Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #97 - FREE SPEECHES

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00:03:01.000 customize your home defense system with tactical tim and the tactical team and keep your entire family safe tacticalwalls.com promo code gavin and that graphic in the corner is the shelf they made me which i guess i'm giving away what no i don't mean for free i mean as far as the secret goes oh yeah yeah so like when the fbi comes to my my house they go uh we're just gonna slide this over here and

00:06:29.000 pushes out like if you know those play-doh sites where uh sets, sorry, where you push down and they grow hair and you can cut their hair.

00:06:36.000 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 Maybe you just push a squirty like toothpaste.

00:06:39.000 It's like squishing a toothpaste tube. 0.94

00:06:41.000 It would have been a log if you had a normal anal lip scenario in your toilet, but in a colostomy bag, it gets squeezed through. 0.98

00:06:52.000 Like, what about a sausage maker? 0.54

00:06:55.000 That's what a colostomy bag is.

00:06:57.000 But the sausage is a weapon.

00:07:00.000 Make your own colostomy bag sausages.

00:07:03.000 Like, go back to that article, please.

00:07:05.000 And the secret, I think, to this. 1.00

00:07:07.000 Make your own sausages, fuck you. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Nicholas Newhart of Nashville, street name, has been hit with a bunch of charges. 1.00

00:07:14.000 He's threatening officers.

00:07:15.000 Newhart has since been charged with intoxication, blah, blah.

00:07:18.000 He's doing it at Kid Rocks Bar in Nashville.

00:07:20.000 Security asked him to move, and he refused.

00:07:22.000 He then became combative.

00:07:23.000 Why do you think he has a colostomy bank? 1.00

00:07:25.000 I think he was trying to fuck himself with a light bulb and it broke. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Wow. 0.99

00:07:30.000 He started swinging it around, attempting to use it as a weapon.

00:07:35.000 Wow. 0.67

00:07:37.000 That is super gross. 0.99

00:07:40.000 It reminds me of a video I saw recently, an anal sex instruction video, that was very clean and safe for work. 0.97

00:07:47.000 So I thought I'd share it with you here. 0.99

00:07:52.000 You relax your anus, right? 1.00

00:07:55.000 And the penis goes near the analips. 0.99

00:08:00.000 It waits until there's sort of an invite. 0.99

00:08:02.000 The anus then expands. 0.99

00:08:04.000 Penis goes in, right? 1.00

00:08:07.000 And this is the most important part. 1.00

00:08:08.000 After the penis goes in, the anus must close and seal the penis inside. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Did you know that?

00:08:17.000 Yeah, yeah, I've done it like a couple times.

00:08:21.000 I saw this movie last night, Without Remorse, with Michael B.J. He's got that nickname because he performed Fallatio so well.

00:08:30.000 Actually, I always assumed Michael B. Jordan was gay. 0.99

00:08:33.000 He lives with his mama. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Like, you're a fucking gazillionaire and you live with your mama? 1.00

00:08:40.000 It's my mom's. 1.00

00:08:41.000 My mommy.

00:08:42.000 But he's got some hot girlfriend we had on another show who looks great. 0.92

00:08:49.000 A very voluptuous, pokritudinous broad. 0.97

00:08:53.000 But this movie stinks so bad. 0.93

00:08:56.000 It's amazing.

00:08:56.000 It's Tom Clancy's Without Remorse.

00:08:58.000 He's smart to stick his name on everything.

00:09:00.000 But you can tell it was written about white people, right?

00:09:05.000 The CI is trying to start a war with Russia.

00:09:07.000 Russia's the new bad guys in action films, which I'm fine with. 1.00

00:09:10.000 Fuck Russia. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Good. 1.00

00:09:12.000 I wish it was China, obviously, but I'll take Russia. 0.98

00:09:15.000 Middle East would be even better, but fine. 0.98

00:09:17.000 Russia it is. 0.58

00:09:18.000 They just have to choose a white guy.

00:09:19.000 Like Bob Odenkirk's nobody movie. 1.00

00:09:22.000 It's those damn Russian mobsters doing home invasions. 1.00

00:09:27.000 So sick of that. 1.00

00:09:28.000 Get out of my house, Uster Vortevik. 1.00

00:09:33.000 So in this movie, the CIA is starting a war by attacking Michael B. Jordan, among others, with Russian agents.

00:09:46.000 And then the Americans are attacking random Russian people, trying to start the First World War type of scenario where the dude with the mustache was the catalyst to start a world war.

00:09:58.000 Because they need the money. 0.95

00:10:01.000 But with blacks, it got woke. 1.00

00:10:06.000 The conversion from Tom Clancy's stupid book that boomers read on the plane to the movie added a whole woke element. 0.99

00:10:14.000 And you're like, what? 0.99

00:10:15.000 And there's this really irritating scene where Michael B. Jordan and this short-haired lesbian-looking, I don't know, lieutenant woman, she's sitting there and he says, they kill his wife and kid, of course. 0.76

00:10:29.000 He goes, we work for a country that hated us because we knew what it could become.

00:10:36.000 Thanks.

00:10:38.000 Thanks, Michael BJ, for doing us the courtesy of working for a racist, horrible country because you knew it has potential.

00:10:47.000 That's literally what they said.

00:10:49.000 We worked for this country because we knew what it could become.

00:10:54.000 But then he goes, but they crossed the line.

00:10:57.000 They brought it to my house. 1.00

00:11:01.000 And then, so they go to Russia to, like, I don't know, get revenge on the people who killed his wife, which is actually doing exactly what the CIA wanted you to do, so that was stupid. 0.98

00:11:11.000 But then they're on the lamb in Russia, because they get shot down, as you can just see right there. 0.94

00:11:16.000 So it's like this military cabal wandering around Russia, right? 0.95

00:11:24.000 And three of them are, two of them are black. 0.79

00:11:29.000 Like, they're not going to stick out?

00:11:32.000 Now, I'm sure in his book, the guy was white.

00:11:35.000 So that's fine.

00:11:35.000 That makes sense.

00:11:36.000 A white guy disappeared into Russia.

00:11:38.000 This is a cool scene.

00:11:40.000 He gets in a flaming car and makes him confess.

00:11:44.000 And the windows are cracking and stuff.

00:11:46.000 I mean, obviously, it's a high-budget action movie.

00:11:48.000 There's going to be some cool spots.

00:11:49.000 But again, wokeness ruins everything. 0.98

00:11:53.000 You know that Cindy Lauper song, Money Ruins Everything?

00:11:56.000 We should do a wokeness! 1.00

00:11:59.000 Wokeness ruins everything.

00:12:02.000 It ruins everything.

00:12:06.000 Money changes everything.

00:12:08.000 Money changes everything.

00:12:10.000 Why do men watch action movies? 0.99

00:12:13.000 Because we want to have a dumb fantasy. 0.96

00:12:15.000 We've been worrying about our families all day. 0.96

00:12:17.000 We've been trying to make money, fixing problems, putting out fires.

00:12:20.000 We come home. 0.99

00:12:21.000 We just want to see some bad guys get their heads blown off. 0.97

00:12:23.000 That's what sports used to be, too, but sports is... 0.98

00:12:26.000 Whoa.

00:12:27.000 Can't leave that untouched.

00:12:28.000 Gotta inject that.

00:12:29.000 Well, I read that the NFL is going to punish people for wearing Black Lives Matter gear.

00:12:34.000 Nice. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Bullshit. 1.00

00:12:35.000 Oh, really? 1.00

00:12:36.000 Bullfucking shit. 1.00

00:12:38.000 Can you imagine some guy getting a fine for wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt? 1.00

00:12:42.000 Stadiums would burn.

00:12:44.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:12:46.000 It would be fucking nuts. 1.00

00:12:47.000 It would be insane. 0.99

00:12:49.000 Well, the Olympics, though, it looks like they're going to keep up with that.

00:12:53.000 And as I was on a show today, America's Voice.

00:12:57.000 Are you familiar with that network?

00:12:59.000 It's like the new up-and-comer with Newsmax and One America News.

00:13:04.000 Cool.

00:13:06.000 And we were both, me and the host were like, who does this benefit?

00:13:10.000 No one wants it.

00:13:12.000 You're not helping.

00:13:21.000 Also in the news.

00:13:26.000 Jake Paul versus Meriwether.

00:13:28.000 I'm not watching this. 0.99

00:13:30.000 I don't fucking care. 0.99

00:13:31.000 He ruined it. 0.98

00:13:32.000 Sorry.

00:13:33.000 This is 2-2.

00:13:35.000 Oh, Mayweather.

00:13:37.000 Mayweather? 1.00

00:13:39.000 So they're talking shit, I guess. 1.00

00:13:52.000 See, Jake Paul comes from jackass culture, and Floyd Mayweather is an old school boxer, so these two worlds should not have met ever. 1.00

00:14:03.000 But I'm kind of more of the jackass generation. 0.94

00:14:06.000 So I think this is... 0.97

00:14:07.000 I hate Jake Paul, but this is funny.

00:14:09.000 Got your hat?

00:14:09.000 That's like got your hat.

00:14:12.000 It's cute.

00:14:14.000 He got punched in the face by his security guards.

00:14:16.000 And it's even funnier to take it seriously.

00:14:19.000 So like, he played the perfect straight man.

00:14:22.000 What's going on with his pants?

00:14:24.000 Are they chaps? 1.00

00:14:25.000 They have garbage bags on them? 0.69

00:14:31.000 Doesn't Jake Paul have like a crew of players too?

00:14:35.000 They both got a crew of players, yo.

00:14:37.000 Why aren't his players beating up his players? 1.00

00:14:39.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:14:40.000 I actually regret showing this on the show. 0.99

00:14:43.000 I'm worried this might be a bad show.

00:14:45.000 I don't know.

00:14:46.000 I got a lot done today.

00:14:47.000 I'm very tired.

00:14:48.000 Not tired, but like I spent a lot of my chi. 0.97

00:14:51.000 You know, the thing is, a lot of people would probably not seek this sort of shit out on their own. 0.79

00:14:55.000 So I think this is the most interesting part of this whole thing. 0.96

00:14:59.000 2-3 is another angle of it.

00:15:01.000 I like it.

00:15:02.000 I like it.

00:15:03.000 There got to be other people.

00:15:04.000 And I like it too.

00:15:07.000 More head trouble. 1.00

00:15:15.000 So stupid and embarrassing. 1.00

00:15:19.000 What a waste of time. 1.00

00:15:20.000 I'm not watching that because I don't trust Jake Paul.

00:15:24.000 I don't know if it will be a real fight. 0.86

00:15:26.000 I don't think the fights last time with Triller or whatever the fuck they're called.

00:15:29.000 I don't believe any of those fights.

00:15:31.000 So I won't. 0.98

00:15:31.000 Even if Jake, if Floyd Wayneweather gets knocked out in the first round and is lying there going, what the fuck happened? 0.98

00:15:38.000 What a great punch. 0.99

00:15:40.000 I won't believe it.

00:15:41.000 Conversely, if he knocks out Jake Paul in the first round, I won't believe it.

00:15:45.000 You guys blew it. 0.99

00:15:49.000 Holy shit, he changed his name to Gotcha Hat. 1.00

00:15:52.000 That's pretty funny. 0.99

00:15:58.000 Hi, I'm Jake Paul, and you're watching Disney Channel. 0.98

00:16:01.000 That's fucking great. 0.97

00:16:04.000 But there's a Canelo fight this Saturday that will be a great fight. 0.99

00:16:07.000 I fought this guy today who was a fly. 0.83

00:16:12.000 He's a featherweight, and obviously I'm not even remotely close to his league, but he fights old men like me to see if he can go three rounds without getting hit once.

00:16:24.000 I think I punched him one time.

00:16:27.000 But just like, like, my punches were this slow to him.

00:16:33.000 So he would just, he wouldn't just get out of the way.

00:16:35.000 He would sort of like do a funny little gesture.

00:16:38.000 And that's what Canelo's good at.

00:16:41.000 Look at Canelo. 0.99

00:16:42.000 Look up Canelo fucking slipping. 0.98

00:16:47.000 He's, I think he might be the best fighter in the world. 0.99

00:16:50.000 He's magic.

00:16:51.000 And I'm mad at him for not speaking English.

00:16:55.000 Look, he's a little Irishman who can't speak English. 1.00

00:17:00.000 He's got to be white, right? 0.98

00:17:04.000 Some dude I know says, oh, it's because they used the Irish as involuntary soldiers in the Spanish-American War or something.

00:17:14.000 And then they stayed there.

00:17:16.000 Look at him.

00:17:18.000 That's who I was fighting today.

00:17:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:17:23.000 Look at that.

00:17:24.000 Zero connections. 0.99

00:17:27.000 He's fucking incredible. 1.00

00:17:29.000 I have a stupid theory. 1.00

00:17:32.000 Mexicans are great boxers because it's hot there and they never overheat. 1.00

00:17:37.000 So they train at 110 degrees. 0.87

00:17:40.000 And for us, when anything gets, you know, above 75, we start freaking the fuck out.

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00:19:21.000 All right, we have 10 minutes before we go behind the paywall. 0.99

00:19:25.000 I've got a fuckton of shit to talk about. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Racism, of course, is big. 1.00

00:19:31.000 Let's go on a little, let's squeeze in a little free speech diddly-dong.

00:19:38.000 Do we have a free speech bumper?

00:19:40.000 I believe we do.

00:19:41.000 Let's see.

00:19:42.000 Let's see if we do.

00:19:44.000 Every time I think of a bumper, I think of like free speech, free speech.

00:19:49.000 They're always the same.

00:19:51.000 Yeah.

00:19:52.000 I'm not very creative.

00:19:56.000 Free speech.

00:19:58.000 It ain't free.

00:20:01.000 I'm the least creative person in the world.

00:20:04.000 I thought I just came up with that idea.

00:20:06.000 No, you didn't.

00:20:07.000 It's been a while.

00:20:08.000 Are you serious?

00:20:08.000 I did.

00:20:09.000 Wow.

00:20:09.000 Yeah.

00:20:09.000 Amazing.

00:20:10.000 Well, you're consistent.

00:20:11.000 How's that?

00:20:13.000 Remember Kale?

00:20:15.000 We used to do sports talk.

00:20:17.000 Hartman?

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 When David Cass was you.

00:20:21.000 And I go, yeah, sports graphics.

00:20:24.000 And I go, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk.

00:20:28.000 And I go, that's kind of a funny bumper.

00:20:29.000 And he goes, yeah, I guess you like Wayne's World.

00:20:32.000 And I go, oh, is it similar to Wayne's World?

00:20:33.000 And he goes, it's exactly the same as Wayne's World.

00:20:38.000 I presumed that was an homage.

00:20:40.000 And I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess it is similar. 0.90

00:20:43.000 The feminism is cancer one. 1.00

00:20:45.000 I've been doing this media shit since 1992. 1.00

00:20:49.000 I was in bands before that in 88. 0.99

00:20:52.000 So what you're seeing is an old cow being put out to pasture.

00:20:59.000 Don't expect original concepts anymore.

00:21:05.000 Although I am going to do a green screen of 10 things I don't get.

00:21:12.000 Sports talk, sports talk.

00:21:14.000 Sports talk, sports talk.

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:17.000 Didn't occur to me that's Wayne's World.

00:21:19.000 You even say party time.

00:21:21.000 Excellent.

00:21:23.000 They even have a sidekick.

00:21:24.000 You're wearing a hat.

00:21:25.000 This is Wayne's World.

00:21:26.000 It's blonde hair.

00:21:31.000 So let's do, yeah, free speech.

00:21:32.000 We got a free speech diddly before we go behind the paywall, then we'll do the usual.

00:21:39.000 How did this woman get a job? 1.00

00:21:40.000 What is she doing in America? 0.96

00:21:42.000 Why are academics so bad at thought?

00:21:46.000 Like, your job as an academic, as a teacher, as an associate professor, is to help people think.

00:21:52.000 And you should start with like the, whatever it is, the five logical fallacies, like straw man, argument, ad hominem, guilt by association, all those basics.

00:22:02.000 Get those out of the way.

00:22:04.000 And then teach them like the whole free speech thing.

00:22:08.000 You know, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater, that whole myth.

00:22:12.000 All of those basics.

00:22:14.000 Just the basics.

00:22:16.000 And then you see this woman interrupt Fleckis and this dude.

00:22:21.000 By the way, baseball superstar Bryce Harper follows Fleckis.

00:22:28.000 Everyone hates Bryce, but I like him.

00:22:30.000 He's very conservative.

00:22:31.000 He's based.

00:22:32.000 Based Harper, they ought to call him.

00:22:33.000 True detail.

00:22:34.000 Trudette.

00:22:38.000 But so this is...

00:22:39.000 Michael Knowles is appearing at what university? 1.00

00:22:46.000 I don't know, some stupid university. 0.99

00:22:48.000 And Flekis is interviewing the guy who's putting on the Michael Knowles talk, which is illegal. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Verboten.

00:22:57.000 You may not interview the guy doing a free speech thing.

00:23:02.000 This is what I don't get about life.

00:23:04.000 I'm going to put that on my don't get list.

00:23:08.000 Actually, I guess I kind of get it, but people who don't leave people alone.

00:23:12.000 Politics is two types of people.

00:23:15.000 People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave those people alone.

00:23:20.000 Like, if there's a talk going on, if there was a talk about football, I don't like football.

00:23:25.000 It's not my cup of tea.

00:23:26.000 I respect it.

00:23:27.000 I understand that it's innate to the fabric of American society.

00:23:31.000 Best of luck to you.

00:23:33.000 When it's on and at a bar, I'll check it out, sort of, not really watching it.

00:23:37.000 But if there was a huge lecture on the NFL and concussions and the future of the Philadelphia Eagles, I'd just be like, wish you guys nothing but the best.

00:23:48.000 I'll be downstairs at the pub.

00:23:51.000 Come by after and say hi.

00:23:52.000 I'll buy you a shot. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Like, why would I go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:23:56.000 This is not cool. 0.99

00:23:59.000 There's concussions.

00:24:00.000 They hit their heads.

00:24:03.000 I just, I don't get it. 0.97

00:24:04.000 It's like Sebastian Maniscalco goes when he says, I go to a restaurant and I just, I sit there and I go, the tuna sucks. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.98

00:24:14.000 But to come home and then to write a yelp about how bad the restaurant was. 0.98

00:24:22.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:24:25.000 I mean, maybe if it's a plague and it's indicative of something, like you found out they're using rat meat, which my friend Tim told me he came across.

00:24:37.000 He was getting Chinese food in Brooklyn about 20 years ago.

00:24:42.000 No, maybe 15.

00:24:44.000 And as he was eating his meat, I'm going to barf if I tell this story.

00:24:49.000 Write it down.

00:24:50.000 I'll tell it.

00:24:52.000 As he was eating his meat, he came across some ribs, which is fine.

00:24:58.000 Bulls have ribs.

00:24:59.000 I've never seen somebody scared of what's about to come out of their own mouth.

00:25:03.000 The ribs were like this big, like fish-sized.

00:25:07.000 But they were ribs.

00:25:09.000 They were mammal ribs.

00:25:11.000 But they were this.

00:25:12.000 I feel bad too.

00:25:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:25:14.000 My stomach feels bad. 0.99

00:25:16.000 And so he's eating and he's like, oh, fucking hell. 0.99

00:25:18.000 You know, Tim, right? 1.00

00:25:20.000 What are you doing with his crazy Ds? 1.00

00:25:23.000 And he goes, that's not a fucking cow. 1.00

00:25:26.000 That's a rat. 1.00

00:25:28.000 And so he calls the Chinese place and they go, no, no, no, rat. 0.99

00:25:33.000 He goes, I've got a bone here. 0.99

00:25:35.000 I've literally got a bone to pick with you.

00:25:40.000 And then, so some, now we're getting in the groove of the show, 25 minutes in.

00:25:45.000 So some Chinese guy comes by, and he's like, I need your takeout.

00:25:48.000 I need a takeout.

00:25:49.000 Take it back.

00:25:50.000 We'll give you a refund.

00:25:51.000 We give you a refund.

00:25:55.000 And he shows up to get it back.

00:25:59.000 And Tim's like, no, I'm not giving you back.

00:26:01.000 But the craziest part of it was: oh, look, British expat. 0.99

00:26:05.000 That's fucking weird. 1.00

00:26:06.000 That's fucking weird. 0.99

00:26:07.000 And this is not the guy. 0.99

00:26:08.000 Maybe British people are the only people smart enough to notice that ribs are not meant to be this big.

00:26:14.000 Because in the dark ages, they used to eat rats or something, and it's hereditary.

00:26:18.000 I don't know.

00:26:18.000 What?

00:26:19.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:26:20.000 No, they have a better education system, you absolute putrid retard. 1.00

00:26:24.000 That too. 1.00

00:26:26.000 No, they remember the bubonic plague.

00:26:31.000 So he said, no, I'm not giving it back to you.

00:26:34.000 And then he never did anything about it. 0.98

00:26:35.000 And then he said to me, I go, I contacted him about like three days later and I go, I'm still having nightmares every night, covered in sweat, having to get up and like have a shower from what you told me about those fucking ribs. 0.95

00:26:49.000 And he goes, oh, I mean, it's basically the same meat. 0.95

00:26:52.000 It's not a big deal. 0.82

00:26:53.000 I think sometimes rats are good for you. 0.97

00:26:56.000 Okay, dude. 0.92

00:26:57.000 Whatever you have to tell yourself.

00:26:59.000 You know, he's lying to himself to feel better about that.

00:27:01.000 Maybe.

00:27:02.000 Hell yeah.

00:27:03.000 I couldn't summon anger from him.

00:27:05.000 He's just like, yeah, it is what it is, mate.

00:27:07.000 I don't knock about.

00:27:09.000 Whatever.

00:27:10.000 No.

00:27:11.000 Anyway, so this is Fleckis talking to the organizer of it.

00:27:16.000 And Michael Knowles.

00:27:18.000 I love Michael Knowles, by the way. 0.95

00:27:19.000 I'm gay for him. 1.00

00:27:20.000 I actually fucked him at a party once. 0.99

00:27:24.000 I don't want to call him benign because that sounds insulting, but he's not controversial at all. 0.95

00:27:31.000 In fact, if it was 2004, he'd definitely be known as a liberal.

00:27:36.000 I think he was known as a liberal in 2004.

00:27:38.000 He just dared not to get on the woke train.

00:27:40.000 I had an argument with my friend Leslie, and she's like, you're the only friend of ours from back then who hasn't evolved, who hasn't progressed.

00:27:47.000 I'm like, that's normal, Leslie.

00:27:50.000 I'm 50.

00:27:51.000 I'm a dad.

00:27:53.000 You're supposed to have pretty much the same views you had when you were 35.

00:27:58.000 Anyway, check it out.

00:27:59.000 Taking, you know, classical liberal ideas out and replacing them with socialism and radical progressivism, to be honest.

00:28:06.000 And it's hard to keep up because, like you said, you can't be a Democrat.

00:28:09.000 You can't be on the left and be pro-life anymore.

00:28:12.000 Hello.

00:28:12.000 Hi.

00:28:13.000 I'm Austin.

00:28:13.000 Come enjoying the conversation.

00:28:15.000 Cool.

00:28:15.000 What do you want to talk about?

00:28:17.000 I just want to see what you think.

00:28:18.000 Whoa, whoa, stop.

00:28:19.000 Okay.

00:28:21.000 Did that guy go like this? 0.98

00:28:26.000 Oh, I can't fucking deal with this. 0.98

00:28:30.000 He's like, that's all you. 0.98

00:28:31.000 Wait, what is that?

00:28:33.000 Is this where we are as a society?

00:28:36.000 More.

00:28:36.000 Hello.

00:28:37.000 Hi.

00:28:37.000 I'm Austin.

00:28:40.000 Cool.

00:28:40.000 What do you want to talk about?

00:28:42.000 I just want to see what you're talking about.

00:28:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:45.000 Stop.

00:28:45.000 We're talking about free speech on campus.

00:28:48.000 Huge.

00:28:48.000 Stop.

00:28:49.000 You're afraid of freeze.

00:28:50.000 Freeze.

00:28:52.000 This is the real problem here. 0.99

00:28:54.000 I bitch about women a lot on this show and racism and liberals. 1.00

00:29:02.000 Men with balls, we need to do some cleaning up here a little bit. 1.00

00:29:08.000 We're cucks. 0.99

00:29:10.000 We're letting some woman walk all over us because we don't want trouble. 1.00

00:29:13.000 I don't want any issues.

00:29:14.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:29:16.000 Look at this story.

00:29:17.000 Pause that, right?

00:29:19.000 But go to 1.6.

00:29:22.000 Look at this cuck. 1.00

00:29:24.000 So their fucking stupid dog bit their kid. 1.00

00:29:28.000 I'm a child of the 70s. 1.00

00:29:30.000 Look at that dumb Spuds McKenzie Pitbull. 1.00

00:29:35.000 Dog bites your kid. 1.00

00:29:36.000 It's just, it doesn't even, there's no discussion.

00:29:39.000 The dad takes the dog to the backfield with his 22, pops him in the head, digs a hole.

00:29:44.000 Kids cry.

00:29:45.000 The end.

00:29:46.000 I mean, you're over it the next day.

00:29:49.000 But this was a major ordeal.

00:29:52.000 This family got in trouble because they killed the dog or had him put down.

00:29:56.000 I just would have shot the dog that afternoon, immediately after.

00:29:59.000 I probably just let it throw it right there. 0.98

00:30:02.000 And feel nothing. 1.00

00:30:04.000 If my stupid dog, Leroy, and Leroy, if you're watching right now, if you bite any of my children without a second thought, with my heart rate not even increasing, I will take you outside. 1.00

00:30:18.000 I'll step on you. 1.00

00:30:20.000 I'll put my spade, and I don't mean a black man, on your throat, and I'll just go chunk. 1.00

00:30:25.000 The first chunk will take your head off. 1.00

00:30:28.000 I won't be mad at all, by the way. 0.96

00:30:29.000 I'll be minimizing this spills. 0.91

00:30:31.000 Then I'll dig a hole in our backyard, and I'll put you in it, and I'll bury it.

00:30:34.000 We can have a little ceremony, whatever.

00:30:37.000 That's it.

00:30:38.000 That's not remotely unusual.

00:30:40.000 That's what cave people have been doing.

00:30:42.000 This has been a non-mentionable act.

00:30:46.000 And when I say non-mentionable, I mean irrelevant, like you had a poo-poo. 1.00

00:30:49.000 This has been a poo-poo from cave days till 2010. 0.99

00:30:58.000 So for a long fucking time. 0.99

00:31:01.000 200,000 years. 0.99

00:31:02.000 And now we're like, don't.

00:31:04.000 You should give it therapy. 1.00

00:31:06.000 What should I do with this stupid dog? 1.00

00:31:07.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:31:08.000 If you give it therapy.

00:31:08.000 No one wants it.

00:31:09.000 Don't put it in the pound.

00:31:11.000 It's going to go bite another kid. 1.00

00:31:12.000 Right.

00:31:13.000 And you'll notice these rescue things.

00:31:15.000 When you go there, they're like, you go, what's it doing here?

00:31:17.000 And they go, I don't know.

00:31:18.000 It just arrived here.

00:31:20.000 Really? 1.00

00:31:21.000 Or did it bite a fucking kid? 1.00

00:31:24.000 And you don't want to give it a curse. 1.00

00:31:26.000 I think you're responsible for that, too.

00:31:28.000 If it like attacks somebody and then attacks somebody again, you're responsible for that.

00:31:32.000 Well, the rule is if another person's dog bites your kid, you just call the cops and they cart it away and have it killed.

00:31:39.000 I'm fine.

00:31:40.000 Like who has a problem with that?

00:31:42.000 Are dogs more important than children in modern American society?

00:31:47.000 Because that's not a good vibe.

00:31:49.000 What are you looking up?

00:31:51.000 Leroy.

00:31:52.000 Oh.

00:31:54.000 Yeah.

00:31:56.000 So go back to that. 0.66

00:31:57.000 So she's saying, look, I had to kill the dog.

00:32:00.000 I'm sorry.

00:32:00.000 By the way, why are you making this public?

00:32:03.000 This is 1.6.

00:32:05.000 But look at his face. 0.80

00:32:07.000 He just sits there with his cuck face while she explains everything. 1.00

00:32:13.000 Not that I need any explanation for you killing some inbred monster that bit your child. 0.99

00:32:21.000 Why is she running the machine? 1.00

00:32:23.000 Why is she driving the boat? 1.00

00:32:25.000 Why is she explaining everything?

00:32:28.000 Oh, they've taken it down, have they?

00:32:30.000 Yep.

00:32:30.000 Look at his face.

00:32:31.000 Look at that third thumbnail. 0.99

00:32:34.000 Yep, sorry.

00:32:36.000 She's explaining everything for me, though.

00:32:40.000 It reminds me of, speaking of cucks, this is very NSFW.

00:32:46.000 Did we put this video on anything, on Bramble or anything?

00:32:50.000 Yeah, we might want to save this video.

00:32:51.000 Okay, we'll save that. 0.97

00:32:53.000 But I was looking at pictures of Hedonism 2, where guys have the local Jamaicans fuck their wives at a resort and then take pictures of it. 0.98

00:33:03.000 And you're just like, why? 0.97

00:33:07.000 Hedonism 2? 0.90

00:33:08.000 Being a black man in a movie wife is hard to comprehend. 1.00

00:33:14.000 So what is this?

00:33:15.000 Play the audio?

00:33:17.000 You don't care that they're them while they're eating.

00:33:21.000 Like, are they lying?

00:33:23.000 This is somebody talking about... 0.98

00:33:24.000 So disgusting.

00:33:25.000 It's like, not only did they make this video, but they did a Instagram photo shoot prior to putting the dog down.

00:33:33.000 Would you like it after they put the dog down?

00:33:35.000 Well, that's annoying too, though. 1.00

00:33:37.000 Like, just kill it. 0.99

00:33:38.000 This is the problem with social media, too. 1.00

00:33:39.000 All right, anyway, sorry.

00:33:41.000 Long tangent.

00:33:41.000 We're going to go back to the Fleckus and the British woman arguing about free speech, where she claims free speech isn't hate speech.

00:33:49.000 Just to be mean, I'm going to play some of this and then pause it and go behind the paywall. 0.97

00:33:54.000 That's the kind of dickhead I am. 0.92

00:33:57.000 I want to keep you wanting more. 1.00

00:33:59.000 You can't be a Democrat.

00:34:00.000 You can't be on the left and be pro-life anymore.

00:34:03.000 Hello.

00:34:04.000 Hi.

00:34:04.000 I'm Austin.

00:34:05.000 I'm enjoying the conversation.

00:34:06.000 Well, what do you want to talk about?

00:34:09.000 I just want to see what you were talking about.

00:34:11.000 Okay.

00:34:11.000 We're talking about free speech on campus and how bringing a conservative on campus has resulted in some flack and some backlash from some of the students.

00:34:20.000 And talking about sharing multiple ideas and kind of hearing both sides and engaging in free speech and dialogue on campus and how important that is.

00:34:26.000 Do you agree?

00:34:27.000 I think it's a difficult question.

00:34:29.000 I'm interested in what you have to say.

00:34:31.000 About what specifically?

00:34:32.000 Free speech or nothing more?

00:34:33.000 Michael Knowles or free speech?

00:34:36.000 The original entry into this conversation was to find out what you are talking about.

00:34:40.000 That's why you're here, right?

00:34:41.000 You want to.

00:34:42.000 He just told you.

00:34:43.000 Yeah, so talk about it.

00:34:44.000 Okay, that's an interesting way to approach people.

00:34:47.000 We're asking you to support free speeches.

00:34:48.000 That's what we're basically saying.

00:34:49.000 Pause.

00:34:49.000 I don't have to answer your questions.

00:34:50.000 You know what's great about Flekis is his background is football.

00:34:54.000 So he enjoys confrontation and he's unflappable.

00:34:59.000 Great adrenaline control. 0.83

00:35:01.000 My son today was fighting with his black friend on the trampoline. 0.92

00:35:05.000 And this is going to sound racist, but my experience has been that black people, especially young black people, tend to be more agile. 0.98

00:35:16.000 They can do backflips before white people can. 1.00

00:35:20.000 Am I a cuck? 1.00

00:35:21.000 Anyway, my youngest boy was trying to play fight with this young African-American gentleman, and he was fucking whooping his ass. 1.00

00:35:31.000 And that would make my son angrier and angrier. 1.00

00:35:34.000 And my wife was like, all right, I think we can, let's slow it down a bit.

00:35:38.000 That's getting a bit intense.

00:35:39.000 I go, honey, this is what boys do.

00:35:42.000 Someone's learning a lesson here.

00:35:45.000 And so I was watching them fighting.

00:35:46.000 It was funny because they were trying to throw each other.

00:35:49.000 And you're looking at two people who weigh 50 pounds.

00:35:53.000 And my boy was getting madder and madder and madder the more he lost.

00:35:58.000 And it was several little mini fights, right?

00:36:00.000 They sort of invented this game where you whip the ball at the guy's head and then you throw him on the ground.

00:36:06.000 This is in a trampoline, though.

00:36:08.000 So they're throwing each other around into cage match. 0.86

00:36:10.000 My wife's getting super nervous. 0.99

00:36:11.000 And I'm like, they're on a trampoline in this, like, with a bouncy mesh thing.

00:36:16.000 They're not pounding each other.

00:36:19.000 Let it go.

00:36:22.000 And then he said something hilarious in the car.

00:36:24.000 I go, I go, that was good.

00:36:26.000 Adrenaline control.

00:36:28.000 That's the key.

00:36:28.000 People get mad when they lose.

00:36:30.000 I was, you know, I didn't want them to hurt their friendship.

00:36:34.000 Like, look, you guys are fighting.

00:36:36.000 That's fine.

00:36:37.000 You're play fighting.

00:36:38.000 Not a big deal.

00:36:38.000 You guys should be friends tomorrow.

00:36:40.000 And then he goes, the black kid, as I was driving home, he goes, he had a bad attitude. 0.96

00:36:46.000 And so I beat him up. 0.99

00:36:48.000 And then he goes, anyone with a bad attitude, bring them to me and I'll beat them up. 0.72

00:36:52.000 That's what he said?

00:36:53.000 Yeah.

00:36:53.000 That's funny.

00:36:54.000 I go, what about her?

00:36:56.000 And there's some woman, like old lady walking. 0.99

00:36:58.000 He's like, yep.

00:36:59.000 Anyone with a bad attitude, bring to me.

00:37:01.000 His dad's a cop.

00:37:02.000 I wonder if that's like genetic or if he's learning from his dad.

00:37:05.000 But anyway, I'm fine with it.

00:37:07.000 By all means, we need more young kids fighting. 0.97

00:37:10.000 It's perfectly healthy.

00:37:11.000 Why?

00:37:11.000 I mean, monitor it.

00:37:12.000 Make sure there's no like face ripping.

00:37:17.000 But it wasn't.

00:37:17.000 They were actually very civil with each other.

00:37:19.000 And my boy had a little suck attack at the end.

00:37:22.000 And that's also a big part of learning.

00:37:25.000 Okay.

00:37:27.000 Let's watch a tiny bit more.

00:37:32.000 Of course I support free speech.

00:37:34.000 But there is a difference between free speech and hate speech.

00:37:36.000 I'm sure.

00:37:36.000 Stop.

00:37:38.000 You're an assistant professor.

00:37:41.000 You work at this school.

00:37:42.000 God knows how you got a visa.

00:37:45.000 I hope one of your parents is American, because if we're giving visas to foreigners to teach our kids and they don't even know that there's not a difference between free speech and hate speech, sorry. 0.66

00:37:58.000 Free speech is not to argue the Beatles versus the Stones.

00:38:02.000 Free speech, much to my chagrin, includes NAMBLA. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Free speech includes arguing with people who want to fuck kids. 0.99

00:38:12.000 Free speech includes race and IQ. 1.00

00:38:14.000 Free speech includes the Holocaust. 0.98

00:38:16.000 Free speech, Holocaust denial. 0.62

00:38:18.000 Free speech includes all of the most horrible things you can imagine.

00:38:23.000 It's the free market of ideas.

00:38:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:38:26.000 Free speech includes, are Scottish people cheap? 0.84

00:38:29.000 The answer is yes.

00:38:31.000 But they should have a Scottish person there debating that and proving the opposite.

00:38:36.000 Obviously, or you wouldn't need to fight for it.

00:38:40.000 No one on earth has a problem with the discussion of the Rolling Stones versus the Beatles.

00:38:47.000 So there's no need to discuss that.

00:38:50.000 But when things get uncomfortable, like should we defund the police, you'll notice, by the way, the hate speech is fine when It's anti-cop, anti-white, anti-Western, anti-American.

00:39:04.000 No one has a problem on campus with burning the flag.

00:39:06.000 Anti-Israel.

00:39:07.000 That's great. 0.99

00:39:08.000 Let's harass an Israeli. 1.00

00:39:10.000 That's fine.

00:39:12.000 If you want to do an Israeli talk at that school, I mean, you better have security. 1.00

00:39:16.000 But that's okay.

00:39:17.000 You can attack Michael Knowles.

00:39:18.000 That's okay.

00:39:20.000 Isn't that ironic?

00:39:21.000 She's talking about when free speech is not allowed and she is policing Michael Knowles' free speech. 1.00

00:39:29.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00

00:39:33.000 That's kind of what the guy did. 1.00

00:39:34.000 Just put a bow off his hand something.

00:39:36.000 That's what that dude should have said with the tie there. 1.00

00:39:39.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Why does Fleckis wear that reflective gear? 1.00

00:39:43.000 I don't know.

00:39:44.000 It's funny.

00:39:44.000 Or the spoon on the phone.

00:39:46.000 I never got it.

00:39:46.000 The spoon's gone, unfortunately.

00:39:48.000 He's got the little spoon there.

00:39:49.000 No, he doesn't.

00:39:50.000 You retire.

00:39:50.000 That's on the back of the phone.

00:39:52.000 He always carries a mini spoon on the back of his phone.

00:39:54.000 That doesn't count.

00:39:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:02.000 What is the difference?

00:40:02.000 I'm sure you're aware.

00:40:03.000 The difference is one is oppressing people and the other one is just having your say.

00:40:06.000 Do you think there's a legal difference?

00:40:09.000 I'm not answering your questions.

00:40:10.000 Now you're harassing me.

00:40:11.000 I wanted to ask you.

00:40:12.000 Well, you approached me.

00:40:13.000 I was just standing here having an interview with this nice young man.

00:40:16.000 I'm standing here asking you a question.

00:40:18.000 What was the question you asked me?

00:40:19.000 I asked you, what are you talking about?

00:40:20.000 You seemed very unable to talk about it, which is a little bit strange.

00:40:27.000 And I'll see you there.

00:40:29.000 He's trying to get away from her.

00:40:31.000 I also support, I support, protester in the back.

00:40:34.000 What do you support specifically?

00:40:36.000 Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent?

00:40:40.000 That woman that you're looking at, she seems like a pretty girl.

00:40:44.000 I'm looking at Satan.

00:40:47.000 I cannot imagine someone I abore more than her. 0.80

00:40:54.000 I want to run from her. 1.00

00:40:57.000 Like the worst racist in the world seeing a black guy. 1.00

00:41:01.000 No, that's different because he hates him. 0.99

00:41:03.000 I don't hate her.

00:41:04.000 I do hate her, obviously, but I just, I want to get away.

00:41:08.000 Like if I saw her in public, I would run.

00:41:12.000 She's capable of anything.

00:41:14.000 Run.

00:41:15.000 It's not even fear.

00:41:16.000 It's just like, yuck.

00:41:18.000 Like, you know, when someone hates pickles or something?

00:41:20.000 You know, when they have Maury Povich and they're scared of balloons or something like that?

00:41:25.000 And then they bring out balloons or pickles or some weird thing like snails.

00:41:32.000 She's a snail for me.

00:41:34.000 She has a rib cage that's in Chinese food. 1.00

00:41:36.000 Yeah.

00:41:38.000 If Maury Povich brought her out and I was on, I would start crying and running away and trying to...

00:41:43.000 The cameras would follow me down the hallway.

00:41:45.000 Like, what's wrong?

00:41:46.000 What's wrong?

00:41:46.000 And I go, get away.

00:41:49.000 Get down.

00:41:52.000 I was, you know, with your co-host of Compound Uncensored, I was just watching Opie and Anthony where they go through all the Maury things. 1.00

00:41:59.000 And I just watched that shit. 1.00

00:42:00.000 And he's an asshole. 1.00

00:42:02.000 He's like, oh, you're afraid of marshmallows? 1.00

00:42:04.000 Bring out the marshmallows.

00:42:06.000 And then he yells at it.

00:42:07.000 That's good TV.

00:42:08.000 And she's great.

00:42:09.000 She showed up.

00:42:10.000 But then he yells at the people with the, he's like, all right, that's enough.

00:42:14.000 As if this is great.

00:42:17.000 Modern Barnum and Bailey.

00:42:18.000 No, we love it.

00:42:19.000 If you don't like it, don't go to the show. 1.00

00:42:20.000 You're an asshole if you go to a marshmallow phobe's home or you follow them down the street or you tell Gary to button his fucking shirt up. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Have you seen Gary walking around these days? 1.00

00:42:31.000 I know Gary's whole thing is no shirt.

00:42:34.000 Correct.

00:42:35.000 He just wears, like, this is a dress shirt.

00:42:37.000 This is, not this, this. 0.99

00:42:39.000 And it's just like his nipples are out, just walking down the street. 0.99

00:42:42.000 He's got some long. 0.98

00:42:43.000 And in New York City, he looks well dressed.

00:42:45.000 Yeah, no, he does well.

00:42:47.000 Besides the shredded pants. 1.00

00:42:50.000 His fucking string cheese pants. 1.00

00:42:53.000 Rhetoric is violent free speech? 1.00

00:42:56.000 Yes, because of the reason.

00:42:57.000 Do you think that speech is violence?

00:42:59.000 No, I think that sign says the conversation that you're having is a president.

00:43:04.000 Hold on.

00:43:04.000 So she goes, I'm here.

00:43:05.000 I suppose this activist.

00:43:07.000 And the activist said, free speech is violent.

00:43:10.000 And she goes, no, it's not.

00:43:12.000 Well, go back a little bit because I've been chatting too much.

00:43:16.000 Yeah, somebody emailed and said, please play the video.

00:43:18.000 Really?

00:43:19.000 Yes.

00:43:21.000 Rhetoric is violent free speech.

00:43:24.000 Sorry.

00:43:24.000 Yes.

00:43:25.000 What do you support specifically?

00:43:26.000 Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?

00:43:31.000 Yes, because of the reason why.

00:43:32.000 Do you think that speech is violence?

00:43:34.000 No, I think that sign says.

00:43:36.000 The conversation that you're having is oppressive.

00:43:40.000 So I am oppressing people by what I'm doing.

00:43:43.000 I am exerting violence on people by my speech.

00:43:45.000 That's what the sign says, and that's what you just said.

00:43:48.000 It contributes to.

00:43:49.000 And the protester is saying that's exactly what I'm doing, and she's saying that's exactly what her sign means.

00:43:53.000 So that means that you, a faculty member at an American public university, paid for by taxpayer dollars, are conflating speech with violence.

00:44:02.000 Yes.

00:44:04.000 Speech can be violent.

00:44:05.000 What you are saying contributes to systemic racism in this country.

00:44:08.000 It means that my students of color are pulled over and accused of stealing a car when they did not.

00:44:14.000 I'm not pulling anybody over for stealing any cars.

00:44:16.000 I see many people of many different races in this room.

00:44:19.000 They all seem to be doing just fine.

00:44:21.000 I don't think any of them have felt violence because they listened to a lecture.

00:44:26.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:44:28.000 I try not to interrupt it.

00:44:30.000 So Michael Knowles' speech is so racist that it contributes to systemic racism.

00:44:36.000 Cops somehow hear of this.

00:44:40.000 I don't know how.

00:44:42.000 And then they are more likely to pull someone over. 0.99

00:44:46.000 And it's just a given, by the way, that cops are pulling people over, blacks over, and killing them. 0.99

00:44:54.000 The logic is shocking. 0.98

00:44:56.000 The systemic racism thing is this big bowl of soup where if you throw like one lentil into it, you're part of the systemic stew that gets George Floyd killed.

00:45:09.000 Michael Knowles is exactly on par with Barack Obama in 2004, the Clintons in 2004.

00:45:17.000 He is, and I'm not disparaging him here, a normal liberal from 15 years ago. 1.00

00:45:24.000 But today, to be a 2004 Barack Obama is to be a fucking racist murderer. 1.00

00:45:34.000 Go ahead. 1.00

00:45:35.000 On basic facts about our immigration system.

00:45:38.000 Are you there to ask us if we felt violence, or are you just assuming that we had it?

00:45:42.000 So The question was: Have I asked people in this room if they've felt as though some violence has been committed on them?

00:45:48.000 No, I haven't asked because no violence has been committed on you.

00:45:51.000 Because violence is not a subjective feeling.

00:45:54.000 Violence is an objective fact.

00:45:59.000 Can you believe the world we're living in?

00:46:02.000 That is controversial.

00:46:05.000 What did I just witness?

00:46:07.000 Anyway, I want to show you Jordan Peterson discussing his life and how he's not a racist or a bigot.

00:46:16.000 And people come up to him and say, hey, you helped improve my life. 1.00

00:46:19.000 But if you read the media, he's a fucking Nazi. 0.98

00:46:22.000 And then I'm going to show you Jen Saki saying I support the banning of the freedom of the press at a press conference. 0.99

00:46:30.000 She's anti-free speech at a press conference. 0.96

00:46:32.000 But that's not for you, freeloaders. 1.00

00:46:34.000 Shit, I tried to shut this down in half an hour. 1.00

00:46:38.000 This is for people behind the paywall. 0.98

00:46:40.000 So for all you folks, please subscribe to censored.tv.

00:46:43.000 It's $10 a month.

00:46:45.000 We keep getting new shows.

00:46:47.000 You could argue we ripped off the people who first subscribed because they subscribed to one show.

00:46:53.000 And now we're up to like 20 shows.

00:46:56.000 And we keep getting more on a daily basis.

00:46:58.000 Not a daily basis, but a monthly basis.

00:47:00.000 There's new content every day.

00:47:02.000 I think it's a lot of fun. 0.99

00:47:03.000 It's better than fucking TV. 0.99

00:47:05.000 In fact, Conan O'Brien announced today that he's done. 0.99

00:47:09.000 Wow.

00:47:10.000 One, two. 0.99

00:47:11.000 He's like, sorry, there's too many podcasts and shit. 0.92

00:47:16.000 Yeah, dude, that's because you and Colbert and Kimmel, you all have the same opinions about everything. 0.97

00:47:24.000 There's no nuance there.

00:47:25.000 There's no theories.

00:47:28.000 There's no discussion.

00:47:31.000 It's just wokeism.

00:47:32.000 And wokeism is boring.

00:47:34.000 You got woke.

00:47:35.000 You went broke. 1.00

00:47:36.000 Your stupid episode where you went to Haiti to show how awesome it was sucked balls because Haiti sucks as bad as you. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Important. 1.00

00:47:47.000 I did want to talk about something important here at the very top of the show.

00:47:54.000 As some of you have heard, it's been out there for a while now, but we're making it official.

00:47:59.000 We are winding down our TBS show.

00:48:03.000 The plan is to re-emerge on HBO Max sometime in the near future with, I think, what will be my fourth iteration of a program.

00:48:13.000 Imagine a cooking show with puppets, and you'll have the wrong idea.

00:48:17.000 Anyway, we're going to be making this switch.

00:48:20.000 Now, some of you are probably wondering, why am I doing this?

00:48:24.000 Why end things here at TBS?

00:48:27.000 And I'll tell you, because a very old Buddhist monk once told me that to pick something up, you must first. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up. 0.99

00:48:36.000 Anyway, he goes off and he says it's TV podcast. 1.00

00:48:38.000 Battle into the show.

00:48:41.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 1.00

00:49:37.000 How's your penis doing, Ryan? 1.00

00:49:40.000 Not good. 1.00

00:49:41.000 Why?

00:49:41.000 What's the matter?

00:49:43.000 Just, you know, I've read this article in the New York Post and it said, according to research, a bigger nose means a bigger penis. 0.99

00:49:51.000 I saw that, yep. 0.98

00:49:51.000 And unfortunately, I only have one of those things, and it's, I don't know if you could tell which one it is. 0.98

00:49:57.000 So, but I said, how's your penis doing? 0.99

00:49:59.000 I mean, if you were born with a small penis, there's nothing like doing. 1.00

00:50:03.000 I mean, it's like I'm looking for an update, a news update of the penis. 0.99

00:50:07.000 Just, you know, no news is bad news. 1.00

00:50:10.000 Sucks. 0.62

00:50:11.000 So fine is the answer. 1.00

00:50:12.000 Yeah, I suppose.

00:50:13.000 Stable.

00:50:14.000 It's still disappointing.

00:50:17.000 Yeah, on a regular basis, it's disappointing.

00:50:19.000 Did you ever catch it in your fly?

00:50:22.000 No, I'd have to wear very tight pants to do that.

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:27.000 Because it's so small, you know? 0.97

00:50:29.000 Deanna Craig, in the year 1987, she was jerking me off. 0.99

00:50:37.000 And with a foreskin, you have to hold it in the exact right spot. 0.99

00:50:43.000 If you hold it too high, when you go down, you rip the fresnellum, which is like, take a t-shirt, pull this part of the t-shirt, and put it in your mouth. 0.92

00:50:51.000 That's the freshman.

00:50:52.000 It's actually the same word for this part.

00:50:55.000 Yeah.

00:50:57.000 So if she goes too high, she'll tear it. 1.00

00:51:01.000 And then if you go too low, then you're drinking it off.

00:51:05.000 It's just like a sock.

00:51:06.000 You can't feel anything.

00:51:07.000 It's like not good.

00:51:09.000 So it has to, a man should guide it. 1.00

00:51:11.000 But I was 16 and I didn't know what to do.

00:51:15.000 So I was like, harder, harder. 0.99

00:51:17.000 And I was shit faced, like blackout drunk. 0.98

00:51:19.000 So she was holding it high up and ripping and she ripped the Fresnelli. 0.99

00:51:24.000 And then the next time I had sex with this other girl, Big Kimmy, as I put it in, oof, a showerhead of blood went again. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Showerhead. 0.98

00:51:38.000 I believe this is discussed in my book, Death of Cool. 0.99

00:51:41.000 And yeah, a Muslim doctor said, you need to be circumcised, my friend. 0.76

00:51:47.000 And I said, no. 1.00

00:51:49.000 And I fixed my own foreskin by being very careful and giving it like six months, which is not a long time when you're 16, you're not getting pussy very much. 0.99

00:51:57.000 And I fixed it. 0.99

00:51:58.000 Nice.

00:51:59.000 Don't listen to the Doctors.

00:52:00.000 Anyway, Jordan Peterson is a crybaby, but if you can get through the fact that he's crying publicly like this, and I know I cried the other day about my dead grandmother, but this is different because it's not me.

00:52:15.000 Time coded on purpose or no?

00:52:17.000 No?

00:52:18.000 Okay.

00:52:19.000 Something I can tell you about my life that's really remarkable.

00:52:25.000 So, you know, if you just read the press, well, you'd have all sorts of ideas about me. 1.00

00:52:34.000 Faggot. 1.00

00:52:35.000 Know that I'm a bigot. 1.00

00:52:37.000 And a faggot. 1.00

00:52:38.000 A bigot. 1.00

00:52:40.000 So that's, you know, racist. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Is that big faggot? 1.00

00:52:42.000 Is that short for Texas? 1.00

00:52:45.000 Spelled.

00:52:46.000 B-I-G-G-O-T. 1.00

00:52:49.000 Oh, speaking of bigots, Joe Biggs is in fucking jail because of this shit, because of January 6th. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Crazy. 0.99

00:52:59.000 We've deleted his shows completely because I don't want to get subpoenaed and have them use it against it.

00:53:08.000 That's what they did with the Max and John.

00:53:10.000 They used my shows against him.

00:53:12.000 So shows are gone, FBI.

00:53:13.000 Go ahead, subpoena me.

00:53:15.000 You'll have to, I don't know, get in the Wayback Machine. 0.99

00:53:21.000 We'd love to have him back after all this shit dust settles. 0.96

00:53:24.000 But here's how to contact him. 0.97

00:53:27.000 What are you doing?

00:53:28.000 I've got to have to put in a doc so I don't. 0.75

00:53:30.000 Just zoom in, dickweed.

00:53:34.000 Okay.

00:53:34.000 But then it's all on the left side.

00:53:36.000 Let me just do this real quick.

00:53:37.000 It's on the left side?

00:53:38.000 You're on the left side.

00:53:39.000 I bet you're going to zoom in when you put in the Google Doc.

00:53:42.000 Yeah.

00:53:43.000 So here's how to contact Joe Biggs.

00:53:48.000 SCSO-SCH, Joseph Biggs, 2021, what is that?

00:53:55.000 0000-2744.

00:53:57.000 P.O. Box 1907, Pinellas Park, Florida.

00:54:00.000 Imminent information.

00:54:01.000 His booking number is the number we just said.

00:54:04.000 2021-0000-2744.

00:54:06.000 Named Joseph Biggs.

00:54:08.000 Jailed at Seminole.

00:54:09.000 Seminole.

00:54:10.000 Seminole County Jail.

00:54:12.000 Yeah, this will be at the end of the finished episode, too.

00:54:14.000 Okay, good, good.

00:54:15.000 The very last cards there.

00:54:17.000 And I got to tell you, these little notes you write to Max and John and now Joe and Mercedes, Melinda, I can't tell you how much it means to them.

00:54:26.000 I haven't talked to Joe in a while, but Max and John and Melinda, they go, like, you feel like you're on a satellite.

00:54:32.000 You feel like you're in space.

00:54:35.000 Just floating away to your death.

00:54:38.000 And then you get a little note.

00:54:39.000 It doesn't have to be a 50-page essay, but you get a little note and it goes like, hey man, and make it as irrelevant as possible is my advice.

00:54:49.000 Whenever I wrote Tommy Robinson when he was in prison, I would talk about chips or like the story I just told you with my son fighting his best friend. 1.00

00:54:59.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:54:59.000 Like they've talked about jail, they've talked about the case to death. 1.00

00:55:03.000 But talk about something like, you ever heard of Hedonism 2? 1.00

00:55:07.000 Where these boomers go and they just fuck and suck. 1.00

00:55:10.000 And I was looking at pictures online and their pussies are like worn out. 1.00

00:55:14.000 Like they're red. 1.00

00:55:16.000 Can you believe that shit? 1.00

00:55:18.000 Could you ever imagine doing that? 1.00

00:55:20.000 Dumb shit like that. 1.00

00:55:21.000 They're very sick about talking about jail. 1.00

00:55:23.000 And you can't mention Proud Boys.

00:55:25.000 You obviously can't mention the case.

00:55:26.000 You can't mention information about another inmate.

00:55:28.000 You know all that. 0.97

00:55:29.000 Just keep it silly. 0.96

00:55:31.000 Be like, there was a woman at this restaurant today that had a fart so loud that you couldn't not hear it and no one reacted. 0.95

00:55:38.000 By the way, side note here, I know I'm off at 50 tangents.

00:55:43.000 If you're trying to get laid and you're single, this isn't unethical.

00:55:48.000 Lie.

00:55:50.000 That story I just told you about a loud fart didn't happen.

00:55:54.000 Probably very hard to imagine it happening.

00:55:57.000 When you meet a girl, tell her that.

00:55:59.000 Be like, I'm sorry, I just got to tell you this.

00:56:01.000 I'm freaking out. 0.99

00:56:02.000 I was just at a restaurant and this fat lady, not even that fat, like my ex-girlfriend's size, you don't want to come across as like a guy who hates fat chicks. 1.00

00:56:10.000 She had this fucking rap that was that loud, literally that loud. 1.00

00:56:15.000 And no one did anything. 1.00

00:56:17.000 Nobody tackled her.

00:56:18.000 Nobody.

00:56:19.000 No one, like, they just kept eating.

00:56:20.000 The waiter, and I was looking at the guy next to me at the bar and he looks back at me and I was like, and then he just goes, I was like, am I in some sort of fart zombie movie?

00:56:34.000 Yeah.

00:56:35.000 It's like Invasion of the Fart Snatchers. 0.96

00:56:38.000 That's not true.

00:56:39.000 Didn't happen.

00:56:41.000 But it's a good icebreaker.

00:56:43.000 Sure is.

00:56:44.000 And all is fair in love and war.

00:56:45.000 All right, let's go back to Cry Baby Peterson.

00:56:49.000 Also, this is a little, you can screenshot this.

00:56:55.000 This helps too.

00:56:57.000 All right.

00:56:58.000 Screenshot that. 1.00

00:56:59.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

00:57:00.000 Phew. 1.00

00:57:02.000 Oh, that was a cool effect.

00:57:03.000 Yep. 0.99

00:57:08.000 And so that's, you know, racist, sexist, homophobic, ethnocentric, white nationalist, alt-right, Nazi, hatred. 1.00

00:57:18.000 Homophobic. 0.98

00:57:19.000 All of those things.

00:57:21.000 God?

00:57:23.000 And you'd think that there was just nothing but hatred, although I have been treated well by many journalists, but you could easily get that sense that, like, I live in a world where I'm surrounded by hatred.

00:57:35.000 And that is absolutely not true.

00:57:38.000 It's so not true that it's, you know, there are lies and then there are antitruths.

00:57:47.000 And an antitruth is even worse than a lie.

00:57:49.000 It's like the ultimate form of lie.

00:57:51.000 And that isn't what my life is like at all.

00:57:54.000 What my life is like is that I travel with my wife and wherever we go, and I mean that literally, wherever we go, and we've been to, I don't know how many countries in the last year.

00:58:07.000 It's like, I don't know how many.

00:58:11.000 30, 40?

00:58:12.000 30, 40, 45 countries.

00:58:16.000 If I go down the street, or if I'm in an airport, or if I'm in a cafe, or if I'm in a movie theater, or if I'm in a mechanic shop, some person comes up to me Every 10 minutes, and says,

00:58:33.000 I hope I'm not disturbing you.

00:58:35.000 And they're very, very polite.

00:58:37.000 And they say, I've been listening to your lectures, or I've been watching your YouTube videos, or I read your book, and I was in this dreadful place six months ago.

00:58:49.000 And then they tell me a little bit about the particulars of that little corner of hell they were ensconced in.

00:58:56.000 And then they say, well, I've been trying to develop a vision for my life, or I've been trying to take more responsibility, or I've been trying to be grateful for my job, mundane though it may be, or I've decided that I'm going to try to put my family together and make peace,

00:59:13.000 and I've really been trying, and it's really working, and things are way better.

00:59:20.000 And thank you.

00:59:25.000 And so, well, it's overwhelming to have that happen continually.

00:59:32.000 It's very difficult to believe, but it's unbelievably positive.

00:59:37.000 You know, I mean, it's, if you could imagine, if you could ask for what you wanted, hey, you could have anything you wanted, you might think, it would be lovely if I could live my life in a manner so that wherever I went in the world,

00:59:59.000 perfect strangers would come up to me, one after the other, and tell me that they're suffering much less, that their families are in better shape, and that their lives are on course because they took to heart something that I was communicating.

01:00:20.000 That's as good as it gets, as far as I can tell.

01:00:28.000 I think that's an okay cry.

01:00:29.000 Pretty great.

01:00:30.000 Yeah, why not?

01:00:32.000 I would like a little less.

01:00:34.000 He is a ledge end, but according to Dusty Bogan.

01:00:40.000 That's a reasonable cry.

01:00:42.000 Yeah.

01:00:42.000 I get that too.

01:00:43.000 Like if I, when I'm going to work and I'm walking around, I get a thumbs up or something, a selfie.

01:00:51.000 It used to be 95 positive 5. 1.00

01:00:56.000 Fuck you, Nazi. 1.00

01:00:58.000 Now it's gone down to like 85 positive 15. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:01:05.000 But that's pretty good. 1.00

01:01:06.000 Yeah.

01:01:06.000 I'll take it.

01:01:07.000 It's always funny.

01:01:08.000 It doesn't make me cry.

01:01:09.000 No.

01:01:10.000 I just, like the Karens that terrorize my wife and children in the suburbs, they affect my life much more. 1.00

01:01:16.000 I'd love to kill all of them. 0.99

01:01:18.000 But as far as like out of meeting 100 people around the country, it's 85-15. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Is Dusty?

01:01:29.000 Dusty Bogan. 1.00

01:01:30.000 All right, you're fucking legend, Mike. 0.99

01:01:33.000 Oh, he remembers him? 1.00

01:01:35.000 Wait, what?

01:01:38.000 Oh, no, you've been standing there for a long time?

01:01:40.000 You want to hear something megalomaniacal?

01:01:42.000 I think Jordan dresses in suits because of me.

01:01:45.000 Really?

01:01:46.000 You remember?

01:01:46.000 I discovered Jordan Peterson and Candace Owens.

01:01:51.000 They were on my show when they were nobodies.

01:01:54.000 Like, I got Jordan right after the use the right pronouns thing. 0.98

01:01:58.000 And I got Candace when she was just on her fucking Skype in her dorm room. 0.99

01:02:03.000 Now she's talking about running for vice president. 0.99

01:02:06.000 Right. 1.00

01:02:07.000 And Kanye is like, she dope and shit. 1.00

01:02:10.000 But I just thought this was funny, Dusty. 0.99

01:02:13.000 Legend. 1.00

01:02:14.000 What a moron. 1.00

01:02:15.000 No, he's a legend, man. 1.00

01:02:16.000 He's like the end of the ledge.

01:02:18.000 Okay, go to Jen Saki advocating for censorship when her job is to convey to the American press what's going on. 1.00

01:02:28.000 So her job is information. 0.60

01:02:30.000 This is a big 1A, 2A country, right?

01:02:34.000 First Amendment is paramount to this country.

01:02:38.000 It defines it in many ways.

01:02:40.000 It started it, I would argue.

01:02:42.000 And there she is, the head of the information part of the country. 0.76

01:02:47.000 And she's like, some people should be shut down if I don't like them.

01:02:52.000 Thanks, Jen.

01:02:53.000 Facebook has decided to keep former President Trump off of its platform for now.

01:02:59.000 Senator Ted Cruz tweeted the following.

01:03:01.000 For every liberal celebrating Trump's social media ban, if the big tech oligarchs can muzzle the former president, what's to stop them from silencing you?

01:03:11.000 What do you make of that?

01:03:13.000 Wait a minute.

01:03:14.000 Is her hair red?

01:03:15.000 Stop.

01:03:15.000 Look at those roots.

01:03:17.000 Oh, those look like brown to me.

01:03:22.000 Is she a fake ginge? 1.00

01:03:24.000 That's weird.

01:03:26.000 All right, go ahead.

01:03:28.000 Well, let me first say that this is an independent board's decision, and we're not going to have any comment on the future of the former president's social media platform.

01:03:39.000 That's a decision that it sounds like the independent board punted back to Facebook to make in the next six months, as I know you all have reported.

01:03:48.000 The president's view is that the major platforms have a responsibility related to the health and safety of all Americans to stop amplifying untrustworthy content, disinformation and misinformation,

01:04:03.000 especially related to COVID-19, vaccinations.

01:04:07.000 See, this is how it starts.

01:04:08.000 We don't want you saying don't get the vaccine because that's dangerous and could kill the whole country.

01:04:14.000 So I have to tell you, no, don't say that.

01:04:17.000 And then they start with, because that sounds reasonable, right?

01:04:20.000 Hey, don't tell people not to get the polio vaccine or people will start keep getting polio.

01:04:25.000 Gotcha.

01:04:26.000 I'm not saying I agree with that.

01:04:28.000 I'm just saying I get the argument.

01:04:29.000 And then they start with that and then they go, I have to stop this misinformation, that misinformation, the misinformation that Hunter Biden's laptop exists.

01:04:37.000 I have to stifle it all.

01:04:40.000 And we've seen that over the past several months.

01:04:44.000 Broadly speaking, I'm not placing any blame on any individual or group.

01:04:47.000 We've seen it from a number of sources.

01:04:49.000 He also supports better privacy protections and a robust antitrust program.

01:04:55.000 So his view is that there's more that needs to be done to ensure that this type of misinformation, disinformation, damaging, sometimes life-threatening information is not going out to the American public.

01:05:06.000 You're saying more that needs to be done.

01:05:07.000 Are there any concerns, though, about First Amendment rights?

01:05:12.000 And where does the White House draw the line on that?

01:05:14.000 Well, look, I think we are, of course, a believer in First Amendment rights.

01:05:18.000 I think what the decisions are that the social media platforms need to make is how they address the disinformation, misinformation, especially related to life-threatening issues like COVID-19 and vaccinations that continue to proliferate on their platforms.

01:05:36.000 President Biden said he wanted it done by the first anniversary of George Gordon's death, May 25th.

01:05:42.000 Is he confident that Congress can meet that benchmark?

01:05:45.000 Where do those negotiations move?

01:05:47.000 Well, the negotiations are between members of Congress. 0.96

01:05:50.000 So, and he- Shut up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:05:53.000 All right. 0.98

01:05:54.000 I thought this was interesting.

01:05:55.000 Josh Hawley, he's another guy.

01:05:59.000 There's DeSantis, Matt Gates. 1.00

01:06:01.000 He's got to escape this 17-year-old girl shit. 1.00

01:06:04.000 We don't know where that is now. 1.00

01:06:06.000 And there's Josh Hawley.

01:06:09.000 Josh Hawley believes he is being canceled, which he's letting us know while speaking on multiple national platforms.

01:06:16.000 Examines in today's world of tape. 1.00

01:06:18.000 So CNN says, what a bitch Josh Hawley is. 1.00

01:06:22.000 He's not... 1.00

01:06:23.000 Haley, Hawley?

01:06:24.000 He's not being canceled. 1.00

01:06:26.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:06:27.000 You're on all of these platforms, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:06:30.000 You're not getting canceled, Josh. 1.00

01:06:32.000 Next.

01:06:34.000 Jake Tapper of CNN retweets, the case against platforming seditionists in one clip.

01:06:44.000 So Josh is now a seditionist.

01:06:46.000 Don't try to censor, cancel the senator.

01:06:49.000 We're hosting you here.

01:06:50.000 So Molly Jongfast, who is some weird amateur activist, child of activist parents, spinster, eggless, sad, colossomy bag for Strangers Come at four in the morning.

01:07:02.000 Her take is that you shouldn't give these people free speech.

01:07:08.000 And what does she call free speech in this case?

01:07:10.000 It's platforming seditionists.

01:07:13.000 What in the aching hell does that mean?

01:07:17.000 It means that by giving Josh a platform, a chance to speak, you're leading to treason.

01:07:28.000 It's treasonous. 0.99

01:07:30.000 This is in the midst of a year of fucking riots that she has zero problem with, I guarantee you. 0.99

01:07:36.000 That's a civil rights act. 0.99

01:07:40.000 But she's doing the fake glasses thing. 1.00

01:07:43.000 Those eyebrows are very distracting, aren't they?

01:07:47.000 They remind me of Land of the Lost.

01:07:49.000 Her whole face is Chaka. 1.00

01:07:52.000 She's Chaka. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Anyway, James O'Keefe continues to kick ass. 0.98

01:07:58.000 I'm actually getting worried about James O'Keefe, to be honest. 0.78

01:08:02.000 When I saw Jacob DeGrom pitching last week, I thought, I enjoyed it at first, and then I went, oh my God, he sold his soul to the devil to have this level of talent.

01:08:11.000 And I'm becoming concerned that James O'Keefe has sold his soul to the devil to be this on at all times.

01:08:18.000 Here he is getting sued.

01:08:20.000 He's in a deposition by some snarky boomer, Mark H. Cousins plaintiff attorney.

01:08:27.000 And these guys are used to bullying people.

01:08:30.000 And, you know, you get scared when you're being sued.

01:08:33.000 You don't know the law as well as these lawyers, and you're on their turf.

01:08:38.000 And it's like sparring with, you know, a pro.

01:08:42.000 So it's normal to be intimidated.

01:08:45.000 Not James.

01:08:48.000 I'm going to object, but I don't think a New York Times reporter or an NBC News reporter or a 60-minute reporter would ever reveal their sources.

01:08:54.000 Mr. O'Keefe, the difference between you and them is that they would never compare themselves to you.

01:08:59.000 The answer is yes or no?

01:09:01.000 No.

01:09:02.000 The Supreme Court of the United States has backed me up on that.

01:09:04.000 You brought me here against my will.

01:09:06.000 You brought the cameras here.

01:09:07.000 You're the ones suing us.

01:09:09.000 You're the ones admitting that you're using this as a device to stop us.

01:09:13.000 I think it's an anathema to the First Amendment.

01:09:15.000 I think it's a national disgrace.

01:09:17.000 And so help me, God, I will not stop fighting for our First Amendment rights under the Constitution.

01:09:22.000 Well, we think you're a national disgrace, Mr. O'Keefe.

01:09:25.000 As I take that as a popular phrase.

01:09:27.000 I just want to know whether you are asserting that Lauren Windsor or anyone else communicated either with me or anyone associated with my lawfully.

01:09:39.000 We're about to find out because today we're issuing a subpoena to Randy Weingart.

01:09:43.000 Okay, we'll take 10 minutes.

01:09:46.000 Oh my God. 0.98

01:09:47.000 Isn't that fucking awesome? 0.99

01:09:49.000 Wow. 0.99

01:09:50.000 The best defense is a good offense.

01:09:52.000 So as he's getting sued, he sues people.

01:09:55.000 And there was another guy in the next link you'll see there.

01:09:59.000 This guy, Jesse Hicks.

01:10:00.000 Never heard of him, of course.

01:10:02.000 He tries to out Veritas, Veritas.

01:10:06.000 And he poses as a Veritas reporter. 1.00

01:10:09.000 And they go, fuck you, we caught you. 1.00

01:10:11.000 You're getting sued. 1.00

01:10:14.000 Jesse Hicks.

01:10:15.000 He's a journalist you probably never heard of, but Jesse Hicks did something that was absolutely unlawful, thought it would be cute to impersonate our staff in order to steal private information from within Project Veritas.

01:10:26.000 How did we find this out?

01:10:27.000 He pretended to be, quote, Megan WorksComs, but when we triangulated the phone number for Megan WorkComs, it matched one Jesse Hicks.

01:10:36.000 I will come after you and I will win.

01:10:39.000 Buckle up, Jesse, because I'm going to have the time of my life.

01:10:43.000 Jesse, pray for James O'Keefe.

01:10:46.000 Pray for him.

01:10:48.000 He has sold his soul to the devil for this level of success, and it's not good.

01:10:53.000 Not good.

01:10:55.000 I'm not being metaphorical.

01:10:56.000 I think he literally must have made a deal with Satan, right?

01:11:01.000 Is that you doing those glasses?

01:11:02.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 I read a comment that was like, I literally pictured the thug life glasses on his face without it being edited in.

01:11:11.000 All right, let's start taking calls.

01:11:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:14.000 Yeah, fucking calls, motherfucker. 1.00

01:11:17.000 Bitch ass. 1.00

01:11:18.000 Maybe I'll start drawing again. 1.00

01:11:19.000 I gotta figure out a way to sell these drawings.

01:11:21.000 No, you are on air. 1.00

01:11:25.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

01:11:27.000 You don't need to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

01:11:30.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:11:32.000 You have one thing.

01:11:33.000 Thank you for calling.

01:11:34.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:11:36.000 Bye-bye.

01:11:36.000 All right, next call.

01:11:38.000 Wait, wait, merry fuck kill. 1.00

01:11:40.000 Can I do a merry fuck kill? 1.00

01:11:44.000 These sharpies don't really age well. 0.99

01:11:46.000 I feel like I only get like a week.

01:11:49.000 Come together.

01:11:56.000 Come together right now.

01:12:02.000 Over me.

01:12:05.000 Maybe I'll make those glasses.

01:12:07.000 When was the last classic song like that?

01:12:12.000 Like, or Roxanne or Toto, Loves and Always.

01:12:17.000 There's no more classic songs out there, huh?

01:12:19.000 I guess Adele?

01:12:21.000 That's the closest thing?

01:12:22.000 Well, that's a very loaded assignment, Ryan.

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:26.000 I just don't think there's legendary, timeless songs being made no more.

01:12:30.000 Well, the thing that makes those songs legendary is the time.

01:12:33.000 True.

01:12:34.000 The staying power.

01:12:35.000 The staying power and all that.

01:12:37.000 Who knows? 0.99

01:12:38.000 I'm going to sound like an asshole, but maybe one of those MGMT songs. 0.99

01:12:42.000 No, you're right. 0.99

01:12:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:12:43.000 When you look back in 20 years and go, man, they don't make songs like that anymore.

01:12:48.000 Or even Vampire Weekend.

01:12:50.000 I know, I know, I can hear you screaming. 1.00

01:12:52.000 They're stupid hipster faggot songs. 1.00

01:12:54.000 But in the context of the time. 1.00

01:12:57.000 Yeah, the majority rules.

01:12:59.000 They decide, like, if the majority of people decide it's a classic, like Mr. Brightside is the new generation.

01:13:04.000 The other thing I hate about when they go, we'll never have a Jimi Hendrix again.

01:13:08.000 You had all this boomer attention to those bands where they like there's plenty of incredible guitarists.

01:13:19.000 There's a Jimi Hendrix around right now we don't know about.

01:13:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:13:23.000 He's just not getting the pump.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, there's plenty of incredible albums that you know of that just don't have that.

01:13:30.000 Like Jimi Hendrix, how many songs did he write?

01:13:35.000 It's not that many.

01:13:36.000 There's Voodoo Child, which was kind of a rip-off of some old blues song.

01:13:44.000 But did he even write Are You Experienced?

01:13:49.000 Songs written by Jimi Hendrix. 0.99

01:13:52.000 Seems to be a decent fuck ton. 0.94

01:13:54.000 There's a good amount. 0.99

01:13:55.000 I mean.

01:13:57.000 No, I take it back.

01:13:58.000 That's a lot of songs.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, he was around for a short time.

01:14:02.000 Vanish Castle Magic.

01:14:06.000 Everyone's gone through a Jimi Hendrix stage, right?

01:14:08.000 Okay, I would like to officially take back what I just said.

01:14:11.000 I thought he hadn't written that many songs, but that's a lot.

01:14:14.000 Go back to that list.

01:14:15.000 I might go on a Jimi Hendrix Bender after this.

01:14:18.000 It's a fun trip.

01:14:19.000 I love that A Merman I Should Turn Out Turn To Be. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Do you know that song?

01:14:24.000 Forever, Dion.

01:14:28.000 He and some woman, he falls in love with a mermaid and he commits to moving into the ocean with her.

01:14:38.000 And it's like, they said a man and a woman can't breathe underwater.

01:14:50.000 Great jam.

01:14:52.000 I've never heard this.

01:14:56.000 Wait, this sounds like a cover.

01:15:02.000 Extended cut. 1.00

01:15:07.000 Fuck those song rules. 1.00

01:15:10.000 So he's leaving Earth. 1.00

01:15:11.000 Sorry, Earth.

01:15:12.000 I'm not a fan.

01:15:13.000 Go back.

01:15:16.000 I just love that everyone's going.

01:15:17.000 You can't do it.

01:15:18.000 A man and woman can't live underwater.

01:15:20.000 And it builds up throughout this song.

01:15:22.000 What else do we got?

01:15:24.000 Stop.

01:15:24.000 Stop playing it.

01:15:26.000 Oh, go back.

01:15:27.000 The Gods Made Love, Angel.

01:15:29.000 Are You Experienced A Chorus?

01:15:30.000 I don't know.

01:15:31.000 Belly Button Window.

01:15:32.000 Bald is Love.

01:15:33.000 I know.

01:15:34.000 That's about a baby.

01:15:36.000 Can you see me?

01:15:38.000 Castle's Made of Sand.

01:15:39.000 He wrote that?

01:15:39.000 Castle's Made of Sand.

01:15:41.000 That's a...

01:15:42.000 That's...

01:15:42.000 Wait, Crosstown Traffic?

01:15:43.000 He didn't write?

01:15:44.000 Isn't that Bob Dylan?

01:15:46.000 No, all along the Watchtower is Bob Dylan.

01:15:48.000 Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

01:15:49.000 Yes, yes, yes. 0.97

01:15:50.000 I feel like a dummy. 0.89

01:15:51.000 Okay.

01:15:51.000 Castle's Made of Sand is...

01:15:53.000 Dude.

01:15:53.000 I just assumed that was some folk song from 1402.

01:15:58.000 Right. 0.99

01:15:58.000 No, it's fucking good. 0.99

01:16:02.000 Hear my trainer coming. 0.98

01:16:04.000 Hear my trainer coming.

01:16:07.000 I don't live today.

01:16:10.000 Or maybe tomorrow.

01:16:11.000 Just can't wait.

01:16:13.000 Dude, I'm so mad at KXP in Seattle.

01:16:15.000 To become woke, they killed John in the morning. 0.99

01:16:18.000 And now it's some Somalian black dude who plays shitty 90s backpack rap. 1.00

01:16:25.000 And the most annoying thing about it is his fake black accent. 0.99

01:16:29.000 If you're black and you live in Seattle, you should sound like me. 0.98

01:16:34.000 They don't have a black accent. 0.98

01:16:36.000 Jimi Hendrix, hey man, what's going on?

01:16:39.000 I'm a black dude from Seattle.

01:16:41.000 Not necessarily the hood, but an area that lives there. 0.99

01:16:46.000 Obviously, that's more hippie than normal, but they got some sort of black guy, and his fucking black accent is so New York and fake. 0.98

01:16:56.000 And then John in the Morning comes on at 10 a.m. when everyone's already at work. 0.99

01:17:01.000 And they did that to appease Black Lives Matter. 0.99

01:17:04.000 Can you imagine a rap station after a white kid got shot having a country morning with Yee-Ha in the morning on fucking Hot 97? 0.99

01:17:17.000 Right. 1.00

01:17:18.000 It's infuriating.

01:17:20.000 And no one will ever write about it or report on it because it sounds racist.

01:17:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:17:24.000 Mm-hmm.

01:17:25.000 Uh-huh.

01:17:26.000 Uh-huh.

01:17:28.000 Look him up.

01:17:29.000 See if you can. 0.75

01:17:30.000 Hey, man, that's racist, man. 0.99

01:17:32.000 Oh, his accent is infuriating. 1.00

01:17:35.000 That was a child called Quest here on KXP.

01:17:39.000 The morning show?

01:17:41.000 No, that's John Richards.

01:17:43.000 It's not 7 a.m.

01:17:44.000 They haven't even Gabriel Teodros?

01:17:47.000 No, no, no.

01:17:47.000 They haven't updated their schedule yet.

01:17:50.000 It's some dude.

01:17:51.000 Well, that's Thursday.

01:17:52.000 Maybe it's different days here.

01:17:55.000 No, they've...

01:17:56.000 Look, John Richards is still listed as 7 to 10.

01:17:59.000 That's not true.

01:18:00.000 He starts at 10.

01:18:01.000 John in the morning starts at 10. 1.00

01:18:03.000 Sons of bitches. 1.00

01:18:04.000 So not only did they fuck us, they haven't updated their stupid schedule. 1.00

01:18:08.000 All right, let's take some calls. 1.00

01:18:10.000 All right.

01:18:12.000 We got Jason.

01:18:15.000 Voorhees?

01:18:17.000 That's not funny.

01:18:18.000 Okay.

01:18:21.000 Okay, let me make sure they can hear us.

01:18:26.000 Okay, there we go.

01:18:27.000 Jason, you're online. 1.00

01:18:32.000 You're online, motherfucker. 1.00

01:18:37.000 Okay. 1.00

01:18:38.000 Uh does your thing not work?

01:18:41.000 Let's see.

01:18:43.000 Uh I muted him for a second, so I didn't hang up.

01:18:45.000 Uh good morning, it says 608.

01:18:47.000 You're online.

01:18:51.000 Sounds like your equipment isn't working, right?

01:18:54.000 Oh, okay, okay, I got it.

01:18:57.000 What was happening there?

01:18:58.000 It disconnected the call.

01:19:02.000 There we go, okay.

01:19:04.000 So go back to the first guy.

01:19:06.000 Yes.

01:19:07.000 No giveaways this week, right?

01:19:09.000 Unfortunately.

01:19:10.000 I'm giving away my virginity to the first guy.

01:19:12.000 Oh, God. 0.63

01:19:14.000 Please re-enter your six digits.

01:19:17.000 Please re-enter my digits.

01:19:18.000 Alright.

01:19:19.000 Hang up and try again.

01:19:20.000 Hang up and try again.

01:19:21.000 Wow. 1.00

01:19:22.000 Sounds like your system sucks shit. 1.00

01:19:24.000 Welcome, post. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Okay, man.

01:19:27.000 Manage your callers.

01:19:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

01:19:29.000 I know.

01:19:30.000 Yes, I know.

01:19:31.000 Okay, Jason, you're on the line.

01:19:35.000 Hey, what's up?

01:19:37.000 Hey, man, how you doing?

01:19:40.000 Doing good.

01:19:41.000 I wanted to tell you the what you're saying, like, running off.

01:19:46.000 It's running defense.

01:19:47.000 It's running interference.

01:19:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:51.000 You're right.

01:19:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:19:54.000 Exactly.

01:19:54.000 Yeah.

01:19:55.000 Great call.

01:19:56.000 I've actually made that mistake a few times.

01:20:00.000 Maybe it's my lack of football knowledge.

01:20:03.000 We got...

01:20:04.000 Good morning, 608.

01:20:08.000 Hello?

01:20:10.000 How's it going?

01:20:11.000 Hey.

01:20:11.000 What's up?

01:20:14.000 Sorry, I'm echoing on my end.

01:20:17.000 Okay.

01:20:18.000 That's annoying.

01:20:19.000 Anyway, have you guys, do you guys know who Wurzelroot is?

01:20:24.000 Who?

01:20:24.000 Wurzelroot.

01:20:27.000 Wurzelroot.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, I've heard of him.

01:20:29.000 Wurzelroot.

01:20:30.000 That sounds vaguely familiar, but not really.

01:20:32.000 Why?

01:20:34.000 So he's this young TikToker. 1.00

01:20:37.000 He's pretty famous in the last couple months.

01:20:39.000 He's America First.

01:20:41.000 Anyhow, he was on Good Morning Groiker, not last Friday, but the Friday before.

01:20:47.000 And he was recently banned off TikTok.

01:20:50.000 In fact, so he went on Good Morning Groeker with Nick Buntus.

01:20:53.000 It's Nick Buntus' Friday morning show.

01:20:58.000 And they had an interview, and then like maybe an hour or two after that, he was hardware banned off of TikTok.

01:21:07.000 And so he can't even open up a new account on TikTok on his phone just because of the interview.

01:21:14.000 Oh, I know.

01:21:15.000 This is the guy with the Boston accent who just says totally rational, normal things.

01:21:20.000 And it's always sort of interrogative.

01:21:23.000 He's always like, I don't get it.

01:21:24.000 I don't get how you can do this, blah, blah, blah, and you can't do that.

01:21:27.000 It's never like, we need to get these chinks back in China. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Yeah, totally.

01:21:34.000 I was just wondering if you guys would be interested in him on your site.

01:21:37.000 Definitely.

01:21:38.000 Absolutely.

01:21:39.000 I love that guy.

01:21:40.000 He's great.

01:21:41.000 He's very normal.

01:21:42.000 He's not controversial.

01:21:44.000 This is like Michael Knowles all over again.

01:21:45.000 Anyway, thanks for calling. 1.00

01:21:47.000 This is another totally normal dude who says normal shit. 0.98

01:21:52.000 I get people getting banned. 0.98

01:21:54.000 I'm against people getting banned for anything. 0.96

01:21:58.000 But I understand it if they're like, you know, the Holocaust didn't happen and blacks need to go back to Africa. 0.99

01:22:04.000 That person should have a right to speak as far as I'm concerned.

01:22:06.000 But I understand you don't want that on your platform, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:22:08.000 I get it.

01:22:10.000 But that never is the case.

01:22:11.000 It's always a guy going, I don't get how they can have a bunch of different genders. 1.00

01:22:16.000 And then at the same time, they talk about LGBT when the B is bisexual. 0.87

01:22:22.000 That's two.

01:22:24.000 So don't they got to change the B?

01:22:26.000 It'll be something like that.

01:22:30.000 Go back to one of his videos.

01:22:37.000 I made a very unflattering picture of Ryan there.

01:22:41.000 Oh my God.

01:22:43.000 I don't think I look like a Mayan calendar.

01:22:47.000 Go to one of his videos.

01:22:51.000 The most dangerous people to America are not the communists.

01:22:54.000 They're not globalist transnational corporations.

01:22:56.000 The most dangerous person is the comfortable average American. 0.97

01:22:59.000 Here's a quote that everyone's already heard.

01:23:00.000 All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

01:23:03.000 But why do good men do nothing?

01:23:05.000 The Founding Fathers considered it impossible for tyranny to come to America because they knew for tyranny to be established, it would have to be decades and decades of continual tyrannical policies being enacted.

01:23:15.000 There would be so many red flags that the patriotic American would not simply sit in place as a prison is constructed around him brick by brick.

01:23:22.000 But we did.

01:23:23.000 Because right now there are millions of Americans who know right from wrong, who know that America's being turned on its head.

01:23:29.000 But how bad can things really be when I'm making so much money?

01:23:32.000 I can come home every night and eat a steak.

01:23:34.000 I can have a beer and watch the football game.

01:23:36.000 Live in a $300,000 house.

01:23:38.000 Eat sugary garbage until I'm 500 pounds.

01:23:40.000 And if ever things are too unbearable, I'll just pop a pill and feel better.

01:23:44.000 There's a new Marvel movie coming out.

01:23:46.000 We've been entranced by petty materialism.

01:23:48.000 What was the price?

01:23:49.000 Our freedom, our souls.

01:23:52.000 How is that controversial?

01:23:54.000 It's not.

01:23:55.000 Like, if you go to school, your teacher should say that.

01:23:58.000 Yeah.

01:23:58.000 Or if you go to church, your preacher should say that.

01:24:01.000 And you go, that was a normal sermon, not remotely controversial.

01:24:07.000 Am I?

01:24:07.000 Maybe I'm becoming radical.

01:24:09.000 No.

01:24:12.000 That did not sound like, obviously, I'm hard to offend, but I was putting my Karen brain on. 0.85

01:24:17.000 Sure.

01:24:17.000 And I was taking that speech he just said and applying it to like a liberal in New York City on the Upper East Side.

01:24:25.000 Is she offended by that?

01:24:27.000 Is a ball, a boomer-angry woman liberal offended by that? 1.00

01:24:34.000 Kenefortenis.

01:24:39.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:24:39.000 Hey, Kevin.

01:24:40.000 Hi.

01:24:43.000 Hi.

01:24:44.000 Hey, first, I wanted to tell you that I had a dream that I called in to tell you that I had a dream, and you asked me if it was called care.

01:24:53.000 I'm even funny in your dreams.

01:24:55.000 You know, I had a dream too.

01:24:56.000 I had a dream that people would be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

01:25:01.000 Hey.

01:25:02.000 You're cool.

01:25:04.000 I don't know how old that is anymore, but yeah.

01:25:07.000 What's up?

01:25:10.000 You know how you love women and women are magic and make babies and all that? 1.00

01:25:17.000 Yep.

01:25:19.000 Okay, you know how you figured out that there's a lot of women that watch the show? 1.00

01:25:24.000 Yeah.

01:25:25.000 Well, I was wondering if you could do just one show maybe that was a little bit more catered to women. 1.00

01:25:33.000 Like, it wouldn't have to be like kittens or recipes or anything, but maybe like you always talk about your home movies where you sound like really faggy because you have a British accent or something. 0.97

01:25:50.000 And like your mom, we would love to hear from your mom. 0.65

01:25:54.000 Mother's Day special. 0.97

01:25:56.000 You want to hear about when she was date raped? 1.00

01:26:01.000 Yeah. 0.81

01:26:01.000 Did you hear that story? 0.81

01:26:02.000 It's funny that you say that because...

01:26:04.000 I said it on the show. 0.58

01:26:05.000 The other day she told me, I was date raped in Germany and your father blamed it on me and I'll never forgive him for that.

01:26:11.000 And I was like, what?

01:26:14.000 And then it turns out she got really drunk at a wine testing thing in Stuttgart and she thinks they put something in her drink. 0.97

01:26:22.000 And then I go, so were you raped? 0.86

01:26:23.000 She goes, no, no, no, that's just what they call it. 0.97

01:26:26.000 What?

01:26:30.000 Well, you know, the final video is, you know, maybe if it didn't have defecating or killing or fighting.

01:26:38.000 We like racism, so that can stay.

01:26:42.000 Okay, you know, I'm guest hosting Anthony's show on Wednesday.

01:26:46.000 Oh, cool.

01:26:46.000 Next week, he's going to be in Austin.

01:26:50.000 Maybe I'll make that the chick show. 0.95

01:26:52.000 Nice.

01:26:53.000 Oh, that'd be great.

01:26:54.000 Yeah, we'll have like cooking tips and we'll have chicks on and housewives and we'll talk about kids being cute and stuff. 0.82

01:27:02.000 I'll dress in drag. 0.71

01:27:05.000 Oh, that'd be great.

01:27:06.000 I sound like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not.

01:27:10.000 Drink wine.

01:27:11.000 Pardon me?

01:27:12.000 I sound like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not.

01:27:14.000 I'm serious.

01:27:16.000 Oh, no, I know.

01:27:17.000 I know that you're not.

01:27:19.000 Oh, and last thing.

01:27:20.000 I don't mind the swearing, but maybe for that show, you wouldn't do any blaspheming?

01:27:27.000 Any blaspheming?

01:27:28.000 Oh, I see.

01:27:29.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.99

01:27:30.000 We're talking about fucking blaspheming now? 0.99

01:27:32.000 God in heaven. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 1.00

01:27:34.000 Christ on the cross. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Okay.

01:27:38.000 Imagine yet another example of the two-thing curse.

01:27:46.000 The one thing is always good.

01:27:48.000 You should do a chick show. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Great idea.

01:27:50.000 And then second, no blaspheming.

01:27:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:53.000 Keep it to one for your own good.

01:27:55.000 I've never heard a two-thing be good.

01:27:58.000 Hey, man, I just want to say that you should check out that dude who got canceled.

01:28:01.000 He has great videos.

01:28:02.000 He's got a Boston accent.

01:28:03.000 He should get on the network.

01:28:04.000 Yeah, okay, that sounds good.

01:28:05.000 Oh, one more thing. 1.00

01:28:06.000 I like to fuck kids. 1.00

01:28:09.000 Right. 1.00

01:28:11.000 Weird thing is that was actually the third thing.

01:28:13.000 The first thing was the dream.

01:28:15.000 The second thing was the woman with that. 1.00

01:28:17.000 So it's kind of the dream.

01:28:18.000 Okay, that's like the prelude. 0.84

01:28:19.000 That was just a silly, like, funny comment. 0.69

01:28:21.000 Imagine doing a show without cursing. 0.92

01:28:23.000 Oh, that's the CRTV. 1.00

01:28:24.000 Fucking nightmare I was getting divorced. 1.00

01:28:25.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Because I had so many fucking squatters in my bed. 1.00

01:28:31.000 The dog, two boys, and the wife. 0.99

01:28:34.000 And I thought, there's no sense in trying to squeeze into this.

01:28:37.000 I'm just going to be kicked all night.

01:28:38.000 So I slept in the guest room, and maybe my brain was like, why are you in the guest room, dude? 0.62

01:28:42.000 You're getting dumped.

01:28:43.000 So then I had this nightmare that my mother-in-law had convinced my wife to dump me.

01:28:48.000 And then my dad was like, be a man, don't cry.

01:28:50.000 I had like a duffel bag and I was going to move into an apartment. 0.97

01:28:54.000 It sucked.

01:28:56.000 What are you going to do? 0.99

01:28:58.000 And then I told my wife, and what a wife should have done when you said, I have a nightmare where we're divorced. 0.99

01:29:04.000 You should blow your husband if he says that. 0.98

01:29:06.000 Just immediately. 1.00

01:29:07.000 Immediately.

01:29:08.000 I've had like a four-hour traumatic experience about us splitting up.

01:29:13.000 And it was her fault.

01:29:14.000 Did not get a beach.

01:29:18.000 She should give the beach and then say this. 1.00

01:29:20.000 Holy, get what you fucking deserve. 1.00

01:29:24.000 And she's holding on to your thighs as I'm coming. 1.00

01:29:30.000 Gabriel.

01:29:32.000 Hey, McKinney.

01:29:33.000 Hey, what's up?

01:29:37.000 You there?

01:29:38.000 I'm there.

01:29:38.000 How you doing?

01:29:40.000 Hey, buddy, I'm good.

01:29:42.000 So I have one thing and one thing only.

01:29:44.000 Do you know the quote about the jellyfish that you love to talk about?

01:29:48.000 It's a jellyfish.

01:29:52.000 Okay, so I have one that's even worse, and it's going to absolutely ruin your day.

01:29:56.000 You ready for this?

01:29:57.000 Yeah.

01:29:58.000 Tony Soprano never once, not one single time.

01:30:03.000 I have watched the show three times in the last 365 days.

01:30:06.000 Not one time does he say the words difficult situation.

01:30:09.000 Correct.

01:30:10.000 Can I ruin your day?

01:30:13.000 Do what?

01:30:14.000 Can I ruin your day?

01:30:17.000 Go for it.

01:30:18.000 We have discussed this approximately 840 times, gone over it in nuanced ways.

01:30:26.000 We found him saying situation, him saying difficult.

01:30:30.000 You're bringing up the most ancient Chinese secret on earth.

01:30:33.000 He said sensitive situation.

01:30:35.000 But thank you very much for your call.

01:30:37.000 That was fantastic.

01:30:38.000 That was great.

01:30:39.000 Ancient Chinese secret.

01:30:41.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:30:43.000 Why don't you ask me how I came to be on Kenny vs.

01:30:46.000 Spenny?

01:30:47.000 If I've ever heard of Tom McDonald, and why are we building a studio when we're moving?

01:30:53.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:30:55.000 Yeah, it comes from that, comes from Anthony repeating that.

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 That's the origin.

01:31:01.000 Yeah.

01:31:01.000 And also, who cares?

01:31:05.000 Mark of the beast.

01:31:08.000 Mark Hale.

01:31:13.000 Hey, it's Matt, but it's a dog.

01:31:15.000 I'm sorry.

01:31:15.000 Oh, man.

01:31:16.000 That's.

01:31:16.000 I'm sorry about that, Matt.

01:31:21.000 Anyway, I'm just making up for all the people that had to be.

01:31:27.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:31:29.000 You can do it.

01:31:33.000 Come on, buddy.

01:31:34.000 This isn't going great.

01:31:36.000 I know what he was going to say.

01:31:38.000 What?

01:31:39.000 It's in the right up here.

01:31:40.000 There's a new video out of a different angle of that crazy car chase that you guys showed last week.

01:31:45.000 I wanted to show it to the world.

01:31:46.000 Now, I hope.

01:31:48.000 Okay, there's a different...

01:31:49.000 Same angle.

01:31:50.000 We saw that angle.

01:31:52.000 Right.

01:31:53.000 How come no one talks about how it's South Africa, too?

01:31:56.000 I was just like, there was a random car chase.

01:32:00.000 Yeah.

01:32:01.000 Hello, can you hear us?

01:32:04.000 Yes.

01:32:05.000 Well, can we see this new angle?

01:32:10.000 Here we go.

01:32:11.000 Sir, can you speak?

01:32:13.000 Are you okay, dude?

01:32:14.000 Yeah, I'm actually worried.

01:32:17.000 It's the front of the car, right?

01:32:18.000 Hey, get rid of me. 0.93

01:32:19.000 Get rid of me.

01:32:22.000 This is what I've always wanted to see.

01:32:23.000 All right, thanks for calling. 0.99

01:32:28.000 Where the fuck are they shooting from? 0.99

01:32:29.000 The road? 1.00

01:32:38.000 Shoot the boar. 1.00

01:32:40.000 Shoot to kill. 1.00

01:32:42.000 Eat the poo. 1.00

01:32:44.000 Dude, he should have macked that fucking dude. 1.00

01:32:49.000 Fucking knows in South Africa today, maybe you get charged with murder. 1.00

01:32:52.000 Right. 1.00

01:32:52.000 A racist car accident happened today. 1.00

01:32:55.000 There was a racist boar who killed an innocent blick. 0.96

01:33:00.000 Blick. 0.98

01:33:01.000 An innocent kifa. 1.00

01:33:08.000 So now they're pulling in front of him.

01:33:10.000 So he doesn't want to catch up to them.

01:33:12.000 Thank you, caller.

01:33:17.000 Wait, is this the same?

01:33:18.000 They're not putting back.

01:33:19.000 Because the white truck starts the whole thing.

01:33:22.000 That's where.

01:33:23.000 Now, somebody claimed they had an extended version.

01:33:25.000 It's just them chilling before this all happened.

01:33:27.000 So it's not really.

01:33:29.000 I want to see the media he was stuck on, where he gave up.

01:33:32.000 Right.

01:33:32.000 Dude, that was a...

01:33:33.000 How many of these videos stop too soon?

01:33:35.000 Vittoria Heist.

01:33:37.000 Those guys survived, by the way.

01:33:38.000 You know that?

01:33:38.000 Would they ever give an update?

01:33:40.000 Oh, I assume they did.

01:33:41.000 They did, yeah.

01:33:42.000 And they ran away when they saw his balls of steel.

01:33:46.000 That's awesome.

01:33:48.000 That guy is a real man.

01:33:49.000 Real man.

01:33:50.000 He is very good.

01:33:51.000 He does not eat the poopo. 0.79

01:33:53.000 He's not gay. 0.86

01:33:54.000 No.

01:33:54.000 You just showed the screen and everyone's phone number, by the way, genius.

01:33:58.000 Well, I guess the NT for that watched the show will call them and have to be blocked.

01:34:04.000 I'll edit that out.

01:34:05.000 815, socialist.

01:34:07.000 You're on the line.

01:34:07.000 Mark.

01:34:10.000 Hey, so I just want to mention, isn't it crazy we live in a time when self-proclaimed socialists want there to be a vaccine that is unregulated used by every single person in the country and it's like funded you know it's by a private company I mean I butchered how I wanted to say that but you know like it doesn't make sense to me like there's such a break in in what they say they want and

01:37:42.000 weird man at the gym i was looking at fox news and they're like this is great 4 million dollar home yeah that's the problem with the right for anyone's dog for a bone so kanye goes i I don't hate you guys.

01:37:53.000 And they go, we love Kanye.

01:37:55.000 And as Ben Shapiro goes, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.

01:37:59.000 That's hilarious.

01:38:00.000 Caitlin Jenner is sitting there going, I think it's wrong for biological males to compete in women Olympics. 0.98

01:38:08.000 Okay.

01:38:09.000 Well, you're a woman who competed as a male in the Olympics and won.

01:38:15.000 Does that mean that you should get more than the medal you got?

01:38:21.000 Caitlin Gender.

01:38:22.000 Look, if you look at the ad for this, Sean Hannity has on so much more makeup.

01:38:27.000 More makeup than her.

01:38:29.000 And it's funny, it's ironic that he's getting all this attention, Bruce Jenner.

01:38:33.000 Because this is why he did all this.

01:38:35.000 Because he saw Kim Kardashian getting all the attention. 0.99

01:38:37.000 He thought, I want to be an attention whore too. 0.99

01:38:41.000 And he got it. 0.99

01:38:43.000 Now they're like, all right, let's hear you out. 1.00

01:38:45.000 You killed someone in the car and you have tits. 1.00

01:38:49.000 You murdered someone. 1.00

01:38:52.000 And you murdered Bruce Jenner too while you were at it. 0.98

01:38:54.000 Yeah, you murdered Bruce Jenner. 0.99

01:38:55.000 He was a hunk. 0.79

01:38:56.000 I haven't seen Bruce Jenner in a long time. 1.00

01:38:58.000 It's a fucking dude, man. 0.99

01:38:59.000 That's a Hunkosaurus Rex. 1.00

01:39:01.000 Hell yeah.

01:39:02.000 Yum.

01:39:04.000 I'd go to Jurassic Park to see that exhibit. 1.00

01:39:06.000 I'd fucking kill my whole family on Christmas Day just to suck his balls. 1.00

01:39:10.000 I would just lay under his dripping, sweaty clock and then just hope that I would. 1.00

01:39:15.000 I would shoot myself in the head just to have him jizz on my corpse. 1.00

01:39:19.000 That's how hot he is. 1.00

01:39:20.000 You know, that's a little exaggerating.

01:39:23.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:39:26.000 You know what that picture and us saying that is going to look like that's what we're talking about.

01:39:31.000 That's the campaign.

01:39:32.000 I'm moving on.

01:39:33.000 Yeah, that was the scariest thing I've ever thought.

01:39:36.000 It was the scariest thing I ever thought.

01:39:38.000 That's all true.

01:39:39.000 It is true.

01:39:39.000 Do you have hot potatoes in your mouth?

01:39:41.000 Absolutely.

01:39:42.000 Yeah, he has hot patio talks.

01:39:44.000 Did Bruce Jenner talk like that?

01:39:45.000 I never really paid attention to keeping up with the Kardashians.

01:39:48.000 I don't think so.

01:39:48.000 But this whole like, hot dog potato was the hottest potato ever put in my mouth.

01:39:53.000 It's good, but it's hot. 0.92

01:39:55.000 Sometimes you gotta suck in the air. 0.78

01:39:57.000 It's like blowing on it, but it's in your mouth. 0.99

01:40:00.000 Yeah, I was in a car accident and I killed somebody. 0.91

01:40:06.000 But I managed to get away with it because I'm a chick now.

01:40:09.000 It's called female privilege. 1.00

01:40:10.000 Carolina Reaper or Ghost Reaper?

01:40:13.000 Yeah, I should try it sometime.

01:40:14.000 I was on my phone.

01:40:20.000 Was that just you?

01:40:21.000 Or was that like a mix of...

01:40:22.000 I burped.

01:40:23.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:40:24.000 I'm trying to look for an interview here.

01:40:26.000 Bruce Jenner interview?

01:40:28.000 Oh, here we go.

01:40:29.000 These are all E-on.

01:40:30.000 Bruce Trenner.

01:40:31.000 I don't talk like Caitlin Jenner.

01:40:33.000 That'd be funny.

01:40:34.000 I've never, I have no recollection of Bruce Jenner talking. 1.00

01:40:36.000 That would be great if he was like, basically what I'm trying to do with the Olympics is just fucking keep kicking ass, taking names, motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:45.000 There's one of him as a dude. 1.00

01:40:46.000 Let's hear that, Johnny Carson.

01:40:48.000 All right.

01:40:51.000 So you won the Olympics.

01:40:54.000 You know what?

01:40:54.000 I can't do impressions, so what I do is I wait for you to do it, and then I just mimic whatever you said.

01:41:00.000 One of the cash flows.

01:41:07.000 The farmer said we had nothing to do with it, so he gave them to us.

01:41:09.000 Arnold and Zephyr.

01:41:10.000 Arnold and Zephyr.

01:41:11.000 Arnold and Zephyr.

01:41:12.000 They're very nice.

01:41:13.000 They lasted only a couple of weeks.

01:41:14.000 One, unfortunately, didn't make it.

01:41:17.000 I'm sorry.

01:41:18.000 Totally normal human being was rather a weird thing.

01:41:21.000 So he adopted this weird sort of a, it's almost like an ant culture Connecticut thing.

01:41:27.000 That's considered like a very upper class American old money. 0.97

01:41:33.000 There's a girl on Fox News who does it, even though she's from the Midwest.

01:41:37.000 She does an ant culture.

01:41:38.000 I'm from Connecticut, yeah.

01:41:40.000 Oh, Sammy.

01:41:41.000 Oh, hi.

01:41:42.000 It's like a transatlantic accent with a slight lisp.

01:41:46.000 That's not your voice, dude.

01:41:48.000 Yeah.

01:41:49.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:41:50.000 You done some weird shit, nigga. 1.00

01:41:52.000 That ain't your voice, motherfucker. 1.00

01:41:53.000 That ain't your tits. 1.00

01:41:54.000 You want to know the life of a male? 1.00

01:41:56.000 What, honey?

01:41:57.000 This is the life of a male. 1.00

01:41:59.000 Briefly, quickly.

01:42:01.000 You met this wonderful woman, the love of your life.

01:42:03.000 You get married.

01:42:04.000 And of course, you wind up having children.

01:42:05.000 And of course, you wind up having little girls.

01:42:08.000 And these little girls are the best things that's ever happened to you in your life.

01:42:11.000 I mean, it is.

01:42:11.000 And then they marry a month.

01:42:13.000 And then they marry blacks. 1.00

01:42:14.000 And you lose your mind. 1.00

01:42:15.000 These little girls are best. 0.77

01:42:17.000 And you're like, I'm going to be a woman. 1.00

01:42:18.000 How's that feel, bitch? 1.00

01:42:20.000 Yeah, who's laughing now? 1.00

01:42:22.000 Is that what they did for revenge?

01:42:23.000 Oh, you want to torment me?

01:42:26.000 You want to give me nightmares?

01:42:28.000 How's this for nightmares?

01:42:29.000 Hello.

01:42:30.000 I'm alright.

01:42:32.000 They want to hug you.

01:42:33.000 I mean, it's just that they adore you, look up to you, yeah.

01:42:37.000 Then they hit about 12.

01:42:39.000 And then, you know, the hormones hit, right?

01:42:42.000 And it just, like, you just don't know what's going on.

01:42:44.000 And then your hormones hit.

01:42:46.000 Every day you walk downstairs, it's like a new experience.

01:42:48.000 I remember one day, Courtney.

01:42:49.000 So bizarre.

01:42:49.000 She's like 14 years old.

01:42:51.000 What a weird voice.

01:42:52.000 Like, I understand you're choosing this voice.

01:42:54.000 Hi, my name is Kavina.

01:42:56.000 I'm a lady now.

01:42:57.000 That sort of makes sense. 0.62

01:42:59.000 I mean, it's silly, but I get it.

01:43:01.000 But to be like, well, my name is Clinton, and I'm from 1936.

01:43:09.000 I'm in an old black and white movie.

01:43:11.000 And I'm from Connecticut.

01:43:13.000 Bela! 0.99

01:43:16.000 What are you?

01:43:18.000 Sounds like Larry Flint, for real.

01:43:20.000 I'm Terredo.

01:43:22.000 The French.

01:43:23.000 Jurassic trans. 0.96

01:43:25.000 Oh, Paul Michelle.

01:43:27.000 The scary thing I ever heard.

01:43:29.000 California saw that.

01:43:30.000 I thought I would get you one.

01:43:31.000 Hannity supports Caitlin.

01:43:32.000 He's not allowed to.

01:43:33.000 He's on the news, okay?

01:43:35.000 Recalled Gavin.

01:43:36.000 Paul Newsom.

01:43:37.000 By the way, I support the recall.

01:43:39.000 Let me be very clear.

01:43:41.000 You know, it's amazing when you think about it.

01:43:44.000 Your big hands.

01:43:45.000 I just have such respect for athletes.

01:43:47.000 You know, you didn't win the gold in 72.

01:43:51.000 You came back in 72 and you won the gold.

01:43:55.000 A great Olympian, a great champion. 1.00

01:43:57.000 Imagine that hand on your dick. 1.00

01:43:59.000 Oof. 1.00

01:44:00.000 Your dick wouldn't even make it out the knuckles. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Anybody's franillum is in danger with that hand. 1.00

01:44:04.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:44:05.000 You really.

01:44:06.000 I'm eating too hard.

01:44:07.000 It's going to pop.

01:44:08.000 Say, politics is a boppy.

01:44:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:10.000 You're going to pop, all right.

01:44:11.000 Pop all over my tent.

01:44:13.000 I'll call you papa.

01:44:14.000 What?

01:44:15.000 This is hard.

01:44:16.000 It was not an easy decision.

01:44:20.000 It took an awfully long time.

01:44:24.000 I've always been involved in politics for the LGBT community.

01:44:28.000 I used to go back.

01:44:32.000 But in 1973, I graduated from college in Iowa.

01:44:38.000 Who is the person?

01:44:39.000 The person you chose to be?

01:44:43.000 Do they have a background?

01:44:45.000 I guess not.

01:44:45.000 I was born in Stanford.

01:44:48.000 Country.

01:44:49.000 Everything I owned in the back seat.

01:44:51.000 We used to take a train to New York City every year.

01:44:55.000 Golden State.

01:44:56.000 Is he trying to be Ann Coulter?

01:44:58.000 Maybe.

01:44:59.000 It's a rare accent, that Connecticut.

01:45:02.000 Yeah, upper-class accent.

01:45:04.000 He probably watched tons of Ann, and he slowly started going, that's kind of my thing.

01:45:08.000 I'm Ann Coulter.

01:45:11.000 Back in 1976.

01:45:12.000 Anyway, that's an alphabet. 1.00

01:45:14.000 Fucking freak. 0.99

01:45:15.000 Like, nice guy, but like, you know, don't say the political freak. 1.00

01:45:20.000 Okay. 1.00

01:45:21.000 Bizarre freak who ruined his fucking family's life. 1.00

01:45:26.000 Not voting for that guy. 1.00

01:45:28.000 Justin.

01:45:31.000 Hey, guys, how are you tonight?

01:45:33.000 Good, man.

01:45:33.000 What's up?

01:45:35.000 Good, man.

01:45:35.000 Hey, normally I would ask you about Howard Stern, but since the show is just so unbelievably boring, just what you're talking about.

01:45:41.000 Howard's out the chat function on your website.

01:45:45.000 Wait, are you saying our show is boring or Howard's Cern is boring?

01:45:50.000 No, on your forum on censored.tv.

01:45:53.000 No, no, not the forum.

01:45:55.000 Wait, no, which show is boring?

01:45:59.000 Oh, oh, oh, Howard Stern.

01:46:00.000 Jesus.

01:46:00.000 I saw Sleepless 2.

01:46:02.000 It's like audio ambient.

01:46:04.000 But you got to stop calling what Howard every week.

01:46:10.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:11.000 It's kind of hard to hear you.

01:46:11.000 What'd you say?

01:46:12.000 You got to stop calling what Howard every week.

01:46:16.000 Oh, well, that's how I kind of found you.

01:46:18.000 It was like through the Howard Stern form.

01:46:19.000 So I thought you were like, I thought that was like, I mean, I like all the other stuff you talk about, but I don't know.

01:46:24.000 It's like the one thing that kind of brought me to your show.

01:46:28.000 Okay, let me ask you one thing before we abandon this stuff.

01:46:31.000 Do you think Howard got the vaccine?

01:46:36.000 Oh, most definitely.

01:46:37.000 Like, if you remember, like, two, three weeks ago, remember he was like complaining about how sick he was and how he wasn't feeling good.

01:46:43.000 And then it coincided with the same week his old lady was like texting about pictures in Florida. 0.91

01:46:49.000 And then he had Dr. Agus on and was like, tell her that she's going to get it, even though she's walking with the mask.

01:46:56.000 And he was like, Howard, man, like if she's vaccinated, she doesn't really have to wear the mask.

01:47:01.000 He's like, I don't believe what you have to say.

01:47:04.000 And it's like, you've had him on for like a second.

01:47:07.000 I'm not sure I believe he's vaccinated, but I'm open to that.

01:47:10.000 You sound like you have more evidence.

01:47:11.000 He'd be mentioning it.

01:47:12.000 What's your question?

01:47:16.000 No question.

01:47:16.000 I just want to say that the chat function, the live chat function on your website is pretty rad.

01:47:22.000 It's better than Reddit or Twitter, just like live chatting about the show.

01:47:28.000 So yeah, that's all I wanted to say.

01:47:30.000 All right.

01:47:30.000 Thanks for calling.

01:47:31.000 You said that last week.

01:47:33.000 I still can't get on it.

01:47:34.000 Yeah, no, that's why I think he was trying to help us here.

01:47:38.000 I can't get on it.

01:47:38.000 But what you'll see is...

01:47:39.000 Why is your IQ not high enough to log into your own site?

01:47:43.000 I think maybe the tech IQ is.

01:47:45.000 I'm obviously not going to log into it.

01:47:47.000 My credentials are ready, so maybe I'm in the system, but I don't know my login.

01:47:51.000 But you should just be able to get in on it as any regular guy like Ryan Rivera, not an employee's how.

01:47:59.000 Yes, yes, no.

01:48:00.000 You're right.

01:48:00.000 Why can't you just get on the normal chat?

01:48:03.000 I'm trying.

01:48:04.000 But why is you were trying this last week?

01:48:07.000 I feel.

01:48:08.000 Ryan Rivera deals in weeks at a time.

01:48:11.000 Look at this.

01:48:12.000 Hey, can you make me a grilled cheese?

01:48:15.000 Yeah, I'm getting there.

01:48:16.000 I got the bread last week.

01:48:18.000 I'm getting some cheese tomorrow.

01:48:20.000 So we should have it by maybe 2022.

01:48:24.000 So listen, on the bottom of any page that you're on Center TV, that Rocket logo right there, you're going to want to go ahead and click that.

01:48:31.000 Okay, you click it.

01:48:33.000 Okay, now it'll take you somewhere and sexy.

01:48:37.000 And then you log in, you know, like if you're a regular person.

01:48:42.000 Okay, anyway, we'll do that another time.

01:48:43.000 And you register.

01:48:45.000 Okay.

01:48:45.000 A regular person?

01:48:47.000 British Phil.

01:48:51.000 Good luck, guys.

01:48:51.000 Hello?

01:48:52.000 Hello?

01:48:56.000 I have a question, Gav.

01:49:00.000 Okay.

01:49:01.000 Can you guys hear me?

01:49:03.000 Yeah, why are you British Phil?

01:49:04.000 You sound very American.

01:49:08.000 No, I'm talking about...

01:49:09.000 I wanted to ask you about a British filmmaker.

01:49:11.000 I was kind of going nuts trying to find it.

01:49:14.000 You mentioned a British filmmaker on your show once.

01:49:18.000 It was this movie I think about like teenagers.

01:49:22.000 Mike Lee Career Girls.

01:49:25.000 Mike Lee Career Girls.

01:49:27.000 And Lee is spelled L-E-I-G-H.

01:49:32.000 Secrets and Lies is great.

01:49:34.000 Mr. Turner is great.

01:49:37.000 Lots of great movies by Mike Lee.

01:49:40.000 Okay, yeah.

01:49:41.000 Okay, that's it.

01:49:42.000 That was all I was calling.

01:49:43.000 L-E-G-H. 1.00

01:49:44.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:49:47.000 Toodaloo, motherfucker. 1.00

01:49:49.000 Toodaloo, motherfucker. 1.00

01:49:52.000 That'd be a good drop. 1.00

01:49:53.000 Yeah, we got to get that drop.

01:49:55.000 Absolutely.

01:49:56.000 Chris, Detective Shitty's failure to know about the check.

01:49:59.000 Or the chat, maybe?

01:50:02.000 Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm beating a dead horse here because that last guy, I think it was the same dude who told us about the chat last week, chat.censored.tv.

01:50:10.000 But I did sign up for it and it's fucking awesome.

01:50:12.000 So I was going to ask how come you don't know how to get onto it.

01:50:15.000 But since you guys have already talked about that tonight, I guess I'll just ask Gavin, you know, when you get this new studio up and run in or, you know, move down to Tennessee or wherever you're going, if you're going to be hiring at all, because I feel like I could run all of Ryan's equipment better than he does.

01:50:31.000 Yes, as soon as I fire him, you're first on the list.

01:50:34.000 We're doing a cool impression there. 0.58

01:50:36.000 Hell yeah.

01:50:37.000 Can you do a funny impression?

01:50:41.000 Who do you want to hear?

01:50:43.000 The guy from Bar Rescue.

01:50:44.000 Shut it down.

01:50:45.000 Jake, what's his name?

01:50:47.000 John Tapper?

01:50:48.000 John Taffer.

01:50:48.000 Taffer.

01:50:51.000 The only time I've ever heard that guy is when you guys are doing his impression.

01:50:54.000 You get anything?

01:50:55.000 I'm not good I'll be, but it's like, shut it down.

01:50:58.000 Get rid of it.

01:50:59.000 That was amazing.

01:51:00.000 Way better.

01:51:01.000 It was not good.

01:51:02.000 That was great.

01:51:02.000 That was not good.

01:51:03.000 Next caller, thank you for calling. 1.00

01:51:04.000 Blowing smoke up his poor ass. 1.00

01:51:06.000 Shut it down. 1.00

01:51:06.000 Get rid of it. 1.00

01:51:09.000 You sound like Bruce Jenner before you became Caleb.

01:51:13.000 How about I've never heard, I've never really heard Bruce Jenner before.

01:51:16.000 I mean, I'm sure I have, but I never really registered it, obviously.

01:51:19.000 But he's on a talk show.

01:51:20.000 You know, the thing about being a dad is you have girls and everything's great.

01:51:24.000 They're the biggest gift in the world.

01:51:26.000 Then they hit the age 12.

01:51:28.000 And puberty starts and they become quite a handful.

01:51:33.000 Got you.

01:51:34.000 That's a normal guy talking.

01:51:36.000 And then, sorry, I'm late, baby.

01:51:42.000 Like, what?

01:51:43.000 Where did he get that from?

01:51:45.000 Oh, I've been all around and doing all kinds of things with my baby.

01:51:55.000 Oh, yes.

01:51:56.000 Well, the thing about being a woman, you know, you have to water your it's so random. 0.59

01:52:07.000 Like, you might as well be Ivanka.

01:52:09.000 Hello, I'm a lady now, and I'm also from Eastern Europe.

01:52:13.000 I'm Hungarian, darling.

01:52:16.000 Hello.

01:52:17.000 You might as well do that. 0.96

01:52:19.000 And I suspect gays, when they be really gay, like Eugene Levy's son, he's like, hi. 0.98

01:52:26.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:52:27.000 Ew gross. 0.64

01:52:28.000 That's like whatever, you guys. 1.00

01:52:31.000 That's why dads get bummed out when their kids are gay. 0.97

01:52:34.000 They don't get bummed out if their kids are Chadwick Moore, who does talk a little gay. 1.00

01:52:38.000 But the dick sucking, cock sucking, like, you know, your daughter is going to get fucked up the ass at some point. 1.00

01:52:44.000 You're not nuts about it, but you don't toss and turn all night. 1.00

01:52:47.000 You're like, it's up to her.

01:52:48.000 I hope she's okay.

01:52:49.000 But if your daughter was all of a sudden one day to be like, hello, darling, I'm now Hungarian and I'm loving it.

01:52:57.000 I love coming to America because you have televisions and so much new technology.

01:53:03.000 I bought an iPhone here.

01:53:05.000 You'd be like, what are you talking about, honey?

01:53:06.000 Stop it. 0.99

01:53:08.000 And that's what gay sons do. 0.99

01:53:11.000 Hi, daddy. 0.99

01:53:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:53:14.000 I love you.

01:53:16.000 Stop.

01:53:17.000 Being a Hungarian is better than being a Targaryen or a Rastafarian. 1.00

01:53:22.000 Caitlin Jenner's fake voice is why dads are mad at gays. 1.00

01:53:27.000 Because their son grew up, probably, I'm sure there's effeminate like seven-year-olds who love Broadway, but most seven-year-olds are just like, hey, dad, I love Spider-Man. 0.81

01:53:38.000 And then one day he's like, oh, my God, Spider-Man?

01:53:41.000 Whatever?

01:53:43.000 And you go, ah, gross.

01:53:47.000 Stop. 1.00

01:53:48.000 You can suck a dick privately in your bedroom. 1.00

01:53:51.000 I don't want to hear about it, but can you not go like whatever and put your hands up like that? 1.00

01:53:56.000 We got who this?

01:53:59.000 Robots 682.

01:54:02.000 I hate robots.

01:54:04.000 Sure do.

01:54:05.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:54:06.000 Yeah.

01:54:06.000 Is this Nardwire?

01:54:07.000 Hello.

01:54:08.000 Hello.

01:54:10.000 No, I just wanted to talk to you about robots.

01:54:14.000 I keep on seeing these fake robot videos all the time, and I feel like I'm going crazy.

01:54:20.000 If you just go on YouTube, you see just tons of them.

01:54:24.000 I know, hey, it's infuriating because it's never going to be a thing.

01:54:32.000 It's just crazy.

01:54:34.000 It's like my friends that I think are intelligent just all for this constantly.

01:54:38.000 And you really open my eyes to it.

01:54:40.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:54:42.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 Like, they go, one day robots will be serving us drinks.

01:54:46.000 And you're like, the robot that could serve you a drink, even in 100 years, is going to be like $90 million. 0.88

01:54:54.000 So no, you can get a fucking illegal to do it for $30,000 a year. 0.96

01:55:03.000 Well, that's really all I had to say. 0.99

01:55:04.000 Big fucking CS. 1.00

01:55:06.000 Big fucking dance. 1.00

01:55:07.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:55:10.000 Should have cut him off earlier.

01:55:12.000 I wrecked the bit.

01:55:14.000 Danny Starr.

01:55:18.000 What's up, DSA?

01:55:20.000 No.

01:55:21.000 DS.

01:55:22.000 Dude, so, Gab, I saw the gnarly.

01:55:25.000 You and Cumio were talking about the Starlink satellites on your last episode. 0.98

01:55:29.000 And I was out at a little forest party with my buddies, and the fucking satellites came over us. 0.99

01:55:34.000 We're all tripping on shrooms. 0.99

01:55:36.000 We had no idea what they were.

01:55:37.000 It looked like God fell asleep with his thumb on the period bar because they were just going all across the sky in a perfectly straight line, like 60 of them.

01:55:46.000 Absolutely insane. 0.98

01:55:47.000 And it got me thinking, you know, Western man, we're the fucking pinnacle of society right now. 0.97

01:55:53.000 To be able to blast those satellites across the sky like that. 0.97

01:55:56.000 All the engineering and the math and just the paperwork behind it.

01:55:59.000 It's absolutely insane.

01:56:02.000 Well, people say Africa is behind us, but they'll eventually get there. 1.00

01:56:05.000 And you're like, will Africa have a terabyte on their own in 100 years? 0.68

01:56:13.000 Like, will they ever put up one satellite that can do anything?

01:56:19.000 I don't, like, in 100 years, 200 years, I don't see it. 0.99

01:56:25.000 It's a little irking because why does Western Man get so much shit? 0.97

01:56:29.000 But you look around, even right now, I'm driving down the highway, I'm looking at power lines. 0.99

01:56:33.000 Everything around us in the modern world, it gets overlooked, but it comes from Western Man. 0.77

01:56:38.000 And the funny thing about Western Man is he survived the Siberian winters.

01:56:42.000 He moved across, he went west, he went to North America, Europe, and everything.

01:56:48.000 And he said, when he got there, he said, you know what?

01:56:50.000 Everyone's invited.

01:56:52.000 Come on in.

01:56:52.000 Do your best.

01:56:53.000 Respect my heritage.

01:56:55.000 Respect Christianity and everything. 1.00

01:56:58.000 And then don't hurt anyone. 1.00

01:57:00.000 But you're in, and then the reputation becomes: you guys are the biggest assholes in the world, you're the biggest liars, colonizers, you ruined the world. 1.00

01:57:08.000 And you go, I'm actually winning, and I invited you to my party. 1.00

01:57:13.000 I invited you to my mansion for a party where Madonna is playing and Tony Hawk is doing tricks, and there's free booze. 1.00

01:57:20.000 And they're like, fuck Tony Hawk. 1.00

01:57:23.000 You guys must have been shitting your absolute pants when you started seeing satellites on shrooms. 1.00

01:57:32.000 Yeah, dude, I thought it was an alien invasion at first. 0.98

01:57:35.000 It was one of the craziest things that I've ever seen.

01:57:37.000 It was a perfectly straight line.

01:57:38.000 And finally, someone knew what they were, so we looked over and that reassured us.

01:57:42.000 But the whole rest of the night, I was just thinking about how amazing, you know, Elon Musk is, SpaceX, just these brilliant minds that are putting those through.

01:57:49.000 But yeah, you're right. 0.61

01:57:50.000 It was fucking insane, Gavin. 0.97

01:57:52.000 Oh, my God. 0.98

01:57:55.000 I think eventually they're going to start spelling stuff out in the sky and having commercials with satellites and stuff.

01:58:00.000 Yeah, why not?

01:58:01.000 It's sitting there.

01:58:02.000 All right.

01:58:03.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:58:04.000 Yeah, you know, one time I was on shrooms in high school, and I was lying down, and we were looking at the sky, and this is in my book, actually.

01:58:13.000 And I was seeing these hexagons, all like a honeycomb of hexagons, all work like cogs, which doesn't make sense.

01:58:22.000 That's not cogs have to go like this.

01:58:24.000 There needs to be space.

01:58:25.000 You can't have a pattern of hexagons all interlocking and rotating, but they were and not bumping each other at all.

01:58:33.000 And then I talk to the guy I'm with.

01:58:36.000 He sees it too. 0.99

01:58:37.000 He sees the same fucking thing. 1.00

01:58:38.000 Yep. 1.00

01:58:39.000 And I've heard of that before.

01:58:41.000 I do not understand that.

01:58:42.000 I experienced it too.

01:58:43.000 It says shared hallucination.

01:58:45.000 Shared hallucination.

01:58:45.000 That's going on my I don't get list.

01:58:48.000 Shared.

01:58:49.000 I had that on ayahuasca.

01:58:51.000 And we didn't talk about it till the morning.

01:58:53.000 And we all recalled the same thing where there was diamonds in the sky.

01:58:56.000 First, it was a clear sky.

01:58:57.000 There were diamonds in the sky.

01:58:58.000 And then there was, and we had to find your line.

01:59:03.000 How do we have...

01:59:05.000 I get the wall.

01:59:06.000 You know, the wall is breathing.

01:59:07.000 I figured that out.

01:59:09.000 How's that?

01:59:10.000 You're breathing.

01:59:12.000 So your perspective is changing, but your brain has figured out how to counteract the...

01:59:19.000 You're moving all the time.

01:59:21.000 So they're like, I'll just zoom in and zoom out and reverse whatever you're seeing.

01:59:26.000 So now the wall, but when you're on shrooms or acid or whatever, hallucinogens, you lose that ability.

01:59:32.000 And now you're breathing in and out.

01:59:34.000 And the walls appear to be moving in and out.

01:59:36.000 Oh, I see what you're doing.

01:59:37.000 That makes sense.

01:59:38.000 That makes sense.

01:59:39.000 One time we were at a party, and there was these guys who got way higher than us.

01:59:43.000 So they became the, you know the garbage compactor in Star Wars?

01:59:49.000 Yes.

01:59:49.000 Where they're getting crunched?

01:59:50.000 So they were at Steve's house, Steve's Layer, the guy who wrote Find Your Line.

01:59:54.000 Yeah.

01:59:55.000 And they were in the sort of mud room, which was kind of long at his house.

01:59:59.000 It was kind of strange. 0.96

02:00:00.000 And so it had coats and shit and muddy boots and stuff. 0.98

02:00:03.000 And they all were there on the floor going, ah! 0.98

02:00:07.000 And then we had a sliding door that shut them off.

02:00:09.000 And we'd occasionally open the door and throw them bread.

02:00:14.000 We'd say she's bread. 0.90

02:00:15.000 And they're like, ah!

02:00:17.000 And then we'd close the door again.

02:00:19.000 It was like we had pet aliens. 0.99

02:00:22.000 And then the craziest thing about that fucking night was it was Halloween in the suburbs. 0.99

02:00:27.000 And Steve, there'd be like bing bong and Steve would go, you. 1.00

02:00:34.000 And you'd go, what the fuck? 1.00

02:00:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:37.000 Oh my God, oh my God. 1.00

02:00:39.000 So you'd go to the door and there wouldn't be a kid dressed as a bee.

02:00:43.000 There'd be a bee.

02:00:45.000 There wouldn't be a kid dressed as a vampire.

02:00:47.000 There'd be a tiny vampire. 0.99

02:00:49.000 That wants candy. 1.00

02:00:49.000 And then you'd go, oh my God. 1.00

02:00:52.000 And then the dad would be like, hi.

02:00:54.000 And you'd go, what the, whoa.

02:00:57.000 And then you would just like throw like 40 bucks of candy at them.

02:01:01.000 And I remember the kid just crying like, thanks, mister.

02:01:05.000 Thanks, God.

02:01:06.000 Wow.

02:01:07.000 And the dad went, wow, these guys are very generous.

02:01:12.000 One of those, those guys were partying the other night.

02:01:14.000 Steve just had a party. 1.00

02:01:16.000 No shit. 0.99

02:01:16.000 And he sent me a picture. 0.99

02:01:19.000 I'm talking about a story from 1986.

02:01:22.000 Yeah.

02:01:22.000 And here we are today.

02:01:27.000 It's coming up.

02:01:28.000 Don't get nervous.

02:01:29.000 Don't cry.

02:01:30.000 Kind of makes me want to do shrews, but I don't think I'll ever do hallucinogens again.

02:01:34.000 Dude, when you have taxes to pay.

02:01:37.000 Problems at all.

02:01:38.000 Problems. 0.70

02:01:38.000 Like when we were 16, you could kill my parents and it'd be like, they had a good run. 0.70

02:01:43.000 Like you had zero problems. 0.95

02:01:45.000 Now you can get sued. 1.00

02:01:46.000 You can get fucking... 0.99

02:01:48.000 I won't even say the list because I don't want to inspire anyone out there to do all the things. 0.98

02:01:55.000 But yeah, these are the guys. 0.93

02:01:58.000 Fucking how many years later? 0.96

02:02:01.000 What's 2021 minus 1984? 0.98

02:02:05.000 86?

02:02:06.000 Oh, my dad would kill me for New York. 0.91

02:02:08.000 2021. 0.98

02:02:09.000 2023. 0.59

02:02:15.000 Holy shiznit. 0.92

02:02:17.000 Shickety Shazz. 1.00

02:02:21.000 What's this now?

02:02:23.000 This is trippy.

02:02:25.000 Keep staring at the black dot in the center of the image, and I'll explain how your brain lies to you and constantly makes things up.

02:02:30.000 As you keep focusing on the black dot, the cone cells in your retina become desensitized to the colors you can see and tones down the oranges and purples and it will tone up the colours that are complementary to these.

02:02:40.000 So when I change the image to black and white, your brain fills in the gaps with these complementary colors to maintain the normality.

02:02:49.000 What?

02:02:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:50.000 Isn't that bogus?

02:02:52.000 Yeah.

02:02:52.000 Do you swear to God?

02:02:54.000 Yeah, look at it.

02:02:55.000 As you keep focusing on the black.

02:02:56.000 Just look at the color.

02:02:57.000 I'll look at the orange now.

02:03:04.000 So you can change to black and white. 0.69

02:03:06.000 Your brains with these. 1.00

02:03:21.000 Fucking crazy, right, bro? 1.00

02:03:23.000 Dude, that's a fucking trip. 1.00

02:03:25.000 That's how you find your line, bro. 1.00

02:03:28.000 This is another gay one. 1.00

02:03:29.000 It's not as good, but you can see true cyan. 0.94

02:03:32.000 It's a color that's kind of hard to replicate or whatever.

02:03:35.000 So you...

02:03:36.000 How does it?

02:03:36.000 What is it after the audio is over?

02:03:38.000 Keep staring at the white dot.

02:03:40.000 The video will slowly zoom out on the red circle.

02:03:42.000 You see a bright blue cyan color appear.

02:03:45.000 Okay.

02:03:46.000 This one's, you know what?

02:03:46.000 This one's a waste of time.

02:03:47.000 Yeah, fuck it. 1.00

02:03:48.000 Let's do one more call. 1.00

02:03:49.000 I sent you the picture of those guys from 35 years ago. 0.99

02:03:54.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:03:55.000 That looks like a fucking time. 1.00

02:03:57.000 This is my hoser pals. 1.00

02:03:59.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:04:00.000 They're still going strong. 1.00

02:04:02.000 Hey, got the fucking makers on the table, eh? 0.99

02:04:05.000 So the guy, the bald guy there, that was the guy who said you 35 years ago. 0.99

02:04:11.000 And then Eric, the guy going like this, Eric DeGras, he put on a scary mask that night.

02:04:20.000 And we were all on shrooms, right?

02:04:22.000 Like, you're not scared of scary masks at any point, but on shrooms, when you can see every microbe, you're not even remotely scared.

02:04:31.000 So he comes out from behind the couch and he goes, oh, and we go, what are you doing, dude?

02:04:37.000 And then the funniest thing, we laughed for about an hour.

02:04:40.000 He took off the mask and he felt really ashamed and embarrassed.

02:04:44.000 And he was like, oh, I guess it didn't work.

02:04:48.000 And we were like, you thought you were going to scare us with a plastic mask? 0.96

02:04:53.000 And we fucking laughed for days and eventually started laughing. 0.94

02:04:56.000 You know what happened that night? 0.98

02:04:58.000 This is like three days ago, but 35 years ago, there was a knife on the counter.

02:05:05.000 Oh, that's right.

02:05:06.000 That same night. 1.00

02:05:07.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:05:08.000 Because we were scared we would pick it up and go, who's going to die tonight? 1.00

02:05:13.000 So we threw a towel on it.

02:05:15.000 And then Steve opened a drawer.

02:05:17.000 And then I, with the towel, like, held it and dropped it in the drawer.

02:05:23.000 And then he slammed the drawer shut in case we all killed each other.

02:05:26.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:27.000 That's how that works.

02:05:28.000 One last call.

02:05:28.000 Let's go to bed.

02:05:29.000 All right.

02:05:31.000 Caller number last.

02:05:33.000 Wait, Danny?

02:05:34.000 Oh, you already got your time, right?

02:05:40.000 Yeah.

02:05:41.000 Have we already spoken about the time?

02:05:42.000 Yeah, he's been on the line.

02:05:43.000 Yeah.

02:05:43.000 Fallon conspiracy theories.

02:05:46.000 Conspiracy theories.

02:05:48.000 Conspiracy.

02:05:49.000 Hey, guys, what's up?

02:05:50.000 Hey, man.

02:05:52.000 Hey, you know what would be funny is if you had a segment on your show every once in a while where Ryan did his best to explain conspiracy theories to you.

02:06:02.000 Because I can tell he's kind of into them and I can tell you're kind of not.

02:06:05.000 I think it'd be kind of funny.

02:06:06.000 I don't know.

02:06:07.000 All right.

02:06:07.000 Thanks.

02:06:08.000 Thanks for your call.

02:06:09.000 Let's try it right now.

02:06:10.000 Okay.

02:06:11.000 Ryan, do you want to take one I haven't heard of or I'm not totally familiar with?

02:06:15.000 Dinosaurs.

02:06:16.000 We did dinosaurs.

02:06:17.000 I have an update on Flat Earth.

02:06:19.000 Okay.

02:06:20.000 Okay.

02:06:20.000 No, I just.

02:06:21.000 Look at your fucking hair. 1.00

02:06:24.000 What? 1.00

02:06:24.000 It looks like when you clean out a brush and then dip it in pubes and then scribble on it. 1.00

02:06:30.000 That's not a compliment, right?

02:06:32.000 Correct.

02:06:33.000 Okay.

02:06:34.000 So I was watching. 1.00

02:06:35.000 It looks like a beehive of shit pubes. 1.00

02:06:39.000 Beehive of shit. 1.00

02:06:40.000 It looks like very 70s to me. 1.00

02:06:41.000 To me, this looks great.

02:06:42.000 70s.

02:06:44.000 Hiding your eyes is so insecure.

02:06:47.000 Hide your eyes.

02:06:49.000 All right, what's the update on Flat Earth?

02:06:51.000 So Matt Andrews, okay?

02:06:55.000 He's in our music group.

02:06:57.000 He called in, blah, blah, blah.

02:06:58.000 He had this, you know, Dave Weiss, we could have him on the show, but basically, one thing that's pretty awesome, and I'll fast forward to it.

02:07:05.000 Dave Weiss, who believes in parking in Manhattan for free in the day.

02:07:10.000 Oh, wait, well, that's.

02:07:11.000 That's the craziest conspiracy theory he has.

02:07:13.000 That I don't believe.

02:07:15.000 But the path of the earth is beset on all sides by the iniquity.

02:07:20.000 No, the path of the sun going around the earth.

02:07:25.000 Now, whether you believe in flat earth or not, it is consistent with what we see.

02:07:29.000 So the sun goes around this inner circle, and that's summer for the north.

02:07:38.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 07, 2021

GOML LIVE #97 - FREE SPEECHES

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