11.000 The more we spend reveling in the past and LARPing like Black Panthers, the less we can move forward. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Agreed.

01:17:18.000 Agreed.

01:17:19.000 But moving forward involves cutting the cords with all of that beret shit and just busting your ass. 1.00

01:17:25.000 Becoming a plumber, getting a trade, working hard, and not talking about fucking racism and slavery every 10 minutes.

01:17:32.000 Which, my experience has been, most black people are like that. 0.98

01:17:37.000 The ones who keep bitching about it are often either white people pretending to be black or half black people who grew up in all white neighborhoods.

01:17:45.000 But black guys like at my boxing gym, they're not really talking about Jim Crow a lot.

01:17:50.000 Their t-shirts don't say resist and black lives matter.

01:17:54.000 Their t-shirts say under armor and some fucking, I don't know, fight between Two guys, or what else do you see there?

01:18:04.000 Like their police academy, or wherever the fuck they worked, or some free shirt they got at a construction site.

01:18:11.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:18:12.000 Keep going, Jessica.

01:18:14.000 This is eight minutes.

01:18:15.000 Jesus.

01:18:16.000 Also interested in thinking about this because of some of the really puzzling developments.

01:18:24.000 I can't even call them developments.

01:18:26.000 That's not accurate.

01:18:27.000 I'm thinking about the ways that within the academia and within a lot of black politics, we can often ascribe to nationalisms that have never one time served black freedom.

01:18:39.000 So the latest incarnation of this, I would say, is the kind of puzzling way in which Cornell West has signed on to the American descendant of enslaved people discourse, right?

01:18:51.000 And the ways in which oftentimes like an African Americanist project that's really about the Americanism is at odds with thinking about black political thought globally.

01:19:04.000 So hopefully that'll make a little bit more sense.

01:19:06.000 I don't know.

01:19:07.000 I don't think Jessica Krug knows what the fuck she just said. 1.00

01:19:10.000 She's mad at Cornell West.

01:19:12.000 Now, we've had Cornell West on the network many times, and his beef is not slavery.

01:19:18.000 His beef is Jim Crow.

01:19:20.000 I still think that's lame.

01:19:21.000 That was well over half a century ago, but at least it's more modern than 400 years ago.

01:19:29.000 She seems to have a beef with that.

01:19:32.000 But I thought the beginning of this lecture was all about not repeating the past.

01:19:38.000 And now she's mad at Cornell West for...

01:19:40.000 And wasn't this about nation states anyway?

01:19:44.000 Can you give me an example?

01:19:45.000 Like if you're doing an argument, you want to say nation states are fundamentally anti-black.

01:19:50.000 Think of any nation state in the world.

01:19:53.000 I will give an example of them trampling on blackness in order to thrive. 1.00

01:19:57.000 For example, and then give me like Beijing, the Congo, America, Costa Rica, and Chile.

01:20:05.000 Like give me a wide swath of examples and I'll go, holy shit.

01:20:09.000 Never thought of that.

01:20:10.000 This is a good lecture.

01:20:10.000 I'm glad I'm going a quarter million dollars into debt, learning basically Klingon.

01:20:14.000 You're learning a useless language.

01:20:18.000 And I haven't learned it clearly because I'm fucking lost right now.

01:20:22.000 Imagine in your notes if you're in this class.

01:20:24.000 Just Cornell West, LARP, forward, but past good too.

01:20:33.000 Question mark.

01:20:35.000 Interested in thinking about a politics of silence, right?

01:20:40.000 And how we conceive of diaspora.

01:20:42.000 In my work, in my understanding, diaspora has never been and is never about origins, right?

01:20:48.000 A nation-state has never been an appropriate framework through which to conceive black history.

01:20:52.000 Diaspora is about, what about the Jewish diaspora to Israel?

01:20:56.000 Isn't that about origins?

01:20:58.000 Aren't they from Judea?

01:21:01.000 History, nation-states are always fundamentally anti-black, and a citizenship model is rooted in. 0.98

01:21:07.000 That was a diaspora of freed slaves who went to Africa and started their own country.

01:21:12.000 And anti-blackness.

01:21:14.000 The aspirations for black histories of empire, you know, which we can see and sort of.

01:21:19.000 I don't know if we can make sure I got it.

01:21:21.000 I have to use the washroom.

01:21:23.000 All of a sudden.

01:21:24.000 This is the kind of pee where you go to the bathroom and it's like one drop comes out of your penis.

01:21:29.000 Just like a little yellow tear because you're didn't have to go pee.

01:21:33.000 Black legitimacy is rooted in the past. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Wait, are you skipping ahead?

01:21:37.000 Dude, don't let it run.

01:21:38.000 There's incredibly important information coming out of this bitch. 1.00

01:21:41.000 Never been an appropriate framework through which to conceive black history.

01:21:44.000 Nation states are always fundamentally anti-black, and a citizenship model is rooted in anti-blackness. 0.75

01:21:51.000 What?

01:21:51.000 The aspirations for black histories of empire, you know, which we can see in sort of...

01:21:56.000 Hold on.

01:21:56.000 So citizenship is rooted in anti-blackness.

01:21:59.000 You could argue in America that citizenship and green cards are rooted in anti-Hispanic, anti-Mexican.

01:22:07.000 I don't believe that to be true, but there's an argument there because most of the illegals are Mexican.

01:22:12.000 But I think what she's saying is anything that involves any kind of regulation disproportionately hurts blacks, so it's racist.

01:22:23.000 Which is this same old argument they keep giving where it's like, if you're going to start putting boots on cars that have outstanding fines, blacks are going to get disproportionately hurt by that.

01:22:34.000 Ergo, putting boots on cars is racist.

01:22:36.000 No.

01:22:37.000 Heather McDonald talks about this all the time.

01:22:39.000 It's how often your group appears in the crime stats.

01:22:43.000 Blacks tend to speed more than whites in New York City. 0.99

01:22:47.000 So they tend to get pulled over more.

01:22:49.000 That's how you appear in the thing.

01:22:52.000 You know, if you were to crack down on chess cheaters, you'd end up screwing a lot of Russians over.

01:22:59.000 That's because they play more chess than us.

01:23:03.000 Tremendous popularity of the Black Panther, Wakanda, right?

01:23:08.000 And this idea of making a film about the history of Mansa Musa states that black legitimacy is rooted in the state and in empire.

01:23:19.000 And to me, that seems like inevitably a project of failure and not a project of freedom.

01:23:24.000 So I'm going to think through some of these.

01:23:25.000 I think I might know what's going on here.

01:23:27.000 To talk about black Americans is racist because blacks were brought here as slaves, have never been invited to America, don't have a seat at the table, as they like to say.

01:23:40.000 And therefore, to talk about African Americans is racist because there'll only ever be uninvited black Africans. 0.99

01:23:50.000 That's all they are.

01:23:51.000 This is a fucking white woman, just to remind you on a regular basis, who we're dealing with here. 1.00

01:23:57.000 So I guess that's what she's saying.

01:23:58.000 And that's what you hear Muslims say, like in Australia.

01:24:01.000 They go, you say you hate Australia, yet you emigrated here and here you are in Brisbane.

01:24:06.000 And they go, no, this is Allah's land. 0.89

01:24:10.000 You called it Australia.

01:24:11.000 You stuck a flag in it, but the entire world belongs to Allah. 1.00

01:24:15.000 So you're the intruder here.

01:24:17.000 This is Islam.

01:24:19.000 I think that's what she's saying, that blacks are just Africans here.

01:24:23.000 So what are you saying?

01:24:24.000 They should go back to Africa? 1.00

01:24:26.000 So is this a rich white Jewish woman telling blacks to go back to Africa? 0.79

01:24:30.000 Is this where we ended up?

01:24:33.000 What water does this bitch need? 1.00

01:24:35.000 By giving a brief history, you know, and this comes from the research from the first book, brief history of Kisama and thinking about the afterlife of the politics of Kisama.

01:25:15.000 know how many times i've talked about zambia in my life zero you know how many times anyone's ever talked about a place near the capital of zambia 0.001 and that title belongs to jessica krug krug geographies of reputations relationship to archives and gender so you know like 500 years of stuff in the future in the next 18 or 20 minutes i have left it's not too much um so

01:28:46.000 a third of a tenth right a thirtieth can we hear about slavery about a thirtieth as much as everyone else please Tama's not just a space. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Oftentimes, given the colonial nature of anthropology and disciplines, which...

01:29:00.000 I give up.

01:29:01.000 Not only am I not going pee, I was lying.

01:29:04.000 I didn't have to go pee.

01:29:05.000 I quit your class.

01:29:06.000 You're retarded. 1.00

01:29:06.000 And I have a funny feeling that you're a white Jew in blackface with giant hoop earrings. 1.00

01:29:12.000 Can we verify that?

01:29:15.000 Now here's the candace and tucker too.

01:29:17.000 Mr. 45, thank God for you.

01:29:20.000 You were free, love.

01:29:22.000 You smell pee.

01:29:26.000 Did you pee your backpack?

01:29:28.000 Maybe there's some pee going around.

01:29:33.000 Well, Gary's...

01:29:35.000 I mean, I'm not saying he smells like pee, but he was here not.

01:29:37.000 He doesn't smell like P. He smells worse than pee.

01:29:40.000 Oh.

01:29:42.000 Yeah.

01:29:43.000 That's one of those shows where, like with other shows that people go, I really hate that show.

01:29:46.000 It sucks.

01:29:47.000 No one watches it.

01:29:47.000 I'd consider it like, well, okay, maybe I'll watch a few more episodes or something.

01:29:51.000 But when you say that about Gary's show, I'm just like, well, fuck you.

01:29:55.000 You don't get it.

01:29:56.000 I don't consider it canceling it ever for one second.

01:30:03.000 All right.

01:30:04.000 We spent a lot of time here.

01:30:05.000 Should we jump over to the male bee? 0.93

01:30:08.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:30:12.000 Let's turn our eyes together's male band. 1.00

01:30:18.000 Let me touch it.

01:30:22.000 I've been checking out this guy, Special Books by Special Kids, who's a very handsome young man who wears overalls and he interviews severely disfigured people, burned survivors,

01:30:39.000 and these people deserve a voice.

01:30:42.000 So it's important they get to talk and we should hear them and we should humanize them.

01:30:47.000 But I don't know, man.

01:30:50.000 Like he's getting tens of millions of views, probably making great money.

01:30:54.000 And why does he always have to stick his handsome self in the interview?

01:31:00.000 He might not even be aware of this, but I think there's some sort of subliminal, like virtue signaling, look, handsome guys are nice too, kind of thing.

01:31:11.000 Like, look at his things in general.

01:31:16.000 Like, his whole video page.

01:31:19.000 So, like, look at that guy surviving severe burns.

01:31:22.000 Doctors say he's a miracle, right?

01:31:24.000 You couldn't get more disfigured than that.

01:31:25.000 That's tough.

01:31:26.000 When somebody looks at it.

01:31:29.000 So, if you go forward a bit.

01:31:31.000 In that same one?

01:31:32.000 Yeah.

01:31:32.000 What are you, a pussy?

01:31:34.000 That's a human being, Ryan.

01:31:35.000 I understand that.

01:31:35.000 But look.

01:31:36.000 Oh, wait.

01:31:36.000 He's got his dad in there.

01:31:38.000 He is.

01:31:38.000 Right, but he's in it here.

01:31:40.000 He scared a kid off.

01:31:41.000 But look at that.

01:31:42.000 Oh, kind of.

01:31:44.000 In a way, yeah.

01:31:45.000 And he laughs and smiles.

01:31:47.000 Am I crazy?

01:31:48.000 Where he's like, I'm a good person.

01:31:50.000 I'm a good person, but I'm also gorgeous.

01:31:55.000 Like, that's a pretty bad one.

01:31:57.000 But look at, like, what's this one?

01:32:00.000 Liz's humanity.

01:32:03.000 So she's sitting there saying, I'm a person, I'm normal, and she's crying as she does it.

01:32:09.000 And then he's sitting there with his cute little turquoise overalls.

01:32:13.000 I don't know, man.

01:32:14.000 My spidey senses are tingling.

01:32:16.000 A little bit.

01:32:16.000 I got a bad feeling about this dude.

01:32:21.000 I could be wrong.

01:32:22.000 I could be wrong.

01:32:24.000 Where's Liz? 1.00

01:32:25.000 God, he's got a lot of these.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, there's quite a bit.

01:32:28.000 He really makes the rounds with the disfigured community. 0.94

01:32:31.000 Liz's humanity.

01:32:35.000 There we go.

01:32:37.000 Look at him.

01:32:38.000 To be courageous and sit here and share your story.

01:32:42.000 I want.

01:32:43.000 And blue suspenders.

01:32:44.000 No.

01:32:51.000 Hey, God.

01:32:52.000 Should I be praising this guy for giving these people a voice?

01:32:56.000 Or is there something I don't know about and my spotty senses are correct?

01:33:00.000 Can you just tell me, please?

01:33:02.000 I don't want to find out this guy was molesting these people or something.

01:33:06.000 Or he's a pedophile and he's trying to...

01:33:07.000 Or he jokes about it after, like, with his friends.

01:33:09.000 He's like, do you see this other one I got, dude?

01:33:12.000 That'd be bad.

01:33:13.000 You don't think it's going like there?

01:33:15.000 God, you're...

01:33:16.000 Detective shitty strikes every time without exception.

01:33:22.000 It's either something much more sinister.

01:33:24.000 There's no Beavis and Butthead goofing around.

01:33:26.000 Folks at home, do you believe what I have to work with?

01:33:32.000 All right.

01:33:32.000 What's going on here?

01:33:33.000 Why can't I access the mailbag?

01:33:37.000 What the fuck?

01:33:38.000 What are you on about?

01:33:41.000 Oh, cool.

01:33:41.000 I was going to ask about that.

01:33:45.000 All right.

01:33:51.000 How come some of these have been read?

01:33:52.000 All right.

01:33:54.000 It's from Alex.

01:33:56.000 Chinese corn story.

01:33:56.000 G-Dog, I laughed my ass off when you told that story about being really thirsty on a train in China, and some Chinese guy you were with thought some hot corn being sold on the side of the road would do a good job quenching it.

01:34:05.000 Could we tell that story, please?

01:34:06.000 Possibly making the greatest hit.

01:34:10.000 I was going from Beijing to Singapore, and we're on a bus.

01:34:20.000 This would be in the early 90s.

01:34:22.000 And what you do is in Taiwan, you're only allowed to be there for four months and your visa runs out.

01:34:27.000 So you just go to China and then you come back and it starts again.

01:34:30.000 So I'm petering around this disgusting shithole that is China. 1.00

01:34:34.000 And I'm so fucking thirsty.

01:34:36.000 I didn't think about it in time.

01:34:37.000 I didn't pack water.

01:34:38.000 And it's hot and it's so humid there and disgusting.

01:34:41.000 And I don't speak any Chinese.

01:34:42.000 And I'm looking at the guy next to me going, ah, whoo.

01:34:45.000 He's like, oh, sweet jao.

01:34:46.000 Sui jiao.

01:34:49.000 Both like, oh, oh.

01:34:51.000 So we're getting along.

01:34:52.000 I think I said Gatorade.

01:34:54.000 And he's like, boy, I'd kill for a fucking Gatorade right now.

01:34:58.000 And I can grab one.

01:35:02.000 I had one.

01:35:02.000 What did I do with it?

01:35:03.000 Threw it in the fire.

01:35:04.000 Oh, I finished it.

01:35:06.000 By the way, don't think you're being healthy when you're drinking Gatorade.

01:35:08.000 It is a lot of sugar.

01:35:10.000 And then we get him to the side of the road and he's like, oh, shui jiao, chow chi.

01:35:16.000 And I go, what?

01:35:16.000 They sell water there?

01:35:19.000 So I go outside of the bus and there is nothing but a hot cube about as big as his desk cooking corn.

01:35:26.000 No butter, no salt, just cooking corn and then giving you this steaming hot corn.

01:35:34.000 And he's like, and I'm like, maybe if I was dying, that would be better than nothing.

01:35:43.000 But corn does not quench your thirst.

01:35:45.000 This is what I want to get across with multiculturalism.

01:35:48.000 Other cultures aren't sort of like us, but different.

01:35:51.000 It's not like there's a get off my lawn show, but he has a red jean jacket and no mustache.

01:35:57.000 No, they don't have this.

01:35:58.000 They're not the same as us. 0.84

01:35:59.000 You know how many stand-up comedians there are in China?

01:36:02.000 None.

01:36:03.000 None.

01:36:04.000 That's not a thing.

01:36:05.000 They don't do humor.

01:36:08.000 It's a different culture to its core.

01:36:10.000 Then when they get thirsty, they have a hot piece of corn.

01:36:18.000 A Briggs, what are your thoughts on the dystopian knots and crosses?

01:36:22.000 It's as bad to me as imagining a real Wakanda without Christianity in the West. 0.96

01:36:26.000 It's the best mentality.

01:36:28.000 I've been saving this.

01:36:29.000 I have a whole movie thing I'm going to do, but there's been too much news this week, so I haven't been able to do it.

01:36:32.000 I will be discussing knots and crosses.

01:36:35.000 It's a dystopian sort of a hunger games type of movie where white people are second-class citizens and they're treated like shit and they're not allowed to race mix.

01:36:46.000 And it's what if the tables were turned?

01:36:48.000 And the amazing thing about this show is the tables are turned.

01:36:53.000 Go to South Africa.

01:36:55.000 They literally have concentration camps for whites. 0.93

01:36:58.000 This is South Africa, but without the cool technology and the wealth.

01:37:02.000 They murder white people based on their race on a regular fucking basis.

01:37:07.000 All this show is, is South Africa with more money.

01:37:14.000 I thought that was funny, that you could be so ignorant that you would think knots and crosses was a crazy concept and not know that South Africa exists.

01:37:22.000 So I will be covering that.

01:37:25.000 Hey, G-Dog and F-A-G-Dog.

01:37:27.000 Oh.

01:37:28.000 I was reading some old tacky articles At work, most popular articles are still mostly you and Jim.

01:37:33.000 But the links are dead, and the apostrophes come out as Euro dollars.

01:37:38.000 I know, it drives me nuts.

01:37:39.000 And it got me curious to check out some old apps of the Gab McKinnis show.

01:37:42.000 You get any dough on this?

01:37:43.000 No.

01:37:44.000 There's a shit ton of episodes.

01:37:46.000 Ton is spelled T-O-N-N-E.

01:37:49.000 What is that about?

01:37:50.000 Is that a British thing?

01:37:51.000 Because I don't approve.

01:37:53.000 Ton or Ton?

01:37:57.000 Ton is an alternative spelling metric thing.

01:38:01.000 It's almost never used in American English.

01:38:02.000 So it must be a Brit or an Australian. 0.94

01:38:07.000 An evergreen app with a list of the show of your favorite moments.

01:38:11.000 What are you talking about?

01:38:11.000 There's a shit ton of episodes.

01:38:13.000 Would you consider doing an Evergreen app with a list on the show of your favorite moments of the Gavin McKinnis show?

01:38:20.000 I don't know, dude.

01:38:21.000 Maybe.

01:38:21.000 I asked Keith for them all, and he basically said, no, I think he wants me to buy them, which I sort of see, which I probably should have written a contract.

01:38:30.000 I'm not a handshake guy.

01:38:32.000 Keith no longer works there, though.

01:38:33.000 Yes, I know.

01:38:34.000 This was a long time ago.

01:38:36.000 But they're also fucking raunchy.

01:38:39.000 A little bit.

01:38:40.000 And I'm about to get kicked off of every platform I'm on.

01:38:44.000 So I'm kind of treading on eggshells, but also not.

01:38:47.000 So I'd have to go through them and see if someone could use them against us.

01:38:50.000 And there's porn stars and nudity and all kinds of stuff.

01:38:54.000 But it's also like, why go back in time?

01:38:57.000 Maybe if I was retired and I was like, I'm going to dig up some of my old TGMS episodes and put them up.

01:39:04.000 You can see what I used to do.

01:39:06.000 No, you can see what I do.

01:39:08.000 Dear Gavin, I know you're not a huge MMA fan because of all the toes, but Kamzat Chimiev got one of the cleanest knockouts I've seen in my life on Saturday.

01:39:20.000 He's undefeated and has won three fights.

01:39:22.000 Whole fight lasts about 15 seconds.

01:39:23.000 Let me guess.

01:39:23.000 He kicks him in the head super hard.

01:39:31.000 Doesn't really work too hard.

01:39:32.000 Shimayev Orthodox in black.

01:39:34.000 Shimayev straight on the pressure like Koi always does.

01:39:43.000 Jeez.

01:39:45.000 Pressure, like I always does.

01:39:46.000 Isn't that fun?

01:39:49.000 I feel like my wife watching anime.

01:39:51.000 I feel nothing.

01:39:52.000 I don't get it.

01:39:53.000 I've tried a million times.

01:39:54.000 It's really messed up.

01:39:55.000 They changed the camera angle right when he hits them.

01:39:58.000 Look.

01:39:58.000 Well, they didn't know what's going to happen, Wiener.

01:40:00.000 Yeah, I know, but don't they have both cameras running?

01:40:05.000 But showing it as it was shown.

01:40:07.000 They should.

01:40:10.000 Joe Biden gets lost reading a teleprompter.

01:40:12.000 Makes no sense.

01:40:14.000 Oh, this is, I don't, I haven't seen this one.

01:40:19.000 I was going to say there's a new one every day.

01:40:20.000 There's a new one every half day.

01:40:24.000 Well, maybe not two a day, but it's definitely more than one a day.

01:40:27.000 We're up to 1.4 a day.

01:40:30.000 What are you doing?

01:40:31.000 We're just going here.

01:40:32.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:32.000 Gotcha.

01:40:35.000 And what makes his wild claims and hopes?

01:40:38.000 He now hopes we don't notice what he said or won't remember.

01:40:42.000 And when he does follow through or doesn't do, when followed through, the exact opposite.

01:40:50.000 Wow, that's a t-shirt.

01:40:52.000 What he do I'm forting that to myself.

01:40:56.000 That would be such a good t-shirt.

01:40:58.000 He now hopes we don't notice what he said or won't remember.

01:41:03.000 And when he does follow through or doesn't do when followed through, the exact opposite.

01:41:11.000 Wow.

01:41:13.000 America, you should be ashamed of yourself for elder abuse.

01:41:18.000 This is like worse than Mr. Magoo.

01:41:23.000 Dear Gavin, Lord of the Fruit Flies, in the previous episode, GML, you said that you sympathize with leftists who fight with Trump fans, that at least in their mind, their heart is in the right place.

01:41:32.000 I believe that was a valid point in 2016 against even the likes of Antifa.

01:41:38.000 And wait, against even the likes of Antifa.

01:41:41.000 Can you read your fucking emails before you send them?

01:41:45.000 I have to decipher your shitty grammar.

01:41:47.000 Every show.

01:41:49.000 And this was sent at 12.49 p.m.

01:41:52.000 So you weren't drunk.

01:41:54.000 And maybe even leading into 2020.

01:41:57.000 I don't know if you're talking about defending Antifa or what?

01:42:01.000 Against even the likes Antifa.

01:42:04.000 However, at this point, how many rioters do you believe have their hearts in the right place and are generally fighting for what they feel is right?

01:42:09.000 And how many are just rioting and protesting because it's the hot new thing?

01:42:13.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:42:15.000 Many of these kids could care less about politics or the upcoming election.

01:42:18.000 They're just victims of idle hands.

01:42:20.000 Don't give yourself gonorrhea up the throat.

01:42:21.000 Harrison, feel free to let Ryan give his two cents as well.

01:42:25.000 Oh, thanks.

01:42:26.000 Let's hear Ryan's two cents.

01:42:28.000 It'll be worth exactly.

01:42:35.000 That's all I got to say about that.

01:42:38.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:42:39.000 Like, when I think of liberals that I like, I think of Maine and New Hampshire and the guys with the American flags that are pro-gun that just think the taxes need to be overhauled.

01:42:48.000 I just think they're bad at math and they think that tax could ever work out well.

01:42:53.000 There is a way that we could take from the rich and just give to the poor.

01:42:57.000 Work that.

01:42:58.000 I don't know why I'm doing a southern accent for the Northeast.

01:43:01.000 But these writers you see in Seattle, Portland, LA, New York City are just fucking assholes with no political agenda.

01:43:11.000 At best, they're just there because it's fashion and that's what people are doing now.

01:43:15.000 Just like Lullapalooza or what's that one in LA that they all go to where they dress up as Indians and they fucking... 1.00

01:43:23.000 Burning Man, EDC, Coachella.

01:43:26.000 Coachella.

01:43:27.000 It's just Coachella at best.

01:43:29.000 And at worst, they're just malicious, shitty human beings that want to burn America to the ground.

01:43:35.000 All right.

01:43:38.000 Last time.

01:43:39.000 This is from Daniel.

01:43:40.000 Hello, king of the fag zone, Gavin, and prince of the fag zone, Ryan. 0.99

01:43:46.000 I've been to the fag zone like maybe four or five times to pick him up. 1.00

01:43:49.000 And I usually just walk in, say, this is disgusting.

01:43:52.000 Let's go.

01:43:53.000 So how can I be the king?

01:43:54.000 I'm an occasional visa holder.

01:43:58.000 He's the king of the fag zone. 1.00

01:43:59.000 No.

01:44:00.000 I found this guy going through Instagram one day, and he has a YouTube account.

01:44:04.000 Apparently, he is calling for an Aryan and white Hispanic coalition.

01:44:08.000 You mean whites? 0.92

01:44:10.000 He's Dominican, white, and against race mixing, pro-segregation, and just all-rounder racist, kind of a weird guy.

01:44:17.000 I want to get your thoughts on it.

01:44:18.000 I'll take it.

01:44:19.000 It's a weird channel to go through the videos.

01:44:20.000 Weirder than my disfigured dude. 0.96

01:44:22.000 When they put the 13th letter, and that's kind of the white boys, us having an alliance with them. 0.94

01:44:41.000 Does he show himself?

01:44:48.000 I'm dubious of anything this radical that's still on YouTube.

01:44:58.000 Damn.

01:44:59.000 There's Nazi skinheads in Mexico City.

01:45:03.000 Are you serious?

01:45:04.000 Yeah.

01:45:05.000 Wow.

01:45:06.000 Like with swastikas and everything, not far right. 0.95

01:45:09.000 Yeah, the Nazis went to Argentina.

01:45:11.000 Yeah, that's not them.

01:45:11.000 These guys look Mexican.

01:45:13.000 Wow.

01:45:15.000 All right, I don't care about that.

01:45:18.000 Let's get to our final video because we are out of time.

01:45:21.000 Here it is.

01:45:23.000 What are we at?

01:45:24.000 The two-hour mark?

01:45:25.000 Probably just.

01:45:26.000 Long fucking shows this week, my man.

01:45:28.000 It's about time.

01:45:29.000 It's been a long time.

01:45:30.000 Don't even allow this shit.

01:45:31.000 And I didn't even get to my video thing.

01:45:36.000 I forgot what this is.

01:45:37.000 What the hell?

01:45:38.000 It looks like that.

01:45:39.000 Oh, this is that guy.

01:45:41.000 I wish we had him on censor.tv.

01:45:44.000 Oh, all gas, no breaks.

01:45:45.000 All gas, no breaks.

01:45:46.000 Yeah.

01:45:46.000 Big suit.

01:45:47.000 This is my favorite kind of journalism.

01:45:49.000 It's my favorite kind of photography, too.

01:45:51.000 I forget what we used to call it, where you would just go and take pictures of parties and stuff and lead a crazy life and document it.

01:45:57.000 Those are all real tattoos.

01:45:59.000 This is not Halloween.

01:46:02.000 I think the corona shit is fake as fuck.

01:46:03.000 North Korea or the Russians motherfucking sent a chemical in the sky and shit. 0.68

01:46:07.000 But I think it's fake because I ain't catch that shit yet.

01:46:09.000 And I barely wash my hands.

01:46:12.000 Why not?

01:46:13.000 Because I'm a hood nigga.

01:46:17.000 He's a hood nigger. 1.00

01:46:19.000 You fucking hold wrong.

01:46:20.000 Shit.

01:46:23.000 Doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, niggas hold, bro. 0.99

01:46:26.000 I came out to a bag.

01:46:27.000 Like, it's Trey Way in no way.

01:46:29.000 Like, Trey Way's nuts.

01:46:31.000 Alright, so, uh, so we're doing this.

01:46:34.000 I came out to a bag.

01:46:35.000 Does that mean he became gay?

01:46:47.000 The fans of Takashi 69 appears.

01:46:51.000 I don't give a fuck if I'm a baby mama. 1.00

01:46:52.000 Come on, baby, mama. 1.00

01:46:53.000 That's Takashi 4.3.

01:46:56.000 Man, man, fuck you, my nigga. 0.99

01:46:57.000 We run this shit, bro.

01:46:59.000 He started the Corona.

01:47:01.000 I think the Corona should have fake as fuck.

01:47:03.000 North Korea or the Russians. 0.79

01:47:05.000 You know, he's LARPing as the worst Joker ever?

01:47:08.000 The Jared Leto Joker?

01:47:10.000 Proud.

01:47:10.000 This is amazing.

01:47:11.000 Oh, really?

01:47:12.000 Yeah.

01:47:13.000 That's like the new Joker.

01:47:15.000 That's the Jared Leto.

01:47:16.000 I know Jared Leto Joker laugh.

01:47:18.000 I can barely wash my hands.

01:47:19.000 Why not?

01:47:20.000 Of all the Jokers to choose, it's the worst one.

01:47:25.000 I think it's worth it.

01:47:25.000 That's awesome.

01:47:32.000 One of the problems with freedom is you can go about 300 subterranean miles below rock bottom and still be alive.

01:47:41.000 But we're not there yet, folks.

01:47:43.000 We're still up here on the Earth's surface.

01:47:45.000 So let's continue to fight.

01:47:47.000 Get fired.

01:47:48.000 Get in trouble.

01:47:48.000 Be brave.

01:47:49.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 22, 2020

S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST [2020-09-22 - S03E16 - THEY'RE LOST]

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