Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 05, 2020


GOML LIVE #67 | PROUD BOYS FATIGUE

Topics
chugging whiskey censorship and internet freedom toad话题
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
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Donald Trump Jr. Gavin McGinnis Ryan Biden Wolfgang Van Halen Proud Boys Johnny Apple CBD Mark Zuckerberg Mike Reed Hunter S. Thompson Michael Anthony Ralph Steadman Darren Alberti Chris Wallace Lee Grattan Alan Froyer Hulk Hogan Mike Baker Joe Biden Antifa Dude and 38 more
GOML Live #67 S03E21 - RIOTS KILL 32 [2020-10-06 - S03E21 - RIOTS KILL 32]

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43 minutes

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7,198

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815

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Misogyny

20

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192

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21

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Ryan Biden plays the shittiest intro song ever, and we talk about how he got his taste in music from Hulk Hogan and the 80s. Also, we discuss how much of a white supremacist Ryan is and why he thinks Gloria Estefan should be kicked out of the NFL. And we get into a heated debate about whether or not it s okay to wear shorts in the boxing gym. Also, a new segment called "Gary's Mailbag" is finally here, and it's a whole lot better than we thought it was going to be! If you like the show, please give us a five star rating on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, rate, and review the show on whatever platform you're listening to it on. Thanks for listening and Happy New Year! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our record labels. We do not own the rights to either of these songs or any of the artists mentioned in the show. All credit given to artists and labels used in the song is their work. This episode was produced and edited by our patrons' discretion. Thank you for all the support and support. If your music tastes are good enough, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes. It helps us make this podcast better next week. - we'll be looking out for the next song we make sure to bring you the best music we can make the best possible audio quality and sound quality in the next episode. Thank you're getting a good night out of this episode. -- we appreciate it. XOXOXO. xoxo, Gary - the best of your feedback is appreciated! - Adam, the one and the next one is the best, the most important thing we can do for you all of us are listening to this podcast, so thank you, thank you so much, we appreciate you. and we appreciate all the love and support we get it back from you. -- we love you, bye, bye. Adam, bye bye. <3, bye <3 - the next time, bye - Jake, Jake, bye - Jake xo - Jake & Gavin XO and good night, bye! - Jake and the gang. <3 - EJ & the gang

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00:00:03.000 I'm from New York!
00:00:03.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:06.000 When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside 0.97
00:00:35.000 Once again, I give Vice President Ryan Biden the reins and he shits the bed.
00:00:41.000 That was the Ryan's mailbag of intro songs.
00:00:45.000 He said before the show, I didn't have a song planned. 0.94
00:00:47.000 And he goes, Hey, man, I was listening to that Hulk Hogan song and it's actually really fucking good. 0.69
00:00:52.000 And I thought, you know what? 0.98
00:00:56.000 I've been called a white supremacist for the past 24 hours.
00:01:01.000 Let's give minorities a chance. 0.53
00:01:03.000 Maybe they do deserve our voice. 0.95
00:01:06.000 Maybe they do deserve just one kick at the bucket. 0.99
00:01:09.000 And he played the shittiest song ever. 0.97
00:01:15.000 The intro was cool and it worked well with the intro stuff. 1.00
00:01:18.000 And then it went into cheesy shitbag 80s cornball shit. 0.99
00:01:24.000 Why are you so corny, dude? 1.00
00:01:26.000 I don't know.
00:01:26.000 You listen to, like, Christian rock, but it's not Christian rock.
00:01:30.000 Yeah.
00:01:31.000 At least Christian rock has Jesus in it, so there's some redeeming quality. 0.93
00:01:34.000 But you listen to, like, GONNA ROCK OUT!
00:01:37.000 OH YEAH BABY! 1.00
00:01:40.000 ROCK AND ROLL FRIDAY NIGHT! 1.00
00:01:42.000 And you sit there noodling on your gay guitar that fat chicks buy you. 1.00
00:01:46.000 YEAH! 1.00
00:01:49.000 Where do you get this shitty taste in music from? 1.00
00:01:51.000 Your single mom? 0.99
00:01:52.000 She wasn't even that around. 1.00
00:01:53.000 She was almost as bad as your shitty dad. 1.00
00:01:56.000 She was around. 1.00
00:01:57.000 He was around rockin' and rollin' and all sorts of stuff.
00:02:00.000 You pieced that when you were 14.
00:02:03.000 No.
00:02:03.000 Yeah.
00:02:04.000 She moved, dude.
00:02:05.000 Yeah, but I could've moved with her, but I was like, hell no, I got my niggas over here. 0.99
00:02:08.000 Yeah, my mom didn't move when I was 14.
00:02:10.000 I could've moved with her, but I didn't.
00:02:12.000 She had a job in a town that she had to move to.
00:02:15.000 Oh, she had a job. 0.56
00:02:16.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 I thought she abandoned you, but she had a job and you could've gone.
00:02:19.000 She moved to her apartment.
00:02:20.000 I mean, I visit her a lot, but her apartment's all small and I...
00:02:24.000 I'm going to hang out with my mom.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, you didn't visit her a lot.
00:02:26.000 Yes, I did.
00:02:27.000 How often?
00:02:28.000 Pretty often.
00:02:29.000 I got to know the neighbors.
00:02:31.000 How often?
00:02:31.000 Do you know how weeks work?
00:02:33.000 Not every other weekend, but at least once a month.
00:02:37.000 Then I would stay there overnight.
00:02:38.000 Whoa, once a month?
00:02:38.000 Dude, that's how much you visit your parents when you're married with kids and they live nearby.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, but then I was also in a band during that, during some of that time.
00:02:47.000 So this is how Ryan talks. 0.99
00:02:49.000 It's just constant shitty, terrible excuse after shitty, terrible excuse. 1.00
00:02:52.000 I mean, she doesn't want to ban him, but she's up my ass. 1.00
00:02:54.000 She's always trying to message and call me. 0.99
00:02:56.000 And now that she doesn't have to fucking deal with anything cause you're independent. 0.81
00:03:00.000 Um, so what, is there a video for that terrible song? 0.97
00:03:02.000 What's it from?
00:03:02.000 Uh, it's Hulk Hogan's entrance music.
00:03:06.000 Well, the first eight seconds of it are not bad.
00:03:09.000 It's badass, man.
00:03:10.000 It's like really patriotic. 1.00
00:03:11.000 No, you suck so much shit. 1.00
00:03:13.000 I was actually happy that you weren't recommending Gloria Estefan. 1.00
00:03:18.000 That's cool.
00:03:19.000 I like this.
00:03:21.000 Now it sounds like the intro to a 80s kids show.
00:03:28.000 Like Arthur.
00:03:29.000 Wait, the bridge is really good.
00:03:31.000 The pre-chorus?
00:03:32.000 Here it comes.
00:03:39.000 You know how many people love this song?
00:03:42.000 You're hurting them.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, everyone who likes this song is sad.
00:03:46.000 I don't hate you, I want to hold you and maybe feed you some beans or something.
00:03:51.000 You're like Gary.
00:03:52.000 If you like this song, you're Gary's mailbag.
00:03:54.000 Ouch.
00:04:00.000 Now you're mesmerized.
00:04:00.000 I'm so limp-wristed and weak.
00:04:02.000 Cocaine made way too many people try rock and roll in the 80s, and they did not deserve to be there.
00:04:12.000 One of my closest friends, the guy who teaches my kids boxing, is a hulkamaniac, huge wrestler, with Star Wars tattoos.
00:04:26.000 Flip-flops and shorts, too.
00:04:27.000 I've seen him wear shorts.
00:04:28.000 Flip-flops, yep.
00:04:29.000 Slides.
00:04:30.000 Yep.
00:04:31.000 Another good friend of mine. 1.00
00:04:32.000 Everyone at the gym, I'd love to make fun of these dupes who go to the fucking lottery and get those dumb scratch-offs. 1.00
00:04:40.000 Scratch-offs fill the boxing gym. 1.00
00:04:43.000 They're the banana peels of boxing.
00:04:46.000 Constantly.
00:04:51.000 You just distracted me by looking at articles about me.
00:04:53.000 I understand.
00:04:57.000 And then I go, alright, maybe it's a boxing thing.
00:04:59.000 Then I go to my dive bar in the city.
00:05:02.000 Relax. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Every fucking person at this dive bar has that stupid piece of paper that's like... 1.00
00:05:09.000 This big? 1.00
00:05:10.000 Do you know these?
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:11.000 Pink.
00:05:12.000 And they're filling it out, filling it out, and they're putting it in the thing.
00:05:15.000 I'm not talking about someone with Down syndrome.
00:05:17.000 I'm talking about the guy you're talking to who knows taxes and he's like, could I get another one of those?
00:05:22.000 Yeah.
00:05:23.000 And then they'll sit and watch the board, which is just a bingo grid of numbers with like a 54 exploding and then shrinking and an 11 and he'll go, ah, now I get 54 11 now that I don't have a card.
00:05:36.000 I'm just like, it's a scam, dude.
00:05:41.000 Star Wars is a kid's movie.
00:05:43.000 Wrestling's fake.
00:05:45.000 Can't I make fun of anything without insulting the people around me?
00:05:48.000 So you go, well, maybe you hang around too many blue collars. 1.00
00:05:53.000 I can't hang out with pussies. 1.00
00:05:55.000 They're so boring. 1.00
00:05:56.000 They're so weak. 0.96
00:05:58.000 People who don't fight. 1.00
00:05:59.000 At my gym, if you haven't been sparring for a week, people look at you weird, like you fucked a kid. 0.97
00:06:05.000 Like you have to kind of lurk around and hide. 0.95
00:06:08.000 And if you ever were assigned sparring and you gave it up, well, now you gotta go.
00:06:13.000 And then you hang out with middle class people and they haven't been in a fight in their life.
00:06:18.000 Not that fighting is everything, but it does solve everything.
00:06:21.000 I've been talking to journalists all day, by the way. 0.85
00:06:23.000 And the reason we did two episodes, because I didn't want to overwhelm you with Proud Boys shit tonight, especially because we have to do reading. 0.95
00:06:29.000 In fact, I've missed our first read. 0.65
00:06:33.000 So we did two today, none tomorrow.
00:06:36.000 But, like, I'm talking to these guys, and not only have they never been in a fight, they haven't lived.
00:06:41.000 Like, I talked to this guy from Reuters.
00:06:43.000 I should look up his name.
00:06:47.000 And we're talking, and he's, they're always trying to be diplomatic, right?
00:06:50.000 We're just trying to get both sides. 0.99
00:06:51.000 And I go, dude, I ask Alexa in the morning what's up, and she tells me Reuters first, and AP, and it's all fucking Trump, Trump, Trump. 0.99
00:06:59.000 And I go, you guys are so obsessed with these Nazis, these 18 guys. 0.99
00:07:04.000 Meanwhile, and you're saying, they could get violent. 1.00
00:07:06.000 They could burn shit down on election night because Trump said they're his army. 0.99
00:07:11.000 You're like, what about the burning down going on right there? 1.00
00:07:15.000 There's flames going on.
00:07:17.000 Look at them.
00:07:18.000 They're in someone's house.
00:07:20.000 And New York Times, Reuters, they're all like, well, no, I mean, that's not that bad.
00:07:24.000 And I go,
00:07:26.000 I go, what are these groups?
00:07:27.000 And they go, these groups are dangerous.
00:07:29.000 They're calling for the death of millions of people.
00:07:30.000 I go, they're like albino skateboarders.
00:07:32.000 They go, no, they're not.
00:07:33.000 They're calling for the death of millions of people.
00:07:35.000 I go, okay. 0.98
00:07:36.000 They're like Satanists.
00:07:38.000 Imagine being as obsessed with Satanists. 0.96
00:07:40.000 They worship the devil. 1.00
00:07:41.000 They want to kill children. 1.00
00:07:44.000 Yes, that's true. 1.00
00:07:47.000 That's true.
00:07:48.000 And I'll bet you there are.
00:07:49.000 That's true. 1.00
00:07:50.000 I'll bet you there are 300, like, real deal bonafide Satanists in America who paint shit on the ground and they kill a fucking goat and they sit there going, Okay. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Do they hurt you? 1.00
00:08:03.000 So,
00:08:12.000 Bonafide actual Nazis that we hear about every day, and it's the front page of every newspaper in the country.
00:08:17.000 Proud Boys are them.
00:08:19.000 They're not them.
00:08:20.000 But them aren't a thing.
00:08:22.000 They're Satanists. 1.00
00:08:24.000 You're scared of Satanists, you fucking pussy. 1.00
00:08:28.000 Can you imagine being scared of Satanists? 1.00
00:08:30.000 Can you imagine being scared of Richard Spencer?
00:08:32.000 I'm not saying he's not a... He's probably a good fighter.
00:08:35.000 The guy, when I knew him, he would do incredible workouts.
00:08:39.000 I knew him when he was normal.
00:08:41.000 He used to be a very normal guy.
00:08:42.000 Just a normal conservative dude.
00:08:49.000 He was editor of Tacky Mag when I was at Vice.
00:08:53.000 He's a Donald Trump supporter! 0.87
00:08:57.000 Now we're all Nazis. 0.73
00:08:57.000 He's actually not a Donald Trump supporter. 0.73
00:08:59.000 He's a Biden supporter, correct?
00:09:00.000 Yeah.
00:09:02.000 Nazis don't like Trump.
00:09:04.000 Okay, sorry.
00:09:05.000 Book of the day today, Steve Martin, incredible writer.
00:09:09.000 He wrote this article that was in the New Yorker or something about his dad on his deathbed and how his dad has always bullied him and made fun of him and was embarrassed of him because he was such a goof.
00:09:19.000 And on his deathbed, his dad revealed, I always wanted to be in showbiz and I was jealous of you and I was worried you're going to embarrass me and so I would not look at your stuff.
00:09:29.000 And then I slowly realized that, um,
00:09:34.000 I was just jealous and you made me realize that I chickened out because you were so brave and you were such a goofball and I was scared of being laughed at and there you were trying to get laughed at. 0.99
00:09:45.000 So I fucked up. 0.99
00:09:46.000 I fucked up our relationship. 0.96
00:09:47.000 I'm sorry. 0.67
00:09:48.000 Dude, I was bawling.
00:09:52.000 I don't think there's probably like three articles in my life I've read where I cried and then as far as laughing out loud.
00:10:08.000 This book, I think, might be the only time I laughed out loud.
00:10:12.000 When he is organizing a protest at the factory he works at, where he's worked for maybe two days, and he's made signs for all the other workers, and the workers, before they grab the signs, they can tell that he made them with his own sheets and there's jizz stains on them.
00:10:29.000 And I was on the train laughing aloud to this.
00:10:32.000 I don't think it's happened before or since.
00:10:36.000 But, um, I just, sometimes I love books that are not by writers, because they come at it with such a fresh stance.
00:10:42.000 Another example of this was Ralph Steadman's artist, Hunter, I mean, Hunter Thompson's artist, Ralph Steadman, where he writes about his times with Hunter Thompson.
00:10:52.000 I loved this book.
00:10:54.000 He's a Welshman, I think.
00:10:59.000 What does he say here?
00:11:00.000 Writers have a compulsion to tell all eventually, particularly journalistic ones, whose only real reason for being a journalist anyway is to blast out the secrets they are entrusted with off the record and surprise the world or their editors.
00:11:12.000 I wrote in the book, guilty as charged.
00:11:19.000 But I sent that book to Max in prison and he goes, wow, stick to drawing, Ralph. 0.99
00:11:24.000 That guy sucks. 1.00
00:11:26.000 What? 1.00
00:11:28.000 You know, this is the problem with art. 0.99
00:11:30.000 You assume that everyone else is gonna love it, and you play some bullshit Hulk Hogan 80s rock, and you get berated by your boss for not being a fag or anything, just being a low-quality human being. 1.00
00:11:45.000 Fag-adjacent. 1.00
00:11:45.000 Like a cricket. 1.00
00:11:48.000 If a man was a cricket, he'd be Ryan.
00:11:49.000 Like I don't.
00:11:51.000 Say that I say I'm a cricket.
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00:12:22.000 That is our first read, 12 minutes late.
00:12:28.000 You know what's funny about the news? 0.99
00:12:32.000 Shit happens, right? 1.00
00:12:36.000 I won't say 9-11, but shit happens like the Trump thing. 1.00
00:12:40.000 During a pile of monkeys screaming, monkeys being Chris Wallace and Joe Biden, and a bunch of smoke going off, they started screaming, white supremacist, white supremacist, disavow at Trump, and started flashing lights in his face. 0.99
00:12:52.000 And he said, what? 0.89
00:12:53.000 Who?
00:12:53.000 What?
00:12:53.000 And then he said, stand down, stand by, what?
00:12:57.000 And that became a mantra for Proud Boys and the right and it also became a mantra for the left to say he's planning a civil war if he loses, I think.
00:13:10.000 It was this sort of subtext.
00:13:11.000 Now, I saw all my friends laughing and I honestly, I'm very vain.
00:13:16.000 So when presidential candidates are talking about my club that I started,
00:13:20.000 My ego gets involved and I could not sleep last night.
00:13:24.000 I was chugging, see how much whiskey we chugged last night?
00:13:29.000 Right?
00:13:29.000 Yeah, it felt bad in the morning.
00:13:31.000 I couldn't sleep even after all that whiskey that we chugged.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 And we were chugging every time Biden laughed and all kinds of things.
00:13:38.000 And we chugged tons of whiskey.
00:13:40.000 When we, after we kept drinking the whiskey, I felt drunk basically.
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:43.000 Why don't you look in the camera.
00:13:45.000 Sure.
00:13:46.000 And talk about the whiskey that we chugged.
00:13:49.000 Well, it was, um... It didn't taste very good.
00:13:54.000 So you don't like whiskey?
00:13:56.000 I like whiskey.
00:13:56.000 Oh.
00:13:57.000 No, but this particular... Maker's Mark is sweet.
00:14:02.000 The batches are consistent.
00:14:03.000 They come in vats probably bigger than this studio.
00:14:06.000 And so it's all the same... You're not gonna have a bad batch.
00:14:08.000 It's all the same recipe?
00:14:10.000 Yes.
00:14:11.000 Well, it was very strong.
00:14:14.000 I had a very strong reaction to it.
00:14:15.000 We're lying.
00:14:18.000 I did something last night that I'm not proud of.
00:14:21.000 Oh no.
00:14:22.000 I said something that is not indicative of how I feel and it's not how this network feels and I apologize.
00:14:28.000 I feel like I've let down our viewers and I want to know if I've hurt you then I deeply regret that.
00:14:34.000 Censored.tv does not advocate dishonesty and lying and I lied.
00:14:39.000 Did you get called out?
00:14:40.000 No, but you're allowed to lie as long as you say you're lying.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, I kind of like that.
00:14:45.000 So this is, my sin is wiped.
00:14:47.000 Here's what happened.
00:14:48.000 I knew we were going to do a drinking game and I know I suck at drinking lots of whiskey.
00:14:54.000 I mean, I don't mind it at my home.
00:14:55.000 I fall asleep in my Eames chair and piss myself.
00:14:58.000 Who does that hurt?
00:15:00.000 My wallet and my iPhone.
00:15:01.000 I'm on my fourth iPhone.
00:15:04.000 Um, but at the studio, you guys are paying money.
00:15:06.000 I, we're watching a debate. 0.99
00:15:08.000 I don't want to just be going like, these guys are shitheads, man. 1.00
00:15:11.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:15:12.000 But we're talking about chugging for everything. 1.00
00:15:14.000 So I obviously have plenty of empty whiskey bottles in my home.
00:15:17.000 I went to the recycling.
00:15:20.000 I took one out and I poured my daughter, beautiful girl, wonderful angel.
00:15:25.000 She's like, I would like to try hot apple cider. 0.98
00:15:29.000 Isn't that a thing?
00:15:30.000 Yeah, it's a thing.
00:15:31.000 I want to do that.
00:15:32.000 I want to have like, I've done my schoolwork.
00:15:34.000 I'm done with, my dad takes my screens away.
00:15:36.000 I have that time at the end of the night and I just want to have some hot apple cider, pontificate. 1.00
00:15:41.000 And I was like, fuck that bitch. 1.00
00:15:43.000 So I took the apple cider and I poured it into the whiskey bottle, the empty whiskey bottle. 1.00
00:15:48.000 And then I was looking at it and I'm like, that's fucking yellow. 0.95
00:15:52.000 So what do you do? 0.97
00:15:53.000 I actually had two whiskey bottles, because I thought we were both going to chug them.
00:15:56.000 And I thought, A, we won't be wasted, and B, it'll be funny.
00:15:59.000 Because what's his name from Van Halen used to do that?
00:16:03.000 Oh, the bassist.
00:16:04.000 The bassist.
00:16:05.000 He would drink Jack Daniels of apple juice.
00:16:11.000 What are you doing?
00:16:12.000 I'm asking Siri. 1.00
00:16:13.000 Ask computer shit for brains. 1.00
00:16:14.000 Computer, who is the bassist of Van Halen? 1.00
00:16:20.000 Steve Buscemi.
00:16:21.000 Van Halen's bassists are Eddie Van Halen, Wolfgang Van Halen, and Michael Anthony.
00:16:26.000 Michael Anthony.
00:16:27.000 It was Michael Anthony.
00:16:28.000 So, um, I think his son is playing with them now.
00:16:31.000 But anyway.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, Wolfgang.
00:16:34.000 That's a guitar I have.
00:16:34.000 I just bought that guitar.
00:16:35.000 It's a cool name.
00:16:36.000 Wolfgang.
00:16:37.000 It's pretty dope.
00:16:37.000 I remember when I was about seven, six or seven, with Mike Reed and Lee Gratton and Darren Alberti at Bell's Corners Public School.
00:16:45.000 They go, let's start a gang.
00:16:46.000 This wasn't a joke.
00:16:47.000 Actually, it was Proud Boys.
00:16:49.000 Let's start a gang and we will fight crime at Bell's Corners Public School.
00:16:53.000 So say we see a girl getting, we didn't know the word raped, but like attacked, we'll go and save them.
00:17:01.000 And I was like, this is my idea.
00:17:03.000 Okay, we're in.
00:17:04.000 Enough playing with Smurfs. 1.00
00:17:06.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:17:07.000 Let's start saving the world. 0.98
00:17:09.000 And Mike Reed and I were both sort of the leaders, and we go, what should the name be?
00:17:16.000 And I go, Wolfgang.
00:17:18.000 But it's two words.
00:17:20.000 Wolfgang.
00:17:22.000 Oh, that could have been our thing.
00:17:25.000 We howl.
00:17:26.000 Yeah, you didn't howl?
00:17:27.000 Dude, it gets worse.
00:17:30.000 They go, nah.
00:17:31.000 And Mike Reed goes, what about the Falcons?
00:17:34.000 Falcons?
00:17:35.000 What, do they eat carcasses at the side of the road? 1.00
00:17:38.000 That's pathetic. 0.93
00:17:38.000 What does a Falcon do? 0.93
00:17:39.000 Chase mice like a loser? 0.93
00:17:41.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:43.000 No.
00:17:43.000 And everyone goes, that's a better name.
00:17:46.000 Hey, Darren Alberti, Lee Gratton, Mike Reed,
00:17:53.000 Even Craig Fraser, who was in the gang for like an afternoon, but you're still guilty. 1.00
00:17:58.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:17:58.000 For killing Wolfgang and choosing the Falcons. 1.00
00:18:03.000 Whack. 0.86
00:18:04.000 What is a falcon?
00:18:06.000 I'm not even nuts about the bald eagle.
00:18:07.000 It looks kinda cool, I'll admit.
00:18:09.000 But doesn't it eat carcasses?
00:18:12.000 Isn't it a scavenger?
00:18:13.000 A hawk, we could argue.
00:18:14.000 Hey, it's the fastest creature alive.
00:18:16.000 Alright.
00:18:18.000 Sure.
00:18:18.000 But don't you eat your own kind?
00:18:20.000 You're a cannibal. 0.99
00:18:22.000 But a falcon, what are you looking up? 0.99
00:18:24.000 Falcon doesn't even make a sound.
00:18:25.000 We got the falcon punch.
00:18:27.000 Yeah, don't look at falcons.
00:18:29.000 Falcon sound effect?
00:18:31.000 Wouldn't you be looking up falcon call?
00:18:34.000 That sounds terrible.
00:18:36.000 What does a falcon eat?
00:18:38.000 Oh, stop, stop.
00:18:39.000 Computer, what does a falcon eat?
00:18:42.000 It's going to be lame.
00:18:44.000 Here's what I found on reference.com.
00:18:47.000 One of the most common falcon species, the peregrine falcon, eats mainly other birds such as ducks, gulls, pigeons, cranes, ptarmigans, swifts, and many types of songbirds.
00:18:55.000 Thanks for stabbing me in the back, fellow bird.
00:18:58.000 Computer stop. 0.90
00:19:01.000 Eat prey such as mice.
00:19:02.000 You know what a wolf eats?
00:19:04.000 You. 1.00
00:19:07.000 You when you turn around, motherfucker. 1.00
00:19:09.000 That's cool. 1.00
00:19:12.000 Wolfgang.
00:19:13.000 Now, when we started the Proud Boys, you can't call yourselves wolf.
00:19:15.000 People would say, why are you calling yourselves boys?
00:19:17.000 That's not cool.
00:19:19.000 Oh, what should we call ourselves then?
00:19:20.000 The Lightning Tigers?
00:19:23.000 Are you seven?
00:19:26.000 The coolest names for gangs, clubs, whatever, don't get caught in the syntax, are Mr. X, the Crybabies, the Mama's Boys.
00:19:37.000 Who should you be more scared of if you heard they wanted to kill you?
00:19:41.000 The Lightning Tigers, the Crybabies, or the Mama's Boys?
00:19:46.000 Of those last two gangs, you need to change your identity and move.
00:19:51.000 The Lightning Tigers?
00:19:52.000 Say, okay, I'll meet you.
00:19:54.000 Can I just say one request?
00:19:56.000 Can I fight you one at a time? 0.76
00:19:57.000 Because I'm worried about some of you like kicking me in the back of the head when I'm dealing with the one guy.
00:20:03.000 But if that's a deal breaker, I'm still in.
00:20:05.000 Lightning Tigers.
00:20:06.000 Antifa are the Lightning Tigers.
00:20:09.000 When somebody's named little something, they're usually not very little.
00:20:13.000 That's scary.
00:20:13.000 Like little Kevin over here.
00:20:15.000 Tiny Tetsuse.
00:20:16.000 I bet he's not tiny.
00:20:18.000 Oh yeah, exactly.
00:20:20.000 My nickname was Tiny Dick after someone saw it at a party.
00:20:28.000 Isn't it cool that a reader wrote in and said, yeah, dude, I saw a movie with Matthew McConaughey and he was saying that.
00:20:34.000 Weird.
00:20:35.000 So he took a script from a movie he's in.
00:20:37.000 Hello, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'll be back.
00:20:41.000 Actually, he did do that all the time.
00:20:42.000 Yes, he did.
00:20:43.000 But he was kidding.
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00:21:30.000 And that would have obviously been humorous. 0.99
00:21:33.000 Now I have to explain jokes.
00:21:34.000 And my pet peeve my whole life has always been the term, just kidding.
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00:22:11.000 Now say this, Gavin.
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00:22:14.000 Oh, also, please don't read, now say this, Gavin.
00:22:17.000 Wait, you're doing that, aren't you? 0.99
00:22:19.000 Jesus H fucking Christ. 0.99
00:22:21.000 How explicit do I have to make things? 0.99
00:22:23.000 When the text is in red, you don't read it.
00:22:26.000 When it's in black, you read it.
00:22:27.000 Wait, are you still reading this?
00:22:30.000 Oh my God, I quit. 1.00
00:22:32.000 Fuck you. 1.00
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00:23:00.000 A lot of people in America pronounce it data.
00:23:02.000 In Canada and Britain we pronounce it data and it was initially used by aristocrats to mean goodbye.
00:23:10.000 But over time the people you were talking to noticed patterns and he leaves at 10 p.m.
00:23:17.000 and that was seen as data information.
00:23:22.000 He always does Irish goodbyes, he doesn't pay his bill, and you would learn about a person by how he did his d'etat.
00:23:28.000 Over time, the goodbye became knowing people's patterns, knowing their lifestyles, and that became data. 0.69
00:23:36.000 And then, most recently, it became a guy who's oddly sort of peach vagina colored from a Star Trek show where he would just cover his entire body in foundation and be a smart annoying guy who had trouble understanding both humor and love. 0.90
00:23:56.000 It's Mark Zuckerberg. 0.98
00:24:00.000 Mark Zuckerberg.
00:24:02.000 Has anyone ever diddled their bean to Mark Zuckerberg?
00:24:07.000 I would say no.
00:24:08.000 I mean, we live in a world of seven billion.
00:24:11.000 Women love money. 1.00
00:24:13.000 They love power.
00:24:14.000 He's got plenty of both.
00:24:17.000 They do like that.
00:24:19.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
00:24:22.000 One of the oldest symbols is a boner, dude.
00:24:27.000 All right, so in today's double episode, we have plenty of Proud Boys, but of course it keeps piling in.
00:24:34.000 And I'm just going to briefly touch on it because we've really done it to death today.
00:24:39.000 But I thought this was interesting.
00:24:40.000 So I talked to the New York Times at noon today.
00:24:42.000 This is out now.
00:24:45.000 So they really just barfed this out.
00:24:46.000 And that's maybe why they have three people doing it.
00:24:49.000 So it's a Muslim who is into cybersecurity.
00:24:55.000 And Muslims are only 1% of the population, but they're like 60% of the nation's discourse.
00:25:01.000 So she gets a lot of work.
00:25:04.000 And basically her take is these guys are Islamophobic.
00:25:07.000 And she just puts that paragraph in and like, thanks Muslim.
00:25:10.000 Now we're diverse.
00:25:12.000 Bye.
00:25:16.000 And then there's Alan Froyer in the middle who's been pretty decent to us over the years. 0.98
00:25:21.000 Mike Baker, holy shit, that's the guy that Trump retweeted. 0.94
00:25:26.000 Oh yeah. 0.99
00:25:27.000 With the little kid picture who's the dad.
00:25:31.000 And then... Go back.
00:25:36.000 And then Neil McFarquhar.
00:25:38.000 Isn't Farquhar a Shrek villain?
00:25:42.000 So he's an experienced journalist, I can't really make fun of him.
00:25:45.000 The guy's grizzled leather face has been doing this forever. 0.97
00:25:47.000 Alan Froyer, I think his heart's in the right place but he lets a lot of bullshit go by because he's not exactly an alpha male. 0.97
00:25:57.000 But at least he's trying to do a good job. 1.00
00:25:59.000 Mike Baker's a useless piece of shit and Shira Frankel is a fraud. 1.00
00:26:03.000 So I'm reading this article and, oh I meant to say this earlier, sorry. 0.99
00:26:09.000 When an event happens like what happened with Trump last night, I wake up and I have a view of it, and then you start getting more and more information, and you start coming up with a different concept, and then you really have it ironed out by 9.30.
00:26:23.000 At which point, all the articles are done.
00:26:25.000 And here's the other thing I'm learning about these journos.
00:26:27.000 When I was at Vice, I would wake up at around 11.
00:26:31.000 Nothing happens before 11.
00:26:33.000 And I didn't have kids, which is ideal if you're a journalist.
00:26:36.000 And then I would, you know, do my work, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:38.000 And then I'd go out at night, and I found a guy at Max Fish in probably 2002 who bought a dirty bomb.
00:26:47.000 That's a nuclear bomb.
00:26:48.000 I met him at 3 a.m. 1.00
00:26:51.000 You fucking pussies at ABC, CBS News, NBC, Reuters, AP, New York Times, the ones I've been talking to for the past 24 hours. 1.00
00:27:01.000 If I don't get you before dinner, you're like, yes, let's talk tomorrow. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Dude, you're not a photographer.
00:27:06.000 You're a journalist. 1.00
00:27:07.000 If the night owl wants to talk at 11, say excuse me to your husband and kids and pick up the fucking phone, you losers. 1.00
00:27:14.000 And I said as much. 1.00
00:27:15.000 I wonder if they got back to me.
00:27:19.000 Because I know, like everyone is very cool and open-minded, and I know I'm talking to the enemy.
00:27:25.000 I know they're gonna frame this, find the 10 things I hate about the Jews thing, pretend they've seen it, and you know, what they do is they have these caveats where they put in, they put in like, he is suing the SPLC and he denies white nationalism, so then they can do it.
00:27:42.000 But yeah, one of them got back to me.
00:27:45.000 Texted you on your phone text me still having issues on my street.
00:27:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:27:49.000 That's good.
00:27:50.000 So Santina Lucci at ABC News is Doing her job as late as 9 p.m That's pretty good but like This guy Shannon Joel Joel Shannon You know, I hate when their email address comes in his last name comma first name.
00:28:09.000 I
00:28:11.000 I said to him, if you want to get serious about journalism, you need to be available 24 seven.
00:28:15.000 Cause he said, thanks, Gavin.
00:28:16.000 When you have time to talk tomorrow, this is at 8, 11 PM.
00:28:20.000 Would you have time to talk tomorrow?
00:28:22.000 I'm watching, uh, the boys on Amazon right now.
00:28:27.000 I've passed along your info to some people here in case anyone needs to get in touch tonight. 1.00
00:28:30.000 You fucking useless pussy. 1.00
00:28:33.000 You're a fireman. 1.00
00:28:34.000 If you're a journalist, stories don't work on your schedule.
00:28:38.000 They work on their own schedule. 0.97
00:28:40.000 Anyway, I said if I was just feeling jaded after talking to these shitheads all day, and I only did six. 0.98
00:28:49.000 Enrique did probably 25. 0.79
00:28:53.000 And the funny thing about it is, as you talk to all these people and they ask these pressing questions, and you're playing chess too, because it's not just Ryan saying, where'd you get that drink? 0.99
00:29:02.000 It's someone who's pretending to be on your side, but is trying to fuck you. 0.94
00:29:05.000 So you have to constantly think about how what you're saying can be interpreted. 0.99
00:29:10.000 For example, I was talking to Alan Foyer, the New York Times guy, and I said, I could tell he was leaning towards the peaceful protest side.
00:29:18.000 You also have to read your opponent like you're in the FBI.
00:29:23.000 And he was like, yeah, well, you know, a lot of these buildings and I go, oh, the insurance pays for it.
00:29:27.000 I go, I know where you're going with this. 0.99
00:29:28.000 You're one of these peaceful protest fuckers. 0.99
00:29:30.000 Look, dude, I said, if you looked at World War II and you mapped the entire area it covered and the 24 hours a day of each area, you'd find a very peaceful time. 0.98
00:29:45.000 Leon in France on Friday 1942, September 23rd.
00:29:52.000 Nothing happened that entire day.
00:29:54.000 In fact, most of France saw no bombings.
00:29:57.000 So yes, World War II would come across as predominantly peaceful. 0.72
00:30:02.000 But it wasn't.
00:30:03.000 And he goes, oh, come on, there was no Dresden, which is also a trick.
00:30:09.000 Instead of saying the Holocaust, you say when Germans were killed in Dresden.
00:30:13.000 It's another little shuffle, right?
00:30:16.000 And then I realized, oh, wait a minute, he's going to compare these riots to World War II.
00:30:21.000 So then I have to say, dude, dude, and this is a guy who's kind of on my side.
00:30:23.000 He's at least fair.
00:30:25.000 I go, dude, dude, dude, don't go saying that I'm saying that the Portland riots are the same as World War II.
00:30:30.000 My analogy was hyperbolic.
00:30:31.000 I was saying, don't talk about mostly peaceful.
00:30:34.000 You could take the worst thing in history and it would still come across as peaceful.
00:30:39.000 That was my point.
00:30:41.000 So anyway, it's exhausting playing these games.
00:30:42.000 But the funny thing is, after they keep talking to you, you start sort of reexamining it and you start kind of figuring it out better than them.
00:30:49.000 And by the time like 24 hours of discussing it has gone by, like imagine you discussed
00:30:57.000 Not abortion, but like the big bang for 24 hours. 1.00
00:31:02.000 By the end your fucking opinions on it are going to be honed. 1.00
00:31:07.000 At that point the news cycle is done and they just want to, sorry you're a Nazi, fuck off, I'm done. 1.00
00:31:13.000 So here's what I originally thought. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Donald Trump knows the Proud Boys, think we rock,
00:31:20.000 He said, Biden said, disavow all white supremacists.
00:31:24.000 He said, I do.
00:31:24.000 He said, then Biden said, what about proud boys?
00:31:26.000 And he goes, no, I'm not disavowing them.
00:31:28.000 Stand by guys. 0.99
00:31:30.000 If shit goes down, we're going to rock. 0.99
00:31:32.000 And I thought, thanks dude. 0.99
00:31:35.000 Now, after a hundred hours of interviews, I don't think that's what happened.
00:31:39.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:41.000 He's probably heard of the Proud Boys today.
00:31:42.000 He said, I don't know who the Proud Boys are. 0.98
00:31:44.000 I think he meant kind of like what I might say if they said, hey, did you know that Proud Boys in Seattle are raping kids? 0.98
00:31:51.000 I go, what? 0.96
00:31:52.000 I didn't hear about that.
00:31:53.000 Look, I don't know what every single one of them is doing at all times.
00:31:56.000 You know, they started an offshoot called the Margarita Boys. 0.97
00:31:58.000 I didn't know shit about that. 0.94
00:32:00.000 Until it happened, and they had a whole mantra. 0.96
00:32:03.000 It's like almost a parody of the Proud Boys.
00:32:05.000 And they have these sayings that are like Proud Boys sayings, but are about margaritas.
00:32:10.000 And I've been to a couple margarita parties, margarita boys parties at WestFest.
00:32:13.000 They don't seem to like me very much.
00:32:15.000 So... No, just the one guy.
00:32:17.000 No, there was another fight the previous year where he was mad at me for stepping down.
00:32:21.000 There's only going to be one.
00:32:25.000 So I think Trump might have been saying, look, I'm not a Proud Boys expert.
00:32:30.000 I think that's kind of what he was saying today.
00:32:32.000 So here's what I now think happened. 0.96
00:32:35.000 I think that they said white supremacists, like imagine monkeys in smoke, white supremacists, white supremacists. 0.97
00:32:40.000 What? 0.99
00:32:41.000 What?
00:32:41.000 No, I don't like him.
00:32:42.000 I don't like them.
00:32:42.000 It's like a nightmare.
00:32:44.000 A Chris Wallace, Joe Biden nightmare.
00:32:45.000 Get away. 0.73
00:32:46.000 I don't like him.
00:32:46.000 I don't like him.
00:32:48.000 Okay.
00:32:48.000 Name them.
00:32:49.000 Name them.
00:32:50.000 Okay.
00:32:50.000 Okay.
00:32:50.000 I disavow.
00:32:52.000 Stand back.
00:32:53.000 Don't do it.
00:32:54.000 Don't do it.
00:32:54.000 Stand down.
00:32:55.000 Okay.
00:32:55.000 What about names?
00:32:56.000 What about Proud Boys?
00:32:57.000 Okay.
00:32:57.000 Is that the name?
00:32:58.000 Proud Boys?
00:32:58.000 Stand down.
00:32:59.000 Stand down.
00:32:59.000 Stand by.
00:33:01.000 Stand by.
00:33:02.000 He didn't mean to say that.
00:33:03.000 He meant to say stand down any group.
00:33:05.000 I don't know the groups.
00:33:07.000 David Duke.
00:33:07.000 Stand down.
00:33:09.000 Nazis. 0.95
00:33:09.000 KKK. 0.95
00:33:10.000 Stand down.
00:33:10.000 Proud Boys.
00:33:10.000 I don't know who they are.
00:33:11.000 Stand down.
00:33:12.000 I agree with you.
00:33:14.000 But Antifa is the problem.
00:33:15.000 That's what I think happened. 0.98
00:33:17.000 Now, the interpretation from Chelsea Handler types is, he said he has an army, he told them to stand by, and they're Nazis, and if Biden wins, they're gonna kill us all. 0.98
00:33:30.000 What? 0.98
00:33:31.000 Really?
00:33:31.000 Is that gonna be worse than four months of burning your city down?
00:33:35.000 Like, you're so scared of a mythical potential problem, that when there's a fire in your face, you're like, that's... Politically, I align with that fire in my face.
00:33:46.000 Although, how many cases did we discover where people said, fucking burn it down! 0.99
00:33:51.000 And then the next tweet was, they burned my neighborhood down. 0.99
00:33:55.000 There was the guy in the gated community who said that, black aristocrat, academic.
00:33:59.000 There was the newspaper editor who said that.
00:34:02.000 There was the woman with the Black Lives Matter signs in her window. 1.00
00:34:06.000 There was like, there was several.
00:34:08.000 And those are just the famous people.
00:34:09.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet!
00:34:11.000 You never know.
00:34:14.000 Not only do I love him, he makes me love correctional officers.
00:34:17.000 You wanna watch it one more time?
00:34:17.000 I boxed one today.
00:34:19.000 No, I didn't.
00:34:19.000 I boxed with one.
00:34:21.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet!
00:34:23.000 You never know!
00:34:24.000 We have footage of that, what you apologized for, by the way.
00:34:31.000 Despite the impeachment hoax, and you saw what happened today with Hillary Clinton, where it was a whole big con job, but despite going through all of these things, where I had to fight both flanks and behind me and above, there has never been an administration
00:34:46.000 Skip to the drinking part.
00:34:47.000 Okay, here it is.
00:34:48.000 They were calling me for the first time in years.
00:34:51.000 They were calling, and they were saying, it's time maybe, and then what happened?
00:34:54.000 We got hit, but now we're building it back up again.
00:34:57.000 A rebuilding of the military, including Space Force and all of the other things.
00:35:00.000 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, pause.
00:35:02.000 Let me go get a bottle of Akers.
00:35:03.000 As you can see the difference?
00:35:05.000 Yeah.
00:35:16.000 It's pretty close, dude.
00:35:18.000 I mean, that's so much darker and clearer.
00:35:21.000 With all the differences in color and stuff.
00:35:24.000 Yeah.
00:35:25.000 I mean, nobody wrote in about it at all.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, I assumed they would.
00:35:29.000 Me too.
00:35:30.000 Nothing.
00:35:31.000 And then it was hard to not laugh.
00:35:33.000 Well, I can't believe we didn't finish that story.
00:35:35.000 So wait a minute, we have too many untied loose ends here.
00:35:39.000 So now I think that, yeah, he was just sort of saying that. 0.99
00:35:44.000 We took it as, holy shit he loves, I admit that last night I thought, holy shit he loves us, and he was saying they're not white supremacists, they rock. 0.97
00:35:54.000 Proud Boys in general, Enrique, Joe Biggs, they took it, I think they got that it could have just been a random typo, a miss, a spook, as Donald Trump Jr. 0.99
00:36:05.000 would say.
00:36:06.000 But they thought, like with this and Pepe and everything, let's have fun with it.
00:36:10.000 Let's pretend that we are ready.
00:36:12.000 It's a call to arms.
00:36:13.000 See, that's the problem with everyone I spoke to today and the left in general.
00:36:16.000 It hasn't occurred to them that there's a sense of humor to this.
00:36:20.000 There's an irony.
00:36:20.000 There's a sarcasm.
00:36:22.000 They have beat-ins where, like MS-13, they beat their whatever's, their, what do you call them in Hell's Angels when they're starting out?
00:36:34.000 Prospects.
00:36:34.000 They beat their prospects.
00:36:37.000 No, dude, we play the game safety slug, which I played in high school, where if you fart or burp and don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you till you can name five breakfast cereals. 0.76
00:36:47.000 That's the origin of that deep, dark, sinister tradition.
00:36:55.000 Write that down, Ryan, as a potential hot clip.
00:36:58.000 That was pretty cool.
00:37:01.000 Um,
00:37:02.000 So now I believe it was a Trump typo.
00:37:06.000 Odds are pretty high, like 68, no sorry, 78%.
00:37:09.000 Odds are 22% that he meant what I thought he meant. 0.98
00:37:17.000 I would say the Proud Boys joking about it are 88% having fun and joking around and they know it's not, hey guys, when you get this bad signal, it's time to kill everyone. 0.86
00:37:32.000 But the left has taken this hook, line, and sinker. 0.83
00:37:34.000 And I think the same way the Proud Boys joke about how, yeah, yeah, we're going to kill everyone on election day, I think the left is also
00:37:43.000 Not so much joking, they don't joke anymore, but knowingly saying something that's not true because it helps their agenda.
00:37:52.000 And to finish the Maker's Mark story.
00:37:54.000 So I put the apple cider and it looked too yellow. 0.83
00:37:57.000 And then I got this dumb idea.
00:37:59.000 If I pour orange juice in it, it will get less yellow because yellow plus yellow equals brownish. 0.92
00:38:06.000 Brown.
00:38:07.000 Nope.
00:38:08.000 Always laughing again.
00:38:09.000 Back to the whiskey.
00:38:11.000 Every year I get the call, California's burning.
00:38:14.000 So then I thought, I got to brown this up. 0.99
00:38:16.000 So I actually had two bottles and I told my wife, I need to find, I can't find the fucking food coloring. 0.98
00:38:21.000 She showed it to me. 0.98
00:38:22.000 I thought green, that's dark.
00:38:24.000 So I put four drops in one bottle.
00:38:27.000 It just went bright green.
00:38:29.000 St.
00:38:30.000 Patty's day green.
00:38:31.000 So that's in the fridge now.
00:38:33.000 Oh really?
00:38:34.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 I'm saying to my daughter, look, I realize this isn't the greatest sell.
00:38:38.000 It's a whiskey bottle.
00:38:39.000 It's bright green.
00:38:41.000 That is basically with a little bit of orange juice.
00:38:44.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 It's basically the cider you want.
00:38:47.000 Hit that up.
00:38:47.000 It'll be delicious.
00:38:48.000 It doesn't look good.
00:38:49.000 And the bottle doesn't look good.
00:38:50.000 The bottle looks like alcohol.
00:38:53.000 I was like, if we get pulled over, this is going to be just great.
00:38:55.000 Yeah, we can be like, what's the problem officer?
00:38:57.000 Yeah, go, go, go, go, go.
00:38:59.000 And then, uh, so then I put maple syrup in it and shook it up.
00:39:04.000 That was the grossest part.
00:39:05.000 And I went, this is working.
00:39:06.000 So then I put more maple syrup in it.
00:39:08.000 So what we were eating last night was apple cider, orange juice, and tons of maple syrup.
00:39:17.000 And it was so gross, which is why I loved giving it to Ryan every time we had to drink.
00:39:21.000 Dude, I went to bed on... maybe that's why I couldn't sleep.
00:39:24.000 It wasn't Trump mentioning Browboy Sugar. 1.00
00:39:26.000 It was because I was like Santa Claus with fucking sugar. 1.00
00:39:29.000 Yeah, I felt like I'm not supposed to eat that much sugar or drink that much sugar. 0.99
00:39:33.000 I felt like unwell.
00:39:34.000 According to whom?
00:39:36.000 Just me.
00:39:36.000 I might be diabetic.
00:39:37.000 I don't know.
00:39:38.000 But I was like, I'm gonna like pass out.
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00:41:28.000 All right, we've got some funny stuff to talk about.
00:41:34.000 I think there's gonna be still a little bit more Proud Boy stuff.
00:41:36.000 Sorry, it's the number one trending topic in the world.
00:41:42.000 Forgive me if I dwell on it just a tiny bit longer.
00:41:45.000 And then we will start taking calls.
00:41:48.000 I pray that the calls don't ask us if we heard the part in the debates when Trump said, actually you're on number two.
00:41:56.000 If you're planning to wait on hold and tell us that, I'm going to get your number. 0.99
00:42:03.000 I have the thing where you can trace the number back and I'm going to come to your house and kill all of your family and your friends, but not you. 1.00
00:42:12.000 Oh, I see. 1.00
00:42:13.000 Yeah.
00:42:13.000 Now that's how guys talk.
00:42:14.000 I'm just gonna break your legs. 1.00
00:42:16.000 So as you recover from your broken legs, you'll have to deal with, you know, the deaths of everyone around you. 0.98
00:42:20.000 And you'll be left saying, I want to be a woman.
00:42:26.000 Why do you have that? 0.76
00:42:27.000 That should just be toad. 1.00
00:42:28.000 Dinesh should be pure toad. 0.85
00:42:30.000 What if I were to say I want to be a toad? 0.83
00:42:34.000 I love it.
00:42:35.000 It's like Marcus Epstein saying, Licko, why are you continually using a word that is your least good word?
00:42:42.000 It's the best one.
00:42:43.000 It's like me and a Bonama bowl.
00:42:45.000 I feel like I'm a toad.
00:42:46.000 Drop it from your vocabulary. 0.99
00:42:48.000 There's crazy dead athletes who's a toad. 0.92
00:42:51.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.97
00:43:04.000 I'm feeling strong about it, right?