Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E69 - REALITY CRISIS

00:00:02.000 They've had me to their homes, they've introduced me to their children, I've become their best friend.

00:00:30.000 They always wanted my money, my money, and they always wanted my money, my money.

00:00:37.000 They always wanted my money.

00:00:40.000 They always wanted my money, money.

00:00:43.000 They always wanted my money, my money.

00:00:46.000 And they always wanted my money.

00:00:52.000 So true.

00:00:53.000 That's when people got Trump.

00:00:54.000 That's when people understood what was going on.

00:00:57.000 Now, it's all a crazy fucking mess, isn't it?

00:01:03.000 Like, the history books have changed.

00:01:05.000 They're changing as we speak.

00:01:07.000 We're in a changing history book.

00:01:11.000 And it'll be permanent.

00:01:15.000 So now it's Trump was a fascist.

00:01:18.000 He brought white supremacy back.

00:01:19.000 He started a civil war, a cultural civil war.

00:01:23.000 And Biden had to work hard to correct it.

00:01:26.000 And he also had an army of proud boys that almost toppled the government.

00:01:34.000 If I was like in 500 years from now, I'd go, sounds kind of cool.

00:01:39.000 All those anti-Proud Boy videos always make them look kind of badass.

00:01:43.000 Interesting.

00:01:46.000 In the sense that...

00:01:48.000 So that's what we're going to be talking about today is the way that information is being controlled and censored and manipulated.

00:01:55.000 I realized recently that free speech, they don't even have free speech.

00:01:59.000 Greta Thunberg would have her scripts sent to her.

00:02:04.000 Where did I put that?

00:02:05.000 I'm jumping way ahead here into the mix.

00:02:10.000 Yeah, 1-7.

00:02:12.000 She accidentally released a tweet where she showed that they were telling her what to say.

00:02:19.000 She was just a puppet. 0.99

00:02:21.000 You'll notice that when she turned 18, she disappeared.

00:02:24.000 Sorry, we don't want you anymore.

00:02:26.000 Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg posted a document to Twitter containing tweets that she was told to post and actions that she should take regarding the current protests in India.

00:02:34.000 She quickly deleted the tweet.

00:02:38.000 Fucking amazing.

00:02:39.000 You know, and it's true.

00:02:42.000 We can't say anything bad about the left.

00:02:46.000 We can't say anything good about the right. 0.91

00:02:47.000 And when I say we, I mean you and me.

00:02:50.000 But they are also devoid of free speech.

00:02:54.000 If the mob, if Biden, if the top brass says this is the narrative, Hunter Biden didn't have a laptop, they can't even, they have to jump on board.

00:03:04.000 If you're an actor, you have to hate Trump.

00:03:08.000 So in a way, they're also deprived of free speech.

00:03:11.000 Now, I'm sure there's some lucky radical lefties who get to say, speak their mind because they happen to be on the same track as the swamp.

00:03:20.000 But if they're not, they better get the fuck on it.

00:03:24.000 The why of things.

00:03:26.000 He has dared to say things like, I'm a Christian and I like Jesus.

00:03:31.000 And that was like, watch it, Maddie.

00:03:34.000 Watch it.

00:03:35.000 Or Chris Pratt has dared.

00:03:37.000 He's divorced.

00:03:38.000 He's dared to say, like, I like traditionalism.

00:03:41.000 That's not a marriage, I guess.

00:03:43.000 He almost got fucking canceled.

00:03:45.000 Anyway, this is a fun little book.

00:03:46.000 I'm obviously running out of books if I'm grabbing this one.

00:03:49.000 Tokyo Style by You'll have to help me with this, Ryan.

00:03:54.000 Kiyochi Suzuki.

00:03:57.000 Suzuki.

00:03:58.000 Sounded about right.

00:03:59.000 Tokyo Style.

00:04:01.000 Tokyo Style.

00:04:02.000 And it's just people in Tokyo's bedrooms and living rooms and stuff.

00:04:06.000 And you're looking at it going, man, you fuckers are different than us.

00:04:11.000 You really are.

00:04:13.000 Like, they don't have any...

00:04:14.000 Nothing's...

00:04:15.000 They don't have any furniture.

00:04:16.000 It's just like a mattress on the ground and some speakers and like four CDs and a book.

00:04:22.000 The minimalism.

00:04:24.000 Everything seems so delicate, too.

00:04:26.000 Like those paper walls.

00:04:27.000 I have to have a Mexican over at my house once a week to repair the holes in my drywall. 1.00

00:04:32.000 If I had paper walls, I mean, I would have no walls.

00:04:36.000 That would be the end of that.

00:04:37.000 I go, God fucking damn it.

00:04:40.000 Oh, I just made a white supremacist symbol.

00:04:45.000 So that song was My Money.

00:04:47.000 And I don't know who it's by.

00:04:49.000 Who is it by?

00:04:52.000 Trevor Wesley.

00:04:54.000 Good work.

00:04:55.000 They've always wanted my money.

00:05:00.000 Is that a real gun?

00:05:01.000 That's not a real picture.

00:05:02.000 That can't be a real picture.

00:05:03.000 That looks super real, but it looks darn real.

00:05:05.000 Someone's real good at Photoshop.

00:05:11.000 New York Post today, lessons from a cop killer.

00:05:13.000 We're seeing more and more of this in the American divorce.

00:05:17.000 I'm going to get really in-depth on this ancient viral video where seven people decide who gets $1,000.

00:05:24.000 I just think it's relevant today because I'm really seeing this clearly now, this divorce.

00:05:28.000 And part of the divorce is black schools will be black schools. 0.66

00:05:31.000 And they will teach radical black politics where fucking a Black Lives Matter Week of Action at City School uses a quote from radical Joanne Chasemart, a.k.a. 0.93

00:05:42.000 Shakur, who was convicted of killing New Jersey state trooper Werner Foster.

00:05:49.000 And what did we read yesterday?

00:05:50.000 That the D.C. schools, and you know it's a black school, obviously, are teaching the BLM curriculum, including that disband the nuclear family, smash the patriarchy. 0.88

00:06:02.000 Anyway, if you're not in New York City, this is a bad day for you because this is one of the spiciest posts I've ever seen. 1.00

00:06:09.000 This guy fell asleep at the wheel and burnt his fucking face off and lost his hands.

00:06:14.000 He was on fire for a significant amount of time.

00:06:17.000 Okay, no problem.

00:06:18.000 Here's a new face and new fingers, new hands.

00:06:22.000 He got a hand transplant, two hand transplants and a face transplant.

00:06:26.000 And you know what else they did?

00:06:27.000 Using 3D printing, They scanned the victim, the donor's face and hands first, and then made them out of silicon and put them back on.

00:06:37.000 So at his wake, he looked great, even though he had no face.

00:06:44.000 Quo, down for count.

00:06:45.000 That's a good one.

00:06:46.000 Withholding elder deaths illegal, says a judge.

00:06:49.000 Cuomo's fucked.

00:06:50.000 And you know how you know he's fucked?

00:06:51.000 Because in this 1984 day of Orwellian censorship, the New York Times is talking about Cuomo a lot.

00:07:00.000 That's how you know you're screwed.

00:07:02.000 Tampa strip clubs tackle the game with masked lap dances for fans. 0.95

00:07:07.000 It's making Florida a pretty tempting place to move to.

00:07:11.000 And do we try...

00:07:13.000 Oh, we finally have David Lee Huber.

00:07:15.000 We finally have his face.

00:07:17.000 This is the guy who shot the FBI.

00:07:20.000 Have you noticed a real dearth of Islamic terrorism in America?

00:07:28.000 Or Islamic terrorism in general?

00:07:30.000 It seems to have stopped.

00:07:32.000 When was the last one?

00:07:34.000 Paul San Bernardino?

00:07:36.000 In Britain, we had that beheading.

00:07:38.000 In France, we had that beheading with the teacher's head on the road.

00:07:41.000 France...

00:07:43.000 There's Lee Rigby.

00:07:44.000 What was it?

00:07:45.000 There's probably another much more recent one, but...

00:07:49.000 Huh.

00:07:50.000 There used to be this site that...

00:07:51.000 Oh, wait.

00:07:53.000 2021, 2, 3.

00:07:55.000 Yeah, this is the same thing.

00:07:56.000 Yeah, see, I don't care.

00:07:57.000 Country Malik.

00:07:58.000 I don't care.

00:07:59.000 When I see other countries, I just...

00:08:01.000 I fall asleep.

00:08:02.000 That's what's supposed to happen there.

00:08:04.000 Yeah.

00:08:04.000 I'm just like, oh, cute.

00:08:06.000 Growing pains.

00:08:06.000 You're catching up to us.

00:08:07.000 You're 500 years behind us.

00:08:09.000 We used to have explosions and stuff.

00:08:12.000 Call me when you're up to the Boston Tea Party.

00:08:14.000 And then I'll start giving a shit about your shithole country. 1.00

00:08:18.000 So, yeah.

00:08:21.000 The theme of today's show is the Orwellian narrative, the Ministry of Truth, we should call it.

00:08:28.000 But before we get to that, and this is part of the same thing with socialism, you have this affirmative action hire. 0.52

00:08:32.000 Like Anderson Cooper is on CNN because his mother's Gloria Vanderbilt, and she purchased him a news career.

00:08:40.000 She flew him to war-torn countries in a bulletproof fest.

00:08:43.000 He drove around in a circle.

00:08:45.000 She made sure it got on channel one, which we have no evidence of.

00:08:48.000 That's just on his Wikipedia.

00:08:50.000 And then all of a sudden, he's an anchor at ABC.

00:08:52.000 I bet he wasn't even on channel one.

00:08:53.000 I bet he went straight to anchor at ABC, and mommy bought it.

00:08:58.000 It was popular.

00:08:59.000 She probably blew the head guy at ABC. 1.00

00:09:02.000 Chris Cuomo, I mean, yeah, Chris Cuomo, of course, is there because his father, he's a legacy, as they say, in the media frat.

00:09:09.000 And he's fucking terrible.

00:09:11.000 They're both useless.

00:09:14.000 Well, I was going to say queers, but Anderson's the only queer. 1.00

00:09:17.000 Is he a queer? 1.00

00:09:20.000 But a great example of affirmative action incompetence is Fran Leibowitz.

00:09:26.000 Fran Leibowitz is an icon.

00:09:30.000 She's lived in New York as long as I've been alive.

00:09:33.000 And because she's a lesbian who wears a boxy blazer, we will let her say anything. 1.00

00:09:40.000 And we pay her tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars to do talking engagements all over the country at colleges, everywhere.

00:09:47.000 And what does she talk about?

00:09:48.000 Writing.

00:09:50.000 Okay.

00:09:52.000 So can I see your encyclopedic collection of your own books?

00:09:57.000 She is less of a writer than I am.

00:10:00.000 She's published less books than me.

00:10:01.000 She's written less columns than me.

00:10:04.000 She's not a writer.

00:10:05.000 She wrote when she was like 20-something, she wrote for Mademoiselle, which no one has ever read.

00:10:12.000 Women would look at it for the adverts. 1.00

00:10:16.000 They'd look at the commercials.

00:10:17.000 I want to say commercials?

00:10:18.000 Advertisements.

00:10:20.000 And they would look at the outfits, the photo shoots, the fashion shoots.

00:10:24.000 They never read any of the articles.

00:10:25.000 So she would write these mundane articles.

00:10:27.000 This is back in the 70s.

00:10:29.000 She compiled them into, I think, two books that were a collection of essays that didn't sell.

00:10:34.000 No one's read them.

00:10:35.000 That's it.

00:10:37.000 She's never written a book.

00:10:40.000 Hey, Fran, hi.

00:10:41.000 Welcome to the college.

00:10:42.000 Welcome to the Writing Workshop.

00:10:43.000 Thank you for coming here.

00:10:44.000 I'm taking creative writing here in college, which is a total fucking waste of time.

00:10:50.000 I just couldn't help but notice that you haven't written any books, and the only two books you have are collections from some shitty woman's magazine in the 70s.

00:10:57.000 Yes, she says.

00:10:58.000 That's because I had writer's block, and I'm here to talk to you about writer's block.

00:11:03.000 Okay, well, you're still in it.

00:11:05.000 How to stay in it?

00:11:06.000 Is that what it is?

00:11:08.000 Is that like, I might as well go on a boxing tour.

00:11:11.000 Mr. McInnes, I noticed that you've never been in a, not even an amateur fight.

00:11:16.000 And as far as sparring goes, you're not great.

00:11:19.000 I believe you're the second worst fighter at your gym.

00:11:22.000 Yes?

00:11:23.000 I'm in a boxing block.

00:11:26.000 And I'm here to tell you about it and how you can overcome a boxing block.

00:11:29.000 But you didn't overcome it yet.

00:11:31.000 So?

00:11:32.000 So New Yorkers just fucking just chow down on her clit. 1.00

00:11:39.000 The whole academic world does.

00:11:41.000 And it's because she's Jewish and lesbian and confident.

00:11:46.000 And if a white person, white person, if a man, a heterosexual male had accomplished what he did, what she's done, I 100% guarantee you, you never would have heard of him.

00:11:57.000 So anyway, she's got a show now on Netflix where she sits on her big fat ass and talks to Martin Scorsese with pithy comments. 1.00

00:12:06.000 And all he does is laugh his head off because it's known, if you want to be known as a New Yorker, you have to eat out Fran Leibowitz.

00:12:13.000 So here's the trailer for it, 1-1.

00:12:23.000 Hey, Fran.

00:12:24.000 Look at that audience.

00:12:27.000 Yes.

00:12:28.000 In the back.

00:12:30.000 Look at that audience.

00:12:31.000 They're there to see an author with no books.

00:12:33.000 Talk about the emperor has no clothes.

00:12:36.000 Fran, I actually never heard of you before.

00:12:39.000 That's really a good way to break the ice.

00:12:45.000 And gentlemen, the one and only leave-awitch. 0.63

00:12:50.000 People are going to be able to do it.

00:12:56.000 We all love the bridge.

00:12:57.000 There are millions of people.

00:12:59.000 The only person looking where she's going is me.

00:13:02.000 Wait, a minute.

00:13:03.000 No.

00:13:04.000 The title which would be Pretend It's a City.

00:13:06.000 It would take one subway ride for the Dolly Laba to turn into a lunatic, raging person. 1.00

00:13:14.000 I'm the only person who's lived in New York as long as I have who has never made a correct real estate decision.

00:13:20.000 Do people buy books here?

00:13:22.000 That's kiosk.

00:13:23.000 Do you think it's fair to bring a book into my square?

00:13:25.000 It's not fair to the books.

00:13:29.000 People want to be a book.

00:13:29.000 It's your worst.

00:13:30.000 Excuse a brassy broad. 0.99

00:13:31.000 I'm a curmudgeon.

00:13:33.000 Spells it like it is.

00:13:34.000 Why are you dragging tires?

00:13:36.000 I'm getting in shape, cunt.

00:13:37.000 Not so far.

00:13:39.000 I mean, of course, I'm a young woman.

00:13:42.000 She's so pithy, isn't she? 1.00

00:13:45.000 All right.

00:13:46.000 So that's Affirmative Action Entertainment.

00:13:51.000 How about another layer, though?

00:13:53.000 So SNL got in shit a long time ago for not having enough minorities, visible minorities.

00:13:58.000 I don't know.

00:13:59.000 For some reason, white males seem pretty good at improv comedy. 0.51

00:14:03.000 I think it's gay, but that seems to be the pattern. 1.00

00:14:07.000 And then Keenan Wayans, who is a black man who's very good at improv comedy and has done very well for himself at SNL.

00:14:14.000 He's done very well for himself for his entire career.

00:14:16.000 I think he was a child actor.

00:14:19.000 They go, why aren't there more black women, for example, on the staff? 1.00

00:14:22.000 And he goes, I don't know.

00:14:25.000 I go to these auditions sometimes with Martin.

00:14:27.000 Oh, no, sorry.

00:14:28.000 What's his name?

00:14:29.000 Lauren.

00:14:30.000 And they're just not ready.

00:14:32.000 Oh, so black women aren't funny. 1.00

00:14:34.000 See, this is what we were talking about yesterday, where you'll hear something outrageous, like that woman, Mary Lynn, chased a child down the street who was in Sandy Hook and said your fellow students weren't shot.

00:14:48.000 And you're like, what?

00:14:50.000 And then you have to dig and dig and dig and dig, and you find out she was actually harassing David Hogg about a dumb law that he advocates for at a gun conference.

00:15:02.000 So Keenan Williams never said that.

00:15:04.000 He was just stating a fact.

00:15:05.000 So then they went nuts hiring black people. 0.72

00:15:06.000 They hired black writers and they needed one on the stage.

00:15:09.000 So they found Leslie Jones, who had already given up on comedy because she sucked, a giant beast of a woman, Sasquatch. 1.00

00:15:17.000 And she comes out there and she's actually a black woman. 1.00

00:15:21.000 She's like Sonny Johnson.

00:15:23.000 She's not like Candace Owens, where it's palpable, palatable to white people.

00:15:28.000 She's like a black. 1.00

00:15:29.000 So she goes, oh, you want black comedy?

00:15:30.000 Oh, good.

00:15:31.000 Finally.

00:15:32.000 Finally, I'm getting noticed.

00:15:33.000 And they're like, be you, girl, be ghetto. 0.92

00:15:35.000 Okay, I used to sell crack with my brothers.

00:15:37.000 Well, they were crack dealers, but if you live with a crack dealer, you selling crack, motherfucker.

00:15:42.000 That's all actual quotes.

00:15:44.000 So she goes, no one wants to, she's on weekend update, no one wants to fuck my big fat ass. 1.00

00:15:50.000 I'll tell you what, if it was slavery days again, they'd be just like fucking me and pulling out big babies, LeBron James, fucking Deontay Wilder.

00:15:57.000 I would just be like a giant fucking athlete nigga machine. 1.00

00:16:01.000 And everyone goes, oh, stop.

00:16:05.000 Stop.

00:16:06.000 The NAACP was furious.

00:16:10.000 What the hell is this racist shit coming out of this black woman? 1.00

00:16:14.000 So they kept her on for a little bit, but then after the dust settled, they're like, you need to go.

00:16:20.000 But the affirmative action agenda prevails.

00:16:23.000 Now, you've seen Fran Leibowitz, right?

00:16:25.000 She's a typical old Jewish lady, cynical jap. 1.00

00:16:30.000 Oh, give me a break. 0.60

00:16:32.000 I need more Goyam telling me how to live my life.

00:16:34.000 She's the one who said, having a million dollars is unethical.

00:16:37.000 She definitely has a million dollars, by the way. 0.98

00:16:38.000 Having a million dollars is unethical.

00:16:40.000 It's just the way it is.

00:16:42.000 The only way you can make a million dollars is to screw other people over.

00:16:45.000 So if you're a millionaire, you're a bad person.

00:16:48.000 What is she?

00:16:49.000 She's lived in New York for 50 years in various apartments, and she has, what, 200 grand? 0.83

00:16:54.000 I don't think so.

00:16:55.000 Martin Scorsese spell.

00:16:57.000 But we know what she acts like, right? 0.72

00:17:00.000 You just saw her.

00:17:01.000 Do you need more?

00:17:04.000 Yes.

00:17:04.000 Should we give them more?

00:17:06.000 It's going to take you about a day to find her Netflix show.

00:17:09.000 Oh, I just had it before.

00:17:10.000 Okay.

00:17:11.000 I thought you didn't have to.

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00:17:36.000 Okay, well, what do you think?

00:17:37.000 This is it.

00:17:38.000 A morose curmudgeon, right?

00:17:43.000 There you go.

00:17:45.000 Do you remember, Brian, I said, never have anybody shoot in your car or your apartment?

00:17:49.000 Yeah, you saw me this after they ruined my car when I complained about the car.

00:17:56.000 She's not even that dynamic.

00:17:58.000 Like, she's not that.

00:17:59.000 It's not like she's very Jewy. 0.81

00:18:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:01.000 Like, oh, what are you doing?

00:18:02.000 She's not like Woody Allen, but she's just a typical cynical New Yorker.

00:18:07.000 But let's see more of her because I want you to get a taste. 1.00

00:18:09.000 Because this goes back to...

00:18:11.000 Remember when Steve Martin did Roger Stone?

00:18:15.000 Okay, let's hear her talk.

00:18:16.000 Excessively interesting.

00:18:18.000 Too interesting.

00:18:19.000 This is what you see in the streets of New York.

00:18:20.000 That's what you see in the streets of New York.

00:18:21.000 That's what I'm walking and texting or standing in the middle of the sidewalk when I'm trying to get through.

00:18:26.000 I'm trying to get through.

00:18:27.000 But you also see people doing things that I know would never have occurred to me.

00:18:31.000 In other words, I don't have a phone, so I've never texted.

00:18:34.000 But I believe that if I do it.

00:18:35.000 That's another minor detail.

00:18:37.000 She's a writer. 0.76

00:18:38.000 She doesn't own a computer.

00:18:41.000 What are you writing on?

00:18:43.000 An old-timey typewriter?

00:18:45.000 You can't even hand that to a publisher.

00:18:46.000 He'll go, what am I supposed to do with this?

00:18:48.000 Scan it?

00:18:50.000 I have a phone, and I did text.

00:18:52.000 It would never have occurred to me to do the salized walking.

00:18:55.000 A few months ago, not this, I haven't seen this numerous times, but this particular combination of things stood out in my mind.

00:19:01.000 I saw a kid riding a bike down 7th Avenue.

00:19:05.000 He was with one hand texting, with the other hand eating a piece of pizza, and he was driving the bike with his elbows.

00:19:12.000 He had his elbows up.

00:19:15.000 And of course, he almost went me over.

00:19:16.000 What's worse than a dexterous teen?

00:19:19.000 And I thought, I am a person who believes every day I have a very high chance of being killed crossing the street.

00:19:26.000 This is a gun.

00:19:28.000 We've had a nice big taste.

00:19:30.000 Lauren Michaels got rid of Leslie Jones for being exactly what they asked for. 1.00

00:19:37.000 And by the way, that joke with the babies is pretty good.

00:19:40.000 And it's kind of true.

00:19:42.000 If this was Cave Days, but we still had the NBA and everything, we would make her a person maker.

00:19:48.000 Kind of witty, but very ghetto. 0.99

00:19:51.000 So they go get her out of here.

00:19:53.000 What about, do you have any like an Asian?

00:19:56.000 Oh, what about an Asian that's gay? 1.00

00:19:59.000 Now I have two.

00:20:00.000 I killed two birds with one stone.

00:20:01.000 Because this affirmative action thing is not working for comedy. 0.52

00:20:04.000 Comedy is very specific.

00:20:05.000 And the kind of comedy we do, which is an awkward kind of improv where everyone's reading cards over someone's shoulder, is a very rare gift.

00:20:13.000 So I know I'm going to have to take a hit on something.

00:20:16.000 But if I can combine gay and Asian, and by the way, I've watched this stand up.

00:20:20.000 We watched this stand up on the show, right?

00:20:22.000 Everything, every joke is that I'm gay and I'm Asian, and I'm Asian and I'm gay.

00:20:26.000 Oh, did I mention I'm gay?

00:20:29.000 Just like that Pakistani chick or Indian chick from Canada who had her own show. 1.00

00:20:34.000 Is that still on?

00:20:35.000 Late Night with Lily Singh?

00:20:37.000 Oh, Lily Singh.

00:20:38.000 Remember?

00:20:39.000 And she was like, yeah, hi.

00:20:40.000 You probably, I can see the America's like, why is that brown woman on my TV? 1.00

00:20:45.000 Yeah, you probably don't like that I'm brown and bisexual, right?

00:20:48.000 Not your average TV person.

00:20:50.000 Okay, why don't you prove that it's not affirmative action by being hilarious?

00:20:54.000 Is it still going?

00:20:55.000 It is.

00:20:56.000 Well, how long is that most recent update?

00:20:58.000 Eight hours ago.

00:20:59.000 Yeah.

00:20:59.000 But wait, that's not the show.

00:21:01.000 That's just a YouTube show.

00:21:04.000 Well, it says here.

00:21:06.000 Isn't that a clip from the show?

00:21:10.000 Yeah, Little Late with Lily Late.

00:21:12.000 So it's still going.

00:21:13.000 This is just a sympathy thing.

00:21:14.000 This is charity.

00:21:17.000 Yep.

00:21:18.000 NBC.

00:21:21.000 Okay, let's be open-minded.

00:21:23.000 Come on.

00:21:26.000 Him and his wigs.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, he wore a lot of wigs.

00:21:32.000 He didn't even wear wigs.

00:21:35.000 Must be expensive.

00:21:36.000 He's gay for Putin. 0.74

00:21:37.000 What's the budget like for this show?

00:21:38.000 They got to get a time machine to pull all these 90s jokes out?

00:21:43.000 He jerks off.

00:21:44.000 He jerks off a lot?

00:21:45.000 Oh, he's jerking off to Putin, which is a gay thing they love to do. 1.00

00:21:49.000 They love to do the gay thing. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Catch up.

00:21:52.000 He eats fast food.

00:21:53.000 Stop.

00:21:54.000 Wait, but don't leave it forever.

00:21:55.000 Pause, I should say.

00:21:57.000 That was one of Saki's problems recently.

00:21:59.000 So, 1-8, there's been rumors that Lindsey Graham's gay.

00:22:05.000 And let's all hold hands right now and try to give a flying fuck if a politician we don't really pay attention to sucks a dick on his own time. 0.99

00:22:14.000 Nowhere near any of the dicks we know.

00:22:17.000 And even if they did.

00:22:20.000 What do you have on your head?

00:22:22.000 Oh, beanie.

00:22:24.000 And a suit?

00:22:25.000 No, it's not supposed to.

00:22:26.000 This is supposed to just form my hair.

00:22:28.000 I've made a mistake.

00:22:29.000 You're not showing anything, Ryan.

00:22:33.000 That looks good.

00:22:33.000 Now I look like Fran Leibowitz.

00:22:35.000 So you were wearing a beanie with your suit to form your hair.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, it wasn't straight enough.

00:22:40.000 I get these kind of jewel curls on the side.

00:22:42.000 We all do.

00:22:43.000 We all do.

00:22:43.000 I think I have black woman perm in my hair.

00:22:46.000 I gotta try that, maybe.

00:22:49.000 Um.

00:22:50.000 Razak.

00:22:51.000 Razak.

00:22:52.000 Okay, so that's the rumor.

00:22:54.000 So Pissaki has, I'm gonna call her Psaki from now on. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Pisaki has noticed that if you come up with a really fun, mean insult, it sticks to them like little Marco Rubio or Sleepy Was Sleepy Joe Biden.

00:23:09.000 Wait, no, it was Sleepy Joe.

00:23:11.000 Sleepy Joe.

00:23:11.000 Or what was the low energy Jeb, right?

00:23:14.000 He's the master of them.

00:23:15.000 Then he comes across a fag and it's Pete Buttigig. 1.00

00:23:20.000 And that was a trap.

00:23:21.000 That was a honey trap.

00:23:23.000 Honeypot.

00:23:24.000 Honeypot.

00:23:24.000 The feds put a honeypot there.

00:23:26.000 The DNC put a honeypot there.

00:23:27.000 And the honeypot was, here's a homo. 1.00

00:23:29.000 I bet you're going to call him a cocksucker and a faggot, right? 1.00

00:23:32.000 You're going to make fun of his homosexuality.

00:23:34.000 Then we're going to fry you as a homophobe. 1.00

00:23:37.000 So what does he do when he sees Pete Buttajig?

00:23:39.000 He goes, well, he looks like Alfredine Newman.

00:23:42.000 Zero reference to homosexuality.

00:23:44.000 Because Donnie doesn't take the bait.

00:23:47.000 Donnie's not a moron.

00:23:50.000 By the way, I grew up obsessed with Mad Magazine, and Trump was in almost every issue in the 80s.

00:23:55.000 He's not a reality TV star.

00:23:56.000 Anyway, so what's her insult for Lindsey Graham? 0.91

00:24:01.000 This is 19.

00:24:02.000 She suspects that Lindsey Graham was disparaging Sally Q. Yates, an American hero. 0.99

00:24:08.000 So she calls him a fag.

00:24:10.000 She calls him Lady G. You took the bait, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:24:17.000 We don't get to use the Jem Psaki bumper. 0.99

00:24:23.000 What does she say there?

00:24:25.000 Only 2020 is Lady G. See, she's trying her hand at it. 1.00

00:24:29.000 She thinks that they hoped that Trump would call Pete Buttigieg Lady P or something.

00:24:34.000 Lady B. No, Cardi B. Get to push a bunch of debunk conspiracy theories while questioning Sally Q Yates, aka an American hero. 1.00

00:24:42.000 So she's getting some flack for that, which was just a couple months ago.

00:24:47.000 Right?

00:24:48.000 Still visible.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, they should have deleted all her tweets when they, not all her tweets, but anything remotely controversial.

00:24:57.000 Again, we're up against some powerful adversaries, but they're not sending their best.

00:25:03.000 It really is amazing that we're under the tyranny of retards. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Anyway, I'm sorry.

00:25:08.000 All of this is building up to a terrible SNL imitation of Fran Leibwitz.

00:25:12.000 I just think it's very meta because Fran herself exists because of affirmative action in entertainment.

00:25:18.000 And now we have this gay who is only there for affirmative action. 1.00

00:25:25.000 I will say Michael Shea is a funny and talented dude, and I don't smell affirmative action.

00:25:30.000 I believe he did skyrocket to the top writer at SNL, but at least he's fucking funny.

00:25:35.000 He's the guy who came up with the joke.

00:25:37.000 People say that offering me watermelon or fried chicken is racist.

00:25:43.000 That's a pretty nice racist, as far as racists go.

00:25:48.000 Andrew Pomo announced this week that the New York City could reopen indoor dining by mid-February.

00:25:53.000 Here to comment are stars of the Netflix show Pretended to City, Friend Libowitz and Martin Scorsese.

00:26:04.000 Here we go.

00:26:05.000 What are you doing, Friend Martin?

00:26:07.000 It's lovely to have you both here.

00:26:08.000 Please, I've been so bored at home.

00:26:10.000 I was about to get married to my tough witch. 0.84

00:26:14.000 Let me tell you, I've been winning so many interviews.

00:26:16.000 I've done my friend Libowitz.

00:26:20.000 That's not how she talks.

00:26:22.000 Look, he's just being engaging.

00:26:25.000 The Martin Scorsese thing's pretty good.

00:26:27.000 It's not very difficult, but she's...

00:26:29.000 Fran Leibowitz is the least feminine woman. 0.72

00:26:32.000 Forget effeminate.

00:26:33.000 She's the least feminine woman I've ever seen. 1.00

00:26:40.000 Well, I love the series because it's the two of you just sitting and talking and Marty just losing his mind.

00:26:49.000 Right.

00:26:49.000 They asked me my rage.

00:26:51.000 I said, I can sit and I can sit down.

00:26:53.000 And the people who went to these talks, they were children.

00:26:55.000 They'd asked me, should I be a writer?

00:26:57.000 Should I be a filmmaker?

00:26:58.000 I'd say, no, you should be something useful.

00:27:01.000 Be a piece of melon wrapped in prosciutto.

00:27:08.000 That's your advice.

00:27:09.000 What?

00:27:10.000 Marty loves it.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, Marty seems to love everything you do.

00:27:13.000 Marty, how is this shooting with friends?

00:27:19.000 Okay, well, do you think New York is doing right now like good?

00:27:24.000 Is it doing okay?

00:27:25.000 I love it.

00:27:26.000 It's the worst.

00:27:27.000 Disgusting.

00:27:28.000 I'll never move.

00:27:29.000 My friends, they're inviting me to their backyards for socially distanced gatherings.

00:27:33.000 The only outdoor gathering I go to is the taxi line at JFK.

00:27:37.000 You know why?

00:27:38.000 They let you smoke, okay?

00:27:39.000 Yeah, the gayness really throws it off. 1.00

00:27:41.000 It really throws it off.

00:27:42.000 And if you're going to fake laugh, you have to fake laugh good.

00:27:45.000 And is it anti-Semitic to make a prosthetic nose?

00:27:50.000 That just looks like a gay Asian guy. 0.72

00:27:52.000 And you couldn't have got a blazer with bigger shoulders.

00:27:55.000 Anyway, this is what happens to the quality of entertainment when you don't go by meritocracy.

00:28:00.000 That was my 8 million hour point.

00:28:04.000 What'd you think?

00:28:09.000 My son's on a clip from a magazine.

00:28:14.000 That took you like eight hours.

00:28:17.000 You know, and I hired you because you're a Japanese-Puerto Rican, and I get called racist 1% less.

00:28:22.000 Yes.

00:28:23.000 Especially if we're walking down the street together.

00:28:25.000 I don't even know if I count.

00:28:27.000 Oh, you count.

00:28:27.000 Sick.

00:28:28.000 People are scared.

00:28:29.000 Not because of the Japanese thing, it's the Puerto Rican thing.

00:28:31.000 Because people don't know Puerto Ricans because they're segregated. 0.94

00:28:36.000 So when you know a Puerto Rican, that's like, whoa, where'd you get him? 0.99

00:28:39.000 The Bronx?

00:28:40.000 Cool.

00:28:41.000 In a sense, that.

00:28:44.000 Just backpedal everything instantly.

00:28:46.000 All right, so there's a video called, well, here, let me just show you.

00:28:56.000 Okay, this is Anchachanta Chani's Secret.

00:29:00.000 But it's been in my head for a few days now, so I figure that's the Lord in heaven above suggesting that we cover this.

00:29:10.000 Let me just tell you something before we even start.

00:29:12.000 I used to run an ad agency, and we would usually get away with extras for $100 a day.

00:29:16.000 Same with the movies we shot.

00:29:19.000 But obviously with $100 a day, you're going to get some losers.

00:29:24.000 About 100%.

00:29:25.000 So these people are all losers.

00:29:28.000 These people are called fat pigs.

00:29:31.000 And if a kid is fat, it usually just means that the mom is bad at parenting. 1.00

00:29:35.000 If an adult is fat, it means they're lazy.

00:29:38.000 And that's why so many of them are poor.

00:29:40.000 Because they're lazy, they're not driven.

00:29:43.000 I'm not going to say shitty human beings, but fuck-ups that don't deserve any of your attention.

00:29:50.000 I don't know about one, two, three here.

00:29:53.000 This chick, it doesn't fit the archetypal extra. 0.91

00:29:56.000 My theory is that she's fucking either the cameraman or the producer here. 1.00

00:30:01.000 And he said, okay, we need to pretty up this, because with the extras, they tend to be zeros and they tend to be ugly.

00:30:07.000 So why don't you come on just to spice it up?

00:30:10.000 But you can't win, obviously, or I'll get fired.

00:30:18.000 There's no audio.

00:30:21.000 Welcome to Murder Doe. 0.54

00:30:25.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:30:26.000 That's not the name.

00:30:30.000 So they all have to make their own arguments, and then they all decide collectively.

00:30:41.000 See, she does not fit in here. 1.00

00:30:44.000 You're here.

00:30:45.000 No, no.

00:30:45.000 I can't because there was money involved.

00:30:47.000 No, I'm sorry.

00:30:49.000 I just want y'all to make the ones rain so I can dance.

00:30:52.000 I don't know.

00:30:52.000 You can't put a price on attention.

00:30:55.000 Love that.

00:30:56.000 Love that.

00:30:57.000 Love that.

00:30:58.000 There's seven of you here.

00:30:59.000 You have to decide who leaves with $1,000.

00:31:04.000 That's it.

00:31:05.000 That's it.

00:31:05.000 That's the individual.

00:31:06.000 You guys have to decide.

00:31:07.000 You see the black guy scheming. 1.00

00:31:08.000 The second he said that, he goes.

00:31:12.000 Now, this is pretty easy.

00:31:14.000 You either are honest, and you're probably not going to get it because you're an honest person.

00:31:19.000 And honest people tend to not need $1,000 because they're hardworking and they're diligent and their life is pretty together.

00:31:28.000 But if you're a shitstain, you probably need $1,000.

00:31:31.000 And of course, there's exceptions, like someone's mom is sick, whatever.

00:31:34.000 So my pitch would be if you're a shitstain liar, I would say that it's got to have some nuance to it.

00:31:40.000 My mother just had hip replacement surgery. 0.98

00:31:42.000 We don't need money for that.

00:31:43.000 She used to work with the handicapped, and she has fibromyalgia.

00:31:48.000 So she has good social assistance.

00:31:50.000 We have Medicare through her school pension.

00:31:53.000 But the problem is that I have to stay home and look after her.

00:31:56.000 I have a daughter here.

00:31:57.000 So I used to be supporting the family.

00:32:00.000 I can't support the family now.

00:32:01.000 So I need this thousand bucks to sort of get over this hump while I figure out a way to work from home with my company.

00:32:08.000 And without it, you know, my children, my daughter will suffer.

00:32:11.000 I'm a single mom, believe it or not.

00:32:13.000 I guess I'm talking about the black one now. 1.00

00:32:16.000 And yeah, and my mom will suffer.

00:32:19.000 So that's why we need this little help to get over the hump.

00:32:22.000 That would be my pitch if I was a liar.

00:32:26.000 What I would really do is go, I'm a very wealthy man, so I'm just Going to sit here and watch you people devour each other because you're all fucking disgusting savages, the kind of people who are available for extras, except for the Asian chick who's clearly fucking the producer. 1.00

00:32:41.000 You guys have to decide together who's the one person that leaves.

00:32:44.000 Guys, here's the thing: we could each leave with like $150.

00:32:47.000 No, no, give me a whole bag.

00:32:49.000 Here are the rules.

00:32:50.000 We are going to break it down by rounds.

00:32:52.000 The first four, you have to decide which person gets voted off.

00:32:56.000 Okay?

00:32:57.000 And then for the final three people, you have to unanimously decide who's the one person who leaves with it.

00:33:03.000 What the fuck?

00:33:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:05.000 Did they invent this?

00:33:06.000 It's very creative.

00:33:08.000 If the cut came up with this idea.

00:33:11.000 Yes.

00:33:11.000 All right.

00:33:12.000 And three, two, one.

00:33:15.000 Round one is beginning.

00:33:17.000 So what's everybody sign?

00:33:18.000 What does sign has to do with anything?

00:33:20.000 I want to know bike balances.

00:33:22.000 She starts off saying that she's stupid.

00:33:24.000 And then the other one, who's logic, I liked her $150 idea.

00:33:28.000 You could have been in and out of there in one minute.

00:33:30.000 How unattractive is this woman? 1.00

00:33:32.000 With her gross shoes? 1.00

00:33:35.000 Yuck.

00:33:36.000 Islam is really good at making women not tempting. 1.00

00:33:41.000 I want to know personal negatives.

00:33:44.000 Rehearsal stories.

00:33:45.000 So I'm black in America, so shit sucks.

00:33:48.000 That's why I deserve $1,000.

00:33:49.000 I'm an immigrant.

00:33:51.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:52.000 What if everyone who's not black leaves as a form of reparation? 0.88

00:33:57.000 See how it just goes straight to race in this country?

00:33:59.000 Right out of the gate, race, race, race.

00:34:02.000 That's why this narrative is so effective, because you say, America's racist, and then every...

00:34:06.000 I saw today Biden was talking about our number one goal in this country has to be to tackle white supremacy.

00:34:12.000 What?

00:34:13.000 What does that mean?

00:34:14.000 Because you can't mean Nazis, although I'm sure a lot of people interpret that way.

00:34:18.000 I guess you mean we have to tackle the fact that whites... 0.99

00:34:22.000 It's not even that whites do better because when you look at the poor, they're mostly white, but that when you look at the very richest people in America, they tend to be white. 0.55

00:34:29.000 And that has to change.

00:34:30.000 That's what that means.

00:34:32.000 Okay, so what are we going to do?

00:34:33.000 Tax Warren Buffett to death?

00:34:34.000 Fine.

00:34:35.000 He'll live on his yacht and take a helicopter there.

00:34:38.000 Or his residence will be Dubai where there's zero income tax.

00:34:44.000 Is it just me or the white guy's face is perfect?

00:34:47.000 He's just like, yep, this shit.

00:34:49.000 And he's probably liberal too.

00:34:50.000 He just lost $1,000 in the second he heard race.

00:34:56.000 Hold on.

00:34:57.000 Then the rest of the three of us get to decide.

00:34:59.000 Who takes $1,000?

00:35:00.000 What if we donate the money?

00:35:02.000 I know who needs to go because you said to charity.

00:35:06.000 Have you noticed her two inputs so far besides astrology are, no, I don't want to divide it up and no, I don't want to give it to charity.

00:35:12.000 Is there a way you can move this whole screen over this way a bit?

00:35:15.000 Because I'm sort of hiding in the corner here.

00:35:16.000 It's like when my son crawls into bed and I get a sliver of a mattress.

00:35:22.000 I think you gotta go.

00:35:23.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:25.000 I mean, I was kidding.

00:35:26.000 Okay, were you?

00:35:27.000 Yo, but you wouldn't have said donate to charities if you were really kidding, if you were really broke.

00:35:31.000 Right?

00:35:31.000 Give me your pitch.

00:35:32.000 Give me your 30-second pitch while you deserve $1,000.

00:35:34.000 Crying a little bit.

00:35:37.000 You are especially vocal.

00:35:38.000 What do you got?

00:35:39.000 I spend every single day trying to save the world.

00:35:42.000 I work on issues of climate change.

00:35:44.000 I'm a good person.

00:35:46.000 I work on issues of climate change.

00:35:49.000 Well, you know what that means, right?

00:35:51.000 Random Facebook comments.

00:35:53.000 Like if you were really working, you'd say, I work for a nonprofit called stoptheclimatestuff.com and I work all day there.

00:36:01.000 I'm the head of Facebook comment development.

00:36:04.000 But no, she just sits around on her big fat Muslim ass eating hummus and doing nothing but bitching on the internet, which we all do for fun every time we take a shit. 1.00

00:36:15.000 And I need new tires.

00:36:16.000 That is why I'm fucking for your tires. 1.00

00:36:19.000 Okay.

00:36:21.000 I am tired of hearing this.

00:36:24.000 I spent my entire day.

00:36:26.000 Did you see how the Asian was like, I'm tired of she's she knows she's not winning. 1.00

00:36:31.000 She's just fucking around. 1.00

00:36:32.000 She's just going to have some fun. 0.99

00:36:34.000 Moving today.

00:36:36.000 I've spent over $3,200 in rent this month alone, plus moving costs, bribing people to help me.

00:36:42.000 They just say she's boring in the background. 1.00

00:36:44.000 Go back.

00:36:45.000 $200 in rent this month alone, plus moving costs.

00:36:48.000 She's lame or she's late? 1.00

00:36:49.000 She's lame, she's lying, or she's. 0.99

00:36:52.000 Yeah.

00:36:52.000 Bribing people to help me.

00:36:54.000 Hire!

00:36:55.000 No.

00:36:57.000 Okay, here we go.

00:36:58.000 I haven't been working since April.

00:36:59.000 So wait a minute.

00:37:00.000 I moved and it cost me $3,200 for rent this month.

00:37:04.000 Does that mean that's for monthly rent or she had to do first and last? 0.64

00:37:08.000 Because if she's paying $3,200, she's in a bracket where you don't need $1,000. 0.96

00:37:14.000 What a stupid fucking name to name your daughter, Shakira, with a weird spelling. 0.93

00:37:20.000 Okay, here we go.

00:37:21.000 Black people have to spell their name. 1.00

00:37:23.000 I'm Gavin McInnis.

00:37:24.000 I have to do it a lot.

00:37:26.000 But Shakira Shaniqua, you must every single fucking time have to say S-H-O-N apostrophe Q-U-I-A-H7 hashtag semicolon.

00:37:39.000 I've been working since April.

00:37:41.000 This will be my third surgery within a year since my initial accident.

00:37:44.000 Like, seriously, my bank account is literally like negative 300 right now.

00:37:47.000 If you're going paycheck to paycheck, where are those paychecks coming from if you're not working?

00:37:50.000 Hold up.

00:37:51.000 If you got hurt at work.

00:37:52.000 Wearing your workers' comp.

00:37:53.000 Yeah.

00:37:54.000 That's where I paycheck to paycheck.

00:37:55.000 But you only get how much of your income?

00:37:56.000 You only get 60%.

00:37:58.000 You only get how much of your income?

00:38:00.000 It's not off the top of your head.

00:38:03.000 Since April, it's down.

00:38:04.000 How are you being getting workers' comp for six, seven months?

00:38:07.000 Like, y'all ask me too much questions, but that is the truth.

00:38:09.000 I am 19 years old.

00:38:10.000 Okay, so she just gave away that she's lying.

00:38:13.000 She just made up a story.

00:38:14.000 I work paycheck to paycheck.

00:38:15.000 I'm not working now.

00:38:16.000 And how is not working meaning you get $1,000?

00:38:21.000 I want to see her again.

00:38:24.000 How are you being more background?

00:38:28.000 I spent plus moving costs, bribing people to help me.

00:38:32.000 Hire!

00:38:33.000 No.

00:38:35.000 Okay, okay, here we go.

00:38:36.000 I haven't been working since April.

00:38:37.000 This will be my third surgery within a year since my initial accident.

00:38:41.000 Like, seriously, my bank account is literally like negative 300 right now.

00:38:44.000 If you're going paycheck to paycheck, where are those paychecks coming from if you're not working?

00:38:47.000 Negative 300.

00:38:48.000 You mean credit card debt?

00:38:50.000 Hold up.

00:38:51.000 If you got hurt at work.

00:38:52.000 Wearing your workers' comp.

00:38:53.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 That's where I paycheck to paycheck.

00:38:55.000 But you only get how much of your income?

00:38:56.000 You only get 16%.

00:38:57.000 6% of your income.

00:38:59.000 April.

00:38:59.000 It's down.

00:39:00.000 How do you even get Morpher's comp for six, seven months?

00:39:02.000 Like, y'all ask me too much questions, but that is the truth.

00:39:04.000 I am 19 years old.

00:39:05.000 So, she just gave away that she's lying.

00:39:07.000 So, the vibe now is: I assume she's going to be one of the first to go because she just said she's lying, right?

00:39:14.000 Like, y'all asking too much questions, but that is the truth.

00:39:17.000 I am 19 years old.

00:39:19.000 I am a full-time student.

00:39:20.000 Money would really freaking help.

00:39:22.000 I just bailed out my parents 10 grand.

00:39:25.000 I am a full-time student.

00:39:26.000 Wait, you just bailed out your parents?

00:39:27.000 What, from prison?

00:39:29.000 What does that mean?

00:39:29.000 I just bailed out my parents.

00:39:31.000 Would really freaking help.

00:39:32.000 I just bailed out my parents 10 grand, and that was actually what I was supposed to use for my daughter's college fund.

00:39:38.000 Sorry.

00:39:39.000 What if we helped you by connecting you to a mentor that we know?

00:39:43.000 Stop.

00:39:43.000 She has a daughter.

00:39:44.000 She's 19 in college, and her parents just gave her 10 grand that she spent, and it was supposed to be for her daughter's college fund.

00:39:51.000 I don't believe her that she has a daughter.

00:39:52.000 No fucking way.

00:39:54.000 These people are such shitty liars.

00:39:57.000 I think she's been the only honest one so far because it was just stupid.

00:40:02.000 I want money because I just moved.

00:40:05.000 I mean, if you give a man $1,000, you feed him for a day, but you teach a man to make $1,000, then you feed him for lies.

00:40:11.000 Exactly.

00:40:12.000 At this point, I'm not working as well.

00:40:14.000 So my bills are, my husband was able to pay them, but they're coming up again.

00:40:18.000 And we may end up homeless.

00:40:20.000 How long haven't you had a job?

00:40:21.000 Since September.

00:40:24.000 We're in October?

00:40:26.000 Yeah, it's been 30 days.

00:40:30.000 But are you choosing to be unemployed because the jobs that are available don't pay you as much money as you want to make?

00:40:35.000 No, I'm choosing to be unemployed because the jobs I apply for, they tell me I'm not qualified for because I'm black.

00:40:40.000 That's not choosing.

00:40:42.000 That's not choosing and it's not choosing either.

00:40:45.000 I don't see how anyone could say that.

00:40:47.000 That's not legal.

00:40:48.000 Because you're white. 0.93

00:40:49.000 Yeah, it happens way too often.

00:40:52.000 Just so you know.

00:40:53.000 So there it is, in a nutshell.

00:40:54.000 That's America right now.

00:40:56.000 No, this is why the conversation is stifled.

00:40:59.000 Because people who don't deserve power are stealing it.

00:41:03.000 And they go, I need to dominate this conversation.

00:41:06.000 I can't do it with merit.

00:41:07.000 So I'm just going to say that everything is racism.

00:41:12.000 Perfect.

00:41:12.000 She doesn't want to be there anymore.

00:41:14.000 Everything is racism.

00:41:16.000 And if you disagree with me, then you're white and you're wrong. 0.83

00:41:19.000 You're wrong if you're white. 0.99

00:41:21.000 It happens way too often.

00:41:23.000 Oh, I love headache.

00:41:27.000 My brother's getting married in Michigan.

00:41:30.000 This is already a no.

00:41:31.000 You want $1,000 to go to Michigan?

00:41:33.000 So I can't.

00:41:34.000 If you didn't like my child, I'm not going to be able to buy credit gifts.

00:41:38.000 Like, that would have been way better.

00:41:39.000 I want to be there for my brother and for his fiancé.

00:41:43.000 FaceTime in.

00:41:44.000 Hold on.

00:41:45.000 What kind of adult can't afford to go to her brother's wedding? 1.00

00:41:48.000 Couldn't mom pay for that? 1.00

00:41:50.000 Fucking fat people.

00:41:53.000 Fiancé and...

00:41:54.000 FaceTime in.

00:41:56.000 Hold on.

00:41:56.000 What's he saying?

00:41:57.000 FaceTime in.

00:41:58.000 Oh.

00:41:59.000 You could FaceTime him.

00:42:01.000 Yeah.

00:42:02.000 Okay, that's all I have to say.

00:42:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:42:06.000 This is so fucking racial. 0.80

00:42:08.000 That's what happens in 2020.

00:42:10.000 I don't think it would be this racial if it was 1979 or 1983 or even 1990.

00:42:19.000 Everything comes back to race.

00:42:20.000 And did you see the total disdain they have for her?

00:42:23.000 I don't think it's because she's fat, which is where my disdain comes from. 1.00

00:42:26.000 But it's just like, you're white, fuck you. 0.99

00:42:27.000 You're not getting any money.

00:42:28.000 This poor bastard, dude, you better have something good.

00:42:32.000 You better have fibromyalgia.

00:42:36.000 Oh, come on, guys.

00:42:37.000 I mean, don't be mean to her, right?

00:42:38.000 We mean.

00:42:42.000 No, they weren't mean to everyone else up there.

00:42:44.000 You've been the only ones yelling liar and fuck you and you can go home.

00:42:48.000 This bitch has told pretty much everyone to go home. 1.00

00:42:51.000 Now I'm thinking she's going to win.

00:42:53.000 Just because the squeakiest wheel gets the grease and she's going to keep fucking screaming until people go, fine, here's your money. 1.00

00:42:59.000 Which is America right now.

00:43:01.000 I know.

00:43:02.000 Why did you defeat me?

00:43:03.000 No.

00:43:03.000 Y'all jumped on me.

00:43:04.000 Y'all jumped on me like some hyenas.

00:43:06.000 My only case that I can make is that, you know, I work hard.

00:43:09.000 I would use the money to, you know, fix my car because I've had a busted windshield and a busted bumper for a while.

00:43:15.000 But it's still operable, right?

00:43:16.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:43:16.000 Operable, yeah.

00:43:18.000 That's where my money's going.

00:43:20.000 The hardworking guy whose car sucks and he would use the money to not just better himself, but better produce for America.

00:43:28.000 That sounds like it's better than giving to this guy who has been unemployed for weeks, has a boyfriend who pays for the bills.

00:43:35.000 Sorry, a husband who's paying the bills, but he just wants the money because he's black. 1.00

00:43:41.000 I can't believe reparations came up.

00:43:43.000 This guy's already apologizing.

00:43:44.000 Look how he's apologizing for being white. 0.52

00:43:45.000 He's my brother.

00:43:48.000 Look, that's me storming the capital.

00:43:51.000 The capital, yeah.

00:43:52.000 She holded in a busted bumper for a while.

00:43:54.000 But it's still operable, right?

00:43:55.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:43:57.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:43:58.000 Take my money.

00:43:59.000 I was going to say, nobody's bullying him because they moved me when I said fire.

00:44:02.000 I was going to say, you can catch a light row.

00:44:05.000 How will you decide who goes off?

00:44:07.000 We should write something down, put it in a pot, and then maybe one of somebody else can read it.

00:44:11.000 Like, I'll read it.

00:44:12.000 I'm her.

00:44:13.000 Her name is my name.

00:44:15.000 Again, cheating, lying.

00:44:19.000 Okay, you guys have two minutes.

00:44:21.000 Okay.

00:44:21.000 You notice that with black comedians, they'll be like, white people are so corny.

00:44:24.000 They're crazy.

00:44:25.000 Like with the Titanic.

00:44:27.000 Women and children first. 1.00

00:44:28.000 I'll be like, fuck that.

00:44:28.000 I'm getting on that raft.

00:44:31.000 And you're like, that means you're dishonorable.

00:44:33.000 That's not a joke.

00:44:34.000 It's just sad.

00:44:35.000 You have no honor.

00:44:38.000 The first person who is up for elimination tonight is Hoden.

00:44:43.000 Hold on.

00:44:44.000 The least of it is pronounced my name.

00:44:45.000 Sorry.

00:44:46.000 Joe.

00:44:47.000 Abby.

00:44:48.000 Joe.

00:44:48.000 Oh, shit.

00:44:49.000 Joe.

00:44:51.000 Oh, no, Joe, no, Joe.

00:44:53.000 What the fuck?

00:44:54.000 Why'd y'all do that?

00:44:55.000 Isla?

00:44:56.000 Hyla.

00:44:58.000 Damn.

00:44:58.000 Joe.

00:45:00.000 Sorry, Joe.

00:45:01.000 You gotta go.

00:45:01.000 Sorry, Joe.

00:45:03.000 White males never need a wedding. 0.95

00:45:05.000 They have to just suffer with their fucked up car.

00:45:07.000 The other chick wants new tires. 1.00

00:45:09.000 Hodan wants new tires, didn't she? 1.00

00:45:12.000 She can have them.

00:45:13.000 She deserves them.

00:45:14.000 But white males, they don't deserve to fix up their cars as they bust their ass working hard. 0.94

00:45:19.000 Sorry, Joe.

00:45:20.000 Bye, Joe.

00:45:21.000 Well done, Joe.

00:45:21.000 I didn't have a wedding with Jodu or a car with tires.

00:45:28.000 There's where you'll sit.

00:45:29.000 Okay.

00:45:29.000 Yeah.

00:45:30.000 Cool.

00:45:31.000 I hate this.

00:45:32.000 We're closer to the thousand dollars.

00:45:34.000 Are you guys ready for the second?

00:45:35.000 They feel really bad, don't they, about fucking over the white guy?

00:45:38.000 They're going to be up all night bothering about it.

00:45:41.000 All right.

00:45:41.000 You've started.

00:45:42.000 Oh, what do you think?

00:45:44.000 Abby, you should go next because using the money for a plane ticket, and I feel like you can save for that.

00:45:51.000 And if you really wanted to go, you could take the bus, you can take the greyhound, you could drive, yes.

00:45:59.000 At this juncture, I'm so sorry, Abby, but I have to agree.

00:46:03.000 I got to pay for plane tickets too.

00:46:06.000 Me too.

00:46:06.000 And I just, I just had to pay for one too, and I could barely pay my rent.

00:46:11.000 We've lost honor as a people.

00:46:13.000 Like, if you could show this in 1950, I could see everyone saying no and giving it to, I don't know, the one poor person, or maybe all of them refusing it.

00:46:22.000 This is all just fuck you, fellow man.

00:46:27.000 We're about four minutes in, guys.

00:46:28.000 My priority is finding house and you're just getting some tires.

00:46:31.000 I have money to pay for my house, too.

00:46:33.000 You just got a house money to pay for my house.

00:46:36.000 I have a house that I would like to pay for before I die.

00:46:41.000 Going next, so I just want to say something.

00:46:43.000 Why do you think that you're going next?

00:46:45.000 There should be going next.

00:46:46.000 Because everybody stood up and said, Abby, I think you should go next.

00:46:51.000 That's the third.

00:46:52.000 Now you gotta go.

00:46:53.000 You don't believe me, you're a little bit.

00:46:54.000 The third person, she said, has to go.

00:46:56.000 Here's what I think is interesting, though.

00:46:58.000 I've heard that I'm white, so I can't understand issues or I never said that.

00:47:04.000 I've never said that.

00:47:04.000 I've heard about it.

00:47:07.000 I'm just gay and black.

00:47:08.000 I'm one of the most treasured in the victimization categories.

00:47:13.000 All people's names.

00:47:14.000 It's my turn to talk.

00:47:15.000 Let me talk.

00:47:16.000 So I just think it's interesting that race coming from me towards any one of you would be ghastly and inappropriate, but race coming towards any one of you towards me is appropriate. 0.99

00:47:30.000 Please don't put me in that because I never said anything about race.

00:47:32.000 And I do not.

00:47:33.000 I do.

00:47:34.000 It's appropriate.

00:47:35.000 Because you have the privilege to be a white person in America.

00:47:38.000 I'm Hispanic.

00:47:39.000 You should have spoken up.

00:47:40.000 That's why I called you white the first time. 1.00

00:47:42.000 You joked.

00:47:42.000 Look at that skin color.

00:47:43.000 See what it is?

00:47:44.000 It's like, I don't even think they really believe it.

00:47:46.000 They just notice that when you shoot at the feet of white people with the racism accusation, they dance.

00:47:52.000 So why not use that crutch?

00:47:55.000 And look how easily she acquiesces.

00:47:57.000 She goes, yeah, I understand.

00:47:58.000 I know.

00:47:59.000 You're right.

00:48:00.000 I'm a big, fat, white piece of shit.

00:48:02.000 White person in America. 0.51

00:48:03.000 I'm Hispanic.

00:48:04.000 You should have spoke up.

00:48:05.000 Let's have called you white the first time. 1.00

00:48:07.000 Somebody misguessed your race.

00:48:08.000 I said somebody misguessed your gender.

00:48:09.000 You're going to speak about it, correct?

00:48:11.000 Well, no, because I felt attacked in that situation, and I was hearing you saying you don't know what I'm talking about because of the color of your skin.

00:48:20.000 Why are you crying?

00:48:22.000 Bro, you messed.

00:48:24.000 I am.

00:48:27.000 I feel bad for everyone.

00:48:31.000 I don't think she likes the ration at all.

00:48:32.000 And she's crying because she feels bad because she's like, look at all these.

00:48:35.000 You know why else she's crying?

00:48:37.000 Because she was super nervous and she did two shots of tequila.

00:48:41.000 And they hadn't kicked in at the beginning, but now they're kicking in and she doesn't have the enzymes to break it down.

00:48:46.000 So she's shit-faced.

00:48:49.000 She does look drunk, actually, night.

00:48:50.000 You say that.

00:48:51.000 I don't.

00:48:53.000 I start to feel bad for everyone.

00:48:55.000 I'm at this point where I want to stick around in the match so I can be actively in the discussion, but I'm like starting to hear everyone's input and I'm like, like, oh, shoot.

00:49:05.000 Like, maybe I don't deserve this, you know?

00:49:07.000 I'm like, fuck.

00:49:08.000 Were you forfeiting?

00:49:10.000 No, I'm not forfeiting.

00:49:11.000 Okay, so.

00:49:12.000 No, I'm not forfeiting.

00:49:13.000 He's drunk.

00:49:16.000 Paul Mason wines.

00:49:18.000 That gay black dude is just vicious. 1.00

00:49:21.000 And she is ruthless.

00:49:23.000 He's like a dick, monster, evil person.

00:49:25.000 She's just a useless turd. 1.00

00:49:27.000 So are these two.

00:49:28.000 But this black woman here is like a fucking turkey vulture riding the thermals looking for roadkill. 1.00

00:49:36.000 No, I'm not forfeiting.

00:49:37.000 Okay, so everyone who thinks I should go home, please raise your hand.

00:49:41.000 Okay, that's done.

00:49:42.000 Now, anyone who thinks that Abby should go home, raise your hand.

00:49:47.000 Anybody thinks that Isla should go home, please raise your hand?

00:49:54.000 This is the whole hierarchy of victimhood.

00:49:57.000 Who's the first targets?

00:49:59.000 White males.

00:49:59.000 Who's the second target?

00:50:01.000 Pretty girls.

00:50:04.000 Thin privilege, pretty privilege.

00:50:06.000 Fuck you, you bitch. 1.00

00:50:10.000 But if you ever implied that this woman was less attractive than this woman, you'd be called a racist piece of shit.

00:50:15.000 So she gets both.

00:50:16.000 She gets to exercise her not pretty privilege, but also be called pretty. 1.00

00:50:23.000 You have an exit speech.

00:50:24.000 Shit, I really hope they were telling the truth.

00:50:27.000 Carol, you should know Salon deserves something.

00:50:29.000 This is shit.

00:50:30.000 What did she say?

00:50:32.000 No, don't.

00:50:33.000 Let's not keep rewinding.

00:50:34.000 Carol, you should know Salon deserves something.

00:50:36.000 This is shit.

00:50:37.000 See that?

00:50:38.000 He doesn't take any flack.

00:50:41.000 She left his show, right?

00:50:44.000 Honestly, this is why.

00:50:45.000 Are you still crying?

00:50:48.000 Jesus.

00:50:49.000 Kira gave all her.

00:50:52.000 She literally said, like, I don't know if I deserve this.

00:50:55.000 Oh, like, that's what she said.

00:50:57.000 Like, that's how she said it.

00:50:58.000 And I'm like, wait a minute.

00:51:00.000 Honestly, I'm at the point where I'm starting to think whoever does get the money does not deserve it.

00:51:06.000 Crazy as Abby was.

00:51:07.000 Look how pissed that white guy is.

00:51:09.000 You know why he's mad, by the way?

00:51:11.000 Because he didn't stand up for himself.

00:51:13.000 You'll notice, you get mad at stuff, right?

00:51:16.000 Injustice is someone butting in line.

00:51:17.000 But you'll notice when you're really seething, the person you're mad at is you.

00:51:24.000 And that's the worst part about conflict.

00:51:26.000 Because if you go in there and say it's a physical fight, you go in there and you feel bad because you got beat up.

00:51:31.000 And then you're in physical pain.

00:51:32.000 It hurts to sneeze because you got your ribs cracked.

00:51:35.000 But there's nothing worse than chickening out and lying in bed at night in the darkness going, I'm a coward.

00:51:42.000 I'm a pussy.

00:51:43.000 If I couldn't protect myself, how could I protect my family?

00:51:46.000 I'm a zero.

00:51:48.000 I wish I had a time machine and I could go back and say, what the fuck is the matter with you people?

00:51:53.000 None of you work.

00:51:54.000 We live in America.

00:51:55.000 There's plenty of jobs.

00:51:57.000 There's a deficit for jobs.

00:51:59.000 You just don't like what you're offered.

00:52:01.000 Oh, I don't think you want to work at all.

00:52:03.000 That's why you're here.

00:52:03.000 Free money.

00:52:04.000 You got this $100 that the cut paid us to do this shit.

00:52:07.000 I'm out there busting my ass.

00:52:09.000 Okay, I came here because I know the guy that does it and I'm doing him a favor.

00:52:13.000 I'm busting my ass in my truck every day.

00:52:16.000 I come home, my hands hurt, my feet hurt from lifting bags of flour at a factory all day.

00:52:23.000 I'm improving the world.

00:52:24.000 I'm contributing to society.

00:52:26.000 All of you are useless, fat piece of shit parasites.

00:52:30.000 And you use your fake racial grievance on me because I'm a white male.

00:52:35.000 Ooh, a white male. 0.61

00:52:36.000 Well, I'm not falling for it, you stupid cunt. 0.94

00:52:40.000 No, don't end the video.

00:52:42.000 Okay.

00:52:43.000 That's me exiting if I was him.

00:52:45.000 And he's going over various scripts in his head.

00:52:48.000 If I had just said this or not been a bitch there. 1.00

00:52:51.000 Why'd I let a bunch of fat cunts bulldoze me? 1.00

00:52:54.000 Whoever does get the money does not deserve it.

00:52:56.000 Crazy is Abby was on the chopping block. 1.00

00:52:59.000 She was like, I know I'm next.

00:53:00.000 Oh, you do?

00:53:01.000 Okay, then you're next.

00:53:02.000 But then you got up there and you just.

00:53:03.000 And you started crying.

00:53:04.000 And you're like, I don't even know if I deserve this.

00:53:06.000 Okay, well, never mind, Abby.

00:53:08.000 You're next.

00:53:09.000 This is America today.

00:53:12.000 This is the future of white males in America. 0.99

00:53:15.000 Despondence.

00:53:17.000 Yeah, you had one thing that none of us do as a child.

00:53:19.000 As a child, you could have played that baby car.

00:53:21.000 My babe ain't got no diapers. 1.00

00:53:23.000 My babe ain't got no whites.

00:53:26.000 You could have played that.

00:53:27.000 You could have lied.

00:53:28.000 You could have hustled.

00:53:29.000 This isn't about truth to these people.

00:53:32.000 There's no, this guy has zero honor.

00:53:34.000 You know what my friend Seth once said?

00:53:36.000 He goes, gays are naturally duplicitous because, and I've told you this story before when he goes, no, seriously, Gavin, you take a fag baby, and then he motioned in the air with a fag baby, which I must have laughed for three days straight as he handed it to me. 0.99

00:53:52.000 He handed me the fag baby.

00:53:54.000 I don't give me this fag baby. 1.00

00:53:55.000 And I go, I don't want it, man.

00:53:57.000 I already know my son's gay if I could take your fag baby. 1.00

00:54:01.000 I want there at least to be a chance.

00:54:04.000 And he said they're younger.

00:54:06.000 You know, they're into celebrities and theater.

00:54:08.000 And they start going, uh-oh, I'm different from everyone else.

00:54:11.000 You don't want that, especially if you're in a small town.

00:54:13.000 So you start going, yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally fucked a chick. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Yeah, I love monster trucks.

00:54:18.000 And that constant lying trains you.

00:54:20.000 So by the time you're out of the closet and in New York, lying has just become so easy and so such a tool for you that you can't stop.

00:54:31.000 That's Seth's theory.

00:54:32.000 And when he told it to me, I said, you're a fucking homophobic Jew.

00:54:36.000 But it worked on so.

00:54:37.000 And then he went to a re-education center.

00:54:40.000 And they're teaching him how not to by making him suck dicks.

00:54:46.000 She should have used what she had to get what she needed.

00:54:48.000 It's a player's club line.

00:54:50.000 Ronnie Hole quote, you live by it, you get everything.

00:54:53.000 Say it again, Shakari. 0.95

00:54:54.000 Use what you got to get what you want.

00:54:56.000 Hey, Chris, is that how you're playing this game?

00:54:58.000 No, I'm not a baby.

00:54:59.000 They don't have a baby.

00:55:01.000 Do you guys think the most sympathetic people are the most vulnerable in this game?

00:55:04.000 Yes, because they're going to fall for a sob story.

00:55:06.000 Sob story? 0.95

00:55:07.000 Yes, sob story.

00:55:08.000 If you needed the money for yourself.

00:55:10.000 She fell for it, she'd still be on this cap.

00:55:12.000 No, but she. 1.00

00:55:13.000 But she almost fell for it, and she fell for the one Abby gave.

00:55:16.000 But the only thing that messed her up is I don't deserve it.

00:55:18.000 She fell so hard that she didn't even think she deserved it.

00:55:20.000 Sorry, I was listening to you guys.

00:55:22.000 Well, I don't know how to explain it.

00:55:24.000 You just have to have a heart of steel.

00:55:25.000 I didn't vote for you, girl. 0.95

00:55:27.000 You guys, I want to remind you this when we get down to three people.

00:55:32.000 And all those three people have to decide.

00:55:34.000 She's leaving now to go cry. 0.99

00:55:37.000 I don't think she's used to this level of asshole.

00:55:40.000 You guys can't decide.

00:55:42.000 Nobody gets the money.

00:55:43.000 Cut will not be keeping that thousand dollars.

00:55:45.000 Trust me.

00:55:46.000 You guys ready for the next round?

00:55:48.000 Yeah.

00:55:49.000 Starting in three, two, one.

00:55:52.000 You ready to vote?

00:55:52.000 Yep.

00:55:53.000 I'm ready to.

00:55:53.000 All right, how are we going to do it this time?

00:55:55.000 Oh, you can vote now if you want.

00:55:56.000 How do you guys feel about games of chance?

00:55:58.000 No.

00:55:59.000 I don't trust that.

00:56:00.000 Like Rocky.

00:56:01.000 She keeps coming up with these interesting ideas and they keep getting shut down.

00:56:04.000 Now, I'd rather just lie and bullshit until I get my thousand bucks.

00:56:09.000 No.

00:56:11.000 What did she say she needed it for again?

00:56:13.000 Oh, yeah, she lied about the workers' comp.

00:56:14.000 It was so obvious.

00:56:16.000 So now the rest of the game isn't about her original pitch.

00:56:20.000 Now the rest of the game is how ruthless she can be and how much she can bully the others into saying yes. 1.00

00:56:27.000 I'm throwing it out there.

00:56:28.000 I'm throwing it out there.

00:56:29.000 You want to poop a coin?

00:56:30.000 Like, no.

00:56:31.000 No.

00:56:32.000 No.

00:56:33.000 You should.

00:56:34.000 Just for saying that.

00:56:36.000 No way.

00:56:36.000 But do we want somebody with the heart of steel to go home with $1,000?

00:56:40.000 If they have actual needs for it, then yes.

00:56:42.000 Of course, it's not about your heart.

00:56:43.000 Don't you have a heart of steel?

00:56:44.000 Don't you need $1,000 for a planning ticket?

00:56:46.000 You better get a heart of sales and get your planning ticket.

00:56:48.000 Like, I had a really hard financial time a couple months ago, and I gave so much plasma that I passed out on the bed.

00:56:54.000 Yeah, I have a scar too.

00:56:59.000 What are they laughing at?

00:57:00.000 Because they're suckers for giving to other people.

00:57:05.000 COVID.

00:57:06.000 They would happily watch those two die.

00:57:09.000 The amount of sympathy that goes from blacks to whites in this country is, I think, one grain.

00:57:17.000 I mean, to go on a plane.

00:57:20.000 If I have a plasma scar, doesn't that tell you I'm trying to do everything I possibly can?

00:57:24.000 I mean, are you?

00:57:26.000 Yes.

00:57:27.000 How about we walk up to the whiteboard and just write the person that we think should go?

00:57:30.000 Everybody walk up to it and face the camera and then we'll turn around and show the people who has the most names on the board.

00:57:36.000 Let's do that.

00:57:38.000 I'll hold the board.

00:57:40.000 She's not bad looking.

00:57:43.000 Pretty good bod.

00:57:44.000 Me next?

00:57:47.000 Oh, damn.

00:57:47.000 Do I even need to write mine?

00:57:49.000 So I think it's a unanimous decision.

00:57:51.000 Sorry, Abby.

00:57:55.000 She's taken over the thing. 0.99

00:57:56.000 She's like the mean girl in kindergarten. 1.00

00:57:59.000 She's just taken it over from the beginning.

00:58:01.000 You're going home.

00:58:02.000 You're going home.

00:58:03.000 And now she commands the whiteboard thing. 0.99

00:58:05.000 When you command the whiteboard, you command the $1,000.

00:58:08.000 She has now owned this.

00:58:10.000 This has nothing to do with your story.

00:58:11.000 This has to do with taking charge.

00:58:13.000 And she has just taken charge of this show, this whole segment.

00:58:17.000 She just sent Abby home.

00:58:19.000 Now she's the host of the show. 0.99

00:58:21.000 And who gets the money?

00:58:23.000 The person who runs the show.

00:58:26.000 To all of you.

00:58:27.000 Thank you.

00:58:27.000 That is stress.

00:58:29.000 This is your last elimination, Abby.

00:58:31.000 Don't do it.

00:58:32.000 Oh shit.

00:58:33.000 How will you decide?

00:58:34.000 We don't know.

00:58:35.000 How will we decide?

00:58:37.000 I want to believe people when they're like, because I can't just be like, you're not just.

00:58:43.000 No, but.

00:58:44.000 This is all very.

00:58:46.000 She's an alpha woman. 0.99

00:58:47.000 And these are all big alpha moves.

00:58:50.000 Real right now.

00:58:51.000 What you tell me here is why I believe you.

00:58:53.000 We have two black women, a white woman, and a black man.

00:58:55.000 We're kind of all on the same level right now.

00:58:58.000 Like, income-wise.

00:58:59.000 You don't need $1,000.

00:59:00.000 I need it because you're a white woman. 1.00

00:59:01.000 I'm a black man.

00:59:03.000 You're not going to go back.

00:59:05.000 Well, out, though.

00:59:06.000 But if you're making more than me, you just said...

00:59:08.000 Well, first of all, I'm making more than you because I have a job.

00:59:10.000 Exactly.

00:59:10.000 So I need it more than you do.

00:59:12.000 You have a partner with an income and she doesn't. 0.77

00:59:14.000 But my partner's income is mine to sit on this couch.

00:59:17.000 I'm sitting on this couch.

00:59:18.000 So we're two different people.

00:59:19.000 Discuss.

00:59:20.000 Why do you wait till you got eliminated to start playing?

00:59:22.000 Right.

00:59:24.000 Guys, sometimes I can't talk about it.

00:59:26.000 His income involves sitting on his couch and I'm sitting on his couch.

00:59:29.000 Don't go back, but maybe his husband just does OnlyFans porn for other gays. 0.99

00:59:35.000 Louder than y'all.

00:59:37.000 He's got him.

00:59:38.000 Shit.

00:59:40.000 She's pretty based. 0.68

00:59:41.000 I just need.

00:59:41.000 Remember I said that America is divorced?

00:59:45.000 There's a massive wave of segregation coming up, voluntary segregation.

00:59:49.000 It's racial. 0.77

00:59:50.000 Black, white, Hispanic are going to separate even more than they have been back to 1960s levels. 1.00

00:59:56.000 But it's political.

00:59:57.000 Now, black and Hispanic don't have that. 1.00

01:00:00.000 They're both lefties.

01:00:01.000 But whites are also separating on political grounds.

01:00:05.000 I guess Jews would go... 1.00

01:00:07.000 There's another sort of subsection within Judaism where Orthodox Jews and liberal Jews are part of it.

01:00:13.000 So the Jews are divided up the same way the whites are. 0.98

01:00:16.000 And the whites are divided up as right and left. 0.80

01:00:18.000 So you're going to have left-wing towns that will have Jews and normal whites in them. 0.76

01:00:22.000 And you're going to have right-wing towns that will have Orthodox Jews and normal whites in them.

01:00:29.000 Good people.

01:00:31.000 And no more conflict.

01:00:32.000 Narrow the two shall meet.

01:00:34.000 And that guy, who's grumpy with the beard now, you've just watched his divorce coin drop.

01:00:39.000 And he doesn't like this person.

01:00:41.000 He doesn't like any of these people.

01:00:43.000 He can tolerate her.

01:00:44.000 He feels an affiliation with her because he saw her and the other chick get bullied.

01:00:47.000 But these three people, he's not interested in ever speaking to again.

01:00:51.000 And I think if he's introduced to someone who's black in the future, he's going to go, hey, oh, nice to meet you.

01:00:57.000 All right.

01:00:59.000 And just sort of walk away because it's a divorce.

01:01:03.000 You know, a year ago, if a black woman comes up to you and she's having trouble with the parking meter, maybe a year and a half ago, she's like, this is complicated.

01:01:12.000 What do you do here?

01:01:13.000 You put your card in.

01:01:15.000 A year and a half ago, they'd go, yeah, yeah, no.

01:01:17.000 I know, it's weird.

01:01:18.000 You have to put your license plate in first, right?

01:01:20.000 And I screwed it up too.

01:01:22.000 Now, white people, when that black person says that, are going to go, I don't know.

01:01:27.000 Because they got that from the black person when they needed help. 0.97

01:01:30.000 So we're splitting up.

01:01:32.000 We're separating.

01:01:36.000 To know that if I hurt my knee and I'm out of commission, I can't be a bartender.

01:01:40.000 I can't be a hairdresser.

01:01:40.000 Like, I can't do that.

01:01:41.000 And I have fucking nothing.

01:01:43.000 So hairdressers make a lot of money, girl. 1.00

01:01:46.000 No, but I'm not afraid of jobs.

01:01:48.000 No, I have a lot of money.

01:01:49.000 That's a terrible pitch.

01:01:50.000 I'm okay now for money, but if I hurt my knee, then I'd need some money.

01:01:54.000 Okay.

01:01:55.000 Well, let's come back on the show when you hurt your knee.

01:01:59.000 I'm not looking for a job.

01:02:00.000 Then why don't you take it from three jobs to one?

01:02:03.000 That's like saying, why don't you get a job?

01:02:05.000 I mean, I'm in the process of getting a job.

01:02:07.000 I would never work three jobs and be stressing myself out like that because that's what personally I got nothing and I'm doing the fucking best I can.

01:02:14.000 And if I don't get a break, I genuinely don't know what's going to happen to me.

01:02:18.000 That's everybody, though.

01:02:19.000 You guys were talking about like having like guaranteed futures and careers and stuff.

01:02:22.000 And I was just saying that like having a kid is like, that's talk about a guaranteed thing in your future.

01:02:27.000 Like that, that's a guaranteed future to me.

01:02:30.000 They don't even focus the white guy.

01:02:31.000 Fuck him.

01:02:32.000 Make him blurry that.

01:02:34.000 Or maybe he is blurry in real life.

01:02:37.000 He's sensitive.

01:02:38.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:38.000 Is he saying it's a guarantee?

01:02:40.000 Like you're totally set for life once you have a kid and you're 19?

01:02:44.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 I'm rocking.

01:02:45.000 I don't get his point.

01:02:47.000 I thought it was that you have a liability or like a financial obligation to.

01:02:51.000 Yeah, but that's not the right verbiage.

01:02:52.000 Like guarantee sounds good.

01:02:55.000 It should be like a handicap. 1.00

01:02:57.000 God, dude, you suck.

01:02:58.000 No wonder you're so mad at yourself.

01:03:00.000 You had the child.

01:03:01.000 You had sex to have the child. 0.77

01:03:03.000 And now the child's here.

01:03:04.000 So you have to pay for your child and be responsible for it.

01:03:07.000 Arguably, that could be said about everyone's situation.

01:03:09.000 I mean, it could be.

01:03:11.000 I didn't ask to get hurt and not be able to work.

01:03:13.000 I'd ask you to get laid off.

01:03:14.000 No one does.

01:03:15.000 I didn't ask to get laid off.

01:03:18.000 I bet you did.

01:03:20.000 I bet you did.

01:03:23.000 I think, is what we're all saying.

01:03:24.000 One thing we're really listening.

01:03:25.000 I think we're just kind of talking.

01:03:27.000 I just want to warn you guys you're in about three minutes.

01:03:29.000 I think you should come to about I think the problem is with a lot of these white dudes like him is they've never confronted this American divorce before.

01:03:38.000 So he just got, he just, he just got sat down by his parents and they said, yeah, we're separating and we're never getting back together.

01:03:48.000 It's 1960s again.

01:03:50.000 I don't, it's not personal.

01:03:52.000 It's really not.

01:03:54.000 Hold on.

01:03:57.000 Ooh, hold on.

01:04:01.000 That's me.

01:04:02.000 Ooh, it's a tie.

01:04:04.000 I think they should do a tiebreaker amongst themselves.

01:04:06.000 Like sudden death.

01:04:09.000 How about they decide?

01:04:11.000 Sure.

01:04:12.000 That is not fair.

01:04:12.000 We've got to figure something out.

01:04:14.000 We can take some input.

01:04:14.000 I don't think that they should be able to get it.

01:04:16.000 Oh, so now he's going to get racial revenge.

01:04:18.000 And Hodan's going to go.

01:04:19.000 Not because of her pitch.

01:04:20.000 The pitches are long gone.

01:04:22.000 But the white people have felt like they've been getting fucked over.

01:04:24.000 So everything has become completely racial now. 0.71

01:04:26.000 I don't even think these people remember the original stories.

01:04:30.000 But I think that they should be able to get it.

01:04:31.000 You're not fucking their objective.

01:04:36.000 I don't think that's going to be fair because every single one of them before they got out voted for me.

01:04:40.000 So what are they going to say?

01:04:41.000 Racial?

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:43.000 How do you possibly know that?

01:04:44.000 I saw you write my name down wrong.

01:04:46.000 You voted because you wrote the thing wrong.

01:04:48.000 And you just look like you hate me.

01:04:51.000 You just look like you hate me.

01:04:58.000 Can you give us a second?

01:04:58.000 Can we pause?

01:04:59.000 I'm sorry.

01:04:59.000 Can we really Pause.

01:05:00.000 I really don't need you to antagonize me.

01:05:02.000 Why don't you just be quiet?

01:05:04.000 I have been.

01:05:05.000 Okay, then keep going back to that.

01:05:07.000 She's in charge, everybody.

01:05:09.000 Finally, he's got some balls.

01:05:11.000 Scott, where are we at now?

01:05:13.000 14 minutes in, he grows a ball, and it's to the weakest one.

01:05:17.000 Uncalled for, unnecessary.

01:05:20.000 Really?

01:05:21.000 Like, I shouldn't have responded back to that?

01:05:23.000 I mean, nobody was over here talking to you.

01:05:24.000 Right now, you're just wasting our time.

01:05:25.000 All right, that's enough.

01:05:26.000 Nobody was talking to anyone over there, but they allowed them to speak before.

01:05:30.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 They had no problem with anybody else trying.

01:05:32.000 He's like a feral cat.

01:05:33.000 I got to go back a bit.

01:05:34.000 What did he say that was so evil?

01:05:37.000 Hey, then keep going back to that.

01:05:39.000 He wrote the thing wrong.

01:05:41.000 You just look at me.

01:05:45.000 Can you give us a second clip?

01:05:46.000 You assume that about me.

01:05:47.000 Okay, that's all he said.

01:05:48.000 And he's right.

01:05:49.000 She said, I saw you vote me out.

01:05:51.000 I saw you vote me out.

01:05:52.000 Then she looks at the white guy and she's like, and you just...

01:05:55.000 We all know what she meant by that, right?

01:05:56.000 You're just a fucking white male. 0.89

01:05:58.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:05:58.000 It looks like you hate me, she said.

01:06:00.000 It looks like you hate me.

01:06:00.000 And then he goes, the horrible thing he said was, and you just assume that?

01:06:05.000 And now the whole thing has to stop.

01:06:07.000 And she has to go, I'm sorry.

01:06:10.000 Can we really pause?

01:06:11.000 I really don't need you to antagonize me.

01:06:12.000 Why don't you just be quiet?

01:06:14.000 I have to.

01:06:16.000 Okay, then keep going back to that.

01:06:18.000 She's in charge, everybody.

01:06:21.000 See, that's uncalled for and unnecessary.

01:06:23.000 What?

01:06:24.000 Uncalled for unnecessary.

01:06:26.000 She attacks him twice for him doing nothing, and that's uncalled for and unnecessary.

01:06:30.000 This is America right now.

01:06:33.000 And this is why we fought so hard for Trump to get a second term.

01:06:36.000 Because Trump and his followers hate this shit.

01:06:39.000 They want all these people to thrive, by the way.

01:06:41.000 They want her to get a job. 1.00

01:06:43.000 They want him to get off his ass and get a job.

01:06:45.000 They want her to stop eating so much hummus. 1.00

01:06:48.000 But they don't want to talk about their race and politics and white males get told that that was unnecessary when they stand up for themselves.

01:06:55.000 And by the way, stand up for himself barely.

01:06:57.000 I would have been chewing these people a new ass with my fucking fangs.

01:07:03.000 Really?

01:07:03.000 Like, I shouldn't have responded back to that.

01:07:05.000 I mean, nobody's over here talking to you.

01:07:07.000 No, you're just wasting our time.

01:07:08.000 All right, that's enough.

01:07:09.000 You're right.

01:07:09.000 That's true.

01:07:09.000 I shouldn't waste the time.

01:07:10.000 I'm going to take off $200 from the pot.

01:07:13.000 No, no.

01:07:13.000 And we're going to kick off one person randomly.

01:07:15.000 You voted for me and she voted for her, so why don't you guys stop?

01:07:18.000 Why would you say that?

01:07:19.000 You don't know who voted for who.

01:07:20.000 I voted for Kat.

01:07:21.000 Yeah.

01:07:22.000 I didn't.

01:07:23.000 What?

01:07:23.000 Why would you say that?

01:07:24.000 I thought it was your handwriting.

01:07:25.000 No.

01:07:25.000 You don't even know what my handwriting looks like.

01:07:26.000 You've never seen it before.

01:07:27.000 Chris said that he voted for Kat, then Hodan had to vote for Kat too because Hodan wouldn't vote for herself.

01:07:31.000 That's true.

01:07:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:35.000 I think that instead of the two of us talking it out, I think you two should talk it out because we have vested interests.

01:07:41.000 Wow, I'll talk it out.

01:07:42.000 My name I am there.

01:07:43.000 All right, so raise your hand if you vote for Kat.

01:07:47.000 Whatever.

01:07:48.000 All right.

01:07:48.000 Is that final?

01:07:49.000 Guess so.

01:07:51.000 That's America.

01:07:52.000 Yeah, but white people are about to get voted out.

01:07:58.000 Wow.

01:08:00.000 This is the squad.

01:08:02.000 This looks a cheese of feed on.

01:08:04.000 Look, y'all, get a job.

01:08:06.000 I will.

01:08:07.000 Do some hair more.

01:08:10.000 What?

01:08:10.000 Use some hair more?

01:08:11.000 Do some hair more.

01:08:13.000 She's a hairdoer. 1.00

01:08:15.000 So this is the final round.

01:08:18.000 You have to unanimously decide who's the one person who leaves.

01:08:22.000 By the way, you know why Hoda's still in there?

01:08:23.000 Because she told that white man to go fuck himself. 1.00

01:08:26.000 And this game has nothing to do with need.

01:08:29.000 It's all about who's the most vicious.

01:08:31.000 Dollars.

01:08:32.000 Or no one's going home with money.

01:08:34.000 Okay, so...

01:08:35.000 Nobody's getting that fucking money.

01:08:37.000 No.

01:08:38.000 One of us will be able to get away from that.

01:08:39.000 See, the white people are already, now they're ready to fight back, but it's a little too little, a little too late. 0.63

01:08:43.000 She's storming the Capitol. 0.59

01:08:46.000 It's just a mess.

01:08:47.000 Do we need to walk to the back of the?

01:08:50.000 Let's go.

01:08:51.000 Now that the fat white people are gone, the ideas are all completely retarded. 1.00

01:08:56.000 So despite having lavs on and cameras on them, they're going to a secret place where no one can hear what they say.

01:09:05.000 Also, if you go like this, you're invisible.

01:09:09.000 Okay?

01:09:10.000 Stay on the sidelines.

01:09:12.000 I'm not going to listen.

01:09:13.000 Who do you think deserves it out of those three? 0.90

01:09:15.000 None of them.

01:09:16.000 Yeah, can I like just recuse myself?

01:09:19.000 Recuse.

01:09:21.000 Mom's the word.

01:09:22.000 I've already said my story.

01:09:23.000 That's just it.

01:09:25.000 I have no money.

01:09:26.000 My partner, granted, my husband does make money, but that is money to pay for our little bills.

01:09:30.000 I'm not doubting your story.

01:09:32.000 I'm just saying that my income that I do have, I feel like, is equivalent to you having that man in your life.

01:09:37.000 So when's the last time you paid your rent?

01:09:39.000 I paid my rent this month.

01:09:41.000 I can't pay rent this month.

01:09:42.000 This is the thing you couldn't get a job because of my condition.

01:09:45.000 I can't speak.

01:09:46.000 That's the thing I feel like.

01:09:47.000 They're just going to split it. 0.76

01:09:48.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:09:49.000 No doubt.

01:09:51.000 I don't trust this.

01:09:51.000 This is not a peer competition at all.

01:09:53.000 No, this is racist.

01:09:55.000 It's a massacre.

01:09:56.000 I'm just going to.

01:09:59.000 Yes, it is.

01:10:00.000 He came in there with an honest, open mind, and he was massacred.

01:10:06.000 This is sort of like the election, too.

01:10:08.000 Like we said, okay, mail-in votes.

01:10:10.000 All right, look, we're going to be honest.

01:10:11.000 And I got a lot of shit for saying this, but I said, we knew they were going to cheat.

01:10:14.000 We should have cheated.

01:10:15.000 Where's our suitcase to ballots?

01:10:18.000 These guys should have come out with fucking ruthless lies.

01:10:21.000 This is not an honest game.

01:10:24.000 I already decided that I was going to vote for you.

01:10:26.000 I want you to take the money.

01:10:27.000 And it's not because I hate food.

01:10:29.000 We're all black.

01:10:30.000 I love all of us.

01:10:31.000 But I feel like I can find it.

01:10:34.000 Are you differentiating between like an Ethiopian immigrant and someone from Jacksonville, Florida, whose dad has a junk shop? 1.00

01:10:42.000 Come on.

01:10:44.000 Jobs thinks.

01:10:44.000 I'm also looking for a dungeon lead my organization.

01:10:46.000 Hey guys, you have 11 minutes.

01:10:47.000 Sorry to interrupt.

01:10:48.000 Thanks for the time check.

01:10:49.000 I don't like the guy.

01:10:50.000 Can I have another one?

01:10:52.000 Oh, I can't.

01:10:52.000 Birl, you're throwing some serious shade eyes right now.

01:10:55.000 No, those are just my eyes.

01:10:59.000 Everyone's having fun now that they're segregated.

01:11:03.000 Everyone's getting along great.

01:11:06.000 Anything else to say?

01:11:06.000 It's been a mental anguish on me.

01:11:08.000 It's been rough.

01:11:09.000 It's been hard.

01:11:09.000 And I just don't know what's going to happen after it.

01:11:12.000 What if that doesn't happen?

01:11:12.000 Then you get $1,000.

01:11:14.000 August A. I'll be homeless.

01:11:17.000 We can't leave this money on the table.

01:11:18.000 So rock paper scissors.

01:11:20.000 We're not putting rock paper scissors for that.

01:11:21.000 That's ridiculous.

01:11:22.000 Black women are the squeakiest wheel in America. 1.00

01:11:25.000 The squeakiest wheel gets the grease.

01:11:26.000 So she's getting the grease. 0.99

01:11:28.000 That's it.

01:11:29.000 It's that simple.

01:11:30.000 Well, then we're leaving this money.

01:11:32.000 I'm voting for myself.

01:11:34.000 I mean, yeah, but it has to be three of us.

01:11:37.000 Are you still voting for Sakira?

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:42.000 Okay, come on.

01:11:44.000 You just lost the money.

01:11:49.000 He's so lazy.

01:11:50.000 You can tell by the way he walks.

01:11:51.000 You can tell by the way he walks.

01:11:53.000 You can tell by the way he walks the street.

01:11:55.000 He's a lazy man.

01:11:56.000 No time to work.

01:12:05.000 What were you guys talking about?

01:12:07.000 Deliberating amongst ourselves.

01:12:09.000 Did you guys make a final decision?

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 What did you guys decide?

01:12:13.000 Look how pissed he is.

01:12:15.000 He's going through what the white guy went through 10 minutes ago.

01:12:19.000 Look at his eyes.

01:12:21.000 I just lost free money.

01:12:23.000 And as a lazy man, that's my favorite thing.

01:12:26.000 She doesn't seem too happy with the winner either.

01:12:28.000 No, that's her thing, though.

01:12:29.000 Her thing is like, I'm not enjoying this.

01:12:32.000 I needed to.

01:12:33.000 It had to happen.

01:12:34.000 I wish it could be some other way.

01:12:36.000 I wish I didn't even...

01:12:38.000 You realize her angles changed to if she gets into an accident, which was the other woman with the knees said, if my knee gets hurt, I lose three jobs. 0.99

01:12:47.000 She just stole that story somehow. 0.99

01:12:50.000 Like she's had her surgeries.

01:12:52.000 We don't know what her third surgery was for.

01:12:55.000 Liposuction, I hope.

01:12:58.000 We decided on Shakira.

01:13:00.000 Yeah, we picked Shakira because they had already decided prior and instead of leaving the money on the table, so he gave her somebody that could use it. 0.94

01:13:09.000 He's pissed.

01:13:10.000 I just hope you're not lying.

01:13:11.000 I'm not.

01:13:11.000 No, I'm really not.

01:13:12.000 You are.

01:13:13.000 I'm not.

01:13:15.000 I already knew.

01:13:16.000 They're all lying.

01:13:17.000 I'm okay without this $1,000.

01:13:20.000 It'd be nice to have, but...

01:13:22.000 I think she's also, I think this woman's agenda is I'm going to make Muslims look benevolent. 1.00

01:13:28.000 Maybe CARE paid her $1,000 to do that. 0.99

01:13:30.000 I think she's like, let's go to lunch afterwards, and then she's going to try to split. 1.00

01:13:33.000 You weirdo.

01:13:35.000 You African bitch. 1.00

01:13:37.000 It's not shaking my world up right now.

01:13:39.000 And she's in worse predicament than us.

01:13:43.000 Oh, now he's trying to be magnanimous too.

01:13:45.000 But you know what he's doing?

01:13:46.000 He's doing the with Neil and I. Congratulations.

01:13:48.000 Yeah, that was that.

01:13:50.000 She's in a worse predicament than us.

01:13:53.000 She's in worse predicament than us.

01:13:58.000 You know what?

01:13:59.000 This makes him look honest because he's such a shitty liar.

01:14:03.000 I need to see that again.

01:14:04.000 He's broken now, funny.

01:14:06.000 He's broken.

01:14:06.000 And she's in worse predicament than us.

01:14:12.000 Oh, man.

01:14:14.000 Wow.

01:14:14.000 And I would rather that money go towards squeaky wheels.

01:14:20.000 All right.

01:14:21.000 Hey, buy some grease with that thousand bucks.

01:14:24.000 Look at him.

01:14:25.000 Fuck that shit.

01:14:27.000 My husband's going to kill me.

01:14:28.000 It's not even a husband.

01:14:29.000 It's a boyfriend.

01:14:30.000 I guarantee it.

01:14:33.000 Yeah.

01:14:34.000 Congratulations, bitch. 1.00

01:14:36.000 This has been an awful experience.

01:14:38.000 This has been nothing but sadness and arguing and conflict.

01:14:45.000 Racism.

01:14:46.000 Hurt feelings and shittiness.

01:14:49.000 I just don't think it's fair that the rest, like, everybody had to be all up here.

01:14:52.000 And then when it came down to like the actual money decision, we weren't privy to any of the discussion and we couldn't hear anything.

01:14:57.000 So that was just, I just wish I could hear.

01:14:59.000 I was just curious what was going on.

01:15:01.000 And I thought that, you know, I would have liked to know what we could have said.

01:15:04.000 It's dumb beef.

01:15:06.000 I am happy with the decision because I am in a dire need for it.

01:15:09.000 I just, I am very thankful for the decision that they made and, you know, how everything played out.

01:15:14.000 And now I'm excited.

01:15:16.000 I'm happy.

01:15:19.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:20.000 I love the white guy.

01:15:21.000 Let's see him again.

01:15:23.000 Now I'm excited.

01:15:24.000 I'm happy.

01:15:25.000 Look how happy he is.

01:15:27.000 His worldview is completely changed.

01:15:31.000 She's fine.

01:15:32.000 She got it all out.

01:15:33.000 She just cried it all out.

01:15:34.000 These two are racist now.

01:15:36.000 This guy has always been racist.

01:15:39.000 She's just a lost bumblebee. 1.00

01:15:40.000 She's a silly little flea. 1.00

01:15:42.000 And this guy is irrevocably changed forever.

01:15:50.000 All right.

01:15:52.000 What are the odds?

01:15:53.000 What are the odds they all go out for beers after this?

01:15:57.000 Zero percent.

01:16:00.000 Are we having a reunion show too?

01:16:02.000 Yeah.

01:16:03.000 I'm sick that day.

01:16:17.000 That's where we're at.

01:16:18.000 Segregation. 0.89

01:16:20.000 That's why no one knows a Puerto Rican.

01:16:25.000 We talked about this yesterday briefly, but the AOC thing is not dying.

01:16:29.000 And it's really fun seeing the left pretzel twist, including AOC herself, pretzel twist what she said and be like, look, I didn't know what part of the Capitol building they were in, and there was bombs.

01:16:41.000 And then her new solution, which is the new solution of mainstream America, is censorship. 0.97

01:16:48.000 Censor this shit.

01:16:50.000 By the way, if there's pictures in the email, I don't have them because I'm a cheap Scotsman.

01:16:55.000 So when I print the email with pictures, I delete the pictures because they use up ink.

01:16:59.000 It hurts you, the viewer, because you're not getting quality entertainment, but it saves me $30 every two months.

01:17:08.000 What's more important than that?

01:17:12.000 So her solution to everyone catching her lying and calling her, what is it, A-O-C-small A?

01:17:17.000 Whoa, is calling for mass censorship.

01:17:21.000 And as usual, Paul Joseph Watson does an amazing job.

01:17:26.000 And I just got to say, there's so much infighting on the right.

01:17:29.000 I love Roger Stone.

01:17:30.000 I love Steve Bannon.

01:17:31.000 I love Raheem Kassan.

01:17:32.000 I love Nick Fuentes.

01:17:34.000 I love Paul Joseph Watson, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk.

01:17:40.000 They're all improving the world.

01:17:41.000 Will Witt, Gavin Wax, our three hunks.

01:17:44.000 Dave Portnoy even.

01:17:45.000 He's not even conservative, I don't think.

01:17:47.000 But they're all making the world a better place.

01:17:49.000 That's all you got to ask for.

01:17:51.000 AOC, on the other hand, is a deranged megalomaniac who I think's on Adderall, who makes everything about herself, as Tucker Carlson pointed out. 1.00

01:18:01.000 But here's her solution to people making fun of her for lying.

01:18:07.000 I just thought to myself they got inside.

01:18:09.000 It wasn't, it was the Capitol Hill police officer.

01:18:12.000 She then tried to deflect being caught out lying about her location by claiming Trump supporters had planted bombs outside her office.

01:18:20.000 As Candice Owens notes, there were absolutely zero bombs planted by Trump supporters.

01:18:25.000 Pipe bombs were planted outside both Republican and Democratic headquarters the night before Trump's speech.

01:18:31.000 What happened to that?

01:18:32.000 The FBI has no idea.

01:18:34.000 Do we have cameras everywhere?

01:18:35.000 Isn't that not a huge story?

01:18:38.000 Yeah, that story was like a firework.

01:18:41.000 Pipe bombs kill.

01:18:44.000 And it was both Republican and Democrat, which to me sounds like Antifa or some super libertarian, like, fuck the government guy.

01:18:52.000 So just as she lied about saying Ted Cruz wanted to get her murdered, AOC lied about that too.

01:18:59.000 During this Instagram stream, she also mixed in with the narrative the claim that she had once been sexually abused, as if to ward off people from questioning her capital building hoax by feigning fake Me Too victimhood.

01:19:12.000 After all this was exposed on Twitter, the hashtag Alexandria Akasio Smolette started trending.

01:19:18.000 This infuriated AOC to the point where she sent out a mass email to her supporters, demanding they try to get people using the hashtag shutdown.

01:19:27.000 Identify any posts that are threatening or harassing and use the built-in report features to flag them for moderators.

01:19:33.000 Facebook and Twitter both have built-in tools for reporting posts and tweets.

01:19:36.000 Let's break the rule.

01:19:38.000 It's a campaign of disinformation.

01:19:40.000 That might be the...

01:19:42.000 That's the title.

01:19:43.000 Yeah.

01:19:44.000 Disinformation.

01:19:46.000 Great band name, fuck.

01:19:48.000 Campaign.

01:19:50.000 Because that's really what they're doing now.

01:19:52.000 So you and I are not...

01:19:54.000 We don't have differing opinions.

01:19:56.000 We are disinformation.

01:20:01.000 Oh, fuck.

01:20:05.000 Built-in report features to flag them for moderators.

01:20:08.000 Facebook and Twitter both have built-in tools for reporting posts and tweets that bring a ring class.

01:20:13.000 Basically, AOC was calling for mobs to abuse the report feature of Twitter and Facebook to silence her critics.

01:20:20.000 I know people personally that had their tweets about this removed that weren't harassment at all.

01:20:25.000 They were just calling AOC out on her BS.

01:20:28.000 So here's yet another example of the private.

01:20:31.000 1-5.

01:20:33.000 They are targeting you.

01:20:34.000 Remember that?

01:20:34.000 Trump was in the way.

01:20:36.000 Trump's not in the way anymore.

01:20:37.000 This is Elijah Schaefer and that insane smoke show at Infowars.

01:20:41.000 Hot Buns Rodriguez.

01:20:42.000 I forget her name.

01:20:44.000 Hot Buns.

01:20:45.000 I don't know if that's her real name.

01:20:46.000 I think it is.

01:20:47.000 Okay.

01:20:49.000 The Capitol Six riots to target everyday citizens.

01:20:52.000 And Trump said this.

01:20:53.000 He said, as they come for me, they're not coming for me.

01:20:56.000 I'm in the way of you.

01:20:58.000 Right?

01:20:58.000 And I want to say this to those of you guys, the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers.

01:21:03.000 Just remember, we have our biggest community on Telegram.

01:21:05.000 That's what we're growing.

01:21:06.000 Follow us there.

01:21:07.000 Yeah, Telegram is growing.

01:21:08.000 Just type in slightly offensive.

01:21:09.000 It's been fun.

01:21:10.000 I'm back to making my original memes.

01:21:13.000 But they're also going after now the senators and the reporters who are right-wing because if they can crush us, their next step is to crush you.

01:21:22.000 They want to put you in jail for supporting the Constitution.

01:21:26.000 They want to imprison you for supporting the Bill of Rights.

01:21:29.000 And you're supposed to accept not only is your opinion disinformation, but when it gets censored and you get banned, you're wrong.

01:21:38.000 If you recall the other day, we were talking about that NYU study that said that conservative censorship is a myth.

01:21:44.000 Oh, shit.

01:21:45.000 Doesn't look like a myth.

01:21:46.000 Didn't you censor the fucking president of the United States, the Republican president?

01:21:51.000 And now we discover, I hope I haven't mentioned this yet, researchers at NYU asserted in a new study that conservatives have pushed disinformation by accusing big tech firms of anti-conservative bias.

01:22:05.000 So if you think that there's anti-conservative bias, that's disinformation.

01:22:08.000 What are you doing?

01:22:09.000 I have this.

01:22:10.000 This is one of the pics.

01:22:11.000 All of the pics.

01:22:14.000 Yeah, nope.

01:22:18.000 The study was funded by Craig Newmark, the billionaire founder of Craigslist, who contributed $100,000 to help Joe Biden's presidential campaign.

01:22:25.000 You don't say.

01:22:27.000 You don't say.

01:22:29.000 One of Joe Biden's donors is the guy who funded this study.

01:22:34.000 And the study determined that Joe Biden's detractors are publishing disinformation and are not being censored for it.

01:22:43.000 The study called decisions by Twitter and Facebook to censor links to a New York Post story about Hunter Biden to be a reasonable decision.

01:22:50.000 The study makes the unsubstantiated claim that the story was based on stolen materials.

01:22:55.000 The researchers also urge President Biden to create a digital regulatory agency, which is fucking amazing.

01:23:04.000 1-6.

01:23:05.000 Biden is going to have a reality czar right out of, literally right out of 1984, the Ministry of Truth.

01:23:16.000 So the study, funded by a Biden donor, says that talking about Hunter Biden doesn't get you censored, and it's disinformation if it does.

01:23:28.000 And then he says you should have a reality czar.

01:23:31.000 The task force could also meet regularly with tech platforms and push for structural changes that could help those companies tackle their own extremism and misinformation problems.

01:23:43.000 For example, it could formulate safe harbor exemptions that would allow platforms to share data about QAnon and other conspiracy theory communities with researchers and government agencies without running afoul of privacy laws.

01:23:56.000 Oh, I get it.

01:23:58.000 So it's censorship for me, but not for thee.

01:24:01.000 So they can go on these snitch patrols reporting any QAnon people they don't like.

01:24:08.000 But if we do it, or anything like it, it's disinformation that the Ministry of Truth needs to crush.

01:24:15.000 It could become the tip of the spear for the federal government's response to the reality crisis.

01:24:24.000 Oh my God, they are calling us reality Crisis.

01:24:31.000 We are in the right.

01:24:32.000 We're in a reality crisis.

01:24:33.000 This is all based on like the total, total fringes of the right.

01:24:37.000 Like a Sandy Hook, a QAnon freak who you don't, the drinking the adrenochrome, you know, torturing children and drinking their blood. 0.99

01:24:48.000 The narrative has made me believe that.

01:24:51.000 Not that I believe that, but as far as the perception goes, Ryan and I believe in adrenochrome and that Sandy Hook didn't happen.

01:24:57.000 They think, I'm going to say 60% of Trump supporters believe that.

01:25:02.000 And it's just not true.

01:25:04.000 I don't think I've ever come across anyone who believes that they torture children to get the adrenaline going, then I guess cut them and then drink their blood.

01:25:12.000 What children?

01:25:13.000 Where do they come from?

01:25:15.000 What are you talking about?

01:25:19.000 Reality crisis.

01:25:20.000 So yeah, they make everything extreme and then they can shut them down.

01:25:24.000 Speaking of which, oh, I sent you two Parlor quotes.

01:25:29.000 There's an interesting debate about free speech going on at Parlor.

01:25:32.000 So he got pushed out by some Asian dude and Dan Bongino.

01:25:37.000 And John Matzy's pissed.

01:25:38.000 I tried to get him on the show today.

01:25:40.000 He had given someone else an exclusive.

01:25:42.000 I guess we're not best friends.

01:25:43.000 But I will get him on next show.

01:25:46.000 Or maybe I do a long interview and we make it a censor.tv presents.

01:25:50.000 We'll see how stimulating he is.

01:25:51.000 But we met John, nerdy guy.

01:25:53.000 He's never heard of like.

01:25:55.000 Rambo.

01:25:56.000 He hadn't heard of Rambo?

01:25:57.000 It was Stallone or Schwarzenegger, like one of those.

01:26:01.000 He never heard of Q-Tip or Questlove or...

01:26:04.000 Scarface, I think, too, was another one.

01:26:06.000 Yeah.

01:26:06.000 It was bad.

01:26:07.000 Nothing cool.

01:26:08.000 He'd never heard of anything cool.

01:26:12.000 So Dan Bongino and the Asian guys take, well, pull it up. 1.00

01:26:17.000 So investor Dan Bongino slams him for lying and insists he was sacked for giving up on the site's free speech vision, which I find pretty weird that John Matzey would be against free speech.

01:26:29.000 So they're both saying the same thing.

01:26:30.000 Dan Bongino is saying, we're being accused of bending the knee and not being for free speech.

01:26:34.000 And Joe Matzy was fired because John Matzy wanted too much stuff, but too much freedom.

01:26:40.000 But he goes, no, that was, we could have been up on Amazon in a week if we had bent the knee.

01:26:46.000 We are all about free speech.

01:26:49.000 Okay, so what's so why was he fired?

01:26:53.000 And now they're saying it was the other way around, that Matzi was, I hope I'm pronouncing his name right, that Matzi was against free speech, which sorry, I know the dude.

01:27:03.000 That does not fit in my head.

01:27:06.000 So now they feel like they've got a PR attack from him saying the fuckers fired me.

01:27:11.000 Why'd you give them more than 49%, by the way?

01:27:18.000 So they fire back and they say he wasn't a team player.

01:27:23.000 Good.

01:27:24.000 We hate team players over here at Censored.tv.

01:27:26.000 Nothing good is ever made by a team.

01:27:28.000 You need a spearhead.

01:27:29.000 You need a freak to go off at a tangent.

01:27:31.000 That's what all the best inventions are.

01:27:33.000 There's some nut who decided that maybe a stomach ulcer was actually a bacteria and it's just a bacteria that could survive in stomach acid, which everyone said, you're a fucking idiot.

01:27:42.000 And he was right.

01:27:43.000 We need freaks. 1.00

01:27:44.000 That's who improves this world.

01:27:46.000 Freaks, rebels, weirdos, loners.

01:27:49.000 And he admired Alt-Right blogger who said men should travel to Eastern Europe to find subservient girlfriends.

01:27:55.000 So this is their smoking gun.

01:27:58.000 Not being a team player, I don't see that as an insult.

01:28:01.000 In fact, for some reason, out of all the things that's still up on YouTube is me, don't go to it, is me talking and doing a TED Talk against team players and how it's a bad move.

01:28:11.000 You can look that up on your own.

01:28:12.000 We don't want to lose the flow here.

01:28:15.000 So the other insult is that he followed Roosh V. Scroll down. 0.87

01:28:20.000 Now, Roosh V, this is another thing the mainstream media can't do. 0.80

01:28:24.000 I didn't mean scroll down one centimeter.

01:28:26.000 I meant to the whole fucking article retard. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Usually just go to pictures in this instance.

01:28:33.000 Roosh V is different than the Roche V of... 0.78

01:28:37.000 He used to do pickup artist stuff, how to get laid, how to meet chicks.

01:28:41.000 And then he realized that that wasn't good for society as he became a trad cat, traditional Catholic, and now he's living in like some mountain home talking about how men should put a ring on it and settle down. 0.90

01:28:55.000 People can evolve, you know.

01:28:56.000 Richard Spencer, when he started Alternative Right, before it was alt-right, it was a boring website about the founding fathers.

01:29:05.000 And then he got into bigger shit, crazier shit, and then he went off the deep end.

01:29:10.000 There's like three Richard Spencers I've known since 2008.

01:29:14.000 And the three I don't think would get along very well.

01:29:16.000 So Roche V, look, they mentioned he was living in his parents' basement.

01:29:20.000 Aha, you nailed him.

01:29:24.000 Roche V said you should go to Eastern Europe and meet a woman who will be, he didn't say subservient.

01:29:31.000 He meant more traditional.

01:29:34.000 And Matzi did that.

01:29:36.000 And it seems to be working out pretty good for him.

01:29:39.000 His wife is fucking fantastic. 1.00

01:29:41.000 They have a kid.

01:29:42.000 They have a wonderful life.

01:29:44.000 Jack Pisobic did it too.

01:29:46.000 He seems to be rocking.

01:29:49.000 So before you laugh at it like it's some sort of crazy theory, why don't you prove that it's a crazy theory?

01:29:54.000 Why don't you prove going to Eastern Europe to find a wife is a dumb move? 0.91

01:29:59.000 And why don't you tell all the Eastern European women here that that's what happened? 1.00

01:30:03.000 Oh no, what a fucking pig. 1.00

01:30:06.000 Can you believe Jon Matzi listened to Ruch V and went and got himself one of those?

01:30:12.000 Ew, an eight with an accent. 0.99

01:30:16.000 That's clearly very fertile.

01:30:17.000 No, don't do that.

01:30:19.000 So that's the lamest retaliation I've ever seen.

01:30:25.000 All right, let's jump to, oh, wait.

01:30:27.000 Yeah, before we go into Proud Boys briefly, I thought this was interesting.

01:30:34.000 I saw this on Roger Stone's Telegram feed.

01:30:37.000 The storming of the Capitol, which was one of the stupidest things that has ever happened.

01:30:44.000 It was a lot of people's fault, according to the left.

01:30:47.000 I'm somehow implicated because someone there had a beard and Ray-Bans.

01:30:50.000 But they're also saying it was Roger Stone's fault.

01:30:56.000 Check out these pictures of articles he put up.

01:31:01.000 Six Degrees of Sedition.

01:31:03.000 So that's amazing because in the headline, they admit it's a real far twist to get Roger Stone involved.

01:31:10.000 The game Six Degrees of Separation, like the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, is a funny game where you can pick anything in the world, like a carrot or Wes Lang or Dimitri Martin, and find someone who knows someone,

01:31:27.000 who knows someone, who knows someone, and then you'll find a link, right?

01:31:30.000 So what it means is I have absolutely nothing in common with Hulk Hogan whatsoever.

01:31:34.000 But with six people, I probably know someone who's hung out with them and is bros with them, and I could probably even get to meet him if I go to that guy's lake house.

01:31:43.000 That's what six degrees of separation means, or at least in the Kevin Bacon context.

01:31:49.000 And it means that you have nothing to do with the thing.

01:31:52.000 I have nothing to do with Hulk Hogan whatsoever.

01:31:55.000 So in his title, this fucking rube is conceding that his hypothesis makes no sense.

01:32:02.000 Six degrees of sedition.

01:32:04.000 Was Master Trickster Roger Stone behind the Capitol riot?

01:32:07.000 Stone was linked to several Stop the Steal events and has ties to organizers behind the Jan 6 rally and attack.

01:32:14.000 So because you thought the election was rigged, the Capitol storming is your fault?

01:32:19.000 That's another huge stretch, Salon.

01:32:22.000 What's the other one?

01:32:24.000 I would say, zoom out.

01:32:27.000 I can't see it.

01:32:28.000 I would say, what would you say?

01:32:31.000 Out of the right-wing Trump support, let's say half the country, I would say 40% of them think it was rigged somehow.

01:32:43.000 So 40% of America is responsible for the storming of the Capitol.

01:32:46.000 And by proxy, the death of Abbott, what's her name?

01:32:49.000 Abby, the woman who was shot?

01:32:52.000 Ashley Babbitt.

01:32:53.000 Ashley Babbitt and Sicknick, the cop.

01:32:57.000 The fingerprints of top Trump advisor Roger Stone are all over the January 6th insurrection.

01:33:03.000 Stone says he wasn't involved, but the evidence suggests he's lying yet again.

01:33:08.000 Isn't this amazing?

01:33:09.000 This is Soviet Russia.

01:33:12.000 Something bad happens, and now everyone they don't like is implicated.

01:33:17.000 And that enables you to arrest them.

01:33:19.000 They're dying to arrest me for it.

01:33:21.000 Let me see what's next.

01:33:22.000 Oh, no, that's different.

01:33:24.000 I thought there was three.

01:33:26.000 Three Roger Stone articles.

01:33:28.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:33:29.000 How Trump allies stoked the flames ahead of the Capitol riots.

01:33:32.000 Now, the reason that's just a picture of an article and I'm not showing you the video is because it's this really pandering and tedious video that's like six minutes long with a tinkling piano and all the people that CNN thinks is responsible for the Capitol.

01:33:49.000 Like a menacing tinkering piano?

01:33:51.000 Not only did they steal the election, but if you think they stole the election, you need to go to jail.

01:33:57.000 To quote P.J. Dubbs, let that sink in.

01:34:01.000 If you object to their theft, you need to go to jail.

01:34:06.000 That was the deal with Stalin. 0.86

01:34:10.000 All right, let's jump to Proud Boys.

01:34:12.000 Because they're still in the fucking news.

01:34:15.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

01:34:16.000 They finish out of your boy.

01:34:20.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

01:34:24.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:34:31.000 Go back to that picture.

01:34:34.000 Can you do that?

01:34:35.000 This one?

01:34:35.000 Don't know the last one of the intro to Proud Boys.

01:34:38.000 Oh.

01:34:43.000 So what do we got there?

01:34:45.000 You got Enrique, who's facing charges, known as working with the feds.

01:34:52.000 Then you got Joe Biggs, backwards baseball hat.

01:34:55.000 His charges don't seem that bad, but who knows?

01:34:58.000 I think he has like trespassing, misdemeanor, da-da-da-da-da.

01:35:01.000 But then there's a, I think they all have these gray areas where it's like potential for sedition or something, and it's like a really wide net that could fuck you to the tune of 20 years.

01:35:12.000 And then next to him with the orange straps, there's Rufio Panman.

01:35:17.000 He is fucked.

01:35:20.000 Go to 2-1.

01:35:23.000 It's looking like 30 years for him.

01:35:25.000 What?

01:35:26.000 Yeah.

01:35:27.000 Because he was on the front lines, and I guess as everyone was recording it, surely they didn't think they were doing something wrong if they were recording it with ties to white nationalism.

01:35:36.000 Jesus age Christ.

01:35:38.000 What are those ties?

01:35:39.000 Can we see the ties?

01:35:41.000 That's like there was at a rally and then there was some white nationalists who walked by them or walking with them.

01:35:47.000 So now your views assume whoever stands next to you.

01:35:56.000 So what does it say?

01:35:58.000 Under leader, da-da-da, keep going down. 1.00

01:36:02.000 This keeps jumping around.

01:36:03.000 Nordine was self-described sergeant-at-arms for the Group Seattle chapter.

01:36:07.000 Nordine was also known as blah, blah, blah.

01:36:09.000 Keep going down.

01:36:11.000 I read the actual formal document from the courts, and it looked really, really bad.

01:36:18.000 Two of the members of Russia Lathmonth were separately named in federal.

01:36:20.000 Keep going?

01:36:21.000 His charges are crazy.

01:36:27.000 Federal prosecutors claim that Nordim was among those who entered the Capitol.

01:36:30.000 It is also alleged that Nourdim was near the front of the crowd of rioters who collectively approached, confronted, and vastly outnumbered U.S. Capitol.

01:36:36.000 That's the part that I think is bad.

01:36:39.000 And then Sicknick died during the clash.

01:36:42.000 Fucking shit.

01:36:44.000 I would be so scared if I was him.

01:36:46.000 Look at 2-0.

01:36:49.000 They prepped for it.

01:36:51.000 Now, I don't know what this means.

01:36:54.000 It might literally mean they prepped for it.

01:36:56.000 They said, all right, we're going to go to the gate.

01:36:58.000 You go here.

01:36:58.000 I'll go there.

01:36:59.000 We'll flank it.

01:37:00.000 Spartan formation, whatever.

01:37:03.000 Or it could mean a bunch of bullshit shit talking on social media where they just sort of went, I'd fucking love to shoot Nancy Pelosi in the head or, you know, the way teenagers talk.

01:37:17.000 But what does he say, that guy?

01:37:24.000 Cybersecurity expert.

01:37:26.000 There's a couple of different groups here.

01:37:28.000 To me, one of the enduring images of January 6th is going to be that line of men in matching green tactical outfits with their hands on each other's shoulders snaking their way through the disorganized mob.

01:37:39.000 And that is effectively what we are facing online, and that you have a large number of people who are angry and aggrieved and who have been lied to by the right-wing news ecosystem as well as online influencers about the election and who want to show that anger.

01:37:53.000 This is an important detail.

01:37:54.000 The right-wing echo chamber said the election was, they had been lied to, and the lie is that there was any problem whatsoever with the election.

01:38:04.000 That's a lie.

01:38:05.000 And so everyone at the Capitol, everyone who demonstrated that day had been brainwashed by a lie.

01:38:10.000 That's just a fact to them.

01:38:12.000 There is no way whatsoever that there was any problem with the election whatsoever.

01:38:17.000 Even though when Trump won in 2016, they wouldn't shut up about it.

01:38:20.000 In fact, they claimed Russia had hacked the election.

01:38:23.000 And that was a lie, but it wasn't treated like.

01:38:26.000 But when the tables are turned, it's a lie.

01:38:30.000 Feel like they're part of something.

01:38:32.000 And then within that disorganized mob, you have a small number of people who are highly organized and who really want to create violence.

01:38:40.000 And so I think one of the things we have to do is we have to be careful to try to separate those people.

01:38:44.000 So wait a minute.

01:38:45.000 Here's another thing.

01:38:45.000 Experts, they know they can get into the head of the people there, and they know that those people wanted violence.

01:38:51.000 They know what their desires were.

01:38:53.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:38:54.000 That guy's an expert.

01:38:56.000 Were some of them hungry, too?

01:38:59.000 Oh, that small group of organized people to speak on behalf of everybody.

01:39:03.000 That is one of the problems I think what we'll have around media coverage of this is that the three percenters, the proud boys, folks like that, they will be given an outsized influence and their messages will be amplified over and over again because their messages are extremely scary.

01:39:20.000 Those groups need to be treated like ISIS, effectively, right?

01:39:22.000 There's a history here of what's their dispute, both between law enforcement and the social media companies, of being able to reduce the online presence and the influence of those groups.

01:39:32.000 And then we have to work on the broader disinformation problem to try to turn down the anger that you see from that huge percentage of Republicans who believe that the election was forced.

01:39:42.000 Biden denialism is very real and widespread.

01:39:45.000 So is riot denialism, with people claiming that it was an anti-fun, all these other crazy lies and stuff.

01:39:50.000 Both of us from the same platforms and the same approach to the people.

01:39:53.000 We stop getting great titles for this episode.

01:39:55.000 Crazy lies.

01:39:58.000 I can't take it.

01:39:59.000 We have Campaign of Disinformation, Ministry of Truth, Crazy Lies, Reality Crisis.

01:40:04.000 Crazy lies.

01:40:05.000 Just crazy lies.

01:40:06.000 Your opinions are just lies, and they're dangerous lies.

01:40:12.000 The things you feel, the things you think right now in your head, they're called disinformation.

01:40:19.000 And they're dangerous because you could spread them to someone else.

01:40:22.000 So I, as someone smarter than you, am going to control how you communicate in order to make sure your crazy lies don't get out there and cause chaos.

01:40:34.000 Like the 10 months of rioting that NT... 0.55

01:40:36.000 No, no, not that chaos.

01:40:37.000 The Capitol, where AOC almost died.

01:40:41.000 So this is a CBC article 2-2 where they said, it's great that you've made the Proud Boys, neo-Nazis, Proud Boys, neo-Nazi groups.

01:40:57.000 Despite zero examples of terrorism in Canada coming from terrorists, and plenty of examples of terrorism in Canada coming from, well, there's really two types of terrorists in Canada.

01:41:08.000 There's French separatists that was the FLQ and is now La Muerte.

01:41:14.000 No, La.

01:41:15.000 La Muerte.

01:41:17.000 What are they called again?

01:41:21.000 Adam DeVer.

01:41:22.000 Keep going down.

01:41:25.000 It's like La Muerte.

01:41:27.000 I know it sounds Spanish.

01:41:28.000 Or maybe it was La Lou the Wolf?

01:41:32.000 No.

01:41:38.000 I can't remember now.

01:41:42.000 He mentions them in the video, right?

01:41:45.000 Where he no, they're not included.

01:41:47.000 So there's bona fide terrorists in Canada.

01:41:50.000 Oh, great.

01:41:50.000 There's me.

01:41:55.000 But yeah, there's one.

01:41:56.000 It's called like Muer.

01:41:57.000 M-U-R-M-U-E-R-T-E. 1.00

01:42:00.000 And they are extremists.

01:42:04.000 They're French.

01:42:05.000 I think they hate the immigrants coming into Quebec.

01:42:11.000 Are you seeing anything?

01:42:12.000 What did you look up?

01:42:14.000 No, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec.

01:42:18.000 Maybe I should do it.

01:42:27.000 So here's what I'm going to do.

01:42:28.000 I'm going to go Quebec.

01:42:32.000 Terror Arests. 1.00

01:42:34.000 And then La Mu E R T E. Maybe add the word wolf.

01:42:39.000 I feel like there's a wolf there somewhere.

01:42:42.000 And then lone wolf.

01:42:43.000 No, don't put wolf in.

01:42:45.000 That gives you a bunch of lone wolf stuffs.

01:42:49.000 That was dumb.

01:42:50.000 So, what are they called?

01:42:53.000 Terrorism in Canada, six-killed mosque shooting?

01:42:56.000 No, no, no.

01:42:57.000 Extremist Quebec. 0.97

01:42:59.000 Let's try that.

01:43:00.000 Extremist Quebec. 0.97

01:43:04.000 Quebec group.

01:43:06.000 Taking a break from the show.

01:43:09.000 Powboys, yeah. 0.86

01:43:11.000 Loop.

01:43:13.000 No.

01:43:15.000 Okay.

01:43:16.000 Look at far-right groups in Quebec.

01:43:18.000 Come on.

01:43:18.000 It's got to come up here.

01:43:24.000 Far-right identitarianism, a political scene in Quebec.

01:43:28.000 Vehicles of the new far-right.

01:43:29.000 Lamuette.

01:43:31.000 M-E-U-T-E. 1.00

01:43:32.000 Didn't I say that?

01:43:34.000 This anti-Islam organization was founded in October by ex-military men from the Canadian Armed Forces.

01:43:39.000 Since then, their Facebook followers have grown.

01:43:42.000 They have between 40,000 and 60,000 members.

01:43:45.000 They are an Islamophobic group.

01:43:47.000 But have they done anything bad?

01:43:54.000 The anti-Muslim group.

01:43:55.000 God, this writing is so bad.

01:43:56.000 People have to come into contact with them and curious to participate in hateful Islamophobic exchanges can wind up being radicalized because they don't encounter contrary views.

01:44:03.000 Yet this pressure group doesn't.

01:44:04.000 So I don't think they've done anything.

01:44:07.000 Anyway, sorry for that little delay.

01:44:10.000 But none of those groups were mentioned.

01:44:12.000 And then someone goes, yeah, they've got a wolf's paw.

01:44:17.000 And then someone goes, What about the KKK?

01:44:20.000 Like, that's a terrorist group.

01:44:23.000 And they said, well, they have not yet met the government's threshold for a terrorist organization.

01:44:28.000 Okay, the KKK has not met the threshold.

01:44:31.000 Proudboys have.

01:44:33.000 The Ku Klux Klan has not.

01:44:37.000 They exist in three.

01:44:39.000 Each has advocated extremist reactionary positions such as white nationalism, anti-immigration, and especially in later iterations, Nordicism, anti-Semitism, prohibition, right-wing populism, anti-communism, homophobia.

01:44:51.000 What's the matter with anti-communism?

01:44:52.000 Anti-Catholicism.

01:44:53.000 Historically, the first Klan used terrorism.

01:44:56.000 Huh.

01:44:58.000 Both physical assault and murder against politically active blacks and their allies, Southern United States and 60s.

01:45:03.000 All three movements of the KKK have called for the purification of American society, and all are considered right-wing extremists.

01:45:09.000 So the Prowboys are worse than the KKK, according to the Canadian government. 0.97

01:45:14.000 That is what you get here in a reality crisis.

01:45:18.000 All right, let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:45:20.000 We're running out of time here.

01:45:24.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:45:28.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:45:34.000 Let me touch it.

01:45:37.000 So yesterday we were talking about that country singer who was like, come on inside, dudes, to his friends.

01:45:43.000 Come on, let's keep partying.

01:45:46.000 No, we're going to go home.

01:45:47.000 Ah, come on, fucking pussy ass niggas. 1.00

01:45:51.000 Like, it's a completely irrelevant word in that context.

01:45:56.000 He was not being racist.

01:45:57.000 In fact, he was sort of doing a jokey rap voice.

01:46:01.000 Like, he could have said, come on, guys, let's keep partying.

01:46:05.000 Oh, see, you people, hanging's too good for you.

01:46:08.000 He was doing an accent.

01:46:10.000 He was doing a guy.

01:46:12.000 He's fucked now.

01:46:13.000 600 stations have dropped him.

01:46:15.000 His record label dropped him.

01:46:16.000 His career is over.

01:46:18.000 Because some neighbor recorded it on their camera and then had to leak it to the cops.

01:46:24.000 I think this guy's pro him.

01:46:28.000 Some country singer used the dreaded N-word.

01:46:31.000 I don't know if I'm going to make it.

01:46:33.000 Bad morning, Americans. 0.99

01:46:37.000 Sorry.

01:46:39.000 Jericho Green.

01:46:45.000 I'm here with you once again, but this could be the last time.

01:46:51.000 I like the audio in cars.

01:46:54.000 We have to make it a long trip.

01:46:57.000 You get your green gear.

01:46:59.000 25.

01:47:00.000 All right, we get it.

01:47:02.000 So I said, I bet Motley Cruz said that all the time.

01:47:05.000 And nothing happened to them.

01:47:07.000 That was just a bad word back then.

01:47:09.000 And the writer says from a guy named Clifford says, yes.

01:47:12.000 Here, Nikki six, six the crowd on a black concert security guard and then calls him the n-word at 45 minutes in.

01:47:23.000 45 seconds in?

01:47:25.000 45 seconds in.

01:47:47.000 See, that context is a bad context.

01:47:53.000 That's not a jokey context.

01:47:55.000 He's still the bad.

01:47:55.000 That is the word at its worst.

01:48:00.000 Wow.

01:48:01.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, a friend of mine on Facebook, lost her mother the other day, and she posted that it left a hole, W-H-O-L-E, in her heart.

01:48:08.000 Is it wrong that I no longer feel bad for her?

01:48:11.000 Please get back to me so I know whether or not to go to the funeral.

01:48:13.000 Love Jenna.

01:48:14.000 Don't go to the funeral.

01:48:15.000 That woman deserved to die. 0.99

01:48:17.000 Her daughter was a shitty hole. 1.00

01:48:19.000 Okay, sorry.

01:48:20.000 I'm just joking.

01:48:21.000 Yeah, if you're writing about your dead mother, can you just really double check things?

01:48:26.000 Well, go on, Gary McDonald's in general.

01:48:28.000 So, not sure if you've...

01:48:30.000 Wait, is this for Gary?

01:48:32.000 Am I Gary McDonald's?

01:48:34.000 Yeah, it must be.

01:48:34.000 Not sure if you've already talked about this as it's a bit late, but you should check out Death to 2020 if you haven't already.

01:48:39.000 There's some minor piss-taking on Biden's crusty ass, but the representation of the right is just painful.

01:48:45.000 Nazi soccer mums and a hypocritical Republican politician. 0.91

01:48:49.000 Samuel L. Jackson says some of the effect of Trump would have worn a mask if it was a white hood.

01:48:55.000 How boring are the white hoods getting?

01:48:58.000 Yeah, I did watch some of this.

01:49:00.000 Hugh Grant's character was so weird.

01:49:02.000 Because they weren't afraid of the virus.

01:49:05.000 Or fascism.

01:49:07.000 COVID-cautious Democrats were more likely to vote by post from the comfort of their liberal elitist homes, wearing a mask and swabbing the pencil down with bleach when they'd finished.

01:49:18.000 Advance in-person voting also explodes.

01:49:21.000 Lines stretch for miles and Americans stretch for miles. 1.00

01:49:26.000 I'm a black George Takai.

01:49:30.000 Yeah, and there was a pretty big black vote, too, which I think is so great.

01:49:37.000 The liberals aren't funny.

01:49:39.000 I had to stop watching that.

01:49:40.000 It just seems the sarcasm.

01:49:42.000 It was like that caller last night.

01:49:44.000 He was making fun of me for getting Arnold Schwarzenegger's dad's military service wrong.

01:49:49.000 And they have this like, I'm right, and I'm doing a stupid person.

01:49:55.000 Thanks for your service.

01:49:57.000 Dear Gavin Ryan, there's nothing wrong with your audio.

01:49:59.000 There never has been.

01:50:00.000 Listened for many years, blah, blah, blah.

01:50:02.000 Thank you, sir.

01:50:02.000 I got a lot of letters saying the audio is great.

01:50:06.000 It's a live show that stinks.

01:50:07.000 Hey, Gavin, back in high school wrestling, there was always one or two girls who competed in our conference tournaments.

01:50:11.000 There's always lose, lose for us guys.

01:50:12.000 If you win, you just beat up a girl. 0.96

01:50:14.000 If you lose, you lost to a girl who's in your weight class. 0.76

01:50:16.000 I'm sparring tomorrow.

01:50:17.000 And if she's there, I got to say, things have been weird between us since I punched her in the head four times.

01:50:24.000 They say there's two kinds of guys in the world, guys who've been punched in the face and guys who haven't.

01:50:28.000 Maybe there's two types of girls In the world. 1.00

01:50:32.000 We don't go like this.

01:50:34.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:50:36.000 Ready for your workout?

01:50:38.000 Okay.

01:50:40.000 I'm not letting you win anymore.

01:50:41.000 Like, imagine your son.

01:50:42.000 You play fight with your son.

01:50:44.000 He's like, hi, dad, time for play fighting.

01:50:51.000 They always used to, when they were little kids, they always go, let's fight on mommy's bed. 0.99

01:50:54.000 Let's fight on mommy's bed when they were like three and four. 1.00

01:50:57.000 And so I would punch them and throw them down.

01:51:00.000 And then they would get, their only, and I'd have to let them do this, but their only way to win was to somehow get behind me.

01:51:06.000 And if they could get like one of my shoulders down, then they could get me face down on the bed.

01:51:10.000 And then once I'm face down, they can jump on my back, like sitting ass first on my back and kick me in the head. 0.89

01:51:15.000 And they can get some good stuff in.

01:51:17.000 But it's all about getting the monster down.

01:51:20.000 And why is it mommy's bed? 0.96

01:51:22.000 It's my bed, too.

01:51:23.000 I sleep there.

01:51:26.000 Also, back in junior high, there were about seven minutes in a 24-hour day without a boner, which complicates matters when you're grappling a girl.

01:51:32.000 Something up to this point you've been desperately trying to pull off.

01:51:35.000 And then he ends it with, I once witnessed a bro permanently lose his vim and virility when he was soundly beaten by a woman's Olympic wrestling candidate.

01:51:43.000 He never really recovered after that and basically just played video games 20 hours a day through college.

01:51:48.000 Dad, don't let your daughters wrestle, please. 1.00

01:51:52.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.

01:51:54.000 You never know.

01:51:57.000 All right, this guy wants us to watch until the very end.

01:52:00.000 The best bit may be the last second.

01:52:02.000 This better be good.

01:52:04.000 Oh, it's Kyle Dunne.

01:52:05.000 Okay, that I can handle.

01:52:07.000 Hey, look who it is, Bennifer Shrimpo.

01:52:10.000 It's me, Jiraco Biden.

01:52:13.000 I hear you're a very talented Trans Am.

01:52:16.000 Okay, I'm confused.

01:52:17.000 You called the Ben Shapiro show.

01:52:18.000 I'm Ben Shapiro.

01:52:19.000 I don't know who Bennifer Shrimpo is.

01:52:21.000 Also, I'm not a Trans Am.

01:52:22.000 That's a car.

01:52:22.000 I'm a human man.

01:52:24.000 Darn right, you're a man.

01:52:25.000 Who cares what you're born with?

01:52:27.000 And congratulations, I just signed a Mexican order.

01:52:29.000 So a Sexedon border.

01:52:32.000 You can play hockey with the girls now.

01:52:34.000 Okay, I'm sick of explaining this to everyone.

01:52:36.000 I am fully biologically male.

01:52:37.000 I was born with one set of reproductive organs, and they are fully male.

01:52:40.000 Now want your point about hockey.

01:52:42.000 Not interested.

01:52:42.000 Look, look, look, I need your vote.

01:52:45.000 I got a big erection coming up against a bad dude, dull duck. 0.99

01:52:49.000 He's got no pants, man.

01:52:51.000 Orange legs.

01:52:52.000 If you're referring to the election we just had that you won, you won that.

01:52:56.000 And to be clear, it was not against a cartoon duck.

01:52:58.000 Hey, come on, give me a chance.

01:53:00.000 America needs to heal.

01:53:02.000 That's why we're here, oh.

01:53:04.000 Because black people are just as fat as white girls. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Same as transgengers? 1.00

01:53:08.000 That makes absolutely...

01:53:14.000 Black people are just as fat as white girls. 1.00

01:53:19.000 Same as transjengas. 0.97

01:53:21.000 That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

01:53:22.000 No, I mean that.

01:53:24.000 I was the first college in my family to go to the moon.

01:53:27.000 Look, look, look.

01:53:32.000 Okay, he's falling asleep.

01:53:33.000 There's lots to unpack here, but before I do, I need to thank our friends at Sherry's Berry's.

01:53:36.000 Sherry's Berry's.

01:53:37.000 Give the gift of berries dipped in chocolate.

01:53:39.000 It's fine.

01:53:39.000 Jew hat!

01:53:41.000 And.

01:53:44.000 Man, he's great.

01:53:45.000 He is the best.

01:53:48.000 It's almost slapstick level, undeniable funny funny.

01:53:51.000 It's just fucking...

01:53:53.000 And I don't think imitations are funny usually.

01:53:55.000 Imitations.

01:53:56.000 He is a very difficult imitation.

01:54:00.000 Speaking of which...

01:54:01.000 Wait, it's the script.

01:54:03.000 Vice Principal under Barack Obama?

01:54:08.000 No, Barack Toboggan.

01:54:09.000 Yeah.

01:54:10.000 Hey, I was vice president under Barack Tobaggin.

01:54:12.000 Uh-oh.

01:54:13.000 This is him last year with a talking role.

01:54:17.000 Uh-oh.

01:54:18.000 Well, I'd have to undergo a New York Stock Exchange review, and then I'd either buy or lease a seat on the exchange.

01:54:25.000 It's how you become a member.

01:54:26.000 Buy, what's it cost?

01:54:28.000 Almost 200 grand now.

01:54:30.000 200 grand for a seat.

01:54:32.000 Well, it comes with a membership.

01:54:34.000 It's all about the bathrooms. 0.98

01:54:38.000 Oh, no.

01:54:42.000 Well, you got a piss on the street?

01:54:43.000 Dad.

01:54:50.000 I can see mannerisms, but the voice is not good.

01:54:53.000 Oh, no.

01:54:53.000 The voice is a terrible actor.

01:54:55.000 With the whole...

01:54:57.000 Yeah, but look at him.

01:55:00.000 I'm reciting the script and trying to drag it out.

01:55:02.000 I can see the words.

01:55:04.000 I don't just want to say the words normally, so.

01:55:07.000 You know how it is.

01:55:08.000 I'm on the stock exchange.

01:55:10.000 That's the way.

01:55:11.000 He does not have it.

01:55:12.000 And acting is easy.

01:55:14.000 Jimmy's father is my boss.

01:55:16.000 Jimmy's father.

01:55:17.000 I talked about that before he leads your sack harbor.

01:55:19.000 I'll walk with you.

01:55:20.000 Wait here.

01:55:21.000 Oh, no.

01:55:22.000 Just meet you, Mr. I'll walk with you.

01:55:26.000 He reminds me of a guy at my bar who's special.

01:55:29.000 Oh.

01:55:31.000 That was a bummer.

01:55:32.000 Oh, my God.

01:55:33.000 Let's hope he really hams it up for...

01:55:36.000 Hey, Mr. McKinnis.

01:55:37.000 I'm Ryan.

01:55:38.000 I am Jewish, and I've been reading a little about MTG and not totally convinced that she really said anything bona fide anti-Semitic that would really warrant a reaction.

01:55:45.000 I'm inclined to agree.

01:55:46.000 Now, this is why they brought up Proud Boys to Trump during the debates, because now, if he says anything good, he's responsible for some fuckface in Oklahoma that says $6 million wasn't enough.

01:55:58.000 So I'm treading lightly here where I say I'm inclined to believe that MTG didn't say anything that bad.

01:56:06.000 But, you know, we've combed through it.

01:56:09.000 She said that some of these things could have been a false flag, which I'm not really, that's not really my world, the false flag world.

01:56:16.000 But I'm told it doesn't mean that Sandy Hook didn't happen.

01:56:18.000 It means that it was like some guy was paid to shoot them up and then some other guy was paid to take the fall and that kind of stuff.

01:56:25.000 Which theories are good.

01:56:27.000 It makes people do research.

01:56:29.000 How else are you going to find out if that's true?

01:56:33.000 The stupid Israeli and Jewish news are running with it without mentioning any direct quotes.

01:56:37.000 But then again, any mention of Jews by famous people is enough to warrant an article.

01:56:41.000 I've been reading these papers for years.

01:56:43.000 This guy's sounding like an Israeli.

01:56:45.000 And his email is in courier, which usually implies a different country.

01:56:50.000 You love that font.

01:56:51.000 My opinion, though, is unless Omar or Talib get kicked off their assignments, Omar is on the Foreign Affairs Committee, you don't get to take one of ours down.

01:57:00.000 MTG said some weird things, but nothing remotely close to what Linda Sarsur, Talib, and Omar have said.

01:57:06.000 All people endorsed by Dems.

01:57:08.000 In addition, Biden brought in someone to his cabinet who defended suicide bombers and appointed as the intelligence liaison between the Pentagon and the White House a guy named Mar Batar, who is a Palestinian and led BDS groups and Students for Justice in Palestine,

01:57:27.000 a group that basically just harasses anyone who has a Jewish last name on college campus.

01:57:33.000 My opinion is unity and demand equality until they condemn the real threats.

01:57:37.000 Groukpers still creep me out though, and I think many are actual anti-Semites. 1.00

01:57:41.000 But MTG doesn't seem related to them like you're more than a friend.

01:57:44.000 See, this is why I'm known as anti-Semitic, because the Jews I know are like Israeli and Orthodox, and when they say things like the stupid Israeli and Jewish news, I repeat it because that's how I think. 0.99

01:57:58.000 And I'm talking about Horetz and these insane liberal fucking papers in Israel.

01:58:04.000 When you read the papers in Israel, the left-wing papers in Israel, it sounds like David Duke.

01:58:09.000 Like if it was up to Horetz, Horetz even said fighting Antifa is anti-Semitic because I guess there's Jews in Antifa.

01:58:20.000 Guys, guys, Antifa's pro-Palestine. 0.56

01:58:23.000 They want you dead.

01:58:25.000 They want Israel bulldozed.

01:58:27.000 And that's what Horetz is.

01:58:28.000 They're ethnomasochists.

01:58:29.000 They want no borders, no wall, no Israel at all. 0.68

01:58:35.000 I just got mad talking about that.

01:58:38.000 I guess because I'm known as an anti-Semite for defending Israel.

01:58:42.000 Please react to my original song about jihad.

01:58:45.000 Verse 1 starts at 109.

01:58:48.000 Okay.

01:58:49.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:58:51.000 Giddy up 109.

01:58:58.000 You're crazy.

01:59:02.000 How do you let your woman call? 1.00

01:59:04.000 Sucks.

01:59:05.000 Thanks for wasting our time with your garbage.

01:59:09.000 Stuart, read the article and watch the link.

01:59:11.000 Mental shit.

01:59:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:59:14.000 Well, we actually have this, and I've been reluctant to show it.

01:59:19.000 But, oh, is it on the internet?

01:59:21.000 Okay, that's good.

01:59:22.000 1.5 million views.

01:59:24.000 Let's jump ahead to the final video.

01:59:27.000 Because that's what it is.

01:59:44.000 Speaking of the show being pretty tight, there's been a pretty tight up.

01:59:47.000 Hell yeah?

01:59:49.000 It's pretty dang good.

01:59:53.000 I'm glad that clip was shown.

01:59:56.000 I feel like a lot of people a lot of subscribers wouldn't watch that normally, but you walk it through.

02:00:01.000 I would never watch that.

02:00:02.000 And it was an important watch.

02:00:04.000 It's an important watch.

02:00:05.000 It's a good lesson.

02:00:07.000 So we're about to warn you that two people are about to be killed.

02:00:13.000 No, go to the 2-4, the Daily Mail.

02:00:15.000 Apparently three.

02:00:17.000 Shit.

02:00:18.000 Well, the third person committed suicide, Ryan.

02:00:21.000 That's still a dead person.

02:00:22.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:00:24.000 So in Pennsylvania, this couple was accused of putting snow in another guy's lawn.

02:00:29.000 Now, when you look at the pictures, it doesn't look like there's a big pile of snow in his lawn.

02:00:32.000 So I think what it might have been is this guy finished his driveway and it went out to the road and everything was great.

02:00:40.000 And then the neighbor plowed the whole main road.

02:00:45.000 And we know when that happens, you make little snowbanks.

02:00:49.000 So at the base of this guy's road, all of a sudden he had a snowbank after he had already shoveled all the snow.

02:00:54.000 There's been a lot of shoveling going on here in New York and the Northeast.

02:00:58.000 So I'm sure Pennsylvania got the same kind of snow we did, which has been quite a bit.

02:01:03.000 And we showed you that.

02:01:04.000 Remember, we brought the snow to the show.

02:01:06.000 God, you guys are lucky.

02:01:08.000 So we have the footage of the actual shooting with the audio and everything.

02:01:14.000 If you don't want to see this, no, no, no, show the other thing.

02:01:19.000 The video I sent you.

02:01:21.000 Okay.

02:01:23.000 I told you to pick it up.

02:01:27.000 If you don't want to see two people die, then don't watch this.

02:01:31.000 It's really fucking horrible and scary and it's going to give you nightmares.

02:01:36.000 I might have to be pushed out of it.

02:01:38.000 Yeah.

02:01:39.000 Move it over.

02:01:42.000 Because a lot of action happens right here.

02:01:44.000 I don't like to use the word action.

02:01:46.000 Okay, that's good.

02:01:46.000 That's good.

02:01:47.000 All right.

02:01:48.000 So please leave the room.

02:01:49.000 Take your kids out of the room. 0.92

02:01:51.000 This is fucking horrible.

02:01:52.000 And so my theory is the guy in the top driveway is the guy who gets real mad.

02:01:57.000 And I think when they say they put snow on his lawn, which is what all the news is saying, I think it just means that snowbank at the base.

02:02:04.000 He didn't like that they had done that when they did the whole main road, which is a dumb thing to be mad about because that road had to be paved anyway.

02:02:16.000 Go ahead and fuck it.

02:02:24.000 Motherfucker, you go fuck your shit, you fuck. 0.99

02:02:28.000 Once again, we have a woman jumping in the mix, escalating the situation. 1.00

02:02:34.000 And now he has to get out in front of it.

02:02:37.000 In the two Proud Boy stabbings, November 4th and December 14th, November 4th, it was Bevlyn Beattie who jumped in there and said, oh, fuck no, you ain't stabbing nobody.

02:02:46.000 And started grabbing at their knives and stuff.

02:02:47.000 And that's why everyone got stabbed.

02:02:49.000 And then on December 13th, that weird black dude with the knife came out in front of Harry's. 0.99

02:02:54.000 And instead of allowing them to de-escalate and say, what are you doing here, dude?

02:02:57.000 Come on.

02:02:57.000 Are you going to stab us?

02:02:59.000 She runs up.

02:03:00.000 Oh, fuck, no, we ain't doing this.

02:03:02.000 And she rips his Antifa mask off. 0.90

02:03:05.000 And the next thing you know, four people get stabbed.

02:03:07.000 We got to stop empowering women and telling them that they're badasses. 1.00

02:03:11.000 Stop making them cops.

02:03:13.000 Stop making movies like Atomic Blonde.

02:03:17.000 These women have never been punched in the face. 0.95

02:03:20.000 And I don't want them punched in the face.

02:03:21.000 So can you just like, I'm actually changing my theory.

02:03:25.000 You see the top there?

02:03:27.000 I think they're shoveling like long ways across And then it's piling up on the front of his lawn there.

02:03:33.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

02:03:34.000 So they're going from like the red car across the road, right?

02:03:39.000 And then it's flumph, it's going up on that snowbank there, which shouldn't be an issue.

02:03:45.000 But he's pissed off about it.

02:03:49.000 Call me a scummy motherfucker.

02:03:51.000 Step out here.

02:03:52.000 I'll knock your ass out. 1.00

02:03:58.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

02:03:59.000 Fuck you.

02:04:01.000 Fuck you, you fucking scum. 0.61

02:04:02.000 I'm gonna have your life living hell living here, dickhead.

02:04:05.000 What?

02:04:05.000 You heard me.

02:04:07.000 Fuck you, you fucking scum. 0.61

02:04:08.000 You would probably get a fucking scumbag. 0.90

02:04:11.000 You don't fucking fucking stop.

02:04:13.000 He's got a scum.

02:04:18.000 Pussy, fuck you. 1.00

02:04:18.000 Oh, did you hear that? 1.00

02:04:20.000 I think he said he's got a gun.

02:04:22.000 He's got a gun out.

02:04:24.000 He's a pussy. 0.98

02:04:26.000 Oh, no.

02:04:27.000 Come on, people.

02:04:29.000 You see someone with a gun in an altercation like that?

02:04:32.000 Run.

02:04:34.000 Run.

02:04:35.000 I'm not even sure.

02:04:35.000 Run inside.

02:04:37.000 Yeah, probably run inside.

02:04:38.000 Get the fuck out of there.

02:04:40.000 Don't keep shoveling and calling him a pussy. 1.00

02:04:43.000 Like, what's happening to the world's mentality here?

02:04:50.000 Pussy, pussy, pussy. 1.00

02:04:52.000 Go ahead.

02:04:53.000 Go ahead.

02:04:54.000 Go ahead.

02:04:55.000 Ooh there.

02:04:55.000 Go ahead.

02:04:58.000 So, go ahead.

02:04:59.000 Go ahead.

02:05:00.000 She yells at him. 0.87

02:05:01.000 And then he shoots once and the guy goes like this.

02:05:03.000 What are you, fucking Wonder Woman?

02:05:05.000 You're going to deflect the bullets?

02:05:10.000 Go ahead.

02:05:10.000 Ooh, there.

02:05:11.000 Go ahead.

02:05:13.000 Look at that.

02:05:14.000 He just stands there.

02:05:16.000 He just stands there like it's a firecracker.

02:05:19.000 I got to see that again.

02:05:20.000 What the hell's going on, dude?

02:05:22.000 Like, your ego is a little large.

02:05:25.000 What are you...

02:05:26.000 General butt naked?

02:05:28.000 You're impervious to bullets?

02:05:47.000 How did she live?

02:05:53.000 How did she fucking... 1.00

02:05:54.000 She must have like no ear or something. 1.00

02:05:56.000 He shot her in the head.

02:05:58.000 Right.

02:06:01.000 Oh, my God.

02:06:04.000 You can sort of see the blood around her. 0.72

02:06:08.000 Hip, listen to this.

02:06:09.000 You alright?

02:06:11.000 If you hear gunshots, call 911 immediately.

02:06:16.000 You okay?

02:06:17.000 Yeah, I'm good.

02:06:21.000 What happened?

02:06:23.000 Who cares?

02:06:24.000 What happened?

02:06:24.000 Call 911.

02:06:25.000 What happened?

02:06:25.000 No, call 911.

02:06:26.000 Go get my phone.

02:06:29.000 How many times have they had to say, call 911?

02:06:32.000 Did he say go get my gun or call 911?

02:06:34.000 Or go get my phone?

02:06:35.000 Go back, go back.

02:06:44.000 Are you okay?

02:06:50.000 No, you didn't go back far enough.

02:06:51.000 Go back more.

02:07:13.000 Go get my phone.

02:07:14.000 Phone, phone. 0.99

02:07:19.000 You should go get your gun too if you got one.

02:07:21.000 It's about to get a whole lot worse.

02:07:26.000 What is that on the air 15?

02:07:29.000 Look at this.

02:07:30.000 This is horrible.

02:07:30.000 Look away.

02:07:45.000 So she's dead.

02:07:48.000 Lord knows how she survived.

02:07:51.000 So then he goes back into the house and kills himself.

02:07:53.000 Do they have that?

02:07:54.000 You'll see a flash, maybe?

02:08:05.000 You got called a pussy one too many times.

02:08:19.000 What's that sound?

02:08:21.000 Somebody's foaming?

02:08:23.000 Yep.

02:08:26.000 This 911's not picking up.

02:08:32.000 12 seconds left.

02:08:33.000 I don't know if you hear the gunshot or what.

02:08:37.000 We've got 12 seconds.

02:08:43.000 What happened?

02:08:44.000 That's it.

02:08:45.000 Oh.

02:08:47.000 Okay, we got to cleanse the palate.

02:08:49.000 Man, no kidding.

02:08:50.000 That's fucking intense.

02:08:51.000 What's the moral there, though?

02:08:54.000 Try to de-escalate.

02:08:55.000 If you see a gun, don't fucking.

02:08:57.000 Well, there's a couple here.

02:08:58.000 Try to de-escalate in a situation.

02:09:00.000 Like, calm down, Barry.

02:09:01.000 It's a bit of snow on your lawn.

02:09:03.000 Fuck you.

02:09:04.000 Okay, what?

02:09:04.000 Do you want to fight?

02:09:05.000 Is that what it is?

02:09:06.000 You want to fight?

02:09:08.000 You want me to get the snow off your lawn?

02:09:09.000 No, like, fuck you, motherfucker, you pussy. 1.00

02:09:12.000 So that's one lesson.

02:09:14.000 See if you can get it down.

02:09:15.000 And then if he wants to fight, make sure he's there in front of you and doesn't have a gun on him.

02:09:19.000 And then part two, the second you see him storm into his garage and come back with anything, if he storms in his garage and close the door, you go, all right, that's done.

02:09:27.000 If he storms in his garage, he's tinkering out for something, he comes back, run, run.

02:09:33.000 He probably would have gone to their house and started shooting in their house.

02:09:38.000 He fatally shot himself inside the house as police arrived.

02:09:41.000 Oh, Stanley's probably much longer.

02:09:45.000 Police, what are the police going to do?

02:09:48.000 Solve the crime?

02:09:50.000 Run and stop the bullets?

02:09:52.000 Call the police.

02:09:53.000 Yeah, okay, get a report.

02:09:56.000 It's like that thing in the lobby of your fag zone building where she still has the note up saying, as you can see, this is on local police paper. 1.00

02:10:06.000 We have filed a report.

02:10:08.000 It's with the police, so you probably want to return the package.

02:10:11.000 Okay, honey, play it through.

02:10:14.000 Hi, here's Amazon saying, a printout from Amazon showing that it was delivered, but it's not there.

02:10:21.000 Okay, do you have any security camera footage?

02:10:23.000 No.

02:10:24.000 Even if they did.

02:10:25.000 Okay.

02:10:25.000 Let's pretend she did.

02:10:27.000 Oh, yes, I have a picture of him.

02:10:28.000 It's crystal clear.

02:10:29.000 Okay.

02:10:31.000 And what'd you like me to do now?

02:10:33.000 Go door to door in concentric circles around the address, going to every house and saying, is this you?

02:10:40.000 Is this you?

02:10:41.000 Do we even want our police force doing that? 0.58

02:10:45.000 What the fuck?

02:10:48.000 Oh, what was that?

02:10:48.000 We are coming for you.

02:10:50.000 That was the Rufio one. 0.94

02:10:52.000 Right, but I don't think we showed it.

02:10:57.000 We are coming for them.

02:10:58.000 Feds charge West Coast Prowboys leader.

02:11:01.000 They didn't say that about Antifa.

02:11:02.000 There was no we are coming for them then.

02:11:06.000 Okay, so this is a fight in the hood I saw.

02:11:09.000 And I just want to tell everyone, I know a lot of people in the hood in the south side of Chicago and Baltimore, a lot of gangbangers watch this show.

02:11:16.000 Guys, when you're recording, like, look at that thing we just watched.

02:11:20.000 We had another 15 seconds to try to comprehend what we just saw.

02:11:24.000 Stop pausing the recording at the best part.

02:11:31.000 It's the worst video that you get the most of.

02:11:33.000 What are you doing?

02:11:34.000 I just introduced the other final video.

02:11:36.000 2-3.

02:11:38.000 I'm pontificating.

02:11:40.000 Instead of doing your job?

02:11:41.000 No, while I wait for it to load.

02:11:43.000 Oh.

02:11:44.000 Just so that way there's no silence.

02:11:49.000 Deks it out.

02:11:50.000 Bang.

02:11:52.000 And then you take it away from me?

02:11:54.000 I want to know if that guy was knocked unconscious.

02:11:59.000 Wait, his hair fell off.

02:12:03.000 Look.

02:12:04.000 Like, there he's got all these loopy dreads.

02:12:06.000 And then when he gets up, he's got a tight afro.

02:12:13.000 You know, that's a wallop when your dreads fall off.

02:12:17.000 Mama had a baby and his dreads popped off.

02:12:20.000 Get fired.

02:12:21.000 Get in trouble.

02:12:22.000 Be brave.

02:12:22.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 05, 2021

S03E69 - REALITY CRISIS

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