Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 14, 2019


S02E07 - SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN


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Length

49 minutes

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165.60487

Word count

8,145

Sentence count

828

Harmful content

Misogyny

63

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Hate speech

47

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Gavin McInnes is back from the Met Gala and ready to talk about the theme of the show, "Camp." He also talks about what it's like to be gay in the 80s and 90s, and why he thinks gay people are good at being gay.

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 The people from Bad Hall do again and again.
00:00:24.000 It's big and it's black. 0.96
00:00:38.000 We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
00:00:41.000 Beep beep.
00:00:44.000 Fashion.
00:00:45.000 That song is a little bit about fascism, you know.
00:00:48.000 It's 1980, Scary Monsters.
00:00:50.000 David Bowie, the album of Scary Monsters, he kind of downplays it.
00:00:53.000 He said it wasn't literally about fascists, it was about the sort of style Nazis, style fascists in the scene at the time.
00:01:01.000 The Goon Squaw.
00:01:03.000 That was the new romantic movement in the 80s, which is actually kind of a fascinating musical scene because they were sort of seen as these dandies, these fops, these humos, but it was all blue-collar types who were busting their ass.
00:01:18.000 And on the Friday night, after working an 80-hour week, they wanted to really rock and roll.
00:01:25.000 So when you see like those Elton John platform boots and the whole glam movement of the 80s and Human League, the new romantics, all that stuff, and you see them in their plush baby blue suits, no, those guys are East London Bruisers who will kill you.
00:01:43.000 The reason I played that particular jam is because last night was the Met Gala.
00:01:51.000 And the theme this year was Camp, which I'm learning just means gay. 0.92
00:01:56.000 Can I just show you my outfit, by the way, that I put, I went through my closet and I found the most campy stuff I had.
00:02:01.000 I didn't prepare for this well, but this jacket is worth a zoom in.
00:02:07.000 I thought I'll never wear this.
00:02:07.000 I got it.
00:02:08.000 I wear this all the time, Donning.
00:02:10.000 Hold on a second.
00:02:15.000 Can you see that?
00:02:18.000 Yep, they can't hear you, though.
00:02:23.000 It's a dashing, sparkly number.
00:02:26.000 It is the Goon Squad and it's coming to town.
00:02:29.000 Beep, beep. 0.92
00:02:31.000 I believe it's a crushed.
00:02:32.000 We should do like just a rocky horror frankenfer.
00:02:36.000 Hi, welcome back to the show.
00:02:40.000 I'm not big on gay podcasts, but are there podcasts where a guy is that gay?
00:02:44.000 Like, hello, darling.
00:02:46.000 Welcome back.
00:02:48.000 Out Q is a radio show on British.
00:02:53.000 Oh.
00:02:55.000 So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
00:03:01.000 I see you shiver with anticip...
00:03:18.000 Patient.
00:03:19.000 All right, we should check in on the thingamadoodle just because, I don't know, it's more color.
00:03:26.000 I like color.
00:03:26.000 I like fashion.
00:03:28.000 I'm a ponce.
00:03:29.000 I'm a homo.
00:03:32.000 Homo. 0.68
00:03:34.000 I'm British.
00:03:35.000 I was born in England.
00:03:35.000 I'm English.
00:03:37.000 And though I have many other nationalities infused in my being, I can't ignore the Englishman.
00:03:41.000 And the Englishmen are very into fashion.
00:03:43.000 Who's that now?
00:03:45.000 I believe that's Gagi.
00:03:46.000 Gaga was the winner, girls.
00:03:48.000 Gaga win it. 1.00
00:03:49.000 Look at that.
00:03:50.000 Not only does she have like three guys carrying her dress, they have umbrellas.
00:03:57.000 What does camp mean?
00:03:58.000 Camp, I just means unbelievably gay. 0.94
00:04:02.000 Brutally gay. 1.00
00:04:03.000 There was one woman.
00:04:04.000 You keep going and find her.
00:04:06.000 She's like this black radical activist, writer, persona, non-grata. 0.99
00:04:12.000 And she had her shaved head.
00:04:14.000 She'll come up soon.
00:04:16.000 That one's boring.
00:04:17.000 Oh, that was Katy Perry.
00:04:18.000 She was a chandelier. 0.98
00:04:22.000 And the back, of course, she had to politicize everything. 1.00
00:04:25.000 I think a big part of camp is just silly uselessness.
00:04:28.000 Like, this is what fashion should be.
00:04:30.000 Look at this guy.
00:04:31.000 That's what I think, that's when gays were good at being gay. 1.00
00:04:35.000 This is gay in its ideal form, just like lavish homosexuality. 1.00
00:04:40.000 No, go click on it.
00:04:41.000 Go back to that dude who had the men carrying him.
00:04:43.000 This was Milo's big thing, too, when he had men carrying him in to do a talk.
00:04:49.000 But this other woman had, it said on the back of her suit, she was wearing a suit, drag queens, black drag queens, invented camp. 1.00
00:05:00.000 They just had to slam that. 0.65
00:05:02.000 Oh, that's a fun couple.
00:05:04.000 Did they make out in that?
00:05:06.000 I like the idea of hairy Lebanese man hairs coming through lace. 1.00
00:05:12.000 That's Cardi B. She absolutely won it. 1.00
00:05:16.000 This is a stripper from the Bronx who used to drug men's drinks and rob them. 1.00
00:05:21.000 And now she personifies menstruation. 0.93
00:05:25.000 Oh, that's Zendaya.
00:05:25.000 Congratulations.
00:05:27.000 Zendaya was Cinderella, even though she's half black.
00:05:31.000 See, even that's kind of political.
00:05:32.000 You know what's funny about her, I found out?
00:05:34.000 Her dad is Kazembe Ajamu.
00:05:39.000 The African man.
00:05:40.000 Kazembe Ajamu.
00:05:42.000 His born name?
00:05:43.000 Sammy Coleman.
00:05:44.000 I am not Sammy Coleman anymore.
00:05:47.000 I am Kazembe Ajamu Wakanda.
00:05:52.000 Who else do we have there?
00:05:53.000 Naomi Campbell?
00:05:55.000 Oh, this is what he looks like.
00:05:56.000 This is him.
00:05:57.000 That is the African man, Sammy Coleman.
00:06:01.000 Wow, her mom is a dog. 1.00
00:06:05.000 Two negatives make a positive, huh?
00:06:07.000 Holy cow. 0.89
00:06:10.000 I hope that doesn't bode well for whoever Zendaya marries.
00:06:14.000 The future does not look bright.
00:06:15.000 That is bogus.
00:06:17.000 Keep going, though.
00:06:20.000 There was Naomi Campbell. 0.89
00:06:22.000 Keep going down.
00:06:22.000 Is that her in Charles?
00:06:25.000 Oh, that was a big thing.
00:06:25.000 People would bring...
00:06:26.000 Keep scrolling.
00:06:31.000 Dickhead.
00:06:32.000 Oh, that's a good one.
00:06:33.000 Click on that.
00:06:34.000 That was Kim Kardashian, and she was dripping wet, but instead of water beads, it's diamonds.
00:06:44.000 Look at her boobs. 1.00
00:06:45.000 They're fake.
00:06:46.000 What a waste.
00:06:47.000 Why did you do that?
00:06:49.000 You're blessed with a perfect posterior and you ruined.
00:06:53.000 Well, actually, you're too much.
00:06:55.000 Look at that.
00:06:55.000 Yeah.
00:06:56.000 It looks like a butthole.
00:06:58.000 It looks like a retard. 1.00
00:06:59.000 Her entire butt is a butthole. 1.00
00:07:00.000 Oh, I see.
00:07:02.000 Yep.
00:07:03.000 It's a butthole dress.
00:07:06.000 That's a typical.
00:07:08.000 Wet butthole.
00:07:09.000 Oh, by the way, wet butthole are playing Mercury Lounge.
00:07:11.000 They're opening up for Lily Collins.
00:07:13.000 Oh, good.
00:07:14.000 Lily Collins looks fine.
00:07:15.000 Solo act.
00:07:16.000 Let's get some more gays. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Keep scrolling.
00:07:18.000 I want to find the one that said Drag Queen's boring, boring.
00:07:21.000 Oh, that was cool.
00:07:22.000 Jared Leto?
00:07:23.000 Jared Leto brought his own head.
00:07:25.000 Wow.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:27.000 There's a few of those.
00:07:28.000 That's a good look to bring your own head.
00:07:30.000 Don't.
00:07:31.000 There we go.
00:07:32.000 Oh, someone else is carrying Jared Leto.
00:07:32.000 Look.
00:07:34.000 Why is there so many of those?
00:07:36.000 What do you mean?
00:07:37.000 Like anime shit.
00:07:38.000 What is with the anime?
00:07:39.000 Well, this is the whole Twitter feed.
00:07:41.000 Oh, that looks great.
00:07:41.000 Jesus.
00:07:42.000 Oh, that's James Charles.
00:07:44.000 That's my guy.
00:07:45.000 It's my little buddy.
00:07:46.000 You love your James Charles.
00:07:49.000 I like that Naomi Campbell. 1.00
00:07:51.000 Go to that link.
00:07:53.000 Where?
00:07:54.000 It's further on down on the lists of what to do.
00:07:58.000 So we're not scrolling through that anymore.
00:07:59.000 Okay.
00:08:00.000 No, you weren't.
00:08:01.000 I didn't like the way you were doing it.
00:08:03.000 So there's Naomi Campbell, who looks pretty awesome. 0.99
00:08:06.000 Although without her makeup, I hear she's basically bald.
00:08:10.000 Like she's been pulling her hair back for so long that her forehead ends about here.
00:08:14.000 But keep going.
00:08:17.000 I love this look with the pink.
00:08:19.000 When black girls wear pink lace, it looks very, very sexy. 1.00
00:08:26.000 Although go down a bit, her bunions are pretty bad. 1.00
00:08:29.000 Well, let's see those buns. 1.00
00:08:30.000 They just passed them, dumbass.
00:08:32.000 There's got to be a close-up of the buns.
00:08:33.000 No.
00:08:34.000 They're not going to zoom in on bunions, and don't call bunions buns.
00:08:37.000 Go down farther, though.
00:08:38.000 This is the coup.
00:08:39.000 She had a guy with a big plastic fan fanning her.
00:08:44.000 That was his job, was to show up and just fan her.
00:08:47.000 That's an aristocrat right there.
00:08:49.000 That's classic.
00:08:50.000 Oh, I think that was fanning Tatum.
00:08:53.000 Now, find the chick who had Black Drag Queens invented camp. 1.00
00:08:53.000 Good job. 1.00
00:09:00.000 If there's one thing that you cannot be political at, you can just relax, it's the Met Gala fashion event where the theme is rampant gayness. 0.96
00:09:13.000 Apolitical.
00:09:14.000 I would say camp is the least political thing in the gay world, but no. 0.98
00:09:19.000 Lina Waite just has to start making everything political. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Look at her.
00:09:25.000 You don't look very fun to hang out with, my dear.
00:09:28.000 It's not a serious night.
00:09:29.000 I don't think that's camp.
00:09:31.000 I think camp has a bit of fun to it.
00:09:33.000 You look like you're in the Black Panthers. 1.00
00:09:35.000 Chill oot, as they say in Scotland.
00:09:39.000 I mean, you can't see the humor in your outfit.
00:09:42.000 You're not allowed to be that humorless at the Met Gala.
00:09:45.000 Look at that woman. 1.00
00:09:46.000 No, no, go up, go up with the chandelier in her head.
00:09:50.000 Yeah, you're being serious at that event.
00:09:54.000 Yeah, drop it.
00:09:56.000 Take it down a notch.
00:09:57.000 All right.
00:10:00.000 We've got a lot to discuss on today's show.
00:10:04.000 I want to get kind of serious for a second here.
00:10:08.000 This is an old episode for you.
00:10:09.000 It's a banked episode.
00:10:10.000 But poor Laura Loomer. 0.98
00:10:13.000 This is an important analogy I think people need to understand.
00:10:16.000 If a woman stubs her toe, what does she do? 1.00
00:10:19.000 She cries.
00:10:20.000 She's sad.
00:10:21.000 If a man stubs his toe, what does he do?
00:10:24.000 He gets mad.
00:10:26.000 I see my wife stub her toe, and I'll see her lie down and cry, and I'll just think, how is this sad?
00:10:26.000 He wants to fight.
00:10:34.000 I'm not very empathetic or sympathetic, but I'll just, I'll just, I won't say it out loud, but I'll just be thinking, how is this sad?
00:10:41.000 What's sad about what just happened to you?
00:10:44.000 Meanwhile, if I stub my toe, it's expletives, it's rage.
00:10:48.000 Sometimes I want to punish the bedpost.
00:10:51.000 I remember when I was a tree planter, you'd be walking through the cutover and occasionally, you'd get whipped with a branch.
00:11:00.000 I would go, God damn it.
00:11:03.000 And then I would get the branch and I would go up to the other branches and I'd make them watch me torture the branch in front.
00:11:10.000 It's maniacal.
00:11:11.000 It's psychopathic, I understand.
00:11:12.000 But it just helped me get over the fact that I just had a cut on my arm.
00:11:16.000 You would really get whipped.
00:11:18.000 Tree planting.
00:11:19.000 I punch inanimate stuff all the time.
00:11:22.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 This is PUBG.
00:11:25.000 What's that?
00:11:26.000 That was fourth place.
00:11:27.000 That's me punching objects because of PUBG.
00:11:30.000 I don't know what PUBG is, Millennial. 1.00
00:11:32.000 It's a video game.
00:11:33.000 Oh.
00:11:34.000 That's kind of different.
00:11:35.000 But yeah.
00:11:37.000 So the thing you have to understand about this life here in the game, and when I say that, I mean fighting the left and fighting political correctness and defending Trump and pushing for semi-traditional values, even though we're not really that conservative.
00:11:49.000 We're always called far-right or alt-right, and we're not.
00:11:52.000 We're pretty centrist, actually.
00:11:54.000 I mean, we're socially liberal, fiscally conservative, and pro having the borders reasonably maintained.
00:12:05.000 But what I've noticed that it does is to men, it'll often, there's a series of things that can happen.
00:12:12.000 So you start to get oppressed, you get deplatformed.
00:12:14.000 So it can push guys out onto the fringes.
00:12:16.000 Owen Benjamin isn't lost, but he is getting pushed out to pretty radical areas.
00:12:22.000 Nothing too, nothing irrevocable.
00:12:24.000 And nothing, I'm not going to criticize Owen Benjamin.
00:12:26.000 I think it's interesting what he's doing.
00:12:28.000 But then there's other ones like Jovi Val, who is a full-on Nazi now, a bunch of other kids, Richard Spencer even was relatively normal until he was pushed over to the fringes.
00:12:40.000 Pax, what's his name, Dickinson?
00:12:42.000 Where you make these people so ostracized that they can only speak to people in the far, far right, and the next thing you know, they're far, far right.
00:12:50.000 So that's one thing that happens to them.
00:12:52.000 Others get more resilient and angry, like me and Tucker.
00:12:57.000 And who Else me?
00:13:02.000 Yeah, okay, you.
00:13:03.000 I get grumpy.
00:13:04.000 No, I'm talking about not being pushed super far right, but getting Milo is another example.
00:13:11.000 Steven Crowder is another example.
00:13:14.000 And then the third possibility, and this happens more often with women because it's not their natural instinct to want to fight after being hurt. 0.89
00:13:22.000 It's their natural instinct to hurt when they're hurt.
00:13:26.000 And they cry.
00:13:28.000 They feel immense pain.
00:13:30.000 They want to give up.
00:13:31.000 And I don't know if that's where Laura is now. 0.97
00:13:33.000 We're going to talk to her.
00:13:34.000 She only wants to talk on the phone.
00:13:35.000 She feels like crap.
00:13:36.000 She doesn't feel like having her looks made fun of after she's been crying all night.
00:13:41.000 But sometimes they can't take it.
00:13:46.000 Let's look at her.
00:13:47.000 This is her on InfoWars, where she apparently had a brutal meltdown. 0.81
00:13:52.000 Now, this clip is very interesting, and I'll tell you why after you watch it.
00:13:57.000 Turn it up.
00:14:11.000 Okay, so that was a parody of Laura having a meltdown on InfoWars. 1.00
00:14:16.000 Why is that the only video I could find of her meltdown?
00:14:20.000 Because people will get banned if they praise InfoWars.
00:14:25.000 So the only way you can show Laura having a meltdown without getting censored is to mock her.
00:14:32.000 That's where we are with big tech.
00:14:34.000 The only place I could find that clip was her being ridiculed by a cartoon. 1.00
00:14:39.000 Look at this.
00:14:40.000 Linda Sarsur.
00:14:41.000 This is actually sad.
00:14:42.000 Oh, is that the clip though?
00:14:44.000 See on Twitter it's okay, but Facebook is the one that.
00:14:44.000 Yep.
00:14:47.000 Facebook says you can't praise.
00:14:51.000 It doesn't look like Roosh is very sympathetic.
00:14:53.000 Does anybody understand how ruined my life is?
00:14:57.000 I'm sick of it.
00:14:58.000 I don't want to listen to people tell me that I'm a conspiracy theorist.
00:15:01.000 They don't know what it's like to be me.
00:15:05.000 If it was a dude, I'd say, dude, don't do that in public.
00:15:07.000 But if it's Chick, I go, you poor thing. 1.00
00:15:10.000 You're getting terrorized.
00:15:11.000 I mean, I think there's nothing like a little bit of sexism to help women. 1.00
00:15:14.000 We were at a bar last night, and I saw this woman drunk out of her mind. 1.00
00:15:20.000 She was destroyed.
00:15:22.000 And I said, how are you getting home?
00:15:24.000 Now, she was being confrontational with me.
00:15:25.000 I was talking about how much Mark Ruffalo sucks to my friends and how much I hate him.
00:15:30.000 Him and Common, I think, are my top.
00:15:33.000 Oh, no, Tyrus, the wrestler.
00:15:35.000 Common, Tyrus, and Mark Ruffalo make my skin crawl.
00:15:38.000 And I was saying that, you know, just shooting the shit.
00:15:41.000 And she's like, you need to shut up.
00:15:43.000 Very attractive woman, by the way, maybe an 8.8, which makes her even more vulnerable, right? 0.99
00:15:49.000 And I said, you should, she goes, what are you talking about?
00:15:52.000 I go, oh, we're talking about how women shouldn't drink. 1.00
00:15:55.000 And then she goes, and then I go, how are you getting home?
00:15:58.000 Because you should be careful.
00:15:59.000 And then I thought, wait, it sounds like I'm threatening to beat her up. 0.75
00:16:02.000 So I said, hi, Mark.
00:16:04.000 Thanks for chatting.
00:16:04.000 Oh, this is one of my favorite tweets.
00:16:06.000 He's got a white flag with surrender, and he's waving goodbye to the patriarchy.
00:16:12.000 With his hand on his vagina. 1.00
00:16:14.000 Oh, yeah, what's going on with his right hand?
00:16:16.000 I don't know.
00:16:17.000 Is he holding his balls in as they get sucked into his wife's purse?
00:16:21.000 Anyway, I said to her, you got to be really careful.
00:16:28.000 She goes, I live in this building.
00:16:29.000 I just go upstairs.
00:16:30.000 And then I thought, all right, fine.
00:16:32.000 She's fine.
00:16:33.000 And then I sort of made fun of her speech a little bit, like, hello, Wes.
00:16:37.000 This Irish guy was going to kill me. 1.00
00:16:38.000 He goes, you don't need to be a complete fucking scombag.
00:16:42.000 And I go, yeah, I can make fun of the way she's talking after she confronted me and I know she's going to be safe.
00:16:46.000 And then him and the bartender get into it.
00:16:48.000 And it was one of those things where you're sort of, you're getting your fists ready for a brawl and making sure he has no cutlery near him because he was eating a hamburger earlier.
00:16:57.000 Actually, that's my favorite kind of brawls, though, in a bar.
00:17:00.000 Because there's stools in the way to stop him from really getting a good grip.
00:17:03.000 And it gets broken up really fast.
00:17:05.000 And you don't have to worry about like getting your head slammed against the pavement.
00:17:08.000 Tons of witnesses.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, tons of witnesses.
00:17:10.000 You don't have to worry about being curbed or something.
00:17:13.000 But he lost his argument and was sent home.
00:17:17.000 This is audio from her last night.
00:17:22.000 That slows down the show, dude.
00:17:26.000 So me saying how are you getting home and stuff and saying this isn't funny and you got to make sure you get home is sexist.
00:17:32.000 I'm saying you can't handle your liquor.
00:17:34.000 And that leaves her safer.
00:17:35.000 I was actually on Anthony's show yesterday talking about this, about women.
00:17:40.000 And me and Nick DiPaulo and Kumia like to bitch about women in action movies and how why is that scene is so important?
00:17:47.000 We need more female superheroes. 1.00
00:17:49.000 We need more women stopping bank robbers. 1.00
00:17:51.000 And it's like, we need more women's stories. 0.99
00:17:53.000 That's a big thing with feminism. 1.00
00:17:55.000 Women need to be in more stories. 1.00
00:17:56.000 Why are we always hearing about Howard Hughes built a plane?
00:18:00.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:18:01.000 I think it's episode 811.
00:18:03.000 And these feminists go, why don't we hear about a woman? 1.00
00:18:06.000 Well, women didn't really fly planes. 1.00
00:18:08.000 But here's the thing, feminists. 1.00
00:18:10.000 All these male stories you hear about, it's a given that these men came out of women's bodies. 0.98
00:18:18.000 Now that's been trivialized to nothing, and it's actually a huge deal.
00:18:27.000 My son is in the studio today because he's sick and mom had to go to work.
00:18:32.000 What's going on there, buddy?
00:18:34.000 You have to pee or something?
00:18:35.000 We're filming now.
00:18:37.000 All right, anyway, I can't stop.
00:18:38.000 What do you think of...
00:18:43.000 He's playing video games.
00:18:45.000 Yeah, you're the queen bee.
00:18:47.000 The fact that you made all these bees makes you superior.
00:18:51.000 And Coulter would call women sentient.
00:18:54.000 Sentient beings.
00:18:55.000 They're magic.
00:18:56.000 Oh, I don't want to be the creator.
00:18:57.000 I'm not a baby machine.
00:18:59.000 It's a pretty incredible machine.
00:19:00.000 It's a miracle machine.
00:19:02.000 It's almost like God saying, hey, how come I've only been in like a few movies?
00:19:08.000 I was in Oh God.
00:19:09.000 Then there was one with Morgan Freeman and Jim Carrey.
00:19:11.000 But I want to be in more movies.
00:19:13.000 You don't need to be in more movies.
00:19:15.000 You're the main guy.
00:19:17.000 You created all of this.
00:19:19.000 In fact, women should watch these movies that men are in and go, that's my little guys running around stopping bank robbers.
00:19:29.000 I love it.
00:19:30.000 I love you guys.
00:19:31.000 But no, we keep talking about women as men, and I'm sorry, ladies, but you make shitty men. 1.00
00:19:40.000 It's just like Clark Kent.
00:19:42.000 He's not a good journalist, but he's a great superhero.
00:19:46.000 But with feminists, you have these women doing the thing they're not good at and ignoring their superpowers. 1.00
00:19:51.000 So we have Clark Kent at the Daily Planet all day being a lame journalist.
00:19:57.000 All right, before we talk to Laura, though, so we just showed her meltdown, the only way we're allowed to, which is mocking her. 0.86
00:20:04.000 Let's see her.
00:20:05.000 She also went to Facebook recently to say, what's going on?
00:20:08.000 What are you guys doing?
00:20:10.000 You look at her whole canon.
00:20:12.000 By the way, she started a terrorist charity.
00:20:14.000 Let's let her talk. 0.97
00:20:15.000 Who was also banned and he did it on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
00:20:20.000 And why did he do that?
00:20:21.000 Because Mark Zuckerberg is a self-hating Jew. 0.97
00:20:23.000 And these people here in Silicon Valley, these people, these people who work at Facebook and places like Twitter are actual Nazis.
00:20:31.000 Their tactics are fascist.
00:20:33.000 And they accuse conservatives and Trump supporters of being fascists and Nazis simply because we support President Trump and we support free speech.
00:20:40.000 But if you go against their left wing agenda, if you post facts, if you're against terrorism or if you're a proud conservative Jewish woman like myself, you'll get banned.
00:20:47.000 You'll get banned and sentenced to the digital gulag because you're not allowed to have free speech.
00:20:52.000 There's no freedom of speech.
00:20:53.000 Why'd you fade out like that?
00:20:55.000 You decide how long clips go now?
00:20:57.000 Freedom of speech allows you to do that.
00:21:00.000 There's no freedom of speech allowed here in America.
00:21:02.000 And nothing.
00:21:03.000 This is only going to get worse, okay, you guys?
00:21:05.000 This situation is only going to further escalate.
00:21:08.000 And more conservatives and more people in this country are continuing to have their rights violated by these Nazis in Silicon Valley if President Trump doesn't do something about this.
00:21:16.000 If President Trump doesn't start to do something about this and actually lose everything in this country.
00:21:23.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 Take it down.
00:21:24.000 No.
00:21:24.000 You're not going to leave.
00:21:25.000 No, I'm not going to leave.
00:21:26.000 I'm going to fight for my First Amendment rights.
00:21:28.000 Look at this guy playing hardball and he has an earpiece.
00:21:31.000 You know that he's like the king tough badass of the nerds.
00:21:35.000 He has two phones in his back pocket.
00:21:39.000 One for each pocket.
00:21:40.000 He is the Lemmy.
00:21:41.000 He is the motorhead of nerds.
00:21:43.000 I don't have anything to worry about.
00:21:45.000 Hey, dude, you are the king of the nerds, but here on Earth, you're a guy with a Bluetooth in his ear and a thin sweatshirt under a leather jacket.
00:21:52.000 Dual-wielding Samsungs.
00:21:55.000 Like it's the fucking Wild West.
00:21:59.000 Hello?
00:22:02.000 All right, let's say hi to Laura. 0.90
00:22:04.000 We are the Gunspa and we're coming to town.
00:22:08.000 Hey, hey.
00:22:10.000 Hi, Laura.
00:22:11.000 How you doing?
00:22:13.000 Well, I wouldn't say that I'm doing great now that I've been financially blacklisted and banned on every single social media platform.
00:22:21.000 And, you know, my reputation has been destroyed and I've been branded as a terrorist by one of the most powerful tech companies in the world.
00:22:29.000 But how are you doing?
00:22:31.000 Well, I'm in a similar boat.
00:22:33.000 And I think I'm partly responsible for the boat you are in.
00:22:36.000 One of the reasons they listed, they banned you is because you associated with me or you praised me or something like that.
00:22:42.000 Yeah, because I shared your legal fund and I said that what was being done to you was wrong.
00:22:48.000 And I said that the Proud Boys wasn't a hate organization and that the Proud Boys was originally just a meme.
00:22:54.000 It was some joke that was created by you as a way for guys to hang out with each other.
00:22:58.000 And so I guess they used that as one of the reasons or excuses to ban me is to say that, well, Laura Loomer likes Gavin McGinnis, so she must be a Nazi.
00:23:09.000 Well, a lot of this was about that fund.
00:23:12.000 And it sounds to me like the SPLC is behind it because they obviously don't like that fund getting to 100% quarter mil to take them down.
00:23:19.000 The SPLC seems inexorably linked to this, but we just saw a picture there.
00:23:24.000 So you went to Facebook to confront them, I see.
00:23:29.000 Yeah, I did.
00:23:29.000 I went to Facebook.
00:23:30.000 I actually went to Jack Dorsey's house too.
00:23:32.000 That video should be posting today because what I did is I went to Jack Dorsey's house two days before I got banned on Facebook and I got a projector and I projected the names of everybody who's been banned onto his wall and I put your name on Jack Dorsey's wall.
00:23:46.000 And then while I was at his house, he banned the Laura Lumer fan club account and he banned the Periscope on which I was broadcasting it.
00:23:55.000 So then he deleted it and he was banning everybody who posted the link to the Periscope.
00:24:01.000 So that's why nobody really saw it.
00:24:03.000 But I'm going to be posting the full version today.
00:24:06.000 And you can see that I went to his house and, like I said, projected everybody who's been banned onto his house.
00:24:12.000 That's awesome.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, I understand you don't want to do video today.
00:24:15.000 You just feel beaten down.
00:24:17.000 And it's true. 0.56
00:24:17.000 You know, I never get attacked for how I look. 0.56
00:24:20.000 People make jokes about it, but it's not serious.
00:24:22.000 But, you know, you get it on every front.
00:24:24.000 Even Linda Sarsour, I saw today gloating, saying, this is actually quite sad, which is that high school thing you do where you say, I kind of feel sorry for her.
00:24:35.000 Yeah.
00:24:36.000 I mean, that's what they do, right?
00:24:38.000 And look, I mean, let's not pretend like the Muslims aren't responsible for getting me shut down. 1.00
00:24:43.000 The Council on American Islamic Relations lobbied Facebook and Twitter to ban me.
00:24:47.000 And their litigation director was literally online gloating about how I've been banned and how they've been able to work to get 90% of my income, I guess, evaporated.
00:24:58.000 And then he said talk beer, which is essentially a call for jihad in Islam.
00:25:04.000 So let me get this straight.
00:25:05.000 So the Muslims at CARE, which is a terrorist organization, they're allowed to lobby to get me banned and they're allowed to use social media, even though they're actually a terrorist organization. 0.97
00:25:15.000 Okay.
00:25:15.000 But then I'm not allowed to have social media.
00:25:17.000 And so that's why I sue Twitter and CARE.
00:25:20.000 And it's just crazy to me because these people were found to be supporting Hamas during the Holy Land Foundation terrorism trial.
00:25:27.000 And yet they're allowed to take meetings with executives.
00:25:31.000 Right.
00:25:32.000 But then Facebook calls the police on me when I go to their lobby.
00:25:34.000 I mean, it's just absolutely insane what they're doing.
00:25:38.000 It is.
00:25:38.000 But you're fighting back.
00:25:40.000 Your lawsuit's moving forward.
00:25:42.000 You've got the Ron Coleman behind you suing Twitter and Care at the same time, right?
00:25:48.000 Yeah, they're suing Twitter and they're suing CARE.
00:25:52.000 And I'm exploring what I can do to Facebook too now.
00:25:56.000 I mean, they literally have branded me as a dangerous person.
00:25:58.000 And so even if I wanted to just say, screw it, I'm giving up politics and get a regular nine to five.
00:26:04.000 Well, how am I supposed to get a job when the first thing people see when they type in my name is that I'm a dangerous person?
00:26:10.000 Yeah.
00:26:11.000 Well, I was thinking you are a dangerous person to the left, which is why they're so angry about you.
00:26:16.000 You're too effective.
00:26:17.000 Like, no one's talking about this.
00:26:19.000 You went to Twitter a long time ago, you chained yourself to the doors, right?
00:26:23.000 And you had two tweets up.
00:26:25.000 There was the tweet that got you banned, which was pretty mild.
00:26:28.000 And then there was a Farrakhan tweet about how Jews are insects and he's an exterminator.
00:26:34.000 Yeah.
00:26:35.000 Now he's banned.
00:26:37.000 So maybe you exposing their hypocrisy actually helped get Farrakhan banned.
00:26:43.000 Yeah, well, maybe it did.
00:26:45.000 But, you know, at the end of the day, what they're doing is criminal to people.
00:26:51.000 What they're doing by branding us as dangerous people, by saying that we're terrorists.
00:26:55.000 I mean, there are people threatening my life, okay?
00:26:58.000 There are people threatening my life.
00:27:00.000 And it's starting to really freak me out because, you know, over these last few months, I started to feel very tired.
00:27:07.000 And I started to feel like very lethargic and get a lot of headaches.
00:27:10.000 And I started to get these like weird spasms in my arm.
00:27:13.000 And I started to feel kind of sick.
00:27:15.000 And so about a week and a half ago, I went to the doctor and I got some blood work done.
00:27:21.000 And I just got a phone call from the health department today telling me that I have abnormal levels of mercury in my blood.
00:27:27.000 And I don't understand like how I have weird levels of mercury in my blood.
00:27:31.000 But, you know, I'm getting all these death threats from people.
00:27:34.000 People are branding me as a dangerous person.
00:27:37.000 The left is smearing me.
00:27:38.000 They're trying to say that I'm a threat to democracy or whatever.
00:27:42.000 And now I have high levels of mercury in my blood.
00:27:45.000 And I just, I don't think people really understand like how serious this is, the way that they're targeting people like me and branding me as a terrorist, right?
00:27:55.000 Worse than actual terrorist organizations that are online.
00:27:58.000 And I'm kind of worried about where it's headed.
00:28:00.000 You know, I'm kind of worried about it.
00:28:02.000 Well, they humanize animals like MS-13 and jihadists, and they give Omar Kader $10 million when he gets out of Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo or whatever it was.
00:28:14.000 And then what they do with the right is they start with deplatforming.
00:28:17.000 Then they move into dehumanizing.
00:28:20.000 And now you can die of Mercury poisoning and they just go, whatever.
00:28:24.000 She shouldn't have messed with the wrong people.
00:28:26.000 Or she's lying and it's not true and she died of natural causes or something like that.
00:28:31.000 But I get worried about you, Laura, because men and women are different. 1.00
00:28:35.000 And I feel like women, they take it harder when they're being attacked like this.
00:28:41.000 And I hope you can, I don't know, hang on because we need you.
00:28:46.000 Yeah, I mean, look, I hope so too.
00:28:48.000 But look what they're doing to me.
00:28:50.000 I mean, they are literally ruining my life, you know?
00:28:52.000 And I flipped out on Alex Jones' show the other day and was telling people about what they're doing.
00:28:58.000 And now they're trying to make it a meme.
00:28:59.000 They're trying to say that my pain and my suffering and this feeling that I have of being totally isolated and shut out from the world is something to laugh at.
00:29:08.000 And I just think it's really evil because I have never committed a crime in my life.
00:29:12.000 I have never done anything that has harmed anybody.
00:29:14.000 I simply reported the truth and said things in a very politically incorrect manner.
00:29:19.000 And for that, I'm being punished and I'm being shut off and isolated.
00:29:22.000 And I can't talk to my friends anymore.
00:29:24.000 I can't talk to my family anymore.
00:29:26.000 I can't make money.
00:29:28.000 And they're trying to make it so that people have nothing to lose anymore.
00:29:32.000 I mean, that's what they've done to me.
00:29:35.000 Essentially, I have nothing to lose anymore.
00:29:37.000 They've taken everything from me.
00:29:38.000 And I'm still paying off my student loans.
00:29:41.000 And I graduated top of my class in college with a journalism degree.
00:29:45.000 And now I'm stuck with all this debt and a ruined reputation and a degree in journalism, which I'll never be able to utilize now.
00:29:54.000 Because, well, in this day and age, you can't really be a journalist, can you?
00:29:58.000 If you're banned on every social media platform.
00:30:01.000 So what am I supposed to do?
00:30:03.000 Start your own thing, join me, win this suit.
00:30:06.000 There's a lot.
00:30:07.000 I know it looks bleak, but you got to pick yourself up off the ring and step back into the fray.
00:30:14.000 We need you.
00:30:15.000 Yeah, no, I mean, I don't really plan on going down without a fight, but, you know, I think everyone knows that I've been fighting.
00:30:25.000 I've been fighting back hard.
00:30:26.000 Even after being banned, I went to Facebook.
00:30:28.000 I mean, you'll see the video today from Jack Dorsey's house.
00:30:31.000 So I'm doing everything that I can, but I really need people to actually step up and help me too.
00:30:37.000 People can go to freeloomer.com and that's where they can support my legal fund.
00:30:41.000 But I think it's about time that people in power, some of our Republican representatives, actually start doing something for me.
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:49.000 You know, I mean, I don't understand.
00:30:50.000 I've done so much for the party.
00:30:52.000 I've done so much for President Trump and the left.
00:30:54.000 I literally put illegal aliens on Nancy Pelosi's lawn. 0.89
00:30:58.000 I confronted Maxine Waters.
00:30:59.000 I confronted Hillary Clinton.
00:31:01.000 I confronted James Comey.
00:31:02.000 I think I've done more than enough for my country, and it's time for people to actually start fighting for me, too.
00:31:07.000 Couldn't agree more, Laura.
00:31:08.000 Thanks for coming on, and we're going to keep checking in on you.
00:31:11.000 Make sure you're okay.
00:31:13.000 All right.
00:31:14.000 Thank you, Gavin.
00:31:15.000 Bye-bye.
00:31:20.000 Do you think she's being poisoned?
00:31:23.000 Is that I think she might be eating too much sushi.
00:31:28.000 Really?
00:31:29.000 If you eat too much sushi, you could a lot of mercury.
00:31:34.000 That's your theory.
00:31:36.000 I'm open-minded, especially when they're on our side.
00:31:39.000 But that does sound pretty intense that she's getting poisoned.
00:31:42.000 She is being hyperbolic when she says everyone at Facebook is a literal Nazi, an actual Nazi.
00:31:49.000 But it is true that there's a bizarre tolerance for anti-Semitism when it comes from Islam and Jews.
00:31:59.000 The worst anti-Semites in many cases are progressive Jews. 0.87
00:32:04.000 They hate Israel, even within Israel.
00:32:07.000 I was talking about this with the lawyer the other day, one of my many lawyers I deal with, and he was just so angry about Horetz, which is this progressive newspaper in Israel that is anti-the wall.
00:32:21.000 They hate the wall.
00:32:22.000 They hate Israel's immigration policies.
00:32:24.000 They have Antifa on staff.
00:32:26.000 Hey, Horetz, do you have any idea how Antifa feels about Israel?
00:32:31.000 Hold up an Israeli and hold up a Palestinian and ask Antifa who needs to die. 0.89
00:32:36.000 They would shoot the Israeli in a second. 0.99
00:32:39.000 They love Palestinian terrorism. 1.00
00:32:41.000 They love the rockets going over the wall.
00:32:44.000 And so seemingly does Horetz.
00:32:47.000 It's bizarre.
00:32:47.000 I keep when I read that paper, I think, do you guys know what would happen in your egalitarian society?
00:32:54.000 The walls would come down and you'd be dead.
00:32:57.000 It wouldn't be this beautiful two-state nation with Jews and Palestinians hanging out and high-fiving. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Here's what I say.
00:33:07.000 You cannot be pro-Jewish and anti-Israel at the same time.
00:33:12.000 And to lambaste Israel is to be anti-Semitic.
00:33:18.000 Okay?
00:33:19.000 Good.
00:33:19.000 I'm glad we agree on that.
00:33:22.000 When I see Laura freaking out, and other conservatives thinking there's no future and getting depressed, I like to show them that DNC fight song and other things that they did.
00:33:35.000 Like the reason these people are so mad is because they've never lost before.
00:33:38.000 They're like a spoiled brat who's never been told no before.
00:33:42.000 And when you tell a spoiled brat no, they malfunction.
00:33:48.000 They have a nervous breakdown.
00:33:50.000 And that's what we're in.
00:33:51.000 That's what Trump Derangement Syndrome is.
00:33:54.000 It's a spoiled brat being told no for the first time in her life. 1.00
00:33:59.000 So just for fun, Homeless Me would like to remind you of the Hillary days, just to give you a nice little palate cleanser of gloating on this wonderful, breezy evening here in New York City.
00:34:16.000 Talk to me, don't talk to me.
00:34:18.000 Dance with me, don't dance with me.
00:34:20.000 Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
00:34:22.000 What's up?
00:34:23.000 It's your boy Lynn Manuel Miranda.
00:34:26.000 And what a lot of y'all don't understand is that I come from the 90s.
00:34:30.000 And the 90s was an interesting time in hip-hop because they took it really seriously.
00:34:36.000 And there was like the five elements of hip-hop.
00:34:39.000 There was graffiti.
00:34:40.000 There was rapping.
00:34:42.000 There was turntabling.
00:34:44.000 There was break dancing.
00:34:46.000 And there was another one.
00:34:48.000 Beatboxing or something?
00:34:50.000 And it was all so, it was all white kids, especially up in Canada. 0.99
00:34:54.000 It was white kids like learning about the five elements of hip-hop, yo. 0.85
00:34:58.000 And Lynn Manuel Mirando was part of that shit.
00:35:03.000 And then, you know, time went by and he stuck around.
00:35:06.000 And I think the thing about pop culture is, especially with rap, is if you just stick around, like there was this guy, Tongue Twista, and he would talk to super duper fast.
00:35:16.000 And he was seen as a cheesy gimmick in 94.
00:35:20.000 And then he stuck around.
00:35:21.000 And by 98, he was like a guy.
00:35:23.000 You had to have Tongue Twista on your record.
00:35:25.000 So Lynn Manuel Miranda was part of the backpack hip-hop.
00:35:30.000 Hippita Hopata.
00:35:31.000 Hipita Hopata Kapita Hopata culture.
00:35:34.000 I know I'm not portraying it very well because I resent it.
00:35:39.000 But now he's like a star and I can see the 90s guy in him.
00:35:43.000 And it's very evident in this pro-Hillary hip-hop jam. 0.71
00:35:47.000 Yo, bust it out.
00:35:51.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
00:35:55.000 There are ten things you need to do.
00:35:57.000 You're registered to vote, and it's all the post.
00:36:00.000 So this is obviously a song trying to get you to vote for Hillary.
00:36:04.000 And I'm gloating as a pro-Trump guy, Trump won.
00:36:08.000 And I like going back over some of the stuff they did and laughing at how unbelievably corny they are.
00:36:15.000 But I'm also laughing at 90s hip-hop and his little mannerisms.
00:36:21.000 They're so hokey, yo.
00:36:23.000 They're yokey.
00:36:25.000 Go ahead, Lynn.
00:36:26.000 Is that Hillary sign up on your lawn?
00:36:28.000 Number two.
00:36:30.000 Number two.
00:36:31.000 Your cousins in Ohio maybe try and flip them blue.
00:36:34.000 Number three.
00:36:35.000 Watch Hillary examine the terrain. 0.53
00:36:38.000 Watch a campaign.
00:36:40.000 I love how you can see them reading the cue cards the whole time and pretending not to.
00:36:45.000 And she, she, by the way, she keeps reading the cue cards and all she has to say is, number one, number two, number three.
00:36:54.000 And here he's about to give a shout out to Cypress Hill and talk about Tim Kane.
00:36:59.000 Tim Kane was Hillary's VP.
00:37:01.000 I don't think anyone remembers that.
00:37:02.000 But Tim Kane was insane in the membrane.
00:37:06.000 Cypress Hill, nice hip-hop.
00:37:08.000 Yo, let's wear a backpack.
00:37:11.000 Tim Kaine, ah, Tim Kaine in the Membrane.
00:37:16.000 Tim Kaine in the Brain!
00:37:18.000 Number four.
00:37:19.000 Hillary makes each decision.
00:37:21.000 Just stop.
00:37:22.000 How irritating is that?
00:37:25.000 Can you just go back to after he goes in the brain and his shoulders?
00:37:33.000 I got in the way.
00:37:34.000 Go back, go back.
00:37:35.000 I'm burning the brain.
00:37:36.000 Number four.
00:37:37.000 Hillary makes each decision.
00:37:39.000 Looking at the world from a rare apple.
00:37:42.000 How irritating with his Chuck Taylors and his blazer?
00:37:44.000 And look at them both looking for money.
00:37:46.000 Experience is not a liability.
00:37:49.000 Now we all know this is the time when the other side tries to fly low.
00:37:54.000 We go high.
00:37:55.000 We know that our Hillary's no quitter. 0.90
00:37:57.000 We watch as her opponent sits and fiddles with his Twitter.
00:38:04.000 I wanna vote the candidate puts our kids first.
00:38:07.000 December 8th.
00:38:08.000 The last chance to participate.
00:38:10.000 I don't have to add anything to this.
00:38:11.000 ...vote up in your home state.
00:38:13.000 Uh, and it's down to the nitty gritty.
00:38:16.000 Three weeks to go.
00:38:17.000 Are you ready, New York City?
00:38:18.000 Yes!
00:38:20.000 In a world gone berserk, Hillary rolls up her sleeves and goes to work. 1.00
00:38:25.000 I have only one overwhelming feeling.
00:38:28.000 Anybody here want to shatter a glass ceiling?
00:38:31.000 Pause.
00:38:36.000 How is that?
00:38:42.000 Fun.
00:38:42.000 That's fun stuff.
00:38:44.000 Remember when we could gloat?
00:38:45.000 All right, we're slowly running out of time here.
00:38:47.000 I want to dip into the mailbag just briefly and see what we got.
00:38:53.000 You want to segue that?
00:38:54.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:39:01.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:39:05.000 Let me touch it.
00:39:08.000 Now, I didn't prepare one for the show, so I'm hoping you have something ready.
00:39:13.000 I does.
00:39:14.000 Oh, good.
00:39:16.000 Who does?
00:39:17.000 So this guy who's been, um, what's it called?
00:39:21.000 Uh, Sending in those clips, remember, you know, on the podcast, for those of you that listen to the podcast, what did he do?
00:39:27.000 He did you abusing me, like an accomplishment of you abusing me verbally.
00:39:32.000 Yep.
00:39:33.000 And then you sniffling.
00:39:35.000 Those are very funny.
00:39:36.000 So now this is his new one.
00:39:38.000 This is from Ty.
00:39:40.000 So yeah, Ryan's not gay.
00:39:41.000 He has a Patreon where he begs people for money.
00:39:44.000 Oh, it's yeah, patreon.com slash that jabrecan.
00:39:47.000 Plugging your begging.
00:39:48.000 And how is it different from you standing on the street with a hat doing little songs for me?
00:39:53.000 It's nothing your generation can do that my generation can never do.
00:39:55.000 It's just hold our hands out.
00:39:57.000 I hope you don't mind if I step on your Patreon plugging.
00:40:00.000 Go to defendgavin.com.
00:40:02.000 Please go to defendgavin.com and help me.
00:40:05.000 I implore everyone to go to defendgavin.com.
00:40:08.000 And one other thing, too, by the way, if you go to defendgavin.com, please do.
00:40:11.000 Defendgavin.com.
00:40:13.000 And go to defendgavin.
00:40:15.000 Pulling it from other interchangeable.
00:40:16.000 Throw some dough in the pot there.
00:40:18.000 And just throw five bucks in the mix.
00:40:19.000 Throw a few bucks in there.
00:40:20.000 Please defund yourself as much as possible, as much as you can reasonably afford.
00:40:23.000 You'll see there's about 5,000 donors.
00:40:25.000 You can also pay.
00:40:26.000 I think we raised 15 grand.
00:40:28.000 Raised about $35,000, I think.
00:40:30.000 Raising a quarter of a million dollars.
00:40:32.000 $240,000.
00:40:34.000 Keep it moving.
00:40:34.000 Let's just keep it alive.
00:40:36.000 We barely raised enough to pay for it.
00:40:37.000 We'll need to raise a lot more, of course.
00:40:39.000 It has to get up to $250,000.
00:40:40.000 I don't want this to become defund, Gavin.
00:40:43.000 It's another thing your generation can do that my generation can never do is just hold our hands out.
00:40:47.000 No!
00:40:50.000 No!
00:41:04.000 Big difference.
00:41:04.000 We should admit, yeah, there is.
00:41:06.000 Big difference.
00:41:07.000 Ryan has a Patreon, so he can just like buy shoes and eat chocolate and stuff.
00:41:11.000 Chocolate?
00:41:12.000 I have a legal defense fund because I'm taking on a billion-dollar corporation.
00:41:20.000 And if you look at the syntax on the site, which by the way, we're at 101% now.
00:41:25.000 Damn.
00:41:26.000 But if you look at this syntax right here, it makes it clear that it is for the benefit of the legal team.
00:41:32.000 I have not seen one red cent of that.
00:41:35.000 And the reason that this is different from Patreon begging is not just the fact that I don't get a cent, but it's because this lawsuit isn't about me suing the SPLC.
00:41:45.000 It's about the people suing the SPLC.
00:41:48.000 And it's not even just about the SPLC.
00:41:50.000 It's about the American public fighting for free speech.
00:41:54.000 So we're all doing this together.
00:41:55.000 We're a gang.
00:41:56.000 I don't think there's a gang that wants to buy Ryan a new Carhartt hat.
00:42:03.000 But that's what he does.
00:42:04.000 Don't plug your Patreon.
00:42:05.000 And look at the difference in price, by the way.
00:42:07.000 Quarter million $165.
00:42:09.000 How much have you raised on that stupid, embarrassing thing that people with no dads do?
00:42:13.000 $165 a month.
00:42:16.000 But what's the total total you've grossed?
00:42:19.000 It is grossed by the third month, so maybe $300, $4,000.
00:42:24.000 Less than $500?
00:42:27.000 Which is, you know, it helps me.
00:42:31.000 And I put out cool stuff that I don't let anybody else see.
00:42:34.000 Oh, nice capitalist argument.
00:42:37.000 All right.
00:42:37.000 Ow!
00:42:41.000 I just kicked myself in the shin and had no idea I had a sore shin.
00:42:45.000 Are you going to cry?
00:42:46.000 That's how tough I am, dude.
00:42:47.000 I have pains that I don't...
00:42:49.000 Bruises I don't even know exist until I touch them.
00:42:51.000 My foot is fucking...
00:42:53.000 You want to look at this?
00:42:55.000 Okay.
00:42:56.000 It's retarded. 1.00
00:42:57.000 Look at this.
00:42:58.000 Why are we doing this on the show?
00:43:00.000 This better be good.
00:43:01.000 Look at that.
00:43:02.000 You hold that up to the...
00:43:04.000 So you have a minor boo-boo.
00:43:06.000 It's slightly purple.
00:43:08.000 Look at the size of it.
00:43:09.000 That's nothing.
00:43:11.000 A bruise is only interesting if it's black. 1.00
00:43:14.000 That has a faint hue.
00:43:15.000 I touch it, nothing happens.
00:43:16.000 Of mauve.
00:43:17.000 Nothing happens.
00:43:18.000 So I'm strong, too.
00:43:20.000 Touche.
00:43:22.000 All right.
00:43:23.000 Speaking of strength, and, man, I want to end with this video.
00:43:25.000 It's some poor girl who's completely lost her marbles. 1.00
00:43:28.000 I'm not comparing this to Laura Loomer, saying that Laura's losing her marbles, but I am saying that women are more vulnerable.
00:43:34.000 And when they get hit with this shithammer called life, they tend to snap. 0.97
00:43:38.000 And this is a problem with saying men are equal to women. 0.98
00:43:42.000 Let's have some empathy, some sympathy, and start saying things like, are you okay?
00:43:45.000 How are you getting home?
00:43:46.000 What happened?
00:43:48.000 What can I do to help?
00:43:49.000 She seems to be on the side of the highway going to, what, Columbia University?
00:43:55.000 Apparently there's a lady that has parked her car. 1.00
00:44:01.000 Yeah, we've got numerous people who are seeing her.
00:44:03.000 Why do they have to cover her face? 1.00
00:44:06.000 You're in a public place.
00:44:08.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:44:12.000 Ma'am, are you okay?
00:44:14.000 You're hanging out?
00:44:15.000 Yeah, I'm hanging out.
00:44:16.000 Okay.
00:44:16.000 Are you in trouble?
00:44:17.000 No, I just got a decision, so...
00:44:19.000 on the side of the freeway yeah because sir that is what it's come to do you know where you are right now the jungle baby okay so what's going on how'd all your stuff get out let me just pause it for a second here ryan do you know how we make fun of trump derangement syndrome and when that that that weird chick with the she's on no hate.com with the yellow
00:44:49.000 vest and she goes no oh yeah and then we say look at the lack of empathy for laura loomer and people go you're a hypocrite sometimes you want sympathy uh sometimes you don't no it's called bonafide problems the woman who went no it's an imbecile nothing happened to her nothing will happen to her in fact she lost her if you want to know who's really getting brutally beaten by trump it's us rich people if you if you saw my tax bill this year your
00:45:19.000 hair was would go white all my neighbors got reamed with property tax this year but of course no one wants to hear about that because they go poor rich people well the the The the important part of that story is that the no's of the world didn't really lose anything.
00:45:37.000 So we make fun of them.
00:45:39.000 This girl, I go back and forth.
00:45:42.000 You know, she probably loves Trump.
00:45:44.000 She's probably annoying politically. 1.00
00:45:45.000 She's probably a feminist. 1.00
00:45:47.000 So in that sense, I'm lacking sympathy.
00:45:50.000 But when I see a young girl in college and I know how much pressure a lot of these kids are on, not really, though.
00:45:58.000 I don't know.
00:45:59.000 As a dad, I guess, I see her and I just think.
00:46:04.000 Poor thing.
00:46:04.000 Maybe it's just the mood I'm in now.
00:46:06.000 I'm not in a very good mood, by the way.
00:46:07.000 I've been having some troubles, personal troubles.
00:46:10.000 So that's why this show sucked so much.
00:46:13.000 And maybe it's because I'm talking to Laura, but you know, without knowing the context, my first instinct when I see not her, but the woman on the side of the road is sympathy.
00:46:22.000 And I can't exactly explain what the parameters of my sympathy are.
00:46:29.000 With everything I needed to live.
00:46:31.000 All right.
00:46:32.000 So what's your issue?
00:46:34.000 What issue were you saying that you had to make a decision about?
00:46:37.000 I either needed to leave this country or I needed to stay.
00:46:41.000 Okay.
00:46:42.000 And the only way I was going to leave this country, all of my stuff that I needed to leave that country, was in that car.
00:46:48.000 And this is all my stuff I need to leave this country.
00:46:53.000 Stop.
00:46:53.000 Let me think.
00:46:54.000 Oh, losing sympathy.
00:46:57.000 Can you turn it up?
00:47:07.000 That you can leave this country at any time.
00:47:10.000 You can leave this country whenever you want.
00:47:12.000 And this is all my stuff.
00:47:13.000 I need to leave this country when you want to.
00:47:14.000 Think when marijuana?
00:47:16.000 Give me a second.
00:47:17.000 No, I don't think Pot does that.
00:47:18.000 Can you pause your thoughts for five seconds and let me think?
00:47:21.000 We're all paused.
00:47:26.000 Wow.
00:47:28.000 She didn't say Simon says.
00:47:30.000 Anyone pause still?
00:47:31.000 Mother Maya? 0.93
00:47:32.000 Take two steps backwards.
00:47:37.000 We need to get you safe.
00:47:39.000 Right now, we're all unsafe.
00:47:41.000 We're all unsafe.
00:47:44.000 I miss another finger to know that this country is finger.
00:47:48.000 Miss Catherine, let's go ahead and sit down because we need to get off the freeway.
00:47:51.000 We're unsafe out here.
00:47:55.000 I am mentally in control.
00:47:57.000 We're not going to want to.
00:47:58.000 And I am in a control.
00:47:59.000 Miss Catherine, let's sit down.
00:48:00.000 Let's sit down.
00:48:01.000 Sit down.
00:48:02.000 Sit down.
00:48:03.000 We're going to just take a seat right here, okay?
00:48:05.000 But you notice is that Tupperware or her phone that she's really worried about?
00:48:09.000 Cantalopes.
00:48:10.000 Oh, it's her phone and some Tupperware.
00:48:12.000 Yep.
00:48:14.000 Fine, you can take me to the Looney Bin, but I need my cantaloupes and my phone elopes.
00:48:18.000 Nourishments.
00:48:19.000 Elopes.
00:48:20.000 Twitter is the judge.
00:48:21.000 Oh, look at that.
00:48:22.000 My nervous breakdown is based on social media.
00:48:26.000 Interesting.
00:48:27.000 Wow, this whole episode comes around.
00:48:31.000 We are in disarray as a nation, and social media, which seemed like a very convenient way to communicate with each other, is turning into a scourge that is destroying lives, getting people fired, affecting families, leading to nervous breakdowns.
00:48:47.000 We've got women by the side of the road holding on to their phones and food as the two only important things you need in this world. 1.00
00:48:56.000 Folks, we're at a time, and I'm going to end this show for the first time eloquently.
00:49:02.000 We've already done this before, but this is now eloquently with our motto, not of just of today's episode.
00:49:07.000 I just said I was going to be eloquent and then proceeded to have alphabet soup.