Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E51 - MILO [2020-12-14 - S03E51 - MILO]

00:00:28.000 Hello, folks.

00:00:29.000 Welcome to Get Off.

00:00:31.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:00:33.000 I should have waited, I guess, longer.

00:00:35.000 That was a song written by Shane McGowan, Kirsty McCall.

00:00:38.000 She didn't write it, she just sang in it, but he always called it her song.

00:00:41.000 She died, of course, when a speedboat ran over her head and sliced up her chest.

00:00:49.000 The reason we chose that song, by the way, is because it's banned.

00:00:52.000 Because in the middle of the song, she goes, you scum mag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot. 1.00

00:00:57.000 Oh, can't say faggot.

00:00:59.000 And as Nick Cave pointed out in his newsletter, which I highly recommend you get on, these are not heroes.

00:01:05.000 They're drunken miscreants.

00:01:06.000 The first line is, it's Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank.

00:01:10.000 They're drunks.

00:01:11.000 They're losers.

00:01:12.000 Yes, they swear.

00:01:14.000 So they've just ruined yet another cool thing with their politically correct bullshit.

00:01:19.000 In the news today, some losers did death by cop.

00:01:22.000 He went to shoot up a church and they shot him.

00:01:25.000 I couldn't care less.

00:01:27.000 Today's book is Please Kill Me, an oral history of punk.

00:01:32.000 Legs McNeil thinks he wrote this.

00:01:34.000 All he did was record tons of conversations and put them in chronological order.

00:01:38.000 But it is a fascinating look at the history of punk.

00:01:43.000 And we have a surprise for you today.

00:01:46.000 We have a very special guest here in the studio.

00:01:49.000 His name is Milo Giannopoulos.

00:01:52.000 Hello.

00:01:52.000 Thank you for having me, love.

00:01:54.000 Thanks for being here.

00:01:55.000 Should I pretend you're in the White House?

00:01:57.000 Like Enrique was?

00:01:59.000 I don't.

00:02:00.000 Like Enrique said, why do they do this?

00:02:03.000 Why do they do this?

00:02:04.000 Oh, special invitation to an undisclosed location.

00:02:07.000 Making out like he'd been invited to something fancy.

00:02:10.000 And then the inevitable slapdown from the White House.

00:02:13.000 He was there on a tourist fucking group.

00:02:16.000 Wandering around.

00:02:17.000 He takes a picture outside the executive wing like he was invited to meet Trump.

00:02:21.000 Why do you do this?

00:02:22.000 Because for clout! 0.93

00:02:25.000 They took the bait and they ran with it.

00:02:27.000 And Daily Beast, Twitter, all of these lunatics went nuts, assuming that.

00:02:32.000 Is that what he meant when he was doing it, though?

00:02:34.000 I don't know.

00:02:34.000 No, no, I think he was.

00:02:36.000 I don't know.

00:02:36.000 So we'll get to that.

00:02:37.000 We've got a lot of proud boys.

00:02:38.000 A lot of children out of wedlock, that one.

00:02:41.000 So I've heard.

00:02:42.000 At least two.

00:02:43.000 We don't sh punch right here on this show.

00:02:46.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:02:48.000 That's for the weekends.

00:02:49.000 So I've made that clear.

00:02:50.000 That Fairy Tale of New York is banned.

00:02:54.000 I thought I'd have a lot more to say about you.

00:02:55.000 Are you okay today?

00:02:56.000 Because you've been a bit...

00:02:58.000 I mean, the booster seems to have rattled you, if you don't mind.

00:03:01.000 I've been rattled since yesterday.

00:03:02.000 I mean, I've been in my pants this morning.

00:03:07.000 I had to throw my underwear out in the garbage.

00:03:09.000 We had a nice evening last night.

00:03:10.000 We had a lovely evening.

00:03:11.000 You drank way too much.

00:03:12.000 We watched WithNail.

00:03:13.000 You drank a bottle and a half of makers.

00:03:16.000 And this morning, you just haven't seemed yourself.

00:03:19.000 We went to a diner for breakfast, and I'm sorry to report, ladies and gentlemen, that Gavin had a little whoopsie daisy.

00:03:26.000 I had a fart, and then I felt this sort of uncomfortable warmth on my buttocks.

00:03:31.000 It went right out.

00:03:32.000 And then you get in the bathroom, you pull down your pants, and you see that fluorescent orange, yellow, green bile.

00:03:37.000 What?

00:03:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:39.000 It's not really poo.

00:03:40.000 What that?

00:03:41.000 It's bile.

00:03:42.000 Bile from your bottom.

00:03:44.000 Yeah.

00:03:45.000 How did it get there?

00:03:46.000 Well, I guess there's so much going on in my digestive system and it ran out of poo.

00:03:51.000 So it just says, does anyone have anything?

00:03:54.000 Just empty the stomach.

00:03:55.000 And then someone goes, I have stomach acid.

00:03:57.000 Fine, let's take it.

00:03:59.000 So what is it that you're...

00:04:01.000 I mean, this is not normal, even for people with your Scottish constitution.

00:04:05.000 You're only supposed to be drinking...

00:04:06.000 You said you're only supposed to eat potatoes and maybe, you know, a little bit of scotch.

00:04:10.000 But what is it about you particularly that gives you these extraordinary anal incidents?

00:04:17.000 I'm glad you asked.

00:04:18.000 There's three factors here.

00:04:20.000 One, I'm Scottish, and we're not meant to have anything.

00:04:23.000 I mean, for thousands of years, all we had was a root, maybe a bit of goat eye, and a potato.

00:04:30.000 Potatoes even came kind of late.

00:04:32.000 Secondly, my family, on my dad's side, has a history of stomach ulcers and all kinds of stomach problems.

00:04:38.000 So there's that.

00:04:39.000 And then third, I'm an alcoholic.

00:04:41.000 Okay, but all Scots are alcoholics.

00:04:45.000 And they may indeed have eaten lots of potatoes, but this is also the home of whiskey.

00:04:50.000 Have you ever roomed with a Scot?

00:04:53.000 Listen to him when he goes in the bathroom.

00:04:54.000 Heavens, no.

00:04:55.000 It'll sound like someone's being tortured in there.

00:04:58.000 And you'll say, don't tell them!

00:05:01.000 Don't give up the ghost!

00:05:03.000 Because you'll just hear, oh, fucking hell.

00:05:07.000 This may be why when we got to the studio and recorded a little spot, which you'll see on the site tomorrow, related to the Stripe debacle, you got a little bit upset.

00:05:16.000 You got a bit upset because when we stood in front of the green screen here in the studio, I realized that there was a little bit of a twins kind of DeVito Schwarzenegger thing going on.

00:05:26.000 I wasn't remotely upset.

00:05:27.000 So we got you a booster, and I took my shoes off.

00:05:31.000 First of all, folks at home, I'd like to make something clear.

00:05:34.000 Milo is so gigantic that he could work for Ripleys.

00:05:37.000 No, but I'm not.

00:05:38.000 You could be in a circus.

00:05:40.000 Believe it or not.

00:05:41.000 I'm literally the normal height for a male.

00:05:44.000 I'm 6'1 - 3 quarters, which is the exact perfect height for a man.

00:05:48.000 It seems very large to me.

00:05:49.000 Unimprovable height for a man.

00:05:51.000 He's got this big, imposing Milo-ness every time he walks into a diner.

00:05:54.000 You, on the other hand, 5'9.

00:05:57.000 I am not 5'9.

00:05:58.000 And with quite a weak jaw, if you don't mind me saying that.

00:06:00.000 That's a fact.

00:06:00.000 I have no jaw, but no chin.

00:06:02.000 But you have triumphed against these natural shit for the height thing.

00:06:06.000 I just stood on a toolbox.

00:06:08.000 I think I'm going to start getting you lifts up.

00:06:11.000 I'm 10 and a half, folks, for the record.

00:06:13.000 And I'm going to film this with a measuring tape.

00:06:16.000 I am Nicole Kidman, and he is Tom Cruise.

00:06:19.000 And I'm going to start putting him in lifts so that we can appear in public.

00:06:22.000 But you admit it, too.

00:06:23.000 Without the toolbox, it's jarring.

00:06:26.000 It is jarring, because you are very small.

00:06:28.000 I'm not small.

00:06:29.000 Very small.

00:06:29.000 Don't listen to that.

00:06:32.000 I think of you as a large personality, you know, as a big personage.

00:06:36.000 I am.

00:06:37.000 I'm also big in Scotland.

00:06:39.000 Like height-wise.

00:06:39.000 If I walk around Scotland, I'm a child.

00:06:41.000 No, you're not.

00:06:42.000 You're not.

00:06:42.000 You're small everywhere because you are a small man.

00:06:45.000 Nope.

00:06:46.000 And I'm a fucking basketball player in China.

00:06:49.000 Ryan is a basketball player in China.

00:06:53.000 Oh, speaking of Ryan, something interesting happened at breakfast this morning.

00:06:56.000 We were in a diner on 32nd Street.

00:06:59.000 And so I was talking about a fireman buddy of mine who's been through a divorce, cut his salary in half.

00:07:06.000 He's also doing most of this kids stuff.

00:07:08.000 He's paying all those bills.

00:07:10.000 So I would say, despite him making probably 80, 90K a year, he actually is making more like 20 after his bills.

00:07:16.000 So he's so broke that when we go to McDonald's, he only gets a coffee because it's all he can afford.

00:07:21.000 And I was saying, it's cheaper to keep her, dude. 0.99

00:07:23.000 Just have a loveless marriage.

00:07:25.000 You know, sleep in a different room.

00:07:27.000 But don't rub it in her face.

00:07:28.000 That's what Milo says.

00:07:29.000 He says, you know, don't rub it in her face.

00:07:31.000 She's not horny anyway at that age. 0.99

00:07:32.000 She's menopaused. 0.96

00:07:34.000 You know, just not cut out the face rubbing.

00:07:37.000 And guess what Ryan says?

00:07:40.000 He goes, oh, that's a thing, right?

00:07:42.000 They like their faces being rubbed.

00:07:47.000 I don't know.

00:07:50.000 What I want to know is how somebody who can be very quick-witted and funny, who has the sort of memory and the insight and the recall to be able to do very persuasive and amusing impressions, not just imitations, but impressions, which takes a bit of comedic ability, is at the same time such a fucking imbecile.

00:08:10.000 Well, I think he's a very good person.

00:08:11.000 I mean, literally a reef Japanese and half Puerto Rican.

00:08:14.000 So the Puerto Rican is asserting itself?

00:08:16.000 I guess so.

00:08:17.000 I think the Puerto Rican is the one who asked that question.

00:08:19.000 I can't see a Japanese guy going, oh, so they like that, the fist rubbing? 1.00

00:08:24.000 And then he goes, I like it.

00:08:26.000 I like my face rubbed.

00:08:28.000 Yes.

00:08:28.000 We're talking about infidelity and divorce and firemen and unions and settlements.

00:08:34.000 And he's like, I like my face rubbed.

00:08:36.000 He talks like if a dog could talk.

00:08:38.000 It's like, you said if a blind person was sitting next to us in the next cubicle, they would be asking if he's okay and thanking the Lord that they had what they had instead of whatever the fuck he has. 0.99

00:08:50.000 They would also go, oh, usually people with Down syndrome, their tongues are sort of bigger, and they don't enunciate that well.

00:08:57.000 This gentleman is enunciating perfectly.

00:09:00.000 He's not asking for hugs and his voice seems normal.

00:09:03.000 And you know what would be ironic?

00:09:04.000 He'd want to feel Ryan's face to see what he looks like.

00:09:08.000 And then Ryan would go, that feels nice.

00:09:10.000 Because I like face rubbing.

00:09:11.000 He likes his face being rubbed.

00:09:13.000 And by the way, who likes their face being rubbed?

00:09:16.000 Nobody.

00:09:17.000 Get off.

00:09:19.000 You might want somebody to grab your cheek, you know, or the back of your head if you're a woman, but nobody likes their face being rubbed. 0.94

00:09:25.000 Even Mendez could be in lingerie with thigh-high, kinky boots.

00:09:29.000 And if she touched my face, I'd go, all right, all right.

00:09:31.000 Get off here. 0.56

00:09:32.000 We do have some other big news we've got to get to.

00:09:36.000 And first of all, let me compliment you on this beautiful history of the United States.

00:09:42.000 If you haven't seen this before, Gavin has hand-drawn a very gorgeous, beautiful, hand-made history of the United States.

00:09:51.000 And it contains all of the major events in United States history, and then a few little treats closer to our own time.

00:09:57.000 BLM, Proud Boys, Vice, Roger Stone, going all the way back to Ben Franklin, George Washington. 0.54

00:10:03.000 It is lovely.

00:10:04.000 It's lovely color-coded.

00:10:06.000 It's got wars in red.

00:10:08.000 It's got all kinds of things.

00:10:10.000 It's got gay and interracial marriage kind of written in a slightly angrier hand.

00:10:16.000 You can see I pushed down with the pen.

00:10:18.000 Yeah, a slightly heavier weight on those two.

00:10:22.000 I think I gave it away when I wrote fucking.

00:10:24.000 Someone's like, fucking interracial marriage literally.

00:10:27.000 Now that I look again, it doesn't say gay marriage.

00:10:29.000 It just says fuck fags. 0.97

00:10:32.000 Fag day. 1.00

00:10:33.000 Fag day. 1.00

00:10:34.000 There's just one problem with this beautiful item.

00:10:36.000 Now I understand you've had 200 of these printed.

00:10:39.000 And signed.

00:10:40.000 And signed, and they're going to go out to...

00:10:41.000 Well, you'll find out tomorrow who they'll go out to, I guess.

00:10:44.000 Hand numbered and signed by Gavin.

00:10:46.000 There's just one problem.

00:10:48.000 Gavin, how do you spell declaration?

00:10:51.000 I like my face rubbed.

00:10:54.000 How do you spell declaration, Gavin?

00:10:56.000 There's many different ways to spell it.

00:10:58.000 The Canadian spelling is E-R.

00:11:00.000 Is it?

00:11:01.000 Because it's like declaration, fuck.

00:11:02.000 Right, well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid the Canadian spelling edition is the one that was printed in the month of the year.

00:11:08.000 The Canadian history of the United States of America.

00:11:11.000 I see.

00:11:12.000 That does explain things.

00:11:14.000 The US of A. I also note that you originally misspelt Barack and had to correct that to a K. I think you, Barack, a C-H at the end. 0.74

00:11:26.000 I keep it an ugly K. No, no, because it's much darker and I can see the original downstroke of the.

00:11:32.000 I maybe made it.

00:11:33.000 You can't lie to me.

00:11:34.000 You can't lie to me.

00:11:37.000 Well, you've lied twice so far.

00:11:39.000 You've also lied about being upset about the booster.

00:11:42.000 Not remotely upset about being a fan of the future.

00:11:44.000 What else have we got?

00:11:46.000 Ironically, you managed to spell prohibition.

00:11:49.000 Let's see.

00:11:51.000 No, everything else looks okay.

00:11:54.000 There's sad little skull faces for the number of people who have died in unnecessary foreign conflict.

00:12:00.000 What the fuck was World War I?

00:12:01.000 I don't understand World War I. What's that black adder line that happened when someone shot an ostrich? 0.86

00:12:08.000 Yeah, some guy with a big mustache got shot by Duran Duran.

00:12:12.000 Okay, Bismarck, let's send him to jail.

00:12:16.000 Murder's illegal.

00:12:17.000 No need to kill everyone in the world.

00:12:19.000 Well, I think, despite the little whoopsies here and there, that the, let's call them the esoteric spellings of Gavin's History of the United States only serve to make this item more authentically censored.tv.

00:12:32.000 What are you looking at?

00:12:33.000 What is that on your glasses?

00:12:36.000 This?

00:12:36.000 What's that?

00:12:37.000 What is that?

00:12:38.000 Give it to me.

00:12:39.000 It's a chip that helps me find them.

00:12:41.000 GPS, and it also makes an alarm.

00:12:46.000 Are you serious?

00:12:47.000 Yes?

00:12:47.000 I have the same thing on my computer, my wallet, my keys.

00:12:51.000 It was either that or stopped drinking, because I kept losing everything.

00:12:55.000 Are you serious?

00:12:57.000 You have a microchip on your glasses.

00:12:59.000 I have a microchip On my everything.

00:13:02.000 Is that why you have this style of spectacles?

00:13:04.000 Because any other style of spectacles, you'd see this enormous.

00:13:07.000 You know what it looks like?

00:13:08.000 Do you know what it looks like?

00:13:08.000 It looks like a security tag.

00:13:10.000 It looks like you ran out of the store with it.

00:13:11.000 It's not a security tag.

00:13:12.000 It's a life alert.

00:13:13.000 But it was a good explanation you stitched together on the fly.

00:13:16.000 Congratulations.

00:13:19.000 Can you make it do the sound?

00:13:20.000 Yeah, let me get the app.

00:13:22.000 That's absolutely amazing.

00:13:23.000 Imagine it starts going, life alert.

00:13:25.000 Life alert.

00:13:25.000 I'm so happy to know Gavin at this particular stage in his life because I'm getting a front row seat to a man's disintegration.

00:13:36.000 You're just falling apart, aren't you?

00:13:38.000 Well, yeah, it's called orbit.

00:13:41.000 Well, do it.

00:13:42.000 Do the sound.

00:13:42.000 Okay.

00:13:43.000 Otherwise, I'm just going to think you stole them.

00:13:44.000 Ring orbit glasses, right?

00:13:46.000 Ring orbit glasses.

00:13:49.000 It seems to be trying to find them.

00:13:53.000 Well, it's got a crack in it from...

00:13:54.000 It's got a huge crack in it.

00:13:56.000 It's supposed to be orbit when the batteries are dying.

00:13:58.000 I think it might be.

00:14:00.000 So this blob that you put on your glasses to find them is out of batteries.

00:14:05.000 Maybe.

00:14:06.000 It doesn't seem to be.

00:14:08.000 Oh, wait.

00:14:08.000 Has it found me yet?

00:14:11.000 No.

00:14:11.000 It's got...

00:14:12.000 So they're dead.

00:14:14.000 Well, it seems to be loading.

00:14:15.000 Let's let it load.

00:14:16.000 I can't read without my glasses.

00:14:18.000 It's absolutely amazing.

00:14:19.000 Orbit glasses.

00:14:20.000 Last seen 84 days and 23 hours ago.

00:14:23.000 So you haven't charged it for three months?

00:14:25.000 I think that's the issue, yeah.

00:14:28.000 And you ask about different glasses.

00:14:30.000 I have other glasses, but they don't have that on them because I lost them.

00:14:35.000 So you've lost them, yeah.

00:14:36.000 But the ones that do have it on, you haven't charged it.

00:14:38.000 You have no idea how many times you haven't charged for three months.

00:14:40.000 How exhausted your wife looks when you go, have you seen my glasses for the 300,000th time?

00:14:46.000 No, I have some.

00:14:48.000 I just buy like 20 pairs so that I can lose one a month.

00:14:51.000 And towards the end of the year, I then have to start asking where my glasses are.

00:14:54.000 $200.

00:14:55.000 Yes, I know.

00:14:56.000 It's very expensive.

00:15:00.000 Another thing I wanted to ask you about.

00:15:02.000 It's okay.

00:15:03.000 We've moved past that.

00:15:04.000 I'm worried now.

00:15:05.000 I wanted to ask you about Target.

00:15:06.000 Fuck, I think I lost the charger for this.

00:15:09.000 The charger should come with an orbit on it.

00:15:15.000 Fuck.

00:15:17.000 Shit.

00:15:18.000 How do you, like, get through life?

00:15:21.000 I mean, because you look very presentable here.

00:15:24.000 I'm looking at you.

00:15:24.000 And you look well presented.

00:15:26.000 Your hair's been combed.

00:15:28.000 You know, your suit and tie are pressed and fresh.

00:15:31.000 And tailored.

00:15:32.000 And tailored.

00:15:33.000 How is it that you can look like this?

00:15:35.000 And yet your life is in the state it's in?

00:15:38.000 Alcohol.

00:15:39.000 I just numb the pain and it makes me feel like everything is normal because I have no anxiety.

00:15:46.000 Also, the Scots were under siege from the English for 700 years.

00:15:50.000 So the ones that don't enjoy conflict or mayhem are extinct.

00:15:54.000 I'm genetically predisposed to be in a state of peril.

00:15:58.000 Is your...

00:15:59.000 So I've noticed that often when you're asked questions about yourself, you will refer to your Scottish heritage.

00:16:06.000 Yes.

00:16:06.000 Everything is culturally and genetic.

00:16:08.000 And I think that's a reasonable way to, a reasonable and an interesting, delightful way to answer the question.

00:16:13.000 We are 95% nature, 5% nurture.

00:16:16.000 Probably true.

00:16:17.000 That 5% is if you get raped as a kid, you might turn out gay. 0.93

00:16:21.000 Other than that, whatever.

00:16:23.000 Does this explain the toilet paper in your home?

00:16:25.000 Because I've really, really outside of public schools have I experienced a level of scratchiness and tearing.

00:16:34.000 And you know, you get stuff on your fingers with toilet paper like that.

00:16:37.000 Ryan has nicer toilet paper than that.

00:16:40.000 Ryan has that lovely three-ply ridged charmin.

00:16:44.000 Yes.

00:16:44.000 Because he cares about his bottom.

00:16:46.000 I believe it's cottonill.

00:16:47.000 Yeah, we should.

00:16:47.000 He's in cotton mill.

00:16:48.000 That's all.

00:16:49.000 On the way to pick up.

00:16:51.000 We picked up...

00:16:52.000 Milo stayed at my house last night.

00:16:53.000 We recorded ourselves watching with Nailani, which we'll show you over Christmas.

00:16:56.000 Then we picked up Ryan this morning and went into Manhattan to go to the studio.

00:17:00.000 And as we picked up Ryan, he came in.

00:17:03.000 Milo came into Ryan's apartment and he was privy to the fag zone. 1.00

00:17:05.000 To use the bathroom.

00:17:07.000 We call his house the fag zone. 1.00

00:17:08.000 It's a delightful area.

00:17:11.000 I notice it's got one of those Japanese appendages, which I'm too scared to use. 1.00

00:17:15.000 I'm guessing you press a button.

00:17:17.000 It's pushy.

00:17:17.000 It's the worst bidet you can get.

00:17:19.000 It feels like a needle of...

00:17:21.000 You know they have water saws that can cut steel?

00:17:24.000 It feels like that.

00:17:26.000 I can only set it on 0.5 out of 10.

00:17:29.000 Right, right.

00:17:29.000 Because I don't want to have a new one.

00:17:31.000 So if Ryan presumably can manage a five, I'd be like pulling the past 10.

00:17:36.000 I'm going to head out of your urethra.

00:17:37.000 It would go by.

00:17:37.000 Your asshole probably looks like a baby yawning.

00:17:40.000 So it would go through that giant hole out your urethra, and it would just look like they were pissing.

00:17:44.000 You're on quite thin ice talking about incontinence, aren't you, really?

00:17:47.000 You know, you're assholes.

00:17:50.000 It's funny you say that.

00:17:50.000 I've got to say I have the anus of a 70-year-old gay man.

00:17:54.000 But I would be willing to bet that most of those 70-year-old gay men choose when to go for a shit. 1.00

00:18:02.000 You know, my worst part is...

00:18:04.000 Are you entirely sure that you do?

00:18:06.000 At the diner, you've got to take off your shoes and your pants to get rid of your underwear.

00:18:10.000 I know I'm going to regret asking.

00:18:11.000 And then I think, if someone walks in right now, they're just going to see like socks and pants and shoes sitting there.

00:18:16.000 You're going to think somebody melted.

00:18:19.000 I know I'm going to regret asking this, but this obviously happens to you regularly on a monthly basis, perhaps a weekly basis.

00:18:25.000 Maybe every three months.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, well, if four times a year.

00:18:28.000 Judging by how you lie about your height, I'm going to guess that that means it happens once or twice a week.

00:18:33.000 So when you go into the public bathroom of a diner and you've realized that you've done a whoopsie, what's the procedure?

00:18:44.000 Like, how do you make sure that things don't drip on your shoes?

00:18:47.000 Talk us through.

00:18:48.000 Well, it's not a lot of fecal matter.

00:18:51.000 It's just like maybe three tablespoons of stomach acid.

00:18:54.000 Three tablespoons is quite a lot.

00:18:55.000 And especially if it's liquid, it's probably drip.

00:18:56.000 Does it run down your leg?

00:18:57.000 No, it doesn't have time.

00:19:01.000 And I wear tidy whiteys, so there's not any seepage.

00:19:04.000 So you put it in the bag.

00:19:06.000 It's saying to Jesus.

00:19:07.000 It's like a balloon with water in it down there.

00:19:09.000 It's just rolling around.

00:19:11.000 No, coating your undercoating.

00:19:14.000 It's already sort of been absorbed.

00:19:15.000 Your perineum is soaked.

00:19:17.000 I'm just praying that it's not...

00:19:18.000 Your perineum.

00:19:20.000 Do you shave down there?

00:19:21.000 No.

00:19:21.000 Or do you trim at least?

00:19:23.000 Yeah, my prostate and my buttocks were all covered with yellow water.

00:19:27.000 Bile, whatever it is.

00:19:28.000 I think we may be boring the fans With too much exposition on this pant shitting.

00:19:32.000 But yeah, you've got to put it in the garbage.

00:19:34.000 All right, so your Scottish origins are the reason that you have like this toilet paper that's.

00:19:40.000 Oh, that's different.

00:19:41.000 The explanation for that is: I don't think my wife enjoys shopping. 0.99

00:19:45.000 So when she's getting things like toilet paper, she's just like, oh, whatever, fuck. 0.90

00:19:48.000 Does she do it badly on purpose so you'll get someone else to do it? 0.99

00:19:51.000 You know, like, when you're a kid, and you don't really washing up, so you break stuff on the paper.

00:19:54.000 She's not a good shopper. 1.00

00:19:55.000 She hates it.

00:19:56.000 So sometimes I'll open the fridge and there's four things of milk.

00:19:58.000 I'm like, what are you buying?

00:20:00.000 Or three things of flour.

00:20:02.000 Flour lasts months.

00:20:03.000 What are you doing?

00:20:04.000 Right, so she's not good at maintaining the levels of things. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Correct.

00:20:08.000 Right.

00:20:08.000 Because her heart's not in it.

00:20:10.000 Right, right.

00:20:10.000 So that's why we have such shitty toilet paper in our colours.

00:20:12.000 I see.

00:20:13.000 Well, I'll never fucking sell that.

00:20:16.000 I'll know in future to wait until I get to Ryan's to relieve myself.

00:20:21.000 Or bring your own.

00:20:22.000 Do you know what?

00:20:23.000 That's a good idea.

00:20:24.000 I overbuy underwear.

00:20:25.000 You can just use an old pair of my underwear.

00:20:28.000 Or not.

00:20:29.000 Okay, just throwing stuff out there.

00:20:31.000 In the news today.

00:20:33.000 You're a truly horrible person.

00:20:35.000 Shia LaBeouf.

00:20:38.000 Shia LaBeouf is being sued by FKA Twiggs for abuse.

00:20:44.000 Efka Twiggs.

00:20:45.000 Efka Twiggs.

00:20:46.000 Good lord.

00:20:48.000 I can't listen to her music.

00:20:49.000 No, I don't listen to her music, but I know how to say her name.

00:20:52.000 Okay.

00:20:52.000 Efka Twiggs.

00:20:53.000 I've never said that.

00:20:54.000 Aren't we in the business of commentating on pop culture and you don't know Ethika Twiggs?

00:20:59.000 I'm 50 years old.

00:20:59.000 Am I supposed to know Ethika Twiggs?

00:21:02.000 Ethika Twiggs.

00:21:03.000 Efaca Twiggs.

00:21:04.000 Ethica Twiggs.

00:21:04.000 Her music is just not music, isn't it?

00:21:06.000 Oh, it's no, it's Gussie. 1.00

00:21:07.000 It's weird.

00:21:07.000 It's Gussie.

00:21:08.000 It's haunting Artie.

00:21:10.000 Two weeks is good.

00:21:12.000 It's a five-second comment attack song.

00:21:14.000 Well, you don't like it so much as having sex with women who look like that. 0.99

00:21:19.000 No.

00:21:20.000 I don't know what she looks like, but I know I'm not afraid of that.

00:21:22.000 Although that's like waif-like, skinny, vaguely Irish big hair. 0.78

00:21:26.000 I don't see a lot of Irish there.

00:21:32.000 She's dressed up.

00:21:33.000 See, I was right.

00:21:33.000 It's five seconds of a massive attack song.

00:21:35.000 Dressed up like me on now.

00:21:37.000 I didn't hear you say that.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:21:39.000 Just before the good bit starts.

00:21:41.000 Boring.

00:21:42.000 Massive attack song.

00:21:50.000 Sounds like scissors.

00:21:52.000 Sounds like scissors.

00:21:52.000 Oh, that song is going to be in my head all day now.

00:21:56.000 What is it?

00:21:56.000 The Germans said, an auvwoom?

00:21:58.000 That's really got it.

00:21:58.000 That's wormed its way in there.

00:22:03.000 Anyway, that's Shuza Muff for beating her and raping her and giving her STDs. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Lucky bitch. 1.00

00:22:10.000 And Saya also is jumping in saying he lied to me, said he was single.

00:22:14.000 Sia.

00:22:15.000 Sia.

00:22:16.000 Were you leaving?

00:22:18.000 How can you do that and yet not know the idiom rub it in her face?

00:22:24.000 I don't know.

00:22:24.000 It makes no sense.

00:22:25.000 Like, come on, buddy.

00:22:27.000 I like my face rub.

00:22:28.000 I also have a question.

00:22:29.000 Why is this mic rusty?

00:22:32.000 I don't know if that's rusty.

00:22:33.000 Where has it been?

00:22:35.000 We did do an interview with my asshole once.

00:22:38.000 Once?

00:22:39.000 There was a lot of takes.

00:22:42.000 It's probably because that's our fart mic that we use on nude night.

00:22:47.000 It makes us like a real horror over here on GML.

00:22:51.000 It's okay.

00:22:51.000 I can manage with it.

00:22:53.000 You look like the tainted love, the soft cell guy.

00:22:57.000 What's his name?

00:22:58.000 Mark Almond.

00:23:00.000 Tainted love.

00:23:03.000 But I thought it was interesting to see my new favorite follow on Parlor, which is Azealia Banks. 0.97

00:23:09.000 Am I saying that right?

00:23:10.000 Azealia, yes.

00:23:12.000 She's so awesome.

00:23:14.000 Don't look this up, because if you start looking up Azealia Banks' interviews, you'll be gone for two hours.

00:23:19.000 Oh, days, days.

00:23:20.000 You can get into an Azealia Banks hole.

00:23:24.000 My favorite one when she's on MTV and the vapid interviewer goes, you know, it would be cool if you did something with Adele and she could be singing and then you would rap after, you know, as the verses.

00:23:36.000 And Azealia Banks goes, no, that would be whack. 0.98

00:23:40.000 That's a really corny idea.

00:23:44.000 So anyway, her take on the Shia LaBeouf story is, oh, fuck off.

00:23:48.000 She didn't knowingly give you an S C D. He had a cold sore.

00:23:52.000 And they weren't hunting dogs.

00:23:55.000 They were probably shooting at coyotes.

00:23:57.000 Because Efka Twiggs claims that Shila Buff dragged her along as he shot dogs from the car.

00:24:04.000 And she's like, one, Los Angeles dog culture is so serious.

00:24:07.000 No one would allow a dog to be randomly walking around outside.

00:24:10.000 Two, dog catchers would have scooped him up in an instant. 0.51

00:24:13.000 Three, you're probably looking at coyotes.

00:24:16.000 I can't see four.

00:24:17.000 No one can pull a trigger in Los Angeles without it being heard.

00:24:19.000 Five, if Shia was running around randomly shooting stray dogs, oh, it's Shia who claims this. 0.95

00:24:24.000 Okay, because they're both attacking him.

00:24:25.000 Chances are those stray dogs are actually coyotes, which you're allowed to hunt.

00:24:30.000 You know who Azealia Banks reminds me of in like the bad attitude and not giving a shit about what she's supposed to say? 1.00

00:24:36.000 It's Urtha Kitt.

00:24:37.000 You remember?

00:24:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:38.000 She used to say things.

00:24:39.000 She called me an ugly duckling, they called me.

00:24:41.000 Like, ow! 0.78

00:24:42.000 Yeah, she used to say things that she wasn't really supposed to as a black woman, like sounding very Republican at times.

00:24:48.000 You know, she came out against the Vietnam War.

00:24:51.000 Right, but she also came, like, she didn't like welfare too much. 0.91

00:24:53.000 She thought people should work hard and men should do this and women should do this.

00:24:57.000 And she didn't give a shit, and she had a big attitude about it, but people let her get away with it because of talent. 0.99

00:25:02.000 I love that about her.

00:25:03.000 Well, no, she was eventually banished to France.

00:25:05.000 She ended up in Paris because she was so hated here.

00:25:08.000 Yes, that's true.

00:25:08.000 That's true.

00:25:09.000 Well, I mean, Azealia will end up going, too.

00:25:12.000 Probably.

00:25:12.000 Even dear Tina Turner lives in Switzerland now, you know?

00:25:15.000 Oh, really?

00:25:16.000 Outspoken black women, they don't last long in this country. 1.00

00:25:18.000 No, well.

00:25:18.000 Unless they're woke.

00:25:20.000 If Turner had to go there because of the American tit rules after they become four feet long.

00:25:27.000 They're basically just legs.

00:25:29.000 I was wondering when.

00:25:30.000 She's on all fours, she looks like a spider. 1.00

00:25:33.000 I was wondering when the old Ike was going to show up.

00:25:36.000 When she's on all fours, it's all sixes.

00:25:38.000 Stop it.

00:25:39.000 She's a national treasure.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, and then she also defended the cold sore thing.

00:25:43.000 She's a national treasure.

00:25:44.000 She didn't give you an STD.

00:25:46.000 You made out with him when he had a cold sore.

00:25:48.000 Do you have that tweet?

00:25:49.000 Or that parlor?

00:25:50.000 I got this the whole parlor.

00:25:51.000 Let me see here.

00:25:53.000 Why was she banned from that?

00:25:54.000 Or just that one.

00:25:55.000 Just that one there.

00:25:55.000 Azealia Banks was banned from, I think, Twitter and Instagram for calling the Asian one in one direction an N-word.

00:26:04.000 She said he was a sand.

00:26:06.000 Oh.

00:26:07.000 You say it, I don't, so you can say it if you want to.

00:26:09.000 A sand neighbor. 1.00

00:26:11.000 Yes, yes, that's exactly right.

00:26:14.000 And then that was the final straw, apparently.

00:26:16.000 No, I'm not scared to say it.

00:26:17.000 I'll say it right now.

00:26:18.000 Everyone, you say it with me.

00:26:20.000 I hate negativity.

00:26:26.000 Beware of ninjas.

00:26:29.000 Yeah, she goes, he had a cold sore.

00:26:32.000 And she goes, who hasn't jumped on they man when he has 102 degree fever?

00:26:37.000 Yeah, he probably covered it up because he was being photographed.

00:26:40.000 He didn't want people to see his cold sore.

00:26:41.000 Like, she really gets into the nitty-gritty science of Shia LaBeouf's lip zit.

00:26:46.000 That's what I like about her.

00:26:47.000 She will disappear down the rabbit hole. 1.00

00:26:48.000 And then three tweets or three statuses later, she's talking about doing like brucha with chickens in her cupboard at home, doing like weird witch shit. 0.61

00:26:57.000 And then it's some like bizarre weed tweet.

00:27:00.000 And then she's like, now, and then she's coming for Russell Crowe.

00:27:03.000 She's great.

00:27:04.000 She's fantastic.

00:27:05.000 And you know what else I like about her?

00:27:06.000 She's a hustler. 1.00

00:27:06.000 So when she blew up, like 212 was probably 10 years ago now. 1.00

00:27:10.000 Right.

00:27:10.000 Still one of the best dance tracks of all time.

00:27:12.000 It's so good.

00:27:12.000 It's like five songs compacted into one.

00:27:15.000 But she opened a store the first day she blew up where she sells her bizarre Jamaican voodoo song and fucking yoga bread. 1.00

00:27:28.000 And she got rich off that too. 0.94

00:27:30.000 Yep.

00:27:31.000 We had lunch with her and she was beautiful and bonkers. 0.94

00:27:36.000 Just as a pop star automatically.

00:27:37.000 Oh, that was good gossip.

00:27:38.000 She told us that she went on a date with Jack and then he turned out to be a fag. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Jack.

00:27:43.000 Dorsey.

00:27:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:44.000 Jack Dorsey.

00:27:45.000 Well, I sat on Jack Dorsey's lap, and he really liked it and didn't want me to move at a tech conference in Dublin about eight years ago.

00:27:54.000 Really?

00:27:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:55.000 He really, he was like...

00:27:56.000 You were a child eight years ago.

00:27:58.000 Thanks, thanks.

00:27:59.000 That's the nicest thing you've ever said on your lips.

00:28:02.000 No, he was like holding my hips to keep me in place.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 Yeah, true.

00:28:06.000 Didn't she also say he's growing a beard because it's a gay thing when you say you're a top and if you're fucking your man electronic. 0.59

00:28:13.000 But I thought his boyfriend was the BLM guy. 0.99

00:28:15.000 How would he possibly be topping him?

00:28:18.000 I don't understand the science of blood sex.

00:28:20.000 I don't understand.

00:28:21.000 There's two different kinds of gays.

00:28:23.000 Let me tell you that my.

00:28:24.000 You've got your Tom of Finland gaze.

00:28:25.000 You've got your My John gaze.

00:28:27.000 You've got your just normal men who happen, unfortunately, to be so afflicted.

00:28:32.000 And then you've got the San Francisco gaze.

00:28:34.000 And I don't understand the San Francisco gaze at all.

00:28:36.000 I can never predict which one of them is going to be the daddy.

00:28:39.000 I have no clue how they work at all.

00:28:41.000 Well, I think of San Francisco as very Babylonian.

00:28:44.000 Like they probably have eight sims instead of three sims, and there's toe-sucking going on.

00:28:48.000 It doesn't even count as sex when it's too close to the colours.

00:28:50.000 If you go to a gays house in San Francisco, you're sort of slipping on the floor. 1.00

00:28:53.000 There's fluids.

00:28:54.000 Well, look, silicon lube is very difficult to clean up.

00:28:57.000 Silicon lube.

00:28:59.000 Silicon lube, silicon lube.

00:29:01.000 Always trying to fight with a little guy.

00:29:05.000 Here's a black woman I don't like. 1.00

00:29:07.000 Cynthia Johnson is so hateable that I love her. 1.00

00:29:11.000 And she's the woman you love to hate.

00:29:13.000 She is fucking nuts.

00:29:15.000 And she's the gift that keeps giving.

00:29:17.000 I've got three videos here.

00:29:18.000 Do you know who this is?

00:29:19.000 No.

00:29:19.000 She's some senator from Detroit, some rep from Detroit, who's been trying to sabotage this Stop the Steal thing, sabotage the sabotage.

00:29:28.000 And then she's talking about starting a war with Trump supporters and how we have to get her.

00:29:32.000 Oh, I have seen her.

00:29:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:34.000 Trump supporters.

00:29:34.000 She's the new Mad Maxine, right?

00:29:36.000 She's trying to have herself crowned craziest black woman in Congress. 1.00

00:29:40.000 She also can't pronounce the word soldiers.

00:29:42.000 What does she say?

00:29:43.000 Oh, you'll see.

00:29:46.000 Oops.

00:29:46.000 Oops, I was jamming up to a little Azalea.

00:29:49.000 Why?

00:29:50.000 I was going to play it in the background while you guys talked about it.

00:29:53.000 I'm not worried.

00:29:54.000 I'm not going into...

00:29:56.000 I'm not going underground.

00:29:57.000 I'm not changing my fucking phone number.

00:29:59.000 I ain't doing none of that.

00:30:03.000 But we're going to change some shit that's been going on in the city of Detroit.

00:30:10.000 What?

00:30:10.000 Things that have happened to our people in our community.

00:30:14.000 Isn't it Detroit anymore?

00:30:16.000 Oh, yes.

00:30:17.000 Isn't it just piles of people?

00:30:18.000 Nobody knows.

00:30:18.000 Nobody's been in the community.

00:30:19.000 No one's been in the middle.

00:30:20.000 No one has been on it for about 20 years.

00:30:22.000 Administration owes the city of Detroit.

00:30:28.000 Oh, yes.

00:30:29.000 Oh, yes.

00:30:31.000 I put my life on the line for not only the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, the city of Detroit.

00:30:41.000 I put my life on the line for justice.

00:30:45.000 Did you?

00:30:46.000 For democracy.

00:30:50.000 And mind you, I never called anyone out of their names, of course, unless they're liars or dumbasses.

00:30:57.000 You know, this black expression.

00:30:59.000 To call someone out of their name?

00:31:00.000 No, I've never heard it before.

00:31:01.000 I'm glad you're here on the show today to help you.

00:31:04.000 You don't have black guests very often, so I'm happy to be here to help to get those statistics back up again.

00:31:10.000 It basically just means to slander somebody.

00:31:13.000 To call somebody out of their name or out on their name means to accuse them of something wrong.

00:31:18.000 Okay.

00:31:19.000 Wrongly.

00:31:20.000 So it must be an evolution of calling someone out.

00:31:22.000 Something like that.

00:31:23.000 Which is an evolution, I guess, of calling someone outside to fight.

00:31:25.000 I think something like that.

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:27.000 Okay.

00:31:28.000 Never called her a name.

00:31:29.000 You're high bitch. 1.00

00:31:30.000 Never branded her something.

00:31:32.000 So she was reprimanded for saying, we're going to get out in the streets and we're going to start a civil war.

00:31:37.000 So now this is her saying, I don't care about the reprimandation.

00:31:41.000 I'm fine.

00:31:43.000 Let's do things a little bit differently.

00:31:47.000 We don't have to call people out of their names.

00:31:49.000 We don't have to make threats.

00:31:52.000 But you just did.

00:31:53.000 What we need to do is use your own words and use your own voicemail messages and use your own videos.

00:32:00.000 She's turning into Sarah Silverman there.

00:32:02.000 Oh my God.

00:32:03.000 What the hell happened?

00:32:04.000 You're so right.

00:32:04.000 With her little smile and her little lips.

00:32:08.000 She's just Silverman asking.

00:32:10.000 What are you guys doing?

00:32:11.000 That's dead on.

00:32:13.000 I was wondering what that reminded me of.

00:32:15.000 Can I take it back?

00:32:15.000 Yeah, sure.

00:32:16.000 All we need to do is use your own words and use your own voicemail messages and use your own videos.

00:32:24.000 Use your own shit.

00:32:26.000 Wow.

00:32:27.000 What are you talking about?

00:32:28.000 One of the things that upsets me About this new breed of activist African-American Democrats, or at least their new chapter, is that they are throwing propriety to the wind in all kinds of ways. 1.00

00:32:41.000 I mean, America's like America's a country they really care about appropriateness over here, right?

00:32:45.000 I mean, the idea that even just a local congressman would be swearing, you know, we're going to do some shit.

00:32:51.000 It's only black people can get away with doing that. 1.00

00:32:54.000 Nobody else could do that.

00:32:56.000 And they seem to be invoking this kind of language, you know, because that's what the situation calls for now.

00:33:04.000 That's the kind of desperate situation.

00:33:05.000 It doesn't.

00:33:06.000 It's not.

00:33:07.000 But it's just another example of this sort of double standards in public life.

00:33:11.000 We're happy for elected representatives to go online and say piss shit and fuck if they're black and if they're a Democrat.

00:33:17.000 When, you know, everybody else is held to a slightly different and higher standard about how they ought to pay.

00:33:22.000 In terms of propriety, right?

00:33:24.000 I know it's not the biggest and most important thing to talk about.

00:33:26.000 But it's just how far they can go.

00:33:28.000 But it's something I've noticed growing over the last six months.

00:33:30.000 You've got these elected representatives who, because they're black Democrats, feel able to transgress norms very, very flagrantly. 0.94

00:33:38.000 And if anything, they're applauded for it.

00:33:40.000 And they have the gall then to turn around and say Trump is lowering the state of discourse when what Trump says is she's really not a nice person.

00:33:47.000 You know, like that's the kind of shit Trump says.

00:33:50.000 Trump says something like, she's really not a nice person.

00:33:53.000 And they say he's lowering the quality of public debate, lowering the discourse, while they're out here saying, we're going to do some shit.

00:34:00.000 I remember seeing, it was the House of Representatives or whatever it was, in Florida, and they had this rapper named Hurricane or something.

00:34:07.000 And he had a song called Hale Bere about how much he wants to fuck Haliberi.

00:34:12.000 Everybody does.

00:34:13.000 And so they bring it into the hallelujah.

00:34:16.000 And he's got a microphone and he's like, Haliberry, Halle.

00:34:19.000 She's so fine.

00:34:20.000 She's like, Hale Berry.

00:34:21.000 And all the black politicians are there dancing and twerking around him. 1.00

00:34:25.000 And he's like, Haliberry, Hali Berry.

00:34:27.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:34:27.000 And I thought about one of the most beautiful women in the world today.

00:34:31.000 And I said, Halley Berry.

00:34:33.000 You know, a lot of women look at her and they say, I want to be beautiful like Halliburry. 1.00

00:34:36.000 But, you know, we got a lot of different types of women, different colors, shapes. 1.00

00:34:41.000 I just wanted to let them know that.

00:34:43.000 Today, government politics.

00:34:46.000 Just a black guy talking about who he wants to be. 1.00

00:34:49.000 He goes on to say, all women are Holly Berry in their own way. 1.00

00:34:52.000 Oh, God.

00:34:53.000 Which is not true.

00:34:54.000 Interestingly, Halle Berry, another black woman who doesn't live in this country anymore, she lives in Paris now. 0.97

00:34:59.000 Apparently, she was so disgusted by the things she saw in Hollywood that she was out of it.

00:35:04.000 Like pedophilia stuff?

00:35:05.000 I would imagine so.

00:35:06.000 I mean, she's obviously never said.

00:35:07.000 So she comes back once in a while for a little victory lap or an occasional role, but she lives in Paris.

00:35:13.000 All right, let's see him sing.

00:35:14.000 Because he starts doing the song.

00:35:16.000 Oh, God.

00:35:16.000 Press play.

00:35:18.000 Really?

00:35:18.000 So she has like a ghetto blaster on the side.

00:35:20.000 Let me give him a stop over and see if they're familiar with it.

00:35:23.000 A lot of the youngsters going to already know about it.

00:35:25.000 Gonna already know what shit you've got.

00:35:45.000 She's trying really hard.

00:35:52.000 The mics can't handle that moment.

00:35:54.000 Everything's blowing up.

00:35:58.000 Look, there's the heel in the top right bouncing up.

00:36:00.000 Bouncing away.

00:36:03.000 The woman next to him is trying so hard to look normal. 0.87

00:36:06.000 Imagine you're a politician.

00:36:08.000 You have this bill that you're trying to pass to stop flooding in the lower.

00:36:12.000 We're trying to discuss SB 1291.

00:36:16.000 Property value is plummeting with these flooding marshlands, but first.

00:36:26.000 So have we finished the Cynthia Johnson clip?

00:36:28.000 Does she keep right at the end? 0.98

00:36:31.000 She said, soldiers.

00:36:32.000 It will be the words of hate.

00:36:35.000 It will be the words of hatred.

00:36:38.000 And then the whole world can see.

00:36:42.000 Okay, so this is a soldier.

00:36:44.000 So what did she say to you?

00:36:45.000 16.

00:36:46.000 That one said, I'm not going anywhere, and I'm not calling for violence.

00:36:50.000 I want you to just use your voice to tell Trump supporters to fuck themselves.

00:36:55.000 And you'll see the hate you get in return, and we'll expose them for the racist monsters that we are, I guess.

00:37:01.000 All you soldiers, soldiers of Christ, soldiers against racism, soldiers against misogyny.

00:37:13.000 That's not me.

00:37:14.000 Soldiers against domestic violence and domestic terrorism.

00:37:19.000 Definitely not me.

00:37:21.000 I'll get to it eventually.

00:37:23.000 Rise.

00:37:23.000 It's not my highest priority.

00:37:25.000 It's time for you to rise.

00:37:28.000 Soldiers!

00:37:31.000 Soldiers for Christ.

00:37:37.000 Soldiers against racism.

00:37:40.000 Didn't you already say that?

00:37:41.000 Soldiers against misogyny.

00:37:46.000 Soldiers for black and brown colours.

00:37:54.000 People who are being mistreated.

00:37:58.000 Rise.

00:38:00.000 You may want to scream.

00:38:00.000 Soldiers.

00:38:04.000 You can tell she's like, black people. 0.73

00:38:05.000 One is people who are being treated by evil forces.

00:38:12.000 Soldiers.

00:38:13.000 Keep going.

00:38:14.000 That was it.

00:38:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:38:15.000 Well, I got one more.

00:38:15.000 I can't tell if we've already had this one yet.

00:38:17.000 Testify.

00:38:20.000 That would be 1-7.

00:38:25.000 Let's see.

00:38:25.000 Here we go.

00:38:27.000 I'm good.

00:38:28.000 I'm okay.

00:38:29.000 I'm not worried.

00:38:30.000 So repeat.

00:38:31.000 Is that the rename of the first one?

00:38:32.000 I'm not going underground.

00:38:34.000 I'm not changing my fucking phone number.

00:38:36.000 That's the first one.

00:38:37.000 But she seemed to say soldiers perfectly normally.

00:38:40.000 Soldiers?

00:38:41.000 Soldiers.

00:38:42.000 Soldiers.

00:38:43.000 I didn't hear anything weird about that.

00:38:45.000 Really?

00:38:45.000 Maybe you've been living with a black man for too long.

00:38:48.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:38:50.000 Anytime is too long, isn't it, Gavin?

00:38:53.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 Honestly, the worst thing about living with a black person is not the Tupperware or the Ziploc bags, although there is a sort of terrifying pathology about people who put one potato in a Ziploc and end that the organization of the fridge is upsetting. 1.00

00:39:13.000 It's butter.

00:39:15.000 Oh, yes, you were talking about this.

00:39:16.000 Butter wars, they call them. 0.96

00:39:18.000 Butter wars.

00:39:19.000 So as any civilized person who was born outside of a barn knows, proper butter, churned, salted or unsalted, is a very tough substance.

00:39:29.000 It's tough stuff.

00:39:31.000 And if you keep it in the fridge, it becomes unspreadable because it's meant to be kept at room temperature in a butter dish.

00:39:39.000 If you're worried about bugs, you just put the tray thing on top of it.

00:39:42.000 Well, that's why butter dishes have lids. 0.99

00:39:45.000 And the other thing is, it's just fat, and bugs are not like massively into fat.

00:39:49.000 You're like sugar.

00:39:50.000 Right.

00:39:51.000 If you put like seven different things, you know, spill seven different things, the butter's the thing they'd go for at the end, you know, when they've eaten everything else.

00:40:00.000 And in any case, a nice butter dish will have a sort of rounded oblong shape with a little lid of the same kind of dimensions with a little handle.

00:40:11.000 So I tried to explain, we're not going to eat margarine in this house.

00:40:15.000 We're going to have butter, nice kerry gold, proper Irish butter.

00:40:19.000 And I left it outside and it kept being moved back to the fridge.

00:40:22.000 I tried to explain, you know, what was going on here and it wasn't, so I bought a butter dish in the end.

00:40:26.000 The butter dish was broken within four days.

00:40:29.000 In a rage.

00:40:30.000 Accidentally smashed.

00:40:32.000 It was a nice one too, a waterfoot crystal butter dish.

00:40:36.000 No, and now I just have to keep, now I have to keep my own supply of butter in a Ziploc bag in the top cupboard that not even I can reach so that I've got spreadable butter.

00:40:46.000 It might be a Puerto Rican problem too because Brian keeps things in the fag zone. 1.00

00:40:53.000 He keeps them in the freezer so the roaches won't eat them.

00:40:56.000 Like sugar.

00:40:56.000 No, you don't attract roaches.

00:40:58.000 Right.

00:40:59.000 He has all kinds of sugar and non-freezy things are in his freezer.

00:41:03.000 Like Parmesan cheese is in his freezer.

00:41:06.000 Parmesan cheese freezer, yes.

00:41:08.000 Parmesan cheese freezer.

00:41:09.000 Food does end up in weird places in my house.

00:41:11.000 When I'm in a fat period, you know, every sort of, I have like two-year cycles, so I'll have a six-month fat period and then 18 months of getting in shape again.

00:41:19.000 And the six-month fat period like does so much damage, it takes me 18 months to recover, you know?

00:41:25.000 And during those times, I do occasionally catch myself installing little shelves by the toilet so that I can have toilet cheese.

00:41:37.000 I am actually a first-class fat girl.

00:41:40.000 What stage are you in right now?

00:41:42.000 I've just come out of a fat stage, so I lost nearly 40 pounds in the last three months.

00:41:47.000 Oh, I saw that on your Telegram.

00:41:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:49.000 I'm doing really well.

00:41:50.000 And after about another month of dieting, then I start lifting.

00:41:53.000 So now I'm okay again now.

00:41:54.000 I can fit into clothes again.

00:41:56.000 But I did, actually, Chadwick was visiting my house, and he said, what is that in your bathroom?

00:42:01.000 I said, that's my toilet cheese.

00:42:04.000 He's going to get pissed on it.

00:42:04.000 When people piss.

00:42:05.000 No, no, no.

00:42:07.000 It's on like a shelf next to it.

00:42:08.000 Sometimes when you're fat.

00:42:09.000 It's making me nauseous.

00:42:10.000 When you're fat, sometimes you're in the toilet for a really long time.

00:42:13.000 And I get peckish.

00:42:14.000 I think I'm going to barf.

00:42:16.000 Homeboy is getting that like, get it.

00:42:19.000 Here was a funny observation speaking of female politicians, AOC. 1.00

00:42:24.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:42:25.000 I have not verified it myself.

00:42:26.000 By the way, I bought you the...

00:42:29.000 I bought an Ilhan Omar shirt that says, fuck around and find out.

00:42:32.000 Ooh, did you get me stickers?

00:42:33.000 And I got you the stickers.

00:42:34.000 Oh, thank you.

00:42:34.000 Thank you.

00:42:35.000 Thank you.

00:42:35.000 I hated giving my information to Ilhan Omar.

00:42:38.000 Well, not so much that, but you gave her a campaign contribution.

00:42:46.000 I did too.

00:42:47.000 It was for your Christmas present, so that's the only one that's not a surprise.

00:42:50.000 I got a bunch of other things.

00:42:51.000 Fortunately, I'm not allowed by law to make campaign contributions to American candidates, so no credit card information from me.

00:42:59.000 Tax-free?

00:42:59.000 Let's go.

00:43:00.000 See this tweet.

00:43:01.000 Just notice all men's S and women's double XL sizes are scrolled out.

00:43:08.000 Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know?

00:43:10.000 I'm sure it's not true, but it's a lovely job.

00:43:12.000 I don't want to know.

00:43:13.000 I didn't verify because I don't want to know.

00:43:14.000 I bet it wasn't.

00:43:15.000 I just know if it was a lie.

00:43:16.000 They're like, restock, restock.

00:43:18.000 Restock, restock.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, they'd never allow that to happen because it's too perfect.

00:43:21.000 Yeah, no, you've probably spoken about the Ilhan Omar thing on the show already before, but I noticed this.

00:43:26.000 Okay, well, I noticed this when I was browsing the Fox News website.

00:43:30.000 And you know, they're very uptight about things.

00:43:32.000 So they just, it was the Fox News app, and it just said Ilhan Omar slammed for vulgar slogan on new whatever.

00:43:41.000 And I'm just like, any Ilhan Omar story, I at least want to scan so I know what happened, you know?

00:43:45.000 So I hit it, and I saw Ilhan Omar has been criticized.

00:43:49.000 Fuck around and find out, asterisk out. 0.79

00:43:51.000 I'm like, no, no.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, we did talk about this.

00:43:55.000 This is the proud boy's model.

00:43:58.000 So I text him, and I'm like, do you think this is on purpose?

00:44:00.000 Is she trying to reclaim his life?

00:44:02.000 This is just sheer incompetence.

00:44:05.000 This is sheer incompetence.

00:44:06.000 What a fucking imbecile.

00:44:08.000 But that should bring us to our next feminism section. 1.00

00:44:11.000 We've been talking about chicks a lot.

00:44:13.000 Let's go to feminism. 1.00

00:44:14.000 And Milo, I want you to look at the bottom of the screen.

00:44:17.000 Someone in the black bathing suit. 0.97

00:44:18.000 Yes.

00:44:19.000 Lingerie.

00:44:19.000 Yes.

00:44:20.000 And tell me you don't get at least kind of a boner.

00:44:22.000 Oh, you keep doing this too.

00:44:23.000 Just a tenth of a boner, maybe?

00:44:25.000 Or you'd love to at least snuggle maybe motorboated tits? 1.00

00:44:28.000 This one was significant.

00:44:29.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:44:30.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:44:32.000 I'm a lady.

00:44:35.000 The black bathing suit there?

00:44:37.000 No, there's nothing that's doing anything.

00:44:38.000 How?

00:44:40.000 They do not want that.

00:44:41.000 Why are they squealing my 2015?

00:44:45.000 Oh, that's what we call our feminism segment. 1.00

00:44:48.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:44:49.000 Oh, it is.

00:44:49.000 Yes.

00:44:50.000 Oh, oh, oh, okay, fine.

00:44:51.000 Well, you may, you may.

00:44:52.000 You're welcome.

00:44:53.000 I mean, it was an astute observation that gets truer every year.

00:44:58.000 Well, it wasn't originally framed as an observation.

00:45:00.000 It was a poll.

00:45:01.000 You know, now there are all these polls now that 4chan takes over with very funny results.

00:45:05.000 You know, would you rather embrace trans people and respect their pronouns?

00:45:09.000 Or, you know, I'm a Nazi.

00:45:11.000 Or eat toilet cheese.

00:45:12.000 Yeah, 4chan will get hold of it and I'm a Nazi will win by like 40,000 votes.

00:45:17.000 But this hadn't happened yet in 2015.

00:45:19.000 So I just put, would you rather your child had A feminism or B cancer? 1.00

00:45:24.000 And 22,000 people voted, which at that time was an enormous number for a Twitter poll.

00:45:29.000 And cancer won by like 3,000 votes.

00:45:33.000 Cancer is true to me.

00:45:34.000 And for that crime, I lost my verification.

00:45:37.000 Oh, yeah, I remember.

00:45:38.000 Merely for asking the public a question.

00:45:41.000 They're vulgar.

00:45:42.000 They're just punching Nazi all the time and cheering Trump supporters.

00:45:46.000 And then I just asked a quick joke and be outraged.

00:45:51.000 Anyway, yes.

00:45:52.000 Good times.

00:45:53.000 What's this?

00:45:53.000 Fun holiday tree?

00:45:55.000 I forgot what this is.

00:45:57.000 1-9?

00:45:58.000 While you're remembering that, Gavin can't spell declaration.

00:46:03.000 D-E-C-C-C tree.

00:46:05.000 L-E-R. 0.94

00:46:06.000 These are the forceps used to take a baby out of your vagina and destroy it. 1.00

00:46:12.000 And they reassemble it on the tray to make sure they got every piece, because if you leave a hand in there, it will rot.

00:46:19.000 So the Christmas tree star is the baby murdering device.

00:46:24.000 I assume those are only used for like third terms.

00:46:26.000 Who's Christmas tree star?

00:46:28.000 Who is this that's done this?

00:46:30.000 Her name is Michael Anthony, I guess.

00:46:35.000 But yeah.

00:46:36.000 Pro-abortion.

00:46:37.000 God.

00:46:37.000 Abortions.

00:46:38.000 Christmas.

00:46:39.000 I think.

00:46:42.000 Isn't murder illegal?

00:46:44.000 I am moved to...

00:46:46.000 My natural instinct for these women is compassion because it's only out of deep trauma and misery and regret for what they know is wrong that they've done that anybody could possibly behave like this.

00:46:58.000 This is a coping mechanism, isn't it?

00:47:00.000 For somebody who knows that they screwed up, that they took a life, that they did the worst thing imaginable, that they made the wrong choice and they can never take it.

00:47:08.000 They're never drenched in guilt.

00:47:09.000 Right, they can never ever take it back.

00:47:11.000 And their way to cope with it is to lean in in the other direction.

00:47:14.000 And so, you know, for most of these people, I just want to see them strung up and hanging from the city hall.

00:47:19.000 But with these women, the shout my abortion women, I do have a degree of compassion because it seems to me that this is just a scream of pain from them realizing that they fucked up.

00:47:28.000 Well, your poll was a funny joke.

00:47:30.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:47:31.000 That is a joke, too.

00:47:32.000 What's the difference?

00:47:35.000 Well, one of them is clever and whimsical and true, and the other one is a sort of grotesque expression of pain and misery.

00:47:47.000 It's a cry for help.

00:47:48.000 One of them is a sort of mischievous provocation.

00:47:50.000 The other is a cry for help.

00:47:51.000 Okay.

00:47:53.000 Here's an interesting story that's going around today.

00:47:55.000 And it reminds me of the Lauren Southern article where they said that they tried to make me look like it was a Me Too thing, even though she said nothing of the sort.

00:48:07.000 So this chick... 1.00

00:48:08.000 What did you do to Lauren Southern? 1.00

00:48:09.000 Nothing.

00:48:10.000 Anything you did to her is fine because she's awful.

00:48:11.000 She kept making her say, I kept pushing her to say that I was inappropriate while I was making rude jokes or something. 1.00

00:48:19.000 Anyway, this poor girl, she's a nurse who's on OnlyFans. 1.00

00:48:23.000 And by the way, people talk about how hard nurses are working and stuff.

00:48:27.000 You've got time to strip in the bathrooms. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Maybe you should take an extra few hours.

00:48:31.000 It's clear here.

00:48:32.000 These heroes on the front line are getting paid.

00:48:35.000 And they're getting paid overtime.

00:48:36.000 These are not charity workers.

00:48:38.000 Not that we should necessarily praise them other than maybe the frontline people who do it for free out of the goodness of their hearts.

00:48:44.000 But these, yeah, this is not a calling.

00:48:46.000 This is not a vocation.

00:48:47.000 Lots of people have lost their jobs.

00:48:48.000 These are working, but state pensions.

00:48:52.000 People are committing suicide because their bars are being closed down.

00:48:55.000 And you're getting overtime and you're like, woe is me.

00:48:57.000 So anyway, I don't get the OnlyFans thing, but I think the writer, his angle here was it's so hard for the nurses, they have to slut themselves out. 0.60

00:49:08.000 But they totally expose her.

00:49:10.000 She's begging them not to.

00:49:11.000 They put up her OnlyFans. 0.99

00:49:12.000 They call her mother.

00:49:14.000 They're haranguing her.

00:49:15.000 It's almost like revenge porn.

00:49:16.000 And then she goes, most of the quotes in that article are me defending myself to this reporter.

00:49:19.000 He did not include that I begged him to remain anonymous, which was never agreed to, and that I told him my safety and job were going to be at risk if he posted this article.

00:49:27.000 He truly did not care.

00:49:28.000 He went on to call my employer and my mother.

00:49:32.000 Aren't they scumbags? 0.80

00:49:34.000 Look, I've done stuff like that, but only when somebody...

00:49:37.000 No, but only when somebody deserves it.

00:49:39.000 You don't do that about someone who might be making a horrible life choice, but isn't outright hurting anybody.

00:49:44.000 The only person I can think of that I really, really went to town on was that girl who threw water over us and beer over us. 0.62

00:49:50.000 This girl's just minding her business, doing something stupid. 1.00

00:49:52.000 She might be doing something disgusting and degenerate and disreputable that is guaranteed to make her miserable, but that's at the end of the day her choice. 0.94

00:49:59.000 And if you have a problem with that, then do an article about how sad it is that women are going on OnlyFans and how it's just legal prostitution. 0.80

00:50:05.000 It's the victims.

00:50:05.000 It's a bunch of simps jerking up.

00:50:07.000 It's the prurience and vindictiveness, the moral ugliness of calling someone's mother just because you want to hear her pain on the phone.

00:50:17.000 That's the tattletales.

00:50:18.000 The tattletale squad.

00:50:19.000 You want to handle her mother's. 0.51

00:50:21.000 Christopher Matthias, Jared Holt, Will Summer.

00:50:24.000 Their jobs are not journalism.

00:50:25.000 Their jobs are tattletaling.

00:50:27.000 But it's worse than that because snitches at school do it to beam with pleasure when the teacher gives them a pat on the head. 0.63

00:50:35.000 This is worse than that.

00:50:36.000 This guy's calling the employers knowing that she's going to get fired.

00:50:40.000 Calling her mother knowing that they're going to hear weeping, a weeping parent on the phone.

00:50:45.000 Devastate.

00:50:46.000 That's what these people do for a living. 0.88

00:50:47.000 It's much worse than just telling stories.

00:50:49.000 They're actually, they're destroying people's lives and not remotely, not at a distance, not with a publish button on WordPress, but down the end of the phone, listening to this woman's mother weeping like an old lady.

00:51:02.000 They would call my wife this.

00:51:03.000 This harassment cried.

00:51:04.000 Fucking horrible people.

00:51:06.000 Awful.

00:51:06.000 So that was a feminist piece in our Feminism is Cancer segment because we have her side on that one.

00:51:13.000 And here's another feminist piece. 1.00

00:51:15.000 Government is incompetent.

00:51:17.000 This woman has her daughter murdered by the cartels. 0.97

00:51:20.000 America can't deal with the cartels.

00:51:22.000 There's no real law enforcement anymore.

00:51:25.000 So what does she do? 0.93

00:51:26.000 She fucking turns into James Bond. 1.00

00:51:29.000 Hunts them down.

00:51:30.000 She doesn't kill them, unfortunately, but she hunts them down with like dyed hair and aliases and fake driver's licenses and fucking holds them, holds a gun to their neck and says, don't fucking move. 1.00

00:51:40.000 She don't want my face. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Waiting for the cops.

00:51:42.000 She stalked her daughter's killers across Mexico. 0.94

00:51:44.000 Favorite genre of news story is vigilantes, right?

00:51:49.000 I love them.

00:51:50.000 I am so pro-vigilante.

00:51:51.000 There's a group of kids who have a YouTube channel.

00:51:55.000 I'm sure it's going to get deleted at any time, and I can't remember the name of it, but it's amazing.

00:51:58.000 And if you've seen any of them, you'll know what I'm talking about.

00:52:00.000 They entrap pedophiles and then wander in with cameras saying, Are you waiting here for a young boy?

00:52:06.000 But the thing that bothers me about those is, why are you not breaking his ribs?

00:52:09.000 The guy was about to rape a child and you're embarrassing.

00:52:11.000 Maybe it doesn't make camera.

00:52:12.000 Let's ramp it up.

00:52:13.000 Fine.

00:52:13.000 Maybe it doesn't make camera because they don't want evidence of killing it.

00:52:17.000 But regardless, they're on the right track.

00:52:19.000 The other one that I loved recently was a couple of weeks ago, I think.

00:52:23.000 And this woman was coming out of a courthouse just going like this. 1.00

00:52:28.000 And the headline was, woman who murdered Pedophile says she has no regrets.

00:52:32.000 Has no regrets and would do it all over again.

00:52:34.000 And she comes out of court and goes, what a fucking hero. 1.00

00:52:38.000 Look, law enforcement's not doing their jobs.

00:52:40.000 They won't protect us.

00:52:41.000 They'll protect Antifa.

00:52:43.000 Antifa, of course, you know, wants to defund the police, but run to them anytime anything happens.

00:52:46.000 They won't police anything that they ought to be doing.

00:52:51.000 They won't stick up for you if you're right-wing in the streets.

00:52:53.000 They won't even investigate crimes they should.

00:52:57.000 Where are we left but with individual citizens committing acts of heroism?

00:53:02.000 Antifa and BLM were burning down America, and the Prabhupada said, all right, fine. 0.69

00:53:06.000 The police are not doing their job.

00:53:08.000 We got to move in.

00:53:09.000 Beautiful.

00:53:10.000 Now, please excuse us for a moment.

00:53:12.000 I have to leave.

00:53:14.000 So during this brief commercial message from Gavin, you have to make something up.

00:53:18.000 Sorry, I'm going to scamper around.

00:53:19.000 Well, I'll just read you the article.

00:53:20.000 Put up the article there.

00:53:21.000 Fine.

00:53:22.000 God bless and good night.

00:53:23.000 Thank you, Milo Giannopoulos, for popping by the show.

00:53:26.000 Always a joy to have your gigantic frame crammed in this small studio.

00:53:31.000 I am normal size.

00:53:33.000 You are going to be Guinness Book of World Records.

00:53:39.000 Because of how the camera's framed in the moment, it doesn't make any in through the doorway.

00:53:44.000 Sort of hunkered down under the ceiling there as he finds his way.

00:53:48.000 He looks like someone in World War II going through the foxholes, trying not to get his head blown off, but he's really just trying to avoid bashing his head on the chip.

00:53:55.000 Just because this studio is a small place for small people, this Liliputian studio.

00:54:03.000 This little Midget Emporium. 0.97

00:54:05.000 All right, bicep. 0.77

00:54:07.000 Bye, Michael.

00:54:08.000 She goes, if you move, I'll shoot you, she told him.

00:54:10.000 This is the woman who caught the Mexican gangster and hunted them down and then pointed guns at them until the cops came. 0.99

00:54:18.000 If you move, I'll shoot you, she told him, according to family members involved in her scramble to capture the floors that day.

00:54:22.000 She held him there for nearly an hour, awaiting the police to make the arrest.

00:54:26.000 In three years, Mrs. Rodriguez captured nearly every living member of the crew that had abducted her daughter for ransom.

00:54:34.000 A rogues gallery of criminals who tried to start new lives as a born-again Christian. 0.93

00:54:38.000 Wait, oh my God, the New York Times is defending them.

00:54:42.000 A rogues gallery of criminals who tried to start new lives as a born-again Christian, a taxi driver, a car salesman, a babysitter.

00:54:50.000 Aww.

00:54:52.000 Those poor guys.

00:54:53.000 All they did was murder a random child, a random girl, kidnap, try to get money, didn't work out.

00:55:01.000 They murder her, and one had become a taxi driver. 0.55

00:55:05.000 And she got them arrested. 0.99

00:55:06.000 She didn't even kill them, by the way.

00:55:08.000 How dare she capture them? 0.97

00:55:11.000 What the f.

00:55:12.000 The New York Times is fucking satanic.

00:55:15.000 In all, she was instrumental in taking down 10 people, a mad campaign for justice that made her famous, but vulnerable.

00:55:21.000 No one challenged organized crime.

00:55:22.000 Never mind, put its members in prison.

00:55:24.000 So, of course, they killed her.

00:55:25.000 She told the American government, I'm going to need federal, I'm going to need law enforcement to take care of me.

00:55:32.000 But they said no.

00:55:33.000 And then they came into her house and shot her dead.

00:55:38.000 Which brings us to the Proud Boys.

00:55:41.000 We're talking about vigilanteism.

00:55:42.000 There was a hell of a weekend this weekend in D.C. Lots and lots of fights.

00:55:47.000 It seemed, the million mega march seemed more about just showing that you support Trump.

00:55:52.000 This appeared to be about kicking Antifa's ass.

00:55:55.000 Let's get into it.

00:55:59.000 Start fights.

00:56:00.000 Finish them.

00:56:09.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:56:16.000 Coulter blames Trump's loss on his lack of support for Proud Boys.

00:56:20.000 She's a major fan.

00:56:22.000 This is 2-7 now.

00:56:23.000 We're jumping.

00:56:26.000 We're jumping because Milo talks so much that he almost gobbled up the whole show.

00:56:32.000 If Trump had stood by the magnificent Proud Boys, he would have won.

00:56:35.000 Now, I think this is the stabbing.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, there you see the knife.

00:56:38.000 So you're not going to believe this.

00:56:40.000 This woman in the New York Post, well, let me just tell you the truth first.

00:56:44.000 I think I'm going to write a book about Proud Boys and all this shit that's going on, and I'm going to have the truth and then the story.

00:56:49.000 Here's the truth.

00:56:50.000 Black guy goes to Harry's bar, conservative bar, to find and stab Proud Boys. 0.96

00:56:56.000 They come out, they go, what the fuck are you doing?

00:56:58.000 He stabs them.

00:57:00.000 He stabs four.

00:57:01.000 They end up in the hospital.

00:57:03.000 One of them was just released.

00:57:04.000 He had a punctured lung.

00:57:05.000 Okay?

00:57:06.000 This is the left's take.

00:57:08.000 White supremacists surround black men.

00:57:11.000 People are stabbed.

00:57:13.000 And she calls us white nationalists.

00:57:15.000 This was 3-3.

00:57:17.000 Go to the New York Post.

00:57:19.000 So this woman, Elizabeth Elizade, that's her take on this thing.

00:57:26.000 So I think we should give her a call.

00:57:28.000 Shall we?

00:57:30.000 Now, I've got a few numbers for her here.

00:58:05.000 Oops.

00:58:06.000 Hey, Elizabeth, it's Gavin McInnes here.

00:58:09.000 You got to take down that white nationalist thing.

00:58:11.000 It's a multiracial club headed by Enrique Tario.

00:58:15.000 I believe you're Hispanic, too.

00:58:17.000 He's one of your own.

00:58:18.000 But it's not a white nationalist thing, and you rarely see someone saying that anymore.

00:58:22.000 That's an old-timey amateur mistake.

00:58:27.000 All right, let's try another one.

00:58:30.000 What's 347?

00:58:31.000 Is that LA?

00:58:33.000 I think she came in from the Daily News, which is a super lefty paper.

00:58:41.000 347's New York, isn't it?

00:58:42.000 Is it?

00:58:43.000 Oh, it's like an old cell phone.

00:58:55.000 This is like Geraldo in the tomb.

00:58:58.000 Al Capone's vault.

00:59:01.000 It opens up and it's dust.

00:59:06.000 Obviously, what criminal is going to leave a bunch of money and evidence in a vault?

00:59:11.000 Well, we have a scoop exclusive.

00:59:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:18.000 Oh, well, that was a bust.

00:59:20.000 But I was thinking, so there's been four knife incidents, at least four, with Proud Boys.

00:59:25.000 There was Trigger Tommy in Chicago.

00:59:29.000 He'd been attacked by Antifa for years.

00:59:32.000 They've been jumping him on the street.

00:59:34.000 They split his head open with 14 stitches instead of with pool cues.

00:59:38.000 He's been chased all the way from Portland to Chicago.

00:59:41.000 They claim he's a Nazi skin.

00:59:45.000 He's not.

00:59:46.000 And so he starts carrying a knife with him.

00:59:49.000 And he wants to see this punk show.

00:59:52.000 And he goes, they're probably going to attack me.

00:59:54.000 I guess I'll bring a knife for self-defense.

00:59:56.000 So he goes to the punk show.

00:59:57.000 He's hiding in the corner.

00:59:58.000 They spot him.

00:59:59.000 They start mobbing him, like 20 people.

01:00:01.000 And he's like, shit, he pulls out the knife.

01:00:02.000 He goes, get back, get back, get back.

01:00:04.000 They charge him.

01:00:05.000 So he's like, ah!

01:00:07.000 Cuts two guys, does a year in prison.

01:00:10.000 Conversely, that guy last night, or Saturday night, I guess it was, black dude who went there, he went there to kill. 0.98

01:00:17.000 He went there to stab.

01:00:18.000 And this is something you got to understand about Washington, D.C. Crime and violence is going through the roof.

01:00:23.000 So although everyone is saying this is an Antifa guy because he was wearing all black, I don't think he was.

01:00:27.000 I think he was one of these criminals, these thugs, super predators, as Biden would call them, or Hillary, sorry.

01:00:33.000 He just calls them predators, who go hunting in this police-free zone.

01:00:39.000 Yeah, that's footage of it.

01:00:41.000 Because the third incident I'm about to talk about, it was a couple weeks ago where Bevlyn Beattie and Proud Boys were walking home.

01:00:49.000 They saw a man getting stabbed.

01:00:50.000 They heard the black guy say, I've been waiting to do this all night, meaning stab a dude.

01:00:56.000 They jump in.

01:00:57.000 They all get stabbed.

01:00:59.000 Enrique gets, someone gets cut across the face, Enrique gets it in the stomach.

01:01:02.000 That other dude gets stabbed in the back, but it doesn't go through because he's wearing plates. 0.95

01:01:06.000 Bevlyn's lungs punctured.

01:01:07.000 I think she was in the hospital for about a week.

01:01:09.000 And the story from that one, USA Today, said, it's yet another example of the preferential treatment proud boys get from police.

01:01:19.000 What?

01:01:19.000 Because police, I guess, drove around with Enrique to see who did it.

01:01:22.000 And that's preferential treatment.

01:01:24.000 I contacted that journalist, too.

01:01:28.000 The police drive around with every victim of a stabbing.

01:01:32.000 What are they supposed to do?

01:01:33.000 Go bullshit.

01:01:33.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:01:35.000 Like, that's their job.

01:01:36.000 No matter what the story is, whether it's true or false, by the way, your job is to try to find the perp, the accused, and settle and figure out what happened with the evidence.

01:01:45.000 Anyway, that's a third one.

01:01:48.000 And then the fourth one was that woman we had on the show who came to this thing and had a switchblade out. 0.99

01:01:53.000 And she got knocked out with a helmet. 1.00

01:01:55.000 I don't have that in the links.

01:01:56.000 It doesn't matter.

01:01:56.000 So that's four incidents where Prowboys were totally innocent, prevented deaths, and came out as the bad guys because the media is the enemy.

01:02:04.000 The media are destroying America.

01:02:06.000 They're fucking terrorists.

01:02:10.000 They're really bad news.

01:02:12.000 And the lies are just absolutely fucking insane.

01:02:17.000 Oh, and here's the other thing too.

01:02:18.000 Sorry.

01:02:19.000 So there's Antifa, Proud Boys, that was the main fight.

01:02:22.000 I don't know why Proud Boys went and took down that Black Lives Matter flag.

01:02:25.000 Guys, the optics there are not good.

01:02:27.000 Not the smartest move in the world.

01:02:29.000 But then there's also these people like that guy with the knife last night, who I think have no political affiliations, really.

01:02:36.000 They just want to fucking commit crimes.

01:02:38.000 And crime is so bad in D.C. that the Washington Post released a notice to subscribers saying they will only be getting their paper after dawn.

01:02:46.000 I mean, yeah, after dawn.

01:02:48.000 Because they can't be out in D.C. in the dark throwing papers out of a car because it's too dangerous.

01:02:53.000 So they'll only be delivering the paper in the morning when it's bright out.

01:03:00.000 So that's the environment.

01:03:01.000 And journalists like this chick, what's her name? 1.00

01:03:03.000 Elizabeth Elizade, she doesn't know that. 0.50

01:03:05.000 Like, these people don't get out much.

01:03:07.000 So she doesn't realize that she's in a fucking war zone. 0.97

01:03:10.000 If you walk around DC at night, at any time, you see that it's an absolute petrifying war zone.

01:03:21.000 So, yeah, the Proud Boys have decided to just clean up the town themselves.

01:03:25.000 The cops aren't doing it.

01:03:26.000 We saw this woman who hunted the people who killed her daughter.

01:03:29.000 Vigilanteism is on the rise because the police's boss is saying, don't do your job.

01:03:34.000 Yeah, I saw some clips.

01:03:35.000 And then it seems like a lot of the Proud Boys have had enough because the police are protecting, you know, Antifa because they're weaker and they're probably more liable to get messed up.

01:03:45.000 But they really were kind of like letting Antifa go throughout these zones that the cops blocked off and not letting Proud Boys through.

01:03:52.000 So they were kind of protecting Antifa.

01:03:54.000 And a lot of the footage when it's filmed, you know, like first person, they're like trying to convince the cops.

01:03:59.000 They're like, what are you guys doing?

01:04:01.000 Like, who's telling you to protect them?

01:04:02.000 And, you know, we have your backs, but you don't have ours.

01:04:05.000 And they're having a dialogue.

01:04:07.000 Well, I forgot to number these ones, but jump ahead to the Antifa chased a man down an alley in California.

01:04:13.000 This never makes the news.

01:04:16.000 It's just above election gate of about 50.

01:04:18.000 Okay.

01:04:20.000 Yep.

01:04:20.000 So Proud Boys surround a guy with a knife, and the story becomes white nationalists are attacking people.

01:04:27.000 But this is what really goes on.

01:04:29.000 This is in California.

01:04:30.000 They just chase a guy down an alleyway.

01:04:33.000 A whole mob of them.

01:04:34.000 Look at them.

01:04:34.000 They're all rimps, dude.

01:04:36.000 You can tell by the way they walk.

01:04:37.000 Half of them are women. 0.99

01:04:41.000 We don't bring our girls to fights. 0.94

01:04:57.000 Oh, here's another one.

01:05:00.000 Here they are attacking a man and a couple in D.C. who are just minding their own business walking home.

01:05:04.000 They like to cull the herd, they don't want to go for the main guys.

01:05:07.000 They like some boomer couple walking home.

01:05:10.000 Look at their bread and butter from the back of their head.

01:05:12.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ is coming back again.

01:05:21.000 Look at him run.

01:05:25.000 Look at these weak fucking people attacking middle-aged people.

01:05:28.000 See, I don't think...

01:05:29.000 Is that guy political, the one with the vest, or does he just want to brawl?

01:05:32.000 Who knows?

01:05:34.000 I would say half of the...

01:05:35.000 And then a lot of the Antifa too.

01:05:37.000 There's the DC Antifa, and then there's the guys who were paid, hired to go down there and fight.

01:05:41.000 You see them with backpacks on.

01:05:43.000 That's what always gives away the tourists.

01:05:44.000 The backpacks, because they got clothes and toothbrush and all that shit.

01:05:50.000 So red shirt vest guy.

01:05:55.000 And you never get the story.

01:05:56.000 The media never gets the story right.

01:06:00.000 Like this story.

01:06:01.000 Go back up to Antifa BLM.

01:06:04.000 They hunted Proud Boys for blocks, so Proud Boys turned around and kicked their ass.

01:06:08.000 They just show the Antifa couple getting beat up.

01:06:11.000 But it wasn't like what you just saw, where an innocent couple was walking home and got attacked.

01:06:15.000 These guys have been stalking Proud Boys for three blocks, trying to, I don't know, call the herd, catch a weak one, attack them, find out someone, someone who's tie in their shoe, kick them in the head.

01:06:26.000 So Proud Boys turned around and started kicking their ass.

01:06:30.000 They came to fight Trump supporters in D.C., got beat up and chased away.

01:06:33.000 There was a lot of streetbots that went there. 0.98

01:06:37.000 These are not innocent people.

01:06:38.000 And the backpack, look, they're the hired Antifa.

01:06:41.000 And they got tuned up.

01:06:43.000 See, this happened to us in the 80s with skinheads.

01:06:47.000 I've told you the story before, right?

01:06:48.000 How the skinheads who were created by the government, believe it or not, were taking over Ottawa, Montreal, and Toronto. 0.99

01:06:56.000 A punk gang called a bunch of fucking goose got in their school bus that they owned, and they went to each town and beat up every Nazi skinhead.

01:07:02.000 We never saw them ever again.

01:07:04.000 But the other crazy part of that story is how the Nazis were created in the first place. 0.61

01:07:08.000 Canada came up with like $100 million to tackle the Nazi problem in Canada at the time.

01:07:15.000 This is in the 80s.

01:07:17.000 Nazis in Canada?

01:07:18.000 There's no non-white people in Canada, especially back in the 80s.

01:07:22.000 It's like three Asians and a bunch of East Indians, I guess, but they were like hockey playing, swearing, bud-drinking assimilators. 1.00

01:07:30.000 So it wasn't really a thing.

01:07:31.000 There wasn't really racism per se in Canada at the time.

01:07:35.000 So the government created this honeypot called the Heritage Foundation.

01:07:40.000 And they talked about the Jews and the black man is coming to rape your wife and blah, blah, blah.

01:07:46.000 And they put out pamphlets and they'd have like these big meetings.

01:07:49.000 And young men, poor children of single moms, foster kids, started going, yeah, yeah, that is kind of fucked up.

01:07:59.000 Yeah, I do love this country.

01:08:01.000 And they made a bunch of Nazis where there were no Nazis. 0.70

01:08:04.000 And you talk about Nazis today, like people call me a Nazi or Ryan a Nazi.

01:08:08.000 Back then, they had swastika tattoos.

01:08:11.000 Read my book, Death of Kool.

01:08:12.000 Oh, it's gone now.

01:08:14.000 They had like Klansmen galloping on their backs like fucking they were Nazis. 0.76

01:08:21.000 And the vigilantes got rid of them.

01:08:24.000 I wouldn't dare advocate violence, but I've seen it be effective in the past. 0.92

01:08:29.000 Check out these losers we're up against.

01:08:31.000 I'm sorry I didn't number these.

01:08:33.000 Check out the Portland Chaz.

01:08:34.000 It's called like Pa.

01:08:36.000 Pop Pa.

01:08:37.000 I don't know what the stupid acronym is, but it's right above Election Gate.

01:08:41.000 Check out the Portland Chaz.

01:08:44.000 This is who we're up against, all right?

01:08:46.000 Let's hear this great speaker.

01:08:48.000 They're almost as good as that woman at the beginning, Cynthia Johnson.

01:08:52.000 The people that we're up against can't even speak English.

01:08:55.000 They're stupider than Ryan.

01:08:57.000 I like my face touched.

01:09:00.000 I do.

01:09:00.000 I like it.

01:09:01.000 It's nice.

01:09:04.000 I like dog treats.

01:09:05.000 Okay, I'm Nicholas quick.

01:09:07.000 I'm Nicholas, if you don't know me, I've been the public safety widow for the past three months or so.

01:09:12.000 Pause.

01:09:13.000 So real quick.

01:09:14.000 How many people need that sign language interpreter?

01:09:18.000 How many deaf people are there today?

01:09:22.000 I'm going to wager zero.

01:09:23.000 I'm going to wager zero people in the universe saw this guy doing his sign.

01:09:28.000 I'll put money on it.

01:09:30.000 I bet you there's not one person in the universe who went, oh, thank God that guy's there.

01:09:33.000 I can understand everything now.

01:09:36.000 I just want to say that, you know, a lot of people are kind of new to kind of what we're doing in this space.

01:09:42.000 And one thing I noticed and stuff that could definitely be tightened up is communications.

01:09:46.000 So this afternoon we will be having a conversation about communications and protocol and how we do fit assessment so that we're effectively communicating with each other between each barriers.

01:09:56.000 Also know that a lot of my team members are on pretty much stationed on every single position at all times of the day.

01:10:03.000 So if there is a problem, find somebody with the mic.

01:10:06.000 We're probably all linked in together.

01:10:08.000 And as I was saying a second ago, we're all here in this together.

01:10:13.000 So let's work with each other and stuff and let's fucking do this.

01:10:17.000 Great.

01:10:18.000 Is that the week?

01:10:19.000 Anyone else want to talk?

01:10:20.000 Anyone else have anything to say?

01:10:24.000 They have their own language.

01:10:25.000 This is a space.

01:10:27.000 Okay, you want to see an even worse one?

01:10:29.000 Check out this one.

01:10:30.000 That was the whole video you played, right?

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:32.000 It's the next one where I say they're retarded.

01:10:38.000 Didn't number the links today.

01:10:40.000 It's a problem when you're pooping yourself.

01:10:42.000 Oh, he's still there, helping everyone out.

01:10:44.000 Okay, if this was a high school presentation, you would get an F. Quick take making settlements with big banks and developers, trying to cover up the fraud.

01:10:56.000 We dealt with numerous attorneys and boards in this particular jurisdiction, and we just recently discovered that there was a hush-hush agreement regarding one of the same defendants we had in our case.

01:11:20.000 Did you agree to the hush-hush agreement as well?

01:11:22.000 Defendants, mortgage electronic registration systems, which I'm sure everybody knows about.

01:11:36.000 Like it's a clown show and they elected a clown for president.

01:11:41.000 Elect.

01:11:42.000 President-elect.

01:11:43.000 Go to 22-2-2.

01:11:44.000 This is a show I think I'm going to be on tomorrow night, Crazy Town.

01:11:48.000 It's on America's Voice.

01:11:49.000 It's a fun little show.

01:11:50.000 Bunch of guys getting in there, kind of like the Wayne Dupree show.

01:11:53.000 And this guy had a couple of Biden moments I hadn't seen before.

01:11:57.000 I mean, this is what's so great.

01:11:58.000 If Biden gets in, we are going to have so much fucking content.

01:12:01.000 We are going to explode.

01:12:04.000 You know how Fox News was made?

01:12:06.000 Obama.

01:12:07.000 Trump was not good for Fox.

01:12:09.000 Obama, talking about Obama every day is what made Fox News.

01:12:13.000 So we are going to have so much gorgeous, as my dad would say, gorgeous material.

01:12:19.000 Go ahead, crazy.

01:12:23.000 No, you're right.

01:12:24.000 You got it, man.

01:12:26.000 You know, and so there's just a, and, you know, it's a, I think I like a variety.

01:12:34.000 I like a variety of music.

01:12:36.000 And so for me, it goes all the way from, you know, dealing with folks like, you know, Celine Deon, who's not doing much right now.

01:12:46.000 She's starting in a big way.

01:12:48.000 All the way to, you know, listening to some hip-hop artists.

01:12:53.000 And by the way, fuck you up before you go on stage. 0.98

01:12:56.000 Like, everybody has that one song before you go on stage.

01:13:00.000 You're going to kill them to kind of get you up and ready.

01:13:05.000 There's a bunch.

01:13:06.000 One of the ones I like is that, you know, I can't even say.

01:13:17.000 What I like is that the song, You're the Best.

01:13:22.000 Right.

01:13:23.000 And I like it because it reminds me of my wife.

01:13:27.000 And so, you know, I just like just...

01:13:30.000 Is there a song, You're the Best?

01:13:31.000 There's We the Best, DJ Khaled.

01:13:34.000 Don't bother looking it up right now.

01:13:36.000 Let's keep going.

01:13:38.000 You're the best.

01:13:47.000 Look at Cynthia Johnson. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Look at Biden.

01:13:50.000 Look at that Antifa press conference and see what we're up against.

01:13:54.000 And then we have a media trying to convince everyone that these people know what they're doing.

01:14:03.000 Go to 2.5.

01:14:04.000 Hunter Biden did nothing wrong.

01:14:06.000 He's on the front page of every newspaper being investigated by the IRS.

01:14:09.000 But there's no evidence.

01:14:11.000 No evidence whatsoever.

01:14:14.000 To deal in fact, because there is so much speculation out there, and there is zero evidence that Hunter Biden or Joe Biden did anything wrong here.

01:14:22.000 We should note, again, and you and I have said this in the air many times, there is no evidence that Joe Biden was involved in any wrongdoing.

01:14:27.000 Of course, I want to note that there is no evidence that Joe Biden or Hunter Biden has done anything wrong.

01:14:32.000 I just want to reiterate.

01:14:33.000 And let's be clear for the viewers.

01:14:34.000 There is no evidence Biden did anything wrong.

01:14:37.000 I'll note again because it's important.

01:14:39.000 There is no, I repeat, no.

01:14:41.000 There is no evidence that either Biden did anything illegal.

01:14:44.000 There's been no evidence.

01:14:45.000 There was no evidence.

01:14:46.000 There's no evidence.

01:14:46.000 There is no evidence.

01:14:47.000 There is not an iota of evidence.

01:14:49.000 No evidence that Biden did anything wrong.

01:14:51.000 There's really no evidence that Joe Biden did anything wrong.

01:14:54.000 Nobody's ever accused that.

01:14:58.000 I mean, there's no evidence whatsoever that Joe Biden did anything wrong.

01:15:01.000 Got that?

01:15:02.000 Joe Biden did nothing wrong.

01:15:04.000 Hunter Biden did nothing wrong.

01:15:08.000 Biden secret emails.

01:15:10.000 A really fishy story.

01:15:11.000 The Post claimed that the emails were found on a laptop computer that was brought to a repair shop in Delaware in the spring of 2019.

01:15:18.000 The FBI is now investigating whether those alleged Hunter Biden emails are actually connected to a larger foreign intelligence operation.

01:15:25.000 They may be related to a foreign intelligence operation.

01:15:28.000 Foreign intelligence operation.

01:15:31.000 Foreign intelligence.

01:15:32.000 Foreign intelligence operation.

01:15:33.000 Foreign intelligence operation.

01:15:34.000 For all we know, these emails are made up.

01:15:37.000 The information found on the laptop may be part of a Russian disinformation campaign.

01:15:43.000 I've had enough of politics.

01:15:44.000 And I have a million other examples of the footage of the fights in D.C. Should we be showing all that?

01:15:53.000 I mean, do we care?

01:15:55.000 It's pretty much what you thought it would be.

01:15:57.000 It's Proud Boys going in there and kicking the shit out of Antifa because they've had enough of Antifa burning down the city.

01:16:05.000 And the cops are not doing their jobs.

01:16:11.000 So look, go to 30, 30.

01:16:16.000 That's sort of, there's a thread there that I think sums it all up.

01:16:20.000 He starts out, you can see it's the morning, and he just goes bananas all day.

01:16:26.000 Let me see.

01:16:29.000 So it was really just the Million MAGA March from the previous week, but with street fights at night and predators stabbing Proud Boys.

01:16:40.000 Go down?

01:16:42.000 I like these threads because they give you sort of a chronological feel of the day.

01:16:47.000 Keep going.

01:16:49.000 All right.

01:16:50.000 Trump flew by in a helicopter.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, right after they did the national anthem.

01:16:55.000 Which is cool.

01:16:56.000 The time was immaculate.

01:16:58.000 And that couldn't have been planned.

01:16:59.000 Keep going.

01:16:59.000 Hey, that's where I tripped that guy who punched the dude.

01:17:01.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 Wait a minute.

01:17:04.000 This is the Million Mega March, isn't it?

01:17:06.000 Yeah.

01:17:07.000 November 14th.

01:17:09.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 This is the wrong thing.

01:17:11.000 Oh, shit.

01:17:12.000 That's why it was so hard to tell the difference.

01:17:13.000 All right, so you got the idea.

01:17:15.000 We could sit here and show 100 hours, but the truth is that the most major event at that rally was a guy hunting proud boys, stabbing four of them, and the media turning it into another example of white nationalism.

01:17:30.000 Specifically, Elizabeth Elizade.

01:17:36.000 We have very little Election Gate and COVID, but let's get through them.

01:17:39.000 The bumpers might be more than the news.

01:17:42.000 Election Gate, let's start with. 0.60

01:17:55.000 So all I have for Election Gate is that we have example exhaustion.

01:17:59.000 It's not Looking very good for us, folks.

01:18:01.000 Texas got thrown out.

01:18:04.000 But you keep hearing about today's the day.

01:18:08.000 And our buddies on the inside told us that today is going to be fucking huge.

01:18:14.000 Trump is going to have an alternate slate of electors to try to overturn the defeat.

01:18:20.000 Forgive me for being a little jaded at this point.

01:18:23.000 I think it's absolutely true the election was stolen, and it's looking like Biden will be walking into the White House.

01:18:30.000 You're not a nice person.

01:18:32.000 Just like I predicted, Houston Astros, we know they cheated.

01:18:36.000 They won the World Series.

01:18:38.000 But do you think today is going to be a big day?

01:18:41.000 I mean, it's 8 p.m.

01:18:43.000 I don't see anything happened.

01:18:45.000 I haven't allowed myself to feel a defeat yet.

01:18:50.000 Oh, you're still 100% that Trump's going into the...

01:18:53.000 Not 100%, but it feels like, yeah, yeah.

01:18:58.000 I haven't accepted defeat.

01:18:59.000 I'm just saying I'm a little jaded, and it's looking a hell of a lot like it.

01:19:05.000 Every breakthrough is faded into poopness.

01:19:10.000 Let me see.

01:19:13.000 Little books don't look good in this thing.

01:19:15.000 Nay.

01:19:17.000 But yeah, I'm not giving up by any means.

01:19:21.000 But, you know, we used to remember Election Gate?

01:19:23.000 Last week, we'd have like seven stories.

01:19:25.000 Now we have one that says alternate electoral thing.

01:19:28.000 And the only thing I have outside of that is people in my ear saying, dude, like all weekend, wait till you see Monday.

01:19:36.000 Well, Monday's almost over and I haven't seen shit.

01:19:38.000 Even Ron Ron Coleman on Twitter, he's like, it's going to be some shit.

01:19:42.000 Oh, Ron Coleman?

01:19:44.000 Yeah, when he says something.

01:19:45.000 He's definitely way more inside than we are.

01:19:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:47.000 And people say that they're talking to officials in the highest places and it's going to be a messy 48 hours, but it's going to be good.

01:19:55.000 Okay.

01:19:56.000 Okay.

01:19:56.000 Waiting, waiting, and waiting.

01:19:57.000 That's exciting.

01:19:58.000 Yeah, I know.

01:19:59.000 Believe me, you know who I want.

01:20:01.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

01:20:03.000 Exactly.

01:20:04.000 Yes.

01:20:04.000 Like this right here.

01:20:06.000 This is Matt.

01:20:08.000 Just had talks with individuals at the highest levels.

01:20:10.000 This election is far from over.

01:20:12.000 Buckle up. 0.96

01:20:12.000 Things are about to get messy. 0.96

01:20:14.000 Who is he?

01:20:14.000 Click on him.

01:20:15.000 Oh, Matt?

01:20:16.000 I think he's like an American first guy.

01:20:18.000 I've met him a couple times.

01:20:19.000 Or maybe just once.

01:20:20.000 So he's just a guy.

01:20:22.000 A guy.

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 I need like someone whose wife is in the FBI or whose brother is a lawyer for Trump.

01:20:32.000 I met a CIA guy.

01:20:34.000 There's Enrique posing with the Proud Boy's bums.

01:20:37.000 He says, fuck Antifa.

01:20:40.000 He's loving all this.

01:20:42.000 Yeah, he's great.

01:20:43.000 Saying he got invited to the White House.

01:20:44.000 That's awesome.

01:20:47.000 All right, that's it.

01:20:48.000 That's all we got for Election Date.

01:20:49.000 Maybe some shit's going to happen overnight.

01:20:52.000 We'll see.

01:20:52.000 But let's jump over to our next segment, COVID.

01:20:55.000 Also, if your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

01:21:00.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:21:02.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

01:21:04.000 Chinese vibrant ghosting.

01:21:06.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

01:21:07.000 Just kick your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:21:12.000 That's our most racist bumper.

01:21:14.000 Yes, he agreed.

01:21:16.000 I got dumped when I lived in China, I lived in Taiwan. 0.99

01:21:19.000 And folks at home, please stop saying that Taiwan is not part of China.

01:21:23.000 Okay?

01:21:24.000 You call me stupid?

01:21:25.000 I lived there.

01:21:26.000 I lived in China and in Taiwan.

01:21:28.000 I'm aware of the debate.

01:21:31.000 Taiwan's in China. 0.91

01:21:32.000 Why don't you tell Trump to go tell China that Taiwan isn't in China?

01:21:36.000 See how well that goes down.

01:21:39.000 San Francisco rules.

01:21:42.000 And when they say, they also give me shit for calling people in Taiwan Chinese, they say they're Taiwanese.

01:21:49.000 No.

01:21:50.000 When you live in Taiwan, they call the Taiwanese the Aboriginals.

01:21:53.000 The people who were like the Ainu and the American Indians.

01:21:56.000 They're called Taiwanese.

01:21:58.000 Normal Chinese people in Taiwan, they call themselves Chinese. 1.00

01:22:03.000 Okay?

01:22:04.000 The Taiwanese are so fucking hot. 1.00

01:22:06.000 You want to talk about a hot race? 0.93

01:22:08.000 Look up Taiwan Aboriginal. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Or just Smoke Show.

01:22:14.000 It'll be...

01:22:15.000 They're like Indian and Asian.

01:22:17.000 I don't know what they are.

01:22:21.000 Pretty cute, huh?

01:22:22.000 Hello.

01:22:24.000 Guessing that's what they sound like.

01:22:26.000 Hello.

01:22:26.000 Yeah.

01:22:27.000 Hello.

01:22:28.000 They got cool little outfits, too.

01:22:30.000 Don't they?

01:22:30.000 That's a fun outfit.

01:22:31.000 I like your little look there.

01:22:32.000 That's a child, but.

01:22:33.000 I like your look.

01:22:34.000 It's hard to tell the adults from the children.

01:22:37.000 I like your little suits.

01:22:38.000 Very youthful people.

01:22:40.000 Look at this guy.

01:22:40.000 Cotton outfits.

01:22:41.000 Yeah, that kind of looks like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

01:22:43.000 I'm 58.

01:22:45.000 I'm here to visit my great-grandson.

01:22:49.000 All right.

01:22:50.000 Sidetrack.

01:22:51.000 This is just funny.

01:22:52.000 San Francisco rules.

01:22:53.000 This is not a joke.

01:22:55.000 Tucker's laughing, but it's not a joke.

01:22:57.000 In-person dating is no longer banned in San Francisco, okay?

01:23:01.000 If that's fair.

01:23:03.000 But you can only date outdoors and no double dates.

01:23:07.000 Okay.

01:23:08.000 And you have to wear a mask.

01:23:09.000 You can't kiss. 0.61

01:23:11.000 Actually, no, you can kiss, but only if you move in together.

01:23:15.000 Like, how random is this shit?

01:23:17.000 It sounds so fucking made up.

01:23:19.000 Are you making these up as you go along, man?

01:23:21.000 Yeah.

01:23:22.000 It sounds like Cynthia Johnson with one of her opioid rants.

01:23:28.000 And then the only other thing I have is Cuomo, who won an Emmy for pretending that he saved people's lives.

01:23:35.000 And now he wins the Ted Kennedy Award.

01:23:38.000 Wait, didn't Ted Kennedy murder someone?

01:23:40.000 Oh, this is a joke.

01:23:41.000 Is this a joke?

01:23:44.000 I think so.

01:23:46.000 Ted wins Ted Kennedy Award for handling coronavirus pandemic after policies killed thousands.

01:23:50.000 Yeah, that's got to be it, right?

01:23:51.000 Because Ted Kennedy murdered that woman.

01:23:53.000 Okay, so all I have for that is two jokes.

01:23:56.000 And it's time to move over to the Scrottle sack.

01:24:01.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:24:06.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:24:08.000 Let's make a let me touch it.

01:24:14.000 Oh, I had a letter I really wanted to get to.

01:24:16.000 I think this was sent to me personally, though.

01:24:19.000 Poisonally.

01:24:21.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:24:25.000 He's a Japanese Puerto Rican boy vo shits himself. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Hi, Gavin Ryan.

01:24:32.000 See if this comes up.

01:24:33.000 I was watching a history channel, Modern Marvels, from a few years back, that just came out on YouTube.

01:24:38.000 It was about the history of the nut.

01:24:40.000 Awesome enough.

01:24:41.000 The documentary discussed the origins of peanut butter.

01:24:43.000 It was not from George Washington Carver, as we've all heard and been taught in school, but from a doctor at the 1893 Chicago Exposition, similar to the World's Fair.

01:24:52.000 In 1895, Dr. John H. Kellogg, the guy who made Americans get circumcised, it's not a religious thing here, outside of Jews.

01:25:01.000 Kellogg and his brother, both old white men who patented peanut butter.

01:25:05.000 Watch the included link, 1454 to 1611.

01:25:08.000 Did you have that?

01:25:09.000 Yeah, you forwarded it to me.

01:25:11.000 Yeah, I was looking for it, and it's in my actual email.

01:25:14.000 I've actually researched this myself, and it's actually pretty difficult to pinpoint the beginning of peanut butter, because you have Indian tribes smushing peanuts a long-ass time ago. 1.00

01:25:25.000 Peanuts became commonplace.

01:25:27.000 There really is no invention of peanut butter.

01:25:30.000 But peanut butter didn't emerge until the late 1890s.

01:25:33.000 Sort of.

01:25:34.000 And contrary to popular belief, it was not invented by George Washington Carver.

01:25:37.000 Chicken.

01:25:38.000 That guy looks like a chicken.

01:25:42.000 Carver's pioneering peanut research, especially the process known as nitrogen fixation, made peanuts a truly viable crop for southern farmers.

01:25:52.000 And Carver is rightly credited with devising hundreds of additional uses for peanuts.

01:25:56.000 Peanut ink.

01:25:57.000 Just not peanut butter.

01:26:00.000 He invented peanut rubber?

01:26:01.000 Instead, a Midwestern doctor.

01:26:03.000 He does that every day.

01:26:03.000 Peanut butter at the 1893 Chicago Express.

01:26:07.000 Selling it as a healthy resource for patients.

01:26:09.000 All right.

01:26:12.000 Pretty much every time I look up a black inventor or something, it's not true.

01:26:16.000 Which I know that sounds racist, but it's just a fact.

01:26:19.000 And the thing that I resent about that is I'm being taught something that's untrue in order to further some kind of political agenda.

01:26:25.000 So you're making my kids dumber.

01:26:28.000 Stop lying.

01:26:29.000 It also gives me a burden.

01:26:30.000 I have to sit there with my kids' homework and go through and tell them what's a lie and what's true.

01:26:34.000 You know, my daughter is doing these furrier series functions where it's like f is to x as, and it's three different options for what the variable x will be.

01:26:45.000 I'm like, honey, I got to go to YouTube for an hour and learn this before I can help you with it.

01:26:50.000 And I did, and it took me forever.

01:26:52.000 I'm thinking, you're 14.

01:26:53.000 There's no way she's using this ever.

01:26:55.000 What the hell is it?

01:26:56.000 Frequency?

01:26:57.000 Oh, it's so fucking complicated.

01:26:59.000 The functions and the frequence.

01:27:00.000 It's the most complicated.

01:27:02.000 If you saw it, it looks like the kind of thing that's on the blackboard of a beautiful mind.

01:27:07.000 Hey guys, check out this new Sidney Powell interview.

01:27:10.000 Very revealing.

01:27:11.000 Dominion control of worldwide elections since 2004.

01:27:14.000 Ballots coming from China and Mexico border.

01:27:16.000 Hillary used to screw Bernie Sanders, and when he was told about it, he sold out instead of outing it. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Everything from shredding ballots to wiping machines and replacing servers.

01:27:25.000 All these machines should have been impounded the day after the election and reviewed for forensic analysis.

01:27:33.000 Joining us today is Attorney Sidney Powell, who has been leading election lawsuits in multiple states.

01:27:38.000 On Friday, she filed emergency requests to the Supreme Court asking the justices to order officials in Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Airbnb.

01:27:47.000 That's interesting.

01:27:48.000 He already gave us a summary.

01:27:49.000 I'm sorry, I have to look up that Ted Kennedy thing because in Clown World, just like the Babylon Bee had to start a thing called Not the Babylon Bee.

01:28:01.000 Wait, it's real.

01:28:03.000 No.

01:28:06.000 It's real.

01:28:11.000 It is odd enough that Edward M. Kennedy Institute would give an award for inspired leadership, considering the Institute's namesake left a woman to die in a sinking car and shirked responsibility for her death.

01:28:21.000 It is his institute, and they can give whatever award they want.

01:28:24.000 So it's kind of perfect that Andrew Cuomo has received such an award, considering his handling of the coronavirus.

01:28:31.000 That's not a joke.

01:28:33.000 First of all, the fact that there's a Ted Kennedy award is amazing.

01:28:38.000 But the fact that they gave it to another, a fellow murderer.

01:28:44.000 Wow.

01:28:45.000 This is a punchline decades in the making.

01:28:47.000 Wow, yeah.

01:28:49.000 No, trust me, it'll be funny in the future.

01:28:52.000 American politics is a joke.

01:28:54.000 Yeah, it literally is.

01:28:56.000 In these difficult times, some cuts may be necessary.

01:28:58.000 Someone sends us in a fun meme.

01:29:01.000 Are people still sending memes to Max and John?

01:29:04.000 We still have that at the end of every show, right?

01:29:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:29:07.000 Yeah, send stuff to Max and John.

01:29:09.000 Don't mention Proud Boys.

01:29:10.000 Don't mention Antifa.

01:29:11.000 Don't mention any information about any other prisoners.

01:29:13.000 Keep it light.

01:29:14.000 Keep it silly.

01:29:14.000 Keep it non-prison related.

01:29:16.000 All people talk about in prison is prison.

01:29:18.000 And this is Christmas.

01:29:19.000 And so this is Christmas.

01:29:22.000 I believe there's three images per letter.

01:29:25.000 Remember that?

01:29:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:27.000 Yep.

01:29:27.000 I don't know if they need memes.

01:29:29.000 I think Max asking for memes was his way of saying, just send me funny shit and I don't want to hear like, this is Pulsman and all that kind of stuff.

01:29:38.000 Clean drop of a Chinese guy at a sex robot convention saying, suck my dick, in Atheism is Unstoppable's recent It's Almost Time to Have Sex with the Unkenny Valley. 0.98

01:29:47.000 And what is the time code?

01:29:49.000 429.

01:29:50.000 Oh.

01:29:52.000 That sounds like a lot of work for you to dig up.

01:29:55.000 Could be.

01:29:56.000 Let's see here.

01:29:57.000 429.

01:29:59.000 I think I got it.

01:30:00.000 Oh, okay.

01:30:02.000 Quaint.

01:30:03.000 Suck my pit. 1.00

01:30:05.000 Okay.

01:30:05.000 Well, I don't know.

01:30:06.000 We usually don't go that vulgar.

01:30:09.000 It's usually have to have some kind of like cinematic.

01:30:11.000 I've always said sex dolls that aren't given as an inflatable thing at a bachelor party is a joke.

01:30:16.000 The idea of an actual sex doll, it hurts my chest.

01:30:21.000 I feel so sad for the guy.

01:30:23.000 And I try not to think about them, but do they talk?

01:30:28.000 Imagine they talk to it.

01:30:29.000 You like that?

01:30:31.000 Yeah?

01:30:31.000 You like that?

01:30:32.000 You dirty hoe? 1.00

01:30:33.000 You're so dirty. 0.82

01:30:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:35.000 You like that cock? 1.00

01:30:36.000 I can't hear you.

01:30:38.000 Yeah.

01:30:38.000 You're my little girl.

01:30:43.000 Does he say things to you from another room?

01:30:44.000 Like, okay, I'll be right in.

01:30:46.000 God, you're obsessed with me.

01:30:48.000 Does he beat her?

01:30:50.000 Where the fuck have you been all day?

01:30:52.000 And she's just like... 0.73

01:30:54.000 I wonder if you could...

01:30:55.000 Yeah, that's good.

01:30:56.000 I wonder if one and her in an abusive relationship.

01:30:59.000 What The fuck?

01:31:01.000 I come home.

01:31:02.000 I come home to no dinner.

01:31:03.000 I'm working my ass.

01:31:05.000 And she's just like, maybe he breaks her.

01:31:08.000 Oh, fuck, I broke her neck. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Oh, sorry.

01:31:11.000 I love you.

01:31:11.000 He buries her.

01:31:13.000 He's like, that was expensive.

01:31:15.000 Now he becomes a necrophiliac and fucks dead body.

01:31:19.000 And he's got a secret, but nobody cares.

01:31:21.000 And then someone comes over and they see her, and he thinks, he's so gone in the fantasy that he thinks someone just saw a dead body.

01:31:28.000 A dead body.

01:31:29.000 So then he kills them.

01:31:30.000 Right, yeah.

01:31:31.000 And then he is drugged for a murder.

01:31:34.000 That's a black mirror.

01:31:36.000 A yellow mirror.

01:31:38.000 That fucking woman, the Vigilante, who I still don't know how to pronounce that, by the way. 1.00

01:31:43.000 Vigilante?

01:31:45.000 Let's look that up.

01:31:48.000 That should be a movie.

01:31:48.000 Wouldn't that be a cool movie?

01:31:50.000 And it would be a movie where you're seeing a chick do badass stuff, and it's realistic. 1.00

01:31:55.000 It's not Charlie's Therone doing fucking windmill kicks and roundhouse.

01:32:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:05.000 Vigilante.

01:32:08.000 Vigilante?

01:32:09.000 Vigilante.

01:32:10.000 Vigilante?

01:32:12.000 I thought it was Vigilante.

01:32:13.000 Vigilante?

01:32:15.000 Are you sure, pronouncer?

01:32:18.000 Vigilante.

01:32:19.000 Vigilante.

01:32:22.000 I don't want to sound like an asshole being Mr. Spanish pants. 0.97

01:32:25.000 Right.

01:32:26.000 There's a lot of vigilantes in there.

01:32:33.000 A lot of them are Latino.

01:32:34.000 Yep.

01:32:35.000 That is annoying.

01:32:36.000 There's so many Latino vigilantes in Nicaragua.

01:32:40.000 They're all saying it, though.

01:32:45.000 They all sound Hispanic when they say it, too.

01:32:47.000 Anyway.

01:32:48.000 Dear Gavin, Gary's little dildoo.

01:32:51.000 Does Gary put you up his ass?

01:32:53.000 No, he didn't.

01:32:55.000 That's what I was going to say to Milo about living with a black guy.

01:32:57.000 I was going to be like, dude, if I was gay, Ryan would be a big dick for me.

01:33:04.000 I would only date Asian newborns. 1.00

01:33:10.000 The Taiwan natives that we stumbled across.

01:33:13.000 I mean, if I have a large poo, I'm decapitated.

01:33:15.000 I was going to say decapitated.

01:33:17.000 My head falls off.

01:33:19.000 I'm incapacitated.

01:33:21.000 I noticed this protester from the Dusty Bogan on Saturday night.

01:33:23.000 Did our forefathers miss the mark?

01:33:25.000 Perhaps a constitutional amendment is in order?

01:33:28.000 Please discuss.

01:33:29.000 And it says, outlaw Satan's circumcision, genital mutilation.

01:33:32.000 I agree with him.

01:33:33.000 No bloody circumcisors.

01:33:35.000 Yeah.

01:33:35.000 It was made by the Kellogg's guy.

01:33:37.000 It's an evil practice.

01:33:39.000 The baby doesn't feel it.

01:33:40.000 Oh, really?

01:33:41.000 Why is there a circumcision tray where the baby's arms are strapped, legs strapped, head strapped?

01:33:49.000 I would probably go insane if I had to circumcise kids all day. 0.99

01:33:53.000 They scream at the top of their lungs.

01:33:56.000 This guy sent us another good jam.

01:33:58.000 There's nothing in the email.

01:33:59.000 It's like my mom.

01:34:01.000 Dear Gavin19 and Ryan Batsu Prevera.

01:34:03.000 I came across this footage of Irish punks and skinheads in 1980.

01:34:06.000 Thought you might enjoy it.

01:34:07.000 An intentional comic width at the 535 mark.

01:34:11.000 Oh, these are sh.

01:34:14.000 They seek him here.

01:34:17.000 They seek him there.

01:34:24.000 You know, you wouldn't stand there and walk away, would you?

01:34:27.000 You dress in a way that is.

01:34:31.000 We dress in a way that we feel that we want to dress, you know?

01:34:34.000 It's an image, you know what I mean?

01:34:36.000 So we just following an image, you know what I mean?

01:34:38.000 So you're trying to tell me that you're not really as bad as you look?

01:34:45.000 I'm not as bad as I look.

01:34:46.000 Ireland.

01:34:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:34:47.000 Check the head.

01:34:48.000 Are you giving your veneers something funny at five?

01:34:52.000 Yeah, that was the mark there.

01:34:54.000 Five round, though.

01:34:57.000 Hey, cameraman, can you fucking stand back a little bit, please?

01:34:59.000 I don't need to see people's nostrils.

01:35:01.000 That's not my skin heads. 1.00

01:35:04.000 But skinheads are different from everybody else.

01:35:06.000 Skinheads are just there for violence. 1.00

01:35:08.000 That's all.

01:35:08.000 Pokemon to change the subject violence.

01:35:11.000 I don't like the size of the way it is.

01:35:12.000 Skinheads just want to kick up around and kick everybody's heads if we don't.

01:35:18.000 So you're not into it going on?

01:35:19.000 No, no, just like we don't start any fights, but if someone kicks on us, we'll fight back.

01:35:24.000 That should have been the drop.

01:35:26.000 Yeah.

01:35:27.000 We don't start any fights.

01:35:28.000 Okay, you fook around, you find out.

01:35:31.000 Hey, G-Dog and Rice Man, did I tell you how to fight with Joey at the pub?

01:35:36.000 Yeah.

01:35:37.000 Did we talk about it on the show?

01:35:38.000 No.

01:35:40.000 So he's got dumped by this girl.

01:35:42.000 He goes, yeah, yeah, she didn't call me back in a long time.

01:35:44.000 You know, I'm getting kind of worried.

01:35:46.000 I go, yeah, you should be worried.

01:35:47.000 You're dumped.

01:35:48.000 Well, she won't pick up the phone.

01:35:49.000 And then I text, she doesn't respond.

01:35:51.000 Well, have you fucked her? 0.99

01:35:52.000 No, I can't because I'm staying in a house.

01:35:54.000 Actually, someone else told me he's staying in a house that this woman rents a room to, but she won't let him bring guests over.

01:35:59.000 I go, what?

01:36:01.000 What are you doing there, dude?

01:36:02.000 You're a grown man.

01:36:04.000 She dumped you because you didn't fuck her. 1.00

01:36:06.000 Or because she got to know you.

01:36:10.000 And then the barmaid laughed at that. 1.00

01:36:13.000 And then I came up with probably the best line I've ever come up with.

01:36:15.000 I go, it must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.

01:36:19.000 And then I was laughing my ass off at my own joke.

01:36:22.000 And I go take a piss.

01:36:24.000 And then I come back and he goes, hey, did I tell you my daughter Odid on Xenix?

01:36:29.000 And I just fucking lost it.

01:36:31.000 When he said he was a Marine nurse, he never said it to me, but I heard him saying it.

01:36:35.000 That pissed me off because the Marines don't have nurses. 0.99

01:36:38.000 It's a division of the Navy.

01:36:39.000 They have their own doctors.

01:36:40.000 The Navy does.

01:36:42.000 Also, if you're a nurse, we're in a pandemic.

01:36:44.000 Why are you here?

01:36:44.000 Shouldn't you be busting your ass?

01:36:47.000 And he also complains about his neck.

01:36:48.000 Well, go to the VA.

01:36:49.000 Oh, yeah, I should look into that.

01:36:51.000 Every vet has the word VA tattooed on the inside of their eyeballs.

01:36:56.000 Then he says his grandson's on a ventilator, which is a fucked up lie.

01:37:01.000 Because we knew this guy who was like one of the top COVID dudes in Arizona where his grandson allegedly is.

01:37:07.000 Said, oh, we'll have him check on him.

01:37:09.000 We can help you out.

01:37:09.000 He's like, oh, no, no, don't.

01:37:11.000 Oh, because it's a fucking lie.

01:37:13.000 And I had said to myself, I'm not going to lose my shit unless he lies to me.

01:37:17.000 I have a daughter.

01:37:18.000 My number one fear, more than pregnancy, honestly, is opioids.

01:37:24.000 They're dropping like flies, rich, poor.

01:37:27.000 Fentanyl is killing fucking firemen and rich kids and poor kids.

01:37:32.000 It's just a what is it now?

01:37:34.000 120 a day are dying from opioids or Xanax or other related things that are like opioids.

01:37:40.000 It's not a joke.

01:37:44.000 So I take a direct offense to that.

01:37:46.000 And I just fuck off, Joey.

01:37:48.000 Oh, it's okay.

01:37:49.000 You don't believe me?

01:37:49.000 I go, I don't believe you because you're lying.

01:37:51.000 Then I went through all the other lies.

01:37:53.000 And then you can't sit.

01:37:54.000 That's the problem with getting mad.

01:37:56.000 When I get mad, I can't get unmad.

01:37:59.000 So then I was just, she's like, you want another drink?

01:38:00.000 I go, I can't.

01:38:01.000 I'm fucking mad at Joey now for bullshitting me about some made-up daughter.

01:38:04.000 I don't know if he has one.

01:38:06.000 He's like, okay.

01:38:07.000 By the way, why aren't you down there?

01:38:09.000 Why didn't you get on a plane if your daughter fucking OD'd? 1.00

01:38:13.000 So I just, I paid my bill.

01:38:15.000 I said, thank you for your service to him and walked out of the bar.

01:38:18.000 But I haven't seen him since.

01:38:19.000 You didn't show him your...

01:38:32.000 There's a struggle there.

01:38:34.000 It's a hard face to do.

01:38:36.000 Yeah, you got to get the glasses out of there for sure.

01:38:38.000 Okay, last one, because we're out of time.

01:38:40.000 Hey, G-Dog and Rice Man, this refugee from Syria here in Germany made a video where he asked Germans to kiss the Quran so they would get iPhones. 1.00

01:38:47.000 You can guess what they decided to do.

01:38:58.000 Does that really bother you?

01:39:08.000 I think in a rebel video you put Germany in the non-shithole category.

01:39:11.000 I guess you have to update that list.

01:39:13.000 At first, I got pretty mad at the retard making this video, but it is an interesting social experiment. 1.00

01:39:18.000 I don't think it is.

01:39:21.000 You're 20?

01:39:23.000 Like, they're not converting to Islam.

01:39:27.000 And if you don't give a shit about the Quran, which I do, and you're 20 years old, you want an iPhone, you'll sure say a stupid thing.

01:39:34.000 This is not interesting.

01:39:37.000 Okay, it's time for the final video.

01:39:55.000 Here's an interesting thing that just happened.

01:39:59.000 I just got a call from my favorite steakhouse.

01:40:02.000 Ooh.

01:40:03.000 Keene's Chop House.

01:40:05.000 Anyway, they're probably calling me to tell me that my reservation has been canceled because indoor dining is canceled.

01:40:11.000 Could be an interesting little moment of the show.

01:40:13.000 Okay, this is a really weird video.

01:40:15.000 Not weird because it's a pretty normal video, but I heard about this on the radio this morning, a normal FM radio, and I thought, why the fuck would you have a final video, viral video thing, on your radio show?

01:40:27.000 So it's three hosts laughing and describing this.

01:40:31.000 And they describe it really badly.

01:40:32.000 They say she has to go up a hill.

01:40:33.000 It's not really a hill.

01:40:34.000 You should have mentioned the cobblestone streets.

01:40:36.000 You should have mentioned that it's covered in ice.

01:40:38.000 You should have mentioned that it's in, what, Kiev in Russia?

01:40:42.000 Is that where Kiev is?

01:40:44.000 Kiev is in Ukraine.

01:40:45.000 Ukraine.

01:40:48.000 So it's on a slope, so most people just ski off it.

01:40:52.000 But the problem is if you want to go the opposite way, you're out of luck.

01:40:56.000 Like that woman with the backpack. 1.00

01:40:57.000 She's probably got a lot of books in there, too.

01:41:00.000 And women tend to be not great at this kind of thing, at least in my experience. 1.00

01:41:04.000 There you go.

01:41:06.000 Okay, here.

01:41:07.000 Let me get you up there.

01:41:08.000 And there you go.

01:41:09.000 And just get up.

01:41:12.000 Stick to crawling.

01:41:15.000 Yeah.

01:41:16.000 I like how no one's helping her because they can't.

01:41:19.000 If you don't have a rope, you're on your own.

01:41:23.000 There you go.

01:41:23.000 Crawling's working.

01:41:24.000 That's for you.

01:41:25.000 Yeah.

01:41:25.000 That's it.

01:41:26.000 Great.

01:41:26.000 Don't get up.

01:41:27.000 Don't get up.

01:41:30.000 I've been there.

01:41:32.000 What do you mean?

01:41:33.000 That area?

01:41:34.000 No.

01:41:35.000 This is kind of your entire life.

01:41:36.000 The society zone.

01:41:38.000 This is Ryan's autobiography.

01:41:39.000 This is bringing back memories from this morning.

01:41:42.000 This is bringing back memories from the day I was born until right now.

01:41:46.000 100% of memory just brought back.

01:41:50.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 14, 2020

S03E51 - MILO [2020-12-14 - S03E51 - MILO]

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