Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 23, 2019


S02E102 - BAD MOODS


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45 minutes

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6,952

Sentence count

778

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Misogyny

25

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On this episode of the podcast, we talk about Elliot Smith's murder, the murder of a woman named Beth Stelling, and the mystery of what happened to Elliot Smith. We also talk about a man who may or may not be responsible for Elliot Smith s death.

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00:00:09.000 Emiti, she said, That's your duty, so dragons through the snowy.
00:00:29.000 Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir
00:00:58.000 Brasil Brasil Brasil Brasil Brazil, arms of Brazil.
00:01:08.000 I thought that was Russian.
00:01:10.000 No, that was Brazilian.
00:01:12.000 Portuguese.
00:01:12.000 Portuguese.
00:01:14.000 I'm such a dick that I never really got into Brazil in any way, shape, or form because I've always been allergic to Portuguese. 0.62
00:01:22.000 And maybe I've always had a problem with Portuguese people in general.
00:01:25.000 Because in Montreal, they're a large part of my neighborhood back there.
00:01:29.000 Pork and cheese, we used to call them.
00:01:32.000 But maybe Brazil's fucking cool.
00:01:34.000 Every time I meet someone from Brazil, they're awesome.
00:01:36.000 We have a big following in Brazil.
00:01:38.000 We were on a Brazil show once, and they have Bolsonaro.
00:01:42.000 Yeah.
00:01:43.000 A man who was stabbed with a sword and then brandished a sword at another meet.
00:01:54.000 After he recovered to celebrate, he attacked Marxist professors and said, you're brainwashing our children.
00:02:04.000 Like, that's way ballsier than Trump.
00:02:07.000 Trump does not have the gonads to say that.
00:02:11.000 He doesn't have the balls, the narrow.
00:02:14.000 Yep.
00:02:15.000 There he is, hanging out with the people, getting stabbed.
00:02:21.000 It's just like so.
00:02:24.000 And, you know, you think of that beautiful part of the world, you think of Latin-based language.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, someone just got him there.
00:02:34.000 It's not a good place to get stabbed, too, up in the high spots.
00:02:39.000 You know who called me last night?
00:02:40.000 Was this woman researching Elliot Smith's death?
00:02:43.000 Hmm.
00:02:44.000 I said, look, all I know is the same rumors you know, but I'll tell you something.
00:02:48.000 It's pretty fishy.
00:02:51.000 And what I told her is the same thing I thought back then when Elliot Smith died, was killed, which is, I just was confused by the way everyone was so cool with it.
00:03:05.000 Like, no, you know, I'm totally ostracized for liking Trump.
00:03:10.000 Kale Hartman has his life flushed down the toilet because he may have bruised Beth, what's her name's legs?
00:03:15.000 What's her name?
00:03:17.000 I used to know her name, damn it.
00:03:19.000 Beth Stein?
00:03:20.000 Stelling or something?
00:03:21.000 Stelling?
00:03:23.000 His career's over.
00:03:24.000 But then Jennifer Chiba, I'm going to say likely, or at least very plausibly, killed Elliot Smith.
00:03:30.000 Beth Stelling.
00:03:31.000 Beth Steller.
00:03:32.000 Beth Stelling, yeah.
00:03:33.000 Beth Stelling.
00:03:34.000 The Beth Stelling record of the year.
00:03:38.000 And it just seems like female privilege. 1.00
00:03:41.000 And then I also brought up Gary Coleman's wife, who definitely killed him, as far as I'm concerned.
00:03:47.000 You got to be careful with the definitely.
00:03:50.000 Allegedly.
00:03:50.000 Allegedly.
00:03:51.000 No, the evidence goes beyond alleged.
00:03:55.000 And then I always bring up Lorena Bobbitt.
00:03:59.000 She cut a guy's dick off, went for a drive, threw it out the window. 1.00
00:04:02.000 She got 30 days in a loony bin.
00:04:04.000 Unbelievable.
00:04:05.000 And when I said that to Anthony Camilla, he goes, what was it charged for?
00:04:09.000 Littering?
00:04:10.000 It's just genius, dude.
00:04:12.000 It's just genius.
00:04:14.000 Some labeled him as the unhappy.
00:04:15.000 But yeah, Elliot Smith stabbed himself to death.
00:04:18.000 There's no hesitation, Marks.
00:04:20.000 She says he did it when she was in the shower.
00:04:22.000 Others say she had a shower after she did it. 0.58
00:04:25.000 She pulled the knife out. 0.96
00:04:27.000 He bled to death.
00:04:28.000 It was in her stomach, in his stomach, sorry, which is a slow death.
00:04:31.000 She didn't call the 911 for a while.
00:04:34.000 She claims it's because her phone wasn't working.
00:04:36.000 And then she sued the family for his songwrites, I think twice.
00:04:40.000 Wow.
00:04:41.000 That didn't work out.
00:04:42.000 He didn't have that much money.
00:04:43.000 He's like an indie rocker.
00:04:44.000 You're not going to get that much dough.
00:04:45.000 And she went to his studio and took a bunch of stuff and took it, and the family couldn't have it.
00:04:49.000 But I think the stepfather diddled him.
00:04:51.000 So the parents aren't excited about getting a whole...
00:04:58.000 What the fuck?
00:04:59.000 Oh, yeah, you do.
00:05:00.000 Wait, I might have to take this.
00:05:01.000 Can I see what this is?
00:05:03.000 Well, put it on speaker then.
00:05:03.000 You have to take a call?
00:05:07.000 Put it on speaker.
00:05:10.000 Put it on speaker.
00:05:13.000 No, it's.
00:05:15.000 Who takes?
00:05:16.000 No, I don't have insurance.
00:05:17.000 Why would you take that call?
00:05:19.000 Because it might have been important.
00:05:21.000 What would it what could it be?
00:05:25.000 What?
00:05:26.000 Bail money?
00:05:27.000 No.
00:05:28.000 A chick? 1.00
00:05:29.000 No.
00:05:31.000 What could it possibly be?
00:05:33.000 Um.
00:05:35.000 Go to your face.
00:05:36.000 I sell drugs.
00:05:38.000 No, you don't.
00:05:40.000 Now I do.
00:05:41.000 I just started yesterday.
00:05:42.000 I'm a drug dealer.
00:05:45.000 Let me see your phone.
00:05:46.000 What was that?
00:05:47.000 Maya pack? 0.99
00:05:48.000 But why did you take that call when we're shooting a live show?
00:05:51.000 You must be the most important thing in the universe.
00:05:53.000 I may pack a bag.
00:05:55.000 I'm not letting this go, Ryan.
00:05:57.000 I'll call him back.
00:05:58.000 No, no, I know who called.
00:05:59.000 was a bullshit call, I don't know.
00:06:06.000 Plus my, my mom's friend that used to, She used to live in Maya Pack or a Carmel, New York. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Even if my mom called me, I just wouldn't answer.
00:06:17.000 So?
00:06:21.000 I don't know.
00:06:22.000 Just an unthinged number.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, I get a million of those a day.
00:06:30.000 What are you not telling us?
00:06:31.000 I just, I got...
00:06:34.000 A man of many lives.
00:06:35.000 I'm going to start saying shit you don't want me to say.
00:06:38.000 You could.
00:06:38.000 I edit the episodes.
00:06:41.000 Okay, well, I'll do it on our next live episode then.
00:06:47.000 Yeah, so now you've totally throwing me off with that weird call What could it possibly be?
00:06:52.000 I'm the guy that looked through your vacation pictures and said you know what I bet he probably wouldn't want this one shown because it's got his family members in it.
00:06:59.000 I'm looking out for you.
00:07:01.000 I mean it's really not that interesting.
00:07:03.000 I just thought it was a thing.
00:07:04.000 A thing?
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:06.000 Like a rel just tell us the category.
00:07:08.000 Court, family, girl.
00:07:12.000 Um God.
00:07:17.000 Court, family, or girl?
00:07:20.000 Uh all three.
00:07:24.000 Okay.
00:07:25.000 We'll get to the bottom of that eventually.
00:07:28.000 So that was South Rakas Crew.
00:07:30.000 I believe they did that with Diplo.
00:07:32.000 I don't know if Diplo just put it out, but South Rakas Crew does a bunch of sort of cool mashup mixes like that.
00:07:39.000 I don't know that much about them actually.
00:07:40.000 I feel like they're from Philadelphia for some reason.
00:07:46.000 But the chick doing that, MCG, spelled GI, she's a Brazilian kind of a rapper chick. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Very attractive!
00:08:08.000 That's Russian.
00:08:12.000 Do I have to learn to love this language?
00:08:15.000 Because I want to love Brazil.
00:08:19.000 What are the Western countries left?
00:08:20.000 America's look at her.
00:08:27.000 I feel like you bring her here, you'd marry her, then she'd think that you were flirting with someone and she'd burn the house down.
00:08:34.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:08:36.000 What a smoke show, though.
00:08:38.000 She would rub your feet whenever you wanted. 1.00
00:08:39.000 She's super loyal, but if you even put a little bit of doubt in her head, she will kill you. 0.98
00:08:44.000 You know when I want my feet rubbed?
00:08:45.000 When?
00:08:46.000 Never o'clock, because I'm not a homosexual or a woman. 0.65
00:08:50.000 Oh, I love a good foot rub.
00:08:51.000 Ugh.
00:08:53.000 Ryan loves a good foot rub.
00:08:55.000 I like it when my lady rubs my feet. 1.00
00:08:57.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99
00:08:58.000 God, I hate you so far.
00:09:00.000 Out of pure dynamics.
00:09:01.000 First, you're wearing a hat in the studio.
00:09:03.000 It's a Christmas.
00:09:04.000 Secondly, you won't tell us why you accepted a call.
00:09:06.000 Third, you accepted a call.
00:09:08.000 Fourth, you like your feet rubbed.
00:09:11.000 I love my feet rubbed.
00:09:15.000 You Greek. 0.95
00:09:16.000 And I rub feet.
00:09:17.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:09:21.000 South Raka's crew used that song.
00:09:23.000 That was kind of a remix.
00:09:23.000 I think it was the MCG Brazilian remix, but there was this weird group of, I think, Jamaicans who live in Sydney, Australia, who did a remix of that, or maybe the original of that.
00:09:35.000 And they talk about the new Bronx style.
00:09:38.000 I bet they've never even been to the Bronx.
00:09:40.000 And you don't often see black people like American black people in Australia.
00:09:45.000 They kind of have their own thing.
00:09:47.000 Oh, did I not include that in the list?
00:09:49.000 No.
00:09:50.000 South Bronx style.
00:09:50.000 No.
00:09:52.000 It's Lady Chan, South Ruckus Crew.
00:09:55.000 South Ruckus Crew.
00:09:57.000 This show is a great place to learn about the top, cutting-edge top hits of 13 to 15 years ago.
00:10:05.000 South Rock is crew.
00:10:07.000 What if you look up the song we just heard?
00:10:10.000 Hands up.
00:10:11.000 Just click on that.
00:10:11.000 South Ruckus Crew.
00:10:14.000 Just click on the title of that, and it'll come up in the suggestions.
00:10:17.000 Got it.
00:10:19.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:10:20.000 It's right there.
00:10:24.000 South Rock Crew.
00:10:26.000 Cultural appropriation.
00:10:28.000 Duncan Blaby.
00:10:31.000 Trying something new right here.
00:10:32.000 Double up.
00:10:35.000 South Rock is in the place.
00:10:39.000 Baby's shining in the place.
00:10:42.000 Lots of women are in the place. 1.00
00:11:10.000 Sleeping in Brazil, but this is not in good Brazil.
00:11:15.000 That's a good jam.
00:11:16.000 But anyway, yeah.
00:11:17.000 What is going on in Brazil?
00:11:19.000 I saw this video.
00:11:20.000 This is on the list, actually, of their parliament.
00:11:23.000 And it looks like, you know, you see these videos of African parliaments and Russian parliaments and Ukrainian parliaments and a fight breaks out.
00:11:30.000 Well, now that's happening in Brazil.
00:11:31.000 And Brazil, as far as countries left that still recognize Western chauvinism, what is there?
00:11:39.000 Canada's not no.
00:11:40.000 Britain, no. 0.95
00:11:41.000 Germany, no. 0.69
00:11:42.000 Spain, I don't know shit about.
00:11:44.000 America, maybe.
00:11:47.000 I'm going to put that on the maybe list right up here.
00:11:49.000 Let's put a pin in America.
00:11:51.000 Hungary, yes.
00:11:52.000 Poland, yes.
00:11:53.000 Italy, yes.
00:11:54.000 Brazil, yes.
00:11:56.000 Greece?
00:11:58.000 I think Greece has a populist party.
00:12:01.000 Do they?
00:12:02.000 Are you just pulling that out of your ass?
00:12:05.000 Wait, why did you say Greece?
00:12:08.000 I remember something recently happening that I was like, oh, that's good for them.
00:12:12.000 Okay.
00:12:14.000 So yeah, as far as nationalists, I think there's only four or five countries left.
00:12:19.000 And America's a maybe.
00:12:22.000 And you know what they're doing?
00:12:23.000 They're fortifying their borders.
00:12:26.000 That's what you do.
00:12:28.000 And you know what, if you reject Muslims or you reject refugees, then on local talk shows in other countries, they go, ooh, you are rude.
00:12:37.000 And you go, okay, that's fine.
00:12:38.000 I'll be rude.
00:12:39.000 I'll sit here and have a big Christian parade in Poland with classical music and it'll be a gay old time and you can hate me all you want. 0.99
00:12:47.000 That's a big thing with, I've noticed with the left is they're laughing at us.
00:12:53.000 Oh no, Alyssa Milano says, they're laughing at us.
00:12:56.000 They're making fun of us.
00:12:58.000 Really?
00:12:59.000 The Macron, the pussy who let his whole country flush down the toilet because he taxed them to death?
00:13:06.000 He doesn't like us?
00:13:07.000 Oh no.
00:13:09.000 That's what the left doesn't get, is that we don't like the rest of the world.
00:13:13.000 We're not impressed by Europe.
00:13:15.000 They are.
00:13:17.000 They want to say croissant instead of croissant.
00:13:24.000 But yeah, look at this clip from Brazilian parliament.
00:13:27.000 And were you right about Greece?
00:13:28.000 Yep.
00:13:29.000 Okay, so we're slowly.
00:13:30.000 Ryan started in the hole.
00:13:31.000 He's had four strikes, so now he's up to three.
00:13:33.000 Let's see if we can get you up to the big O. It sounds like Russian and Japanese and Greek.
00:13:49.000 A fictitious.
00:13:58.000 like i would probably like this guy he's fighting stances Is that it?
00:14:17.000 why did you cut it out Why do you keep cutting away?
00:14:29.000 There you go.
00:14:30.000 Oh, so it was over.
00:14:31.000 Correct.
00:14:32.000 Geez, we are not getting along today.
00:14:34.000 I'm in a bad mood.
00:14:35.000 Why are you in a bad mood?
00:14:36.000 I don't know.
00:14:37.000 Because of the call?
00:14:37.000 Who cares?
00:14:39.000 No.
00:14:40.000 No, I've been shitty all day.
00:14:43.000 The me thing.
00:14:44.000 This is the Monday show of Christmas.
00:14:48.000 These are our Christmas apps.
00:14:49.000 You'll notice the Christmas theme is a lot of fun.
00:14:53.000 Christmas Day, we're going to go through our favorite Christmas hits.
00:14:56.000 That's going to be really special.
00:14:58.000 But yeah, these are the episodes where we go over letters and try to catch up on the year's letters before we lose 2019 forever.
00:15:06.000 Can you believe it's going to be 2020 soon?
00:15:08.000 Yeah, that bums me out.
00:15:09.000 That's freaky, man.
00:15:11.000 2020.
00:15:12.000 My whole life, it was always 2000.
00:15:15.000 So if there was like a pen, it would be like the MarkMaster 2000.
00:15:20.000 And we thought, is there really going to be a year 2000?
00:15:23.000 Okay, if you promise, but that sounds kind of kooky.
00:15:25.000 No, 2020 will be a year.
00:15:28.000 Speaking.
00:15:31.000 So the reason I brought up Brazil, too, is to say, what the fuck's going on in the world?
00:15:35.000 Are more revolutions being televised?
00:15:38.000 And so we're seeing more of this chaos?
00:15:40.000 Or is there genuine bona fide globalist civil wars going on everywhere?
00:15:47.000 Now in Chile, for example, I don't really understand what happened there.
00:15:52.000 And it seemed to happen overnight.
00:15:54.000 Massive riots.
00:15:55.000 You got to understand with South America, ABC, Argentina, Brazil, Chile are normal.
00:16:01.000 They're not shitty countries.
00:16:02.000 They probably have the same rent for a studio apartment that you do in Toronto or even not New York City, but Manhattan, but maybe Queens.
00:16:13.000 Normal, you probably make $50,000 a year there.
00:16:16.000 So the fact that it just was shattered overnight is curious.
00:16:19.000 And I have spoken to people of Chilean descent and they tell me, yeah, we don't know what happened.
00:16:25.000 It just happened instantaneously.
00:16:27.000 And then they start talking about self-sufficient gardens where they grow their own food now, ready for a complete economic collapse.
00:16:37.000 Isn't that disturbing?
00:16:40.000 I'm getting a bunch of 800 calls now.
00:16:44.000 Is this when they come?
00:16:45.000 I hope not.
00:16:46.000 Are we being swatted?
00:16:50.000 Yeah, that's what the police do when you swat them.
00:16:53.000 They start calling, get down, get down!
00:16:56.000 Before we even get there, get down.
00:16:57.000 We're going to come over there!
00:17:00.000 This looks like chaos.
00:17:01.000 Whoa.
00:17:02.000 It's fucking anarchy.
00:17:03.000 And you got her.
00:17:05.000 In Chile, Torturan Violan Imatan.
00:17:08.000 What would you give those tits? 1.00
00:17:10.000 Like fours. 0.99
00:17:13.000 Yeah, that's fair.
00:17:14.000 That's fair.
00:17:15.000 Proud of your fours.
00:17:17.000 Proud of your fours.
00:17:19.000 But yeah, we have that Chile.
00:17:21.000 We know what's happening in Hong Kong.
00:17:22.000 Hong Kong has been a capitalist country.
00:17:24.000 They've tasted freedom since they were a British colony.
00:17:27.000 But another piece of red left my atlas today.
00:17:32.000 And Britain lost another colony.
00:17:34.000 That was Hong Kong.
00:17:34.000 And now China is saying, you're communist now.
00:17:38.000 And we can treat you like communists.
00:17:39.000 And we can extradite you from Hong Kong to mainland China anytime we want.
00:17:42.000 And we've seen the way they treat their citizens.
00:17:44.000 You saw that picture of that guy who criticized the police in a Facebook post.
00:17:48.000 And the next thing you know, he's chained to what looks like a keg.
00:17:52.000 And he's being interrogated by police saying, why did you say that we're a little extreme?
00:17:57.000 I don't know.
00:17:57.000 Maybe because I'm in a keg right now.
00:18:01.000 Like I've told you a million times.
00:18:03.000 When I was in Beijing.
00:18:04.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:18:06.000 When I was in Beijing, cops beat a man to death because he had written an article about police brutality.
00:18:13.000 Told you?
00:18:14.000 Those are his last words.
00:18:15.000 Told you so.
00:18:19.000 So yeah, there's just so many of these revolutions.
00:18:22.000 And then, of course, Paris has the, what do you call them, yellow vests?
00:18:27.000 Paris makes fun of us.
00:18:30.000 And then is there a link?
00:18:32.000 I don't know.
00:18:34.000 But is this the Soros globalists getting their way?
00:18:37.000 I know Alex Jones would have answers to all these questions.
00:18:40.000 I'm a little less sure of myself.
00:18:43.000 With all due respect to AJ.
00:18:48.000 Albanian.
00:18:48.000 Oh, this is another thing.
00:18:49.000 This isn't really related, but while we're still talking about Europe, I had some videos I wanted to talk about.
00:18:54.000 Check out how badass this Albanian is.
00:18:57.000 So I guess there is some, what are they, Greek tourists?
00:19:01.000 What does the title of this say?
00:19:04.000 See?
00:19:06.000 Albania restaurant owner jumps on roof of Spanish tourist hood.
00:19:09.000 Spanish tourists in a restaurant in Albania.
00:19:11.000 Maybe they didn't pay or something.
00:19:13.000 So he says, oh, you're paying all right.
00:19:16.000 So he jumps on the hood.
00:19:18.000 Now, I don't know if you know this, but windshields are made of glass.
00:19:22.000 So pounding on one isn't going to pan out for you very well.
00:19:27.000 They put their feet up to stop the windshield collapsing.
00:19:27.000 Look at this.
00:19:32.000 They're whipping through, going through stop signs, whipping through the countryside of Albania.
00:19:37.000 Yeah, you've done the job already.
00:19:38.000 Look, his hand is bleeding like crazy.
00:19:40.000 I know it's all connected with plastic so it doesn't shatter everywhere.
00:19:44.000 It's still glass.
00:19:46.000 Yeah, when is the job done here?
00:19:48.000 I don't know.
00:19:49.000 I guess he wants to grab the steering wheel and crash them.
00:19:52.000 Or maybe just...
00:19:56.000 I guess, but he didn't know there was a perfect little thing to grip on in there.
00:20:01.000 I think we might be just looking at pure, unadulterated rage with no logic behind it whatsoever.
00:20:09.000 If Angel Dust was a person, it might be this guy.
00:20:16.000 oh Politibo, everyone's calling for the cops.
00:20:29.000 I know how you handle this.
00:20:30.000 It's called Heartbreak.
00:20:33.000 This goes on for four minutes.
00:20:35.000 I know, let's watch it.
00:20:36.000 It's fun.
00:20:37.000 Because there's just more and more blood.
00:20:38.000 Jeez.
00:20:39.000 Hey, zbyt, zbyt!
00:20:40.000 Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
00:20:41.000 Zbyt!
00:20:42.000 Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
00:20:43.000 Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
00:20:45.000 Wait, is that a gun I see?
00:20:49.000 What is that black pointy thing? 0.67
00:20:52.000 I think it's a phone.
00:20:55.000 Where's the gun?
00:20:57.000 They stopped.
00:20:58.000 Why didn't they just let go?
00:21:03.000 Go, go, go, go.
00:21:04.000 Go.
00:21:05.000 Let's go.
00:21:12.000 Are they speaking the same language?
00:21:13.000 No, no, no.
00:21:14.000 No, no, no.
00:21:20.000 What exactly do you do?
00:21:22.000 What do you do?
00:21:23.000 You go fast, and then when there's like a grassy part, you slam your brakes on in front of it.
00:21:28.000 No?
00:21:30.000 Worst case scenario, a broken leg.
00:21:32.000 Don't send him flying off a cliff.
00:21:36.000 Unless he's a pedophile.
00:21:37.000 He's yelling like he's the victim.
00:21:39.000 He's like, why are you guys doing this to me?
00:21:40.000 But these stuns tend not to be on hoods of cars.
00:21:44.000 They tend to have chosen their fate.
00:21:50.000 Is it Trey Hong?
00:21:51.000 I think they're saying, get off.
00:21:52.000 Look, we gave you a spot.
00:21:54.000 Get off.
00:21:56.000 They kicked his hand.
00:21:56.000 Ow!
00:21:58.000 Bloody hand.
00:21:59.000 Ouch.
00:22:01.000 Okay, I'll get my hand out of there.
00:22:02.000 I don't think I'd like to kick a man's hand.
00:22:02.000 That's not working.
00:22:05.000 You wouldn't like to kick a man's hand? 1.00
00:22:06.000 I want to kick a man's hand! 1.00
00:22:08.000 I couldn't break somebody's finger, even if they shot my dog in front of me.
00:22:13.000 What?
00:22:13.000 Why?
00:22:14.000 That's your thing?
00:22:15.000 You don't like hurting fingers?
00:22:17.000 Yeah, it's just for my benefit.
00:22:18.000 It would hurt me more than it would hurt them.
00:22:20.000 I was just reading this book about this chimp who was raised by a family, and then, like all chimps, it went dark. 1.00
00:22:26.000 They go evil when they get older.
00:22:28.000 Yeah.
00:22:29.000 They get really like they'll eat your dick off.
00:22:32.000 There he is.
00:22:33.000 Wait, we gotta see him.
00:22:34.000 But is he smiling?
00:22:45.000 You want to listen to what he has to say?
00:22:48.000 So anyway, why are we on the hood of my car?
00:22:51.000 You know you're going to get bloody when you punch glass 300 times.
00:22:54.000 That was pretty crazy, right, guys?
00:22:56.000 Anyway, are you okay?
00:23:00.000 And then just to update our Europe update to complete it, we have a drug addict fighting a stray German shepherd in Greece.
00:23:09.000 As one does.
00:23:12.000 You know, you get up to your old tricks again.
00:23:18.000 No, it's not going to work.
00:23:19.000 No, it's not going to work.
00:23:27.000 I met a cool dude named Hugo who used to work in cartoons with this guy, Rand Xerox, Libertoire.
00:23:37.000 Need a sandwich board. 0.91
00:23:39.000 Yeah, grab that sandwich board.
00:23:40.000 There you go.
00:23:42.000 And we were buddies when I was sort of touring around Europe in the early 90s.
00:23:47.000 And then I went to visit him on my honeymoon, like in 2004, 5.
00:23:53.000 2005.
00:23:54.000 And I finally tracked him down, and he looked like this.
00:23:58.000 Oh, man.
00:23:59.000 He'd lost his mind.
00:24:00.000 And I met like his people who knew him, because Geneva, Italy is a very small place.
00:24:05.000 And they go, oh, you're looking for Hugo.
00:24:09.000 Yes, okay.
00:24:10.000 Maybe he work.
00:24:12.000 Maybe his sister owns a restaurant.
00:24:14.000 Maybe she help you.
00:24:16.000 You want to say hi?
00:24:17.000 Yeah, of course I do.
00:24:19.000 No, no, no.
00:24:20.000 You're not using our sandwich boards.
00:24:24.000 We're the birthplace of democracy.
00:24:27.000 Anyway, that's not that far.
00:24:29.000 Hi.
00:24:30.000 Do they go to blows?
00:24:31.000 No.
00:24:32.000 Do we have anything else to cover?
00:24:34.000 No.
00:24:35.000 Before we get to the mailbag?
00:24:36.000 Uh-oh.
00:24:37.000 Hi, doggy.
00:24:38.000 Gig pet now, bro.
00:24:39.000 Stray dogs are all over Europe.
00:24:41.000 All over.
00:24:42.000 Italy especially.
00:24:43.000 Just full of stray fucking dogs.
00:24:46.000 But the guy at my gym, he got his dog from Argentina.
00:24:49.000 Americans will go and save these things all over the world and fucking bring them back. 0.81
00:24:54.000 Dogs.
00:24:55.000 Fucking dogs.
00:24:55.000 Dogs.
00:24:56.000 What am I?
00:24:57.000 Five.
00:24:57.000 Ten?
00:24:57.000 What am I?
00:24:58.000 I want to find out when you're in a bad mood.
00:25:01.000 I got good sleep.
00:25:02.000 I just, I don't like drinking much and I drank a lot last night.
00:25:06.000 Why'd you drink so much last night?
00:25:09.000 I don't know, because I had work to do, and then after I was finally, I got a good chunk of it done, I was like, I can't relax.
00:25:15.000 Like, I don't feel relaxed.
00:25:16.000 You know, I feel like there's nothing that clocked me out because I was working from home.
00:25:20.000 And I said, you know, let me just let loose and drink a little bit.
00:25:20.000 Okay.
00:25:23.000 And I'm like, what did you drink during the weekend?
00:25:26.000 Whiskey, bunch of water.
00:25:27.000 What kind of whiskey?
00:25:29.000 Rye whiskey.
00:25:30.000 I made old-fashions at my house.
00:25:31.000 Oh, you mean at your house?
00:25:33.000 Yeah.
00:25:34.000 And what's in an old-fashioned?
00:25:36.000 Bitters, maraschino cherry, simple syrup, whiskey, and ice.
00:25:44.000 That's it.
00:25:45.000 Rye?
00:25:46.000 Rye whiskey, yeah.
00:25:48.000 Rye is a type of whiskey?
00:25:50.000 And bourbon is a type of whiskey.
00:25:53.000 Bourbon's not separate from whiskey.
00:25:54.000 Bourbon, Scotch.
00:25:54.000 No.
00:25:56.000 Because it says whiskey on the bottle of a maker's mark.
00:25:58.000 Actually, let me see.
00:26:00.000 I think that's all the types.
00:26:00.000 Let me see.
00:26:01.000 Types of whiskey.
00:26:02.000 It's like Catholics are a type of Christian, and a psalm is a type of finger, and a rooster is a type of a chicken. 0.93
00:26:09.000 So you drank a bunch of booze.
00:26:10.000 So do you have a headache?
00:26:12.000 I just feel like a little, like if I ate, I'd feel tired.
00:26:16.000 It's like that whole thing.
00:26:17.000 Like, I feel soggy.
00:26:18.000 Soggy.
00:26:19.000 And my brain feels not on point exactly.
00:26:21.000 Did you have eight hours?
00:26:25.000 I don't remember.
00:26:26.000 I don't remember what time I fell asleep.
00:26:28.000 How long were you at the bar for?
00:26:28.000 I don't remember.
00:26:30.000 Maybe like 45 minutes or so.
00:26:33.000 I just pounded them in and then I actually took a couple to go.
00:26:36.000 It's one of those type of joints.
00:26:38.000 And then you came home and you watched a horror movie.
00:26:41.000 Yep.
00:26:42.000 Where a family was murdered in their home on Christmas.
00:26:44.000 Yeah, I wasn't actually smashed at that point, but then I ran out of my beer that I bought, and then I would, then I hit the.
00:26:50.000 Then you hit the riot home.
00:26:52.000 What time are we talking about here?
00:26:56.000 Well, I went to the bar pretty late, like almost one o'clock, and it's just, I can't explain why, but I just don't feel too great.
00:27:02.000 But wait a minute.
00:27:05.000 You were working on that video.
00:27:08.000 You were at my house for dinner.
00:27:11.000 And that all ended around 8.30.
00:27:11.000 Right.
00:27:14.000 Yeah, just about.
00:27:15.000 So we have 9.30, 10.30, 11.30, 12.30.
00:27:18.000 We have almost five hours.
00:27:20.000 Well, a lot of that was working.
00:27:20.000 Yeah.
00:27:23.000 I don't even think I played video games.
00:27:24.000 I don't know.
00:27:25.000 I was sitting there working and kind of listening to stuff and I was just like leisurely working.
00:27:29.000 Working for five hours?
00:27:31.000 You should have made fucking the Irishman by now. 1.00
00:27:33.000 Yeah.
00:27:34.000 But it's not done.
00:27:36.000 Right.
00:27:37.000 Well, I took a shower.
00:27:39.000 I did relax for a little bit.
00:27:40.000 I allowed myself to relax for a little bit.
00:27:42.000 What do you mean by allowing yourself to relax?
00:27:44.000 You had a nap?
00:27:45.000 No, I don't think I took a nap.
00:27:46.000 I was just listening to myself.
00:27:47.000 So what does that mean?
00:27:48.000 I relaxed, took a shower.
00:27:49.000 Usually I played Call of Duty, but I wasn't.
00:27:52.000 So what were you doing when you were listening to the podcast?
00:27:55.000 I was working, listening to the podcast.
00:27:55.000 Working.
00:27:57.000 But how could you be working for five hours and have not made the Irishman?
00:28:01.000 Well, at some point, I don't know.
00:28:03.000 Because there was space between me stopping work and going to the bar, too.
00:28:06.000 So it's like...
00:28:10.000 I do not document time, but I probably came back to the house, relaxed, took a shower, and then that killed like at least an hour and a half.
00:28:18.000 I do not document time.
00:28:19.000 What does that mean?
00:28:21.000 I don't know.
00:28:21.000 I never look at the clock and say, all right, I've done this at this time.
00:28:26.000 That's probably why you have this bizarre sleeping pattern.
00:28:29.000 Maybe the horror movie gave you nightmares.
00:28:31.000 Maybe, but I'm obsessed with this one little scene in it.
00:28:34.000 It's really creepy.
00:28:35.000 It has to do with Christmas, too, so maybe that put me in a weird mood.
00:28:38.000 Why does Christmas put you in a weird mood?
00:28:41.000 I like Christmas.
00:28:41.000 No, it feels good.
00:28:43.000 But it had to do with Christmas.
00:28:44.000 It was very dark.
00:28:45.000 So I was like, oh boy, there goes my good Christmas vibes.
00:28:50.000 So you had good Christmas vibes until you watched the scary movie?
00:28:55.000 I don't think a lot of it has to do with the movie, but was the movie before or after the bar?
00:28:59.000 It didn't help.
00:29:00.000 After the bar.
00:29:01.000 The movie was after the bar.
00:29:02.000 So we're up into the 2 a.m.s at this point.
00:29:05.000 Yeah, perhaps around there.
00:29:06.000 But you said the movie ruined your Christmas cheer, yet you were at the bar saying, nothing fucking matters.
00:29:13.000 Like I said, it didn't help.
00:29:14.000 Yeah, it didn't help.
00:29:16.000 Okay, so your Christmas vibes include saying nothing fucking matters.
00:29:19.000 Nothing really matters.
00:29:21.000 I was singing along to Bohemian rapidly.
00:29:23.000 You weren't singing along.
00:29:24.000 Yeah, he said already.
00:29:25.000 He said it in a very exasperated way.
00:29:27.000 Nothing really matters.
00:29:28.000 But it was a joke.
00:29:30.000 No, it wasn't a joke.
00:29:31.000 You're trying to make everyone laugh.
00:29:32.000 Hey, everyone.
00:29:33.000 Nothing really matters.
00:29:36.000 Is that cracking people up?
00:29:37.000 No, it's just like, what a weird thing to do.
00:29:45.000 No, I'm familiar with Bohemian Rhapsody, dude.
00:29:47.000 Oh.
00:29:48.000 I'm just trying to find out why you're so grumpy.
00:29:53.000 I think it was the call.
00:29:54.000 I think it was me interrogating you about the call.
00:29:56.000 That did not help at all either.
00:29:58.000 But if you remember.
00:30:01.000 So while you sit here and lie about Christmas spirits, it's all one long day.
00:30:08.000 You're mad that I tried to out you about this call.
00:30:11.000 My day never ended as of yesterday.
00:30:13.000 You know, I'm an open book.
00:30:15.000 I get dox.
00:30:16.000 That's part of this business we're in.
00:30:18.000 Right.
00:30:20.000 But.
00:30:22.000 And also, taking a call on the air is a huge deal.
00:30:26.000 I know.
00:30:27.000 I cover up for you when you take calls, and I understand that there might be some varying importance to which is none of my business and I don't investigate.
00:30:34.000 Sometimes you'll tell me and I'll say, oh, that's me.
00:30:36.000 Yeah, it's almost like I'm your boss.
00:30:38.000 Right.
00:30:39.000 And I have kids.
00:30:40.000 And decency.
00:30:41.000 And other things.
00:30:42.000 That's me.
00:30:43.000 I forgot.
00:30:49.000 But when your employee gets a call live on air and answers it and won't explain why, that's not professional.
00:30:57.000 Well, I'll tell you why.
00:30:58.000 I just would rather not tell strangers why.
00:31:03.000 Right.
00:31:03.000 But you impeded the stranger's experience with the show.
00:31:07.000 No.
00:31:07.000 Because I don't speak.
00:31:08.000 My job isn't to speak, so I could switch cameras and just see who this is.
00:31:11.000 I got to take this.
00:31:12.000 And then I'm over here.
00:31:13.000 You're still talking.
00:31:14.000 And the camera doesn't really move.
00:31:15.000 It goes to you.
00:31:16.000 And if you pull up a video.
00:31:17.000 But I just want to kind of suss out.
00:31:18.000 I knew I had enough time to at least do that.
00:31:21.000 I didn't want to do it behind your back, so I announced it.
00:31:24.000 And please show me another show, Howard Stern, Tucker Carlson, Anthony Coomia, where they accept calls.
00:31:36.000 You've taken calls before?
00:31:38.000 Yeah, but show me a Howard Stern show or a fucking...
00:31:38.000 I'm your boss.
00:31:52.000 There was a kid call one time, and I actually muted it.
00:31:58.000 That seems personal.
00:31:59.000 All right.
00:32:00.000 Let's get to letters.
00:32:01.000 You ready?
00:32:02.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:32:06.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:32:12.000 Let me touch it.
00:32:15.000 This is from John, Farting Preacher 5, this classic YouTube.
00:32:20.000 Don't know how anyone can't laugh at this.
00:32:24.000 Who sends us something from, like, the date here is 2013, but I feel Like, I saw this in the 90s.
00:32:32.000 So, you're sending as a fart preacher one of the oldest videos on earth. 0.82
00:32:37.000 And, dude, since that came out, we have tons of real farts, including a presidential candidate who just lost his chance at running the most powerful country in the world because of one toot.
00:32:50.000 So, you show me this VHS tape of a bunch of farts that everyone and their dog has seen.
00:32:57.000 Used to be on jokaroo.com.
00:33:01.000 Thank you, Jesus.
00:33:02.000 Thank you, Jesus.
00:33:04.000 You're a moron, dude.
00:33:06.000 Thanks for your shitty letter.
00:33:10.000 This is from JL.
00:33:11.000 David, I moved to a new town and wondered if you had any pointers for guys getting established into a new community where they don't know anyone.
00:33:17.000 Also, do you have any rules on dating chicks when you first land in a new town?
00:33:20.000 Ooh, I like these questions.
00:33:22.000 Any merit and try to find a group of dudes before chasing women?
00:33:26.000 Obviously, what you do when you move into any city is you Google Dive Bar and you want to go to the one that's within a mile of your home.
00:33:35.000 You want to be able to walk there and you start going there whenever you possibly can.
00:33:40.000 Maybe you check out the happy hour, three to five.
00:33:42.000 You probably work, so maybe you want to go there after work.
00:33:45.000 I find when you go to bars, if you don't live like really downtown, like the East Village or London, England, where it's a real bar culture, the end of the night tends to be Mexicans. 1.00
00:33:55.000 And that's just a different, it's like going to a different country, really.
00:33:58.000 It's a lot of salsa on the jukebox and guys asking if they can buy cigarettes, even though they have a jewel.
00:34:05.000 And I don't know.
00:34:07.000 Your happy days jokes don't land because they never heard of happy days.
00:34:12.000 So I would try to get to the bar as early as possible.
00:34:15.000 But over time, you know, you'd have to tip very well, more than a dollar a drink.
00:34:20.000 I would say almost $2 a drink.
00:34:24.000 And sometimes two or three.
00:34:26.000 And then you'll get to know the bartenders, and they'll get to know your story, then you get to know other people, and you'll slowly get that crowd going.
00:34:33.000 And then it's like, hey, man, we're having a party.
00:34:36.000 You should come down.
00:34:38.000 It's John's birthday.
00:34:39.000 And then you start meeting people that way.
00:34:42.000 That sounds good.
00:34:43.000 Now, I don't know how old you are.
00:34:45.000 So, like, I'm fucking bursting with pals in my neighborhood.
00:34:49.000 In fact, I've got a Christmas party coming up.
00:34:51.000 I don't know.
00:34:51.000 I got my dive bar pals, my work pals.
00:34:54.000 Well, I used to be friends with Ryan until he had a fucking giant suck attack.
00:34:57.000 Ruined the show.
00:34:59.000 I got my boxing pals.
00:35:02.000 And then, of course, like work and dad and kids sports stuff.
00:35:05.000 Oh, kids' sports is another good one, but I don't know how old you are.
00:35:08.000 If you're talking about dating chicks, I presume you're not going to sign your son up for basketball.
00:35:13.000 So I would go to bars.
00:35:15.000 That's a great way to meet people in your new town and become a regular at all these bars.
00:35:20.000 It means a lot of drinking, so that means avoiding bourbon and just doing beer.
00:35:23.000 Now, dating chicks, that can be a little tricky. 1.00
00:35:28.000 Definitely don't fuck a bartender because now you can't go to that bar when you break out. 1.00
00:35:32.000 But I would also assume that this relationship is not going to last more than two weeks.
00:35:36.000 So you think, do I want to see this regular every day for the rest of my life?
00:35:43.000 Because if you do, then don't fuck her or it's going to be weird. 1.00
00:35:48.000 So I guess the short answer to your question is go to tons and tons of local bars and hang out there a lot.
00:35:57.000 Are we good?
00:35:59.000 Is that reasonable?
00:36:00.000 Do you want to add anything?
00:36:01.000 You recently moved to a little town.
00:36:03.000 Yes.
00:36:04.000 Well, I ride a scooter around so that we can give high fives to the locals and whatnot.
00:36:10.000 What?
00:36:10.000 Ride a scooter around in order to get high fives from the local cents.
00:36:14.000 I like smoking cigars in parks, but that's a summer thing.
00:36:17.000 You don't meet people that way.
00:36:19.000 Cigar bars?
00:36:21.000 I got a cigar bar near my grandparents' house.
00:36:22.000 I got a cigar bar near my apartment.
00:36:24.000 Pretty dope.
00:36:25.000 Ah.
00:36:26.000 So you go to cigar bars?
00:36:27.000 Yeah.
00:36:28.000 And what about pussy? 0.74
00:36:29.000 Pusse? 1.00
00:36:30.000 I don't look for pussy. 0.97
00:36:32.000 You do not look for pussy at all?
00:36:34.000 Nope.
00:36:35.000 Not at all.
00:36:37.000 This is now linking back to the call.
00:36:39.000 Do you know what it is?
00:36:40.000 Are you trying to portray yourself as monogamous?
00:36:42.000 Do you have one girl you're focusing on?
00:36:44.000 No, I'm...
00:36:48.000 I'm too busy to worry about a lot of shit.
00:36:50.000 Like my friends, I used to have more friends.
00:36:52.000 Yeah.
00:36:54.000 I got to do laundry.
00:36:56.000 I got shit I got to do.
00:36:57.000 Good point.
00:36:58.000 Yeah.
00:36:58.000 I haven't done my taxes in three years.
00:37:01.000 Is that illegal?
00:37:03.000 They probably owe you money, dude.
00:37:05.000 Nice.
00:37:06.000 I found out about whiskeys.
00:37:08.000 What do you got?
00:37:09.000 There's different types by country and by distill.
00:37:14.000 Distillery.
00:37:14.000 All right.
00:37:14.000 So the Scotch whiskey from Scotland, right?
00:37:16.000 Right, but Makersmark spells it W-S-K-Y instead of E-Y.
00:37:21.000 It's usually E-Y in the States. 0.72
00:37:23.000 Yeah, I know.
00:37:24.000 I think it's because their original guys were Scottish-related.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, that's how the Scotch whiskey, that's how it's spelt like that.
00:37:32.000 It's usually only distilled twice, ba, ba-ba.
00:37:34.000 Irish Scotch whiskey, American whiskey, and then there's, you know, bourbons, corn whiskey, malt whiskey, rye whiskey.
00:37:40.000 So all those Tennessee whiskeys and all that, bourbon and all that, that's just American bourbon.
00:37:45.000 I didn't know that.
00:37:46.000 I thought it was actually like a different type.
00:37:48.000 All right.
00:37:49.000 Hey, this is from John.
00:37:51.000 I went to like a right-wing meme page on Facebook, Book, and it asked me if I was sure I wanted to like and that I should double check to be sure.
00:38:01.000 No such warning with the left-wing pages.
00:38:04.000 That's pretty juicy.
00:38:06.000 So they're called Common Sense Extremist, McCarthyism Bit.
00:38:10.000 And it says, before you like this page, when you like a page, you'll see updates from it on your newsfeed.
00:38:16.000 You may want to review Common Sense Extremist to see if this types of content it usually shares.
00:38:21.000 Are you sure you want to like it?
00:38:24.000 And then he shows himself signing up to the Young Turks, and it's just nothing.
00:38:33.000 And go back to the what, did you show the other one?
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 That's fascinating.
00:38:39.000 It reminds me of this guy, that James O'Keefe thing that was leaked recently.
00:38:44.000 Remember that one?
00:38:46.000 Project Very Task.
00:38:48.000 Google Machine Learning Fairness Whistleblower Goes Public Says Burden Lifted Off My Soul.
00:38:52.000 Do you remember that guy?
00:38:53.000 He's so not hot.
00:38:57.000 Video, the police began looking for me.
00:38:59.000 Google sent threatening Letter to Google Insider Zachary Voorhees, possibly related to Jason from Friday the 13th.
00:39:06.000 They knew what I had done, and that letter contained several demands.
00:39:09.000 Hundreds of internal Google documents leaked to Project Veritas.
00:39:12.000 News, blacklist, human raiders, R-A-T-E-R-S, they rate humans. 0.97
00:39:18.000 Google Insider wants more insiders to blow whistle.
00:39:21.000 People have been waiting for this Google Snowden moment where somebody comes out and explains what everybody already knows to be true.
00:39:28.000 I felt that our entire election system was going to be compromised forever by this company that told the American public that it was not going to do any evil.
00:39:37.000 So this Google Insider basically said that after Trump won, Google changed its motto from do no evil to we need to stop Trump winning in 2020.
00:39:48.000 Not as catchy.
00:39:52.000 Unbelievable.
00:39:54.000 All right, next.
00:39:57.000 William DeValcourt.
00:39:59.000 Hey guys, big fans and all that shiz.
00:40:01.000 When Gavin was critiquing that video on a recent podcast, it made me think of this.
00:40:05.000 So I wanted to share.
00:40:06.000 Keep feeding and don't stop believing.
00:40:08.000 This better be a good video, William, or I'm going to be pissed.
00:40:11.000 Because that farting dude really pissed me off.
00:40:19.000 Is there multiple bullshits playing?
00:40:22.000 Wait, what's going on?
00:40:23.000 Is there multiple things playing?
00:40:25.000 Or that's what I'm talking about.
00:40:27.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:32.000 Shut the fuck up! 0.99
00:40:34.000 *sad*
00:40:44.000 What are we looking at?
00:40:47.000 Watch this incredible moment when a father of four hears silence for the first time.
00:40:51.000 Oh, I get it.
00:40:52.000 That's pretty funny.
00:40:56.000 That's pretty good.
00:40:57.000 It's a great concept.
00:40:58.000 I don't know.
00:41:02.000 This one is from Brandon H. It's called Cap's Clown World.
00:41:05.000 Brandon H. He took a picture of his computer screen with his weird, shitty PC keyboard from 1999.
00:41:19.000 Hey, that looks ergonomic.
00:41:23.000 What is the button?
00:41:24.000 Want to hear music?
00:41:26.000 Push music.
00:41:28.000 Want to take a picture?
00:41:29.000 Push the camera icon.
00:41:31.000 Settings is on the left.
00:41:33.000 And then, of course, feel free to check out our media center, complete with the Internet Explorer and the AOL chat, where you can send all kinds of emails.
00:41:43.000 On December 4th, A is on.
00:41:46.000 On December 11th, you put C on.
00:41:49.000 What the fuck?
00:41:50.000 Is that an illegal cable box, too?
00:41:52.000 From the early 90s.
00:41:54.000 Look at all the shitty cords back then.
00:41:56.000 And there's stains on everything and like dust.
00:41:59.000 Thanks for taking the aluminum foil that you have wrapped around the cords usually off before taking the picture.
00:42:05.000 What a fucking dirtbag.
00:42:08.000 What is this different days of the week where you have A on, C on?
00:42:12.000 Why do you have to write on?
00:42:14.000 Like, isn't that implied with that post-it note?
00:42:16.000 Can't it just say 12-4, A, 12-11, C, 12, whatever the fuck that is?
00:42:22.000 What do you think that is?
00:42:24.000 I don't know.
00:42:25.000 Weird.
00:42:26.000 This is troublesome.
00:42:27.000 Why wouldn't you just forward me the link?
00:42:30.000 Look at this MSN Sports Microsoft News.
00:42:33.000 You know, he looks at the news that comes up on his browser.
00:42:37.000 This guy just made the show.
00:42:40.000 This has got to be a boomer, right?
00:42:42.000 Yeah, this is a boomerang.
00:42:43.000 Who looks at an article and goes, oh, I got to show Gavin this.
00:42:53.000 Did he scan this?
00:42:55.000 This was a photo taken from a disposable camera, scanned it, sent it.
00:42:58.000 You have a camera button on your computer.
00:43:00.000 Can't that do a screen grab?
00:43:04.000 In the future, connecting the industry, vessel tracking.
00:43:08.000 What a weirdo.
00:43:11.000 What an absolute fucking weirdo.
00:43:13.000 Anyway, sorry, to get to your letter, Brandon.
00:43:16.000 Colin Kaepernick is the black Grinch for those who dream of a white America.
00:43:21.000 By Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, no less.
00:43:24.000 Wow, that's pretty good.
00:43:25.000 Why don't you have it up?
00:43:26.000 All right.
00:43:27.000 Dang it.
00:43:27.000 Oops.
00:43:30.000 So Colin Kaepernick sent a tweet on Thanksgiving and the white-wing media.
00:43:37.000 It must suck when you're a black dude like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar who became a Muslim when it was cool with Nation of Islam and everything. 1.00
00:43:44.000 And then they became terrible.
00:43:46.000 Then they became jihadists and uncool.
00:43:48.000 And you're stuck with the name Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
00:43:51.000 Like when Cat Stevens became Muslim, it was almost like he became Buddhist. 0.98
00:43:55.000 It was, oh, he became a weird Middle Eastern religion. 0.99
00:43:58.000 Sounds exciting.
00:43:59.000 Does he have a sword?
00:44:01.000 And now it's like, oh, you're the child fuckers.
00:44:03.000 Yeah.
00:44:04.000 Who blow up the World Trade Center.
00:44:06.000 Yeah.
00:44:07.000 Who beat women to death and throw gays off buildings and shoot Jews in the head.
00:44:12.000 That's such a cool name, Kareemi Kareem.
00:44:16.000 The white-wing media wants to make sure you know about it.
00:44:18.000 Breitbart, The Washington Times, Fox News, and the rest of the usual suspects quickly reported the contents of this provocative tweet.
00:44:27.000 Spent the morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50th anniversary of the occupation of Alcatraz.
00:44:32.000 The U.S. government has stolen over 1 billion acres of land from Indigenous people.
00:44:37.000 Thank you to my Indigenous family.
00:44:39.000 I'm with you today and always.
00:44:43.000 Wow.
00:44:45.000 All right.
00:44:45.000 I think that's enough.
00:44:47.000 That shook me out of Ryan's bad mood.
00:44:49.000 Yeah, that was great.
00:44:50.000 And made me laugh.
00:44:51.000 I like it when people are less good.
00:44:53.000 They're worse than I am.
00:44:54.000 I don't want to tarnish it with anything else.
00:44:58.000 So, yeah, this is the Christmas episodes.
00:45:00.000 Tomorrow will be more of the same reading mail.
00:45:03.000 Christmas Day, we still have a show.
00:45:04.000 We've got a lot of new shows coming up in the new year.
00:45:07.000 You'll be happy to see.
00:45:08.000 I'm going to say that as a little surprise, but you keep getting more bang for your buck, especially those who signed up when it was just this show.