Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #78 - MINI SUPER EP

00:00:36.000 That was the Kinks. 0.85

00:00:37.000 Father Christmas, give me some money.

00:00:43.000 I think it's the best Christmas song of all time.

00:00:45.000 Fairy Tale of New York is up there.

00:00:48.000 I don't know.

00:00:48.000 It's a tie, maybe.

00:00:50.000 Fairy Tale is a different kind of jam, though.

00:00:54.000 Father Christmas by the Kinks is about a working-class kid family in East London.

00:01:00.000 They don't want their cuddly toys. 0.97

00:01:02.000 They want a machine gun.

00:01:03.000 They want money.

00:01:05.000 Give us some money!

00:01:10.000 They're threatening to beat up Santa Claus.

00:01:12.000 If your children are watching right now, they should be in bed.

00:01:16.000 What is with these kids that are awake late at night?

00:01:20.000 You know, like you hear about some kid who was run over at 2 in the morning.

00:01:24.000 What are you doing up at 2 in the morning?

00:01:27.000 Being Dominican.

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00:02:36.000 Now, he's got me with some extra notes here, but I think it's Bubba and Hank stuff, which will come in at 9.15.

00:02:45.000 We're going to try to cram in a normal show in half an hour.

00:02:49.000 Our shows are usually two hours long, so that's going to be incredibly challenging.

00:02:53.000 We always announce the first song.

00:02:54.000 The reason I'm being so introductory is because this is a free episode.

00:03:00.000 And so a lot of you hearing it don't watch the show regularly.

00:03:06.000 Some of you aren't even watching the show.

00:03:07.000 You're just listening to the show on the podcast, which is on iTunes.

00:03:13.000 Our payment processor has been dumping us.

00:03:16.000 We're currently migrating to a new payment processor. 0.99

00:03:19.000 So that is a fucking headache. 0.99

00:03:21.000 And it's amazing how vilified I am. 0.99

00:03:24.000 Like, I got people saying Heil Hitler to me when I walk my dog.

00:03:28.000 What are you doing?

00:03:29.000 Trying to add snow, but please don't.

00:03:32.000 Want this?

00:03:33.000 Okay, that's fine.

00:03:35.000 It is cool.

00:03:38.000 I was looking up who played Missy Vaughn on IMDB.

00:03:43.000 And because with the kids tonight, I was watching the Pee Wee Herman Christmas special on Netflix, which I highly recommend. 0.99

00:03:50.000 Fuck it, his quality. 0.99

00:03:52.000 He's so relaxed. 1.00

00:03:54.000 I guess because he's like a gay drama club kid who improv dude who would do these plays all the time.

00:04:02.000 So he's just so comfortable on stage.

00:04:04.000 And it's the least awkward Christmas special I've ever seen.

00:04:08.000 Star Wars, of course, being the worst.

00:04:10.000 Anyway, I was looking up the IMDB thing there.

00:04:14.000 And then I thought, oh, I'll just look up me because I'm selfish.

00:04:17.000 Whoopi Goldberg's in it, Oprah.

00:04:19.000 This is 1988.

00:04:21.000 She looks pretty attractive.

00:04:31.000 It's already booked two.

00:04:34.000 He was there telling Whoopi that he can't fit her in on the Christmas special for this year or the next year because he's so popular.

00:04:41.000 But then I looked up me on IMDb just for fun, as one does.

00:04:46.000 And it has a section called quotes from all my various movies.

00:04:50.000 And the quotes are the two most racist things I've ever said.

00:04:54.000 One is about being proud to be white, and the other is about Charlottesville.

00:05:01.000 I'm just like, Jesus.

00:05:03.000 So there's this war on my reputation that's very effective. 0.55

00:05:06.000 And it's affected our payment processor and a million other things on my IMDb page.

00:05:12.000 And it's funny because when you watch this show, what is this show? 0.98

00:05:16.000 Is it like, there was another goddamn Mexican on the highway today almost ran? 1.00

00:05:21.000 No, it's like Jake Paul sucks you guys. 1.00

00:05:26.000 It's a gay gossip show is what this show is. 0.99

00:05:31.000 I mean, we talk about race when people shove it down our throats and we say, why is everyone talking about this?

00:05:36.000 But we're not like, God, it's the races.

00:05:38.000 Stop race mixing. 1.00

00:05:40.000 I mean, there's race mixing going on right next to me. 0.98

00:05:43.000 Yes.

00:05:43.000 My kids are race mixed.

00:05:45.000 Anyway.

00:05:47.000 I'm rice mixed.

00:05:49.000 Rice mixer.

00:05:50.000 That's funny.

00:05:51.000 This is Sam Hyde book, book of the day, how to bomb the U.S. government.

00:05:55.000 I'm not sure it's still available to mere mortals.

00:05:57.000 You know, he's got a new book.

00:05:58.000 Really?

00:05:59.000 You know that?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:00.000 It's called, it just came out like two days ago.

00:06:01.000 It's called Jaihu's Adventure in the Future or something like that.

00:06:05.000 You can get it on, you know, SamHyde.com or something.

00:06:08.000 This book is, pull up that bumper where he talks about things being genius and retarded. 0.97

00:06:11.000 It is both genius and retarded at the same time. 1.00

00:06:14.000 Like, there'll just be a shitty drawing of a guy kidnapping a kid next to a page that says, insert Charles' story about what he's going to do, H. Weinstein's daughter if we don't get a movie deal. 0.93

00:06:30.000 That's what this book is. 0.98

00:06:31.000 It's retarded and genius at the same time. 1.00

00:06:33.000 Like just terrible drawings and then a super funny article.

00:06:38.000 It's weird.

00:06:39.000 It's worth having, especially if you collect books like I do.

00:06:43.000 And it fits nicely in that box.

00:06:45.000 Geez, too bad we have a new book every day.

00:06:47.000 So today we're going to try to get through a lot of our usual stories.

00:06:52.000 This is not a free-flowing show.

00:06:54.000 I want to show you our bumpers, our categories.

00:06:58.000 Because the people who get this show for free on the Wednesday lives, they don't realize all the fun stuff we cover.

00:07:05.000 So let's just dive in, right?

00:07:09.000 Let's dive in to our Biden segment.

00:07:12.000 So let's show the Biden bumper.

00:07:17.000 Coming up.

00:07:18.000 It's going to be here.

00:07:37.000 Now, that was made by an amateur.

00:07:39.000 That was made by some lady vet wife. 1.00

00:07:43.000 But I love it. 0.97

00:07:45.000 Speaking of gay, can you flip the monitor here, the viewfinder? 1.00

00:07:51.000 Speaking of gay, exactly how I just described my show is also Don Lemon's show. 0.58

00:07:56.000 We're very similar in that sense. 0.99

00:07:59.000 We're snarky, bitchy homosexuals. 0.99

00:08:02.000 And this is his reaction to those of us here on the right not really embracing the idea of Trump leaving the White House. 0.99

00:08:11.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if he had a scarfaced standoff?

00:08:14.000 And he was like, say hello to my little friend.

00:08:18.000 That would be so cool.

00:08:20.000 Trump, if you're watching, can you go out in a blaze of glory, please?

00:08:24.000 Does the president acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president-elect?

00:08:27.000 Does he have any plans to invite him here to the White House?

00:08:30.000 The president is still involved in ongoing litigation related to the election.

00:08:34.000 Yesterday's vote was one step in the constitutional process, so I will leave that to him and refer you to the campaign for more on that litigation.

00:08:41.000 The president, again, is pursuing ongoing litigation, would refer you to the campaign for further.

00:08:46.000 He's still pursuing ongoing litigation at the moment.

00:08:50.000 Look, watch this.

00:08:51.000 Did you know she also worked for the girl? 0.69

00:08:53.000 Bye.

00:08:54.000 I mean, if there's no other girl, bye.

00:08:58.000 I'm not familiar with this vernacular.

00:09:00.000 Bye-bye.

00:09:02.000 Is it like thank you next?

00:09:04.000 Yeah.

00:09:06.000 So much disinformation coming from the podium.

00:09:09.000 Talks about what the media is doing, criticizes the media.

00:09:13.000 This is what you should be covering.

00:09:16.000 Is this his diary?

00:09:17.000 Is this his TikTok?

00:09:19.000 This is CNN.

00:09:21.000 That's a news show.

00:09:24.000 I am the Don Lemon of the right, but I'm banned.

00:09:28.000 Okay, let's jump in.

00:09:29.000 We're just going to do one story per subject.

00:09:32.000 So let's jump into racism.

00:09:35.000 Let's talk about racism. 0.98

00:09:40.000 Those racist guys. 0.87

00:09:42.000 Okay, I don't want to see the player. 0.94

00:09:44.000 I know.

00:09:45.000 I just wanted to be super professional.

00:09:46.000 I have to load them.

00:09:49.000 Okay, let's jump to one four here.

00:09:52.000 My favorite new Instagram, I think, is Chicago Hood Media.

00:09:56.000 What's it called?

00:09:58.000 I love, I'm obsessed with the hood.

00:10:00.000 So much of what I look at on Instagram is boxing videos and then just like dirty urban crime brawling.

00:10:07.000 So this guy appears to have eaten a pill that is as big as a dog.

00:10:12.000 Oh, wow.

00:10:14.000 It's this big and it's probably an upper.

00:10:18.000 I mean, I don't think you should have more than a quarter pill of Adderall.

00:10:22.000 And if you do have that, have it at 7 a.m. and be prepared to have trouble sleeping that night.

00:10:29.000 So I don't know what a pill is, 30 milligrams.

00:10:31.000 So I guess I'm suggesting 30, 15, like 7.5 milligrams.

00:10:36.000 I think that's a wild ride.

00:10:38.000 This is probably, I guess, the equivalent of 700 milligrams of uppers.

00:10:43.000 Let's see how he took it.

00:10:45.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:10:47.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:10:53.000 You sure I'll be okay?

00:10:55.000 I'll be okay.

00:10:56.000 You sure?

00:10:57.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:10:59.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:11:01.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:11:02.000 That loop?

00:11:03.000 I can't tell.

00:11:03.000 No, it's not.

00:11:05.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:11:07.000 I'm sticking around the loom.

00:11:08.000 I'm sticking around.

00:11:11.000 I'm sticking around.

00:11:26.000 Okay, so I'm not sure what this has to do with racism, but the reason I thought this was interesting is because he stole this.

00:11:32.000 The drug dealer stole this from Brass Eye.

00:11:34.000 Chris Morris had a show in the late 90s, early aughts, called Brass Eye.

00:11:39.000 Sasha Baron Cohen stole every career is stolen from Chris Morris. 0.86

00:11:44.000 And it was a fake news show that was fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:11:48.000 And they'd also get celebrities to read scripts and stuff, like Sasha Baron Cohen shit. 0.99

00:11:54.000 And they had an episode called Cake about a pill that was just as big as the robot you just saw. 0.98

00:12:02.000 Remnants of something far worse.

00:12:04.000 A new legal drug from Czechoslovakia called Cake.

00:12:07.000 Oh.

00:12:08.000 And luckily the story involves these people.

00:12:10.000 Free the United Kingdom from drugs and British opposition to metabolically bisturbile drugs.

00:12:16.000 Ted Moore reports.

00:12:18.000 Cake first appeared in Prague last year.

00:12:21.000 News reports showed victims inflamed with pain.

00:12:25.000 Disturbing images like this.

00:12:27.000 Like we just saw.

00:12:28.000 I'm sticking right now.

00:12:37.000 Can we skip ahead a bit?

00:12:39.000 So they got these.

00:12:41.000 That's a real guy.

00:12:43.000 He's some like Nottingham celebrity.

00:12:44.000 I forget his name.

00:12:46.000 Just imagine how his mother fought. 1.00

00:12:48.000 It's a fucking disgrace. 1.00

00:12:50.000 Can we lose this thing about the slow crushing of his skull? 1.00

00:12:53.000 No one understood how to get the message over.

00:12:55.000 His name's Noah.

00:12:57.000 I forget his name, but he's a big TV celebrity and they Would do these free promos just to prevent drug use.

00:13:03.000 And so they had all these celebrities doing these anti-cake promos.

00:13:09.000 Crushing of his skull.

00:13:10.000 No one understood how to get the message over better than this man. 1.00

00:13:14.000 And if you're sick on this stuff, you can puke your fucking self to death. 1.00

00:13:18.000 One girl threw up her own pelvis bone before she snuck the lid. 1.00

00:13:25.000 What a fucking disgrace. 1.00

00:13:26.000 Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? 1.00

00:13:28.000 Cake is a made-up drug.

00:13:30.000 It's not made from plants.

00:13:32.000 It's made from chemicals.

00:13:34.000 By...

00:13:35.000 Anyway, that's a Freudian slip.

00:13:37.000 It's a made-up drug.

00:13:38.000 I don't get it.

00:13:39.000 Because that's a made-up drug, right?

00:13:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:13:42.000 It's a made-up.

00:13:43.000 They had him say that.

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00:14:04.000 One of our listeners is some rich dude with his own plane who, when he saw this, he got in his plane and flew down to see them.

00:14:11.000 Get the hell out of here.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, like in Texas.

00:14:14.000 He said, hey, I saw you on the show.

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00:14:23.000 I like that concept, but I still don't want my own little jet zipping around.

00:14:28.000 I don't want to become one of those dead doctors.

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00:14:48.000 I don't know if this is meant to be read publicly.

00:14:52.000 Anyway, I'm getting a divorce.

00:14:54.000 My wife has been having an affair with our dentist, and I'm going to be staying at Bubba and Hanks' place for a while.

00:15:02.000 Hopefully I can get back on my feet.

00:15:04.000 She's... 1.00

00:15:05.000 Wait, no, this is not meant to be read aloud.

00:15:08.000 They should clarify.

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 In the future, just write in all caps.

00:15:13.000 Don't say this out loud.

00:15:14.000 All right, next subject.

00:15:16.000 We're moving fast here.

00:15:19.000 Boopadoo, we got racism. 0.97

00:15:21.000 We cover feminism every episode, Trump, gayness. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Let's do the Antifa BLM ad, which is, I believe this segment is called Fuck You Dad. 0.99

00:15:32.000 Because that's really what Antifa and BLM are about, ultimately, right? 1.00

00:15:43.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak users. 1.00

00:15:47.000 Fuck your dad. 1.00

00:15:51.000 I wonder what that quote is from. 1.00

00:15:53.000 Fuck your dad. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Sounded like Jeff the Drunk meets Clint Eastwood. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Here's a fun story.

00:16:00.000 Two, three.

00:16:01.000 So I believe it's called Paz, Portland Occupied Zone.

00:16:09.000 So that started because rent, I remember this when I was a little punker.

00:16:14.000 You'd say rent is theft and housing is a right.

00:16:18.000 I remember even being 18 and saying stuff like that and thinking, I don't really understand how that is a right.

00:16:25.000 I don't understand, because my parents had property at the time.

00:16:29.000 And I thought, how do my parents pay the mortgage of the home they bought if the renters aren't paying their rent?

00:16:36.000 How is it then?

00:16:39.000 Like, was the, maybe if the house was just sitting there, like, by nature, and you're, like, say you're living in a cave.

00:16:46.000 Like when I was in Israel, there was Palestinians that were living in caves. 0.99

00:16:51.000 I could see charging rent for that.

00:16:53.000 You could say, that's theft.

00:16:54.000 God made this cave.

00:16:55.000 Okay, maybe.

00:16:56.000 You got a point.

00:16:57.000 But a house that someone built, you got to pay for that.

00:17:00.000 Anyway, so this, they said, these guys are getting evicted and it's not fair because of COVID.

00:17:05.000 They haven't had a chance to make money.

00:17:07.000 We can't evict people during COVID.

00:17:09.000 It's unfair.

00:17:10.000 And I almost get that.

00:17:11.000 I mean, not really, because I understand that landlords, often they don't even own the mortgage.

00:17:17.000 This is owned by a bank.

00:17:18.000 It's all part of a big chain.

00:17:20.000 You can't just clip the end of the chain and expect the rest of it to work off.

00:17:23.000 You can't cut the head of the snake and expect the rest of the snake to live.

00:17:27.000 But that's not even true.

00:17:30.000 This house hasn't been paying rent for something like 10 years.

00:17:34.000 What does it say?

00:17:35.000 The Kinney family, the people Antifa in Portland created, the people Antifa in Portland created an autonomous zone to protect, haven't paid for the house they occupy since 2017.

00:17:47.000 Long before COVID, folks.

00:17:50.000 In lawsuits, they claimed they are citizens of a made-up country and aren't subject to U.S. law.

00:17:55.000 So they've already had a pause way before there was pauses.

00:18:00.000 Someone just built a pause around their paws.

00:18:04.000 They just rode that out until it worked out for them.

00:18:06.000 They hit the squatter lotto. 0.91

00:18:08.000 That's the level of clown world we're in where you can come up with a ridiculous notion, which is actually a Mr. Show sketch.

00:18:16.000 On Mr. Show, the guy declares his house, this isn't in the notes, an autonomous zone, and he gets passports made and money made. 0.63

00:18:25.000 And the FBI comes over and says, all right, that's fine.

00:18:28.000 It's yours.

00:18:29.000 You got it.

00:18:30.000 And then he gets really lonely and bored.

00:18:32.000 And he wants to go to America on vacation to meet people.

00:18:37.000 That ridiculous thing was a hilarious sketch on a very funny sketch show called Mr. Show. 0.61

00:18:43.000 Now it's real.

00:18:45.000 It's like Thomas Sowell says you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views because the background changes.

00:18:52.000 And that's where we're at with Clown World.

00:18:54.000 You make a joke in 2000 and it's reality by 2020.

00:18:58.000 These people came up with an absurd notion in 2017 and the notion became mainstream three years later.

00:19:05.000 It's getting faster.

00:19:06.000 I remember it used to take like 20 years for a comedy sketch to come true.

00:19:11.000 By the way, I've documented 13 Mr. Show sketches that have become true.

00:19:16.000 All right, let's go to the next thing.

00:19:19.000 Election Gate.

00:19:22.000 Oh, this one is good.

00:19:23.000 This one is a good one.

00:19:24.000 It gets you pumped.

00:19:36.000 by the way, they're all good.

00:19:37.000 I just wanted to buy time. 0.97

00:19:39.000 I felt like I was shitting on the other. 0.93

00:19:41.000 Those are great, the people sending them in. 0.79

00:19:43.000 So I didn't mean that this one was better because I made it.

00:19:45.000 Don't peel back the curtain.

00:19:47.000 People don't want to knock down the fourth wall.

00:19:51.000 There's a lot going on here.

00:19:55.000 The GOP not allowed to watch was interesting, 2.6.

00:20:00.000 I mean, the crazy thing about this is that every time you think it's over, there's more major news.

00:20:08.000 That's why we called Election Gate.

00:20:09.000 Watergate, by the way, has paled in comparison.

00:20:12.000 Does anyone remember what Watergate was?

00:20:15.000 That was Nixon recording everything.

00:20:18.000 And he did, I think he got that from the previous guy.

00:20:21.000 Was it Ford?

00:20:22.000 And he recorded every meeting, everything everyone did. 1.00

00:20:26.000 If he was taking a shit, it was on tape. 0.99

00:20:28.000 And then he got kind of greedy with the recording. 1.00

00:20:32.000 And he thought, let's tap the Democrats and see what they're up to, see if they're strategizing against us.

00:20:37.000 And so he recorded the opposition.

00:20:40.000 Okay, that's kind of rude, I guess.

00:20:42.000 That's kind of Project Veritas of the right.

00:20:45.000 Or I guess Project Veritas is on the right.

00:20:48.000 But that's like Veritas overextending, basically.

00:20:51.000 Okay.

00:20:52.000 That's nothing compared to Election Day. 1.00

00:20:54.000 This shit has been huge. 1.00

00:20:56.000 And every day, like yesterday was the electoral officials. 1.00

00:20:59.000 We still don't know what the fuck was going on with that. 0.76

00:21:01.000 And then today we're finding out all of these people that were banned from monitoring. 0.98

00:21:06.000 This photo was taken moments ago by a poll watcher at the Congress Center in Georgia for the signature audit, right?

00:21:12.000 This is his vantage point.

00:21:14.000 He cannot see anything and they are being kept corralled behind these barriers.

00:21:19.000 How is this any different than before?

00:21:20.000 So this is the sort of audit that's going on with the count where they're supposed to be able to recount them, but they can't go near it.

00:21:27.000 As soon as he took his phone out, they came up to him and demanded he put his phone away and asked if he took any pictures.

00:21:31.000 He said no.

00:21:32.000 He's now being told he has to leave the area if he takes out his phone at all.

00:21:37.000 Why?

00:21:39.000 Why can't we just know everything?

00:21:44.000 Speaking of knowing everything, Veritas dropped a major bomb today, 1-1, where they showed Assange right as he's applying for his pardon, saying it's an old recording where he had said, look, guys,

00:21:59.000 we have a rogue employee who has a lot of data about the State Department, and he's going to drop it over the next few days.

00:22:08.000 So we have to stop this, trying to prevent America from being compromised.

00:22:14.000 But blow up that tweet?

00:22:15.000 I wouldn't.

00:22:16.000 You don't have to go searching someone else.

00:22:18.000 Edward Snowden.

00:22:20.000 This extraordinary recording, which I'd never heard before, confirms claims that WikiLeaks made for years, but its critics dismissed it as lies.

00:22:27.000 One, Assange did seek to minimize risk to individuals.

00:22:31.000 Two, the bulk release of cables was forced, not intentional.

00:22:37.000 In other words, give the guy a Kit Kat.

00:22:39.000 Give the guy a break.

00:22:42.000 All right, next, I guess we should go to...

00:22:45.000 We've got a Trump one.

00:22:46.000 We've got a...

00:22:47.000 We don't have an Islam one. 1.00

00:22:48.000 I have an Islam one from my old show.

00:22:50.000 We don't really talk about Islam that much anymore. 0.85

00:22:52.000 I'm still not a huge fan, but I think we realize that China and communism is a much bigger threat to Western civilization than a bunch of inbreeding terrorists from London, 0.98

00:23:08.000 living in London.

00:23:11.000 All right, let's jump to COVID. 1.00

00:23:13.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:23:20.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Chinese vibrants come from China. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Tina is asshole! 1.00

00:23:26.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:23:29.000 So here's an unfortunate thing for the loonies on the left that they'll never look it up, so we'll never get vindicated.

00:23:35.000 Trump was right. 0.50

00:23:36.000 Remember that crazy talk he had about LED lights?

00:23:39.000 Ultraviolet lights?

00:23:40.000 And everyone laughed at him. 0.95

00:23:41.000 And there was a woman, some black woman, who mouthed his craziness. 1.00

00:23:47.000 Remember her? 0.96

00:23:48.000 She'd lip-sync it and go, yeah, you can try lights. 0.99

00:23:50.000 Some bleach.

00:23:51.000 And then she'd have bleach in the counter or whatever. 1.00

00:23:54.000 She got a show, which is unwatchable, where she just does more of that. 0.98

00:23:58.000 She takes Trump's quotes and she lip-syncs them while trying to act dumb. 0.78

00:24:04.000 But yeah, go back to that article. 0.88

00:24:07.000 Ultraviolet emitting LED lights can kill novel coronavirus.

00:24:13.000 Say scientists believe the research has commercial and societal implications given the widespread use of such LED bulbs.

00:24:21.000 4D chess.

00:24:22.000 Let's hope he has something up his sleeve for all this election stuff because it's looking pretty bad for you, Trump.

00:24:28.000 What do you have to say?

00:24:29.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

00:24:32.000 Okay. 0.96

00:24:33.000 Some of these on this button are Trump, and some of them are a shitty imitation. 0.90

00:24:37.000 I think two are fake. 0.88

00:24:40.000 Maybe that's a litigious thing.

00:24:42.000 The beautiful wall, and then that one that just...

00:24:44.000 Where they can't say, you stole Trump's voice.

00:24:46.000 They go, no, it's an imitator.

00:24:47.000 And then they have to prove, they have to find which ones are real.

00:24:50.000 I don't know.

00:24:51.000 All right.

00:24:51.000 We're still zipping through this.

00:24:54.000 I have a bunch of other COVID stuff.

00:24:55.000 I have a bunch of other pop culture stuff, but we're moving fast here.

00:25:00.000 So let's jump right to the mailbag. 0.65

00:25:04.000 Oh, yeah, that's how fast we're going.

00:25:07.000 We're cooking with gas.

00:25:08.000 This is every show, folks.

00:25:24.000 I just thought it'd be nice if they could see the variety.

00:25:27.000 You know?

00:25:28.000 Of course.

00:25:29.000 The variety.

00:25:30.000 Variatoire.

00:25:35.000 This is from a guy named Ryan.

00:25:36.000 It just says hitch shitter. 0.89

00:25:39.000 Okay.

00:25:40.000 Should we click on it?

00:25:41.000 Screen this or let it go?

00:25:49.000 So you can poop on the front of a truck.

00:25:53.000 I would not like that.

00:25:55.000 No.

00:25:56.000 I wouldn't be able to relax.

00:25:58.000 It seems kind of tense.

00:25:59.000 Maybe The motion. 0.98

00:26:00.000 Have you ever shit on a train before? 0.95

00:26:02.000 Like, the motion's kind of. 0.98

00:26:04.000 No.

00:26:04.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, did CBC just report international voter fraud?

00:26:09.000 What the heck is going on?

00:26:11.000 And the headline says: CBS News senior correspondent Catherine Harridge, who, Catherine, I see you on Tucker all the time.

00:26:18.000 You need to grow your hair.

00:26:20.000 You look like a dude.

00:26:22.000 Stop it with the Clark Kent haircut.

00:26:29.000 Well, Dean I. Radcliffe leads the 17 intelligence agencies, and he has access to the most highly classified information that is held by the U.S. government.

00:26:39.000 And he told CBS News that there was foreign election interference by China, Iran, and Russia in November of this year.

00:26:47.000 And he is anticipating a public report on those findings in January.

00:26:54.000 That was 2020, right?

00:26:55.000 That clip?

00:26:56.000 Yeah, December 16th.

00:26:58.000 Well, that's pretty juicy when it was uploaded.

00:27:00.000 See, I'm overwhelmed.

00:27:01.000 I feel like I'm reporting on World War II in 1944.

00:27:06.000 Like, Dresden is on fire.

00:27:09.000 There's Jews being gassed to death. 0.96

00:27:13.000 The Russians are marching over to giant armies. 0.94

00:27:16.000 Some of them have no guns and no shoes.

00:27:18.000 I can't stay on top of it.

00:27:21.000 Election Gate is a fraud.

00:27:23.000 Does that mean Biden doesn't get in?

00:27:25.000 I don't think so.

00:27:26.000 And when I say Election Gate is a fraud, I mean this election was a fraud.

00:27:30.000 And it's amazing hearing the way the media writes about it.

00:27:34.000 They go unsubstantiated claims or purporting the myth that the election was stolen.

00:27:39.000 Or they say, disproven.

00:27:42.000 Like they're just in the tank.

00:27:47.000 Gavin, Spream Leader of the Fag Zone. 1.00

00:27:49.000 To my protest, my girlfriend just went on birth control. 1.00

00:27:52.000 She should go on birth control if you're not married to her. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Fucking... 1.00

00:27:57.000 You pull out and you jizz on the belly till there's a ring on it. 1.00

00:28:00.000 I am no beta bitch dude. 0.99

00:28:01.000 Should I expect her to lose interest in me? 0.99

00:28:03.000 How can I trick her into getting off the pill?

00:28:05.000 Have you ordered dealt with this in your dating life before you were married?

00:28:08.000 Dude, it's very easy to get her off the pill. 1.00

00:28:11.000 It's called this.

00:28:17.000 Put that on her finger, and the birth control will come out of her mouth. 1.00

00:28:24.000 What up, G-Dog and Phagus Aquarius Esquire III.

00:28:28.000 First off, the show is amazing, and I watch it pretty regularly.

00:28:31.000 Thank you, sir.

00:28:32.000 You guys do great work.

00:28:33.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:28:35.000 I created this flat vector illustration of Gavin as Joker Face.

00:28:40.000 It still needs a few refinements, but I think I'm pretty close to being happy with it.

00:28:42.000 What do you guys think?

00:28:43.000 I've also attached an eight-second clip of my Joker face.

00:28:46.000 Pretty dope, huh?

00:28:48.000 I love you guys more than a friend.

00:28:50.000 P.S. I heard Ryan is a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.

00:28:52.000 Is that true?

00:28:54.000 In certain ways, yes.

00:28:56.000 I'll explain later.

00:28:58.000 Okay, let's see his Joker face, though.

00:29:01.000 Okay.

00:29:03.000 Joker face, buddy.

00:29:10.000 Kind of half-assed.

00:29:12.000 Too much eyes.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, way too much eyes.

00:29:14.000 Your eyes have to be like this.

00:29:15.000 And you have to have more buildup.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, that was just you smiling.

00:29:21.000 You look like an old lady smiling. 0.99

00:29:23.000 And that is a good Joker face, although.

00:29:46.000 All right.

00:29:47.000 We did it.

00:29:48.000 We crammed a two-hour show into a half hour.

00:29:53.000 Whoa, that kind of messes up your eyes.

00:29:55.000 Badoo Bada Badi.

00:29:57.000 So we have a bumper for thank you for calling.

00:29:59.000 We're about to take calls.

00:30:01.000 And what we do in the show when we take calls is we I drop pictures and auction them off for charity.

00:30:08.000 And you guys call in and I hang up on people who try to cram in up too much boring information.

00:30:14.000 But before we get to that, so it's going to be all calls now.

00:30:18.000 Oh, why don't we do a couple calls?

00:30:20.000 We could do that.

00:30:21.000 Yeah, so the people at home can see what the show is like.

00:30:23.000 But before we do that, we have some Christmas giveaways.

00:30:28.000 So caller one gets a Bubba and Hanks prize pack.

00:30:31.000 Did you give out the gifts for the last?

00:30:33.000 Yeah, yeah, I forward that to the channels.

00:30:36.000 So a Bubba and Hanks prize pack, a Beard Vet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.

00:30:43.000 Caller number two gets the exact same thing.

00:30:47.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:30:52.000 All right, so we're going to take some calls now, and then I'll do the get-fired thing.

00:30:57.000 So why don't you go to our newest bumper, which is called Thank You for Calling.

00:31:04.000 You are on the air. 1.00

00:31:08.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

00:31:10.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Hey, why does it only get two things?

00:31:15.000 You have one thing.

00:31:16.000 Thank you for calling.

00:31:17.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:31:19.000 All right, next call.

00:31:22.000 That's, I think, my favorite one so far.

00:31:24.000 Got nice vibes.

00:31:25.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:31:28.000 So shall we set up the Skyper ding-dongs? 0.99

00:31:30.000 Yes.

00:31:30.000 Yes, and yes.

00:31:32.000 I think I'm going to try to recreate these archetypal images.

00:31:36.000 We have John Belushi in Animal House as Blutarski. 1.00

00:31:40.000 What was his name?

00:31:40.000 Pluto Blutarski or something?

00:31:43.000 And then, of course, we have Mel Gibson in Beyond Thunderdome.

00:31:47.000 By the way, while I Google imaged Mad Max to find this picture, it was nothing but porn. 0.99

00:31:54.000 Am I stupid? 0.95

00:31:55.000 Is there some sort of code I don't know about? 1.00

00:31:57.000 Mad Max is some sort of porn code.

00:32:04.000 I mean, a lot of it was some chick who's nude in, I think, in Thunderdome.

00:32:10.000 We used to do that as kids in high school.

00:32:11.000 We would watch all three Mad Maxes in a row on Friday nights in the burbs. 0.98

00:32:17.000 And it is fucking long. 0.99

00:32:20.000 And Mad Max 1 kind of sucks. 0.99

00:32:23.000 Oh, man. 0.72

00:32:24.000 It kind of doesn't really go anywhere.

00:32:27.000 It's a bit of a mess.

00:32:28.000 Thunderdome rules.

00:32:30.000 And then Road Warrior is pretty good, too.

00:32:32.000 Road Warrior's better.

00:32:32.000 No, Road Warrior's better.

00:32:34.000 Wait, is this one Road Warrior?

00:32:35.000 I think the first one's Road Warrior.

00:32:37.000 I don't know.

00:32:41.000 Number two is Road Warrior, and three is Thunderdome.

00:32:45.000 Have you seen either of them?

00:32:46.000 Uh-uh.

00:32:46.000 So why are you sitting there pontificating going, yeah, I think actually.

00:32:50.000 I've heard Anthony talk about and you, but I thought Road Warrior was the first one.

00:32:54.000 Okay, you're not allowed to contribute when you don't know anything.

00:32:57.000 He seems like a reasonable guy.

00:32:59.000 You can run, but you can't hide.

00:33:02.000 Yeah, I know that.

00:33:03.000 It's just like with Nail and I. I know like 19 quotes, but.

00:33:06.000 We have so much fun stuff for you during the Christmas holidays.

00:33:09.000 Let me just, and we're going to do a commercial for it.

00:33:11.000 But we did a new show called Carboys, where Ryan and I teach you about cars, which we don't seem to know very much about.

00:33:21.000 So one of them is just like an instructional guide. 0.98

00:33:23.000 And then the other one is like those West Coast shows where the guys have like horns and fucking ripped jeans and rings and shit. 0.98

00:33:33.000 So two car show spoofs. 0.98

00:33:36.000 We also have me and Milo watching With Nail and I, which is two and a half hour with all the pausing and everything.

00:33:43.000 Then we have Ryan and I opening presents for Christmas.

00:33:48.000 We're going to probably dump the Joe Rogans.

00:33:51.000 We also have a wonderful instructional mini doc on how to box that I put together that's fascinating.

00:33:59.000 And we visit a friend in a place.

00:34:02.000 Oh, and we also go to John Kinsman.

00:34:04.000 We visit him in prison.

00:34:06.000 So we've got like five mini movies coming up when we're gone for Christmas. 1.00

00:34:12.000 So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this shit. 0.99

00:34:16.000 And that includes a big long interview with his wife Zenoa because we were in the car with her for 12 hours and at the hotel. 0.99

00:34:22.000 So we had plenty of time to chat.

00:34:25.000 All right.

00:34:25.000 We got Justin on the line.

00:34:27.000 Hi, Justin.

00:34:29.000 Oh, and we also go to Justin.

00:34:30.000 We could pause the show and kind of bring it in over here where the action is.

00:34:37.000 Justin?

00:34:37.000 When we're gone for Christmas.

00:34:39.000 So don't you?

00:34:40.000 Justin, we don't need to hear our own show.

00:34:42.000 Yeah, listen to us through the phone.

00:34:43.000 I'm going to mute you for now.

00:34:44.000 And when you realize what's happening, just listen to the phone feed.

00:34:48.000 Thank you for calling.

00:34:49.000 Okay, we got Arthur.

00:34:50.000 Hey, Arthur, what's up?

00:34:55.000 Dog.

00:34:56.000 This is not good advertising for the show.

00:34:58.000 No, we're trying to show people who don't normally listen to the show.

00:35:02.000 All right, I got to show us.

00:35:03.000 All right.

00:35:03.000 This is going to check, check.

00:35:05.000 Can you hear us?

00:35:06.000 Can you hear us?

00:35:08.000 Hello?

00:35:09.000 Hello.

00:35:12.000 I can hear you now.

00:35:13.000 That's fantastic.

00:35:15.000 The first guy probably couldn't even hear us. 1.00

00:35:16.000 We were giving him shit. 0.99

00:35:17.000 I didn't hang up on him, though. 1.00

00:35:18.000 Okay.

00:35:19.000 What's up, Broham?

00:35:22.000 Not much, you guys.

00:35:25.000 I've been trying to call in for a while, but I just wanted to go through a couple points on Christianity that.

00:35:34.000 Well, fine.

00:35:38.000 Christians going to Israel. 0.99

00:35:40.000 You said you had a problem with that because Christians are about convert or die.

00:35:45.000 But that's not exactly the case.

00:35:49.000 The whole point of the end times is to deal with Israel and the church as a completely separate body. 0.91

00:35:55.000 They'll eventually convert, but the end times are so bad to drive them against the wall to accept Christ.

00:36:06.000 So that sounds pretty bad for the Jews.

00:36:11.000 Yeah.

00:36:13.000 But we've been facing persecution as Christians for thousands of years as well.

00:36:20.000 Okay.

00:36:20.000 There's people killed to this very day for being Christians all across the globe.

00:36:26.000 Yes, it's terrible.

00:36:28.000 And no one ever talks about it, which is the worst part.

00:36:31.000 Not the worst part, but it's the really bad part of it.

00:36:33.000 But let's explain to everyone at home what we're talking about.

00:36:36.000 So there's Christians who go to Israel and they rejoice because they see this as part of what the Bible prophesies.

00:36:44.000 And eventually we'll have end of days.

00:36:46.000 It'll be complete and utter chaos.

00:36:48.000 And then all these Israelis will convert to Christianity and we'll all go to heaven together. 0.92

00:36:53.000 Right?

00:36:56.000 Right.

00:36:58.000 Well, if I was a Jew, I wouldn't be too jazzed with that concept, that things are about to get so bad that I'll convert to Christianity.

00:37:09.000 Well, that's what they're destined for, and that's what their own texts have been telling them for forever.

00:37:17.000 The Old Testament goes through it, so their own texts should tell them that, and that's exactly what Christ has made them blind himself for, because he held them accountable to know their own texts, and he told them the exact day that he would show up,

00:37:34.000 the exact specifications that he would fulfill, and they still didn't recognize him.

00:37:40.000 Huh.

00:37:41.000 So the Torah says that Jews will convert to Christianity?

00:37:48.000 Well, it says that they will recognize their Messiah the second time.

00:37:52.000 That's why everything, all of the people in the Bible, they always, or at least the Old Testament, all your Old Testament heroes and stuff, they basically screw it up the first time and then they make good on the second time.

00:38:08.000 So like, take for instance, Moses.

00:38:11.000 He goes and he kills one of the Egyptians who's attacking one of his people, and he thinks that they're going to take his side. 0.99

00:38:20.000 He's like, hey, I just helped you. 0.99

00:38:21.000 And they're like, who the hell are you?

00:38:23.000 Get out of here.

00:38:24.000 So then he has to go out and, you know, God talks to him and tells him, hey, you've got to go back.

00:38:29.000 Finally, they accept him that time.

00:38:31.000 Right.

00:38:32.000 It's always that same theme.

00:38:34.000 They always screw it up the first time, get it right the second time.

00:38:37.000 Interesting point.

00:38:37.000 Thanks for calling.

00:38:40.000 You know the problem with talking about the Bible is you inevitably get into the cool guy talk where Jesus says, fuck you. 1.00

00:38:47.000 And I do it all the time, too. 1.00

00:38:49.000 I'm like, so Moses says, all right, I've had enough of this shit. 0.99

00:38:52.000 And then he fucking parts a C and he saves everyone. 0.99

00:38:55.000 Everyone's like, thanks, dude. 0.99

00:38:56.000 It's like drunk history.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:57.000 We got to do that.

00:38:59.000 All right, now we're going to keep taking calls, but you got an idea.

00:39:03.000 I didn't actually cram it into half an hour, did I?

00:39:06.000 You got an idea of what this show is like.

00:39:08.000 We have many, many other facets, including sketches and a green screen where we go through videos.

00:39:14.000 But that's a rough idea on what the more newsy episodes are like, which are usually the Monday episodes.

00:39:19.000 Because on Mondays, I haven't seen you for four days, so we've got a lot to catch up on.

00:39:22.000 So this was a little teaser about what a Monday is like.

00:39:26.000 Please go to censored.tv and sign up.

00:39:30.000 And also, while you're at it, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:40:02.000 When I was young, I believed in Santa Claus.

00:40:08.000 What a good jam that is.

00:40:10.000 Das Icht ein Jam.

00:40:12.000 Justin is back.

00:40:15.000 Yes, I am here.

00:40:16.000 What's up, dude?

00:40:17.000 Hey, guys.

00:40:18.000 I'm Leia.

00:40:19.000 Sorry about that.

00:40:19.000 I don't know.

00:40:20.000 It was weird.

00:40:21.000 I might have heard the guy talking, but I couldn't.

00:40:22.000 It was our bad.

00:40:24.000 Mine.

00:40:25.000 But yeah, I just wanted to know, did you listen to Howard at all this week, man?

00:40:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:31.000 Dude, I think the Paul McCartney interview and the George Klin interview were filmed on the same day.

00:40:38.000 Because if you go to their YouTube page, they don't normally show back-to-back interviews on YouTube, but for some reason they did this week.

00:40:46.000 Not only is Howard wearing the exact same outfit and sunglasses, which, okay, I can kind of understand he kind of wears the same shit all the time, Robin is wearing the same purple blazer, but her scarves are different.

00:40:58.000 And it's clearly the same day, because for whatever reason, they won't show for all the Paul McCartney clips they put up.

00:41:06.000 You don't get to see Paul McCartney talking on Zoom.

00:41:08.000 You just hear his voice over pictures.

00:41:10.000 But you can for Cooney, and it looks like it's like kind of, the room looks weird.

00:41:14.000 But yeah.

00:41:15.000 Who cares?

00:41:15.000 I don't know.

00:41:16.000 Why is this a big deal?

00:41:17.000 He doesn't do that.

00:41:19.000 Well, because he's the most honest man on radio.

00:41:22.000 You know, he would never do that to his fans.

00:41:25.000 But how is that betraying anyone to have a show that you did two interviews in one day and you because he claimed otherwise outwardly?

00:41:36.000 Yeah, but who cares?

00:41:36.000 Yeah, because he tries to pull it off like it's live and it's happening right now.

00:41:42.000 But it just goes to show that he puts in minimal efforts for this contract that he has.

00:41:46.000 It just pisses me off.

00:41:48.000 Yeah.

00:41:49.000 Yeah, I don't think you have to go that.

00:41:51.000 You don't have to be that meticulous to find things that are annoying about Howard Stern.

00:41:56.000 The mask, I heard that George Clooney went. 0.99

00:41:59.000 George Clooney was so irritating with his, I think that we get to, we get, it's like, can you fucking speak English, you annoying celebrity? 0.99

00:42:12.000 He couldn't get one sentence out. 0.99

00:42:14.000 It was infuriating.

00:42:19.000 In a sense, British aristocrats do that?

00:42:31.000 You get a character and you can't get a bad.

00:42:33.000 And Joel Nathan called me up and said, he's kind of a hick.

00:42:35.000 And I go, well, I'm from Kentucky, man.

00:42:37.000 And he says, well, sir, let me just see if he does that real quick.

00:42:41.000 What are you saying?

00:42:41.000 One second.

00:42:42.000 No, we really want him to sound like a hick. 0.91

00:42:44.000 And I go, okay.

00:42:45.000 So I took the script and I sent a tape recorder to my uncle Jack in Kentucky.

00:42:50.000 He lives in Harrodsburg, Kentucky, you know.

00:42:52.000 And I said to him, I said, read the whole script into this tape recorder.

00:42:57.000 And I'll get you a dialect coach.

00:42:59.000 I'll get you some money and a credit point.

00:43:01.000 He's not doing it there.

00:43:02.000 I've heard him do that in regular speech, though.

00:43:04.000 Yeah.

00:43:05.000 And then George Clooney says, Stern says, give me a holiday greeting.

00:43:10.000 What should we say?

00:43:11.000 And he says, Merry Christmas.

00:43:13.000 Thanks for calling, by the way.

00:43:14.000 Merry Christmas.

00:43:15.000 Happy New Year. 1.00

00:43:16.000 And wear a fucking mask. 1.00

00:43:18.000 And then Stern goes, that's it. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:43:21.000 Wear a fucking mask. 1.00

00:43:23.000 And then they both go on a tangent about these goddamn masks. 1.00

00:43:27.000 Jesus H. Christ on a crutch. 1.00

00:43:30.000 I'm so bored of the masked police.

00:43:33.000 No masks.

00:43:34.000 That's what I say.

00:43:35.000 I'm like Roberto Durant.

00:43:38.000 Nicholas. 0.97

00:43:40.000 What's up, Nick, the prick? 0.92

00:43:42.000 Hey, guys. 0.96

00:43:43.000 Hey, dude.

00:43:46.000 So I got a great idea for the show.

00:43:49.000 There's this funny TikTok.

00:43:52.000 Pardon?

00:43:53.000 He thinks he's mind-blowing, and he makes a crazy face like he's a joker.

00:43:58.000 You guys should definitely throw it in the show.

00:43:59.000 Have people send in them making joker faces.

00:44:02.000 It could be a big segment, you know?

00:44:04.000 That's pretty interesting.

00:44:06.000 Yeah, thank you for calling.

00:44:07.000 I appreciate that.

00:44:08.000 We're getting a lot of great suggestions these days.

00:44:11.000 One of them I didn't read out the other day was someone telling us to check out the Sleaford mods. 0.96

00:44:15.000 Like we haven't talked about them 9 billion fucking times on the show. 0.97

00:44:20.000 Angry Foreigner. 1.00

00:44:21.000 You know that dude?

00:44:22.000 Yeah.

00:44:23.000 He emailed me and he goes, I'm not sure I can do a Sveedish accent, but he says, hey, Gavin, you should check out a comedian named Ryan Long.

00:44:32.000 He is really good and he does amazing, funny sketches that is right up your alley.

00:44:37.000 And I'm like, dude, do you watch the show?

00:44:40.000 No, well, you guys don't accept PayPal.

00:44:42.000 So in Sweden here, that's what we use, so I can't watch it.

00:44:45.000 Well, maybe don't tell someone what to have on a show if you haven't looked it up.

00:44:50.000 Another guy told me I should check out Adam Corolla.

00:44:54.000 You ever hear of him? 0.99

00:44:56.000 That weird esoteric fucking podcaster? 0.99

00:45:00.000 And I should try to get on his show. 0.99

00:45:02.000 Okay, why don't I get in a time machine and I'll be on his show about 10 years ago. 0.99

00:45:10.000 Fucking Jesus. 0.98

00:45:12.000 Alright, I started drawing Mad Max, but it was coming out as like too cool. 1.00

00:45:18.000 Like I thought he was hot. 0.82

00:45:20.000 Maybe if I do a goofy, shitty Mad Max, it'll be a little funnier. 0.98

00:45:25.000 Next call. 0.98

00:45:29.000 Patrick.

00:45:32.000 Hey, hey guys, how you doing?

00:45:34.000 Good.

00:45:34.000 How are you, sir?

00:45:35.000 Are you a cop?

00:45:37.000 Nah, man.

00:45:38.000 Proud of your boy, though, from Portland, Maine.

00:45:39.000 How you doing?

00:45:40.000 Oh, Portland.

00:45:41.000 Oh, Portland, Maine.

00:45:42.000 I'm good.

00:45:43.000 I'm good.

00:45:44.000 How are you?

00:45:46.000 Good. 0.98

00:45:46.000 Not the shitty Portland. 0.98

00:45:47.000 Portland, Oregon is actually named after Portland, Maine. 0.95

00:45:49.000 But I just called in to talk about social media and its future maybe with conservatives because right now you have Dan Bongino.

00:45:59.000 He's really pushing hard on Parlor and Rumble.

00:46:02.000 And in the past, you've had things like this, like try to get started.

00:46:06.000 It's kind of fallen flat.

00:46:07.000 I can't even think of their names.

00:46:08.000 It was so obscure.

00:46:09.000 But you've had kind of, you know, stuff like that.

00:46:13.000 You know what I mean?

00:46:14.000 Like, maybe it's built down, but nobody used it.

00:46:16.000 Never stuck.

00:46:17.000 I like Parlor.

00:46:19.000 Had really tried Rumble.

00:46:20.000 But do you think that there's a future for maybe banking, other stuff like that, that people like you and Laura Loomer have been banned off of?

00:46:29.000 Do you think there's anything like that in the future at all on the horizon?

00:46:32.000 I just maybe thought what maybe you think.

00:46:35.000 Yeah, well, that's what I'm learning while we explore new payment processes.

00:46:38.000 It's amazing how many there are.

00:46:40.000 And they're not that expensive.

00:46:43.000 They're a little bit, they're more than Stripe.

00:46:45.000 Everything is more than Stripe.

00:46:46.000 But porn, CBD, cannabis people, they've had to find solutions to this a long time ago.

00:46:54.000 That's the beauty of the free market, is that it figures things out. 0.95

00:46:58.000 So I would argue that capitalism finds out ways around all this other shit, like finding new banking, that kind of stuff.

00:47:07.000 But the social media, the narrative is a much trickier thing to correct because they deal in propaganda and the free market deals in facts. 0.84

00:47:21.000 And I think also there's not as big of a market.

00:47:23.000 I mean, you see like these TikTok, for instance, almost nobody that I hang out with or even associate with who would ever vote conservative uses TikTok.

00:47:33.000 And that's just anecdotal, of course.

00:47:34.000 But I mean, I don't think there's as much of a push for people like, you know, me or maybe even you to use things like Instagram and think I like using it, but like, you know, maybe conservatives aren't as into it.

00:47:45.000 Yeah, it's not really that important as we're not willing to fight for it.

00:47:48.000 But payment processors, you know, I talked to Laura Loomer the other day, and she has a complete opposite attitude. 0.99

00:47:53.000 She's like, we're fucked. 0.99

00:47:55.000 She goes, when Biden gets in, Proud Boys are going to be a terrorist organization. 1.00

00:47:59.000 You're going to jail.

00:48:00.000 I'm going to jail.

00:48:01.000 Everything's over. 0.99

00:48:02.000 We're all going to die.

00:48:03.000 Wham.

00:48:04.000 And maybe she's right, but I don't think so.

00:48:08.000 I just think, I think the hopeless, the ship that sailed as far as America goes is the narrative.

00:48:14.000 If you're a Nazi to them, you'll always be a Nazi.

00:48:17.000 There's nothing you can do to fix it. 1.00

00:48:19.000 So fuck it. 1.00

00:48:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:21.000 All right, buddy, thanks for calling. 1.00

00:48:23.000 Yeah.

00:48:24.000 Speaking of TikTok, you know who's blowing up on TikTok?

00:48:26.000 By the way, did you record those first two callers, their numbers?

00:48:30.000 I can get them in there.

00:48:31.000 So you forgot again.

00:48:32.000 Yes.

00:48:34.000 Because we had audio issues. 0.98

00:48:37.000 This guy's got a million motherfucking TikTok followers. 0.94

00:48:41.000 Our very own punk rock patriot, Jonathan Morandi. 0.98

00:48:45.000 A million TikTok followers.

00:48:46.000 Yes.

00:48:48.000 Wow.

00:48:48.000 Yeah.

00:48:50.000 Pretty fucking interested. 0.98

00:48:54.000 Jennifer. 0.98

00:48:56.000 Hello, Jennifer.

00:48:57.000 Hey, guys.

00:48:57.000 How are you?

00:48:58.000 Good.

00:48:58.000 How are you, Jen?

00:49:01.000 I'm good.

00:49:03.000 So I'm from Memphis and MLK, you know, he was shot at the Lorain Motel.

00:49:14.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:49:15.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

00:49:16.000 Great.

00:49:18.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:49:19.000 So after, a little while after he died, they decided to convert it to the Civil Rights Museum.

00:49:28.000 But first they had to evict all the homeless people that they had allowed to live there. 0.98

00:49:36.000 So everyone left.

00:49:37.000 Everyone left except for one lady named Jacqueline Smith. 1.00

00:49:43.000 They basically had to grab her and forcibly threw her out with all of her stuff. 0.98

00:49:50.000 Wouldn't that be funny if they had to shoot her? 0.98

00:49:57.000 Okay. 0.94

00:49:58.000 So this was, I guess, probably 30 years ago.

00:50:05.000 I was in second grade on a field trip going to the zoo.

00:50:09.000 And the teacher's like, okay, so to your left, you'll find a protester named Jacqueline Smith. 0.99

00:50:15.000 And I went through everything that you just said, or that I just told you.

00:50:20.000 And they said she felt like Martin Luther King would not want it this way, that he would want, you know, to still provide housing for homeless people.

00:50:33.000 So she set up a table to protest and put signs and everything. 1.00

00:50:37.000 This is right outside of it.

00:50:40.000 And she stayed there.

00:50:42.000 Gavin, she is still there.

00:50:45.000 Really?

00:50:47.000 Yes.

00:50:48.000 30 years later, she is still there.

00:50:51.000 No, no.

00:50:52.000 Across the street.

00:50:53.000 Martin Luther King was shot 50 years ago.

00:50:58.000 No, no, no.

00:50:59.000 I'm saying this is when she started protesting.

00:51:03.000 They didn't convert it to the Civil Rights Museum until a while after.

00:51:08.000 Oh, I see.

00:51:09.000 Okay.

00:51:10.000 So she's been there for 30 years protesting this?

00:51:15.000 30 years.

00:51:20.000 And she's got all these signs and everything.

00:51:23.000 In fact, you can even Google MapIt and she's just right there with her signs.

00:51:30.000 She stays there all day.

00:51:32.000 They say that an unknown friend or something that no one knows about is where she goes to shower and, I guess, sleep.

00:51:42.000 But yep, 30 years later.

00:51:44.000 Wow, that's great.

00:51:46.000 Good story.

00:51:46.000 Thanks for calling.

00:51:49.000 Lady still protesting. 0.94

00:51:51.000 The Civil Rights Museum. 0.83

00:51:52.000 I assume she's black. 1.00

00:51:55.000 She's probably nuts, right? 0.99

00:51:57.000 So for those two first callers, just email me because I just take the number and I ask you for your email or your shipping stuff.

00:52:04.000 So just ryan at censor.tv and send your shipping info.

00:52:07.000 So you're saying that you lost their numbers now?

00:52:10.000 Correct. 1.00

00:52:11.000 Wow, you really fucked up. 0.99

00:52:12.000 But the funny thing about it is, I reminded you right before we started taking calls and said, don't forget, we got two callers here. 1.00

00:52:18.000 They get these prizes.

00:52:20.000 I know.

00:52:21.000 Them not being able to hear us really threw me off.

00:52:24.000 Well, my point is you're pretty easily thrown off.

00:52:28.000 I guess that's a light push into the off area, just not having communication with the callers, but it's weird.

00:52:36.000 Alan, agree.

00:52:38.000 Oh, he just dropped.

00:52:40.000 We got Louise.

00:52:43.000 Louise or Louis?

00:52:44.000 Oral Say.

00:52:46.000 Orale.

00:52:47.000 Orole.

00:52:49.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:52:50.000 How you doing?

00:52:51.000 Good.

00:52:51.000 How are you?

00:52:54.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:52:55.000 Last week he called me.

00:52:56.000 Pretty good guy, dude.

00:52:58.000 That got to my heart.

00:52:59.000 It got to my heart.

00:53:00.000 Right on.

00:53:04.000 I just sent you guys three growth babes to the mailbag. 0.94

00:53:09.000 I think these are pretty interesting three.

00:53:12.000 So maybe you guys want to check them out.

00:53:14.000 We'll turn out, yo.

00:53:16.000 Wait, what's the three growth bags?

00:53:19.000 Gross babes. 1.00

00:53:20.000 Gross babes. 1.00

00:53:21.000 Gross babes. 1.00

00:53:22.000 Gross babes. 1.00

00:53:22.000 You know, yeah. 1.00

00:53:23.000 You know, so you guys could, you know, analyze and assess, see what's going on.

00:53:28.000 I think these are pretty cool.

00:53:29.000 Like, they're, I don't know, gross babes, you know? 1.00

00:53:32.000 Gotcha. 0.88

00:53:32.000 Okay, thanks for calling. 0.88

00:53:34.000 We'll check them out.

00:53:35.000 You know, I was thinking about this today.

00:53:37.000 We were talking about how, or I was talking about how Katy Perry has no sex appeal and Lady Gaga is the same way.

00:53:43.000 And I have no idea why because they're both clearly beautiful women. 0.99

00:53:47.000 But then I was like, well, who would you think doesn't have sex appeal and is a fucking barn burner? 0.99

00:53:54.000 And there's this chick who's suing the Daily Beast. 1.00

00:54:00.000 Yeah, she's suing the Daily Beast. 0.98

00:54:02.000 She's blonde. 1.00

00:54:03.000 She's got a real aristocrat kind of Connecticut name. 0.94

00:54:06.000 And she is, I don't know, she's not that hot. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Like she's hot, but she's like a normal seven. 1.00

00:54:14.000 But there's just something about her that is so sizzling hot.

00:54:18.000 Sizzling.

00:54:19.000 This one?

00:54:21.000 Yeah.

00:54:22.000 What's her name?

00:54:27.000 Carson Griffith.

00:54:28.000 Google image Carson Griffith.

00:54:31.000 She's probably old, probably like 39 or something, which is old as far as, you know, young women go. 0.78

00:54:39.000 She's a young.

00:54:41.000 Look.

00:54:42.000 Oh, I remember you, brother.

00:54:43.000 Yeah, remember her?

00:54:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:44.000 Like, look at her there.

00:54:45.000 She's kind of fat. 0.99

00:54:48.000 And you're just like, I would smash that to smithereens. 0.99

00:54:52.000 That would be like, I need a hotel.

00:54:54.000 I need a bag of Coke in a hotel.

00:54:56.000 This is going to take two days.

00:54:58.000 I don't want to clean up that area.

00:54:59.000 I just want to leave it when it's finished.

00:55:01.000 Yeah.

00:55:02.000 Like, that's a lot of work to do.

00:55:06.000 That's a real fixer-upper.

00:55:08.000 Meaning, not that she needs repaired, but I would be hard at work for 48 hours on that. 0.96

00:55:13.000 Anyway, let's look up his gross babe. 1.00

00:55:16.000 All right. 0.98

00:55:16.000 Coming in at number one. 0.98

00:55:18.000 Terrible drawing of Mad Max.

00:55:20.000 Q Wang. 0.69

00:55:23.000 Tennis player.

00:55:24.000 Q Wang. 0.69

00:55:25.000 Let's have a look at her. 0.97

00:55:26.000 We know Ryan's not big on the Asians.

00:55:30.000 I'm not really seeing much of her face.

00:55:31.000 Like, she's...

00:55:33.000 This isn't really representational.

00:55:35.000 Can we see her normal? 0.95

00:55:37.000 Okay.

00:55:38.000 That looks like a normal face.

00:55:40.000 Here's a regular normal.

00:55:43.000 I mean...

00:55:44.000 I don't think gross.

00:55:45.000 I mean, the gross has to...

00:55:46.000 There has to be some gross parts of it. 0.96

00:55:48.000 Yeah, she's just kind of dull. 0.90

00:55:49.000 I don't know.

00:55:50.000 I don't see a lot of zing in there.

00:55:52.000 Like a CBD. 0.70

00:55:52.000 My previous babe was a gross babe. 0.70

00:55:55.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:55:56.000 This is like a dude.

00:55:57.000 So sorry, that's a no.

00:55:59.000 Grammar and spelling are important.

00:56:01.000 Number two.

00:56:01.000 But if you want to write essays that inspire, messages that forge brighter connections, and emails that you're going to be able to do.

00:56:10.000 They're plain.

00:56:11.000 She's a five. 0.93

00:56:12.000 God, dude, you're really into margarine.

00:56:14.000 You're talking about just like plain babes. 1.00

00:56:16.000 And who's this?

00:56:17.000 Suzanne Santo. 0.99

00:56:19.000 You're a five-monger. 1.00

00:56:21.000 All right, that's enough. 0.99

00:56:22.000 Five monger. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Next.

00:56:23.000 Yeah, there's no gross in this part.

00:56:26.000 Boo.

00:56:27.000 Boo.

00:56:28.000 Waste of time.

00:56:29.000 Okay, Maggot or Magadou?

00:56:31.000 Magaju, I learned.

00:56:33.000 Magajou.

00:56:36.000 Ryan, you get mad credits for that. 0.99

00:56:40.000 I'm not going to shit on you right now. 0.98

00:56:43.000 Hey, Gavin McDicklis. 0.93

00:56:44.000 How you doing, bro?

00:56:45.000 I'm good.

00:56:45.000 How are you?

00:56:48.000 I'm good.

00:56:49.000 So I was going to talk about how we should cheat, but I want to address the dickhead who called in about evangelical shit and why all the Jews are going to burn and convert or whatever. 1.00

00:57:06.000 Yeah, fuck him. 1.00

00:57:09.000 Like, I don't want to sound like a choosing bear because, you know, we don't have a lot of allies, but like, bro, you're not that different from the radical Islamists if you're like, all this apocalypse and death is going to convince you to join a religion. 1.00

00:57:24.000 You're just like a faggot. 1.00

00:57:27.000 But what about what he said about the Torah saying that? 1.00

00:57:34.000 I think that's not true.

00:57:37.000 Like, I used to go to a temple, and there's nothing that indicates that there's going to be an apocalypse and all that jazz.

00:57:49.000 I think that's pretty made up. 0.98

00:57:53.000 Or maybe they're misinterpreting some shit, but hey, he's entitled to his beliefs. 1.00

00:57:57.000 I just think it's pretty retarded. 1.00

00:58:00.000 Do you think that Jews are the most persecuted people in the world, though? 0.99

00:58:05.000 Or they're very prosecuted, more so than Christians. 0.99

00:58:07.000 Prosecuted?

00:58:08.000 Persecuted. 0.98

00:58:09.000 Jews are more persecuted than Christians. 0.97

00:58:13.000 No. 0.99

00:58:14.000 I gotcha.

00:58:16.000 I don't think it's a contest.

00:58:18.000 I think it depends on.

00:58:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:21.000 It depends on the era.

00:58:23.000 It depends in which area.

00:58:25.000 True.

00:58:26.000 There's no word for anti-Christian thing, but there's anti-Semitism.

00:58:31.000 So here's a joke.

00:58:33.000 So it wouldn't be the worst thing to convert to Christianity. 0.83

00:58:35.000 He might get an easier deal. 0.99

00:58:37.000 No, Christians are getting killed. 1.00

00:58:39.000 I think 200 Christians get killed every day. 0.98

00:58:41.000 I'm not like sensitive about folks.

00:58:43.000 That's no big deal.

00:58:44.000 I'm not saying, oh, Christians are more persecuted or Jews are more persecuted. 0.99

00:58:48.000 Like, I don't give a shit about that. 1.00

00:58:50.000 Like, I agree Christians in the Middle East, like, Hops and shit, are absolutely being persecuted and it's horrible. 1.00

00:58:56.000 As a Jew, I stand with them. 1.00

00:58:58.000 We should unite.

00:58:59.000 But, like, don't try to convert me. 1.00

00:59:01.000 I think that's stupid. 0.98

00:59:02.000 I don't think that, like, helps anyone. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 All right.

00:59:04.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

00:59:09.000 This sucks. 0.98

00:59:10.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:59:11.000 I'm crumpling it up. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:59:17.000 Shitballs. 1.00

00:59:20.000 Mike Port. 0.99

00:59:24.000 Oh.

00:59:26.000 It's actually port.

00:59:30.000 Is there a way you could.

00:59:32.000 It sounds like you're covering your phone or something, or it's a little muffled.

00:59:36.000 Is there any way to fix that?

00:59:38.000 Any better?

00:59:40.000 It sounds like you're calling us from an orange.

00:59:43.000 Yes.

00:59:44.000 But like a non-ripe orange.

00:59:46.000 Yeah.

00:59:47.000 That's better.

00:59:48.000 My phone's so fast.

00:59:49.000 It's too cheap to buy a new one.

00:59:52.000 Sounds perfect.

00:59:54.000 Okay, perfect.

00:59:55.000 So I just wanted to thank you, Gavin, for asking the question of why are farts so loud?

01:00:06.000 Oh, good.

01:00:06.000 Because it ate up my whole afternoon with hilarity.

01:00:12.000 So apparently, the faster air moves down to your asshole. 1.00

01:00:21.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:00:22.000 Stop, stop.

01:00:23.000 Where was this discovered?

01:00:24.000 You were in a science class or something?

01:00:27.000 Stop.

01:00:29.000 Where was all this discussed?

01:00:33.000 No, no, no.

01:00:34.000 I looked all this up.

01:00:35.000 I was looking at articles all day about why farts.

01:00:40.000 A rabbit hole about the police.

01:00:43.000 Oh my God.

01:00:44.000 The biggest rabbit hole ever.

01:00:49.000 So they were saying, actually, so if you're bending over, your farts are going to be lower notes. 0.98

01:00:57.000 And if you're like, you were squeezing your anus together, it would be higher. 0.99

01:01:04.000 So that got me thinking, hey, it's basically an instrument, right? 0.99

01:01:11.000 Could you not train your butthole to like form fire and rain or something like that? 0.98

01:01:17.000 Fire and rain. 0.99

01:01:18.000 You know?

01:01:19.000 Yeah.

01:01:20.000 Yeah.

01:01:21.000 And so that got me on to several different things.

01:01:27.000 I think here in about, I'd say it's probably two or three months. 0.99

01:01:36.000 What I want to do is I want to call back for two or three months and play some songs on my asshole, if you would allow me. 0.98

01:01:46.000 Okay, permission granted. 0.98

01:01:47.000 Thank you for calling.

01:01:48.000 This is a thing people do.

01:01:50.000 They always say they're going to do a thing, you know?

01:01:53.000 You got to follow through.

01:01:54.000 And it's like, just do the thing.

01:01:56.000 Like, I can't tell you from Vice Days and everything, how many times people pitched me a column.

01:02:02.000 And the first column would be, hi, this is going to be a look at sex and sports.

01:02:07.000 And we're going to talk about how sexuality and sports are the same.

01:02:12.000 And then they'd never even do the next one.

01:02:14.000 Like, just start writing a column.

01:02:16.000 And if it starts being about mostly sex and sports, then fine, you can do that.

01:02:19.000 Don't give me a glossary. 1.00

01:02:21.000 Like, don't ask permission to write about fucking farts. 0.99

01:02:25.000 Just do it. 1.00

01:02:26.000 Yeah.

01:02:27.000 Look up Mr. Methane, too.

01:02:29.000 He was on the Stern Show for inspiration.

01:02:33.000 Wyatt?

01:02:36.000 What's up, guys?

01:02:38.000 Hey, guys.

01:02:39.000 What's going on, guys?

01:02:43.000 Nothing much, guys.

01:02:45.000 Hey, um, I wanted to talk about, you know, secession, basically.

01:02:52.000 Should we do it?

01:02:54.000 I mean, I don't know if it would be legally possible because either you'd have to have all the states agree to it, or you'd basically just have to create revolution.

01:03:06.000 I'm going to go.

01:03:08.000 But that's the only real, those are the only two ways.

01:03:12.000 But you have to look at Texas history, for example.

01:03:15.000 Texas history, once they seceded, that was their darkest times in history.

01:03:22.000 Like, give me the brass tax of this.

01:03:24.000 Like, how does this work?

01:03:25.000 We take guns to the streets and we build our own chazz and chop and then tell cops they can't come in? 0.99

01:03:36.000 Well, I mean, it would be virtually just like any other state.

01:03:40.000 So, I mean, Texas, like, I live in Texas, so I'll just make Texas as an example.

01:03:46.000 And so Texas would basically have to, like I said, ask permission from the actual United States, every single state, all the other 49 states, I'm pretty sure.

01:03:58.000 Okay, so first we have to...

01:04:00.000 Chad, you young people and your hypotheticals, it's just so far from reality.

01:04:04.000 So first we have to get the Texas politicians on board and say, can you ask formal permission to secede?

01:04:12.000 And then we see if they're willing to do it?

01:04:16.000 Like, how does this work?

01:04:17.000 Pretty much, yeah.

01:04:19.000 Okay.

01:04:19.000 Yeah, legal, that's, that's illegally.

01:04:22.000 Okay, how do you illegally secede?

01:04:27.000 What?

01:04:28.000 How do you illegally secede?

01:04:30.000 Like, how does it work?

01:04:32.000 Revolution would be the...

01:04:34.000 Yeah, that's just a word, though.

01:04:35.000 Like, how does it work?

01:04:38.000 You'd have to get every Texan to expand the borders.

01:04:41.000 Yeah, you would have to get...

01:04:42.000 You have to have to take over the...

01:04:43.000 Yeah, you'd have to take over the government.

01:04:45.000 Then you'd have people in Texas that might not want to.

01:04:48.000 You're taking over the American government or the Texas government?

01:04:53.000 Well, then they did it in 1861 when...

01:04:56.000 What was the population then, though?

01:04:58.000 Yeah, on February 5.

01:04:59.000 They did it On February 1st, 1861, when they formed the union.

01:05:03.000 Tiny population with no structure.

01:05:05.000 So it was building a country from scratch, basically.

01:05:10.000 There wasn't really much there.

01:05:12.000 But now we've got a lot there.

01:05:14.000 Yes.

01:05:16.000 Correct.

01:05:16.000 So, how is that dismantling?

01:05:18.000 I mean, it's a lot easier said than done.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, that's my point.

01:05:21.000 I honestly think.

01:05:23.000 Oh, and I've seen a number.

01:05:25.000 I love talking to kids.

01:05:29.000 It's an interesting concept there, but it seems impossible, right?

01:05:33.000 Well, this is a great, that's a great song by Krass, Bloody Revolutions.

01:05:41.000 Where Zyklon B succeeded, North Sea Gas Will Fail.

01:05:44.000 Saying, like, who, okay, now that we've had the revolution, who's paying for this?

01:05:51.000 Like, who handles the oil?

01:05:52.000 Who handles the jobs? 0.72

01:05:54.000 You see these communists fantasize about what their job will be after the revolution.

01:05:58.000 Like, I want to design uniforms.

01:06:03.000 Anyway, next call.

01:06:07.000 Having a hard time finding the population at the time there.

01:06:10.000 It's on my chart.

01:06:12.000 Oh, the population of, but no, of Texas in 1861.

01:06:18.000 You're having a really hard time finding that.

01:06:20.000 James Coke Stories.

01:06:21.000 It says population.

01:06:22.000 Just go population Texas data.

01:06:24.000 600,000 total.

01:06:26.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

01:06:28.000 But there's free and then there's slaves, and then that number's broken down, so it's hard to tell who would actually matter in that.

01:06:37.000 James Coke Stories.

01:06:41.000 James Melville Fennon, reporting for duty.

01:06:44.000 Can you hear me all right?

01:06:45.000 I'm grateful for your service.

01:06:46.000 Thank you very much.

01:06:47.000 You're my favorite bedwetter, and you've convinced me not to drunk broadcast anymore.

01:06:54.000 Bless me, Father Felch of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:06:58.000 Dude, you're one of my favorite storytellers.

01:07:01.000 Even Gay Voice Gavin from Deaths of Cool tells great stories.

01:07:05.000 So I have a selfish request.

01:07:07.000 I hope others will enjoy it.

01:07:09.000 But not the story of throwing bags out of a boat in Costa Rica, but like true cocaine bender war stories, like, you know, we're so high this one time, blah, blah, blah. 0.81

01:07:21.000 I think Death of Cool, you get into that quite a bit.

01:07:23.000 And like you said, you're one of my favorite storytellers.

01:07:27.000 So I'd love to hear some of war stories of, you know, the legend when you used to partake, if you don't know, I don't know.

01:07:36.000 But Ryan, if you're able to get to your team, thank you for calling.

01:07:42.000 Thank you for calling.

01:07:44.000 I hope that's not a real vet, and I just shut him up.

01:07:46.000 Oh, it's Jim.

01:07:48.000 Okay, let's Jim Fannin.

01:07:50.000 Let's take Jim up on his offer.

01:07:52.000 So it's Costa Rica at the time.

01:07:55.000 The house we had was in Montezuma, which was called Coca Rica Montefuma.

01:08:01.000 That's how much drugs there were.

01:08:03.000 That's probably why we bought a place there.

01:08:07.000 And so there's tons of pot going around, and it wasn't easy to get laid there. 0.99

01:08:11.000 It was a surf town that was, unless, like if you're rich, you can take a prop plane to Tambor and then, or Tamarindo or something, and then drive down.

01:08:22.000 And that's not the worst thing in the world.

01:08:24.000 But you need hundreds of dollars to get there fast.

01:08:26.000 Most people who are young, our age, would take the bus and then the ferry and the bus. 0.90

01:08:31.000 It takes like a fucking day and a half sometimes to go what is really just like 50 miles because it's in a peninsula. 1.00

01:08:39.000 It's a real pain in the ass. 0.99

01:08:40.000 Anyway, so 99% of the people there are surfer dudes. 0.99

01:08:44.000 So it was very hard to get chicks.

01:08:46.000 So one year there were these two girls there. 1.00

01:08:49.000 There were Canadian girls. 0.80

01:08:51.000 So I had traction.

01:08:52.000 And me and this other dude, Robbie, were working on them.

01:08:57.000 But they weren't interested in him. 0.95

01:08:59.000 He was too old and fat.

01:09:00.000 And they knew who I was. 0.90

01:09:02.000 So I had a chance for a threesome here.

01:09:04.000 And then I think he said he wanted to come watch.

01:09:07.000 And I was like, no, no, we're not doing that.

01:09:09.000 Anyway, so we're on our way there and we're on the beach and she smokes a joint. 1.00

01:09:19.000 So I take, she smokes the joint, she starts feeling really bad and then she goes, I'm having a panic attack.

01:09:27.000 And this British guy goes, it's all right.

01:09:30.000 It's all right.

01:09:31.000 You're having a white tea.

01:09:32.000 You're just having a white tea, which I guess means so pale.

01:09:36.000 So I thought she was kind of exaggerating, and she was just trying to get me to go to her hotel room without the chick because she wasn't interested in a threesome. 1.00

01:09:44.000 I know threesome is a lot to ask for.

01:09:45.000 I'm going to have anyone's dog for a bone. 0.99

01:09:47.000 So we go.

01:09:48.000 So I go, here, I'll take her back to a room and then I'll come meet you guys in a sec.

01:09:51.000 I just got to escort her back to the room.

01:09:54.000 So I take her back to her room and the door closes.

01:09:58.000 And we're in like a weird little cabin that's open to above.

01:10:02.000 So like I could take a pebble and I could, there's obviously a roof, but I could throw a pebble into the next cabin, I guess for ventilation or something.

01:10:12.000 So she's, we get in there and I start taking my clothes off.

01:10:15.000 I make out with her bit and she goes, stop, stop. 0.96

01:10:17.000 I think someone's trying to kill us. 1.00

01:10:19.000 And then I realize, oh my fucking God. 0.99

01:10:24.000 And we're high of our minds on Coke and pot. 0.99

01:10:27.000 And I go, it wasn't an act.

01:10:29.000 This is a genuine panic attack.

01:10:31.000 She's freaking out.

01:10:33.000 I'm not getting late tonight.

01:10:34.000 So I lie with her.

01:10:35.000 It's like probably three or four in the morning at this point.

01:10:38.000 And then she's like, what was that?

01:10:40.000 What was that?

01:10:40.000 And I go, calm down.

01:10:42.000 Nothing's wrong.

01:10:43.000 We're going to be okay.

01:10:45.000 That door locks.

01:10:46.000 And then we start hearing maybe like an hour later.

01:10:49.000 She's freaking out, by the way.

01:10:51.000 Still there.

01:10:52.000 I guess I should have just walked out, right?

01:10:55.000 I can't remember why I didn't leave.

01:10:57.000 But we hear like, and she goes, that's a butterfly knife. 0.99

01:11:05.000 And I could tell it was the belt buckle of a guy in the next room fucking a girl. 0.99

01:11:10.000 And his belt buckle was jangling because he didn't take his pants all the way off. 0.99

01:11:15.000 But around 4.30, I start bad tripping.

01:11:21.000 She brainwashed me.

01:11:22.000 And we used to do this on magic mushrooms in high school.

01:11:25.000 We used to say, if you start bad tripping, you're a leper, you go to the leper colony. 1.00

01:11:29.000 I mean, We'll say, Don't, we'll tell you to have some orange juice, listen to Pink Floyd, whatever, but do not stay and infect the colony, or we'll all get it.

01:11:37.000 She infected me, so then I start getting scared.

01:11:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:41.000 And I can't remember what weapon I had.

01:11:43.000 It was maybe like a penknife or something, but I'm sitting there with my penknife or my corkscrew.

01:11:49.000 Yeah, that was it.

01:11:50.000 It was a corkscrew.

01:11:51.000 I'm sitting there with my corkscrew ready for the murderer to come in.

01:11:54.000 And then we both get convinced he's not going to come in through the door.

01:11:57.000 He's going to climb over one of these walls and jump at us. 0.94

01:12:01.000 So we've got this whole plan for how like she's going to go into the bed and I'll try to stab him in the eye. 1.00

01:12:07.000 And then we're up all fucking night, ready to deal with this murderer. 0.99

01:12:14.000 Were you actually scared or you're just thinking? 0.99

01:12:16.000 By the end of the night, I was 100% on board with her and we were both about to be murdered.

01:12:23.000 And I didn't like that.

01:12:25.000 I don't want to be murdered.

01:12:27.000 So anyway, the sun comes up and she goes, the sun's up.

01:12:32.000 The sun's up.

01:12:33.000 We're okay.

01:12:35.000 Everything's fine.

01:12:36.000 Aren't you happy?

01:12:36.000 And nothing bad could happen.

01:12:37.000 Aren't you happy?

01:12:38.000 And I go, no, I'm not happy.

01:12:41.000 Because the fact that there was no murderer means we were wrong all night. 0.99

01:12:46.000 And I just stayed up all night with you shitting my pants about some fucking invisible man with a butterfly knife. 0.99

01:12:54.000 I never spoke to her again. 1.00

01:12:56.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:12:57.000 But you do get, we used to get so wastey. 1.00

01:12:59.000 There one time I was with my girlfriend who's now my wife and we've been smoking pot, doing Coke, whatever. 0.95

01:13:06.000 And I just, I go, I'm so fucking glad that bald dude left. 0.98

01:13:09.000 He was such a bummer. 0.97

01:13:11.000 And now it's just you and I and we can hang out.

01:13:13.000 And she goes, Gavin, we've been alone together all night.

01:13:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:17.000 No one's been here.

01:13:18.000 That's freaky and weird.

01:13:19.000 And I was, I knew the bald guy.

01:13:21.000 Like I could totally picture him.

01:13:23.000 And he did not exist.

01:13:24.000 That's really messed up.

01:13:26.000 And I don't like it.

01:13:28.000 And then there was another time I did get a threesome in Costa Rica.

01:13:31.000 I conflate those two stories sometimes.

01:13:33.000 And the two girls, I could tell it was their first threesome and they were not into it.

01:13:36.000 This was not a porno.

01:13:38.000 They weren't like, I'll move over here and you move over there and then we'll do this move.

01:13:42.000 You could tell this was their first kick at the can.

01:13:44.000 So I was just like pumping one and making out with her and then reaching over here and just sort of like casually fingering the other one.

01:13:51.000 He was just sort of sitting like this.

01:13:53.000 It was not just the worst threesome I've ever had.

01:13:56.000 I think it's the worst threesome that has ever had history.

01:14:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:05.000 Do you think you fell for that shit because you wanted to get laid? 1.00

01:14:08.000 Like you're... 1.00

01:14:10.000 You were susceptible to...

01:14:12.000 Or did you really believe it on your own?

01:14:14.000 I believed it on my own.

01:14:15.000 I think when you're that stoned, you know, with enough brainwashing, with enough...

01:14:21.000 What's that?

01:14:22.000 What's that sound?

01:14:23.000 You start going, yeah, what is that sound?

01:14:26.000 It's contagious.

01:14:28.000 Speaking of contagious, you ever hear Michael Frog Jackson? 1.00

01:14:35.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:14:38.000 Referencing, of course, Michael Frogg Jackson. 1.00

01:14:42.000 We have.

01:14:44.000 Mike.

01:14:47.000 Mike.

01:14:48.000 Hey, guys.

01:14:49.000 Hey, Dave.

01:14:50.000 Hello?

01:14:51.000 Hello?

01:14:54.000 Hey, I just realized that, you know, you guys get a lot of tips for things that turn out to be ancient Chinese secrets and all that. 0.94

01:15:01.000 But not everyone who calls or sends an email is a total retard. 0.99

01:15:05.000 So yesterday I sent you guys an email, and you read about one sentence of it on the show.

01:15:11.000 And I think it was because it was right after the guy who told you to check out Falling Down, that hot chip.

01:15:19.000 So your radar was already pinging. 1.00

01:15:22.000 I referenced this nigga's asshole naked. 1.00

01:15:26.000 I wasn't showing you the video of this nigga's asshole naked. 1.00

01:15:30.000 I was just referencing it. 1.00

01:15:31.000 Okay.

01:15:32.000 And so I was wondering if you could pull that email up and give it a second glance.

01:15:36.000 Okay, what was the subject again?

01:15:40.000 This is recorded.

01:15:41.000 This is the cop psychosis cop TV show.

01:15:45.000 It's a totally different clip.

01:15:48.000 It's my favorite cops video.

01:15:49.000 It was in the trailer.

01:15:51.000 I got timestamps and stuff on the email, and the guy's just his wife dropped machine.

01:15:58.000 Okay, and you've 348, I believe, is where it is.

01:16:02.000 Okay.

01:16:02.000 All right, let's check it out.

01:16:04.000 Sorry about that.

01:16:05.000 Bye.

01:16:05.000 All right.

01:16:06.000 No problem, guys.

01:16:07.000 Got it going back.

01:16:11.000 So, should we read it now?

01:16:13.000 Because we cut it off after the first thing.

01:16:16.000 Let's see.

01:16:18.000 How do I do this in a way that doesn't dox this, my lover?

01:16:21.000 I got it.

01:16:24.000 T minus 10 seconds. 0.97

01:16:27.000 10 seconds is a long ass time. 0.98

01:16:29.000 That is true. 0.96

01:16:30.000 TV land.

01:16:31.000 Why don't you just read it, you tard? 1.00

01:16:33.000 Hey, guys, I want to clue you in.

01:16:34.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:16:35.000 Start seconds in there, this out of the middle of the street.

01:16:36.000 After that, you can basically drop the needle anywhere.

01:16:38.000 But 250 to 420, a minute and 30 seconds of airtime is where the real meat is.

01:16:43.000 This guy is a human video drop machine from no tasers to I want a lawyer to this is my beliefs.

01:16:48.000 You're a police officer and I'm respecting you.

01:16:50.000 It's almost too much to choose from.

01:16:52.000 But the crown jewel of this chip, of this clip, and the part that made it into cops intro for a few seasons, 348, where he yells the most obvious lie ever and then immediately reverses himself.

01:17:01.000 I smoke some marijuana.

01:17:02.000 I'm a marijuana smoker.

01:17:04.000 To meth?

01:17:05.000 Yes, sir.

01:17:07.000 To meth?

01:17:08.000 Yes, sir.

01:17:09.000 All right, let's see it.

01:17:10.000 This better be good, by the way, because you filed an appeal here.

01:17:13.000 You're getting a retrial.

01:17:15.000 As a judge, I want this to be good.

01:17:18.000 So it looks like we're going to skip to 250, but before we do, let's see if we're skipping anything.

01:17:21.000 Anything else?

01:17:22.000 Put your hands behind your back right now.

01:17:26.000 What'd you have?

01:17:27.000 Some marijuana, sir.

01:17:28.000 You on the influence of marijuana right now?

01:17:29.000 Yes, sir.

01:17:30.000 Okay, 250.

01:17:32.000 Richard.

01:17:34.000 No, no.

01:17:35.000 You want to put it in the middle?

01:17:37.000 Sitting down.

01:18:52.000 That makes me never want to do drugs again.

01:18:55.000 All right, so that was okay, sir.

01:18:56.000 I'm not sure if it was worth the whole retrial.

01:18:58.000 I think the lawyer thing should be a drop.

01:19:01.000 What a lawyer!

01:19:03.000 That was kind of funny.

01:19:07.000 Okay, what do we got here?

01:19:08.000 Jay's calling from Texas.

01:19:13.000 Hey, you had some questions about the elector vote from yesterday? 0.98

01:19:18.000 Yeah, I can't figure out what the fuck's going on with all this stuff.

01:19:22.000 Yeah, so each party selects their own electors before the election happens. 0.98

01:19:27.000 Yes.

01:19:31.000 So in the swing states where Biden is allegedly won, the GOP went ahead and had their electors cast a vote in case court rulings come down and the judge is asking for a remedy, they can determine that,

01:19:49.000 oh, the GOP did vote for Trump.

01:19:51.000 So that's why both parties' electors voted.

01:19:57.000 That makes sense.

01:19:58.000 Okay, so we had the GOP go in there and cast votes on the off chance that the Dem Electoral College guys are rejected.

01:20:10.000 Yes.

01:20:12.000 But everyone was acting like the fact that they did that meant that Trump could contest the election now.

01:20:23.000 I don't think it really has to do specifically with Trump.

01:20:27.000 It's more the state.

01:20:28.000 It's not the Trump fight.

01:20:30.000 It's more the individual states fight.

01:20:32.000 Each state has their own lawsuits going on right now.

01:20:35.000 So if the states win their lawsuits, they have a remedy with the judge on the judge would have a remedy for his ruling as he could go with the GOP electors since they actually did cast a vote.

01:20:51.000 There wouldn't be a remedy if they didn't vote.

01:20:54.000 Okay, so it's totally and utterly meaningless.

01:21:01.000 I mean, as of right now, yeah.

01:21:03.000 If none of the lawsuits win.

01:21:06.000 Huh.

01:21:07.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:21:09.000 It's slightly clearer now.

01:21:12.000 Right now, I just don't get why everyone was so excited about it.

01:21:16.000 I think they were just wrong.

01:21:21.000 Was that the one in Michigan that they gave two different reasons why they couldn't go in?

01:21:25.000 They said, first, it was a COVID thing, and then they let the Democrat electorate.

01:21:28.000 No, that's a totally different thing.

01:21:30.000 I'm talking about the fact that they said that all these electoral voters, whatever they're called, electorates, voted for Trump, and that meant that Trump could now contest the whole election.

01:21:41.000 Oh, right, right, right.

01:21:43.000 Which didn't seem to make sense.

01:21:45.000 We got Joseph.

01:21:49.000 Hello, buddies.

01:21:50.000 What's going on, buddy?

01:21:54.000 Well, not much.

01:21:55.000 I called in last week, Lebanese guy, San Diego.

01:21:59.000 Mail yeah signs.

01:22:01.000 Anyways, this time I actually have something more of substance.

01:22:04.000 How COVID was misrepresented as justification for this, you know, the unsolicited mail-and-ballot framework thing we saw.

01:22:15.000 Okay, explain.

01:22:16.000 So I took the time to organize it.

01:22:20.000 Just bear with me.

01:22:21.000 Stop me if you have questions.

01:22:22.000 I'll be succinct, I promise.

01:22:24.000 So I decided to take a look into how they got the numbers they reported, specifically the 250,000 death toll that we heard everywhere on the news and in the debates from Camela and Biden.

01:22:41.000 And I think it comes from a place called the COVID Tracking Project, COVID Tracking Project, because it wasn't explicitly cited by CNN and all the other news stations, but every time I looked at their numbers, it matched up with what we saw on TV.

01:22:59.000 They're using the same numbers.

01:23:01.000 And so you've got to wonder how the hell did they aggregate these stats?

01:23:06.000 Because it's pretty complicated.

01:23:08.000 So I looked at the 250,000 figure, and it's a product of the COVID tracking project, which is a product itself of The Atlantic, The Atlantic publication, which I know you're familiar with.

01:23:25.000 So I looked up the leadership of The Atlantic.

01:23:28.000 The Atlantic was purchased by Steve Jobs' widow, Laureen Jobs, in 2019.

01:23:35.000 She's just basically been spending her husband's fortune on media content. 0.93

01:23:42.000 And then I looked into specifically the project, and it has like leadership, and it has all these names.

01:23:48.000 And I looked up all of them, and the majority of them are data visualization specialists.

01:23:55.000 And I looked that up.

01:23:56.000 That job is basically you take complex data and you fashion it into something digestible for the general public.

01:24:05.000 And of course, probably in a way that suits the agenda, whoever is paying for it, right?

01:24:10.000 And so I just wanted to share a few facts on this.

01:24:13.000 I don't want to sound like a weird conspiracy retard, but these are just facts, right? 0.99

01:24:18.000 So she bought it in 2019.

01:24:21.000 And in 2020, this year, she donated $500,000 to the Biden campaign. 0.99

01:24:28.000 So basically, it's some confused Widow throwing her late husband's money at shit. 0.99

01:24:32.000 She doesn't understand. 0.99

01:24:33.000 She just thinks she's being a good person. 0.95

01:24:35.000 Bezos' wife is doing the same thing, just shitting billions of dollars at charity without even looking at what it is. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Right. 0.98

01:24:44.000 So she basically got taken advantage of. 0.98

01:24:47.000 And so if you go on the COVID tracking website, what is it?

01:24:51.000 It's covidtracking.com.

01:24:53.000 It looks very official, right?

01:24:55.000 And you see they have like clearly number of cases, number of deaths, whatever.

01:25:00.000 But if you actually click through like the, you know, the references and the citations, you realize that that figure of 250, now it's like almost 300,000, includes, quote, confirmed or probable COVID-19 case diagnosis per the CSTE case definition of April approved by the CDC.

01:25:24.000 So basically that figure, the 250,000 plus figure of COVID deaths is a combination of confirmed and probable cases without distinguishing the two.

01:25:36.000 So I looked up, hey, what the fuck does probable mean?

01:25:39.000 Probable just means you don't actually have to do a test.

01:25:43.000 If the person dies and they were experiencing two of these symptoms, sore throat, chills, headache, or one of the following symptoms, a cough or difficulty breathing, whatever, you get classified as a probable COVID death and that factored into the 250,000

01:26:03.000 figure, right?

01:26:05.000 So that's just...

01:26:06.000 Everyone dying experiences those things.

01:26:10.000 Exactly.

01:26:12.000 So the last thing I'll say about this website that I think that they're using from the Atlantic is that they deliberately refuse to report on recovery statistics, recoveries, right?

01:26:25.000 And they say themselves, quote, if they were to report the recovery stats, it would result in a significant undercount of the true national number of people who have survived COVID-19.

01:26:37.000 So they have no problem using fuzzy stats to like boost up the number of deaths, but they show restraint when it comes to showing the recovery rates.

01:26:50.000 So anyways, I went down this rabbit hole, and I think it's interesting.

01:26:54.000 That's all I have.

01:26:55.000 Yeah, good work, dude.

01:26:56.000 I wasn't bored for one second there.

01:26:58.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:00.000 That sounds like sarcasm, but I'm not being sarcastic.

01:27:03.000 Yeah, wow.

01:27:05.000 That was a good little rabbit hole.

01:27:08.000 And these numbers are the things that allow them to do things like, you know, shut down all the businesses.

01:27:15.000 Well, Stern's whole thing is like, what's their motive?

01:27:18.000 Why are they lying?

01:27:19.000 It's like, their motive is money, dude.

01:27:21.000 You get more funding when there's more of a pandemic in your area.

01:27:26.000 And also, it was good for the DNC because they could do mail-in ballots. 0.84

01:27:33.000 And that's what got what enabled them to cheat so much because the DNC is really good at fucking with your ballots when they're mail-in. 0.96

01:27:46.000 Hello, war movie on Friday nights in the burbs. 0.97

01:27:50.000 Correct?

01:27:54.000 Hello.

01:27:54.000 Hey, guys.

01:27:55.000 How are you?

01:27:56.000 Good.

01:27:56.000 How are you doing?

01:27:58.000 Good, good, good.

01:27:59.000 Ryan, you're doing a great job.

01:28:00.000 Thank you so much for your service.

01:28:03.000 And I want to say that it's really important for fellow war movie vets like myself.

01:28:09.000 I actually did a tour out in Hawaii about 20 years ago.

01:28:12.000 I was an extra in Wind Talkers.

01:28:15.000 If you remember that movie with me, oh, dude, you're a way bigger vet than me.

01:28:20.000 I've only watched them.

01:28:21.000 You've been in them.

01:28:22.000 Thank you for your service.

01:28:23.000 That's a purple heart.

01:28:26.000 But the thing is, you know, there's a lot of us out here.

01:28:29.000 We're underrepresented.

01:28:30.000 And so for you to be out there, you know, talking about the cause, bringing the spotlight to guys, you know, like me that are just here sitting at home, I mean, it's a real big deal.

01:28:41.000 So love you guys.

01:28:42.000 Watch you every night.

01:28:44.000 I appreciate your service.

01:28:45.000 Ryan, you're doing a great job.

01:28:46.000 We'll talk to you all later.

01:28:47.000 Thank you, sir.

01:28:47.000 Right on, dude.

01:28:48.000 God bless.

01:28:48.000 Thank you for your service.

01:28:49.000 Thank you for my service.

01:28:56.000 We're going to go.

01:29:33.000 That gives me PTSD to watch.

01:29:36.000 I'm sure it's disturbing.

01:29:40.000 That was horrible.

01:29:41.000 Sorry to bring you back there.

01:29:45.000 My name is OK.

01:29:48.000 Well, I'll be the judge of that.

01:29:51.000 Hello?

01:29:52.000 Hello?

01:29:56.000 Good evening.

01:29:57.000 Good garden.

01:29:58.000 Good evening, yes.

01:30:01.000 Oh, okay. 0.91

01:30:03.000 Good evening to the Iggy Amin of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:30:06.000 I'm glad to be talking to you guys today. 0.99

01:30:08.000 You eat the poo-poo! 1.00

01:30:12.000 No, no poo-poo here. 1.00

01:30:14.000 And then they eat the poo-poo. 0.99

01:30:18.000 I have a question about your book, Gavin.

01:30:21.000 Ask away. 0.83

01:30:22.000 The death of cool.

01:30:24.000 So I think it was about three years ago, I read your book.

01:30:30.000 And I just want to say, I wish you would write more.

01:30:32.000 Your writing is very, very good.

01:30:36.000 But you went through a period of time in your life where the wind of ambition went really flowing and you didn't know what you were to do with your life.

01:30:52.000 My question to you is, if you were to talk to a 20-year-old who is not very sure of himself, What would you say, but still has like a drive to make something of themselves?

01:31:06.000 What would you say to that person?

01:31:08.000 Get a trade.

01:31:09.000 You need a trade.

01:31:10.000 If you are not driven and you do not have something calling you, saying you need to become an artist or a fucking ballerina, or if you don't have something calling you, which is perfectly normal, we have this weird sort of stigma on someone who doesn't have the calling,

01:31:30.000 especially if it's not creative.

01:31:32.000 Ooh, it's got to be creative.

01:31:33.000 Creativity is so important.

01:31:36.000 But if that's not calling you, then get a trade, man.

01:31:39.000 They make such great money.

01:31:41.000 They have such good times.

01:31:43.000 It's just a great life being a plumber or being a welder or something like that.

01:31:51.000 So that's my advice for you.

01:31:53.000 If you don't feel driven, then don't do it.

01:31:54.000 I always say to people, don't write if you can not write.

01:32:00.000 Don't paint if you can not paint.

01:32:03.000 The only people who should be painting are people who just can't not do it.

01:32:08.000 And so don't, you know, don't sit there waiting for this massive wind.

01:32:12.000 Just like get a trade, become an apprentice, and if a wind comes along, then ride on that.

01:32:18.000 But there's like sitting and waiting around.

01:32:20.000 And of course, another good tip I would say if you're looking for some sort of direction is to get in shape.

01:32:26.000 Like I would say becoming a bike messenger, that intense fitness you need to do that job, really gave me clarity.

01:32:33.000 Like I really started to figure out what I wanted out of life pedaling up and down the hills of Montreal in the snow.

01:32:40.000 And tree planting helped too.

01:32:42.000 But boxing every day at 50 is what's keeping me sane.

01:32:47.000 Thanks for calling.

01:32:48.000 What are these scratches on my arm?

01:32:50.000 Thank you. 0.91

01:32:50.000 Did I rape someone? 0.91

01:32:56.000 It's like some werewolf shit. 1.00

01:32:58.000 Yeah, it's all some werewolf shit. 1.00

01:32:59.000 Have I raped before? 1.00

01:33:01.000 What? 0.98

01:33:01.000 These are my drawings I've done so far. 0.98

01:33:03.000 We have John Belushi saying get fired, get in trouble and all that.

01:33:08.000 And then we just have a weird kind of a squid Illuminati guy.

01:33:13.000 Hello?

01:33:16.000 Clean your room.

01:33:17.000 Hello.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, it's like, no.

01:33:22.000 Are you there, Bucko?

01:33:24.000 Or did you eat a cracker and you're knocked out for a month?

01:33:28.000 What's up, dude?

01:33:29.000 Hello, hello.

01:33:30.000 Hi.

01:33:33.000 What's up, dude?

01:33:33.000 I'm a fireman in Colorado.

01:33:35.000 Calling in because a few of us firemen were having a little friends giving get together.

01:33:42.000 And our department found out and freezed out.

01:33:46.000 Did this whole citywide investigation?

01:33:49.000 Told us that what we did was criminal. 1.00

01:33:51.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:33:54.000 They equated it to getting like a DY. 1.00

01:33:57.000 It was crazy.

01:33:58.000 So they made all these threats.

01:34:00.000 It lasted like a month.

01:34:02.000 And then ended up just being like a verbal reprimand, no paperwork.

01:34:07.000 And so basically what I drew from that was that they can't really tell us what to do when we're not working, but they wanted to make the impression that they could.

01:34:18.000 So I was just wondering to see what you thought about that.

01:34:20.000 Proud of your boy.

01:34:22.000 Right on, buddy. 0.98

01:34:23.000 The fag zone looks like Cheetzu Sambalan. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Yeah, you know, it's funny the way they treat people who put their lives on the line to protect the rest of us, isn't it?

01:34:34.000 Like, you think you'd be a little more careful about how you talk to firemen and cops and all these other people that are soldiers that are risking their lives. 0.99

01:34:44.000 You fucking, the abuse they get. 0.98

01:34:46.000 But yeah, it sounds like you called their bluff. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Like, remember that happened with the Proud Boys in Pennsylvania where they found out one of the department heads was, or one of the firemen was a proud boy.

01:34:57.000 So they said, well, fire him.

01:34:58.000 That's a hate group. 0.99

01:34:59.000 And I don't want it to appear on my fucking files. 0.99

01:35:03.000 And they said, no, we all quit if you fire him. 0.99

01:35:07.000 They said, okay, fine.

01:35:07.000 You're all fired.

01:35:08.000 The firehouse is shut down. 1.00

01:35:11.000 Aren't people in danger now that you shut down a fucking firehouse? 0.99

01:35:16.000 But I wouldn't underestimate what they can do to you guys. 1.00

01:35:21.000 I've seen firemen get fucked for the stupidest shit. 0.99

01:35:27.000 Like, these two guys I know of, I didn't know them, but I've heard this story about these guys in Yonkers where they were done their career 20 years and they're about to retire. 1.00

01:35:40.000 They're indulging a little bit, smoking some pot once in a while, having a beer, and an HVAC unit falls on them, kills them.

01:35:49.000 Now, the good side of that is your children and your wife get awesome pensions until they die.

01:35:57.000 So you're dead, but there's a lot of money going to your family, unless you're high.

01:36:05.000 And so they ran the blood and they found weed on one and booze and a little bit of coke that was lingering.

01:36:12.000 And they got $0,000.

01:36:15.000 Not one penny.

01:36:16.000 The family didn't get a red cent. 1.00

01:36:19.000 Fucking shit for a fucking bump. 1.00

01:36:23.000 Sheesh. 1.00

01:36:25.000 We got Troy.

01:36:31.000 Troy, my boy.

01:36:33.000 Boys!

01:36:34.000 Hello, hello.

01:36:35.000 Boys.

01:36:37.000 Hello.

01:36:37.000 What's up, dude?

01:36:40.000 I waited an hour, so I'm not going to be as in-depth.

01:36:44.000 I just wanted to know what you thought about Benjamin Netanyahu, recognizing that Joe Biden is the president-elect here after Trump kind of did a lot for that guy. 0.97

01:36:58.000 Come to think of it moved the embassy to Jerusalem and kind of just stuck the Zionist dick for his entire presidency. 0.97

01:37:04.000 And this is how the Jew repaid him. 0.97

01:37:07.000 Also, Ryan, pull up 1 Thessalonians 2, verses 14 to 16.

01:37:13.000 The Jewish rebellion spirits throughout history, man.

01:37:16.000 Karl Marx, Lenin was the Jew, George Soros, and the whole brainwashing that you can't say anything regards them or you're considered anti-Semitic when Semitic is just a language group.

01:37:27.000 It means nothing to them.

01:37:29.000 Anyways, thanks.

01:37:30.000 Wait, what was it?

01:37:31.000 What was that chapter there?

01:37:34.000 Sound like he was.

01:37:34.000 1 Thessalonians chapter 2.

01:37:36.000 How do you spell that?

01:37:37.000 Verses 14 through 16.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, Thessalonians?

01:37:41.000 Yeah.

01:37:44.000 Oh, my brother.

01:37:45.000 I appreciate that you guys consider yourself Chaos, but you really need to get yourself in the Bible. 0.64

01:37:50.000 Thessalonians, T-H-E-S-S-A-L-O-N-I-A-N-S. 1.00

01:37:56.000 Everybody in the Bible, it says, is going to be done to the Lord.

01:37:59.000 It doesn't say the Jews, yes, in the end time will convert unto Christ.

01:38:03.000 But the rebellious Jewish spirit that rejected Christ, rejected Logos, rejected truth, Christ says, I am the truth, the way. 0.93

01:38:09.000 This is the Christian understanding of metaphysics.

01:38:11.000 Like when you get into deeper theology, like how you can combat atheism.

01:38:16.000 They have really no grounds for their metaphysics or reality even being, but there's a deep, intricate study in Christianity.

01:38:23.000 And the Jews, like the Jewish leadership, the same ones that control the media. 1.00

01:38:26.000 So the Jewish leadership is the Jewish diaspora, which is pros of the Jewish people.

01:38:31.000 The Jewish people aren't even necessarily like Jewish ethnically.

01:38:34.000 It's anybody who worships the media, seeing, et cetera, rejects his truth as in Christ.

01:38:40.000 But anyways, 1 Thessalonians chapter 2, 14 through 16.

01:38:44.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:38:46.000 Sound like you're not a big fan of the J's. 1.00

01:38:51.000 Doesn't he sound like that?

01:38:52.000 Yes.

01:38:53.000 Yes.

01:38:58.000 Cole.

01:39:01.000 Hey, what's going on, dudes?

01:39:04.000 Are y'all familiar with Chris Lilley's show that was on HBO in the mid-2000s called Summer Hype High?

01:39:13.000 Yeah, what's that again now?

01:39:15.000 Summer Hype High.

01:39:19.000 I remember that.

01:39:20.000 Are y'all familiar?

01:39:22.000 What of it?

01:39:25.000 Just tons of opportunities for drops to be created for the show.

01:39:29.000 And it's a good show where they weren't afraid to make jokes about being sexist or making fun of Aboriginals.

01:39:37.000 I always expect y'all to talk to me.

01:39:39.000 Oh, I remember this guy now. 0.98

01:39:40.000 It's that gay dude. 0.99

01:39:42.000 I think he's a Kiwi, actually, who does all those characters, including a black kid. 0.93

01:39:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:49.000 I remember that show.

01:39:50.000 That was a funny show.

01:39:51.000 I got to get my daughter to watch that show. 1.00

01:39:53.000 It was high quality.

01:39:55.000 All right.

01:39:55.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:56.000 Look at that.

01:39:57.000 You can get a lot of good drops.

01:39:58.000 Okie dokie. 0.99

01:40:01.000 That guy is fucking funny. 0.98

01:40:03.000 The dude who did that show. 0.98

01:40:05.000 Let's see. 0.71

01:40:06.000 I think he got in trouble, though, because one of his characters was black.

01:40:10.000 Our stuff doesn't need to be taught at school. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Canteen's crap this year. 0.99

01:40:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:40:15.000 They changed all the bad foods into the good foods. 0.99

01:40:18.000 Just taught.

01:40:20.000 Don't let you do anything.

01:40:22.000 No iPods, no phones, no hats, no undertops.

01:40:26.000 I need special history.

01:40:28.000 Yeah.

01:40:28.000 We stopped special maths after year seven.

01:40:31.000 I've been in every special class since I've gotten to high school.

01:40:36.000 I remember one excursion we got to go to this park and it had, um, what were they called?

01:40:43.000 I don't know.

01:40:43.000 I didn't go.

01:40:45.000 Oh.

01:40:47.000 That didn't even seem like acting.

01:40:48.000 Is this just like a...

01:40:49.000 I don't think you chose the right thing, dude.

01:40:51.000 Oh. 1.00

01:40:53.000 You're so dumb. 1.00

01:40:54.000 I mean, they make fun of Aboriginals and it's... 1.00

01:40:56.000 And it's fucking... 1.00

01:40:57.000 They're Australian. 1.00

01:40:58.000 Or, no, they're Australian, so the thing...

01:41:01.000 I don't know.

01:41:02.000 What?

01:41:03.000 I figured that was that.

01:41:04.000 The guy said they make fun of Aboriginals.

01:41:06.000 And I'm hearing two Aussies. 0.89

01:41:08.000 I'm thinking I got the right thing.

01:41:10.000 You've seen the show?

01:41:10.000 If that wasn't familiar, you could have told me and I could have, you know.

01:41:14.000 I don't know what the show is.

01:41:15.000 Sounds like they were doing a parody of that documentary.

01:41:18.000 Oh.

01:41:21.000 There's not a lot of stuff on this.

01:41:24.000 Was this like a 4-year-old show?

01:41:25.000 So maybe HBO takes it all off?

01:41:27.000 Maybe.

01:41:28.000 This isn't it.

01:41:28.000 Yeah, that's him.

01:41:30.000 People are class don't even care because they're doing their work and they're concentrating and it's boring and all of a sudden they get a joke and they just get a little break from their work and they get delivered. 1.00

01:41:41.000 So if that's being disruptive then fuck you. 0.99

01:41:45.000 That's not disruptive. 1.00

01:41:46.000 That's entertainment.

01:41:48.000 Let's do something.

01:41:50.000 Thank you.

01:41:55.000 Jonah, I do not use that word in your class.

01:41:57.000 Thank you.

01:41:58.000 It's an English word.

01:41:58.000 It's an English class, isn't it?

01:42:00.000 Well, Jonah there has a contract.

01:42:02.000 I got Jonah to come up with a list of promises that he thought he could fulfill in areas where he felt that he could make an improvement in himself.

01:42:10.000 So we've got behavioral microphones.

01:42:15.000 Okay.

01:42:16.000 Mark.

01:42:19.000 By the way, it's snowing outside.

01:42:21.000 Oh, hello. 1.00

01:42:22.000 Hell is a bitch getting into the city. 1.00

01:42:24.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:42:25.000 What's up, dude?

01:42:28.000 Oh, man. 0.99

01:42:29.000 I've been waiting for a fucking hour. 1.00

01:42:30.000 Holy shit, I'm like six boots deep. 1.00

01:42:32.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:42:33.000 All right, cool. 1.00

01:42:35.000 Well, shit, I don't have much to tell you other than thank you for what y'all do. 0.98

01:42:41.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:42:42.000 I drive like an hour and a half to work every day, do some blue-collar bullshit up in Northern Virginia, and y'all keep me entertained. 0.89

01:42:50.000 How do you watch the show? 0.94

01:42:51.000 Do you download it or something? 0.99

01:42:55.000 No, I run the app on my fucking Bluetooth. 0.97

01:42:57.000 And yeah, I just play it in the center console and kind of keep eye on it. 0.99

01:43:03.000 It's mostly backroads and stuff, but I look down when I need to.

01:43:08.000 And that doesn't eat up your data?

01:43:10.000 You got like an infinite data plan?

01:43:13.000 Oh, we got unlimited, so I'm good.

01:43:16.000 Good, okay.

01:43:18.000 At least I hope so.

01:43:19.000 I don't know.

01:43:20.000 I used to stay out of everybody, so it's whatever.

01:43:23.000 But what I really wanted to say was that I forgot everything I was supposed to say because I'm six beers deep.

01:43:30.000 But one thing to let any new dads out there know is that if you stir the formula instead of shaking it before you warm it up, it keeps the gas down in the baby because we got our second kid working on this here family,

01:43:45.000 you know?

01:43:46.000 So I figured I'd share that data.

01:43:48.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:43:49.000 Yeah, I know.

01:43:49.000 Blue collar workers support your brother.

01:43:52.000 Right on, dude.

01:43:53.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:43:54.000 Sorry to make you wait so long.

01:44:02.000 Is this good or I don't think this is very good now?

01:44:05.000 Is that you with like a mullet?

01:44:08.000 Oh, then he has bad.

01:44:12.000 Lucas.

01:44:14.000 Yo, can you guys hear me?

01:44:16.000 Yeah, what's up, dude?

01:44:18.000 Yo, how you doing?

01:44:19.000 So I actually called, it's been a while, but I called a few months back.

01:44:22.000 I made the best call ever to this show about the TikTok nurses.

01:44:27.000 Anyway, so I sent Gavin, or sorry, I sent Ryan an email.

01:44:33.000 I was actually, I was in DC on Saturday, and the Proud Boys, the two of them, got stabbed outside of Harry.

01:44:41.000 They were actually like two meters in front of me.

01:44:46.000 And I remember they, yeah, I actually, I, I, did I, did Ryan pull it up?

01:44:51.000 I'm the guy in the Santa hat.

01:44:53.000 I came out on the New York Post because they were calling for a medic, and I'm an EMT.

01:44:58.000 So I went there and I was treating them.

01:45:00.000 You know, I had, it was, it was crazy.

01:45:03.000 I, I, I had their basically, I was, one of the guys was a lot worse than the other. 1.00

01:45:08.000 I told the other guy, like, you're going to be fine because he was like a fat tub of shit. 1.00

01:45:13.000 He laughed. 1.00

01:45:14.000 The other guy was not doing well, though.

01:45:16.000 He was, he was all like.

01:45:18.000 You're talking about noble beards.

01:45:19.000 The guy with the big long beard?

01:45:20.000 Is that Jeremy?

01:45:21.000 Yeah.

01:45:24.000 One of the guys' names, should I dox him?

01:45:26.000 No, don't doxx him, but there was a bearded guy with the big long beard.

01:45:31.000 He was in a really bad way.

01:45:32.000 I think he just got out now.

01:45:34.000 Yeah, he was the guy.

01:45:36.000 He was the first one I treated.

01:45:38.000 And I was holding pressure and everything on him. 0.97

01:45:41.000 And the medics took fucking forever to show up. 0.81

01:45:43.000 But when they did, the worst part about everything was his wife was with him. 0.96

01:45:49.000 And they were like, because the whole area was shut off because of the protest or because of, you know, whatever's going on there.

01:45:56.000 And so she asked the medic, I'm like, can I go with you?

01:45:58.000 And he's like, no, because of COVID, we can't bring you on the ambulance.

01:46:01.000 So I said, okay, you know what, whatever.

01:46:03.000 We'll ask the cop.

01:46:04.000 Hey, cop, can I go?

01:46:05.000 No.

01:46:06.000 Hey, firefighter, can I go?

01:46:07.000 No.

01:46:08.000 So she was, you know, super like just distraught.

01:46:12.000 And thank God we had, you know, Proud Boys there.

01:46:14.000 And they're like, oh, you know what? 0.99

01:46:15.000 We'll walk you in a fucking 30 minutes to the hospital just so you don't get ganged on by Antifa. 0.99

01:46:21.000 And that just drove me crazy. 0.99

01:46:22.000 Man, I told that firefighter, listen, dude, like I do what you do.

01:46:26.000 And in this case, I would break the rules. 0.99

01:46:28.000 But it's fucking crazy, man. 1.00

01:46:30.000 This shit, let me tell you. 1.00

01:46:32.000 What was the subject of the email there? 1.00

01:46:36.000 The subject?

01:46:37.000 Oh, it was one second.

01:46:40.000 Yeah.

01:46:40.000 It was a man light.

01:46:41.000 Right.

01:46:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:42.000 That is it.

01:46:42.000 All right.

01:46:43.000 And yeah, so you want to show that up there.

01:46:46.000 And the funniest thing about all this is that I'm actually a Groiper. 0.95

01:46:50.000 I was there with the Groupers, with Nick, and everything.

01:46:53.000 So I want to make it official here.

01:46:55.000 The Groipers and Crowdboy, handshake, epic collab.

01:46:59.000 We have no beef with you guys.

01:47:01.000 It was a Groiper who saved those two dudes.

01:47:03.000 So we want to work together.

01:47:05.000 We have no bad blood with you.

01:47:07.000 And that's it, basically.

01:47:09.000 Well, what about Groipers coming up to Enrique and asking him if he supports sodomy and the Bible and stuff and starting a fight?

01:47:16.000 Yeah, they're doing like the TPUSA Charlie Kirk type trolling, and then they got beat up 30 minutes afterwards.

01:47:21.000 Those are just lone streamers.

01:47:23.000 I heard about that, but I did hear that.

01:47:25.000 Yeah, maybe those were some streamers that did that, but I did hear that there was a hit put out on Groipers by Proud Groik.

01:47:32.000 A hit is like a trend. 0.98

01:47:34.000 Not murder, but like they think we're faggots and all that stuff. 0.99

01:47:38.000 Yeah, the thing is, it's like there's a small percentage of them that do that type of I gotcha moment type thing where they try to confront and whatever. 0.97

01:47:46.000 And that just doesn't speak for all Groipers or all American first people, American First People. 1.00

01:47:50.000 But these streamers really give the whole group a bad name sometimes.

01:47:55.000 Yeah, how do you feel about Baked Alaska and getting people?

01:48:00.000 He just got arrested.

01:48:02.000 Well, yeah, Baked in Jail.

01:48:04.000 I met him a couple times.

01:48:05.000 He's a great dude.

01:48:06.000 Super high energy. 1.00

01:48:08.000 I mean, look, he's just a shit poster. 1.00

01:48:09.000 He's an IRL shit poster. 1.00

01:48:10.000 And I think if you can't take a joke or you can't take Yoba coming up to you and calling you a fag for wearing a mask, it's hilarious. 1.00

01:48:20.000 At least in my opinion, I think it is.

01:48:23.000 But I also wanted to ask, where were you guys during the DC March?

01:48:26.000 Why weren't you guys there or the previous one or anywhere?

01:48:29.000 We were at the previous one.

01:48:32.000 Oh, Gavin was not at the previous one.

01:48:34.000 Yeah, I was predisposed for legal reasons.

01:48:38.000 I can't get into it.

01:48:39.000 But yeah, I haven't been able to go to the past two ones.

01:48:44.000 But Ryan was at the one before that.

01:48:46.000 Yeah.

01:48:48.000 This one, there's a lot to do before the holidays, and it was not a...

01:48:53.000 It didn't seem like a great use of time.

01:48:55.000 Yeah, that's why.

01:48:55.000 And I need my body armor, too.

01:48:57.000 Because, yeah, and then also...

01:48:59.000 Why?

01:48:59.000 What do you mean?

01:49:01.000 Shut up, Ryan. 1.00

01:49:02.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:49:06.000 I mean, that really was a huge reason why.

01:49:07.000 Anyway, and then we had behind-the-scenes issues, too.

01:49:12.000 Yep, so just one more thing.

01:49:13.000 Groiper is proud boys, no problem.

01:49:15.000 Take care of you, guys.

01:49:16.000 Okay, bye.

01:49:17.000 That wasn't one more thing.

01:49:18.000 He'd already said that thing.

01:49:20.000 Oh.

01:49:23.000 How are we doing here?

01:49:24.000 Ten minutes.

01:49:32.000 This is one of these Groiper kids. 1.00

01:49:35.000 I don't know who the fuck this is. 0.99

01:49:36.000 Standing back. 0.99

01:49:37.000 I'm standing by.

01:49:43.000 Yeah, I'm not sure.

01:49:45.000 Where'd the hit?

01:49:52.000 We're standing back, standing by.

01:49:56.000 America first.

01:49:56.000 I told the weapon.

01:50:25.000 You would start spiritualizing the movement because without Jesus Christ, the movement is worth nothing ultimately.

01:50:30.000 Because if you're not standing for Christ, it's nothing but politics.

01:51:15.000 traditionalism has been really bad for the right, and this like pro-gay marriage stuff hasn't helped anyone, and we've sort of fractured the party by pussing out to the left, which is a good premise. 0.95

01:51:26.000 But they're also, my two beats with that is like, if you're going to be a purist, then get married, you know, do it.

01:51:35.000 Don't just talk about how other people aren't being pure enough.

01:51:39.000 And secondly, they're like, these guys need to practice fighting once in a while.

01:51:45.000 When we went to that thing, remember that America First Conference?

01:51:49.000 Yes.

01:51:50.000 And there's more black guys there, by the way, than there was at the conservative conference.

01:51:54.000 CPAC, yep.

01:51:55.000 CPAC.

01:51:55.000 AFPAC, that was it.

01:51:56.000 AFPAC had more blacks than CPAC.

01:51:59.000 It was AFBLAC, basically. 0.68

01:52:02.000 AF-LAC.

01:52:04.000 I mean, obviously proportionate to the numbers.

01:52:06.000 There was only about 100 people at the AFPAC thing.

01:52:09.000 But they found out that Jared Holt had doxed a location and everyone just went poof and scrambled.

01:52:15.000 Literally within one minute, the entire thing was gone, the car is zoom.

01:52:19.000 And I'm like, yeah, we've been doxed.

01:52:22.000 Good.

01:52:22.000 Let's stay here and kick the raft.

01:52:24.000 Unbelievable.

01:52:25.000 Yeah.

01:52:25.000 Homefield with bandits.

01:52:27.000 Unless they had a fucking tour bus full of Antifa, it would kind of maybe sort of be a challenge. 0.99

01:52:32.000 But I was like, yeah, why are you running and scared? 0.99

01:52:34.000 That's why, like, when they stream and they call it like in real life, it's like a big deal.

01:52:38.000 It's like, this is IRL.

01:52:39.000 It's like, yeah, everything is real life.

01:52:41.000 IRL.

01:52:42.000 I mean, try being me, man, and walking down the street in New York City.

01:52:46.000 That's IRL on a daily basis.

01:52:49.000 This is that scripture that guy pulled up.

01:52:51.000 So for anybody interested, Thessalonians 12 through 16, chapter 2.

01:52:59.000 Okay, that they all might be damned who believe not the truth, but had the pleasure in unrighteousness.

01:53:03.000 But we are bound to give thanks anyway to God for you, brethren, beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth, whereunto he called you by our gospel to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.

01:53:19.000 Therefore, brethren, stand fast and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word or our epistle.

01:53:27.000 Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself and God, even our Father, which hath loved us and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace.

01:53:36.000 Okay?

01:53:37.000 I don't really understand that, but fine.

01:53:42.000 Kyle.

01:53:45.000 It's loading up.

01:53:46.000 Kyle, it's loading up. 0.94

01:53:49.000 I clicked his name and it's fucking spinning away. 1.00

01:53:52.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:53:54.000 You guys are fucking gorgeous. 1.00

01:53:55.000 Oh, there you are. 0.99

01:53:56.000 Oh, you're gorgeous.

01:53:58.000 Gorgeous.

01:54:01.000 If I could put your face on a two-four and just get after it, I would.

01:54:05.000 Go for it.

01:54:06.000 Anyways, dude.

01:54:10.000 The Kinney house in Antifa, all that nonsense.

01:54:16.000 I want to send out a suggestion, not to you guys, but to that Texas playboy who, or the guy who flew down to the Wagu beef place, got some steak and flew out.

01:54:27.000 He needs to buy that house and turn it into the hard rock of Trump or something.

01:54:33.000 That's my suggestion.

01:54:34.000 Okay, thanks for your suggestion.

01:54:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:54:38.000 Peace.

01:54:40.000 And was that Kyle?

01:54:41.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 Jacob's calling about heroin.

01:54:45.000 Oh, hey, this is Jacob. 1.00

01:54:48.000 And actually, fuck, I want to talk about that idiot that was talking about secession. 1.00

01:54:52.000 It's like, dude, how are you going to get any deliveries? 1.00

01:54:54.000 So Texas succeeds. 1.00

01:54:56.000 There's motherfuckers on methadone out there. 1.00

01:54:58.000 There's people on dialysis. 1.00

01:54:59.000 I mean, dude, no, that's so fucking stupid. 0.99

01:55:03.000 But I wanted to ask you, in your experience with people, what's the best way to get off of heroin? 1.00

01:55:09.000 Is it a detox?

01:55:10.000 Is it cold turkey?

01:55:11.000 Fancy rehab?

01:55:14.000 Well, if you could afford it, I would go with fancy rehab. 0.98

01:55:18.000 But I haven't seen, I can't tell, you sound like you're trying to fuck with me like in a prank call kind of ways, so I'm not sure how to answer this. 0.98

01:55:26.000 No, no, no, no, no, not even. 0.73

01:55:29.000 My experience has been that methadone doesn't work.

01:55:33.000 Methadone, my experience has been you're hooked on methadone then for a long time.

01:55:39.000 I think you got to go cold turkey. 0.99

01:55:41.000 If you're a heroin addict and you think that you can have the odd beer once in a while, you're fucking wrong. 0.99

01:55:47.000 I cannot tell you how many junkies I know that have died from Budweiser because they have a beer and then it leads to more stuff. 0.99

01:55:53.000 The next thing you know, they're back on the junk and then they do a line or they inject the same amount they were doing when they had a high tolerance and then they OD.

01:56:03.000 So I would go, if you can afford it, expensive rehab and fugging never do anything again.

01:56:14.000 Don't smoke a cigarette.

01:56:16.000 Don't have a beer.

01:56:17.000 You're done with drugs.

01:56:19.000 You had your pup.

01:56:19.000 You're fine.

01:56:20.000 I'm going to try, bud.

01:56:21.000 What?

01:56:22.000 I'm going to try.

01:56:23.000 I'm going to try.

01:56:24.000 Are you on heroin?

01:56:29.000 Yeah? 0.61

01:56:31.000 Well, there's only one way that's going to go, and it's dead.

01:56:38.000 Yeah, I know.

01:56:39.000 I've had 12 friends die from that drug.

01:56:44.000 Can you afford rehab?

01:56:49.000 I can't.

01:56:50.000 At the moment.

01:56:51.000 I don't know.

01:56:52.000 I'm on BeniCal.

01:56:54.000 I'm in California.

01:56:54.000 Comifornia, dude.

01:56:56.000 Are you employed, though?

01:56:57.000 Do you have income?

01:57:01.000 I do currently.

01:57:02.000 That's good.

01:57:02.000 Yeah.

01:57:03.000 Wait, keep with that.

01:57:03.000 I do marketing.

01:57:04.000 I do online marketing.

01:57:06.000 So you don't leave the house to work, right?

01:57:10.000 Right.

01:57:10.000 No, not at the moment.

01:57:11.000 This COVID bullshit. 0.98

01:57:13.000 What if you try going to the gym and supplementing some of your free time with physical activity and then Jesus Christ, of course, that always helps. 0.99

01:57:21.000 If you do that already, then cool.

01:57:23.000 What's up?

01:57:25.000 Jesus Christ is king, bro.

01:57:27.000 Right on.

01:57:28.000 Yeah, that helped. 0.94

01:57:30.000 Sarouch, the guy I started vice with, if it wasn't for religion, unfortunately it was Islam, he'd definitely be dead right now. 1.00

01:57:38.000 You know, you keep praying.

01:57:39.000 And all that NA stuff is you're praying for a higher power. 0.93

01:57:43.000 There's no better higher power than God.

01:57:48.000 Right.

01:57:48.000 Well, I'm definitely in the dark getting more physical, man.

01:57:51.000 I've been in just kind of a, you know, since this COVID bullshit, I've kind of just got into a sedentary lifestyle.

01:57:59.000 Yeah, no, that's not.

01:57:59.000 You know, and then I've been dropped in about two months ago.

01:58:03.000 What kind of heroin are you doing?

01:58:04.000 Are you doing the powder or are you doing like oxies?

01:58:08.000 Oh, tar.

01:58:09.000 I smoke it.

01:58:10.000 I used to shoot it.

01:58:11.000 I used to be a street kid in San Francisco, a crust punk. 1.00

01:58:15.000 And I went through Section 8 housing and I become conservative because I lived through the fucking system, bro. 0.98

01:58:21.000 And I saw everyone taking advantage of it in San Francisco. 0.98

01:58:24.000 I used to live on Hyde and Eddie, dude.

01:58:27.000 So when you smoke it, what do you do?

01:58:30.000 I smoke smoking tar right now.

01:58:32.000 How do you smoke tar?

01:58:35.000 Off of foil.

01:58:36.000 It's chasing the dragon.

01:58:37.000 You put it in on the foil.

01:58:38.000 It's like, how do you smoke resin out of a bomb?

01:58:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:41.000 Off of foil.

01:58:43.000 Yeah, it's the same thing.

01:58:45.000 It just melts and smokes. 0.66

01:58:47.000 Dude, you're going to die.

01:58:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:58:52.000 Yeah, get physically.

01:58:54.000 For sure.

01:58:55.000 Hey, hey, I called.

01:58:56.000 I'm reaching out.

01:58:56.000 I called out to you tonight, and I really want to make a change.

01:58:59.000 So I appreciate it.

01:59:00.000 I waited on hold for an hour and a half.

01:59:02.000 I appreciate you, Rygai and Gav, a lot.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, man, you got what it takes. 0.98

01:59:07.000 You're not a fucking... 0.99

01:59:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:59:08.000 You could do it. 0.99

01:59:09.000 Oh, it's not impossible. 1.00

01:59:12.000 You're a fag and shit's all retarded. 1.00

01:59:14.000 That's the best drop you ever had. 1.00

01:59:16.000 Good night, guys.

01:59:16.000 Thank you.

01:59:17.000 Good night.

01:59:17.000 Later, man.

01:59:19.000 That might be the last time we ever hear from him.

01:59:22.000 No, he's going to be fine.

01:59:24.000 Why?

01:59:25.000 Because why not?

01:59:26.000 People have done it.

01:59:27.000 People have gotten fine.

01:59:28.000 I hate when you talk like that, Ryan.

01:59:29.000 What are you talking about?

01:59:30.000 It's just so naive.

01:59:33.000 Sure.

01:59:33.000 I mean, but you don't think there's...

01:59:34.000 I mean, your friend Sarouche exists.

01:59:36.000 Yeah, he's alive.

01:59:37.000 He's an exception.

01:59:38.000 Oh, yeah, he's the only guy.

01:59:40.000 All that, like, it's going to be fine.

01:59:41.000 Don't worry about him.

01:59:42.000 No, worry about it, but also be optimistic.

01:59:48.000 You're not a believer, my friend.

01:59:51.000 I'm not saying he's going to die.

01:59:52.000 I'm just saying.

01:59:54.000 There's only one way out.

01:59:55.000 If you keep doing it.

01:59:57.000 Yeah.

01:59:58.000 I mean, unless you're already laying.

02:00:00.000 Oh, I think we're done.

02:00:01.000 Let's do one more call.

02:00:03.000 This one turned out kind of fun.

02:00:06.000 That is awesome.

02:00:11.000 I want to put that in Photoshop and paint it.

02:00:15.000 Jesse.

02:00:17.000 Am I on?

02:00:18.000 My own?

02:00:19.000 Ooh.

02:00:20.000 What if you did a coloring book? 1.00

02:00:22.000 Shut up. 0.99

02:00:23.000 Yes, Color. 1.00

02:00:24.000 What's up?

02:00:26.000 Oh, am I on?

02:00:28.000 Yes, you're on.

02:00:30.000 Alright, yeah, so I'm Orthodox Jewish and I work in Israeli politics.

02:00:36.000 And like, don't be worried about coming to Israel.

02:00:40.000 We love tourists.

02:00:41.000 We don't care really what you think.

02:00:43.000 We like being a destination.

02:00:45.000 But all this stuff about Jesus and the Torah and stuff, it's not the case.

02:00:52.000 All that stuff's kind of written in after the fact.

02:00:57.000 We're the only ones who really study it in the original language.

02:01:01.000 And a lot of the stuff that people point to and like, oh, this predicts Jesus in Isaiah or something like that, it's mistranslated, it's lost in translation.

02:01:09.000 If you study it in the original language in the Hebrew with rabbi, that's not a conclusion you come to. 0.69

02:01:15.000 Yeah, that's just what I wanted to say because the stuff at the beginning with the guy who doesn't know what he's talking about saying in their own books, in their own books, it's just not the case.

02:01:26.000 Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

02:01:32.000 All right, buddy, thanks for calling.

02:01:34.000 I'm always down for an Orthodox Jew.

02:01:37.000 I've noticed a lot of anti-Semitism, if you could call it that, from liberal Jews. 0.65

02:01:43.000 When you mention Orthodox Jews to liberal Jews, they kind of roll their eyes.

02:01:50.000 I hadn't noticed that before.

02:01:52.000 I guess I don't talk to secular Jews about Orthodox Jews very much, but they're sort of like, oh, those. 1.00

02:01:58.000 It's almost like the way Northerners talk about Southerners.

02:02:00.000 Like, yeah, they're not really with us.

02:02:02.000 They're kind of hillbillies.

02:02:04.000 No, thank you. 0.88

02:02:06.000 Anyway, get fired.

02:02:08.000 Get in trouble.

02:02:10.000 Wait, that's kind of an abrupt ending, isn't it?

02:02:12.000 No final video?

02:02:13.000 We don't do final videos in the live shows. 1.00

02:02:15.000 You absolute fucking retard. 1.00

02:02:17.000 Why is it in the notes? 1.00

02:02:19.000 I don't know.

02:02:20.000 There's two of them.

02:02:21.000 I just figured.

02:02:22.000 Yeah.

02:02:23.000 The notes are where I put all my stuff that I want to talk about at some point.

02:02:27.000 So that's a final video for another time.

02:02:29.000 But have we ever had a final video on Wednesday?

02:02:32.000 I think so, but rarely.

02:02:34.000 No.

02:02:35.000 Only when it's in the notes.

02:02:39.000 Yeah, very exciting times coming up with Christmas.

02:02:42.000 The payment processor is slowing things down as far as the back end goes, but we'll have that worked out ideally tomorrow.

02:02:52.000 And I'm pretty excited about Christmas.

02:02:54.000 There's going to be some fun stuff.

02:02:55.000 Anyway, I guess I didn't have much to say, so I should have had an abrupt ending.

02:02:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 17, 2020

GOML LIVE #78 - MINI SUPER EP

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