Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 14, 2021


GOML LIVE #81 - KEEP FIGHTING


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2 hours and 14 minutes

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20,224

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2,139

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On this week's episode of Off The Dome, the boys talk about the latest in the Trump administration, the upcoming election, and how they're going to take down election gate. They also talk about a new segment called "Off The Dome" and how to get 20% off your first purchase when you use promo code "promo" at checkout.

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00:00:04.000 Everything is going to be everything is going to be everything is going to be a colour guys. 1.00
00:01:08.000 Keep the faith.
00:01:10.000 The Kraken is about to be released.
00:01:13.000 Oh my God, shit is about to go down in a big way.
00:01:18.000 Pence is going to be arrested and shot via firing squad.
00:01:25.000 The elites are going to be captured drinking adrenochrome.
00:01:31.000 What else is going on?
00:01:32.000 Lizard people?
00:01:33.000 Lizard people are going to fucking come out.
00:01:36.000 Trump is going to declare a state of emergency.
00:01:39.000 Baked Alaska is going to be the vice president.
00:01:42.000 Yeah, I was surprised about that.
00:01:44.000 This is a book Baked Alaska didn't write called Meme Magic that was written by someone else.
00:01:49.000 I don't think he's read this.
00:01:51.000 This was a big thing when this book came out.
00:01:54.000 When was that?
00:01:58.000 2017.
00:01:59.000 Everyone was writing books.
00:02:01.000 Lauren Southern had a book Ghost Written 4, I believe.
00:02:04.000 Don't sue me, Lauren.
00:02:06.000 But everyone was just like getting a bunch of alt-right dudes to write their books, and then they would go through it and take out the Nazi parts.
00:02:17.000 And they wrote garbage books that no one's read.
00:02:20.000 I'm in my civilian clothes.
00:02:22.000 This show is not prepared at all.
00:02:24.000 I wasn't in the mood.
00:02:26.000 My son had a birthday party.
00:02:28.000 My youngest boy was busy doing other shit.
00:02:33.000 This is off the dome.
00:02:35.000 Today is off the dome.
00:02:36.000 You're not a nice person.
00:02:38.000 You know what?
00:02:39.000 We're done with this button.
00:02:40.000 No.
00:02:42.000 Oh, okay, never mind.
00:02:43.000 I was only upset that we were done with it because I thought it was going to be thrown at me.
00:02:48.000 I'm fine with it being returned.
00:02:50.000 Yeah, I think Trump's not president anymore.
00:02:52.000 Well, he is currently.
00:02:54.000 Like, when do we stop having Election Gate on our site?
00:03:00.000 Well, he'll always be in my heart.
00:03:02.000 When do we talk...
00:03:02.000 Of course, I love the guy.
00:03:04.000 And I love more what he represents, which is the people.
00:03:07.000 But I mean, this Kraken is the lizard from Gecko at this point.
00:03:13.000 Geico.
00:03:16.000 It's over, dudes.
00:03:17.000 We lost.
00:03:18.000 Not fair and square, though.
00:03:20.000 Not fair and square.
00:03:21.000 It was cheated.
00:03:21.000 Yeah.
00:03:22.000 The election was stolen.
00:03:23.000 Got my Ted Baker flask.
00:03:25.000 They stole it fair and square.
00:03:26.000 I love that.
00:03:26.000 That's the funniest thing I've heard.
00:03:28.000 They stole it fair and square.
00:03:30.000 Stole it fair and square.
00:03:33.000 I don't know what booze is in here.
00:03:35.000 Does booze go bad?
00:03:36.000 I don't think so.
00:03:37.000 I found this in my wife's jewelry box.
00:03:41.000 And I go, what are you hiding booze now?
00:03:42.000 And she goes, no, you asshole.
00:03:44.000 You had this out in our bedroom from a ski trip or something.
00:03:49.000 And I didn't want the kids to see it.
00:03:50.000 So I hid it in my shit.
00:03:53.000 Oh, really?
00:03:54.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
00:04:01.000 The way he says bullshit, though, right?
00:04:03.000 Yeah, bullshit.
00:04:05.000 The way he times it with his arms is so good.
00:04:07.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
00:04:10.000 Bullshit.
00:04:11.000 Oh, man.
00:04:12.000 He's such a New Yorker.
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 Yeah, I mean, that was my epiphany last week where I went, yeah, my guy is not popular.
00:04:21.000 He's out.
00:04:22.000 But I'm punk, and Johnny Rotten is no longer president.
00:04:25.000 We had Johnny Rotten as president.
00:04:27.000 I get that people don't want Johnny Rotten anymore.
00:04:30.000 I get it.
00:04:31.000 You can't hang.
00:04:32.000 That's fine.
00:04:34.000 But we did have the king of punk in the White House for four years.
00:04:40.000 It's amazing how mad people get when I say this, too.
00:04:43.000 What are you doing?
00:04:44.000 You're losing faith?
00:04:47.000 Losing faith.
00:04:48.000 You know what?
00:04:49.000 Tech guys, if you're watching this, take down Election Gate. 0.88
00:04:52.000 It's over.
00:04:55.000 By the way, I think we may finally have our payment processing worked out.
00:04:59.000 I've been keeping hush-hush on it because it could end up in court.
00:05:03.000 And you know how that is with court.
00:05:04.000 You're not supposed to say anything.
00:05:08.000 But yeah, you people who have been getting billed monthly have not been being billed.
00:05:14.000 And we didn't shut down the site.
00:05:16.000 But I think we finally set it up again.
00:05:21.000 But before we talk about any of this, we should talk about our number one sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.
00:05:27.000 JohnnyApple.com.
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00:05:32.000 What do you get?
00:05:33.000 Why should you go to johnnyapple.com?
00:05:36.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:05:37.000 Maybe because of the organic tinctures that totally take the edge off your coffee.
00:05:42.000 Maybe because of the gummies that mail you out.
00:05:44.000 What I've learned from Johnny Apple, by the way, is that weed is not just THC.
00:05:49.000 There's something else magical in it.
00:05:51.000 You take out the THC, you take out the illegal shit, and there's still something magic happening.
00:05:57.000 You put the CBD on your sore muscles after a leg day on your inner thighs, and it takes the edge off.
00:06:05.000 It loses the ache.
00:06:07.000 It just seems to take the edge off of life.
00:06:10.000 The tinctures in your coffee.
00:06:11.000 The cookies mellow you out.
00:06:13.000 And you're not stoned.
00:06:15.000 You're just a different person.
00:06:17.000 You're just less.
00:06:18.000 You have less anxiety.
00:06:20.000 I actually quit coffee the past two weeks.
00:06:23.000 I noticed.
00:06:24.000 And I advise it.
00:06:27.000 Maybe as a Scotsman, I don't think we're meant to have coffee.
00:06:30.000 You're just shitting out your fucking ass all fucking morning to the tune of like seven shits. 0.86
00:06:35.000 That was vulgar.
00:06:36.000 Yeah, this is a great ad, I guess.
00:06:40.000 You're just shitting out your ass all the fucking shit. 0.96
00:06:43.000 Don't have Canadians read your ad copy then. 0.96
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00:06:57.000 Go bananas.
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00:07:07.000 No one else has been in it for the long haul.
00:07:10.000 America was in it till some chick found out. 1.00
00:07:14.000 I can't tell you how many sponsors we've had that's going great, and then a girl finds out and gets super mad. 1.00
00:07:22.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:07:24.000 Let's try to get my dad on the line, shall we?
00:07:27.000 Yeah.
00:07:28.000 Let's see if he has Skype.
00:07:30.000 Oh, I sent you.
00:07:31.000 I was on a Newsmax today.
00:07:33.000 Whoa, cool.
00:07:34.000 Whoa, cool.
00:07:35.000 I've been watching nothing but Newsmax for news and Timpool.
00:07:39.000 The guy, Chris, what's his name?
00:07:42.000 Sarcino?
00:07:46.000 He was really excited about it because he had Sebastian Gorka on.
00:07:50.000 And he's like, yes.
00:07:51.000 And they co-streamed with his radio show that's syndicated everywhere.
00:07:56.000 And I'm like, dude, you're huge.
00:07:59.000 The word on the street is Fox is done.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, they say exactly what you would want to hear from Fox News.
00:08:10.000 Yeah, they have balls. 0.99
00:08:11.000 Yeah, it's really cool.
00:08:11.000 And they take risks.
00:08:14.000 Fox was losing their risks before, right when I was around quitting.
00:08:23.000 Here's a weird text from my mom to my wife.
00:08:26.000 You ready for this?
00:08:27.000 Yes.
00:08:27.000 It was my youngest boy's birthday.
00:08:29.000 He turned eight.
00:08:30.000 This is what she said.
00:08:31.000 You ready?
00:08:32.000 Hope your boy...
00:08:33.000 This is from my mother to my wife.
00:08:37.000 Hope your boy Gavin turned up with something interesting for your birthday.
00:08:42.000 Oh, no.
00:08:44.000 What?
00:08:45.000 It's not my wife's birthday.
00:08:47.000 And then we are having a good time here in Florida.
00:08:50.000 If only you could visit.
00:08:51.000 Gavin would love our loco where he would be a star, as would you.
00:08:55.000 I think that's all normal.
00:08:57.000 I wish it would all get back to normal.
00:08:59.000 Happy birthday, she says to my wife.
00:09:01.000 It's not her birthday.
00:09:02.000 Love Lorraine.
00:09:03.000 You know what it kind of feels like when you read the cameo thing where it's like, hey, this is from John from my friend Kyle.
00:09:09.000 We're talking about my friend Steve who gained a lot of weight.
00:09:11.000 You're like, hey, fat Johnny.
00:09:13.000 Happy birthday from Kyle.
00:09:15.000 Yeah.
00:09:15.000 You just get like the three names.
00:09:16.000 You're just like, all right, I got the three things.
00:09:18.000 Let's go.
00:09:18.000 Yeah, but Bird Boy's been around for eight years.
00:09:21.000 You should probably have his name down at this point and his birthday totally memorized.
00:09:25.000 Or just tattoo them on your body like I do.
00:09:29.000 All right, let's see if we can find dad.
00:09:31.000 In the interim, I sent you a funny meme about a TikTok about a guy who has an imaginary wife.
00:09:40.000 It's really amazing.
00:09:42.000 And this black gentleman really conveys the comedy quite well.
00:09:47.000 Strange Obsessions Part 3.
00:09:51.000 36 years old.
00:09:52.000 I'm from Beaver Creek, Wisconsin.
00:09:54.000 And my wife, Juniper, and I have been married now for 12 years.
00:10:06.000 A lot of people don't eat Juniper the way I do.
00:10:13.000 We actually met the first time.
00:10:17.000 I was in the library checking out the drill ride for me.
00:10:31.000 Read the book.
00:10:32.000 You take me out to dinner.
00:10:35.000 I just couldn't resist.
00:10:37.000 So we went out that night and the rest is history.
00:10:41.000 Oh my God.
00:10:44.000 Strange obsession.
00:10:45.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:46.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:47.000 That was a hot take.
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 Wouldn't that video be without that comment?
00:10:51.000 We've got to dig into that guy.
00:10:54.000 Like, of course, a lot of you gets dubious and thinks the photos of this, that's a bit much.
00:11:05.000 Let's call my folks, shall we?
00:11:06.000 Yes.
00:11:07.000 Yes.
00:11:13.000 Is it worse to have imaginary girlfriend or the sex doll girlfriend? 0.64
00:11:16.000 Good question.
00:11:18.000 I'm going to go with sex doll. 0.74
00:11:19.000 Hmm.
00:11:20.000 Then everybody knows you're a weirdo.
00:11:24.000 When people see you driving down the road with no one in the driving.
00:11:28.000 Hello?
00:11:32.000 What was that?
00:11:33.000 Message?
00:11:35.000 His outgoing message is hello?
00:11:37.000 Ha?
00:11:38.000 No.
00:11:38.000 What is he?
00:11:39.000 A fucking Inuit now? 0.80
00:11:40.000 Ah, nah, hot, no ho. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Oh, we, we're getting whale blubber.
00:11:50.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, if your car's in neutral coasting down the street and you're on the passenger side.
00:11:56.000 Hello?
00:11:57.000 Hey, Mom! 1.00
00:11:59.000 Oh, hi, honey.
00:12:01.000 Hi.
00:12:02.000 Um, yeah, we're in the other room.
00:12:05.000 How are you?
00:12:06.000 I'm okay.
00:12:07.000 Can you Skype?
00:12:08.000 People want to talk to Dad.
00:12:12.000 Um, no, our Skype doesn't I don't know, honey.
00:12:16.000 I really don't know.
00:12:18.000 Okay, I'll get him.
00:12:19.000 He's kind of um drunk.
00:12:28.000 Okay.
00:12:32.000 He hates dogs.
00:12:33.000 He hates dogs.
00:12:41.000 Especially my dog.
00:12:43.000 I think he kicked my dog because my dog will bark at him when he comes to the house.
00:12:51.000 Hello?
00:12:53.000 Hello?
00:12:58.000 Okay, come on.
00:13:03.000 Hi, honey.
00:13:04.000 Hey, Dad.
00:13:07.000 So, what's up?
00:13:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:13:09.000 You should have seen Leroy today.
00:13:12.000 I was sitting in his sort of his area, and he was sort of looking up at me, like, what are you doing in my chair?
00:13:20.000 You know, like he has his chair in the front room where he likes to nap.
00:13:24.000 And I was sitting in it, much to his chagrin.
00:13:28.000 You should have seen his little scout.
00:13:33.000 Well, yeah, but it's our dog.
00:13:35.000 It's our baby.
00:13:36.000 It's part of our family.
00:13:38.000 It's not a fucking baby.
00:13:39.000 It's a dog.
00:13:41.000 Oh, Gavin, you should have known better than to call him about a dog.
00:13:46.000 Come on.
00:13:47.000 But you just should have seen his funny frown.
00:13:49.000 He was like, what are you doing in my chair?
00:13:52.000 Oh, I think dogs are really so funny, so humorous.
00:13:59.000 You know, they've got a...
00:14:01.000 They've got so many human traits.
00:14:04.000 It's a fucking dog.
00:14:07.000 Well, other dogs are dogs, but I feel like Leroy has this kind of a personality.
00:14:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:16.000 He's kind of a little funny.
00:14:18.000 He's an old soul.
00:14:19.000 He's a funny old man.
00:14:22.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, you've lost it.
00:14:25.000 No, sometimes you look into his eyes and you think he's thinking, like, is Trump going to be president again or no?
00:14:33.000 And you go, no, Leroy.
00:14:34.000 And he goes, don't think a lot about that.
00:14:38.000 I mean, not literally, but kind of.
00:14:44.000 Is this why you wanted to talk to me about a fucking dog?
00:14:48.000 Well, I just, I thought, like, I know you're so stubborn about it, but I thought you might hear this story and go, I can kind of see, I can kind of see it.
00:15:02.000 Okay.
00:15:03.000 So why did you call me?
00:15:06.000 So you don't care about Leroy.
00:15:09.000 I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
00:15:12.000 All right, well then you're dead to me.
00:15:14.000 Goodbye.
00:15:20.000 Just so much anger.
00:15:23.000 I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
00:15:25.000 It's better when you try not to laugh.
00:15:27.000 It makes the laughs way more painful, but better.
00:15:31.000 I'm crying.
00:15:32.000 Uh-oh.
00:15:35.000 The best I ever got him was when Elton John recorded a song, Candle in the Wind, for Princess Diana.
00:15:46.000 And I said, Dad, you've got to hear this song.
00:15:50.000 And he's like, what the fuck?
00:15:52.000 And I go, Elton John recorded this song for Princess Di called Candle in the Wind.
00:15:56.000 And he goes, he recorded that fucking song for Princess Diana.
00:16:01.000 I mean, sorry, for Marilyn Monroe.
00:16:04.000 He's just rewritten it for some other stupid bitch. 1.00
00:16:08.000 He's a phony.
00:16:09.000 He really, he gets real sensitive about death, like tributes where people make money off of someone dying and fake, fake, you know, crocodile tears.
00:16:22.000 Crocodile rocking.
00:16:24.000 Crocodile tear rock.
00:16:28.000 Well, let's hear it.
00:16:30.000 Goodbye, Lamar.
00:16:33.000 May you help broke our hearts.
00:16:36.000 You are the greatest that placed yourselves where lives were torn apart.
00:16:45.000 You called out to our country and you whispered to those in plain.
00:16:52.000 Now you belong.
00:16:55.000 Princess Dana called out to our country.
00:16:57.000 What country?
00:16:58.000 What did she do? 0.80
00:17:01.000 I feel like in Clown World, I'm a high school teacher and I'm looking at the essays going, what does that mean?
00:17:06.000 X, circle, red, red ink.
00:17:10.000 What does that mean?
00:17:12.000 That makes no sense.
00:17:14.000 X. That's a great concept.
00:17:17.000 Like, take classic songs and be like, that doesn't make sense.
00:17:19.000 I know it's the stones, but...
00:17:20.000 You reached out to our country.
00:17:22.000 It's sort of like with all this bullshit with the far left and the Capitol building and all this shit going on.
00:17:26.000 Like, parlor.
00:17:28.000 Trump instigated the Capitol riot.
00:17:32.000 Really?
00:17:32.000 Yeah, he had a speech that was incendiary.
00:17:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:17:38.000 When was the Capitol riot and when was the speech?
00:17:41.000 Well, the Capitol Riot started before he was done his speech.
00:17:45.000 Oh.
00:17:46.000 So they, what, all had transistor radios and they were in the mob listening to the speech live?
00:17:52.000 That's not how it works, fuckface. 0.92
00:17:54.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:17:55.000 You have to hear a speech, ruminate, riot.
00:18:00.000 You don't riot before the speech is done.
00:18:02.000 Anyone who thinks that this stupid storming of the Bastille was premeditated doesn't have eyeballs.
00:18:09.000 You could look at it.
00:18:13.000 I want it to be a Proud Boys thing so bad.
00:18:15.000 Sometimes I think about, like, did we talk about this already?
00:18:19.000 What if I played into their fantasy and I got like 50 Proud Boys and Rike would go, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
00:18:26.000 I'd go, I got this.
00:18:29.000 And he'd tell them, don't listen to Gavin.
00:18:31.000 He's not even in the fucking club.
00:18:32.000 And I'd be like, no, listen to me, guys.
00:18:34.000 I might be able to get like 50 dudes to wear the black and yellow Fred Perries, right?
00:18:39.000 And then the storming of the Capitol happens.
00:18:41.000 I go, come on, let's go.
00:18:43.000 And we run and I'm with fucking Animal Pelt guy and Jameerique guy. 0.96
00:18:47.000 And then the pictures are all black and yellow Fred Perrys.
00:18:51.000 And then I get to the podium where Jamiraquay stood.
00:18:54.000 You can see his big dick there.
00:18:57.000 And Izeiga, I won't do it because you'll take it out of context.
00:19:01.000 Izeiga Heil on the podium.
00:19:05.000 And the Proud Boys I was with would be like, dude, what the fuck did you just do?
00:19:11.000 What are you doing?
00:19:12.000 He'd be like, Heil Hitler and Heil Trump.
00:19:17.000 Which is even worse than Richard Spencer, who said, hail Trump.
00:19:22.000 And he just said, hail Trump.
00:19:24.000 Like, Hail Caesar, like something like that.
00:19:25.000 That would be, like, sometimes I could just be sort of skipping stones on the beach And think, can you fucking people always overuse the term, can you imagine?
00:19:36.000 Literally, can you imagine?
00:19:39.000 What would I mean?
00:19:40.000 That would change so many people's lives.
00:19:42.000 Okay, like, let's get into it.
00:19:45.000 I would be arrested.
00:19:47.000 I would definitely be looking at 20 years.
00:19:50.000 They'd just come up with shit.
00:19:52.000 They'd be like, he raped a baby on his way.
00:19:54.000 They would just shoot me.
00:19:55.000 They'd be like, you'd be fucked.
00:19:57.000 Like, your mother would not be able to be a hairdresser anymore. 1.00
00:20:00.000 She would pull the trigger.
00:20:01.000 Yeah, she would kill herself.
00:20:02.000 Her hairdressing career would be over.
00:20:04.000 Your grandmother would like just, people would just kill her. 1.00
00:20:07.000 I think she'd float off of the water. 1.00
00:20:08.000 People would just go to your great-grandmother's house and shoot her, and there'd be no charges.
00:20:13.000 They'd be like, she's a bitch. 1.00
00:20:16.000 And the other thing is, in the year 3000, when they were, say you were doing a jigsaw puzzle of the past 20 years, that picture, which I won't do, would be like the semi, it would be like the Lee Harvey Oswald shooting Kennedy.
00:20:34.000 It'd be that Cambodian picture where the guy gets shot like that.
00:20:38.000 The running Vietnamese girl on the show.
00:20:39.000 The picture of not 2020, but like 2015 to 2030.
00:20:44.000 It would be the fucking, it would be every puzzle.
00:20:47.000 Say you're doing a puzzle from the 2020s.
00:20:52.000 Like this would be six numbers behind it.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:55.000 It's one of the like delis in New York City, whatever.
00:20:58.000 That would become a fucking puzzle.
00:21:03.000 And it's funny because it wouldn't mean anything.
00:21:05.000 That would just be me doing a misdemeanor, criminal trespassing, and making a very rude and stupid gesture.
00:21:12.000 But they want it so bad.
00:21:15.000 And it would be like, yes.
00:21:17.000 Like, you know, they'd be going.
00:21:18.000 I think a lot of lefties, when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes.
00:21:22.000 Fucking yes.
00:21:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:25.000 The fucking Nazis killed someone.
00:21:27.000 Perfect.
00:21:28.000 They're probably partying at her funeral.
00:21:33.000 But sometimes I think about that.
00:21:35.000 Like, when would I see my kids again?
00:21:38.000 I'd probably see them in like 30 years.
00:21:41.000 I would be dead.
00:21:42.000 I'm 50.
00:21:43.000 I'd be dead in 30 years.
00:21:44.000 So I'd never see my kids again.
00:21:47.000 Meanwhile, if BLM and Antifa stormed the Capitol exactly the same way, make all those faces black or anarchist or liberal.
00:21:59.000 And can you imagine the rhetoric about that whole day?
00:22:03.000 Finally, people standing up.
00:22:06.000 You know, they took back what was essentially theirs, which is the White House, the government, the Capitol building.
00:22:13.000 You know, riots are the language of the unheard.
00:22:17.000 And after 10 months of being ignored and Trump refusing to accept their demands and refusing to recognize police brutality, eventually they were forced, almost against their will, to go to the Capitol building and say,
00:22:34.000 this is our land.
00:22:37.000 This is who we are.
00:22:38.000 We want it back.
00:22:40.000 AOC would be there with them, cheering.
00:22:43.000 There'd be t-shirts.
00:22:44.000 Remember January 6th with the black fist.
00:22:48.000 It would be the day.
00:22:49.000 They'd probably have parties every January 6th.
00:22:52.000 Congratulations.
00:22:54.000 Congratulations.
00:22:56.000 Seriously, you should play the clip.
00:22:58.000 Imagine the races were reversed.
00:23:00.000 Ooh.
00:23:01.000 Now, we're not advocating the storming of the Capitol.
00:23:04.000 I said very clearly, don't go.
00:23:07.000 It's a trap.
00:23:08.000 You got stabbed on November 13th.
00:23:10.000 You got stabbed on December 13th.
00:23:13.000 Maybe off a day or two with that.
00:23:15.000 What do you think is going to happen on January 6th?
00:23:17.000 You're going to die.
00:23:18.000 Someone's going to die.
00:23:20.000 But they didn't listen.
00:23:22.000 And dude, you're going to have to get ready.
00:23:25.000 Did you hear me?
00:23:29.000 No, man.
00:23:29.000 I don't know nothing about that.
00:23:31.000 Well.
00:23:32.000 Imagine.
00:23:35.000 Give me the blue the blue.
00:23:37.000 Imagine.
00:23:40.000 Giving everyone the blue.
00:23:42.000 Imagine.
00:23:46.000 Imagine.
00:23:49.000 Just don't friends hurting.
00:23:53.000 Like a talking heads kind of deal.
00:23:55.000 Who are these people?
00:23:56.000 Fucking submachine love.
00:23:57.000 Why are these incredibly talented people that send us awesome shit like that?
00:24:00.000 Submachine love.
00:24:01.000 Here's another one.
00:24:02.000 John Blunt.
00:24:09.000 Oh, that's good.
00:24:10.000 These are nice.
00:24:12.000 I mean, it's not just the races were reversed, but like the politics were reversed if they were alt-left.
00:24:22.000 I saw Nuka Zeus on Instagram, the guy who took a bunch of pills to make his skin brown. 0.90
00:24:29.000 He discovered that Nick Ox has a black wife, which Godfrey, a lot of people are fucking freaking out about.
00:24:36.000 And I'm very happy about that, by the way.
00:24:38.000 I'm very happy that people are discovering that things are not as simple as they thought.
00:24:42.000 Enrique Tario, the black Afro-Cuban leader of the Proud Boys.
00:24:47.000 What?
00:24:48.000 He must be stupid.
00:24:50.000 He must want all Afro-Cubans to die except him. 1.00
00:24:55.000 Like they stick to the narrative, right?
00:24:57.000 This person's gay. 0.98
00:24:58.000 Oh, he has a wife and a kid.
00:25:00.000 He has seven kids.
00:25:01.000 Yeah, but he's a closet gay. 0.98
00:25:03.000 Oh, well, he's a homophobe.
00:25:04.000 Yeah, he's a self-hating gay.
00:25:06.000 Like, they just keep boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:25:09.000 So with Nick Ox, they've discovered that his wife's black, and they're fucking confused.
00:25:15.000 And it hasn't.
00:25:16.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:25:18.000 I got some more of these bumpas. 1.00
00:25:20.000 This is from 21st Century Vomit?
00:25:22.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:25:30.000 Oh, I see.
00:25:31.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:25:36.000 So that's one.
00:25:37.000 There's a couple of things.
00:25:38.000 I brought it up with a dude today.
00:25:39.000 I go, can you imagine if the races were reversed in Capitol Hill?
00:25:41.000 And he goes, yeah, they'd still be there.
00:25:43.000 Oh, shh, yeah.
00:25:44.000 And it's set up tents by now.
00:25:46.000 They'd have full support.
00:25:47.000 Like, Starbucks would be like, we've put up a tent, free coffee, fucking blowjobs.
00:25:50.000 Nike's there.
00:25:52.000 January 6th, don't forget.
00:25:54.000 Here's another one by them.
00:26:05.000 Nice.
00:26:06.000 So it's a two out of three.
00:26:07.000 Here's a third one.
00:26:09.000 Can you imagine?
00:26:14.000 Okay, I've had enough of that.
00:26:15.000 It was a little experimental.
00:26:18.000 Totally threw me off track, too.
00:26:19.000 Thanks for that.
00:26:22.000 But yeah, Nuka Zeus on Instagram.
00:26:27.000 1,000, 21,000.
00:26:29.000 Nuka Zeus is this white guy who takes pills to become black. 0.99
00:26:32.000 And the weird thing about it is, now that he is a black man, he won't shut up about the importance of black power and how white people are stupid and shit.
00:26:42.000 And you're like, okay.
00:26:44.000 A lot of stuff about beautiful black men, too, on his feed.
00:26:47.000 Weird.
00:26:48.000 Which is like great.
00:26:49.000 I think you might be gay, Nuka. 0.89
00:26:52.000 Well, he definitely hates himself.
00:26:54.000 Nuka Douche.
00:26:57.000 What do you got there?
00:26:59.000 Hope my dick don't fall out while I'm recording.
00:27:01.000 What's up, y'all?
00:27:02.000 And welcome back to another episode of Dragon Ball Z. If you're new, welcome to the channel.
00:27:08.000 If you're a regular, you already know I freestyle on my shit.
00:27:11.000 So hopefully, I won't mess this up.
00:27:14.000 This is not written.
00:27:15.000 I should have it written.
00:27:16.000 But you know, oh well.
00:27:18.000 I like the freestyle.
00:27:19.000 Today I want to talk about the 64, why it was so good.
00:27:23.000 Is it black thing? 0.93
00:27:25.000 That doesn't seem very black.
00:27:26.000 Kind of.
00:27:28.000 The 64.
00:27:30.000 This is looking at you 64.
00:27:33.000 It's a little bit dusty.
00:27:34.000 Where'd you lose money from?
00:27:37.000 Well, I know he wasted a lot.
00:27:39.000 Okay, so go back to his Instagram.
00:27:41.000 Oh, here he is being intellectual.
00:27:43.000 Muka!
00:27:44.000 Welcome!
00:27:44.000 Buzza!
00:27:46.000 Please, have a seat!
00:27:48.000 Like, to take home?
00:27:50.000 Are you giving it to me?
00:27:51.000 No, you thumbass! 0.99
00:27:59.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:28:00.000 That's painful.
00:28:01.000 I don't know what that was.
00:28:02.000 It's him and his psychiatrist, I guess.
00:28:04.000 So look at that one.
00:28:05.000 No, no, go to the top, Nick.
00:28:08.000 Oh, Nick.
00:28:11.000 There you go.
00:28:12.000 This is Nick Ox, one of the Proud Boys' founders, and his wife.
00:28:15.000 She's said to be a big Trump supporter, which blows their fucking minds. 0.96
00:28:18.000 Blacks can't possibly like Trump because Trump's a Nazi.
00:28:21.000 The second pic was allegedly taken from his house during an FBI raid.
00:28:25.000 I have literally run out of words.
00:28:27.000 Now, you look at that and you see the picture and you can imagine it in their home and you go, has it occurred to you that it's conceivable that there is an element of humor to the art on their walls in Hawaii?
00:28:45.000 Is it possible that they're aware that they're a black and white couple and it's unusual.
00:28:54.000 And so they confront that, I'm not going to call it an elephant in the room, but that irregularity with a joke.
00:29:02.000 And it is an old-timey picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman to, I don't know, whatever.
00:29:09.000 Like, the left has usurped our humor and turned it and weaponized it against us.
00:29:16.000 Now every joke we have, like 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which was a very funny satirical video I did, which is now some sort of smoking gun that proves I'm an anti-Semite. 0.82
00:29:27.000 At the same time, I have all these fucking Nazis giving me shit for sucking Jew cock and shucking for keckles.
00:29:35.000 Is that it?
00:29:36.000 Shucking for Keckle?
00:29:37.000 That's completely remote.
00:29:38.000 Shucking for Shekels, yeah. 1.00
00:29:41.000 Shucking for Keckles sounds way cooler, though.
00:29:43.000 They both sound like seafood, which I hate.
00:29:46.000 That's your problem with it.
00:29:47.000 Wait, what's Godfrey got?
00:29:49.000 Oh, look, Godfrey and Nukazeus have united.
00:29:52.000 Is the coast funny?
00:29:54.000 Yeah.
00:29:56.000 In 1998.
00:29:59.000 Is the coast clear?
00:30:01.000 I hope the coast is clear.
00:30:03.000 What's going on?
00:30:04.000 I just...
00:30:06.000 What's happening today?
00:30:07.000 This is your president.
00:30:09.000 I have no idea what just happened today.
00:30:12.000 I look on TV.
00:30:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:15.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:16.000 Can you believe that?
00:30:18.000 I learned this from a colleague cock and I was in the home alone. 0.92
00:30:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:22.000 They stormed the Capitol.
00:30:24.000 Can you believe this?
00:30:25.000 I swear to God.
00:30:26.000 How could this happen?
00:30:28.000 I was just minding my own business, doing presidential work, because, you know, I'm the hardest working president ever.
00:30:35.000 And oh, my goodness, they just stormed the Capitol.
00:30:38.000 All these white men with guns and just anger.
00:30:42.000 What's racial about that fucking invasion? 0.75
00:30:46.000 It was mostly white people invading mostly white cops.
00:30:52.000 You know, Jason Scoop, my friend Jason, we've had him on the show before too.
00:30:57.000 He went to SNL when...
00:30:59.000 Jason Scoop, what a gay name. 0.61
00:31:01.000 He has Trump 2020 tattooed on his...
00:31:03.000 Oh, that guy.
00:31:04.000 Yeah, I like that guy.
00:31:05.000 Shame about the name.
00:31:07.000 I think he stole this guy's impression because he knows him and Tommy Robinson.
00:31:11.000 Oh, no, Tommy Davidson, excuse me.
00:31:13.000 A couple of these other comedians, and that's like his impression.
00:31:16.000 His has evolved since, but I remember, like, where do I know that specific Trump impression?
00:31:20.000 Oh, some people do.
00:31:21.000 I do that with you because I can't do impressions.
00:31:23.000 So when I want to do something, I just have you do it and then mimic it and do a shitty version.
00:31:28.000 If you know people in person, I guess that's a thing that could happen.
00:31:31.000 Like, Mike Figgs took some stuff from him.
00:31:33.000 He took some stuff from him.
00:31:34.000 He didn't take the growl from me, but he did the growl from me.
00:31:37.000 The growl.
00:31:38.000 The growl, frankly.
00:31:38.000 You know, Tim.
00:31:40.000 Tim does the growl, and I'm like.
00:31:42.000 That's kind of my growl.
00:31:44.000 Kind of wonder.
00:31:45.000 But he does the, I do the hand things because of him.
00:31:48.000 But this is really funny.
00:31:52.000 Our Second Amendment.
00:31:53.000 Do we love it?
00:31:53.000 We love it.
00:31:54.000 We love our guns.
00:31:56.000 We love our guns.
00:31:57.000 We love our bullets.
00:31:58.000 Do we love bullets?
00:31:59.000 We love bullets.
00:32:00.000 We love our triggers.
00:32:01.000 We love triggers.
00:32:02.000 I'm not saying kill anyone, but we love guns.
00:32:05.000 We love triggers.
00:32:06.000 We love bullets.
00:32:07.000 We love pulling triggers.
00:32:08.000 We love when bullets entered guns and perhaps enter people.
00:32:13.000 Perhaps.
00:32:14.000 I'm not saying do anything violent, but I am saying we love shooting people.
00:32:21.000 That I can tell you.
00:32:22.000 That I can tell you.
00:32:23.000 And look, we love.
00:32:24.000 Was that recent?
00:32:25.000 Yeah.
00:32:26.000 So he was saying the Capitol was a...
00:32:28.000 He's pro-Trump, but I think he just caters to is he pro-Trump?
00:32:32.000 I don't know.
00:32:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:32.000 No, absolutely.
00:32:34.000 Okay, Bill McGowan, who is a terrorist who is dedicated to destroying the New York Times, he got a comment passed in the New York Times.
00:32:45.000 I was reading about the riots, and this comment passed, and I thought it was very profound.
00:32:53.000 Bill McGowan, William McGowan, is a fucking genius.
00:32:55.000 He wrote two of my favorite books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
00:33:01.000 And he said this about the Capitol.
00:33:03.000 By erroneously branding this as a racist phenomenon, you will be providing a convenient excuse for anti-racist wokesters to ignore what was really going on in the riot.
00:33:15.000 During the summer, media and Democratic polls often invoked MLK's wisdom that, quote, a riot is the language of the unheard, and what is that America has failed to hear, end of quotes.
00:33:31.000 By stuffing this incident into a label that conveniently fits the agenda and exigences of the woke identity politics that have taken over newsrooms all over the country, particularly the New York Times, you're ignoring MLK's extremely wise and trenchant observation and setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen.
00:33:57.000 Yeah, that's a great point.
00:34:00.000 Again, we don't condone the riots in the Capitol building for the record, but they were obviously incredibly frustrated at not being heard.
00:34:08.000 And by you changing it and making it a racial thing, that's going to make them more frustrated, which would in turn lead to more of this kind of behavior, more riots.
00:34:25.000 And setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen, thereby ensuring another eruption. 0.89
00:34:31.000 It'd be like observers from the court of Louis XIV watching the storming of the Bastille and returning to Versailles to carp about the deplority of the enemies de roi soleil.
00:34:45.000 I don't know what that means.
00:34:46.000 The enemies of the king, the sun king?
00:34:49.000 P.S. I'm just surprised someone as learned and experienced as Thomas Edsel, that was the writer, would ply this reductive thesis.
00:34:58.000 I actually relied on his scholarship and analysis in both of my books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
00:35:07.000 So they couldn't have handled this worse, and it's getting crazier.
00:35:10.000 The narrative of Proud Boys being responsible for this and Parlor being their vessel was becoming an accepted narrative.
00:35:23.000 It doesn't matter what the truth is.
00:35:24.000 It's what you keep pushing.
00:35:25.000 I actually texted John Matzey today.
00:35:28.000 Do you want to hear it?
00:35:28.000 Yeah.
00:35:29.000 Okay.
00:35:30.000 I said, fuck you, Faggot. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Where's your gay thing?
00:35:36.000 And I regret that.
00:35:38.000 That's not nice.
00:35:39.000 I don't think I. That might have hurt him today.
00:35:42.000 I don't think I expressed myself well.
00:35:44.000 There's one more.
00:35:46.000 If we're waiting.
00:35:46.000 If we're not waiting.
00:35:47.000 Fine.
00:35:47.000 Okay.
00:35:49.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.
00:35:52.000 I think that's the official.
00:35:53.000 Would that be the official quick bumper?
00:35:54.000 Okay.
00:35:57.000 I said to him, I go, I'm sick of World War II analogies.
00:36:04.000 This is way more like Stalin or even India with the untouchable class. 1.00
00:36:08.000 It's not just platforms we can't have.
00:36:10.000 It's insurance, banking, a plane ticket, a hotel.
00:36:13.000 They really are turning us into pariahs where, like, we've been working for a month now to rescue our payment options.
00:36:22.000 People who get monthly payments, you may have noticed you weren't getting billed the past 30 days.
00:36:26.000 I think you're going to get billed within the next 24 hours.
00:36:29.000 But this has been a major struggle.
00:36:32.000 And what they say, they said, make your own shit.
00:36:34.000 Okay, I made my own shit.
00:36:37.000 I made free speech.tv.
00:36:39.000 You said I can't have that.
00:36:40.000 Okay, censored.tv.
00:36:41.000 And I made that out in the middle of the ocean.
00:36:44.000 And you're like, who's your payment processor?
00:36:47.000 No, we have no mass emails.
00:36:49.000 We build this app.
00:36:50.000 We hide it between 90 levels of encryption.
00:36:55.000 I mean, it's like being a pedophile.
00:37:02.000 Pedophiles, at least, BuzzFeed has their back and stuff.
00:37:06.000 And I go, look, I've lost Vice, my adagency, my Blaze show.
00:37:09.000 It's devastating and it never really leaves you.
00:37:11.000 But when you're going through hell, keep going.
00:37:14.000 You just prove yourself on a global stage.
00:37:16.000 This is what I'm saying to John.
00:37:18.000 If this battle is not won and it's far from over, what's happening here?
00:37:26.000 Uh-oh.
00:37:28.000 Fuck you.
00:37:30.000 I'm such a boomer with my phone.
00:37:36.000 There will be plenty more battles.
00:37:38.000 This is good news.
00:37:39.000 You've shown that you're up here with the major players.
00:37:41.000 That's kind of arrogant.
00:37:43.000 The worst thing you could do now is accept defeat or even feel defeated.
00:37:47.000 That's when people die in prison.
00:37:49.000 They lose the will to fight.
00:37:51.000 Same with POWs.
00:37:52.000 Louis Sampanieri never gave up and he went through a fuck of a lot worse than you and I. And then I sent him a picture of Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.
00:38:01.000 And I said, you're in the big leagues now.
00:38:03.000 And then I sent him the song, Going Through Hell by the Streets.
00:38:07.000 And I quoted the line, fall down five times, rise up six.
00:38:11.000 Like, yes, I know he wants to save Parler, but...
00:38:20.000 He's a major player now.
00:38:24.000 Like, it'd be one thing if he was, you know, a college professor fucking a student or a guy who grabbed a fucking five-year-old's ass.
00:38:31.000 You know, you're done.
00:38:32.000 You're a fucking ruin.
00:38:33.000 You're disgusting.
00:38:34.000 But you're not disgusting.
00:38:36.000 You didn't do anything wrong.
00:38:39.000 You had or have, we're not sure yet, an incredible company.
00:38:42.000 And you are on the front page of every paper in the world.
00:38:46.000 Not just New York City.
00:38:48.000 Everywhere, not just the New York Post.
00:38:51.000 And everyone's talking about it.
00:38:52.000 So, you know, in five years, we'll see John Mazzio go, oh, that's the guy who started Parlor.
00:38:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:01.000 It's like he's Robert De Niro and he did Raging Bull.
00:39:04.000 Like he's set for life now.
00:39:06.000 And I'm not really just talking about him as a person.
00:39:08.000 I'm talking about his accomplishments, his legacy.
00:39:12.000 So I'm sure he feels distraught right now.
00:39:14.000 They killed his baby, or they're killing his baby.
00:39:18.000 And he's losing hope.
00:39:20.000 But I shouldn't say he's losing hope.
00:39:22.000 He could be losing hope.
00:39:23.000 But he shouldn't.
00:39:24.000 Because he's in the major leagues now.
00:39:29.000 He's heavy shit.
00:39:30.000 All right.
00:39:31.000 So the first two callers, and we're not doing calls yet, but I'm about to cut off the freebies.
00:39:36.000 The first two callers get a package from all our sponsors.
00:39:40.000 That's Bubba and Hanks.
00:39:42.000 That's Johnny Apple CBD.
00:39:45.000 That's Beard Vet.
00:39:46.000 They all get fun packages.
00:39:49.000 And Ryan will handle that.
00:39:54.000 And that's it.
00:39:56.000 So I'm going to end the free show.
00:39:58.000 We're going to continue going for subscribers until 11.
00:40:02.000 No, 10.
00:40:03.000 And then we're going to start taking calls.
00:40:05.000 And we'll also do doodles.
00:40:06.000 Isn't it funny too?
00:40:07.000 Speaking of the pariah status, my cameo was canceled.
00:40:10.000 It was a charity for a black child.
00:40:13.000 And Vice had it canceled because there was some loose implication that I'm the founder of Proud Boys.
00:40:20.000 Proud Boys may have been organizing on parlor to storm the Capitol.
00:40:25.000 None of that is true, but the end result is a black baby doesn't have money. 1.00
00:40:32.000 What a bunch of motherfuckers.
00:40:35.000 Disgusting.
00:40:36.000 Anyway, we're going to keep fighting because that's what we do, and so should you.
00:40:40.000 So get fired.
00:40:41.000 Get in trouble.
00:40:42.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
00:41:11.000 Heavy shit going down today.
00:41:15.000 I thought this was shocking.
00:41:17.000 Kurt Schilling.
00:41:18.000 Remember Kurt Schilling?
00:41:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:19.000 Boston Red Sox pitcher.
00:41:21.000 One of the greatest of all time.
00:41:22.000 I think he's in the Hall of Fame.
00:41:24.000 He's a righty, which is okay.
00:41:27.000 You're allowed to be right-wing, folks.
00:41:33.000 And his personal insurance just cut him off.
00:41:39.000 What does that mean?
00:41:41.000 It's not your car insurance.
00:41:43.000 It's not your medical insurance.
00:41:45.000 I guess it's your home insurance, right?
00:41:47.000 Like, don't ask personal insurance.
00:41:51.000 What does personal insurance even mean?
00:41:53.000 I think Kim Kardashian's ass is probably insured. 1.00
00:41:57.000 But as far as us regular folks, I think it's just your home insurance.
00:42:02.000 Anyway, they kicked him off because of his politics.
00:42:05.000 Is he there discussing it?
00:42:07.000 What are you looking at?
00:42:07.000 He's post a lot today, but I saw the post you were talking about.
00:42:11.000 This is him just kind of a couple of lives a day.
00:42:18.000 He's the guy with a bloody sock.
00:42:20.000 Right.
00:42:22.000 His foot was bleeding and he kept pitching.
00:42:28.000 I'm sure the left sees him as a fucking weirdo freak.
00:42:30.000 I interviewed him for two hours.
00:42:32.000 He's one of the most normal and interesting people I've ever met in my life.
00:42:39.000 So he's doing live streams, I guess.
00:42:42.000 I don't care about those.
00:42:45.000 Well, there's this too.
00:42:48.000 Came out a couple days ago.
00:42:50.000 Kurt Schilling's Capital Rioters comments should keep him out of Hall of Fame.
00:42:55.000 So is he not in the Hall of Fame?
00:42:58.000 I thought he should be.
00:43:02.000 Anyway, your insurance.
00:43:07.000 I'm sorry to keep harping on this, but Jeffrey Dahmer had a lawyer.
00:43:11.000 Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.
00:43:13.000 John Matzy can't get a lawyer.
00:43:16.000 What did John Matzey do?
00:43:18.000 He provided a forum for, oh, it's a right-wing site.
00:43:21.000 No, you're not a right-wing site just because you allow right-wing people.
00:43:26.000 And if you want to talk about violence, the front page of the post today was all about all the Twitter shit that they allow.
00:43:35.000 The banks severing ties to the banks.
00:43:38.000 I got to stop wearing a t-shirt when we do the show.
00:43:40.000 It's a bad look.
00:43:41.000 You know, got more involved, stepped up their game today and did the same.
00:43:45.000 So now all platforms.
00:43:47.000 He's banned on all platforms.
00:43:50.000 Who is True?
00:43:50.000 And then we talked about the banks.
00:43:52.000 Kurt Schilling.
00:43:53.000 Kurt Schilling's banned on everyone.
00:43:54.000 I don't believe any company.
00:43:56.000 They would no longer officially.
00:43:58.000 This is him talking about.
00:44:00.000 A few years ago, my kid's babysitter was terrorized.
00:44:04.000 Her boyfriend's parents convinced him to dump her because she babysits my kids. 1.00
00:44:11.000 I don't think others, outsiders, realize how far this goes.
00:44:16.000 All right.
00:44:16.000 Remember when we thought it was nuts to say, maybe one day, how crazy would it be if Verizon dropped us from having phones?
00:44:24.000 Oh, that's.
00:44:24.000 It's gotten way past that.
00:44:26.000 It's like, you know, Alaskan Airlines won't fly Trump supporters.
00:44:30.000 Heard that.
00:44:31.000 Oh, really?
00:44:32.000 Or people that were directly, you know, because you can't prove that, but the people that were at the Capitol.
00:44:39.000 You know, banks.
00:44:40.000 Yeah, I'm going to change my bank from Chase to some other one because JP Morgan pulled that same shit.
00:44:46.000 So did Citibank.
00:44:47.000 I've been with Chase since the 90s.
00:44:49.000 Yeah.
00:44:49.000 I mean, they screw you with fees anyway, so fuck them.
00:44:53.000 But Citibank, they canceled doing, I think, Trump stuff, something like that.
00:44:59.000 What are you talking about, Ryan?
00:45:00.000 You're just making up facts?
00:45:01.000 Citibank, Trump.
00:45:03.000 They did something anti-good.
00:45:04.000 They did some kind of a thing.
00:45:06.000 Anti-good things.
00:45:09.000 Business girls kittish about Trump.
00:45:10.000 Well, one of the weirdest things today was the editor of Forbes.
00:45:15.000 Now, I'm not a finance guy.
00:45:17.000 I don't read Forbes.
00:45:18.000 But the editor of Forbes said, basically said, we're going to terrorize any Trump business.
00:45:25.000 Now, when he says Trump business, he means any business that has mega employees.
00:45:32.000 And he said, if we report on a company, like say Censor.tv, Censor.tv is going public, they would scrutinize us with much more rigidity than they would anyone else.
00:45:45.000 And he said, you want that?
00:45:47.000 Well, you should probably think about that before you fucking hire MAGA people.
00:45:52.000 So there's this weird, I'm not using World War II analogies.
00:45:55.000 They're verboten from this thing.
00:45:57.000 They're the Kristallnacht of analogies.
00:46:00.000 Kristallnacht. 0.59
00:46:01.000 Nacht.
00:46:03.000 I think India is a better analogy.
00:46:06.000 In India, you have a caste system, and at the very bottom, there's the, they're called the untouchables. 1.00
00:46:13.000 They have them in Japan, too.
00:46:14.000 And you don't even look at them.
00:46:16.000 They don't exist.
00:46:17.000 Like, if your daughter married an untouchable, it's not like the family's upset. 0.90
00:46:22.000 It's like your daughter married a black hole and she doesn't exist.
00:46:25.000 Like she ceased to be.
00:46:27.000 She walked into a wood chipper.
00:46:29.000 That's what the untouchables are.
00:46:30.000 And that's what they're trying to do with us.
00:46:33.000 And this was prophesized when Project Veritas went undercover with Bernie Bros, and they talked about re-education camps.
00:46:42.000 That's not a joke.
00:46:44.000 In fact, Project Veritas is celebrating today because they got a woman arrested.
00:46:50.000 Voter fraud doesn't exist.
00:46:51.000 Project Veritas is feckless.
00:46:54.000 They never accomplish anything.
00:46:55.000 It's all a big joke, really?
00:46:57.000 Then why is a woman going to jail from their hard work? 1.00
00:47:04.000 They got two big scoops.
00:47:05.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00
00:47:06.000 Raquel Rodriguez actually had the audacity to write a letter following our releases stating she was actually investigating Project Veritas and was playing along in order to gather evidence against us.
00:47:16.000 That's the woman who gave homeless people her address. 1.00
00:47:20.000 And they got it on tape and she's fucked now. 1.00
00:47:22.000 But they also got a guy, check out the rest of their Twitter feed.
00:47:26.000 They got a guy, a PBS lawyer who said, you know what we should do if Trump wins?
00:47:32.000 It's just surround his car and pelt it with Molotov cocktails.
00:47:36.000 Get his children too.
00:47:38.000 He said Homeland Security should take away people's children and re-educate them.
00:47:42.000 Yeah.
00:47:43.000 This is what they want.
00:47:44.000 They want us to be the untouchables.
00:47:45.000 Do you want this one?
00:47:46.000 This one's the confrontation.
00:47:47.000 This one's good.
00:47:47.000 No, it's good.
00:47:48.000 Okay.
00:47:50.000 Michael Billard.
00:47:51.000 Who is that with no man? 0.98
00:47:53.000 My name is James O'Keefe.
00:47:54.000 Is this D Taken? 0.99
00:47:56.000 We have you on tape talking about the need for Molotov cocktails.
00:48:00.000 I would like to get enough people.
00:48:19.000 Using Molotov cocktails.
00:48:22.000 The week of the insurrection, sir, against the Capitol building.
00:48:26.000 Do you stand by your statements that Molotov cocktails should be used?
00:48:31.000 Drinking cocktails.
00:48:32.000 It's a type of cocktail.
00:48:35.000 Like sex on the beach.
00:48:36.000 Where are you going?
00:48:37.000 Are you a lawyer for PBS?
00:48:39.000 The general counsel for PBS is saying I'm harassing.
00:48:41.000 Sir, he's running away from us.
00:48:44.000 The counsel for PBS is run into the restaurant.
00:48:48.000 There he is.
00:48:48.000 He's walked inside the restaurant away from us.
00:48:52.000 He's paying the bill inside the place, if you can see him in there.
00:48:56.000 Yeah.
00:48:59.000 Where's your property, sir?
00:49:00.000 Is this your property?
00:49:03.000 I'm a journalist.
00:49:04.000 We interview people.
00:49:06.000 Have you heard of it?
00:49:09.000 On top of a parka?
00:49:11.000 Yeah, I don't want to get that parka dirty.
00:49:13.000 I'm a journalist.
00:49:15.000 We interview people.
00:49:19.000 He's the general counsel for PBS, and he talked about the importance of inciting violence and throwing Molotov cocktails at people.
00:49:26.000 Is he still in there?
00:49:26.000 I don't think he's going to leave, is he?
00:49:28.000 Now, obviously, this PBS lawyer was being a little hyperbolic and facetious, and he was joking a bit, but I do believe he would love to throw a Molotov cocktail at Donald Trump.
00:49:39.000 The big picture here is we could never get away with that kind of verbiage.
00:49:43.000 Like, if I had said we have to surround Joe Biden's limousine and throw Molotov cocktails at it, I would literally be in chains.
00:49:51.000 So here's the big picture.
00:49:55.000 We are living in the most hypocritical time in American history.
00:50:02.000 This is a white piece of paper when it suits the left.
00:50:07.000 It's a black piece of paper when it doesn't.
00:50:10.000 This is unprecedented.
00:50:12.000 Of course, we've had differences of opinions and different takes on things, but to glorify 10 months of rioting across the country and then have one stupid fuck-up at the Capitol.
00:50:26.000 The Kavanaugh hearings had people storming the Capitol.
00:50:32.000 They were in the building.
00:50:33.000 It was exactly the same thing.
00:50:37.000 And it got zero coverage.
00:50:39.000 Did you know that, Ryan?
00:50:41.000 Zero coverage indeed.
00:50:43.000 Did you know that, Ryan?
00:50:45.000 No.
00:50:45.000 No.
00:50:47.000 So you can't just say what I said ad indeed.
00:50:50.000 What year was that?
00:50:51.000 That's what I did at the freaking church eating the body of Christ.
00:50:56.000 I didn't know what to say, so I just repeated amen.
00:50:58.000 What the fuck?
00:50:59.000 I wish I knew that.
00:51:00.000 2018.
00:51:02.000 Liberals and Democrats stormed the Capitol building and the Supreme Court building and disrupted and desecrated them, all because of Judge Kavanaugh.
00:51:10.000 I'll send you the meme.
00:51:13.000 And no one did shit about it.
00:51:14.000 No one cared.
00:51:15.000 I did know that, actually.
00:51:16.000 Because it was their side.
00:51:19.000 They love riots and terrorism.
00:51:22.000 Fucking Susan Rosenberg blew up. 1.00
00:51:26.000 Here, go to my Newsmax interview.
00:51:28.000 Let's just show that raw.
00:51:29.000 You can delete me.
00:51:31.000 I need a wank anyway. 0.94
00:51:32.000 A wank.
00:51:35.000 Another big social media platform has clamped down on President Trump.
00:51:38.000 YouTube, which is owned by Google, has shut down the president's channel, at least until after the inauguration.
00:51:45.000 YouTube follows Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, pretty much any online presence that have basically tried to erase the president.
00:51:54.000 Entrepreneur and activist Gavin McGinnis, getting a little sick of being silenced out there and found his own workaround.
00:52:00.000 He's joining us live now.
00:52:02.000 Hey, Gavin, welcome back.
00:52:03.000 Happy New Year.
00:52:04.000 Now, you've all heard the instances of conservatives being silenced, including the president.
00:52:09.000 Now, you've had your own struggles because of your patriotic viewpoints.
00:52:13.000 They're not welcomed by big tech giants.
00:52:15.000 How are you overcoming that censorship?
00:52:19.000 Well, you know, Adam Carolla said, after he got censored, he said, I just built my own pirate ship and then I could do what I want.
00:52:25.000 And I think that's true for Adam Carolla.
00:52:27.000 It's not true for conservatives.
00:52:29.000 Once you build your own thing, you still have to keep fighting.
00:52:33.000 You have to have a payment processor.
00:52:35.000 You need servers.
00:52:36.000 You need lawyers.
00:52:37.000 You need tech guys.
00:52:38.000 So though we've built censored.tv away from the mainstream, we're still fighting on a daily basis to preserve it.
00:52:45.000 It's not like you sort of escape the matrix and then you're in this beautiful paradise where you can do what you want.
00:52:52.000 That's not the case.
00:52:53.000 We're fighting on a daily basis to maintain this site.
00:52:56.000 And it's not a hate site.
00:52:58.000 It's got black people, white people, liberals, conservatives.
00:53:01.000 It's very diverse with opinions and people, but it's still not radical left.
00:53:07.000 So it's evil to them.
00:53:09.000 It has to be abolished.
00:53:12.000 You think it's ideological?
00:53:14.000 Because as you point out, you've got a wide spectrum there.
00:53:18.000 The way I've been seeing the big five, let's see if I can get them all, Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Google, and Apple, as they have colluded together to bring down parlor.
00:53:31.000 I mean, it looked to me on the outside as a collusion because it all happened very, it seemed to be very in sync.
00:53:39.000 That they're just trying to stop competition, that it's a money thing more than it is an ideological thing, and they're doing this in an anti-competitive way, which of course is illegal.
00:53:51.000 Yes, well, it's both.
00:53:52.000 It's ideological.
00:53:54.000 It's also stuffing up the competition.
00:53:56.000 It's also Bolshevism. 0.69
00:53:58.000 These people are Bolsheviks, and they want to control the national conversation. 0.98
00:54:02.000 They used to say, oh, you don't like it?
00:54:04.000 Build your own platform.
00:54:05.000 John Matze did.
00:54:06.000 He built his own platform.
00:54:08.000 Then they shut it down.
00:54:09.000 His lawyers left.
00:54:10.000 Like, I don't think the mainstream left, the rational left, understands the sort of pariah status they imbue on us.
00:54:18.000 We can't get lawyers. 0.66
00:54:19.000 Like, it's hard to find a tutor for your daughter in this climate.
00:54:23.000 It's full-on.
00:54:24.000 The analogy, I'm sick of World War II analogies.
00:54:27.000 A better analogy is the caste system in India where you have the untouchables. 1.00
00:54:31.000 They want to make us untouchable, the lowest class that can't do anything, can't function.
00:54:37.000 We've got Kurt Schilling lost his personal home insurance.
00:54:41.000 You've got people being banned from planes, kicked out of hotels.
00:54:45.000 They can't bank with JPMorgan.
00:54:48.000 This is more than just messing with the competition or winning an ideological battle.
00:54:52.000 This is full-on Stalinism.
00:54:55.000 And they're winning.
00:54:58.000 I'm with you, man.
00:54:59.000 I mean, I'm seeing things.
00:55:01.000 And it seems like a lot of these people are operating at the behest of a totalitarian power out there that seems to be pulling the strings.
00:55:08.000 And of course, I think that power is China.
00:55:11.000 And many in the Democrat Party and an alarming number of Republicans seem to be serving us up like dinner to the communist Chinese. 0.94
00:55:19.000 One of my producers, Mike, you sent him a screen capture of storming of the Capitol.
00:55:26.000 But it wasn't the storming on January 6th.
00:55:29.000 It was the storming of a bunch of leftists that was perfectly tolerated by the Democrat Socialists when the Kavanaugh hearings were going on.
00:55:37.000 They welcomed that type of idiocy and violence, just like they welcomed the idiocy and violence of BLM and Antifa.
00:55:44.000 Your thoughts?
00:55:46.000 Susan Rosenberg with the Weather Underground blew up the Capitol.
00:55:50.000 And what did she get?
00:55:51.000 A pardon from Bill Clinton and a job on the board at Black Lives Matter.
00:55:56.000 These people don't care about ethics or rioting.
00:56:01.000 They love rioting when it's in their favor.
00:56:03.000 If this was Antifa BLM who did this on January 6th, it would be all about how people were unheard and they had to take it back because Trump drove them to a place of perilous insanity.
00:56:15.000 This is what Trump has done.
00:56:16.000 And there'd be t-shirts and say January 6th with a fist time.
00:56:19.000 It would be like a moment of revolution.
00:56:22.000 These are all lies.
00:56:23.000 It's all propaganda.
00:56:25.000 And the right knows for it, by the way.
00:56:30.000 I'm with you.
00:56:31.000 Well, the right.
00:56:33.000 You can't call Mitt Romney and Adam Kissinger the right.
00:56:36.000 Look, I mean, we said that if BLM and Antifa had invaded the capital on January 6th, they'd still be there occupying territory and calling it the chop zone, capital city, whatever.
00:56:49.000 Hey, Gavin, always a pleasure talking with you, buddy.
00:56:51.000 Appreciate it.
00:56:56.000 You know, he talks about China at the beginning of that.
00:56:59.000 And he said they're at the behest of China.
00:57:02.000 He's right.
00:57:03.000 But they're also kind of admonishing China.
00:57:07.000 Like, you go from Marxism to communism, and then you look for a place that's doing it, and you see China, and you start admiring it.
00:57:15.000 Back when I was bros with Justin Thoreau's, we both lived in China at the same time, in Taipei, in Taiwan.
00:57:22.000 Yes, that's fucking China assholes. 1.00
00:57:26.000 And he liked them.
00:57:28.000 He said, I go, what a disgusting shithole.
00:57:30.000 Fuck that country.
00:57:32.000 And he was like, you know, I talked to the Chinese when I was there, and they said, we've been doing this for 40,000 years.
00:57:37.000 You guys are barely 100 years old.
00:57:39.000 Get back to us when you've been doing this for a while.
00:57:42.000 In other words, he was saying, we're too stupid and inexperienced to understand how effective China is.
00:57:50.000 And I think that's a common view on the left.
00:57:54.000 So, yes, China is paying people on the left to purport their ideology.
00:58:01.000 But I think what's also going on is they're looking at it and they're respecting it.
00:58:06.000 Like Thomas Friedman, the guy who said the earth is flat, he's a little fucking midget with a beard, like a lot of the New York Times contributors. 1.00
00:58:15.000 And I remember years ago, back in maybe Obama days, actually, he said, don't you wish we could be China for just one year and enact all of these government policies, And then we could go back to democracy once everything was set up.
00:58:34.000 In other words, I want to be communist.
00:58:38.000 I want to be communist for.
00:58:39.000 And by the way, that's not how communism works.
00:58:42.000 Like, my garbage, I have a sort of dumpster area at the side of my house.
00:58:48.000 And before COVID, the garbage men would run up there, they'd grab the bags, they'd bring them to the driveway, and then when the truck came, they would throw them in.
00:58:57.000 They did that for the whole neighborhood.
00:58:59.000 With COVID, they were understaffed.
00:59:01.000 So now you grab your bags.
00:59:03.000 I'm not complaining, by the way.
00:59:04.000 You grab your bags, you bring them to the end of the driveway, and then they throw them in.
00:59:09.000 That's never going to change.
00:59:12.000 You know the way a boa constrictor works is he wraps himself around you, and then when you exhale, and your skin, your ribs get tighter, then they close in.
00:59:26.000 Now you can't inhale as much.
00:59:28.000 You can't expand.
00:59:29.000 So every time you get smaller, they get closer, and they keep constricting and constricting until you can't breathe and you die.
00:59:37.000 That's the way the government works.
00:59:38.000 Every time they get an inch, they draw the line.
00:59:42.000 If you were to give fucking everyone who worked at the DMV Friday off because it's COVID, do you think they would ever work a Friday ever again?
00:59:54.000 No.
00:59:55.000 Once that line is drawn in the sand, that's their territory and they keep expanding.
01:00:02.000 So the Thomas Friedman idea of giving ourselves a Chinese dictatorship for a year would never end. 0.72
01:00:10.000 But I think a lot of these cunts, they see communism, and it might be because they've never lived.
01:00:17.000 They've never been in a fight.
01:00:18.000 They've never experienced life.
01:00:21.000 They've never worked at a gas station.
01:00:22.000 They've never been broke.
01:00:23.000 They never had to hitchhike.
01:00:25.000 They've never had to eat out of the garbage.
01:00:28.000 And they go, they've always been, just like Karl Marx.
01:00:31.000 Karl Marx was just fed by his dad.
01:00:34.000 Here you go.
01:00:35.000 Here's another spoonful.
01:00:37.000 So as a Marxist, he invented Marxism to basically say, being fed by your daddy every day is awesome.
01:00:45.000 Okay, I'm sure it is.
01:00:47.000 But your daddy, by the way, Karl Marx's dad was a raging entrepreneur who fucking changed the world and made millions, not just for him, but for everyone around him.
01:01:00.000 And I think Karl Marx had a real insecurity about that, an inferiority complex.
01:01:05.000 And that's what we're seeing with these fucking cunt Marxist teenagers and AOC and Joe Biden.
01:01:11.000 Joe Biden's just long for the ride.
01:01:13.000 But all these, you know, younger radicals who are making Marxism normal.
01:01:21.000 How about a neck to call this?
01:01:25.000 Sorry to swear.
01:01:29.000 Let's start taking some calls, and I'm going to draw a Pepe.
01:01:32.000 I've never drawn a Pepe before.
01:01:34.000 It's not really my cup of tea.
01:01:37.000 I like it.
01:01:37.000 It seems fun.
01:01:38.000 But I'm 50.
01:01:39.000 So like the okay thing and the Pepe thing, I kind of miss that.
01:01:45.000 That skipped me.
01:01:49.000 Mean Magic Secrets Revealed.
01:01:51.000 Who really wrote this book?
01:01:54.000 I was creeped out by the Keck thing for a while.
01:01:58.000 I was like, you know, if it's, they're summoning this Keck, which is the god of laughing till the apocalypse, till the end of days.
01:02:06.000 Well, you got scared like a voodoo thing? 1.00
01:02:08.000 Yeah, this is before Trump, and then Trump got elected.
01:02:12.000 And I was like, I really hope it's not because of we summoned some meme magic ancient.
01:02:16.000 Oh my God, you're such a dumb woman. 1.00
01:02:18.000 It's amazing.
01:02:19.000 Well, it's not Christian. 0.98
01:02:21.000 It's a voodoo now? 0.96
01:02:22.000 Well, I believe it's summoning false idols is the work of...
01:02:27.000 Fits into Christianity is worshiping false idols. 0.99
01:02:31.000 What's worshiping mean?
01:02:32.000 Worshipping?
01:02:32.000 Is that when you worship a worship?
01:02:35.000 When you wash yourself in the shop, take some calls.
01:02:40.000 But it's like everything is so ironically like the Babylon B is going out of business due to reality.
01:02:46.000 So it's like, this is kick on my cup of tea.
01:02:50.000 It's sort of like America First.
01:02:52.000 I get what they're talking about, but they don't like me.
01:02:55.000 And because I'm the old guy, it's sort of like punk.
01:02:57.000 When hardcore came out, they would laugh at the exploited and crass and see them as fucking old fogies.
01:03:03.000 I get it.
01:03:05.000 You would respect them if they respected the originality.
01:03:09.000 Oh, that's what I sent to the producers at Newsmax.
01:03:14.000 It's like the Capital Invasion.
01:03:16.000 I get it.
01:03:17.000 I just think it was a dumb mistake.
01:03:19.000 And the other thing is, what are you hoping to achieve?
01:03:22.000 If you were just going for Animal House, like I want to wreck this shit and say fuck you on the way out, I understand that.
01:03:28.000 I'm not advocating that, but I understand it.
01:03:31.000 But does anyone really hope to achieve anything real with that kind of stuff?
01:03:36.000 Like Trump will be put back in office because the Capitol was invaded?
01:03:40.000 I saw a rumor on Reddit today that Proud Boys are planning to assassinate Joe Biden.
01:03:45.000 Jesus.
01:03:47.000 Or there was some Proud Boys, there was some clown in Queens who was arrested who claimed he was a Proud Boy.
01:03:53.000 See, this is the problem.
01:03:54.000 The media has turned Proud Boy into an adjective, just the same way that the left has turned any kind of Trump supporter into the word Nazi.
01:04:02.000 So Nazi just means I'm a Trump supporter.
01:04:06.000 So when people say I'm a proud boy, they don't mean I'm a member of the club.
01:04:12.000 They mean I like Trump.
01:04:15.000 So now you can have a murderer say, I'm a proud boy.
01:04:18.000 And now the proud boys are murderers.
01:04:21.000 It's very tiring.
01:04:24.000 We got Mitch.
01:04:26.000 What's up, Mitch, you fucking bitch? 1.00
01:04:29.000 Mitch, the bitch. 1.00
01:04:34.000 Mitch, you better answer this damn phone boy.
01:04:37.000 Mitch, you're caller one.
01:04:39.000 You can win a bunch of prizes.
01:04:40.000 Let me make damn sure.
01:04:43.000 Yep, we're on the right.
01:04:44.000 Hello, hello, hello.
01:04:48.000 Yep, we got everything working here.
01:04:50.000 All right, Mitch, we're gonna put you on hold.
01:04:52.000 No, you're out.
01:04:53.000 Mitch is done.
01:04:54.000 Mitch, you're out.
01:04:56.000 Mitch blew it.
01:04:58.000 Alright.
01:04:59.000 Jonathan.
01:05:05.000 Joe Nathan.
01:05:09.000 Joe Nathan.
01:05:10.000 I dream of a Joe Nathan.
01:05:13.000 I used to know this guy, Joe Man.
01:05:15.000 Oh, that's my fault.
01:05:15.000 Hold on.
01:05:17.000 Wait, it's your fault.
01:05:17.000 You fucked up.
01:05:19.000 I gotta reconnect here.
01:05:22.000 Thank you for calling.
01:05:23.000 We called him Joe Man because in school we were learning about Java Man and all these different types of cavemans over the year.
01:05:31.000 And he loved coffee, so we called him Capa Joe Joe Man.
01:05:36.000 And it stuck.
01:05:39.000 It's hard with a nickname.
01:05:41.000 You never really know if it sticks or not.
01:05:43.000 Like your girlfriend, I call Bilbo because she shaves her feet. 0.96
01:05:46.000 She does not shave her feet, nor does she need to.
01:05:49.000 I don't know where this came from.
01:05:51.000 And the way you know a nickname's stuck is if it comes up in sex.
01:05:54.000 And I go, so are you really Joe Man?
01:05:57.000 And he goes, yeah, I am, actually.
01:05:58.000 I was a fucking girl, and she said, fuck me, Joe Man.
01:06:01.000 Oh, no.
01:06:02.000 And that's when I knew it was my name.
01:06:04.000 My wife has a friend who farted like in grade four or as we say in America, fourth grade.
01:06:11.000 And they called her Fardo after that.
01:06:13.000 So she was nine.
01:06:15.000 And now she's like 42 and she goes, hi, I'm Fardo.
01:06:20.000 Like she introduces herself that way because she farted in 1982.
01:06:26.000 You are now in the host room.
01:06:28.000 Kim Gustafson, the woman I lost my virginity to, she didn't even fart. 1.00
01:06:33.000 She was opening her pencil case and it made a sound.
01:06:39.000 And word got out that she farted and it was like the ultimate sin. 0.76
01:06:45.000 Try Mitch again.
01:06:46.000 Mitch the Biach. 0.79
01:06:49.000 Oh, what's up, Biotch? 0.96
01:06:51.000 What's up, Biach? 0.53
01:06:55.000 Ryan, Rice Dag.
01:06:57.000 Hello.
01:06:58.000 Rice Stag.
01:06:59.000 That's his new nickname.
01:07:00.000 No, that's not good for anybody.
01:07:03.000 No, that's the old nickname.
01:07:04.000 But Rice Guy, are you aware that your Guitar Center comedy routine is out there in the world?
01:07:11.000 It's not.
01:07:12.000 Yeah, that's why we played it on the show.
01:07:14.000 It is NimNuts.
01:07:15.000 It is Comedy Center, yes.
01:07:19.000 So that's out there, and that's very unfortunate for you that that's out there.
01:07:23.000 But what's with your jam videos?
01:07:26.000 First of all, what's with that green?
01:07:28.000 Is that green color in the fag zone?
01:07:30.000 Is that a permanent color of the fag zone? 0.73
01:07:32.000 Like this pastel green, like you're in Florida at the beach somewhere?
01:07:36.000 Oh, that's my, um, that's at my grandparents' house.
01:07:40.000 The actual...
01:07:41.000 Okay, so here's the deal.
01:07:44.000 Like, you talk so much mad shit about how awesome you are at guitar, and that's fine.
01:07:49.000 Like, do it.
01:07:49.000 Do your thing.
01:07:50.000 But don't put out your masturbation videos.
01:07:54.000 Like, you're jamming to a loot pedal like any cheap $2 retard at any bar across the country. 1.00
01:08:02.000 Don't put that out like it's content.
01:08:04.000 Well, I do all sorts of videos.
01:08:05.000 You want to put something out?
01:08:06.000 Put out a song.
01:08:07.000 I got songs.
01:08:08.000 Your jam videos are the cringiest thing on the planet.
01:08:11.000 The absolute cringiest thing on the planet.
01:08:13.000 Unbelievable.
01:08:14.000 Jam on your own.
01:08:15.000 I do jam on my own.
01:08:16.000 Jam on your own, but don't put that out.
01:08:18.000 I like to play lead.
01:08:20.000 I like to play lead.
01:08:23.000 You cringe at yourself a few points in the video.
01:08:25.000 Yeah, you know what?
01:08:26.000 I'm working at the edge of my boundaries.
01:08:28.000 I don't just work in my comfort zone.
01:08:31.000 I try to push myself.
01:08:33.000 Nobody works that out in front of someone else.
01:08:35.000 That's the party weinstein levels of masturbating in front of other people without me giving consent.
01:08:41.000 It's called...
01:08:42.000 I didn't give you consent to masturbate in front of me. 0.81
01:08:45.000 That's like disliking, you know, I don't like fish or jam bands or stuff, but that's what they do.
01:08:49.000 They go on the fly, and I think it's more impressive to see what you can pull off in the moment, bam, instead of your writtens.
01:08:54.000 It's more free.
01:08:55.000 You can pull off in the moment, Ryan.
01:08:58.000 It's not a freestyle yo.
01:08:59.000 Stand master.
01:09:01.000 Stand master.
01:09:03.000 I can play writtens, but I'm bored of those because I know them.
01:09:06.000 And it's not a performance as much as it is like a hang.
01:09:10.000 Because you know what happens is I've come up with some cool licks, and I'm like, nobody got to hear that.
01:09:15.000 And you can't experience things alone all the time.
01:09:18.000 And sure, I play alone, but this is what I like to share with other people.
01:09:21.000 I put on a song and I jam to it.
01:09:23.000 That's what I do.
01:09:24.000 Have you noticed Ryan's never wrong?
01:09:27.000 All I'm saying on a positive note is just find some dudes to jam with.
01:09:30.000 That would be my thing.
01:09:33.000 Other people who don't give a fuck about the masks or any of this shit that's going on.
01:09:36.000 I have a music.
01:09:36.000 I'm just jam some music with some human beings.
01:09:38.000 I know.
01:09:39.000 It's a little tough in these times that we're going through, this global pandemic.
01:09:43.000 But I'm just kidding about that.
01:09:45.000 But I jam with Hollowed.
01:09:48.000 We had another group meeting with the musicians meeting.
01:09:51.000 Ty Richards finally came in there.
01:09:54.000 We've got the guy from Trapped, Chris.
01:09:56.000 Great guy.
01:09:56.000 Great guy.
01:09:57.000 Hollowed.
01:09:57.000 Couple of friends of mine.
01:09:59.000 Are you a musician?
01:10:01.000 Yeah, y'all make something happen.
01:10:02.000 So maybe you could come hang.
01:10:04.000 Send me an email, ryan at censored.tv.
01:10:06.000 Maybe that was his way of getting invited.
01:10:08.000 Maybe it worked.
01:10:09.000 Negging me.
01:10:12.000 All right.
01:10:13.000 I wouldn't come to New York if my life depended on it.
01:10:15.000 It's a Zoom.
01:10:17.000 But I hear you.
01:10:17.000 All right.
01:10:18.000 Well, you're a winner.
01:10:19.000 You won, man.
01:10:20.000 I'll contact you after the show.
01:10:22.000 Love you guys.
01:10:23.000 I want to cuck you with my sheckles on. 1.00
01:10:25.000 Congratulations.
01:10:26.000 I want to cuck you with my sheckles on. 1.00
01:10:28.000 That guy ruled.
01:10:31.000 I got his numby.
01:10:32.000 All right.
01:10:32.000 Here's our situation.
01:10:33.000 I liked hearing you being abused by someone else for a change.
01:10:35.000 That was hardly an abuse.
01:10:37.000 That was a soft-ass take.
01:10:40.000 Jonathan, you're on the line.
01:10:43.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
01:10:44.000 What's up, God?
01:10:45.000 What's going on?
01:10:48.000 Not a whole terrible much, but I was going to see what you thought, Gavin, on the and Brian, too, on the second Trump impeachment that we've got.
01:11:00.000 You know, there's been some comments from, I know Mitch McConnell and a couple of the other Republican senators that are kind of negative.
01:11:09.000 And, you know, I really don't think they would actually go through and remove him from office right now.
01:11:15.000 But I wonder what your thoughts were on that.
01:11:18.000 Here's the thing about impeachment.
01:11:20.000 You can only impeach someone who's in office.
01:11:23.000 He's only got 13 days.
01:11:25.000 That's not enough time for a trial.
01:11:28.000 So it's just political theater, Obviously, there's no way he can be impeached and kicked out of office, what, in nine days, instead of what are we at now, 11?
01:11:39.000 So that's a myth.
01:11:41.000 And then the whole idea of, well, we're really doing it so he can't run in 2024.
01:11:46.000 He's going to be 78 then.
01:11:47.000 He has no fucking intention of running in 2024.
01:11:52.000 Get that out of your head.
01:11:53.000 And by the way, the only reason he got this close to the White House is because people thought it was a joke and the swamp allowed it sort of sarcastically in an arrogant way.
01:12:05.000 I don't think they're going to let another normal person this close to the White House ever again.
01:12:11.000 Outsiders are banned for life now because this experiment that they were doing didn't work. 1.00
01:12:17.000 So the only reason to impeach him is really just to humiliate him.
01:12:22.000 It's got nothing to do with reality whatsoever.
01:12:26.000 It's so shallow.
01:12:31.000 That's what I believe.
01:12:33.000 And I think it really sucks.
01:12:36.000 They're just trying to hammer it to Trump because I think they're reconvening on the 19th, a day before the inauguration, the fucking coronation of Joe Biden.
01:12:48.000 But I think it's just a kabuki theater.
01:12:52.000 Exactly.
01:12:53.000 Like, what's going to happen?
01:12:54.000 And this is the problem with all of these politics of the days.
01:12:58.000 No one does the math.
01:13:00.000 Okay, what's the math?
01:13:02.000 Like, you finish an impeachment trial in nine days, the fastest impeachment trial of all time.
01:13:11.000 And if you want to do the trial after he's out, okay, so you successfully impeach him, you know, nine months after he's out of office.
01:13:22.000 All impeachment means is you're out of office.
01:13:25.000 Yeah, I know.
01:13:26.000 I'm here in Mar-a-Lago having a pina colada.
01:13:29.000 So what the fuck are you doing here?
01:13:32.000 It's absurd.
01:13:34.000 It's fake.
01:13:38.000 It's crazy.
01:13:40.000 All right, buddy.
01:13:40.000 Thanks for calling.
01:13:41.000 Congratulations on the win, sir.
01:13:43.000 You win.
01:13:44.000 I will contact you after the program.
01:13:48.000 Todaloo.
01:13:48.000 The program, it's pronounced.
01:13:50.000 Yes.
01:13:51.000 Program.
01:13:53.000 It's like the Jewish holiday where they dress up. 0.99
01:13:56.000 Program.
01:14:01.000 All right.
01:14:02.000 Next is Ooh, Messiah.
01:14:04.000 He's a fun name.
01:14:09.000 Hello.
01:14:10.000 You're on the line, Messiah.
01:14:11.000 Hi, Messiah.
01:14:14.000 Hey, what's up?
01:14:14.000 Hey, man.
01:14:15.000 What's going on, guys?
01:14:16.000 What's going on, guys?
01:14:21.000 Real quick, Gav, when you open your studio in the Bronx, would you ever consider having a live studio audience?
01:14:28.000 Because I also live in the Bronx.
01:14:30.000 So I was just wondering if you ever considered that.
01:14:32.000 And also, I wanted to share a quick story about losing a friend today over calling AOC a bitch, basically.
01:14:42.000 And long story short, I told him that I was more than just a poor Puerto Rican man from the Bronx.
01:14:50.000 And he's like, you know what, man, even though you're a Nazi, I would very much like to leave this friendship on a good note. 0.73
01:14:57.000 So I wish you a great life.
01:14:59.000 I'm like, oh, damn, fuck.
01:15:01.000 So I just wanted your take on that.
01:15:04.000 You took the high ground while taking the low ground.
01:15:06.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:15:07.000 I love that sort of noble.
01:15:08.000 You know what, man?
01:15:10.000 I'm so cool.
01:15:11.000 I wish you nothing but the best.
01:15:14.000 Like after a rape, a rapist is like, you know, I kind of actually have feelings for you.
01:15:18.000 Just letting you know.
01:15:22.000 AOC was on a fucking deranged tangent today where she talked about liberating the southern states from the rest of the country. 0.99
01:15:34.000 I'll talk about it tomorrow more because it's in my notes.
01:15:37.000 Oh, yeah, the red state stronghold or something.
01:15:39.000 Yeah.
01:15:40.000 So you're not allowed to criticize a fucking lunatic like that?
01:15:44.000 That ends friendships?
01:15:46.000 Who works for us in our state?
01:15:49.000 Yeah, we have a northerner pushing for secession, just like I'm sure a lot of Confederates would agree with her. 1.00
01:16:01.000 Here, play that. 0.82
01:16:02.000 Play that, Ryan.
01:16:03.000 This right here.
01:16:10.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
01:16:11.000 Love you guys.
01:16:11.000 Thanks for taking my call.
01:16:12.000 All right, you too.
01:16:14.000 Your friends in fact, don't worry about him.
01:16:17.000 Right?
01:16:20.000 And since I'm coming to the end of my first term in office, I thought we'd try to do the same.
01:16:24.000 So two years and two-ish minutes.
01:16:28.000 So let's set the clock.
01:16:29.000 Let's try to do it.
01:16:30.000 Ready?
01:16:30.000 All right.
01:16:31.000 Let's go.
01:16:32.000 This term we successfully passed legislation to move $5 million to treatment for opioid addiction.
01:16:38.000 It's a personal.
01:16:40.000 We have to clean up the mess.
01:16:42.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:16:44.000 Of a radicalized...
01:16:45.000 And Mark Zuckerberg II.
01:16:48.000 Mark Zuckerberg II creating recommendation engines, just funneling millions of people into white supremacist groups and organizations.
01:17:00.000 He recommended it.
01:17:01.000 He built the platform for it.
01:17:02.000 He accelerated this.
01:17:04.000 By the way.
01:17:05.000 Many people are.
01:17:06.000 Hold on.
01:17:06.000 Parlor was shut down because it was used to coordinate the attack on the Capitol.
01:17:13.000 That is just 100% false.
01:17:17.000 Trump is banned from all social media because his speeches encouraged an invasion of the Capitol.
01:17:26.000 That's also 100% false.
01:17:29.000 Facebook, there is evidence that people on Facebook were talking about how they should attack the Capitol and not necessarily do exactly what happened, but exacerbate situations.
01:17:45.000 Every time you get accused of something by someone and they're really enthusiastic about it, it's usually because they're guilty of it themselves.
01:17:57.000 Looks like they changed the headline.
01:18:00.000 It was it mentioned Twitter by name in the lawyer letter.
01:18:08.000 Pro Trump Riot at Capital Incited on Twitter, Parlor, blah, blah, blah.
01:18:13.000 And then you click on it.
01:18:15.000 It's usually still in the URL.
01:18:16.000 And look at this.
01:18:17.000 The URL is Trump Riot Twitter Parlor Proud Boys Boogaloo Antifa QAnon.
01:18:21.000 Yee.
01:18:26.000 They wanted Proud Boys to be involved in that so fucking badly.
01:18:30.000 And that six million shirt or whatever.
01:18:33.000 I've never seen that.
01:18:34.000 And anybody who...
01:18:36.000 Like, why aren't the core tenants ever, you know, people cite the core tenants?
01:18:43.000 Is it not valid enough?
01:18:44.000 Proud boys, the Doc Boy Scouts, the Knights of Columbus, they all have tenets.
01:18:49.000 And the tenants say you can't be racist, you can't be anti-Semitic.
01:18:53.000 It's all laid out there.
01:18:55.000 So if someone does those things, well then they're not following the fucking guidelines.
01:19:03.000 There's a weird anyway.
01:19:05.000 It's online.
01:19:06.000 Proud boy's tenets.
01:19:09.000 Let's take another call.
01:19:12.000 I know Michael Shermer fell for it.
01:19:13.000 That's your brain.
01:19:15.000 Did you see that?
01:19:16.000 What?
01:19:17.000 Michael Shermer?
01:19:18.000 Who's Michael Shermer?
01:19:19.000 We had him on.
01:19:20.000 He's the skeptic guy.
01:19:21.000 Oh, and he was angry about it?
01:19:23.000 Yeah, I'll show you the tweet.
01:19:24.000 This is Luca.
01:19:25.000 Hey, Luca, what's up?
01:19:31.000 Luca.
01:19:31.000 Hello?
01:19:32.000 Hello?
01:19:33.000 Hello?
01:19:35.000 Can you guys hear me?
01:19:36.000 Yes, sir.
01:19:38.000 Am I on?
01:19:39.000 Yeah, you are.
01:19:42.000 Okay, I was talking about Nuka Zeus.
01:19:48.000 My black brother.
01:19:49.000 And I personally know him.
01:19:53.000 Really?
01:19:53.000 No.
01:19:54.000 Did you know him when he was white?
01:19:56.000 Yeah.
01:19:58.000 Yes, I do.
01:19:59.000 Wow.
01:19:59.000 Is he a troll?
01:20:00.000 Is this all a joke?
01:20:01.000 So me and...
01:20:04.000 It's hard to say, man.
01:20:06.000 So me and two of my buddies had a podcast that we did a couple of years ago.
01:20:10.000 And we met him in Atlanta at this house my friend was living at.
01:20:16.000 There was kind of this group of houses around there.
01:20:17.000 And Nuka Zeus is in town from Alabama.
01:20:20.000 And we met this guy.
01:20:21.000 And he was like, yo, we got to get this dude on our podcast.
01:20:24.000 We don't do it anymore.
01:20:26.000 But this was while he was white, before he was black. 0.57
01:20:30.000 And our podcast was two white guys and one black guy, our buddy Jaron Bitten, who's a rapper.
01:20:36.000 What's the name of this guy?
01:20:38.000 Two white guys and one black guy.
01:20:39.000 What?
01:20:40.000 That's the name of it?
01:20:41.000 Two white guys and one black guy? 0.92
01:20:44.000 Oh, it's called Behind Bars.
01:20:47.000 But we have it on YouTube, but like I said, we haven't been doing it like two years.
01:20:54.000 And the Nuka Zeus episode was actually the last episode that we did.
01:20:59.000 And over the Christmas break, he called me up or he texted me to say, hey, man, can you take down the podcast?
01:21:06.000 These people are coming after me.
01:21:07.000 Like, he's got all the haters and all these people on his ass on YouTube, right?
01:21:12.000 And what are they mad about that he thinks he's black?
01:21:18.000 No, well, like, there, and he's telling me, like, you know, he's got all these haters, this and that, and whatever.
01:21:26.000 And I'm like, dude, the reason you exist is because you're haters, you know?
01:21:31.000 If you get what you want and everyone accepts you, then you're just another black guy, right? 0.97
01:21:37.000 And then why do people care what you have to say?
01:21:42.000 You know, he makes some music and stuff like that.
01:21:45.000 But I'm telling him, it's like, you need to make some more content, but it's like, you need to kind of accept that your existence relies on these people, you know, and there's little YouTube feuds, him and Tubby Wubby or whatever, money, and all these other people.
01:22:01.000 But he hit me up over Christmas and was like, kick that down, man, kick that down.
01:22:05.000 Because the podcast, like I'm saying, we got him like, like you, Gavin.
01:22:10.000 My buddy has got a good eye for talent.
01:22:13.000 And we were like, we got to get this dude on, right?
01:22:16.000 And this was before anyone knew who he was.
01:22:20.000 And I can send Ryan, I've got the link private still just out of respect for him.
01:22:25.000 Gotcha.
01:22:26.000 I've been trying to, I can send Ryan a link if you want to listen to it.
01:22:30.000 Yeah, let's send it out there.
01:22:32.000 But yeah, and it's been out there.
01:22:36.000 And like all these people, you know, I know had listened to it.
01:22:38.000 But I've heard you talk about him over and over.
01:22:40.000 And it's just crazy.
01:22:41.000 It's because I've been listening to you a long time.
01:22:43.000 And it's like, I know Nuka Zeus. 0.95
01:22:45.000 He's been in my house.
01:22:47.000 I've been texting.
01:22:48.000 He texts me for advice and I help him out.
01:22:51.000 You know what's amazing about him is he hates wiggers. 1.00
01:22:56.000 Right.
01:22:59.000 He's like, stop, he keeps saying things like, stop trying to be something you're not.
01:23:07.000 Yeah, I think deep down inside, he knows what's up.
01:23:12.000 And it's just like, you know, anybody with body dysmorphia is just trying to like, he grew up with black people.
01:23:21.000 He literally, he went to, he spent a year in Africa and he went to prison in Africa.
01:23:26.000 And I thought that was legit as fuck.
01:23:29.000 Where?
01:23:30.000 What prison?
01:23:31.000 He went and lived in Africa for a year.
01:23:34.000 And what did he get arrested for?
01:23:39.000 Oh, fuck.
01:23:43.000 I forget what it was, but he spent a while in an African prison.
01:23:49.000 Like, he talks about it.
01:23:51.000 Like, dirt floors, motherfucking shoulder to shoulder, and said it sucked.
01:23:55.000 Yeah, I can imagine.
01:23:57.000 But I was like, okay.
01:23:59.000 Yeah.
01:24:00.000 I was like, props to you.
01:24:01.000 I mean, at least he's going over there.
01:24:03.000 He lived there for a year.
01:24:04.000 That's for real.
01:24:06.000 But I don't think he hates white people as much as he comes off as.
01:24:12.000 And the thing is this, he grew up in Alabama in a town that got a stoplight and then took the stoplight away because it was useless, right?
01:24:21.000 And so all the white people there are red-necked, fucking Confederate flag racist as fuck people, right? 0.61
01:24:29.000 And He grew up around that, and you know, there's a lot of negativity surrounding that and kind of got along more with people in the black community.
01:24:39.000 And I think just kind of was accepted by them and then, you know, created this reality for himself.
01:24:45.000 But everybody in his town is definitely racist as fuck.
01:24:50.000 I wonder how his dad feels about this.
01:24:52.000 So I think that kind of shaped his view on white people, you know?
01:24:56.000 We actually tried to get him on the show.
01:24:58.000 He said, well, how much are you going to pay me?
01:25:00.000 And I think I said $1.35.
01:25:02.000 $1.35.
01:25:04.000 And he said, yo, that won't even cover my gas.
01:25:07.000 And then I just lost interest.
01:25:08.000 But maybe I should pay him like, I don't know, $50.
01:25:11.000 That's exactly what I just offered him.
01:25:13.000 I just messaged him.
01:25:14.000 If you can come on tonight, I'll cash up you $50.
01:25:19.000 I'm telling you, like, I could mediate something probably because I've kind of, you know, like, I try and.
01:25:29.000 Is he a vegetarian or do you know anything about the mediate?
01:25:33.000 Go ahead.
01:25:34.000 I don't know anything about the vegetarian, but I do know this.
01:25:37.000 He hit me up talking about like he might have skin cancer and shit.
01:25:40.000 And I was like, dude, stop doing the tan injections because what do you want to be alive or do you want to be black? 1.00
01:25:48.000 But I know white dudes who grew up in black neighborhoods.
01:25:51.000 That's another white guy.
01:25:52.000 And they get accepted.
01:25:54.000 They speak the vernacular.
01:25:55.000 They know the guy.
01:25:56.000 They went to kindergarten with these dudes.
01:25:58.000 It's not like the guys go, yo, I ain't speaking to you because you got white skin. 0.98
01:26:03.000 It's like, no, you're a black dude basically to me because I went to kindergarten with you.
01:26:09.000 So why does he have to bother with that bullshit?
01:26:12.000 There's plenty of white dudes in black neighborhoods. 0.86
01:26:15.000 Look at Steve Martin and the jerk.
01:26:20.000 Well, now I think he's gotten a taste of the attention that that's brought him, and it's taken him to other levels because that's essentially what he is.
01:26:29.000 You know, and like I said, it's like, dude, that's your whole thing.
01:26:35.000 If everyone accepts you as black, you're just some guy now. 1.00
01:26:41.000 And so, yeah, it's just pretty crazy.
01:26:47.000 It's been funny hearing you guys talk about him.
01:26:49.000 It's like that I literally know this guy and have talked with him a whole lot.
01:27:00.000 Thank you.
01:27:06.000 If he did die, God forbid, trying to become black, would that be a white guy killing a black guy or a black guy killing a white guy? 0.90
01:27:13.000 Where's the shaping status?
01:27:17.000 Who are you?
01:27:18.000 It's quite the standoff.
01:27:19.000 Who, who, who are you, and what do you do?
01:27:22.000 I love that story.
01:27:24.000 Mikey! 0.65
01:27:28.000 Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
01:27:30.000 Mikey! 0.65
01:27:33.000 What's up?
01:27:36.000 So, we all know that they keep putting women in movies to be badasses and stuff, and it's just tiresome now.
01:27:45.000 But there's a new movie that just came out that actually pisses me off because it looks like actually if they didn't inject all this fucking political bullshit into it, it would actually be a good movie.
01:28:01.000 And I wanted to see what you guys think.
01:28:04.000 The movie's called, what is it?
01:28:09.000 Shit.
01:28:09.000 I keep forgetting the name.
01:28:10.000 Hold on.
01:28:11.000 I know.
01:28:11.000 There's certain names like that where you just...
01:28:13.000 They fall out of your head.
01:28:18.000 I've tried to remember it like 10 times.
01:28:19.000 It's called Shadow in the Cloud.
01:28:22.000 And just check out the trailer.
01:28:26.000 And it's almost like Gavin, you wrote it as a joke.
01:28:31.000 And they were like, oh, actually, that's actually a really cool movie, actually.
01:28:36.000 We'll do that.
01:28:37.000 Okay, let's check it out.
01:28:38.000 Thanks for calling.
01:28:39.000 I want to see what you think.
01:28:42.000 Bye.
01:28:45.000 Such a pussy, Ryan. 1.00
01:28:47.000 Be polite.
01:28:50.000 Polite is not entertaining. 1.00
01:28:54.000 It's true.
01:28:56.000 Oh, it's this bitch again. 1.00
01:28:59.000 I was just watching her in like Neighbors 2. 0.88
01:29:07.000 We haven't got time for this right now.
01:29:09.000 Put her in the sparry until we get up in the air. 0.50
01:29:11.000 I'm supposed to guard this.
01:29:12.000 I'll guard it for you.
01:29:13.000 Content are confidential.
01:29:20.000 There's a lot of 17-year-old white girls in World War II. 1.00
01:29:26.000 What's your name, honey?
01:29:27.000 Flight Officer Garrett.
01:29:28.000 Ain't no women in the Air Corps. 1.00
01:29:30.000 I'm a flight mechanic and a pilot.
01:29:31.000 You're not a pilot.
01:29:33.000 You're a delivery girl. 1.00
01:29:35.000 Yeah.
01:29:37.000 Sir, requesting permission to fire on an enemy attacker.
01:29:41.000 You wouldn't even know how to fire a gun.
01:29:46.000 Guess what?
01:29:47.000 You automatic firing a gun.
01:29:52.000 Who the hell are you, Miss Garrett?
01:29:54.000 I'm fake.
01:29:56.000 What the hell is that right now?
01:29:57.000 I'm a fake up.
01:29:59.000 Until the goddamn time.
01:30:03.000 Oh, fire with some realism on the same level as what we're seeing.
01:30:10.000 Wait, some guy wanted to beat her up because he was too good in the turret?
01:30:13.000 That was an alien.
01:30:14.000 Oh.
01:30:22.000 Why are you trivializing all the men?
01:30:25.000 All the gunners who were really in World War II who did incredible jobs.
01:30:34.000 Was that not a fucking alien?
01:30:35.000 That's so fucking corny.
01:30:37.000 Oh, there was okay.
01:30:39.000 Yeah, just make it a dude.
01:30:41.000 This is, like, talking about unbroken.
01:30:48.000 With Louis Zampurini, like, he has all the turret dudes.
01:30:51.000 He has all the guys in the little fucking buckets.
01:30:55.000 He has them all dying.
01:30:57.000 And Laura does an incredible job.
01:30:59.000 And there's a woman.
01:31:00.000 She's a woman, does an incredible job researching it and talking about the different planes and their pros and cons.
01:31:05.000 And she's got pictures.
01:31:07.000 I mean, it's a fucking incredible book.
01:31:09.000 But why do you just got to take something heroic that men did, white men, and just throw chicks in it, make it chicks? 0.69
01:31:17.000 And even this fucking movie is a chick, Angelina Jolie. 1.00
01:31:22.000 She took this movie and she took the Christianity out of it. 0.92
01:31:27.000 That's right.
01:31:27.000 He discovered Christ when he was on that boat.
01:31:32.000 And they just removed that.
01:31:34.000 And after he survived the POW camp, spoiler alert, he went on a crusade showing young wayward boys how to find Christ.
01:31:45.000 That's not in it.
01:31:46.000 That's cut out.
01:31:47.000 I think when they pump chicks into it, it kind of affirms that they're not part of the reality of badassness, you know?
01:31:54.000 Since it's such a novelty, it proves that they don't have to be.
01:31:57.000 It's kind of kind of insulting, really.
01:31:59.000 That you see what happened in reality and you don't like it.
01:32:05.000 Like Hamilton.
01:32:06.000 Like, what's the matter with what really happened?
01:32:10.000 Why do you need to make them all blacks and Puerto Ricans? 1.00
01:32:12.000 Are you disgusted?
01:32:14.000 It's sort of like Jimmy Kimmel's brother or John Kimmel.
01:32:20.000 Back in Vice days, there was this soap opera that had all retards in it. 1.00
01:32:24.000 And when we started Vice TV, I really wanted it.
01:32:29.000 And he goes, yeah, what happened was there was a kid, a really retarded kid, who always wanted to be a soap opera star. 0.97
01:32:36.000 Because mentally handicapped people love TV and they love soap operas. 0.98
01:32:40.000 So he spent a bunch of money and he made them a soap opera.
01:32:43.000 So it was a soap opera, just like Days of the Week, but it was all retards. 1.00
01:32:48.000 And I said, I want this for Vice TV.
01:32:53.000 And he goes, yeah, but I'm worried it's like exploitative.
01:32:55.000 These people are good people.
01:32:56.000 And I'm like, yeah, I know.
01:32:58.000 I mean, I had been living in the weirdo part of every city in Montreal and New York City since I was 18.
01:33:06.000 And I was like 30 at the time.
01:33:07.000 So I wasn't beevis and butted like, they talk weird. 0.98
01:33:12.000 Everyone I knew talked weird.
01:33:14.000 In fact, when I moved to the suburbs, I had trouble remembering who was who because people look so similar.
01:33:20.000 In the East Village in Montreal in my whole adult life, there was like a midjet, a black guy, an albino, some dude with three arms. 0.99
01:33:28.000 Everyone was really easy to remember.
01:33:29.000 Then I come out to the burbs and it's like they all have the same Under Armor shirt.
01:33:34.000 They all the same fucking nikes. 0.99
01:33:38.000 And so I had trouble remembering people.
01:33:40.000 So anyway, my point is that I obviously wasn't like, let's do a show called fucking retards of fags. 1.00
01:33:49.000 And he kept pushing it and pushing it and asking me like, well, how do I know you're not trying to exploit them?
01:33:56.000 And then after maybe 40 times of saying I'm not, I started to get insulted.
01:34:03.000 And I was like, fuck you.
01:34:06.000 I'm not trying to book this show to say, haha, look at the retards. 1.00
01:34:11.000 Now you're insulting me that I would do such a thing.
01:34:17.000 Alright, next call.
01:34:22.000 We've got Arnold.
01:34:25.000 Arnold on the lawn.
01:34:29.000 Gavin!
01:34:32.000 Gavin Lyon.
01:34:33.000 Oh wow, this is actually Arnold's horse here.
01:34:35.000 This is Arnold speaking.
01:34:38.000 Arnold speaking here.
01:34:40.000 Damn.
01:34:41.000 Cool.
01:34:41.000 How are you Nazis doing tonight?
01:34:44.000 Nazi So Good. 1.00
01:34:46.000 Get it.
01:34:48.000 Nazi So Good. 1.00
01:34:50.000 I have jokes.
01:34:51.000 You have really...
01:34:53.000 You're gifted.
01:34:54.000 That's the best Arnold Schwarzenegger I've ever heard.
01:34:57.000 I think it's actually him.
01:34:59.000 Oh, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger?
01:35:00.000 He's got jokes, too.
01:35:03.000 Let's get started now.
01:35:05.000 Okay.
01:35:08.000 Knock, knock. 0.93
01:35:09.000 Who's there?
01:35:12.000 You're supposed to say who's there?
01:35:13.000 Who's there?
01:35:14.000 Who's there?
01:35:14.000 I did say who's there.
01:35:15.000 Sorry, who's there?
01:35:18.000 Crystal.
01:35:19.000 Crystal.
01:35:21.000 Crystal who? 0.74
01:35:25.000 Crystal knocked. 0.99
01:35:27.000 Great joke.
01:35:28.000 Crystal knock knock. 0.99
01:35:29.000 Who's Crystal there there? 1.00
01:35:31.000 That could have been a thing, too.
01:35:32.000 You got another one?
01:35:33.000 What's the difference between a Nazi? 0.54
01:35:35.000 What's the difference between a Nazi and a proud boy? 0.75
01:35:39.000 What?
01:35:42.000 Nothing!
01:35:44.000 These are really good.
01:35:45.000 That's really good.
01:35:46.000 I guess they're okay.
01:35:48.000 Is that it?
01:35:50.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:35:51.000 Talk to the visa Nazi.
01:35:57.000 That's great.
01:36:00.000 You liked it?
01:36:00.000 I liked it a lot.
01:36:02.000 Hello?
01:36:03.000 Casey.
01:36:04.000 Hello?
01:36:06.000 What's up, guys?
01:36:07.000 How y'all doing?
01:36:08.000 Hey, man, how are you?
01:36:12.000 I'm eating dinner.
01:36:14.000 But look, I just love that it's just kind of free-flowing, off-the-cuff show.
01:36:20.000 It kind of brings me back to the old Gavin and McKinnon show days, you know, when it was just kind of...
01:36:29.000 Anyway, that's not really why I'm calling.
01:36:32.000 Why I'm calling is I want you to explain, if you could, to the newer subscribers and newer followers, your kind of deal with Jim Goad and how he influenced you and answer me and all that, if you could.
01:36:48.000 Okay, no problem.
01:36:53.000 Thanks for calling.
01:36:54.000 I'll hang up on you now and explain it.
01:36:57.000 When I started at Vice, I was really into cartooning.
01:37:01.000 I thought, I'm going to be a cartoonist, and that's who I am.
01:37:07.000 But we had a dearth of writers.
01:37:09.000 We couldn't find people to write.
01:37:11.000 And when you do a magazine, you know, there's like a lot of words, even back when we were 16-page newsprint.
01:37:19.000 So I would just write things like, the first thing I ever did was a review for Furnace Face, a local band.
01:37:26.000 And I didn't feel like writing.
01:37:28.000 I didn't care about it.
01:37:29.000 So I wrote in a way that was sort of anti-writing, where I said, Oh, they're a really good band.
01:37:34.000 The first song is like, and then the third song is like, and then the fourth song is like, and I wrote that all out.
01:37:44.000 And then I thought, actually, this is kind of fun.
01:37:46.000 And it's a lot easier than cartooning because I just puked that out and it's a thing.
01:37:50.000 And no one's ever done that before.
01:37:53.000 And I think I personally invented the whole idea of writing as a goof, like writing in all caps where you go, and then we really had no idea.
01:38:05.000 Or writing like or doing dot, dot, dot.
01:38:08.000 And now that's become normal, especially with the left, the lazy left, where they're like, he's doing that because racism, you know, that kind of thing.
01:38:17.000 I invented that.
01:38:19.000 But as I was cutting my chops with this sort of like new way of writing, there was a real writer named Jim Goad who was doing this irreverent writing like I thought I was inventing,
01:38:35.000 and I kind of was, but also with substance and research and facts.
01:38:42.000 And that's when I realized you could be a goof and an asshole, but also know what you're talking about.
01:38:51.000 And that's when I became obsessed with Answer Me.
01:38:54.000 And this is, by the way, the first issue of Vice was October 94.
01:38:58.000 The second issue of Vice was heavily influenced by Answer Me.
01:39:03.000 So we're talking about a very sort of a catapulted influence.
01:39:08.000 It's not like over time, Jim Goad's writing slowly influenced me.
01:39:14.000 It was just like zap.
01:39:16.000 And Jim Goad, and I'll never, I could get back to writing 20 hours a day, and I'll never approach Jim Goad.
01:39:29.000 He's just like Bach.
01:39:30.000 He has a gift.
01:39:33.000 But he's a great influence to young writers because he shows how you can be personable and real, which I think I have a lot to do with influencing the sort of literary world.
01:39:50.000 But what he did is he sort of taught me that you can be a fucking idiot and call people an asshole and be sincere and goofy, but also cross your T's and dot your I's and know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:40:06.000 So he kind of writes, as far as the substance goes, Jim Goad is Thomas Soule, but as far as the irreverence goes, he's like a silly chick.
01:40:23.000 And I think he actually wrote most of Debbie Goad's stuff.
01:40:26.000 I don't think Debbie Goad really wrote much for herself.
01:40:31.000 So yeah, the problem with explaining this is I trivialize my own contribution to pop culture writing.
01:40:40.000 But it's really hard to separate it from Jim Goad.
01:40:44.000 I think if Jim Goad never existed, my writing and vice would just sort of be like Beavis and Butthead.
01:40:51.000 Yep.
01:40:52.000 So he gave us the substance that helped build the brand, really.
01:41:01.000 I mean, he's probably the greatest writer of our generation.
01:41:05.000 Oh, what's this?
01:41:06.000 Show this?
01:41:06.000 How many abortions have you had?
01:41:08.000 I have had two, and I've had ten more.
01:41:10.000 When I was pregnant, it felt like years ago there was a cancer growing inside of me.
01:41:15.000 But I solved the problem.
01:41:17.000 I had an abortion, and I'd have ten.
01:41:20.000 The abortion was the best thing I could do. 0.98
01:41:22.000 The big problem, Debbie.
01:41:23.000 The big problem was when you were born in this world.
01:41:29.000 Hey, listen.
01:41:30.000 I'd rather have a cat than a kid.
01:41:32.000 Cat's not kids.
01:41:34.000 Are you proud of the fact that you're not?
01:41:35.000 Lucy Goat Talk.
01:41:37.000 I did an interview with you.
01:41:42.000 My ventriloquism?
01:41:48.000 See, this is back when you could be fucking offensive.
01:41:53.000 You've been on the freeway lately.
01:41:55.000 Are you saying you had to get a parking space?
01:41:57.000 Are you going to wait two hours in line to get on a ride at Magic Mountain?
01:42:00.000 There's too many damn people.
01:42:02.000 Too many people.
01:42:02.000 A new creature opens its lives every seven seconds.
01:42:06.000 There's too many people.
01:42:09.000 Are you saying that you want a law passed that any women who are pregnant in America, it's mandatory that they have an abortion? 0.99
01:42:20.000 Mandatory abortion law.
01:42:21.000 They'd have to file with the regulatory agency, which would monitor abortion clinics.
01:42:26.000 Enough to sign up.
01:42:27.000 Everyone would have to go.
01:42:28.000 You two would be like the DMV.
01:42:30.000 And if a woman... 1.00
01:42:32.000 Go to hell.
01:42:35.000 Yes, go ahead.
01:42:36.000 But if a woman didn't report in the second or third trimester, she'd have to face death. 0.99
01:42:41.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:42:44.000 He loves pissing these people up, doesn't he?
01:42:47.000 1990 was when political correctness really caught its stride.
01:42:51.000 And it kept going and going.
01:42:53.000 Vice, thanks to Jim Goad, pushed it back.
01:42:57.000 And from, I would say up until 95, we kept it at bay.
01:43:06.000 Right?
01:43:07.000 Is that the number I'm?
01:43:08.000 No, no, sorry.
01:43:09.000 From 1995 up until 2005, we kept it at bay for 10 years.
01:43:15.000 And back in the early aughts, you could make stupid jokes.
01:43:18.000 You could say the N-word.
01:43:19.000 I'm not saying it's fun to say the N-word.
01:43:20.000 It's cool to say the N-word. 1.00
01:43:22.000 I'm saying that it wasn't called the N-word.
01:43:24.000 You could say things like, nigger is a bad thing to say.
01:43:27.000 Now you can't even say that.
01:43:30.000 And then in 2005, Larry Summers got fired from Harvard for saying maybe women don't have a predilection.
01:43:37.000 I was saying this to friends of mine recently at a little sort of dinner party thing.
01:43:41.000 And I'm saying exactly what I'm saying to you right now.
01:43:44.000 In 2005, Larry Summers was fired from Harvard for saying, maybe women don't have a predilection for STEM.
01:43:51.000 Maybe that's why they're not in it.
01:43:53.000 And you know what a woman at a little party said?
01:43:57.000 She goes, the reason women aren't Going into STEM is because these ugly fucking losers. 1.00
01:44:03.000 She's a sexist in the dictionary definition of the word. 1.00
01:44:07.000 She goes, maybe these fucking loser nerds are so disgusting to them that they don't. 0.98
01:44:15.000 We've had a few fights before, and it always goes up to like men, fucking men. 0.80
01:44:20.000 Like one time I said to her, I go, or not her, but like to the group, I go, have you noticed that when couples get older, you know, like 60s, 65, it's always the woman that's obese. 0.85
01:44:30.000 Why isn't the man obese?
01:44:32.000 It's always like, sure, there's men with pot bellies and stuff, but it's not uncommon to see like a normal-shaped man and an obese woman at 65. 0.92
01:44:40.000 And she goes, yeah, that's because they're so fucking sick of dealing with men's bullshit that they have to fucking eat just to fucking have some sort of good feelings to appease their hatred. 0.53
01:44:53.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
01:44:57.000 And I go, so your obesity is my problem too.
01:45:01.000 Is there anything that's not my fault?
01:45:03.000 And then with the STEM thing, I go, I don't know, like, are nerds in STEM that ugly?
01:45:11.000 Look at the Fields Medals winners.
01:45:13.000 And so we looked up the winners of the Fields Medals, and she saw that as a victory for her because they were not Brad Pitt.
01:45:20.000 And I thought they looked pretty good to me.
01:45:24.000 I mean, okay, the Packy's not a knockout, but like that guy with the long hair on the right, he seems pretty good.
01:45:32.000 He's six.
01:45:33.000 He's like a seven.
01:45:35.000 The guy on the far left in the plaid shirt, he's like a six. 1.00
01:45:39.000 Like no one wants to marry him.
01:45:42.000 Second guy's kind of doomed.
01:45:43.000 Second guy's not great.
01:45:45.000 The East Indian is actually not bad for a human rat.
01:45:50.000 He's also like 55 years old.
01:45:52.000 Yeah, give him a break.
01:45:54.000 But yeah, they look pretty good to me.
01:45:55.000 Wait, is that a chick who won the Fields Medal?
01:45:59.000 Fields Medal is a Nobel Peace Prize for...
01:46:02.000 A woman finally wins the Fields Medal is the headline.
01:46:05.000 It's from The Guardian.
01:46:07.000 After 50 years.
01:46:08.000 Why did it take so long?
01:46:10.000 Why did it take so long?
01:46:11.000 Because it's my fault.
01:46:13.000 Because women are bullied out of math. 1.00
01:46:15.000 When women want to take math, they go, yo, there's like guys in leather jackets with the collars up. 0.99
01:46:21.000 Yo, what are you doing here?
01:46:23.000 I don't know.
01:46:23.000 I'm interested in math.
01:46:25.000 You're a fucking chick. 1.00
01:46:27.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:46:29.000 Well, I'm actually good at math.
01:46:31.000 Oh, yeah?
01:46:32.000 What's the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis?
01:46:36.000 I don't know.
01:46:37.000 I guess I'd use calculus to solve that.
01:46:39.000 Yeah, you would, you fucking cunt.
01:46:41.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:46:42.000 I like these greaser nerds. 0.96
01:46:43.000 You're just the dudes.
01:46:45.000 This is a guy zone.
01:46:47.000 Mathematics.
01:46:48.000 If your cosine doesn't line up with your cosine.
01:46:52.000 I like these greaser nerds. 0.96
01:46:53.000 That's the greatest thing.
01:46:55.000 Greaser nerd.
01:46:56.000 You did a great job because of your knowledge of mathematics.
01:46:58.000 You were able to cosine.
01:47:01.000 In your joke.
01:47:02.000 You did a great job of incorporating Puerto Rican public school knowledge of mathematics.
01:47:10.000 So then I said to her, okay, so women go to college based on finding a man and a handsome man. 1.00
01:47:17.000 That's why they choose things.
01:47:18.000 And she's like, yeah, well, that's unfortunate, but a lot of going to college is finding a mate. 1.00
01:47:23.000 And I go, why do so many women go to FIT? 1.00
01:47:27.000 The Fashion Institute of Technology, whatever it's called, in Midtown on 35th.
01:47:33.000 That's a literal fag zone. 1.00
01:47:37.000 Ryan is the dean of FIT.
01:47:43.000 So how do you explain that?
01:47:45.000 And she's like, well, women like to peacock. 1.00
01:47:47.000 And then she just pivoted her argument. 0.99
01:47:49.000 She moved the goalpost.
01:47:50.000 And she's like, women like fashion because they're trying to attract men. 1.00
01:47:52.000 They want to peacock. 0.99
01:47:53.000 And I'm like, okay.
01:47:54.000 But you told me that women go to college to find a man and they go to FIT. 0.99
01:48:00.000 There's no men at FIT.
01:48:03.000 There's male faggots, but there's no men. 1.00
01:48:10.000 Anyway, let's take a call.
01:48:13.000 Let's see.
01:48:13.000 We got Sheldon.
01:48:16.000 Sheldon.
01:48:22.000 Sheldon, do you want the line?
01:48:23.000 Just gonna send it.
01:48:25.000 Just gonna send it.
01:48:29.000 Just gonna send it.
01:48:33.000 What's he doing up on that hill?
01:48:34.000 I was glad it's Popeye.
01:48:38.000 I just, partly because of you, I started drinking Maker's Mark.
01:48:43.000 Uh-huh.
01:48:45.000 And I've been having a little bit of fun, like, with the wax on the bottle, like burning it with a cigarette lighter, like making imprints with it, like my fingerprints and stuff.
01:48:56.000 Good to know.
01:48:56.000 Just wondering if you've ever done that.
01:48:58.000 Anything simple?
01:49:00.000 No, I don't smoke, so once I open up the top, I let her go. 0.99
01:49:05.000 No, you don't just like something.
01:49:08.000 You can do it with a barbecue lighter.
01:49:10.000 Have you noticed the next day, if you really kill a bottle, your shit smells like Halloween candy?
01:49:19.000 I haven't noticed that with my shit, but I've noticed that if you like spill it on something and it dries, it's like as sticky as Coca-Cola.
01:49:27.000 Like it's like sticky, sticky.
01:49:30.000 But the weird thing is, people say, oh, you know, you're fat because you drink bourbon all the time, and that's sugar, but there's no actual sugar in bourbon.
01:49:39.000 They use sugar to make it, but it's been alcoholized by the time you get it.
01:49:48.000 Is there really enough sugar in that?
01:49:49.000 Like, think of how it's just in a Coca-Cola.
01:49:52.000 Like, that's like miles more sugar than.
01:49:56.000 Look at this stupid bitch. 1.00
01:49:58.000 She totally destroyed it.
01:49:59.000 All right.
01:49:59.000 Thanks for calling.
01:50:00.000 Thanks for your advice.
01:50:02.000 You didn't give me advice.
01:50:03.000 Motherfucker mails on.
01:50:05.000 My fucking mail's on.
01:50:08.000 Auto screen failed.
01:50:09.000 Hello.
01:50:10.000 Hello.
01:50:12.000 Hello?
01:50:15.000 I hate my wrinkly eyes on this show.
01:50:18.000 Look, I don't have wrinkly eyes.
01:50:20.000 But then when I put these on, it's wrinkle central.
01:50:24.000 It's not what I look like.
01:50:26.000 This is what I look like.
01:50:27.000 Hey.
01:50:28.000 Hey.
01:50:29.000 You're cool.
01:50:30.000 You're cool.
01:50:31.000 She's a possum. 1.00
01:50:34.000 Possibly.
01:50:35.000 Go ahead, you're online?
01:50:40.000 617?
01:50:41.000 Hey, yes, you're in.
01:50:42.000 Yes.
01:50:42.000 Yeah.
01:50:42.000 How you doing?
01:50:44.000 Hey.
01:51:02.000 Yeah, I was thinking like, you know, a lot of heavy shit with, you know, blackpilling, impeachment, and Trump, you know, losing.
01:51:11.000 So I was thinking I could see you guys.
01:51:14.000 Dude, keep the faith.
01:51:16.000 The Kraken is coming.
01:51:22.000 Q. Q is on his way.
01:51:24.000 Q. Trump's going to face a firing squad.
01:51:34.000 Oh, my God.
01:51:35.000 The Donald is a great place, dude.
01:51:36.000 I mean, the Donald outwin, great place, but yeah, some theories that aren't so accurate on there.
01:51:42.000 But yeah, Gavin, I'm sure you're basically a connoisseur of racist jokes, but maybe there's one that you haven't found.
01:51:52.000 Okay.
01:51:53.000 So why don't the Saudis drive and fuck on the same day? 1.00
01:52:04.000 Why don't they drive and fuck on the same day? 0.99
01:52:06.000 Why don't you wear out the camel?
01:52:08.000 Ah.
01:52:09.000 Nice one.
01:52:11.000 You didn't give me a chance to guess, but okay.
01:52:16.000 Sorry, I heard a pause, and I was like, all right, he probably was just waiting for me to tell him.
01:52:21.000 I was like, all right.
01:52:23.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:52:24.000 That was great.
01:52:25.000 What a wild run.
01:52:27.000 All right.
01:52:28.000 Thanks, dude.
01:52:31.000 I like, if it ain't SUNY, it's Shiite. 1.00
01:52:37.000 Justin.
01:52:40.000 Hey, guys, how are you?
01:52:42.000 Good.
01:52:42.000 How you doing?
01:52:45.000 Good, man.
01:52:45.000 Good, guys.
01:52:46.000 Hey, guys, just wanted to know, have you been listening to the brand new year one of five contract of Howard?
01:52:53.000 Yep.
01:52:55.000 Every day.
01:52:56.000 What are your thoughts, man?
01:52:57.000 Because they're brutal.
01:52:59.000 Dude, it's driving me insane.
01:53:04.000 How about today he had a thing on where it was talking to all the whackpackers about who's getting vaccinated? 1.00
01:53:10.000 And Jeff the Drunk is and Tanmom is not. 0.99
01:53:14.000 And you'll notice when he's talking about the mask, he's like, wear a fucking mask.
01:53:19.000 What's so hard about wearing a mask?
01:53:21.000 You fucking dummies.
01:53:23.000 We're killing people.
01:53:24.000 You're killing.
01:53:25.000 And then with the vaccine, he's sort of like, yeah, you should get the vaccine.
01:53:31.000 Oh.
01:53:32.000 And I just, I want to dive into my radio.
01:53:35.000 I want to dive into my radio and go, how about you, Mr. Fucking Jewbag? 1.00
01:53:39.000 It's you.
01:53:40.000 Are you getting your fucking vaccine?
01:53:43.000 So he's chastising.
01:53:45.000 It's because he wants to be in that basement, man.
01:53:48.000 Yes.
01:53:49.000 And he's a hypochondriac.
01:53:52.000 So he's petrified of the vaccine.
01:53:55.000 He thinks the vaccine is as dangerous as COVID.
01:53:58.000 So he's got the whackpackers on and he's chastising them for being paranoid. 0.95
01:54:03.000 Meanwhile, he's way more paranoid than Tanmom. 0.78
01:54:07.000 Way more.
01:54:08.000 And his excuse, when he really gets pushed on it, is he's like, well, why would I waste a vaccine on me?
01:54:16.000 I don't even go out.
01:54:18.000 There's like 9 billion vaccines.
01:54:20.000 We can afford to spend one on you, dude.
01:54:23.000 It's okay.
01:54:26.000 Well, considering most of his friends probably have already gotten it or they're right in line to get it.
01:54:33.000 Did you think it was weird?
01:54:34.000 I think it was last week when it was the couples that they hang out with contacted his wife and then him separately and were like, are you keeping her inside?
01:54:46.000 Are you preventing her from hanging out?
01:54:49.000 Why won't you let her leave? 0.98
01:54:51.000 And I was kind of surprised that he shared that because it was really telling.
01:54:55.000 Wait, why can't she leave? 0.94
01:54:57.000 You guys are rich.
01:54:57.000 You got the vaccine now.
01:54:59.000 Everything's okay.
01:55:01.000 It was just like a weird insight into their relationship.
01:55:04.000 Oh, I didn't catch that.
01:55:05.000 So Stern won't let Beth leave the house?
01:55:10.000 Well, no, it was like their friends, like whatever couples they hang out with, they contacted Beth and then they contacted Howard, like not together, but like separately.
01:55:21.000 And we're like, why won't Howard let you come out and hang out with us?
01:55:25.000 And then to Howard, like, why won't you let Beth hang out with us?
01:55:28.000 And so Howard went on air and was like, yeah, our friends are actually accusing me of keeping her trapped inside.
01:55:34.000 And it was just like, and then he went on and told that story.
01:55:36.000 It was like, I think it was Tuesday of last week, but it was just like, whoa, dude, I don't know.
01:55:43.000 It just made it seem like he was like, she's trapped inside.
01:55:46.000 Because just even yesterday, he was complaining that she's eating too much fucking charms. 1.00
01:55:50.000 It's just like one year later, I think just really getting on each other's nerves.
01:55:55.000 Yeah.
01:55:56.000 He's such a fucking phony.
01:55:58.000 He has no, he doesn't really care about COVID.
01:56:02.000 He wants an excuse to be an agoraphobe.
01:56:05.000 And isn't it funny how Howard Stern and all these comedians like David Cross, they tell us how to live our lives and all the things we're doing wrong.
01:56:13.000 And you go, all right, your life must be amazing.
01:56:16.000 You must have like six kids and be kicking ass and taking names.
01:56:20.000 And then you look at their lives and they're fucking neurotic messes who see a therapist every day and you realize, oh, you're projecting.
01:56:29.000 It always goes back to me to like, you know, those politicians that are super scared of faggotry. 1.00
01:56:34.000 And then you find out that they hit on a dude at the airport at the, you know, in the bathroom.
01:56:40.000 They fucking grabbed his dick while he was pissing.
01:56:42.000 Like, the more these people scream about how to do life right, the more they're doing life wrong.
01:56:49.000 And Howard Stern's a perfect example of that.
01:56:54.000 I completely agree with that.
01:56:55.000 Totally agree with that.
01:56:57.000 Despite all the marvels that he has, at the end of the day, he's just still just a very like jealous, like angry person.
01:57:05.000 I completely agree with what you're saying.
01:57:07.000 it's revenge of the hurt.
01:57:09.000 Like, Hollywood is revenge of the hurt.
01:57:11.000 Those were gays who were bullied in their small towns.
01:57:16.000 Politics is revenge of the hurt.
01:57:18.000 It's ugly people trying to become famous who couldn't make it in Hollywood.
01:57:24.000 And comedy is revenge of the hurt.
01:57:26.000 It's these people with manic depression who are trying to survive and not kill themselves.
01:57:31.000 And they're telling us how to live our lives.
01:57:33.000 All these people preaching to you and criticizing you for what you're doing with your life, they are projecting.
01:57:40.000 Their life sucks, and they want to tell you how to live your life.
01:57:45.000 Yeah, that was like one of my first red.
01:57:47.000 That's a good red tail, man.
01:57:49.000 Yeah, that is totally true.
01:57:50.000 It's just what they're really.
01:57:51.000 They're just talking to themselves.
01:57:52.000 They are, because they're jealous of you.
01:57:54.000 They're talking to themselves.
01:57:55.000 Yeah.
01:57:56.000 And they're saying, get it together.
01:57:58.000 You're a fucking loser.
01:57:59.000 What they really mean is I'm a fucking loser.
01:58:03.000 All right.
01:58:03.000 Thanks for calling, dude.
01:58:05.000 It's like, do you remember that SNL guy?
01:58:07.000 Yeah, I remember.
01:58:08.000 Yeah, I remember that.
01:58:11.000 Dude, I have something super gay to say.
01:58:13.000 Hell yeah.
01:58:15.000 The way he faded away like that reminded me, I watched Soul with my son.
01:58:21.000 So good.
01:58:22.000 You loved it.
01:58:23.000 I was blubbering.
01:58:24.000 Me too.
01:58:25.000 Yeah, I was crying.
01:58:26.000 You're such a faggot. 1.00
01:58:27.000 I can't believe you watched it without a kid.
01:58:28.000 Did you go to the theater?
01:58:30.000 I watched it with my girl.
01:58:32.000 It's on Disney Plus.
01:58:36.000 Isn't it precious?
01:58:36.000 It's so good.
01:58:37.000 Isn't it precious?
01:58:40.000 Call your dad back.
01:58:41.000 Tell him you love soul.
01:58:42.000 You make my penis recoil into my anus. 0.98
01:58:45.000 Is that gay? 0.97
01:58:46.000 You should tell me to go fuck myself every time you open your mouth because my penis goes in my ass. 1.00
01:58:51.000 Is it gay that I'm making that happen? 0.99
01:58:53.000 It's as far as dads watching movies with their kids goes, not adults watching it with their girlfriends, it is fucking amazing.
01:59:06.000 Holy shit.
01:59:07.000 What a great movie to watch with your child.
01:59:10.000 What a great children's movie to watch with your child.
01:59:14.000 What did you like about it?
01:59:17.000 It was kind of religious in a way.
01:59:19.000 A little bit.
01:59:20.000 And I like the premise that it was like, you have to find your joy, right?
01:59:24.000 So you have to be, you know, Jimi Hendrix and find the guitar.
01:59:31.000 And then the movie goes, actually, no, you have, your joy can just be living.
01:59:38.000 It can just be walking down the street.
01:59:44.000 It doesn't look appealing too.
01:59:46.000 I'm not sure about the art, especially this kind of stuff and the weird Picasso shit.
01:59:52.000 Right.
01:59:52.000 And I'm not, I hate jazz.
01:59:54.000 Yeah, but it's not that prominent in it, you know.
01:59:57.000 Yeah.
01:59:58.000 So, you know, when you look at the trailer, you probably say no.
02:00:01.000 And I never would have watched it, of course, if I didn't have a child.
02:00:04.000 Okay, okay, okay.
02:00:06.000 I still like to preserve the magic of childhood within me.
02:00:09.000 Yeah, you're really good at that.
02:00:10.000 You're not great at being an adult and actually reading a fucking book, for example.
02:00:14.000 No.
02:00:14.000 Which you haven't read in, what, five years?
02:00:17.000 Something like that.
02:00:18.000 But so you're doing an excellent job of preserving your fucking childhood.
02:00:23.000 Well, think about this movie.
02:00:24.000 If somebody's passion was reading books, they're not walking around.
02:00:28.000 Remember that one scene where she's just sitting outside and then the way that they...
02:00:32.000 Shut up, Brian.
02:00:33.000 Like the way the leaf.
02:00:34.000 Shut up. 0.95
02:00:34.000 When the leaf was falling? 0.95
02:00:36.000 Just shut up. 1.00
02:00:38.000 But the concept of the film was...
02:00:40.000 I think what happened was they did that movie with the emojis where it was like joy and sadness and all that.
02:00:47.000 And they went, holy shit, that was a hit.
02:00:50.000 Tugging on heartstrings, of course you know the name of the movie.
02:00:52.000 Tugging on heartstrings is good for business.
02:00:54.000 So they just hired the best writers in the world to do a tugging on heartstrings, who are you, joy, love, what is birth, what is your passion, blah, blah, blah.
02:01:06.000 And they've, I gotta say, man, they fucking nailed it.
02:01:10.000 Like, me and my seven-year-old son were sobbing.
02:01:15.000 Oh, he was too?
02:01:16.000 Oh, yeah.
02:01:17.000 Nice.
02:01:18.000 Nice.
02:01:18.000 What do you think about the barbershop scene?
02:01:20.000 Because you know what I noticed about it?
02:01:22.000 For being a black-led Pixar thing, like this is the first Pixar Black movie.
02:01:26.000 It was going to be full of PC stuff, but it wasn't like at all.
02:01:30.000 Besides, it wasn't PC.
02:01:32.000 There was one taxi joke that was like, oh, you're going to have a hard time getting a taxi.
02:01:36.000 Yeah, no, I didn't feel...
02:01:39.000 In fact, the barbershop scene, the girl is kind of white.
02:01:43.000 It was white.
02:01:43.000 It was woke.
02:01:44.000 So it was like a white girl taking over a barbershop. 1.00
02:01:48.000 Yeah.
02:01:48.000 Is that the criticism that got that?
02:01:50.000 That was my point.
02:01:51.000 I didn't see that elsewhere, but this is a reaction to it.
02:01:53.000 What's good, YouTube?
02:01:55.000 Oh, God, you know.
02:01:56.000 Soul reaction.
02:01:58.000 The scene was so original and good in the movie, a lot of people could relate to it.
02:02:01.000 So this isn't a criticism of it, but what I noticed is it was actually more base than anything.
02:02:05.000 Look how Ryan comes to life when we discuss children's movies.
02:02:08.000 Oh, I've seen it.
02:02:08.000 He's finally got something to talk about.
02:02:11.000 So his body is being taken over by a white. 1.00
02:02:13.000 He's a German existentialist.
02:02:14.000 Do you think Kierkegaard was the forerunner, or do you think that he slowed down the movement?
02:02:20.000 Just being a snobby elite.
02:02:21.000 I'm a rocker.
02:02:22.000 I'm not supposed to know things like that.
02:02:24.000 I'm a rocker.
02:02:25.000 Yeah, I'm a rocker.
02:02:28.000 I'm a bomb-o-rocker.
02:02:31.000 Because I bomb places where people rock.
02:02:34.000 Okay, so what are you showing us?
02:02:36.000 So it's his body's taken over by a white woman, which is Tina Faye is the. 0.77
02:02:40.000 Oh, I didn't realize that.
02:02:41.000 Yep.
02:02:41.000 But in the movie, they also say it's just a voice she chose.
02:02:45.000 She could be anyone.
02:02:47.000 Right.
02:02:48.000 But the. 0.80
02:02:48.000 In fact, that's the problem with her is that she doesn't have a personality because she's been unborn for... 0.80
02:02:55.000 It was kind of a pro-life movie in a way.
02:02:59.000 Right.
02:03:00.000 You're right.
02:03:00.000 Because it's sort of like glorified the unborn.
02:03:04.000 Yeah.
02:03:05.000 I didn't think about that.
02:03:10.000 But yeah, it's almost borderline racist with the implications there.
02:03:14.000 There's a bunch of barbershop people in there. 0.96
02:03:16.000 They're just kind of like, dog, get my hair cut.
02:03:19.000 Alright, like, that's the vibe.
02:03:20.000 And then she starts talking about existentialism and, you know, life quandaries and all this stuff.
02:03:25.000 And then they're all circled around, like, what?
02:03:28.000 That's crazy.
02:03:29.000 All right, let's do One more column.
02:03:30.000 Peace out.
02:03:34.000 Louie.
02:03:37.000 Hey, what's up, gang?
02:03:39.000 What's up, Gang, Gang, Dance?
02:03:41.000 Can you guys hear me?
02:03:43.000 Gang Gang, how's it going?
02:03:44.000 Gang Dance for sure.
02:03:46.000 Gucci Gang.
02:03:47.000 Rad, dude.
02:03:48.000 That one song.
02:03:49.000 They have one song, yeah.
02:03:53.000 Yeah, that one.
02:03:54.000 I forget the fucking song.
02:03:55.000 It's good.
02:03:55.000 They used it in an escape video or something.
02:03:58.000 But far out, guys, I'm glad I got through.
02:04:00.000 I usually call in early, but I got worked up anyhow.
02:04:05.000 But I wanted to chat with you about, Gav.
02:04:09.000 I mean, there's so much I want to tell you, but about the future of Censor.tv.
02:04:13.000 And I'm glad that you put up that Ariel Pink thing.
02:04:18.000 I have yet to listen to it, but that was kind of where the conversation I wanted to have was about, you know, you are the godfather of hipster dump, basically, right?
02:04:29.000 And, you know, Ariel Pink is right up there with, like, in my opinion, with Kanye West and the strokes and stuff like that.
02:04:36.000 He's just too indie for it.
02:04:37.000 He's too weird for that shit.
02:04:39.000 But, you know, do you feel any sort of responsibility for these guys?
02:04:43.000 I mean, as the godfather?
02:04:46.000 Do you mean like, should I feel bad that their lives got fucked up because they've been depersoned?
02:04:54.000 Sort of, but I'm more like, do you feel like maybe you should provide a platform for these guys?
02:05:00.000 I mean, since they're going to be cast out.
02:05:02.000 I mean, like, you should see the comments on Instagram for A. Ro Pink's Instagram page.
02:05:08.000 I mean, it's horrifying.
02:05:09.000 You know, people that love his music all of a sudden are just like, fuck off and die.
02:05:14.000 And obviously, that's a travesty, you know?
02:05:19.000 So I was wondering about that and like the future of Censored.tv because you guys have something very special going on.
02:05:27.000 And, you know, maybe you guys should champion more of these guys.
02:05:31.000 And fuck the politics.
02:05:32.000 I mean, it's, you know, like you say, man, and all of the stuff you've done, you know, culture and music, all this shit.
02:05:41.000 It's, you know, the more subversive, the better.
02:05:44.000 You know?
02:05:45.000 Yeah, I'd love to take on Ariel Pink and John, what's his name?
02:05:49.000 John Mouse?
02:05:50.000 John Mouse, yeah.
02:05:52.000 And I'm totally open to it.
02:05:53.000 John Mouse, yeah.
02:05:54.000 The problem is, you know, once you cross over to the dark side, there's no turning back.
02:06:00.000 So I don't want to be like Darth Vader and say, come to the dark side, Luke, feel the force.
02:06:06.000 Once they're definitely on the dark side, I'm happy to pick them up and say, hi, you can sleep here for the night.
02:06:13.000 Here's some soup.
02:06:15.000 Really?
02:06:16.000 Of course.
02:06:17.000 But the problem is you don't want to lead them there because then there's culpability.
02:06:23.000 With Max and John, I didn't tell them to go fight Antifa.
02:06:27.000 They did go fight Antifa, and now they're in prison for four years.
02:06:32.000 I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt if I had said fuck shit up.
02:06:36.000 But I'm happy to pick up the pieces of these people.
02:06:40.000 The problem is, I don't think a lot of these guys understand, and Ariel Pink and John Mouse are definitely two of these people.
02:06:46.000 They don't understand what a fucking pariah you become.
02:06:51.000 I have trouble finding a lawyer, no matter how frivolous the suit is.
02:06:55.000 I have trouble getting a dentist.
02:07:00.000 When I sign into the gym, I write Ginny McGuinne, because I don't want to write Gavin McInnes.
02:07:06.000 When I meet a contractor who's going to fix my countertops, I say my name's Kevin.
02:07:13.000 I don't think a lot of these ex-libs realize the world they're getting into.
02:07:18.000 And it's a world of...
02:07:19.000 It's being in a mixed-race couple in 1949 is what it is.
02:07:24.000 No, no, I get that, Gav.
02:07:26.000 I really do.
02:07:29.000 The thing that I'm concerned with, because I've called in before and I'm usually talking about culture stuff.
02:07:36.000 And it's that, you know, the hipsterdom thing is an important aspect of like the early aughts and stuff.
02:07:45.000 And now it's kind of coming up as a, it's resurfacing as a revival of that.
02:07:51.000 And mostly, I mean, you know, most of this stuff, these guys, they're not political.
02:07:58.000 Like, you know, Ariel Pink's music is just weird and interesting.
02:08:02.000 But I wonder, like, would you ever, you know, and if you see the future of Censor.tv championing artists or filmmakers or what have you, authors that, you know, somebody needs to kind of stand up for these people and say,
02:08:21.000 I'm going to publish your work.
02:08:23.000 I'm going to release your music.
02:08:25.000 And if it's, you know, if you're a pariah, whatever, you know, almost, it's almost as if that was an asset at this point because, you know, things that are kind of underground or under the radar and censored,
02:08:42.000 that's what makes the world go round at the end of the day.
02:08:46.000 I mean, it takes time, but, you know, and I would hope that you're considering this.
02:08:51.000 I'm not considering it.
02:08:53.000 I am it.
02:08:54.000 That's what we're doing.
02:08:55.000 That's what we're doing to our fullest capacity.
02:08:57.000 I'd love to sign Ariel Pink to a record label.
02:09:01.000 I would love to start my own payment processor.
02:09:04.000 I would love to find him.
02:09:06.000 I actually did find him a producer today that would happily work with him despite his mega sins.
02:09:14.000 Yeah, the dude who does our songs.
02:09:15.000 Oh, that's awesome.
02:09:17.000 So I'm working hard on that.
02:09:19.000 I want to be the island of Misfit Toys, and I think that's what Censored.tv is all about.
02:09:25.000 It's about the underground.
02:09:27.000 It's about...
02:09:29.000 Wait, what?
02:09:32.000 No, I think you're right, man.
02:09:34.000 I mean, I think that I'm glad that you're doing that because, I mean, you're Gavin McGinnis, and there's no, you know, I don't have to go into what you mean to a culture, but, you know, there's like myself, I'm just a dude.
02:09:48.000 I have weird thoughts about politics and stuff.
02:09:51.000 But aside from that, you know, there's a lot of people who are willing to say things either in literature or in filmmaking.
02:09:58.000 And it's not going to happen.
02:09:59.000 You know, it's not going to, like if I were to write a script or something and it had, you know, these words that are censored, it just would never happen.
02:10:06.000 And I hope that you're considering at some point expanding, you know, of course, creating a web series of not just news things, but a web series of just fictional characters and stuff where they could just say things and not have to worry about.
02:10:26.000 Yes, that's what we're doing.
02:10:27.000 Thanks for calling.
02:10:29.000 We got your point.
02:10:29.000 We got your point.
02:10:31.000 Did you get a weird vibe that he was about to do some like 90-degree turn?
02:10:34.000 Pranky thing?
02:10:35.000 No.
02:10:36.000 Say my mother's address or something?
02:10:37.000 No, his voice is called.
02:10:40.000 It had a gotcha vibe.
02:10:41.000 You know what it is?
02:10:42.000 It's a mixture of confidence and nervousness.
02:10:46.000 That's what I picked up.
02:10:46.000 But at first I was like, is it a prank?
02:10:48.000 Yeah.
02:10:49.000 But no, he's called in a couple of times.
02:10:50.000 There's a gotcha moment.
02:10:51.000 He's called in a couple.
02:10:52.000 But yeah, that's what we're doing.
02:10:53.000 I mean, we only just now seemed to have worked out our payment process.
02:11:03.000 And that's something that people don't get.
02:11:04.000 Like, they go, James O'Keefe, he built his own pirate ship and he's got it.
02:11:08.000 Now he's fucking rocking.
02:11:10.000 James O'Keefe spends a third of his time in court suing people.
02:11:13.000 Ezra Levant, rebel media, he built his own thing and now he can go.
02:11:18.000 Ezra Levant spends, I guess, 30% of his budget suing people for calling him a Nazi or rebel Nazis.
02:11:28.000 So we are constantly floundering, trying to repair this ship and fix holes in it.
02:11:36.000 But once it starts going forward, absolutely do I want Ariel Pink.
02:11:41.000 I mean, ooh, I hired Atheism is Unstoppable because he was banned.
02:11:47.000 I'm not an atheist.
02:11:48.000 I don't support atheism.
02:11:50.000 I'm a Catholic, but I have no problem with dissenting voices.
02:11:54.000 And I think he's got a very important voice.
02:11:58.000 That's what I was trying to do with Vice.
02:12:00.000 I wanted to have people from all over.
02:12:02.000 I had Janine Garofilo write an article for Vice called I Hate Conservatives. 0.56
02:12:08.000 She eventually stopped calling us back.
02:12:11.000 Wait, what's the matter?
02:12:13.000 No, no, nothing.
02:12:15.000 But that's the goal.
02:12:17.000 So as we get more money, we'll get more censored misfits to be able to do their work. 1.00
02:12:25.000 And, you know, there's a lot of optimism here with media on the right.
02:12:29.000 There's talk of Trump starting a sort of a MAGA network.
02:12:33.000 Elon Musk is getting a satellite.
02:12:36.000 They're only $250 million, I believe, and starting his own internet.
02:12:40.000 So there is a light behind the clouds.
02:12:44.000 But we're just going to keep persevering through the rain right now, working as hard as we can to make sure that we survive this.
02:12:55.000 We're burrowing underground as of right now.
02:12:58.000 We're not invading the Capitol.
02:12:59.000 We're not going to assassinate Joe Biden like the fucking Reddit nuts are saying.
02:13:04.000 There's no political activism on the horizon.
02:13:07.000 But what it's really about now is girding our loins and making sure we can survive the next few weeks until we can build not just our own thing, because Parler built their own thing.
02:13:17.000 You have to build more than your own thing.
02:13:19.000 You have to build your own infrastructure.
02:13:22.000 And I'm relying on Elon and Trump to help us do that so we can have free speech again.
02:13:31.000 Because that's what America is.
02:13:34.000 America is as closely related to free speech as Islam is to the Quran and Judaism is to the Torah. 0.85
02:13:48.000 It is our spine.
02:13:50.000 Without free speech, we don't have an America.
02:13:53.000 And as of today, it's looking like we don't have an America.
02:13:57.000 So we are going to fight as hard as fucking hell to bring that back because no one can help us.
02:14:02.000 Israel, Germany, no one can help us rebuild America. 0.85
02:14:07.000 We have to do that as Americans.
02:14:09.000 And that's what we're going to do.
02:14:11.000 So get fired.
02:14:12.000 Get in trouble.
02:14:13.000 Be brave.
02:14:15.000 And never stop fighting.