Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E108 - GOD’S MUSIC [2020-01-07 - S02E108 - GOD’S MUSIC]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 Come on now.

00:00:35.000 What's up, dudes?

00:00:37.000 Do you like my new look?

00:00:38.000 By the way, I didn't shave or cut my hair the whole holiday.

00:00:44.000 I got more of a Grizzly Adams thing.

00:00:46.000 My wife suggested it.

00:00:47.000 She was really, let's say, inebriated one night on vacation.

00:00:55.000 And she said, your beard's gross.

00:00:58.000 And I said, should I shave it?

00:01:00.000 And she goes, no, that'd be worse.

00:01:04.000 Oh, wow.

00:01:05.000 Yeah, that was a crazy night.

00:01:10.000 That was Ozzie Osborne introducing the show.

00:01:14.000 A hell of a show tonight.

00:01:15.000 We got Nick Fuentes being gay. 0.99

00:01:18.000 We have God on the show talking about Satan and selling souls.

00:01:24.000 By the way, Satan, if you're watching this episode, here's a tip.

00:01:28.000 Go to every liberal in New York City, especially ones that work at the New York Times, and say, I will make all of these black people stabbing Jews into MAGA guys, white dudes, like the one that Juliet Smollett was talking about. 0.95

00:01:44.000 What's his name?

00:01:45.000 Jussie.

00:01:46.000 Juicy Smollett.

00:01:48.000 I'll turn them into Maggie guys, but I get your soul.

00:01:50.000 You will be...

00:01:54.000 They want that so bad.

00:02:05.000 When they found out that the guys doing the stabbings were black, and that it had been happening for a long time, and all the Williamsburg Hassids who were getting attacked is young black kids with no dad.

00:02:16.000 Fuck.

00:02:18.000 And when there was a philosophy behind it, like the black Hebrew Israelites, they went, shit. 1.00

00:02:25.000 But they still crowbar white supremacy into it.

00:02:28.000 And we'll get to that too.

00:02:30.000 I hope.

00:02:31.000 But first, I need to talk about that song.

00:02:34.000 I haven't checked in on Ozzy since his shit show of an What would you call it?

00:02:40.000 Drug exploitation where you see this fried guy on his MTV reality show and you just see this poor fried bastard going I don't even know how to work the fucking remote There's so many buttons I can't turn the bloody TV on It was like he was in hospice.

00:03:00.000 What the fuck's the matter with that guy?

00:03:05.000 I want to eat an avocado so it's not like in his hand a crumpled up piece of paper What's with his lips?

00:03:15.000 I think I'm going to get him a watch.

00:03:16.000 Why is he whistling?

00:03:20.000 Hi, Aussie.

00:03:22.000 How are you?

00:03:23.000 It's a brain-damaged man.

00:03:25.000 Hey, Aussie.

00:03:26.000 Hey, Doug.

00:03:27.000 Get your nitrous going.

00:03:29.000 Like, it would be funny if it was Alice Cooper or someone who was a death metal, scary, monster, Satan guy.

00:03:35.000 And then you see him, like, going golfing.

00:03:39.000 But this is just sad.

00:03:41.000 Anyway.

00:03:41.000 Enough.

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:44.000 So check out this video.

00:03:45.000 Dude seems to have plastic surgery disastered himself.

00:03:49.000 He looks fucking bizarre.

00:03:55.000 it out Well you gotta click on it straight to hell video You know what that's what I was I found the the straight to hell video it's it's just a lyric video.

00:04:08.000 Okay, wait here we go Okay, that's cool monsters He doesn't sit up the entire video A lot of like Antifa vibes too You know he reminds me of Corey Feldman.

00:04:25.000 Oh no, he definitely has a little look to that yeah man See what I mean that's Antifa Antifa are cool fighting the cops with what like plastic swords what are the oh did you see that go back it's just a split second gotta be fast look at that weird cartoon what is that

00:04:55.000 He looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

00:04:56.000 A little bit, yeah.

00:04:57.000 What the fuck have you done, Oz?

00:04:59.000 Grow a big white beard.

00:05:02.000 You're an old man. 0.96

00:05:05.000 You could be Satan with an old white beard.

00:05:07.000 You can still be scary.

00:05:09.000 I'm scary.

00:05:10.000 I got a white beard.

00:05:11.000 Look at this.

00:05:14.000 They're trying to be down with the Antifa kids.

00:05:16.000 I want to be a rebel like these rich NYU students.

00:05:19.000 They're holding plastic toys.

00:05:20.000 Wait, turn it up.

00:05:22.000 I can't hear shit.

00:05:23.000 Caitlyn Jenner's in her limo.

00:05:27.000 She can't drive any... 1.00

00:05:30.000 She killed two women. 1.00

00:05:32.000 It's an okay song.

00:05:39.000 It still sounds cool.

00:05:40.000 Defecate.

00:05:45.000 That's pretty badass.

00:05:46.000 So, is the plot of this...

00:05:52.000 Look at that face.

00:05:54.000 Why can't he stand in the video?

00:05:56.000 Prop him up with a broomstick or something.

00:05:58.000 Weekend at Ozzy's.

00:05:59.000 Holy shit.

00:06:01.000 What a loser.

00:06:03.000 Stand up.

00:06:08.000 And Antifa's not cool.

00:06:11.000 Even when they have guar props.

00:06:13.000 Devil is my best friend.

00:06:16.000 This is so L.A.

00:06:29.000 grandfather's mad at me he can't stand but he's gonna make me bleed with his Antifa troops is this Andy Node's nightmares oh my god Caitlin is that like Botox filler in his face?

00:06:47.000 What are you gonna do with the chainsaw, dude?

00:06:49.000 Cut the cops in half.

00:06:57.000 Breakdown.

00:06:58.000 Alright, this is all.

00:07:03.000 Remind me of this song Kale Hartman sent me.

00:07:05.000 The guy who had his life ruined by fake rape allegations?

00:07:05.000 Remember Kale?

00:07:08.000 Me too.

00:07:08.000 September.

00:07:11.000 But I was talking about our new favorite guy, Jerry Cinnamon, who is gifted by God.

00:07:19.000 God chooses certain people and just goes jeep.

00:07:22.000 I call them the yesterdays, based on the movie Yesterday, where this guy just seems to know all these songs because no one's heard of the Beatles.

00:07:30.000 There are a few people that have been yesterday, but there's others.

00:07:36.000 They seem to have sold their soul.

00:07:38.000 Anyway, we'll get to that.

00:07:39.000 But this guy, I think, was yesterday.

00:07:42.000 And he is, I believe his name is Billy Strings.

00:07:46.000 And he did this unbelievable song that I can't get enough of that he wrote.

00:07:53.000 That guy is a fucking bummer. 0.96

00:07:54.000 Get him out of the shit.

00:07:56.000 Chris Pontius?

00:07:57.000 Yeah, with the...

00:08:00.000 I hate people with bags.

00:08:02.000 We went out on that.

00:08:03.000 Maybe his shoes, that pub crawl, the Peaky Blinders thing, and everyone had a bag.

00:08:09.000 I'm like, what's in your fucking bag?

00:08:11.000 These are all huge, burly, heavyweight boxers.

00:08:13.000 I go, what's in your bag?

00:08:14.000 He goes, oh, a jacket.

00:08:15.000 It might get cold.

00:08:16.000 You put a jacket in a bag.

00:08:18.000 Yeah, like a little knapsack with strings.

00:08:22.000 That takes away from the aesthetic.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:27.000 What's in your bag?

00:08:28.000 A toothbrush?

00:08:33.000 I'm going to slap my knee.

00:08:35.000 No, I'm going to do a funny clap.

00:08:37.000 No, I don't know that.

00:08:39.000 I'll just hold on to my bag.

00:08:40.000 That sounds funny.

00:08:54.000 My tweeter friends have got me to the point of no return.

00:08:58.000 I just take my lighter to the bowl and watch it burn.

00:09:02.000 This life of sin, it's got me in.

00:09:05.000 Lord, it's got me back in prison once again.

00:09:09.000 I use my only phone call to contact my daddy.

00:09:14.000 I got 20 long years for some dust in the bag.

00:09:19.000 Dusty in the baggage catcher.

00:09:23.000 So good.

00:09:26.000 Why is that guy laughing?

00:09:29.000 This is hilarious.

00:09:30.000 This is a weird fake laugh.

00:09:34.000 His face is so painful and awkward.

00:09:41.000 He's a Cro-Magnon man.

00:09:42.000 They hate his guts.

00:09:46.000 Stop that fake laugh.

00:09:48.000 Get out of the world.

00:09:50.000 Go to another place.

00:09:51.000 It's my first time.

00:09:54.000 Woo! 0.99

00:09:55.000 Woo! 0.99

00:09:56.000 I don't even want to kill him because his body will still be on Earth.

00:09:59.000 Shoot him to the moon.

00:10:04.000 You got a dube under your fucking ear.

00:10:07.000 You got a dube under your fucking ear.

00:10:13.000 Wait, are you smoking it?

00:10:14.000 What are you doing with your dube?

00:10:15.000 Just giving it a blowjob? 1.00

00:10:17.000 Archie Bunker.

00:10:18.000 What are you doing?

00:10:19.000 I was just holding it in front of his face.

00:10:22.000 He's the worst guy in the world.

00:10:25.000 What are you doing?

00:10:26.000 chewing it.

00:10:35.000 This This has like 3 million views.

00:10:40.000 So three million people have had to look at this douche with the bare feet.

00:10:42.000 Yeah.

00:10:43.000 It's got me here.

00:10:43.000 Yeah.

00:10:45.000 Lord, it's got me back in prison.

00:10:48.000 It's going to have that Jimi Hendrix thing where the guitar just seems like an appendage.

00:10:52.000 Alright, that's not it.

00:10:53.000 I saw another video with Billy Strings.

00:10:55.000 It comes up as a recommendation when you see that one.

00:10:59.000 It's not on my list.

00:11:00.000 But it's him and two other guys.

00:11:02.000 Yeah.

00:11:03.000 Dude, his ears have been massacred.

00:11:06.000 He has Syrian refugee ear holes because he got gauges. 0.89

00:11:11.000 So one of them is just a big dangly hole hanging there.

00:11:15.000 And then the other is, look at that.

00:11:17.000 The other is right out of Lord of the Rings.

00:11:20.000 He's got an upside-down elf ear.

00:11:23.000 I want to start a charity where we pay for shit like that. 0.99

00:11:26.000 Fuck the kids in Africa with hair lip. 0.95

00:11:29.000 We want to get ex-hipsters normal earlobes. 1.00

00:11:33.000 I think it's $1,500.

00:11:35.000 When you add hipster to how good he is, it kind of takes away from the genuineness of the folk.

00:11:42.000 For me, at least.

00:11:43.000 It makes it seem like kind of a kitschy.

00:11:46.000 I think he went to jail.

00:11:47.000 That Dust in a Baggy song sounds very like first person.

00:11:53.000 Turn it up.

00:11:53.000 Yeah.

00:11:57.000 Can I just take a pill that makes me play guitar like that, please?

00:12:05.000 I could never learn that in a million years.

00:12:07.000 I was considering learning the other one.

00:12:10.000 Can you play that fast?

00:12:12.000 Yeah, fast, yeah.

00:12:18.000 I don't know.

00:12:19.000 It's really good.

00:12:22.000 All right, that's enough.

00:12:23.000 Sorry, long musical interlude.

00:12:26.000 I was thinking about some musical themes we could do, too, for the next few shows.

00:12:29.000 One is in Canada, the government makes sure that you play what they call CanCon, Canadian content.

00:12:36.000 And it makes for some of the shittiest fucking bands you've ever heard of in your life, and you've never heard of them in your life.

00:12:42.000 Platinum Blonde, The Parachute Club, Beulah.

00:12:50.000 And then, of course, we have the French Canadian, Eric Gagnon.

00:12:53.000 Double-vie! 0.99

00:12:55.000 Whoa.

00:12:56.000 It's just some shocking stuff.

00:12:58.000 Maybe we should do a whole Canadian music Special because every time I'm in the car with my wife in Canada, she goes, What the fuck is this on the radio?

00:13:06.000 I go, It's Stand Up by the Parachute Club.

00:13:08.000 What are you, deaf? 0.98

00:13:12.000 Another thing I'd like to do is a whole thing on the DC hardcore scene because, sort of post-hardcore, there were some great bands like Shudder to Think, and DC Discord Records would put out this compilation called State of the Union that has some great songs, including some beautiful acoustic jams.

00:13:29.000 That could be fun.

00:13:30.000 But as far as today goes, I want to introduce a new segment called Diarrhea or Cocaine.

00:13:39.000 This is 1-3.

00:13:41.000 This is Michael Bay on stage helping to promote Samsung's curved TVs.

00:13:48.000 And he can't handle doing his speech.

00:13:51.000 I think the monitor breaks and he has a meltdown.

00:13:54.000 I can't figure out if this guy has to take a shit really badly or if he did a huge rail right before he came on stage, which I did in Vice Days as a young man, and it never turns out well.

00:14:06.000 You always just come out and go, hey, I don't know what I'm doing.

00:14:10.000 So I'll let you try to figure out if this guy's bowels are about to explode or his eyeballs are about to fall out of his head.

00:14:16.000 Director and producer, Michael Bay.

00:14:18.000 A megaphone, he's a director.

00:14:25.000 How is everyone today?

00:14:27.000 My job as a director is I get to dream for a living.

00:14:35.000 Michael, you know, you're known for such unbelievable action.

00:14:40.000 What inspires you?

00:14:41.000 How do you come up with these unbelievable?

00:14:44.000 I create visual worlds that are so beyond everyone's normal life experiences.

00:14:48.000 And Hollywood is a place that creates a viewer escape.

00:14:55.000 And what I try to do is, as a director, I try to cut.

00:15:02.000 The type is all off, sorry, but I'll just wing this.

00:15:05.000 Tell us what you think.

00:15:06.000 Yeah.

00:15:06.000 Pretty simple.

00:15:07.000 We'll wing it right now.

00:15:10.000 I try to take people on an emotional ride.

00:15:13.000 And the curve?

00:15:20.000 How do you think it's going to impact how viewers experience your movies?

00:15:25.000 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

00:15:26.000 I'm sorry.

00:15:28.000 Okay.

00:15:29.000 Did he hold his ass?

00:15:30.000 Ladies and gentlemen, let's thank Michael.

00:15:31.000 Let me go back.

00:15:31.000 He held his ass.

00:15:33.000 How viewers experience your movies.

00:15:35.000 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

00:15:37.000 I'm sorry.

00:15:38.000 No, I don't.

00:15:38.000 Okay.

00:15:39.000 He puts his hands behind his back like a duck walk like this.

00:15:42.000 For sure.

00:15:43.000 Okay.

00:15:43.000 Right there.

00:15:44.000 Yeah, that did seem hurried.

00:15:47.000 Behind the TV.

00:15:49.000 I'm going to go with diarrhea.

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:52.000 I'm going to go with diarrhea.

00:15:54.000 Let's look at the hands.

00:15:55.000 Let's look at the hands.

00:15:56.000 This is only the second time I've been happy to have diarrhea.

00:16:01.000 To get diarrhea.

00:16:03.000 The other time I was playing Scrabble and I got it on a triple word score.

00:16:08.000 I had the two R's.

00:16:10.000 I really, I don't know what my score was.

00:16:11.000 It was like 85.

00:16:16.000 What do you think?

00:16:17.000 So we're both going with diarrhea?

00:16:18.000 I think diarrhea.

00:16:19.000 Diarrhea.

00:16:20.000 Yeah.

00:16:24.000 Diarrhea.

00:16:25.000 Every time you mention diarrhea, we lose another female subscriber. 0.95

00:16:29.000 And every time you fart around your wife, a blowjob loses its wings. 0.99

00:16:33.000 Which brings us to, speaking of Hollywood, there's been some more Golden Globe coverage.

00:16:38.000 Now, we did it to death yesterday, but there's a couple things I need to squeeze in.

00:16:43.000 And mostly it's the backlash, which is awesome.

00:16:47.000 You know, when I watched, when I saw, I'm sorry, the type's all screwed.

00:16:57.000 I'll just wing it.

00:17:00.000 I saw um I'm sorry the curve uh Ladies and gentlemen, Gavin McInnes.

00:17:14.000 I don't know.

00:17:21.000 When I saw Blue Steel, what's that?

00:17:24.000 Zoolander?

00:17:25.000 Yeah.

00:17:25.000 I watched it.

00:17:26.000 I thought it was okay.

00:17:26.000 Whatever.

00:17:27.000 Kind of funny.

00:17:28.000 But I thought, wouldn't it be awesome if male models were pissed off at this movie? 0.99

00:17:31.000 Like, Blue Steel's not a fucking look.

00:17:34.000 That's not how we act.

00:17:35.000 This is bullshit.

00:17:37.000 And my wife worked in fashion, and she did tell me she managed to scrounge up a couple guys who were pissed off about it.

00:17:42.000 Not that exciting.

00:17:43.000 But when the Golden Globes thing was going on, I thought, wouldn't it be great if there were some celebs or at least some sycophants who were pissed off?

00:17:52.000 And they go, you're taking the luster off my star.

00:17:55.000 Because LA is predicated on the myth that celebrities are special.

00:18:01.000 You strip that away, it becomes the Rust Belt.

00:18:04.000 It becomes Detroit.

00:18:07.000 LA without luster is Detroit without cars.

00:18:11.000 And Ricky Gervais just went and tore the luster off.

00:18:18.000 So there was two articles.

00:18:22.000 One of them was the LA Times.

00:18:25.000 This is 2-2.

00:18:27.000 It's a Muslim, of course.

00:18:28.000 Lorraine Alley.

00:18:30.000 Her background is like writing about Billy Idol and stuff.

00:18:32.000 She's a music critic, but in LA, that's considered an academic.

00:18:38.000 So she's got a review.

00:18:39.000 Politics reigned at the Golden Globes.

00:18:42.000 Too bad Ricky Gervais didn't notice.

00:18:44.000 Ricky Gervais said at the beginning of the awards show, let's reign in the politics, and then the politics was reigned in.

00:18:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:18:51.000 He doesn't have a time machine.

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 So the headline shows how fucking stupid she is. 1.00

00:18:57.000 I'm sorry.

00:18:58.000 This is going to come across as fairly sexist, but women can't write. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Like they always spell names wrong.

00:19:04.000 They don't get general concepts.

00:19:06.000 Here's what I think they're doing wrong.

00:19:08.000 When you write an article, let it fester for one day.

00:19:11.000 So finish it one day before the deadline, then let it fester and you'll remember shit.

00:19:16.000 Like, wait a minute, I'm saying Ricky didn't notice, but he told people not to be political at the very beginning of the thing.

00:19:22.000 So that doesn't make any sense.

00:19:25.000 Despite Ricky's scolding, the politics, nah, I got to work on my headline.

00:19:33.000 You just fix it like right there, kind of.

00:19:35.000 Despite, you know.

00:19:39.000 She could have said, Ricky rails at relatively apolitical show.

00:19:46.000 Or Ricky calls Golden Ricky complains Golden Globes too political.

00:19:52.000 No, Ricky complains relatively apolitical Golden Globes was quote unquote too political.

00:19:58.000 Something like that.

00:19:59.000 Anyway, fix it for you.

00:20:02.000 So here she is saying, but at the Beverly Hilton, where the three-hour plus ceremony took place, the mood was already sober thanks to an impeachment, the threat of war with Iran, and devastating bushfires in Australia.

00:20:15.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:17.000 25 people have died in Australia.

00:20:19.000 That's terrible, but it's a bad weekend in the south side of Chicago.

00:20:22.000 No one's concerned in America about Australia besides celebrities that want to show off.

00:20:29.000 Go outside right now and say, how about Australia, huh?

00:20:33.000 And people go, I'm sorry, the kangaroo place?

00:20:36.000 You mean Crocodile ND?

00:20:37.000 No, the fires.

00:20:38.000 Oh, yeah, I heard there were some fires there.

00:20:40.000 What?

00:20:40.000 Like, we've had fires in California to worry about.

00:20:43.000 They came from Australian trees, by the way.

00:20:44.000 Really?

00:20:45.000 Oh.

00:20:45.000 They're a first world country.

00:20:47.000 Am I wrong?

00:20:48.000 Yes.

00:20:50.000 No, you're not wrong.

00:20:52.000 So why would they need to help them?

00:20:54.000 And people are saying, send money down.

00:20:54.000 I don't know.

00:20:56.000 Yeah, that's what they need, money.

00:20:58.000 There's one thing fires hate, it's money.

00:20:59.000 Money's flammable, by the way.

00:21:01.000 There's only so many hoses you can spray anywhere.

00:21:05.000 So yeah, she says the mood at the Beverly Hilton was somber thanks to an impeachment.

00:21:09.000 I thought that was a victory for you guys.

00:21:10.000 So that should put you in a good mood.

00:21:12.000 The threat of war with Iran.

00:21:13.000 What are you, what are we, 10?

00:21:15.000 What am I, 10?

00:21:16.000 What am I five?

00:21:17.000 What am I five?

00:21:19.000 And devastating bushfires.

00:21:20.000 Anyway, the last thing needed was for the smirking master of ceremonies to reprimand them for having hope or taunt the room for trying to use their influence to change things for the better.

00:21:31.000 That's the whole point, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:21:35.000 They don't influence us.

00:21:38.000 Leonardo DiCaprio is not helping climate change by saying, watch out for climate change.

00:21:42.000 No one gives a shit what he says.

00:21:45.000 Maybe little kids retweet it a bunch, but actual humans, no.

00:21:51.000 They don't give a fuck.

00:21:53.000 So there's this myth that famous people have 3.5 million followers on Twitter.

00:21:58.000 So if they say something, it's using their platform to really send out a no.

00:22:05.000 Say you have 3.5 million followers and say, everyone here should read War in Peace.

00:22:10.000 Is it Dostievsky?

00:22:12.000 It's a really good book.

00:22:13.000 Like three copies will get read.

00:22:16.000 Coming from a celebrity, it means nothing.

00:22:20.000 Patricia Arquette, a winner for the Act, noted that the continent of Australia is on fire.

00:22:28.000 Oh, it's Tolstoy.

00:22:29.000 War in Peace.

00:22:30.000 Tolstoy.

00:22:31.000 The continent of Australia is not on fire.

00:22:33.000 It's on the outskirts.

00:22:36.000 Within a speech condemning President Trump's recent targeted killing of Iran's general Suli Amani, while Fosse Verde winner Michelle Williams, we discussed this yesterday, user acceptance speech to defend abortion rights.

00:22:47.000 Even Gervais eventually relented, sending off the telecast with please donate to Australia.

00:22:53.000 Jesus, fuck.

00:22:54.000 And then we had, so that was the LA Times.

00:22:57.000 And The Guardian, exact same person, by the way.

00:23:01.000 I'm not happy with this acronym, Ball, Boomer Angry Woman Liberal, but they just keep popping up.

00:23:07.000 Someone told me you should use the term Hillerite.

00:23:10.000 That's a better name.

00:23:11.000 Yeah.

00:23:12.000 Look at 2-3.

00:23:13.000 Jim Norton had a good point about that last quote.

00:23:17.000 He said, Ricky Gervais didn't, quote unquote, reprimand them for having hope, you stupid biased ass.

00:23:24.000 You got to say bitch, Jim. 1.00

00:23:26.000 He mocked them for being self-important, phony woke, and hypocritical.

00:23:30.000 Obviously, Jim Norton, like the band Vampire Weekend, doesn't give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

00:23:35.000 He should have had a comma before that end.

00:23:40.000 But again, a ball over at The Guardian.

00:23:42.000 This is 2-4.

00:23:43.000 If there's a place for cheap humor, it's at Friday Night Work Drinks After One Too Many, an episode of South Park, or in a Best Man's Risque speech.

00:23:52.000 It's certainly not on the stage that birthed the Me Too movement.

00:23:56.000 One that should respect its power for mass influence.

00:24:02.000 I love it.

00:24:04.000 It's like Gervais said, will you make fun of the British monarchy?

00:24:08.000 You have your own monarchy, and people worship it.

00:24:11.000 And here is a British person worshiping the American monarchy.

00:24:14.000 The awards were certainly not free from activism, much to Gervais'chagrin, I imagine.

00:24:20.000 Powerful speeches were given by actors, including Jennifer Aniston on climate change, Joaquin Phoenix on veganism, Michelle Williams on abortion rights, and Patricia Arquette on the conflict between Iran and the US.

00:24:39.000 But any meaningful...

00:24:53.000 He wasn't making schoolboy jokes.

00:24:54.000 He pointed out that Jeffrey Epstein is your friend, Hollywood, and he raped kids.

00:25:01.000 Didn't he fuck like 15 and 16 year olds?

00:25:03.000 I'm starting to defend these people.

00:25:05.000 I don't know.

00:25:06.000 Like, didn't 16 year old girls voluntarily get on the plane? 1.00

00:25:11.000 I don't know.

00:25:12.000 Am I going to hell?

00:25:14.000 The age of consent in America is 17.

00:25:18.000 He just likes them a little too young, perhaps, maybe.

00:25:21.000 I always pictured that they were just, he was like baby trafficking for some reason.

00:25:27.000 At least they're trying to use their platform for good and shouldn't be taken lightly.

00:25:33.000 And then here's my favorite line.

00:25:34.000 Remember the other day I was talking about how there's certain sentences I want to amalgamate as sentences that sum up the decade?

00:25:40.000 There was that one about the guy who said, let's face it, parents often don't know what's best for their kids.

00:25:46.000 The community has to raise it.

00:25:48.000 Little sentences like that.

00:25:49.000 Here's one of those sentences.

00:25:52.000 I want to look up to anything that has at least a little craftsmanship to it so that Hollywood feels above Me with its otherworldly talent.

00:26:08.000 I want to look up to something so that Hollywood feels above me.

00:26:15.000 And Gervaise comes along and goes, Why?

00:26:18.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:26:23.000 That's stupid.

00:26:26.000 Why do you want, like, I keep saying that to people at the, you know, the White House, oh, Trump isn't presidential.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, fuck the president.

00:26:36.000 Don't trust these people.

00:26:37.000 No one's better than you.

00:26:39.000 Don't imbue them.

00:26:41.000 Oh, Bernie, can you handle my finances for me and then dole out what you think I deserve?

00:26:45.000 Can you be in charge of me?

00:26:48.000 You know better than me about me and my family.

00:26:51.000 Can you decide what happens?

00:26:53.000 The White House is just a glorified DMV.

00:26:56.000 All those shitty, lazy people you see when you get your driver's license, those are the ones making policies. 0.99

00:27:01.000 That's Maxime Waters.

00:27:02.000 That's Nancy Pelosi.

00:27:05.000 You know, if she were to look up to the Golden Globes as a thing with craft.

00:27:10.000 I see your face while you're talking.

00:27:11.000 Then she... 1.00

00:27:15.000 Yeah, if she were to take that advice and look up to something that feels otherworldly and above her, then she wouldn't be writing a scathing thing about the host of the thing.

00:27:26.000 Why?

00:27:27.000 Because it's on TV.

00:27:30.000 So she wants to get lost in this whole like, wow, this is a show and I want to be.

00:27:35.000 Yeah, but Ricky Gervais is the anti-celebrity.

00:27:37.000 Like Trump is the anti-politician.

00:27:39.000 But it's still a part of the show.

00:27:41.000 But he was mocking the show.

00:27:43.000 Yeah, but it's still on the TV and she's not. 0.96

00:27:45.000 So he's above the show.

00:27:46.000 No, stop.

00:27:47.000 Just no.

00:27:48.000 By the way, with your hair right now, you look like you're being born.

00:27:53.000 Those look like pubes and you look like you're coming out of your mother's Puerto Rican vagina. 1.00

00:27:58.000 Wait, my face is coming out of the pubes.

00:28:00.000 Yeah, that's pubes. 1.00

00:28:01.000 Your hair is pubes.

00:28:02.000 Right.

00:28:03.000 I can't account for the neck and the t-shirt.

00:28:06.000 Those should be legs there. 1.00

00:28:08.000 Gotcha.

00:28:08.000 There should be woman's legs there.

00:28:10.000 Oh, I get you.

00:28:11.000 Yeah, you look like you're being born.

00:28:13.000 So there shouldn't be more muff down here? 0.97

00:28:15.000 No, that's the female taint. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:28:19.000 Which is a very small item.

00:28:20.000 And a very good band.

00:28:22.000 By the way, I'm sure everyone's seen this by now, but let's just, for the sake of mentioning Australia, because our heart goes out to them.

00:28:28.000 The continent is not on fire.

00:28:30.000 It's a very shitty fire.

00:28:31.000 It's killed 25 people.

00:28:34.000 We've had worse Muslim shootings. 1.00

00:28:39.000 And by the way, I know that your entire neighborhood is on fire.

00:28:43.000 Watch the F-bombs, please.

00:28:46.000 Language, guys.

00:28:49.000 Holy fuck.

00:28:51.000 That behind me is fucking Malacuda. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Fuck.

00:28:58.000 Malacuda.

00:28:59.000 We decided to fuck off from the fucking house.

00:29:04.000 Fuck it.

00:29:05.000 Because now the fire front's come through.

00:29:09.000 Everyone's safe and sound.

00:29:11.000 Got the girls and the dogs up the front.

00:29:13.000 Got supplies, but I hope everyone's fucking just fucking fuck the houses, man.

00:29:20.000 Get into the water.

00:29:21.000 It's fucking chaos.

00:29:25.000 Fuck.

00:29:26.000 There's anything like it.

00:29:28.000 How long can you stay out there?

00:29:32.000 On the sea there?

00:29:33.000 Yeah.

00:29:33.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:29:34.000 I guess you sort of go along the periphery of the coast until you find somewhere not on fire.

00:29:38.000 Damn.

00:29:41.000 Anyway.

00:29:44.000 Don't send money to Australia.

00:29:46.000 They don't need it.

00:29:47.000 Send water.

00:29:48.000 Send hoses. 0.58

00:29:51.000 Send hosers. 1.00

00:29:53.000 Send fucking hosers, eh? 1.00

00:29:55.000 Hey, fire, why'd you go fuck off there, bud?

00:29:59.000 All right, let's get back to the important news.

00:30:01.000 Nick Fuentes is gay. 0.91

00:30:03.000 Whoa.

00:30:04.000 Yes.

00:30:06.000 This just came out.

00:30:08.000 No, we knew something was up with him.

00:30:12.000 Oh, he's on a date here with Catboy.

00:30:14.000 They went to get some chips, as we say in the British colonies.

00:30:19.000 Who's this Cat Boy?

00:30:21.000 Catboy is clearly a gay prostitute, sex worker. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Wow.

00:30:25.000 Let's watch them being gay lords. 1.00

00:30:29.000 You just fucked my chips. 0.67

00:30:31.000 You know, the reason why that's this idea that's been brought into the zeitgeist, right?

00:30:39.000 Can you hear what he's saying?

00:30:40.000 He said, do you know about this idea that's been brought into the zeitgeist?

00:30:44.000 This is an analyst because we're dangerous together.

00:30:50.000 to stop men from making relationships because we're dangerous when we're together.

00:30:55.000 Yeah!

00:30:55.000 Oh, it's like, oh, you give your friend a hug, oh, yay.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, you miss your friend on the list.

00:31:00.000 Oh, yay.

00:31:02.000 Oh, you have a shell with your friend.

00:31:05.000 Jay.

00:31:08.000 Belly's fall.

00:31:10.000 And that looks pretty gay, but we thought maybe he's just joking around.

00:31:15.000 So we decided to try it, Orion and I. That's right.

00:31:18.000 Ourselves.

00:31:19.000 And this is what happened.

00:31:23.000 So there's a thing in the Zeitgeist where they're realizing that it's cool for two buddies to sleep together in the same bed and to shower together and snuggle and stuff.

00:31:36.000 Bro cuddling.

00:31:37.000 Maybe smooch. 0.97

00:31:38.000 I don't know about smooching, but tickle each other. 0.96

00:31:40.000 Maybe lie on each other for both fish in the same way and fart. 0.54

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:45.000 Like that's not a 69, it's like a 99.

00:31:49.000 That's funny.

00:31:51.000 And that's considered cool.

00:31:53.000 Wow.

00:31:54.000 How does that feel?

00:31:58.000 That's kind of weird.

00:32:00.000 Yeah, it feels gay.

00:32:05.000 So, I mean, we tried it.

00:32:07.000 We researched it.

00:32:08.000 Yeah.

00:32:09.000 And it felt gay.

00:32:10.000 A little bit.

00:32:11.000 What's 1-5?

00:32:12.000 Someone was saying that the Groypers would even defend something like this.

00:32:23.000 Nick Cocksuckers will defend him going on a 10-hour date with this guy.

00:32:27.000 Is that the same guy?

00:32:28.000 Catboy looks like it's Catboy.

00:32:30.000 So Catboy is what is he?

00:32:33.000 Queer positive anime guy? 0.59

00:32:35.000 No, I think he's straight.

00:32:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:37.000 I watched a Nick addressing this thing, and he's not a sex worker.

00:32:42.000 He's not gay. 0.63

00:32:44.000 Notice the anime girls in the background, and they just went on a thing.

00:32:49.000 And I think what he was trying to say is that for some reason in the zeitgeist, there's this, hey, it's gay to hang out with guys, so that way they're not, you don't bond and start basically like, you're making it.

00:33:06.000 Nick is getting too powerful.

00:33:08.000 He has too much appeal.

00:33:10.000 So he must be sabotaged.

00:33:12.000 So fake alt-right dudes and the far, far-right is chuck a block with feds and liberals and ADL and SPLC and all of these social workers who get in there and try to foment dissent.

00:33:30.000 And the best way to do that is to address the fears of 14-year-olds.

00:33:35.000 What's a 14-year-old boy's biggest fear?

00:33:38.000 Faggotry. 1.00

00:33:39.000 I saw Rocky Horror when I was 13, and the gay scene in it where Frankenfer seduces Barry Bostwick, it was like a thorn. 1.00

00:33:51.000 I loved the movie, but then there was this thing in it, like a tumor.

00:33:56.000 Now, if I were to watch it now, I'd be like, I don't know what I'm eating there, I guess, fries.

00:34:01.000 Oh, he's a fag. 1.00

00:34:03.000 It wouldn't, it would just bounce off.

00:34:06.000 I'm over faggotry. 1.00

00:34:07.000 I like that's how you watch movies.

00:34:11.000 I eat long fries.

00:34:13.000 I smuggle them in.

00:34:13.000 Yeah.

00:34:14.000 You watch Star Wars?

00:34:15.000 You're like, flying.

00:34:18.000 Oh, they're fighting like Darth Vader or whatever.

00:34:21.000 That would be so annoying.

00:34:23.000 By the way, speaking of Michael Bay, didn't he do Ryan Reynolds' new movie on Netflix?

00:34:28.000 Was that Michael Bay?

00:34:30.000 That seemed like a Michael Bay.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, what is it called?

00:34:32.000 Six Underground or something?

00:34:34.000 Yeah.

00:34:35.000 Sorry to go off of a tangent, folks, but on Christmas vacation, Ryan and I stayed in one day because it was raining.

00:34:40.000 And we watched Paul Blart Mall Cop.

00:34:44.000 Great movie.

00:34:46.000 That includes criminals who come to take over the mall and rob everyone's like, I don't know, big Christmas Day bonus, whatever.

00:34:56.000 And the gang is made up of parkour people, skateboarders, and BMX stunt guys.

00:35:04.000 That's the gang.

00:35:05.000 So there's scenes of the cops, you know, chasing a guy on a skateboard who's doing Ollies and shit.

00:35:10.000 And then the parkour guy is jumping up the elevator, which is fucking stupid and gay. 1.00

00:35:16.000 And then we watch the new Netflix Ryan Reynolds movie.

00:35:20.000 Exact same thing.

00:35:21.000 Yep.

00:35:22.000 Their main guy's a parkour, dude.

00:35:24.000 And bad guys are busting out skateboards.

00:35:27.000 It is so fucking bad.

00:35:30.000 There's one, my favorite scene in it is they have a toast to this next mission.

00:35:36.000 The angle, there's so much promotion in this movie.

00:35:39.000 First of all, the whole setup is them going to different places in Europe and taking advantage of the various film shooting tax breaks that you get in Europe.

00:35:48.000 But there's a scene where they're making a toast and the camera is facing the Captain Morgan's rum and the glasses.

00:35:55.000 The actors are in the background blurry.

00:35:59.000 Exactly the same as Captain Morgan's commercial would be.

00:36:04.000 Anyway, same thing with Mall Cop too.

00:36:07.000 There's a lot of product.

00:36:08.000 Oh, yeah, well, it's shot in a mall.

00:36:09.000 They were actually the same movie.

00:36:11.000 If I wasn't lazy, I would, or maybe we should do that.

00:36:15.000 Should we do a video?

00:36:16.000 Outline how they're the same movie.

00:36:18.000 Six Underground is Paul Blart Mall Cop. 0.90

00:36:21.000 Yeah.

00:36:21.000 Five Reasons Why.

00:36:22.000 Okay, I will do that video.

00:36:24.000 Let me write that down.

00:36:28.000 So there's the promotion.

00:36:30.000 Sorry, you have to watch us have an editorial meeting live.

00:36:34.000 There's the promotion.

00:36:36.000 There's the skaters.

00:36:39.000 Parkour.

00:36:39.000 I'll count all those as different ones.

00:36:45.000 And then I think they both have a thing where you shoot a gas thing and it explodes.

00:36:49.000 Anyway, did Michael Bay direct this or not?

00:36:51.000 He did.

00:36:54.000 There's...

00:36:54.000 Totally makes sense.

00:36:55.000 It's just like...

00:37:01.000 There he is.

00:37:02.000 If there's one thing you need when you're pulling off a heist, it's a guy to jump from building to building.

00:37:08.000 Why, you ask?

00:37:09.000 I don't know.

00:37:10.000 He'd be on his mic and he'd say, yeah, they're coming around the corner.

00:37:13.000 Couldn't you do that with a drone?

00:37:16.000 Look at this.

00:37:19.000 So many fucking vias in Italy.

00:37:21.000 Run way! 0.91

00:37:23.000 Come back!

00:37:24.000 Wrong way, he yells.

00:37:25.000 I can't see you.

00:37:26.000 I'm in a car in an alleyway going 120 miles an hour.

00:37:30.000 I can't take parkour tips.

00:37:33.000 Run the corner.

00:37:35.000 Anyway, same movie.

00:37:38.000 That'll be a funny video we should do.

00:37:43.000 So yeah.

00:37:44.000 So what they want to do is they want to sabotage Nick.

00:37:48.000 And the best way to do that, the best way to make young men hate you is to convince the world you're gay. 0.98

00:37:54.000 Now, 22-year-olds don't care.

00:37:57.000 People would say that to me all the time.

00:37:58.000 I remember we used to ironically like Screwdriver, which were a Nazi band.

00:38:03.000 And people would try to shock us by going, you know, Ian Stewart was gay, right?

00:38:08.000 Okay.

00:38:10.000 Congratulations.

00:38:12.000 That doesn't end anyone for me.

00:38:15.000 Yeah.

00:38:16.000 Why would I give a shit who's gay? 1.00

00:38:18.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:38:19.000 Anyway, they did it to me too.

00:38:23.000 I hashtag me too.

00:38:25.000 So I come from a jackass world where butts are funny. 0.95

00:38:28.000 I have a tattoo of a butt on my butt with a tattoo of a butt on its butt. 0.71

00:38:32.000 I have a tattoo on my butt.

00:38:33.000 What's the tattoo on your butt?

00:38:35.000 Smiley face.

00:38:36.000 Why'd you get that?

00:38:37.000 I didn't know you had that.

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:40.000 Wait.

00:38:42.000 It's right there.

00:38:44.000 What a weird, gross, fat smile.

00:38:47.000 I made that.

00:38:48.000 Is it eating a burrito?

00:38:49.000 No.

00:38:51.000 You have a tattoo of your ass of a guy barfing out a burrito.

00:38:54.000 No, I've...

00:38:56.000 It's my own smiley face.

00:38:58.000 Oh, my own smiley face.

00:39:00.000 See, people say that Ryan hasn't invented anything or done anything of note.

00:39:00.000 I pioneered.

00:39:04.000 Oh, really?

00:39:05.000 He invented a burrito smiley face.

00:39:07.000 It's cute.

00:39:08.000 What have you done?

00:39:11.000 What are you showing us now?

00:39:13.000 That's not what I saw.

00:39:15.000 No, that's a normal mouth.

00:39:16.000 Your mouth is like a big fat tumor banana.

00:39:20.000 Oh, damn it.

00:39:21.000 Well, I didn't.

00:39:23.000 It's open-mouthed.

00:39:24.000 Your emoji's open-mouthed.

00:39:27.000 Dang it.

00:39:27.000 I've never said open-mouthed.

00:39:29.000 I haven't seen it in a while.

00:39:31.000 You know, another thing we watched.

00:39:34.000 So you were talking about butts, though.

00:39:35.000 Sorry.

00:39:35.000 Oh, sorry.

00:39:36.000 Back to butts.

00:39:38.000 Welcome back to Back to Buts, where we talk about all butts, all things butt all the time.

00:39:43.000 Back to butts.

00:39:46.000 Actual butts. 1.00

00:39:49.000 So yeah, a long time ago on my old show, we were talking about how Hillary Clinton is a terrible dancer.

00:39:56.000 And I go, she dances like she has something up her ass. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Now, Compound Media had a lot of butt plugs hanging around because they'd have porn stars on their shows. 1.00

00:40:04.000 We'd have porn stars on our shows. 1.00

00:40:04.000 I guess I did too. 1.00

00:40:06.000 So I saw a butt plug on the shelf.

00:40:08.000 I go, watch this.

00:40:09.000 I managed to get like part of the top of the butt plug up my ass. 1.00

00:40:14.000 And then I start dancing around better than Hillary with something up my ass.

00:40:20.000 Pretty stupid joke.

00:40:20.000 I've done this cotton joke a million times.

00:40:24.000 I once said, you know how they say, I once did a magic trick on the street where I had a butt cheeks pierced together?

00:40:35.000 I had the card up my ass.

00:40:37.000 So I'm like, what's your card?

00:40:38.000 It's called Street Carnage Street Magic.

00:40:38.000 What's your card?

00:40:40.000 I'm not sure it's still on.

00:40:41.000 But it was a fake, the deck was all the same card.

00:40:45.000 So I had some fake cards stashed in my body.

00:40:49.000 And so this girl chooses a card and I go, was it this?

00:40:52.000 Was it this?

00:40:54.000 And it's none of those.

00:40:55.000 And then eventually I have it rolled up in a condom in my butt.

00:40:59.000 So I pull it out and unravel it.

00:41:01.000 And that's her card.

00:41:03.000 Here, turn it up.

00:41:04.000 Maybe I should grow my hair long again.

00:41:06.000 That was a cool dude.

00:41:09.000 What have we here?

00:41:13.000 These are tourists going, you suck, because I kept getting it wrong.

00:41:16.000 And then I waited till they were leaving.

00:41:18.000 Oh, well.

00:41:19.000 Sorry for wasting your time.

00:41:22.000 That's it.

00:41:25.000 Annoyed Europeans in Chinatown. 1.00

00:41:27.000 That wasn't great.

00:41:30.000 Goodbye.

00:41:30.000 Sorry.

00:41:34.000 A lot harder than I thought.

00:41:36.000 Wait, wait.

00:41:37.000 I just thought of something.

00:41:38.000 Hold on.

00:41:39.000 I think I know where it is.

00:41:41.000 Was this the card?

00:41:42.000 Oh my God.

00:41:47.000 Oh my God.

00:41:50.000 It's hard to get out.

00:41:51.000 There's a lot of resistance there.

00:41:54.000 Was this the card?

00:41:57.000 I know how you did that.

00:41:59.000 You had 52 cards in your ass.

00:42:02.000 And so no matter what they picked.

00:42:04.000 Well, while everyone was doing that, I was sorting the cards with my anal lips. 0.59

00:42:09.000 That's a lot of them.

00:42:10.000 With the walls of my rectum, I was shuffling the cards.

00:42:14.000 One second.

00:42:16.000 Have your card.

00:42:18.000 Dude, I can see you wincing.

00:42:19.000 You're obviously shuffling 52 cards in your asshole.

00:42:21.000 You're obviously butt shuffling. 0.96

00:42:25.000 And then I noticed when I was on the way to that trick, I was in a bad mood.

00:42:28.000 And I thought, holy shit, what's up your ass makes sense.

00:42:33.000 Yeah.

00:42:34.000 Because you are in a bad mood when something's up your ass.

00:42:36.000 And then I thought, well, that saying, who pissed in your cornflakes, maybe that makes you grumpy too.

00:42:40.000 So I pissed at a bowl of cornflakes and ate it and burnt my tongue to shreds.

00:42:44.000 It's like it really hurts your tongue.

00:42:49.000 Same way hot water does, like your tongue stings after.

00:42:52.000 Interesting.

00:42:53.000 Anyway, the alt-right hates my guts.

00:42:58.000 And I think the spies among the alt-right, sorry, there's two separate things here.

00:43:03.000 The alt-right hate my guts because I shekel, what it was, I shill.

00:43:08.000 Shekel for Hebs or something?

00:43:09.000 Jews, shekels. 1.00

00:43:12.000 And I'm a race mixer.

00:43:13.000 No, cuck for shekels. 1.00

00:43:14.000 Don't hate fags.

00:43:15.000 That's it.

00:43:15.000 I cuck for shekels.

00:43:18.000 But this particular group, I don't think are bona fide alt-right.

00:43:21.000 I think they're the spies.

00:43:22.000 And these spies became obsessed with my butt plug.

00:43:26.000 And every comment, there's always in YouTube videos, there's always a comment about butt plug, and he puts butt plugs up their ass. 0.81

00:43:31.000 And they made it into me like on my show, anally sodomizing myself, like going, uh, keep watching, guys.

00:43:41.000 Like I do, I'm a cam boy now.

00:43:46.000 Your little chimes go off, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:43:49.000 Thank you, guys.

00:43:50.000 Thanks, Matt.

00:43:50.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 They made it seem like they hacked you and that they found that in your private.

00:43:57.000 Yeah, that was the other weird thing.

00:43:58.000 I did it on my show.

00:43:59.000 Didn't think you'd get away with that, huh?

00:44:01.000 Yeah.

00:44:03.000 Any his I think that's what they're doing to Nick now.

00:44:08.000 And this evidence that he made a joke while eating fries is fucking pathetic.

00:44:16.000 But when we look at the rings yesterday on Solomiani, I realize we're living in incurious times.

00:44:22.000 We're in an epoch of mental obesity.

00:44:25.000 And you can get away with bullshit like this.

00:44:27.000 Look at Kale Hartman.

00:44:29.000 Shut down because some chick posted an Instagram picture of bruised legs. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Ah, he's rapist. 0.70

00:44:35.000 Terry Richardson, an 18-year-old girl in Britain, says to H ⁇ M, don't hire him.

00:44:40.000 You're a rape apologist if you do.

00:44:42.000 Okay, he's fired.

00:44:43.000 Career is over.

00:44:44.000 Shuts down his studio.

00:44:45.000 Everyone is laid off.

00:44:47.000 Because a fucking kid made a tweet?

00:44:49.000 Yeah.

00:44:50.000 But there is something gay in this video, and it's the fact that there's another grown man breaking down a video of two dudes. 0.54

00:44:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:59.000 That's the gayest part is the dude with the beard giving a shit. 0.99

00:45:03.000 With the pink shirt, the gaming chair.

00:45:05.000 Yeah, what a fucking loser.

00:45:08.000 So if you see here, that's obviously gay. 0.97

00:45:10.000 How the hell?

00:45:11.000 That's the state of man today.

00:45:13.000 Yeah, a man watching two other men and claiming that's gay.

00:45:15.000 It's like these sexless, overweight, out of shape, cynical douchebags who you often see in the studio audience at Compound Media.

00:45:25.000 I remember in the 90s, they always talked about how much they hated Juliani and they miss Old New York.

00:45:29.000 Revenge of the Sis. 0.99

00:45:31.000 Those two fucking losers are like that with their mics in their face. 1.00

00:45:34.000 Oh, you know those guys?

00:45:35.000 The whole show?

00:45:36.000 Hey, that guy sucks.

00:45:38.000 They're just, they're riffers. 0.99

00:45:39.000 They riff.

00:45:40.000 Yeah.

00:45:41.000 It's called not having a fucking life.

00:45:44.000 Speaking of not having a life, we also watched the TV the night of New Year's Eve because we had kids there and the kids wanted to see the celebrities and the ball drop and everything.

00:45:58.000 And I was looking at Cheryl Crowe.

00:46:02.000 This is 1.6.

00:46:04.000 And she's singing for what?

00:46:07.000 The 8 billionth time?

00:46:09.000 All I want to do is have some fun.

00:46:12.000 I got a feeling that I'm not the only one.

00:46:18.000 And I thought, this is a medieval torture.

00:46:20.000 Like, if I was king and there was a songwriter I didn't like, I'd say, hey, nice song.

00:46:26.000 We built this city.

00:46:27.000 I like it.

00:46:28.000 You're going to sing it every fucking day for the rest of your life.

00:46:32.000 We built this city.

00:46:36.000 Isn't that the perfect punishment for someone you hate?

00:46:39.000 Yeah.

00:46:40.000 And here she is.

00:46:41.000 Like, this is not a reward for writing a good song.

00:46:44.000 Look at her.

00:46:45.000 Ugh.

00:46:54.000 Ugh.

00:46:56.000 You know what else?

00:46:56.000 It's so old.

00:46:58.000 Doomed about it too.

00:46:59.000 If they change it to be a little fun and different, people don't like it.

00:47:02.000 No, make it like the CD.

00:47:02.000 We hate it.

00:47:04.000 Yeah.

00:47:04.000 I don't do it again.

00:47:06.000 Like the CD.

00:47:06.000 Yeah.

00:47:12.000 Like, they don't even know it.

00:47:14.000 They're too young.

00:47:16.000 Look at her face.

00:47:18.000 She looks like she's getting a colonoscopy.

00:47:23.000 I'm overusing colonoscopy as a joke, aren't I?

00:47:26.000 I think it's been every show.

00:47:28.000 Ooh, that chest is leathery.

00:47:31.000 She's like 60.

00:47:33.000 She's got two little kids.

00:47:35.000 Alright.

00:47:36.000 So, I suspect something is up.

00:47:40.000 I suspect the deal is, because Satan never gives you what you ask for exactly.

00:47:47.000 Like, there's a famous Scottish story where there was this piper and he said he wanted to be a great piper.

00:47:53.000 And the witch said, you want to sound good to who?

00:47:56.000 To you?

00:47:57.000 And he goes, yeah, to me.

00:47:58.000 So she made him a terrible piper that sounds good to him, but drives everyone else insane. 0.98

00:48:03.000 So there's always a trick in there.

00:48:05.000 Not only do you end up in the lake of fire for all eternity, but the thing you wish for tends to blow up in your face.

00:48:13.000 And so I see these stars suffering, and I think, you sold your soul to the devil in order to get this fame.

00:48:21.000 And he's punishing you by making you do this song again and again and again.

00:48:24.000 That's how he works.

00:48:25.000 He is an angel, ultimately, right?

00:48:27.000 And I thought, what does God think about all this?

00:48:31.000 So let's talk to him.

00:48:33.000 God, are you there, sir?

00:48:37.000 Hello, God.

00:48:40.000 Hey, buddy.

00:48:41.000 Hi, God.

00:48:43.000 Basically, in a nutshell, you nailed it.

00:48:46.000 That's what is going on here, and I don't like it at all.

00:48:50.000 It's voodoo shit. 1.00

00:48:53.000 What he does, Michael, I guess Satan, he sets up a deal where he gets your soul and you make hits.

00:49:01.000 Making hits, this is my design, okay?

00:49:03.000 Listen to me.

00:49:05.000 I make maybe like 10 guys able to be hits, make hits.

00:49:12.000 Elton John, Taylor Swift, those are real people who make hits.

00:49:18.000 You know who I did?

00:49:21.000 The dude from Rancid, Tim Armstrong.

00:49:23.000 He makes hits like nothing.

00:49:25.000 All that Lars Fredrickson stuff, that's him.

00:49:28.000 He wrote all that.

00:49:29.000 Anyway, some people don't want to do that.

00:49:31.000 They don't like that I make some people special.

00:49:34.000 They go, I want to be special.

00:49:35.000 The same thing you see with these dummies who go on reality TV.

00:49:39.000 So these guys go to Michael and they say, hey, I'll give you my soul.

00:49:44.000 And he goes, okay.

00:49:46.000 He usually kills them at 27.

00:49:49.000 That's how you know that they sold their soul.

00:49:52.000 But some people he lets live.

00:49:54.000 And Jesus, it's just so wrong.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, we were just talking about Cheryl Crowe on New Year's Eve.

00:50:01.000 Perfect example, Gavin.

00:50:03.000 Great stuff.

00:50:04.000 Yes, I saw that too.

00:50:05.000 That was New Year's Eve.

00:50:07.000 And you see the pain in her eyes, you know?

00:50:09.000 It's not fun.

00:50:10.000 It's a punishment.

00:50:11.000 That's what people don't understand.

00:50:13.000 Yes, you have the hit.

00:50:14.000 Playing a hit is very fun for a week.

00:50:19.000 But these people are forced to play it every night again.

00:50:24.000 Imagine you had to do that Cheryl Crowe song, karaoke, every fucking night of your life.

00:50:30.000 You go insane.

00:50:32.000 It's a cruel, cruel punishment.

00:50:35.000 And the thing that drives me nuts is people see this and they don't go, oh shit, that's horrible.

00:50:42.000 They go, I want to be Cheryl Crow.

00:50:45.000 Jesus Christ.

00:50:46.000 Here's another one I wanted you to see, God.

00:50:49.000 In 1981, Soft Cell had a hit, Tainted Love.

00:50:54.000 And I'm looking at Mark Almond like, that's the singer, last week.

00:51:00.000 Still doing this cover.

00:51:02.000 Look at him.

00:51:04.000 Who did this to this poor man?

00:51:07.000 Isn't that pathetic?

00:51:08.000 Look at his face.

00:51:10.000 He's got a wig on.

00:51:15.000 You know how old he is?

00:51:16.000 62.

00:51:18.000 Look at his weird De Niro Irishman arms.

00:51:21.000 I'm sorry I don't pray that way.

00:51:27.000 Can you hold your again?

00:51:32.000 Like, this is cruel.

00:51:34.000 This is like going up to a midget and going, hey, hey, do a little trick like an elf. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Say like, pretend you're Santa.

00:51:41.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:51:43.000 What do you think of that?

00:51:44.000 That song is not his, obviously.

00:51:46.000 It's a cover from the 50s.

00:51:47.000 That song is about 52 years old.

00:51:50.000 He's only 10 years older than that song.

00:51:52.000 Him and that poor song.

00:51:54.000 What a fate.

00:51:56.000 Even the Rolling Stones, they seem like a great band.

00:52:00.000 They've had tons of incredible hits, but isn't it sick and wrong for capitalism to ask them to perform?

00:52:08.000 Look at this.

00:52:13.000 Look at Keith Richards.

00:52:16.000 It's weekend at Rolling Stones's.

00:52:18.000 Check him out.

00:52:19.000 Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones took the stage at Chicago's Soldier Field last night.

00:52:24.000 The performance comes two times.

00:52:26.000 Charlie Watson.

00:52:30.000 They all look older than my dead grandmother.

00:52:33.000 Maybe they are dead.

00:52:37.000 What do you think of that, God?

00:52:39.000 Even the Rolling Stones, look at that.

00:52:41.000 You know, what Keith does with the opioids is he tries to hide the pain through the high of doing heroin.

00:52:49.000 You know, heroin is like me.

00:52:52.000 You know, you get to see me and you get to experience the joy of faith without any of the hard work.

00:53:00.000 So it's a lazy man's way out.

00:53:02.000 But I am pissed off at Satan.

00:53:06.000 I don't like this stuff with the voodoo bullshit games. 1.00

00:53:11.000 I have a system in place where people are special and if you work hard, you get a thing and some people can't have that thing because there's no talent.

00:53:20.000 Then voodoo shit face shows up and starts playing stupid games and it pisses me off, you know? 1.00

00:53:26.000 It makes me mad.

00:53:27.000 All right.

00:53:28.000 Well, thank you for coming on the show and elucidating this.

00:53:34.000 Thank you very much.

00:53:35.000 Yeah.

00:53:35.000 That was right.

00:53:36.000 Elucidating.

00:53:37.000 One thing, though, that just occurred to me is there's the people who sold their soul to the devil and they have to do the song every night forever.

00:53:44.000 Then there's the ones that God, God said Elton John didn't sell his soul to the devil.

00:53:48.000 He actually deserves it.

00:53:50.000 But Elton John still has to do those songs every night.

00:53:53.000 So why do you get the same punishment if you work with Satan than if you work with God?

00:54:01.000 Well.

00:54:02.000 God, are you there?

00:54:03.000 Are you there, God?

00:54:04.000 It's me, Margaret.

00:54:10.000 No?

00:54:11.000 We'll ask him next time he comes on.

00:54:13.000 Some would argue that being a homosexual and not exactly working with God.

00:54:19.000 All right.

00:54:20.000 I said we'd get to this, and we've got enough time.

00:54:24.000 Black failure, white guilt. 0.96

00:54:25.000 So at the beginning, I talked about Satan and how if he went to the New York Times building, he could get a sack full of souls by saying, I will convert all of this hatred into white supremacy.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, Colin Kaepernick turning the assassination of Soliomani into just another example of whites killing blacks and browns.

00:54:48.000 I took a shit this morning.

00:54:50.000 Just another example of Brown being flushed away, out of sight. 1.00

00:54:54.000 I ate chocolate.

00:54:56.000 Just another example of Brown being chewed, destroyed, consumed like a product.

00:55:03.000 I mean, the irony of this kind of mentality is it's a curse for blacks. 0.96

00:55:09.000 Where you're just everything is racism, racism, racism.

00:55:13.000 White people are so racist, they created a switch on the wall that eliminates all the darkness. 0.99

00:55:19.000 I've heard that before, dude.

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:20.000 I've heard like, I think it was Chuck D or someone saying, look up black in the dictionary and look up white.

00:55:27.000 And black has like darkness and blah, blah, blah, and lack of life. 1.00

00:55:30.000 And white is, I don't know, good stuff.

00:55:32.000 And you go, so that means plants are racist because plants don't live in the dark, but they live in the sun.

00:55:38.000 Kids are racist for being scared of the dark.

00:55:40.000 Fucking Ivanka Trump's dog was racist because she's white. 1.00

00:55:44.000 But what's the picture I sent you?

00:55:46.000 That's a good one.

00:55:47.000 Is that the, I sent you in the pictures yesterday.

00:55:50.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:55:53.000 And it was a woman saying, I hope we got the right one, that it's extremely complicated.

00:55:57.000 So what was it, a machete attack in Mosley, New York?

00:56:07.000 The situation in New York, and let's be clear, we don't know who perpetrated the Monzi attack yet.

00:56:12.000 So she saw it was a black guy and she went, okay, it's not positive. 0.60

00:56:18.000 Could still be a MAGA guy.

00:56:21.000 Is massively complicated.

00:56:23.000 That gets asterisks and a growing division among two communities.

00:56:28.000 What we need right now is a way to find solidarity with each other against our shared enemy of white supremacy.

00:56:37.000 So a black man who hates Jews and doesn't like that Jews are in a black neighborhood, that's all, this isn't random, these attacks.

00:56:46.000 There's sort of two things going on simultaneously, okay?

00:56:50.000 Black kids in Williamsburg, Brooklyn see Hasidim as less than human.

00:56:56.000 I've heard that's the way Hasidim see Goyem. 0.61

00:56:59.000 And that's why they can use prostitutes because it's just like a blow-up doll. 1.00

00:57:03.000 It's not a real person.

00:57:04.000 It's a Goyam.

00:57:05.000 So these kids don't have parents.

00:57:08.000 They're reckless.

00:57:10.000 They're out of control in South Williamsburg.

00:57:13.000 And you're getting into Bushwick.

00:57:15.000 And they don't go to school.

00:57:17.000 And so they see these people.

00:57:18.000 They know they're not going to fight back, the Hasidim. 1.00

00:57:20.000 So they go up and they sucker punch them in the face and they throw their fur hats away and they kick them and they yell at them.

00:57:26.000 That's totally random.

00:57:28.000 I wouldn't even call it anti-Semitic.

00:57:30.000 They'd do the same if it was Amish or albinos.

00:57:34.000 It's just like, what should you call it?

00:57:38.000 It's xenophobia, but it's just predatory behavior.

00:57:38.000 It's just predatory.

00:57:42.000 It's just terrible kids being assholes.

00:57:46.000 What's going on in Crown Heights is different.

00:57:49.000 And I'm not justifying any of this, obviously.

00:57:51.000 But what's going on in Crown Heights is Jews, Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, are looking in the real estate section of the paper and going, holy shit, 500 bucks? 0.91

00:58:00.000 A building for sale for 700 grand in New York City?

00:58:06.000 What?

00:58:07.000 So they're buying it up because it makes sense on paper.

00:58:10.000 But you get what you pay for when you move into a crack neighborhood.

00:58:14.000 And so there's animosity there and danger and drugs and violence.

00:58:18.000 And the blacks there see this as a form of gentrification.

00:58:23.000 So when they like when David Duke is anti-Semitic, he has all this background behind it.

00:58:28.000 And not that it's justified, of course, But he talks about the media and Israel and stuff.

00:58:32.000 I mean, he's been obsessed with it for decades.

00:58:34.000 You're not getting that with the anti-Semitism in Crown Heights in Brooklyn.

00:58:38.000 It's more just there's new people here, they seem weird, fuck them.

00:58:43.000 They're not us, they're ruining our neighborhood.

00:58:45.000 And because it's a dangerous shithole, the repercussions for that involve murder.

00:58:50.000 That's in their vocabulary.

00:58:52.000 But you won't see that in the media.

00:58:54.000 Anyway, this is driving the left nuts because it's not even close to their narrative.

00:58:59.000 It's relatively complicated, what I just said.

00:59:01.000 That's a sheep one, massively complicated. 1.00

00:59:03.000 But they're just so determined.

00:59:04.000 I always imagine a Zamboni.

00:59:06.000 You're on a Zamboni on the road and it's going this way and you just go, no, and this massive machine is just going and it's kind of going against the side of the hockey rink as you're like, no, I don't want to go left.

00:59:25.000 What's number 32?

00:59:27.000 I've collected a bunch of this of people saying, no, it's not what Gavin just said.

00:59:31.000 It's Nazis. 0.88

00:59:33.000 That's what's going on in Crown Heights.

00:59:35.000 Yeah, Andy No.

00:59:36.000 I can't get enough of Andy No.

00:59:37.000 He's become my cup of Joe.

00:59:38.000 I'm going to call him Andy Cup of Joe.

00:59:40.000 Or Andy, yes.

00:59:43.000 Because every time I'm feeling blue, I just go to his Twitter feed and I go, oh, we're winning.

00:59:49.000 So look at these quotes from this woman who's verified.

00:59:53.000 Anti-Semitism in the United States historically is a white Christian problem.

00:59:57.000 Really?

00:59:58.000 Well, white Christians, she's black, of course. 0.91

01:00:01.000 I think she's a black, she's in STEM.

01:00:05.000 Anti-Semitism in a predominantly white Christian country is going to predominantly be a white Christian thing.

01:00:12.000 I'm sure anti-Semitism in Japan is predominantly a Japanese problem.

01:00:17.000 We're the majority of the population.

01:00:20.000 Anyway, and if any black people have developed anti-Semitic views, it is under the influence of white Gentiles. 0.98

01:00:26.000 We saw this with that woman painter who said the Indian kids pissing and yelling the N-word at black girls were, did she use the word?

01:00:34.000 Like channeling white racism.

01:00:37.000 But keep going.

01:00:37.000 There's a bunch from her.

01:00:40.000 My people are not culpable.

01:00:42.000 It's really easy and lazy to blame the Nation of Islam for how black Gentiles sometimes respond to Jews.

01:00:49.000 And it is classic white fragility for white Jews to focus on the NOL, oh, Nation of Islam, like their views on Jews are unique. 0.89

01:00:58.000 What?

01:00:59.000 Wow, that's...

01:01:11.000 Her defense of that is, lots of people feel that way, like David Duke.

01:01:16.000 So focus on Duke.

01:01:18.000 Okay?

01:01:19.000 Any white Jews feeling like dealing with this?

01:01:22.000 I am literally bored and exhausted responding to white Jewish fragility. 1.00

01:01:27.000 This is after a massacre.

01:01:29.000 After a slew of massacres.

01:01:32.000 Go back.

01:01:33.000 Complete with a commitment to not reading carefully or taking the time to carefully think about something that challenges them.

01:01:40.000 So when you see black people committing anti-Semitic crimes, you have to just take some time and really use your brain and turn the Zamboni into the wall.

01:01:52.000 And it'll go through the wall and you'll go out into a giant paradise of Klansmen. 0.55

01:01:57.000 Black Klansmen. 0.85

01:01:59.000 Here's the last one here.

01:02:01.000 I have a note for black folks on this, too.

01:02:03.000 Combating white supremacy must involve unpacking.

01:02:06.000 God, I fucking hate that word.

01:02:08.000 Why you think someone's Jewishness is the meaningful signifier of why they did something. 0.84

01:02:13.000 Do you mean their whiteness?

01:02:15.000 Say whiteness then. 0.84

01:02:16.000 Don't be bamboozled by white. 0.98

01:02:18.000 These blacks in Crown Heights are yelling, fuck you, Jew. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Did you see that woman on the train?

01:02:24.000 I don't think I have that in the notes.

01:02:26.000 But she was screaming at some Jewish guy in Crown Heights.

01:02:29.000 See if you can find that.

01:02:30.000 It's hard because the way I would type it is like black Brooklyn woman, anti-Semitic rant, Crown Heights, subway.

01:02:39.000 But no news source is going to call her black. 0.82

01:02:45.000 Oh, there you go.

01:02:46.000 Privacy warning.

01:02:48.000 to watch here.

01:02:48.000 This is...

01:02:53.000 So according to that academic we just saw, the blackademic, they're just directing this at white people. 0.94

01:03:03.000 It's got nothing to do.

01:03:04.000 It's just a coincidence that they're Jews. 1.00

01:03:06.000 Well, this guy's clearly Jewish.

01:03:07.000 He's got the yarmulke on the belt with the strings.

01:03:10.000 Let's see if she's just ranting about white people and doesn't even notice that he's Jewish.

01:03:15.000 You sure as f ⁇ you do?

01:03:17.000 Because your people went through the Holocaust!

01:03:19.000 Where are you guys?

01:03:21.000 You said I'm being racist, so you tell me what I'm being racist towards.

01:03:26.000 Because you're Jewish, and I said if a Jewish family got on here, somebody would have got up. 1.00

01:03:31.000 That is not a racist statement.

01:03:33.000 That is a factual statement.

01:03:36.000 And you need to learn the difference between race.

01:03:38.000 Judaism is not a race.

01:03:40.000 It is a religion.

01:03:42.000 Judaism is a religion.

01:03:44.000 No, I need to give them enough of that.

01:03:46.000 And she's right.

01:03:47.000 I don't know about the Jewish family, but Judaism is not a race.

01:03:50.000 I'm going to teach you a lesson on this fucking train today.

01:03:53.000 I'm a person, you're a person.

01:03:55.000 No, no, we're different.

01:03:56.000 I'm a person, your person.

01:03:57.000 She says, no, no, we are different.

01:04:00.000 You're not a person.

01:04:01.000 No, that's racist.

01:04:02.000 Stand that.

01:04:03.000 No, we are different.

01:04:05.000 You know why?

01:04:06.000 Because your people treat my people different in our community.

01:04:11.000 No, that's not true.

01:04:12.000 What the f ⁇ are you talking about?

01:04:14.000 You treat us differently.

01:04:14.000 She's racist.

01:04:16.000 A lot of agreement there on that subject.

01:04:18.000 I got to say, I'm not.

01:04:19.000 She's not alone.

01:04:20.000 I don't want to sound like I'm condoning any of this fucking violence.

01:04:24.000 I'm just saying that it's got fuck all to do with white supremacy.

01:04:30.000 It's got to do with bigotry, xenophobia, anti-Semitism fostered by the likes of the New York Times, and a fear of gentrification, fear of change.

01:04:43.000 Okay, but the biggest picture, bigger picture here I'm talking about is black failure, white guilt. 0.85

01:04:51.000 And I thought this is a perfect example.

01:04:54.000 My two least favorite people in the world, maybe, or two people who really fucking piss me off every time I see him this.

01:05:01.000 Paul F. Tompkins, his Twitter feed is infuriating.

01:05:04.000 He was, of course, not happy with Ricky Gervais.

01:05:08.000 Oh, I'd never seen this before.

01:05:09.000 Yeah, the blacks and Jews, right? 0.99

01:05:11.000 So this on Milo show.

01:05:14.000 I was online here 35 years.

01:05:15.000 I have never seen a Jewish person get robbed in this neighborhood.

01:05:18.000 But there are kind of incidents between blacks and Jews, right?

01:05:21.000 There are some issues.

01:05:22.000 It ain't really issues.

01:05:23.000 It's like favoritism.

01:05:24.000 They get treated better.

01:05:26.000 You need to treat them better.

01:05:27.000 Yes, they do.

01:05:29.000 If I'm arguing with a Jew, the cops are going to come to me.

01:05:31.000 They're not going to bother them.

01:05:32.000 They're going to think.

01:05:33.000 You know, they're supposed to be sold the chosen ones, but they be in the welfare office, in the Section 8 office.

01:05:40.000 They're the first one to get any kind of bargain deal on anything.

01:05:43.000 They're the first one to get any kind of discount.

01:05:48.000 They know the system very well.

01:05:50.000 A lot of times they have all this money coming in the household, but somehow they always figure out a way to manage getting Section 8 or public assets.

01:05:57.000 Whatever services is available.

01:05:58.000 You group someone for arguing about the scam system better.

01:06:02.000 They're the first one to utilize it.

01:06:03.000 Actually, they're part of the mind control system that they use through television and the media.

01:06:10.000 That right there is in a book called The Elders of the Protocols of Zion.

01:06:14.000 That was in like 1898.

01:06:15.000 They was talking about how the Jews will use TV and media and propaganda to just push the world to take over the world. 1.00

01:06:22.000 This is not anti-Semitism.

01:06:24.000 It's just they hate white people.

01:06:25.000 Okay.

01:06:27.000 You're citing the Protocols of Zion.

01:06:30.000 Who wrote that book?

01:06:31.000 I'm trying.

01:06:31.000 It was a Russian who wrote that book, too.

01:06:34.000 Whoever's watching this, Elders or the Protocol of Zion, read it. 0.95

01:06:37.000 It gives you an idea of the blueprint to take over the world.

01:06:40.000 It is.

01:06:41.000 He's implementing it right now.

01:06:42.000 Guarantee he hasn't read it.

01:06:43.000 It's actually when you're in the world.

01:06:44.000 There's another nigga that wrote this book, Mein Kampf, that you should check out. 1.00

01:06:47.000 He looked like Charlie Chaplin.

01:06:50.000 He was a mean motherfucker.

01:06:52.000 Oh, he knows who the little tramp is, though?

01:06:54.000 What?

01:06:55.000 He knows who Charlie Chaplin is, though.

01:06:58.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:07:00.000 Let's look at Andy Richter.

01:07:01.000 Pauloff Tom's the worst.

01:07:02.000 Andy Richter, he just sabotaged his marriage.

01:07:05.000 His kids are fatherless, and he won't shut up about the importance of families and children at the border.

01:07:10.000 And then lots of pictures of his dog.

01:07:12.000 All these dads who get divorced, they only see their kids every second weekend and every Wednesday.

01:07:18.000 And when you see your kids on a Wednesday, especially like upper middle class people that are celebrities, their kids have ballet and fucking dance and basketball practice.

01:07:27.000 So the Wednesday, you're lucky if you get a quick meal with them before bed.

01:07:31.000 So you see your kids every two weeks.

01:07:32.000 You're not a father anymore.

01:07:33.000 You're just a cool uncle.

01:07:35.000 And so you focus on your dogs.

01:07:36.000 Anyway, that's Andy Richter in a nutshell.

01:07:38.000 But 3-4, he called Family Matriarch dead because some moron fired his fucking gun up into the air to celebrate. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Now, the woman, Philippa Ashford, 61, was a nurse at a crisis psychiatric unit in a Meninger clinic for over 15 years on Year's Eve.

01:08:04.000 was in her Houston cul-de-sac watching fireworks when she said, I think I've been shot.

01:08:09.000 She collapsed to the ground.

01:08:15.000 Go back to the tweet.

01:08:18.000 Scroll down.

01:08:18.000 Look at the reactions.

01:08:21.000 Just another responsible gun owner exercising his 2A rights.

01:08:24.000 Black failure, white guild. 0.99

01:08:26.000 This is all white people's fault. 0.99

01:08:27.000 Keep going.

01:08:29.000 I saw there were one.

01:08:30.000 Keep going.

01:08:33.000 So we're all stupid.

01:08:36.000 Coldplay is getting in on it.

01:08:37.000 I wish...

01:08:41.000 It had a picture of a white redneck with a cowboy hat on.

01:08:45.000 It was a picture.

01:08:46.000 And a gun.

01:08:48.000 And it said, America.

01:08:50.000 And they're all talking about how stupid.

01:08:52.000 Oh, keep going.

01:08:53.000 It might be soon.

01:08:54.000 There it is.

01:08:56.000 So that's the takeaway.

01:08:58.000 Old lady dies because some asshole redneck motherfucking stupid racist piece of shit, white asshole, shot his gun up into the sky. 1.00

01:09:08.000 But now click on the link.

01:09:11.000 Oh, look at the, yeah.

01:09:13.000 Yeah.

01:09:13.000 No, the action.

01:09:14.000 So you go, oh, she's black, huh? 0.98

01:09:17.000 Her cul-de-sac, huh? 1.00

01:09:21.000 This was typical thuggish black behavior where they shoot their guns into the sky on New Year's Eve. 0.95

01:09:29.000 This is not a white thing.

01:09:31.000 It's a black thing.

01:09:32.000 Check out 3-3.

01:09:35.000 We can see how common this is.

01:09:37.000 And anyone who knows culture and knows that we're not all the same and doesn't instantly go to white supremacy every time they hear something bad hears that a woman, a black woman got hit in the top of the head with a bullet and they go, a black guy shot her by accident.

01:09:52.000 Not America. 0.89

01:09:55.000 Bla-America. 1.00

01:09:58.000 We outside with a ma.

01:09:59.000 We outside with a black.

01:10:03.000 Hey, skate. 1.00

01:10:07.000 Hey, let that shit go.

01:10:10.000 Hey, let that shit go.

01:10:12.000 Take me in the D picture.

01:10:13.000 Stop the video.

01:10:13.000 My damn girl.

01:10:16.000 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

01:10:17.000 Happy New Year, nigga. 1.00

01:10:20.000 You just killed him last night.

01:10:26.000 Happy motherfucking New Year.

01:10:28.000 And...

01:10:35.000 Oh, it's Snapchat.

01:10:38.000 I don't know anything about Snapchat.

01:10:40.000 He comes with a map.

01:10:43.000 You could look at the map, yeah.

01:10:46.000 Are you on Snapchat?

01:10:48.000 Yep, I rarely, rarely use it.

01:10:53.000 Shit.

01:10:55.000 Should you guys shoot dirt?

01:10:58.000 That's barely at an angle.

01:11:00.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:01.000 That's what I was just thinking.

01:11:02.000 You could just shoot it in the fucking air.

01:11:06.000 They're actually trying to shoot the building.

01:11:07.000 Yeah, the trajectory of that was like...

01:11:11.000 top of the building.

01:11:12.000 Woo! 0.99

01:11:12.000 It's supposed to. 0.99

01:11:16.000 You fucking tool.

01:11:18.000 Merka. 0.78

01:11:20.000 Fucking rednecks. 1.00

01:11:21.000 This goes on for another five minutes.

01:11:25.000 We'll probably find the bullet that killed her.

01:11:27.000 Yeah.

01:11:28.000 Or are they all St. Louis?

01:11:31.000 That would be a hell of a trip.

01:11:32.000 Jesus.

01:11:34.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:11:37.000 And now Asians are jumping on board and saying, Yeah, I hate white people too. 0.61

01:11:41.000 Asians, this is 3.5, you're more privileged than us.

01:11:45.000 You make way more money than white people do. 0.98

01:11:47.000 And everything you can say about white privilege applies to Asians more. 0.58

01:11:52.000 Oh, you don't know what it's like.

01:11:54.000 Well, I'm a black man.

01:11:54.000 When I get on the elevator, everyone grabs their purse.

01:11:57.000 When a white man gets on the elevator, no one grabs their purse.

01:12:00.000 Yeah, when an Asian man gets on the elevator, even less than no one grabs their purse. 0.67

01:12:06.000 I think their median income is like 80K.

01:12:13.000 Did it not show up?

01:12:16.000 Nope.

01:12:17.000 Oh, it died?

01:12:19.000 Oh, it was some Asian chick saying we need to focus on white supremacy. 1.00

01:12:22.000 What's her name?

01:12:23.000 Ishikawasachi?

01:12:24.000 Ichikawasachi.

01:12:24.000 Yeah.

01:12:27.000 You're blocked?

01:12:27.000 What?

01:12:29.000 Wait, what the f- How did you get blocked?

01:12:31.000 How did I get blocked?

01:12:32.000 That's weird.

01:12:33.000 Wait, what?

01:12:37.000 I don't...

01:12:37.000 Huh.

01:12:44.000 Oh, but that she'd have no way of knowing that.

01:12:46.000 No, she wouldn't.

01:12:48.000 Maybe I accidentally liked it?

01:12:51.000 That's a trip.

01:12:52.000 Yeah.

01:12:54.000 Why don't she do that to me? 1.00

01:12:55.000 Anyway, she had a bunch of bullshit about how we need to focus and stop fighting amongst ourselves and focus on the real problem, white supremacy. 0.93

01:13:02.000 And that reminded me of 36.

01:13:04.000 I meant to show this yesterday.

01:13:06.000 But whites can't wait to jump aboard this train of blaming everything on white supremacy.

01:13:13.000 And the beauty of the troll, it's okay to be white, is you get to see white people fucking get pissed off and say, fuck you.

01:13:22.000 You're not oppressed.

01:13:23.000 I didn't say I'm oppressed.

01:13:24.000 I said it's okay.

01:13:25.000 It's not bad to be me.

01:13:28.000 That's bad.

01:13:29.000 It's such an easy trick.

01:13:30.000 It's such an obvious trap.

01:13:31.000 It's like when we had the Sharia March in New York and duped Antifa into having a protest in defense of Sharia, which goes against 100% of their ethos. 0.81

01:13:43.000 But have you got that?

01:13:44.000 She also blocked me on the censored TV.

01:13:50.000 Yeah, I'm just confused.

01:13:52.000 The Japanese feminist.

01:13:54.000 Weird.

01:13:55.000 There's no way I'm on her radar, right?

01:13:58.000 Go to 3.6.

01:13:59.000 3.6.

01:14:01.000 And we never talked about her on the show.

01:14:04.000 That's bizarre.

01:14:05.000 Yes.

01:14:05.000 This is awesome.

01:14:07.000 It's so good, I can't tell if it's real or not.

01:14:10.000 Turn it up.

01:14:11.000 I just woke up to hashtag it's okay to be white trending on Twitter.

01:14:19.000 Clearly.

01:14:20.000 Just pause.

01:14:22.000 So you wake up and you put a winter hat on in your house?

01:14:26.000 Who are you, Ryan?

01:14:28.000 Hey, it's more of a Tim Pool joke.

01:14:31.000 People are back at it again.

01:14:33.000 And I apologize for my people.

01:14:35.000 Apologize!

01:14:36.000 Because somehow the oppressors are pretending to be the oppressed.

01:14:43.000 Like they have a chance in hell of ever experiencing oppression because they're white. 0.93

01:14:58.000 And then you criticize, not even white people, but you criticize the system.

01:15:04.000 You criticize systematic racism.

01:15:07.000 And you criticize all of these power struggles.

01:15:15.000 Part of the American landscape for centuries.

01:15:20.000 And for some reason, the white people take offense to that.

01:15:26.000 If you take offense to that, maybe, just maybe, you like the fact that you have the power and you have the ability to be the oppressor, which only makes you part of the issue.

01:15:42.000 So if you are offended by the fact that people criticize systematic racism, maybe you like it and maybe you like the power and that makes you a shitty person.

01:15:59.000 So yes, it's okay to be white. 0.88

01:16:02.000 It's okay to be anything.

01:16:03.000 That's all the stickers.

01:16:04.000 What's okay to be is to be part of the fucking problem.

01:16:09.000 Do better.

01:16:12.000 Be better.

01:16:13.000 Do better.

01:16:14.000 Oof.

01:16:15.000 Anyway, we'll end it with Terry Gilliam.

01:16:18.000 A voice of reason.

01:16:20.000 An upside to all this.

01:16:25.000 Terry Gilliam, I'm tired of white men being blamed for everything wrong with the world.

01:16:29.000 After two decades of trying, the director and former Monty Python member has finally managed to make The Man Who Killed Don Quixoto.

01:16:35.000 Jesus Christ, there's been movies made about trying to make that movie.

01:16:39.000 But he'd rather talk to Alexandra Pollard about me too, the trials of being a white man, and why he's decided to become a black lesbian in transition.

01:16:50.000 Look at, first of all, that subhead is really annoying.

01:16:53.000 It's way too long.

01:16:55.000 And why is there the disdain with the white man?

01:16:58.000 And then when he ends with a black lesbian in transition, surely he's making you aware of his satirical nature, Alexandra? 0.92

01:17:07.000 Every time the subject comes up, everyone's humor gene just fucking disappears.

01:17:13.000 And they don't get jokes.

01:17:14.000 Anyway, in this article, he says, in the age of me too, he's talking about his movie.

01:17:21.000 Here's a girl who takes responsibility for her state, says Gilliam. 0.99

01:17:24.000 Whatever happened in this character's life, she's not accusing anybody.

01:17:27.000 We're living in a time where there's always somebody responsible for your failures, and I don't like this.

01:17:33.000 again.

01:17:42.000 Super sentence.

01:17:43.000 Let's call that these super sentences.

01:17:46.000 Okay?

01:17:47.000 Yes.

01:17:48.000 We're living in a time where there's always somebody responsible for your failures, and I don't like this.

01:17:54.000 Exactly.

01:17:56.000 And I don't like the way it treats blacks.

01:17:59.000 When you tell blacks that whites are responsible for all their problems and living in a racist society, you're crippling them.

01:18:05.000 When you give a man facility, you give him liberty. 0.98

01:18:09.000 When you tell a man that the world's out to get him, you strip him of his liberty and he becomes a slave to that mentality.

01:18:17.000 The left has brought back slavery by taking away blacks' facility.

01:18:24.000 I want people to take responsibility and not just constantly point a finger at someone else saying, you've ruined my life.

01:18:32.000 Brilliant.

01:18:33.000 Love it.

01:18:35.000 You know what we should do tomorrow is go through all of Harvey Weinstein's charges.

01:18:41.000 There's about 100 women accusing him.

01:18:44.000 There's a new one, too.

01:18:46.000 A lot of them are like inappropriate behavior.

01:18:48.000 This clown world has me so upside down, I'm catching myself defending Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein.

01:18:57.000 And also explaining the motives of the black anti-Semitic attacks.

01:19:00.000 I hope I didn't come across as defending them because I'm obviously not.

01:19:04.000 But when people say it's white supremacy, I have to explain how it's not.

01:19:09.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:19:11.000 But I want to end this with 4-3.

01:19:13.000 It's a British junkie, I believe, who got caught trying to break into a man's house. 0.87

01:19:20.000 And I have something very important to say about beating the shit out of a thief.

01:19:28.000 So that's the good guy.

01:19:31.000 And wham.

01:19:33.000 Unfortunately, we don't get a good shot of it.

01:19:35.000 Go back, go back.

01:19:36.000 It must have been the left of the century.

01:19:41.000 Look at that.

01:19:43.000 And then he kicks him in the head.

01:19:46.000 This thief needs to get into boxing. 0.98

01:19:48.000 How did that not knock you unconscious?

01:19:51.000 He's semi-unconscious there.

01:19:53.000 Throws him down the stairs.

01:19:55.000 He's still not unconscious.

01:19:57.000 Okay, pause.

01:19:59.000 Now say you knock someone unconscious.

01:20:00.000 I've been knocked unconscious in the ring.

01:20:02.000 It's 45 minutes out of your life.

01:20:05.000 Your brain hurts.

01:20:07.000 You feel weird.

01:20:08.000 You forget who your kids are.

01:20:10.000 And then you slowly get all your faculties back.

01:20:13.000 That's not much of a punishment.

01:20:15.000 At this point, in the beating, he should have stood over him and just nailed him in the ribs 15 times as hard as he can.

01:20:26.000 Whack-a-doodle, whack-a-doodle, whack-a-wack a whack.

01:20:30.000 And that would enable the thief for maybe the next six weeks to every time he got up, laughing, sneezing, getting out of cars, getting out of bed, those would all be a living hell for him.

01:20:42.000 Pushing when he takes a shit, that would kill him.

01:20:46.000 So break all his ribs.

01:20:48.000 Then flip him over and then break all the other ribs.

01:20:51.000 If someone's robbing your house and you're trying to deliver a beating.

01:20:54.000 I'm not condoning violence, but if you are to do violence, do it right.

01:20:58.000 So he kicks him in the stomach there.

01:20:59.000 That's not so bad.

01:21:00.000 Oh, geez.

01:21:04.000 And there's no volume on this.

01:21:06.000 He's clearly concussed.

01:21:07.000 Yeah, he's out of it.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 07, 2020

S02E108 - GOD’S MUSIC [2020-01-07 - S02E108 - GOD’S MUSIC]

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