Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 04, 2021


GOML LIVE #84 | PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH? (Part 1)

Topics
feigned outrage Proud Boys terrorism theory countering Atomwaffen Proud Boys designation as a terrorist organization Kyle Rittenhouse bail violation
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Gavin McInnes
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Proud Boys Gary Sandy Hook Sacky Space Force Planes Donald Trump Antifa Saki Ryan Marjorie Taylor Greene Gavin McTinnis Nancy Pelosi David Huber Shiz Mobbin Ron Reagan David Hogg Michael Gucci Johnny Apple CBD Lil Uzi Vert Cassidy Williams and 71 more
S03E68 - FAKE NEWS NATION S03E69 - REALITY CRISIS

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Lil Uzi Vert's new music video for Drinkin' and Smokin' is out, and it has a lot of people talking about it. Also, we talk about how expensive it is to live in New York, and how much it's going to take to be a good night out in the city. We also talk about what it's like to work a minimum wage job, and why it's a good thing you don't have to go to college to get a job that pays minimum wage. And finally, we answer the question of the day: How much does it cost to be an Uber driver in the Big Apple? And how much do you pay for a house in the Bronx? And is it a fair rate? and much more! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McTinnis is a podcast about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Produced by Gavin McInnis and Matt Knost If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and become a patron! Subscribe, Like, and Share, and tell a friend about what you're listening to this podcast! Thank you for listening and sharing it on your favorite streaming platform! It helps us spread the word about what we're doing it! -Gavin McTINNIS - Thank you, GAVIN'EVERYONE DAY, P.S. We're working on a new album coming soon! We'll see you next week! XOXO, Gav's next episode is out on the 21st episode will be out next Tuesday! . Subscribe to our new album is out! and we'll have a new song out soon! Thank you so much love, Gavin, Gave us a discount code: GAVY'S PODCAST by Gav & GABE XO Gav has a good time! Gave me a chance to give you a shoutout in the podcast, GRAVY! Love ya'll a review of the new album, GMAIL! on my account! xo, GABY. -JAYO -TAYLUVY, RYAN XO, JUICY, GOULDY, BABY, JAYE, RAYA, BAYO, SONGS

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00:00:12.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McTinnis!
00:00:20.000 It kind of turns me on when she's licking on my stones. 0.99
00:00:23.000 Now that could be balls, or it could be jewelry around your neck. 0.99
00:00:41.000 I don't think that would turn me on. 0.99
00:00:42.000 I think it would laugh. 0.83
00:00:45.000 To lick jewelry off. 0.86
00:00:46.000 If you had jewelry here with like a big medallion and some girls on top of you just going... You go, what are you doing? 0.80
00:00:54.000 That video, that's Lil Uzi Vert, who just had a 25 million dollar diamond implanted into his forehead.
00:01:02.000 I'm not kidding.
00:01:05.000 Has a video called Drankin' and Smokin'.
00:01:08.000 And this was his last hit.
00:01:10.000 It's from early July.
00:01:11.000 I mean, sorry, January.
00:01:12.000 Just last month.
00:01:14.000 And in the beginning, the setup for the video is they're in a mansion with 16 rooms and 6 chicks per room and they're stripping and stuff.
00:01:23.000 Now, say I was a single man.
00:01:25.000 Uh, there he is.
00:01:27.000 Turn it up.
00:01:32.000 Is that impressive?
00:01:34.000 I see people with Gucci slides all the time.
00:01:34.000 Gucci slides?
00:01:34.000 No.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, every black high school, everyone has Gucci slides. 0.99
00:01:44.000 So, 16 rooms, 60 chicks, so you're a single man, you go there, you fornicate, like once, right? 0.97
00:01:50.000 Probably as soon as you get there, you're gonna be pretty horned up with ladies everywhere. 1.00
00:01:54.000 Now you're not horny anymore. 0.89
00:01:58.000 Now I wanna just talk and the music's too loud and why are all these chicks here? 1.00
00:02:03.000 Can you get them outta here?
00:02:05.000 Like this does not look fun to me. 1.00
00:02:07.000 It's like a giant, if there's 16 rooms with six girls per room, you're going to a giant fuck hotel. 1.00
00:02:07.000 And what is it? 1.00
00:02:14.000 Does that sound appealing?
00:02:16.000 Maybe if you just got out of jail, yes.
00:02:18.000 You'd go somewhere else after that.
00:02:19.000 You'd be like, alright, music's loud, I already got laid.
00:02:23.000 I'm gonna go to a dive bar. 1.00
00:02:24.000 I got a lot of shit to think about. 1.00
00:02:26.000 The world's fucking nuts. 1.00
00:02:27.000 I have to participate in my life. 1.00
00:02:31.000 You know, they really are... Women own these rappers. 1.00
00:02:35.000 That's not really... That's not thug at all.
00:02:37.000 I don't know who owns whom in this scenario. 0.99
00:02:40.000 And this song sucks. 0.83
00:02:47.000 My idea is to make instrumentals and go like, man on the street and be like, you like trap music? 0.99
00:02:52.000 Be like, yeah, Lil Uzi Vert's dope. 1.00
00:02:54.000 I'll just play instrumentals, be like, what song is this?
00:02:57.000 And be like, uh, Drake?
00:02:59.000 No.
00:03:00.000 I made it.
00:03:01.000 By the way, people were complaining about the sound on Three Hunks.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, Three Hunks has been re-uploaded.
00:03:05.000 But what was the problem?
00:03:06.000 Uh, the audio processing needed to be louder.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, right now we're- Are you making the same mistake, right, as we speak?
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:12.000 No, no, no, that's all in post.
00:03:15.000 That's all imposed.
00:03:16.000 So what did you do? 1.00
00:03:17.000 Because that was the day that you were incredibly dumb. 1.00
00:03:20.000 I think, well... Wasn't it? 1.00
00:03:23.000 It ended in a Y. The day.
00:03:26.000 I'm always dumb. 0.98
00:03:27.000 No, you were off. 0.99
00:03:28.000 When I picked you up and we went to that house.
00:03:31.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:03:32.000 I guess I was dumb. 0.80
00:03:34.000 I woke up real late. 0.99
00:03:35.000 Maybe you had Lyme disease.
00:03:36.000 Maybe I had a flare, yeah.
00:03:38.000 You had a flare. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Because you don't seem as stupid today. 1.00
00:03:40.000 Thanks. 1.00
00:03:41.000 I haven't had much of a chance to...
00:03:43.000 Like I was talking about, when people shovel driveways, it's expensive up in the burbs in Westchester.
00:03:50.000 And you go, oh yeah?
00:03:51.000 And I go, yeah.
00:03:51.000 They'll charge you like $120.
00:03:52.000 Oh my god.
00:03:54.000 And then I go, the range is maybe $80 to $120.
00:03:58.000 So you go, I'll just do it myself.
00:03:59.000 Wait, you didn't say that yet.
00:04:01.000 I said $80 to $120.
00:04:03.000 Yes.
00:04:03.000 And you go, so the going rate is like $50?
00:04:05.000 Well, no, like the fair price.
00:04:10.000 What's a fair price?
00:04:11.000 Like a neighborhood rate, like what we would do- Like in the Bronx?
00:04:14.000 For like kids, like kids pick up a shovel, like, hey, I'll do your yard for like 30- No, kids don't do it anymore though, it's Mexicans. 1.00
00:04:21.000 I remember I used to do it, certainly you did too, but what is a fair rate?
00:04:24.000 Let's say your neighbors- Okay, that's not what you were saying though.
00:04:26.000 That's what I meant.
00:04:27.000 No, you meant going rate.
00:04:28.000 What a fair rate would be, I would imagine- 30 bucks, 15.
00:04:31.000 Minimum wage is 15 bucks an hour.
00:04:34.000 You know, it should be minimum wage. 1.00
00:04:37.000 You're doing a stupid job, and you're not paying any tax, and it probably takes you two hours. 1.00
00:04:43.000 So, say there's two kids doing it at the same time. 1.00
00:04:46.000 No, they could do it in an hour, depending on the snow.
00:04:49.000 So, two kids, they should get $15.
00:04:51.000 Give them a $5 tip, $20 each.
00:04:53.000 But that's not happening anywhere around here.
00:04:56.000 I think it's 26.
00:04:57.000 In any part of the Northeast whatsoever.
00:05:00.000 It would be probably three, say it was white teenagers, they'd probably be three of them and you'd have to give a hundred total.
00:05:09.000 That whole thing?
00:05:09.000 It's just, like, crazy.
00:05:11.000 There was a diversity sign.
00:05:12.000 There's, like, all the diversity rules.
00:05:15.000 And then the homeowner, the white guy, is just, like, showing the Mexicans where to plow. 0.98
00:05:19.000 Like, it's like, oh, here's my diversity.
00:05:20.000 That's you experiencing diversity.
00:05:21.000 It's exactly what you said.
00:05:22.000 They like their food.
00:05:23.000 They like to serve us.
00:05:24.000 Oh, the suburbs around New York are very diverse in the day with their black maids and their Mexican landscapers, or I should say Hispanic landscapers, and their various ethnic contractors. 0.78
00:05:36.000 But around 8 p.m.
00:05:38.000 it becomes completely white.
00:05:40.000 But no one can see their signs at that time Wait, we're not done with little Uzi Vert though.
00:05:45.000 I wasn't kidding.
00:05:46.000 He put a 25 million I forgot to put this in the notes.
00:05:48.000 He put a 25 million dollar diamond in his head and you could probably tell from that video the guy has an IQ of a fish and I guess this is so he doesn't get robbed?
00:06:03.000 What?
00:06:05.000 That looks pretty easy just to pop off too.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 Unless that's the front and the backing is like a long steel bar that goes like this underneath the skin.
00:06:15.000 I look like, I feel like I could just pop that off or cut it off.
00:06:19.000 Dude, you're like a gangster rapper, whatever they're called today. 0.99
00:06:25.000 You're a target and you're one sharp knife away from someone getting $25 million.
00:06:35.000 Oh, they're saying he's like Vision, because Vision had a stone in his head.
00:06:38.000 Well, that's the problem with the national IQ these days.
00:06:40.000 If someone sees a diamond here, they don't think of, like, Third Eye or anything remotely interesting.
00:06:45.000 They just go straight to Marvel.
00:06:46.000 That's our range.
00:06:48.000 Marvel.
00:06:50.000 Are there any more tweets there?
00:06:51.000 That's not funny.
00:06:53.000 Keep going.
00:06:55.000 Yeah, look at Marvel with a comic book.
00:06:58.000 Nice canon of resources. 1.00
00:07:04.000 It also looks like a pussy. 1.00
00:07:07.000 You have a pussy on your forehead. 1.00
00:07:09.000 What does that mean? 1.00
00:07:10.000 I like pussy? 1.00
00:07:12.000 That's him before. 1.00
00:07:14.000 None of your shit loads. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Oh, Instagram. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Go to his Instagram.
00:07:19.000 The Source.
00:07:20.000 The Sauce.
00:07:21.000 Are you on Brave?
00:07:22.000 Maybe you should be on Chrome.
00:07:24.000 And you've got to set up an Instagram account if you're going to be doing this job.
00:07:27.000 I got it.
00:07:28.000 Censored.tv Instagram.
00:07:30.000 People should follow it.
00:07:31.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:07:32.000 That's a pussy. 1.00
00:07:33.000 Yeah, it does look like a pussy. 1.00
00:07:34.000 He's a fuckhead. 1.00
00:07:35.000 There's inside stuff that looks pussy-ish. 1.00
00:07:37.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:07:38.000 So is some of it hanging out?
00:07:40.000 That looks like botfly larvae.
00:07:43.000 Do you know what botfly larvae is?
00:07:44.000 Yeah, it's gross.
00:07:46.000 Just pull that up on YouTube so people can see.
00:07:48.000 A botfly, they're usually around Central America.
00:07:52.000 We would get them in Costa Rica there all the time.
00:07:54.000 And they lay eggs in your head or in a cow's belly usually.
00:07:58.000 And then the eggs hatch and then this fluorescent yellow
00:08:02.000 No, no, sorry, eventually a fly comes out and flies away, but what you do if you get them is you put Vaseline on your head and then they can't, they start suffocating so then they work their way out to breathe.
00:08:14.000 So, in other words, and this is in my book, Death of the Cool, you're its mother.
00:08:19.000 You gave birth, you're a surrogate mother to a fly, that's your child. 0.99
00:08:24.000 Also in the news, not in the news, today's book, this is just 2018 and it seems so prescient and so long ago at the same time.
00:08:35.000 How the Liberal Mob Ruined Science, Journalism and Hollywood, Outrage Inc.
00:08:39.000 by Derek Hunter.
00:08:40.000 I had one of my old show on the blaze and
00:08:45.000 He does a really good job of covering this sort of industry we have of feigned outrage, really.
00:08:53.000 These people aren't actually outraged.
00:08:55.000 Like, they talk about violence.
00:08:57.000 Okay, so your sense of violence.
00:08:58.000 But then when they see black-on-black crime, or they see riots with Antifa, they say, well, you know, who said riots have to be peaceful?
00:09:06.000 As Chris Cuomo said.
00:09:07.000 So it's totally insincere.
00:09:09.000 It's manufactured outrage.
00:09:11.000 And Derek, I wouldn't be recommending this if he wasn't a fantastic writer. 0.56
00:09:15.000 I think he drinks too much soda if I was to come up with a criticism of him and that's making him fat.
00:09:23.000 That's Curt Schilling.
00:09:24.000 Okay.
00:09:26.000 It's in this episode somewhere.
00:09:30.000 Oh, good, it's on the site, because they gave me all the old CRTV stuff.
00:09:34.000 All right, it's time to drop the bomb.
00:09:35.000 No FBI.
00:09:36.000 That's him there.
00:09:37.000 No FBI.
00:09:38.000 I don't mean literally drop the bomb, please.
00:09:40.000 I know you're watching now.
00:09:41.000 We always joke to the FBI on our texts.
00:09:46.000 Hey, guys.
00:09:48.000 So, Canada, this, let me go back a bit.
00:09:50.000 This guy, Jarmit Singh, he runs the NDP, which is like the Green Party.
00:09:55.000 It's the AOC party of Canada.
00:09:58.000 And normally they'd be seen as a joke, but Canada's woke, so they're taken seriously.
00:10:04.000 He, after, well actually for a while now, but especially after January 6th, he started pushing this narrative that Proud Boys need to be deemed a domestic terrorist organization.
00:10:14.000 I believe this is because Jarmit himself is known as a radical Sikh extremist, and I believe he's not allowed into India.
00:10:24.000 Now, for some strange reason, this Sikh sees himself and Muslims as the same kind of thing.
00:10:30.000 Muslims killed a million Sikhs. 0.92
00:10:32.000 I don't know why you're pals. 0.99
00:10:33.000 Is it because you're both brown? 0.82
00:10:34.000 But I guess it's that simple.
00:10:36.000 So Jarmeet is like, I hate when I look at terrorist lists and I just see brown guys that look like me.
00:10:41.000 I want to diversify terrorism.
00:10:43.000 This is my theory for the motive.
00:10:46.000 So he kept pushing it hard and said, look, the founders from Canada, me,
00:10:51.000 And they stormed the Capitol.
00:10:52.000 Ergo, Canada has a terrorism problem.
00:10:56.000 Well, I quit many years ago.
00:11:00.000 Don't go to rallies.
00:11:01.000 The picture that was shown me at a rally, that's at Berkeley where I read Ann Coulter's speech on her behalf after she had been censored.
00:11:10.000 I'm not a rally guy.
00:11:12.000 I don't get it. 0.98
00:11:12.000 I went to protests when I was 18, but like the flak jackets and the fucking plates and all that. 0.98
00:11:19.000 It's not my cup of tea. 0.99
00:11:20.000 Yeah, that was not a rally.
00:11:24.000 They make it look like I'm saying war poo. 0.99
00:11:26.000 I'm saying Uhuru, which is a joke based on Kadzikadzo, the black Hitler. 1.00
00:11:33.000 So let's just go to the the declaration. 0.77
00:11:37.000 One one.
00:11:42.000 Today.
00:11:43.000 We have placed 13 new groups on that list, including four ideologically motivated violent extremist groups.
00:11:51.000 Those four groups include the Atomwaffen Division, the Base, the Proud Boys, and the- Okay, stop.
00:11:58.000 Remember, they won't shut up about Atomwaffen and the Base.
00:12:00.000 Remember we looked those up?
00:12:02.000 So, in both cases they appeared, well, the Base appeared to be, and I have to be careful now because I know feds and lawyers are watching, the Base appeared to be 0.98
00:12:11.000 Oh shit, our sponsors! 0.99
00:12:14.000 Uh oh. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Can you print those out?
00:12:16.000 Sure can.
00:12:17.000 The base appeared to be a honey trap, I believe it's called.
00:12:21.000 Honey pot, yep. 0.98
00:12:22.000 Where they say, honey pot, where they say, man, this country's fucked up, we gotta do something, we gotta kidnap the governor or something, we gotta do this, do that, and eventually people go, yeah, I'm in. 0.98
00:12:34.000 I do know that I've never seen the base in the news. 0.98
00:12:36.000 I've never seen them carry out anything unlike the other brown terrorist groups listed. 0.99
00:12:43.000 And then I looked up, so that seems, appears to be just an online thing.
00:12:47.000 When was the last time you heard, yet another bombing by the base?
00:12:52.000 Although we did just have a bombing at a Christian church that no one's talking about.
00:12:56.000 That kind of terrorism is uncomfortable.
00:13:00.000 And then Atomwaffen we look up, and it seems to be four kind of incel types at a random college.
00:13:08.000 And they go, they have been associated with many deaths.
00:13:11.000 And then you look up the deaths, and it's like one of them converted to Islam.
00:13:16.000 The others were mad at him for that, so they shot him.
00:13:19.000 So that's one of the deaths.
00:13:20.000 And then another death was like, he was mad at his girlfriend's parents for saying they couldn't be together, so he shot them.
00:13:29.000 But the media reports it as, you know, tons of shootings and deaths surrounding them.
00:13:34.000 Yeah, who, what, where, when, why?
00:13:35.000 The 5Ws. 0.99
00:13:37.000 So that, they just made them a big thing.
00:13:40.000 And you'd hear the member of Antifa would always say, Andy Ngo creates kill lists for Atomwaffen.
00:13:47.000 Okay, that sounds terrible.
00:13:49.000 How many people that Andy Noah has exposed have they killed?
00:13:54.000 Can we have some quantifiable numbers here?
00:13:56.000 That's the crazy thing about this announcement is they put Proud Boys next to real deal terrorists with body counts.
00:14:04.000 What's the Proud Boys body count?
00:14:06.000 Antifa has a body count, remember?
00:14:09.000 When you add up all the Antifa who have killed themselves because they were facing court dates that Antifa pushed them to, and like that guy who got shot after shooting the MAGA supporter, Bishop, that Michael guy.
00:14:25.000 Yeah, there we did.
00:14:26.000 So go back to that.
00:14:28.000 So we have a death toll, an Antifa death toll of nine.
00:14:33.000 And remember, there was an Antifa shooting.
00:14:35.000 And like this guy, William Van Spronsen, he had been brainwashed by Antifa. 0.51
00:14:40.000 He went to ICE to do a mass shooting.
00:14:42.000 They shot him first.
00:14:44.000 I count that as an Antifa shooting.
00:14:46.000 That's an Antifa death.
00:14:47.000 Or this guy, Charlie Landeros, he went to pick up his kid at school with a gun.
00:14:51.000 The cop said, what are you doing with a gun here? 1.00
00:14:53.000 He was like, die, pig! 1.00
00:14:54.000 So they shot him. 0.99
00:14:55.000 Nathan Hose killed himself because he was facing felony charges for a riot that Antifa pushed him to.
00:15:04.000 Heather Heyer blamed Antifa because they spooked the driver.
00:15:07.000 That one's somewhat controversial.
00:15:10.000 Anyway, you have all these deaths.
00:15:11.000 He admitted it, though.
00:15:11.000 That's a death count.
00:15:12.000 The guy admitted that he did that.
00:15:13.000 Where's the Proud Boy death count?
00:15:16.000 Well, it's coming.
00:15:17.000 Oh, I guess they'd say the five people who died at the Capitol.
00:15:21.000 Never mind the 19 and the BLM riots.
00:15:23.000 That's crazy logic.
00:15:24.000 That's like someone at the Capitol had a Knights of Columbus membership, and then some totally different person threw a fire extinguisher, hit a cop's head, and then Knights of Columbus now are a terrorist organization that got a cop killed.
00:15:39.000 That would never hold up in court.
00:15:41.000 I will say, though, in defense of the left,
00:15:45.000 It is kind of weird how the left didn't cover the death of that cop, Sicknick.
00:15:54.000 This is 1-8.
00:15:54.000 If you watched MSNBC, CNN, you'd see the funeral of Sicknick.
00:16:00.000 If you watch Fox News, right-wing media, you wouldn't see it. 1.00
00:16:02.000 That's fucked up. 1.00
00:16:04.000 Poor show there, righties. 1.00
00:16:06.000 All black lives matter, no matter who killed them.
00:16:12.000 I saw this year, 45 cops have died in gunfire.
00:16:14.000 13 have died in vehicular assault.
00:16:19.000 I couldn't find any cops who have died, besides that retired sheriff, who have died in the Antifa BLM riots.
00:16:26.000 There's probably been about 30 people that have been killed in those riots.
00:16:28.000 I don't think any of them are cops.
00:16:31.000 But yeah, we have to report on all cops.
00:16:34.000 Although, there have been 700 cops injured at the Antifa BLM riots.
00:16:40.000 And, yeah.
00:16:43.000 And then we just had that FBI woman shot.
00:16:46.000 You know what, this is 1-9.
00:16:49.000 So, they were investigating a child porn ring, and he shot her through the door. 0.99
00:16:57.000 I cannot find a fucking picture of this guy. 0.99
00:16:59.000 His name's David Huber. 0.99
00:17:00.000 That's pretty unusual.
00:17:03.000 I can't find the whole, no, that's the 700 injured, and we're now over to 2-0.
00:17:10.000 I can't find a picture of this dude.
00:17:11.000 Why is that?
00:17:12.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.000 What kind of name is Huber?
00:17:15.000 Is that Hispanic?
00:17:16.000 It could be Scandinavian.
00:17:17.000 One of my friends said this sounds really fishy. 0.99
00:17:20.000 Just throwing a child porn thing on there. 1.00
00:17:23.000 Like what kind of child porn guy sits there with guns waiting for the FBI to scoop him? 0.61
00:17:27.000 I don't know.
00:17:29.000 Plenty of them.
00:17:29.000 I watched that movie Contra Land last night, hoping to get some kind of a big picture on this child trafficking thing.
00:17:36.000 It started with an, I don't want to call it an entrapment, but a, to catch a predator type of thing, which is good.
00:17:42.000 Do that.
00:17:42.000 But I'm more interested in the trafficking rings.
00:17:45.000 Then they go down to the border where we're told that, that,
00:17:51.000 The Mexicans are bringing over all these kids. 1.00
00:17:53.000 I didn't see any.
00:17:54.000 And then they go to the history of pedophilia and say it was started by this guy whose name I forget. 0.92
00:17:59.000 OK, that's all good and dandy, but I still am seeing truckloads of kids being caught and they're being used as prostitutes. 0.94
00:18:08.000 Where do they come from? 0.93
00:18:08.000 What's their ethnicity? 0.93
00:18:10.000 Where are their parents?
00:18:11.000 Who's organizing all this?
00:18:12.000 Is it MS-13?
00:18:14.000 It's a giant black hole in modern reporting.
00:18:19.000 Anyway, we'll get let's get back to the Proud Boys thing.
00:18:25.000 This thing too, by the way.
00:18:27.000 There's a lot of... I think a lot of it would come from Asia and then South America too.
00:18:32.000 But this lady... Yeah, that's Muslims. 1.00
00:18:35.000 Who cares? 0.71
00:18:36.000 Just kidding.
00:18:38.000 But yeah, that's China and the way China treats Muslims. 0.57
00:18:40.000 That's not a concern of mine.
00:18:42.000 Yes, it's one of their many human rights violations. 0.83
00:18:44.000 I'm more concerned with the sex slaves in America. 0.99
00:18:47.000 But go back to the old guy. 0.99
00:18:51.000 Talking about Proud Boys.
00:18:52.000 The Russian imperial movement.
00:18:56.000 You'll notice, by the way, you have to Google all of these.
00:18:58.000 The Russian Imperial Movement?
00:19:01.000 Every time I look them up today, by the way, to see like, what are they up to?
00:19:05.000 Where's their base?
00:19:06.000 And it was always the Proud Boys thing.
00:19:08.000 It was this.
00:19:09.000 This is the biggest thing they've done.
00:19:11.000 It's been added to this list.
00:19:16.000 Russian Imperial Movement.
00:19:17.000 Okay.
00:19:18.000 Russian imperialists are going to get us. 0.86
00:19:22.000 The base, the Proud Boys, and the Russian Imperial Movement.
00:19:27.000 We also recognize that other forms... One does not fit in there.
00:19:30.000 Like all these serious, badass names.
00:19:32.000 Well, wait until you see the Islamic groups. 0.96
00:19:33.000 They're Al-Qaeda.
00:19:35.000 I'm Osama Bin Laden now.
00:19:37.000 I started a group that's on the same list as Al-Qaeda.
00:19:40.000 So I heard that they were going to fight it in court.
00:19:43.000 But first of all, this is why that's going to be almost impossible. 0.98
00:19:47.000 A, you take them to court and you go, that allegation's bullshit, there's no evidence. 0.95
00:19:51.000 And they go, let me see your evidence. 0.96
00:19:53.000 They go, we can't show you the evidence because it's a matter of national security.
00:19:58.000 Oh, well, how do we defend ourselves in court then?
00:20:01.000 How do they defend themselves in court?
00:20:02.000 I haven't been in the group for two years.
00:20:04.000 I said, don't go to January 6th.
00:20:07.000 It's a pinned tweet on censored.tv. 0.99
00:20:12.000 And then the other problem is whoever wants to put their face on that, you better be a black Muslim billionaire because you're going to be scrutinized as a white supremacist terrorist for, I mean, you're basically saying investigate the living shit out of me and go through all my social media and see if you can find one thing violent. 0.99
00:20:31.000 What is evidence? 1.00
00:20:32.000 Like they go on telegram and some moronic 18 year old goes, we should fucking kill Nancy Pelosi the fucking bitch. 1.00
00:20:39.000 Like on some random convo. 1.00
00:20:42.000 Is that now evidence of planning insurrection? 0.99
00:20:46.000 What's like, what's someone talking shit? 0.99
00:20:49.000 And what's a plan? 1.00
00:20:51.000 I think the majority of the stuff I've heard, and I'm not talking about Proud Boys now, I'm talking about that when they're going to kidnap the governor, was just guys talking shit. 0.98
00:21:00.000 But anyway, that doesn't matter in this political theater that is Clown World. 0.97
00:21:06.000 Violent extremism remain a serious concern, such as those motivated by religion or political
00:21:13.000 Five Daesh affiliates have also been added now to this list, which include the Islamic State of West Africa Province, Islamic State in the Greater Sahara, Islamic State in Libya, Islamic State East Asia, and the Islamic State Bangladesh.
00:21:27.000 In addition, three Al-Qaeda affiliates are also being added, including Jammat, Nusra al-Islam wal-Muslim, the Front de Liberation de Messina, and Sardine.
00:21:39.000 And finally, we are also adding one international terrorist group, the Hezbollah Mujahideen.
00:21:45.000 This update hopefully sends a strong message that Canada will not tolerate ideological, religious, or politically motivated acts of violence.
00:21:55.000 They are all hateful, intolerant, and as we have seen, they can be dangerous.
00:22:00.000 We also know that they recruit people with military experience to leverage their training.
00:22:05.000 Wait, wait, says who?
00:22:07.000 We know they recruit people with military experience.
00:22:09.000 Maybe military experience are attracted to the groups.
00:22:13.000 Like Proud Boys and that.
00:22:15.000 Like where do they go to military bases?
00:22:17.000 Hey, come here.
00:22:21.000 You got any Purple Hearts?
00:22:22.000 Yeah, I have two.
00:22:25.000 I want you to check out this men's club. 0.86
00:22:27.000 There's no recruiting.
00:22:28.000 In fact, with that club, and I assume this is true because it was true when I was there, we were like anti-recruiting.
00:22:35.000 It was trying to get the numbers low and making sure there's no antifa and stuff, pushing people away.
00:22:40.000 There's no like going down alleyways or going to the boxing gym, going to the military base.
00:22:47.000 Hey! 0.99
00:22:48.000 Recruiting.
00:22:49.000 Islam recruits. 0.88
00:22:53.000 Countering this group has become an important priority for the government of Canada.
00:22:57.000 Good.
00:22:57.000 In Canada, our public safety and national security... By the way, this is the same country that awarded terrorist Omar Khadr with 10 million dollars as a sorry because they figured he had a rough time at Guantanamo.
00:23:11.000 And why was he in Guantanamo?
00:23:13.000 Because he murdered a Canadian military guy and blinded another.
00:23:20.000 One was American, one was Canadian.
00:23:23.000 But he had a rough time.
00:23:25.000 Okay.
00:23:27.000 Let's focus on Atomwaffen, shall we?
00:23:29.000 I bet there's no Atomwaffen in Canada.
00:23:32.000 Hmm.
00:23:33.000 Maybe not.
00:23:33.000 I bet it's not even a thing.
00:23:35.000 I bet it doesn't even exist anymore.
00:23:37.000 I bet it was a whim of some weirdos at some college three years ago.
00:23:44.000 But I'm told that this can lead to things like
00:23:48.000 You can't have a Proud Boys, like, bank account, which I don't think there is, but you can't sell Proud Boys merch.
00:23:54.000 And if you buy it, you're donating to terrorism.
00:23:57.000 So that's the end of Enrique's stores and all that.
00:23:59.000 Fine with me.
00:24:01.000 And, uh, I think what it's really about is if there's a transgression, like a fight and it's on, you know, near, uh, near a political institution, then they can take that and
00:24:15.000 Blow it up into something nuts.
00:24:18.000 So if you're remotely affiliated with the Proud Boys, don't jaywalk.
00:24:22.000 If you get caught with anything, if you get caught dealing pot, you're probably in an illegal drug cartel that's raising money for a terrorist group.
00:24:30.000 Next thing you know, you get 20 years for a joint.
00:24:36.000 By the way, speaking of the capital invasion, AOC was nowhere near it.
00:24:43.000 AOC Small A is trending on Twitter.
00:24:45.000 She was, I don't even think a stone's throw away. 0.74
00:24:49.000 Sorry, this is 1-7.
00:24:51.000 Gotcha.
00:24:56.000 But she talked about how she was scared of the officer, and she had been raped, and she thought she was gonna die, and then she said, she even went so far, I remember her saying, your constituents, talking to Republicans, had tried to have me, no, you tried to have your constituents kill me.
00:25:12.000 But her only argument is that I heard there was a storm in the Capitol and I was scared way over in my office.
00:25:18.000 Okay, there's a pube of an argument there.
00:25:21.000 But then once you find out they weren't there and weren't interested in going near you, you can't stop talking about how they were there to kill you.
00:25:29.000 Look at that.
00:25:30.000 That looks like quite a little walk.
00:25:33.000 Doesn't it?
00:25:34.000 Yeah.
00:25:35.000 If I was at the House Office Building and I was dying for a piss and the only bathroom at the U.S.
00:25:40.000 Capitol, I would be worried about getting at least a shot spot.
00:25:43.000 Yeah.
00:25:43.000 I'd go to the James Madison Building.
00:25:45.000 I would be trotting.
00:25:47.000 No, the only option is the U.S. 0.51
00:25:49.000 Capitol.
00:25:50.000 Oh, here I am.
00:25:51.000 I'm being a terrorist.
00:25:52.000 I'm trying to send people to the U.S. 1.00
00:25:53.000 Capitol.
00:25:53.000 Remember, FBI, I said, don't go.
00:25:56.000 It's a recipe for murder.
00:25:57.000 And then murder happened.
00:26:00.000 I never get credit when I say that.
00:26:01.000 I said, don't go to Charlottesville. 0.99
00:26:02.000 It's a fucking mistake. 0.99
00:26:04.000 If you do, I was back, that's back when I was in the club. 0.99
00:26:06.000 I said, you're out of the club.
00:26:08.000 Nope. 0.95
00:26:10.000 Go back to, uh, she's such a ham. 1.00
00:26:10.000 Okay. 1.00
00:26:14.000 Go back to, uh, chat, chatty guy.
00:26:16.000 Oh, what?
00:26:20.000 You shouldn't be on WAPO.
00:26:22.000 This guy.
00:26:22.000 Yeah, this guy.
00:26:23.000 Now I think there's also a, a, a Saki, um, 1.00
00:26:27.000 Mm-hmm.
00:26:28.000 Video on this.
00:26:29.000 Safe from any threat, including the threat posed by terrorism and ideologically... No, but go down, there should be... Yeah, there's the Saki one. 1.00
00:26:37.000 So it's already at our American shores.
00:26:40.000 Earlier today, Canada designated the Proud Boys as a terrorist organization, putting them alongside al-Qaeda, ISIS, and al-Shabaab.
00:26:47.000 Does the U.S.
00:26:48.000 plan to do the same?
00:26:49.000 Do you find that unusual?
00:26:50.000 I had seen that, Ed, before we came out here.
00:26:52.000 Animal House and al-Qaeda are the same. 0.96
00:26:56.000 We just yell a little loud?
00:26:56.000 Screamism?
00:26:57.000 It sounds so dangerous.
00:26:58.000 Unless you're an eardrum.
00:27:18.000 To take a look at violence and this type of concerning group activity across the country.
00:27:25.000 I expect we will wait for that review to conclude before we make any determinations.
00:27:30.000 It's an ongoing review and when it's concluded I'm sure we'll have more to say about our view.
00:27:37.000 How could this not be the end of the club?
00:27:40.000 In the sense that, who is going to clean your toilets?
00:27:43.000 Donald Trump?
00:27:44.000 Oh, no, no.
00:27:45.000 Oh, no, I would never.
00:27:46.000 I would never.
00:27:48.000 No, but, so, clearly the rallies are over.
00:27:51.000 I mean, there's no way.
00:27:53.000 If you're at a rally now and you knock over a tin can, you've detonated a bomb that didn't go off because it didn't have enough bomb in it.
00:28:02.000 I cannot see how there could be another Proud Boys Rally.
00:28:05.000 I can't see it.
00:28:07.000 But then you go, OK, personally, I think that's good because we go back to the original drinking club, which was just guys at a bar wearing the same shirt doing a silly ritual where you say what the script is.
00:28:18.000 And I can't say all the things, but it's believe me, it's water buffalo level benign.
00:28:26.000 But then, you're at a bar.
00:28:27.000 Say you even rent a room there.
00:28:29.000 Say there's second degrees with the punching with the cereals.
00:28:32.000 Someone's going to see that and be like, oh my god, there's a terrorist organization renting a room at this bar.
00:28:37.000 That bar's going to get terrorized by Antifa. 0.99
00:28:40.000 The police would come by.
00:28:41.000 I mean, Manhattan was over when Max and John went to jail.
00:28:44.000 It doesn't take a lot to kill a drinking club because you take the fun out of it.
00:28:52.000 By the way, these Russian white supremacists, aren't they just a Russian supremacist? 0.98
00:28:58.000 Yeah, like, do they hate all the blacks in Russia? 0.98
00:29:01.000 Yeah, how does that work? 0.99
00:29:02.000 Russian white supremacists? 1.00
00:29:03.000 Get blacks out of Russia, okay. 1.00
00:29:05.000 Seems very Russian. 0.99
00:29:06.000 Is that Jesus in the background?
00:29:08.000 I believe so, yes.
00:29:10.000 Which, he was not Russian.
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00:30:38.000 Okay, so that's all for that.
00:30:40.000 By the way, speaking of Saki, she was making fun of Space Force today.
00:30:45.000 1-2.
00:30:52.000 I think she thinks that Space Force is like that when Ron Reagan was talking about having fights in outer space, and he thinks that we can save Earth by only shooting each other in outer space, like a space war, a Star Wars.
00:31:09.000 I think that's what Reagan called it. 0.94
00:31:12.000 I can't remember exactly if that's exactly what Reagan wanted, but Trump isn't talking about space wars, dummy.
00:31:19.000 Some funny memes take that as that.
00:31:22.000 But he's talking about the ability to attack America from outer space via satellite, via hacking our energy, our data systems, our money.
00:31:34.000 There's a million ways that satellites and space are a danger to America.
00:31:38.000 Via China.
00:31:40.000 China.
00:31:40.000 Why are you duplicating it?
00:31:43.000 I retweeted something about the Space Force and, uh, yeah, it, it, actually, this is the first time that I learned of how important it is.
00:31:49.000 Like, apparently that happens every day, people trying to hack the, uh...
00:31:53.000 The satellites and stuff like that.
00:31:54.000 One little piece of debris could fuck everything up.
00:31:57.000 And they have these satellites that try to do that.
00:32:00.000 To mess up your satellites.
00:32:01.000 Yeah, and their satellites could blow up our satellites.
00:32:04.000 Right.
00:32:04.000 We don't have bank machines and cell phones without satellites.
00:32:08.000 Well, I guess we have bank machines, but you know what I mean.
00:32:10.000 Not working ones.
00:32:11.000 ATMs, cell phones, gas bombs, traffic lights, power grids, guided missiles, surveillance, RPAs, ground combat control.
00:32:21.000 There's no such thing as a day without space operations.
00:32:25.000 You just don't see them.
00:32:28.000 Earth is only half the battle.
00:32:30.000 Cyberattacks and jamming of our satellites.
00:32:33.000 Microsatellites that can create a debris field.
00:32:35.000 At 17,000 miles an hour, a piece of metal the size of a coin can be weaponized.
00:32:44.000 Now is the time for a military branch with a clear and singular focus on space.
00:32:49.000 A military branch that protects the hopes and dreams of America and our way of life as the space domain becomes more and more contested.
00:32:57.000 It's time for another giant leap.
00:33:01.000 Okay, we get it, we get it.
00:33:03.000 Sorry, I got lost there.
00:33:03.000 Isn't that intense?
00:33:04.000 I started watching it.
00:33:05.000 I watched the whole thing.
00:33:06.000 It was like three minutes, which is a long time. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Go back to Saki saying you're stupid. 1.00
00:33:10.000 They're just like planes. 1.00
00:33:12.000 I don't know who she's quoting.
00:33:13.000 I guess Trump said they're just like planes?
00:33:16.000 Who said they're just like planes?
00:33:19.000 No, that's the update, sorry.
00:33:22.000 Yeah, so she got made fun of and then she went and looked it up and realized she probably saw the video you just saw, but I guess I didn't include the original clip.
00:33:29.000 Just go Saki. 1.00
00:33:30.000 They're just, they're the new planes.
00:33:43.000 So I wonder who said that originally. 1.00
00:33:49.000 No, you fucking loser. 1.00
00:33:53.000 Boy, you really know how to kill the momentum of this show, don't you? 1.00
00:33:56.000 Sacky Space Force Planes, let me teach you how to Google.
00:34:00.000 Okay, we go, we scroll down, here we are watching Ryan at work, folks.
00:34:09.000 Let's see him go.
00:34:09.000 Ah, the plane of today.
00:34:11.000 The President has made a decision on keeping or keeping the scope of Space Force.
00:34:17.000 Wow, Space Force.
00:34:20.000 It's the plane of today.
00:34:21.000 It is an interesting question.
00:34:25.000 I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
00:34:29.000 I'm not sure who that is.
00:34:30.000 I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
00:34:32.000 Why don't you know who he is?
00:34:34.000 Pretty major guy to know.
00:34:37.000 You know why I think she's making that joke? 0.88
00:34:39.000 Because lots of people thought that Space Force was just that.
00:34:42.000 In fact, they did a whole movie about it with the office guy.
00:34:46.000 Michael, what's not Michael?
00:34:48.000 Steven... It was a show.
00:34:50.000 Yeah, Space Force.
00:34:50.000 Oh, it was a show?
00:34:51.000 So it was like there's a dom president named Blonald Vrump and he has Steve Carell.
00:34:59.000 Steve Carell, yeah.
00:35:01.000 Runs Space Force and it's some ridiculous outer space
00:35:06.000 Thing.
00:35:07.000 Because the people at Netflix didn't even look it up.
00:35:10.000 They just assumed whatever some chick said on Twitter was true.
00:35:14.000 How embarrassing is that?
00:35:15.000 Is that enough of the Proud Boys thing?
00:35:17.000 I mean, I'm annoyed at them.
00:35:19.000 Without January 6th, they wouldn't have had this fodder.
00:35:36.000 Good work guys, you happy?
00:35:38.000 Did you enjoy yourself?
00:35:40.000 Did you help society?
00:35:42.000 Did you help Max and John in prison? 1.00
00:35:45.000 Way to fucking go. 0.99
00:35:46.000 And of course, look at that, they use a picture of them from a totally different rally. 0.99
00:35:51.000 Does the photo caption say that?
00:35:54.000 I can't read it.
00:35:56.000 Freedom Plaza, okay, phew, December 13th.
00:36:00.000 I don't see any Canadian flags there.
00:36:01.000 It looks like this is in America.
00:36:03.000 No, the rationale is that it's a terrorist group doing terrorism all over the place.
00:36:08.000 For example, Canada.
00:36:09.000 I mean, for example, America.
00:36:11.000 Here's an example in America.
00:36:13.000 And they could be doing this here next.
00:36:15.000 So I want to make sure they don't.
00:36:17.000 Of course, I'm all over it. 1.00
00:36:18.000 Why am I still all over this shit? 0.99
00:36:21.000 I was so wasted at that speech, I don't even remember it. 0.99
00:36:24.000 I just, I did my old, if loving America and wanting the family and wanting free speech is radical, then I guess I'm a radical!
00:36:36.000 At least they include it at the very end.
00:36:38.000 McInnes has described the group as a politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and denies affiliations with far-right extreme groups that overtly espouse racist and anti-Semitic views.
00:36:48.000 McInnes sued the Southern Poverty Law Center, claiming it defamed him when it designated the Proud Boys as a hate group.
00:36:56.000 And then, nice to see them reporting facts.
00:37:01.000 And then there's Carl, uh, wait a minute.
00:37:04.000 My notes here don't have Lil Uzi Vert, but the Google Doc you have does.
00:37:08.000 Hmm.
00:37:10.000 Doesn't it?
00:37:11.000 Yeah.
00:37:12.000 Did you... No, my notes are old.
00:37:14.000 Yours are 1% newer.
00:37:16.000 But you gotta look when I'm talking about Lil Uzi Vert and know that it's chronological.
00:37:21.000 But that's just the song or is there that?
00:37:22.000 That's just the song.
00:37:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:37:23.000 Yeah.
00:37:24.000 So yeah, you should have a Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
00:37:26.000 I do.
00:37:27.000 Where he's just been arrested for violating his bail.
00:37:29.000 What?
00:37:32.000 I mean his bond, whatever.
00:37:33.000 Whatever that is.
00:37:34.000 That's the same as bail, right? 1.00
00:37:35.000 And you go, holy shit, that's terrible. 1.00
00:37:37.000 What a dummy. 1.00
00:37:39.000 What's he doing? 0.97
00:37:40.000 And then the usual reporting.
00:37:42.000 Of course, this is Twitter, so it's Teen Girl Central, but scroll down.
00:37:47.000 No more.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, look at this.
00:37:48.000 Cassidy Williams.
00:37:49.000 Click on her.
00:37:50.000 This is where we're getting our news from.
00:37:52.000 Our babysitters.
00:37:54.000 Hey, babysitter, what's going on in the world?
00:37:57.000 So, she wants you to know that your kids went to bed a little late, and Johnny was kind of bratty, not very well behaved.
00:38:07.000 Oh, and Kyle Rittenhouse violated his bail.
00:38:11.000 And then if you look at, wait, have I got the, yeah, I think I have the one in there where she says that he was with Proud Boys.
00:38:23.000 That's the only thing there.
00:38:25.000 Well, it's a Cassidy Williams thing. 1.00
00:38:26.000 There we go. 0.99
00:38:30.000 Indeed, the defendant has already demonstrated his carefree attitude by going to a bar immediately after his arraignment on January 5th and drinking three beers in the company of known proud boys while flashing white supremacist signs and wearing a free as fuck shirt. 0.99
00:38:43.000 He was in a bar. 0.99
00:38:44.000 He's underage.
00:38:44.000 You can drink underage in Wisconsin, which seems to freak everyone out.
00:38:49.000 The mentality with that rule is, I'd rather my kids, if they're gonna have a beer at a bar, I was there to make sure they didn't drive drunk.
00:38:56.000 I'm not saying it's a good or bad law, I'm just saying people seem incapable of understanding that. 0.99
00:39:00.000 And wearing a free-as-fuck shirt is retarded. 1.00
00:39:04.000 Yes, I'm not gonna defend that. 1.00
00:39:06.000 And then the white supremacist thing was this, which we've explained nine million times, just means liberals are nuts about racism.
00:39:15.000 It's not a white supremacist thing. 0.97
00:39:17.000 Yes, white supremacists use it. 0.91
00:39:19.000 Everyone who hates liberals use it. 1.00
00:39:21.000 It means, ooh, calm down, losers. 0.99
00:39:23.000 You think everything is racist. 0.99
00:39:25.000 In fact, 4chan made you think this is racist. 1.00
00:39:28.000 Because you're dumb. 0.98
00:39:32.000 So then you keep reading, sorry you keep going back to that, and then you realize this is way deep down, you got to really dig for this, but you just had it, you just had it up there, you lost it. 0.99
00:39:43.000 Rittenhouse's attorney Mark Richards countered in his own motion Wednesday that death threats have driven Rittenhouse into an undisclosed safe house.
00:39:53.000 Oh, Richard said that he offered to give prosecutors a new address in November if they would keep it secret, but they refused.
00:40:03.000 I guess they said, we can't guarantee that it won't get out.
00:40:07.000 He said, Rittenhouse has stayed in constant contact with him.
00:40:11.000 Associated Press. 0.99
00:40:12.000 So Antifa must be calling saying, we're going to kill you. 0.99
00:40:15.000 They must be viable threats.
00:40:16.000 So they go somewhere super secret, and then they go, you're not allowed to leave your house.
00:40:21.000 That's a violation of your bail.
00:40:22.000 Well, it was violate my bail or die, and I told you guys.
00:40:26.000 But because of some bureaucracy, you said,
00:40:30.000 You see how hard it is to get to the actual story?
00:40:32.000 Do you see how far perception and reality have drifted?
00:40:36.000 It's space wars.
00:40:38.000 They're the planes of today.
00:40:42.000 And they're this far apart.
00:40:44.000 As much as I love you, which is this much.
00:40:48.000 Also unavoidable to notice in the news today, Marjorie Taylor Greene. 0.98
00:40:55.000 The left's view is, she's a fucking evil nut who chased, this is what a lawyer told me today, she chased a kid who was at Sandy Hook and harassed him and told him it didn't happen. 1.00
00:41:08.000 I'm like, alright, I like to play devil's advocate and defend people, that's a little rich, I'm out. 1.00
00:41:15.000 And even denying Sandy Hook, I'm obviously out. 0.99
00:41:18.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.92
00:41:20.000 But then you start, you have to dig and dig and there's no way to Google like, what did she actually say? 0.98
00:41:26.000 Like what was the actual quote? 0.99
00:41:30.000 So, the left's view is that this crazy, psychotic bitch gets a standing ovation from Republicans as she avoids punishment for QAnon claims. 1.00
00:41:37.000 Georgia Rep mocks Kevin McCarthy is all talk and calls Mitch McConnell Mr. Big Turtle as she escapes censure for conspiracy theories. 0.99
00:41:43.000 I saw a cool picture of her with a mask that said censored. 0.54
00:41:47.000 And I was like, I hope this woman isn't nuts, because I want to back her. 0.87
00:41:54.000 I'm not saying I'm going to back her, but
00:41:57.000 What they're saying about her is not entirely accurate.
00:42:00.000 For example, yeah, there it is.
00:42:03.000 We'll put a dot TV on there in Photoshop.
00:42:05.000 Yeah.
00:42:06.000 So go to one six.
00:42:11.000 She was at, this is not Sandy.
00:42:14.000 Like, okay.
00:42:15.000 Do you, you have the thing with the comment on, on the thing I'm a doodle, right?
00:42:19.000 Let's show that first.
00:42:20.000 All right.
00:42:22.000 So the Sandy Hook never happened thing, which is unforgivable, she didn't really endorse it.
00:42:31.000 It was on some random chat.
00:42:33.000 Was it Facebook?
00:42:35.000 So some guy on Facebook, and maybe she'd had a few wines, he does this long thing about, we the people have under a silent attack from our own government ever since Bush 1 took office.
00:42:44.000 9-1-1 was done by our own government.
00:42:46.000 I don't agree with that, but plenty of rational people do.
00:42:48.000 So this is just a crazy rant that has some truth in it.
00:42:50.000 I do believe that the government must take away our gun rights.
00:42:53.000 I don't believe that they put secret explanations in acronyms of schools.
00:43:18.000 That's making it easier to be caught if you're doing these horrible things. 1.00
00:43:25.000 So, he says a ton of crazy shit and some normal shit, including I think Sandy Hook was a false flag. 0.99
00:43:32.000 Where's the Sandy Hook part? 1.00
00:43:35.000 It must be higher up.
00:43:37.000 Oh yeah, he goes, the school fund for the victims was set up weeks before the shooting.
00:43:43.000 He calls it a stagged shooting.
00:43:45.000 And then she at the bottom responds, that is all true.
00:43:51.000 By the way, I've seen the Georgia Guidestones.
00:43:54.000 Okay, so this was years ago.
00:43:56.000 We don't know.
00:43:57.000 You may have had a few wines, but this isn't really a statement. 0.99
00:44:02.000 Where you read a bunch of shit, you say it's all true when it's not, and only some of it is. 0.98
00:44:10.000 What if you read the first sentence? 1.00
00:44:13.000 But because we live in a world where everyone just reads headlines, it says she endorsed conspiracy theories.
00:44:21.000 Eh, kinda, not really.
00:44:25.000 But if it was sarcasm, it's like, yeah, that's all true.
00:44:27.000 Yeah, that's the other problem with taking random comments from Facebook from years ago.
00:44:32.000 We don't know what her motive was.
00:44:34.000 Motive is like a person, and don't take this out of context, saying, hello, Sandy Hook did not happen.
00:44:39.000 You're saying it, you have a microphone. 0.99
00:44:41.000 I'm not saying that you motherfuckers, but that's a statement that's recorded. 1.00
00:44:46.000 But that's all true. 0.99
00:44:48.000 I don't know what satire, I don't know what anything is.
00:44:50.000 So that shouldn't be accepted as a fact. 0.96
00:44:53.000 And then I look up, I go, okay, well if she was chasing a fucking kid that was at Sandy Hook, I'm going to be furious that anyone is endorsing her. 0.93
00:45:01.000 But then I look it up, 1-6, she's chasing around David Hogg because he's at some big gun summit in D.C. 0.97
00:45:08.000 and he's advocating for some, um, uh, look, Stoneman, harassing Stoneman Douglas, uh, victim after massacre.
00:45:18.000 But then they go, we actually don't know when this was.
00:45:21.000 Wait a minute, they must know.
00:45:23.000 Yeah, they don't know when the video was taken.
00:45:26.000 Is this you harassing him weeks after the Parkland shooting that my daughter was killed in? 0.99
00:45:31.000 Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity? 0.72
00:45:34.000 I will answer all your questions in person. 0.98
00:45:35.000 Get ready to record again.
00:45:37.000 So, we don't know when this video was taken.
00:45:39.000 He just said it was it.
00:45:41.000 But the headline says...
00:45:43.000 He, she was harassing him after the shooting, calling it a false flag, because the initial thing gets tangled into false flag.
00:45:49.000 And then when I talked to my lawyer buddy, that was, he's chasing a little kid, saying Sandy Hook didn't happen. 0.96
00:45:55.000 Like, we gotta fucking look up the facts, folks.
00:45:58.000 I know we're living in incurious times, and I know you want stuff to fit your narrative, but when you see the right ignoring Sicknick's funeral, and you're a righty, you have to call it out. 0.98
00:46:09.000 This woman bugging David Hogg is not chasing a Sandy Hook kid down the street. 1.00
00:46:14.000 Go back to it, Ryan.
00:46:15.000 Don't pull away from things till I say to.
00:46:20.000 Go to the beginning.
00:46:21.000 Okay, not that, I guess.
00:46:26.000 David, why are you supporting the red flag laws?
00:46:28.000 Video surfaced Wednesday showing U.S.
00:46:32.000 Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene following David Hogg near the U.S. 0.54
00:46:37.000 Capitol harassing him and trying to goad him into responding.
00:46:42.000 Hogg became a gun control activist after the Parkland massacre on February 14, 2018.
00:46:47.000 So the red flag gun law, I don't know exactly what it is, but I assume it's some sort of like if someone was in a domestic abuse situation or someone has a history of drugs, then they raise a red flag and they can't have a gun.
00:47:00.000 He's a gun activist, she's a gun activist.
00:47:03.000 Because she made a drunken comment, and I'm guessing it's drunken, on Facebook doesn't mean she's denying that he was shot at.
00:47:11.000 Also, didn't he leave or something?
00:47:14.000 And come back?
00:47:16.000 It permits police or family members to petition a state court to order a temporary removal of firearms from a person based on pretty much whatever.
00:47:25.000 Yeah, so it sounds like it could become overreaching.
00:47:28.000 Yeah, you might not have done anything wrong.
00:47:30.000 You know what's really going on here? 0.95
00:47:31.000 They're going to be able to, oh shit we forgot to cut the show off at half an hour, they're going to be able to say this conspiracy theories are illegal and now 0.96
00:47:41.000 A pro-gun activist can't say to an anti-gun activist, why do you support the red flag law? 0.99
00:47:46.000 Because they can convert that into you're saying his school shooting didn't happen and now what she says is illegal.
00:47:52.000 That's the end game here, folks.
00:47:54.000 Anyway, we're gonna keep talking a bit.
00:47:58.000 Actually, let's just make this a long one.
00:48:00.000 The Republican QAnon promoter was elected in November to a Georgia congressional seat.
00:48:05.000 People combing through her social media have found bizarre utterances from the past, including her assertion that the Stoneman Douglas massacre was a false flag operation.
00:48:15.000 Because she said this is all true about a random rant.
00:48:21.000 It was highlighted on Twitter on Wednesday by Fred Guttenberg, whose daughter Jamie was killed in the shooting.
00:48:27.000 The video appears to show both of them in Washington, where they'd been separately making cases on gun-related issues.
00:48:34.000 Why kids?
00:48:35.000 You know, if school zones were protected with security guards, with guns, there would be no mass shootings at schools.
00:48:43.000 She complained that he was able to secure appointments with U.S.
00:48:46.000 Senators, but she wasn't able to get any.
00:48:49.000 Yet you're attacking our Second Amendment.
00:48:52.000 And you have nothing to say.
00:48:54.000 No words.
00:48:55.000 So I'm walking. 1.00
00:48:57.000 It's terrible that she said this is all true and included crazy shit in there. 1.00
00:49:00.000 And if she's ever said, unequivocally, Sandy Hook didn't happen, she's dead to me. 0.99
00:49:06.000 But I need harder evidence than random Facebook comments.
00:49:11.000 I don't think we need to wipe out politicians' entire careers because they responded strangely to a Facebook comment.
00:49:20.000 All right, Ryan, here's a fun idea, since we're so far ahead.
00:49:24.000 What is that?
00:49:24.000 Prepare us to punish?
00:49:28.000 A couple hours ago.
00:49:30.000 Prepares to punish.
00:49:31.000 Prepare to punish!
00:49:33.000 From stun to pun-ish.
00:49:35.000 I'm probably going to the entire house thanks to her stream of bizarre comments and conspiracy theories she's been propounding for years. 1.00
00:49:43.000 You know what?
00:49:44.000 I think I have heard her talk about false flags.
00:49:49.000 Maybe we should have done a little more research.
00:49:49.000 I think.
00:49:51.000 Wait, go back to school shootings. 1.00
00:49:53.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:49:56.000 Don't cut away from things until I say so. 1.00
00:49:58.000 Shall I say like, that's it, next time?
00:50:06.000 So, school shootings.
00:50:09.000 Green's unfounded views include the notion, see this is what I kept finding in my research.
00:50:14.000 Her crazy views include the notion that this didn't happen and that didn't happen.
00:50:17.000 They were false flag events.
00:50:19.000 Like, that's terrible.
00:50:20.000 Can I see the actual quotes?
00:50:23.000 And then they talk to other people who are outraged.
00:50:26.000 They talk to the parents of the victims who are outraged that it happened.
00:50:29.000 And you're like, I need the actual quote.
00:50:32.000 I know it's an outrageous thing to say.
00:50:33.000 I know it would make the families cry.
00:50:36.000 Conspiracy theories among them made anti-Semitic and Islamic statements.
00:50:44.000 What are they?
00:50:46.000 You can't just... Green has many more beliefs, and by the way, this is terrible writing.
00:50:51.000 You don't say what people's beliefs are.
00:50:53.000 You can say, it seems like they believe this.
00:50:56.000 And commented about many more subjects, some of which were known before she was elected, other that have come to light since.
00:51:01.000 Among them, made anti-Semitic and Islamophobic statements.
00:51:04.000 Supported a comment suggesting a bullet to the head of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and killing other national leaders and FBI agents. 0.96
00:51:11.000 Okay, that's terrible. 0.97
00:51:13.000 Can I see that, please? 0.99
00:51:17.000 Just look her up, her name and bullet to the head. 1.00
00:51:22.000 Is this someone just dumb with her like button? 0.99
00:51:29.000 Because I wouldn't, I know, well we have a special episode for the feds. 0.99
00:51:33.000 I'd hate to be sitting here advocating for murder.
00:51:38.000 Let's see.
00:51:40.000 But every time you, especially, well, the Washington Examiner is right there.
00:51:43.000 Oh, she liked a comment of something.
00:51:46.000 Okay, but was there anything else in it?
00:51:48.000 And I'm sick of liking comments meaning you advocate the comment.
00:51:53.000 Back when I was allowed on social media, I would like things so I could reference them later.
00:51:59.000 Fake news, CNN is ready to get another hippie, so many folks have my time, I'm never back down to the enemy, blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:52:05.000 And they are coming after me.
00:52:07.000 But see, now she's being equally ambiguous.
00:52:09.000 I feel like a judge here.
00:52:10.000 I don't care what your emotions are.
00:52:13.000 What did you say? 0.95
00:52:14.000 Look a bullet.
00:52:18.000 This was the thing.
00:52:19.000 She liked the thing.
00:52:19.000 But here's another one.
00:52:20.000 Wait, let me see what she liked.
00:52:24.000 Wait, in a speech posted to Facebook, Green reportedly said,
00:52:42.000 Quote, and it's a crime punishable by death, is what treason is.
00:52:45.000 Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason, according to CNN, and in a video from February blah blah blah from inside the Speaker's office, Greene said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be in prison for her treason.
00:52:59.000 I mean, she's not calling for her to be killed in that instance, and the punishment for treason is death.
00:53:06.000 But it's a long process, and the state does it.
00:53:11.000 So if you're advocating for the state to investigate treason, is that a crime?
00:53:14.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:53:15.000 Again, I hate, I don't want to defend someone where I'm not familiar with 100% of what she said, but it sounds like all these smoking guns are fucking smoking turds. 0.99
00:53:25.000 Here's a great one too. 0.96
00:53:26.000 Somebody said, oh yeah, she posted a picture of her with an AK-47 next to AOC, like across from her. 0.99
00:53:34.000 I was like, I'm about to shoot her. 0.97
00:53:35.000 Okay, that's bad. 0.99
00:53:35.000 And here it is. 0.99
00:53:38.000 That's an AR-15.
00:53:39.000 No, that's her saying I'm a badass.
00:53:41.000 Yeah.
00:53:41.000 And then them being in the background.
00:53:44.000 I love how they say AK-47. 0.99
00:53:45.000 Well, remember Roger Stone got in big shit for his trial, which was Enrique's doing, by the way, where they said he had a gun and he posted a target on the judge's head saying, kill her. 0.99
00:53:59.000 And you go... 1.00
00:54:01.000 That's fucking terrible. 1.00
00:54:02.000 What are you, crazy? 1.00
00:54:04.000 And then you realize, no, it's a collage of whatever that news source is, Countercurrents or whatever it is, Criterion. 0.92
00:54:14.000 That's their logo.
00:54:16.000 So they have their logo in the background, and then her in the foreground.
00:54:21.000 That's not a crosshairs on her face.
00:54:26.000 And how many times did they talk about killing Trump?
00:54:30.000 How many, how many people, how many celebrities talked about killing Trump? 0.99
00:54:35.000 Johnny Depp, Madonna, fantasizing about killing Trump.
00:54:39.000 All right, anyway, let's, um, for the first time ever, I think, let's include the mailbag into the free podcast.
00:54:47.000 Fun!
00:54:48.000 We've already gone so far off, why not give them more?
00:54:52.000 Usually we only do half an hour. 0.99
00:54:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:54:59.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:55:05.000 Let me touch it.
00:55:10.000 Mindy.
00:55:11.000 Hey Gavin, I'm Ryan.
00:55:12.000 Claiming something is a false flag doesn't mean you don't believe it happened.
00:55:16.000 It usually means that the person believes it was set up to happen by the government to facilitate a certain agenda.
00:55:22.000 For example, gun control.
00:55:24.000 Some people claim the Syrian gas attack was a false flag in order to go to war with Assad.
00:55:29.000 That makes a lot more sense.
00:55:32.000 Thank you, Mindy.
00:55:38.000 Hey guys, I recently bought a 3D printer.
00:55:39.000 My first project, I created something I think the world really needs.
00:55:41.000 These are small tests.
00:55:43.000 I would send them if I knew where to send them to.
00:55:46.000 I want to thank you for being there.
00:55:47.000 Sensor.tv has become an integral part of my daily routine.
00:55:48.000 I haven't given up on all news. 0.99
00:55:49.000 Having a show like Get Off My Lounge has helped me maintain my insanity through this fucking debacle of a year as we descend into becoming another socialist shithole. 0.99
00:55:56.000 I look forward to Beef Squad. 0.99
00:55:57.000 They never disappoint.
00:55:58.000 Soph and Lotus are treasures.
00:55:59.000 Give hope for the future.
00:56:00.000 Wow.
00:56:04.000 So what did he do?
00:56:06.000 He made them out of clay and then plugged them into a 3D printer?
00:56:09.000 Or designed them via the internet, right?
00:56:13.000 The 3D printer thing?
00:56:14.000 Is that how that works?
00:56:15.000 What?
00:56:15.000 Yeah, you create a file.
00:56:16.000 He bought a 3D printer?
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 Oh, I see.
00:56:19.000 You can make something on the internet and then the 3D printer just sort of fills in the gaps?
00:56:23.000 That's a good bobblehead, too. 0.96
00:56:26.000 You look like a drug dealer down on your luck. 0.99
00:56:29.000 Yeah. 0.81
00:56:31.000 You look like you're getting pushed out by some more important drug dealers and you've lost your little racket and your life's in danger and you just need to sell like two more bags.
00:56:43.000 Dude, they have zebra crocs.
00:56:45.000 They're not really desperate though, are they drug dealers?
00:56:47.000 Unless they're doing drugs. 0.99
00:56:49.000 They're more like, this sucks. 0.99
00:56:50.000 Are those Yeezys or zebra crocs? 0.98
00:56:53.000 I'm on the lawn.
00:56:54.000 Get it?
00:56:54.000 Get off my lawn.
00:56:55.000 Oh yeah.
00:56:57.000 Wayne Dupree, Dusty Bogan, atheism is inevitable.
00:57:02.000 I cannot watch the train wreck that is Copper Cab.
00:57:04.000 Even Milo has found his voice and has figured out a way to leave the funny to Gavin.
00:57:09.000 Gary's mailbag codifies me.
00:57:10.000 You know what I like about Gary's mailbag is people are analyzing it and they're like, I think he has a reverse lisp.
00:57:17.000 You can tell he's spitting on the mic when he talks.
00:57:19.000 Who cleans that mic? 0.99
00:57:21.000 Hmm.
00:57:24.000 And he was apparently very good at science when he was a young man. 1.00
00:57:27.000 Maybe he got dumb when he became gay? 1.00
00:57:29.000 Yeah, he's turned into a himbo. 1.00
00:57:32.000 And I just, it made me, it brought me so much joy to know that people are analyzing fucking Gary. 0.99
00:57:36.000 Imagine he was a stone-cold, stunning hottie and just getting blown by, Gary, let me blow you! 0.99
00:57:41.000 Imagine that guy could see Gary today.
00:57:45.000 Gary, Gary's been my, codifies me to what kind souls are running the show.
00:57:49.000 There's very little that I skip on the lineup. 0.87
00:57:52.000 Guys, stop being fat.
00:57:53.000 We don't sell fat sizes. 0.92
00:57:56.000 That's not true.
00:58:10.000 Dear Kilty and Soysauce, who would ever in a million years have ever thought Marilyn Manson would ever be an unsavory character or an unsafe person to be around?
00:58:23.000 Yeah, what was he wearing?
00:58:26.000 Spencer says, Magatonimo Bay.
00:58:32.000 Is that what I called it today?
00:58:34.000 We've got live letters.
00:58:36.000 Sounds like a sweet place to be sent as long as it's on a remote island in the Caribbean.
00:58:40.000 Okay, thanks for your two cents.
00:58:44.000 The show is too quiet.
00:58:47.000 You can't hear it if you're watching it on your phone or a tablet.
00:58:49.000 I have to connect my speaker in order to hear it.
00:58:52.000 I keep hearing that.
00:58:55.000 I'm still I'm actually getting clipping look if you see up here if you go hey hey if you it says audio is clipped what does that mean clipped like it hits the point of distortion but that's that's through the live stream I'm recording it where we're recording it we're not getting okay this is I keep hearing that
00:59:20.000 I'm still I'm actually getting clipping look if you see up here oh that's us if you go hey hey if you this is a 10 audio is clipped what does that mean clipped I mean it is it definitely that like 10 should be louder than that it's our live streams are always lower than the average show okay we got to fix that right on your downtime instead of playing guitar on a
00:59:44.000 A YouTube?
00:59:46.000 No, I've done this already.
00:59:46.000 Try to solve problems.
00:59:48.000 Like, you basically, this is like the Lando Calrissian, and you have to be in there tinkering on your downtime.
00:59:54.000 I've tinkered with it, but look, I'm gonna raise it up, but we're already in the red.
00:59:58.000 Look at that red.
01:00:00.000 That's not good.
01:00:01.000 So I'm gonna- I'm gonna bump it up to 7 decibels above.
01:00:04.000 So it should be louder now.
01:00:06.000 Checking 1, 2, 3.
01:00:07.000 Checking 1, 2, 3.
01:00:08.000 Let's see if it distorts.
01:00:10.000 Um, I'll open it up and shriek it out. 1.00
01:00:12.000 Someone sent us a Sacky is Stupid bumper. 0.99
01:00:14.000 Because we have a feeling it's going to become a regular segment. 0.99
01:00:21.000 Okay, turn it up. 1.00
01:00:23.000 Stupid. 1.00
01:00:24.000 Brian, you listen- Again, you're fucking up. 1.00
01:00:26.000 I just wanna- I just wanna see if we're gonna sound like shit now. 1.00
01:00:29.000 He spoke today, as you all saw. 0.98
01:00:32.000 We are safe.
01:00:32.000 You understand there's a show going on though as you do this test.
01:00:35.000 I want to make sure that it's audible.
01:00:36.000 Okay, show that.
01:00:41.000 He spoke today, as you all saw.
01:00:43.000 We are safe.
01:00:44.000 He is safe.
01:00:44.000 You are all safe.
01:00:45.000 I don't have anything new for you on that, and we'll circle back with you directly.
01:00:49.000 Stay tuned.
01:00:50.000 We'll do this again tomorrow.
01:00:51.000 And now it's time for... That is terrible and good at the same time.
01:00:57.000 I love that.
01:00:59.000 Um, okay, now do you want to test to see if it's... Uh, yeah, let me see.
01:01:04.000 So just, uh, say stuff.
01:01:07.000 Okay.
01:01:14.000 That doesn't sound bad at all. 0.99
01:01:15.000 So you've been fucking up. 0.99
01:01:17.000 You know, a little bit of red is good. 0.99
01:01:19.000 Have you been having no red?
01:01:21.000 No.
01:01:22.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:23.000 Oh, that clipped.
01:01:23.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:24.000 Check, check, check.
01:01:25.000 I want to hear that.
01:01:25.000 That sounded harmful to my monitors.
01:01:29.000 All right, let's stop doing sound tests live on air. 0.99
01:01:32.000 It's fucking embarrassing. 0.97
01:01:33.000 Hey Ryguy, sorry to hack your system but this message is for the big cheese. 0.98
01:01:37.000 You have been deplatformed from everything including grocery stores.
01:01:40.000 Your family is starving.
01:01:41.000 In order to make it through the winter you decide you need to consume a small amount of your own waste for calories.
01:01:46.000 Would you rather have one meal of poop and pee per week that you have to eat or have two regular meals during the week with poop or pee?
01:01:56.000 One poop, one pee mixed into them.
01:02:02.000 I think I've heard this one before by the way.
01:02:05.000 This is from like a book.
01:02:10.000 What do you think?
01:02:11.000 Would you rather just get it over with with a poo pee meal? 0.97
01:02:14.000 Or have like a porridge with some poo in it?
01:02:16.000 I think I'd rather just get it over with.
01:02:18.000 Because like you're eating porridge and then you get a log.
01:02:23.000 But then with the drink, I'd like to have my orange juice, like my pee, and then have like tons of orange flavoring.
01:02:32.000 What are you doing?
01:02:33.000 That one sounds... That one sounds worse. 0.99
01:02:36.000 Oh, is your tiny brain trying to figure this out? 1.00
01:02:38.000 I'm eating poop in my brain right now. 0.99
01:02:39.000 It's not easy. 0.93
01:02:40.000 Well, and drinking pee. 1.00
01:02:41.000 Your brain is poop. 1.00
01:02:43.000 Well, I guess then it'll make me stronger. 1.00
01:02:46.000 Uh... I think I'm gonna go with mix it.
01:02:51.000 Because I said you'll hit a log, but maybe I'll mash it up.
01:02:53.000 Oh, God.
01:02:54.000 That might ruin your food. 0.93
01:02:54.000 I could put so much spice. 0.93
01:02:55.000 Isn't that why Indians have spice? 0.97
01:02:57.000 Because their food's so disgusting? 0.98
01:02:58.000 I could put tons of spices on it. 0.66
01:02:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:01.000 Tons of flavorings and stuff. 1.00
01:03:02.000 Maybe you wouldn't be able to taste the shit. 1.00
01:03:04.000 You don't want to eat raw shit. 1.00
01:03:05.000 I mean, eating raw shit, you couldn't get shittier than that. 1.00
01:03:08.000 That's shit. 1.00
01:03:11.000 Like, exponential shit. 1.00
01:03:13.000 No, it's exactly 100% shit that's not exponential. 1.00
01:03:18.000 Okay, now we'll go to the final video. 0.98
01:03:23.000 Which is a fun thing we do at the end of every show, for those of you who aren't aware of the show.
01:03:26.000 Finally, after the longest wait, we have a new one from Bob Mineri.
01:03:46.000 A man almost as funny as, uh... What's it called?
01:03:50.000 Crime... What's the Crime Guys again?
01:03:54.000 Crime Hoods?
01:03:56.000 Nope.
01:03:56.000 Mobbin'.
01:03:57.000 Shiz Mobbin'. 0.90
01:03:58.000 Nope.
01:03:58.000 The Crime Guys is like, WHAT HOOD IS THIS?!
01:04:01.000 Thought it was Shiz Mobbin', bro.
01:04:03.000 NO IT'S NOT!
01:04:05.000 Crime... Don't... Don't insist on something... Crime Face.
01:04:09.000 Crime Faces.
01:04:10.000 You got the Crime Face Shop, but where's Crime Face?
01:04:16.000 No, it's one word. 1.00
01:04:18.000 Holy shit. 0.99
01:04:21.000 No, that's not it. 1.00
01:04:22.000 Crime faces, yes.
01:04:22.000 Okay, now we have to show a crime face just to catch everyone up.
01:04:33.000 Fight night!
01:04:34.000 Joey Spencer set it off with a bonsai!
01:04:36.000 Spun him!
01:04:37.000 Corkscrewed him!
01:04:38.000 That overhand right moved him! 1.00
01:04:40.000 Talking like you crazy, now you crawling like a baby. 1.00
01:04:42.000 That was a shocker! 0.99
01:04:44.000 But he gets back up.
01:04:45.000 He wants to get right back to it.
01:04:46.000 But he's tired.
01:04:47.000 He wants to get his hands on him, but he lost focus.
01:04:49.000 He let his emotions get the best of him.
01:04:51.000 So after a break, he abandons all habitude and your man Zeus starts going wackadoo.
01:04:55.000 He went goon. 0.91
01:04:56.000 That ain't gonna cut it.
01:04:57.000 The ref deducts a point.
01:04:58.000 Now let's continue to the inevitable.
01:04:59.000 He comes already defeated. 1.00
01:05:01.000 Bullshit jab. 1.00
01:05:02.000 He coulda yelled, he woulda fell. 1.00
01:05:04.000 And he got lit.
01:05:06.000 It's over, Hover.
01:05:07.000 He starts beefing with the ref.
01:05:08.000 Hit the auto start, warm up the car.
01:05:11.000 Fun fact, that's Isaiah Seldon, son of former heavyweight champ Bruce Seldon.
01:05:15.000 That loss to Iron Mike that infamous night in Vegas when Pac got shot.
01:05:19.000 It's just a loss, dawg.
01:05:20.000 Life goes on.
01:05:20.000 There's better days.
01:05:21.000 Keep your head up.
01:05:23.000 Fight night! 0.98
01:05:24.000 That would suck. 1.00
01:05:25.000 Your dad was a champ, but he lost it all, and then you come to, just like that movie Creed, you come to settle the score, but no, then you get your ass kicked. 0.99
01:05:33.000 Alright, now that we've cleaned our palette, and I'm not mad anymore, let's do Bob Minari. 0.99
01:05:39.000 He's coming to an end. 0.99
01:05:40.000 He's fucked. 1.00
01:05:41.000 Nowhere to go. 1.00
01:05:41.000 Running into oncoming traffic and running out of options. 1.00
01:05:45.000 And also running towards a family of fives fucking minivan. 0.99
01:05:48.000 Leaps on that bad boy. 1.00
01:05:50.000 And he is surrounded.
01:05:51.000 About to go to the clinky.
01:05:53.000 As it's only a matter of time.
01:05:55.000 Yep, there it is. 1.00
01:05:55.000 Fucking speared on the ground and taken down. 1.00
01:05:58.000 Live from Sky Fox One, this bad boy is coming to an end. 1.00
01:06:01.000 He's fucked. 0.99
01:06:02.000 All right, and that's how we usually end the shows, folks. 0.99
01:06:05.000 Maybe we'll have a little summary here.
01:06:07.000 I think it's insane that the Proud Boys have been designated a terrorist organization.
01:06:11.000 I think it's only a matter of time before this same bizarre rationale creeps south of the border to America, and it's likely going to be the end of the club.
01:06:23.000 I guess that'll be a boon to America's safety, as these horrible terrorists are no longer blowing up buildings and murdering everything in their path, just like Al-Qaeda.
01:06:36.000 Clown world? 0.85
01:06:38.000 Was that loud enough?
01:06:40.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:06:44.000 We're good.