Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML Live #67

00:00:35.000 again, I give Vice President Ryan Biden the reins and he shits the bed That was the Ryan's mailbag of intro songs He said before the show, I didn't have a song planned and he goes hey man, I was listening to that Hulk Hogan song and it's actually really fucking good and I thought you know what I've been called a white supremacist for the past 24 hours Let's give minorities a chance.

00:01:03.000 Maybe they do deserve our voice.

00:01:06.000 Maybe they do deserve just one kick at the bucket.

00:01:09.000 And he played the shittiest song ever.

00:01:15.000 The intro was cool and it worked well with the intro stuff.

00:01:18.000 And then it went into cheesy shitbag 80s cornball shit.

00:01:24.000 Why are you so corny, dude?

00:01:26.000 I don't know.

00:01:26.000 You listen to like Christian rock, but it's not Christian rock.

00:01:30.000 Yeah.

00:01:31.000 At least Christian rock has Jesus in it, so there's some redeeming quality. 0.93

00:01:34.000 But you listen to like, go to Rock House.

00:01:37.000 Oh, yo, baby.

00:01:40.000 Rock and roll Friday night.

00:01:42.000 And you sit there noodling on your gay guitar that fat chicks by you. 1.00

00:01:46.000 Yeah, where do you get this shitty taste of music from?

00:01:51.000 Your single mom, she wasn't even that around. 1.00

00:01:53.000 She was almost as bad as your shitty dad.

00:01:56.000 She was around.

00:01:57.000 She was around rocking and rolling.

00:01:59.000 You peached out when you were 14.

00:02:02.000 No.

00:02:03.000 Yeah.

00:02:04.000 She moved, dude.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, but I could have moved with her, but I was like, hell no, I got my niggas on. 0.99

00:02:08.000 Yeah, my mom didn't move when I was 14.

00:02:10.000 I could have moved with her, but I didn't.

00:02:13.000 She had a job in town that she had to move.

00:02:15.000 She had a job.

00:02:16.000 Yeah.

00:02:16.000 I thought she abandoned you, but she had a job and you could have gone.

00:02:19.000 She moved to her apartment.

00:02:20.000 I mean, I visited her a lot, but her apartment is all small, and I'm going to hang out with my mom.

00:02:25.000 Yeah, you didn't visit her a lot.

00:02:27.000 Yes, I did.

00:02:27.000 How often?

00:02:28.000 Pretty often.

00:02:30.000 I got to know the neighbors.

00:02:31.000 How often?

00:02:31.000 Do you know how weeks work?

00:02:33.000 Every other, not every other weekend, but like at least once, at least once a month.

00:02:37.000 Then I would stay with you.

00:02:38.000 Oh, once a month.

00:02:38.000 Dude, that's how much you visit your parents when you're married with kids and they live nearby.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, but then I was also in a band during some of that time.

00:02:48.000 This is how Ryan talks.

00:02:49.000 It's just constant shitty, terrible excuse after shitty, terrible excuse.

00:02:52.000 I mean, she doesn't want to ban it.

00:02:54.000 She's up my ass. 1.00

00:02:54.000 She's always trying to message and call me. 1.00

00:02:56.000 And now that she doesn't have to fucking deal with anything because you're independent.

00:03:00.000 So is there a video for that terrible song?

00:03:02.000 What's it from?

00:03:03.000 It's Hulk Hogan's entrance music.

00:03:06.000 Well, the first eight seconds of it are not bad.

00:03:09.000 It's badass, man.

00:03:10.000 It's like really patriotic.

00:03:13.000 I was actually happy that you weren't recommending Gloria Estevan.

00:03:18.000 That's cool.

00:03:19.000 I like this.

00:03:23.000 Now it sounds like the intro to a 80s kids show.

00:03:28.000 Like Arthur.

00:03:29.000 Wait, the bridge is really good.

00:03:31.000 The pre-corners?

00:03:32.000 Here it comes.

00:03:39.000 That's dope. 0.93

00:03:40.000 You know how many people love this song?

00:03:42.000 You're hurting them.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, everyone who likes this song is sad.

00:03:46.000 I don't hate you.

00:03:47.000 I want to hold you and maybe feed you some beans or something.

00:03:51.000 You're like Gary.

00:03:52.000 If you like this song, you're Gary's mailbag.

00:03:54.000 Oh, no.

00:03:56.000 Ouch.

00:04:00.000 Now you're mesmerized.

00:04:01.000 I'm so limp-wristed and weak.

00:04:02.000 Cocaine made way too many people try rock and roll in the 80s, and they did not deserve to be there.

00:04:12.000 One of my closest friends, the guy who teaches my kids boxing, is a Hulkamaniac, huge wrestler with Star Wars tattoos.

00:04:26.000 Flip-flops and shorts, too.

00:04:27.000 I've seen him wear shorts.

00:04:28.000 Flip-flops, yep, slides.

00:04:31.000 Another good friend of mine.

00:04:32.000 Everyone at the gym, I'd love to make fun of these dupes who go to the fucking lottery and get those dumb scratch-offs. 0.99

00:04:40.000 Scratch-offs are the fill-the-boxing game.

00:04:44.000 The banana peels of boxing.

00:04:46.000 Constantly.

00:04:51.000 You just distracted me by looking at articles about me.

00:04:57.000 And then I go, maybe it's a boxing thing.

00:04:59.000 Then I go to my dive bar in the city.

00:05:02.000 Relax.

00:05:03.000 Every fucking person at this dive bar has that stupid piece of paper that's like this big.

00:05:10.000 Do you know these?

00:05:11.000 Yeah.

00:05:11.000 Pink.

00:05:12.000 And they're filling it out, filling it out, and then they're putting it in the thing.

00:05:15.000 I'm not talking about someone with Down syndrome.

00:05:17.000 I'm talking about the guy you're talking to who knows taxes.

00:05:20.000 And he's like, could I get another one of those?

00:05:22.000 Yeah.

00:05:23.000 And then they'll sit and watch the board, which is just a bingo grid of numbers with like a 54 exploding and then shrinking and an 11.

00:05:31.000 And you'll go, ah, now I get 54, 11 now that I don't have a card.

00:05:36.000 And I'm just like, it's a scam, dude.

00:05:41.000 Star Wars is a kids movie.

00:05:43.000 Wrestling's fake.

00:05:45.000 Can I make fun of anything without insulting the people around me?

00:05:49.000 So you go, well, maybe you should hang around with too many blue collars.

00:05:53.000 I can't hang out with pussies. 1.00

00:05:55.000 They're so boring.

00:05:56.000 They're so weak.

00:05:58.000 People who don't fight.

00:05:59.000 At my gym, if you haven't been sparring for a week, people look at you weird like you fucked a kid.

00:06:05.000 Like you have to kind of lurk around and hide.

00:06:08.000 And if you ever were assigned sparring and you gave it up, well, now you got to go.

00:06:13.000 And then you hang out with middle class people and they haven't been in a fight in their life.

00:06:18.000 Not that fighting is everything, but it does solve everything.

00:06:21.000 I've been talking to journalists all day, by the way.

00:06:23.000 And the reason we did two episodes, because I didn't want to overwhelm you with Proud Boy shit tonight, especially because we have to do reading.

00:06:29.000 In fact, I've missed Our first read.

00:06:33.000 So we did two today, none tomorrow.

00:06:36.000 But like, I'm talking to these guys, and not only have they never been in a fight, they haven't lived.

00:06:41.000 Like, I talked to this guy from Reuters.

00:06:45.000 I should look up his name.

00:06:47.000 And we're talking, and he's always trying to be diplomatic, right?

00:06:50.000 We're just trying to get both sides.

00:06:51.000 And I go, dude, I ask Alexa in the morning, what's up, and she tells me Reuters first and AP, and it's all fucking Trump, Trump, Trump.

00:06:59.000 And I go, you guys are so obsessed with these Nazis, these 18 guys. 0.60

00:07:04.000 Meanwhile, and you're saying they could get violent.

00:07:06.000 They could burn shit down on election night because Trump said they're his army.

00:07:10.000 And you're like, what about the burning down going on right there?

00:07:15.000 There's flames going on.

00:07:17.000 Look at them.

00:07:18.000 They're in someone's house.

00:07:20.000 And New York Times, Reuters, they're all like, well, no, I mean, that's not that bad.

00:07:24.000 And I go, I go, what are these groups?

00:07:27.000 And they go, these groups are dangerous.

00:07:29.000 They're calling for the death of millions of people.

00:07:30.000 I go, they're like albino skateboarders.

00:07:32.000 They go, no, they're not.

00:07:33.000 They're calling for the death of millions of people.

00:07:35.000 I go, okay, they're like Satanists.

00:07:38.000 Imagine being obsessed with Satanists.

00:07:40.000 They worship the devil.

00:07:41.000 They want to kill children.

00:07:44.000 Yes, that's true.

00:07:47.000 That's true.

00:07:48.000 And I'll bet you there are.

00:07:50.000 I'll bet you there are 300 like real deal bona fide Satanists in America who paint shit on the ground and they kill a fucking goat and they sit there going, okay.

00:08:10.000 Do they hurt you?

00:08:11.000 So bona fide actual Nazis that we hear about every day and it's the front page of every newspaper in the country, Proud Boys are them. 0.65

00:08:19.000 They're not them.

00:08:20.000 But them aren't a thing.

00:08:22.000 They're Satanists.

00:08:24.000 You're scared of Satanists, you fucking pussy.

00:08:28.000 Can you imagine being scared of Satanists?

00:08:30.000 Can you imagine being scared of Richard Spencer?

00:08:32.000 I'm not saying he's not a probably a good fighter.

00:08:36.000 The guy, when I knew him, he would do incredible workouts.

00:08:39.000 I knew him when he was normal.

00:08:41.000 He used to be a very normal guy.

00:08:44.000 The normal conservative dude.

00:08:49.000 He was editor of Tacky Mag when I was at Vice.

00:08:53.000 He's a Donald Trump supporter.

00:08:56.000 Now we're all Nazis. 0.73

00:08:57.000 He's actually not a Donald Trump supporter.

00:08:59.000 He's a Biden supporter, correct?

00:09:00.000 Yeah.

00:09:01.000 Yeah.

00:09:02.000 Nazis don't like Trump.

00:09:04.000 Okay, sorry.

00:09:05.000 Book of the day today, Steve Martin, incredible writer.

00:09:09.000 He wrote this article that was in the New Yorker or something about his dad on his deathbed and how his dad has always bullied him and made fun of him and was embarrassed of him because he was such a goof.

00:09:19.000 And on his deathbed, his dad revealed, I always wanted to be in show biz and I was jealous of you and I was worried you were going to embarrass me.

00:09:26.000 And so I would not look at your stuff.

00:09:29.000 And then I slowly realized that I was just jealous and you made me realize that I chickened out because you were so brave and you were such a goofball and I was scared of being laughed at.

00:09:42.000 And there you were trying to get laughed at.

00:09:45.000 So I fucked up.

00:09:46.000 I fucked up our relationship.

00:09:47.000 I'm sorry.

00:09:48.000 Dude, I was bawling.

00:09:52.000 I don't think there's probably like three articles in my life I've read where I cried.

00:09:58.000 And then as far as laughing out loud, Confederacy of Dunces did it. 0.65

00:10:08.000 This book.

00:10:10.000 I think might be the only time I laughed out loud.

00:10:12.000 When he is organizing a protest at the factory he works at, where he's worked for maybe two days, and he's made signs for all the other workers.

00:10:21.000 And the workers, before they grab the signs, they can tell that he made them with his own sheets and there's jizz stains on them.

00:10:29.000 And I was on the train laughing aloud to this.

00:10:32.000 I don't think it's happened before or since.

00:10:36.000 But I just, sometimes I love books that are not by writers because they come at it with such a fresh stance.

00:10:42.000 Another example was Ralph Stedman's artist, Hunter, I mean, Hunter Thompson's artist, Ralph Stedman, where he writes about his times with Hunter Thompson.

00:10:52.000 I loved this book.

00:10:54.000 He's a Welshman, I think.

00:10:59.000 What does he say here?

00:11:00.000 Writers have a compulsion to tell all eventually, particularly journalistic ones, whose only real reason for being a journalist anyway is to blast out the secrets they are entrusted with off the record and surprise the world or their editors.

00:11:12.000 I wrote in the book, Guilty is Charged.

00:11:18.000 But I sent that book to Max in prison, and he goes, wow, stick to drawing, Ralph.

00:11:24.000 That guy sucks.

00:11:26.000 What?

00:11:28.000 You know, this is the problem with art.

00:11:30.000 You assume that everyone else is going to love it, and you play some bullshit Hulk Hogan 80s rock and you get berated by your boss for not being a fag or anything. 1.00

00:11:42.000 No.

00:11:43.000 Just being a low-quality human being.

00:11:45.000 Fag of Jason. 0.79

00:11:46.000 Like a cricket.

00:11:48.000 If a man was a cricket, he'd be Ryan.

00:11:50.000 Like a toad.

00:11:51.000 Say that I say I'm a cricket.

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00:12:24.000 That is our first read, 12 minutes late.

00:12:28.000 You know what's funny about the news?

00:12:32.000 Shit happens, right?

00:12:36.000 I won't say 9-11, but shit happens like the Trump thing.

00:12:40.000 During a pile of monkeys screaming, monkeys being Chris Wallace and Joe Biden, and a bunch of smoke going off, they started screaming, white supremacists, white supremacists disavow at Trump and started flashing lights in his face.

00:12:52.000 And he said, what?

00:12:53.000 Woo-hoo, what?

00:12:53.000 And then he said, stand down, stand by, man.

00:12:57.000 And that became a mantra for Proud Boys And the right.

00:13:02.000 And it also became a mantra for the left to say he's planning a civil war if he loses, I think.

00:13:09.000 It was the sort of subtext.

00:13:11.000 Now, I saw all my friends laughing, and I honestly, I'm very vain.

00:13:16.000 So when presidential candidates are talking about my club that I started, my ego gets involved, and I could not sleep last night.

00:13:24.000 I was chugging.

00:13:26.000 See how much whiskey we chugged last night?

00:13:29.000 Right?

00:13:29.000 Yeah, it felt bad in the morning.

00:13:31.000 I couldn't sleep even after all that whiskey that we chugged.

00:13:34.000 Yeah.

00:13:35.000 And we were chugging every time Biden laughed and all kinds of things.

00:13:38.000 And we chugged tons of whiskey.

00:13:40.000 After we kept drinking the whiskey, I felt drunk, basically.

00:13:43.000 Yeah, why don't you look in the camera?

00:13:45.000 Sure.

00:13:46.000 And talk about the whiskey that we chugged.

00:13:49.000 Well, it was, it didn't taste very good.

00:13:54.000 So you don't like whiskey?

00:13:56.000 I like whiskey.

00:13:57.000 Oh.

00:13:58.000 But no, but this particular...

00:14:00.000 Maker's Market is sweet.

00:14:02.000 The batches are consistent.

00:14:03.000 They come in vats probably bigger than this studio.

00:14:06.000 And so it's all the same.

00:14:07.000 You're not going to have a bad batch.

00:14:08.000 It's all the same recipe?

00:14:10.000 Yes.

00:14:10.000 Well, it was very strong.

00:14:14.000 I had a very strong reaction.

00:14:15.000 We're lying.

00:14:18.000 I did something last night that I'm not proud of.

00:14:22.000 I said something that is not indicative of how I feel, and it's not how this network feels.

00:14:26.000 And I apologize.

00:14:28.000 I feel like I've let down our viewers, and I want to know if I've hurt you.

00:14:32.000 Then I deeply regret that.

00:14:34.000 Censored TV does not advocate dishonesty and lying, and I lied.

00:14:39.000 Did you get called out?

00:14:40.000 No.

00:14:41.000 But you're allowed to lie as long as you say you're lying.

00:14:44.000 Yeah, I kind of like that.

00:14:45.000 So this is, my sin is wiped.

00:14:47.000 Here's what happened.

00:14:48.000 I knew we were going to do a drinking game.

00:14:50.000 And I know I suck at drinking lots of whiskey.

00:14:54.000 I mean, I don't mind it at my home.

00:14:55.000 I fall asleep in my Eames chair and piss myself.

00:14:58.000 Who does that hurt?

00:14:59.000 My wallet and my iPhone.

00:15:01.000 I'm on my fourth iPhone.

00:15:04.000 But at the studio, you guys are paying money.

00:15:07.000 We're watching a debate.

00:15:08.000 I don't want to just be going like, these guys are shitheads, man.

00:15:11.000 Fuck them.

00:15:12.000 But we're talking about chugging for everything.

00:15:14.000 So I obviously have plenty of empty whiskey bottles in my home.

00:15:17.000 I went to the recycling.

00:15:20.000 I took one out and I poured my daughter, beautiful girl, wonderful angel.

00:15:25.000 She's like, I would like to try hot apple cider. 0.98

00:15:29.000 Isn't that a thing?

00:15:30.000 Yeah, it's a thing.

00:15:31.000 I want to do that.

00:15:32.000 I want to have like, I'm done my schoolwork.

00:15:34.000 I'm done with, my dad takes my screens away.

00:15:36.000 I have that time at the end of the night.

00:15:38.000 And I just want to have some hot apple cider pontificate.

00:15:41.000 And I was like, fuck that, bitch. 1.00

00:15:43.000 So I took the apple cider and I poured it into the whiskey bottle, the empty whiskey bottle.

00:15:48.000 And then I was looking at it and I'm like, that's fucking yellow.

00:15:52.000 So what do you do?

00:15:53.000 I actually had two whiskey bottles because I thought we were both going to chug them.

00:15:56.000 And I thought, A, we won't be wasted.

00:15:58.000 Sure.

00:15:58.000 And B, it'll be funny.

00:15:59.000 Because what's his name from Van Halen used to do that?

00:16:03.000 Oh, the bassist.

00:16:04.000 The bassist.

00:16:05.000 He didn't drink Jack Daniels of apple juice.

00:16:08.000 Bassist of Eddie Van Halen's comments.

00:16:11.000 What are you doing?

00:16:12.000 I'm asking Siri.

00:16:13.000 Ask computer shit for brains.

00:16:14.000 I spoke to computer.

00:16:17.000 Who is the bassist of Van Halen?

00:16:19.000 Steve Bassini.

00:16:21.000 Van Halen's bassists are Eddie Van Halen, Wolfgang Van Halen, and Michael Anthony.

00:16:26.000 Michael Anthony.

00:16:27.000 Who's Michael Anthony?

00:16:28.000 So I think his son is playing with them now.

00:16:31.000 But anyway.

00:16:32.000 Yeah, Wolfgang.

00:16:34.000 That's a guitar I have.

00:16:34.000 I just bought that guitar.

00:16:35.000 It's a cool name, Wolf Gang.

00:16:37.000 Pretty dope.

00:16:37.000 I remember when I was about seven, six or seven, with Mike Reed and Lee Grattan and Darren Alberti at Bell's Corners Public School.

00:16:45.000 They go, let's start a gang.

00:16:46.000 And this wasn't a joke.

00:16:48.000 Actually, it was Proud Boys.

00:16:49.000 Let's start a gang and we will fight crime at Bell's Corners Public School.

00:16:53.000 So say we see a girl getting, we didn't know the word raped, but like attacked, we'll go and save them.

00:17:01.000 And I was like, this is my idea.

00:17:03.000 Okay, we're in.

00:17:04.000 Enough playing with smurfs. 1.00

00:17:06.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:17:07.000 Let's start saving the world.

00:17:09.000 And Mike Reed and I, we're both sort of the leaders.

00:17:14.000 And we go, what should the name be?

00:17:16.000 And I go, wolf gang.

00:17:18.000 But it's two words, wolf gang.

00:17:24.000 Oh, that could have been our thing.

00:17:25.000 We howl.

00:17:26.000 Yeah, you didn't howl?

00:17:28.000 Dude, it gets worse.

00:17:30.000 They go, nah.

00:17:31.000 And Mike Reid goes, what about the falcons?

00:17:34.000 Falcons?

00:17:35.000 What do they eat carcasses at the side of the road? 1.00

00:17:38.000 That's pathetic.

00:17:38.000 What does a falcon do?

00:17:39.000 Just chase mice.

00:17:41.000 Loser?

00:17:42.000 Yeah.

00:17:43.000 No.

00:17:43.000 And everyone goes, that's a better name.

00:17:46.000 Hey.

00:17:49.000 Darren Alberti, Lee Grattan, Mike Reed, even Craig Fraser, who was in the gang for like an afternoon, but you're still guilty.

00:17:58.000 Fuck you for killing Wolfgang and choosing the falcons.

00:18:03.000 Whack.

00:18:04.000 What is a falcon?

00:18:05.000 I'm not even nuts about the bald eagle.

00:18:08.000 It looks kind of cool, I'll admit.

00:18:09.000 But doesn't it eat carcasses?

00:18:12.000 Isn't it a scavenger?

00:18:13.000 A hawk, we could argue.

00:18:14.000 Hey, it's the fastest creature alive.

00:18:17.000 All right.

00:18:18.000 Sure, but don't you eat your own kind?

00:18:20.000 You're a cannibal.

00:18:22.000 But a falcon...

00:18:23.000 What are you looking up?

00:18:24.000 Falcon doesn't even make a sound.

00:18:25.000 We got the falcon punch.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, don't look at falcons...

00:18:29.000 Falcon sound effect?

00:18:31.000 Wouldn't you be looking up falcon call?

00:18:34.000 That sounds terrible.

00:18:36.000 What does a falcon eat?

00:18:38.000 Oh, stop, stop.

00:18:39.000 Computer.

00:18:40.000 What does a falcon eat?

00:18:42.000 It's going to be lame.

00:18:44.000 Here's what I found on reference.com.

00:18:47.000 One of the most common falcon species, the peregrine falcon, eats mainly other birds such as ducks, gulls, pigeons, cranes, targets, swifts, and many types of songbirds.

00:18:55.000 Thanks for stabbing me in the back, fellow bird.

00:18:58.000 Computer, stop.

00:19:00.000 Eat prey, such as mice.

00:19:02.000 You know what a wolf eats?

00:19:04.000 You.

00:19:07.000 You when you turn around, motherfucker. 0.99

00:19:09.000 That's cool.

00:19:12.000 Wolf gang.

00:19:13.000 Now, when we started the Proud Boys, you can't call yourselves wolf.

00:19:16.000 People would say, why are you calling yourselves boys?

00:19:18.000 That's not cool.

00:19:18.000 Oh, what should we call ourselves then?

00:19:20.000 The Lightning Tigers?

00:19:23.000 Are you seven?

00:19:26.000 The coolest names for gangs, clubs, whatever, Don't get caught in the syntax.

00:19:32.000 Are Mr. X, the crybabies, the Mama's Boys? 1.00

00:19:37.000 Who should you be more scared of if you heard they wanted to kill you?

00:19:41.000 The Lightning Tigers?

00:19:43.000 The Crybabies, or the Mama's Boys?

00:19:46.000 Of those last two gangs, you need to change your identity and move.

00:19:50.000 The Lightning Tigers?

00:19:52.000 Say, okay, I'll meet you.

00:19:54.000 Can I just say one request?

00:19:56.000 Can I fight you one at a time?

00:19:58.000 Because I'm worried about some of you like kicking me in the back of the head when I'm dealing with the one guy.

00:20:03.000 But if that's a deal breaker, I'm still in.

00:20:05.000 Lightning Tigers.

00:20:07.000 Nifa are the Lightning Tigers. 0.97

00:20:09.000 When somebody's named little something, they're usually not very lightning.

00:20:13.000 That's scary.

00:20:13.000 Like Lil Kevin over here.

00:20:15.000 Tiny Tatsuse.

00:20:16.000 I bet he's not tiny.

00:20:18.000 Oh, yeah, exactly.

00:20:20.000 My nickname was Tiny Dick after someone saw it at a party.

00:20:26.000 The why of things.

00:20:28.000 Isn't it cool that a reader wrote in and said, yeah, dude, I saw a movie with Matthew McConaughey and he was saying that.

00:20:34.000 Weird.

00:20:35.000 So he took a script from a movie he's in.

00:20:37.000 Hello, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'll be back.

00:20:40.000 Actually, he did do that all the time.

00:20:42.000 Yes, he did.

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00:23:00.000 A lot of people in America pronounce it data.

00:23:02.000 In Canada and Britain, we pronounce it data.

00:23:05.000 And it was initially used by aristocrats to mean goodbye.

00:23:10.000 But over time, the people you were talking to noticed patterns and he leaves at 10 p.m.

00:23:17.000 And that was seen as data information.

00:23:22.000 He always does Irish goodbyes. 0.88

00:23:24.000 He doesn't pay his bill.

00:23:25.000 And you would learn about a person by how he did his d'etat.

00:23:28.000 Over time, the goodbye became knowing people's patterns, knowing their lifestyles, and that became data.

00:23:36.000 And then, most recently, it became a guy who's oddly sort of peach vagina colored from a Star Trek show where he would just cover his entire body in foundation and be a smart, annoying guy who had trouble understanding both humor and love. 0.89

00:23:56.000 It's Mark Zuckerberg.

00:24:00.000 Mark Zuckerberg.

00:24:02.000 Has anyone ever diddled their bean to Mark Zuckerberg?

00:24:07.000 I would say no.

00:24:08.000 I mean, we live in a world of 7 billion.

00:24:11.000 Women love money. 1.00

00:24:13.000 They love power.

00:24:14.000 He's got plenty of both.

00:24:17.000 They do like that.

00:24:19.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:24:22.000 One of the oldest symbols is a boner, dude.

00:24:27.000 All right, so in today's double episode, we have plenty of Proud Boys, but of course it keeps piling in.

00:24:34.000 And I'm just going to briefly touch on it because we've really done it to death today.

00:24:39.000 But I thought this was interesting.

00:24:40.000 So I talked to the New York Times at noon today.

00:24:42.000 This is out now.

00:24:45.000 So they really just barfed this out.

00:24:46.000 And that's maybe why they have three people doing it.

00:24:49.000 So it's a Muslim who is into cybersecurity.

00:24:54.000 And Muslims are only 1% of the population, but they're like 60% of the nation's discourse.

00:25:01.000 So she gets a lot of work.

00:25:04.000 And basically her take is these guys are Islamophobic.

00:25:07.000 And she just puts that paragraph in and they're like, thanks, Muslim.

00:25:10.000 Now we're diverse.

00:25:12.000 Bye.

00:25:16.000 And then there's Alan Froyer in the middle, who's been pretty decent to us over the years.

00:25:21.000 Mike Baker, holy shit, that's the guy that Trump retweeted.

00:25:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:27.000 With the little kid picture who's the dad.

00:25:31.000 And then go back.

00:25:36.000 And then Neil McFarquhar.

00:25:38.000 Isn't Farquhar a...

00:25:39.000 A truck villain?

00:25:41.000 Lord Farquhar.

00:25:42.000 So he's an experienced journalist.

00:25:44.000 I can't really make fun of him.

00:25:45.000 The guy's a grizzled leather face has been doing this forever. 0.83

00:25:47.000 Alan Froyer, I think his heart's in the right place, but he lets a lot of bullshit go by because he's not exactly an alpha male.

00:25:57.000 But at least he's trying to do a good job.

00:25:58.000 Mike Baker is a useless piece of shit, and Shira Frankel is a fraud. 1.00

00:26:03.000 So I'm reading this article, and oh, I meant to say this earlier.

00:26:08.000 Sorry.

00:26:09.000 When an event happens, like what happened with Trump last night, I wake up and I have a view of it, and then you start getting more and more information, and you start coming up with a different concept, and then you really have it ironed out by 9.30.

00:26:23.000 At which point, all the articles are done.

00:26:25.000 And here's the other thing I'm learning about these journals.

00:26:27.000 When I was at Vice, I would wake up at around 11.

00:26:31.000 Nothing happens before 11.

00:26:33.000 And I didn't have kids, which is ideal if you're a journalist.

00:26:36.000 And then I would, you know, do my work, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:38.000 And then I'd go out at night.

00:26:39.000 And I found a guy at Max Fish in probably 2002 who bought a dirty bomb.

00:26:47.000 That's a nuclear bomb.

00:26:48.000 I met him at 3 a.m.

00:26:51.000 You fucking pussies at ABC, CBS News, NBC, Reuters, AP, New York Times, the ones I've been talking to for the past 24 hours. 0.99

00:27:01.000 If I don't get you before dinner, you're like, yes, let's talk tomorrow.

00:27:04.000 Dude, you're not a photographer.

00:27:06.000 You're a journalist.

00:27:07.000 If the night owl wants to talk at 11, say excuse me to your husband and kids and pick up the fucking phone, you losers. 0.87

00:27:14.000 And I said as much.

00:27:15.000 I wonder if they got back to me.

00:27:19.000 Because I know, like, everyone is very cool and open-minded.

00:27:23.000 And I know I'm talking to the enemy.

00:27:25.000 I know they're going to frame this, find the 10 things I hate about the Jews thing, pretend they've seen it. 0.77

00:27:31.000 And, you know, what they do is they have these caveats where they put in, like, he is suing the SPLC and he denies white nationalism.

00:27:40.000 So then they can do it.

00:27:42.000 But yeah, one of them got back to me.

00:27:45.000 I texted you on your phone.

00:27:46.000 Text me.

00:27:47.000 Still having issues on my street.

00:27:49.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:49.000 That's good.

00:27:50.000 So Santina Lucci at ABC News is doing her job as late as 9 p.m. 0.98

00:27:57.000 That's pretty good.

00:27:59.000 But like, this guy, Shannon Joel, Joel Shannon.

00:28:05.000 Ew, I hate when their email address comes in as last name, first name.

00:28:11.000 I said to him, if you want to get serious about journalism, you need to be available 24.7.

00:28:15.000 Because he said, thanks, Gavin.

00:28:17.000 You have time to talk tomorrow?

00:28:18.000 This is at 8.11 p.m.

00:28:20.000 Would you have time to talk tomorrow?

00:28:22.000 I'm watching The Boys on Amazon right now.

00:28:26.000 I've passed along your info to some people here in case anyone needs to get in touch tonight.

00:28:30.000 You fucking useless pussy. 0.99

00:28:33.000 You're a fireman if you're a journalist.

00:28:35.000 Stories don't work on your schedule.

00:28:38.000 They work on their own schedule.

00:28:40.000 Anyway, I said, I was just feeling jaded after talking to these shitheads all day.

00:28:45.000 And I only did six.

00:28:49.000 Enrique did probably 25.

00:28:53.000 And the funny thing about it is as you talk to all these people and they ask these pressing questions and you're playing chess too, because it's not just Ryan saying, where'd you get that drink?

00:29:02.000 It's someone who's pretending to be on your side, but is trying to fuck you.

00:29:05.000 So you have to constantly think about how what you're saying can be interpreted.

00:29:10.000 For example, I was talking to Alan Froyer, the New York Times guy, and I said, I could tell he was leaning towards the peaceful protest side.

00:29:18.000 You also have to read your opponent like you're in the FBI.

00:29:23.000 And he was like, yeah, well, you know, a lot of these buildings.

00:29:26.000 And I go, oh, the insurance pays for it.

00:29:27.000 And I go, I know where you're going with this.

00:29:29.000 You're one of these peaceful protest fuckers.

00:29:30.000 Look, dude, I said, if you looked at World War II and you mapped the entire area it covered and the 24 hours a day of each area, you'd find a very peaceful time.

00:29:45.000 Lyon in France on Friday, 1942, September 23rd, nothing happened that entire day.

00:29:54.000 In fact, most of France saw no bombings.

00:29:57.000 So yes, World War II would come across as predominantly peaceful, but it wasn't.

00:30:03.000 And he goes, oh, come on, there was no Dresden, which is also a trick.

00:30:09.000 Instead of saying the Holocaust, you say when Germans were killed in Dresden.

00:30:13.000 It's another little shuffle, right?

00:30:16.000 And then I realized, oh, wait a minute, he's going to compare these riots to World War II.

00:30:21.000 So then I have to say, dude, dude, and this is a guy who's kind of on my side.

00:30:23.000 He's at least fair.

00:30:24.000 I go, dude, dude, dude, don't go saying that I'm saying that the Portland riots are the same as World War II.

00:30:29.000 My analogy was hyperbolic.

00:30:31.000 I was saying, don't talk about mostly peaceful.

00:30:34.000 You could take the worst thing in history and it would still come across as peaceful.

00:30:39.000 That was my point.

00:30:41.000 So anyway, it's exhausting playing these games.

00:30:43.000 But the funny thing is, after they keep talking to you, you start sort of re-examining it and you start kind of figuring it out better than them.

00:30:49.000 And by the time like 24 hours of discussing it has gone by, like imagine you discussed not abortion, but like the Big Bang for 24 hours.

00:31:02.000 By the end, your fucking opinions on it are going to be honed.

00:31:07.000 At that point, the news cycle is done and they just want to, sorry, you're a Nazi.

00:31:11.000 Fuck off.

00:31:11.000 I'm done.

00:31:13.000 So here's what I originally thought.

00:31:15.000 Donald Trump knows the Proud Boys, think we rock.

00:31:20.000 He said, Biden said, disavow all white supremacists.

00:31:24.000 He said, I do.

00:31:25.000 He said, then Biden said, what about Proud Boys?

00:31:26.000 And he goes, no, I'm not disavowing them.

00:31:28.000 Stand by, guys.

00:31:30.000 If shit goes down, we're going to rock.

00:31:32.000 And I thought, thanks, dude.

00:31:35.000 Now, after 100 hours of interviews, I don't think that's what happened.

00:31:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:40.000 He's probably heard of the Proud Boys.

00:31:42.000 Today he said, I don't know who the Proud Boys are.

00:31:44.000 I think he meant kind of like what I might say if they said, hey, did you know that Proud Boys in Seattle are raping kids?

00:31:51.000 I go, what?

00:31:52.000 I didn't hear about that.

00:31:53.000 Look, I don't know what every single one of them is doing at all times.

00:31:56.000 You know, they started an offshoot called the Margarita Boys.

00:31:58.000 I didn't know shit about that until it happened.

00:32:01.000 And they had a whole mantra.

00:32:03.000 It's like almost a parody of the Proud Boys.

00:32:05.000 And they have these sayings that are like Proud Boy sayings, but are about margaritas.

00:32:10.000 And I've been to a couple margarita parties, margarita boys parties at WestFest.

00:32:13.000 They don't seem to like me very much.

00:32:15.000 No, it's just the one guy.

00:32:16.000 No, there was another fight the previous year where he's mad at me for stepping down.

00:32:21.000 It's only going to be one.

00:32:23.000 But so I think Trump might have been saying, look, I'm not a Prow Boys expert.

00:32:30.000 I think that's kind of what he was saying today.

00:32:32.000 So here's what I now think happened.

00:32:35.000 I think that they said white supremacist, like imagine monkeys in smoke.

00:32:40.000 White supremacist, white supremacists.

00:32:41.000 What?

00:32:41.000 No, I don't like him.

00:32:42.000 I don't like them.

00:32:42.000 It's like a nightmare.

00:32:44.000 A Chris Wallace Joe Biden nightmare.

00:32:45.000 Get away from it.

00:32:46.000 I don't like them.

00:32:47.000 I don't like him.

00:32:48.000 Okay, name them.

00:32:49.000 Name them.

00:32:49.000 Why did I name them?

00:32:50.000 Okay.

00:32:51.000 I disavow.

00:32:53.000 Stand back.

00:32:53.000 Don't do it.

00:32:54.000 Don't do it.

00:32:54.000 Stand down.

00:32:55.000 Okay.

00:32:55.000 What about names?

00:32:56.000 What about Proud Boy?

00:32:57.000 Proud boys.

00:32:57.000 Okay, is that the name?

00:32:58.000 Proud boys?

00:32:58.000 Stand down.

00:32:59.000 Stand down.

00:33:00.000 Stand by.

00:33:01.000 Stand by.

00:33:02.000 He didn't mean to say that.

00:33:03.000 He meant to say stand down.

00:33:05.000 Any group.

00:33:05.000 I don't know the groups.

00:33:07.000 David Duke, stand down.

00:33:08.000 Nazis, KKK, stand down.

00:33:10.000 Proud boys, I don't know who they are.

00:33:11.000 Stand down.

00:33:12.000 I agree with you.

00:33:14.000 But Antifa is the problem.

00:33:15.000 That's what I think happened.

00:33:17.000 Now, the interpretation from Chelsea Handler types is, he said he has an army.

00:33:24.000 He told them to stand by.

00:33:26.000 And they're Nazis. 0.53

00:33:27.000 And if Biden wins, they're going to kill us all.

00:33:31.000 Really?

00:33:31.000 Is that going to be worse than four months of burning your city down?

00:33:35.000 Like, you're so scared of a mythical potential problem that when there's a fire in your face, you're like, that's...

00:33:43.000 Politically, I align with that fire in my face.

00:33:46.000 Although they, how many cases do we discover where people said, fucking burn it down?

00:33:51.000 And then the next treat was, they burned my neighborhood down.

00:33:55.000 There was the guy in the gated community who said that, black aristocrat, academic.

00:34:00.000 There was the newspaper editor who said that.

00:34:02.000 There was the woman with the Black Lives Matter sign. 0.99

00:34:04.000 Basketball player in her window.

00:34:05.000 I mean, a basketball player.

00:34:07.000 There was several.

00:34:08.000 And those are just the famous people, right?

00:34:09.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.

00:34:11.000 You never know.

00:34:13.000 I love him.

00:34:14.000 He's kind of like, I love him.

00:34:15.000 He makes me love correctional officers.

00:34:17.000 You want to watch it one more time?

00:34:18.000 I boxed one today.

00:34:19.000 No, I didn't.

00:34:19.000 I boxed with one.

00:34:21.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.

00:34:23.000 You never know.

00:34:26.000 We have footage of that, what you apologize for, by the way.

00:34:30.000 Despite the peachman hoax from last night.

00:34:33.000 You saw what happened today with Hillary Clinton, where it was a whole big con job. 1.00

00:34:38.000 Despite going through all of these things, where I had to fight both flanks and behind me and above, there has never been an administration.

00:34:46.000 Skip to the drinking part.

00:34:47.000 Okay, here it is.

00:34:49.000 Calling me for the first time in years.

00:34:51.000 They were calling, and they were saying, it's time maybe.

00:34:54.000 And then what happened?

00:34:54.000 We got hit, but now we're building it back up again.

00:34:57.000 A rebuilding of the military, including Space Force and all of the other.

00:35:01.000 Pause.

00:35:02.000 Let me go get a bottle of anchors now.

00:35:03.000 And so you can see the difference?

00:35:05.000 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 A fixing.

00:35:16.000 I'm making it.

00:35:16.000 It's pretty close, dude.

00:35:19.000 I mean, that's so much darker and clearer.

00:35:22.000 With all the differences in color and stuff.

00:35:24.000 Yeah.

00:35:26.000 I mean, nobody wrote in about it at all?

00:35:28.000 Yeah, I assumed they would.

00:35:29.000 Me too.

00:35:30.000 Nothing.

00:35:31.000 And then it was hard to not laugh.

00:35:33.000 Well, I can't believe we didn't finish that story.

00:35:35.000 So wait a minute.

00:35:35.000 We have too many antidotes.

00:35:36.000 8,000 loose ends here.

00:35:40.000 So now I think that he was just sort of saying that.

00:35:44.000 We took it as holy shit he loves.

00:35:47.000 I admit that last night I thought, holy shit, he loves us.

00:35:50.000 And he was saying they're not white supremacists.

00:35:52.000 They rock.

00:35:53.000 Proud boys in general, Enrique Joe Biggs, they took it.

00:35:58.000 I think they got that it could have just been a random typo, a miss spook, as Donald Trump Jr. would say.

00:36:06.000 But they thought, like with this and Pepe and everything, let's have fun with it.

00:36:10.000 Let's pretend that we are ready.

00:36:12.000 It's a call to arms.

00:36:13.000 See, that's the problem with everyone I spoke to today and the left in general.

00:36:16.000 It hasn't occurred to them that there's a sense of humor to this.

00:36:20.000 There's an irony.

00:36:21.000 There's a sarcasm.

00:36:22.000 They have beat-ins where, like MS-13, they beat their whatever's, their, what do you call them in Hell's Angels when they're starting out?

00:36:32.000 They're prospects.

00:36:35.000 They beat their prospects.

00:36:37.000 No, dude, we play the game Safety Slug, which I played in high school, where if you fart or burp and don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can name five breakfast cereals.

00:36:47.000 That's the origin of that deep, dark, sinister tradition.

00:36:56.000 Write that down, Ryan, as a potential hot clip.

00:36:58.000 That was pretty cool.

00:37:02.000 So now I believe it was a Trump typo.

00:37:06.000 Odds are pretty high, like 60, no, sorry, 78%.

00:37:10.000 Odds are 22% that he meant what I thought he meant.

00:37:17.000 I would say the Proud Boys joking about it are 88%, oops, having fun and joking around.

00:37:26.000 And they know it's not, hey, guys, when you get this bat signal, it's time to kill everyone.

00:37:32.000 But the left has taken this hookline and sinker.

00:37:34.000 And I think the same way the Proud Boys joke about how, yeah, yeah, we're going to kill everyone on election day.

00:37:41.000 I think the left is also not so much joking, they don't joke anymore, but knowingly saying something that's not true because it helps their agenda.

00:37:52.000 And to finish the Maker's Mark story, so I put the apple cider and it looked too yellow.

00:37:57.000 And then I got this dumb idea.

00:37:59.000 If I pour orange juice in it, it will get less yellow because yellow plus yellow equals brownish. 0.92

00:38:06.000 Brown.

00:38:07.000 No.

00:38:07.000 Don't think we have to be always laughing again here.

00:38:12.000 I get the call.

00:38:13.000 California's burning.

00:38:15.000 So then I thought, I got to brown this up.

00:38:17.000 So I actually had two bottles and I told my wife, I need to find, I can't find the fucking food coloring.

00:38:21.000 She showed it to me.

00:38:22.000 I thought, green, that's dark.

00:38:24.000 So I put four drops in one bottle.

00:38:27.000 It just went bright green.

00:38:29.000 St. Patty's Day green.

00:38:31.000 So that's in the fridge now.

00:38:33.000 Oh, really?

00:38:34.000 Yeah.

00:38:34.000 And I'm saying my daughter, look, I realize this isn't the greatest sell.

00:38:38.000 It's a whiskey bottle.

00:38:39.000 It's bright green.

00:38:41.000 That is basically, with a little bit of orange juice.

00:38:44.000 Yeah.

00:38:45.000 It's basically the cider you want.

00:38:47.000 Heat that up, it'll be delicious.

00:38:48.000 It doesn't look good.

00:38:49.000 And the bottle doesn't look good.

00:38:50.000 The bottle looks like alcohol.

00:38:53.000 I was like, if we get pulled over, this is going to be just great.

00:38:55.000 Yeah, we could be like, what haste?

00:38:57.000 Yeah, google, google, go.

00:39:00.000 So then I put maple syrup in it and shook it up.

00:39:04.000 That was the grossest part.

00:39:05.000 And I went, this is working.

00:39:06.000 So then I put more maple syrup in it.

00:39:08.000 So what we were eating last night was apple cider, orange juice, and tons of maple syrup.

00:39:17.000 And it was so gross, which is why I loved giving it to Ryan every time we had to drink.

00:39:21.000 Dude, I went to bed on, maybe that's why I couldn't sleep.

00:39:24.000 It wasn't Trump mentioning sugar.

00:39:26.000 It was because I was like Santa Claus with fucking sugar.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, I felt like I'm not supposed to eat that much sugar or drink that much sugar.

00:39:33.000 I felt like unwell.

00:39:34.000 According to whom?

00:39:36.000 Just me.

00:39:36.000 I may be diabetic.

00:39:37.000 I don't know.

00:39:38.000 But I was like, I'm going to like pass out.

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00:39:51.000 The first four callers tonight.

00:39:53.000 Now, of course, we're going behind the paywall in a second.

00:39:56.000 This is still on YouTube.

00:39:57.000 No, it's not on band on YouTube.

00:39:58.000 It's on something.

00:39:59.000 Bit shoot.

00:40:00.000 Bit shoot.

00:40:01.000 And are we still putting up the audio podcast?

00:40:03.000 Yes.

00:40:03.000 You paused there like you forgot about.

00:40:06.000 No, no, no.

00:40:07.000 There was a discrepancy with two episodes that we didn't do from studio.

00:40:10.000 And so we weren't going to release them.

00:40:12.000 But then we realized that the ads should be in there.

00:40:15.000 So we uploaded them and fixed it.

00:40:17.000 I would say 90% of our income.

00:40:19.000 No, 98% of our income is from subs and 2% is from ads.

00:40:23.000 So I don't mind reading these ads, but I'm also...

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00:41:28.000 All right, we've got some funny stuff to talk about.

00:41:34.000 I think there's going to be still a little bit more Proud Boy stuff.

00:41:36.000 Sorry, it's the number one trending topic in the world.

00:41:41.000 Forgive me if I dwell on it just a tiny bit longer.

00:41:45.000 And then we will start taking calls.

00:41:48.000 I pray that the calls don't ask us if we heard the part in the debates when Trump said, actually, you're on number two.

00:41:56.000 If you're planning to wait on hold, then tell us that I'm going to get your number.

00:42:03.000 I have the thing where you can trace the number back.

00:42:06.000 And I'm going to come to your house and kill all of your family and your friends, but not you.

00:42:12.000 Oh, I see.

00:42:13.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 Now that's how guys talk.

00:42:14.000 I'm just going to break your legs. 1.00

00:42:16.000 So as you recover from your broken legs, you'll have to deal with, you know, the deaths of everyone around you.

00:42:20.000 And you'll be left saying, I want to be a woman.

00:42:26.000 Why do you have that?

00:42:27.000 It should just be toad. 0.98

00:42:29.000 Didn't I should be.

00:42:30.000 What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?

00:42:34.000 I love it.

00:42:35.000 It's like Marcus Epstein saying, liko.

00:42:37.000 Why are you continually using a word that is your least good word?

00:42:42.000 It's the best.

00:42:43.000 It's like me in a bonnetable.

00:42:45.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

00:42:46.000 Drop that from your vocabulary.

00:42:48.000 There's crazy dead athletes who's a toad.

00:42:51.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:43:22.000 Ew.

00:43:23.000 Maybe it is a gay song. 0.99

00:43:25.000 What do you mean?

00:43:25.000 Said I got something deep inside of me.

00:43:28.000 Yeah.

00:43:28.000 You're boner.

00:43:30.000 You're boner. 1.00

00:43:31.000 Hey, boner. 1.00

00:43:33.000 I just got a call from someone.

00:43:35.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:43:37.000 It's Mercedes.

00:43:39.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:43:40.000 She sends about a letter a day and five calls a day.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, really?

00:43:46.000 Homeboys can I like?

00:43:48.000 I think I did.

00:43:50.000 I think she's a wonderful person and I understand what she's going through.

00:43:53.000 But I got a lot of shit going on, dear.

00:43:57.000 And I'm not disparaging you in any way.

00:44:02.000 Okay, I have to keep checking my phone to see if my wife and kids have been killed.

00:44:07.000 So let's look at that New York Times article that we were talking about, just briefly.

00:44:14.000 I think he was saying that if Antifa starts burning down cities again, go in and fight them, Mr. McKinnis said.

00:44:19.000 I think he was saying, I appreciate you and appreciate your support.

00:44:24.000 That was at noon when I had just started doing interviews.

00:44:31.000 What are you doing now?

00:44:35.000 You're putting frozen chicken tenders on the.

00:44:39.000 Why did you bring chicken tenders to the studio?

00:44:41.000 No, that's all we got.

00:44:42.000 That's in the little mini fridge.

00:44:45.000 I got a couple of snacks.

00:44:46.000 I'm not sure I believe that anymore.

00:44:47.000 They're probably not good, though.

00:44:51.000 That's the funny thing.

00:44:51.000 That was 10 hours ago.

00:44:54.000 And now I'm like, ah, I've talked about it some more.

00:44:57.000 That's one possibility.

00:44:59.000 By the way, scroll up.

00:45:00.000 Look at this dude on the pickup truck.

00:45:01.000 Look at his shoes.

00:45:05.000 The boots.

00:45:05.000 A little more.

00:45:06.000 We can't see it.

00:45:07.000 Ryan.

00:45:07.000 Let me see.

00:45:08.000 Look, he's got a little fucking sports.

00:45:10.000 Oh.

00:45:11.000 Yeah, that's not a good look.

00:45:12.000 Dude.

00:45:14.000 We don't discriminate against racists, but you're out.

00:45:18.000 Sandalist. 0.67

00:45:20.000 Over the past four years, the group has engaged in clashes in cities like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, as well as the notorious neo-Nazi march in Charlottesville, Virginia.

00:45:27.000 That was organized by a Proud Boys member.

00:45:32.000 Like, come on, guys.

00:45:36.000 We were not involved in skirmishes in Charlottesville, and it was not organized by a member.

00:45:42.000 It was organized by a guy that infiltrated it.

00:45:44.000 And I've told Alan this a million times.

00:45:47.000 I guess we got to get legal with this and just be constantly suing people.

00:45:51.000 It's cost me a fucking fortune.

00:45:54.000 It's $1,000 a time.

00:45:55.000 There was probably 30 major fuck ups today.

00:46:00.000 Like Gavin defended Holocaust deniers in a video called 10 Things I Hid About the Jews.

00:46:05.000 That really pissed me off.

00:46:06.000 Jake Tapper tweeted that out.

00:46:07.000 Okay, that's $1,000.

00:46:08.000 Do I need to spend $30,000 today?

00:46:11.000 And also, I spent $30,000, right?

00:46:14.000 Pretty good used Land Rover right there, $30,000.

00:46:17.000 Is it clean the next day?

00:46:19.000 Are people like, oh, what a big misunderstanding.

00:46:23.000 Like maybe in an Irish village in 1931, you could say, hey, Tapa de Marnentia, how'd you do?

00:46:30.000 And that wasn't true about the Holocaust denial and all them things.

00:46:34.000 What happened in the States?

00:46:35.000 Sorry, O'Flaherty.

00:46:37.000 That was a misunderstanding.

00:46:38.000 Glad we cleared it up.

00:46:39.000 We're all friends again.

00:46:41.000 But like, what's Jake Tapper going to do?

00:46:43.000 He'll write an apology.

00:46:45.000 Now, it works for James O'Keefe with his wall of shame.

00:46:48.000 I'm not sure it would work with me.

00:46:49.000 And I'm too cheap to spend 30 grand to correct the record.

00:46:53.000 $40, $45,000.

00:46:57.000 The Proud Boys have been able to make inroads, this is still the New York Times thing, with mainstream conservatives because their members wrap themselves in libertarian values.

00:47:07.000 Wrap themselves.

00:47:08.000 Implying it's like a costume that's not real.

00:47:12.000 Said Samantha Kuttner of the Khalifa Ehler Institute, an academic collective that maps far-right groups.

00:47:20.000 Okay, that was definitely the Muslim chick throwing that in. 1.00

00:47:23.000 Samantha Kuttner is like a silly, stupid kid academic. 0.91

00:47:27.000 She's not real.

00:47:28.000 And this academic collective is like made up students fucking around in, I think, Wisconsin.

00:47:35.000 Just like that chick, what was her name? 0.99

00:47:37.000 AJ Haddad Vissan, who was an Ethiopian, who we learned later was just a white chick who wanted to be a visible minority.

00:47:45.000 Same ilk.

00:47:47.000 But these Muslim women who are affirmative action go, I'm going to take Samantha Kuttner and treat her like Heather MacDonald. 1.00

00:47:56.000 Same kind of vibe, which is just naive and bad journalism.

00:48:02.000 It's hard for people to understand the kind of extremism that comes wrapped in the American flag.

00:48:07.000 So reiterating this sort of burrito bullshit.

00:48:11.000 Though he has repudiated the racism and anti-Semitism apparent in some of his earlier writings and speeches, yeah, my anti-Semitism speeches.

00:48:21.000 I repudiate them.

00:48:22.000 I regret all my anti-Semitic speeches I made.

00:48:26.000 What?

00:48:28.000 McKinnis has made fewer apologies for statements that denigrated non-white cultures.

00:48:33.000 That is true.

00:48:34.000 I don't see them as non-white cultures, though.

00:48:36.000 I consistently denigrate Russia, Eastern Europe. 0.89

00:48:40.000 They suck their white cultures. 1.00

00:48:42.000 That's why we say the West is the best.

00:48:45.000 The East blows, and the East has a fuckload of whites. 1.00

00:48:55.000 In a 2017 piece he wrote titled 10 Things I Like About White Guys, this was, by the way, context right after people had, there was a popular article going on of 10 Things I Hate About White Guys.

00:49:09.000 And there was also this site, Stuff White People Like. 0.62

00:49:11.000 It was like the cool thing to list like, they have barbecues.

00:49:15.000 They fucking wear flip-flops.

00:49:18.000 Although I was just bitching about the same thing.

00:49:22.000 You mean all good stuff?

00:49:24.000 Like, I mean, dog, sushi.

00:49:25.000 That's the funny thing about this site.

00:49:27.000 It's all like delicious food and going out in nature and enjoying yourself.

00:49:31.000 Hobbies, exercise and learning, getting together in different countries, you know, settling their differences without conflict.

00:49:41.000 Growing food.

00:49:42.000 Growing delicious organic food and eating it.

00:49:45.000 And a popular comedian who was with Harvard Lampoon and has made millions entertaining people.

00:49:50.000 And a classic pair of glasses that come in.

00:49:53.000 For the most like 1950s, the most iconic glasses ever.

00:49:56.000 And an incredibly talented street artist whose politics annoy me, but obviously a very gifted person.

00:50:02.000 And getting out to nature, feeling the wind in your face and not being strapped to social media and internet.

00:50:11.000 This site is a white supremacist site.

00:50:14.000 Or an incredibly elaborate movie by Spike Jones that took a classic loved book and brought it to life.

00:50:22.000 One of the only books.

00:50:23.000 No CGI and all giant monster costumes.

00:50:26.000 What else sucks?

00:50:28.000 Oh, the iconic mod scooter that's incredibly efficient on gas and gets you from A to B in record time no matter what the trap.

00:50:37.000 If you're in Italy, way better than a car.

00:50:39.000 For sure.

00:50:40.000 Bob Marley, one of the most iconic musicians of all time.

00:50:43.000 Are you kidding?

00:50:45.000 How many copies of Legend sold?

00:50:47.000 A billion?

00:50:48.000 Who promoted unity and diversity and love and people getting together?

00:50:58.000 Anyway, that's when I wrote it.

00:50:59.000 And actually, the bit was exactly what we just did.

00:51:03.000 And so he said, and here's my incendiary quote that I'm supposed to look back on and go, I wish I could go back in time and have not said that.

00:51:12.000 Ready for this quote?

00:51:14.000 We brought roads and infrastructure to India, and they are still using them as toilets. 1.00

00:51:21.000 Yeah, they are.

00:51:24.000 They have PSAs saying stop shitting in the road.

00:51:27.000 There is so much shit on the infrastructure we built in India, both literally true, that when it rains, the roads are covered in an inch of diarrhea.

00:51:38.000 And when a taxicab drives by, it splashes shit on you.

00:51:45.000 Now, what if you were walking down the street tomorrow and a homeless man took a bucket of diarrhea and poured it on you?

00:51:52.000 You'd be in the...

00:51:52.000 Remember there was that woman in the news?

00:51:55.000 Oh, covered in diarrhea.

00:51:56.000 Yeah.

00:51:57.000 Remember, we looked at it.

00:51:57.000 Last year or so.

00:51:59.000 A homeless man went up to her.

00:52:00.000 You got to hand it to these guys with the creativity.

00:52:04.000 And he just took a bucket of diarrhea and poured it on her head. 1.00

00:52:09.000 Okay, I know how to spell diarrhea.

00:52:11.000 And she was so distraught.

00:52:13.000 Like, we obviously all sympathize with her.

00:52:15.000 Homeless man dumps hot buckets of shit over a woman in Adam Schiff.

00:52:19.000 Oh, shift district.

00:52:20.000 We all sympathize with her, but we can also laugh.

00:52:22.000 This is one of the few times where you can be sympathetic and laugh your head off.

00:52:26.000 Uh-oh, she had it taken down.

00:52:30.000 I forget why this was so funny, but she's just so traumatic.

00:52:33.000 I think she cries.

00:52:35.000 Yeah.

00:52:35.000 A homeless man approaches and suddenly smacks her in the head.

00:52:39.000 There are now thousands of crimes a year ago.

00:52:41.000 This isn't racial.

00:52:42.000 There's a bunch of homeless men.

00:52:44.000 The suspects are homeless and in many cases suffering from mental illness or substance abuse.

00:52:50.000 It's so traumatic.

00:52:54.000 Heidi Van Tassel was walking to her car near Hollywood.

00:52:57.000 That's my type, by the way, as far as sex goes.

00:53:00.000 Not with comfort diarrhea on her face.

00:53:01.000 With schizophrenia.

00:53:03.000 Reporters dumped feces all over her. 1.00

00:53:07.000 A bucket of his diarrhea.

00:53:09.000 It was liquid.

00:53:10.000 Hot liquid.

00:53:11.000 I was soaked, and I couldn't see.

00:53:14.000 It was coming off of my eyelashes into my eyes.

00:53:17.000 Paramedics rushed her to the hospital, and she now needs to be.

00:53:21.000 Paramedics rushed her to the hospital.

00:53:25.000 It's pretty bad to be splashed in shit, in case you didn't know.

00:53:28.000 So that's a fact.

00:53:30.000 And then our criminals built nice roads in Australia, but Aboriginals keep using them as a bed. 1.00

00:53:41.000 This is all, by the way, funny and true.

00:53:46.000 They have PSAs for both problems, by the way.

00:53:48.000 There's a PSA for, Hey, Indians, Stop Shitting on the Road. 0.98

00:53:51.000 And there's a PSA for Aboriginals. 0.82

00:53:53.000 There's even like a rap song where it's like, oi, mate, don't sleep on the road.

00:53:58.000 It's no good.

00:53:59.000 You'll get run over.

00:54:00.000 It's, there we go.

00:54:05.000 Oh, they got both together.

00:54:07.000 Oh, did you skip from video to video?

00:54:09.000 I had to pause it.

00:54:10.000 Yeah, that was the Indian one. 1.00

00:54:12.000 Okay, yeah.

00:54:13.000 Oi, mate, what are you doing?

00:54:15.000 Hey, what are you doing?

00:54:17.000 Don't sleep on the road.

00:54:18.000 Y'all sleep on the road.

00:54:21.000 There's a couple of them.

00:54:23.000 Is one culture better than others?

00:54:25.000 And again, the West is multiracial, and the West is predicated on not getting caught up in class and race and other things.

00:54:34.000 If you come here and you work hard, you're in.

00:54:36.000 That's the point of the Proud Boys, too.

00:54:39.000 And then they say, I love being white, and I think it's something to be very proud of. 0.90

00:54:42.000 I don't want our culture diluted.

00:54:44.000 We need to close the borders now and assimilate to a Western white English-speaking way of life. 1.00

00:54:47.000 That is true.

00:54:48.000 I said that incredibly controversial comment in 2003, 17 years ago.

00:54:54.000 But the journalist, Vanessa Gregoridarius, a Greek woman with a crazy last name, was saying, I need an ankle for this. 1.00

00:55:02.000 I need an ankle for this.

00:55:04.000 And I don't know why I was helping her.

00:55:07.000 I was a big fan of the New York Times Mag at the time, and I wanted to be in it.

00:55:10.000 So I was like, okay, what about this?

00:55:12.000 What about the way that we can work together, even though we're so different?

00:55:14.000 Like, Sharush Alvi is a Pakistani Muslim jihadist, right?

00:55:19.000 He's brown pride.

00:55:21.000 He has a ring that says jihad.

00:55:24.000 I'm against all of that, right?

00:55:26.000 And I, like, I'm the opposite of him.

00:55:28.000 I think we should, you know, assimilate to a white Western speaking male.

00:55:32.000 I like being white.

00:55:33.000 He likes being brown.

00:55:34.000 And we sit, our desks are touching.

00:55:37.000 So she goes, love it.

00:55:38.000 Cut out the brown, stuck it in the white. 0.99

00:55:41.000 No.

00:55:43.000 This is what they do.

00:55:44.000 Look at the Proud Boys.

00:55:45.000 There was three guys facing serious jail time besides Jeff.

00:55:48.000 Max and John and David Curia Coase.

00:55:52.000 The brown guy did not fit the narrative.

00:55:54.000 They cut him out and they left the two white guys. 0.54

00:55:59.000 One of the groups, so this is the Muslim definitely again contributing to the article.

00:56:03.000 One of the groups' most notorious acts was a motorcade in 2017 through Islamberg, a hamlet in upstate New York where a number of Muslim families had moved to escape racism and violence.

00:56:14.000 No, they did not.

00:56:15.000 That's just a fucking lie.

00:56:18.000 Those Muslim enclaves are all black Muslims, all ex-cons. 1.00

00:56:25.000 It's a thing.

00:56:26.000 You know, when you see Muslims get radicalized in prison?

00:56:28.000 You saw it on Oz.

00:56:29.000 They all go to these places.

00:56:31.000 The place in New Mexico where the kid died, it's the same Kabbalah. 0.98

00:56:34.000 They all worship the same Iman in Pakistan. 0.99

00:56:38.000 It's not a place where Muslims go just to recover, just to not be beaten for a day.

00:56:44.000 That's just a lie.

00:56:46.000 And so, yes, we did do a motorcade through Islamberg and said, let's raise awareness.

00:56:51.000 This is not what it seems.

00:56:53.000 And I actually know dudes who, no, not that.

00:56:57.000 I know dudes who have looked at it with infrared goggles and seen like training going on on these camps.

00:57:04.000 So we wanted the FBI to pay attention to it.

00:57:07.000 They had a fucking child starved to death at the New Mexico one, and the story died.

00:57:16.000 Anyway, that's just a crazy propaganda.

00:57:22.000 Falsely accused the Muslims there of training Islamic extremists.

00:57:26.000 Can you disprove that?

00:57:29.000 On another occasion, the group crashed a fundraising event for the victims of sexual violence at a bar in the Canadian city of Vancouver.

00:57:36.000 I'd never heard that before.

00:57:37.000 The fuck are you talking about?

00:57:38.000 Bullshit.

00:57:40.000 Hey, stop raising money for victims of sexual violence.

00:57:44.000 I don't like them getting money.

00:57:45.000 I'm a rapist.

00:57:47.000 I work for the rape community. 0.98

00:57:49.000 Uh-oh.

00:57:50.000 What's happening at Islamberg, New York, my dear?

00:57:56.000 They're just...

00:57:56.000 That's how they get to work.

00:58:02.000 Can't believe that's on YouTube.

00:58:04.000 Nice gun, by the way.

00:58:06.000 Does that say January 28th, 20?

00:58:09.000 Is it in 2020?

00:58:12.000 Hit that.

00:58:13.000 Yes, from Hungarian, yes.

00:58:16.000 Get an iPhone, guys.

00:58:19.000 Mr. McKinnis has claimed the Proud Boys have 5,000 members.

00:58:21.000 The chapter is in almost every state.

00:58:23.000 There's only about half a dozen countries.

00:58:24.000 Experts put the number much lower at anywhere between 1,000 and 3,000 experts.

00:58:29.000 Like Samantha Kuttner. 0.61

00:58:32.000 this is the weirdest part, too.

00:58:33.000 I'm glad I brought up this article, even though we've been, I'm sure, you're proud boys out at this point.

00:58:39.000 The sources of the group's funding remain murky.

00:58:44.000 Now, this is, I was talking, I was on Anthony Coomi's show today, and I was talking about this.

00:58:48.000 They always accuse us of what they're doing.

00:58:52.000 They have funding.

00:58:54.000 When I did my talk on October 12th, it was nothing but beautiful signs that had been mass printed at Kinko's.

00:58:59.000 Each of those were like 75 bucks printed on foam core.

00:59:02.000 Beautiful signs.

00:59:03.000 Beautiful signs.

00:59:05.000 Great signs.

00:59:06.000 Great signs.

00:59:06.000 That's what we call them.

00:59:08.000 One was a banner that said like end racism now or something that was like embroidered on a giant 30-foot cloth.

00:59:15.000 How much does that cost?

00:59:16.000 Six grand?

00:59:19.000 But Proud Boys don't have any money.

00:59:22.000 Where's the money come from?

00:59:23.000 Where do you see the money?

00:59:25.000 Like in the thing in Portland.

00:59:27.000 Where was the money?

00:59:30.000 There was a stage.

00:59:33.000 Okay.

00:59:34.000 Look, when you go like this, you know it could be misinterpreted.

00:59:37.000 The sources of the group's funding remain murky.

00:59:40.000 At one point, members seem to be paying $20 a month in dues.

00:59:43.000 I wish.

00:59:45.000 Said Megan Squire.

00:59:46.000 Actually, no, there are chapters, I think, that do that.

00:59:49.000 Florida is super organized.

00:59:50.000 Yeah, they're pretty cool.

00:59:51.000 But I wish that we could all have dues.

00:59:54.000 Knights of Columbus, the dues are like fucking $8 a year.

00:59:59.000 And every meeting we're at, it's like, hey, guys, there's a lot of people that are going to be cut off if they don't pay their dues.

01:00:04.000 If you need help paying your dues, let us know.

01:00:07.000 We can do it.

01:00:08.000 Okay, I'm exaggerating the eight, but it's probably 20.

01:00:11.000 It's in that.

01:00:12.000 Like, every time I go, I'm not saying that I'm a rich asshole, but I'm just sort of like, can I just give you 100 bucks and you never, like, we check back in in four years?

01:00:21.000 Just an asshole who is rich.

01:00:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's more accurate.

01:00:25.000 Like, I don't want to be constantly in the hawk for eight bucks.

01:00:28.000 Yeah, put me down for eight years.

01:00:30.000 Here's eight years.

01:00:32.000 Let's zip it.

01:00:36.000 Said Megan Squire, a professor at Elon University in North Carolina, who tracks extremist groups.

01:00:43.000 Let me guess.

01:00:44.000 You don't track the black Hebrew Israelites, Aryan nations, or any other real extremist group.

01:00:52.000 There is considerable overlap with membership in neo-Nazi groups, by the less.

01:00:57.000 Sort of a non-sequitur to stick at the end there.

01:01:02.000 But let's look her up, by the way.

01:01:05.000 Megan Squire is a source of information, apparently.

01:01:09.000 That's who we look to in the New York Times.

01:01:11.000 Howard Stern will not fucking shut up about the New York Times and how fantastic it is.

01:01:16.000 By the way, we spend hours before each show accruing articles and looking at what we're going to talk about.

01:01:24.000 It's been an hour now, and we have been through one article and a bunch of blathering.

01:01:31.000 Maybe I need to do a lot less work.

01:01:34.000 Wait, her name, Antifa, just popped up right next to her name.

01:01:37.000 No, no, Megan Squire's not with New York Times, you fucking tard. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Oh.

01:01:41.000 Megan Squire, a professor at Elon University.

01:01:48.000 Oh, boy.

01:01:49.000 Often ugly.

01:01:50.000 Often ugly.

01:01:54.000 She looks like a really good guitar player from the 70s.

01:01:59.000 She looks like the one guy in the band, like an Aerosmith who just gave them wings.

01:02:05.000 Like Keith Moon would be the guy in the forest.

01:02:08.000 There's something about this band.

01:02:10.000 She's got fire. 1.00

01:02:11.000 And then you see the guy and you go, oh, I like the singer more.

01:02:14.000 Right, right.

01:02:15.000 I didn't know that you look like a druid sculpture.

01:02:20.000 I'm being anti-white right now, I guess. 0.94

01:02:22.000 But let's look up something like, look her up on Instagram. 0.66

01:02:25.000 Okay.

01:02:28.000 He's a professor.

01:02:29.000 You don't think she's been booted off social media like us?

01:02:36.000 All I can get is her Twitter.

01:02:39.000 What did I say?

01:02:40.000 Instagram?

01:02:41.000 Yeah.

01:02:41.000 I meant Twitter.

01:02:42.000 Okay.

01:02:43.000 Instagram.

01:02:43.000 I want to see her in a bikini on holiday.

01:02:47.000 I don't know if that's Megan Squire Zero. 1.00

01:02:49.000 I agree.

01:02:49.000 Researching right-wing extreme.

01:02:51.000 I don't know.

01:02:51.000 They put her rating right next to her name.

01:02:53.000 You're not that bad.

01:02:55.000 Researching right-wing extremism, hate groups.

01:02:57.000 Okay, so there'll be a lot of Muslim and black hate groups.

01:03:01.000 Toxic behaviors using data science techniques.

01:03:08.000 What the hell?

01:03:09.000 Dada.

01:03:11.000 Okay, so what she got here?

01:03:13.000 Question I get most of the subject default pat pointing, blah, blah, blah, is if we kick them off mainstream sites, won't they just go to other places?

01:03:22.000 In this thread, I'm going to explain why this is poor rationale.

01:03:27.000 Wait, go back, go back.

01:03:29.000 Oh, go back, okay.

01:03:30.000 Go back to her feed. 1.00

01:03:31.000 Trump's comments were a huge win for the Proud Boys, which we should remember is a group who views its mission as literally fighting Antifa as part of the defense of the West.

01:03:41.000 That sounds reasonable to me.

01:03:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:44.000 Says Megan Squire Zero.

01:03:48.000 We're calling her Megan Squire Zero for now, assuming she ever comes across.

01:03:52.000 0.2.

01:03:53.000 No, let's be frank.

01:03:55.000 5.8.

01:03:57.000 No, sorry.

01:03:57.000 5.2.

01:03:58.000 5.2.

01:04:00.000 5.

01:04:00.000 Thank you.

01:04:01.000 I know that guy.

01:04:02.000 It's like you see these pictures that they use and you're like, yeah, that's funny too, right?

01:04:06.000 I didn't coke with that guy.

01:04:07.000 That guy's hilarious.

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 He jumped in the pool as soon as he got there.

01:04:11.000 That guy farted in the hot tub so loud that everyone got out.

01:04:16.000 They left the house.

01:04:17.000 Like, I beat up a homeless black woman with that guy. 0.99

01:04:21.000 So it's like, that guy can play the Star Spangled Banner with his balls on a kid's piano with the kid next to him crying.

01:04:32.000 Time.com.

01:04:34.000 Oh, she's obsessed. 0.97

01:04:35.000 Proud boys are definitely, by their words and actions, a hate group.

01:04:40.000 So let's maybe use that terminology rather than getting in a mud debate, getting mud debating over how many of their members are what demographic.

01:04:49.000 Okay, so now hate can be multiracial.

01:04:54.000 So you're just like a bunch of...

01:04:57.000 Do you mean that the Proud Boys are blacks, whites, Asians, gays, Jews who hate Muslims, that's actually a valid path. 1.00

01:05:06.000 I don't think it's true.

01:05:08.000 I don't think you would win any Pulitzer Prizes, but at least, you know, there's a semblance of logic.

01:05:15.000 But the Nazis thing that Jewish and black proud boys hate Jews and blacks, which is Biden's.

01:05:22.000 That's the presidential nominee's angle.

01:05:25.000 Or say they all hate women. 0.91

01:05:27.000 I don't agree, but I get what you're saying.

01:05:30.000 If you want women to be in the home, you don't think they're good enough to be in the workforce, so you hate them. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Again, I'm dealing with fucking the most retarded logic in the world, but at least it has the building blocks of an actual argument. 1.00

01:05:45.000 You see how hard this is?

01:05:47.000 I'm like, come here, squirrel, put on a shirt, and this is a piano.

01:05:51.000 Plink, plink, plink.

01:05:52.000 There, you're playing piano, squirrel.

01:05:54.000 Look, we have a fucking tuxedo penist here.

01:06:00.000 What age is it when you don't want to make penis puns with the word penist?

01:06:03.000 I'm 50.

01:06:05.000 It's hard.

01:06:06.000 I just made another one.

01:06:07.000 I didn't even mean to.

01:06:08.000 It's hard.

01:06:12.000 That reminds me of the David Hogg thing.

01:06:14.000 David Hogg.

01:06:15.000 He likes violence that is by non-white people. 1.00

01:06:23.000 He apologizes.

01:06:26.000 Oh, wait, what?

01:06:27.000 He apologizes for condemning violence by non-white people.

01:06:30.000 Oh, so they're eating their own.

01:06:32.000 You know, who's the Muppet guy?

01:06:37.000 Jim Henson?

01:06:37.000 Jim Henson did such a good job.

01:06:39.000 He looks real.

01:06:41.000 He looks perfect.

01:06:42.000 And usually he's a lot rougher.

01:06:43.000 He'll use colors like Grover is blue or whatever.

01:06:46.000 He's skin color.

01:06:47.000 Right.

01:06:48.000 The nose has nostrils.

01:06:50.000 And it's perfect.

01:06:51.000 Obviously, the arms are the usual sort of string arms.

01:06:53.000 You can see the string, I think.

01:06:55.000 Yeah.

01:06:55.000 But look at that.

01:06:56.000 Like, how do you make a puppet go like that?

01:06:59.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 Imagine the technology.

01:07:03.000 Jim Henson, before you died, you must have made this.

01:07:06.000 I don't know when it was, but you did an exquisite job.

01:07:10.000 Light Years Beyond Labyrinth.

01:07:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:13.000 The evolution.

01:07:14.000 So much better than Frank Oat Rock.

01:07:18.000 Wilford Riley likes us.

01:07:19.000 That's 1.6.

01:07:23.000 I gave him Coke at a party once, which is probably why he's being nice to me.

01:07:27.000 And then the prostitute I was with, I said, show Wilford your tits. 1.00

01:07:31.000 And she's like, no.

01:07:32.000 And I go, do it, bitch. 1.00

01:07:34.000 I fucking sabotaged a fundraiser for domestic violence.

01:07:37.000 You don't think I'll sabotage you?

01:07:38.000 And she went.

01:07:42.000 And Wilfrid said, thanks, dude.

01:07:46.000 From now on, I got your back.

01:07:48.000 I was like, you better or I'll blow your fucking head off.

01:07:50.000 And then I pulled out a revolver that was in his mouth.

01:07:54.000 I was like, dude, you're intent.

01:07:57.000 I was like, fucking right, I am, bitch.

01:08:01.000 And that's why he tweets nicely on us.

01:08:03.000 You get all the behind the scenes here on.

01:08:05.000 It's written down that Leader Publisher has a Twitter account, it's publicly viewable and blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, that's what Tucker was saying.

01:08:10.000 He's like, I hear about I'm racist and all this stuff.

01:08:12.000 Watch my show.

01:08:14.000 It's an hour a night.

01:08:15.000 And like, you could argue against me and say, I don't have.

01:08:19.000 Wait, what?

01:08:20.000 That's, that's...

01:08:21.000 That's not a...

01:08:22.000 Bait Delask is not a Proud Boy, first of all.

01:08:25.000 That's just lunatics.

01:08:28.000 But pause it, pause it.

01:08:29.000 Sorry.

01:08:30.000 That's lunatics being assholes, pretending that they represent Proud Boys.

01:08:39.000 Said what his group thinks of Trump and racism.

01:08:41.000 Then Enrique comes in.

01:08:42.000 Although I'm excited about our mention in the debate stage, that's how I feel.

01:08:44.000 See, I know the same thing happened to Enrique.

01:08:47.000 When he was doing interviews like at 11 last night and probably 9 a.m., he goes, yeah, I thought it was cool.

01:08:56.000 You know, that's us.

01:08:58.000 We're on the TV.

01:08:59.000 This was me too.

01:09:00.000 I'm not making fun of Enrique.

01:09:01.000 Oh, he doesn't drink.

01:09:03.000 I've seen him with the white cloth.

01:09:06.000 It was cool on the TV.

01:09:07.000 I thought it was cool.

01:09:08.000 And then later they go, he says he doesn't know who you are.

01:09:10.000 And you go, yeah, maybe he doesn't.

01:09:12.000 And then around like, you know, concepts are complex.

01:09:18.000 You evolve with decisions.

01:09:20.000 How do you feel about abortion?

01:09:21.000 Say you had never heard about abortion.

01:09:22.000 Abortion was invented last night in the debates, and then you did 24 interviews today about it.

01:09:27.000 Eventually you'd be going, yeah, I don't think they should do that.

01:09:32.000 I mean, I understand that it might lead to homemade abortions, but if abortion was illegal, the woman would have been more cautious in the first place because she would have seen what happened to like her sister and her cousin and her brother who had to pay child support for some kid that he didn't want.

01:09:49.000 So he probably wouldn't get in that mess in the first place.

01:09:52.000 That was like a thing and people always do like, what would Jesus do?

01:09:55.000 Jesus wouldn't get in that fucking mess in the first place.

01:09:58.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:09:59.000 I'm trying to find the, that's not exactly what I was looking for.

01:10:03.000 But maybe I have two with him.

01:10:06.000 Yep.

01:10:08.000 Yeah, this was a big deal.

01:10:09.000 And this was going around the right-wing sites.

01:10:12.000 I think Blaise talked about it.

01:10:13.000 Gotta say, Proud Boys aren't white supremacists.

01:10:16.000 They call themselves Western chauvinists.

01:10:18.000 But their leader is Enrique Tario, a black Cuban guy, and the membership is approximately 15% POC.

01:10:24.000 I'm glad he didn't say POS.

01:10:27.000 This is widely known among law enforcement officers.

01:10:30.000 How did racist become street as versus street LARP bad become the take here?

01:10:39.000 So, sorry, to translate, he's saying these people don't like street LARPers, and I understand that. 1.00

01:10:44.000 And I'm sure law enforcement often goes like, get Powboys out of here. 1.00

01:10:48.000 Like, I don't want to deal with these vigilantes.

01:10:52.000 I get that.

01:10:53.000 But then jumping to racist is fucking weird and stupid.

01:11:00.000 Go back.

01:11:01.000 If I remember correctly, they kicked out members of the Unite the Right rally.

01:11:05.000 Yep, famously.

01:11:06.000 For anyone on the left or right side of the major online debates, a lot of mass media discourse is just recycling old canards.

01:11:12.000 Canard.

01:11:13.000 That's a great word.

01:11:14.000 It's a great Roger Stone word, too.

01:11:16.000 Did I ever tell you about Mr. Canagh?

01:11:20.000 Oh, wait, maybe.

01:11:21.000 I come from Ottawa and Montreal, and it's very French.

01:11:24.000 French is a big part of my life.

01:11:26.000 Race didn't exist in my life.

01:11:28.000 We had Haitians in Quebec, But if you're smart and rich enough to get out of Haiti and get to a beautiful country like Canada, you're rich and educated. 1.00

01:11:38.000 So you're a nerd.

01:11:40.000 So for most of my adult life, blacks are nerds. 1.00

01:11:42.000 They don't drink.

01:11:43.000 They're really religious.

01:11:45.000 They're squares.

01:11:47.000 And then the real problem was English versus French.

01:11:51.000 And we had French teachers.

01:11:52.000 We had to speak French all the time.

01:11:54.000 I speak shitty French.

01:11:56.000 Kind of lost most of it.

01:11:57.000 But then I come to America and it's race-ity, race, race, race. 0.93

01:11:59.000 And I'm like, race?

01:12:00.000 You mean nerdy Haitians? 1.00

01:12:03.000 And then also, the only blacks we saw on TV were like the sanitized, hey, it's hip-hop. 0.99

01:12:07.000 Let's have some fun.

01:12:08.000 I'm the fresh Prince of Belber.

01:12:10.000 You're the one.

01:12:12.000 And you go, those guys seem okay.

01:12:14.000 What's the problem here?

01:12:17.000 And then, Jesus, this country is fucking obsessed.

01:12:21.000 All right.

01:12:22.000 Starting to lose the plot.

01:12:24.000 Let's start taking some casals and I'll start doing some schizetches. 1.00

01:12:29.000 How's the Google doodling go?

01:12:31.000 The Gavin doodling.

01:12:32.000 Oh.

01:12:32.000 See, this is why I had fake liquor last time because you can see you're dealing with less of a person.

01:12:37.000 Let's see.

01:12:39.000 Go to censored.tv.

01:12:41.000 Here we go.

01:12:42.000 Look up Gavin's Doodles.

01:12:43.000 Oh, fuck.

01:12:44.000 I clicked the wrong thing, so I was clicking fast.

01:12:46.000 That's cameo. 0.93

01:12:47.000 Nope.

01:12:47.000 Doodle auction.

01:12:48.000 Okay.

01:12:48.000 Doodle auction.

01:12:49.000 Here we go.

01:12:50.000 Doodle auction.

01:12:50.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:12:52.000 4,000.

01:12:53.000 Dang.

01:12:54.000 That's good news.

01:12:58.000 Wait, is that the most recent one?

01:13:01.000 Dude, that looks kind of old.

01:13:02.000 Big hand fire the John Kinsman ones?

01:13:06.000 Yes.

01:13:06.000 How does he do?

01:13:08.000 So when does it end?

01:13:09.000 Click on one.

01:13:10.000 It ends in soon.

01:13:12.000 300, 9 bids.

01:13:14.000 Huh.

01:13:14.000 I think that's Sanoa, by the way.

01:13:16.000 Is that his wife?

01:13:16.000 Yeah, it looks like it.

01:13:18.000 It's his type.

01:13:19.000 Right.

01:13:20.000 He likes the sisters.

01:13:22.000 Yes, he does.

01:13:23.000 So what kind of prices do we have here?

01:13:24.000 What are you doing, Tardo?

01:13:26.000 I slid.

01:13:28.000 Prices?

01:13:29.000 Let's go.

01:13:29.000 I want to see more.

01:13:30.000 I want to see what the general prices are.

01:13:32.000 Okay, we got another one by him.

01:13:34.000 No, you don't have to click on them, dude.

01:13:35.000 I have eyeballs.

01:13:36.000 Oh.

01:13:37.000 So Wes is the best.

01:13:38.000 What is that?

01:13:39.000 225?

01:13:41.000 Blow it up a bit.

01:13:42.000 Don't click on it.

01:13:44.000 Wait, how would I blow it up?

01:13:45.000 Oh, no, that takes forever.

01:13:46.000 Clicking's better.

01:13:47.000 $225 is pretty good.

01:13:48.000 Hell yeah.

01:13:48.000 That's very nice.

01:13:49.000 I get that tatted on me.

01:13:52.000 What's the chick with the ass? 1.00

01:13:55.000 Oh, there's this one with the ass, and then there's this one with the ass. 0.98

01:13:57.000 Yeah, I know.

01:13:58.000 What's 290?

01:13:59.000 290?

01:14:00.000 It's okay.

01:14:01.000 Oh, I think he's banging her.

01:14:03.000 I believe she's blowing.

01:14:05.000 Liberty is blowing Trump.

01:14:07.000 Whoa.

01:14:08.000 Statue of Liberty.

01:14:09.000 Statue of Liberty, yes.

01:14:12.000 I love the Cross in the Delaware.

01:14:13.000 What did that one get?

01:14:14.000 Let's see.

01:14:16.000 Wow, 525.

01:14:17.000 Nice.

01:14:18.000 That's about right.

01:14:19.000 I don't like the shoe.

01:14:20.000 That's the only problem with the shoe.

01:14:22.000 Oh, that shoe? 0.50

01:14:22.000 The shoe in the front. 0.50

01:14:23.000 Yeah, looks heelish. 0.96

01:14:25.000 This is a big problem with most artists and cartoonists, especially.

01:14:28.000 Like Dan Klaus.

01:14:29.000 The shoes are always a little...

01:14:32.000 I want to see a Dan Klaus shoe.

01:14:35.000 And.

01:14:37.000 $150.

01:14:38.000 Ooh.

01:14:39.000 $300.

01:14:40.000 Wait, what?

01:14:41.000 Wow.

01:14:42.000 This one's dope.

01:14:42.000 The stencil?

01:14:44.000 Yep.

01:14:44.000 That's what you're going to say?

01:14:45.000 The stencil is $325.

01:14:47.000 So, so far, the ass has done the best.

01:14:49.000 Yeah.

01:14:51.000 Keep going up.

01:14:53.000 They're your stones.

01:14:54.000 Stones not doing great. 0.74

01:14:56.000 $185.

01:14:56.000 I'm not exactly hitting it out of the park.

01:14:59.000 Kelly's back, unfortunately.

01:15:01.000 Keep going up.

01:15:04.000 350, 120.

01:15:06.000 Is that 700 with two scoops?

01:15:08.000 Yeah.

01:15:09.000 Okay, so the moral of the story here is MAGA stuff does well.

01:15:18.000 Maybe I'll just do like the word Donald Trump.

01:15:22.000 Just the word Donald Trump.

01:15:25.000 I mean, I won't just write it.

01:15:26.000 I'll try to make it look cool.

01:15:27.000 Cool.

01:15:49.000 Sorry, folks, just a quick break as I check my home cameras and make sure my family is safe because we are living in Clown World.

01:16:21.000 Do you like this song?

01:16:23.000 It's badass.

01:16:24.000 Oh, did you hear what he just did?

01:16:26.000 Can't let that slide.

01:16:30.000 You hurt my pride.

01:16:33.000 Yes.

01:16:35.000 Pathetic.

01:16:36.000 There's too much indecence. 0.97

01:16:38.000 Remember that time you were super late or something?

01:16:40.000 My dad was at the house.

01:16:41.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:42.000 Yeah.

01:16:42.000 And I was like, I don't know if you can work here anymore.

01:16:44.000 I left the dad, and my dad looks at me, and he looks at Ryan and he just looks at me and he goes, pathetic.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, he was quiet, and you were like, pathetic.

01:16:54.000 I was getting bothered.

01:16:55.000 What he was saying, by the way, is, you're pathetic, Gavin, for not firing him.

01:16:59.000 Oh.

01:17:00.000 What you put up with with a piece of shit, loser, like this, is pathetic.

01:17:08.000 This falls on you.

01:17:09.000 Pathetic.

01:17:10.000 You should know better.

01:17:14.000 What did you do again?

01:17:15.000 I went to 5,000 fuck ups.

01:17:18.000 I left the studio with the wrong hard drive.

01:17:24.000 And where did you go?

01:17:26.000 To edit that from my home.

01:17:28.000 Oh, yeah, because you had to be with your fucking grandma.

01:17:31.000 Yes.

01:17:31.000 I got to go back home and see my granny.

01:17:34.000 My granny, FoFanny, Fi Fi Fo Nanny, Granny. 0.97

01:17:37.000 And so, yeah, I came back and you were balling me out really hard.

01:17:40.000 We had...

01:17:42.000 So what screen you edit?

01:17:44.000 You wrote F head retard. 1.00

01:17:46.000 Oh, that's when I wrote fuckhead retard on the. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Why would you censor fuckhead and yet let retard roam free? 1.00

01:17:52.000 Because if you can say it, if you have the card.

01:17:55.000 I obviously am allowed to say it.

01:17:56.000 I'm a person of R. I'm a POR. 0.72

01:18:02.000 So what did you have to edit?

01:18:04.000 It's amazing how your fuck-ups are so.

01:18:06.000 It's a banked episode.

01:18:09.000 So does that mean we had no episode?

01:18:12.000 It was late, I believe.

01:18:13.000 Oh, I remember now, Yeah, and we started relatively recently.

01:18:18.000 So, the thing about what I learned from a restaurant is you got to be regular with your hours, or people don't form a pattern.

01:18:26.000 They don't form a routine.

01:18:27.000 You're like, ah, if I never know when Get Off My Line's going up, I guess I'll just check it out.

01:18:33.000 That was the CR.

01:18:34.000 Like Elad.

01:18:36.000 What's his name?

01:18:37.000 Everything.

01:18:37.000 Barely informed?

01:18:38.000 Barely informed with Elad.

01:18:40.000 I love that guy.

01:18:40.000 I'm gay for him.

01:18:42.000 But his stuff is up and down, so I don't really check it.

01:18:46.000 I check Kangaroo Boy because he's on our own site.

01:18:49.000 But when people are sporadic, I don't know.

01:18:55.000 You know who's on time?

01:18:56.000 Got to give a shout out.

01:18:58.000 Josh Lacache.

01:19:00.000 This is awesome book.

01:19:03.000 Raymond Briggs.

01:19:04.000 If you want to read your kids' books, get your kids' books.

01:19:07.000 Raymond Briggs is the greatest children's book author ever.

01:19:11.000 Fungus the Bogeyman is about a bogeyman, like the kind that goes under your bed to scare you, having an existential crisis.

01:19:19.000 And he's not sure why we do it.

01:19:22.000 Why scare?

01:19:23.000 I think they call, they live underground in slime.

01:19:26.000 He calls his wife his dreary, my dreary.

01:19:29.000 And he's like, why do we bother going, like going up to the surface and scaring these people?

01:19:36.000 And it shows their bikes that have slime on them.

01:19:39.000 Like it's really involved talking about the life of us.

01:19:42.000 I'm going to bring this back and read it to my youngest.

01:19:45.000 They're so good.

01:19:47.000 And then he also does, his style is like really pragmatic analysis.

01:19:52.000 Like he has books about Santa Claus.

01:19:56.000 Raymond Briggs does, but it's sort of like, you know, the bureaucracy of Christmas and getting everything ready in time and where he goes after, what vacation spots he visits.

01:20:07.000 He's just a fucking artist.

01:20:10.000 A plop-up book.

01:20:12.000 A what?

01:20:13.000 It's a pop-up book, but they call it a plop-up book because he's like slimy guy.

01:20:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:17.000 I thought you were fucking up the words.

01:20:18.000 No.

01:20:20.000 We got calls.

01:20:24.000 Um, Ryan, Pledge of Allegiance in school.

01:20:30.000 Okay.

01:20:31.000 Oh, wait, let me...

01:20:34.000 You're on, sir.

01:20:37.000 Let me guess.

01:20:37.000 There's an echo.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, I'm now closing stuff out.

01:20:41.000 So there was an echo?

01:20:43.000 I don't know.

01:20:45.000 Unbelievable.

01:20:46.000 I guess I'm a ch- This is on me, though.

01:20:48.000 I'm becoming...

01:20:48.000 Like, I gotta pay a sound guy to come in here and just solve this problem because retard boy can't handle it.

01:20:54.000 Who's that?

01:20:55.000 It's me.

01:20:59.000 Yeah, um...

01:21:00.000 Oh, you can't even hear him now.

01:21:01.000 Yeah, I might even do a restart.

01:21:05.000 Wow.

01:21:07.000 Pathetic.

01:21:09.000 Yeah, and I was getting reamed by you, and then I was like, I looked to him because me and him had just met, and he was like, oh, I saw you on the show, and nice to meet you.

01:21:18.000 And then I was like, I looked to him, I was like, do you have something like nice to say?

01:21:22.000 And all he said was, pathetic.

01:21:25.000 I was like, I got to do it.

01:21:26.000 It was like the king with, and I had the axe, and my guy was just like, Dune.

01:21:33.000 Kell.

01:21:35.000 And then Ryan showed up the next day with a suit on.

01:21:38.000 Like, I give a fuck about that when you're, you know, eight hours late on an episode.

01:21:42.000 Yeah, but I look nice.

01:21:44.000 That is such like a Puerto Rican thing. 0.99

01:21:46.000 I'm not fucking, dude.

01:21:48.000 I'm interested to conversate with you.

01:21:50.000 I'm intrigued to conversate with you.

01:21:54.000 Gotta wear a suit.

01:21:57.000 All right, what are we at?

01:21:58.000 You're rebooting the computer?

01:22:00.000 I'd say T minus 30 seconds.

01:22:02.000 Yeah, and you always fucked that up too.

01:22:06.000 Every time.

01:22:07.000 It might be 40.

01:22:08.000 I think that'll be ready in...

01:22:11.000 I'll be down in about maybe an hour.

01:22:13.000 And then the next morning I call in.

01:22:15.000 How we doing?

01:22:16.000 Maybe like another two hours.

01:22:19.000 Well, what were you doing?

01:22:20.000 I saw you on Instagram doing a video of you listening to your non-Christian rock. 1.00

01:22:24.000 Just jamming.

01:22:27.000 Killing it, though.

01:22:29.000 Killing it, though.

01:22:30.000 Great point.

01:22:31.000 I don't know what I'm doing here exactly.

01:22:33.000 It's going to be awesome, though.

01:22:36.000 And then you can say, you see that Donald Trump?

01:22:38.000 It was designed by Gavin McCannis.

01:22:42.000 And I fugging.

01:22:46.000 The money that I used for it was donated to a guy who was in prison for fighting Antifa.

01:22:55.000 I think, this is what I don't get about the doodles.

01:22:58.000 Even if you are Antifa, I would want this.

01:23:01.000 Like when I was young, the big thing in the early 90s was John Wayne Gacy.

01:23:06.000 I never got into it, but my friends would buy John Wayne Gacy paintings.

01:23:11.000 This was the mass murderer who did children's parties dressed as a clown, and he would murder children.

01:23:18.000 Now, I kind of get why they did it, because we didn't have kids back then, you know?

01:23:25.000 So the thought of it now is so unfathomably horrific that I could not imagine fucking being, ha, ha ha, ha, I have a child murder painting in my room.

01:23:34.000 It's right next to my kids' bedroom.

01:23:37.000 But, you know, when you're in a shithole squat apartment, I guess you don't mind as much.

01:23:44.000 Although I never, never did that.

01:23:46.000 But anyway, similarly, like, no matter who you are, wouldn't you want to have a Donald Trump drawing?

01:23:56.000 It's just in pencil now, you can't see it.

01:23:59.000 From the guy who, if I can see what I mean?

01:24:06.000 This is why we need orange juice and maple syrup.

01:24:11.000 I guess it has a better effect.

01:24:13.000 All right, we got a guy.

01:24:16.000 Ryan.

01:24:21.000 Hello, Rye Guy.

01:24:23.000 Oh, let me.

01:24:24.000 Okay.

01:24:25.000 He's unmuted.

01:24:26.000 Rye Guy.

01:24:27.000 Pledge of Allegiance.

01:24:28.000 Hear me.

01:24:29.000 Yes.

01:24:30.000 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

01:24:31.000 Can you hear me?

01:24:33.000 Yes.

01:24:33.000 Sound awesome.

01:24:34.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

01:24:37.000 I just wanted to get your opinion on something.

01:24:39.000 So I have a daughter.

01:24:41.000 She's in kindergarten.

01:24:42.000 And I recently found out that...

01:24:48.000 How old?

01:24:48.000 Sorry.

01:24:49.000 How old?

01:24:50.000 She's five.

01:24:51.000 She's in kindergarten.

01:24:52.000 Okay.

01:24:54.000 All right.

01:24:54.000 So I recently found out that she does not do the Pledge of Allegiance in school.

01:25:03.000 And I recently wrote an email to the teacher.

01:25:06.000 And she was telling me that it is policy that they are not required to do the Pledge of Allegiance in school.

01:25:15.000 And I have a family history of, you know, my dad's in the military and everything like that.

01:25:21.000 And I just, I don't really understand how they're not required to do that.

01:25:28.000 You know, it's kind of, you kind of get what I'm saying?

01:25:32.000 It's kind of fucking weird how.

01:25:35.000 So wait a minute.

01:25:36.000 Does anyone do it at all?

01:25:39.000 No, they don't.

01:25:40.000 Supposedly, they're just not like, you know, and it's funny because the daycare that she was in, you know, I had her in before she was in kindergarten.

01:25:49.000 They did, you know, everything.

01:25:51.000 You know, she was in like, I think it was in like a Lutheran or Methodist church type of daycare, and they did, you know, the Pledge of Allegiance.

01:25:59.000 They did the Crano flag, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:26:02.000 And now she's in kindergarten, and it's just, you know, I was asking her, I was like, oh, you do the Pledge of Allegiance, you know, everything.

01:26:09.000 And she turned around.

01:26:10.000 She's like, no, no, no.

01:26:11.000 So I wrote the email, and it's not quote-unquote policy, but I, you know, so I wrote her back saying, you know, it's kind of America's policy.

01:26:29.000 I really don't understand how we can be in America and I pay a shitload of taxes.

01:26:34.000 I don't want to stand right next door to you.

01:26:36.000 I'm in New Jersey, South Jersey.

01:26:39.000 And I just don't understand how this is not real.

01:26:44.000 Dude, I sympathize so much with you because the problem with intervening in your kids' school is it feels like all or nothing.

01:26:52.000 Like, I'm not going to dip my toes in it and say, hey, I wouldn't mind if you did the Pledge of Allegiance.

01:26:56.000 They're not going to say, oh, okay, I want drastic changes at my kids' school.

01:27:00.000 I want recess to be at least two hours.

01:27:03.000 I don't know why they, obviously with COVID, it's a different, but even before that, like, they sit at their desk.

01:27:09.000 You've got a six-year-old sitting at his desk all day with a 20-minute break.

01:27:14.000 What the fuck?

01:27:15.000 What is he learning?

01:27:17.000 What is so important?

01:27:18.000 It's really this sort of bizarre brain-controlled daycare where they sit like cattle in these seats.

01:27:25.000 But the problem is, you've got to be either 100% in or nothing, or get them out of school and homeschool.

01:27:33.000 So you and me are in the middle.

01:27:37.000 What?

01:27:38.000 Tom, listen, I'm sorry.

01:27:40.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:40.000 You and me are in these weird situations where we don't know what to do because, like, do we stop?

01:27:46.000 Like, I could probably do this show two nights a week and focus on fixing my kids' schools.

01:27:52.000 And, of course, there'd be a million pilots, there'd be publicity and this guy's a Nazi and blah, blah, blah, and the war on fucking school teachers or some bullshit.

01:28:02.000 Like, it's really, you've got to become like Aaron Brockovich, basically, and make this your crusade.

01:28:09.000 Which I'm happy to do, I guess.

01:28:11.000 But it's a new career path.

01:28:14.000 Thanks, by the way, for putting us in this situation where we've got to choose a new career path just to get our daughter educated.

01:28:20.000 There's a guy who wrote How to Lose Friends and Influence People, I think his name is.

01:28:26.000 And he was in the same situation you and I are, and he just built his own school.

01:28:32.000 What's his name?

01:28:33.000 Toby something?

01:28:34.000 How to lose friends and alienate people.

01:28:36.000 Well, that's a show.

01:28:37.000 It's a book we're talking about.

01:28:40.000 No, it's a book.

01:28:40.000 Toby Young.

01:28:41.000 Toby Young.

01:28:42.000 Toby Young was in our situation.

01:28:43.000 You're showing everyone your computer.

01:28:45.000 And he just built a charter school.

01:28:49.000 So, I don't know, dude.

01:28:52.000 I don't have the answer.

01:28:53.000 I'm in the exact same boat as you.

01:28:55.000 And I think the solution might be, can you do charter schools or Catholic schools?

01:29:01.000 Well, the only thing with, well, I could, and that is something that I'm looking forward to.

01:29:09.000 I'm grateful at a little bit of a younger age where I can kind of, you know, still, I don't want to say manipulate, but I can kind of, you know, lead by example.

01:29:21.000 But my whole thing is I'm worried that if they're already starting this early with, oh, it's not policy, am I going to have to fucking worry when she gets older on how it's like, you know, it's,

01:29:38.000 you know, I think about it and I'm talking all types of fucked up right now because I'm so like how I can't wrap my mind around how this is like, I mean, it sounds, you know, some people might think, hey, it's, you know,

01:29:53.000 not really that big of a deal, but no, like it is.

01:29:56.000 Like, this is the country we fucking live in.

01:29:59.000 You know, people, you know, especially my family, you know, it means something.

01:30:04.000 It's, you know, this is, I don't want to take it for granted.

01:30:08.000 Like, this is, it's important.

01:30:10.000 Like, this is the United States of America.

01:30:13.000 This is where, you know, and I don't want to, you know, bring any monetary value into it, but I pay a shitload of fucking taxes for just schooling in general.

01:30:24.000 I'm sure you can, you know, kind of relate with me living in New York and whatever like that.

01:30:29.000 But it's just, you know, what I'm going to have to, you know, prepare myself for when she gets older.

01:30:38.000 And it's like, oh, yeah, dude, my daughter's 14.

01:30:40.000 You shouldn't, you wouldn't fucking believe her homework.

01:30:43.000 It's insanity.

01:30:45.000 Yeah.

01:30:46.000 It is.

01:30:47.000 Hate America 101.

01:30:48.000 And it's working on her.

01:30:50.000 And I feel like she might even be drifting away from me because she's like, my dad doesn't think that America was stolen.

01:31:00.000 It's fucked up.

01:31:01.000 Anyway, we got to get the next car.

01:31:03.000 Thanks, dude.

01:31:04.000 Make a move.

01:31:05.000 All right, disgusting.

01:31:05.000 Gonna fuck you with my heels on.

01:31:08.000 Wait, what was that loud?

01:31:09.000 fuck us with our heels on. 0.52

01:31:10.000 Oh.

01:31:11.000 I thought he said, motherfuck you, white power.

01:31:17.000 617, you're on the line talking about Roku.

01:31:21.000 Yeah, quick one.

01:31:23.000 Tucker mentioned Proud Boys tonight, too, by the way.

01:31:25.000 Oh, wow.

01:31:27.000 What'd he say?

01:31:29.000 It was a quick mention.

01:31:31.000 He didn't dwell on it or anything.

01:31:32.000 He just made kind of a snarky kind of remark about how ridiculous it was that the Proud Boys are just, you know, the whole bullshit about the white supremacist stuff.

01:31:44.000 Well, isn't it funny how the left goes, they tried to frame Tucker by being an advocate of the Proud Boys because he posed in a picture with Roger Stone's bodyguards who were Proud Boys, and one of the dudes was black.

01:31:59.000 So sometimes I see this picture, and the black dude is cropped out.

01:32:03.000 I've hung out with him a couple times.

01:32:05.000 Great guy.

01:32:06.000 Great guy.

01:32:07.000 Interesting.

01:32:08.000 But sometimes they...

01:32:09.000 So the Roku question is...

01:32:11.000 Okay.

01:32:12.000 Am I going to be able to see the lives?

01:32:18.000 I don't know.

01:32:18.000 You cut out after lives.

01:32:20.000 What am I?

01:32:21.000 Some kind of a guy who understands technology?

01:32:24.000 You'll have to ask my nerds.

01:32:26.000 He just dropped.

01:32:27.000 I'm sure one of my nerds is watching this right now, and he's probably going to text me.

01:32:33.000 Live Roku.

01:32:34.000 Hey, Mr. Handsome will call you.

01:32:37.000 Nice.

01:32:40.000 Can you text us?

01:32:42.000 Can you watch Roku live?

01:32:43.000 I don't know.

01:32:44.000 Next caller.

01:32:44.000 All right.

01:32:46.000 Tina.

01:32:49.000 Hey, what's up?

01:32:50.000 Thank you for your service, Gavin.

01:32:53.000 You're welcome.

01:32:54.000 I mean, I appreciate you thanking me, but when you do, and I'm not discouraging you from doing it in the future, a lot of the movies I've seen come swirling back, and it can almost be as traumatic.

01:33:07.000 It almost induces PTSD.

01:33:12.000 Megadildos, if you know that reference.

01:33:15.000 What was it?

01:33:16.000 Wait, what?

01:33:18.000 Don't you remember, like, 90s Stern?

01:33:20.000 Everybody would call Mega Dildos?

01:33:23.000 No, I don't remember that.

01:33:25.000 I only listened to Stern very recently.

01:33:27.000 90s Dildos?

01:33:31.000 Yeah, it was like a...

01:33:32.000 They were trying to make a joke about Rush Limbaugh because remember Stern used to always bitch about Limbaugh and they would always say whatever they said on Limbaugh.

01:33:41.000 Anyway, whatever.

01:33:42.000 Doesn't matter.

01:33:42.000 Sorry, I wrecked that for you.

01:33:44.000 I have to tell you a story really quickly.

01:33:46.000 So my son, he joined the Marine Corps.

01:33:50.000 He's 18.

01:33:51.000 He's in quarantine right now.

01:33:53.000 Stressful, by the way.

01:33:54.000 Your son joined the Marines, right?

01:33:58.000 I'm sorry?

01:33:59.000 I mean, you're obviously very proud, but it's also stressful.

01:34:03.000 Yes, I'm completely stressed out and whatever.

01:34:06.000 So they have to quarantine for two weeks.

01:34:09.000 And, you know, it's pretty impressive what he's going through, and I'm so proud of him.

01:34:15.000 But anyway, so when I dropped him off at the recruiting office before he had to go to the airport, I was, you know, with the parents, a bunch of parents, and they were explaining what's going to happen.

01:34:28.000 And I had you on censored on my phone, and I was trying to get the staff sergeant's number so that I could text him.

01:34:37.000 And all of a sudden, I'm trying to go back on my phone and everything.

01:34:41.000 And all of a sudden, you said something like, fucking bitch. 1.00

01:34:47.000 And that was like all projected to the entire parents and all the recruits and everything.

01:34:54.000 And I was so embarrassed.

01:34:55.000 But I talked to my, it was terrible.

01:34:57.000 I talked to my son later on the night and I said, were you embarrassed because Gavin was on the phone?

01:35:03.000 And he said, no, I thought it was fucking funny.

01:35:05.000 So just wanted to tell you that.

01:35:07.000 Well, you know, what you should do in those kind of situations is say, are the people around me fucking bitches? 1.00

01:35:14.000 Was there at least one fucking bitch there? 1.00

01:35:17.000 Because maybe, you know, you called her out by accident, and maybe she looked in the mirror that day and she went, I am kind of a fucking bitch.

01:35:26.000 I'm going to correct this past.

01:35:29.000 I'm going to become a better person.

01:35:31.000 You fixed her.

01:35:33.000 I hope so.

01:35:34.000 I really do.

01:35:35.000 It's like when you call a fat person fat and they go, fuck you, that hurts.

01:35:39.000 And then the next time you see them, they weigh 115 pounds.

01:35:45.000 I love you, Gav.

01:35:46.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:35:48.000 Congratulations on your boy.

01:35:49.000 And winning.

01:35:50.000 Thank him for his service.

01:35:52.000 You also won.

01:35:53.000 Oh, you won.

01:35:53.000 So we're going to collect your info after.

01:35:56.000 You won a proud basket of stuff.

01:36:01.000 I forgot about that.

01:36:02.000 Big ass. 1.00

01:36:03.000 Let me write your number down real quick.

01:36:04.000 Don't hang up to that.

01:36:05.000 Now, don't sell it on the black market.

01:36:07.000 We trust you to use this for yourself.

01:36:10.000 A lot of people get rich selling this in strange Middle Eastern markets.

01:36:18.000 Don't worry.

01:36:19.000 I was fired and doxed by Antico because I said Proud Boys were winning.

01:36:24.000 When?

01:36:25.000 But anyway.

01:36:26.000 When did this happen?

01:36:27.000 Hold on one second.

01:36:29.000 Sorry.

01:36:30.000 When did this happen?

01:36:34.000 I can't hear you.

01:36:34.000 There's an echo.

01:36:35.000 Okay, wait, no.

01:36:36.000 I put another call.

01:36:37.000 There's an echo.

01:36:37.000 I tried to put another caller, make an outbound call to the first two people.

01:36:41.000 They also won.

01:36:43.000 I wanted to tell them, but I'll do it from my phone.

01:36:45.000 Go ahead.

01:36:48.000 Me?

01:36:49.000 Yeah, when were you doxed?

01:36:52.000 I was doxxed in August.

01:36:54.000 I was a teacher, and I lost my fucking job because that stupid fucking anti-fash Gordon, the guy that you talked about a while ago, they found out where I worked because I said Proud Boys are winning and they're suing the SPLC.

01:37:09.000 And they literally went and killed my career.

01:37:12.000 And I've been unemployed for two months and I can't find a job at all.

01:37:17.000 They looked my name up.

01:37:18.000 The Twitter feed for what they did is number two on a Google search.

01:37:24.000 And I can't get a fucking job.

01:37:26.000 But, you know, what are you going to do?

01:37:30.000 I still listen to you and I still love you guys.

01:37:32.000 I'm very sorry for that.

01:37:33.000 And the good news is anti-fashion Gordon is being sued now.

01:37:38.000 Fuck yes.

01:37:39.000 By someone whose career he destroyed.

01:37:42.000 Fucking piece of shit.

01:37:45.000 Like I said.

01:37:46.000 Piece of fucking shit.

01:37:47.000 I'm telling you.

01:37:49.000 Anyway, I love you, Gav.

01:37:50.000 I love you, Ry.

01:37:51.000 And I'm glad that you have three trash cans.

01:37:53.000 Thanks.

01:37:54.000 Okay, have fun.

01:37:56.000 You know, I hate the left too, and I think they're fucking imbeciles.

01:38:01.000 But like the idea of sabotaging a family's well-being and sabotage.

01:38:06.000 Like I hate Chelsea Handler, for example. 0.99

01:38:08.000 I think she's a fucking toxic retard. 1.00

01:38:11.000 But say she had kids and a husband, which she could never have because she's a horrible spinster. 1.00

01:38:16.000 But the idea of like ruining her life and making it impossible for her to make a living and making it like me shitting on her, her second thing on a Google search, it's unfathomable.

01:38:30.000 Destroying Rachel Madow?

01:38:32.000 I hate the bitch. 1.00

01:38:34.000 But what am I?

01:38:38.000 All right, we got a...

01:38:40.000 You called in and you won.

01:38:42.000 Which one to let you know?

01:38:43.000 Yeah.

01:38:44.000 Oh, awesome.

01:38:44.000 Yeah.

01:38:45.000 That's great.

01:38:45.000 I just bought some anyway a couple days ago, so that was a extra for my stash.

01:38:49.000 Yeah.

01:38:49.000 Very red.

01:38:50.000 Well, I'll contact Jeff in the show, get your info.

01:38:53.000 All right, Ray.

01:38:54.000 Toodle.

01:38:54.000 No problems.

01:38:57.000 The other guy could winners.

01:38:58.000 Yeah.

01:38:59.000 We got one more.

01:39:00.000 So four total.

01:39:01.000 The Proud PAX.

01:39:03.000 I hate the word PAX, but I will say it.

01:39:05.000 Yeah, I don't like the word PAX.

01:39:06.000 You know what word I fucking hate?

01:39:07.000 Package kit?

01:39:08.000 Coon.

01:39:09.000 Coon?

01:39:10.000 Coon.

01:39:11.000 I mean, it's not just the sound of the word.

01:39:13.000 It's the context.

01:39:14.000 Sure.

01:39:14.000 And this, like, calling black conservatives coon.

01:39:17.000 Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

01:39:17.000 And the fact that it's some weird word from like hillbilly, hillbilly shithole, like, you know, fucking coons, Cowen Rat.

01:39:28.000 Like, the fact that you took that weird hillbilly demographic with the straw hat and you're like, I'm going to take his term and call you a modern like black cop, a coon. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Right.

01:39:40.000 You know another word I fucking hate?

01:39:42.000 Fuckboy. 1.00

01:39:43.000 B-O-M-I. 1.00

01:39:45.000 Back when I was on Twitter, F-QCC. 1.00

01:39:46.000 Talib Kawali used to call me fuckboy.

01:39:49.000 And I'm like, damn.

01:39:49.000 It's not even close to Twitter.

01:39:50.000 Call me like a Nazi, whatever you want, but that sounds like a, is it FQCC? 0.77

01:39:55.000 Yep.

01:39:57.000 The way I've seen it spelt.

01:39:58.000 I go, that seems like a grinder dating site for like an SNM dude who eats your ass or something. 0.75

01:40:05.000 Like, call me anything but a fuckboy.

01:40:09.000 It makes you look like the weirdest homo. 1.00

01:40:12.000 Fuck boy.

01:40:14.000 Fuck boy.

01:40:14.000 Yeah, I was called that once and I was like, is that good?

01:40:18.000 Because they're like, fuck?

01:40:20.000 It's like, no, it's not.

01:40:21.000 It's got like, yeah, it's got like a Thai prostitute. 1.00

01:40:24.000 You're just a fuckboy.

01:40:26.000 Yeah.

01:40:27.000 You're just the guy I use to fuck up the ass when I'm stoned on Coke.

01:40:31.000 You're not the kind of man I'd marry.

01:40:32.000 Right.

01:40:33.000 Like you're laying around the pat, like a marble floor of a palace.

01:40:35.000 Yeah, like I don't want to be marriage material or a male prostitute. 0.96

01:40:40.000 Fuck boy.

01:40:41.000 Get me out of this mansion.

01:40:43.000 What's a good insult the left has?

01:40:46.000 Um I mean they never really got better than Nazi, really? 0.91

01:40:50.000 Yeah, I guess like a no.

01:40:53.000 I like old fool.

01:40:55.000 I don't know if I've been hurt by.

01:40:56.000 Oh yeah, old fool, maybe.

01:40:58.000 Cohen's bullshit, you old fool.

01:41:01.000 You dirty fucking rotter.

01:41:05.000 John, do you have one?

01:41:10.000 My name is John Daker.

01:41:12.000 Okay, hi, John.

01:41:13.000 Great to know, John.

01:41:15.000 How long have you had autism?

01:41:16.000 Yeah, I've just called him because just calling because I'm I don't know if you feel this way, but I'm kind of been a little black-pilled lately.

01:41:27.000 Especially with like Trump's recent decisions to give like $500 billion to the black community when he will gain no votes from them.

01:41:37.000 Maybe 10% of blacks will vote for Trump this year.

01:41:41.000 So black-pilled means you're drifting to like the far, far right and you're not red-pilled.

01:41:48.000 Isn't it nihilism?

01:41:50.000 No, you dumbass.

01:41:51.000 No, no.

01:41:51.000 So red pill is just your basic, like Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro.

01:41:58.000 I would say you're a little farther than the red pill, but you become red-pilled.

01:42:02.000 And then once you realize different things, you gather certain facts.

01:42:07.000 There's different branches of it.

01:42:09.000 One of them would be race realism.

01:42:11.000 Once you dive into these different sections, you become very, I guess, have a negative outlook on the future of America and the future of things.

01:42:22.000 And that is considered blackfield.

01:42:24.000 How old are you?

01:42:28.000 28.

01:42:31.000 27, rather.

01:42:32.000 Are you in a relationship?

01:42:35.000 Yeah, I'm married to two kids.

01:42:37.000 Oh, cool.

01:42:38.000 Wow.

01:42:39.000 Okay, that changes things.

01:42:40.000 Because I'm always dubious of young men who start talking about, you know.

01:42:48.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:42:48.000 I totally agree.

01:42:49.000 All the gripers and stuff.

01:42:51.000 I like their message, but they live in their parents' basements and they don't have much of a life.

01:42:56.000 Yeah, I'm like.

01:42:56.000 There's nothing against, you know, people that live in their parents' basements.

01:43:00.000 If you really care about traditionalism and stuff, like, why don't...

01:43:03.000 And the other weird thing with America First is, like, I know they're against simps and stuff, but can you at least have a libido?

01:43:11.000 Like, can you at least go, Jesus Christ, Demi Lovato is a smoke show?

01:43:16.000 Like, I don't even think they want to fuck you.

01:43:17.000 Right.

01:43:18.000 It's like, no, it's a way of, like, it's a good, it's a good moral standard, but it's almost like an extremism, you know?

01:43:29.000 Yeah, like, Amish people and, you know, trad Catholics who go to church to meet girls, you know, farmers in the South, farmers' sons, you know, when they go to church and there's all those single girls there, they're shitting their pants. 0.72

01:43:44.000 When they do their fucking like meet and greets where they do line dancing and stuff, they're like, they have boners that could smash coconuts.

01:43:51.000 But I don't see that from America First.

01:43:56.000 No, I totally.

01:43:58.000 Totally.

01:43:59.000 So yeah, I agree with you.

01:44:00.000 I am feeling black pill, but you know, I just know, man, maybe it's because of where I live.

01:44:06.000 I just know too many blacks that are just as sick of this shit as everyone else. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Like, no blacks at my boxing gym go, oh, thank God Trump is donating more money to get jobs for the black community. 0.99

01:44:21.000 They just want to get on with their lives.

01:44:23.000 They just want to get in shape and how does that help us, though?

01:44:30.000 Like, how does that just help middle America, just guys trying to do their jobs, go to work?

01:44:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:44:35.000 Like, it's almost like he's, it's like they're the Proud Boys.

01:44:38.000 He's like, he looks away from his supporters.

01:44:41.000 And he did this with Roger Stone.

01:44:43.000 He did this with Milo.

01:44:44.000 He looks away from the diehard supporters.

01:44:48.000 And meanwhile, is giving money to the black community, is doing all this other thing, supporting Israel, which, you know, we don't have to get into that.

01:44:56.000 But it's like there's a bunch of things that he's doing that it's not his base that he's supporting.

01:45:02.000 I know, but should he still appeal to his base?

01:45:06.000 Isn't his job to be the president of the United States?

01:45:11.000 I mean, that's a good point.

01:45:15.000 Like, I think that's fair.

01:45:16.000 He's been a Democrat for a long time.

01:45:20.000 I think he would do well, though, to support his base.

01:45:22.000 He would look less of a coward.

01:45:24.000 Not a coward, but it would look less of a sellout.

01:45:27.000 Yeah.

01:45:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:28.000 I think you're right.

01:45:29.000 I mean, it's really just about, is he going to get re-elected?

01:45:33.000 Like, we're all, I think the entire nation is holding their breath until November.

01:45:41.000 No, I totally agree.

01:45:42.000 And I think a lot of his base, a lot of his white, just working-class middle-Americans, they're going to vote for him again.

01:45:50.000 But a lot of them are very hesitant to vote for him in this election because, you know, in 2016, we had a very, very strong sense of security with Trump.

01:46:00.000 And I don't, you know, he hasn't really come through.

01:46:03.000 Maybe he'll come through and totally just blow us away, build the wall and all this stuff in the second term.

01:46:07.000 Now he just doesn't give a shit because he doesn't have to go up for re-election.

01:46:11.000 But, you know, I am hopeful, but I'm just a little blackpilled on the issue.

01:46:16.000 Yeah, well, I'm not sure.

01:46:18.000 I feel like Trump talking about Prowboys right now.

01:46:20.000 I have to look into Blackpill and make sure it's everything I think it is.

01:46:25.000 But I definitely am dubious.

01:46:27.000 I definitely am dubious.

01:46:29.000 Trump has failed us with big tech.

01:46:32.000 Proudboys are still in jail.

01:46:34.000 Thank God he pardoned Roger.

01:46:36.000 Yeah, that's stone.

01:46:37.000 Yeah, why are the Proud Boys in still in jail?

01:46:39.000 See, that irritates me, but anyhow.

01:46:42.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:46:46.000 Somebody texted me and said black pilled is basically like giving up.

01:46:49.000 But you can be blackpilled on one topic or another, frankly.

01:46:55.000 This is Obama.

01:46:57.000 Obama's in the fire?

01:46:58.000 Well, no, this isn't Obama, but that's the subject.

01:47:02.000 I've got to clean up some of these things you've been throwing around with Obama and the Netflix deal.

01:47:06.000 Obama's not the content curator of Netflix.

01:47:10.000 He just made some sort of $100 million deal to produce a number of shows, but he doesn't sign off on all of their films.

01:47:18.000 So as far as I know, Obama didn't okay cuties.

01:47:22.000 Okay, but he's drastically changed the culture of the brand.

01:47:26.000 I mean, I can't look at it anymore.

01:47:28.000 It's recognizable.

01:47:30.000 Say you signed a deal with a record label to sign 80% of their bands.

01:47:36.000 That's now the record label.

01:47:40.000 Maybe.

01:47:42.000 I mean, I guess.

01:47:43.000 See, the thing is, though, Netflix doesn't really produce or create most of their content.

01:47:48.000 They just license and distribute it.

01:47:51.000 Most of their content, I mean, that's how it was.

01:47:53.000 It's starting to become a little bit different now, but most of this stuff was filmmakers or whatever would create some sort of thing and they'd sell it to Netflix and then Netflix would maybe give you some money.

01:48:01.000 Yeah, I know.

01:48:02.000 I sold a movie to Netflix.

01:48:06.000 Yeah.

01:48:07.000 And also, another thing to correct you on is Waco isn't a Netflix property or an Obama-related thing.

01:48:12.000 It was actually made in 2018 through Paramount.

01:48:16.000 What are we talking about now?

01:48:17.000 So it has nothing to do with Netflix.

01:48:19.000 The Waco TV miniseries.

01:48:22.000 Yeah, I understand.

01:48:23.000 But when the culture is controlled by someone, it starts affecting everything.

01:48:30.000 I mean, Donald, sorry, Obama wouldn't have signed a deal with the company if he loved everything they do.

01:48:37.000 And we're living in an epoch where there's no variety.

01:48:42.000 So I understand that Obama didn't make Waco, but we're clearly living in Obama's Netflix.

01:48:50.000 And he's not going to okay a pro-Donald Trump documentary.

01:48:54.000 You're not going to see Proud Boys on Netflix anytime soon talking about how much they love Trump and showing a bunch of black Proud Boys parting their asses off. 1.00

01:49:03.000 So I think you're getting lost in semantics here, my friend.

01:49:09.000 I mean, I'm out here in L.A. and these shitheads who work at Netflix and stuff, they are the anti-fun types. 0.97

01:49:15.000 I mean, I think it's way beyond just Obama being there.

01:49:18.000 I feel like Obama was just kind of a natural thing that's a trajectory that we're going anyways.

01:49:26.000 Didn't it feel different even eight months ago?

01:49:29.000 I remember I sit down in my chair in my little salon after, at the end of the day, I watch Tucker, and then I'm just like, I would happily go to Netflix, watch a comedy special, watch a documentary on the mob or something like that.

01:49:43.000 And now I have no interest.

01:49:45.000 My wife recently said, hey, your credit card's not working on Netflix anymore.

01:49:49.000 And that was like two or three days ago.

01:49:50.000 And I went, oh, okay.

01:49:52.000 Previously, that would be an emergency.

01:49:57.000 Yeah, I see what you mean.

01:49:58.000 Yeah, I think they definitely have upped the SJW stuff.

01:50:01.000 But I did want to also say, if you want to check out a great movie that shows the horror of Islam, you should check out Hotel Mumbai. 1.00

01:50:10.000 It was Sleeper.

01:50:13.000 Dude, I'm 50.

01:50:14.000 How old are you?

01:50:15.000 The film?

01:50:17.000 No, the film.

01:50:18.000 Yeah, how old are you?

01:50:21.000 I'm 28.

01:50:22.000 You're telling a 50-year-old about Hotel Mumbai.

01:50:25.000 Like, I remember when it came out.

01:50:27.000 No, no, no, not a documentary.

01:50:28.000 No, no, not a documentary.

01:50:30.000 It's a brand new movie that came out, like, last year.

01:50:32.000 Oh, not with Don Cheadle?

01:50:34.000 No, that was Hotel Rwanda.

01:50:36.000 No.

01:50:36.000 I'm sorry.

01:50:38.000 I'm a dumb man.

01:50:41.000 No, yeah.

01:50:41.000 Hotel Mumbai.

01:50:43.000 It takes place in India, and it's like a hotel.

01:50:45.000 Oh, right.

01:50:46.000 Yeah, that was that hotel they attacked.

01:50:50.000 Oh, that's a good record.

01:50:51.000 It was like a crazy jihadist attack.

01:50:55.000 And they actually, it's fucking tense as hell.

01:50:58.000 And it's really, it really, they did not shy away from showing how evil Islam can be. 1.00

01:51:02.000 And even for the film, it actually, they kind of undercut it because apparently in real life, they were way more vicious.

01:51:10.000 And even in the film, they're pretty fucking horrifying.

01:51:14.000 It's cool that there's that, what's his name, the super famous Muslim celebrity there as the main guy.

01:51:19.000 Happy to show that.

01:51:21.000 Definite Patel.

01:51:22.000 Yeah.

01:51:23.000 Or is he not Muslim?

01:51:24.000 Patel is Indian.

01:51:26.000 He's a Sikh.

01:51:27.000 Oh, well, that's not quite as shocking then since they killed a million Sikhs. 1.00

01:51:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:35.000 But this is the last thing, and you trust me, it's worth it.

01:51:38.000 The whole fag capital of the world thing, I know. 1.00

01:51:41.000 I'm pretty sure I know where that comes from.

01:51:43.000 It comes from Blazing Saddle.

01:51:44.000 It comes from Blazing Saddle.

01:51:45.000 Yeah, you emailed me, dude.

01:51:48.000 I read your email.

01:51:50.000 Yeah, because he's the Kansas City Faggots. 1.00

01:51:54.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:51:55.000 That's a bit of a stretch, but thanks for calling.

01:51:57.000 Appreciate it.

01:51:59.000 Wow, I'm way too accessible.

01:52:02.000 Like, we get calls, and I've read the guy's fucking emails.

01:52:06.000 You're basically friends.

01:52:12.000 Guest is gone.

01:52:14.000 Oh, wow.

01:52:15.000 Where's my little boy?

01:52:17.000 That's crazy.

01:52:18.000 There's a whole nother room back here.

01:52:19.000 Let's move.

01:52:20.000 I had an even girlfriend.

01:52:22.000 She had lower back hair. 0.99

01:52:24.000 It's hard to get over it.

01:52:36.000 Chaos has erupted in Lumba with multiple bombings and armed guns in red features.

01:52:49.000 Look, I don't think you understand.

01:52:51.000 There's been an attack and we're not safe.

01:52:59.000 Switch off the lights.

01:53:01.000 Looks like a vali jumpter.

01:53:03.000 Yes.

01:53:03.000 He does.

01:53:04.000 Okay.

01:53:05.000 This looks great.

01:53:06.000 Yeah, it looks really good.

01:53:07.000 Holy smoke.

01:53:08.000 I still haven't seen jihad.

01:53:09.000 Is that what it's called?

01:53:10.000 Infidel. 0.99

01:53:11.000 Infidel. 0.99

01:53:12.000 Infidel. 0.99

01:53:13.000 Pakistan.

01:53:14.000 Zinzabad.

01:53:15.000 Pakistan.

01:53:16.000 Zinzabad.

01:53:17.000 Pakistan.

01:53:18.000 Zinzabad.

01:53:19.000 Ani Akbir.

01:53:21.000 Not bad.

01:53:22.000 I was going to try to queue up a goat bleat. 0.99

01:53:24.000 And I couldn't do it in time.

01:53:25.000 Tally is on the line.

01:53:29.000 I got a pee.

01:53:30.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

01:53:31.000 How are you doing?

01:53:32.000 What's going on, buddy?

01:53:33.000 TikTok Ki Alchelle.

01:53:39.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:53:40.000 So, Gavin, you're always mentioning these Coptic Christians and how they're dying at a crazy, enormous rate.

01:53:46.000 I want to know, have you looked into how they got that stat?

01:53:51.000 What step?

01:53:52.000 The stat?

01:53:54.000 The 250 a day.

01:53:56.000 Oh, the 250 a day is not Coptic Christians. 0.96

01:53:59.000 That's Christians all over the entire Middle East. 0.65

01:54:05.000 No, you see, this 250-day stat is often quoted as being Coptic Christians.

01:54:11.000 That's probably where you got it from.

01:54:12.000 No, it's not where I got it from.

01:54:14.000 I got it from Northern Iraq.

01:54:16.000 Northern Iraq? 0.68

01:54:18.000 I got it from all over the Middle East.

01:54:22.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:54:23.000 There's definitely persecution of Christians across the Middle East.

01:54:26.000 There's Coptic Christians that go to my church.

01:54:29.000 Coptic Christians are just one of the Egypt. 1.00

01:54:34.000 Are you a Muslim per chance?

01:54:36.000 My point is, though, when you say this number, if you look up exactly what you're saying, 250 Christian, just use the keywords in Google, you'll see that that's a number that's been weighted in with like the Congolese Civil War.

01:54:50.000 So?

01:54:50.000 Dude, I got that number.

01:54:52.000 I think I got that number from 90,000 a year divided by 365, if I recall.

01:54:59.000 90000 divided by 365 equals 246.

01:55:06.000 So, yeah, I got it from 90,000 Christians are killed in the Middle East every year.

01:55:12.000 Shithead. 0.94

01:55:13.000 Where did you get the 90,000 stats?

01:55:15.000 Where did you get the 90,000 from?

01:55:17.000 I can't remember, but your whole 250 Coptic thing is blown out of the water. 1.00

01:55:22.000 That was released with a weighted average of all the Congolese Civil War soldiers that died.

01:55:27.000 It's closer to like 50 a day.

01:55:28.000 It's still terrible.

01:55:30.000 It's horrible, but it's not like 250 a day.

01:55:33.000 So you're saying it's 50 a day as opposed to 250.

01:55:37.000 Are you Muslim?

01:55:41.000 No, I'm actually a fundamental Christian.

01:55:43.000 And compared to you, no offense, like you're going to think I'm a dick for saying this, but you're definitely on the right track of believing in deism.

01:55:55.000 It takes more faith to be a material atheist than it does to be a deist, to be honest.

01:56:00.000 Thinking that everything we see came from something the size of a pin in a split second to this wonderful creation.

01:56:07.000 I don't have the faith for that.

01:56:09.000 I'm a Christian.

01:56:10.000 I looked this up because I heard you quoting it often.

01:56:13.000 If you look it up, it's very simple.

01:56:15.000 Like it was released as a weighted average over like 10 years and it included the Congo Civil War.

01:56:21.000 50 Christians a day is still crazy, bro. 0.98

01:56:23.000 That's like, yeah, I'm not even going to do the mouse of my head because I can't.

01:56:27.000 But it's like 15K a year or something?

01:56:29.000 That's insane.

01:56:31.000 But the good part is, and this is personal testimony that I've had for people at my church, is that whenever there's a martyr that dies in the name of Christ, it seems like the community just blooms with Christianity.

01:56:44.000 They'll stamp out one person and right in their place, 10 will pop up.

01:56:47.000 Oh, really?

01:56:48.000 How's Christianity doing in northern Iraq right now?

01:56:53.000 Amazingly, if you look in terms of the spread, but if you look at the terms of how the People are treated.

01:57:01.000 That's terrible.

01:57:02.000 They're persecuted.

01:57:03.000 They have to hold their services in the back rooms of private houses.

01:57:07.000 If you're caught, you're killed.

01:57:10.000 Okay, so your call is to say it's not 90,000, it's 50,000.

01:57:15.000 We'll have to look that up on our own time.

01:57:17.000 Thank you for calling, sir.

01:57:19.000 And you're right, by the way, that my Christianity is lacking.

01:57:29.000 I will take that.

01:57:32.000 You have hurt me today.

01:57:38.000 This is the latest.

01:57:40.000 You have hurt me today.

01:57:44.000 Alright, we got Bob.

01:57:48.000 Bob.

01:57:49.000 Bob.

01:57:50.000 Bob.

01:57:52.000 Hello?

01:57:53.000 Bob.

01:57:54.000 I'm done my drawing.

01:57:55.000 Hey.

01:57:57.000 Hi.

01:58:00.000 Can you hear me?

01:58:00.000 This isn't Bob.

01:58:01.000 This is Walp.

01:58:03.000 Well, you spelt your name wrong, dude.

01:58:04.000 B-O-B is an acronym that sounds like Bob.

01:58:10.000 No, I said Walp, but whatever.

01:58:13.000 That's a lie.

01:58:13.000 You know, I can tell you're lying, and it's brutally obvious.

01:58:17.000 You're fucking lying.

01:58:18.000 No, you've done this before.

01:58:20.000 I spoke to your kindergarten teacher.

01:58:22.000 She said you used to sign your drawings Bob.

01:58:23.000 You know what?

01:58:25.000 You know what?

01:58:26.000 Fuck Ryan.

01:58:26.000 That's all I got.

01:58:27.000 I know this isn't what you watch.

01:58:29.000 No, Ryan's cool.

01:58:30.000 No, I like Ryan.

01:58:31.000 Ryan's cool.

01:58:32.000 No, so I just wanted to get you in a real quick hypothetical here.

01:58:37.000 Would you, Gavin, rape a retard if it was going to save her life? 1.00

01:58:43.000 Save whose life?

01:58:44.000 The retards. 1.00

01:58:45.000 Absolutely.

01:58:46.000 The retard's life. 1.00

01:58:48.000 In a heartbeat.

01:58:50.000 You'd single-handedly ruin its life.

01:58:53.000 Now, I hope I can explain to the authorities later that this was based on a life-saving ultimatum, and I did not enjoy it, and I'm not a rapist, but I had no choice.

01:59:05.000 I mean, when you do mouth-to-mouth, isn't that kind of rape? 1.00

01:59:08.000 You get in there?

01:59:10.000 No, it would have to be, I guess.

01:59:12.000 FBO.

01:59:13.000 No, no, it would be like a full-on rape. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Oh, an FOR.

01:59:16.000 It's a rape kiss. 0.96

01:59:17.000 It would have to be a full-on rape. 1.00

01:59:18.000 That's a good name for a band.

01:59:19.000 Rape Kiss. 1.00

01:59:20.000 Wow, that is good.

01:59:24.000 The Rape Parade. 0.66

01:59:26.000 That's pretty good, too.

01:59:28.000 Yeah.

01:59:28.000 That's the album.

01:59:29.000 That's the album.

01:59:29.000 What's that's the album?

01:59:30.000 Exactly.

01:59:31.000 Rape Kiss's first album, Rape Parade.

01:59:34.000 I remember there was this band I knew called the Nunfuckers. 1.00

01:59:37.000 Wow.

01:59:37.000 And I go, how'd you get that name?

01:59:39.000 And they go, we were in our kitchen.

01:59:41.000 We used to practice in the basement, and we were trying to come up with the worst name ever.

01:59:45.000 And our dad hated our band, and he hated hardcore.

01:59:48.000 And he came in and he goes, what are you all doing?

01:59:50.000 I think he was Southern.

01:59:51.000 They go, we're trying to come up with a name for our band.

01:59:53.000 We want to make it the most offensive ever.

01:59:54.000 And he goes, oh, fuck.

01:59:55.000 Yeah, why don't you all just call it the nunfuckers then? 1.00

01:59:58.000 And they're like, ah, yes.

02:00:01.000 Johnny.

02:00:03.000 Yes.

02:00:04.000 Badass.

02:00:05.000 All right, we're right on.

02:00:06.000 Don't forget to come to my call.

02:00:07.000 I appreciate it.

02:00:08.000 Look up the nunfuckers. 1.00

02:00:10.000 Okay.

02:00:11.000 That's about how often you get laid.

02:00:13.000 Ouch.

02:00:15.000 You should listen to the nunfuckers a lot. 1.00

02:00:17.000 The nunfuckers. 1.00

02:00:21.000 Where are they from?

02:00:22.000 Does it say?

02:00:23.000 Ohio?

02:00:24.000 Ontario.

02:00:25.000 Waterloo, Ontario.

02:00:26.000 There you go.

02:00:27.000 Right down the street.

02:00:28.000 Fucking amazing.

02:00:29.000 1985.

02:00:30.000 That was my shit, boys.

02:00:31.000 Dead and on the floor.

02:00:33.000 EP.

02:00:34.000 Does that make jams?

02:00:38.000 It's funny.

02:00:38.000 I thought they were Southern and they're from Waterloo, Ontario.

02:00:41.000 Can we hear some jams, please?

02:00:42.000 Is that Southern Canada, at least?

02:00:44.000 None fuckers jams, please.

02:00:45.000 All right, let's look it up.

02:00:47.000 No, just go none fuckers in YouTube, you absolute tard. 1.00

02:00:50.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

02:00:53.000 Nunfuckers. 1.00

02:00:56.000 No, no, don't look up that particular song.

02:00:59.000 Any song will do.

02:01:01.000 This is a whole EP.

02:01:09.000 Good.

02:01:10.000 It's not bad.

02:01:38.000 Look at that band.

02:01:40.000 Canadian Harker Band Sudden Impact.

02:01:43.000 Look up sudden impact.

02:01:45.000 Keep on pushing.

02:01:46.000 I'm going forward.

02:01:47.000 Get out of my way.

02:01:48.000 I just have to get past.

02:01:50.000 Know in my mind that I can make it.

02:01:53.000 Doing it now.

02:01:54.000 Gonna make it at last.

02:01:57.000 Free tent number.

02:02:14.000 Look up Honest Engine.

02:02:16.000 Are they on YouTube?

02:02:18.000 Honest Engine spelled I-N-J-U-N.

02:02:26.000 What are the songs?

02:02:30.000 No, that's a song called Honest Engine, not the band.

02:02:36.000 I don't think they made it.

02:02:38.000 Dude, yeah, finding images of them or anything for the Honest Engine, like Ottawa Band.

02:02:44.000 I gotta piss so bad.

02:02:47.000 Keep on pushing.

02:02:48.000 I'm going forward.

02:02:51.000 No.

02:02:52.000 Like when they overemphasize.

02:02:54.000 12 years ago, they had a reunion show at Babylon Island.

02:02:57.000 Yeah, you know what's weird?

02:02:59.000 I found out this was going on.

02:03:00.000 I go, hey, guys, let's do it.

02:03:02.000 Anal Chinook, we'll be there. 0.99

02:03:04.000 And they go, yeah, no.

02:03:06.000 You know why we weren't invited to this thing?

02:03:08.000 What was that?

02:03:09.000 Because we're from the suburbs, and they were all downtown bands.

02:03:14.000 God.

02:03:15.000 And it was like, yeah, we're not interested in the gay. 1.00

02:03:18.000 In the fucking suburban bands.

02:03:20.000 You're not real punks.

02:03:21.000 That's fucking lame, so it is.

02:03:24.000 Well, I can't find that.

02:03:25.000 That was mean.

02:03:25.000 And it's also weird that we're all like...

02:03:28.000 This was 12 years ago, I'm 50, so we were all like 38.

02:03:32.000 Like, yeah, you're still not in the in-crowd.

02:03:36.000 You suburbanite.

02:03:38.000 All right, let's do another call.

02:03:39.000 All right.

02:03:40.000 I piss him.

02:03:40.000 I was like, Cheerios.

02:03:42.000 I disagree.

02:03:44.000 Hudson from Nashville.

02:03:46.000 want your pick a place already.

02:03:47.000 Jeesh.

02:03:49.000 Hey, yo, Gav.

02:03:50.000 Hey, when Jimmy first saw Vice, did he go, my son's on the cover of a magazine?

02:03:58.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:59.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

02:04:03.000 No, fuck off.

02:04:04.000 I wasn't on the cover.

02:04:07.000 Go ahead.

02:04:09.000 Anyways, yeah, I'm fucking repping Prowboys and Grupper Gang, but all these political callers are boring me to tears.

02:04:15.000 I want to try and find this story that you told on TGMS that will take me a million years to find.

02:04:21.000 Do you remember when I think it was you and Bill Schultz were on Red Eye and something weird happened?

02:04:28.000 You had a weird guest and you were telling him about it in the bar and you were like, this fucking guy. 0.68

02:04:35.000 And some Indian guy says, who is that guy?

02:04:39.000 I don't remember that one.

02:04:40.000 Wait, what is that, Gavin?

02:04:42.000 Indian guy overhears Bill and I talking and then leans over and says, who is that guy?

02:04:48.000 Yeah, you were bitching about some guy. 1.00

02:04:50.000 Like my old girlfriend and I used to always say that.

02:04:52.000 We used to always go, who is that guy?

02:04:56.000 And your jaw dropped and you were like, what the fuck is today?

02:05:00.000 The freak show?

02:05:02.000 I have a faint memory of that.

02:05:04.000 You want to call Bill?

02:05:06.000 Who's that?

02:05:06.000 Wow, that was that time that we were drunk and I fell down the stairs.

02:05:11.000 Yeah, I think I know what you're saying.

02:05:13.000 It was some guy who was trying to get in with us and he thought that would be a smooth way to sort of start a conversation.

02:05:21.000 Yeah, he said, it was like a, I think I've got Dode.

02:05:25.000 Kind of moment.

02:05:26.000 But he's like, oh, who is that guy?

02:05:28.000 Yeah, because I was like, that guy comes in.

02:05:30.000 He's the same every time.

02:05:32.000 That guy.

02:05:32.000 He's like, who is that guy?

02:05:35.000 Like, we were going to all of a sudden make him part of the conversation?

02:05:40.000 Yeah, I don't.

02:05:40.000 I'm sorry, dude.

02:05:41.000 I can't help you.

02:05:42.000 I know that Bill Schultz certainly cannot.

02:05:45.000 You're an old alcoholic.

02:05:46.000 I didn't expect you to get it anyways.

02:05:49.000 You have hurt me today.

02:05:52.000 I love you, though, though.

02:05:53.000 It's all good.

02:05:54.000 All right.

02:05:54.000 Have a good one.

02:05:56.000 Good luck ever finding that.

02:05:57.000 You know what would be fun?

02:05:59.000 Like, cryptocurrency?

02:06:01.000 I pay people to find these things.

02:06:04.000 So that is so deep, deep, deep in the compound media, whatever, that I pay like $280 to find that.

02:06:13.000 And then that becomes, although you couldn't sell that again.

02:06:17.000 Yeah, you've already found that.

02:06:18.000 So that's yours.

02:06:20.000 But then there'd be a guide.

02:06:21.000 There's a system you can get.

02:06:23.000 Ezra Levant told me about this.

02:06:24.000 It's like 30 grand.

02:06:25.000 And it goes through all the networks, whatever.

02:06:29.000 And it records, like, I think you can record four networks at once.

02:06:33.000 And it records them all.

02:06:34.000 And using closed captions, it records all the dialogue.

02:06:38.000 So you look up Proud Boys and it shows you every single network that discussed them.

02:06:46.000 And it shows you the time code of each show.

02:06:49.000 And all of a sudden, that's how Tucker does these amazing montages because he puts in a code word.

02:06:54.000 All right.

02:06:55.000 I got to go.

02:06:56.000 Yeah, I guess that's it, right?

02:06:58.000 We got like 50 other calls.

02:06:59.000 Let's do one more and then it's time to say bye-bye.

02:07:02.000 Doke doks. 0.80

02:07:03.000 Calling that Leatherman.

02:07:08.000 Hey, Gab.

02:07:10.000 I've recently been cooped up in a fucking apartment because I've got the COVID.

02:07:14.000 And so I decided to do some reading, and I was reading Michelle Malkin's Who Built That.

02:07:19.000 Yes.

02:07:20.000 And I remember a couple shows ago, you were talking about it.

02:07:23.000 And you were talking about how there's a story of the guy who started the Leatherman.

02:07:29.000 But I read the whole book and I didn't hear anything of it.

02:07:33.000 So is there another book or something?

02:07:37.000 What the fuck?

02:07:40.000 Did she tell?

02:07:40.000 Maybe she told you about it in person and you got it confused?

02:07:43.000 Are you sure it wasn't mentioned in like within a chapter about someone else?

02:07:49.000 I'm positive.

02:07:50.000 I read over the whole thing looking for that specific story because you said it was the best, but.

02:07:56.000 Dude, I'm looking at the book right now and I see.

02:08:02.000 I don't see Leatherman.

02:08:04.000 Oh, shit.

02:08:05.000 What am I, nuts?

02:08:08.000 Okay, hold on a sex. 0.90

02:08:10.000 Let's see.

02:08:10.000 I mean, I love the book.

02:08:12.000 It was awesome.

02:08:13.000 But I mean.

02:08:16.000 Pat Lehey, Leather Softening Machine, Leighton.

02:08:21.000 No Leatherman.

02:08:24.000 Maybe it was an article she wrote that inspired the book?

02:08:31.000 It was about Tim Leatherman.

02:08:32.000 Yeah, I'm not sure.

02:08:33.000 I'm reading Pat Big Yen and The Death of the West now, and that one's a great book, too.

02:08:38.000 Yeah, it's a masterpiece.

02:08:40.000 You know, a lot of Buchanan's books are...

02:08:45.000 What the fuck?

02:08:48.000 There's no Michelle Malkin Leatherman.

02:08:50.000 All right, are you a subscriber?

02:08:51.000 Do you watch the show regularly?

02:08:55.000 Yeah, I do.

02:08:56.000 All right, I'm going to get to the bottom of this because you just freaked me out, and now I feel senile.

02:09:03.000 I talked to Michelle today.

02:09:04.000 I'm going to find out what the fuck happened with this cross-circuit and whether I read an article about Leatherman and then somehow magically inserted it into her book.

02:09:16.000 Who's that guy?

02:09:18.000 Who's that guy?

02:09:21.000 I can see how that was becoming a little bit of that.

02:09:24.000 All right, man, thanks for calling.

02:09:25.000 Sorry about that.

02:09:26.000 We're going to get to the bottom of it on Monday.

02:09:28.000 Tuesday.

02:09:28.000 Because there's no show tomorrow.

02:09:32.000 And Monday, we will solve this problem, I promise.

02:09:35.000 Yes.

02:09:40.000 Okay, that's it.

02:09:41.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:09:47.000 I am a real American.

02:09:51.000 Fight for the rights of every man.

02:09:55.000 I am a real American.

02:09:59.000 Fight for the rights of everyone.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 01, 2020

GOML Live #67

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