Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E106 - $69M SEX

00:00:25.000 I must look like a dork. 0.99

00:00:27.000 Oh, I said which made me look like a dork. 1.00

00:00:33.000 I must look like a dork. 0.97

00:00:37.000 Looks a little weird. 0.98

00:00:38.000 Looks like 1950s.

00:00:40.000 This looks colorized.

00:00:44.000 Doesn't it?

00:00:46.000 Oh, maybe.

00:00:47.000 Yeah.

00:00:47.000 We got a new monitor, folks.

00:00:53.000 So that was the Minutemen from San Pedro.

00:00:56.000 Mike Watt, D-Boone, some other dude, a little trio.

00:01:00.000 And they were considered hardcore or punk, but they were not.

00:01:04.000 They were kind of jazz, rock, fusion, weirdos.

00:01:08.000 They invented their own type of music.

00:01:10.000 And it was all D-Boone. 0.99

00:01:12.000 This kind of fat guy. 0.99

00:01:13.000 He was a military brat. 0.98

00:01:16.000 And they just, they didn't want to be like anyone else.

00:01:18.000 So they made their own type of music.

00:01:20.000 Sometimes it was classical.

00:01:21.000 Sometimes it was rock.

00:01:22.000 Sometimes it went fast, slow.

00:01:24.000 Double nickel on a dime, great album to listen to when you have to listen to something 300 times.

00:01:30.000 Do not do meth and listen to double nickel on a dime because five days will vanish.

00:01:36.000 But that song was called a political song for Michael Jackson.

00:01:39.000 You know on Jackass where you hear that down.

00:01:44.000 Down ow now.

00:01:46.000 Down ow no no no.

00:01:48.000 That's the Minuteman.

00:01:50.000 Great band.

00:01:51.000 But unfortunately, D-Boone, when they were on tour, he felt sick.

00:01:55.000 He was lying in the back.

00:01:56.000 This could be related to his obesity.

00:01:59.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:02:04.000 Poor people will survive. 0.99

00:02:09.000 So he's sleeping in the back, and it was a shitty tour van. 0.60

00:02:14.000 The rear axle broke off. 0.97

00:02:15.000 He was pitched out the back window and snapped his neck dead instantly.

00:02:22.000 And Mike Watt didn't really recover.

00:02:26.000 So that's D. Boone in the front.

00:02:27.000 That's Mike Watt behind him in the middle.

00:02:29.000 Sorry, I forgot the other guy's name.

00:02:31.000 And he went into a deep depression.

00:02:33.000 But then Sonic Youth convinced him.

00:02:35.000 Come on, dude.

00:02:36.000 And he came out.

00:02:39.000 He had this one song called History Lesson Part 2.

00:02:43.000 And play it.

00:02:44.000 It's 1-2.

00:02:59.000 E-Boo's mother made him start this band.

00:03:04.000 Because she wanted the kids to stay out of trouble.

00:03:07.000 And what?

00:03:08.000 Besides the debt.

00:03:10.000 Poor woman. 1.00

00:03:12.000 My man could be alive.

00:03:17.000 Real name could be the true.

00:03:21.000 Insane.

00:03:21.000 Me and Mike Wah, we played these guitars for years.

00:03:26.000 The block rock changed our lives.

00:03:29.000 So anyway, that's a different version of that song, actually.

00:03:33.000 Was there ever a part one?

00:03:35.000 Yes, I think there was.

00:03:37.000 But anyway, he just said our band could be your life, and that's the name of this book by Michael Azerad.

00:03:42.000 Scenes from the American Indie Underground, 1981 to 1991.

00:03:46.000 It's got Black Flag, Miniman we just heard, Mission of Burma.

00:03:49.000 That's when I reached for my revolver.

00:03:52.000 Minor Threat, Hoosker Dew, Replacements, Sonic Youth, Butthole Surfers, Big Black, wow.

00:03:58.000 Dinosaur Jr., Pergazi, Mud Honey.

00:04:00.000 Beat happening.

00:04:03.000 Pull up Beat Happening?

00:04:04.000 I don't remember that.

00:04:07.000 Now, the thing about Michael Azarat is he's a very floral writer, which is not my cup of tea usually.

00:04:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:34.000 Here is the chapter on the Minuteman.

00:04:39.000 It's like iambic pantameter.

00:04:40.000 It takes you like a couple chapters to get into the zone, but once you get into it, it's cool.

00:04:45.000 But don't be turned off by this writing.

00:04:49.000 Although they were certainly capable of Byzantine riffing and spine-tingling run downs the run down the although they were certainly capable of Byzantine riffing and spine-tingling runs down the fretboard, the Minutemen's brilliance lay not in their songwriting or chops,

00:05:04.000 but in their radical approach to their medium.

00:05:06.000 They worked up a concept that encompassed the yin of popular populist bands such as Credence, Clearwater, Revival, and Van Halen, and the Yang of the intellectual wing of the English punk rock explosion.

00:05:20.000 Daringly incorporating such genres as funk and jazz, the Minutemen struck a blow for originality, a perennially endangered quality in punk rock.

00:05:30.000 Anyway, once you get used to his writing, that's a great book if you're interested in 80s hardcore.

00:05:39.000 There they are.

00:05:42.000 Mike Watt went on to start a band called Fire Hose when he finally got out of his depression.

00:05:47.000 And they were good too.

00:05:48.000 But very different.

00:05:50.000 Very different vocals, at least.

00:05:57.000 Let's have a fire hose play. 0.85

00:06:13.000 Anyway, speaking of punk influence, I was going to make this the opening song.

00:06:19.000 Nasty Boys, I've never heard of this band.

00:06:20.000 They're a new band, Australian band, but they sound like a 70s punk band. 0.99

00:06:24.000 Australia just keeps killing it with the fucking classic punk vibes. 0.98

00:06:42.000 So they're saying left-wing thugs, but the left-wing in Australia is the right-wing. 1.00

00:06:47.000 I don't reverse right thugs.

00:06:48.000 I don't know about left-wing, right-wing.

00:06:49.000 I know the Conservative Party is a Liberal Party.

00:06:51.000 The Liberal Party is a Conservative Party, but I don't know if that also goes for left-wing, right-wing.

00:06:54.000 True.

00:06:55.000 You know funny how they're at the other end of the world and the drains, the sink drains the opposite direction, and then they also have right and left backwards.

00:07:04.000 And they drive on the wrong side of the road.

00:07:06.000 And they have Aboriginals. 1.00

00:07:09.000 What's that got to do with it?

00:07:10.000 That's just very backwards.

00:07:11.000 Oh.

00:07:14.000 I have a little announcement to make. 0.99

00:07:16.000 I don't know how people got my personal email, but stop sending me shit there, okay? 0.98

00:07:21.000 We're not friends. 1.00

00:07:22.000 And what's worse, you're sending me shit 11 times in a row. 0.99

00:07:28.000 And I'm aware of Tom McDonald. 0.99

00:07:32.000 Please stop sending me his fucking videos like you just discovered him, okay? 0.99

00:07:36.000 His face annoys me. 0.99

00:07:38.000 I'm not a rap guy, especially modern rap.

00:07:41.000 I get that we're on the same page politically. 0.98

00:07:44.000 I don't fucking care. 0.99

00:07:47.000 Okay? 0.99

00:07:48.000 Stop sending me this or any Tom McDonald video.

00:07:52.000 Please, I get it.

00:07:54.000 I'm familiar with him.

00:07:55.000 Thank you.

00:07:56.000 Let's hear some of it.

00:08:13.000 We won't stay home.

00:08:15.000 Black lives matter.

00:08:16.000 All lives matter.

00:08:17.000 What's all this division here?

00:08:19.000 It's modern segregation.

00:08:21.000 Yeah, so you guys enjoy Tom McDonald on your own.

00:08:23.000 Stop trying to make it my thing.

00:08:25.000 Also, here's another thing that keeps coming up.

00:08:29.000 Hey, Soyo and Kenny vs. 0.97

00:08:30.000 Spenny.

00:08:31.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with that.

00:08:33.000 What was that, 25 years ago?

00:08:35.000 What's the story behind that?

00:08:37.000 What do you mean, what's the story behind that?

00:08:40.000 It was a lottery I entered in Myanmar during a volcanic eruption, and then I was kidnapped by some Sandinistas there who flew me to do the Kenny vs. 1.00

00:08:51.000 Spenny show, even though I had lost the competition.

00:08:54.000 What are you talking about?

00:08:55.000 I knew Kenny through whatever channels, Canadian funny men, and I agreed to appear in his show.

00:09:02.000 It was a fun little afternoon. 1.00

00:09:03.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:09:05.000 What amazing story do you think is behind this? 1.00

00:09:09.000 He's a celebrity in Canada.

00:09:11.000 I started Vice in Canada.

00:09:12.000 You know, Canada's a tenth of the size of America.

00:09:15.000 You're going to overlap a little bit. 0.98

00:09:17.000 So that's fucking irritating for the 100th time. 0.98

00:09:20.000 Another thing that keeps coming up that's pissing me off. 0.97

00:09:23.000 Hey man, how are you building a new studio when you're moving?

00:09:28.000 I've gotten that 100 times.

00:09:30.000 Sometimes it's the same guy sending the same question, hoping it will be addressed.

00:09:34.000 All right, allow me to address it.

00:09:36.000 Moving your entire family is a big deal.

00:09:39.000 That takes a long time.

00:09:40.000 The kids have school.

00:09:41.000 I don't think I'm going to pull it off by September.

00:09:44.000 No, I'm definitely not going to pull it off by September.

00:09:46.000 Okay?

00:09:47.000 You have to go look at different places.

00:09:48.000 You've got to sell your house.

00:09:50.000 These things take time, as the punk band Conflict would say, on the album The Final Conflict.

00:09:57.000 Building a studio, if you're not building a Tim Pool skate park in the basement, it's just three sets.

00:10:03.000 SNL builds maybe 15 to 20 sets a week.

00:10:06.000 Okay?

00:10:08.000 So I might as well build a studio now.

00:10:11.000 I'm not forging it out of rock.

00:10:13.000 And then we can show some things there.

00:10:15.000 Then when we move, we'll take this perfectly built studio and say to whoever's moving it, can you replicate this in Tennessee?

00:10:23.000 Got it? 0.99

00:10:25.000 So hopefully that ends those fucking four things. 0.98

00:10:29.000 Tom McDonald, why are you building a studio? 0.99

00:10:32.000 Kenny versus Spenny, three things.

00:10:37.000 And then fourthly, stop sending it to my personal email, please.

00:10:40.000 Hello, you've got a bass.

00:10:44.000 All right, let's jump into a quick Antifa update.

00:10:47.000 We don't need the bumper because it's only one piece.

00:10:50.000 Remember those psychos we showed yesterday where the guy was like this?

00:10:53.000 He was Joker face, basically, in a bad mood?

00:10:56.000 Well, the beauty of the internet is you see a bunch of clowns one day and the next day you can see what they got up to.

00:11:02.000 So this is them.

00:11:04.000 That's the woman with the chair. 1.00

00:11:07.000 We've got psycho with the blonde hair. 1.00

00:11:10.000 And then now that Proud Boys are being arrested every time they appear, you've got random dudes with vests on and baseball bats standing up to them. 0.78

00:11:19.000 Stop! 1.00

00:11:21.000 I'll slit your thumb next time! 1.00

00:11:26.000 I'll come back, motherfucker! 1.00

00:11:27.000 Who is the woman in the wheelchair in control of this? 1.00

00:11:31.000 That poor dog. 1.00

00:11:35.000 I'll come back, motherfucker! 1.00

00:11:37.000 Next time I'll come back, I'll come back! 1.00

00:11:39.000 Good boy! 0.98

00:11:42.000 What if he just clubbered her in the head, killed the dog, and then went to proceed to play baseball with the rest of their heads?

00:11:49.000 Of course, it's Portland, and the mayor doesn't let the police do their job, so he was arrested for, I don't know what.

00:11:57.000 Intimidating Antifa.

00:11:59.000 He put the bat down and it stuck to the ground.

00:12:06.000 No guns drawn.

00:12:08.000 Are they wearing sneakers? 1.00

00:12:09.000 Who the fuck are those guys? 1.00

00:12:11.000 DEA? 1.00

00:12:15.000 What a mess.

00:12:17.000 So scroll down.

00:12:21.000 That's what he had on him.

00:12:25.000 Keep scrolling.

00:12:27.000 And then knife-wielding Antifa protester Charles E. Stubbs.

00:12:31.000 It's kind of a fancy name for such a derelict. 0.98

00:12:34.000 Was charged with felonies today over the incident where he threatened to slash a man's throat and cut off his genitals. 0.55

00:12:39.000 Stubbs was arrested previously at the Antifa Red House Autonomous Zone. 0.81

00:12:43.000 Khaz. 0.96

00:12:44.000 It's pronounced Khaz.

00:12:45.000 I'm one of those journalists who says Nicaragua. 1.00

00:12:48.000 What a fucking loser. 1.00

00:12:49.000 I bet he has a kid somewhere he hasn't seen in five years. 1.00

00:12:52.000 He's too busy fighting, fighting for freedom.

00:12:55.000 It's time to bleach his hair.

00:12:57.000 That's good.

00:12:58.000 All right, let's jump to Proud Boys, and this should get a bumper because there's been some big news.

00:13:06.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:13:07.000 They finish.

00:13:08.000 Proud of your boy.

00:13:11.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:13:16.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:13:19.000 Stand back.

00:13:22.000 So, the news yesterday is that the Canadian Proud Boys have disbanded.

00:13:29.000 It's not worth going to prison.

00:13:30.000 Are you hearing kind of a very slight echo?

00:13:32.000 Check, check, check.

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:37.000 I think it's coming from the TV.

00:13:39.000 Oh, you're right.

00:13:43.000 I'll turn that down.

00:13:44.000 Check, check, check, check, check, check.

00:13:48.000 We got a new TV.

00:13:51.000 So when I first heard it, it was actually my dad who called me and said, so the Proud Boys have disbanded.

00:13:56.000 And understand, when you're labeled in terrorist organization, I mean, you can get arrested just for existing, which is such a violation of your rights, whether you're in Canada or America.

00:14:08.000 It's called freedom to associate.

00:14:10.000 You shouldn't be committing terrorist acts, obviously, but Proud Boys don't. 0.97

00:14:15.000 The only incident that's ever happened in Canada was when those Halifax guys, who had signed up to put their lives on the line for their country, went up to a bunch of assholes who were burning the Canadian flag, and they said, what are you doing? 0.97

00:14:28.000 That's the flag we're supposed to die for. 0.96

00:14:29.000 And it's Canada Day. 1.00

00:14:32.000 And they went, fuck you. 1.00

00:14:33.000 You've just disrupted an Aboriginal ceremony. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Meanwhile, there's fucking one Indian there. 1.00

00:14:37.000 And one of the Prowboys was an Indian. 0.99

00:14:39.000 And those guys all quit, were fired, punished, had to go back to boot camp, the few who stayed. 0.92

00:14:44.000 And the Indian was gay, and he was, and when I say Indian, I mean feather knot dot. 1.00

00:14:49.000 And he was third generation military man, naval officer.

00:14:54.000 His dad was in World War II, his Indian dad. 0.96

00:14:58.000 But they fucked that up, didn't they? 1.00

00:15:00.000 Because the top brass, same with the police, cannot wait to throw the grunts under the bus. 0.99

00:15:05.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

00:15:06.000 You're a liar. 1.00

00:15:07.000 That's some of the worst people there are. 1.00

00:15:09.000 In Quebec, we used to call them gérons, which means manager. 0.99

00:15:13.000 But it was an insult because the kind of person who wants to be the manager of the retail store when it's the same salary is just someone who wants to fucking boss you around. 0.95

00:15:21.000 And that's what the top brass at the police are. 0.96

00:15:23.000 And that's what the top brass in the military are.

00:15:25.000 Anyway, but I understood.

00:15:28.000 I mean, in New York City, they threw everyone in prison.

00:15:31.000 And so that particular chapter stopped having meetings.

00:15:34.000 They would have dinner together occasionally, but they're like, it's not worth it.

00:15:37.000 I'm not going to jail.

00:15:38.000 I'm not losing my pension.

00:15:39.000 All the cops quit.

00:15:41.000 The government can shut you down.

00:15:43.000 So I understood. 0.96

00:15:44.000 And then I felt kind of sad, you know, that the press or the government has that power, especially because the guy who did it in Canada is a Sikh who's a terrorist. 0.63

00:15:54.000 He was linked to the group who bombed flight whatever it was, that Air India flight that was attacked by Sikhs and went down.

00:16:03.000 He was linked to them.

00:16:04.000 He's not allowed in India. 1.00

00:16:05.000 He's such a terrorist. 0.98

00:16:06.000 But he doesn't like that the terrorist list has so many brown people on it. 0.97

00:16:10.000 So he wanted to color it up or dilute it in this case.

00:16:13.000 And he threw the Proud Boys on there with no evidence.

00:16:16.000 They had January 6, which is a whole other ball of wax.

00:16:20.000 That's not in Canada, dude.

00:16:21.000 The KKK are in Canada.

00:16:24.000 They commit terrorist acts.

00:16:25.000 They're not declared a terrorist group.

00:16:27.000 Anyway, so I called a bunch of Proud Boys in Canada.

00:16:32.000 And I go, who made this dictum?

00:16:34.000 Who decreed that Proud Boys were disbanded?

00:16:39.000 And he goes, none of them knew.

00:16:40.000 They go, nobody.

00:16:42.000 There's some rumors about some guy in Alberta.

00:16:44.000 We didn't even know there was a chapter there. 0.99

00:16:46.000 This is bullshit. 0.99

00:16:47.000 And it was announced on Telegram. 0.99

00:16:49.000 And the guys I spoke to go, we don't go on Telegram anymore.

00:16:53.000 It's been infiltrated by Nazis, feds, and journalists.

00:16:57.000 So it's just not worth it.

00:16:58.000 We totally avoid it. 1.00

00:16:59.000 We have our own shit. 1.00

00:17:01.000 Ah. 1.00

00:17:02.000 So some random turd on Telegram makes a decree and the press just fucking runs with it. 0.96

00:17:08.000 With no doubt, they don't even say like, it's alleged. 0.93

00:17:12.000 Or someone on Telegram said they just go, they're disbanded. 1.00

00:17:16.000 Now let's get Gavin deported and get the fucking American ones disbanded. 1.00

00:17:21.000 What's 1.7? 1.00

00:17:25.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:17:25.000 Canadian anti-hate network.

00:17:27.000 And the funny thing about this is they accept it as a fact and then they run with it and say, this is only the beginning, this thing we've accomplished.

00:17:33.000 The dissolution of Proud Boys Canada doesn't mean they stop organizing.

00:17:37.000 We need to focus more on movements than formal groups.

00:17:41.000 It's important to recognize that dissolution doesn't mean they've abandoned their worldview.

00:17:45.000 Oh, so now it's thought crimes, is it Canada Anti-Hate Network?

00:17:51.000 Now we have to change their thinking.

00:17:53.000 Former PB members can easily jump to another group or act as individuals.

00:17:58.000 So if they can keep going to other groups, what's the solution?

00:18:03.000 Murder? 1.00

00:18:04.000 Kill them? 1.00

00:18:05.000 Maybe some sort of brain cleansing? 1.00

00:18:08.000 Maybe you could wash their brain of their dirty thoughts? 0.92

00:18:14.000 They've announced they've dissolved, but that's not good enough. 0.72

00:18:16.000 They keep saying it.

00:18:17.000 Not one person has questioned this announcement.

00:18:20.000 I didn't either at first until I went, wait, go back.

00:18:24.000 Brian Lilly used to be my friend.

00:18:26.000 Ten years ago, Canada elected a strong, stable, conservative majority government, as Stephen Harper called it all through the campaign.

00:18:30.000 Voters rewarded Harper after two successful minorities.

00:18:34.000 Given present circumstances in Canada, anyone missed this guy running the show?

00:18:39.000 I can't tell if he's sarcastic or not.

00:18:42.000 What's 1-8?

00:18:44.000 Probably more people taking it as a fact.

00:18:46.000 I just accept this to be true.

00:18:50.000 That's the same one.

00:18:51.000 1-8.

00:18:52.000 1-7.

00:18:53.000 I must have missed.

00:18:55.000 This is 1-7.

00:18:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:58.000 So that's what I meant to show the first time.

00:18:59.000 Probably Canada was dissolved after being declared a domestic terrorist organization.

00:19:02.000 Now that's Du Proboys America. 0.99

00:19:04.000 Who is this, by the way?

00:19:04.000 Midas Touch.

00:19:06.000 I looked them up.

00:19:08.000 600,000 followers.

00:19:09.000 No one's heard of them ever.

00:19:11.000 It's Three Brothers who started it like a year ago.

00:19:14.000 I smell a scam.

00:19:16.000 I smell bought followers and a PSYOP. 1.00

00:19:20.000 This smells of Lincoln Project-like funded bullshit. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Here's a weird one. 1.00

00:19:29.000 Look at 1.9. 0.68

00:19:29.000 This is This weird little homo who's been obsessed with Prowboys for a long time. 0.68

00:19:33.000 The people who are obsessed with Prowboys aren't really obsessed with hate or justice or politics. 0.97

00:19:37.000 It's gays who want revenge on the guys who bullied them in high school. 1.00

00:19:41.000 Women, spinsters, who want revenge on the guys who won't put a ring on it and just fuck them as booty calls. 1.00

00:19:49.000 And then beta males, who, just like the gays, want revenge on alpha males for making them feel weak. 1.00

00:19:56.000 So check out this weird tweet.

00:19:58.000 Proud Boys Canada, a far-right group added to the country's list of terrorist entities, has dissolved itself.

00:20:04.000 Says who, Kyle?

00:20:06.000 And then here's a weird sentence.

00:20:08.000 The families include at least one child separated from his or her parent at age three and at least two women separated from their children in 2017.

00:20:20.000 What?

00:20:21.000 What are you talking?

00:20:23.000 What?

00:20:25.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:28.000 What?

00:20:29.000 So then I click on the link, hoping that someone's going to tell me about all these proud boys who are separated from their parents or families and all these women.

00:20:39.000 Who are the women? 1.00

00:20:40.000 Proud Boys Canada, far-right group added to the countries in February, announced that it dissolved itself.

00:20:45.000 Okay, we just read that.

00:20:46.000 The big picture.

00:20:48.000 The group founded by Gavin McKinnis, a Canadian who lives in the U.S., insisted in a statement, we were never terrorists.

00:20:52.000 Insisted in a statement, oh, the group insisted this.

00:20:55.000 We were never terrorists or a white supremacy group.

00:20:58.000 Its members are among dozens charged over the U.S. Capitol riot.

00:21:01.000 Several took part in a poorly attended far-right protest last month that organized called a White Lives Mall.

00:21:06.000 So I guess if you go deeper, he's going to tell you, go deeper.

00:21:10.000 No, you've got to click on it, I assume.

00:21:12.000 No.

00:21:13.000 No?

00:21:15.000 Okay.

00:21:16.000 So maybe the second part is people who were arrested at the Capitol. 0.89

00:21:21.000 Go back to that ridiculous tweet.

00:21:25.000 The families include at least one child separated from his or her parent at age three and at least two women separated from their children at 2017. 0.94

00:21:33.000 What are you talking about?

00:21:36.000 Anyway, amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:21:39.000 These journalists are not journalists anymore. 0.89

00:21:41.000 They're just lazy snitches who don't have the language at their disposal. 0.99

00:21:46.000 Here's a great example of that. 1.00

00:21:47.000 I've just discovered this fucking loser. 1.00

00:21:49.000 Not him. 1.00

00:21:50.000 He's just a gay. 1.00

00:21:52.000 20. 0.94

00:21:53.000 Look at this beta male.

00:21:56.000 I'm Ryan.

00:21:58.000 Ryan J. Riley.

00:21:59.000 Look at his face.

00:22:00.000 Don't hurt me. 1.00

00:22:02.000 Don't bully me, you jerks. 0.99

00:22:04.000 Hey, I'm just me, just doing my best. 0.99

00:22:07.000 I don't want any trouble.

00:22:09.000 I don't want any lips.

00:22:11.000 So this guy's, look at his write-up.

00:22:14.000 He's at HuffPo, of course, Beta Mail Central.

00:22:17.000 But he's currently focused on the Capital Attack Manhunt.

00:22:22.000 And you just go through his Twitter feed, and it's all snitching.

00:22:26.000 That guy was there.

00:22:28.000 That guy went there.

00:22:29.000 What about the riots, Ryan?

00:22:31.000 J. Riley, RJR. 0.99

00:22:33.000 What about the fucking storming of other government buildings by BLM and Antifa all throughout the year? 0.99

00:22:40.000 Don't care. 0.99

00:22:41.000 No, it's just this one.

00:22:43.000 What does that one say that he retweeted?

00:22:45.000 DOJ got all the Proud Boys telegram texts from Ethan Nordine's phone.

00:22:52.000 The telegram texts, the telegrams have thousands and thousands of people on them who just, there's no proof that they're Proud Boys.

00:23:01.000 It was an interesting hearing.

00:23:03.000 Defense attorney, like, why is he so obsessed with Ethan Nordine's sins? 0.99

00:23:07.000 Ethan Nordine, by the way, Rufio Panman, where we saw it was all bullshit. 1.00

00:23:12.000 All of the evidence against him was bullshit. 0.99

00:23:15.000 And one tiny example of that, a perfect example of it, was he had a fake passport to skip the country, where you go, that's like pretty high-level crime. 1.00

00:23:24.000 That's like El Chapo-level shit. 0.96

00:23:27.000 No, it was his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's, or sorry, his wife's ex-boyfriend's passport that happened to be sitting in a drawer somewhere. 0.99

00:23:36.000 Didn't look anything like him.

00:23:38.000 That's the kind of evidence against Ethan Nordine.

00:23:40.000 Yet babyface pussylips is just consumed with catching all these people and moms. 1.00

00:23:47.000 The January 6th riot was a meandering. 0.99

00:23:51.000 It was dumb, but it was politically irrelevant. 0.98

00:23:55.000 And to devote your life to it like some sad little snitch is something I hope one day dawns on you. 1.00

00:24:02.000 I hope there's one day when you're a dad where you go, what kind of faggot shit was that? 1.00

00:24:08.000 What was I doing? 1.00

00:24:12.000 Anyway. 0.96

00:24:14.000 You can't talk about debald, castrated men without talking about feminism. 0.98

00:24:27.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:24:29.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:24:30.000 Yes.

00:24:31.000 Front page of the New York Post today, the $130 billion divorce.

00:24:36.000 Bill and Melinda Gates have split.

00:24:39.000 Seems kind of weird to split at that age, doesn't it? 1.00

00:24:42.000 Like you want more pussy? 1.00

00:24:46.000 Really? 1.00

00:24:47.000 You don't strike me as a big pussymonger there, Bill.

00:24:50.000 He's out on the prowl, ready for some tail. 1.00

00:24:54.000 Bill, my advice to you would be fuck some fatties to get into the groove. 1.00

00:24:59.000 Fuck some fours. 1.00

00:25:01.000 Oh, wait a minute. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Wait, we got to go back.

00:25:05.000 Sorry, Unturned Stone here.

00:25:07.000 Go back to 20.

00:25:14.000 Yeah, sorry, we got to read this letter.

00:25:15.000 So Ryan J. Riley has found a letter from Senator Dick Durbin.

00:25:20.000 That must be important, right?

00:25:21.000 It's a senator. 0.99

00:25:23.000 I have to read you this because it is amateur fucking hour. 0.93

00:25:26.000 I write to a crest more information about deeply troubling reports suggesting that the FBI failed to use its sources in the Proud Boys to develop intelligence about the January 6th insurrection. 0.93

00:25:37.000 The insurrection was not planned. 1.00

00:25:39.000 It was a fucking stupid accident. 1.00

00:25:40.000 If anyone had planned it, it was the DNC to make the Republicans look bad. 1.00

00:25:46.000 But all of this evidence of oath keepers and Proud Boys planning to storm the Capitol is horseshit. 0.82

00:25:54.000 Oh, but this proves that the FBI spoke to Proud Boys. 0.59

00:25:57.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:26:00.000 They were not FBI informants.

00:26:01.000 They go, we're having a parade here.

00:26:02.000 We don't want to get arrested.

00:26:04.000 I assume this is cool.

00:26:06.000 Some guys would talk to the FBI, not as informants, but just as Antif was doing this.

00:26:12.000 This is the guy who threatened us.

00:26:13.000 This is the one who came at us with a knife. 0.99

00:26:16.000 There was no undercover shit. 0.99

00:26:19.000 There's the weird shit with Enrique Tario way back when he was arrested. 0.99

00:26:22.000 But as far as Proud Boys talking to FBI in a modern sense, yeah. 0.97

00:26:27.000 Hi, FBI.

00:26:28.000 Someone shot at my house yesterday.

00:26:31.000 Hey, FBI, someone sent a credible death threat.

00:26:34.000 Hey, FBI, I found a makeshift bomb by my car.

00:26:39.000 That's how they would talk.

00:26:40.000 That's their informing.

00:26:42.000 And also, hey, FBI, we're going to have a rally here.

00:26:46.000 We have a permit.

00:26:46.000 I assume it'll be cool.

00:26:48.000 In your recent appearance before the Senate, you testified, whose perpetrators included violent white supremacists, no evidence of that, and a large growing number of militia, violent extremists who associate with militias, such as the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.

00:27:05.000 So now Proud Boys are a white supremacist militia, according to this.

00:27:10.000 Can you tell a difference between the Huffington Post and senators?

00:27:14.000 They all sound the same to me.

00:27:16.000 Like kids, like the CIA had yesterday, where she doesn't want to feel less than.

00:27:24.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:27:25.000 Trained in advance once they arrived at the Capitol and had an armed quick reaction force on standby to ferry weapons to the Capitol.

00:27:31.000 What are you talking about?

00:27:32.000 Prosecutors have produced evidence of coordination between the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys, several of whose members have also been indicted for conspiracy. 1.00

00:27:39.000 Yeah, because we have a fucked up retarded justice system that are almost as dumb as you, Ryan J. Riley and Dick Durbin. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Despite clear evidence of these violent extremists coordinated in advance, nope. 1.00

00:27:50.000 The FBI does not appear to have warned of political violence targeting January 6th.

00:27:54.000 So the implication there is that the FBI knew it and they said, let's do it.

00:27:59.000 And even then, the FBI's warning was limited to situational information report.

00:28:03.000 You've characterized this wrong.

00:28:05.000 Didn't the FBI, didn't the Secret Service shoot Ashley Babbitt? 0.95

00:28:10.000 The FBI's, was that not good enough?

00:28:12.000 I guess that's what he's saying here.

00:28:14.000 Ryan Riley and Dick Durbin want more Ashley Babbitts. 1.00

00:28:17.000 The FBI's failure to issue a formal intelligence bulletin, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:20.000 Maybe this wasn't as good as I thought it was.

00:28:22.000 What's the next page?

00:28:24.000 I won't read the whole thing, but I appreciate your acknowledgement.

00:28:28.000 The FBI has focused very hard and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:30.000 These reports raise further concern.

00:28:33.000 Please address the following.

00:28:34.000 One, given the FBI's apparent relationship with Proud Boys, sources, no, Proud Boy sources, why did the FBI fail to detect the threat that the Proud Boys and similar militia violent extremists posed to the Capitol on January 6th?

00:28:50.000 Because there was no threat, because there was no plan.

00:28:54.000 Michael Graves had a concert planned. 1.00

00:28:56.000 They knew that there would be violent, stupid Antifa shit. 1.00

00:29:00.000 They wanted to be able to relax and go to bars. 1.00

00:29:02.000 They knew everything was shut down, so they planned to go to Virginia that afternoon.

00:29:06.000 That's not someone who's planning a riot. 1.00

00:29:09.000 So you're a retard. 1.00

00:29:12.000 Two, one member of the Proud Boys has indicated in court filings that he regularly informed FBI personnel about Proud Boys' activities in Portland, Oregon to ask for advice on planned marches or demonstrations. 0.99

00:29:22.000 What march routes to take, where to go, where not to go.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:28.000 What's the problem here? 1.00

00:29:29.000 Antifa riot and burn shit down. 1.00

00:29:32.000 Proud boys would get permits and say, we're going to go from here to here. 1.00

00:29:35.000 We don't want any trouble.

00:29:37.000 We're not trying to get arrested.

00:29:38.000 We're just trying to be patriotic.

00:29:40.000 That's not working with the FBI to destroy the Capitol.

00:29:46.000 Go back.

00:29:47.000 I am glad I went back to this because of that.

00:29:50.000 And that he had similar discussions with the FBI about Proud Boys' events in other cities.

00:29:54.000 Did the FBI ask its Proud Boys sources about their plans for January 6th?

00:29:59.000 If not, why not?

00:30:00.000 I assume they didn't because there were no plans for January 6th.

00:30:04.000 They're still clinging to this standback, standby thing.

00:30:08.000 I noticed that all over Twitter.

00:30:11.000 They were working for Trump.

00:30:12.000 That's why they stormed it.

00:30:13.000 They stormed the Capitol to stop the election.

00:30:16.000 And Trump told them to.

00:30:17.000 He said, stand back and stand by.

00:30:18.000 He wasn't just trying to say stand down and forgot the verbiage.

00:30:23.000 How many people believe that, do you think? 1.00

00:30:26.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit. 0.99

00:30:29.000 Out of 100 people who are familiar with politics in the Capitol, how many of them believe that Trump said stand back and stand by and then said, unleash the hounds. 1.00

00:30:37.000 And they unleashed a planned attack on January 6th?

00:30:40.000 Ryan J. Reilly definitely does.

00:30:41.000 Dick Durbin does. 0.87

00:30:43.000 I would say, well, 50% of people think like me and think the Capitol was just a dumb accident. 0.88

00:30:50.000 50% think it was an evil right-wing, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:30:53.000 So out of those lefties, I would say 30% of the 50% thinks that it was all planned and Trump said, sick him.

00:31:02.000 And this guy has devoted his life to apprehending all the old ladies and plumbers who were pissed off and dared to wander into the Capitol. 0.81

00:31:13.000 All right, sorry.

00:31:13.000 So we're back to feminism.

00:31:16.000 Bill Gates.

00:31:17.000 So she split. 1.00

00:31:18.000 And I calculated, well, I wanted to calculate exactly how much she made per fuck. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Because she's got half of 130B. 0.99

00:31:30.000 I actually think it's 146B. 0.98

00:31:34.000 So I worked out, I dug up the richest woman in the world, and I looked up how much they got after the divorce, and then back calculated how many fucks they've had. 1.00

00:31:44.000 Anyway, let me explain.

00:31:52.000 Hey guys, let's talk about the five richest women in the world, hardworking women, came up with business ideas, hustled, said, I'm not having kids, and invented something or created an industry. 1.00

00:32:05.000 Just kidding.

00:32:07.000 They're all wives, daughters, granddaughters of rich guys.

00:32:10.000 That's how women make money. 1.00

00:32:12.000 They lie on their backs and think of England. 1.00

00:32:15.000 So if you want to be rich, fuck a rich guy or have a rich dad. 1.00

00:32:20.000 The great thing about having a rich dad, of course, is you don't have to fuck him. 1.00

00:32:24.000 So I've calculated here how much money these women have made per fuck. 1.00

00:32:28.000 Now, I'm only doing five because I'm bad at math, but I checked the top ten. 0.99

00:32:34.000 They're all the same.

00:32:36.000 To find an independently wealthy woman, I guess you got like Oprah. 1.00

00:32:40.000 How much is she worth? 0.99

00:32:41.000 Can you pull that up?

00:32:43.000 I would argue that she made all her money all by herself. 1.00

00:32:46.000 She's an independently wealthy woman.

00:32:48.000 She's probably worth $3.5 billion. 0.99

00:32:52.000 3.5.

00:32:53.000 I got that on me. 0.99

00:32:55.000 Anyway, if you want the real numbers, you got to suck Nerdcock. 0.96

00:32:59.000 But before I get into how much, I have to show you my tabulations here. 0.99

00:33:04.000 So pre-marriage fucks don't count. 0.99

00:33:06.000 Those are fuck vestiments, right? 0.99

00:33:09.000 I'd say the first five years is 2.5 times a week, right? 0.98

00:33:12.000 Things are rolling.

00:33:13.000 You don't have kids yet.

00:33:14.000 So that's 650 right there.

00:33:17.000 Then from five to 10 years, the kids are around.

00:33:19.000 So it's going to go down to once a week.

00:33:21.000 They're sleeping in the bed and stuff. 0.98

00:33:22.000 So those five years only get 260, half the fucks. 1.00

00:33:28.000 And then from 10 years to 20 years, the kids are around where the idea of your 10-year-old walking in and seeing you face fuck your wife is not worth it. 1.00

00:33:39.000 You'd rather just not do it. 0.99

00:33:40.000 They have to be out of the house.

00:33:41.000 The door is locked.

00:33:42.000 So now we're down to once a month.

00:33:45.000 And this isn't me.

00:33:46.000 I'm doing quite well.

00:33:47.000 I've got my hump day Wednesdays.

00:33:50.000 But average couples, I'm going to go with 120. 0.96

00:33:53.000 I did a bit of research for this.

00:33:55.000 And so once a month for those 10 years.

00:33:58.000 And then that makes a total for the first 20 years, 1,030.

00:34:02.000 I've noticed all of these couples seem to get divorced after 20 years. 1.00

00:34:05.000 So I guess women only want to be fucked by you 1,000 times. 1.00

00:34:09.000 Or maybe menopause comes in and they lose their libido and they're sort of lying underneath this guy going, I'm rich. 1.00

00:34:14.000 What am I doing here?

00:34:16.000 So then I go after the 20-year mark.

00:34:19.000 And a lot of these marriages were going bad.

00:34:21.000 So I'm only going to give you twice a year after that.

00:34:25.000 Again, that's not really normal.

00:34:27.000 That's couples that are coming to a close, which these did.

00:34:30.000 All right.

00:34:32.000 So are you ready?

00:34:32.000 Let's start with the fifth richest woman in the world, pretty new to this incredible wealth.

00:34:38.000 It is the wife of Jeff Bezos, Mackenzie Bezos.

00:34:43.000 And she's at a mere $43 billion.

00:34:45.000 I think she looks pretty good.

00:34:48.000 So she was married 25 years, right?

00:34:51.000 And remember, after 20, the numbers go way down.

00:34:53.000 So it's $1,030 for the first 20.

00:34:57.000 And then for the last five, it's barely more than that. 0.99

00:34:59.000 So that brings us to 1,040 fucks, which means every time Mackenzie got on all fours and allowed herself to be drilled by that asymmetrical-eyed bald freak of a turtle, she was getting $41 million per fuck. 1.00

00:35:16.000 $41,346,153 for every single lay. 1.00

00:35:23.000 Worth it!

00:35:25.000 Number four is the daughter of Sam Walton.

00:35:29.000 Now, you remember Sam Walton? 1.00

00:35:30.000 He was the guy who decided to go door-to-door selling stupid shit. 1.00

00:35:34.000 Oh, my collar went up. 1.00

00:35:36.000 I think meals and stuff, encyclopedias, whatever, junk.

00:35:40.000 He was a door-to-door salesman, and he parlayed that into a giant, monolithic, small business-eating tractor-trailer, steamroller machine, backhoe, that some argue destroyed America's economy in many ways.

00:35:54.000 It definitely strangled a lot of entrepreneurs, but it is cool buying a chainsaw at 3 in the morning.

00:36:00.000 So there's two sides to every story, as Billy Bragg would say.

00:36:03.000 But Alice Walton was a daughter, went to private schools her whole life, had a great life. 0.99

00:36:08.000 And the great thing about Alice Walton is she never had to fuck her dad. 1.00

00:36:13.000 So $62 billion, all gravy. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Nice deal.

00:36:18.000 Number three, the wife of David Koch, the Koch brothers.

00:36:24.000 Sometimes I wonder if it's pronounced cock, and they just said, let's just say it's pronounced Coke from now on.

00:36:30.000 And everyone will have to say that. 1.00

00:36:31.000 And then if they say cock, then they look like assholes. 1.00

00:36:35.000 They look like perverts. 1.00

00:36:36.000 I dated a girl in high school called Stephanie Alcock was her name. 1.00

00:36:41.000 And she was punk. 0.91

00:36:42.000 And we had sex once at a bush bash.

00:36:44.000 The only way to have fun in Kanada, Ontario was to walk 45 minutes out into the forest where the cops are too lazy to go.

00:36:50.000 And then you'd have a bonfire.

00:36:51.000 It was really fun.

00:36:52.000 But don't stay too late because then it's all metalheads and they want to fight because they're drunk.

00:36:56.000 And that's bad news. 0.94

00:36:57.000 Especially this black kid named Sheldon. 1.00

00:37:00.000 Anyway, I was having sex with her and it was going in between her legs into the moss of a rock. 1.00

00:37:06.000 And when we were done, I guess I literally FTW'd. 1.00

00:37:10.000 I fucked the world. 1.00

00:37:11.000 When we were done, I had twigs in my foreskin. 1.00

00:37:14.000 And she found out that I put on a list of the girls I've had sex with, which wasn't very big back then. 0.93

00:37:19.000 It's since become the Encyclopedia Britannica.

00:37:22.000 But she goes, I went off that list now.

00:37:24.000 Why? 0.99

00:37:25.000 You never fucked me. 0.99

00:37:26.000 Yeah, but you gave me permission. 0.99

00:37:28.000 It doesn't matter. 0.99

00:37:28.000 You never fucked me. 0.99

00:37:30.000 So I put the earth on that list. 0.99

00:37:33.000 And I did.

00:37:34.000 Anyway, Julia Koch, very attractive.

00:37:37.000 She didn't really get divorced.

00:37:39.000 So I wasn't hard on her numbers post-20 years.

00:37:43.000 She was married for 23 years. 0.81

00:37:44.000 Her husband, her old-ass husband, died of old age.

00:37:48.000 But she was the wife of David Koch. 1.00

00:37:51.000 So normally I would give 23 years 1,036 fucks. 0.98

00:37:56.000 But her marriage was going well. 0.98

00:37:58.000 And they got along splendidly. 0.98

00:38:00.000 So I'm going to give them 2,000 fucks for the 23 years.

00:38:05.000 And that ends up being, I told you the average already was around 56 million, didn't I? 0.90

00:38:12.000 So you can kind of guess where this is going.

00:38:14.000 $60 million.

00:38:16.000 $60.5 million. 1.00

00:38:19.000 $60,521,235 per fuck. 1.00

00:38:23.000 Amazing deal. 1.00

00:38:25.000 Great deal, Julia.

00:38:27.000 Number two, we have a new one as of today.

00:38:31.000 Bill Gates.

00:38:32.000 The wife of Bill Gates.

00:38:34.000 Melinda Gates. 1.00

00:38:35.000 She's an ugly man, let alone woman. 1.00

00:38:39.000 Her kids are pretty attractive, so I assume that's plastic surgery. 0.99

00:38:42.000 But doesn't that look like an okay guy to hang out with?

00:38:45.000 That looks like sort of like when you see Megan the Stallion's dad.

00:38:49.000 I'll pull up that picture in a second.

00:38:52.000 I mean, mom.

00:38:53.000 You look at Megan the Stallion's mom and you're like, you seem like a cool dude.

00:38:56.000 I'd like to grab a beer with you.

00:38:58.000 You also seem like you're one of the best players in the NFL.

00:39:03.000 But when Linda Gates, he seems like a lonely dude at the bar who's retired.

00:39:08.000 His wife left him.

00:39:10.000 And he's like, I can't get a date.

00:39:11.000 No one's interested. 0.98

00:39:12.000 And you're like, well, it sucks, Bill. 1.00

00:39:14.000 Meanwhile, you're thinking, yeah, because you're fucking ugly, dude. 1.00

00:39:17.000 Is that the mom? 1.00

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:21.000 I've seen even harsher pictures than that where she's just a very handsome, cool dude.

00:39:28.000 So anyway, married 27 years.

00:39:30.000 We're going to assume the last seven years suck, so they're not getting a lot.

00:39:33.000 They're going back to my average of twice a year. 0.99

00:39:37.000 So that's 1,044 fucks, Melinda Gates and Bill Gates fucked 1,044 times. 1.00

00:39:44.000 Her inheritance, I'm just splitting his $146 billion in half because their foundation and their stocks, it's complicated. 0.98

00:39:53.000 So let's assume it's going to be about $73 billion. 0.99

00:39:56.000 That ends up being $69, $69.9 million per fuck. 1.00

00:40:05.000 Good deal. 1.00

00:40:06.000 You know what?

00:40:07.000 I'm changing my copy here.

00:40:09.000 Great deal.

00:40:10.000 $69,923,371 every time she lay under that strange little bird nerd.

00:40:18.000 He crawled on top of her with her skinny legs and pumped away. 0.99

00:40:22.000 And she thought, this sucks. 0.99

00:40:24.000 This is unpleasant, but it's worth $69 million to me. 0.94

00:40:29.000 And finally, this woman is in everything.

00:40:32.000 She is the granddaughter of Eugene Schuler, who started L'Oréal, the makeup company. 1.00

00:40:38.000 Women are stupid when it comes to makeup and stuff. 1.00

00:40:41.000 And it's ironic that all these men get rich because in her case, she got rich off of women's vanity. 1.00

00:40:47.000 Look at her weird shoes. 1.00

00:40:49.000 She's the richest woman in the world. 0.99

00:40:52.000 Can you have some heels on?

00:40:53.000 You represent France.

00:40:55.000 They're like weird skechers or something. 1.00

00:40:59.000 They look like those sneakers that you can wear on a job site because they're steel-toed.

00:41:04.000 Are you pulling them out?

00:41:06.000 You crop them, I guess.

00:41:09.000 Never crop shoes, dude.

00:41:10.000 They're the most important part of a look.

00:41:13.000 These look like OSHA shoes.

00:41:17.000 You can wear these when you're inspecting restaurants.

00:41:20.000 You can wear these to the post office.

00:41:22.000 What are those things?

00:41:23.000 And you're doing a presentation. 0.99

00:41:24.000 You could have your stilettos on, walk out, sit on the stool, and then go put your fucking orthopedic shoes on after the thing. 0.99

00:41:31.000 Anyway, she doesn't have to do that because she's worth $82 billion. 1.00

00:41:38.000 That's pretty good.

00:41:39.000 A trillion is $1,000 billion, so no one's a trillionaire, but she's almost worth $100 bill. 0.97

00:41:44.000 How do you spend that?

00:41:45.000 The interest alone.

00:41:47.000 And that's the problem, too, with a lot of these women. 1.00

00:41:48.000 You'll see the data and then you'll look it up and it's gone up $10 billion.

00:41:52.000 Because once you reach a sort of critical mass of billions, the interest, the investments, they just start multiplying.

00:41:59.000 But anyway, her grandfather created L'Oreal, the makeup company. 1.00

00:42:02.000 A bunch of women spent tons of money on that stupid bullshit. 1.00

00:42:04.000 It's all exactly the same, whether it's $100 or $10. 1.00

00:42:08.000 And she never fucked her grandfather once. 0.99

00:42:11.000 So that is 100% gravy. 0.99

00:42:14.000 Congratulations, Francois.

00:42:16.000 Vouséde Le Grande Gagnon.

00:42:18.000 Hello. 1.00

00:42:35.000 Fuck a billionaire. 1.00

00:42:36.000 It's worth it. 1.00

00:42:37.000 If you get a ring on it.

00:42:39.000 I sent you a picture of the picture I was thinking of, Megan thee Stallion.

00:42:43.000 That's Megan Thee Stallion's mom.

00:42:45.000 Doesn't she look like a cool guy to hang out with and play football with? 0.56

00:42:50.000 A lot of testosterone going on there.

00:42:54.000 Maybe she died from a concussion in the NFL.

00:43:00.000 Speaking of feminism, I've noticed this trend, especially in Britain, where women are not having kids to save the planet. 1.00

00:43:09.000 Which is great.

00:43:10.000 Thank you for doing that.

00:43:11.000 2-2.

00:43:16.000 It's quality, not quantity, my dear.

00:43:19.000 Here's the thing about this dumb rationale where I'm going to save the planet by not having kids.

00:43:24.000 That's like recycling your coffee cup when your neighbor is throwing toxic waste out the window. 0.98

00:43:31.000 China, the third world, Central America, Middle East, 7 billion people going fucking nuts and you're going to take one or two out of the equation? 0.54

00:43:43.000 Why don't you go to the beach, wash one grain of sand, and then put it back and go, I just cleaned up the beach. 0.92

00:43:49.000 I'm doing my part.

00:43:50.000 Every little bit counts.

00:43:52.000 No, every little bit doesn't count.

00:43:54.000 And what if you have a kid who becomes an environmentalist activist and saves the world and helps curb the population in Africa and China and the Middle East to the tune of billions?

00:44:06.000 Isn't that a much bigger impact?

00:44:08.000 You numbskulls? 0.66

00:44:10.000 Isn't that a great example of the deaths of mass? 0.60

00:44:13.000 This could be good because all of the women that would participate in this are pro-choice lefties. 1.00

00:44:19.000 So the only women birthing children would be familiar with that argument. 1.00

00:44:25.000 It's a form of right-wing eugenics. 0.69

00:44:27.000 Okay.

00:44:28.000 This could also just be a fad.

00:44:30.000 I mean, who isn't a lefty when they're a 29-year-old girl?

00:44:34.000 True.

00:44:35.000 But scroll down.

00:44:40.000 No, they have pictures of them, I think.

00:44:42.000 Go down more.

00:44:44.000 There.

00:44:45.000 She's not doing it.

00:44:46.000 She's saving the planet.

00:44:47.000 Thank you.

00:44:50.000 Thank you, Sailor Jack.

00:44:51.000 Oh, that's just one.

00:44:52.000 Okay.

00:44:53.000 Wait, there's a video there.

00:44:56.000 224.

00:44:57.000 Maybe it's 2.

00:44:57.000 Yeah, it's 2-3.

00:44:58.000 Go to the next one, 2-3.

00:45:01.000 And if you jump to 2-2-4, I don't think she's aware how incredibly sad this is.

00:45:10.000 Look at her. 0.90

00:45:11.000 They all seem to be quite ugly. 0.93

00:45:13.000 I don't think it's selfish.

00:45:16.000 He was desperate to have his own.

00:45:18.000 He kind of assumed that I would change my mind because we were together and we were in love.

00:45:22.000 He would try and convince me that I did want to have children with him, and he'd tell me he'd look so sexy pregnant. 0.98

00:45:27.000 The fact was, I didn't want to have kids, his or anyone else's, and if he wanted to have children, he'd have to find another woman, which is what he did.

00:45:37.000 I guess that it's quite lucky that I have never been broody because it means I don't have I don't feel that I'm making a sacrifice.

00:45:43.000 However, if I were to have that biological clock kicking in that everyone tells me is going to happen, I would now say no.

00:45:52.000 Even if I did become broody, now I would make a conscious decision not to have children because of that reason.

00:45:58.000 I don't want to contribute to a global population.

00:46:01.000 I don't want to add two to seven billion.

00:46:04.000 Often project their own lifestyles onto you or their life choices or whatever. 0.99

00:46:10.000 If we're talking about fucks for Melinda Gates, then yes, giving up a fuck is giving up about $60 million. 1.00

00:46:17.000 I understand that. 0.99

00:46:18.000 But one out of $7 billion, two, three out of seven billion, it's statistically irrelevant.

00:46:26.000 Let me say it again.

00:46:28.000 Statistically irrelevant. 1.00

00:46:31.000 And then, of course, there's my horrible Western chauvinism that says that Western babies are of more value than some piece of trash in Bangladesh that lives in the garbage, literally lives in the garbage. 0.99

00:46:45.000 Yes, but we consume more. 1.00

00:46:47.000 No, not really.

00:46:49.000 When you look at the way China pollutes, their population does a lot more damage than ours. 1.00

00:46:55.000 And you're not going to have five or six kids.

00:46:57.000 You might have one, you old bag.

00:46:59.000 Anyway, I thought it was interesting that women who have trashed their ovaries and are starting to regret it, they look to women such as Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman for advice. 0.92

00:47:10.000 And you go, Sarah's miserable.

00:47:13.000 She looks over at her sister in Israel who has like six kids, six adorable angels, and she just gets getting older and uglier and less relevant and worser at politics. 1.00

00:47:27.000 And so they call her and they go, I fucked up just like you. 0.99

00:47:31.000 What should I do? 0.99

00:47:33.000 Hi, Sarah.

00:47:34.000 My name is Rachel.

00:47:37.000 I just wanted to ask a bit of advice.

00:47:39.000 I'm turning 40 at the end of next year, but I can already feel something brewing like that at best there's going to be a bit of a meltdown and at worst is going to be some kind of horrific, full-blown midlife crisis.

00:47:53.000 And it's the first time I've ever really given age any consideration because, you know, I know age is just a number and all that stuff.

00:48:00.000 But 40 feels like a big one and it kind of feels like a scary next stage of like the second half of your life, I suppose.

00:48:07.000 Well, it is the second half of your life.

00:48:08.000 But I just want to do it in a good way.

00:48:10.000 I don't want to be rubbish about this.

00:48:12.000 And I was wondering how you did it.

00:48:13.000 Did turning 40 bother you?

00:48:17.000 And how do you just go into your 40s and do it in a great way?

00:48:24.000 That's what I want to know.

00:48:25.000 Thank you.

00:48:27.000 By the way.

00:48:28.000 I think when I turn 40.

00:48:30.000 She keeps getting dumped. 0.99

00:48:32.000 She keeps blowing relationships. 1.00

00:48:34.000 She keeps getting used and abused and thrown out the back door. 1.00

00:48:37.000 Sarah?

00:48:38.000 Yeah, no ring on it.

00:48:39.000 I thought she was married. 0.95

00:48:40.000 Oh, wow.

00:48:41.000 No, she's just. 1.00

00:48:42.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:48:44.000 She gets eaten up, chewed up, and swallowed, and shat out onto the street. 1.00

00:48:49.000 But yeah, how can I live a life like yours where men just use me for sex and career? 0.99

00:48:54.000 It's good for your career to have dated Sarah Silverman for a bit.

00:48:57.000 You get the paps out there.

00:48:58.000 People know your name.

00:49:00.000 Bye.

00:49:04.000 That's what I want to know.

00:49:05.000 Thank you.

00:49:08.000 I think when I turned 40, I remember in therapy deciding, like, I need to relearn it.

00:49:19.000 Like, I needed to start to kind of reframe how I thought about age.

00:49:24.000 Or I was going to be doomed to be sad instead of happy, you know?

00:49:32.000 One way I reframed it is this.

00:49:34.000 I realized, I'm the youngest I'm ever going to be.

00:49:38.000 That's it.

00:49:39.000 I'm the youngest.

00:49:40.000 You're the youngest you're ever going to be again. 0.99

00:49:43.000 I heard her say this about her tits once. 1.00

00:49:45.000 She said, they're the lowest they've ever been and the highest they're ever going to get. 0.97

00:49:51.000 I'm the youngest I'm ever going to be.

00:49:53.000 Okay.

00:49:54.000 So you're young then.

00:49:56.000 Liking it.

00:49:58.000 You know, I know that in five years, you know, I'll be lamenting about how good I look to now.

00:50:05.000 That's no way to live.

00:50:08.000 You know, if you feel shitty about yourself now, there's no way you're going to look at a picture of yourself now in 10 years.

00:50:15.000 We know where she's going with this.

00:50:16.000 Isn't this interesting, though?

00:50:17.000 Because women are really good. 1.00

00:50:19.000 Holy shit, that's a hot picture of her. 1.00

00:50:24.000 Zoikes. 1.00

00:50:26.000 But that's also the paparazzi and photographers and lighting and all that shit. 0.99

00:50:32.000 We've said this a million times. 0.99

00:50:33.000 Women are great at optimism, the glass being half full. 1.00

00:50:38.000 And so you give them a shitty situation like your ovaries are dried up, you didn't get married, men just use you as a booty call. 1.00

00:50:46.000 And you go, I have to reframe how I think about things. 0.99

00:50:51.000 Men are much more prudent and rational, and they go, this sucks. 1.00

00:50:54.000 I'm fucking bald. 1.00

00:50:55.000 Shit. 1.00

00:50:56.000 I was a six, now I'm a five. 1.00

00:51:00.000 Now, the beauty of being a mommy is your sweet angels think that you're the most beautiful woman in the world for the rest of your life.

00:51:07.000 And your husband sticks by you.

00:51:09.000 It's cheaper to keep her.

00:51:12.000 He can't dump you on a whim like boyfriends can, especially when no kids are involved.

00:51:17.000 Just say, I'm not really feeling this anymore.

00:51:19.000 Bye.

00:51:20.000 Like Louis C.K. says, you don't have kids, you're not married.

00:51:23.000 You could die. 0.89

00:51:23.000 Nobody would care. 0.89

00:51:24.000 And that's the rough thing about being single and old when you're a man, but it's devastating when you're a woman.

00:51:31.000 Ladies, get a ring on it. 1.00

00:51:33.000 If you're in your 20s and you're dating a comedian, dump him.

00:51:37.000 If you're dating a musician, dump him. 0.64

00:51:39.000 DJ, photographer, dump, dump, dump. 0.90

00:51:42.000 Pro-BMXer, pro-skateboarder, dumpity, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump.

00:51:46.000 Men are only as loyal as their opportunities. 1.00

00:51:48.000 And if someone's begging to suck their dicks 24-hour a day, like Johnny Knoxville or who's the guy, Derek Jeter or whatever, eventually they're going to break down and be like, okay, you can suck it. 1.00

00:52:00.000 Next thing you know, Kanye's cheating on fucking Kim and he's out the door. 1.00

00:52:07.000 So marry someone who is ambitious. 1.00

00:52:10.000 They don't have to be rich. 1.00

00:52:11.000 You don't need $70 million of fuck. 1.00

00:52:14.000 But marry someone who has some sort of a drive and make sure you have a deadline for this. 1.00

00:52:20.000 And by 30, you better have one of these and start making babies. 0.63

00:52:23.000 Or you're going to be sitting there reframing how you think about happiness, which I have to hand it to women. 1.00

00:52:29.000 They are very good at. 0.98

00:52:31.000 A kid shows me a shitty drawing of a horse. 0.97

00:52:33.000 I go, that doesn't look like a horse. 0.97

00:52:36.000 A mommy sees a horse.

00:52:38.000 It looks like the black stallion.

00:52:40.000 That's the most beautiful horse I've ever seen.

00:52:42.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:52:48.000 And what have we done to women? 1.00

00:52:50.000 We've turned them into serial aborters who are cunts and talk to authority like... 1.00

00:52:57.000 Talk to men in general like they've been bad boys. 0.99

00:53:00.000 Check out the way this woman is talking to a cop. 1.00

00:53:01.000 Imagine being a cop and not slapping everyone you met right in the fucking face. 1.00

00:53:06.000 Matt Walsh phrased it best. 1.00

00:53:08.000 This blabbering asshole. 1.00

00:53:09.000 That's exactly what she is. 1.00

00:53:12.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:53:13.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:53:13.000 I wish they didn't blur her face. 1.00

00:53:20.000 Yes, you are, ma'am.

00:53:21.000 Good morning.

00:53:22.000 Which is, and the speed limit is 40, and I was going 38, so why are you harassing me?

00:53:26.000 You're correct.

00:53:27.000 I pulled over because... 1.00

00:53:27.000 Because you're a murderer. 1.00

00:53:29.000 Yes, I started to record because you can't be on your cell phone while you're driving. 0.99

00:53:35.000 You can't record your recording.

00:53:36.000 You can't use your cell phone while you're.

00:53:38.000 You have your driver's license?

00:53:40.000 It's at my apartment.

00:53:43.000 What you're doing.

00:53:44.000 It's at my home.

00:53:45.000 I'm just taking my sentences.

00:53:47.000 Do you have your driver's license?

00:53:49.000 I mistakenly left it at home.

00:53:51.000 Do you have a picture of your driver's license?

00:53:53.000 Yes, I do.

00:53:56.000 And can you call your supervisor, please?

00:53:59.000 I'm already dead is on his way.

00:54:02.000 Okay.

00:54:04.000 And so you're giving me a cell phone ticket?

00:54:07.000 Is that why you're harassing me?

00:54:09.000 Not harassment.

00:54:10.000 I am enforcing the law.

00:54:11.000 I have a right to even record the police when they're harassing me.

00:54:14.000 By all means, but you can't do it while you're driving.

00:54:18.000 I wasn't texting or none of that.

00:54:22.000 You scared me and made me think you were going to murder me.

00:54:24.000 Okay, well, I'm sorry you feel that way.

00:54:26.000 Well, that's not just a feeling. 1.00

00:54:28.000 You're a murderer. 0.99

00:54:29.000 Okay. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Can you zoom in on that for me, Jeff? 1.00

00:54:31.000 Sure.

00:54:31.000 Measure's like, you're right.

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:35.000 Got me.

00:54:36.000 You know, you're right.

00:54:38.000 Thank you.

00:54:38.000 And I'm perfectly legal, and I'm a teacher.

00:54:42.000 So there. 0.97

00:54:43.000 Just, cop, if you are going to murder someone in your career, you're part of that 0.0001% that is evil and insane, I think this might be your time. 0.98

00:54:52.000 This is the one. 0.98

00:54:53.000 This is the one. 0.97

00:54:54.000 If you're going to spin the roulette wheel, I don't think you're going to get better than this as far as someone to kill. 1.00

00:55:02.000 You're a murderer. 1.00

00:55:03.000 I got that. 1.00

00:55:04.000 What's your last name?

00:55:04.000 I can't see that there.

00:55:05.000 Well, here you go, man.

00:55:06.000 Stop shaking.

00:55:08.000 Zoom in on that for me.

00:55:09.000 No, because you're scaring me. 0.99

00:55:11.000 You're threatening to kill me and my son. 0.98

00:55:13.000 Can you give me a turn? 1.00

00:55:14.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:55:15.000 And her son's in the fucking car? 1.00

00:55:16.000 Threatening to kill me and my son. 1.00

00:55:18.000 That's the type of behavior she's exhibiting in front of a child. 1.00

00:55:20.000 Does she really believe this?

00:55:22.000 Or is it just like, you know, like when people call me a Nazi, I don't think they really think I am.

00:55:25.000 They just know it's an effective insult.

00:55:27.000 So they say Zeke Eil and Heil Hitler and stuff.

00:55:30.000 Does she really believe that?

00:55:32.000 Is she exaggerating?

00:55:34.000 Are all cops murderers?

00:55:37.000 Is that the way you talk if someone was going to murder you?

00:55:39.000 Maybe she's hoping she'll get away with it.

00:55:41.000 She's like, listen, listen, I'm actually a good guy.

00:55:43.000 I'm not a murderer.

00:55:44.000 Or maybe that's going to get her out of it. 1.00

00:55:47.000 I'll tell you what, you keep smiling here on camera. 0.96

00:55:49.000 Steve, you're trying to threaten to kill me.

00:55:51.000 I'm not smiling. 0.61

00:55:52.000 You're the one who's crying.

00:55:53.000 Hold that still.

00:55:53.000 I can't see that.

00:55:54.000 Is this your car?

00:55:55.000 Yes, it is.

00:55:56.000 And you're trying to say I stole my own car because you're jealous?

00:56:00.000 Yeah.

00:56:01.000 How about you jealous?

00:56:02.000 Be away from me, bro.

00:56:03.000 Because you're.

00:56:04.000 You're jealous. 0.99

00:56:13.000 For him being a Mexican racist. 0.99

00:56:15.000 What is that name? 0.99

00:56:17.000 Gas.

00:56:17.000 Don't the citation, ma'am.

00:56:18.000 Here you go, Mexican racist. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Amazing.

00:56:24.000 It'd be funny if that was his actual name.

00:56:26.000 You're always going to be a Mexican. 1.00

00:56:28.000 You'll never be white. 0.99

00:56:29.000 You know that, right?

00:56:30.000 What?

00:56:30.000 You'll never be white.

00:56:31.000 Which is what you really want to be.

00:56:33.000 There you go, Jack.

00:56:34.000 Have a good day.

00:56:35.000 You want to be white, so dad. 0.94

00:56:37.000 Great lesson for the boy in the car.

00:56:39.000 That's good.

00:56:40.000 Good teaching.

00:56:42.000 And what are they doing with their newfound power?

00:56:43.000 Is they are aborting babies.

00:56:47.000 Thank God we freed women. 0.99

00:56:49.000 This is a strange case.

00:56:50.000 It's not getting a lot of attention.

00:56:51.000 Remember the whole story about Planned Parenthood selling body parts?

00:56:56.000 Well, this is the guy who exposed it, David DeLayden.

00:57:00.000 And he is facing, I don't know, seven major felonies.

00:57:05.000 Nine felony charges.

00:57:07.000 Kamala Harris is pushing hard against this guy because he dared to question Planned Parenthood. 1.00

00:57:14.000 Which they fuck. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Why do they love Planned Parenthood? 1.00

00:57:17.000 Is it because they abort so many blacks and they want to control the population? 1.00

00:57:21.000 That's what the globalists like, right? 0.96

00:57:23.000 So that's why they were supporting those feminists who said they're not going to have babies, and that's why they love Planned Parenthood. 1.00

00:57:29.000 So if you're going to give out some money, I would suggest it's not hard to find these charities.

00:57:33.000 I've got the last three links are all different charities that are for his fines and his lawyer fees.

00:57:41.000 I mean, he could be facing life in prison. 0.99

00:57:44.000 Nine felonies is a fucking shit ton. 1.00

00:57:47.000 Journalism? 1.00

00:57:49.000 Yeah, for doing journalism.

00:57:50.000 That's his crime.

00:57:53.000 That's Biden's VP devoted to punishing people who expose murders.

00:58:01.000 Anyway, let's jump over to my pet Biden. 1.00

00:58:04.000 Shall we?

00:58:05.000 We've got the funniest photo of all time to show you.

00:58:10.000 Biden.

00:58:11.000 On him I can depend.

00:58:13.000 My pet.

00:58:14.000 Biden. 1.00

00:58:15.000 A monster of a president. 0.99

00:58:17.000 He's big and food. 0.99

00:58:19.000 Sleepy. 0.93

00:58:19.000 But a friendly monster too. 0.93

00:58:22.000 My pet. 0.86

00:58:23.000 Biden.

00:58:24.000 Wait, what?

00:58:24.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:58:28.000 But we got to come up with a solution here.

00:58:32.000 Is there like a low setting that won't...

00:58:36.000 No, but in the new studio, I bet we can't get it below like 68. 0.99

00:58:41.000 So maybe I could have a little like mini fridge thing blasting on my ass. 0.99

00:58:48.000 You soak your feet in some ice water? 1.00

00:58:51.000 That'd be nice.

00:58:52.000 Weird.

00:58:52.000 Imagine every show and you just announce like 50 shows in.

00:58:55.000 You're like, I've been soaking my feet the whole time.

00:58:57.000 I'm worried about the gym too.

00:58:59.000 Last summer, I spent all this money on like cold things that go around your neck.

00:59:04.000 Those are cool.

00:59:05.000 They don't work.

00:59:06.000 You wet them and then you snap it.

00:59:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:09.000 I've got a bunch of those.

00:59:10.000 I would go to Home Depot, get a big bucket, then go to the grocery store, put ice in it, and have a giant bucket of water I could dip my head in.

00:59:18.000 That helped.

00:59:20.000 But then you're getting water everywhere.

00:59:22.000 People are mad at you.

00:59:23.000 And no one else seems to care.

00:59:25.000 Not just the Mexicans, but like the Irish guys and the Italians.

00:59:28.000 They're all drenched in sweat.

00:59:31.000 Just going, that's the way it is.

00:59:33.000 Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

00:59:35.000 I can't stand the heat.

00:59:36.000 Where's the exit?

00:59:38.000 So anyway, funniest photo of all time has been released last night.

00:59:43.000 It is Joe Biden meeting the Carters in their home.

00:59:48.000 And they have been shrinking since Jimmy Carter was president.

00:59:53.000 They are almost at zero height.

00:59:57.000 This will keep going.

00:59:58.000 Within the next four years, they will cease to exist.

01:00:01.000 They will become particles.

01:00:02.000 And they will be accidentally vacuumed up by the maid.

01:00:06.000 Are those special chairs?

01:00:10.000 Like, I've kneeled next to a chair before.

01:00:13.000 It never looks like I could fit it in my pocket.

01:00:16.000 What is she? 0.98

01:00:19.000 She's a midget. 1.00

01:00:21.000 And by the way, Biden wears masks when he's on Zoom calls because he's scared of digital COVID. 0.97

01:00:28.000 Yet he's next to someone who appears to be 116, I would say, roughly, who's dying of shrinkism.

01:00:35.000 And no masks.

01:00:38.000 As Roberto Durand would say, no masks.

01:00:41.000 Look at her.

01:00:44.000 We got to have that printed out, right?

01:00:45.000 This looks like the Willy Wonka room where everything starts shrinking.

01:00:50.000 Well, there is a midget village in America where they all live. 1.00

01:00:54.000 Wait a second.

01:00:55.000 That's like near where I used to live.

01:00:57.000 Or there was one.

01:00:58.000 Yeah, there was a little...

01:00:59.000 In Pennsylvania?

01:01:00.000 No, it was in New York.

01:01:01.000 I thought it was more.

01:01:02.000 In Valesgate, New York, they had another one.

01:01:04.000 I thought it was like near Vegas.

01:01:06.000 And all the roads are small.

01:01:08.000 Well, I guess the roads would be normal size, but like all the homes are the same size, little doorways, little kitchens.

01:01:14.000 See, Midget Colony, is that going to come up? 1.00

01:01:17.000 Midgetville?

01:01:18.000 Littlesville?

01:01:20.000 Well, yeah, you can't say Midget anymore.

01:01:22.000 According to Hank, Representative Hank from Georgia, it's the M word.

01:01:28.000 Huntington Beach Midget Colony. 0.97

01:01:29.000 Alarmingly tiny and it looks ridiculous.

01:01:31.000 See, now this is bugging me, this little wrinkle at the back. 0.82

01:01:36.000 Huntington Beach Midget colony is not a.

01:01:40.000 I heard the same with Jeb Bush. 0.99

01:01:42.000 I heard his wife can't speak English, and she's such a retarded little Mexican midget that he avoids showing her to anyone. 1.00

01:01:51.000 This is also interesting in the My Pet Biden news. 0.99

01:01:54.000 I found a computer that speaks Biden better than I do.

01:01:57.000 I thought I was a pretty good translator.

01:01:58.000 But this computer does a much better job than me.

01:02:04.000 Determined as Murphy and others are to get this done.

01:02:07.000 I'm absolutely determined as many others are to get this done.

01:02:12.000 Barack and I think it's a right for people to have adaptive care.

01:02:16.000 Bark and I think it's a right for people to have better health care.

01:02:20.000 Oh.

01:02:21.000 I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international depressure.

01:02:25.000 I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international pressure.

01:02:30.000 I'm absolutely determined as Murphy and Rothers are to get this done.

01:02:34.000 I'm absolutely determined as many others are to get this done.

01:02:38.000 Murphy and Ruthers are. 0.97

01:02:40.000 Go to 34 here.

01:02:42.000 You know what I would love to get?

01:02:43.000 If I could get a time machine, I'd love to bring 50-year-old Joe Biden, 45-year-old Joe Biden, and say, check it out.

01:02:50.000 This is you as president. 1.00

01:02:51.000 This is how you fucking talk, dude. 1.00

01:02:54.000 He would just go, oh my God. 1.00

01:02:56.000 This is going to be a t-shirt.

01:03:00.000 And so, you know, if you think about it, when we were, when I was vice president with Barack, he allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak.

01:03:10.000 Gotcha.

01:03:11.000 And it had money for high-speed rail at 200 miles an hour.

01:03:15.000 Gotcha.

01:03:16.000 From Charlotte.

01:03:22.000 Another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.

01:03:27.000 Another line.

01:03:28.000 If we had moved, Gov, we'd have that tunnel fixed in New York now.

01:03:33.000 I almost understand that.

01:03:34.000 I think I'm getting as good as that computer.

01:03:37.000 So he forgot the roots of the high-speed train.

01:03:42.000 If he'd been allowed to do that, he would have fixed some sort of tunnel involving the trains.

01:03:47.000 Not Lincoln tunnel.

01:03:49.000 I guess we have a tunnel the trains go through that's in bad condition that he would have fixed by now.

01:03:55.000 Okay, well, you're president. 1.00

01:03:56.000 Fix it now, bitch. 1.00

01:03:58.000 And then here's a very disturbing video that the Biden administration is trying to take down of him kissing his grandson, which we're all four. 1.00

01:04:10.000 Except not where you put your hand over his fucking mouth. 1.00

01:04:14.000 This is so disturbing. 1.00

01:04:17.000 Look at that.

01:04:22.000 Way too long.

01:04:23.000 Also.

01:04:24.000 That was four kisses.

01:04:25.000 The first one was how many seconds?

01:04:27.000 Unless that's a funeral and he's never going to see him again?

01:04:32.000 Maybe that's okay. 1.00

01:04:34.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:04:37.000 Look at that hand like this. 1.00

01:04:40.000 How would that ever occur to you?

01:04:42.000 Sure, you kiss a kid on the hair or something or forehead, but the hand over the mouth?

01:04:50.000 Then I started thinking, did his son kill himself?

01:04:52.000 And did he have his wife killed?

01:04:54.000 But his son had brain cancer.

01:04:55.000 That's kind of hard to fake.

01:04:57.000 And his wife, just like D-Boone, got clipped with a tractor trailer. 1.00

01:05:03.000 So it is kind of weird that he married Jill, the babysitter.

01:05:08.000 But yeah, that's.

01:05:09.000 I stopped that in the middle of the show because it's so unnerving that you feel kind of after.

01:05:15.000 Let's jump to COVID.

01:05:18.000 Montreal is lit.

01:05:19.000 My hometown is lit.

01:05:28.000 Montreal is not really known as political.

01:05:30.000 It's obviously got the language debate and the FLQ, the Front de Lébération de Québec in the 70s.

01:05:36.000 They were part of the terrorism there attacking the English.

01:05:39.000 But modern Montreal, separatism isn't a big deal anymore.

01:05:45.000 And it's a party town.

01:05:46.000 It's where people chill out.

01:05:48.000 There's no money there.

01:05:51.000 We had to go on welfare to start vice there. 0.98

01:05:53.000 But if there's one thing they fucking care about, it's chilling out. 0.98

01:05:56.000 And they're shutting that down. 1.00

01:05:58.000 So, you know, if you want a homeless man to lose his shit, take away his vodka. 1.00

01:06:02.000 If you want a Montrealer to lose his shit, take away his park where he can play the bongos and smoke weed. 1.00

01:06:07.000 We have a thing called Les Tam Tams in Montreal every Sunday. 1.00

01:06:11.000 And it's like 700 people playing the drums and hippies dancing around. 0.99

01:06:17.000 We would just go there to laugh our fucking heads off. 0.99

01:06:21.000 But a lot of them went there. 1.00

01:06:22.000 Like that's every Sunday.

01:06:24.000 It's at least that busy.

01:06:27.000 Boy, that picture takes me back.

01:06:29.000 But check out this crowd.

01:06:44.000 So there's some controversy about the numbers, but most people are saying at least 60,000.

01:06:51.000 Who knew that Montreal would be leading the fight against COVID fascism?

01:06:57.000 Scroll down?

01:07:03.000 At least 1,000 people?

01:07:05.000 Wow, that's false. 0.84

01:07:07.000 French people are not super smart, I'm afraid. 1.00

01:07:10.000 Keep going. 0.97

01:07:13.000 Some old guy was there.

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:18.000 Here's an interesting thing.

01:07:20.000 The state can control the COVID numbers by making the test more sensitive.

01:07:25.000 We've heard talk of just viewpost.

01:07:28.000 Stop dancing around.

01:07:32.000 The CDC pretend that ramping up PCR tests to 40 cycles was fine in 2020 during the Trump administration.

01:07:37.000 That fakery yielded 85% false positives in order to create a panic.

01:07:42.000 Now the CDC says PCR tests should be set at 30 for the Biden administration.

01:07:46.000 The CDC is totally corrupt.

01:07:48.000 Obviously, the more sensitive you make the test, the more positives you have.

01:07:52.000 So they go, okay, well, how many people are dying?

01:07:55.000 And then they start lumping everything into COVID tests.

01:08:00.000 Now, we discussed this a couple weeks ago where we said it's just, it's been going up one, what, 8.8 per thousand every year.

01:08:08.000 8.8 people per thousand die in America.

01:08:11.000 And these past couple years don't seem any different.

01:08:16.000 8.7.

01:08:17.000 Look at that.

01:08:18.000 So the number of deaths was steadily, wait a minute.

01:08:24.000 It's been steadily going up since 2010.

01:08:27.000 And I think that's obesity.

01:08:30.000 But that part, if you go from 2010 till now, it's been a steady upwards rate.

01:08:36.000 This chart says nothing about COVID and says everything about obesity.

01:08:43.000 And then so you look at this other thing, what is it, 3.9?

01:08:49.000 Where they say, okay, let's look at total deaths because it should be drastically more these past year and a half, right?

01:08:57.000 Data is provided through the 48th week of 2020.

01:09:01.000 So far this year, the CDC reports that 2.8 million people have died.

01:09:05.000 Pretty darn normal number in a country of 331 million.

01:09:10.000 At the same point in 2018, the number was 2.6 million, and in 2019, it was 2.61 million.

01:09:16.000 The number of deaths to this point in 2020 is about 260,000 greater than either of the past two years.

01:09:23.000 Now, that sounds bad, but 260,000 more than usual, as we saw in the previous graph, barely registers.

01:09:34.000 And it's nothing compared to obesity.

01:09:36.000 And then if you go to 40, we see that it's all olds and fats. 0.99

01:09:44.000 I like this guy, Wilford Riley, but some of these dudes, these older conservative dudes, they'll post some girl, like some 25-year-old girl in a bikini or some girl going, I haven't been this horny since I was 18.

01:09:59.000 And you're like, you're a grown man.

01:10:03.000 I kind of understand occasionally being a simp and lurching, but to retweet it, like, look how hot she looks in a bikini. 1.00

01:10:11.000 She's 28 years old.

01:10:13.000 Doesn't look a day past 18.

01:10:16.000 But go back to that chart.

01:10:20.000 Number of coronavirus disease deaths in the U.S. Now, again, we're suspect on how much that is, but look at 85 years and older.

01:10:28.000 In other words, on their way out.

01:10:31.000 75 to 84 years.

01:10:32.000 I'd also love to see obesity in this.

01:10:34.000 And look at 0 to 17.

01:10:36.000 258 out of 331 million people, totally irrelevant number.

01:10:42.000 Yet we have little kids in every kindergarten masked up.

01:10:46.000 Something is not right.

01:10:48.000 Something does not add up here.

01:10:51.000 And I'll tell you what they're going to do the next election.

01:10:53.000 We're going to have a mysterious resurgence of this in 2024.

01:11:00.000 And the only way we could have an election is mail-in ballots.

01:11:04.000 All right.

01:11:05.000 Let's leap over to the mail bag, shall we?

01:11:27.000 What if you killed yourself and you said one of the reasons was that you don't have a dad and a big part of it was you being made fun of in this song?

01:11:38.000 I don't know what the point of that would be. 1.00

01:11:40.000 to go out like a weak fag. 1.00

01:11:43.000 Well, the good news is your family is inept and they wouldn't know how to sue me. 1.00

01:11:48.000 Oh, it would be a suing type of thing. 0.99

01:11:50.000 Yeah.

01:11:50.000 Oh, they could sue.

01:11:51.000 This is from Preston Brooks. 0.99

01:11:55.000 Motherfucker fighting with his girlfriend because she made an OnlyFans account. 0.99

01:11:58.000 What do you guys want to talk about? 0.99

01:11:59.000 Please, you go to the house.

01:12:00.000 You broke up with me.

01:12:01.000 Because you made an OnlyFans account and I told you not to.

01:12:04.000 Okay, but you're going to pay no bills, bro.

01:12:08.000 Get out of here.

01:12:15.000 Don't have OnlyFans accounts, girls. 1.00

01:12:17.000 It's prostitution. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Can't tell if that's real or not.

01:12:20.000 I know everyone here has seen this, but this has to be a good drop in there somewhere.

01:12:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:27.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:12:28.000 That's old as the hills.

01:12:29.000 Pull it up.

01:12:50.000 Come on, guys.

01:12:52.000 Maybe he's not gay because his blazer is lighter than his slacks. 0.99

01:12:56.000 This is from Dave.

01:12:57.000 Gavin, I was looking into the shootings at Kent State in 1970 since the media loves to parade it around as one of the worst atrocities ever committed by our government.

01:13:03.000 I found some interesting things.

01:13:04.000 At first, I thought the National Guard shot them just because they're a bunch of violent communists burning down buildings and attacking police like Antifa.

01:13:10.000 But then I discovered this guy, Terry Norman.

01:13:13.000 He was one of the students throwing rocks at the cops and also happened to be an FBI informant who was the only person other than the National Guard who had a firearm on the scene.

01:13:23.000 Forensic analysis showed his gun had been fired and he even said he had fired it and then later recanted.

01:13:29.000 The FBI lied to the public and claimed they had no relationship with him. 0.99

01:13:34.000 I think this asshole fired the first shot and spooked the guard into returning fire. 0.99

01:13:38.000 Hmm. 1.00

01:13:40.000 That's a good theory.

01:13:42.000 Love it.

01:13:44.000 Hey, fellas, because you didn't like my last audio drop, here is a new one.

01:13:47.000 Okay, why go back to him? 0.97

01:13:50.000 Oldest fucking clip in the universe. 0.99

01:13:53.000 We leave it on the board. 1.00

01:13:55.000 And we already have it, so you're fired.

01:13:57.000 We're never reading your letters again, Jeff.

01:14:00.000 Hey, I was thinking today of the actions taken to mitigate STDs and those taken to stop the spread of COVID. 0.99

01:14:05.000 We never asked gays to stop having butt sex. 1.00

01:14:07.000 We never asked girls to stop slutting around. 1.00

01:14:09.000 Even during COVID, we've not been asked to stop having sex with people who aren't living with us. 0.95

01:14:14.000 Just that we wear masks and try positions that wouldn't result in us breathing in each other's face.

01:14:18.000 It seems our priorities are based on coming. 1.00

01:14:21.000 Hey, Gavin Rye got to check out this video of this liberal bitch. 1.00

01:14:24.000 She's back. 1.00

01:14:24.000 She's black. 1.00

01:14:25.000 And if it was a white person, it would be way more viral. 0.93

01:14:27.000 And of course, he's sending us the car video we just showed.

01:14:30.000 Sir, are you not watching the show?

01:14:33.000 If you're not watching the show on a time machine?

01:14:34.000 Come on, man. 0.95

01:14:35.000 Hey, Gav Bitch and Rycunt. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Monday night I was watching free speech podcasts on streetcars.

01:14:39.000 The next morning I went back to finish the show on the website.

01:14:41.000 It's inaccessible.

01:14:42.000 First time mailer, long time listener.

01:14:44.000 By the way, Gavin, there are anime and cartoons that are meant for adults.

01:14:47.000 Stop being so cynical. 1.00

01:14:48.000 Stop watching fucking anime and cartoons, you fucking loser. 1.00

01:14:53.000 So that was today at 1.24 p.m. 1.00

01:14:56.000 Siteworks for me.

01:14:58.000 Monday night, Street Carnage. 0.99

01:15:02.000 Oh, who gives a fuck about Street Carnage? 0.97

01:15:04.000 I believe the final post is Street Carnage is Dead. 0.94

01:15:08.000 Not a high priority here.

01:15:10.000 You need to check out Tim Robinson's other sketch comedy piece on Netflix.

01:15:14.000 It's called The Characters.

01:15:15.000 Yes, we're familiar with that.

01:15:16.000 We've discussed that.

01:15:17.000 Please stop sending me that.

01:15:21.000 Gather and Ryan, you asked who watches your show.

01:15:22.000 I'm a 36-year-old female physician.

01:15:25.000 Dude, I think our viewers are mostly female.

01:15:28.000 I don't know about mostly, but there's a lot.

01:15:31.000 It's definitely half.

01:15:32.000 Out of the people who have told me that they watch the show, the majority have been female.

01:15:38.000 Homeboys get their like.

01:15:40.000 Get it.

01:15:41.000 I've been a fan since you appeared on Rebel Media.

01:15:43.000 I mistakenly introduced my husband and 77-year-old dad who still talks about your bit about soakers.

01:15:48.000 Yes.

01:15:50.000 I've lived in America for over two decades.

01:15:53.000 I cannot understand why Americans are not scared of soakers. 1.00

01:15:58.000 It decimates your day. 1.00

01:16:00.000 Even in movies, like their guns and they'll just run through a creek and you're like, no, you're fucked now. 0.95

01:16:08.000 Like if you camp out and have a fire and have your, remove your laces, open up your boots, put sticks in them, have them right by the fire, hope they don't burn. 0.94

01:16:17.000 It might be dry by tomorrow, maybe.

01:16:20.000 I'm getting depressed thinking about it.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, it would ruin your day.

01:16:22.000 So that's a warm temperature.

01:16:24.000 Usually movies are kind of warm, but in the winter, you step on some ice, kajunk, fills your boot with freezing cold water, you just shoot yourself.

01:16:31.000 That sounds like hell.

01:16:33.000 Wow.

01:16:34.000 Whenever I see World War II as a war movie vet, I see these guys in like Russia and they're walking through the trenches.

01:16:42.000 I mean, they did die of trench foot.

01:16:44.000 Yes.

01:16:44.000 How could you not just like, oh, well, I got my feet wet.

01:16:48.000 Like fishermen you'll see just walk into the water with no boots on, just walk out again. 1.00

01:16:53.000 Well, you're fucked now. 1.00

01:16:54.000 Your day's over. 1.00

01:17:00.000 Now on the third wheel, my husband was astonished when I bought the censored subscription because like most physicians, I'm cheap as fuck and I never pay subscriptions. 0.98

01:17:07.000 Can you please do an Indian Joker face for old time's sakes? 0.98

01:17:10.000 It is my bad day.

01:17:12.000 Pick me up.

01:17:12.000 Christy.

01:17:14.000 P.S., you were a douche when I emailed your personal email by mistake the first time. 0.87

01:17:19.000 Yes. 0.93

01:17:20.000 I'm not sure douche is the correct term. 0.99

01:17:22.000 Maybe a person who doesn't like strangers fucking emailing him would be a better term. 0.99

01:17:30.000 Crazy writers. 1.00

01:17:46.000 Lots of letters about that girl from the CIA. 1.00

01:17:50.000 I fucked up. 0.99

01:17:50.000 My fact checkers out there. 0.99

01:17:52.000 We have freelance fact checkers who pointed out that it's my daughter in Spanish.

01:18:01.000 And a lot of people are mad at you, dude.

01:18:03.000 Oh, yeah, no, I don't speak Spanish very much.

01:18:07.000 Mija, that's right.

01:18:08.000 Yeah, but.

01:18:09.000 So her shirt says my daughter.

01:18:11.000 Oh, okay. 0.87

01:18:12.000 Which is like 1% less gay. 0.59

01:18:15.000 It still says my daughter, and then whatever below it said, I can do it.

01:18:19.000 I think part of the comedy is completely not knowing that.

01:18:22.000 Imposter syndrome.

01:18:24.000 Miha.

01:18:29.000 Hey, G-Money, I was laughing at myself the other day about a story you told, but I can't remember what episode it was.

01:18:32.000 The story was said at a boxing gym where you were talking to an Italian buddy about race.

01:18:36.000 The punch on was, I know, imagine how I feel.

01:18:38.000 I'm white.

01:18:40.000 Yes, that was Tommy Baggs at the gym.

01:18:43.000 Guy who's this Italian?

01:18:46.000 He's the guy who said, I go, I'm getting sued. 0.60

01:18:48.000 Every time I get sued, no matter how frivolous it is, I still have to pay a lawyer like 15 grand just to say, no, I didn't rape you when you were in Bavaria. 0.98

01:19:00.000 I've never even fucking been there. 0.98

01:19:01.000 That's 15 grand. 0.99

01:19:03.000 And I go, that's a trip to Jamaica for my whole family.

01:19:06.000 And he goes, hey, Gab, for me, that's like a Louis Vuitton jumpsuit, a tracksuit, and a Gucci tracksuit.

01:19:14.000 Jesus.

01:19:14.000 Yeah, that's not as important as a trip with your family.

01:19:17.000 Anyway.

01:19:19.000 So he had said, it was August, and I was bitching about the heat again.

01:19:21.000 I look over him.

01:19:22.000 I go, I can't come here in August.

01:19:24.000 He goes, look at me. 0.99

01:19:25.000 I'm fucking sweating. 0.98

01:19:26.000 I'm going crazy here. 0.99

01:19:27.000 And I go, yeah, but you're Italian. 0.98

01:19:29.000 Imagine if you were white, how hot you'd be right now? 0.99

01:19:32.000 And I think it was one of those few times where, you know, you're always ribbing your buddies.

01:19:37.000 But I think it was one of those few times where he sort of went.

01:19:41.000 Like, I think it hurt him.

01:19:43.000 They don't like that.

01:19:43.000 An iota.

01:19:44.000 They don't like that.

01:19:45.000 They worked very hard.

01:19:46.000 Well, it was true like 100 years ago, right?

01:19:49.000 I think it's true today.

01:19:51.000 On yesterday's show, you played some spoken word tune with hip-hop vibes.

01:19:55.000 If you want some good, weird, spoken, blah, blah, blah, with white vibes, check this out. 0.96

01:19:58.000 I'm already dreading it.

01:20:02.000 It'll be Tom McDonald's level.

01:20:05.000 Imagine it was Tom McDonald.

01:20:08.000 Okay, jump in the middle. 0.91

01:20:12.000 Oh, I know this.

01:20:19.000 Jump farther ahead.

01:20:21.000 This is the whole thing.

01:20:25.000 It's like poetry.

01:20:29.000 Yeah, I'm not a poetry guy. 0.97

01:20:30.000 I think it's gay. 1.00

01:20:32.000 Guys, you're still wondering where fuck you dad comes from? 1.00

01:20:35.000 I sent you about a hundred times. 1.00

01:20:38.000 It's from the movie Blown Away with Jeff Bridges.

01:20:42.000 Here's the clip.

01:20:44.000 We've never seen this.

01:20:46.000 I want to see this movie, although I hear the Irish accents are pretty rough.

01:21:00.000 Oh, you're watching.

01:21:01.000 Everything's under control.

01:21:26.000 You shouldn't have done that, dude.

01:21:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:28.000 Well, fuck you, Dad. 1.00

01:21:32.000 Isn't it funny, by the way, how when people would, I'd say, what is that from? 1.00

01:21:35.000 And people would go, that's you, dummy. 0.98

01:21:37.000 Like, the tone of millennials is just so cocksure. 0.96

01:21:41.000 It's very frustrating because they're always wrong. 1.00

01:21:45.000 Yeah, that's you, shit for brains. 1.00

01:21:48.000 They're going to carry a tune to save their lives. 1.00

01:21:52.000 Next challenge. 0.99

01:21:54.000 Dear Gay and Gayer, when the fuck are we getting more episode at Car Guys? 0.98

01:21:57.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:21:58.000 I'm not in that part of Virginia very often or Maryland.

01:22:03.000 And I was near it last time on my Cassandra Fairbanks date with Tim Poole that didn't go great.

01:22:09.000 And he was busy working that Friday, so I couldn't do it then.

01:22:14.000 It's not easy.

01:22:17.000 I feel like Lord Fagamus every time I go get my car worked on, so I need to produce more content on that matter.

01:22:22.000 I don't want to watch YouTube because I'm too intimidated. 0.99

01:22:23.000 I need fags like you. 1.00

01:22:25.000 Okay. 1.00

01:22:27.000 Yeah, I saw this song and thought it was probably inspired by you when you coined the leftist clown world.

01:22:32.000 You don't say.

01:22:38.000 Thank you.

01:22:39.000 Thank you.

01:22:40.000 Thank you for tuning in and turning me on to Tom McDonald again. 0.99

01:22:50.000 Hey, Gavin and hey Gav, fuck Ryan. 0.99

01:22:53.000 In yesterday's show, you briefly talked about Naked Old Man the Beach being a world banker. 1.00

01:22:57.000 It's a mentally ill boomer named Ruby Slippers, who is probably a pedophile. 1.00

01:23:01.000 And he's always at our beach. 0.99

01:23:05.000 If you say to him, Ruby Slippers, he breaks into a trance and does whatever you want.

01:23:10.000 What?

01:23:11.000 And he's included that.

01:23:12.000 Oh, there's his ball.

01:23:13.000 That's safe for work.

01:23:15.000 Click on some of the links.

01:23:17.000 Got that guy.

01:23:18.000 That was one of them.

01:23:20.000 See, he's got a vine.

01:23:22.000 Yep.

01:23:22.000 This is him doing stuff.

01:23:24.000 Turn it up.

01:23:28.000 You ruined it.

01:23:28.000 You missed it.

01:23:29.000 Turn it up.

01:23:30.000 Ruby slippers.

01:23:32.000 Eat sand.

01:23:36.000 Ruby slippers.

01:23:38.000 Eat sand.

01:23:41.000 And then there's another one after that.

01:23:44.000 Ruby slippers.

01:23:46.000 Slither like a snake in the sand.

01:23:53.000 I can't tell if those girls are evil or funny. 0.99

01:23:56.000 Or funny evil.

01:23:58.000 Or it's both.

01:24:00.000 Okay, now I'm going to start skipping a bunch because I've gone through this and found some highlights. 0.95

01:24:05.000 How could you be gay? 0.99

01:24:06.000 Look at those girls. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Like, move me out of the way.

01:24:11.000 How is anyone gay? 0.92

01:24:13.000 Being gay is gay. 1.00

01:24:15.000 Being gay is for fags. 1.00

01:24:17.000 Okay, this is Anthony, How to Respond to Cancel Culture. 1.00

01:24:21.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, check out Wheeler Walker's response to the cancel mob.

01:24:26.000 Okay, wait.

01:24:27.000 All right.

01:24:32.000 Now, some people claim Wheeler Walker is doing a bit like Weird Al kind of a thing, or not even that, more like I don't know, Andrew Dice Clay.

01:24:40.000 I don't know.

01:24:42.000 That's what I'm told.

01:24:43.000 It's Wheeler Walker Jr.

01:24:45.000 Now, I'm sure you've been waiting to hear my response to this cancel Wheeler movement that they've been trying to do on social media. 0.98

01:24:50.000 She jumped forward this fucking book trying to cancel me. 1.00

01:24:54.000 Send me some of my fucking songs. 1.00

01:24:56.000 This woman named Lauren from some libtard organization actually sent me some new lyrics. 0.99

01:25:01.000 She suggested I re-record my songs with.

01:25:03.000 Well, guess what? 0.96

01:25:04.000 I ain't fucking changing them. 0.99

01:25:06.000 So she sent emailed this to my fucking manager. 1.00

01:25:08.000 She wants this to be the new lyrics to drop them out. 0.99

01:25:12.000 She says if I re-record drop them out with these lyrics, she'll stop her fucking cancel movement. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Well, guess what? 0.76

01:25:20.000 I'll read them, see what you guys think.

01:25:22.000 She wants me to change the lyrics of Drop Them Out to this.

01:25:26.000 Drop them out, but it's your decision.

01:25:29.000 I'd like to see them if I have permission.

01:25:32.000 Please sign this consensual relationship agreement with your lawyer person.

01:25:37.000 This is fake.

01:25:38.000 He used to The Ben Show.

01:25:41.000 What?

01:25:41.000 That's Ben, I forget his name, from The Ben Show.

01:25:46.000 And he wasn't a country guy a couple of years ago.

01:25:49.000 Funny show.

01:25:50.000 He's a Jewish one. 0.90

01:25:51.000 We had him on more than two years ago.

01:25:53.000 Yeah.

01:25:54.000 Guys, awesome.

01:25:58.000 Also, this dude, Gus Johnson, has the sprinkles.

01:26:00.000 Every time someone sends me this, it's someone who's fairly funny, but not sprinkle-level.

01:26:07.000 Oh, hold up there, Buster.

01:26:10.000 Oh, hey.

01:26:11.000 Couldn't help but notice you're trespassing on my land.

01:26:15.000 Sorry, I was just hiking through.

01:26:16.000 I didn't know this was private property.

01:26:18.000 Best get to stepping, son.

01:26:20.000 I could just get off if you need me to.

01:26:22.000 I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

01:26:23.000 Doing a lot of yammering, but unbeknownst to you, you're speaking your final words.

01:26:29.000 You don't need to brandish that weapon.

01:26:32.000 I'm not going to hurt you. 0.94

01:26:33.000 Well, sounds to me like we got to be smart ass on our hands.

01:26:40.000 You're ejecting a lot of shells there.

01:26:41.000 Yup. 0.93

01:26:42.000 You're not going to have any left to shoot me. 0.68

01:26:44.000 What did you just say to me?

01:26:45.000 Like the 12th shell. 1.00

01:26:47.000 Little shit. 1.00

01:26:48.000 You already got one in the chamber. 1.00

01:26:49.000 I've seen like 36 shells go through that gun.

01:26:52.000 Don't need them.

01:26:53.000 Do you have any left in there?

01:26:54.000 All right.

01:26:55.000 I've had it up to here.

01:26:57.000 Oh.

01:26:58.000 Geez.

01:26:58.000 Take this.

01:27:00.000 I can just leave.

01:27:01.000 You're not even... 1.00

01:27:02.000 Yeah, I'm shooting at you now. 0.99

01:27:04.000 Is that even a real gun? 0.99

01:27:06.000 There's like zero recoil to that gun.

01:27:08.000 Dude, you're not even...

01:27:12.000 Alec of blood!

01:27:14.000 I'm gonna stick the physics to this.

01:27:15.000 We don't want to get.

01:27:17.000 All right.

01:27:19.000 Dude, how many shells do you have in that gun? 0.99

01:27:21.000 I got 57 more goddamn rounds in this four-round magazine. 1.00

01:27:28.000 Pretty good. 0.99

01:27:30.000 Okay, so now go down.

01:27:31.000 This is no subject, 9.42 a.m.

01:27:33.000 It just says, This is funny from Christopher.

01:27:36.000 No subject.

01:27:37.000 This is funny.

01:27:38.000 Gotcha.

01:27:44.000 Oh, these are good.

01:27:45.000 Yeah, I remember these guys.

01:27:46.000 Do you remember these?

01:27:47.000 I think it was cracked.

01:27:48.000 It is cracked, yeah. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00

01:27:53.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:27:55.000 That's the only one I do remember. 1.00

01:27:56.000 Oh, so this is going to work great with our lagging problem.

01:28:01.000 You, Brian!

01:28:03.000 Don't move, Kelsey! 1.00

01:28:07.000 Michael Rooseley reporting live from a shooting screen, which I just started.

01:28:11.000 Man, what are you doing here?

01:28:12.000 Keep filming!

01:28:15.000 Funny to spice things up, it's got a remote control.

01:28:18.000 Woo! 0.99

01:28:22.000 She was very attractive.

01:28:24.000 And a model.

01:28:24.000 Really?

01:28:25.000 Oh, sh uh.

01:28:27.000 I'm sorry.

01:28:30.000 That's funny.

01:28:32.000 Stewart!

01:28:38.000 I didn't get that.

01:28:39.000 There's milk in the bags?

01:28:40.000 Sperm. 0.56

01:28:41.000 Oh, sperm. 0.99

01:28:48.000 You know how fast you were going fast? 0.99

01:28:50.000 Real fast.

01:28:57.000 That nozzle of boo. 0.98

01:28:59.000 Oh, he thinks he's running.

01:29:03.000 Are these all five seconds?

01:29:04.000 1,002, 1,003, 1,004.

01:29:10.000 That was six.

01:29:11.000 It's like those dollar stores that everything's not a dollar.

01:29:15.000 Don't you hurt him!

01:29:16.000 I'm doing this for you!

01:29:18.000 That was eight.

01:29:20.000 Yeah, if you go to the five-second films thing, it'll...

01:29:24.000 Let's see.

01:29:27.000 Was this pre-vines?

01:29:29.000 I don't know.

01:29:30.000 Nine seconds, nine seconds.

01:29:32.000 Well, they got the bumper. 1.00

01:29:34.000 The fucking bumper. 1.00

01:29:35.000 Thanks for introducing us to that. 1.00

01:29:36.000 It's very fun.

01:29:39.000 Why, though?

01:29:40.000 Why are you building a studio? 0.97

01:29:42.000 Okay, we already fucking dealt with that 900 times. 0.99

01:29:44.000 Oh, here's a doozy. 0.98

01:29:45.000 People on planes these days. 1.00

01:29:47.000 Dude, look at this fucking picture. 1.00

01:29:50.000 I would spill hot coffee on that. 1.00

01:29:53.000 I don't care if I had already had about 10 beers and didn't want a hot coffee.

01:29:57.000 You just showed your email.

01:29:58.000 Look at it.

01:29:58.000 And now it's a woman by the other toe.

01:30:04.000 What the fuck are you thinking, you fucking bitch? 1.00

01:30:08.000 What a horrible, shitty person. 1.00

01:30:11.000 But there's nobody sitting there. 1.00

01:30:13.000 Yeah.

01:30:17.000 Okay, I got kind of a doozy here.

01:30:22.000 This is from a guy named Jesse.

01:30:25.000 Bigotry of low expectations.

01:30:26.000 Ginar, good evening, gentlemen.

01:30:27.000 I'm writing this fresh off leaving my firstborn's high school senior year honor award ceremony.

01:30:32.000 Just say my daughter, dude.

01:30:35.000 She, along with her great group of overachieving friends, by the way, mixed races, religious backgrounds, genders, class, et cetera, were honored tonight for the well-deserved merits of their hard work.

01:30:44.000 Many of them earned ropes, I don't know what those are, and awards for their accomplishments of earning and maintaining a 3.5 plus GPA throughout their four years of high school, in addition to other specific and worthwhile achievements.

01:30:57.000 This was the actual meritocracy-focused portion of the ceremony.

01:31:03.000 They blitzed through announcing this majority of students in about 20 to 30 minutes.

01:31:08.000 But then came the remaining 90-plus minutes of what you could refer to as the bigotry of low expectations portion of the event.

01:31:16.000 One of these processions in particular stuck out.

01:31:18.000 A group of students were awarded a rope for showing they learned a second language with proven proficiently.

01:31:28.000 Proficiently?

01:31:29.000 And some of them probably did work very hard to achieve this, but an unavoidable pattern soon became apparent.

01:31:34.000 One, the majority of recipients of this honor were Latino, you don't say.

01:31:41.000 Two, the five or so non-Latino out of 30 students awarded mastered German or French.

01:31:47.000 Three, the entirety of Latino students mastered drumroll Spanish.

01:31:54.000 And I'm guessing grew up in bilingual Spanish-English households.

01:31:58.000 Yeah, of course, I remember this too.

01:31:59.000 Hispanic kids to get their marks up would take ESL and they would learn English.

01:32:04.000 Or sorry, SSL.

01:32:10.000 Spanish is a second language.

01:32:12.000 No Latino student in this group mastered a second language other than Spanish.

01:32:16.000 The five or so non-Latina students earned one or more achievements in the A4 men mentioned categories, but the majority of the Latino bilingual master's students earned no other ropes or honors or anything else.

01:32:26.000 Meanwhile, they did not meet any other GPA athletic extracurricular achievements throughout their four years, but still earned this special rope for this one thing.

01:32:35.000 The balls fawned over this group and insisted on obnoxiously overdone applause.

01:32:42.000 Sorry, my calf is winning this. 0.94

01:32:46.000 But wouldn't give a single clap to the white boy who won a mathematics honor for maintaining simultaneously A-plus grades in advanced placement stats, calculus, physics, who will likely be working for NASA or SpaceX in four years. 0.60

01:33:00.000 Nor the wheelchair-bound white boy who won awards for excellence in audio-video production.

01:33:05.000 Not even a clap.

01:33:07.000 Or even the black girl who was honored as the business student of the year.

01:33:11.000 That sounds weird. 0.55

01:33:12.000 You'd think the black girl would be getting excessive clapping, right? 1.00

01:33:17.000 Clap king, black, black, clackping? 0.99

01:33:21.000 Clap.

01:33:22.000 And then he adds, oh, her adoptive parents are white and they run a successful business.

01:33:27.000 I see.

01:33:28.000 Witnessing this was no surprise, just sad. 0.96

01:33:30.000 The left is so disgustingly culty, cunty, and deserve nothing because they do nothing productive. 1.00

01:33:36.000 Jealous, ugly, miserable, noisy, sexless, unfun ghouls. 0.99

01:33:41.000 Unfortunately, my wife has befriended a couple of them, or should I say, has been captured by them, and I now have to fight daily to counteract the brainwashing they inflict upon her. 0.99

01:33:49.000 I feel outnumbered. 0.99

01:33:50.000 I have no patience or energy for this bullshit. 0.99

01:33:52.000 Wish me luck. 1.00

01:33:55.000 I say one way to survive this kind of shit would be to laugh your head off. 1.00

01:34:02.000 Like while it's happening. 1.00

01:34:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:34:05.000 This is ridiculous. 0.98

01:34:07.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

01:34:07.000 Are you kidding me? 0.99

01:34:09.000 Hey, Gav, thank you for your service.

01:34:10.000 Please tell us who does your suits again.

01:34:13.000 It is Nita Fashions.

01:34:15.000 They are Indian dudes based in Hong Kong.

01:34:18.000 They come to your town, they measure you up, and then they make the shirts in Hong Kong and ship them to you.

01:34:26.000 And the suits.

01:34:27.000 You get a custom-made suit, like custom, so it feels like PJs.

01:34:30.000 This, I'm not doing the top button because it's a very old shirt.

01:34:33.000 It's probably like four years old, maybe more.

01:34:35.000 So I'm too fat for it now.

01:34:39.000 My new shirts are in the wash.

01:34:41.000 But now they can send me swatches and I go, make a suit out of this.

01:34:44.000 Make a shirt out of this. 0.99

01:34:45.000 Make a super nice $80 shirt that's thick as shit. 0.98

01:34:49.000 Or make one of these flimsy summer shirts. 0.99

01:34:52.000 And they just keep coming in. 1.00

01:34:54.000 Cheap as shit. 1.00

01:34:55.000 Now they can't fly to your town anymore. 0.99

01:34:57.000 Ryan, why are you not pulling up the website?

01:35:00.000 Need to fashions?

01:35:02.000 Yeah.

01:35:05.000 They can't come to your town anymore, but you FaceTime with them.

01:35:09.000 And all you need is that little cord thing, the tailor's tape, and he measures your shoulders.

01:35:16.000 You get your wife to do it. 0.97

01:35:17.000 She holds around your waist, your thigh, your inseam, and all that stuff.

01:35:20.000 And then they can send you swatches if you want to make a fancy suit, or you can just ask for a shirt and they'll make it for you.

01:35:30.000 So those look fairly expensive, those $100 shirts, but I guess it's a fancy fabric.

01:35:36.000 Most shirts are like $100, man.

01:35:38.000 It's hard to avoid.

01:35:39.000 You can get them for $50 if you get their cheapest shirt.

01:35:42.000 And you choose, you know, whether it's a button-down, you get your initials.

01:35:45.000 All my suits, they have my name, Gavin McInnis, on the inside.

01:35:48.000 You know my name.

01:35:49.000 And my initials on the collar.

01:35:52.000 And in fact, my new shirts say GM, not GMM.

01:35:57.000 So when I see GM, I know it's going to fit good and not be one of these skinny guy shirts.

01:36:01.000 So Nita NITA Fashions.

01:36:04.000 Please tell them Gavin sent you. 1.00

01:36:07.000 They're not an official sponsor, but I always say it's where cheap rich guys go to buy their shit. 0.99

01:36:15.000 Okay, last, oh yes, some guy talked about hard liquor. 0.99

01:36:21.000 Remember I thought that I was drinking super juice because I was drinking like 30-year-old apricot brandy.

01:36:28.000 But many viewers wrote in and said, no, dude, once it ferments, it ferments.

01:36:32.000 The process is done.

01:36:33.000 It can be 100 years old.

01:36:35.000 But then why does wine age better?

01:36:38.000 The flavor. 0.98

01:36:38.000 Maybe that's bullshit and maybe that doesn't include more alcohol content. 0.98

01:36:43.000 But this was an interesting one. 0.99

01:36:45.000 This guy says someone has the sprinkles.

01:36:48.000 Zach Piona.

01:36:50.000 And I think they might be right.

01:36:52.000 Again, I'm very cynical about the sprinkles.

01:36:54.000 I do not sprinkle them out very often.

01:36:56.000 But this guy's taking a pretty easy joke and just delivering it perfectly.

01:37:00.000 Accidentally went to a glory hole convention this weekend instead of a cornhole convention.

01:37:04.000 So embarrassing.

01:37:05.000 Oh, that's really embarrassing, yeah.

01:37:06.000 A two-day convention. 1.00

01:37:07.000 I'm using beanbags to hit dicks like it's fucking whack-a-mole. 1.00

01:37:11.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:37:12.000 You didn't want to leave within like the first five minutes of getting?

01:37:15.000 They had free hot dogs. 0.99

01:37:15.000 What the fuck do you think I'm going to do? 0.99

01:37:17.000 And it was a two-day hotel with free guest passes. 0.99

01:37:19.000 And I used all of those.

01:37:22.000 You had guests from the Glory Hole convention come up into your room.

01:37:25.000 This is the room next door.

01:37:27.000 And we chatted.

01:37:29.000 Through a hole.

01:37:31.000 Did they shove anything through the hole?

01:37:33.000 They did, yeah.

01:37:34.000 But you know what?

01:37:34.000 It's their business and my business.

01:37:36.000 Okay, and you know what?

01:37:37.000 I'm gonna go back again next year.

01:37:38.000 Are you gonna bring beanbags?

01:37:39.000 No, I'm gonna bring condoms this time, like a smart man, okay? 1.00

01:37:43.000 Why don't you go fuck off? 1.00

01:37:45.000 Anyway, sorry. 1.00

01:37:47.000 Our technology ruined that bit, but it was very high quality.

01:37:51.000 All right, let's jump to the final video.

01:38:09.000 By the way, I know I'm selling, this is Nita Fashions, and I know it looks weird, but again, this shirt is probably when did I buy this?

01:38:19.000 My gut says like six, seven years old.

01:38:22.000 And it's been dry.

01:38:23.000 I find when you dry clean shirts, you know, thousands of times, they shrink.

01:38:27.000 So it's old.

01:38:28.000 I was way skinnier back then.

01:38:30.000 And it's been washed 9 million times.

01:38:32.000 And the jacket I was wearing when I came on the show.

01:38:36.000 This is Ted Baker.

01:38:38.000 It's a fun label because it's got fun little attributes.

01:38:42.000 Like sewn in pocket square.

01:38:47.000 That's fun too.

01:38:48.000 I highly recommend Ted Baker.

01:38:49.000 It's a model for them.

01:38:54.000 Here's just a clip of Switzerland.

01:38:58.000 Wait, no, what's 4-1?

01:39:01.000 Oh, 5-second film.

01:39:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's a 5-second film.

01:39:05.000 No, it's not.

01:39:06.000 What's a 4-1?

01:39:13.000 That's 4-1?

01:39:14.000 Okay.

01:39:14.000 What's a 4-2?

01:39:16.000 Fortuitously, it is this.

01:39:22.000 Isn't that shockingly beautiful? 0.98

01:39:25.000 Can you fucking imagine living there? 0.99

01:39:28.000 I can't. 0.99

01:39:29.000 Like, you just come every time you went to grab a chicken.

01:39:35.000 If that's not heaven, what's heaven?

01:39:39.000 What, you just hear that waterfall when you go to bed at night?

01:39:44.000 It's just amazing.

01:39:46.000 I think that's Switzerland.

01:39:49.000 Tabernouche.

01:39:51.000 What a paradise.

01:39:54.000 And then I should have actually ended with that one to rest your hearts, your laurels, your nerves, calm your nerves.

01:40:01.000 Because this is an attempted Brinks car robbery in South Africa.

01:40:07.000 I'm sure you've seen it already.

01:40:08.000 You're going to zoom out, Ryan, a little bit, because we want to see the windows.

01:40:15.000 Okay, so driving along.

01:40:23.000 So he swerves into them.

01:40:27.000 They're shooting him at the... 0.99

01:43:45.000 a piece of garbage on your lawn pick it up if you notice someone fucks with you take a couple blows take a few hits and then come back at them i remember this guy was fucking with my dad a lot when my parents were having a party he's like yeah what would jim know about that and it got to be a little one-sided and petty and i go dad i think it's time we um we fought back with old Bry guy there. 1.00

01:44:06.000 These are getting pretty rich, this relentless, stupid insults, and you're not returning fire. 1.00

01:44:11.000 And he felt like that guy was, you know, not worthy of him, of fighting him. 1.00

01:44:15.000 I don't mean physically, I mean like barbs.

01:44:18.000 And he says, All right, all right.

01:44:20.000 But I will be erring on the side of caution.

01:44:24.000 And then we just proceeded scorched earth to destroy the guy until he was just smoking embers.

01:44:30.000 It's fun to fight back.

01:44:32.000 Do it.

01:44:32.000 Get fired.

01:44:33.000 Get in trouble.

01:44:34.000 Be brave.

01:44:35.000 And never stop fighting.

01:44:52.000 So dig his big crux.

01:44:57.000 Organizing the bus with the motorist.

01:45:00.000 Many years beyond the big sweatpoint.

01:45:02.000 Man, they was doing it.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 04, 2021

S03E106 - $69M SEX

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