Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 11, 2020


GOML LIVE #77 - TEENAGE HEAD (Part 1)

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movie infidelity Lifetime movies China-phobia China Files video China files
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Gavin McInnes
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Bubba
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Ezra Levant Johnny Apple CBD Hank David Shortel David Carradine Liam Neeson Roger Stone Jovi Val Trump Gavin McGinnis Andy Campbell Katie Hopkins Ryan Katsu Rivera Proud Boys Li-Om-Ni-San Sanders Trudeau Gramps Bill Shakespeare Charles Bukowski and 26 more
GOML LIVE #77 - TEENAGE HEAD S03E51 - MILO [2020-12-14 - S03E51 - MILO]

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36 minutes

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5,786

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642

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Misogyny

19

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168

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33

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Gavin talks about The Cramps and the early days of rock and roll, and how to deal with cramps from drinking too much and smoking too little. Plus, a new segment called the mailbag. Get 20% off all orders with promo code GAVEN20 when you enter promo code GWELOWELOWEN at checkout. Get your Christmas shopping done early with a 20% discount when you place your order before Dec. 25th! Thanks to our sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD, our most popular sponsor ever! Support patriot-owned business, visit jonnyapplecbd.co/getoffmylawn and get 20% all orders when you use promo code GROWTH20 at checkout when you get your order in by Dec. 31st. Get a copy of our new book, "Here's a Call: A Separate Truth from Fiction: Separate Fact from Fiction" by Christian Weiss, which is out now! Get your own copy of the book, Here's A Call: Here's a Book About Me! by Bill Weiss. Subscribe to Who Says? and get 10% off your first purchase at jonnieappalfoodcbdc.co.nz/get_offmy_lawn/who_saying_me_discovering_the_real_thing/what_is_good_and_how_bad_isnt_heavily_fucking-fucking_good on the real deal or are you just talking about it? Get off my lawn with Gavin McGinnis and Christian Weiss's new book: Here's book, Here s a Call Me Back, Here s A Separately from New York, here s a call me back from the Real Deal by Christian's Real Deal, and here's a call-in about what s he's writing a book about The Gramps and how much he's going to do with it, and what he s going to be doing to help me with his new book about it, and so much more! . Get Off My Lawn with Gavin talks about it all on this week's episode of Get off My Lawn With Gavin's new album, Get On My Lawn by Christian s new book called The Real Deal with Christian Weiss: Get on my Lawn with me by Gav and Gav talks about how he s gonna be a real deal with it! and much more.

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00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:21.000 Do you want the real deal or are you just talking?
00:00:34.000 Do you understand? 0.99
00:00:37.000 I'm the garbage man. 1.00
00:00:40.000 What a fucking great band that was! 0.99
00:00:42.000 Every time I hear them, I remember that when we did a feature of them in Vice, in like the mid-90s, I made the headline, The Gramps. 1.00
00:00:52.000 What a fucking stupid shithead 25-year-old I was. 1.00
00:00:59.000 I thought I would try something new today. 1.00
00:01:01.000 Let's try to do a typical get-off-my-lawn show minus the green screen and end an interview.
00:01:07.000 and uh do like the mailbag and all that shit all the sections in half an hour and then peace out the freebie part um and continue our shiznit so we'll have a final video at 9 30 the subscribers still have another hour and a half to party and we do them how are you doing by the way you don't seem to be partying very hard no 0.76
00:01:31.000 I have, speaking of the cramps, I think I got the cramps or something. 0.69
00:01:36.000 Well you gotta show yourself when you're talking.
00:01:40.000 So what's happening there, darkness?
00:01:42.000 I look like the dark boy.
00:01:45.000 You got some, uh, you got some stomach problems?
00:01:47.000 Yeah, my stomach burns.
00:01:49.000 Yeah, you made a pot of coffee at 5pm, I told you not to do that.
00:01:53.000 True.
00:01:55.000 Vincent, a friend sent pizza and I appreciate it.
00:02:02.000 Do you have your own talk show?
00:02:04.000 No, I produce a show, but I don't talk much.
00:02:09.000 Stomach hurts.
00:02:10.000 That was great.
00:02:11.000 Way to get the ball rolling.
00:02:14.000 The Cramps were like a psychobilly band where rockabilly and punk had an affair and it became really big in Britain.
00:02:21.000 Psychobillies were everywhere.
00:02:22.000 They had pompadours that went out like this big.
00:02:25.000 But it never really caught on in the States.
00:02:26.000 I don't know why.
00:02:28.000 I think one of them is dead now.
00:02:30.000 But they were the real deal. 0.99
00:02:31.000 They were not fucking around. 0.98
00:02:35.000 And that album, Bad Music for Bad People, has to be heard to be believed. 0.99
00:02:39.000 It's a masterpiece.
00:02:41.000 Sounds like a greatest hits album.
00:02:42.000 What was I talking about, the Gramps? 1.00
00:02:44.000 Fuck me. 1.00
00:02:47.000 But before we get started, let's hear a word from our sponsor, our most popular sponsor ever, Johnny Apple CBD. 1.00
00:02:55.000 You should hear Tommy Baggs at the gym talking about CBD. 0.96
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00:03:22.000 Jesus, that's such a boomer thing to do, dude.
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00:03:28.000 Who says visit www dot?
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00:03:46.000 You know, I know a girl at a barmaid, one of my pubs I go to, she smokes, I don't think they sell this here, but like CBD pot.
00:03:58.000 They don't have the pot, they have the vaporizers.
00:04:00.000 Right, which I guess is the same thing, or similar.
00:04:03.000 But like, she smokes non-THC pot and gets a buzz. 0.89
00:04:07.000 And she showed me some and I smelled it and it smelled like weed.
00:04:11.000 So this might, like I get the deal with the gummies is you sort of have a pot buzz without the pot buzz.
00:04:18.000 Which is probably what we were smoking in the 80s.
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00:04:40.000 Fun dudes.
00:04:41.000 Okay, so we got the song.
00:04:44.000 We see we talk about our songs every intro so we don't have to pay for them.
00:04:47.000 We call it editorial.
00:04:48.000 Here's a book.
00:04:49.000 Today's book is called Hell.
00:04:53.000 Separate truth from fiction and get your toughest questions answered.
00:04:59.000 Now I can be a Christian God-fearing man and still laugh my head off at this book. 0.97
00:05:02.000 Bill Weiss went to hell.
00:05:06.000 I guess he was sick or something?
00:05:07.000 And he was dead for a couple of minutes? 0.93
00:05:10.000 And he went to hell.
00:05:12.000 And I realized, so I bought this at the airport going, I want to hear what it's like.
00:05:16.000 And the whole time I'm reading this, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:19.000 How does God warn us?
00:05:20.000 What roads lead to hell?
00:05:21.000 God is not to blame.
00:05:22.000 The choice is yours.
00:05:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:05:25.000 Can I fucking get to hell, please? 1.00
00:05:27.000 I want to get to hell. 1.00
00:05:29.000 I want to hear the descriptions. 0.97
00:05:30.000 Like, is it a lake of fire?
00:05:32.000 This is, uh, he doesn't get into it much in this book, because it's his second book.
00:05:37.000 He's written two books on going to hell.
00:05:40.000 Might this person be a scam artist? 0.97
00:05:43.000 Now, like 500 fucking, like literally 278 pages into it, you hear that there's a long, long sort of underground highway of people just walking, and it's on fire, and it's hot, and then eventually they come to this cliff, and they try to turn back, but they can't because the mob is moving forward, so they slowly topple off into this big lake of fire. 0.97
00:06:04.000 That's all I could get out of this whole thing! 0.99
00:06:07.000 But, yeah, it's a fucking rip-off. 0.99
00:06:11.000 Do not buy this book. 0.99
00:06:13.000 New York Times best-selling author of 23 Minutes in Hell.
00:06:16.000 Yeah, that was the first one.
00:06:17.000 He went to hell for 23 minutes.
00:06:19.000 Imagine the PTSD you'd have. 0.93
00:06:22.000 Imagine if you were a pea.
00:06:24.000 Right?
00:06:25.000 And you were eaten by a guy, and you go through his entrails, all around, then you come out in the toilet. 0.51
00:06:32.000 I had an explosive diarrhea today and there was garden peas in it.
00:06:36.000 And as I'm flushing those peas that had just survived this, and all the alcohol and stuff in there, I thought, now he's gotta go on a whole other ride!
00:06:45.000 And guess what he has when he eventually ends up back in the Atlantic Ocean?
00:06:51.000 PTSD.
00:06:53.000 Oh, so lucky.
00:06:54.000 That is a lucky bird.
00:06:55.000 Anyway, I like buying... I realized the other day, I like shitty writing. 0.93
00:07:01.000 So I enjoyed that book.
00:07:03.000 And it's... I enjoyed hearing his hustle, and how serious he was, and wondering about the scam, and does he believe it?
00:07:10.000 That kind of stuff.
00:07:11.000 That's fun to me.
00:07:12.000 And this book I'm reading now, The Blue Chameleon, Daryl Cincuenta.
00:07:17.000 It's not, it's kind of an awkwardly written book.
00:07:20.000 You can tell he sort of dictated it to a guy, and this is no Kierkegaard.
00:07:24.000 We're not, this is no Taming of the Shrew.
00:07:28.000 First guy to get the vaccine is named Bill Shakespeare.
00:07:32.000 Boring story, who cares?
00:07:38.000 But I like that.
00:07:39.000 I don't know, it's more authentic.
00:07:40.000 I've read enough good writing in my day. 0.98
00:07:42.000 I don't need everyone to be fucking Charles Bukowski. 0.98
00:07:49.000 Um, oh wow, this half hour really zips by. 0.99
00:07:52.000 Where'd my fucking notes go? 0.99
00:07:54.000 I'm gonna try to stop swearing so much in these shows. 1.00
00:07:58.000 Uh, I saw an honest thief last night?
00:08:01.000 I kind of got in trouble with the missus.
00:08:03.000 There's a thing when you're married, when you're waiting for a good movie that you both like, and we both like Liam Neeson.
00:08:09.000 She actually calls him Li-Om-Ni-San because she had this mulatto roommate in college who hated white people.
00:08:15.000 And then my wife discovered that this woman was obsessed with Liam Neeson.
00:08:19.000 And she goes, I notice you keep watching Liam Neeson movies.
00:08:22.000 Do you like him?
00:08:23.000 And she goes, what?
00:08:24.000 I don't, who?
00:08:25.000 Li-Om-Ni-San? 0.54
00:08:28.000 So that's a running joke now.
00:08:29.000 We call him that.
00:08:31.000 It rocks.
00:08:33.000 I don't know why it's getting bad reviews.
00:08:35.000 It is so good.
00:08:36.000 It's about a thief, a bank robber who falls in love and decides to give all the money back.
00:08:41.000 But then the cops decide, actually, why don't we just steal the money?
00:08:44.000 And then they try to frame him.
00:08:46.000 This is my favorite kind of movie.
00:08:47.000 Guys who were framed and they have to get the guys who killed them and prove their innocence.
00:08:57.000 It's not remotely original. 0.99
00:08:58.000 You know, we've got Harrison Ford doing all this shit, but it's fucking fun. 0.98
00:09:03.000 It's on on-demand starting last night. 0.99
00:09:12.000 Anyway, my wife and I like this guy.
00:09:14.000 Especially, I've got a certain set of skills.
00:09:18.000 But she's like, can you just wait till Friday?
00:09:20.000 I'm exhausted now.
00:09:21.000 And I was like, nah.
00:09:25.000 I don't want to.
00:09:26.000 I don't want to wait.
00:09:28.000 Last night was Tuesday night.
00:09:29.000 I don't want to wait Wednesday.
00:09:31.000 I've been waiting for this for weeks!
00:09:33.000 I consider going to the theater alone.
00:09:36.000 Because it was playing nearby.
00:09:39.000 Is that bad?
00:09:40.000 Have I sinned?
00:09:42.000 I probably could have got laid on Friday because I have some pot.
00:09:47.000 So I kind of pulled it out there as a surprise.
00:09:49.000 But then, you know, you do something like that, you wait, and then the kids finally go to bed and she's like, I'm sorry, I am so beat.
00:09:55.000 We finally got the kids down.
00:09:56.000 It's 10 o'clock.
00:09:58.000 So, no.
00:10:01.000 I had movie infidelity last night.
00:10:05.000 It's a sin, but I did it.
00:10:08.000 I'll keep you posted.
00:10:08.000 I'll tell you what.
00:10:09.000 I'll tell you if
00:10:11.000 There was an opening on Friday for us to watch a movie, and I'll tell you if I blew it.
00:10:14.000 I bet I didn't.
00:10:15.000 Uh-oh.
00:10:17.000 Emergencies?
00:10:19.000 I forget who that is.
00:10:27.000 Ryan, I'm realizing now you're right.
00:10:29.000 That KFC movie is a joke.
00:10:31.000 Yes.
00:10:33.000 Colonel Sanders is a funny character.
00:10:36.000 The thing that threw me off is everyone reporting on it so seriously and not getting the jokes.
00:10:42.000 And it's on Lifetime.
00:10:43.000 And it's on Lifetime, so Lifetime's taking the piss out of themselves.
00:10:47.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 Lifetime is mocking Lifetime movies.
00:10:52.000 There's a Steam game which is a dating sim.
00:10:55.000 What do you do?
00:10:59.000 Um, you try to earn Colonel Sanders' love, I believe.
00:11:04.000 The dating simulator. 0.98
00:11:05.000 I'm so disappointed in American youth that they give a shit about Japanime, which is for little Japanese children, and now it's become an adult thing. 0.98
00:11:16.000 It's this infantilization of, of not just Western men, but Japanese men, men all over the world. 1.00
00:11:22.000 You know, all these politics like, fuck Trump, and... 0.99
00:11:26.000 You can't just be non-racist, you have to be anti-racist. 1.00
00:11:28.000 All that dogma.
00:11:30.000 Trans people are real people.
00:11:33.000 Well, they are real people.
00:11:36.000 I had all those beliefs when I was 16.
00:11:39.000 And now you see 36, 46 year olds with this kind of attitude.
00:11:45.000 And you just go, why is my adolescence the norm today?
00:11:51.000 It's disturbing.
00:11:53.000 But yeah, Lifetime is taking the piss out of themselves because they are funny, I guess?
00:11:59.000 Like, aren't you kind of making fun of your fans now?
00:12:03.000 Maybe it's like a good publicity for them to, I don't know, you know.
00:12:08.000 I don't know if they're branching out.
00:12:09.000 They're probably not getting a lot of, like, new demographics.
00:12:12.000 So now they do Lifetime movie parodies?
00:12:13.000 Yeah, just like, you know what?
00:12:14.000 Just to make fun of Lifetime?
00:12:15.000 Let's give it a shot.
00:12:17.000 Um... Okay, let's start the show with a Proud Boys segment.
00:12:24.000 So, pull up the Proud Boys thing.
00:12:26.000 I'm gonna doodle.
00:12:27.000 Ooh, and kido.
00:12:29.000 This is what we do, folks.
00:12:30.000 We have these little interstitials.
00:12:32.000 Start fights, finish them!
00:12:34.000 Proud of your boys!
00:12:40.000 The speaker sounds really quiet.
00:12:43.000 Stand back and stand by.
00:12:45.000 I don't care.
00:12:46.000 I don't mind.
00:12:50.000 Okay.
00:12:51.000 Probably turn it up for the calls. 0.79
00:12:54.000 So at my Alma Mater, Vice, there are these sad cucks.
00:12:58.000 There's this genre of journo-activists.
00:13:01.000 They're beta males.
00:13:02.000 They talk fanatically about right-wing patriots with testosterone.
00:13:08.000 They don't talk about the Aryan nations. 0.92
00:13:10.000 But anyone who they deem as a Trump supporter, who doesn't agree with them, and maybe fucks too much, they obsessively comb through these people like me, they comb through my social media, try to find a transgression. 0.99
00:13:27.000 I call them the Pussy Patrol, because they're pussies on patrol, patrolling the right. 1.00
00:13:33.000 And they don't get laid. 1.00
00:13:35.000 So this is a guy writing about these people.
00:13:37.000 Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes, radical leftist journalist, sort of blamed for domestic terrorism, not patriots.
00:13:41.000 So scroll down.
00:13:42.000 So Vice has this guy.
00:13:44.000 For some, joining the Proud Boys was a stop on the way to neo-Nazi terror.
00:13:51.000 So someone approaches the group.
00:13:54.000 They say, I'm a Nazi.
00:13:55.000 I'd like to join your group. 1.00
00:13:56.000 They say, fuck you. 1.00
00:13:57.000 And then that guy goes to a Nazi group. 1.00
00:13:58.000 Now this group is a gateway drug.
00:14:02.000 And the irony of that is, no, it's you, Cuck McGee.
00:14:09.000 It's you, Andy Campbell.
00:14:10.000 It's you, Ben.
00:14:11.000 Who's this guy?
00:14:12.000 Click on the Proud Boys lawyer wanted to be a Nazi terrorist.
00:14:18.000 Ben Mackutch.
00:14:21.000 Mack Lamoureux.
00:14:23.000 It's these two Canadian dwarfs who don't get laid and they obsessively follow people that won't beat them up. 0.98
00:14:29.000 They know I won't beat them up.
00:14:31.000 I'm a family man.
00:14:32.000 Well, if there's a risk of me getting caught, I won't.
00:14:36.000 You know, they never report on the Aryan nations.
00:14:39.000 Or when they're talking about hate, they totally ignore the black Hebrew Israelites.
00:14:44.000 And the Covenant Catholic school thing was a great example of that. 0.97
00:14:47.000 They had the black Hebrew Israelites pick a fight,
00:14:51.000 with these Catholic school kids and then the Catholics, everyone started swarming on the Catholic school kids and then they started the tape with the Indian going bong bong bong. 0.93
00:14:58.000 That was the Black Hebrew Israelites. 0.98
00:15:00.000 BHI, as they're called, have been murdering Jews all over New York State and New Jersey. 1.00
00:15:05.000 Isn't that hate? 0.97
00:15:06.000 Where's your hate watch? 0.99
00:15:08.000 Nation of Islam, Farrakhan, talking about how Jews are termites. 1.00
00:15:12.000 They need to be exterminated. 1.00
00:15:14.000 No mention of that. 0.99
00:15:17.000 And I was thinking of the guy they're talking about there, the lawyer.
00:15:20.000 I knew him well.
00:15:22.000 And he just got hammered, and hammered, and hammered by Antifa.
00:15:26.000 They harassed his parents.
00:15:28.000 They got his law license revoked. 0.99
00:15:31.000 They kept terrorizing him, and terrorizing him, and calling him a Nazi, and fucking with his life, and coming to his house, and vandalizing his truck. 0.98
00:15:39.000 And they just kept antagonizing him. 0.99
00:15:40.000 And one day, he snapped. 0.70
00:15:42.000 And he went, yeah, now I am that monster. 1.00
00:15:44.000 And I want to kill all of you. 0.99
00:15:47.000 That's what happened to Paul Miller, the guy who got the journalist that got attacked from the Metro Club. 0.99
00:15:55.000 He got like extreme and now he's like a meme.
00:15:57.000 He like dresses like the Joker and he's like pretty far right.
00:16:00.000 Oh really?
00:16:00.000 Or that other guy, um, I was gonna say Joy Villa.
00:16:04.000 What's his name?
00:16:05.000 Oh, oh, uh, Jovi Val.
00:16:07.000 Jovi Val.
00:16:08.000 He wears an actual swastika around his neck.
00:16:11.000 And he was bottled in the face for wearing a Trump hat.
00:16:15.000 So I can take the abuse, but some people don't.
00:16:17.000 Some people snap.
00:16:19.000 In other words, you were the gateway drug, my friend.
00:16:22.000 Antifa, the radical left, constantly harassing these people.
00:16:26.000 Some of them snap and become the monster they're being accused of.
00:16:29.000 And this is both with the extreme Antifa left who bottled Jovi's face, cut his face up.
00:16:35.000 He had to have plastic surgery to look normal. 1.00
00:16:38.000 But it's also with these cunt journalists who are constantly like, you're a Nazi, that was racist. 1.00
00:16:43.000 And not just what you just did, but your country, your history, everything about you, Western male, is evil. 1.00
00:16:50.000 It's all slavery. 0.96
00:16:51.000 Everything is bad. 1.00
00:16:52.000 America sucks. 1.00
00:16:53.000 And eventually that radicalizes people. 1.00
00:16:56.000 And they go, you know what?
00:16:57.000 If me existing and not being ashamed of myself is to be a Nazi, then I'm a Nazi.
00:17:05.000 Now the beauty of the Proud Boys is we say, no, no, no, that's not the ultimatum. 0.99
00:17:10.000 The Pussy Patrol is giving you a ridiculous ultimatum. 1.00
00:17:13.000 They're just sad vol-cells, voluntarily celibate, who resent masculinity, resent patriotism, resent pride, so they want you to be on this cuck, nerd, pussy thing. 1.00
00:17:28.000 Right? 1.00
00:17:29.000 This wimp thing.
00:17:30.000 It's revenge of the hurt.
00:17:32.000 And when you don't go that way, they want to punish you.
00:17:35.000 So just ignore them, first of all.
00:17:38.000 Let the dogs yap. 0.94
00:17:40.000 And come over here.
00:17:40.000 You can not be ashamed of yourself, but also not be a radical.
00:17:44.000 It's not far right or hate yourself.
00:17:47.000 It's Proud Boys.
00:17:49.000 You don't have to hate yourself. 0.98
00:17:52.000 So the irony of these pussy patrol cuck journalists saying we are radicalizing people is we are doing the opposite. 0.97
00:17:59.000 They are radicalizing people. 0.96
00:18:00.000 If you're looking for the catalyst to the extreme right, then look in the mirror. 1.00
00:18:08.000 There's also feds going in there and saying, we should kidnap the governor and some sad 20 year olds have been abused by these dumb assholes by the Pussy Patrol. 1.00
00:18:16.000 They go, yeah, we should. 1.00
00:18:18.000 And the next thing you know, they've been entrapped into some stupid plot. 1.00
00:18:21.000 And that then justifies the Pussy Patrol's articles. 1.00
00:18:27.000 One of the silliest ones is this loser dwarf Andy Campbell. 0.99
00:18:31.000 He looks like the sloth from Ice Age. 0.99
00:18:35.000 You know that Ice Story thing?
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:37.000 What's his name again?
00:18:38.000 Sid.
00:18:39.000 Sid.
00:18:39.000 He looks like Sid the Sloth.
00:18:41.000 Of course you know, right out of the gate.
00:18:43.000 Yeah, I grew up with that movie.
00:18:46.000 When I was in, you know, 14.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, 14 year olds.
00:18:50.000 That's what I was doing when I was 14.
00:18:52.000 I wasn't smoking pot in the back of a Chevy Nova feeling up Donna DeLiva.
00:18:57.000 I was going to infants movies.
00:18:59.000 I was smoking and touching.
00:19:01.000 Smoking and touching.
00:19:02.000 Okay, 02.
00:19:05.000 So this article was going around about how Proud Boys radicalized people. 0.92
00:19:09.000 And then this pussy, look, he spells my name wrong so it won't come up on a search. 1.00
00:19:13.000 But this is supposed to be proof that I am the root of all evil. 1.00
00:19:18.000 Look at this wimp tattletale. 1.00
00:19:20.000 So click on the first picture.
00:19:22.000 I barely remember writing this.
00:19:23.000 It was 15 years ago. 0.99
00:19:25.000 So I'm talking about the first night you fuck, I think. 1.00
00:19:29.000 And I'm saying you have to blow her mind, try Adderall, it makes you want to eat her ass, blah blah blah. 1.00
00:19:35.000 And then I say once you have the go-ahead... 1.00
00:19:38.000 So consent.
00:19:39.000 Do everything short of rape. 1.00
00:19:41.000 Almost scare the shit out of her. 1.00
00:19:42.000 And the reason that he's highlighting that is he's such a loser virgin that that's never occurred to him. 1.00
00:19:48.000 Rough sex. 1.00
00:19:49.000 Dangerous sex. 1.00
00:19:51.000 It will never happen to him.
00:19:53.000 And then he has this piece of evidence of a horrible thing I've done. 1.00
00:19:55.000 If you're any kind of race at all, you'd be stupid not to play the race card. 1.00
00:19:57.000 A great mulatto trick. 1.00
00:19:59.000 Oh, I guess he's mad I used the word mulatto.
00:20:02.000 Um, is to go up to the white girl and ask her what her parents would think about you two going out.
00:20:05.000 Girls love the idea of torturing their Archie Bunker fathers and there's no reason why you shouldn't get your cut of that. 0.99
00:20:10.000 So I'm encouraging black dudes. 0.99
00:20:11.000 I'm actually disappointed that this is such a cuck thing. 0.97
00:20:14.000 But I'm realizing now this guy is so sensitive that he sees the word mulatto and then tunes out the content. 0.92
00:20:19.000 It's like the 10 things I hate about the Jews, or a video that was pro-Zionist. 0.70
00:20:24.000 Anyway, I steal Derek Beckles' trick in that article, and I say, because I would see him do this.
00:20:29.000 He'd put his arm next to her arm, and he's like a light-skinned black, and he'd go, what do you think our babies will look like? 1.00
00:20:34.000 And I saw it raking a lot of pussy for that guy. 1.00
00:20:36.000 So I put it in the guide, with a rude word. 1.00
00:20:40.000 Rude word.
00:20:40.000 They use rude words.
00:20:41.000 Hey, dudes!
00:20:42.000 It's like when I went up to Will Summer.
00:20:43.000 Why don't you do anything on the Aryan nations? 0.99
00:20:45.000 That's a hate group, and they're white. 0.99
00:20:47.000 You only seem worried about white hate. 0.99
00:20:49.000 Uh, everyone has their beat. 1.00
00:20:50.000 And I said, no, Will, it's because you're a fucking pussy. 1.00
00:20:53.000 He's about this tall. 1.00
00:20:54.000 And he goes, we're done here!
00:20:56.000 And scatters away.
00:20:58.000 He flitted away.
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00:21:40.000 I'm not really sticking to this 930 plan, am I?
00:21:43.000 I've got too much to say, yo.
00:21:46.000 I've got some heavy juice coming your ways, boys.
00:21:51.000 A tsunami.
00:21:51.000 Ezra Levant has uncovered an incredible scoop.
00:21:55.000 But before we get to that heavy news, let's keep silly for a second here.
00:22:00.000 And speaking of cuck journalists, remember David Chortel, our favorite guy?
00:22:04.000 We went to Roger Stone's trial and Milo and I were carrying signs that said, David Chortel, stakeout king.
00:22:12.000 David Chortel was the guy who said,
00:22:15.000 I have a feeling they're going to bust Roger Stone.
00:22:18.000 So I'm going to stay at a hotel the night before.
00:22:21.000 Not sleep in front of his house.
00:22:22.000 Stay at a hotel.
00:22:23.000 Arrive at Roger Stone's house at 5am and then the bust will probably happen soon after that.
00:22:28.000 Well it did, Dave.
00:22:30.000 It happened at 5.15am.
00:22:32.000 So your stakeout was 15 minutes.
00:22:36.000 That's got to be a world record, my friend.
00:22:39.000 And obviously everyone went, well, no, stakeouts are never 50 minutes.
00:22:42.000 You're clearly tipped off by the FBI.
00:22:44.000 CNN stuck with their lie and they went, no!
00:22:47.000 Then they have David come on.
00:22:49.000 He's a child, by the way.
00:22:51.000 He must be 25 years old.
00:22:53.000 And they go, your journalistic instincts are incredible.
00:22:56.000 How did you know that they were going to bust him?
00:22:58.000 Meanwhile, CNN knows how they know.
00:23:00.000 The FBI told them.
00:23:01.000 And he goes, I just, I mean, they...
00:23:04.000 They weren't having a meeting on Friday, so I figured they were busy.
00:23:08.000 Then I thought, well, they're probably doing the bus that day.
00:23:10.000 So then I went down Thursday night and...
00:23:13.000 And you didn't tell me to go there.
00:23:14.000 I went on my own volition.
00:23:16.000 And the FBI didn't tell CNN.
00:23:19.000 So we kept mocking him, kept mocking him.
00:23:21.000 Because I always called him the errant thread.
00:23:23.000 He's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
00:23:25.000 Because once you realize that stakeouts aren't 15 minutes, then you realize the FBI told the CNN, told CNN, then you realize that the big deep state is in cahoots with the media.
00:23:36.000 They're all one big monster.
00:23:39.000 And then you realize that we're losing our democracy because the media is a PR firm that works for the DNC and Antifa is their paramilitary wing.
00:23:50.000 These groups are supposed to be distinct.
00:23:53.000 They aren't.
00:23:54.000 And David Shortell personifies that hole in the plot.
00:23:58.000 So I look him up the other day, because in the movie, An Honest Thief, they have, no, it's just called Honest Thief.
00:24:05.000 In the movie, Honest Thief, they have a fed who's doing a stakeout and he's eating a hot dog and feeding his dog a hot dog, which is cannibalism.
00:24:12.000 And you can tell that he's been in the car for like 30 hours.
00:24:16.000 Go, that's a stakeout, not 15 minutes.
00:24:19.000 Don't sleep at a hotel the night before an early morning bust.
00:24:24.000 But anyway, he's in Mexico now.
00:24:28.000 Reporter based in Mexico City.
00:24:30.000 Can we move that over?
00:24:32.000 I can't see it.
00:24:33.000 Former crime and justice reporter for CNN.
00:24:36.000 David, you had the scoop of the century.
00:24:38.000 You had the best journalistic instincts and now you're in Mexico?
00:24:42.000 Are you being swept under the rug?
00:24:43.000 Were you fired and now you're hiding?
00:24:46.000 Did the FBI pay you... What do you think they could get away with? 1.00
00:24:50.000 120 grand to fuck off and shut up? 1.00
00:24:53.000 His email's there. 1.00
00:24:54.000 I'd love to get him on the show.
00:24:55.000 Maybe you could email him.
00:24:58.000 Hello, I'm Ryan Rivera.
00:25:01.000 Can you come on my show?
00:25:02.000 We're doing a thing on great journalists who live in Mexico.
00:25:07.000 I could do that.
00:25:08.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 And then, oh my god, wouldn't that be fun?
00:25:13.000 See, that was the old days.
00:25:14.000 You could have controversial things.
00:25:17.000 You could ambush people.
00:25:18.000 You could have
00:25:21.000 We've been making these commercials for Katie Hopkins who is on Censored.tv now.
00:25:25.000 And I was watching her old shows where she's like, I try to find the best in people, darling, but it's rarely there!
00:25:32.000 And all these great quotes, oh, you're fat and you're lazy, be honest.
00:25:36.000 And I thought, before, like 2012, 2013 around, you could be bombastic and outrageous. 0.96
00:25:44.000 I mean, I was on Fox telling Tamara she'd be much happier at home.
00:25:48.000 Remember those days?
00:25:50.000 And then I think social media really, big tech, really pushed the bubble.
00:25:53.000 Obviously, big, very bigly after Trump.
00:25:57.000 And what that did was, it sort of made these little individual bubbles
00:26:02.000 Well, we're not ragging on each other anymore, because everyone thinks the same way you do.
00:26:06.000 And so now we have these little segregated, different sections.
00:26:08.000 It's almost like the Amish, and the Hasidic Jews, and the hipsters, and they all don't speak to each other. 1.00
00:26:14.000 They won't call me back.
00:26:15.000 Like, you wouldn't believe who's exed me, like my friend's nanny. 0.99
00:26:20.000 And I'm like, we've never discussed any of this shit. 0.97
00:26:22.000 And now you're using it on this ground to not reply. 0.99
00:26:25.000 So when you take that away, people become mentally obese and they can't work out.
00:26:30.000 They don't have muscles up there. 0.99
00:26:32.000 So they can't break each other's balls. 1.00
00:26:34.000 So now Katie, when she's like, oh, fuck off. 1.00
00:26:36.000 It would be normal bar room talk and you're used to it. 1.00
00:26:39.000 Now when she says something like, you're fat, you're lazy, you go, and you have a heart attack. 1.00
00:26:44.000 Like at the gym, we're constantly shitting on each other. 0.99
00:26:48.000 Huey comes in the other day and he just had a helmet on, so his hair's all messy, and Gary goes, you got low water pressure in your apartment?
00:26:55.000 He goes, why, what do you mean?
00:26:56.000 Your hair's fuzzy.
00:26:57.000 It looks very fuzzy.
00:26:59.000 It looks like an animal's hair.
00:27:01.000 That's hilarious. 0.98
00:27:02.000 I mean, that's not exactly breaking his balls, but you get the idea of the general gist. 0.97
00:27:07.000 And we've lost that. 0.99
00:27:09.000 And now, the Tattletail Pussy Patrol, they feel like they have some authority now. 0.97
00:27:13.000 Because instead of arguing, we tattle on each other and get people cancelled and slap the wrist. 0.86
00:27:21.000 What's this pic sent separately?
00:27:23.000 Oh, that's the David Chortel thing.
00:27:25.000 Oh, before that.
00:27:25.000 No, no.
00:27:26.000 That was the smelling the shit. 1.00
00:27:28.000 No, no. 1.00
00:27:28.000 What was before the David Chortel pic? 1.00
00:27:30.000 I was looking for an email and did not see.
00:27:30.000 I don't know.
00:27:33.000 Hmm.
00:27:35.000 I looked in the share folder, also nothing.
00:27:37.000 By the way, speaking of KFC movie being a fake, not really a fake, but it's well aware of itself, it's being ironic, this is a joke too.
00:27:46.000 I was excited, but I looked it up and it's not a thing. 0.90
00:27:50.000 Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to trans women. 1.00
00:27:54.000 I'm glad that jokes like this exist because people need to be reminded that when you have your dick cut off and you make a vagina, the flesh inside is rotting and it smells like poo poo. 1.00
00:28:07.000 You know why? 1.00
00:28:08.000 Because God doesn't want you, sorry if you're atheist nature, 1.00
00:28:12.000 Nature doesn't want you to be around rotting stuff.
00:28:14.000 It's not good for evolution.
00:28:16.000 So the people who don't mind being around gangrenous sores, they're dead.
00:28:20.000 And the ones who go, uh, you're rotting, that probably means there's a disease around here.
00:28:24.000 I'm getting out of here. 1.00
00:28:26.000 That's why Tranny's pussies stink. 1.00
00:28:28.000 Because God is saying, get away from this person. 1.00
00:28:32.000 That's just a fact.
00:28:38.000 Nature is anti-trans. 1.00
00:28:41.000 That's why they make it stink. 0.77
00:28:42.000 We didn't get to any of our segments.
00:28:43.000 We didn't even get to the Ezra scoop.
00:28:45.000 Okay, I'll tell you Ezra's scoop, and then we'll talk about Bubba and Hank's. 0.99
00:28:52.000 Craziest fucking story I've ever heard. 0.99
00:28:55.000 This is nuts. 0.99
00:28:56.000 So Ezra hears that China, communists who are our enemies, Russia's our enemy too, but they don't have the kind of power China has.
00:29:05.000 I'm not scared of Russia.
00:29:06.000 I am scared of China. 0.62
00:29:08.000 And I'm scared of Islam. 1.00
00:29:10.000 I'm scared of all of them. 0.91
00:29:12.000 I have China-phobia, I'm an Islamophobe, and I have Russia-phobia.
00:29:18.000 It's all very rational, it's not based on prejudice, it's based on post-judice.
00:29:22.000 So anyway, they're showing off their navy, and all the other communists go, great navy guys, you rock!
00:29:29.000 But then, Ezra's suspicious because he sees that Canada and America are said to have gone.
00:29:36.000 No, he looks into the American and it was just a spy who went, oh, okay. 0.99
00:29:40.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99
00:29:42.000 Of course you're going to send a spy. 0.99
00:29:43.000 But were Canadian delegates there and were they spies?
00:29:46.000 So he asked the government to send them the information about that.
00:29:49.000 They accidentally send him a compendium of all their past two years of behavior, like this thick.
00:29:58.000 And the other crazy part about this TMI document drop, they WikiLeaked themselves, is they blacked out all the most important stuff, but they made it grey. 0.97
00:30:13.000 So all you have to do to read the band shit is squint. 0.97
00:30:21.000 So, as he's reading all the grey shit, he discovers that Canada is training China in cold weather warfare. 0.99
00:30:32.000 And America has officially objected to this. 0.99
00:30:35.000 And Canada's went, why, because it makes Trump mad?
00:30:39.000 No, dude, because China's our enemy and you're training our enemies to kill us. 0.93
00:30:45.000 Like, we should put Canada in jail. 0.96
00:30:47.000 Yeah, for treason.
00:30:48.000 For treason.
00:30:50.000 That's a declaration of war.
00:30:52.000 Right. 0.98
00:30:52.000 You're training our enemies to kill us. 0.98
00:30:55.000 Anyway, he started a whole site about it called the China Files.
00:30:58.000 Check it out.
00:30:59.000 Oh, sorry.
00:31:00.000 It's 1-1.
00:31:02.000 I think I found what that was before too, by the way.
00:31:04.000 Oh, what was it?
00:31:05.000 It was a video of the neighbors.
00:31:08.000 Oh no, that's in racism.
00:31:09.000 Gotcha.
00:31:14.000 I mean, this is, how long is this video?
00:31:16.000 This should be an entire episode of our show.
00:31:19.000 So I feel, look, it's half an hour.
00:31:22.000 There he is holding it.
00:31:24.000 Are pressuring the Canadian Armed Forces to work closely with China's People's Liberation Army.
00:31:31.000 These documents show that even after China kidnapped two Canadian citizens, Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor,
00:31:38.000 Trudeau has made protecting the feelings of China's dictator Xi Jinping a priority for our armed forces.
00:31:53.000 Maybe that doesn't surprise you, but these documents also reveal that Trudeau has been sending Canadian troops to China to participate in that country's propaganda displays.
00:32:05.000 And most incredible of all, Canada has been training Chinese military troops at our military colleges in Canada, and unbelievably,
00:32:17.000 So what's that URL?
00:32:18.000 Let's see right here, so if you go to their You can go to their YouTube or you go to rebelnews.com slash thechinafiles
00:32:43.000 I think it, but if you put in thechinafiles.com you end up there.
00:32:47.000 Type in thechinafiles.com.
00:32:49.000 No, that's not what I said.
00:32:50.000 The China Files.
00:32:51.000 I said the China Files, yeah.
00:32:54.000 No, you're missing the the, yeah.
00:32:59.000 You're right.
00:33:00.000 Yeah, so thechinafiles.com.
00:33:02.000 That's my question for the URL.
00:33:04.000 Jeez Louise!
00:33:06.000 We're already past the halfway mark.
00:33:07.000 No mailbag.
00:33:09.000 I failed in my experiment.
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00:33:51.000 I fucking love it. 0.98
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00:33:55.000 So I'll just thaw one like once a week and we have our fancy meat night.
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00:34:23.000 I guess, you know what, we should end with at least one segment that we usually do on the show.
00:34:28.000 Let's show the final video.
00:34:31.000 Segment.
00:34:47.000 No, you're not supposed to laugh in class, so when someone is funny in class, it's about six times funnier than normal times.
00:34:53.000 Because it's verboten.
00:34:55.000 And this guy is obviously capitalizing on that and being an awesome and hilarious dude.
00:35:00.000 I don't know what this guy's beef is with the teacher, but I like it.
00:35:05.000 All rise for the National Anthem!
00:35:08.000 Mr. Crispin, get out of here now!
00:35:11.000 Get out! 0.98
00:35:17.000 I think he's cracking up as he plays.
00:35:20.000 What does it say after lunch?
00:35:29.000 This is great because the teacher doesn't see me.
00:35:33.000 So we're going to take these points that we have and move them two to the right and one down.
00:35:40.000 And then we'll be able to draw our new curve.
00:35:43.000 And along with that, our asymptote, instead of being close to the... He's laughing into the trumpet.
00:35:56.000 Get out of here now! 1.00
00:36:02.000 I want to get that album.
00:36:05.000 Giggle trumpet man.
00:36:06.000 Giggly trumpet covers. 0.97
00:36:11.000 Yeah, you see, the Pussy Patrol guys, if they don't become teachers, they get into journalism, and their job is saying, get out of here! 1.00
00:36:18.000 No laughs, no fun, I'm short! 0.91
00:36:21.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:36:43.000 Come on, man!
00:36:44.000 Mighty!