Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E08 - TRUMP DIDN'T LOSE A BILLION DOLLARS

00:00:48.000 Remember that growing up in Quebec, or not growing up in Quebec, but spending my formative years in Quebec hearing au guesses le Projean chanson de Michael Jackson, with the album thriller.

00:01:01.000 And when you don't know French, at first you hear those words and they stick out.

00:01:06.000 This is how, speaking of being a kid, when I was in high school, we lived near a rural area called Carp, Carp, Ontario.

00:01:15.000 We were in Canada.

00:01:16.000 Canada was the suburbs, but they were so far out that you were near farmland.

00:01:21.000 And the farmers were called carpies, and the carpies would wear their hats like just touching their heads. 0.98

00:01:28.000 You could have blown off their hats.

00:01:30.000 They'd also wear their ski jackets because the farmers would all go skiing because like someone's dabbed on a ski hill.

00:01:36.000 And they'd wear their ski jackets indoors at all times, all winter.

00:01:41.000 It's like a new fashion.

00:01:42.000 It was a subculture.

00:01:43.000 I'm just realizing now carpies were a subculture that they invented themselves. 1.00

00:01:51.000 And no one really knew about them outside of that very small area.

00:01:55.000 So I'm bringing back the carpy and his little hat.

00:01:59.000 Got a fun show for you.

00:02:00.000 Nick DiPaulo just put out a special and it's unbelievably hilarious.

00:02:06.000 And the reason it's relevant to this show is it sounds like someone finally breaking out of their chains.

00:02:13.000 Nick DiPaulo's always been a raunchy dude.

00:02:16.000 He's a man born in the wrong era. 0.53

00:02:19.000 He's Lenny Bruce.

00:02:21.000 He's Bill Hicks.

00:02:22.000 Here we go.

00:02:24.000 If you lean right in your politics, people on the left say globalists that's you.

00:02:24.000 What do you got?

00:02:31.000 Now they're telling me what my words fucking mean.

00:02:34.000 Although they might have a point.

00:02:35.000 I was trying to sell my car the other day.

00:02:36.000 This guy was really globaling me down.

00:02:44.000 I need a good lawyer.

00:02:45.000 Anybody know a globalist?

00:02:46.000 I mean, uh, his companion?

00:02:48.000 I don't know what to say.

00:02:51.000 That's a funny joke and a good point.

00:02:53.000 But the idea that a globalist is a Jew is silly.

00:02:56.000 Because when you try to switch them out, you sound...

00:03:01.000 Welcome back to Explaining Comedy with Gavin McInnes and ironic t-shirts.

00:03:06.000 It's a black thing you wouldn't understand. 1.00

00:03:08.000 Marcus Garvey, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Bob Marley, Nelson Mandela, and me.

00:03:17.000 Actually, I don't support Marcus Garvey because he wants all blacks to go back to Africa.

00:03:24.000 What a racist.

00:03:26.000 Yeah, what a racist.

00:03:27.000 I'm not a Garveyist.

00:03:29.000 Despite, remember there's a reggae band called Burning Spear.

00:03:32.000 They have a whole song about Marcus Garvey and how great he is.

00:03:35.000 Sounds kind of white nationalist to me.

00:03:38.000 His brother did great as Garth, though.

00:03:41.000 Garth Garvey?

00:03:42.000 No, no, no, no.

00:03:43.000 Dana Garvey.

00:03:44.000 Dana Garvey.

00:03:50.000 So, oh, I see.

00:03:52.000 You're saying Dana Carvey played Garth?

00:03:54.000 Yeah.

00:04:00.000 Dana Garvey's last name is Carvey, not Garvey.

00:04:06.000 It's not perfect, but don't do it.

00:04:13.000 Anyway, what happened with Nick DiPaulo is he did this special, and I think he didn't try to be on Netflix.

00:04:21.000 He just said, I'm just doing this.

00:04:23.000 And the show is in upstate New York where people will tolerate jokes like that.

00:04:28.000 But he tried them out in Manhattan.

00:04:31.000 So it's like, these are the jokes that almost got me killed in Manhattan.

00:04:36.000 Here, let's hear another one.

00:04:37.000 Is this from his special?

00:04:38.000 I don't want to give away his jokes.

00:04:40.000 So only show promos.

00:04:41.000 No, this is the show.

00:04:43.000 Okay, don't do that.

00:04:44.000 Don't do that.

00:04:45.000 Show promos from his Twitter feed or something because we're giving away jokes and we're ruining it.

00:04:50.000 Spoiler alert.

00:04:51.000 But one thing I want to convey to the kids at home is that we are so connected with our bros and our friends that we can just start a live show.

00:05:01.000 I can see this on the way to the studio and I can say, hey, Ryan, get Nick DiPaulo on the line.

00:05:07.000 And he can just call up Nick DiPaulo.

00:05:10.000 So we just started shooting right now.

00:05:12.000 We're going to be here for our usual 50 minutes.

00:05:14.000 And I guarantee you, Nick will go, oh, McInnes called.

00:05:18.000 I better answer the phone.

00:05:20.000 And we will be talking to the Nick Meister at any moment.

00:05:24.000 So I'm not sure if we should do too much intro to his special and what's going on with him.

00:05:31.000 There was a big problem with the cover of it.

00:05:35.000 It's called A Breath of Fresh Air.

00:05:38.000 And the initial cover had him giving the finger, which is already like Nick Unleashed.

00:05:42.000 He's moved, by the way.

00:05:43.000 He was in Upper Westchester, my suburb, and he moved to Georgia.

00:05:48.000 He's done with New Yorkers. 0.89

00:05:51.000 I don't blame him.

00:05:53.000 But the initial cover, which I emailed you separately, Ryan, as you know, because you check all your emails.

00:06:00.000 Of course.

00:06:01.000 Yep.

00:06:02.000 Had this guy who's dead now.

00:06:07.000 And Nick got in a lot of trouble for that.

00:06:10.000 He said, someone.

00:06:13.000 Yeah, you see that guy right there?

00:06:16.000 Guy with the Black Lives Matter. 0.85

00:06:17.000 Black Lives Matter shirt.

00:06:18.000 So someone tweets up, the guy in the Black Lives Matter shirt is activist Muhiyedin.

00:06:25.000 Muy Hideen.

00:06:26.000 Muy Hiddin.

00:06:27.000 Moye.

00:06:28.000 Isn't that a weird Islamic name?

00:06:31.000 Moye Hedin.

00:06:31.000 Yeah.

00:06:32.000 Moye, who was shot and killed last year.

00:06:34.000 But yeah, sure, use him as your prop in a expletive Photoshop job to demonstrate how edgy and brave you are.

00:06:43.000 And then Nick responded with, I did not know that as I found it online in stock photos.

00:06:49.000 I'm looking to change it now as you speak.

00:06:50.000 My apologies.

00:06:52.000 I will say, as someone who's anti-apology, I think that's a good example of when an apology is due.

00:06:59.000 I was listening to his show.

00:07:00.000 He said he did it for the family, you know, because he genuinely didn't.

00:07:05.000 You know, he's not trying to.

00:07:06.000 He made a good point, too.

00:07:07.000 He's like, well, if so, the guy's living on, you know, face-to-face with guys like Nick.

00:07:14.000 So it's kind of like he's still standing his.

00:07:16.000 Oh, that's a good point.

00:07:17.000 Another good point is I never heard of this guy, and now I looked him up, and I want to see how he died.

00:07:22.000 Yeah.

00:07:23.000 Now, granted, my intentions are not great.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, they tried to catch him on that.

00:07:27.000 I know he wasn't killed by cops or killed by Trump or killed by Republicans or any of that crap.

00:07:35.000 You can tell he's killed by a thug.

00:07:36.000 You can tell by the way they say it, because they would have said white man or Christian man or blah, blah, blah.

00:07:40.000 They just say murdered, right?

00:07:43.000 So it turns out, and are you caught up with all the things I'm talking about at the same time here?

00:07:48.000 Well, the suspect, by the way, was African-American.

00:07:52.000 Yeah, we're getting to that.

00:07:52.000 Do you have the USA Today article?

00:07:54.000 Yep.

00:07:55.000 Why didn't you pull that up when I was quoting from it?

00:07:58.000 Because it's in the doc, okay.

00:08:00.000 What?

00:08:02.000 Say what?

00:08:02.000 In the document?

00:08:03.000 What the hell does that mean?

00:08:04.000 Oh, I didn't pull to it because it's in the document.

00:08:06.000 You mean the notes I send you before the show?

00:08:08.000 I cut it open.

00:08:09.000 My bad.

00:08:10.000 What?

00:08:13.000 Anyway, the headline is comedian Nick Depaul apologizes for flipping off murdered black activists in comedy promo.

00:08:21.000 But you hear murdered black activists and you know that he was murdered by a black man.

00:08:26.000 And it turns out he was.

00:08:27.000 Roosevelt Iglis, a junkie.

00:08:31.000 I'm reading about it.

00:08:32.000 I was totally in shock.

00:08:33.000 She said, I think that's his Mujahideen's relative.

00:08:36.000 I'm sorry, I'm pronouncing his name wrong.

00:08:38.000 I don't want to look like I'm trivializing his death.

00:08:40.000 His name is...

00:08:45.000 Muya Hadeen Moy.

00:08:47.000 Muyahideen Moy.

00:08:48.000 How do you remember that?

00:08:48.000 Is that because you went to all black schools?

00:08:50.000 No, I looked it up.

00:08:51.000 I looked it up yesterday.

00:08:52.000 I was reading it a bunch of times.

00:08:54.000 So the guy is Roosevelt Iglis is a junkie, and he killed this man, robbing him. 0.56

00:09:01.000 Not a cop.

00:09:02.000 That's the man who killed this guy.

00:09:04.000 But anyway, I think Nick DePaul did the right thing and switched it out.

00:09:09.000 And now it's kind of weird because you look up the show and the thumbnail will be the guy, the Black Lives Matter guy, and you click on it and it goes to some new guy that he's done.

00:09:19.000 So anyway, we'll be talking to Nick.

00:09:21.000 I assume he might even be watching now, sensing that we want to speak to him.

00:09:26.000 He might just pipe in.

00:09:27.000 That's the kind of show we have here.

00:09:30.000 It's the buddy's show.

00:09:32.000 So it's sort of like Mr. Rogers.

00:09:35.000 He'll just pop by and go, hey, Gav, yeah, I understand you like the new special.

00:09:39.000 And I'll say, yeah, I do, Nick.

00:09:40.000 And then he'll just pop, people pop in.

00:09:44.000 It's like the cool house on the block where you can drink underage and sit down with the mom and smoke a cigarette and gossip and stuff.

00:09:52.000 Look at what boxing has done to my.

00:09:54.000 We're like the Winslows.

00:09:55.000 Look at boxing what it's done to my stance.

00:09:58.000 Look how fast I am.

00:10:00.000 Try to punch me right now.

00:10:01.000 Go up to your screen, try to punch the screen.

00:10:04.000 You can't.

00:10:04.000 I'm too fast.

00:10:07.000 I got my rib recracked today at the gym, by the way.

00:10:11.000 Re-cracked.

00:10:12.000 Re-cracked.

00:10:14.000 We're back to square one with this damn rib.

00:10:19.000 Anyway.

00:10:23.000 Let's get down to the news.

00:10:25.000 Janelle Evans.

00:10:27.000 You know her from Teen Mom on MTV. 0.86

00:10:29.000 MTV has cut ties with this bitch. 1.00

00:10:34.000 You know why?

00:10:36.000 Because her husband hurt a dog.

00:10:42.000 That's a hell of a chin, lady. 1.00

00:10:43.000 You're getting into saw, the horror movie saw 2 territory there.

00:10:50.000 So here's the story.

00:10:51.000 So she had a little pug, and the pug snapped at the kid, bit it, didn't really hurt it.

00:10:57.000 And then that guy, he took the pug out back and shot him in the head.

00:11:02.000 And she's a woman who had kids around 19. 1.00

00:11:05.000 They are still together.

00:11:06.000 She's had a pretty, she slept around, I think. 1.00

00:11:09.000 She had a lot of different baby daddies over the years. 0.98

00:11:12.000 But you're watching this going, yeah, this is called being normal.

00:11:18.000 When I was a young man in the 70s, if a dog bit any kid, no one would question it.

00:11:25.000 The kids would cry, but the dad would take the dog out to the backyard and shoot it in the head.

00:11:31.000 That's what you do.

00:11:33.000 In fact, I think that's the law.

00:11:35.000 Like if a neighbor's dog bites your kid.

00:11:37.000 Yeah, that thing's going down.

00:11:39.000 That thing's going down.

00:11:40.000 You have to really try hard to make it not go down.

00:11:43.000 And it's funny that they're such pariahs.

00:11:45.000 We have so much more empathy for canines than we do for human beings.

00:11:50.000 There is a war on Christians right now in the Middle East.

00:11:53.000 They are getting slaughtered for their religion.

00:11:58.000 But we care more about the dogs of, what's it called, Hinglang Province or something?

00:12:04.000 That chick from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 0.88

00:12:07.000 There he is.

00:12:08.000 He killed a dog for biting his daughter.

00:12:10.000 What a jerk.

00:12:11.000 How dare you kill an inbred animal?

00:12:15.000 Oh, here's the attack.

00:12:18.000 And then I saw comments.

00:12:19.000 People are going, well, why'd you let the dog near the kid?

00:12:22.000 I don't know.

00:12:22.000 It's a pug.

00:12:23.000 Dogs are around kids.

00:12:25.000 Dogs also bite kids.

00:12:26.000 No, no, but it's very rare.

00:12:28.000 Actually, labs bite more kids than pit bulls. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Yeah, because there's more labs, dumbass.

00:12:35.000 You can hate me all you want, but this ain't the first time the dog bit Ansley aggressively, says David Easily.

00:12:41.000 I don't hate you, dude.

00:12:42.000 You're doing your job.

00:12:43.000 The biggest mistake you made was being normal on mainstream television.

00:12:47.000 The only reason I'm mad is I couldn't kill the dog myself.

00:12:50.000 Fuck dogs. 0.99

00:12:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:51.000 No, but legally, I think if a neighbor bites your kid, you can just say to the police, have him killed, please.

00:12:58.000 In fact, I'm not even sure you can't.

00:13:01.000 I'm not even sure you can say, please don't kill that dog.

00:13:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:04.000 David Cross's dog bit my daughter once.

00:13:07.000 I should have killed it.

00:13:08.000 Well, there was a lot of controversy.

00:13:10.000 We had a long argument about it, but he nipped at her, but he never really, his teeth just sort of like touched the outside of her forehead.

00:13:18.000 This is when she was four.

00:13:20.000 And so there was no actual biting, but I'm kind of making myself sound like a pussy for not killing his dog, so I should probably drop it.

00:13:27.000 Did Nick call in yet?

00:13:31.000 No, he's about, he must be busy or something like that.

00:13:34.000 He's probably got, you know, some other stuff, but he's not.

00:13:36.000 Well, this is kind of a priority.

00:13:38.000 We're shooting a show here.

00:13:39.000 I assume he'll be.

00:13:41.000 I assume too.

00:13:43.000 I assume he'll be tuning in at any moment.

00:13:45.000 All right, next item on the agenda.

00:13:47.000 So yeah, teenagers having sex, shooting dogs that hurt their kids.

00:13:50.000 Pretty normy.

00:13:53.000 So last night at the Cubs game, someone gave the white power hand signal live on air.

00:14:00.000 We have footage of this disgusting hand swastika. 0.92

00:14:05.000 Can you do a hand swastika? 0.64

00:14:13.000 It looks like you don't have the right clip, my friend.

00:14:19.000 This isn't looking good.

00:14:20.000 Okay, you're right.

00:14:22.000 Now, this is the right clip.

00:14:24.000 Way to go, Ryan.

00:14:25.000 Why don't you get warmed up?

00:14:27.000 No, you're just incompetent.

00:14:30.000 African-American gentlemen, smiling heartily.

00:14:35.000 By the way, before that, he was going like this, making other gestures.

00:14:38.000 All right.

00:14:40.000 Let's do a little hand gesture guide 101 to this.

00:14:45.000 This is a joke.

00:14:48.000 The Anti-Defamation League has confirmed that it is a troll where a bunch of 4chan kids sat around and said, let's see if we can make up something to make the left go insane.

00:14:59.000 They tried milk.

00:15:00.000 That was going to be a big thing, always being seen chugging milk and freaked them out because they noticed that these people are so obsessed with finding racism that you can just say, your hat at an angle.

00:15:10.000 That's racist.

00:15:12.000 And it worked.

00:15:13.000 The milk didn't do great, but this did great.

00:15:15.000 And they said, let's just make saying, okay, a-okay racist to them.

00:15:20.000 And it worked.

00:15:22.000 And they even came up with this little WP thing.

00:15:26.000 The left came up with the WP on their own, by the way.

00:15:28.000 That was their thing because they just ran with it.

00:15:30.000 It's sort of like free bleeding.

00:15:32.000 Remember this?

00:15:32.000 4chan said, it's okay to menstruate in your pants without protection.

00:15:38.000 It's actually empowering.

00:15:39.000 And the feminists fell for it and did it. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Exactly the same.

00:15:44.000 It's exactly the same as that.

00:15:47.000 So anyway...

00:15:48.000 What are you showing mosque attacks for?

00:15:50.000 Just all the various usages of...

00:15:55.000 In the trial.

00:15:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:57.000 Oh, and then there was that when she just scratched her hand, whatever.

00:16:00.000 So I was on ABC News talking about Proud Boys, and Paula Ferris asked me, well, why do they do this if they know that it can be misinterpreted as a white power symbol?

00:16:10.000 And I said to her, that's the point.

00:16:13.000 The point is these people are so scared.

00:16:14.000 Remember, there was that girl who said, there's a Klan rally going on at my school.

00:16:18.000 And the school security went, what?

00:16:21.000 And she goes, yeah, I can see a Klansman teaching a class.

00:16:25.000 And they went, oh my God, we better figure out what's going on with that.

00:16:28.000 It was the dust jacket on a microscope.

00:16:34.000 And the idea that they're like, all right, guys, you managed to book a classroom.

00:16:39.000 Let's hope no one peers in the window.

00:16:41.000 I hope I don't forget to draw the blinds as we talk about, I don't know, Klan 101. 0.75

00:16:47.000 Yeah, it's a dust jacket.

00:16:49.000 So this is essentially a dust jacket.

00:16:52.000 And what it means is I like to antagonize the left and make them go crazy.

00:16:58.000 This is totally different.

00:17:00.000 So to be clear, this is not racist.

00:17:03.000 It's a parody of people who are obsessed with racism and see it in everything.

00:17:06.000 What it means is I like to trigger liberals.

00:17:09.000 That's why you see it on the right.

00:17:10.000 Now, there are Nazis and white nationalists who do it.

00:17:14.000 That doesn't mean it's a white nationalist thing.

00:17:16.000 They use toilet paper, too.

00:17:18.000 Do you understand?

00:17:20.000 All cats are mammals.

00:17:22.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:17:23.000 All cats are not dogs.

00:17:26.000 Yeah, but it may have started as a joke, but now it's real.

00:17:28.000 No.

00:17:29.000 People who are joking are still using it as a joke.

00:17:31.000 Nazis are also using it as a joke.

00:17:34.000 So wait, what does that say?

00:17:35.000 That headline?

00:17:37.000 The Cubs are investigating fans' alleged racist hand gestures.

00:17:40.000 Such ignorant and impulsive behavior is not tolerated at Wrigley Field.

00:17:45.000 Now, here's the truth of the matter.

00:17:48.000 The truth of the matter, he was going like this.

00:17:50.000 You know what this means?

00:17:51.000 In fact, I'd be very impressed if someone used this to punch their friend.

00:17:55.000 If I can make you look at this, then I get to punch you.

00:18:00.000 It's a thing we did in high school as fun kids.

00:18:04.000 And what you'd do is you'd say, you'd put this gesture somewhere on your pant leg and you'd go, below your waist, yeah.

00:18:10.000 I got, it has to be below your waist, is that it?

00:18:12.000 I got this gum on my pants.

00:18:14.000 And the guy would go, you had gum, oh, and you get to punch the guy.

00:18:18.000 And what I'm realizing amongst all this hullabaloo is the media grew up without fun stuff.

00:18:27.000 They are nerds.

00:18:28.000 We are being ruled by the new Victorians, the Puritans. 1.00

00:18:32.000 They have no background.

00:18:33.000 They have no history.

00:18:34.000 They have no pop culture.

00:18:36.000 Made you look.

00:18:37.000 That's exactly what it is.

00:18:38.000 Made you look.

00:18:40.000 Nothing to do with this.

00:18:41.000 Totally separate thing.

00:18:42.000 Again, this isn't even racist.

00:18:44.000 This is a joke.

00:18:45.000 But this couldn't be farther from this.

00:18:48.000 I know they look similar.

00:18:49.000 They're very different.

00:18:51.000 And it reminded me of when I was in high school, we had this thing.

00:18:54.000 We played Hacky Sack.

00:18:55.000 I'm not proud of that.

00:18:57.000 And we'd all be in this sort of initial lobby of the school, which is very small, you know, where you walk in so the cold air doesn't get out.

00:19:03.000 So it's only about six feet by six feet.

00:19:06.000 And we would all sit around there, the 10 of us, and we'd play hacky sack.

00:19:09.000 And if some guy dropped it, the game was you get to give him an atomic wedgie.

00:19:14.000 This is in my book, Death of Cool.

00:19:16.000 An atomic wedgie is when the waistband comes right off. 0.93

00:19:19.000 So we would do that.

00:19:20.000 There'd be waistbands all over the ground. 0.52

00:19:22.000 And Colin Sacco screwed up.

00:19:24.000 And so we're wedging him.

00:19:27.000 And the teacher goes, what the hell is going on in here?

00:19:30.000 And Colin is just sort of inanimately being wedgied.

00:19:34.000 And we are animately wedging him.

00:19:37.000 And we go, oh, we are giving Colin a wedgie because he dropped the hacky sack.

00:19:43.000 And that's the way we work here.

00:19:44.000 We give him atomic wedgies because we thought we have nothing to hide.

00:19:46.000 Everything's voluntary.

00:19:47.000 It's none of your business.

00:19:48.000 She grabs me and Peter, the only punk rockers in the group, takes us to the office, brings us to the vice principal, and goes, these two boys were trying to insert a wedge of wood into a boy's anus.

00:20:01.000 Neesh.

00:20:02.000 And we both go, what?

00:20:05.000 Our hats almost fell off.

00:20:08.000 And that's because she was a square. 0.83

00:20:10.000 Now, the vice principal was pretty cool, and he said, it's called a wedgie, Alice, and shooed her away.

00:20:19.000 And then we sat with him for a while and talked about how we got our hair like that, which is a common question when you're in the punk rock community.

00:20:28.000 I also want to get to some other stuff, but I assume Nick is getting impatient.

00:20:34.000 Not yet.

00:20:35.000 I mean, we wouldn't want to keep him waiting if he was.

00:20:36.000 I'm not going to keep him waiting.

00:20:37.000 So that's why I keep checking in because I respect that he were buddies and I can just call him like that.

00:20:44.000 However, however.

00:20:46.000 As of the moment that we are in now.

00:20:50.000 Which is good.

00:20:52.000 We did get something back.

00:20:56.000 Okay, I'll talk to my fellas today.

00:20:59.000 Today.

00:21:00.000 Right.

00:21:00.000 Well, that's good, because what day are we in?

00:21:04.000 This is not a marathon show.

00:21:07.000 Maybe tell them that we have 45 minutes.

00:21:11.000 Okay.

00:21:12.000 No, no, we have, yeah, we have 45 minutes.

00:21:14.000 40 minutes.

00:21:18.000 Also in the news, Trump is a billion-dollar loser.

00:21:22.000 This is actually, you know what I love about this show?

00:21:25.000 Themes evolve.

00:21:28.000 And the theme here is the lack of experience with, ew, I said that.

00:21:33.000 I don't like the way I pronounce that.

00:21:35.000 Experience?

00:21:36.000 E-X-P-I-R? 0.99

00:21:38.000 Experience.

00:21:40.000 The lack of experience from these nerds, these normies, these squares is affecting all of our lives.

00:21:48.000 I've been an entrepreneur.

00:21:49.000 I've wedgied guys.

00:21:51.000 I've had punching jokes.

00:21:53.000 I understand context.

00:21:54.000 These people haven't had any fun and they never done anything.

00:21:57.000 They don't understand that when you're generating business, you lose stuff.

00:22:01.000 Yes, GM will lose 300 million.

00:22:04.000 Sometimes they've made 400 million.

00:22:06.000 It's called the net.

00:22:08.000 Are you aware of that term?

00:22:10.000 The net, the profit.

00:22:13.000 Yes, he did lose a billion dollars.

00:22:16.000 He didn't spend a billion dollars and it went down the drain.

00:22:19.000 It's called the New York real estate collapse of the 80s.

00:22:26.000 It's called devaluing your property.

00:22:29.000 Your property went down in value.

00:22:30.000 The stock market goes up like this and that, right?

00:22:33.000 So does real estate.

00:22:35.000 Trump was a real estate tycoon.

00:22:37.000 When there was the crash, his value lost money.

00:22:41.000 The implication here from these nerds who are all on welfare and have never actually done anything, they never built a restaurant or owned a bar or even mowed a lawn, they don't understand that there's ebbs and flows.

00:22:55.000 And when you lose money, it's like losing money in the stock market.

00:22:59.000 It's only actualized if you take the money out.

00:23:02.000 So yes, on paper, there was a big dip.

00:23:04.000 Congratulations, New York Times.

00:23:06.000 You found a dip.

00:23:07.000 But I love seeing NPR talk about this with these geriatric old pussy hat wearers who have never run a business in their life saying, I heard he lost a billion dollars. 0.98

00:23:18.000 That must mean that he's just like some football player opening up a bunch of car washes and going broke, right?

00:23:24.000 Show that NPR clip.

00:23:27.000 There it is.

00:23:29.000 How old is this woman? 1.00

00:23:31.000 The New York Times has obtained tax information on Donald Trump that shows his business has lost from 1985 to 94.

00:23:40.000 While Trump continues to refuse to release his tax returns, the Times obtained printouts from his official IRS tax transcripts for a 10-year period ending in 94.

00:23:50.000 In multiple years during that stretch, Trump appears to have lost more money than nearly any other individual taxpayer in the United States.

00:23:59.000 Yeah, because he was the biggest real estate mogul in the city.

00:24:02.000 In the biggest city in New York.

00:24:02.000 He lost more than $10.

00:24:04.000 More than double any other individual U.S. taxpayer, according to Iran.

00:24:08.000 Yeah, he was rich.

00:24:09.000 In eight of the ten years, Trump paid no federal income taxes.

00:24:13.000 To unpack these revelations, we're joined from Rochester, New York by David K. Johnston, the twice Pulitzer Prize-winning investigator.

00:24:22.000 All Marxists dressed the same.

00:24:23.000 You ever notice that?

00:24:24.000 They're all schlubs.

00:24:28.000 That's why he hangs out in the park a lot.

00:24:30.000 His most recent book, it's EAC.

00:24:31.000 Dude, stop feeding the pigeons.

00:24:32.000 We're getting shit all over the statues.

00:24:36.000 He doesn't look very biased, does he?

00:24:37.000 It's headline, Trump's Tax Labs.

00:24:39.000 Good mind to guide potential fraud investigations.

00:24:42.000 It begins, the myth of Donald Trump, the modern Midas who turns, by the way.

00:24:50.000 Absolutely.

00:24:51.000 David K. Johnston, welcome back.

00:24:52.000 All right, we'll give you a moment, David.

00:24:53.000 What do you got?

00:24:54.000 What were you most surprised by in this New York Times expose?

00:24:58.000 And explain exactly what they got a hold of.

00:25:02.000 It wasn't the actual tax returns of Donald Trump from the 80s to 90s.

00:25:06.000 What was it?

00:25:08.000 The Times got from a source who properly had them what are called tax transcripts.

00:25:14.000 The IRS takes information.

00:25:16.000 Bye, David Kay.

00:25:16.000 Boring.

00:25:19.000 You saw.

00:25:20.000 Bye.

00:25:21.000 David B-O-R-I-N-G, more like. 0.98

00:25:25.000 What a jerk.

00:25:26.000 Nice one.

00:25:28.000 Way to riff on a bit.

00:25:30.000 Here's another thing about that whole story.

00:25:33.000 The left assumes that socialism is good and everyone should pay their fair share.

00:25:37.000 They love that term, pay their fair share.

00:25:40.000 But they don't seem to understand that the Rust Belt, the Midwest, the South, we hate taxes.

00:25:46.000 We hate paying tax.

00:25:48.000 We hate throwing money in a paper shredder called the government.

00:25:52.000 So when we hear someone avoided paying a billion dollars in tax, we go, yeah.

00:25:59.000 Let me explain it to you.

00:26:01.000 Us normal people on earth who pay tax would literally rather have money thrown in a paper shredder, thrown in a wood chipper, than we would have it go to the government.

00:26:12.000 That would be better for the economy.

00:26:15.000 It would be better for inflation because there's now less money in the world and it wouldn't be wasted on government programs that we'd have to be paying for forever.

00:26:23.000 So when the average Joe in Ann Arbor, Michigan, hears that Donald Trump didn't pay a billion dollars in taxes, he goes, lucky bastard.

00:26:34.000 Nice one.

00:26:35.000 So there's like 37 angles here, and they range from good, I'm glad you didn't pay tax, to whoever is talking about this does not understand what devaluation means.

00:26:51.000 All right.

00:26:52.000 What else have we got here?

00:26:53.000 We got to get moving.

00:26:55.000 Oh, remember we had Laura Loomer on the show yesterday?

00:26:58.000 So she went, she said, I went to Jack Dorsey's.

00:27:00.000 I'm going to release it.

00:27:01.000 We couldn't show it then.

00:27:02.000 A lot of these shows now I'm realizing we don't have to all cram it into one day.

00:27:08.000 We have to pursue the story.

00:27:11.000 So yesterday, Laura Loomer told us that she went to Jack Dorsey's house and she filmed it.

00:27:16.000 And here she is showing the actual footage.

00:27:20.000 Did you have it queued up to where I wanted it to be?

00:27:24.000 Jack Dorsey likes to amplify conservative speech.

00:27:27.000 Did you know that they were banning people for a while that said hashtag build the wall?

00:27:32.000 Oh, look, guys, the police are here.

00:27:34.000 Can you just pause it?

00:27:35.000 This is what's really important about this clip.

00:27:38.000 Color.

00:27:40.000 Laura Loomer is interesting.

00:27:42.000 When you look back at 2019, 2020, there's going to be stalwarts, spearheads, iconic moments, and they will be this.

00:27:54.000 Now, I know a lot of stuffy conservatives with ties on are going, oh, that went a little too far.

00:28:01.000 What a train wreck.

00:28:03.000 Look, she's crying on TV. 0.98

00:28:05.000 We need color on our side.

00:28:07.000 It's good for the ute, as they say in Jamaica.

00:28:10.000 So I love this.

00:28:12.000 I love that she's being interesting.

00:28:14.000 There is a war on interesting.

00:28:17.000 And I feel almost as passionately about that as I do about the war on dads and the war on Christianity and the war on traditionalism and the war on the free market.

00:28:25.000 She's an interesting human being. 0.90

00:28:27.000 She's doing stuff.

00:28:29.000 Remember, she rushed the stage of the Shakespeare in the park?

00:28:33.000 Yes, and that kind of goes against my beliefs in free speech.

00:28:37.000 But they were murdering Trump on stage, something they would never get away with with Obama.

00:28:42.000 In fact, there was a rodeo clown who dressed up as Obama and was immediately fired for daring to do something so racist.

00:28:50.000 Meanwhile, rodeo clowns dress up as every president there is.

00:28:54.000 Again, you see the spine coming through here?

00:28:57.000 Another example of the mainstream media being out of touch with the common man.

00:29:02.000 Rodeo clowns dress up as every president. 0.77

00:29:05.000 The only time they've been punished is when they were Barack Obama.

00:29:09.000 All right, let's see her with this.

00:29:11.000 So she's at Jack Dorsey's house projecting a video on his house of everyone who's been banned.

00:29:16.000 I believe I'm on the projection.

00:29:18.000 And Jack Dorsey is quickly deleting all the live streams and everything else.

00:29:22.000 She's the only one with this.

00:29:24.000 This is on YouTube, but she can't last.

00:29:26.000 Wait, I want to hear what she says to the cops. 0.70

00:29:27.000 Nah, this is Jack Dorsey's house.

00:29:28.000 He's the CEO of Twitter.

00:29:31.000 It's just light, but we could put this on the public street.

00:29:31.000 Yeah, sure.

00:29:33.000 Nice to meet you.

00:29:34.000 I'm Laura Loomer.

00:29:35.000 Nice to meet you.

00:29:37.000 Okay, so a couple things here, right?

00:29:39.000 Can't block the sidewalk, right?

00:29:41.000 We could take it off.

00:29:41.000 We could take it off the sidewalk.

00:29:42.000 Can't block the sidewalk?

00:29:44.000 That busy sidewalk.

00:29:47.000 Well, you can't put the sidewalk, right?

00:29:49.000 Right.

00:29:50.000 Walk by.

00:29:51.000 Plus, it can't be in the street.

00:29:51.000 Okay.

00:29:56.000 Yeah.

00:29:57.000 I mean, there's no harm here.

00:30:00.000 I understand the sidewalk.

00:30:01.000 It's kind of late, you know.

00:30:02.000 Right.

00:30:03.000 Well, there's no noise.

00:30:04.000 We could turn the noise off if you'd like.

00:30:05.000 Just the projection thing.

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:09.000 Just the projection.

00:30:10.000 Someone called the SIM.

00:30:11.000 I just, well, how am I supposed to get my message?

00:30:13.000 I'm pro-cop, as you know.

00:30:15.000 But I love how they're just like, lady, I don't want to get in trouble.

00:30:19.000 You sound like you've spoken to a lawyer.

00:30:22.000 My pension, if I retire at 40 and I die at 80, is $4 million.

00:30:28.000 So I'm not about to flush that down the toilet.

00:30:30.000 But I also, like, I can flush that down the toilet by being too mean to you, but I can also flush it down the toilet by being too nice to you and get in trouble with all the local taxpayers.

00:30:39.000 So all I have is this sort of, this pension of Damocles hanging over my head.

00:30:45.000 And I just want things to go smooth, please.

00:30:48.000 I signed up for this because I was a little kid playing cops and robbers and I was catching bank robbers.

00:30:53.000 I didn't think I'd be arguing with Laura Loomer and her attorneys about what's acceptable to project on a billionaire's building.

00:31:01.000 This is out of my pay grade.

00:31:03.000 And I'm on both sides, by the way.

00:31:05.000 I love Laura and I love the cops.

00:31:07.000 Do you know that I've been banned everywhere?

00:31:09.000 I've been banned on Twitter.

00:31:10.000 I've been banned on Uber, Lyft, Uber Eats.

00:31:11.000 I can't even order a sandwich.

00:31:13.000 I've been banned on Venmo, GoFundMe, PayPal.

00:31:13.000 That is crazy.

00:31:15.000 Like, I literally cannot even make a living in America simply because I report the truth.

00:31:20.000 I'm a conservative.

00:31:21.000 I support the police 100%.

00:31:23.000 And conservatives like myself are getting banned and silenced, right?

00:31:27.000 But then they let people from Black Lives Matter post nasty things. 0.68

00:31:30.000 You know, on Twitter, did you know that two police officers in New York City once got shot to death in their cars?

00:31:36.000 People shot them in the head because Twitter allowed for hashtag kill the police to trend.

00:31:41.000 How does that make you feel?

00:31:43.000 Not too good.

00:31:44.000 Oh, she's turning them into an audience. 0.99

00:31:44.000 It's not too good. 0.99

00:31:49.000 Oh, cool.

00:31:49.000 I was talking to a phone, but now...

00:31:52.000 Instagram did have a post of that guy who, by the way, they portray as just a Black Lives Matter guy.

00:31:57.000 Yes, he was also a radical Muslim who shot them. 1.00

00:32:00.000 And he said, tonight, I'm going to make pigs fly.

00:32:03.000 And I believe he traveled all the way from Philadelphia to New York to kill those two guys.

00:32:08.000 I keep saying I have to memorize their names, and I don't.

00:32:12.000 Chen?

00:32:13.000 I want to say Castillo?

00:32:15.000 Castillo?

00:32:17.000 We're not good people.

00:32:19.000 No, yeah.

00:32:19.000 We're not good cop advocates.

00:32:21.000 From now on, you know what we have to do?

00:32:22.000 We have to frame a picture of them and have it on the wall.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, that's about right.

00:32:26.000 I mean, I got their names.

00:32:27.000 They are as follows.

00:32:29.000 In our defense, NYPD.

00:32:31.000 It's two of the hardest names to remember on earth.

00:32:34.000 This is not Mike Brown, Raphael Ramos, Raphael Ramos, and Wenjian Liu.

00:32:41.000 Wenjian Liu.

00:32:43.000 I apologize for not remembering their names.

00:32:45.000 These poor bastards were just sitting in their car and were shot by propaganda.

00:32:51.000 They were shot by propaganda.

00:32:53.000 If you pay for it, I'll get their names tattooed on my body.

00:32:57.000 That's done, my friend.

00:32:58.000 Are really?

00:32:59.000 Yeah.

00:33:00.000 I don't want to do that.

00:33:01.000 Too late.

00:33:03.000 Well, we didn't shake on it.

00:33:05.000 No, no, no.

00:33:06.000 Well, you either, your word means nothing.

00:33:08.000 Now, you don't have to have it tattooed on your nose.

00:33:11.000 We can just do it really small on your hip or something.

00:33:14.000 All right.

00:33:14.000 You're doing it?

00:33:15.000 Yeah.

00:33:20.000 And then you'll take some girl home and she'll go, are those your ex-boyfriends?

00:33:24.000 I knew that guy.

00:33:25.000 These are my current boyfriends.

00:33:26.000 I knew a guy named Cyril, which is not an uncommon name in France.

00:33:30.000 And he was getting a tattoo.

00:33:31.000 This is back in the 80s when, like, I got a tattoo here in 1988 when no one had tattoos.

00:33:37.000 And he got a tattoo.

00:33:38.000 We were punkers.

00:33:40.000 And he said, the tattoo man, he said to me, you should get the tattoo if you have to get the tattoo of someone you love.

00:33:49.000 So I thought, I don't love anybody but myself.

00:33:52.000 So I got Cyril.

00:33:54.000 And I'm like, dude, when you're at the gym or whatever at the pool, people think you're a homosexual man because you have your boyfriend.

00:34:02.000 They don't know your name.

00:34:03.000 You mean to tell me that nobody thinks they get their own name on their own body?

00:34:07.000 Are you T-Payne?

00:34:08.000 Gavin.

00:34:09.000 Does T-Payne have his own name?

00:34:11.000 No.

00:34:11.000 You know what?

00:34:11.000 Probably not.

00:34:12.000 Not even T-Payne sinks that low.

00:34:15.000 All right.

00:34:15.000 I'm starting to feel like we're abusing Nick.

00:34:20.000 Is he getting mad?

00:34:21.000 Why would you say that, though?

00:34:23.000 Well, he must be like, I've been on hold forever trying to get on this get off my lawn show that I respect so much because Gavin's my buddy and he's interconnected with everyone in the scene and he's like a bro of mine.

00:34:33.000 That sounds...

00:34:38.000 Gosh.

00:34:38.000 He's just a little...

00:34:43.000 He can wait a little longer.

00:34:46.000 Let's check in with Homeless Gavin.

00:34:48.000 This is me living on the streets talking about how there are phones everywhere.

00:34:58.000 So when you see someone dropkick someone in the head, you get to see it from 10 angles.

00:35:03.000 Everything is a Hollywood movie in 2019.

00:35:07.000 And here is a woman getting dropped. 1.00

00:35:09.000 And when I watch this video, I think, I don't want to overlap anything I homeless Gavin says, but I just, I look at her as a boxer, which I'm not, but you know what I mean.

00:35:17.000 And I just think, you lucky bitch, you have an iron jaw. 1.00

00:35:22.000 That's a huge asset.

00:35:24.000 Canelo, one of the reasons that I think Jacobs couldn't take him last week is because Canelo can just take a punch.

00:35:30.000 This woman should get into boxing. 1.00

00:35:39.000 I've never been to a post-Malone concert, but I've seen women acting like crazy bitches. 1.00

00:35:45.000 I've been annoyed by it.

00:35:47.000 I've thought, what the hell's her problem?

00:35:50.000 And I have to admit, Allah, the Godfather, I've thought, can't someone handle her? 1.00

00:35:55.000 Can't her brother or her boyfriend keep her in line or something? 0.84

00:35:59.000 The last thing that's ever occurred to me when I see a woman acting like a crazy bitch is to dropkick her in the face. 1.00

00:36:06.000 It just doesn't pop in here.

00:36:08.000 But it did with this guy.

00:36:11.000 And I'm amazed at what happened next.

00:36:17.000 So that actually doesn't look so bad.

00:36:21.000 The fat white girls knocked her down. 1.00

00:36:23.000 The green shirt girl, look at that. 1.00

00:36:28.000 You see that?

00:36:29.000 He did a karate kick to her head. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Now, I box.

00:36:33.000 If you get a punch like that and you're not knocked out, you're amazing.

00:36:38.000 She needs to get to a boxing gym. 1.00

00:36:41.000 She is powerful.

00:36:42.000 She has the opposite of a glass jaw. 1.00

00:36:44.000 Let's look at that from another angle.

00:36:49.000 Here he is from far away.

00:36:50.000 Why do you want to kick a bitch in the head? 1.00

00:36:54.000 Look at this.

00:36:54.000 Poof.

00:36:56.000 Why'd you do that?

00:37:00.000 What was your incentive?

00:37:02.000 You don't know them.

00:37:04.000 Why do you want to kick a bitch in the head? 1.00

00:37:06.000 Thank you.

00:37:08.000 Thank you.

00:37:15.000 Thank you, me, for that incredible insight.

00:37:20.000 Should I go back to doing that?

00:37:22.000 I'm getting recognized again.

00:37:24.000 You want to grow your stuff out?

00:37:25.000 Your hair out?

00:37:26.000 Yeah.

00:37:27.000 But it's usually positive.

00:37:29.000 It's usually, can I get a selfie with you?

00:37:31.000 Thanks for all you're doing.

00:37:32.000 One guy was shaking.

00:37:33.000 He was so nervous.

00:37:34.000 One guy was, yeah, he did a selfie and he was visiting from Colorado and he was shaking.

00:37:38.000 That's not a good look, guys.

00:37:40.000 When we do the selfie, which I'm not a fan of, but fine, I'll do it.

00:37:45.000 This is not a, it's not very masculine.

00:37:48.000 You're not meeting someone sexy.

00:37:54.000 But I have got some negative ones recently, more than usual.

00:37:56.000 I used to get like a, it used to be nine, hey, love what you're doing, to maybe, or maybe even like 29, love what you're doings, to one, fuck you, Nazi. 0.72

00:38:08.000 But it's more Nazis these days. 0.65

00:38:11.000 And it's all up to the media to change that.

00:38:13.000 They can just sit there with their little oometer going, and I notice I get it bad in Koreatown.

00:38:22.000 I've been going to Koreatown because of you.

00:38:25.000 And there was some cool black guy, hipster dude, talking on the phone as one does like this. 0.99

00:38:32.000 I think they're doing FaceTime because it's cheaper.

00:38:35.000 And he's like, hey, this is Gavin McGinnis.

00:38:37.000 This is Gavin McGinnis, a Nazi.

00:38:38.000 Gavin McGinnis, a Nazi.

00:38:40.000 He kept repeating it.

00:38:42.000 And then two days later, when we went to get Ramen, this is Koreatown in New York City, 35th, whatever it is, 30th.

00:38:49.000 32nd, I think.

00:38:50.000 32nd.

00:38:51.000 And he's got his two kids, appeared to be a secular Jewish gentleman.

00:38:57.000 And he's got his two kids.

00:38:58.000 They're about seven and eight.

00:38:59.000 He's sort of shuffling them down.

00:39:01.000 It's very busy in Koreatown, especially when we're done the show at night.

00:39:05.000 And he goes, Gavin McGinnis, always getting the name wrong.

00:39:09.000 And then he goes, Holy shit.

00:39:11.000 And I just went, hey, man.

00:39:13.000 Kept going.

00:39:14.000 And then he was yelling from like 20 feet away.

00:39:18.000 And it's very loud.

00:39:19.000 And I think he was yelling, you can't just change one thing.

00:39:23.000 Because I had different glasses on, my other glasses that I wear.

00:39:28.000 I think that's what he was yelling.

00:39:29.000 Maybe that was advice.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:39:34.000 It's a weird thing to want to correspond with strangers, famous or not.

00:39:39.000 Like, what are you going to do?

00:39:40.000 Be a feather in their cap?

00:39:42.000 Are you going to be in their history books in their mind?

00:39:45.000 And then there was the great yelling at me on 32nd Street of 2019, where I totally changed my views about something because someone screamed a thing.

00:39:54.000 Well, if we can make them feel uncomfortable when they get gas, no, that doesn't make us feel uncomfortable.

00:40:00.000 We just think, well, the left have really lost it.

00:40:03.000 What a bunch of dicks.

00:40:04.000 We don't go, what have I done?

00:40:07.000 If only I could change my evil ways.

00:40:09.000 We don't have evil ways.

00:40:11.000 Our evil ways are your interpretation of our behavior, and it's wrong.

00:40:15.000 It's a negative interpretation.

00:40:17.000 It's a very negative interpretation.

00:40:19.000 Oh, oh.

00:40:20.000 And it makes a lot of other people uncomfortable, too.

00:40:22.000 Like, nobody wants some guy screaming.

00:40:24.000 You know?

00:40:25.000 It doesn't do anything at all.

00:40:29.000 It's like a selfie.

00:40:30.000 The fans and the enemies are sort of similar in that sense that they accomplish nothing at all.

00:40:35.000 If you see someone that is relevant to your personal life, but you have no actual real-life connection with them, let it go.

00:40:43.000 Sorry.

00:40:44.000 If I saw Jack Black, I would want to connect.

00:40:48.000 We're not going to become best friends, but I might just go, cello, it's a bass.

00:40:54.000 Now, that's not going to change his life, but you know, they do that to the guy from Withnail and I. What's his name?

00:41:01.000 Robert Gordon?

00:41:02.000 What the hell's his name?

00:41:03.000 You don't know Whithnail and I, do you?

00:41:06.000 But they yell scenes from the movie like, slap us!

00:41:10.000 And we've got on holiday by mistake, Richard Grant.

00:41:14.000 And that's funny.

00:41:14.000 It's just a quick little, it's a way of saying, great movie you did a quarter century ago.

00:41:20.000 It is the greatest movie of all time, by the way.

00:41:22.000 I'll watch it.

00:41:23.000 I think I've had enough for this hat.

00:41:24.000 I'll watch it on my own.

00:41:25.000 Not a hat guy.

00:41:26.000 Yeah, I noticed.

00:41:29.000 I look like a little kid with cancer when I wear a hat.

00:41:32.000 Don't we all?

00:41:35.000 So the New York Post is doing video content, and they have something that I'm a huge proponent of.

00:41:42.000 And it is called Face Your Hater.

00:41:43.000 It's kind of what we're trying to do with free speech.tv, but it ain't easy getting the old libs.

00:41:51.000 It's like feeding a squirrel.

00:41:52.000 Come here, please, please.

00:41:55.000 Please come here.

00:41:56.000 I'm not trying to hurt you.

00:41:57.000 I'm not going to hurt you.

00:41:58.000 I just want to talk.

00:41:59.000 I want to have not even a debate, just a discussion.

00:41:59.000 I want to work it out.

00:42:03.000 I can get conservatives on my show like this, on free speech, the show, but getting liberals to come on, it is so hard.

00:42:12.000 You got to offer them money.

00:42:14.000 You got to say, I promise we're not going to attack you.

00:42:16.000 You got to give them the right to leave.

00:42:17.000 Even I thought Skype would be easy, because if you're being attacked on Skype, just click delete.

00:42:23.000 Like just leave.

00:42:24.000 You're not cornered.

00:42:26.000 No, thanks.

00:42:27.000 I know what you're up to.

00:42:28.000 All right.

00:42:29.000 You know what I'm up to?

00:42:31.000 You're going to CGI a PPI my head or something.

00:42:33.000 I just had an idea.

00:42:34.000 What if we drilled holes in this shelf and then had little light bulbs sticking out?

00:42:40.000 That's fun.

00:42:41.000 Because these lights don't work.

00:42:44.000 Well, there's also a remote control for them.

00:42:50.000 It's distracting.

00:42:51.000 All right.

00:42:57.000 No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

00:42:58.000 Okay, you're gonna do all the different colors or something?

00:43:03.000 Not a good look.

00:43:04.000 This is us just killing time as we wait for.

00:43:08.000 Sorry, as Nick DiPaolo waits for us.

00:43:10.000 Well, we could probably fit in another story or two or...

00:43:14.000 I feel like we're being cruel to poor Nick, who I assume.

00:43:17.000 Well, that's a lag right there.

00:43:19.000 That's a bad lag.

00:43:20.000 Wow.

00:43:22.000 This is me real time?

00:43:26.000 So yeah, let's show.

00:43:27.000 There's going to be a lag when we show the New York Post thing.

00:43:29.000 It better not be.

00:43:30.000 Just for the camera.

00:43:32.000 So this is the New York Post.

00:43:33.000 They sip down a guy who's pro-Confederate statue and someone who's against it.

00:43:40.000 When you tear down the Confederate monuments, you actually destroy a part of the history that we need to recognize.

00:43:47.000 Hello, my name is Christopher.

00:43:48.000 I am an actor, and I'm also a Confederate.

00:43:50.000 You have no testosterone, sir.

00:43:52.000 I've been called like a racist just because I feel that Confederate monuments should not be torn down.

00:43:58.000 I think that Confederate monuments are honoring people that fought against our country and fought for ideals such as slavery that I don't agree with.

00:44:05.000 Fought against our country's being used.

00:44:06.000 Weren't they in the country at the death?

00:44:08.000 I hear you have different views about Confederate monuments.

00:44:11.000 What do you think about them?

00:44:13.000 I think you're cute.

00:44:14.000 I think that tearing them down is a bit too far.

00:44:16.000 What do you think?

00:44:19.000 Just pause here.

00:44:20.000 You know what really pissed me off?

00:44:22.000 When they tore down Johnny Rebel, that was a statue.

00:44:26.000 Johnny Rebel just represents the average Confederate soldier who was forced, conscripted to fight in the Civil War, where we lost 620,000 men, which is the same as 5 million today.

00:44:36.000 It's an American Holocaust. 0.84

00:44:40.000 And they tore down that statue.

00:44:42.000 Johnny Rebel wasn't fighting for slavery.

00:44:44.000 Remember that Lincoln said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would. 0.93

00:44:51.000 That quote alone is proof that it was not about slavery.

00:44:54.000 At the very least, don't oversimplify it.

00:44:57.000 That's another Johnny Rebel statue.

00:44:59.000 It's the one they yanked it down and the way it fell, his legs got all bent and twisted.

00:45:05.000 Do you remember that?

00:45:06.000 And it was just like, I'm looking at this poor farmer's kid who was killed at the age of 17 by shrapnel and everyone's going, ha ha, racist.

00:45:15.000 Yeah, that one.

00:45:17.000 That just broke my heart.

00:45:18.000 I'm a Canadian, so maybe I should just shut up.

00:45:21.000 But.

00:45:22.000 No, it's.

00:45:24.000 It just seems so wrong.

00:45:25.000 Forget what you think about that civil war.

00:45:27.000 This is a guy who was forced to go fight.

00:45:30.000 Go find the video of that, dude.

00:45:32.000 Uh-oh, we're running out of time.

00:45:33.000 Nick is.

00:45:34.000 No, no, it's.

00:45:35.000 We have enough time, I think.

00:45:36.000 You think?

00:45:37.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 I assume he's on the line.

00:45:39.000 He is on the line.

00:45:40.000 You wouldn't lie about that, right?

00:45:43.000 I never said he was, though.

00:45:46.000 So I'm, and nor will I, nor am I saying anything now.

00:45:50.000 We are.

00:45:51.000 We are, like, when you tune into this show, you're basically seeing the news live.

00:45:56.000 So when you see someone in the news, we call them up and they come on the show.

00:45:59.000 It's like, it's like, it's almost like you sprinkled magic potion on the New York Post and everyone came to life.

00:46:05.000 Remember the video we were talking about?

00:46:06.000 Look, it's right here now.

00:46:07.000 Boom.

00:46:08.000 Look at this.

00:46:09.000 This is horrible.

00:46:12.000 Like, that guy doesn't represent slavery dumbasses.

00:46:16.000 Look at that.

00:46:16.000 Kill the southerner.

00:46:18.000 Ha ha ha.

00:46:20.000 Kill him.

00:46:21.000 Kill the poor 17-year-old farmer's kid who was forced to go to war and died from an infection in his knee.

00:46:28.000 And then they kicked the statue. 0.58

00:46:30.000 Yeah.

00:46:31.000 They kick the, whatever it's made out of.

00:46:33.000 Copper, steel, bronze.

00:46:38.000 Look at that.

00:46:38.000 They take turns kicking him.

00:46:40.000 And look at his twisted legs.

00:46:42.000 That's probably exactly what he looked like when he died.

00:46:45.000 And they couldn't deal with the bodies.

00:46:46.000 There was too many bodies.

00:46:47.000 So the bodies would just rot in fields.

00:46:49.000 So that's exactly how that man died.

00:46:53.000 No Trump, no KKK.

00:46:54.000 Yeah, this is like evil.

00:46:56.000 It is really evil.

00:46:57.000 It's really fucking twisted.

00:46:58.000 Really dark.

00:46:59.000 Wow.

00:47:00.000 But yeah, go back to the Confederate statue debate.

00:47:02.000 Because by the way, Charlottesville was a trap.

00:47:05.000 I'm convinced.

00:47:05.000 Now, here's some conspiracy theory.

00:47:07.000 Charlottesville was a trap.

00:47:09.000 Now we got the documents proof of.

00:47:11.000 Me on the document.

00:47:14.000 I think doing an Alex Jones is a hack impression, but I suck at it even within the hack world.

00:47:21.000 I think Charlottesville was a false flag.

00:47:26.000 Does that mean it didn't happen?

00:47:27.000 False flag operation?

00:47:28.000 I think Charlottesville was set up to discredit conservatives.

00:47:32.000 It was almost like a squirrel trap where the left, I think Jason Kessler is a spy.

00:47:37.000 Yeah, I'm really going all out here.

00:47:39.000 And I think they wanted to trap everyone.

00:47:40.000 They made it all about Confederate statues, which, as we can see from the lift guy, is a reasonable argument. 0.99

00:47:45.000 Get them all in there, pull the cord, drop the gate, and then it's like Nazis, Nazis, swastikas, Jews will not replace us, evil thing. 1.00

00:47:53.000 When Heather Heyer died, I guarantee you, a lot of lefties went, yes.

00:47:58.000 We nailed it.

00:47:59.000 We got to death.

00:48:01.000 Kessler could be a useful idiot, too.

00:48:03.000 You don't know if it's the mastermind or just a pawn.

00:48:07.000 I think a lot of, not a lot of people.

00:48:10.000 These are difficult things to quantify, but let's say out of 10 right-wingers who went, well, I guess, yeah, out of 10 right-wingers who went down to Charlottesville, I would say there was one who thought, who believed the initial pitch, and I remember the initial pitch from Jason Kessler, that it was about Confederate statues.

00:48:29.000 It was not.

00:48:30.000 It was a trap.

00:48:31.000 And I think the left is furious, especially the SPLC, that I disavowed it.

00:48:37.000 Because I think, here's my ego speaking.

00:48:39.000 I think a big part of it was shutting me down.

00:48:43.000 Charlottesville, a huge part of the impetus of that rally, and probably why Jason Kessler called me on an almost daily basis was because he wanted me to go down there so their trap could subsume my entire career.

00:48:58.000 Yeah, that wouldn't have needed, like, no Heather Hire thing would have needed to happen if you just went. 0.99

00:49:03.000 And that would discredit the entire thing.

00:49:04.000 I said, I don't want to go.

00:49:05.000 I don't know you people.

00:49:06.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:49:07.000 I had a screaming match with Jason on the beach, and I said, look, I fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s. 0.52

00:49:12.000 That was my thing.

00:49:13.000 You're young man.

00:49:14.000 You go do your thing.

00:49:16.000 I got nothing to do with your thing.

00:49:18.000 I never asked people to come to my things when I was your age.

00:49:22.000 Go do your thing.

00:49:23.000 Why do you keep nagging me?

00:49:25.000 Now I know.

00:49:26.000 Ah.

00:49:28.000 I believe people should be in government and things like that outside where they can be taken out of the middle.

00:49:33.000 They're dead to me.

00:49:34.000 Because I think they were built for us.

00:49:36.000 Wait, go back.

00:49:36.000 We can't hear any of that.

00:49:37.000 And I think monuments.

00:49:39.000 I hear we have different views about Confederate monuments.

00:49:42.000 What do you think about them?

00:49:45.000 I think that tearing them down is a bit too far.

00:49:48.000 What do you think?

00:49:49.000 Well, I think that they should just be removed from where they are.

00:49:52.000 don't believe that they should be in, you know, government buildings and things like that outside where they can be taken out of context because I think they were built for a specific reason.

00:49:59.000 And I think so maybe in a history museum or something like that where...

00:50:03.000 Pause.

00:50:05.000 Sort of...

00:50:06.000 I put it in a museum, I write the plaque, I define the context.

00:50:11.000 So now I can tell you how evil Robert E. Lee was, even though I believe Robert E. Lee was against slavery.

00:50:16.000 But the question that arises here is, should there be Hitler statues in Germany?

00:50:22.000 That doesn't feel right to me.

00:50:25.000 But it's one of those things where they go, well, can a woman have an abortion if she was raped by her father?

00:50:29.000 They always take this totally extreme example and use it to define the whole debate.

00:50:35.000 I'd love these changing colors.

00:50:37.000 I think it's fun.

00:50:38.000 That is pretty fun.

00:50:39.000 I think it's a lot of fun.

00:50:41.000 All right.

00:50:41.000 Go ahead, beta male.

00:50:43.000 You know, a thing that says exactly who they're honoring.

00:50:47.000 Cut the back of your head.

00:50:48.000 I don't think that they should just be outside.

00:50:50.000 Founding fathers like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, they own slaves, right?

00:50:55.000 So we have monuments of them.

00:50:56.000 So do you feel that we should take all this stuff down just because they own slaves as well?

00:51:00.000 No, I don't, because I don't think that the reason why these monuments were built is because to support the fact that they had slaves and things like that.

00:51:08.000 These monuments specifically were built because of these founding fathers, like just Pune.

00:51:12.000 For example, Washington.

00:51:13.000 The same with the Confederate monuments.

00:51:16.000 They were built to say these were soldiers in a war where hundreds of thousands of men died.

00:51:20.000 Anyway, that's not where I had it queued up.

00:51:22.000 Do you have the queue up?

00:51:24.000 In the notes, Ryan, it says 143.

00:51:30.000 No, don't go showing everyone your personal emails.

00:51:33.000 Did I do that?

00:51:34.000 Fuck.

00:51:34.000 Yes.

00:51:35.000 143.

00:51:36.000 I don't know if it was your personal emails, but it wasn't meant to be seen.

00:51:41.000 Well, I'll have to.

00:51:42.000 Yeah, just jump to 143.

00:51:47.000 It will repeat itself.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, yeah, and I understand that, but I don't think that we should destroy them necessarily.

00:51:54.000 I think that they should be moved to a proper place.

00:51:57.000 How much is that going to cost on our budget?

00:51:58.000 Do you think that we should use our money in our government to move statutes just because it hurts some people's feelings?

00:52:05.000 Well, it doesn't just hurt people's feelings.

00:52:06.000 People are being murdered because of this.

00:52:08.000 People are going to protest.

00:52:09.000 And for example, in Charlottesville, when they were protesting the statue there, a guy, for example, a white supremacist or a KKK member, whatever you want to call him, took his car and ran it through a group of people and murdered someone and hurt other people physically.

00:52:24.000 It's not just emotionally.

00:52:25.000 That was one crazy person.

00:52:27.000 That was one crazy person out of like thousands, out of like millions, right?

00:52:32.000 I don't feel that people who support Confederate monuments are bigots and I don't feel that they're racist.

00:52:36.000 I think racism and bigotry, I think that you're stereotyping it, you know, by saying either hired died because someone wanted to preserve a Confederate statue.

00:52:48.000 That's a stretch.

00:52:49.000 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 All right.

00:52:52.000 I think we're out of time, dude.

00:52:53.000 They can both agree on brand spanking new shoes.

00:53:00.000 You know, I don't know if his story is riveting enough to really include today.

00:53:07.000 I think maybe this is tomorrow type thing.

00:53:10.000 I'd like to have him on now, actually.

00:53:13.000 We teased it at the beginning.

00:53:14.000 We talked about his special.

00:53:15.000 We talked about him changing the pictures.

00:53:17.000 He's a very close friend of the show.

00:53:20.000 He's available whenever we need him.

00:53:21.000 I think it's time to show the viewers at home the kind of influence we have.

00:53:26.000 Well, it doesn't necessarily.

00:53:28.000 So call him up.

00:53:29.000 Let's give him a jingle.

00:53:30.000 But it doesn't feel right.

00:53:31.000 Why don't you just call him right now?

00:53:33.000 Yeah, I could.

00:53:34.000 Seriously.

00:53:36.000 Call him.

00:53:36.000 Let's hear the ringing, and then we'll get to hear him say, hello?

00:53:39.000 That'll be cool.

00:53:40.000 Here we go.

00:53:41.000 Calling our buddy Nick.

00:53:44.000 Doon deem boom. 0.99

00:53:46.000 Boom, beam, boom.

00:53:47.000 Pressing the button.

00:53:48.000 No, I'm serious.

00:53:58.000 Here we go.

00:54:00.000 Nick.

00:54:01.000 Nick.

00:54:02.000 Do you hear the booping?

00:54:04.000 Nick.

00:54:09.000 That's not him making the boop sound.

00:54:11.000 I know.

00:54:12.000 I'm practicing.

00:54:13.000 Okay.

00:54:13.000 Oh, I see.

00:54:14.000 Nick.

00:54:16.000 Hey, Nick.

00:54:18.000 Nick, is that you?

00:54:20.000 Hey, Nick.

00:54:21.000 I like to start my shows.

00:54:22.000 My entry is.

00:54:23.000 Nick.

00:54:25.000 Wait a minute.

00:54:26.000 That sound.

00:54:27.000 Yeah, yeah, but yeah.

00:54:27.000 That bro.

00:54:29.000 Right.

00:54:30.000 That was our dreams being dashed.

00:54:32.000 Yeah.

00:54:33.000 It's sort of like in Space Invaders when you die, it sounds like you ate a grenade in a garbage can.

00:54:39.000 Like it just sort of goes.

00:54:41.000 Yeah.

00:54:42.000 And you just feel bad about yourself as a person.

00:54:45.000 Do you?

00:54:46.000 Shouldn't.

00:54:47.000 Maybe he didn't hear.

00:54:48.000 Let's try again.

00:54:49.000 It was probably a technical thing.

00:54:51.000 Technical.

00:54:51.000 Let's call our bro ham.

00:54:53.000 Nick DiPalo.

00:54:55.000 Hit it.

00:54:57.000 Oops.

00:55:09.000 Talking to Nick.

00:55:11.000 Nick dip.

00:55:12.000 Nick dip.

00:55:27.000 Did you see, have you watched the Cobra Kai yet?

00:55:39.000 You know, he's not like some millennial tech guy, you know, so maybe he doesn't know that he has to turn it on.

00:55:52.000 You have his number, though.

00:55:53.000 Why don't you call him?

00:55:55.000 Why not?

00:55:57.000 He has my number.

00:56:00.000 I asked Keith and he said I sent him your number.

00:56:03.000 He didn't want to give me his.

00:56:05.000 Hmm.

00:56:06.000 Well, to be fair, he probably wouldn't give him yours either.

00:56:09.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 Because, I mean, you're a man of stature of some sorts, and.

00:56:15.000 All right.

00:56:16.000 Dude, it's all right.

00:56:17.000 I mean.

00:56:17.000 Anyway, the show's busy.

00:56:20.000 Looks like the show's out of time.

00:56:22.000 Right.

00:56:24.000 Be brave.

00:56:25.000 No, wait.

00:56:26.000 Get fired.

00:56:28.000 Get in trouble.

00:56:29.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 15, 2019

S02E08 - TRUMP DIDN'T LOSE A BILLION DOLLARS

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