Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #73 - VETERAN'S DAY

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00:04:42.000 hanks beardvet.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders bubba and hanks.com promo code gavin 20 off all orders thank you for your service beard vet and bubbin hanks god bless our troops i should be wearing um the our military helmet right oh good idea it's veterans day yes by the way i was in a bar all day as you can tell by my inebriation he says as you can tell by my inebriation um and

00:05:43.000 um the family watches a war movie every veterans day a good one obviously and uh it was a little bit rich at the beginning with my seven-year-old wow that that uh storming the beach in normandy that was i think 4,000

00:06:01.000 dead that was not pretty but after that it gets pretty good I mean it's always good but it gets pretty palatable for a seven-year-old and I just I want the kids to know what these fuckers went through it was unfathomable it was unfathomable look at the way we talk about traffic or or gallstones like what these soldiers have been through,

00:06:31.000 and for what? 0.98

00:06:33.000 Someone said, We want you to support our country.

00:06:36.000 Okay, how are the decisions made?

00:06:39.000 Well, a lot of them are bad decisions.

00:06:40.000 All right.

00:06:41.000 Are they mostly good decisions?

00:06:43.000 Yeah.

00:06:44.000 They mostly declare American independence and are good for America.

00:06:49.000 Okay, well, I'll take the crunchy with the smooth.

00:06:51.000 I'll do the Obama with the Reagan, and I'll do them all. 0.61

00:06:55.000 I'll just take it on the chin for 10 presidents. 0.58

00:06:59.000 I might go to three out of ten shitty wars, but I'll do it because I love this country. 0.84

00:07:07.000 I mean, it goes military cops firemen, or maybe military fireman, cops. 0.80

00:07:13.000 But the rest of us, can we just like sit in awe, please?

00:07:17.000 Can we not scoff?

00:07:19.000 Can we not roll our eyes at people braver than us?

00:07:22.000 That's all I ask.

00:07:23.000 I don't ask you to serve in the military. 1.00

00:07:25.000 I know you don't have the balls. 1.00

00:07:27.000 I don't have the balls. 1.00

00:07:28.000 But the eye rolling is what bothers me. 0.99

00:07:32.000 The lack of reverence and the lack of attention today to Veterans Day. 0.96

00:07:37.000 Ryan, your dad was in Vietnam killing white people. 0.65

00:07:41.000 My dad was not. 0.95

00:07:42.000 What was he, the top gook in all of Vietnam? 1.00

00:07:45.000 I don't know if that is a position, but he was not present in the wars.

00:07:51.000 So your dad was Japanese.

00:07:53.000 First of all, your Vietnamese grandfather was out there killing white people. 1.00

00:07:57.000 And then your Japanese dad was, what did he do? 0.84

00:08:00.000 Bomb Pearl Harbor?

00:08:02.000 No, he was of the race of people that did bomb Pearl Harbor, but he did not.

00:08:09.000 He's alive, so he didn't kamakaze into the Pearl Harbor.

00:08:15.000 But my grandfather did serve on our side, America.

00:08:19.000 The Puerto Rican guy.

00:08:20.000 Yes.

00:08:21.000 In the Vietnam, in the Nam.

00:08:23.000 In the Nam. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Shit. 1.00

00:08:25.000 God, I was watching Saving Private Ryan tonight, and they're showing them Storm Normandy. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Storm Normandy.

00:08:30.000 Stormandy.

00:08:31.000 And I'm just like, can we not fucking have some planes? 0.96

00:08:35.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Like, I'm watching these men get deteriorated, fucking just full of holes. 0.99

00:08:41.000 I'm like, can a plane not come up? 1.00

00:08:44.000 What was the story there?

00:08:45.000 I think they were...

00:08:46.000 There's aerial battles all over the place, right?

00:08:48.000 There's a scene in the movie where Tom Hanks looks over.

00:08:52.000 I think it's at the pilots that could have been saving their lives.

00:08:55.000 And they're eating roast beef sandwiches.

00:08:57.000 Wow.

00:08:58.000 You know that everything in that movie came from, you know, real accounts.

00:09:02.000 You can just tell.

00:09:03.000 Except there's this one scene where this Jewish guy, he gets like a Nazi knife off of someone, and he starts going, mm-hmm.

00:09:12.000 And my understanding was we didn't really know what they were doing to the Jews until like post-end of war. 0.98

00:09:21.000 So like 1946, we went, what the fuck, the Holocaust? 0.97

00:09:27.000 And saw the pictures and the starving people, and we were disgusted and mortified, obviously, as one should be. 1.00

00:09:32.000 But as far as like, I'm going to go there to save the Jews, I don't think that's what it was about.

00:09:37.000 But you watch movies like Captain America and he's like, what's going on with the Jews? 0.97

00:09:41.000 Oh, they're being gassed in the future.

00:09:44.000 Okay, I'm going to go there and prevent that.

00:09:48.000 So there's a couple corny scenes like that. 1.00

00:09:50.000 But outside of that, what a fucking movie. 0.99

00:09:53.000 And no, I do not want any kind of recognition for watching it many times, including stoned and watching with my family. 0.99

00:10:01.000 Save your recognition for the actual vets.

00:10:04.000 Yes, I appreciate it.

00:10:08.000 And yes, you're welcome for my service.

00:10:14.000 I don't know how I feel about this particular genre of comedy.

00:10:18.000 I don't know how they'd feel.

00:10:19.000 It's a little shaky.

00:10:21.000 What I said to my grandfather today, because I think I'm every veterans today, but I shook it up this time.

00:10:26.000 I said, I just want to thank you for your strength and your courage and your bravery and your sacrifice.

00:10:32.000 He's like, thank you, Papy.

00:10:33.000 I was like, and that's just for dealing with me.

00:10:36.000 And he laughed very hard.

00:10:37.000 He wasn't.

00:10:38.000 Nice David Letterman after your joke.

00:10:42.000 So we have a great show for you tonight.

00:10:49.000 Apparently there was air support.

00:10:52.000 There was air support.

00:10:52.000 There were 26 squadrons of Typhoons on D-Day.

00:10:54.000 They provided support for the mission.

00:10:55.000 I think they were ordered to take out communications and communications and transport targets as a priority.

00:11:00.000 My grandfather strafed trains in a Spitfire.

00:11:03.000 Where were you in the movie I saw tonight?

00:11:06.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:11:07.000 That does make sense, though, right? 0.95

00:11:08.000 Just bomb those bunkers. 0.96

00:11:10.000 They're right there. 0.98

00:11:11.000 They slayed, I think, 4,000 men.

00:11:13.000 Normandy overall, I think it was June, July, August.

00:11:17.000 I think it was three months.

00:11:18.000 And we lost 72,000 men.

00:11:22.000 Now, not we.

00:11:23.000 That's Canada, Britain, and America. 0.99

00:11:26.000 But that's still more than American soldiers lost in fucking all of Vietnam. 0.98

00:11:33.000 Vietnam was 60,000. 0.99

00:11:36.000 Omaha Beach.

00:11:38.000 What a nightmare. 1.00

00:11:41.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:11:43.000 And then we have 2020 when people talk about how they were made to feel uncomfortable in the workplace. 1.00

00:11:52.000 Someone ogled their buns. 0.65

00:11:54.000 Imagine these guys being told that you're going to live, but someone will ogle your buns in the workplace. 1.00

00:12:02.000 What a fucking pussy generation, huh? 1.00

00:12:07.000 Maybe we should call my dad. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Let's call dad, shall we?

00:12:13.000 He needs his own show.

00:12:14.000 A lot of people are big fans of dad.

00:12:16.000 I like calling him at this time of night because I know there's no way on God's green earth he could be sober.

00:12:22.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:12:26.000 Let's give him a ring.

00:12:49.000 Sounds promising.

00:12:50.000 The last ring sounded long.

00:12:52.000 Oh, now it's sounding bad.

00:12:54.000 There was a breakup and it went now.

00:12:58.000 It sounds good again.

00:12:59.000 No, now it sounds bad.

00:13:04.000 Hi, it's Floraine here.

00:13:06.000 Leave your name and number, and I'll call you back.

00:13:09.000 Thanks a lot.

00:13:10.000 Bye.

00:13:15.000 After leaving a message, you can hang up or press pound for more options.

00:13:20.000 Hey, mom.

00:13:21.000 Um, sorry to bother you.

00:13:24.000 This is not a big deal, but um.

00:13:28.000 We...

00:13:29.000 I think I miscarried.

00:13:32.000 I was running really, really fast, and I tripped, and I hit my belly on a stump.

00:13:37.000 And I... 0.95

00:13:39.000 I had a bowel movement that felt very sort of organic and not shit-related. 0.97

00:13:47.000 Anyway, this is not your problem. 0.92

00:13:48.000 I'm sorry, Cald.

00:13:49.000 I'm sorry, Cald.

00:13:51.000 So that might get her problem.

00:13:53.000 We don't know.

00:13:55.000 We don't know.

00:13:56.000 Is that something you do?

00:13:59.000 What do you mean?

00:14:00.000 Was that the kind of like first go-head for a joke like that where you fake cry and pretend you had a miscarriage?

00:14:05.000 I've never done that particular bit before, but.

00:14:07.000 Okay.

00:14:09.000 It's kind of fun.

00:14:10.000 I kind of want to call my brother.

00:14:11.000 My dad will do that to my brother.

00:14:12.000 He'll be like, Kyle, call me back.

00:14:14.000 I'm not going to make it.

00:14:16.000 I need your help.

00:14:17.000 No.

00:14:18.000 And then my brother will, you know, run from the bar and call him in an alleyway and be like, so what's up, my man?

00:14:25.000 How are we doing?

00:14:27.000 Dad, I thought you were stabbed in the neck.

00:14:30.000 Oh, I could have been.

00:14:33.000 I might be.

00:14:36.000 Let me see.

00:14:37.000 I'm trying to connect with the callers.

00:14:40.000 As we promised.

00:14:41.000 We have a lot of.

00:14:44.000 There's a lot of gossip.

00:14:47.000 The NDP party in many campaigns.

00:14:49.000 I don't think they could hear you.

00:14:52.000 The NDP Party is spending their whole fact that Proud Boys are a white supremacist group of Canada.

00:15:03.000 And they have to prevent that from happening again, I guess.

00:15:09.000 And there are 300 white supremacist groups in Canada.

00:15:14.000 300? 1.00

00:15:15.000 You must be counting every single fucking tweet. 1.00

00:15:18.000 Every person's a group? 1.00

00:15:19.000 Every, every, everything.

00:15:22.000 Every, everything.

00:15:25.000 People are hating this.

00:15:27.000 What?

00:15:28.000 The sound?

00:15:29.000 Like this?

00:15:30.000 Yeah.

00:15:30.000 I'm fixing a microphone, dickweeds.

00:15:32.000 We have to make that often?

00:15:36.000 No, I'm a people, so I just figured.

00:15:39.000 Oh.

00:15:40.000 So when you say people are hating this, you mean you?

00:15:43.000 Yeah, but we get like thousands of people. 0.63

00:15:44.000 Well, I hate a lot of people, and that lot of people is you. 0.96

00:15:48.000 Ouch. 0.98

00:15:49.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:15:51.000 I wish that wasn't the drop that happened.

00:15:54.000 So yeah.

00:15:58.000 Veterans Day, incredible day.

00:16:01.000 And let's just separate it from politics.

00:16:04.000 Separate it from, I didn't like that war.

00:16:05.000 I didn't like Vietnam. 0.97

00:16:07.000 Imagine your job is to go to work where you can die.

00:16:10.000 Now, cops have that. 0.99

00:16:12.000 What about black people? 1.00

00:16:13.000 Every time they get in their car, they could die. 1.00

00:16:15.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:16:16.000 That's not true. 1.00

00:16:17.000 Firemen, yes, they can die. 0.99

00:16:19.000 And I definitely have them in a category way the fuck above me. 0.99

00:16:24.000 But soldiers, they're even above that. 1.00

00:16:28.000 And these pussies who criticize them or criticize anything about them, they're just pure cowardice. 0.99

00:16:36.000 Like it's a level of courage we can't imagine. 0.99

00:16:38.000 Literally can't imagine. 0.99

00:16:40.000 I can't imagine with my gun going over, you know, the fucking sand dune, the grassy knoll, the hump in the land, knowing that I could just fucking get drilled at any moment. 0.98

00:16:54.000 And they weren't all single men. 0.99

00:16:56.000 Like, they had kids.

00:16:58.000 They had mommies. 1.00

00:17:00.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:17:01.000 They talk about George Floyd called out for his mother. 1.00

00:17:04.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 All 4,000 of the men killed on the beaches of Normandy called out for their mother as they died.

00:17:10.000 No, I don't want to look like that.

00:17:11.000 Why was this not all over the media today?

00:17:14.000 I checked Twitter moments, and Veterans Day came up zero times.

00:17:18.000 Now, I checked the hashtags, right?

00:17:21.000 Trending.

00:17:21.000 Veterans Day was the number one hashtag.

00:17:24.000 But isn't that the people doing that?

00:17:27.000 Like, why wasn't the number one trend on Twitter Veterans Day?

00:17:33.000 Because of Trump?

00:17:35.000 Because Trump was in World War II? 1.00

00:17:40.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:17:42.000 The other funny thing is, too, they trivialize military service, but they also shit on Trump for not serving. 1.00

00:17:53.000 You can't have it both ways.

00:17:55.000 I get the whole, like, why didn't Trump serve?

00:17:57.000 I understand that.

00:17:59.000 But, so you like people that serve now?

00:18:03.000 Veterans Day giveaway.

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00:18:11.000 Okay.

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00:18:38.000 We love the vets.

00:18:40.000 We love the vets.

00:18:42.000 Love the vets.

00:18:44.000 Great guys.

00:18:45.000 You wouldn't even believe it.

00:18:46.000 I mean, you look at the numbers.

00:18:48.000 You know, when we got...

00:18:51.000 Who were Al Kabadi Badaghi, whatever it was.

00:18:54.000 Bagdaddy. 0.94

00:18:56.000 You'd think they'd go through the front door.

00:18:58.000 They didn't.

00:18:59.000 They went through this side.

00:19:01.000 Remember that?

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 Knock knock, you would think they made.

00:19:07.000 And this dog, this beautiful dog, I mean, the coat was pretty great.

00:19:13.000 I mean, it was great.

00:19:14.000 It was good.

00:19:15.000 I like when he does like the big language.

00:19:17.000 He's like, these are great men, these big brawny men with the arms.

00:19:22.000 I was listening to a great Dave Smith sat in the car today.

00:19:25.000 And he's like, I don't like politicians at all.

00:19:29.000 I hate the government.

00:19:29.000 I Feel the same way as Dave.

00:19:31.000 I hate the fucking government. 1.00

00:19:32.000 I hate Republicans. 1.00

00:19:33.000 I hate conservatives. 1.00

00:19:34.000 I hate liberals. 0.98

00:19:35.000 I don't like the government.

00:19:36.000 I don't want it to be there.

00:19:37.000 I want the White House to be gone.

00:19:40.000 Military police, yes.

00:19:42.000 Infrastructure, sort of.

00:19:44.000 No, no, not really.

00:19:45.000 We'll pay tolls. 1.00

00:19:47.000 But otherwise, I hate fucking politicians. 1.00

00:19:52.000 I hate the government. 1.00

00:19:54.000 What are you doing there?

00:19:57.000 Oh, the TriCaster is already getting hot.

00:20:02.000 But he was saying, you know, the amazing thing about Trump is like, he doesn't have a script.

00:20:07.000 Like, name another politician that says, what now?

00:20:12.000 And there really isn't one.

00:20:14.000 What now?

00:20:16.000 What now?

00:20:17.000 And then someone will yell out, I'm doing Dave Smith's bid.

00:20:19.000 I'm stealing it.

00:20:20.000 China.

00:20:21.000 And then he'll go, China.

00:20:24.000 And he'll do a whole spiel on China.

00:20:26.000 He did like an improv thing?

00:20:28.000 Like, could I get a name on the night?

00:20:29.000 That's the thing.

00:20:30.000 His whole election, his whole presidency is improv.

00:20:34.000 That's pretty great.

00:20:36.000 I need an occupation and a name.

00:20:38.000 What do you get?

00:20:41.000 All right, let's do some calls.

00:20:42.000 I'm doing calls.

00:20:44.000 We have a lot of news to cover, and we will have Election Gate covered tomorrow.

00:20:48.000 But let's save that for the main shows.

00:20:51.000 And on these free shows, I want to catch up on some calls.

00:20:56.000 All right.

00:20:57.000 So we got...

00:20:58.000 Oh, it has a veteran right here in the title.

00:21:03.000 Hopefully it's a real veteran.

00:21:06.000 We don't.

00:21:08.000 Are you going to quiz them, guys?

00:21:09.000 $2 is pretty rare.

00:21:10.000 I'd say so.

00:21:14.000 What's up, guys?

00:21:14.000 You're on the line.

00:21:15.000 Hey, man.

00:21:19.000 Just calling in about the Senate war.

00:21:24.000 Here in North Carolina, Tom Tillis, he, I guess, officially, if you will, won today.

00:21:31.000 Cal Cunningham, the Democrat, conceded.

00:21:34.000 So that's a plus for the Senate race.

00:21:38.000 So I guess it comes down to Georgia as far as control of the Senate. 0.98

00:21:42.000 But military thing, and they give Donald Trump shit about shin splints or whatever that he got deferments from Vietnam. 0.98

00:21:54.000 But Biden, I believe he got deferments for asthma. 0.99

00:22:03.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:22:04.000 All politicians got out of war.

00:22:09.000 Yep.

00:22:10.000 I don't like it.

00:22:11.000 It's absolutely nuts.

00:22:14.000 What's your military history?

00:22:18.000 I was in the Air Force for six years, 4-0.

00:22:21.000 I was a medical technician.

00:22:22.000 I was a medic in the Air Force.

00:22:24.000 I spent two years in Europe and Germany.

00:22:27.000 I did a year tour in Korea.

00:22:29.000 Then did a year at Charleston Air Force Base in South Carolina.

00:22:32.000 And did my final year at Pope Army Airfield, Fort Bragg, North Carolina.

00:22:37.000 So what's that like?

00:22:39.000 You don't have to fly a plane.

00:22:40.000 You sit in planes?

00:22:44.000 No, no.

00:22:45.000 Well, could be doing a lot of different things.

00:22:49.000 We did a lot of general practice where we see patients on a daily basis.

00:22:55.000 We can do flight ops, taking people back and forth.

00:23:01.000 Did a lot of that in Europe coming from theater to Launch Dool, which is the regional hospital there in Europe.

00:23:09.000 And they can do surgeries there and or bring back people to stateside, to Walter Reed, or bigger military hospitals.

00:23:18.000 It sounds like it was pretty easy, though.

00:23:20.000 There was never anything major.

00:23:22.000 You never had a guy who had his leg blown off.

00:23:26.000 I'm not trivializing your service.

00:23:27.000 I'm just curious.

00:23:28.000 I'm just trivializing your service.

00:23:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, certainly.

00:23:32.000 No, no, no.

00:23:34.000 You know, certainly saw a lot of it.

00:23:36.000 Guys coming back from theater with horrible injuries and stuff.

00:23:42.000 Coming back from where?

00:23:44.000 Still currently in the army.

00:23:46.000 Coming back from the theater, Iraq and Afghanistan.

00:23:50.000 That's called the theater?

00:23:51.000 Theater of war?

00:23:54.000 Yeah.

00:23:56.000 They call it being in theater when somebody's in an act of war zone.

00:24:02.000 Like you're like the Pacific Theater?

00:24:05.000 Don't you think that we have these low death tolls with the Middle East, and then we have obviously a high death toll in the Civil War with 620,000.

00:24:14.000 But you look at the numbers, and so many of those guys died of dysentery and shrapnel and infection.

00:24:19.000 Maybe these modern wars are just as bad as the Civil War, but our medicine is so good that it's giving us a funny count.

00:24:29.000 Certainly.

00:24:30.000 And, you know, there's a lot more people are living today because of medical advancements.

00:24:37.000 And they kind of refer to it as the golden hour.

00:24:40.000 If somebody's able to get to a trauma hospital, whether that be at Bogram Airfield or somewhere where there's a trauma hospital basically, and is able to receive care within the golden hour, they generally, I think it's like a 50% chance of living,

00:24:57.000 which is very good if you have massive internal injuries or losing limbs, that kind of thing.

00:25:03.000 Well, as someone who served in Saving Private Ryan now twice, at least twice, maybe probably three or four times, I noticed in the movie that they have mere seconds to survive.

00:25:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:22.000 And we certainly look up to you as Captain of the Castle.

00:25:29.000 This is going way too far.

00:25:30.000 This is my most uncomfortable joke.

00:25:35.000 Well, you won.

00:25:36.000 Yeah, you won, sir.

00:25:39.000 You won a Bubbin Hanks gift card, two free beard vet coffee bags and beard equipment.

00:25:48.000 And you can grow a beard at any time, by the way.

00:25:50.000 You don't have to have a beard today.

00:25:52.000 You won a Johnny Apple CBD prize pack, and that's it.

00:25:57.000 Yeah.

00:25:59.000 Well, I do appreciate It guys, we appreciate you, sir.

00:26:03.000 Ryan, you got his number?

00:26:04.000 I do.

00:26:04.000 Certainly.

00:26:05.000 I will contact you after the show.

00:26:06.000 All right, buddy.

00:26:07.000 Thank you for your service.

00:26:08.000 Thank you for your service.

00:26:08.000 Sounds good.

00:26:09.000 Certainly.

00:26:10.000 Thanks, guys.

00:26:12.000 Oh, wow.

00:26:13.000 I didn't like that one. 0.88

00:26:14.000 That one stunk.

00:26:15.000 So, thank you for your services.

00:26:17.000 That's you know, T-Y-F-Y-S, if we want to keep it a little shorter, because I feel like there's going to be a lot of that. 1.00

00:26:22.000 T-Y-F-S-Y-S. 1.00

00:26:24.000 Put in T-Y for your service, T-Y-F-Y-S, and we'll skip right to you. 1.00

00:26:30.000 T-Y-F-Y-S. 1.00

00:26:32.000 That's the kind of guys we are. 1.00

00:26:35.000 You risked your life to protect America, even with an asshole president. 1.00

00:26:41.000 We are willing to jump a call. 1.00

00:26:43.000 So we're basically the same.

00:26:45.000 We're skipping Charlie because we know what that means.

00:26:48.000 He's the enemy.

00:26:48.000 His name is Charlie.

00:26:50.000 Seeing your wife and kids for a year, we're willing to click a button on our mouse.

00:26:56.000 Sounds the same to me.

00:26:58.000 Kevin.

00:27:01.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:27:02.000 What's up, dude?

00:27:05.000 Hey, you know, it's really hard being a veteran walking around seeing all these civilians and knowing, you know, they've never been through it.

00:27:13.000 You know, they've never watched Apocalypse Announce Surround Sound.

00:27:19.000 They'll never know what it's really like.

00:27:21.000 I know how you feel, my friend.

00:27:22.000 As a fellow war movie vet, we both are in a different group, a different dimension almost.

00:27:32.000 And you know what the worst part for guys like you and me who've watched tons of war movies is we try to get back after we watch the movie, we try to get back into society and we're like, you haven't seen it.

00:27:44.000 You can't relate.

00:27:46.000 I don't know you.

00:27:47.000 We're forgotten, man.

00:27:51.000 Well, all we can do is text them the movie recommendations.

00:27:55.000 Like, what was the most recent one I liked?

00:27:59.000 The one where they're in that pit with the mountains on the page?

00:28:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:03.000 The pit one.

00:28:04.000 I just sent it to Maddie O'Dell.

00:28:07.000 1917?

00:28:08.000 No, it's not.

00:28:09.000 No, that was brutal, too, and I can't believe I survived it.

00:28:12.000 It was fantastic.

00:28:13.000 I told you, man, you got to watch it in theaters.

00:28:15.000 Because it's basically like you're there.

00:28:17.000 But what's the one?

00:28:20.000 The Outpost.

00:28:22.000 That's actually playing in the middle.

00:28:23.000 Where Clines would use guys that were there in the movie.

00:28:26.000 Why doesn't he get more accolades for that? 0.98

00:28:28.000 That's a fucking badass thing to do. 0.97

00:28:30.000 He made a whole movie about that train fight with the jihadists, and he used the guys. 0.98

00:28:37.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

00:28:40.000 All right, thanks for calling.

00:28:41.000 Next call.

00:28:43.000 Okay, here we go.

00:28:44.000 There's a call from a fellow vet from my tier of vets.

00:28:46.000 We should have our own Veterans Day.

00:28:49.000 Like, I understand soldiers want theirs, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:52.000 That's great.

00:28:53.000 But what about war movie buffs like me and the trauma we've gone through? 0.99

00:28:58.000 I was bawling my fucking eyes out like a whore at the beginning. 1.00

00:29:03.000 The beginning of the movie is Private Ryan going to his, not his grave, obviously, but the grave of the people who brought him home. 1.00

00:29:13.000 Like, that's 10 seconds into the movie.

00:29:16.000 And I was just like, and I look over at my son, my middle son, and he's looking at me. 0.99

00:29:21.000 And it's weird to see your dad cry, obviously, especially when he's a dick to you 99% of the day. 0.96

00:29:27.000 And he sees me going, and then I noticed he was going like this. 0.98

00:29:33.000 He was doing my cry face. 1.00

00:29:35.000 You fucking dad. 1.00

00:29:40.000 He's like, that's a win. 1.00

00:29:43.000 Air Force veteran here.

00:29:47.000 T-Y-F-Y-S. 1.00

00:29:51.000 Air Force vet, go ahead.

00:29:55.000 Hey, this is Lighthouse Tom.

00:29:57.000 Hi, we have to keep him on.

00:29:59.000 Oh, my God.

00:29:59.000 Were you an Air Force vet?

00:30:02.000 Yeah, I'm an Air Force veteran.

00:30:05.000 All right.

00:30:06.000 Promise.

00:30:07.000 I was also in Germany.

00:30:09.000 Really?

00:30:11.000 Yeah, and I want to thank you guys for your service.

00:30:16.000 Really?

00:30:16.000 You look up to us as war movie watchers.

00:30:21.000 No, that's so awesome.

00:30:23.000 But I was going to say that when people say that to me, it's natural to say thank you.

00:30:30.000 But instead, I say it was my privilege and an honor.

00:30:34.000 And you should see how that throws them, man.

00:30:37.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:30:39.000 Assuming that you're telling the truth, I don't think you should say you're welcome or even thank you.

00:30:48.000 I mean, you put your life on the line.

00:30:50.000 My privilege.

00:30:51.000 Yeah, yes, I did.

00:30:55.000 You know, and it was an honor.

00:30:56.000 That's great.

00:30:58.000 But I wanted to talk about a couple other things.

00:31:00.000 One thing is that I had to ask you, Gavin, when you're in the gym, right?

00:31:06.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:31:06.000 Is there still that whole thing with holding onto your jizz so you have more stamina? 0.89

00:31:11.000 Yeah.

00:31:13.000 I mean, they still do that.

00:31:14.000 I mean, guys talk to you about that?

00:31:17.000 No, no, I don't.

00:31:18.000 That has nothing to do with my gym.

00:31:19.000 That's a Proud Boys thing.

00:31:20.000 We discovered that when you don't beat off, your marriage is better, sex is better, your relationships are better.

00:31:28.000 And I've noticed with millennials, it gets them off the couch. 1.00

00:31:31.000 Yeah.

00:31:33.000 I had a girlfriend who used to say to me, don't you dare do that. 0.97

00:31:36.000 And so when I didn't, and after three days, man, I was all over her. 0.97

00:31:41.000 Yeah, now the problem with all this Zoom shit with school is I'm never alone with my wife. 1.00

00:31:46.000 I used to get a whole Wednesday where I could have lingerie, whatever I wanted, and I would shoot a load that would burn holes in the wall. 0.98

00:31:54.000 And now I'm never alone in the house.

00:31:58.000 So, shish. 0.92

00:32:02.000 It makes it very uncomfortable in the workplace.

00:32:05.000 Because that energy is good.

00:32:06.000 I did another thing.

00:32:08.000 You guys, a couple of weeks ago, you were talking about what your spirit animal might be.

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:14.000 You know, your spirit animal?

00:32:16.000 Yes.

00:32:16.000 And I went and did one of those goofy tests on BuzzFeed.

00:32:21.000 And I found, you know, I pretended I was Gavin.

00:32:24.000 I pretended I was you, Ryan.

00:32:25.000 Nice.

00:32:26.000 And it turns out, Gavin, you know what you are?

00:32:28.000 You know what a spirit animal is?

00:32:30.000 A sea otter?

00:32:31.000 You're a lion.

00:32:32.000 Nice.

00:32:33.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:32:34.000 That guy's cool.

00:32:35.000 Rion.

00:32:36.000 Yeah.

00:32:36.000 I don't think you take pride.

00:32:39.000 The Rion has any natural predators, does he?

00:32:43.000 Can a rhino even beat up a lion?

00:32:45.000 The lion is the king.

00:32:46.000 The lion is the king.

00:32:48.000 In fact, it says: you take pride in your friends and family and will protect them at all costs.

00:32:54.000 You're a natural-born leader.

00:32:56.000 You have a strong distaste for ineffective leadership in others, and you're not afraid to challenge the status quo.

00:33:03.000 That's your characteristics.

00:33:05.000 Now, Ryan, guess what you came up as?

00:33:09.000 Something small and weird. 0.81

00:33:11.000 You're a spray animal. 0.98

00:33:12.000 That's a fang. 0.96

00:33:14.000 A penguin. 0.99

00:33:15.000 Ryan, you are a meerkat. 1.00

00:33:19.000 Oh, fucking. 1.00

00:33:20.000 That's way worse. 1.00

00:33:22.000 Is that real?

00:33:22.000 Oh, it's cool.

00:33:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:24.000 Meerkats are cool.

00:33:27.000 This is as cool as a lion.

00:33:28.000 All right, so what is the meerkat about? 1.00

00:33:31.000 He sucks. 0.99

00:33:32.000 You are talkative, friendly, and funny. 1.00

00:33:35.000 You are intelligent and capable of accomplishing just about anything, but you often struggle with knowing exactly what that is. 0.89

00:33:45.000 Fucking good. 0.92

00:33:46.000 This guy's good. 0.95

00:33:49.000 And, you know, so listen, listen, thank you guys for your service.

00:33:52.000 I love your show so much.

00:33:54.000 It's really a pleasure talking to you.

00:33:57.000 I'm telling you, Gavin, you got to read my lighthouse story.

00:34:00.000 Come on.

00:34:01.000 Well, if there's one day, I'll give you the time of day.

00:34:04.000 It's Veterans Day.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, we'll check that out.

00:34:06.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:34:10.000 Who's our next vet?

00:34:12.000 Let's see.

00:34:13.000 You know, I was at a bar today.

00:34:16.000 Actually, all day. 0.99

00:34:17.000 And did I already say there was no veteran shit? 0.99

00:34:20.000 I did that, right? 0.99

00:34:21.000 And then I'm talking to this dude.

00:34:23.000 I'm talking to Maddie.

00:34:24.000 And it comes up.

00:34:25.000 Bars in New York are going to be closing at 10 p.m.

00:34:29.000 Yep.

00:34:30.000 Starting like, I think Monday.

00:34:31.000 Oh, really?

00:34:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:32.000 Yeah.

00:34:33.000 Closing at 10 p.m. 0.83

00:34:38.000 Like it's not shitty enough.

00:34:41.000 And there's a thing where, like, say you want to get on a flight.

00:34:45.000 You come back and they take your home phone number, not your cell number, your home phone number.

00:34:51.000 So say you get a round trip to Florida, which, by the way, the flights are 20 bucks.

00:34:56.000 So you fly to Florida, you come back, they get your home phone number, they check it while you're there.

00:35:03.000 And then you have to stay there for two weeks.

00:35:08.000 I've done a test three days before the flight in Florida.

00:35:15.000 And if it's negative, if it's positive, actually I don't really understand this.

00:35:20.000 I shouldn't be talking.

00:35:21.000 But yeah, there's so many intricate details that I don't even understand how you could possibly do a round-trip ticket.

00:35:30.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:35:36.000 Okay, we have a...

00:35:37.000 Well, I really blew that.

00:35:38.000 Veteran on the line.

00:35:39.000 No, I'm interested.

00:35:39.000 Well, now I've got to look it up.

00:35:42.000 Paige.

00:35:45.000 Hey, hey, hey, go, go.

00:35:48.000 Uhuru.

00:35:50.000 Uhuru.

00:35:51.000 Hey, hey. 0.94

00:35:53.000 Gavin, I got to tell you, my friend, frigging, as a Marine veteran, I've been to Iraq several times. 0.81

00:35:59.000 I've been to Afghanistan several times. 0.99

00:36:01.000 This shtick of thank you for your service is fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:36:04.000 Just keep at it. 0.99

00:36:05.000 It's hilarious.

00:36:07.000 Ryan, I got to tell you, man, I'm sorry to hear that your dad kamikaze himself.

00:36:10.000 Is that why he was never around?

00:36:12.000 That's very funny, but untrue.

00:36:14.000 Go ahead.

00:36:17.000 One thing that I've got to look up, one of the best reproductions of my experience in Iraq is HBO series What Generation Kill.

00:36:28.000 You got to watch that one.

00:36:29.000 That has, for me, the most realistic depiction of my time in Iraq. 0.99

00:36:37.000 So check that shit out. 0.99

00:36:39.000 It's freaking awesome. 0.99

00:36:44.000 I got one favor and one question for you, an idea for you.

00:36:49.000 I'm an old school punk rocker as well.

00:36:51.000 I grew up listening to the germ, freaking dead Kennedys.

00:36:57.000 And I'm curious, when did punk rock go from anarchy in the UK to socialism in the USA? 0.99

00:37:06.000 When the fuck did that happen? 0.91

00:37:08.000 I'd be really interested to hear like a censor presents or something like that on that, on your perspective on that. 0.99

00:37:15.000 Well, thanks for calling.

00:37:16.000 Yeah, it was pretty late in the game.

00:37:19.000 I mean, when I was a young man, punk rock was left-wing, but the right-wing was also welcome because it was no wing.

00:37:29.000 Like you had conflict, the anarcho-punk band conflict that were sort of an evolution of crass talking about the code is cut.

00:37:37.000 And it was an anti-abortion song because they were so pro-animal. 0.60

00:37:43.000 I'm not kidding.

00:37:44.000 They're so pro-animal that they ended up being pro-human and pro-life, and they were against abortion. 0.99

00:37:50.000 And then you had Gangrene with Budweiser on their fucking album covers. 0.98

00:37:56.000 And you had Forgotten Rebels doing bomb the boats and feed the fish. 0.99

00:38:01.000 Like, it was Anything Goes.

00:38:03.000 Sid Vicious had a swastika on his shirt.

00:38:07.000 And in early hardcore, in the 80s, they continued that like Anything Goes philosophy.

00:38:12.000 And then it sort of split into like crust core, grindcore, napalm death stuff, which was unintelligible.

00:38:22.000 And then there was the SoCal scene with like face-to-face or whatever the fuck they were called.

00:38:28.000 And a bunch of these bands with big board shorts on the stage. 0.69

00:38:33.000 And they started trying to do politics.

00:38:34.000 You got Bad Religion. 0.98

00:38:36.000 Maybe Bad Religion was the beginning of this shithole. 0.97

00:38:39.000 And all of a sudden, it was about political correctness. 0.94

00:38:43.000 And by the time we leaked into the late 90s, the early aughts, things were starting to stink.

00:38:50.000 But I would say punk still clung to a sense of anarchy well into the Early 2000s.

00:39:02.000 But then, I don't know, this is pre-Trump. 0.99

00:39:05.000 During Obama's presidency, I'd say, you started getting these fucking dogmatic assholes who wanted to shut you down if you didn't support the socialist status quo. 0.99

00:39:16.000 What's the band that Communism Now, Boys, that band? 0.99

00:39:23.000 Real Communism Now or something they're called?

00:39:26.000 The something boys? 0.99

00:39:28.000 The fuck are they called? 1.00

00:39:30.000 Wait, go back. 1.00

00:39:32.000 Yeah, Downtown Boys.

00:39:34.000 The Downtown Boys were really the beginning of this extremism.

00:39:39.000 Them.

00:39:40.000 Jeez.

00:39:40.000 Look at them.

00:39:42.000 Saxophone.

00:39:47.000 Great jam.

00:39:52.000 There we go.

00:39:56.000 Great drumming.

00:40:01.000 125 million Africans, what?

00:40:06.000 Oh, they're talking about neighbors?

00:40:26.000 Black Panther.

00:40:28.000 Two-pack secure.

00:40:30.000 Yo.

00:40:33.000 Well, they ruined it.

00:40:34.000 And the thing I don't get about this whole need for the band that you see to be the same politics as you is how unfun is that?

00:40:45.000 Like you're watching a band and the keyboardist, the drummer, the bassist, guitarist all feel the exact same way as you about everything.

00:40:54.000 That to me seems polluted and wrong. 1.00

00:40:57.000 Oh shit. 1.00

00:40:58.000 We're supposed to go off the air. 1.00

00:41:03.000 Can you just do a hard cut?

00:41:05.000 No, we'll end it here.

00:41:07.000 Okay.

00:41:08.000 So this is the end of the free podcast.

00:41:12.000 By the way, Ryan, we were way behind on the free podcast on iTunes.

00:41:16.000 Is that your fault?

00:41:18.000 I don't know, but like you said, 64, a couple other ones I remember putting up there, they're not there.

00:41:23.000 So I'm going to look into it.

00:41:24.000 What do you mean you don't know?

00:41:26.000 I don't know.

00:41:27.000 So you do put every episode up.

00:41:29.000 Sure do.

00:41:30.000 And then I looked at the other one.

00:41:31.000 And then there was like three of them that were not there.

00:41:33.000 So I was like, well, all right, I don't know.

00:41:35.000 But then we also did the ones I know that the reason why they weren't there, the hot tub episode.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, that was a million years ago.

00:41:42.000 And then me, like the Just Me episode.

00:41:45.000 So we didn't put those up.

00:41:46.000 Those are the only ones I didn't put up.

00:41:48.000 But those were thousands of years ago.

00:41:50.000 I'm talking about three weeks ago was not up.

00:41:54.000 Hmm.

00:41:55.000 Weird.

00:41:56.000 Which episode?

00:41:56.000 You did put it up?

00:41:57.000 Yeah.

00:41:59.000 Which episode was it?

00:42:00.000 Well, I texted you.

00:42:00.000 You said 64.

00:42:02.000 I think 64.

00:42:03.000 But that one's certainly up there.

00:42:04.000 Okay.

00:42:05.000 Anyway, that's enough free stuff.

00:42:07.000 We're going behind the paywall now.

00:42:10.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:42:33.000 Did you say something about chinks?

00:42:36.000 I don't think so.

00:42:38.000 No one really cares about you guys.

00:42:41.000 Me neither.

00:42:42.000 We don't tend to appear in songs. 0.99

00:42:44.000 Like, fucking... 0.99

00:42:46.000 I went out with my bird. 1.00

00:42:48.000 And there was tons of fucking chinks there. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Yeah, I don't see any chinks in the lyrics. 1.00

00:42:55.000 I mean, as far as world trade goes, we're a little annoyed that you guys are everywhere, but like in a pop song, a rock song, an oi song. 0.99

00:43:05.000 Fucking chinks are walking about. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Walking about. 1.00

00:43:11.000 And we got...

00:43:13.000 Let me see here.

00:43:16.000 Now I hope these are real veterans here.

00:43:20.000 I think everybody's trying to...

00:43:21.000 They're being honest because it's looking a little faster.

00:43:23.000 Here we go. 0.97

00:43:24.000 Like, stolen valor is pretty fucking rare. 0.99

00:43:26.000 That's balls. 0.99

00:43:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:28.000 It's not balls. 0.99

00:43:29.000 Every time I see it exposed, it's not balls. 1.00

00:43:32.000 It's crazy person. 0.99

00:43:33.000 Yeah.

00:43:35.000 So I think this is a veteran here.

00:43:38.000 You're on the line, sir.

00:43:40.000 Yellow.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, so anyways, what's that?

00:43:46.000 Happy to be on the show.

00:43:48.000 Thank you for having me.

00:43:48.000 Oh, cool.

00:43:49.000 Anyways, what about Fox News? 1.00

00:43:52.000 So Disney bought them, just like they bought ESPN, and then it went to shit. 1.00

00:43:57.000 It's all Social Justice Warrior crap. 0.99

00:44:00.000 When did Disney buy them? 0.99

00:44:04.000 2019.

00:44:06.000 So it seems like they pay the bills over there.

00:44:10.000 So that's why you have all the anchors that are more like models and actors just saying, okay, whatever.

00:44:16.000 Some of them are so good.

00:44:17.000 Tucker's good.

00:44:19.000 Yep.

00:44:21.000 How about that woman's face we show in the show yesterday where they go, it doesn't matter what media calls it. 1.00

00:44:28.000 You're not the president when the media calls it.

00:44:31.000 And then she does that like, what? 1.00

00:44:33.000 It's almost like our video drop.

00:44:35.000 What are you talking about?

00:44:38.000 What's your...

00:44:40.000 What's your military background?

00:44:44.000 I was a Navy cook in 2001, went in after high school.

00:44:48.000 And then I was in a car accident overseas.

00:44:51.000 I busted my knee and got out.

00:44:53.000 Huh.

00:44:54.000 And what do you do now?

00:44:55.000 Yeah, nothing.

00:44:57.000 Now I'm a respiratory therapist down in San Diego.

00:45:00.000 That's cool.

00:45:03.000 Well, thank you for your service, sir.

00:45:06.000 Hey, thanks a lot, man.

00:45:07.000 Enjoy the show.

00:45:08.000 Have a good one.

00:45:08.000 Bye.

00:45:09.000 All right.

00:45:09.000 TYFYS.

00:45:10.000 You know, another way you can tell non-stolen valor is they don't want to talk about it.

00:45:16.000 They're just like, yeah, I work with the Navy.

00:45:19.000 Yeah, I did some stuff.

00:45:20.000 I got into an accident.

00:45:21.000 Let's move on.

00:45:22.000 They're not like, I was in battalion 314. 1.00

00:45:26.000 We saw a lot of shit, man. 1.00

00:45:28.000 A lot of shit. 1.00

00:45:29.000 Once we build this new studio, I have a Vietnam vet. 1.00

00:45:32.000 My buddy's dad.

00:45:34.000 I'm going to get on.

00:45:35.000 I have a plan.

00:45:36.000 So the bar, the bar set is going to be regular people.

00:45:41.000 So it'll be, they won't be called their name, they'll be called Vietnam vet or janitor or guy who farts on Thursdays.

00:45:50.000 And then the fancy set will be celebrities, like Coulter and stuff.

00:45:57.000 And I bet you the regular dude interviews will be probably more exciting than the celebs.

00:46:05.000 True.

00:46:06.000 Like, how is Cornell West not more exciting than Maddie Odell?

00:46:15.000 Okay, we have Nick on the line.

00:46:17.000 Hello, Nick.

00:46:18.000 With some facts about Normandy.

00:46:20.000 You are not a veteran, sir, right?

00:46:21.000 And you're not claiming to be?

00:46:24.000 No, I'm not a veteran.

00:46:25.000 I actually come from a military family somewhat, though.

00:46:27.000 My dad served in Vietnam and actually received a bronze star because he was protecting an ammunition bunk on the incoming forces.

00:46:37.000 And he's from a small town in Minnesota, so that was a pretty big deal at the time.

00:46:41.000 I wasn't allowed in the service because of my asthma, unfortunately.

00:46:44.000 I tried for the Marines and the Army, but found out a little too late that I wasn't eligible, essentially.

00:46:50.000 So that's unfortunate.

00:46:52.000 Dang.

00:46:53.000 Asthma.

00:46:54.000 Isn't it funny how they won't allow trans people in the military, and everyone's mad at that?

00:47:00.000 They're like, that's transphobic.

00:47:01.000 Meanwhile, you can't get in if you have flat feet or asthma.

00:47:06.000 So they are.

00:47:09.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:47:10.000 No, no, they are strict.

00:47:14.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy, too.

00:47:15.000 It's like, how come I can't carry my inhaler around?

00:47:17.000 I mean, I have mild asthma.

00:47:18.000 It doesn't really make a lot of sense to me.

00:47:21.000 But, you know, what can you do, I guess?

00:47:23.000 But anyway, yeah, I do talk to my family a lot and friends because I have a lot of friends that are from the military.

00:47:30.000 And actually, the thing about Normandy is the reason they didn't have much air support is because the weather was so bad that day.

00:47:37.000 And they used it to their advantage, though, because the cloud was low, the wind was high, there's a lot of rain.

00:47:43.000 And the Americans, us, thought that we could use ground troops and kind of hold back their airmen.

00:47:49.000 But that also kind of fucked us, too, because we couldn't use our air supply either. 0.93

00:47:54.000 Oh, nice. 0.95

00:47:55.000 Low visibility.

00:47:57.000 What a massacre, though.

00:47:59.000 I mean, it seems like it could have been better planned.

00:48:04.000 Yeah, for sure, because, you know, we did have some paratroopers and some mortars and all that, but everything that we would send down was way off target.

00:48:12.000 And the bunkers that were designed in German, because the German had such advanced technology at the time, they were like far superior than anybody else.

00:48:20.000 They had such fortified bunkers that it was essentially impossible for us to hit on target. 0.98

00:48:28.000 But couldn't they have been, like, I know this is naive, but couldn't you have a boat that was farther away that was shooting missiles at these fucking guys that were shooting our guys? 0.99

00:48:40.000 I know that sounds retarded. 0.99

00:48:42.000 I just think at the time, our technology wasn't, you know, progressed far enough to the point where we would just be way off target.

00:48:48.000 So even if we were backed up, Dan, you know, however far away, I just think it wouldn't be accurate enough to.

00:48:55.000 But we had, like when there was the riots in New York about the Civil War, the Brits were like shooting missiles from boats into New York. 0.98

00:49:04.000 And that was whenever the fuck that was. 0.98

00:49:07.000 This is 100 years later. 0.98

00:49:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:12.000 That's just from my understanding, it's true that the technology wasn't really available. 0.99

00:49:15.000 And also the weather was shit, too. 0.96

00:49:17.000 Because the Germans, there's a famous quote actually from a German general, and he said, our tank was worth four American tanks, but the Americans had five tanks. 0.99

00:49:26.000 Huh.

00:49:28.000 Okay, thanks for the time.

00:49:29.000 We were not cranking off tanks.

00:49:32.000 I hope I'm not cutting off veterans on tonight's show.

00:49:34.000 He was not.

00:49:37.000 That's okay.

00:49:40.000 Yeah.

00:49:46.000 It's just, it's so horrific.

00:49:48.000 And as a vet of war movies, it's so hard for people like me to see all these men, innocent men, die.

00:49:58.000 And you think, you're screaming at the screen, like, shoot the guy who's shooting them.

00:50:06.000 That helps, yeah. 1.00

00:50:07.000 Bomb him. 1.00

00:50:07.000 The guy that's shooting the guys, shoot that guy. 1.00

00:50:11.000 Use the bullet thing. 0.99

00:50:12.000 There's a few scenes in.

00:50:13.000 Did you know Vin Diesel is in Saving Private Riders?

00:50:17.000 I did.

00:50:17.000 And so is Cheers Ted Danson.

00:50:20.000 Ted?

00:50:20.000 Oh, what is he?

00:50:21.000 Like an official?

00:50:22.000 Like a high-ranking, like an officer?

00:50:24.000 Well, yeah, of course he is. 0.69

00:50:25.000 He wouldn't be a freaking. 0.99

00:50:27.000 He would be some fucking front-line guy. 1.00

00:50:30.000 I'm infantryman. 1.00

00:50:31.000 Well, I'm fucking busy. 0.98

00:50:32.000 We got Lacey, veteran. 0.97

00:50:34.000 Is this true, Lacey?

00:50:37.000 Not with the false value.

00:50:40.000 No, I believe her, but this is kind of a news there, because I remember Lacey.

00:50:44.000 So it's like, you know, you never know.

00:50:46.000 Lacey, you're a vet?

00:50:49.000 I am.

00:50:50.000 Cool.

00:50:51.000 And I just want to say thank you for your service.

00:50:55.000 Nothing makes me giggle more than when you do the vet trope.

00:51:02.000 The stolen valor trope.

00:51:04.000 Well, it's not easy.

00:51:07.000 I have some, like, I think I have a spooky message from God for you.

00:51:13.000 So I was on the USS Normandy, and on every ship, we had like a memorabilia case for whatever the namesake was.

00:51:26.000 So we had a case full of like jackets and pictures and medals and rifles from the day that the Normandy beaches were stormed.

00:51:39.000 And right there on the wall was a framed poster for saving Private Ryan.

00:51:46.000 And it was signed by Tom Hanks and Steven Stielberg.

00:51:52.000 So wait, what part of that is eerie?

00:51:57.000 I think the poster is like God telling you that like you've done a good thing by watching the movie and serving your country.

00:52:07.000 Oh, I see.

00:52:08.000 So it's a message to me, Gavin McInnes.

00:52:13.000 Yeah, a spooky message from God.

00:52:17.000 Okay, that's a good theory.

00:52:23.000 I support that theory.

00:52:24.000 Thank you for calling.

00:52:26.000 You know what I was thinking about today?

00:52:29.000 Speaking of, remember we were like getting weird stone talk, even though we weren't stoned?

00:52:34.000 And we were talking about the Rolling Stones having sold their soul to the devil?

00:52:38.000 Yes. 0.99

00:52:39.000 You know that rape murders.

00:52:43.000 It's just a shadow way.

00:52:45.000 It's just a shadow way.

00:52:47.000 Yay.

00:52:50.000 So that song, the woman who's singing on it is a black woman, and she was pregnant at the time.

00:52:59.000 They woke her up in the middle of the night and said, come to our studio where we've made a deal with the devil to make a rock song. 0.99

00:53:07.000 And so she did. 0.99

00:53:09.000 And she sang her fucking heart out. 1.00

00:53:11.000 And she's like, Ray, Prime! 1.00

00:53:14.000 It's just a shadow way.

00:53:16.000 It's just a shadow way.

00:53:19.000 She was pregnant at the time.

00:53:23.000 Like, bursting, obese pregnant. 1.00

00:53:26.000 And she had a miscarriage.

00:53:28.000 Whoa.

00:53:29.000 From screaming so much about rape and murder.

00:53:32.000 Whoa.

00:53:33.000 Isn't that like a spooky message? 1.00

00:53:36.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:53:36.000 Mary Clayton, that was her name. 1.00

00:53:38.000 Yeah.

00:53:39.000 That's wild.

00:53:41.000 Wow.

00:53:42.000 So you're listening to a baby dying, I guess. 1.00

00:53:46.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:53:48.000 You're listening to a woman murder her child. 1.00

00:53:51.000 That last chorus, she gives it pretty much everything that exists. 0.81

00:54:16.000 Listen to that.

00:54:17.000 Yeah, her voice cracks.

00:54:20.000 Maybe that was when her baby died.

00:54:23.000 Maybe.

00:54:24.000 I mean, we don't know.

00:54:26.000 If it had to be a note, if you had to assign it to one.

00:54:28.000 By the way, ladies, if you're out there and you're pregnant and you get a call, she didn't know who the Rolling Stones were at the time. 0.62

00:54:32.000 You get a call and they say, hey, can you get up and sing a song?

00:54:38.000 We'll give you like a thousand bucks.

00:54:39.000 Say no.

00:54:40.000 Be like, it could wait.

00:54:41.000 Be like, actually, I'm pregnant, but I don't know why my phone even rang.

00:54:48.000 How'd you get my number?

00:54:49.000 The answer is no.

00:54:55.000 But yeah, sometimes I get kind of like weird.

00:55:00.000 And that thing last week we were talking about where those black dudes were yelling at the Jews and they were saying synagogue of Satan.

00:55:09.000 And I looked it up and it was a reference in the Bible from Philadelphia, the ancient city that's near like Turkey.

00:55:18.000 And they were in Philadelphia at the time when they said that.

00:55:21.000 Or how about Shane, what's his name, who did a sketch, a comedy sketch.

00:55:29.000 Oh, Shane Gillis.

00:55:31.000 Shane Gillis did a comedy sketch about a firefighter who saves a family, but he gets his life ruined because he's a Trump supporter.

00:55:44.000 And then he ends up having his life ruined because he's a Trump supporter.

00:55:49.000 And the firehouse that is in the sketch is the same firehouse where there was a proud boy who worked there and they said, you have to shut down the firehouse or fire him.

00:56:01.000 And they go, actually, we'll shut down the firehouse.

00:56:03.000 And they all went on strike.

00:56:06.000 So, I don't know.

00:56:08.000 Is he talking to us? 0.98

00:56:09.000 Am I stupid and crazy for thinking that God leaves little clues? 1.00

00:56:12.000 Whoa, what was that naked chick? 1.00

00:56:16.000 Well, you got distracted quick. 0.96

00:56:17.000 I see the boob challenge. 0.99

00:56:21.000 Boobs look nice when they're cold. 0.99

00:56:22.000 They're like the opposite of dicks. 1.00

00:56:26.000 Tits are kind of the opposite of dicks. 1.00

00:56:28.000 Yeah, dicks look sad when they're cold. 0.99

00:56:31.000 Tits look awesome. 0.99

00:56:33.000 America!

00:56:36.000 Wait, why is that American flag a barcode, though?

00:56:39.000 Kind of.

00:56:43.000 Oh, here we go.

00:56:45.000 Here's titty McGitties.

00:56:50.000 Clickbait.

00:56:52.000 Yeah, it is.

00:56:56.000 Ice bucket challenge.

00:56:58.000 Talk about something on Veterans Day to show.

00:57:01.000 I was called for literally one second.

00:57:06.000 True.

00:57:07.000 Yeah, imagine, I mean, just...

00:57:11.000 I don't know.

00:57:12.000 The amount of discomfort on top of the fact of...

00:57:14.000 Oh, man.

00:57:15.000 I'm watching Save It Private Ryan as a vet, and I'm thinking, like, these guys were never dry.

00:57:22.000 Like, their feet were never dry.

00:57:26.000 They never had...

00:57:27.000 And my daughter actually pointed out something.

00:57:29.000 She goes, why are they always smoking?

00:57:31.000 I think she's right.

00:57:32.000 I think that's a hole in the plot. 0.99

00:57:34.000 I'm sure you got some cigarettes, but I bet it was a fucking honor to get a cigarette. 0.99

00:57:40.000 Oh, hell yeah. 0.98

00:57:41.000 Because I remember I did an article for Vice once about drugs and alcohol in war and how, you know, there's a whole thing about how the Nazis were high on speed. 0.97

00:57:51.000 And I talked to a Vietnam vet and I go, so how much of you were just fucking like on heroin? 0.79

00:57:57.000 And he goes, heroin? 0.98

00:57:58.000 Yes, there were junkies in Vietnam. 0.98

00:58:01.000 But he goes, we were so lucky to get like water.

00:58:06.000 So the idea that we were sitting around smoking heroin, like all people talked about in war was chocolate.

00:58:13.000 And that's not just my war.

00:58:15.000 He goes, World War I, World War II, all we talked about was chocolate and how delicious it would be.

00:58:22.000 And I noticed that in Louis Zampaneri's book, Unbroken, where he talks about how they would sit around in their yacht,

00:58:41.000 in their rubber dinghy after they got shut down, and they would all talk about their mother's cooking.

00:58:46.000 Like these guys were starving to death.

00:58:49.000 There was no decadence.

00:58:50.000 That's it for Quentin Tarantino.

00:58:53.000 Anyway, sorry, let's get back to colours.

00:58:59.000 Sergeant.

00:59:00.000 Sanders.

00:59:02.000 Is this you?

00:59:06.000 Brandon?

00:59:08.000 Oh, young up. 1.00

00:59:09.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:59:10.000 I wanted to hear that. 1.00

00:59:10.000 It said, I kill bad guys. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Oh, that's pretty interesting. 0.99

00:59:14.000 I kind of wanted to hear that. 0.94

00:59:15.000 Killing bad guys is as interesting as interesting gets. 0.95

00:59:22.000 Air Force, active duty.

00:59:26.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

00:59:29.000 Codename Adam?

00:59:31.000 That's right.

00:59:32.000 Active Duty Air Force right now.

00:59:35.000 I did two tours in the Apocalypse Now, and I did one in American Sniper.

00:59:40.000 So hats off to the War Hero movie bets out there.

00:59:46.000 Hats off to you, dude.

00:59:47.000 I've done both of those movies, and they are a wild ride, especially if you have a bit of a buzz going.

00:59:56.000 My heart goes out to you and your family.

00:59:59.000 You'll notice, by the way, when we talk to any kind of government bureau about our service, they're like, we only deal with people who are literally there. 0.98

01:00:12.000 Which I think is fucked up. 0.97

01:00:14.000 In what way? 0.98

01:00:15.000 Well, they're like, no, you have to have been on the actual, like, in the actual battle.

01:00:21.000 We don't care what movies you saw. 1.00

01:00:22.000 And I'm like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

01:00:25.000 There's millions of ways to serve your country. 0.99

01:00:27.000 It's sad because, you know, I lost a couple of buddies of mine in the first tour of Apocalypse Now.

01:00:32.000 You know, the girlfriends wanted them to come back home. 0.79

01:00:35.000 And it was tragic.

01:00:36.000 You know, I had to sit there and watch the rest of it by myself.

01:00:38.000 You might even have people fall asleep.

01:00:41.000 You know, they're just, they're out, and they're not there anymore.

01:00:44.000 How about the dudes that play Call of Duty?

01:00:46.000 I feel intimidated around them.

01:00:49.000 They're actually out there doing this.

01:00:50.000 The real gamers are out there. 1.00

01:00:54.000 They're like the war vets that crashed a plane type shit. 1.00

01:00:57.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:00:58.000 Yeah.

01:00:59.000 We're not in their league.

01:01:00.000 We'll never be in the league of guys who play Call of Duty.

01:01:03.000 Of course not.

01:01:03.000 No, no.

01:01:05.000 No.

01:01:07.000 I salute them.

01:01:09.000 You can smell them on the street because the stench that they have is just so musk from obviously serving our country and just getting sweaty. 1.00

01:01:19.000 And the Cheeto does.

01:01:20.000 The smell of the Cheeto.

01:01:21.000 I mean, I don't want to make a big deal of this, but I play Black Ops and Modern Warfare.

01:01:26.000 I mean, I didn't want to bring it.

01:01:27.000 I didn't know that.

01:01:28.000 Jesus, Ryan.

01:01:29.000 I didn't know that.

01:01:29.000 Yeah, no, no, Ryan, you're more of a vet than me.

01:01:32.000 I don't like to make a big deal about it, but it's my honor.

01:01:36.000 Why am I calling in?

01:01:38.000 Why isn't this Ryan's show right now?

01:01:41.000 We should have a bugle right now.

01:01:46.000 I'm standing up right now and saluting.

01:01:50.000 Can you imagine the guys Ryan's lost?

01:01:52.000 Yeah, the strangers he's lost.

01:02:00.000 Thank you, guys.

01:02:01.000 Yeah, when I thank my grandfather for this, he said, Ryan, thank you.

01:02:06.000 Anyway, what can we do you for, caller?

01:02:10.000 Yeah, well, so I'm legit, like, chair force.

01:02:14.000 I obviously don't fly a plane.

01:02:16.000 And I sit there and I feel like, well, for the most part, I feel like a drain on the taxpayer.

01:02:21.000 And being in that position, you see just how horribly run just government bureaucracy is in general, just because what do we get? 0.92

01:02:31.000 Like, at my rank, we get about 50 grand a year if you include like benefits and all that shit.

01:02:37.000 But so I'm looking at like hundreds of people in the squadron, and half of them are just like spreadsheet junkies. 0.99

01:02:45.000 And these spreadsheets are just like bullshit tasks that the commander needs filled out because his commander has this, you know, fuck the police's boss, his boss, all that shit. 1.00

01:02:55.000 So, and it's demoralizing as fuck, you know. 1.00

01:03:00.000 It's why suicide is up because we're not at war, you know, quote unquote. 1.00

01:03:05.000 And people are sitting at desks fucking doing not shit. 0.99

01:03:09.000 And honestly, on the note of the whole thank you for your service shit, like I was in an elevator one time with some, and I was in uniform because I had to go to this appointment. 0.99

01:03:23.000 And that's another thing you'll notice about Stolen Valor people is that they will be dressed to the fucking toes in like full decorative, like, what's it just like ceremonial bullshit, just casually. 0.99

01:03:35.000 We're not allowed to do that. 0.99

01:03:36.000 We're not even allowed to be in uniform in public.

01:03:38.000 So that's an easy way to comment.

01:03:39.000 You're dressed blues?

01:03:41.000 Yeah, isn't that for like funerals and ceremonies and stuff?

01:03:45.000 Say that again?

01:03:46.000 Isn't that for funerals and ceremonies and stuff? 0.99

01:03:49.000 I mean, yeah, it's either you're getting promoted then and there, or somebody fucking died. 0.97

01:03:56.000 So if you see that, granted, you know, whether or not they're stealing valor, just leave them alone. 1.00

01:04:03.000 They're either crazy or they're just not worth talking to. 1.00

01:04:06.000 But anyways, I was in the elevator with some legit blue-collar salt of the earth motherfuckers. 0.99

01:04:11.000 And they gave me the whole, you know, thank you for your service. 0.99

01:04:14.000 And at this point, I feel like I'm doing less than a fucking grocery bagger for the country. 0.75

01:04:21.000 And so I tried to turn it around in a casual way. 0.93

01:04:24.000 I'm like, you know what? 1.00

01:04:25.000 I hear it all the time, but honestly, thank you guys for your service because you guys make the fucking country run type shit. 0.99

01:04:31.000 Like you are what gives people hope in the economy and having like money in their wallets because you're out there grinding daily. 1.00

01:04:40.000 And they were confused as fuck. 0.98

01:04:42.000 It was hilarious, but at the same time, I truly meant it from the bottom of my heart. 0.99

01:04:45.000 I'm like, honestly, if you knew what I did on a daily basis, if the taxpayer knew how much I was getting paid to shitpost on the internet, honestly, I feel like they'd be at DC every single fucking day saying, 0.99

01:05:01.000 fuck the, fuck the military chair complex, the chair industry, where we're all just fucking sitting in our chairs doing nothing. 0.95

01:05:10.000 So, what's a typical day for you? 1.00

01:05:12.000 Like, did you work yesterday?

01:05:16.000 Yes.

01:05:17.000 So, what did you do yesterday?

01:05:20.000 I've been working from home, and for a while there, I was literally doing nothing.

01:05:28.000 I was only being accountable.

01:05:30.000 They just wanted me to tell somebody every day that I'm still alive and do one thing once a week, but no supervision. 1.00

01:05:39.000 I'm at home just fucking metaphorically jerking my dick doing nothing. 0.99

01:05:44.000 Now I'm in an eight-hour teleconference all day because I'm a software developer, so we're sitting there just fucking all day. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Well, you know, I flew an RJ45 one time, no big deal. 0.92

01:06:02.000 Hmm.

01:06:03.000 Is that a video game plane or a real plane?

01:06:06.000 That is an Ethernet cable.

01:06:10.000 So you developed it.

01:06:11.000 No, that's a good one, too, because I'll tell you, if you're ever, like, whenever we're out in public and there's just chicks around and they even hear that you're in the Air Force, obviously the first question is, what do you fly, right? 0.73

01:06:25.000 Like, clearly, we're not all flying shit, but you hit them with just the name, right? 0.96

01:06:30.000 You think they're going to sit there, pull out their phone, and look up the fucking model of plane that you fly and be like, oh, shit, yeah, well, you know, that's got decent armament. 0.99

01:06:38.000 I can see it has it does Squawk 5, which is great. 1.00

01:06:42.000 No, they giggle and then, you know, they get aroused because they think you're a fucking cool guy. 0.97

01:06:47.000 Are you in a relationship right now? 0.99

01:06:50.000 No, there is not shit where I'm at. 1.00

01:06:53.000 I'm literally in bum fuck Egypt. 0.99

01:06:55.000 And I've been... 0.99

01:06:56.000 You've been in bum fucked Egypt? 0.99

01:06:58.000 Like, literally Egypt? 0.99

01:07:01.000 No, it's...

01:07:02.000 I'm actually in the Baltimore area. 1.00

01:07:05.000 Probably shouldn't say that, but fuck it. 1.00

01:07:08.000 Honestly, I've been on dates with military women who are fucking married. 1.00

01:07:11.000 They're on a date with military members who are married. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Like, ring on finger.

01:07:17.000 I didn't even notice until.

01:07:19.000 Give us an example of a day where you did something productive and you went, I served my country today.

01:07:24.000 I made some really successful software.

01:07:28.000 That was a great day.

01:07:30.000 Everyone got their money's worth today. 0.98

01:07:31.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, software development in of itself is an annoying and tedious fucking process.

01:07:37.000 But at least if we can push a product out that we can see on a website, it's nice to see that, to know that, you know, the software, it's, you know, it's not like, honestly, I wish, 0.50

01:07:52.000 if anything, I was working with my hands.

01:07:54.000 I think software development is a trade. 0.97

01:07:57.000 You know, it's like the most white-collar, blue-collar job that there is, but it's still muddied up with the bullshit like PR and fucking, it's just, it's an office job, but you're still producing something. 0.95

01:08:10.000 It's still a trade. 0.96

01:08:11.000 You know, coding is something that there's demand for, and you have to specialize in.

01:08:16.000 That's the only thing I can really take pride in.

01:08:18.000 If I was sitting there fucking with a spreadsheet all day, I probably would have blown my brains out if it weren't for my friends and just like the days as a software guy with the Air Force where you've went, wow, 0.86

01:08:33.000 that was a very successful piece of software I made. 0.95

01:08:36.000 That's going to help guys at some point.

01:08:40.000 At some point.

01:08:41.000 Honestly, and, you know, it's definitely not every day. 0.99

01:08:45.000 Some days I literally get off work and I'm just like, Jesus fucking Christ. 0.81

01:08:50.000 Like, I really do wish I was busting my ass in the hot sun sometimes because that, you know, I used to do a lot of, I used to work at restaurants and I used to do a lot of package moving, just straight up, you know, work with your hands. 0.99

01:09:05.000 And you miss it. 0.99

01:09:06.000 Like, I always wanted the nine to five, but once you get in the nine to five and you realize the monotony of the shit, like, you want to go back. 0.98

01:09:14.000 You want to say, you know what, I want to be a fucking active member of society that, like, because I'm out here, I'm in the military, and I'm seeing these blue-collar guys on the elevator. 0.98

01:09:24.000 I'm like, you know what? 0.95

01:09:25.000 Thank you for your service. 1.00

01:09:27.000 I know you guys bust your ass just to feed your fucking kids. 1.00

01:09:30.000 And like, that shit is righteous. 1.00

01:09:32.000 It sounds mundane to you guys, but fuck me. 1.00

01:09:35.000 I would trade everything I have just to, just to be, like, you know, just to have, like, that, that amount of purpose that comes from, you know, actually producing. 0.99

01:09:47.000 Yeah, it feels good to work hard.

01:09:49.000 It feels good to produce something.

01:09:51.000 Even like, I go to the beach sometimes.

01:09:53.000 I've got to go back for a day of work. 1.00

01:09:55.000 In the summer, I'll see these guys at the beach, and there's like, there's the women who just sit on their ass and sleep. 1.00

01:10:02.000 And you'll see these men, they get out, and they're with their sons, and they'll build like some sort of elaborate trench where there's a wall to stop the tide coming in, but there is a sort of a let in case the tide does come in. 0.99

01:10:17.000 And then they even take up fucking boogie boards, and they make like a barrier to protect the women who are just sleeping and gossiping. 1.00

01:10:25.000 Like, we're just sort of meant to do stuff. 0.99

01:10:29.000 Yeah, I mean, it's idle hands make people go fucking crazy. 0.90

01:10:34.000 And it's, I mean, as long, I can be typing all day, and it is, it, it feels good to produce something through code because it's hard to fucking do. 0.65

01:10:43.000 And it's something I've always wanted to do because I just want to have, I want to make a product that helps society as a whole. 0.98

01:10:52.000 And, you know, honestly, I can't imagine, I never went to college, but sometimes I imagine if I had gone to college, like, I could honestly just be some fucking blogger right now, or I could just be some shitty fucking like PR person or HR or just some dumb filler job. 0.95

01:11:11.000 And I can at least be thankful of that. 0.95

01:11:13.000 Yeah.

01:11:14.000 Those people go home after work and they could have gone to not work that day.

01:11:20.000 They could have not shown up and no one would know.

01:11:24.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:11:25.000 We got to get up the phone.

01:11:30.000 TYFYS. 0.99

01:11:33.000 fucking slamming the phone down on guys who are trying to protect our nation. 1.00

01:11:40.000 That's the problem with Veterans Day calls. 1.00

01:11:43.000 You're like, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:11:46.000 Go save another country. 1.00

01:11:48.000 Cody is a veteran and he wants to know, would we rather?

01:11:53.000 What do you got, Code?

01:11:54.000 Oh, hey.

01:11:55.000 Hey, what's up?

01:11:57.000 Hey, man.

01:11:57.000 Hello.

01:11:59.000 Okay, I don't know if this one's been on the show before, but it's kind of related to Fetchy Sticks I got from Donnie O'Malley.

01:12:06.000 You guys familiar with him?

01:12:08.000 No. 1.00

01:12:10.000 Sounds like a porn star. 1.00

01:12:11.000 Gavin. 1.00

01:12:14.000 I think he actually had Mercedes in some of his skits, but would you rather suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one time? 1.00

01:12:26.000 One dick ten times or ten dicks one time. 1.00

01:12:30.000 All right, let me just sort of stop here. 1.00

01:12:33.000 What about you?

01:12:34.000 What would you rather do?

01:12:37.000 Well, I can't tell you.

01:12:38.000 I've been tainted by the skit already.

01:12:41.000 That does taint things. 0.99

01:12:43.000 Yeah, we're going to see how gay you are, depending on how you answer it. 0.99

01:12:46.000 It does grundle things. 0.99

01:12:48.000 Okay.

01:12:49.000 Let me just finish this R in the word never.

01:12:54.000 All right. 0.99

01:12:56.000 So, 10 dicks. 0.98

01:12:58.000 Hope the vets don't mind if I take off this helmet because it's got a weird echo every time I talk. 0.99

01:13:02.000 10 dicks one time. 0.99

01:13:06.000 Massive variety of dicks. 1.00

01:13:07.000 Or one dick 10 times. 1.00

01:13:10.000 So I guess the thing is if you suck one dick 10 times, you're getting to know the guy. 1.00

01:13:20.000 Right? 1.00

01:13:21.000 There's more.

01:13:21.000 You're starting to love him or something.

01:13:24.000 Which I'm not sure I believe. 1.00

01:13:26.000 Because we don't even know whose dick it is. 0.99

01:13:28.000 But I get the setup. 1.00

01:13:30.000 You get cockrome syndrome.

01:13:33.000 What do they call it?

01:13:33.000 Cockholm syndrome?

01:13:34.000 Cox syndrome.

01:13:35.000 Cockholm syndrome.

01:13:36.000 Cockholm.

01:13:38.000 So I think that's where the joke is going. 1.00

01:13:40.000 But fuck the joke. 0.99

01:13:42.000 What's the reality? 1.00

01:13:44.000 Suck 10 dicks one time. 1.00

01:13:47.000 I know my answer. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Or one dick. 1.00

01:13:48.000 I think I would do the one dick. 1.00

01:13:50.000 Absolutely. 1.00

01:13:50.000 Because then you know how to make it finish. 1.00

01:13:53.000 Because I guess that's when you're done.

01:13:55.000 I wasn't that excited about helping him come.

01:13:57.000 No, but you know how to get it quite.

01:13:59.000 But I just thought, I don't want any more surprises. 1.00

01:14:02.000 Like, what if there's like some fucking 13-inch dick coming down the pipeline? 1.00

01:14:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:08.000 You know?

01:14:09.000 They're like, you did that one.

01:14:10.000 Now take this huge blackcock. 0.85

01:14:12.000 And you're like, Jesus Christ, this thing's an arm.

01:14:16.000 That's the small one, too.

01:14:18.000 What's the correct answer? 0.99

01:14:22.000 Well, so in the skit, it was one dick, or no, 10 dicks one time, because one dick shows... 1.00

01:14:29.000 If you suck one dick 10 times, then that shows a level of commitment. 1.00

01:14:32.000 And that's fucking gay. 1.00

01:14:38.000 That's pretty good. 1.00

01:14:40.000 I think you'd get a kick out of that guy.

01:14:42.000 Thanks for calling.

01:14:44.000 This is the guy.

01:14:47.000 Didn't you make Captain?

01:14:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:50.000 Marine Corps fucked up pretty bad, huh? 0.96

01:14:52.000 Dude, I got to say something here. 0.98

01:14:56.000 Do not chew tobacco in any public forum. 0.99

01:15:01.000 It looks fucking weird. 0.99

01:15:03.000 Oh, he is doing it right. 0.98

01:15:04.000 Yeah, it's not a good look.

01:15:06.000 I understand you're going to chew tobacco.

01:15:08.000 Put it in there.

01:15:09.000 I don't know if you're golfing, you're going to the driving range or something, you're going for a long drive.

01:15:14.000 But if you're going to be on TV or talk to a human, we got to outlaw dip. 0.92

01:15:18.000 This is not. 1.00

01:15:19.000 Look, it looks fucking retarded. 1.00

01:15:25.000 It's not a good look. 1.00

01:15:27.000 Typical fucking quick. 0.99

01:15:28.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:15:29.000 I'll be honest with you. 0.99

01:15:30.000 Looks like you have cum in your mouth, actually, and you're about to spit it out. 0.99

01:15:33.000 Like you did the 10 dick challenge already. 0.99

01:15:35.000 Yeah, you already did the 10 dick challenge. 0.99

01:15:37.000 Guys, every time we had our fucking LANAV exam, I was fucking hungover a shit of commitment. 0.98

01:15:43.000 It's a very serious question. 0.99

01:15:46.000 No, that's a fucking good question. 0.99

01:15:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:48.000 Well, let's break this shit down. 1.00

01:15:49.000 You suck the same dick 10 times. 1.00

01:15:51.000 That indicates some level of commitment. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Okay. 1.00

01:15:54.000 And that's fucking gay. 1.00

01:15:56.000 So, 10 dicks. 1.00

01:15:58.000 Next question. 1.00

01:15:59.000 If you could lather yourself in one, I disagree. 0.99

01:16:04.000 The problem with dicks is there's so much variety. 1.00

01:16:08.000 Yet again. 0.99

01:16:09.000 One guy could maybe take 40 minutes to be done.

01:16:13.000 Yeah.

01:16:13.000 If you know the one.

01:16:14.000 Well, what if your first dick was the 40-minute dick? 1.00

01:16:17.000 Well, but you try to get it down. 1.00

01:16:18.000 You try to get better at your job.

01:16:20.000 Now it's just a task.

01:16:22.000 You know?

01:16:25.000 I just like, I don't want, like, I'm doing something horrible. 0.99

01:16:28.000 It's sort of like, would you rather eat the shit of one homeless man or ten homeless men? 0.99

01:16:33.000 And I'm like, you know what? 1.00

01:16:34.000 I'm eating the shit of a homeless man. 1.00

01:16:37.000 I want to just like get this over with. 1.00

01:16:39.000 I don't want to be meeting new homeless men and like checking out new diarrhea.

01:16:44.000 Yeah.

01:16:45.000 And maybe your body could defend against one set of diarrhea.

01:16:48.000 Yeah, like I already started this diarrhea mess.

01:16:51.000 You know, it's kind of like that question.

01:16:52.000 Would you rather your, you know, your girl have had bang 10 guys one time or like one guy 10 times, whatever. 0.94

01:17:00.000 No, it's not like that.

01:17:01.000 Because that one is... 0.99

01:17:02.000 She could have been a Mormon and banged a guy 8,000 times. 1.00

01:17:07.000 But it was her husband. 0.96

01:17:08.000 So that's awesome. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Yeah, that's the same thing with the one dick. 1.00

01:17:12.000 One dick? 1.00

01:17:12.000 One guy. 1.00

01:17:13.000 You mean a Mormon widow?

01:17:15.000 Yes, please.

01:17:17.000 Please, and thank you.

01:17:19.000 We got Patrick calling about his dad in Vietnam.

01:17:22.000 Ooh.

01:17:25.000 Patrick.

01:17:29.000 All right, we need a bugle.

01:17:31.000 We got to wake him up.

01:17:32.000 I want to get your dad on my new show, my new studio.

01:17:35.000 I want to have a regular Vietnam vet show.

01:17:41.000 Wouldn't that be cool?

01:17:42.000 Every week you have a new Vietnam vet.

01:17:44.000 Wouldn't that be cool if there's a show called Vietnam and you sit down at our new bar set and you just talk to a different Vietnam vet? 1.00

01:17:53.000 Oh my God, that's our shit. 0.99

01:17:56.000 Can you hear us? 1.00

01:17:56.000 We can hear you now. 1.00

01:17:58.000 Yeah, I can hear you, guys.

01:18:00.000 Cool.

01:18:01.000 Go on now.

01:18:03.000 Yeah, hey, so I just want to call about my dad.

01:18:06.000 He's a Vietnam vet.

01:18:08.000 Been a Vietnam vet, obviously, since, God, 1968.

01:18:12.000 He never talks about it, which is why I think he was like, you know, the OG, like, real deal.

01:18:19.000 He's talked about it like, God, four or five times.

01:18:24.000 Really heavy stuff, but he is like a super liberal now, which is the weirdest thing because he would be the opposite.

01:18:31.000 But, oh, yeah. 0.99

01:18:32.000 Biden, he votes for fucking all that stuff. 0.99

01:18:36.000 Not a Trump guy at all, voted for Hillary, everything. 0.99

01:18:39.000 That's so confusing to me.

01:18:42.000 I don't understand.

01:18:43.000 I am just as confused as you are, but like, the reason I like, like, again, I don't, like, obviously, growing up, never wanted to, you know, talk about it within, like, kind of, you know, he mentioned it offhandedly, like, a few times.

01:18:56.000 Like, he mentioned, like, when one of his friends died, like, oh, this is a guy I knew in Vietnam. 0.99

01:19:02.000 He, like, got shot going into a helicopter and he just died of, you know, ass cancer, you know, whatever the fuck. 0.99

01:19:08.000 He dies a Vietnam vet. 0.99

01:19:09.000 But, yeah, I mean, so it's like, it's, these guys don't talk about it.

01:19:13.000 Like, I think it's a serious conflict in Vietnam.

01:19:17.000 Not a lot of people, you know, realize that, like, you know, my dad, he was a great dad, you know, never beat me, nothing like that.

01:19:23.000 But, like, I mean, he never talks about it.

01:19:26.000 But I really believe he was, you know, deep in it.

01:19:28.000 He talked, you know, he's mentioned it like five, six times, offhandedly killing people, stuff he saw, people getting shot.

01:19:35.000 Talks about this guy like grabbed this barrel, this heavy machine gun, like in a, in a firefight. 0.98

01:19:40.000 And like, it was obviously, you know, a million fucking degrees. 0.88

01:19:43.000 So all the skin just melted off his hand right in front of him. 0.96

01:19:46.000 You know, again, he said that to me like offhandedly one time, like it was nothing.

01:19:50.000 So, I mean, he's seeing some serious stuff.

01:19:52.000 And yeah.

01:19:55.000 Wow.

01:19:56.000 I wish you would open up a little bit more.

01:19:57.000 Maybe, like, I was going to say, I understand a Vietnam vet hating the government and being dubious of any government, but Joe Biden is going to have you in more wars than Trump would.

01:20:09.000 Trump has no new wars.

01:20:13.000 I think the thing is, he's like apolitical.

01:20:15.000 I think he just, after he got out of Vietnam, he just kind of like, you know, was like, whatever, I'm not going to talk about politics anymore.

01:20:23.000 And I always say that, you know, it's easy being a liberal.

01:20:25.000 It's easy, you know, being a Democrat.

01:20:27.000 It's easy saying welfare all.

01:20:29.000 It's easy, you know, all this stuff.

01:20:30.000 So I think that he just kind of, you know, he saw this stuff when he was younger, when he was literally 20, 22 years old.

01:20:36.000 And I think now it's just like, you know, he's out of it, whatever.

01:20:39.000 I think this is just the easy thing for him to do now.

01:20:41.000 So I don't really hold it against him.

01:20:43.000 I try to tell him like, hey, dad, you know, you're wrong.

01:20:46.000 This is what's going on. 1.00

01:20:47.000 Like, Joe Biden fucking hates you. 1.00

01:20:48.000 The Democrats fucking hate you. 1.00

01:20:50.000 You know, Donald Trump is the first presidential candidate in the last, I don't know how many years, to actually, you know, shake a vet's hand, sit there, talk to him at a rally, ask him his story. 1.00

01:21:00.000 You know, he's not just some fucking photo op for him. 0.97

01:21:02.000 He doesn't want to hear it. 0.99

01:21:03.000 You know, which I guess his mental bandwidth is just there for him, I got it, or something like that.

01:21:07.000 So that's what I tell myself. 0.99

01:21:09.000 Yeah, I mean, if you're a Vietnam vet, it's none of my fucking business what you think. 1.00

01:21:15.000 I'm not about to criticize you or try to change your mind. 0.99

01:21:18.000 And I think it's important when someone's your dad to not die on that hill.

01:21:23.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:21:24.000 Like, not fucking lose your father. 0.99

01:21:27.000 And then that's what's going on with the left so much. 1.00

01:21:29.000 They're Xing their fathers.

01:21:30.000 They're Xing their siblings. 0.98

01:21:32.000 I think we should just, as real men, we revere our father's decision and we go, well, that's your opinion.

01:21:40.000 It must be coming from somewhere real. 0.99

01:21:42.000 I'm not going to fuck with it. 1.00

01:21:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:46.000 I don't think he's wrong necessarily.

01:21:47.000 I just think he maybe doesn't know what he's talking about.

01:21:49.000 Listen, my dad gives me great advice.

01:21:51.000 He tells me how to fix stuff.

01:21:52.000 He gives me great life advice.

01:21:53.000 He's a fantastic father.

01:21:55.000 I just happen to think he's wrong about politics.

01:21:58.000 I think mostly because he's undistrusted.

01:22:00.000 Where are you guys?

01:22:02.000 I live in Portland, Maine, up here.

01:22:05.000 So it's a good, wholesome, you know, it's a liberal town, but it's a really great state.

01:22:09.000 You'd actually probably love it up here, if I'm being honest with you, especially the Portland area.

01:22:13.000 Well, that's where Tucker just moved.

01:22:15.000 Yeah, I'd love to go up there.

01:22:17.000 We get Tucker sightings up here.

01:22:18.000 We get a lot of celebrity sightings.

01:22:19.000 We all kind of sneak up here because it's fucking beautiful, but it costs an arm and a leg to live here. 0.92

01:22:24.000 Yeah, I'm sure it's way more expensive than New York. 0.99

01:22:30.000 Well, it's expensive like that, but they pay you dog shit money to work here still. 0.99

01:22:33.000 So they haven't caught up. 0.99

01:22:36.000 Yeah.

01:22:37.000 All right.

01:22:37.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:22:41.000 I was going to say we should get him on the show, but what are the odds that the guy's going to come down from Maine and talk about Vietnam doing ass?

01:22:51.000 I know my grandfather wants to write a book.

01:22:54.000 Can I get your grandfather on the show?

01:22:56.000 I'll ask him.

01:22:58.000 But yeah, he's mentioned, I've heard about four. 0.99

01:23:00.000 What would happen if we got your grandfather on the show, we were talking, everything was going cool, and we got Super Waste, and then I ended up fucking him. 0.98

01:23:07.000 I thought you were going to say making up, but that's way worse. 0.99

01:23:09.000 Obviously, that'd be terrible.

01:23:11.000 And then we fell in love.

01:23:13.000 And I would just be over here all the time at the studio.

01:23:16.000 I'd be like, when is Gavin done?

01:23:19.000 You don't want to hang out with him.

01:23:20.000 He's such a cool guy. 1.00

01:23:22.000 I love fucking him. 0.99

01:23:22.000 He doesn't even kind of sound like that. 0.99

01:23:24.000 I want to fuck him again, man. 1.00

01:23:26.000 He sounds like this. 1.00

01:23:28.000 People think...

01:23:29.000 Never mind. 1.00

01:23:30.000 But, no, I'd kill you both. 1.00

01:23:33.000 No question. 1.00

01:23:34.000 A love like that cannot blow.

01:23:36.000 Negative.

01:23:37.000 It sure is.

01:23:38.000 That's very Romeo and Juliet.

01:23:40.000 That's making us more attracted to each other.

01:23:42.000 My grandpa is not.

01:23:46.000 It's more protective over you because I don't think he'd be a pleasant top or a pleasant bottom.

01:23:52.000 So you're worried about my butt lips. 0.99

01:23:53.000 He would annihilate you. 1.00

01:23:55.000 You're worried about my butts. 1.00

01:23:56.000 Yes. 0.98

01:23:57.000 And then you would...

01:23:58.000 I don't know what I'd have to do.

01:23:59.000 Clean up after you. 1.00

01:24:01.000 That's your concern is cleaning up my shit streak after your dad, your granddad ripped my ass to shreds. 1.00

01:24:07.000 And he's a very, like, intense lover. 1.00

01:24:10.000 So he's like your intense lover.

01:24:13.000 He'd call you all the time.

01:24:14.000 It's like we would get work.

01:24:15.000 We'd call you all the time.

01:24:19.000 I love that.

01:24:20.000 I love that song.

01:24:23.000 Oh.

01:24:24.000 Calling About a Fallen Soldier.

01:24:26.000 This is Tom.

01:24:27.000 Tom online.

01:24:31.000 Hello.

01:24:32.000 Hey, man.

01:24:32.000 How you doing?

01:24:36.000 Man, this is recent, so excuse me if I'm emotional.

01:24:40.000 But I had a fallen soldier.

01:24:43.000 It's the the war of Ovlock versus Louisiana.

01:24:49.000 Right, if you could look it up, uh, King Vaughn got shot down in a battle.

01:24:57.000 He was uh great guy.

01:25:01.000 I'm sorry, what is the name again?

01:25:02.000 Did you hear me?

01:25:03.000 Yeah, you're talking about what a football game King Vaughn.

01:25:08.000 Team Vaughn.

01:25:12.000 Oh, King Vaughn.

01:25:13.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

01:25:16.000 Yes, yes.

01:25:17.000 And it is actually footage.

01:25:18.000 It happened in Houston.

01:25:21.000 And we've got to pay our respects, you know.

01:25:25.000 That is true.

01:25:26.000 I'm looking for the video right now, search.

01:25:28.000 Please excuse me while I find that.

01:25:31.000 You know what we used to do, speaking of fallen soldiers, if you're talking about beers that aren't drank, we'd go to a party in my teens late, and then we just grab beers, and we'd go like this, and then drink them like that, because there'd be cigarettes in them.

01:25:47.000 And if you grit your teeth, the cigarettes would stay on the other side of your teeth.

01:25:50.000 Oof.

01:25:53.000 I'm having a hard time finding the actual footage.

01:25:58.000 Yeah, the joke's dead.

01:25:59.000 Next go.

01:26:01.000 Wait.

01:26:02.000 I think I'm the only person subtle enough to do Stolen Valor jokes.

01:26:07.000 I thought he was really crying and that I was getting.

01:26:10.000 I don't think anyone else should do them but me.

01:26:12.000 Here we go.

01:26:14.000 Because I'm not even sure about mine.

01:26:16.000 So this is a rapper that people enjoy.

01:26:21.000 He died?

01:26:22.000 Yeah.

01:26:23.000 This is why you don't fight people, you know, for what was the reason?

01:26:26.000 You know?

01:26:26.000 What was the reason?

01:26:29.000 Is there a good reason?

01:26:34.000 So he's dead?

01:26:37.000 I believe so.

01:26:41.000 You don't want to fight people.

01:26:48.000 Not rapper people.

01:26:50.000 Don't fight rapper people.

01:26:51.000 Wait, that guy, the murderer's coming back. 1.00

01:26:56.000 Oh, shit, he is. 1.00

01:27:03.000 Dude, you're going to be... 1.00

01:27:04.000 You know, there's multiple camera more now that you're coming back.

01:27:08.000 I don't think they think about these things.

01:27:11.000 You know what would be smart if you're kind of a murderer guy?

01:27:15.000 Bring like a very thin t-shirt in your pocket.

01:27:19.000 And wear a white shirt, right?

01:27:21.000 Go out.

01:27:22.000 No, long sleeve.

01:27:24.000 Bring a red long sleeve shirt out with you.

01:27:27.000 And roll it up in your pocket. 0.70

01:27:29.000 And then, you know, you murder someone.

01:27:31.000 And then run into the bushes, throw that shirt away.

01:27:35.000 And change into that.

01:27:38.000 Oh, wait.

01:27:39.000 His friends are showing up. 0.85

01:27:40.000 Good murder, dude.

01:27:41.000 Come on in. 1.00

01:27:43.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:27:45.000 Is he invited in? 1.00

01:27:47.000 Yes.

01:27:48.000 They're like, can you get in?

01:27:50.000 They don't seem to be letting him in.

01:27:51.000 I think he's saying, yo, dude, you're bleeding. 0.98

01:27:52.000 Are you a little murderer, dude? 0.87

01:27:55.000 I think that was the victim who got in there. 0.99

01:27:56.000 White shirt.

01:27:58.000 No, the shooter was the white shirt.

01:28:00.000 I don't know.

01:28:00.000 That was the one being dragged around.

01:28:03.000 This is Mary Clayton, the singer of Give Me Shelter.

01:28:08.000 She explains the thing, if you're interested.

01:28:11.000 She might be a lion. 1.00

01:28:15.000 Put it around my head.

01:28:16.000 Oh, because I had those in those days.

01:28:19.000 Put the Chanel scarf around my head and stomp to the den where the fur coat was sitting.

01:28:24.000 Obviously, she's very torn up about the miscarriage.

01:28:26.000 Put the fur coat on.

01:28:28.000 Seems pretty sick.

01:28:28.000 Put some blush and blushed up my lips a little bit, you know.

01:28:31.000 And we opened the door and the car was sitting down there waiting.

01:28:35.000 They knew you.

01:28:37.000 So we go to the studio and I see these little wow guys coming from the back of the studio.

01:28:42.000 You know what they've been doing.

01:28:45.000 Not having.

01:28:47.000 Didn't your child die that night?

01:28:49.000 They said, hello.

01:28:50.000 I said, well, hello.

01:28:51.000 Excuse me telling the story of when my child died.

01:28:54.000 What do you want me to sing?

01:28:56.000 So they took me in the booth and they showed me what they wanted me to sing.

01:28:58.000 I said, okay, cool.

01:29:00.000 So we're out singing.

01:29:01.000 Old children, it's just a war children. 0.97

01:29:03.000 It's just a shot away.

01:29:04.000 And then you're all up in your face and, you know, with the lips and the whole thing going on.

01:29:10.000 Get married.

01:29:11.000 So I kind of cried, yeah, because I kind of dismissed them.

01:29:14.000 I said, well, you guys can, you know, you finish.

01:29:16.000 You can go now.

01:29:19.000 So they asked me to put that part on.

01:29:21.000 I put that on.

01:29:22.000 I said, uh-huh.

01:29:22.000 I'm going to fix them.

01:29:24.000 I'm going to wear this out real good so I can get back to my warm spot.

01:29:29.000 Continued to sing.

01:29:30.000 And then they came out to me and said, this part right here, darling, you must sing about the rape and the murder.

01:29:36.000 I said, child, I'm here by myself.

01:29:37.000 I'm not trying to sing anything about rape and murder. 0.92

01:29:41.000 It's just a child rape. 0.99

01:29:43.000 Rape, murder. 0.99

01:29:45.000 That was the lyric to the song.

01:29:46.000 I said, you have to explain this to me.

01:29:48.000 So they explained the rape.

01:29:49.000 I said, oh, okay, I get the gist of the song.

01:29:51.000 I don't get the gist of the song.

01:29:52.000 What is the rape and the murder in Gimme Shelter?

01:29:55.000 It's all Gimme Shelter, protect me from all of these evil, mean things in the world, right?

01:30:01.000 I don't know what it was.

01:30:02.000 Something just came over me.

01:30:04.000 Like all the things that was going on in the world at that time, the racism and the killing of this person, the shooting of that person, and all the civil rights stuff that was going on.

01:30:15.000 The war.

01:30:16.000 White stuff that was going on.

01:30:17.000 It was supposed to be war. 0.70

01:30:18.000 Did you just say all the super white stuff that was going on?

01:30:21.000 I don't know if that's going to be at that time.

01:30:23.000 All the civil rights stuff that was going on.

01:30:25.000 Civil rights.

01:30:26.000 Which is the super white stuff.

01:30:30.000 I was like screaming to the top of my lungs.

01:30:32.000 That was like child.

01:30:34.000 Just like children.

01:30:44.000 You know what else was in you?

01:30:45.000 A child.

01:30:46.000 They hooting and hollering back up in the booth.

01:30:47.000 You know what about the booth?

01:30:48.000 Is it going to come up at all?

01:30:49.000 And I said, okay, I'm going to do it one more time.

01:30:53.000 And then I had a miscarriage.

01:30:55.000 There's only five seconds left in the clip.

01:30:57.000 It would have to be a murderer. 0.98

01:30:59.000 It was going to be a white man. 0.99

01:31:00.000 Give you one for safety.

01:31:02.000 And I did it again.

01:31:02.000 They still hooting and hollering and carrying on.

01:31:05.000 So I was waving good night, and it was done.

01:31:07.000 I said thank you and good night, and that was it.

01:31:13.000 Where's your miscarriage?

01:31:14.000 Wow.

01:31:16.000 Is that a shirt? 1.00

01:31:18.000 Yeah, where's your miscarriage, bitch? 1.00

01:31:20.000 That's the worst. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Somebody sent this link in there. 0.99

01:31:24.000 Suicide rates are fucking bananas, apparently. 0.99

01:31:30.000 For who? 1.00

01:31:31.000 White veterans.

01:31:33.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:31:34.000 Yeah.

01:31:34.000 YPG veterans.

01:31:35.000 I remember that guy.

01:31:37.000 You do?

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:31:40.000 YPG.

01:31:44.000 Okay, let's see.

01:31:44.000 Let's look here.

01:31:45.000 But you've got to wonder sometimes, is it the chicken or the egg?

01:31:48.000 Like, do sometimes mentally fragile people want to fix their life and they go, I got to go to the military.

01:31:54.000 I'm not saying people in the military are mentally fragile, but it must attract a few guys who are looking to fix their problems.

01:32:05.000 And then maybe like trans who have sex changes and they go, that didn't fix my problems. 1.00

01:32:11.000 Maybe afterwards they go, wait, I'm still nuts.

01:32:14.000 That are a lot of adrenaline, not adrenaline junkies, but people that really live super hard.

01:32:19.000 You know, they got a lot of intensity.

01:32:25.000 Intense people.

01:32:26.000 This will be going on the doodle auction.

01:32:28.000 Doodle auction.

01:32:29.000 It's terrible, but we'll see if you like it.

01:32:32.000 That's terrible.

01:32:34.000 That's tearmaller. 1.00

01:32:35.000 So this is Cover Me.

01:32:37.000 It's like gun skins that you put on your guns, but it also they donate to soldiers afterwards.

01:32:45.000 Great.

01:32:46.000 So that's a thing that somebody sent us, too.

01:32:49.000 Cover Me Veterans, it's called.

01:32:50.000 Okay.

01:32:51.000 And who do we want?

01:32:52.000 Let's do another call.

01:32:53.000 We got...

01:32:54.000 I like this, by the way.

01:32:55.000 I like this two hours of calls.

01:32:57.000 I feel like we get a chunk out, whereas with the previous setup, I felt like we were ripping people off.

01:33:03.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

01:33:06.000 United States Marine Corps.

01:33:12.000 Hey, Gab, you there?

01:33:13.000 I'm there.

01:33:16.000 Hey, Phillips, how are we doing?

01:33:17.000 Good.

01:33:18.000 How are you doing?

01:33:20.000 Oh, I'm alright.

01:33:22.000 So I was wondering if I can ask your advice on something. 0.92

01:33:24.000 I know this isn't really like the help me fucking hotlines. 0.96

01:33:30.000 Going on. 0.96

01:33:33.000 Alright, so, well, you know, I joined at a pretty young age. 0.99

01:33:37.000 Joined at 17, which if anybody out there that's listening is thinking about fucking joining that young, I can tell you, don't fucking do it. 0.99

01:33:44.000 Wait a couple fucking years, you know, until you mature. 1.00

01:33:48.000 But, you know, I got married like a fucking idiot, you know, age 19. 1.00

01:33:54.000 And then I got, you know, divorced after that because the divorce rate's pretty high in the infantry, especially in the Marine Corps. 1.00

01:34:02.000 Why?

01:34:03.000 Bottle a day, well, bottle a day type drinker, man.

01:34:07.000 I mean, you know, for about seven years, I mean, I'm three months sober today.

01:34:15.000 So this is you out of the service while you're non-deployed, you're drinking a bottle a day.

01:34:23.000 Yeah, well, I mean, while I was then, because I joined 2013, so it was probably about the time I hit the fleet.

01:34:31.000 It was about a bottle a day, you know.

01:34:33.000 But what was your day like during the bottle a day?

01:34:36.000 Because they say alcoholism is when you can't, it hurts your life.

01:34:41.000 It hurts your lifestyle.

01:34:43.000 What was your lifestyle back then? 0.99

01:34:47.000 Well, it was mostly, you know, either get back from a field app, you know, busting your ass for, you know, two weeks straight.

01:34:57.000 And then, you know, you get up, you know, you clean the weapons, whatever. 0.99

01:35:01.000 Hey, guys, fucking go home. 0.97

01:35:03.000 And, you know, you get home about, you know, 4 p.m., start drinking, drinking until 4 a.m. 0.99

01:35:09.000 And then wake up and make sure you're at fucking formation on time, you know, at 0.6 or whatever, 0.8. 0.98

01:35:15.000 And then go run three or four fucking miles and then do it again the next day. 0.98

01:35:19.000 You know, that didn't really impede my ability to perform my job. 0.99

01:35:24.000 That's amazing.

01:35:27.000 I box sometimes after a night of like three bourbons and I feel like AIDS.

01:35:33.000 I can feel the toxins coming out of my pores.

01:35:35.000 I think it burns my skin sometimes.

01:35:38.000 But a bottle of booze. 0.99

01:35:41.000 Yeah, I mean, I'd show up to formation and my staff starting to walk by and be like, hey, App, like, you fucking reek. 0.99

01:35:47.000 Like, did you fucking drive here? 0.98

01:35:49.000 Like, yes, that's our technical. 0.99

01:35:51.000 Like, I'm fucking like, hey, I'm good. 0.70

01:35:53.000 You know, like, what are we, are we bought? 0.95

01:35:54.000 You know, like, what are we doing today? 0.99

01:35:56.000 You know, there were times that they'd be like, all right, you know, fucking, we're going to do a gun run. 0.97

01:36:01.000 You know, so a gun run, like, you'd go to the armory, you'd pull the 50 Cals, the Mark 19s, you know, all the heavy machine gunnery. 1.00

01:36:09.000 You know, you'd take that and you run for, you know, in full gear for about six, seven miles, come back, do some ground fighting for about an hour, and then go to Chow and fucking sit around and wait for them to go tell you to, I don't know, fucking listen to the colonel talk about sexual harassment or some stupid shit, 1.00

01:36:26.000 you know. 0.99

01:36:26.000 But yeah, that was a day-to-day thing for me. 0.99

01:36:29.000 And then, you know, I got divorced right after I got out after, you know, ironically enough, we spent 11 grand on a fucking vacation in New Zealand, which was hilarious. 0.91

01:36:38.000 But why was that hilarious? 0.97

01:36:41.000 But that's the type. 0.99

01:36:42.000 Well, it was hilarious because it was like, I wanted to go on the fucking trip. 1.00

01:36:47.000 And I looked back and I was like, oh, shit. 0.99

01:36:50.000 Like, that's $11,000 I wish I could fucking have back. 0.99

01:36:52.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:36:54.000 Was she cheating on you? 1.00

01:36:57.000 I think so, because on my second deployment, she ghosted me for about 30 fucking days. 1.00

01:37:05.000 That sounds pretty cheaty. 0.98

01:37:07.000 I mean, that was.

01:37:09.000 Sorry, say again?

01:37:10.000 That sounds pretty cheaty. 1.00

01:37:13.000 Yeah, oh, fuck yeah. 1.00

01:37:14.000 You know, and of course, you know, the other Marines make jokes like, yeah, man, she's got a cock in her mouth right now. 1.00

01:37:19.000 And you're like, ah, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:37:21.000 And on the inside, you're like, oh, what if she has a dick in her mouth? 1.00

01:37:28.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:37:29.000 Like, how do you deal with something like that besides the bottle or just get in fight, you know, like there's no other way to fucking deal with it. 0.98

01:37:36.000 And, you know, of course, we get out and well, fucking, we get out. 0.99

01:37:41.000 I fucking got out. 1.00

01:37:42.000 She knew shit. 1.00

01:37:44.000 But, you know, I get out of the Marine Corps and then, you know, I'm in therapy and shit to try to deal with the alcoholism. 1.00

01:37:50.000 And after that, she fucking bitch. 1.00

01:37:55.000 Went to my parents' house like the, like, the night of, she basically planned this out. 1.00

01:38:00.000 Like, sat me down and told my parents before me, like, hey, I'm fucking leaving your son. 0.97

01:38:05.000 And she's, like, showing my mom, like, pictures of apartments and shit. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Like, look at this fucking tile. 1.00

01:38:10.000 And, like, my mom's sitting here not trying to, like, fucking lose her shit on this woman. 1.00

01:38:12.000 Like, I'm about to break your neck, bitch. 1.00

01:38:16.000 So she takes off, whatever, yada, yada. 1.00

01:38:19.000 And then now I'm in my second marriage.

01:38:22.000 And ironically enough, I married the maid of honor for my first wedding, if you can believe that.

01:38:28.000 Wow.

01:38:28.000 Nice.

01:38:30.000 And now we're separated because I was drinking heavily again in the second marriage.

01:38:36.000 Oh, dude.

01:38:36.000 You got in the same mess again?

01:38:38.000 You know.

01:38:40.000 What's that?

01:38:41.000 You got in the same mess again?

01:38:45.000 Yeah, basically. 1.00

01:38:46.000 I mean, of my own doing, because, you know, I'm a fucking drinker. 0.99

01:38:51.000 What's your ethnicity? 0.99

01:38:52.000 You know, I'm trying to kick it. 0.79

01:38:56.000 I'm white. 1.00

01:38:57.000 I'm white as fuck. 1.00

01:38:59.000 Irish? 1.00

01:39:00.000 Slovak? 0.93

01:39:03.000 Russian and Norwegian, Swedish.

01:39:07.000 Those guys are family.

01:39:09.000 Throw them back.

01:39:13.000 Okay, so the question is, how to get her back?

01:39:20.000 No, I mean, we're talking again.

01:39:22.000 You know, we're separated right now.

01:39:26.000 You know, like, we're, I see her all the time.

01:39:28.000 You know, she comes over and, you know, like, we have sex, we talk to each other and stuff like that.

01:39:33.000 But me trying to work on the sobriety, you know, she basically told me, like, hey, if you drink again, like, we're done, you know. 0.98

01:39:40.000 And that puts a lot of pressure on me because I'm like, well, the statistics on me fucking, if I'm a bottle-a-day drinker relapsing are pretty fucking high. 0.94

01:39:49.000 You know what I mean? 0.94

01:39:50.000 So it's like, how do I deal with that being over my head and trying to have the relationship at the same time? 0.98

01:39:55.000 Because I love her, but I don't know if I give a shit about myself enough to just completely fucking be done with the bottle altogether. 0.97

01:40:03.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:40:03.000 Well, my advice would be to lie. 0.99

01:40:06.000 To tell her that you've quit the bottle forever.

01:40:09.000 And to promise her beyond a shadow of a doubt, I swear on my life, I will never touch the bottle again. 0.99

01:40:16.000 And never touch the bottle within a fucking gas tank of her. 0.98

01:40:20.000 Never let her see you even with the slightest buzz. 0.99

01:40:23.000 Order Diet Cokes at restaurants. 1.00

01:40:26.000 But say you got to go see your brother and then go to a motel, sit in a bathtub, nude, and drink a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels. 1.00

01:40:39.000 Yeah, you got me on Maker's Mark, by the way. 0.99

01:40:41.000 I had never tried it before I started watching your show. 1.00

01:40:44.000 And I was like, yeah, well, fuck it. 1.00

01:40:46.000 I'll give it a whirl. 1.00

01:40:47.000 And I tried it, and I fell fucking in love. 0.99

01:40:50.000 Oh, great. 0.99

01:40:51.000 I fucking love Maker's Mark. 0.97

01:40:52.000 Sounds like it's really good. 0.95

01:40:54.000 I apologize.

01:40:56.000 It's been a real help.

01:40:57.000 I apologize.

01:40:58.000 Isn't vodka sentless?

01:41:00.000 Why not rock with the vodka?

01:41:01.000 No, they can.

01:41:02.000 A woman who knows you can tell. 0.96

01:41:04.000 She sees you stutter.

01:41:06.000 Even...

01:41:07.000 Like, I was more drunk at the beginning of this show than I am now.

01:41:09.000 I bet people who watch the beginning can be like, he's got buzz on.

01:41:13.000 They can tell.

01:41:15.000 So just lie.

01:41:16.000 Just say, I don't drink anymore.

01:41:19.000 I swear to God. 1.00

01:41:21.000 And then fucking drink in private. 1.00

01:41:26.000 Yeah, fucking. 1.00

01:41:28.000 What would Trump say? 1.00

01:41:29.000 Fogg.

01:41:32.000 Frankly, he would say, put the bottle down.

01:41:35.000 You could have it stayed.

01:41:37.000 Trump lost his brother to booze.

01:41:38.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, dude.

01:41:40.000 Trump lost his brother to alcohol.

01:41:42.000 Fred, so Trump is very anti-booze. 1.00

01:41:45.000 And I always think, like, when I see these goddamn Jews doing so well, a lot of my anti-Semitic friends, just kidding, will go, those fucking Jews control the media. 1.00

01:41:57.000 And I'm like, dude, it's because they're not hungover. 1.00

01:42:01.000 Like, have you ever seen an Amish person build a house? 1.00

01:42:04.000 They do it in, like, an hour and a half because they don't drink. 0.99

01:42:08.000 If you don't drink, look at fucking my buddy Willie McAloon's dad, Danny McAloon. 1.00

01:42:15.000 Bronx boxer, fucking badass. 1.00

01:42:18.000 Bronxer. 1.00

01:42:19.000 Look him up.

01:42:21.000 He was the greatest boxer in the history of the Bronx.

01:42:25.000 And people go, why weren't you pro?

01:42:26.000 Why weren't you Mike Tyson?

01:42:28.000 And Danny McAloon would have told you, because I drank too much.

01:42:33.000 There he is.

01:42:34.000 Danny Irish McAlone.

01:42:36.000 Danny McAlone!

01:42:42.000 Pretty cool.

01:42:45.000 Here's another piece for your art collection.

01:42:48.000 Ooh.

01:42:49.000 I recognize that.

01:42:51.000 That's a Stedmond.

01:42:53.000 Look at the dripping. 1.00

01:42:55.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:42:55.000 It just dripped across it. 0.99

01:42:57.000 Drip, drip, drip.

01:42:58.000 It's got some drips.

01:43:00.000 It's pretty drippy.

01:43:02.000 We have Sergeant Sanders on the line.

01:43:05.000 Yeah, right there.

01:43:07.000 He's back.

01:43:09.000 I don't know if he knows he's there.

01:43:11.000 Let's see if we can.

01:43:17.000 Hello?

01:43:18.000 That's a sound.

01:43:20.000 Hello.

01:43:21.000 Hello.

01:43:25.000 The horns woke you up, huh?

01:43:31.000 Sir, you're on.

01:43:34.000 What you're doing is you're listening to the show.

01:43:36.000 You have to be on the phone.

01:43:41.000 I can't.

01:43:44.000 That's the problem with our show.

01:43:45.000 Guys are partying.

01:43:47.000 Yeah.

01:43:47.000 This is going to get hold of them.

01:43:48.000 Can we play the paratrooper song?

01:43:50.000 Sure.

01:43:51.000 This is a Marine Corps sergeant.

01:43:53.000 So it's like kind of a hop on him.

01:43:56.000 I know.

01:43:57.000 Marine Corps Sergeant.

01:43:58.000 We're there.

01:43:59.000 We're ready.

01:44:01.000 Hey! 0.99

01:44:04.000 What up, Gavin Rye Guy?

01:44:05.000 There he is.

01:44:06.000 Hey, how you doing, buddy?

01:44:09.000 Hey, I'm all right.

01:44:11.000 Happy Veterans Day!

01:44:13.000 Happy Veterans Day!

01:44:16.000 Tell me, you can't be looking at that watch.

01:44:18.000 Everybody's drunk right now.

01:44:21.000 Now, help me out here. 0.99

01:44:22.000 Weren't the Marines created to fight Muslim pirates who were stealing our women? 1.00

01:44:31.000 That is true. 0.99

01:44:33.000 That's what I thought.

01:44:36.000 Yeah, the Berbers or the Barbers or whatever they were called. 0.88

01:44:41.000 Yeah, hey, they sold us up. 1.00

01:44:43.000 We go fuck them up. 1.00

01:44:44.000 And you did. 1.00

01:44:45.000 And you ended that.

01:44:48.000 Yeah.

01:44:50.000 Marines end problems.

01:44:54.000 Yeah, we do.

01:44:55.000 That's it.

01:44:55.000 That's all we do.

01:44:57.000 Semperify.

01:44:59.000 What's your question, sir?

01:45:02.000 I'm trying to figure out what the hell I was going to talk to you about.

01:45:05.000 Oh, Lieutenant O'Malley.

01:45:08.000 That guy with the big dip in his mouth?

01:45:10.000 Yeah. 0.89

01:45:12.000 He's killed more people than smallpox.

01:45:15.000 Wow.

01:45:16.000 Really?

01:45:17.000 The guy we just showed?

01:45:18.000 Donnie O'Malley?

01:45:20.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:45:21.000 Really?

01:45:23.000 How many people do you think he's killed? 0.72

01:45:26.000 Yeah, he's a badass.

01:45:27.000 That's just like his, you know, every, I mean, in country, every Marine runs around with a dip in their mouth or a cigarette hanging out their mouth.

01:45:36.000 It's just that cliche of us.

01:45:38.000 Like Eden crayons.

01:45:39.000 Eden crayons, yeah.

01:45:41.000 That's great.

01:45:42.000 How many people do you think he's killed?

01:45:45.000 Lieutenant O'Malley?

01:45:47.000 Yeah.

01:45:49.000 I'm going to say, I want to say 12.

01:45:54.000 That's a lot of dudes.

01:45:57.000 I'm going to say 12, yeah.

01:46:00.000 That's a lot of fun.

01:46:01.000 You know, sometimes I was at the gym today, and I was looking at all these posters on the walls of all these boxers.

01:46:06.000 And I was looking at them, and I was thinking of the same way I feel about these guys who jump off cliffs with squirrel suits on, and they do that air, you know, surfing thing.

01:46:15.000 And I'm like, can you guys stop boxing and stop jumping off cliffs and just join the military?

01:46:21.000 We need you. 0.99

01:46:22.000 We need less chicks, less fat, short, five-foot-tall girls, and more like men, more badasses like you. 1.00

01:46:34.000 Well, those crazy folks are hard to control. 1.00

01:46:37.000 Oh, yeah, good point. 1.00

01:46:41.000 If you willingly jump off a damn rock and want to fly like a squirrel, you're a goddamn weirdo. 1.00

01:46:48.000 Who survives the best in war? 1.00

01:46:54.000 The ones that have buddies they love next to them.

01:46:59.000 But what percentage is that?

01:47:01.000 Like 90%?

01:47:05.000 Well, I can't think of the numbers right now, but my battalion, we lost 30 guys in Iraq the last time.

01:47:16.000 And a battalion is right over, I don't know, hell, ours was just a little over 1,000.

01:47:22.000 So we had to lose at least 10 or 15 in our company.

01:47:28.000 That's horrible.

01:47:31.000 No, that's what we do, though. 1.00

01:47:33.000 Hey, they sign us up, we sign up right out of freaking high school and go freaking kick ass. 0.96

01:47:38.000 I heard that coming back sometimes is the hardest part about it because your brothers are over there and you feel this guilt. 0.95

01:47:48.000 Well, not them being over there, but the ones that you left over there.

01:47:52.000 That's the hard part.

01:47:55.000 Yeah.

01:47:56.000 Well, I wish there was more reverence for your profession because that right there, what you just said, should be what this whole day is about.

01:48:03.000 But I was flipping through the channels today at the bar and I was not seeing it.

01:48:08.000 Like, well, there was not enough attention to Veterans Day this year.

01:48:13.000 I know, it's kind of crazy.

01:48:15.000 You know, I grew up, both of my grandpas were in the military.

01:48:21.000 September 11th happened. 1.00

01:48:22.000 I was like, fuck it. 1.00

01:48:23.000 This shit's happening. 1.00

01:48:24.000 I'm going to fight. 1.00

01:48:25.000 And then it kind of went to shit, you know? 1.00

01:48:29.000 It's like being a cop. 0.99

01:48:30.000 I mean, being a cop is no longer a noble profession somehow. 1.00

01:48:37.000 Yeah, and that's ridiculous because those asses, they do it every freaking day. 1.00

01:48:43.000 And they have to wear the mask. 1.00

01:48:46.000 And they have to be nice. 0.51

01:48:47.000 And they can't shoot people like I can shoot people.

01:48:50.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:48:51.000 It's bullshit for the cops. 1.00

01:48:53.000 How many people have you shot? 1.00

01:48:57.000 If you want to read a book called The Gift of Valor, you'll see my name in there and you'll find out.

01:49:04.000 Okay, I'm going to do it.

01:49:05.000 The gift of valor.

01:49:06.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:49:08.000 Thank you for your service.

01:49:09.000 Thank you.

01:49:12.000 The gift of valor.

01:49:16.000 It's funny how I'm in a studio that's exactly 70 degrees and I can't wear a World War II helmet for, or whatever the helmet that is, for more than like 10 minutes without going, eh.

01:49:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:49:30.000 Meanwhile, I was watching Saving Private Ryan tonight, and I'm thinking of their fucking feet. 0.99

01:49:36.000 Like their feet were never dry. 0.99

01:49:38.000 If I'm wearing my socks, just to amplify the faggotude of your average dude, if I'm wearing my socks and I go into my wife's bathroom, like to see if she has any toothpaste, because I'm in the kids' bathroom, it's all like that dumb blue toothpaste with the sparkles in it that tastes like sugar. 0.98

01:49:55.000 And I want normal adult toothpaste. 0.99

01:49:56.000 So I go into my wife's bathroom and if I step in my sock on a wet part, I'm like, god damn it. 1.00

01:50:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:50:06.000 Now, one tenth of my sock is slightly moist. 1.00

01:50:10.000 Fuck. 0.99

01:50:12.000 And that's going to be moist for at least the next one minute. 1.00

01:50:16.000 Ah, shit. 0.99

01:50:17.000 Unless I go to my sock drawer, which has 9,000 socks, take off my wet sock, and put on a new one. 1.00

01:50:25.000 And then I've only been inconvenienced for maybe 22 seconds.

01:50:31.000 And then you're watching these guys in the mud.

01:50:37.000 And you're like, their feet were so wet, they died. 0.99

01:50:41.000 Like, they didn't just get pruny, they fucking started to rot. 0.93

01:50:45.000 There's a scene in it, too, where the medic goes, smell his leg, and smells, tell me if it smells south of cheese. 0.99

01:50:54.000 And he smells his leg. 1.00

01:50:55.000 He's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:50:57.000 That means his leg has to go. 1.00

01:50:58.000 It's rotting. 0.99

01:51:01.000 We're so fucking spoiled. 0.98

01:51:02.000 That's what Veterans Day should be about. 0.99

01:51:05.000 How spoiled we are.

01:51:06.000 It's a thank you to the guys who lived lives and died in scenarios that we couldn't even fathom.

01:51:17.000 Oh my God, it's raining out.

01:51:19.000 It's raining.

01:51:20.000 Oh, I'm drenched.

01:51:22.000 How about raining blood?

01:51:24.000 At the beginning of...

01:51:26.000 No, I'm sorry to keep quoting the movie, but it's an accurate film, okay?

01:51:30.000 At the beginning of the movie, Tom Hanks has moisture dripping down his face.

01:51:34.000 It's blood.

01:51:36.000 It's blood from people blown up around him.

01:51:39.000 It's like a spray.

01:51:40.000 And that's not a fictional film, all right?

01:51:42.000 You know that there was men on the beaches of Normandy who had blood dripping down their faces.

01:51:47.000 So, you're not saying, I think that war was good, or I think that was a good move for the military, and they should have stormed Normandy.

01:51:57.000 It's not about that.

01:51:59.000 Imagine a bike messenger who had blood on his face.

01:52:03.000 Like, it's a profession. 1.00

01:52:04.000 Fuck what they were told to do. 1.00

01:52:06.000 They're just doing their job. 1.00

01:52:07.000 So it's a profession where someone else's blood is on your face. 1.00

01:52:11.000 That's something that should give you pause because you're a pussy. 1.00

01:52:15.000 I'm a pussy. 1.00

01:52:17.000 I got punched in the face today at the gym. 1.00

01:52:20.000 My mouth guard came out and I stood, I did this, I went, and then I stopped. 0.99

01:52:25.000 I put my hands down and I went in a sort of like, are you fucking serious? 0.96

01:52:30.000 Kind of a way? 0.95

01:52:31.000 Because obviously I know the guy I'm sparring with, and I was mad that he hit me so hard.

01:52:37.000 But that was like, that was literally one second of my day.

01:52:42.000 It was an uncomfortable second.

01:52:45.000 One second later, there was nothing else.

01:52:47.000 I didn't have a dead friend.

01:52:49.000 I didn't have a letter I had to take from my body and give it to someone else so they can give it to his mother. 0.66

01:52:55.000 Like, can we at least fucking revere that? 0.85

01:52:58.000 If we cannot revere our veterans, we're lost. 1.00

01:53:02.000 Fuck what the war was about, you assholes. 1.00

01:53:05.000 You're pro-Vietnam, you're anti-Vietnam. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Yeah, yeah, look, we're all anti-war, dumbass. 0.99

01:53:11.000 When you sign up to be a soldier, you're not, there's no democracy there. 0.99

01:53:16.000 You don't go, actually, so what is this?

01:53:18.000 Vietnam is, that's France's territory.

01:53:21.000 Shouldn't France be fighting for it?

01:53:23.000 Why are we going over there?

01:53:25.000 There's no back and forth like that.

01:53:26.000 They're just like, we're going to Vietnam to defend France's territory against the communists.

01:53:32.000 Okay.

01:53:34.000 I met a guy the other day who he didn't get called for Vietnam.

01:53:39.000 He just had the luck of the Irish with the draft number. 0.75

01:53:42.000 But he had a friend who died without setting foot in Vietnam.

01:53:47.000 He was getting off the helicopter and he got shot to death.

01:53:52.000 So he died touching Vietnam for the first time. 0.96

01:53:56.000 Can we at least acknowledge that?

01:53:58.000 Please.

01:53:59.000 Please.

01:54:00.000 Just acknowledge that.

01:54:02.000 You don't have to say war is good or bad.

01:54:04.000 Nothing.

01:54:04.000 Just like, put your hand in your heart, tip your hat, take off your glasses.

01:54:10.000 Please. 1.00

01:54:12.000 For fuck's sakes. 1.00

01:54:14.000 We're talking about women on the front lines, a bunch of fucking fat black nurses who gave someone a COVID test. 1.00

01:54:20.000 Thank you so much. 1.00

01:54:22.000 Our first responders.

01:54:23.000 Yes, you're wonderful.

01:54:25.000 Thank you for doing a COVID test, which is your job, by the way.

01:54:29.000 And you're getting overtime.

01:54:30.000 That's great.

01:54:31.000 But the men who died, one day a year, 11, 11, 11.

01:54:37.000 Can we please do that?

01:54:39.000 Every day during the COVID, they clap and stuff like that in Co-op City.

01:54:43.000 They clap at 7 p.m., I think it is. 0.99

01:54:46.000 How about the fucking paper? 1.00

01:54:47.000 I wonder. 1.00

01:54:48.000 I'd like to think that.

01:54:49.000 I don't know if it's a boost, but I'm actually getting mad.

01:54:51.000 You should be. 0.93

01:54:52.000 She's mad as hell. 0.85

01:54:57.000 Get me in.

01:54:58.000 You're on the line, James.

01:55:01.000 What's up, James?

01:55:02.000 This is it, finally.

01:55:02.000 Hell yeah.

01:55:04.000 Hey, I'm the Giants.

01:55:06.000 I was glad to get on, but I'm a retired vet of 20 years, active duty army.

01:55:12.000 Hell yeah, man.

01:55:13.000 So what war is that 20 years ago?

01:55:15.000 Iraq? 0.57

01:55:16.000 Desert Storm?

01:55:17.000 Desert Storm?

01:55:18.000 Well, no, I joined in 97 with Bill Clinton.

01:55:23.000 And I just retired three years ago.

01:55:26.000 Huh.

01:55:28.000 And do you think there's less reverence towards the military today than there is 20 years ago? 0.98

01:55:39.000 Well, back then, nobody gave a shit about it. 0.95

01:55:41.000 You know, you never really hear about it very much. 0.97

01:55:45.000 Then when 9-11 kicked off, when 9-11 happened, I was stationed in Germany.

01:55:49.000 I had already been in the army for five years.

01:55:52.000 Well, three, no, that was 2003.

01:55:56.000 So yeah, almost five years.

01:55:58.000 And freaking, I was already, had two deployments in our belt, but those first two deployments were in Kuwait, so it was before the war. 0.98

01:56:05.000 So that was freaking border guard shit up there in Iraq, Kuwait. 0.98

01:56:10.000 Then we did Kosovo. 0.99

01:56:12.000 And in between that, 9-11 kicked off, then we invaded Iraq.

01:56:17.000 And then I didn't go in the invasion.

01:56:19.000 We went in the second round of 04-05.

01:56:22.000 So I was in Germany in freaking first ID.

01:56:25.000 And that's when we pushed out on basically replacements for the Iraq invasion guys, 04.

01:56:30.000 And after that kicked off, it was just back-to-back deployments all the way until pretty much I retired.

01:56:35.000 Because I was in actually combat units, and I was on tanks.

01:56:38.000 I did freaking tanks for 20 years.

01:56:40.000 Did you think you were going to make it through?

01:56:42.000 20 years.

01:56:43.000 Do you think you ever were like, did you think you would make it through?

01:56:46.000 How'd you feel about that?

01:56:49.000 Well, there was times when I thought I was a gunner.

01:56:52.000 But like, that was 04, 05.

01:56:56.000 The insurgency really kicked off during that time.

01:56:59.000 And I was in friggin Samara, which is like north of Baghdad. 0.99

01:57:02.000 Nobody knows where the fuck it is. 0.99

01:57:03.000 If you look it up on the map, it's Sunni. 0.99

01:57:05.000 It's called the Sunni Triangle. 0.98

01:57:07.000 But that's that city.

01:57:08.000 Samara was a city Saddam could control.

01:57:10.000 So he built a bypass bridge around it during his when he was still in control. 0.99

01:57:14.000 But freaking, we were like, we were rolling in tanks and Bradleys and shit. 0.98

01:57:19.000 So we were an infantry battalion. 0.99

01:57:21.000 So I was a tank platoon.

01:57:22.000 I was attached to an infantry battalion.

01:57:25.000 So we had, what, three?

01:57:28.000 We had three infantry companies, but each of those had like two, or questioned one tank platoon.

01:57:34.000 So we were support for the infantry guys. 0.99

01:57:36.000 And we would just roll around, do 100 killer teams, go around and just fucking blast fucking insurgents all day. 0.99

01:57:41.000 And we were outnumbered the whole fucking time because we had 800 guys. 1.00

01:57:44.000 That's counting support, fuelers, all that shit you have in your battalion. 0.99

01:57:49.000 So you go out there and their whole job is to support you. 0.99

01:57:52.000 Like we have fuelers, cooks, all that shit, but they stay on the freaking fob. 1.00

01:57:57.000 They don't do shit. 1.00

01:57:58.000 They support us. 0.99

01:57:59.000 But we're the guys going out. 1.00

01:58:00.000 We do the shit every day. 1.00

01:58:01.000 And we'll throw out there. 1.00

01:58:02.000 We'll be out there with a tank between 16 guys.

01:58:05.000 They have four guys per tank.

01:58:07.000 And you'll just go out there.

01:58:07.000 You'll have your mission.

01:58:09.000 Go out there, set up an OP at whatever pasty checkpoint shit, whatever street, because everything was named street. 0.90

01:58:15.000 All our street names were basketball team names. 0.73

01:58:22.000 So we would set up on 40th Street would be, so it was, it was 10th, so 10s, the street names would be 10s going north to south, and then the east to west were basketball team names. 0.99

01:58:34.000 So we just have like that code words like that shit. 0.90

01:58:36.000 And we'd set up like checkpoint between 10th Street, 10th, and Lakers. 0.99

01:58:40.000 And we'd go set up ACA checkpoint. 0.99

01:58:42.000 And we would just wait for people to come fucking shoot at us. 1.00

01:58:45.000 And then shoot. 1.00

01:58:46.000 So these assholes come out with AKs and RPGs. 1.00

01:58:51.000 And we just fucking gun them down instantly. 1.00

01:58:54.000 Is it possible to bring democracy to the East or is it incompatible with their genetic DNA? 0.99

01:59:03.000 Like Pat Buchanan says, we should stop wasting our time in these foreign wars because they can never embrace democracy.

01:59:10.000 They don't even want it. 0.84

01:59:12.000 It's like trying to bring homosexuality to straight people. 0.89

01:59:18.000 Well, it's hard to say.

01:59:20.000 Like, there are good people over there in those countries.

01:59:22.000 I've been to Afghanistan, too.

01:59:25.000 And we did 2011, 2012.

01:59:27.000 That was my last.

01:59:28.000 I did three tours in Iraq.

01:59:30.000 And then I did Afghanistan.

01:59:31.000 Then they stuck me on some instructor duty down there in Georgia.

01:59:35.000 And then I retired, finished my 20.

01:59:37.000 But frick it, I was there for the very first vote in Iraq, the very first voting day.

01:59:45.000 That was in 2000, was it December, I think, November, 2004.

01:59:50.000 And we had to guard all the polling places in Samarra. 0.70

01:59:53.000 And they, so we were out there doing checkpoints and shit with the Iraqi army and the Iraqi police. 0.99

01:59:58.000 They're all useless. 0.99

02:00:00.000 But freaking, they were trying to, insurgents were trying to mortar their own people at their own polling stations. 1.00

02:00:06.000 Theyraqi civilians. 0.99

02:00:10.000 People don't understand what animals those insurgents are, what the terrorists are. 0.69

02:00:13.000 They're pure animals.

02:00:14.000 And people don't get that.

02:00:16.000 They think we're going to change their minds and be friends and let them come back from Syria and come rehabilitate them. 1.00

02:00:23.000 They're garbage. 1.00

02:00:24.000 Once they're there, they're gone pretty much. 1.00

02:00:26.000 They're useless. 0.76

02:00:27.000 I've talked to soldiers who tell me about average Iraqis just cutting off dogs' ears with shearing scissors like stray dogs and then watching them go, just as like a haha, just a random fun joke, like flipping a coin. 0.94

02:00:44.000 Yeah, I've seen them.

02:00:46.000 They don't like dogs out there because they're every freaking way.

02:00:48.000 They all got rabies, too, so that's kind of a thing.

02:00:51.000 But like the funny thing about the dogs in Iraq is they all look like house dogs. 1.00

02:00:57.000 A lot of them are like mutts.

02:00:58.000 They all got released, like ran away from home.

02:01:01.000 So it's not like, they're not like coyotes running around. 1.00

02:01:04.000 They're like little like, hey, it's little freaking, you know, freaking baby little freaking poodle and shit running around. 0.99

02:01:13.000 And there are packs of them, like, having big old pack bites and shit. 1.00

02:01:16.000 It's hilarious. 0.99

02:01:17.000 What a mess.

02:01:19.000 So should we be there?

02:01:20.000 Should we be in Iraq? 0.99

02:01:21.000 Should we be in the Middle East? 1.00

02:01:22.000 Is it a good plan?

02:01:23.000 If you were president, would you send people there?

02:01:28.000 No, it's a waste of time.

02:01:29.000 So I am, my theory is different.

02:01:32.000 So whenever I talk, this is what I like to do, the piss liberals off when I talk to them.

02:01:36.000 So you're, yeah, we should never be over there.

02:01:40.000 Whatever.

02:01:40.000 I'll be, yeah, I agree with you.

02:01:41.000 Because if we're not going to go in there and kill everybody and take all the resources, it's a waste of time.

02:01:48.000 So they get all, uh, gurgle girl. 1.00

02:01:52.000 They get all tip-top and shit. 0.99

02:01:54.000 All right, man. 0.99

02:01:54.000 Thanks for calling. 0.99

02:01:55.000 Good having you on the show.

02:01:56.000 Thank you for your service.

02:01:58.000 You know, Coulter says that too.

02:02:00.000 She goes, why did we even tell them that oil was a thing?

02:02:04.000 She goes, we should have just said, we're going to clean your water supply.

02:02:09.000 Like, they didn't have the resources to build these massive structures that can usurp oil from the sands.

02:02:16.000 We should have just said, you have this pollutant in your own.

02:02:20.000 We'll pay you $300 a month to get rid of all of it.

02:02:24.000 We'll remove the black guck. 1.00

02:02:28.000 That's a good idea.

02:02:30.000 We got Dave online.

02:02:32.000 What's up, Dave?

02:02:33.000 Alfred, Dave.

02:02:38.000 Am I live?

02:02:38.000 You are.

02:02:39.000 Am I for real on?

02:02:40.000 You're for real on.

02:02:41.000 You're on real.

02:02:42.000 David McGuinness and the Fag Zone? 0.99

02:02:45.000 Oh.

02:02:45.000 Yeah, well, I mean, it's not pronounced perfectly, but that's...

02:02:47.000 Yeah, you seem to have the general idea.

02:02:49.000 I got the first part right.

02:02:50.000 The second part, a little.

02:02:52.000 David McGainus?

02:02:54.000 It's not.

02:02:54.000 It's Gavin McInnes.

02:02:57.000 Well, he's a veteran.

02:02:58.000 Let's not correct the man.

02:03:00.000 Okay.

02:03:00.000 Maybe just...

02:03:01.000 It's a little annoying, but okay. 0.91

02:03:02.000 Thanks, Fag Zone. 1.00

02:03:04.000 You know what?

02:03:06.000 Veterans shouldn't always get away with it. 0.70

02:03:08.000 Go ahead.

02:03:09.000 Yeah, okay.

02:03:11.000 I apologize.

02:03:12.000 Anyways, any Hizzle, I just want to tell you guys about when I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2012, I actually knew a black guy named Jews.

02:03:24.000 Like, swear to God.

02:03:25.000 Black guy named Jews. 0.61

02:03:27.000 And he was like, he's what they call.

02:03:29.000 Wait, his name Was Jews or Junes?

02:03:31.000 I think Jews. 0.63

02:03:32.000 Yeah, he was seriously a black guy named Jews. 0.89

02:03:36.000 J-E-W-S? 1.00

02:03:38.000 Yes, J-E-W-S. 1.00

02:03:41.000 And he was what they called that guy.

02:03:44.000 You know, like Gomer Pyle, like in, you know, the guy that's kind of slow, slowing everybody down in the platoon, everything.

02:03:52.000 He's that kind of guy. 1.00

02:03:54.000 And then there was this funny ass day where this sergeant's like just talking shit to him. 1.00

02:03:58.000 He's like, hey, Jews, why do you talk so fucking slow all the time, man? 1.00

02:04:02.000 You're so slow, man. 1.00

02:04:04.000 Why are you so slow? 1.00

02:04:06.000 And he goes like, Jews, he goes like, I talk so slow because I'm fucking your bomb to brass. 1.00

02:04:15.000 And it is like everybody in the chow hall just started laughing, dude. 1.00

02:04:20.000 Yeah, that's something I wanted to tell you.

02:04:23.000 Did he not understand reverence to your superiors?

02:04:26.000 Like, there's certain jokes you can't do to the top brass, right?

02:04:30.000 Yeah, but when you're deployed, because it's like because it's like we could die, you know, there's just a little less, you could get away with more stuff, you know?

02:04:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:04:43.000 Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

02:04:45.000 What are they going to do? 0.98

02:04:45.000 Kill you? 0.98

02:04:46.000 You're like, I'm already going to die. 1.00

02:04:50.000 Yeah.

02:04:52.000 And then your comp, you know, I know you were asking about cigarettes.

02:04:55.000 Why you always see veterans with cigarettes? 0.86

02:04:58.000 Well, the reason is, is actually because when they're out and about, you know, fighting out the wire and shit, they're always smoking cigarettes to increase that flight or flight high. 0.92

02:05:10.000 You know? 0.93

02:05:11.000 Right.

02:05:12.000 But in World War II, were they heavily supplied with cigarettes at all times?

02:05:17.000 Like in Saving Private Ryan, they're nomadic, basically.

02:05:20.000 They're wandering through farmers' fields the whole movie.

02:05:23.000 They had them in their rations, in their MREs.

02:05:26.000 It was before MREs.

02:05:28.000 Yeah, they had cigarettes in their rations, military rations.

02:05:30.000 Had cigarettes.

02:05:31.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:32.000 Hamlet unfiltered.

02:05:34.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:34.000 I don't know.

02:05:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:35.000 All right.

02:05:35.000 Thanks for your call, sir.

02:05:38.000 I don't know.

02:05:39.000 TYFYS.

02:05:40.000 Huge mistake.

02:05:44.000 Yeah, there's this awesome channel.

02:05:46.000 If you want to just dedicate some of your time to looking up military stuff, there's a cool little stop.

02:05:51.000 You can see what they ate if you go to this guy's.

02:05:54.000 I'll pull it up in a second.

02:05:55.000 We'll take a call.

02:05:56.000 But he goes through all the military rations, the things that the guys over there eat.

02:06:02.000 Ryan not only watches this channel of a guy eating MREs.

02:06:06.000 What does MRE stand for again?

02:06:08.000 Meals ready to eat.

02:06:09.000 Meals ready to eat.

02:06:10.000 But he orders them himself and sits there eating like one cornmeal.

02:06:14.000 Biggs got me one.

02:06:15.000 He did the...

02:06:16.000 Was it Roland Martin and Biggs, right?

02:06:19.000 That's who did.

02:06:19.000 Yeah.

02:06:20.000 So he brought me in two MREs for very tasty.

02:06:24.000 We have...

02:06:25.000 Okay, is this Sean?

02:06:28.000 Hello?

02:06:29.000 Hello?

02:06:30.000 Hello?

02:06:31.000 Hello?

02:06:32.000 Hey, what's up, Gav?

02:06:33.000 What's up, Rye Guy?

02:06:34.000 Hello.

02:06:35.000 What's up, dude?

02:06:38.000 Well, I had two different things.

02:06:40.000 I'll make it quick since it's probably been a long show.

02:06:42.000 I haven't been able to listen to it.

02:06:44.000 But my main question is just about, do you think that the states is going to get to a point where we're like a big religion that has a schism, and we're going to just completely divide into two countries?

02:07:01.000 Yeah.

02:07:01.000 I think we're headed down South Africa's path.

02:07:05.000 I think we're going to get into gated communities and civil war.

02:07:11.000 It looks like we will become a completely racially based country. 0.81

02:07:16.000 Black people vote for the black guy, Hispanics vote for the Hispanic guy, whites vote for the white guy, Asians vote for the Asian guy. 0.95

02:07:23.000 And we'll start becoming tribal. 0.96

02:07:26.000 And as you can see in South Africa right now, they say it's black on white.

02:07:30.000 That's not what's going on at all.

02:07:32.000 There's eight tribes, four on four. 0.86

02:07:34.000 Four are socialist, four are with the boars, and one of those four is white, and seven of those tribes is black. 0.77

02:07:44.000 So it's more like a socialism versus anti-socialism thing, but I think we're headed there.

02:07:50.000 We're headed into a totally segregated society.

02:07:54.000 And the part that pisses me off is it's based on rhetoric.

02:07:59.000 It's based on lies. 0.91

02:08:00.000 It's based on this myth of white supremacy.

02:08:03.000 That's not a thing.

02:08:05.000 We don't know any white supremacists.

02:08:07.000 They don't come along. 1.00

02:08:08.000 And Kyle Chapman's full of shit, by the way. 1.00

02:08:10.000 He's a fucking loose canon multiple felon. 1.00

02:08:14.000 People have been asking me about this all day. 1.00

02:08:16.000 He's a wacko. 1.00

02:08:16.000 Kyle Chapman has said he's taking over the Proud Boys. 1.00

02:08:19.000 They're called the Proud Goys.

02:08:20.000 How did you hear about this?

02:08:22.000 Through Twitter. 0.98

02:08:23.000 And the guy, he went to Ohio or some fucking place, and then he tried to join a chapter there, and they're like, no. 0.99

02:08:30.000 Maybe Oklahoma. 0.99

02:08:31.000 New York Times called me about it today.

02:08:33.000 And they said, is it true that Kyle Chapman's taking over the Proud Boys?

02:08:37.000 They're called the Proud Goys, and they're anti-Zionist and stuff. 0.96

02:08:40.000 He is a fringe weirdo. 0.97

02:08:42.000 He's a nut bar. 0.99

02:08:43.000 And he's done this a few times now, and it's always been like a silly joke. 0.86

02:08:47.000 But the fact that it's getting any legs shows how desperate they fail. 0.98

02:08:50.000 He started a failed military, not military, like the muscle of the Proud Boys side group, and that was just horseshit. 0.96

02:08:59.000 He didn't go anywhere.

02:09:00.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, sir.

02:09:02.000 I just want them to suffer.

02:09:06.000 Please don't beat me up, Kyle, with your stick.

02:09:08.000 When I meet Kyle in person, he's a great guy. 1.00

02:09:11.000 But when I see all this shit, I think, fuck you. 1.00

02:09:13.000 I don't think I've ever met him. 1.00

02:09:16.000 Really?

02:09:16.000 Yeah.

02:09:17.000 Beefy, dude.

02:09:18.000 All right, we've got to wrap it up soon.

02:09:20.000 All right, let's see if we can get one more. 0.99

02:09:22.000 Seems weird on Veterans Day to tell veterans to fuck off, but, you know, it's a two-hour show. 0.99

02:09:30.000 Let me see. 0.99

02:09:32.000 This one I'm kind of interested in.

02:09:33.000 This is not a veteran.

02:09:34.000 It's about Siri.

02:09:36.000 BLM, Siri. 0.76

02:09:37.000 Okay.

02:09:38.000 Can we hit this one real quick?

02:09:39.000 Bruce.

02:09:43.000 Hey, how you doing?

02:09:44.000 Hey, man.

02:09:46.000 I didn't say Siri, though.

02:09:47.000 I said theory.

02:09:48.000 Oh, okay.

02:09:48.000 BLM Theory.

02:09:50.000 Well, yeah.

02:09:52.000 So my general BLM theory is just that I don't think that BLM here in the U.S. is really For the U.S., my theory is that they are ramping up for something pretty big, and I think that the African immigrants moving into Europe are being influenced by the BLM information that they're pushing.

02:10:15.000 So while it is beneficial to generate a whole bunch of money to give to Biden, I think it's more about getting the people in Europe all worked up.

02:10:24.000 So whenever the thing does happen, they're ready to go.

02:10:27.000 And that's why you're seeing BLM riots in Europe that have nothing to do with getting it. 0.88

02:10:31.000 I was talking to Tommy Robinson recently, and he said, for everything I did against Islam and pedophilia, I got a lot of blowback and whatever.

02:10:40.000 I was arrested.

02:10:40.000 But he goes, when I went up against BLM, I've never experienced anything like this.

02:10:45.000 Like, they want to kill my friends, my friends' friends.

02:10:48.000 He goes, fighting BLM in Britain is a totally different setup. 0.62

02:10:54.000 And I was like, but Britain didn't have slaves. 0.99

02:10:56.000 Like, what the fuck are they talking about? 0.99

02:10:58.000 And this war on blacks in Britain, like, British police don't even have guns. 1.00

02:11:02.000 So what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

02:11:04.000 And he's like, I don't know what's going on, but they've got a lot of power and a lot of energy. 1.00

02:11:10.000 So there is something fishy going on in Europe with BLM.

02:11:13.000 It seems like it's...

02:11:14.000 Yeah, it's very easy to manipulate somebody who isn't very bright.

02:11:18.000 And the people that come up from Africa, generally speaking, like you said, they're not...

02:11:22.000 You know, we're probably talking about 90 IQ.

02:11:25.000 Yeah.

02:11:27.000 All right.

02:11:28.000 Good theory, sir.

02:11:29.000 Good theory.

02:11:29.000 Thanks for calling.

02:11:32.000 All right, let's do one more vet, and then I got to go.

02:11:34.000 I believe this is a veteran.

02:11:36.000 Zuma Bourbon.

02:11:40.000 I believe that's the phonetic alphabet.

02:11:42.000 Hey, man.

02:11:44.000 Zoomy.

02:11:44.000 I called you before.

02:11:46.000 I'm a veteran.

02:11:47.000 I am a veteran.

02:11:48.000 Nice.

02:11:49.000 Yeah, listen, one thing before I talk about bourbon to you is I think the Marines were established in the Continental Congress.

02:11:58.000 Are you with me?

02:12:00.000 My understanding is the Muslim pirates, the Berbers, were stealing our women, and we had to create a task force to stop it. 1.00

02:12:12.000 And that was the Marines. 0.95

02:12:13.000 Oh, they invaded Nassau.

02:12:17.000 It was during the Revolutionary War.

02:12:20.000 They invaded some armory, British armory, and got weapons for the Revolutionary War.

02:12:29.000 So they had nothing to do with pirates.

02:12:33.000 Well, they reestablished.

02:12:34.000 I think they.

02:12:36.000 I don't think the United States.

02:12:39.000 They were originally just establishing the Continental Army.

02:12:43.000 That's all I know.

02:12:44.000 Yes, it was obviously pre-America.

02:12:46.000 We're talking about 250 years ago.

02:12:48.000 So it was pre-American. 0.81

02:12:50.000 But it was 1775.

02:12:52.000 It was before the Declaration of Independence.

02:12:55.000 Yes.

02:12:56.000 But it was them trying to deal with this. 0.99

02:12:59.000 They were not just stealing white women as sex slaves. 1.00

02:13:02.000 They were stealing white men as slaves. 1.00

02:13:05.000 Oh, I understand that. 0.87

02:13:07.000 Yes.

02:13:08.000 Yep.

02:13:08.000 And that's why they call them leathernecks, because the leather around their neck was hopefully to keep them from getting their head lobbed off.

02:13:19.000 Oh, really?

02:13:20.000 The Marines would wear leather on their necks to stop getting beheaded?

02:13:24.000 Yeah, I think that's what the original leather neck was for, was to protect them against that scimitar or whatever the curved blade they used was.

02:13:37.000 Right, smite E above their necks. 0.84

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:41.000 Okay, listen, bourbon.

02:13:44.000 I know you drank Baker's Mark, and that's a very fine, regular bourbon, but you got enough money.

02:13:51.000 You could buy some of these.

02:13:54.000 Eagle Rare makes a 10-year-old that's available all the time.

02:13:58.000 They make a 17-Eagle Rare 17-year-old that's available sometimes that I have had and is glorious.

02:14:07.000 The Double Eagle, the 20-year-old, I've never had.

02:14:11.000 My beer store says they've never even seen it.

02:14:15.000 They said last time the 17-year-old came around, they got one bottle.

02:14:20.000 So I don't know.

02:14:21.000 I think if I had your kind of money, I'd upgrade and drink better quality of bourbon.

02:14:27.000 Just my opinion.

02:14:28.000 A Makersmark bottle is $45.

02:14:32.000 It lasts me two days.

02:14:34.000 That seems like a lot of money.

02:14:35.000 You make the premium.

02:14:37.000 You make a premium.

02:14:38.000 But is the Eagle Rare sweet?

02:14:40.000 Every time I get some fancy bourbon, I'm like, it's got this rye, sort of a Jack Daniels kind of a bitterness to it, where the beauty of Makersmark is it's so sweet.

02:14:53.000 I think you'll find that the sweet nuttiness of bourbon comes from the aging and the more years you get.

02:15:03.000 Look for the years.

02:15:05.000 Single barrel and number of years.

02:15:08.000 I don't know.

02:15:09.000 Okay, sold.

02:15:10.000 I promise you I'm getting a bottle of what's it called?

02:15:12.000 Eagle Eagle Rare 17 year old.

02:15:14.000 Eagle Rare.

02:15:16.000 Try that double eagle.

02:15:17.000 The 10-year-old's available all the time.

02:15:19.000 The 17-year-old is even more rare.

02:15:23.000 But the double eagle, I've never had.

02:15:25.000 My beer store never even heard of it.

02:15:27.000 I had to look at their website to prove that it existed to them.

02:15:31.000 So I don't know.

02:15:33.000 If I had your kind of money, I'd never drink $40 bourbon.

02:15:37.000 Okay, good to know.

02:15:38.000 I'm on it.

02:15:39.000 All right, folks.

02:15:41.000 That is it.

02:15:45.000 There she blows. 1.00

02:15:49.000 We are done.

02:15:50.000 This episode of Veterans Day.

02:15:53.000 I thought it was really fun.

02:15:54.000 I like doing an all-calls show.

02:15:57.000 I obviously like taking vets' calls. 0.97

02:16:01.000 You learn that they're fucking just like the rest of us with the same problems and the same concerns. 0.94

02:16:07.000 I'm a little disappointed in America today for the lack of veterans, anything going on. 0.98

02:16:14.000 I checked Twitter moments, nothing.

02:16:17.000 Nothing about veterans.

02:16:18.000 I checked Twitter hashtags, and yes, Veterans Day was the number one trending hashtag, but that's us mortals trending hashtag Veterans Day.

02:16:30.000 The Twitter topics is what sort of the mainstream left choses, and I guess, chooses, and I guess supporting vets is like supporting Americans.

02:16:40.000 Supporting Americans, supporting Trump, and that's for Botan. 1.00

02:16:43.000 Well, fuck you. 1.00

02:16:44.000 All right. 1.00

02:16:45.000 Your job sucks, and you get pissed off if it's raining when you walk from the subway to your front door. 1.00

02:16:53.000 These men have died. 1.00

02:16:56.000 How many Americans have died in wars?

02:16:58.000 We lost 620,000 in the Civil War, 60,000 in Vietnam.

02:17:08.000 I don't know how many in World War II, probably 40,000.

02:17:12.000 We've lost hundreds of thousands of men who didn't go there because they philosophically believe this is a good war. 0.99

02:17:20.000 They went there because they decided to defend America and whatever asshole was in charge could send them somewhere. 0.99

02:17:28.000 What does it say? 0.99

02:17:30.000 650,000 in the 20th century?

02:17:35.000 Yeah, that's nothing.

02:17:37.000 And then another 620,000 from disease, combat, starvation, civil war.

02:17:43.000 Civil War.

02:17:44.000 Wait, what?

02:17:45.000 How does that matter?

02:17:46.000 Anyway.

02:17:48.000 Well, we have to come up with that total now before we leave.

02:17:50.000 How many Americans have died in battle? 0.99

02:17:55.000 And he's on some fucking Wikipedia. 0.99

02:17:59.000 Let me just look at mine. 0.99

02:18:00.000 Oh, computer.

02:18:01.000 How many Americans have died in war total?

02:18:06.000 Here's something I found on reference.com.

02:18:08.000 During World War I, a total of 116,516 American soldiers were killed.

02:18:15.000 That is the seventh most deaths of any country that participated in the war.

02:18:20.000 The United States sent 4,355,000 soldiers to participate in the war, and roughly 7% of them were either killed, injured, or captured.

02:18:32.000 Okay, so that's not acceptable, computer.

02:18:36.000 We have the Civil War, 620.

02:18:38.000 World War II, 400.

02:18:40.000 So we're at a million now, right?

02:18:42.000 World War I, 100,000.

02:18:44.000 Vietnam, 60,000.

02:18:46.000 So we're at like 1.6 million.

02:18:50.000 1.6 million men have died for you to make sure you're safe.

02:18:56.000 Sometimes the war was wrong.

02:18:58.000 Sometimes the dictums were wrong. 0.99

02:19:00.000 Sometimes the battle was a fucking shit show where they had no backup, but they did it anyway because they believed in the grander scheme of things, the bigger picture. 0.99

02:19:11.000 And the bigger picture is, I love this country and I want you to be safe. 1.00

02:19:16.000 Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

02:19:18.000 How about a thank you?

02:19:20.000 How about a thank you for men who threw their lives into the wind to make sure that you were safe?

02:19:28.000 Well, I would personally like to say thank you to all the vets who died and all the vets who risked their lives and all the vets alive today who would dare to risk their lives for us.

02:19:39.000 Jesus, I'm sorry to blaspheme, but I am so thankful that these guys are out there. 0.99

02:19:44.000 Their incredible bravery is unfathomable to me as a fucking pussy, normal person walking the street. 0.99

02:19:52.000 Thank you so much to the American military, to the Western military, to all of these men who defend everything we hold dear. 0.99

02:20:02.000 And I deeply apologize on behalf of my brethren and the people around me for not recognizing what you do.

02:20:08.000 And I know you fight for them too. 0.99

02:20:10.000 And that makes it even more shocking, even more brave that you fight for people who tell you to fuck off. 1.00

02:20:17.000 Wow. 1.00

02:20:19.000 Thank you.

02:20:20.000 And to the rest of us, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 13, 2020

GOML LIVE #73 - VETERAN'S DAY

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