Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E112 - THE EYES HAVE IT [2020-01-15 - S02E112 - THE EYES HAVE IT]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness Lee's eyes cry every night for you.

00:00:33.000 These eyes guess who that is?

00:00:39.000 Who?

00:00:41.000 The guess who.

00:00:44.000 I did guess who, but I don't know.

00:00:46.000 The guess who?

00:00:47.000 I can't.

00:00:48.000 You know, I can't.

00:00:50.000 Come on, guess who?

00:00:52.000 Yeah, I guessed already, and I don't know.

00:00:54.000 I can't extrapolate information where it doesn't exist.

00:00:56.000 The guess who?

00:00:59.000 The guess who?

00:01:01.000 Is this a game?

00:01:02.000 That's what we're doing.

00:01:03.000 The guess who.

00:01:03.000 Oh, no, yeah, I don't know how to play.

00:01:05.000 I can't.

00:01:07.000 The guess who?

00:01:10.000 I don't know.

00:01:11.000 It's the guess who.

00:01:13.000 Is the name of the group The Guess Who?

00:01:15.000 How have you not heard of The Fucking Guess Who?

00:01:18.000 I don't know.

00:01:19.000 I've heard.

00:01:20.000 We won't get fooled again.

00:01:22.000 That's The Who, Retard. 1.00

00:01:25.000 Oh.

00:01:25.000 You've never heard of The Guess Who?

00:01:27.000 Who Who?

00:01:28.000 What are you, an owl?

00:01:31.000 That was really funny.

00:01:32.000 That's from.

00:01:34.000 Al Pacino did that.

00:01:35.000 You never seen that?

00:01:36.000 But wait, I sent you the link.

00:01:38.000 Didn't you see on YouTube that it's the guess who?

00:01:40.000 Yeah, I was doing a bit.

00:01:41.000 Yeah.

00:01:43.000 Well, in the future, don't do a bit about you not knowing something.

00:01:47.000 Because it's quite believable.

00:01:48.000 It's totally believable.

00:01:50.000 Did you know that Randy Bachman was in the guess who?

00:01:53.000 Of course you knew Bertram Cummings.

00:01:55.000 From Turner Overdrive?

00:01:56.000 Yeah, from BTO.

00:01:59.000 Taking care of business, working overtime.

00:02:02.000 That's right.

00:02:03.000 That's my favorite part of that song.

00:02:04.000 Did he say workout?

00:02:06.000 No, working overtime.

00:02:07.000 That's right.

00:02:08.000 Oh, you think he says workout?

00:02:09.000 I think so, yeah.

00:02:10.000 Workout.

00:02:10.000 Let me see.

00:02:11.000 It's not as good.

00:02:12.000 Bachman Turner Overdrive.

00:02:14.000 Taking care of business.

00:02:15.000 They had some jams, that band.

00:02:17.000 I don't think anyone toured like BTO, Bachman Turner Overdrive.

00:02:21.000 They toured for like years and years at a time without stopping.

00:02:27.000 Taking care of business.

00:02:29.000 That's how much Vancouver sucks.

00:02:30.000 You're just happy to tour.

00:02:33.000 You know what happened to them on tour once?

00:02:36.000 What's up?

00:02:36.000 They got some KFC because they're fat fucking pigs.

00:02:39.000 And as they were biting into it, they bit into a rat.

00:02:42.000 Ew.

00:02:43.000 It was running along the pipes and it fell into one of the deep fryers.

00:02:48.000 Let's hear them.

00:02:49.000 BTO, Eden KFC.

00:03:04.000 Workout.

00:03:05.000 What a week.

00:03:06.000 He does it different every time.

00:03:08.000 And it's funny because everyone in the audience is waiting for that.

00:03:10.000 It's like Styx Sail Away where he goes, that one time he goes, come sail away with me, lads.

00:03:17.000 Come sail away.

00:03:18.000 Oh, lads.

00:03:19.000 Yeah, and it's buried in the repetitions.

00:03:22.000 You don't really know what it's going to come.

00:03:24.000 Or with little Corvette when he goes, baby, you got to slow down.

00:03:27.000 And then the other guy.

00:03:28.000 You got to slow down.

00:03:30.000 Yeah.

00:03:30.000 And then lit the red to COVID.

00:03:32.000 Lit to red to COVID.

00:03:33.000 Yeah, those are little nuggets of treats that you wait for.

00:03:37.000 Little nuggets of treats.

00:03:39.000 I think just little nuggets or little treats is fine.

00:03:42.000 What is this little nugget of a treat?

00:03:44.000 Oh, it's not the whole treat?

00:03:45.000 In Quebec, in French-Canadian, we used to say étron, E-T-R-O-N. 0.59

00:03:50.000 You know what that means?

00:03:51.000 No.

00:03:52.000 A piece of a piece of shit.

00:03:55.000 So like a little piece that breaks off is an étron.

00:03:58.000 That's pretty good.

00:03:59.000 And then I made up the term visage d'étron.

00:04:02.000 And their swear words are all like the church related, tabarnac, the tabernacle, callis, the chalice.

00:04:08.000 Modit is really bad.

00:04:10.000 You can say shit and fuck to a kid.

00:04:12.000 That's weird.

00:04:12.000 But you don't say tabernacle to a kid.

00:04:15.000 Oh, my God.

00:04:16.000 Or an old lady. 0.99

00:04:17.000 But so when I come up with visage d'étron, which is a piece of shit face, they would just gasp.

00:04:25.000 Because no one's done that.

00:04:27.000 They're swear words before.

00:04:28.000 It was really fun.

00:04:29.000 It was like having a blank canvas.

00:04:33.000 Anyway, the reason that I chose that song, These Eyes, is someone recreated a meme using their bug eyes.

00:04:42.000 This is 1-1.

00:04:44.000 And we could have saved this to the end, but wait, can you play?

00:04:48.000 Well, first let's watch it.

00:04:51.000 And then play Taking Care of Business over it?

00:04:54.000 It's okay.

00:04:56.000 Calm down.

00:04:57.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:58.000 I'm sorry.

00:04:58.000 It's okay.

00:04:59.000 He apologized.

00:05:00.000 It's my fault.

00:05:00.000 He apologized.

00:05:02.000 And you know what?

00:05:03.000 That didn't upset me.

00:05:04.000 But the bitch asked. 1.00

00:05:05.000 Sorry.

00:05:06.000 That told me to calm down.

00:05:09.000 Wait, is that a remake?

00:05:11.000 Yes.

00:05:12.000 Retard? 0.99

00:05:13.000 That's terrifying.

00:05:16.000 You're a remake.

00:05:17.000 It looks like Mac and me.

00:05:18.000 Well, you can see the original.

00:05:20.000 I got it next.

00:05:21.000 It's right below that link.

00:05:22.000 But you all remember this one.

00:05:26.000 This is a running theme with the show, by the way.

00:05:29.000 Just stop.

00:05:31.000 What have we done to women? 1.00

00:05:33.000 We've turned them into these arrogant, bossy fucking bitches. 1.00

00:05:38.000 It's like we gave Yoko Ono the Beatles or something, or we gave some little girl the rights to all Hell's Angels shit. 0.52

00:05:47.000 Yeah, that's a better analogy.

00:05:48.000 I love you.

00:05:48.000 Sorry, Yoko.

00:05:50.000 And now we just have this babysitter leading a pack of dudes in the Hell's Angels, just like, you know what?

00:05:56.000 We're going to pull over right here.

00:05:58.000 I have to piss.

00:05:59.000 And if anyone has a problem with that, they can go fuck off and they're not Hell's Angels anymore.

00:06:03.000 Like, that's what we've turned women into. 1.00

00:06:05.000 Bossy bitches. 1.00

00:06:07.000 A generation or two ago, you wouldn't have some woman. 1.00

00:06:09.000 There'd just be like a woman that would go, my God, someone was rude to me in the car. 1.00

00:06:13.000 And then the sons and the brothers would go try to find her or something.

00:06:15.000 She wouldn't get into the window, start telling people to fuck off. 0.74

00:06:19.000 Or I've been watching all these videos of women getting kicked off planes. 1.00

00:06:22.000 And they're yelling and screaming.

00:06:24.000 I think we have one here.

00:06:25.000 yelling and screaming at the police, calling them bitches and faggots. 1.00

00:06:36.000 Yeah, I know it's my fault.

00:06:37.000 That's why I'm saying sorry.

00:06:40.000 She thinks it's cute that her driver almost hit my kids, and she thinks she's she looks like Shoe Nice and Amy Schumer.

00:06:47.000 Oh, Amy Shoe Nice.

00:06:49.000 She needs to take a video of it instead of apologizing like a sick. 1.00

00:06:55.000 You being a bitch is gonna help? 1.00

00:06:57.000 I've been saying, I don't know.

00:06:59.000 Calm down.

00:07:00.000 Calm down.

00:07:01.000 You should calm down.

00:07:02.000 It's okay.

00:07:02.000 You're delirious.

00:07:03.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:03.000 He apologized.

00:07:04.000 It's my fault.

00:07:05.000 He apologized.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, I know it's not.

00:07:07.000 And you know what?

00:07:07.000 That didn't upset me.

00:07:08.000 But the bitch-ass hoe. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Sorry.

00:07:11.000 Calm down.

00:07:12.000 Is she a nappy-headed hoe, too? 1.00

00:07:17.000 You're calling me.

00:07:17.000 Sorry, but you're calling me a bitch.

00:07:18.000 I'll set an example.

00:07:20.000 Sorry.

00:07:21.000 My kids can't hear me calling you a bitch. 1.00

00:07:24.000 Your window's open.

00:07:25.000 They can't hear me because they're listening to the kids.

00:07:29.000 I can't tell if she's doing a parody of the woman she's talking to or if that's her voice.

00:07:35.000 That woman has not performed Fallatio in many decades.

00:07:39.000 Anyway, now go back to 1-1 and show bug eyes, but play these eyes. 1.00

00:07:45.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:07:49.000 Do you have the technology?

00:07:50.000 Calm down.

00:07:50.000 do.

00:07:55.000 Calm down.

00:07:57.000 It's okay, I'm sorry.

00:07:59.000 He apologizes.

00:08:00.000 It's my phone.

00:08:01.000 He apologized.

00:08:02.000 Please, I...

00:08:03.000 It's my phone.

00:08:06.000 Sorry.

00:08:06.000 That's what we got every night for you.

00:08:12.000 That's a talent I am jealous of.

00:08:16.000 What?

00:08:16.000 Being able to pull back your eyelids.

00:08:19.000 Like, that's obviously something she can do where she has to sort of like push them back.

00:08:23.000 What do you mean, oh?

00:08:24.000 I thought that was a prosthetic dude that looks crazy to me.

00:08:26.000 That's one of the most important things.

00:08:27.000 I mean, it could conceivably be a prosthetic, but I'm sure you've seen people bug out their eyes before.

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.000 There's that famous black guy on the fishing boat.

00:08:35.000 Why are you pulling up Mac and me?

00:08:37.000 Because that's exactly what she looks like.

00:08:40.000 It's terrifying.

00:08:41.000 Calm down.

00:08:42.000 That was Jennifer Anderson's first movie.

00:08:44.000 That was Jennifer Anderson playing Mac? 0.99

00:08:46.000 Nope.

00:08:47.000 She was one of the dancers in the McDonald's dance scene.

00:08:49.000 Damn.

00:08:50.000 I've never seen that movie.

00:08:52.000 Oh, you should check it out.

00:08:53.000 It's fucking out.

00:08:54.000 No.

00:08:54.000 You know what it's about?

00:08:55.000 Alien.

00:08:56.000 E.T. was big.

00:08:57.000 McDonald's decided they wanted to get into the movie business because it's just a big ad and you just have tons of scenes at McDonald's.

00:09:04.000 What?

00:09:05.000 So they made their own E.T. called Mac and Me.

00:09:09.000 That's insane.

00:09:09.000 And McDonald's was just crowbarred into everything and it would just burst into a musical.

00:09:14.000 It's kind of known as the worst film of all time.

00:09:16.000 That's amazing.

00:09:17.000 I remember we had the VHS?

00:09:19.000 I'd never watched it.

00:09:20.000 My grandmother bought it.

00:09:22.000 It's just a shitty ET.

00:09:23.000 Total ripoff.

00:09:28.000 Come on, let's get them. 0.97

00:09:30.000 This is McDonald's.

00:09:31.000 By the way, if someone from outer space shows, I don't care how small they are, shoot them.

00:09:37.000 Yeah, they could have powers.

00:09:39.000 They got here.

00:09:40.000 They're pretty powerful.

00:09:41.000 And if you've seen what we do to lesser species like cows, we put them in cheeseburgers. 0.98

00:09:46.000 I don't want to be in any fucking human cheeseburgers. 0.94

00:09:48.000 Shoot to kill.

00:09:50.000 Shoot to kill.

00:09:52.000 Kill the boy.

00:09:53.000 Shoot to kill.

00:09:55.000 I really wish that wasn't so catchy because it's terrible.

00:09:59.000 All things are bad or catchy.

00:10:01.000 Eat the poo-poo while you gay. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Mac and me.

00:10:06.000 Notice fences in movies always suck?

00:10:09.000 Yes, they're easily thwarted.

00:10:11.000 Like that guy just blew through a fence on his wheelchair, and then in the Christmas story, every fence looks like it's made of driftwood.

00:10:20.000 It's not like we didn't have wood back then.

00:10:23.000 Just build a fucking fence.

00:10:24.000 We've been building them for a long time.

00:10:27.000 But everything was someone's just pushing through the fence to get to the other side.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, shoot that down.

00:10:32.000 It's like I was saying, did I do this with the dictator?

00:10:35.000 I don't like people rescuing sharks.

00:10:36.000 Yeah.

00:10:37.000 Did I mention that one?

00:10:38.000 He did, yes.

00:10:39.000 He did.

00:10:40.000 Oh, get some water on it.

00:10:42.000 Get some water on it.

00:10:43.000 Help those fangs get back in the water. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:47.000 By the way, speaking of movie rip-offs, so I told everyone I love Force Mager, which is a Swedish film about masculinity, especially Prescient in Sweden, where there's a war on masculinity.

00:11:02.000 This isn't in the notes.

00:11:04.000 And it's a beautifully done film because the guy seems like an awesome guy.

00:11:09.000 Seems like your dad.

00:11:10.000 He's a good dude.

00:11:11.000 Until there's an avalanche and he grabs his gloves and his phone instead of protecting the kids.

00:11:17.000 And she's mortified by that.

00:11:18.000 She has trouble getting over it.

00:11:19.000 And the way they deal with it at the end is so Band-Aid's solution that you realize that Swedish men have no future. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Masculinity has no future.

00:11:28.000 Now, I've been since talking to some Swedes about this film.

00:11:31.000 And apparently the guy who made it works with the government, pro-immigration guy, open borders dude.

00:11:39.000 His wife's this big feminist activist, egalitarian, in quotation marks. 1.00

00:11:46.000 So it's kind of cool that a movie about men losing their masculinity came from that.

00:11:51.000 I guess it's conceivable it was an attack on men, but they didn't do a very good job because us normal men saw the man in that film and was just like, you fucking piece of shit, stop crying.

00:12:04.000 Anyway, new news.

00:12:07.000 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

00:12:12.000 Julia Louise Dreyfus.

00:12:16.000 Her previous project was a documentary about her dad who bought drawings by black retards because they used to be slaves and pretended they were good. 1.00

00:12:26.000 And if you recall, it was just like a circle with the head and some four sticks and that was a horse.

00:12:32.000 He didn't even know that horses front legs.

00:12:36.000 He doesn't know which way they bend.

00:12:37.000 Or any animal.

00:12:38.000 So he'd make them all sticks.

00:12:40.000 He played it straight.

00:12:41.000 He played it safe.

00:12:42.000 Yeah, I'm just, it's just, these are the front legs of all animals, just in case.

00:12:46.000 Why don't you look at a picture of a fucking animal, dude?

00:12:49.000 You fucking animal.

00:12:51.000 Dude.

00:12:52.000 Yeah, you fucking animal dude.

00:12:55.000 William Louise Bill Trailers, the artist.

00:12:58.000 Bill Trailer, yeah.

00:12:59.000 I like how she honors him.

00:13:00.000 He was such a good art collector.

00:13:02.000 You mean rich guy who just shopped?

00:13:05.000 Wow, what a great collector you are.

00:13:09.000 Am I a great record collector?

00:13:12.000 What a gift it is to shop for yourself and go, now, and by the way, he obviously sucked.

00:13:18.000 He thought these were good.

00:13:20.000 Yeah.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, but the guy was a slave.

00:13:22.000 Oh, okay, that means the art is good then.

00:13:25.000 The guy had a rough life.

00:13:26.000 Definitely picture like art snobs going over this and being like, see, the dog, I think, represents the captivity.

00:13:32.000 Imagine that was a racist white guy who made those. 0.98

00:13:36.000 You'd be in a bonfire right now.

00:13:38.000 Yes.

00:13:39.000 Their version of art is it's all about the story behind it.

00:13:42.000 No, I'm not buying it.

00:13:45.000 So anyway, she is doing force majeure frame by frame, exactly the same movie, exactly the same scenes in exactly the same order with exactly the same characters.

00:13:57.000 But Will Farrell is the guy that's lacking masculinity, and he's his usual Will Farrell, stupid cuck, loser self.

00:14:08.000 So now it's like an attack on men and what losers we all are.

00:14:13.000 So she's ruined it.

00:14:14.000 She ruined the whole point by making it too slapstick. 1.00

00:14:19.000 And now you go, well, now the movie is just called Men Suck.

00:14:23.000 Whereas the original Force Majeur, the real moral of it was, we're losing some men.

00:14:31.000 And this is the state of men today.

00:14:34.000 And you should be wary as a man that you may fall into this.

00:14:38.000 As opposed to Bozo the clown, Will Farrell.

00:14:43.000 This is seems like a really interesting concept, though.

00:14:46.000 What?

00:14:47.000 Making stealing a movie?

00:14:49.000 Well, they do it all the time, right?

00:14:49.000 Yeah.

00:14:51.000 All American TV was stolen.

00:14:53.000 Sanford and Sun was Steptoe and Son.

00:14:55.000 Three's Company was from Three's the Crowd.

00:14:57.000 Turn it up.

00:14:58.000 Who wants us to keep doing pulls up?

00:15:00.000 I don't know.

00:15:05.000 Just been through a lot lately.

00:15:07.000 My dad passed away.

00:15:09.000 Eight months ago.

00:15:10.000 So we came here.

00:15:12.000 He's still here.

00:15:14.000 You lose a parent, and the ticking gets louder.

00:15:17.000 Every day is all we have.

00:15:19.000 Yep.

00:15:19.000 We have.

00:15:21.000 Powerful.

00:15:24.000 But he's just a douche.

00:15:24.000 Maybe we should.

00:15:27.000 I don't think it'll be that challenging.

00:15:28.000 It'll be fine.

00:15:34.000 Is that okay?

00:15:35.000 It's fine.

00:15:43.000 Same scene.

00:15:44.000 Wow.

00:15:45.000 But hold on.

00:15:46.000 In the guys.

00:15:47.000 Wait a minute.

00:15:48.000 Go back.

00:15:48.000 Did you not assume?

00:15:49.000 Go back, go back.

00:15:50.000 Did they say from the co-creators of The Descendants?

00:15:53.000 Isn't it from the people who made this exact fucking movie?

00:15:58.000 Like, The Descendants guys?

00:16:00.000 You don't get any credit.

00:16:00.000 No, no, no.

00:16:02.000 You just recreated a movie frame by frame.

00:16:05.000 Wow.

00:16:05.000 That's the exact same scene that's in Force Majeure.

00:16:09.000 So it's not like it's an homage.

00:16:12.000 I like that movie, The Descendants, too.

00:16:14.000 What was that one again?

00:16:15.000 George Clooney.

00:16:16.000 And they're in Hawaii.

00:16:18.000 Wait, shut up, turn it up.

00:16:22.000 And I look over at Pete, and he had grabbed his phone.

00:16:26.000 Pete left us.

00:16:27.000 Dude, they're making it funny.

00:16:29.000 It's not funny.

00:16:30.000 It's about a marriage falling apart.

00:16:31.000 That exact scene is in force measure.

00:16:33.000 I ran to get help.

00:16:34.000 Yes.

00:16:35.000 I'm gonna win.

00:16:36.000 This song would happen.

00:16:37.000 I choose to survive.

00:16:39.000 I love my family.

00:16:41.000 Every day is all we have.

00:16:43.000 How could I run away?

00:16:45.000 What?

00:16:45.000 Ski boots.

00:16:46.000 Can you run in ski boots?

00:16:47.000 Not very well.

00:16:49.000 Boom.

00:16:49.000 Exactly.

00:16:50.000 Did that happen?

00:16:51.000 Yes.

00:16:52.000 See my scene, except it wasn't boom.

00:16:52.000 Exactly.

00:16:55.000 He goes, it's all subtitles, but he's, she's like, I don't think I, I don't remember it that way.

00:16:55.000 Right.

00:17:01.000 I was running.

00:17:03.000 I don't think I was running.

00:17:04.000 I mean, you're running in ski boots?

00:17:06.000 And she goes, you can run in ski boots.

00:17:08.000 You can hear it on the phone.

00:17:10.000 But it's not like whap, whap. 0.58

00:17:12.000 Anyway.

00:17:14.000 To his credit, though, wouldn't he think that they're going to be running behind him?

00:17:18.000 Would he supposed to grab them?

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 Okay.

00:17:20.000 What you're supposed to do if you see an avalanche coming at your family is get them under a table or tip up the table and have it face the snow or something.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:29.000 In the good movie, she goes to pick up the kids to run with them, and she's not strong enough because she's a woman. 1.00

00:17:36.000 And he's got his mitts and his phone.

00:17:39.000 And again, the most important thing about this movie for me personally was I have a crippling fear of cowardice.

00:17:48.000 You don't know how brave you are until you're there.

00:17:49.000 Now, I've been brave in the past, but in a situation like that, if I were to grab my phone and run and leave my family there, I don't see how I could possibly forgive myself.

00:18:00.000 So it might be the end of my life.

00:18:02.000 I would have to just get avalanche.

00:18:03.000 I'm one phone grab away from suicide.

00:18:09.000 Because of course, you're like me.

00:18:11.000 You're all positive that you would stand up and do the right thing.

00:18:15.000 But you don't know till there's an avalanche coming at your family.

00:18:19.000 I'd be gone by right there.

00:18:22.000 I know.

00:18:22.000 You don't have a family, fucknuts.

00:18:23.000 No, I know, but that's it.

00:18:29.000 Right, but you've got three kids.

00:18:30.000 I mean, two kids and a wife.

00:18:32.000 Yeah.

00:18:34.000 Anyway.

00:18:37.000 Also in the news, very important story.

00:18:40.000 One, two.

00:18:41.000 Look at the size of this fucking fish.

00:18:46.000 What the fuck?

00:18:48.000 Whoa.

00:18:50.000 It's 350 pounds.

00:18:54.000 What's your fishing line?

00:18:56.000 A steel cable?

00:18:58.000 How do you get it in the boat?

00:19:01.000 I don't understand.

00:19:03.000 What does the tech say there?

00:19:04.000 You can get like thousand pounds.

00:19:05.000 According to the Florida Fisherman Life Conservation Commission, this is a big old fish.

00:19:10.000 Thanks, guys.

00:19:11.000 Thanks for your input.

00:19:12.000 In late December, fishermen caught a massive Warsaw grouper near southwest Florida.

00:19:16.000 Now biologists from blah, blah, blah, the Research Institute fish.

00:19:21.000 I don't want to hear about that.

00:19:22.000 I want to know how you do it.

00:19:24.000 Because if you're fishing with a cable strong enough to catch that, then you're expecting something in the hundreds of pounds.

00:19:36.000 How could you possibly be expecting that?

00:19:39.000 They go out big fish or big fish fishing.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, deep sea fishing marlins.

00:19:44.000 Big fish and marlins and stuff.

00:19:46.000 They're not 350 pounds.

00:19:48.000 They can be 210 pounds.

00:19:49.000 Really?

00:19:50.000 Average, yeah.

00:19:51.000 Or I guess those big tuna guys?

00:19:54.000 I don't know if tunas get that big.

00:19:56.000 Look it up.

00:19:57.000 Let me see.

00:20:00.000 How do you get it onto the boat?

00:20:03.000 You have four dudes grab his mouth? 1.00

00:20:06.000 Is that edible?

00:20:08.000 The grouper?

00:20:09.000 Yeah.

00:20:09.000 I think you could eat grouper.

00:20:11.000 I could find that out too, but these are some big boys.

00:20:14.000 Some big tunas.

00:20:14.000 Let's see how much.

00:20:16.000 The average size, but 235 pounds?

00:20:20.000 Anywhere from 130 to 235 pounds.

00:20:22.000 So it's not that...

00:20:26.000 You know that show, River Monsters?

00:20:28.000 I love that show.

00:20:29.000 I fucking hate that show, and I hate you for loving it.

00:20:32.000 Because that guy is a bourgeois cunt.

00:20:32.000 What?

00:20:35.000 Yeah, well, yes.

00:20:36.000 And he thinks he's so intense.

00:20:38.000 He's totally fucking humorless.

00:20:41.000 Ugh, I hate him.

00:20:44.000 He likes showing his feet a lot.

00:20:46.000 Yeah, he loves his little toes.

00:20:49.000 But he's always freaking you out.

00:20:50.000 I wasn't sure if I was going to...

00:21:00.000 Whoa, I've got a sawfish.

00:21:02.000 Finally, I'm hands-on with the sawfish, the aquatic alien that wields what's possibly the weirdest weapon of them all.

00:21:13.000 Yeah, we've seen swordfish, dude.

00:21:17.000 Ooh.

00:21:18.000 What a loser, by the way.

00:21:20.000 Look at my teeth.

00:21:23.000 I want an apple, chomp, and now you don't see my teeth.

00:21:27.000 I don't need them right now.

00:21:28.000 How about having fucking teeth sticking out of the side of your head?

00:21:30.000 Like a dork.

00:21:32.000 And what you know what they do with that?

00:21:33.000 They have to like spear the fish.

00:21:36.000 Okay, I got it.

00:21:37.000 It's dead.

00:21:37.000 Now I have to sort of get it off my teeth and then try to eat it with my other fucking four mouths.

00:21:44.000 Loser.

00:21:45.000 We should do Animal Planet.

00:21:47.000 I really think so.

00:21:48.000 Because you should see this koala go through it without an accent.

00:21:51.000 I mean, without.

00:21:54.000 I'll do the British guy. 0.92

00:21:56.000 Koala gets evicted from tree.

00:21:57.000 You ever see this?

00:21:58.000 No.

00:21:59.000 It's amazing.

00:22:02.000 We're having a very half-assed show today, aren't we?

00:22:06.000 Koalas will rip you to fucking shreds. 1.00

00:22:08.000 *crickets*

00:22:19.000 Sorry, there's no koala Superman.

00:22:24.000 It screams like a little lady. 1.00

00:22:28.000 Do you hear the other one growling?

00:22:34.000 Like, what's happening right now?

00:22:35.000 They're dicks.

00:22:36.000 They're dicks.

00:22:38.000 Koalas are assholes. 1.00

00:22:38.000 No, it's true. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Have you ever heard of this prank they like to do in Australia?

00:22:43.000 They say that there's a different type of koala called a dropping bear or something.

00:22:50.000 Just look up Koala Australia prank. 0.96

00:22:54.000 And what they do is they tell these American journalists who come by that you have to be really careful of these other kind of koalas that look exactly like koalas, but will rip you to shreds.

00:23:04.000 And what they do is they dress up the journalist in protective gear with huge protective things and goggles and helmets and stuff.

00:23:12.000 I think that's it.

00:23:13.000 Is that it?

00:23:14.000 Check it out.

00:23:14.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:23:16.000 This makes me love Australians.

00:23:18.000 I'm not quite sure what it's doing right now.

00:23:20.000 It's looking at well, okay.

00:23:22.000 This ITV presenter has been led to believe she's holding dot dot dot.

00:23:26.000 Right.

00:23:27.000 Deadly drop bear, which senses her fear.

00:23:29.000 Don't take it off.

00:23:32.000 I'm gonna get the dot after time.

00:23:34.000 Dot.

00:23:35.000 Notice I have an extra.

00:23:35.000 No, okay.

00:23:36.000 Turn it off.

00:23:37.000 Okay, okay.

00:23:38.000 She's scotted.

00:23:38.000 Take it off.

00:23:39.000 Take it off.

00:23:40.000 Take it off me.

00:23:41.000 Okay.

00:23:42.000 Alright, alright.

00:23:44.000 Good boy.

00:23:45.000 Alright.

00:23:46.000 That's fine.

00:23:46.000 Goodbye.

00:23:46.000 Sam?

00:23:47.000 That's great.

00:23:48.000 You're kidding me!

00:23:50.000 You're kidding me!

00:23:53.000 A drop bear.

00:23:55.000 A drop bear.

00:23:56.000 By the way, speaking of Australia, so you know that gay who killed himself?

00:24:00.000 Bullied to death?

00:24:01.000 Yes.

00:24:02.000 He said drag queens aren't for kids. 1.00

00:24:04.000 I get this letter from this guy who says he worked with him.

00:24:09.000 Okay?

00:24:10.000 You're not going to believe this.

00:24:12.000 I think his name's Winston.

00:24:15.000 Right?

00:24:16.000 I know I'm reading the mailbag early, but this is sort of different.

00:24:20.000 Kind of losing you on the mic a little bit there.

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:24.000 Winston A. Cumberbund.

00:24:26.000 So he says, Dear Gavin, I'm writing to you blokes to highlight the tragic story of Wilson Gavin, the young gay conservative who protested Drag Queen's Story Hour.

00:24:39.000 Wilson was a mate of mine.

00:24:40.000 We worked together on a number of conservative causes and projects for the past couple years.

00:24:43.000 He's kind of like a Milo Light, a devout Catholic, and far less flamboyant than Milo.

00:24:48.000 Well, that might change after a few drinks.

00:24:52.000 Gavin, you have received the same or worse in your time.

00:24:55.000 You know what it's like.

00:24:56.000 Unfortunately, I don't think Wilson could cope with all the pressure.

00:24:58.000 He was only 21.

00:25:00.000 You do have to have pretty thick skin.

00:25:02.000 I mean, marriages fall apart.

00:25:05.000 People commit suicide.

00:25:07.000 It's like a constant state of grabbing your phone and glass mitts.

00:25:11.000 The avalanche of the left.

00:25:13.000 No, but like when you get death threats on a regular basis, you have to assume they're all true.

00:25:18.000 So it chips away at your psyche.

00:25:20.000 Sitting in the back of the restaurant.

00:25:22.000 Every time I go to a restaurant, I have to sit in the back.

00:25:23.000 All right, it's shit going down.

00:25:24.000 Have a plan with the kids.

00:25:26.000 Don't stop believing starts playing.

00:25:27.000 You're like, oh, shit.

00:25:28.000 We're going to cut the black. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Damn it.

00:25:31.000 So anyway, he's telling me to talk about this guy, right?

00:25:36.000 And he's also got some great points.

00:25:38.000 Like he says there was this dude, Lord Drake.

00:25:42.000 You should have this in your email.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, you were CC'd. 0.95

00:25:45.000 Lord Drake?

00:25:46.000 Yeah, Lord Drake.

00:25:47.000 Homophobia's taking another life.

00:25:48.000 This time, internalized hatred, driven by years of LNP endorsed actions.

00:25:53.000 Liberal means conservative in Australia.

00:25:55.000 National Club President Wilson Gavin dies by suicide.

00:25:59.000 So he killed himself according to this queen because he had internalized homophobia.

00:26:05.000 That, by the way, I've heard that about proud boys who are gay.

00:26:07.000 They have internalized homophobia.

00:26:10.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:26:12.000 They say it about black people, too, if they're conservative.

00:26:14.000 They have internalized racism.

00:26:17.000 You got little Klan men living in your fucking pectoral muscles. 0.77

00:26:21.000 Anyway, so this guy contacts me and I go, dude, you're telling me to talk about Gavin, about Wilson Gavin, about a day after I talked all about him.

00:26:32.000 So you might want to check out the show that you're emailing and telling it what to say.

00:26:38.000 And then I go, let's get you on the show.

00:26:41.000 And he goes, I'd love to, but confident, and I'm blowing his confidentiality.

00:26:48.000 I'm a political staffer.

00:26:50.000 This could be legal problems for me and the logo, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:54.000 I can't get involved.

00:26:56.000 It's too dangerous, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:58.000 And I have to keep a low profile.

00:27:00.000 And I go, I go, I've already been talking about it.

00:27:03.000 Do you not watch my show?

00:27:03.000 And I go, so you refuse to come on.

00:27:05.000 You're too scared.

00:27:06.000 Your friend was killed by the mob and you're too scared to stand up.

00:27:12.000 And then he goes, some of us fight overtly, like yourself.

00:27:15.000 Some covertly.

00:27:16.000 It's better to be inside the tent and make changes within than be on the outside.

00:27:20.000 Look at this fucking little kid is telling me about life.

00:27:23.000 I'm 50 years old.

00:27:25.000 I'm half a century old.

00:27:26.000 Seems like there's validity to that, though, right?

00:27:29.000 No.

00:27:29.000 To be covert.

00:27:30.000 Be brave.

00:27:31.000 Do you watch this fucking show?

00:27:33.000 Get fired.

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:34.000 Get in trouble.

00:27:35.000 We have our spies.

00:27:37.000 We got people on the inside.

00:27:38.000 Yeah, they're pussies. 0.99

00:27:42.000 So, anyway.

00:27:44.000 Do you like my sweatshirt, by the way?

00:27:46.000 Do you know who made it?

00:27:48.000 No, Tommy Hilfiger.

00:27:50.000 Wow, you really are at 100% shithead rate.

00:27:53.000 Is that like a Henley?

00:27:55.000 Something Henley?

00:27:56.000 No, Todd Snyder was the designer for J. Crew, but he insisted on too much quality and it got too expensive for them.

00:28:05.000 It killed their profit margin.

00:28:06.000 So after, I don't know, decades, they fired him.

00:28:10.000 He did really cool stuff like the liquor store.

00:28:13.000 You ever go to the liquor store in Lower Manhattan?

00:28:16.000 I shouldn't have told you about it because you're going to go blow all your fucking money there because you're so bad at saving.

00:28:22.000 But it's a really cool store that has high-end, what is it, J. Crew stuff?

00:28:30.000 I forget the brand.

00:28:32.000 But anyway, so he does these one-offs with certain brands.

00:28:36.000 And right now, Todd Snyder is doing Champion.

00:28:43.000 He's got great stuff.

00:28:44.000 I like that.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, well, it's out of your league, so keep your eyes off it.

00:28:49.000 But the Champion sweatshirts are like recreations of the 70s ones.

00:28:54.000 So I'm wearing a J. Crew shirt underneath my Todd Snyder.

00:28:58.000 And I like to have just a little splash.

00:29:01.000 Yeah, that's fun.

00:29:02.000 A little splash of plaid there, you know?

00:29:05.000 It's very 1950s American preppy, which is really what the mods were based on.

00:29:10.000 They were all the Harringtons and all that shit you see and the short haircuts. 1.00

00:29:13.000 They were being 50s mods.

00:29:15.000 They were inspired by Steve McQueen.

00:29:18.000 Show some of the champion stuff, though.

00:29:21.000 Are you on the Todd Snyder's page?

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 Todd Snyder, New York.

00:29:25.000 Champion.

00:29:26.000 They have their own little tab now.

00:29:29.000 Champion.

00:29:30.000 Well, maybe you should click on it.

00:29:32.000 What are you doing?

00:29:34.000 Waiting.

00:29:36.000 Well, not nuts about those.

00:29:38.000 Nor those.

00:29:40.000 This is all champion?

00:29:42.000 Well, it's all gay. 1.00

00:29:44.000 Yeah, that's pretty quiet.

00:29:45.000 That's pretty cool.

00:29:46.000 Italian wool?

00:29:47.000 Yeah, I can kind of get with that.

00:29:49.000 It wouldn't be quiet if someone stepped to me in that.

00:29:51.000 Nah, he would like to get it.

00:29:52.000 That would be quiet.

00:29:53.000 It would be quiet if the guy did the red and the blue if he stepped to me.

00:29:57.000 But hey, if someone steps to me with that, they're going to get some.

00:30:00.000 They're going to get it.

00:30:04.000 These are cool.

00:30:05.000 Hi, I'm the most popular supermodel in the entire fucking world.

00:30:08.000 And if you come up to me with a certain pair of shoes that are only about $180, I'll start sucking your dick. 0.96

00:30:13.000 They're about $180.

00:30:18.000 These are pretty affordable for high-end stuff.

00:30:21.000 $118 for sweatpants?

00:30:22.000 No, it's out of your league, dude.

00:30:24.000 Stop.

00:30:24.000 I almost bought a $250 hoodie.

00:30:27.000 You're kidding me.

00:30:28.000 No, I didn't.

00:30:29.000 I wouldn't have ever, ever.

00:30:30.000 Even if I have a million dollars, I wouldn't buy $250.

00:30:33.000 You can buy expensive shit if you can afford it.

00:30:35.000 Here's how you buy things.

00:30:37.000 Is this a good deal?

00:30:39.000 Yes.

00:30:40.000 Can I afford it?

00:30:42.000 It's number two.

00:30:44.000 Okay, that was no.

00:30:45.000 Do I need it?

00:30:47.000 Mm-hmm.

00:30:48.000 Is number three.

00:30:49.000 Yes.

00:30:50.000 You don't need it.

00:30:51.000 For my briefcase.

00:30:52.000 For my briefcase.

00:30:53.000 You didn't need a briefcase?

00:30:54.000 What was the matter with your backpack?

00:30:55.000 Thing is.

00:30:55.000 90% of New Yorkers carry their laptops around their backpack.

00:30:59.000 Now, the way my express suits are constructed, I meant I wanted them to last a long time.

00:31:03.000 I'll put the camera on me.

00:31:05.000 And it destroys the shoulder pads.

00:31:07.000 I learned this from going through the airport with my backpack on.

00:31:10.000 And then I looked it up.

00:31:11.000 I was like, am I not supposed to?

00:31:12.000 And it says, yeah, you don't do that.

00:31:14.000 It's going to ruin the padding in there.

00:31:16.000 And then you can't, unless you bring it to a tailor and they crack the shit open, they can't reset that cotton in there.

00:31:20.000 It's packed very particularly.

00:31:23.000 And I'm not going to get an express suit fixed up.

00:31:26.000 It's ridiculous.

00:31:27.000 You know how many years it would take for a knapsack to ruin your suit?

00:31:31.000 In one thing, the shoulder pad shifted.

00:31:34.000 It now has a bump in it.

00:31:35.000 I could show you.

00:31:36.000 My gray suit is fucking ruined.

00:31:38.000 Basically, so it also takes away from the aesthetic when you wear a backpack with a suit.

00:31:44.000 And I want to look like a businessman.

00:31:45.000 I got my nice shoes.

00:31:46.000 I want to be a businessman.

00:31:47.000 You know that's a quote from Gary Coleman on Arsenio Hall.

00:31:50.000 Where he goes, I want to be a businessman.

00:31:53.000 It's almost as good as...

00:31:55.000 What do you mean a businessman?

00:31:59.000 Yeah, that's an investment.

00:32:02.000 Investment in your own retardation. 0.99

00:32:04.000 Can we?

00:32:05.000 I've been meaning to get to this, speaking of you being a fuck up.

00:32:09.000 Is there a way we can access your Instagram stories?

00:32:11.000 I'm a boomer.

00:32:12.000 My stories, I don't know.

00:32:14.000 Do they go away?

00:32:16.000 Yeah, they do.

00:32:16.000 After 24 hours.

00:32:20.000 Yeah, no, I don't see that.

00:32:22.000 No, I can't.

00:32:23.000 Maybe my archive?

00:32:26.000 Well, let us see what you're looking at.

00:32:30.000 Because your Instagram stories are so shit.

00:32:34.000 What?

00:32:35.000 I'm constantly amazed.

00:32:37.000 I assume an Instagram story is like, hey, everyone, check it out.

00:32:41.000 I just caught this frog.

00:32:42.000 I've never seen markings like this before because it's something that you don't want to fit in an Instagram thing.

00:32:47.000 Anyway, bye, frog.

00:32:48.000 And then he goes away.

00:32:49.000 I get that.

00:32:50.000 You'll just have you with a tie and some shitty song in the background by like Tool or something.

00:32:56.000 And I'll just be like, That's it.

00:33:02.000 Yeah, they're little vignettes of expression.

00:33:05.000 But you're not expressing anything.

00:33:08.000 Will you stop horking tobacco into a fucking Gatorade container?

00:33:12.000 It's so disgusting.

00:33:13.000 You're making me seem like the worst.

00:33:15.000 You are the worst.

00:33:16.000 Show the camera what you're just spitting into.

00:33:20.000 He's.

00:33:25.000 I apologize.

00:33:26.000 That is disgusting.

00:33:29.000 It doesn't help that I look the most disheveled I've ever looked.

00:33:34.000 You're worse than menstruation. 1.00

00:33:36.000 Menstruation is a curse that leads to a miracle. 1.00

00:33:41.000 But you just said, I'll take on my own menstruation, thanks, without the creating life part. 0.99

00:33:48.000 I need nicotine.

00:33:50.000 Otherwise, I can't concentrate.

00:33:51.000 So this is for the show.

00:33:52.000 This is an investment again.

00:33:54.000 I don't want this in my lip.

00:33:55.000 It's very in.

00:33:57.000 It's not convenient for me.

00:34:00.000 But I do it for the show.

00:34:01.000 Bieber has limes, one, three.

00:34:04.000 Will you stop with the fucking spinning?

00:34:07.000 You just did it two seconds ago.

00:34:08.000 One more.

00:34:09.000 How often do you have to do it?

00:34:11.000 I just don't want to swallow this particular batch.

00:34:15.000 It's like it's every 10 seconds.

00:34:18.000 This one's bad.

00:34:18.000 Okay.

00:34:24.000 Are you done with your disgusting fucking habit?

00:34:29.000 Screwing on the top, putting it away.

00:34:32.000 Justin Bieber reveals Lyme disease.

00:34:34.000 Have you noticed Lyme only happens to losers?

00:34:38.000 He is.

00:34:38.000 Kathleen Hanna, Justin Bieber, Ryan Katsu-Ribera.

00:34:42.000 Avra Levine.

00:34:43.000 Another shit stain on humanity.

00:34:46.000 She's great.

00:34:46.000 Why do you have to make things so complicated?

00:34:48.000 Justin Bieber announced some big news over Christmas that has fans excited.

00:34:52.000 He has Lyme music and has now confirmed that not only is new music on the way, but so is an entire album of 45 City Stadium tour.

00:34:52.000 This is a newspaper.

00:35:02.000 Listen to the other guy grew excited.

00:35:04.000 Just like Bieber's announcement in this trailer he released.

00:35:10.000 As humans, we are imperfect.

00:35:14.000 My past, my Jesus's house.

00:35:18.000 Nice pants.

00:35:19.000 Todd Snyder Smurf Collection.

00:35:24.000 I'm a homeless skater from 1993.

00:35:30.000 Oh, look at how he walks.

00:35:30.000 Oh, what's up?

00:35:33.000 Just whatever, man.

00:35:35.000 Lackadaisical.

00:35:39.000 That's amazing.

00:35:41.000 Trying to get through my day.

00:35:43.000 Where's Lyme?

00:35:44.000 Yummy.

00:35:45.000 Yummy.

00:35:46.000 You know what's not yummy?

00:35:47.000 Lyme disease.

00:35:48.000 Debilitating.

00:35:49.000 You know what's amazing about you spending money?

00:35:51.000 So you buy a $200 handbag.

00:35:54.000 If you went to the clinic downstairs and spent another $100, you could get retested and find out if you have a debilitating disease.

00:36:02.000 Right.

00:36:03.000 But you know what I am taking?

00:36:04.000 Diatomaceous Earth, which is known to Iraq.

00:36:07.000 Known by who?

00:36:08.000 Marianne Williamson?

00:36:10.000 No, hey.

00:36:11.000 Here, look, we'll look it up.

00:36:12.000 Diatomaceous Earth.

00:36:15.000 It's some hippie bullshit thing.

00:36:16.000 You've got a doctor right there who gave you antibiotics.

00:36:21.000 You're supposed to follow up.

00:36:22.000 How do you not even know that?

00:36:23.000 You go to a doctor's office, they check you, you take the antibiotics, then you go back.

00:36:28.000 Did this work?

00:36:30.000 So what is this?

00:36:31.000 Some stupid fucking health site?

00:36:34.000 There's probably more.

00:36:36.000 Holy shit.

00:36:39.000 You probably believe in those wax candles that they put in your ear to get rid of earwax, and the earwax is just from the candle itself.

00:36:45.000 That one I do not fall for.

00:36:47.000 So Bieber has limes, huh?

00:36:48.000 Lime?

00:36:50.000 Yeah, lime. 0.96

00:36:52.000 It has to be an all-catalyzer.

00:36:53.000 I have faults for you to connect.

00:36:55.000 I have multiple.

00:36:56.000 Oh.

00:36:56.000 He's just got one.

00:37:00.000 And yeah, it leads to all kinds of neurological problems, too.

00:37:02.000 I heard, yeah.

00:37:03.000 So you may want to check up on that and make sure that you don't still have it.

00:37:07.000 Somebody said that.

00:37:08.000 I'm not going to hold your hand every step of the way.

00:37:10.000 No, I get it.

00:37:11.000 No, you did quite enough.

00:37:12.000 Yeah, there's a lot of things I got to do, frankly.

00:37:14.000 I got to pay my taxes, frankly.

00:37:15.000 It's been three years.

00:37:18.000 I paid my taxes.

00:37:19.000 Have you ever paid taxes?

00:37:20.000 Yes.

00:37:23.000 Stop doing Instagram moments, please.

00:37:28.000 All right, so here's the main story of the day.

00:37:32.000 Oh, I just sent you an email after everything at the very last second from Yashar Ali, one of the worst people in the world.

00:37:44.000 He's a homo from Iran who can't wait to throw his parents under the bus and talk about how horrible they are and how Iran treats gays. 1.00

00:37:53.000 But at the same time, he's an immigrant.

00:37:56.000 So he talks about how racist America is and how Iranians are mistreated and basically just constantly complaining and whining about his lot in life, where we took him in from one of the shittiest countries in the world.

00:38:10.000 Like, check out 19, Charlie Kirk.

00:38:13.000 The Groipers left to shit on him.

00:38:14.000 I don't like all this dissent within the right.

00:38:17.000 We need unity.

00:38:18.000 And I was watching this the other day and I just thought, Charlie Kirk is a national treasure.

00:38:22.000 And when you shit on him because you disagree on one stupid thing, you deny us a really effective activist who is going to college campuses and telling these imbeciles how far off they are.

00:38:37.000 but it seems do you agree Iran's an evil?

00:38:39.000 I think that Saudi, I think well my player, the Is Iran and Saudi Arabia both enemies of the West? 0.96

00:38:46.000 No, I don't think that's a good idea.

00:38:48.000 Wow.

00:38:48.000 So Iran funding Hamas and Hezbollah is what?

00:38:51.000 Good?

00:38:51.000 What would you say that?

00:38:52.000 I think that's the only thing the Palestinian people and the Lebanese people have the right to defend themselves from this.

00:38:59.000 Hamas is not defending themselves.

00:39:00.000 They're a terrorist organization targeting Jews, launching rockets into this nation-state of Israel every single day.

00:39:08.000 Hamas is not Palestinian. 0.90

00:39:11.000 Hamas and Hezbollah are terrorist organizations that were still on Twitter, by the way.

00:39:15.000 Total destruction of the rightful nation-state of Israel.

00:39:18.000 That's completely untrue.

00:39:19.000 Hamas. 0.73

00:39:21.000 Hamas has repeatedly expressed acceptance of the two-state solution.

00:39:27.000 Okay, well, the terrorism that Hamas and Hezbollah are responsible for pales in comparison with the terrorism that Israel and the United States carry out on a regular basis.

00:39:36.000 First of all, Ayatollah Khamenei, the head of Iranian theocratic construction, essentially part of government, and the former president Akadi Majad, said death to Israel, death to the West, death to America multiple times. 0.50

00:39:36.000 Two quick things. 0.50

00:39:48.000 How do they act on it?

00:39:49.000 Because you said it's just words.

00:39:51.000 They give billions to Hamas. 0.70

00:39:52.000 They give billions to Hezbollah.

00:39:54.000 They support the bombing of Israeli children. 1.00

00:39:56.000 They give money to PA that funds and incentivizes terrorist behavior.

00:39:59.000 They refuse to condemn Hamas and Hezbollah any time under UN resolutions ever. 0.75

00:40:04.000 They refuse to ever vote and say this is wrong.

00:40:07.000 They actually fund BDS resolutions all across the world.

00:40:10.000 That's the boycott Israel. 0.95

00:40:10.000 That's outwardly anti-Semitic, not to mention outwardly anti-gay, anti-Christian, anti-Western. 0.95

00:40:17.000 And finally, why does Iran want nuclear weapons so bad?

00:40:19.000 Why?

00:40:20.000 Because they want to act on their words to destroy Israel, destroy the West, destroy America. 0.94

00:40:25.000 Iran is the fundamentally biggest and most sinister evil of everybody in this room. 1.00

00:40:31.000 And if you have sympathy for it, I wonder why.

00:40:35.000 Don't you hate Muslims with British accents?

00:40:38.000 That just bothers me.

00:40:40.000 You went to some Hoity-Toity British school because we allowed your Iranian parents to come here and be rich. 1.00

00:40:49.000 And you take our British education and talk about how evil the West is with your wonderful rich, smart British learning.

00:41:00.000 Hello, I would just like to start this with saying that I feel absolutely no gratitude to Britain for taking me in and educating me and sending me to the finest schools.

00:41:10.000 In fact, I think they're terrorists.

00:41:13.000 And I think that what the Palestinians in Hamas are doing pales in comparison with, oh, the evil imperialist scum.

00:41:23.000 That's Ilhan Omar, too, talking about Somalia.

00:41:26.000 Oh, I have PTSD from when America invaded us.

00:41:30.000 America invaded Mogadishu to help the people get the aid they were sending because a warlord was keeping it for himself.

00:41:39.000 And by the way, we took in thousands of refugees, including you, you ugly bitch. 1.00

00:41:45.000 I wonder what's under that skull cap, that d-rag. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Just like pubes. 1.00

00:41:51.000 My pubes.

00:41:51.000 Ew.

00:41:52.000 You see that meme where like they photoshop?

00:41:55.000 That's really graphic.

00:41:56.000 Oh, photoshopping is evil, by the way.

00:41:58.000 Say what?

00:41:59.000 I'm going to get to that in censorship.

00:42:00.000 Do you think Charlie Kirk's like the America First Kids, the Grapers, they're like sharpening his blade a little bit?

00:42:08.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:42:08.000 Because did he usually have that passion?

00:42:10.000 I realized just till now.

00:42:11.000 You don't watch Charlie Kirk, Ryan.

00:42:13.000 You can't monitor his progress.

00:42:14.000 I was just going to say, I've never heard of Charlie.

00:42:16.000 So they don't interject.

00:42:17.000 But I'm asking you.

00:42:19.000 No, he was always sharp.

00:42:19.000 Yes.

00:42:22.000 But here's the criticism 2-0.

00:42:27.000 This was an interesting sort of a tweet thread that I was talking about actually with John's black wife, John Kinsman, Zenoa Kinsman.

00:42:35.000 TPUSA people really do have a type, though.

00:42:38.000 And we see Candace Owens with her white husband.

00:42:40.000 And then I think the black guy we just saw, I think that's him there with his white husband.

00:42:44.000 It's a different guy.

00:42:45.000 Are you sure?

00:42:46.000 Yeah.

00:42:46.000 Okay.

00:42:48.000 How do you know?

00:42:49.000 Because on Milo's show, we delved into that guy.

00:42:54.000 Okay.

00:42:55.000 All right.

00:42:56.000 Keep going down.

00:42:58.000 And there's something really interesting among black people who talk big about how their blackness matters to them and then marrying white people. 0.51

00:43:07.000 Now, at first glance, that seems like a great point.

00:43:11.000 And then, oh, keep going.

00:43:12.000 She talks about AOC, who says that AOC talks about how white supremacy is everywhere, but not just with her boyfriend, who is the whitest person I've ever seen in my life. 0.73

00:43:22.000 Ilhan Omar thinks white supremacy from Protest the Year.

00:43:29.000 He looks like Sean King's brother.

00:43:31.000 Wow.

00:43:32.000 Who also looks exactly like me.

00:43:35.000 Ilhan Omar thinks white supremacy and sexism.

00:43:38.000 I can't read it when you jump around like a fucking frog or a toad.

00:43:43.000 And sexism and racism cause violence, but reportedly broke up the marriage of a white man.

00:43:49.000 That guy's white as hell. 0.97

00:43:50.000 He is a fucking very white dude.

00:43:53.000 No, I'm Jewish.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, you're white. 0.91

00:43:57.000 I remember seeing this.

00:43:58.000 We should have talked about this with Ron, but during the riots in F letter F riots.

00:44:08.000 Anyway, where they were stabbing the fire hoses and everything.

00:44:13.000 They started to smash a bank.

00:44:15.000 And there was this Jewish guy there, older Jewish guy, who was part of the rioting because he hates racist cops too.

00:44:21.000 And he goes, I don't think we should start destroying property.

00:44:24.000 I think that makes our movement look bad.

00:44:25.000 And they're like, fuck you, white asshole. 0.53

00:44:27.000 And they shove him.

00:44:28.000 And he goes, no, no, I'm Jewish.

00:44:31.000 And like, they're going to go, oh, I'm sorry.

00:44:36.000 I had no idea.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, welcome to the revolution.

00:44:38.000 Come on in, my fellow Marxist comrade.

00:44:40.000 No, they just go, what?

00:44:41.000 I don't even, I hate Jews more. 1.00

00:44:43.000 And then just pound the crap out of them.

00:44:46.000 By the way, tomorrow, on tomorrow's show, we have a very involved how-to box instructional video where I show you every punch you need to know and how to do it.

00:44:57.000 That'll be on tomorrow's show.

00:44:59.000 We're just sort of fine-tuning it.

00:45:01.000 But anyway, go back to that meme because it sounds like she has a salient point.

00:45:07.000 And she would if we weren't living in a country that is some say 64% white.

00:45:15.000 I say if you include white Hispanics, it's more like 75.

00:45:19.000 It's sort of like with Christianity, the number seems to range from 64 to 75.

00:45:22.000 I wonder if there's a reason for that.

00:45:24.000 But let's say 70% white.

00:45:27.000 If you're in a country that's 70% white and you throw a rock, the odds are you're going to hit a white person. 0.74

00:45:35.000 So, Candace Owens grew up, I think, in Connecticut.

00:45:39.000 A lot of white people around.

00:45:41.000 She had a white people, how do races shit this year? 1.00

00:45:45.000 So, it's not like there were all these potential black lovers that she said, ew, gross, no thanks, and then chose a white one. 0.85

00:45:52.000 It's like if you talk about how great the West is, right?

00:45:58.000 And you live in Japan and you end up marrying a Japanese chick.

00:46:01.000 Well, there's tons of Japanese chicks around. 1.00

00:46:05.000 So it's not as hypocritical as it first appears.

00:46:12.000 And I think you can still think your people are awesome if you marry one that's different. 1.00

00:46:17.000 I think my people are awesome.

00:46:18.000 married one that's different.

00:46:25.000 Are we done with that?

00:46:26.000 Black people with spouses meme, or did it keep going?

00:46:29.000 No, go back.

00:46:30.000 As far as pictures, no, but there's some text here.

00:46:32.000 What did she say?

00:46:34.000 It's very weird that people of color who loudly espouse their own in-group racial preferences end up having revealed preferences for white people all along while hating white people for having those same stated in-group preferences. 0.66

00:46:42.000 That's a good point.

00:46:43.000 Go a little lower.

00:46:45.000 Love your people or not, but don't talk about how much you love your people and then not even make the most important decision of your life with the future of your people in mind while calling everyone racist for caring about theirs.

00:46:55.000 Oh yeah, that reminds me.

00:46:56.000 So some black people got on her case.

00:46:58.000 I think she seems like a black woman.

00:47:00.000 She seems like a woke black woman that Ashley raided Greipernberg. 0.98

00:47:06.000 And people said, no, man, this is actually the black people spreading their blackness around. 0.97

00:47:14.000 And it's based on that stupid one-drop rule, which the Nazis thought was a little too harsh, literally, where if you have like one fucking great-great-grandfather that was black, you're black.

00:47:27.000 And that was the Jim Crow evil racist America background rule that's long since dead and not worth talking about.

00:47:35.000 But it seems to come back up to discussions about race where they seem to think it's true that if your great-great-grandmother was black, then you're going to be black.

00:47:45.000 All blacks have to do to make whites black forever is one drop. 0.99

00:47:50.000 Ashley Ray is not.

00:47:53.000 She's a white woman. 1.00

00:47:54.000 That's just patently false.

00:47:56.000 Oh, that's her?

00:47:58.000 That's not her, Ryan.

00:47:59.000 It's Ashley Ray Goldenberg.

00:48:02.000 Yeah, holy shit.

00:48:03.000 You're so fucking dumb.

00:48:04.000 But I also got that from...

00:48:09.000 Ashley Ray Groupenberg.

00:48:10.000 She's verified.

00:48:12.000 She's verified.

00:48:13.000 So that is her.

00:48:14.000 And then she was talking about how somebody...

00:48:20.000 Ryan, the Groipenberg is a far-right troll, right?

00:48:25.000 Ashley, the girl you just saw, is a fucking stupid airhead feminist liberal. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Why verify?

00:48:33.000 Why would she spell her name different and include Groiper in it?

00:48:36.000 Why would a feminist lesbian do that? 1.00

00:48:37.000 See, this is, again, you knowing nothing.

00:48:39.000 You should be familiar with that other chick, and remember when she was on Tucker, and remember when she was all over the news, and what's his name?

00:48:46.000 Martin Shkrelli was stalking her and putting her in photos, which is why he's banned from Twitter.

00:48:54.000 I see, I see.

00:48:56.000 If you don't know anything, don't get involved.

00:49:01.000 I can't believe you just did that.

00:49:02.000 But can you be anonymous and verified?

00:49:04.000 I guess so, because they are...

00:49:10.000 No, of course you can't.

00:49:12.000 All right.

00:49:12.000 I think I'm finally ready to get to the story that I wanted to start the whole show with, which was censorship.

00:49:22.000 So there is this chick named Nanoodles.

00:49:27.000 She works for Sleeping Giants.

00:49:28.000 Sleeping Giants is a group that says, this is finally the segment.

00:49:33.000 We're starting the show right now.

00:49:35.000 Censorship on censored.tv.

00:49:38.000 Sleeping Giants are a group that say we are out to stop Nazis and white nationalists from making money.

00:49:47.000 I don't quite get why that's such a priority.

00:49:50.000 Are they going to be raising money to buy weapons for the imminent race war?

00:49:53.000 For the Boogaloo?

00:49:55.000 Is that what you're trying to prevent?

00:49:57.000 Too many weapons in a war?

00:49:59.000 I don't think they think it through that far.

00:50:00.000 And also, if you're out there to stop white nationalism, I assume a third of your posts are about the Aryan nations and other white supremacist groups?

00:50:10.000 No.

00:50:11.000 So they're lying.

00:50:12.000 What they're really about is thwarting conservatives.

00:50:15.000 And they have focused almost all their efforts on shutting down Breitbart.

00:50:19.000 And the way they do that is by harassing anyone who advertises with Breitbart, including people that are on dumb internet loops where they send it out to 10 million websites and you pay a fraction of a cent for each one, that kind of thing.

00:50:33.000 And that's under the auspices that when you're on their site, you're condoning their content, which is crazy.

00:50:40.000 If there's something on the news on CNN, like there was a mudslide and 10 babies were killed, and then there's an ad for Coca-Cola, does anyone go, that's fucked up?

00:50:49.000 Coca-Cola is linked to dead babies now.

00:50:51.000 That's not how people operate with ads.

00:50:53.000 They don't link them.

00:50:55.000 Anyway, what sleeping giants really are about is terrorism.

00:51:01.000 They are about political terrorism.

00:51:03.000 Well, terrorism is political by nature.

00:51:06.000 They terrorize people.

00:51:08.000 They try to bankrupt them based on their political views.

00:51:12.000 And they're not fighting Nazis.

00:51:14.000 They're fighting conservatives.

00:51:15.000 Or actually, they're fighting non-liberals.

00:51:17.000 So the most recent story, 1-4, is this hideous cunt got Stefan Molinya booted off of MailChimp. 0.87

00:51:28.000 Confirmed, MailChimp has terminated Stefan Molinya's account.

00:51:32.000 Yes!

00:51:33.000 He can't speak to people who want to listen to him.

00:51:36.000 Thanks to everyone who pitched in on this one.

00:51:38.000 And there's MailChimp saying, thank you for bringing this to our attention.

00:51:41.000 We've terminated this account.

00:51:43.000 They terminated my account too, by the way.

00:51:45.000 Within like a week.

00:51:47.000 You think she's ugly, huh? 1.00

00:51:49.000 Because her forehead's the largest I've ever seen?

00:51:52.000 Is that why?

00:51:52.000 Her forehead never ends.

00:51:53.000 Eventually, the picture had to say, I gotta...

00:51:59.000 I have limits.

00:52:00.000 I gotta stop showing forehead at some point.

00:52:03.000 So we're just gonna have to crop it here.

00:52:04.000 Maybe we can come back next week.

00:52:06.000 And then she's got that dripping camel nose. 1.00

00:52:09.000 And she's got two smile dimple levels.

00:52:11.000 And she's old, and her eggs are dried up, and she has no family. 1.00

00:52:14.000 See, this is what happens when women don't create life and shape human life and have families and homes. 1.00

00:52:20.000 They become busybody little cunts that go around and say, I don't want him emailing his friends. 0.84

00:52:27.000 Nah.

00:52:29.000 Got him.

00:52:30.000 And calling Stefan Moligna a white nationalist is threadbare at best.

00:52:38.000 Go to 1.5.

00:52:43.000 Okay, so this is what they're against.

00:52:45.000 Remember earlier I said I was going to mention that Photoshopping has to be censored?

00:52:48.000 This is something that the world's biggest social networks are trying very hard not to tackle.

00:52:53.000 If you don't listen to her, by the way, then you're trying hard not to solve a problem.

00:52:58.000 If you work with her, then you're trying to solve the problem.

00:53:01.000 Just like Ron said yesterday, they're Bolsheviks.

00:53:04.000 All she wants is power. 1.00

00:53:05.000 Nanoodles, that ugly bitch, wants to control people and say who gets what mail chimp and who gets to make what joke. 1.00

00:53:14.000 So go back to that fucking picture.

00:53:16.000 The very things that Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube sold to us, the chance for everyone to have a voice, how about the hypocrisy here?

00:53:24.000 For everyone to have a voice.

00:53:26.000 Has been bastardized by the very worst of humanity and they don't care.

00:53:31.000 So free speech has been bastardized by what?

00:53:34.000 Let's look at these pictures.

00:53:35.000 One, a fake Photoshop picture of Pelosi with a hijab and Chuck Schumer with a turban.

00:53:43.000 It's fake.

00:53:44.000 It should be, it's the very worst humanity has to offer.

00:53:48.000 It's called a joke.

00:53:50.000 Whoever made that obvious Photoshop joke, why do you keep fucking leaving is saying that there's too much allegiance to Iran coming from the Democrats in 2020.

00:54:03.000 They're mocking the way everyone was so worried about Soli Amani after he was killed and apologized to Iran, an enemy of America. 0.56

00:54:12.000 This is a clearly photoshopped picture, you can tell by the hands of the Ayatollah Khomeini and Barack Obama.

00:54:18.000 Also a fucking joke.

00:54:20.000 It's not fake news.

00:54:22.000 It doesn't have to be monitored.

00:54:24.000 See, they want to monitor our memes.

00:54:26.000 They've sort of bastardized us and chased us down to the last corner of the internet, so we made memes.

00:54:32.000 And now they're like, no.

00:54:34.000 I think Facebook actually hired a CNN employee to help weed out memes.

00:54:41.000 This picture makes Nancy Pelosi look super old and ugly. 1.00

00:54:44.000 That's wrong.

00:54:45.000 You're not allowed to do that.

00:54:47.000 That has to be censored.

00:54:49.000 You can only make her look pretty. 1.00

00:54:51.000 What?

00:54:52.000 We can't make our enemies look ugly?

00:54:54.000 They don't do that to Trump at all.

00:54:55.000 No, Trump's never made to look ugly.

00:54:59.000 And then the next one I don't get.

00:55:01.000 I guess this is some person we're supposed to know about and giving the finger, and I guess she technically wasn't there.

00:55:07.000 Who cares?

00:55:08.000 This isn't on the front page of the New York Times.

00:55:10.000 It's just a meme someone's sending to someone else.

00:55:12.000 So this is what they want to do.

00:55:13.000 They want to censor it.

00:55:15.000 Oh, look, they go on to show that that picture is fake.

00:55:19.000 Thanks.

00:55:20.000 Oh, shoot.

00:55:21.000 Whoa.

00:55:25.000 So you go, so they don't want stuff like that.

00:55:27.000 But what was Stefan Molynier's crime?

00:55:29.000 I don't listen to him that much.

00:55:32.000 I like him, but I want to see some smoking guns, sleeping giants.

00:55:37.000 And so they show this.

00:55:41.000 I can't believe I was just defending him.

00:55:43.000 So it's a picture.

00:55:45.000 What are you doing?

00:55:46.000 Nothing.

00:55:47.000 What's that?

00:55:48.000 I'm emptying out my yield.

00:55:51.000 You're spitting more tobacco?

00:55:53.000 No, I'm eradicating the tobacco.

00:55:55.000 But you said you were done and you put away the Gatorade thing.

00:55:58.000 Now you're spitting onto a tissue.

00:56:00.000 No, I got rid of the entire bulk of the tobacco itself.

00:56:04.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:56:05.000 So click on that first one.

00:56:07.000 This is why he's evil.

00:56:09.000 And it's a school that's all white and then the same school today, 50 years later.

00:56:16.000 And it's barely white, mostly Hispanic, it appears.

00:56:22.000 And he says, we were never asked.

00:56:23.000 What the fuck's the matter with that?

00:56:25.000 What if Creighton Elementary was told the people of Creighton saying, hey, we're going to drastically change immigration laws here?

00:56:33.000 And in about 50 years, whites will be maybe 4% of the student body.

00:56:38.000 What do you think of that?

00:56:40.000 But they'd never asked anyone.

00:56:42.000 They just did it.

00:56:43.000 They just opened the borders.

00:56:44.000 I assume this is a California town or somewhere in the southwest.

00:56:47.000 And they just altered the demographics of entire cities without asking the locals.

00:56:54.000 That's relevant.

00:56:55.000 And what about this?

00:56:57.000 What if those pictures were reversed?

00:57:00.000 Please go back to the motherfucking pictures. 1.00

00:57:02.000 It's in Philadelphia or Phoenix, Arizona.

00:57:05.000 Thanks.

00:57:06.000 Basically that area.

00:57:07.000 Phoenix, Philadelphia, kind of an area that...

00:57:14.000 What if those pictures were reversed?

00:57:16.000 No, no, go back.

00:57:18.000 And it said Crichton Elementary 2016, and it's all white.

00:57:23.000 And then it said versus 1968, and it was all Hispanic.

00:57:26.000 And he said, we were never asked.

00:57:27.000 Do you think sleeping giants would be pissed about that?

00:57:30.000 That a Hispanic neighborhood had been made completely white and a Hispanic person said, we were never asked?

00:57:37.000 Or what if the first picture was all black and then the second picture was all white and it was a black guy saying, we were never asked?

00:57:45.000 No, sleeping giants wouldn't give a shit about that because they're not about equality.

00:57:50.000 They're about hating white people.

00:57:53.000 And anytime you say anything that sounds like it might be pro-white, then it's racist.

00:58:00.000 No matter what the logic is.

00:58:02.000 But you could be pro-black, pro-Hispanic.

00:58:04.000 I mean, the Hispanic political group down there is called La Raza, the race, the brown race.

00:58:09.000 Imagine a political group called the white race. 0.87

00:58:12.000 Anyway, what's the next one?

00:58:13.000 The other smoking gun.

00:58:15.000 Someone sends a thing that says all the top brass at CNN are Jewish.

00:58:20.000 What do you think of this, Stefan?

00:58:21.000 He says, big if true.

00:58:24.000 Now, A, that's a joke, right?

00:58:27.000 Big if true.

00:58:28.000 It's like a meme comment thing, Right, B, you don't really know what the context is of that.

00:58:34.000 Like, she's reading into it.

00:58:36.000 And I get, what if Sleeping Giants sent out all these things that had swastikas, and it was like me, Laura Loomer, Stephan Molyneux, and someone else wrote big if true. 0.99

00:58:45.000 They could be mocking the whole concept.

00:58:50.000 And what if he is saying, that's kind of weird that every single person at CNN is Jewish?

00:58:56.000 Yeah, I think that's worth noting.

00:58:58.000 How is this hatred?

00:59:01.000 It's they always said political correctness is the inability to notice patterns.

00:59:07.000 So you're not allowed to notice that everyone at CNN on Top Brass is Jewish. 0.62

00:59:11.000 And he's also saying, I don't know if that's true.

00:59:16.000 So those are his smoking guns.

00:59:18.000 This is why he may not mail people.

00:59:21.000 He may not email people who want to get an email from him and keep them up to date on what he's doing.

00:59:26.000 He's also being pressured out of YouTube, which is his only way to make money.

00:59:31.000 They've ruined his reputation.

00:59:32.000 So as he himself points out, he goes, what do I do?

00:59:34.000 Get a job at Chase Bank now?

00:59:38.000 I'm one Google away from being fired from any normal job.

00:59:42.000 So anyway, Cassandra Fairbanks says to her, you must have a really boring existence.

00:59:50.000 Who spends their time trying to get people banned from MailChimp?

00:59:53.000 Sad way to live.

00:59:55.000 Which is a very nice thing to say to such a fucking cunt. 0.97

00:59:59.000 And Nanindi Jamini, who I assume is yet another immigrant, goes, I mean, at least I don't work for an outlet that advertisers would be embarrassed to find out they're associated with. 0.91

01:00:10.000 And then she shows a tweet where she had harassed some tiny little place called the Grommet and said, hey, you guys are on Gateway Pundit, which is run by a conservative gay guy.

01:00:26.000 And it's pretty normal.

01:00:28.000 It says, hey, so here's her. 0.99

01:00:31.000 This whole threat is her alerting all these other advertisers.

01:00:34.000 Oh, you're on Fox News.

01:00:36.000 You're on this.

01:00:36.000 You're on that.

01:00:37.000 You might want to divest yourself of that.

01:00:39.000 So then we go down.

01:00:40.000 It says, hey, the Grommit, did you know you're funding disinformation on the Gateway Pundit?

01:00:46.000 And then it says, liberals triggered and outraged after OK2B White becomes top trend on Twitter.

01:00:50.000 Yeah, liberals were triggered by that.

01:00:52.000 And the Grommit, the Grommit, by the way, is like a little tiny company that sells bullshit little arts and crafts.

01:00:58.000 Like, say, you make a Pokemon out of furballs.

01:01:01.000 And so they amalgamate.

01:01:03.000 It's sort of like that.

01:01:04.000 Pinterest or something?

01:01:05.000 Not Pinterest.

01:01:06.000 What's that place?

01:01:07.000 Etsy?

01:01:07.000 Etsy.

01:01:08.000 It's sort of like an Etsy type thing, but slightly more production.

01:01:12.000 And they go, nope.

01:01:13.000 And that's cool.

01:01:14.000 Thanks, Nandin.

01:01:18.000 Great Nandini.

01:01:20.000 The whole thing reminds me of this idiotic new show, Nazi Hunters.

01:01:26.000 Because that's who Nanoodles thinks she is. 1.00

01:01:29.000 She thinks she's a Nazi hunter. 1.00

01:01:31.000 And that was a noble thing to be in 1943.

01:01:35.000 But now, it's sort of like that Netflix show, Don't Fuck With Cats, where it's good.

01:01:43.000 They end up helping catch a murderer.

01:01:45.000 Actually, no, the police got him on their own.

01:01:48.000 But they're obsessed with this guy because he killed some cats and they track him down.

01:01:52.000 And you think, could you be that dedicated to catching jihadists, please?

01:01:58.000 Like, can you be going through 4chan and Reddit and looking at pictures and seeing the streetlights and then realizing what city that is and preventing a terrorist attack, please?

01:02:07.000 Another West Side Highway or Pulse Club or San Bernardino or even fucking 9-11?

01:02:14.000 Could you do that?

01:02:15.000 I don't really give a shit about cats.

01:02:17.000 Sorry.

01:02:18.000 Someone killed a kitten.

01:02:19.000 That was mean.

01:02:21.000 I killed a chicken sandwich at lunch today.

01:02:24.000 So look at this.

01:02:26.000 Look, she's got a big black exploitation afro. 1.00

01:02:29.000 Go back.

01:02:31.000 So in this comedy, I watch it as a comedy.

01:02:36.000 There's all these Nazis. 0.91

01:02:38.000 It's really just the Sleeping Giants, Huffington Post, Yashir Ali brain.

01:02:42.000 Wait, did we show Yashur Ali or did we go off at a tangent?

01:02:45.000 Tangent.

01:02:45.000 Oh, shit.

01:02:46.000 Well, we've got to show those tweets.

01:02:49.000 If you believe canceled culture is real, name some folks who have been canceled.

01:02:55.000 And then he says, Kevin Hart is not canceled.

01:02:57.000 Billy Bush is not canceled.

01:02:58.000 Dave Chappelle.

01:03:01.000 No, popular black comedians are rarely canceled.

01:03:04.000 Billy Bush, he seems pretty darn canceled to me.

01:03:07.000 Where the fuck did he go?

01:03:08.000 He's gone.

01:03:09.000 He's gone.

01:03:10.000 And again, as I said on the other show, Louis C.K., losing $35 million and going and hiding for five years and having his reputation permanently damaged is being canceled.

01:03:23.000 Just because you're still alive doesn't mean you weren't canceled.

01:03:29.000 Also, the people saying Bill Cosby was canceled.

01:03:31.000 He's a rapist.

01:03:32.000 He wasn't canceled.

01:03:33.000 He was arrested and sent to prison for rape.

01:03:38.000 Fucking loser.

01:03:39.000 And here's the other thing, Yasher.

01:03:41.000 You're asking of, obviously, you don't know their names unless they're celebrities, right?

01:03:45.000 But I have a list of 35 Proud Boys who were fired from their job, including cops, Department of Homeland Security.

01:03:52.000 An entire fire station was shut down because they showed allegiance to Proud Boys.

01:03:57.000 That's cancel culture. 0.99

01:03:58.000 They canceled a firehouse.

01:04:01.000 Ordinary folks who don't have fame and money to insulate them are the ones who really get canceled.

01:04:05.000 Yes.

01:04:06.000 Doesn't canceled mean the consequences outweighed the crime?

01:04:09.000 Yes.

01:04:10.000 Why am I reading this fucking tard? 1.00

01:04:12.000 Criticizing me for my first week, which literally intended to gather names and not make assumptions.

01:04:16.000 Wow.

01:04:16.000 Oh, God.

01:04:17.000 He's also, you'll notice the way that first chick cuts out her disgusting forehead. 1.00

01:04:22.000 He's a big fat chocolate Cadbury egg.

01:04:25.000 So his picture is just a third of his face so he can pretend he's not a disgusting, obese, self-indulgent, gay Iranian. 1.00

01:04:34.000 But anyway, so Nazi Hunters is a show where Al Chi Pacino plays this old Jewish guy and they fucking, what's her name there? 0.52

01:04:43.000 Cleopatra Brown goes punching old Nazi ladies in the face and they lurk everywhere. 0.98

01:04:49.000 Like, well, here, just play it.

01:04:52.000 Jordan Peale, by the way, who grew up all white in a white community, going to white schools in the Upper West Side, has devoted his life to exposing How evil white people are.

01:05:01.000 Just like Colin Kaepernick.

01:05:03.000 Old garden roof school.

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.000 He was beaten by Nazis.

01:05:10.000 You know how that happens.

01:05:12.000 She lives through all that just to be shot in her living room by Virgo.

01:05:17.000 Just pause.

01:05:18.000 This is exactly like that fucking.

01:05:24.000 Oh, my mind just went blank.

01:05:26.000 Oh, yeah, that Quentin Tarantino Jewish porno where they go and they shoot all the Nazis in World War II and they beat them with baseball bats and stuff. 0.52

01:05:35.000 It's like a weird porn where they want to pretend that Nazis were everywhere.

01:05:40.000 Quentin just cheated and went back to World War II.

01:05:42.000 But in this, they just create an America where Nazis are lurking everywhere.

01:05:47.000 Your grandmother's a Nazi. 1.00

01:05:48.000 And they're not just Nazis that sit there and hate Jews.

01:05:50.000 They're secretly murdering and beating people on the streets.

01:05:53.000 What about Black Klansman? 0.58

01:05:54.000 Did you ever see that?

01:05:55.000 What is that all about?

01:05:56.000 Black Klansman is fucking retarded. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Same shit? 1.00

01:05:58.000 It's about a guy, a black guy, who called up David Duke and said, I want to join the Klan.

01:06:03.000 And they said, good, we'd love to have you.

01:06:04.000 His voice didn't sound black.

01:06:06.000 And then they send a white guy, Kylo Wren, to go join the Klan and be a spy.

01:06:12.000 And it's all about how a black guy joined the Klan.

01:06:13.000 Well, no, a black guy made a phone call.

01:06:16.000 Django is also one of those revenge porn.

01:06:18.000 Django's another revenge porn thing.

01:06:19.000 And it's always revenge on white dudes.

01:06:22.000 Like, there's no black Hebrew Israelites in Nazi hunters.

01:06:26.000 So it's really, and this isn't like a Jewish show made for Jews.

01:06:31.000 This is a white show made for whites who want to pretend that Nazis are everywhere and they're doing their best. 0.87

01:06:38.000 They're killing Nazis.

01:06:40.000 They're sleeping giants.

01:06:41.000 They're Nazi hunters. 0.72

01:06:43.000 Like, what Nazis, you fucking losers?

01:06:47.000 Through all that, just to be shot in a living room by Verga.

01:06:52.000 It sounded like she knew him.

01:06:54.000 It sounded personal.

01:06:55.000 Yeah.

01:06:56.000 I suppose every mother is personal.

01:07:00.000 I think it's an actual Nazi that shot his grandmother.

01:07:04.000 So now we're hunting people who were literally Nazis in the 40s.

01:07:07.000 They're all, what, 93 years old?

01:07:10.000 And they're still active.

01:07:11.000 Shooting people, killing Jews. 1.00

01:07:13.000 So it's the geriatric Nazi show. 0.72

01:07:17.000 wide lapels.

01:07:18.000 Revenge.

01:07:20.000 Your grandmother wished to protect you.

01:07:25.000 From what?

01:07:27.000 Nazis, Jonas.

01:07:28.000 Goddamn Nazis.

01:07:31.000 Peace.

01:07:33.000 Jordan Peel's racist.

01:07:35.000 Oh, look at this.

01:07:36.000 Remember the last time you were at the laundromat and there was that guy with a swatsika tattoo?

01:07:39.000 I see those all the time.

01:07:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:42.000 Living here.

01:07:43.000 Living among us.

01:07:45.000 They've blinded themselves to us.

01:07:47.000 You can get away with anything in America.

01:07:49.000 So your grandmother died.

01:07:52.000 Just pause.

01:07:53.000 They've blinded themselves to us.

01:07:54.000 We can get away with anything in America, us Nazis. 0.81

01:07:58.000 That's the Trump supporters.

01:08:00.000 This is so outlandish that it's a parody of the liberal brain.

01:08:04.000 Jordan Peel has made a comedy about how fucking mental bitches like Nanoodles are. 1.00

01:08:11.000 How ridiculous.

01:08:12.000 Look at that.

01:08:13.000 You just have to have the black spoiltation chick in there. 1.00

01:08:15.000 That's like if this came from the right and like instead of illegal aliens, it was actual aliens.

01:08:20.000 So juvenile.

01:08:22.000 Are you 13?

01:08:24.000 Look how cool the guy is leaning against the wall.

01:08:26.000 probably killed three Nazis that day.

01:08:27.000 So your grandmother tonight created the Nazis. 0.85

01:08:33.000 What is he flicking his switchblade?

01:08:36.000 We're a lock picker.

01:08:41.000 Soldier.

01:08:43.000 Master of disguise.

01:08:44.000 Shooter.

01:08:45.000 And two weapons expert.

01:08:47.000 That is really bad.

01:08:51.000 That's all pixelated and shitty.

01:08:53.000 No, it's stylized, bruh.

01:08:55.000 Yeah, but the cropping is pretty easy.

01:08:58.000 Like, that looks like something I did.

01:08:59.000 We would bring God's justice.

01:09:03.000 What do you say?

01:09:06.000 He probably hired his cousin to do it.

01:09:08.000 I could do that.

01:09:09.000 You want to join the Nazi hunters? 0.84

01:09:11.000 We're everywhere.

01:09:13.000 We go to churches where rednecks are and we find iron crosses. 1.00

01:09:16.000 Then we kill them.

01:09:19.000 Killing a bunch of MAGA people.

01:09:22.000 Look, I know it's hard, but we are killing Nazis.

01:09:26.000 This is what we learned from Project Veritas, that all these Bernie bros feel this way about America and are planning de-Nazification gulags.

01:09:34.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:09:37.000 If you didn't see yesterday's episode or know about the Project Veritas thing, you'd think I was making a joke.

01:09:41.000 Okay, I've got a map.

01:09:44.000 There's 10 Nazis on this street.

01:09:46.000 Put them in a trunk.

01:09:48.000 Good work.

01:09:50.000 I'm going to be in my office making more bombs.

01:09:52.000 I like to know who you are!

01:09:54.000 Run, run, run, run.

01:09:57.000 Run, run, run.

01:09:59.000 Runaway, Nazis. 0.91

01:10:01.000 This is what I don't get about this worldview.

01:10:03.000 Why do you want it to be so?

01:10:06.000 Do you think there's any controversy on the amount of violence exhibited in the show?

01:10:09.000 Fuck no.

01:10:10.000 Probably not.

01:10:10.000 Cut her tits off.

01:10:11.000 Yeah.

01:10:12.000 Throw them out the window.

01:10:15.000 And then I hope they land on a Nazi's head like a yarmulke. 0.97

01:10:18.000 A tip yarmula.

01:10:24.000 But I think Jordan Peel is maybe just sort of like a capitalist and he's anyone's dog for a bone.

01:10:28.000 And he noticed that there's this intense white guilt amongst the white people he grew up with and the white mother who raised him and his black dad wasn't around.

01:10:36.000 Maybe he's joking the liberals for exactly.

01:10:38.000 He just goes, wow, there's money in this.

01:10:41.000 Get out was a huge hit.

01:10:43.000 When I portray white people as like psychotic zombies, it pays the bills. 0.97

01:10:47.000 All right, here's a movie where there's Nazis everywhere and we go chop their heads off.

01:10:51.000 That's a great point.

01:10:53.000 Is that what you want?

01:10:53.000 You want something green lit?

01:10:55.000 These are the fine.

01:10:56.000 Okay.

01:10:57.000 It's just like the climate change alarmist.

01:10:59.000 Can I get a grant?

01:11:00.000 I want to study how coal actually isn't bad for the environment.

01:11:04.000 No.

01:11:05.000 Okay.

01:11:06.000 Can I get a grant?

01:11:07.000 I want to talk about how the world's going to end in a year.

01:11:08.000 Yep.

01:11:09.000 Here's $50,000.

01:11:10.000 Thanks.

01:11:11.000 Get to work.

01:11:11.000 Well, you're right.

01:11:12.000 Okay.

01:11:13.000 Because every time he frames these ideas, they're fiction and bizarre, like mystical, ghost, evil, cult-y.

01:11:22.000 They're all super duper fiction.

01:11:24.000 Like, this is super duper fictional.

01:11:26.000 Get out with super duper fiction.

01:11:27.000 And when I see it, it's sort of like that movie, The Hunt, where they were going to hunt MAGA supporters.

01:11:31.000 I wanted that movie to be made.

01:11:32.000 Because that's how I'm looking into the Huffington Post brain.

01:11:35.000 I'm looking into Yasher Ali's stupid mind.

01:11:39.000 Maybe he really is.

01:11:40.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:11:41.000 All right, we're running out of time.

01:11:43.000 Let's see if we can catch up on the MB.

01:11:48.000 Ah, and of course, that stands for the mailbag.

01:11:57.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:12:01.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:12:07.000 Let me touch it.

01:12:10.000 We're starting the show with an angry letter from Larry.

01:12:14.000 Stop giving the groipers attention. 1.00

01:12:16.000 How can you go through all this shit with Richard Spencer and not see the same fucking shit as happening again?

01:12:22.000 Nick is an anti-Semite, like your last guest said.

01:12:26.000 He is a racist.

01:12:28.000 We can just laugh it off as a joke, but if we do, then we must admit that Nick and his followers are clueless and uninformed, which of course they are because they're 14 to 19 year olds on 4chan.

01:12:37.000 This is not, that's him saying that.

01:12:40.000 This is not some kind of awesome new conservative movement.

01:12:42.000 It's 4chan shitposting at best and Richard Spencer 2.0 at worst.

01:12:48.000 Nick has already said that America First doesn't mean Americans, it means Europeans.

01:12:52.000 Here's a clip of him admitting he doesn't really give a shit about illegals as long as they are Europeans at 1.27.30. 0.55

01:13:01.000 Yes, it's a five-hour long video, but it actually has great points about why the Gropers are retarded from the point of view of fellow conservatives Zoomer. 0.96

01:13:07.000 But just check out this clip of Nick talking about immigration at least.

01:13:11.000 Did you get that one?

01:13:12.000 All right, so next question.

01:13:15.000 The Giants?

01:13:18.000 127.30?

01:13:19.000 To the Smithsonian.

01:13:21.000 All right, it was time-coded some words.

01:13:23.000 So here's the clip.

01:13:24.000 Doormat for illegals. 1.00

01:13:25.000 We have to retire that altogether.

01:13:27.000 I mean, illegals are a particularly egregious problem, but I mean, let's stop pretending like legal status has anything to do with it. 1.00

01:13:34.000 It doesn't.

01:13:36.000 You know, I would have no problem if the illegals were coming from Italy, frankly. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Would anybody have a problem if illegal immigrants were coming from Europe?

01:13:44.000 If they were coming from, and I mean, you know, they're actually Europeans.

01:13:48.000 If they were coming from England or Germany or France or Italy, I wouldn't have one problem at all.

01:13:54.000 I want, if there were a way to get 2 million illegal immigrants a year here from Europe, I would say, let's do it. 1.00

01:14:00.000 Let's do it.

01:14:00.000 I don't care if they're paying taxes, not paying taxes.

01:14:03.000 I don't care what they're doing.

01:14:04.000 Get them over here, right?

01:14:05.000 I would take that.

01:14:06.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:14:08.000 That's a pretty common TradCon paleoconservative argument.

01:14:12.000 Buchanan said it when he said who would assimilate better, a thousand Zulus or a thousand Englishmen. 1.00

01:14:18.000 So we're not saying anything new here.

01:14:20.000 Lots of people are saying refugees, we should focus on the Christians who are being murdered across the Middle East and northern Iraq and Armenia.

01:14:26.000 They're saying we should focus on the white farmers in Zimbabwe that are getting murdered.

01:14:31.000 They're refugees.

01:14:33.000 Much more than just Mexicans who don't like being poor. 0.61

01:14:35.000 The language barrier is a huge part of all the countries you mentioned, too.

01:14:38.000 They all speak English.

01:14:40.000 Regardless, this is a fucking child, Gavin and Milo and Cole.

01:14:44.000 This is a little kid who's getting attention for being an edgy 4chan shitposting conservative.

01:14:48.000 Every time he talks, it's in the poll jargon.

01:14:50.000 His followers don't give a shit about conservatism.

01:14:52.000 They just go to these public events and read off their iPhones so that their East Celeb will give them a shout out.

01:14:57.000 This is the exact kind of brainwashing the left does, where the content doesn't matter just as long as dear Nick and the Groipers think it's alpha, bro.

01:15:06.000 Please, Gavin and Milo, I love you, but if you just slowly distance yourself from this shit, you'll be a lot happier.

01:15:13.000 It's infuriating to see you guys bend the knee to this kid like he's not just an edgy phase 4channers are going through. 1.00

01:15:20.000 If what he says inauthentic, he fucking hates you, Milo, you're a race-mixing fag. 1.00

01:15:25.000 Well, he did bring that up on Milo's show.

01:15:27.000 He said, what you do is wrong.

01:15:29.000 And then they went out and had burgers.

01:15:32.000 If not, then he's just a joke and nothing he says is really that serious.

01:15:35.000 Which is it?

01:15:36.000 Well, that's the million-dollar question.

01:15:39.000 Like, can you hang out with people you don't agree with?

01:15:43.000 I live in New York City.

01:15:44.000 Well, I work in New York City.

01:15:46.000 If I eschewed anyone who disagreed with me, I wouldn't have anyone to talk to.

01:15:52.000 Most of the Groipers will grow up and regret being part of this shit. 1.00

01:15:55.000 This guy's big on all caps, by the way.

01:15:57.000 Regret being part of this shit.

01:15:58.000 They will disavow it and distance themselves once they realize that saying that the Holocaust didn't happen and that racists shouldn't mix is insane and embarrassing.

01:16:07.000 They will rebel against it and turn into Democrats.

01:16:09.000 Please stop giving a stage to this.

01:16:12.000 Well, he didn't really deny the Holocaust. 0.89

01:16:14.000 He made a joke using a cookie analogy once.

01:16:17.000 Made it clear it was a joke.

01:16:19.000 This is sort of like the Molyneux tweet with the big if true thing.

01:16:25.000 You know, we had another Grouper letter that I should read to contrast that.

01:16:32.000 This is from Richard.

01:16:34.000 America First.

01:16:35.000 Great to see you've somewhat come to accept Grouper as America First.

01:16:38.000 All the viewpoints are completely reasonable, especially from young people who have grown up in a hyper-liberal society and are naturally rebelling.

01:16:46.000 Everyone doesn't have to be on board 100%.

01:16:48.000 Just allow everyone free speech without trying to ruin their lives.

01:16:51.000 Immigration is the number one priority by far.

01:16:55.000 Everything else is either a problem so far down the line it's almost irrelevant or is done somewhat ironically for a laugh just because of how poorly it is reacted to.

01:17:04.000 Ron seems like a cool guy.

01:17:05.000 Handled the Fuentes topic much better than I expected.

01:17:08.000 Did Milo convince you he's truly doing God's work?

01:17:15.000 Well, yeah.

01:17:19.000 I'm a Zionist race mixer who doesn't care about gays and we're on this exact same page about immigration.

01:17:31.000 I am a Zionist who has no problem with people who don't want Israel getting money or don't think we should fight any wars for them.

01:17:38.000 I think that's a valid argument.

01:17:40.000 Race mixing, I don't take anyone seriously who's against it.

01:17:43.000 And what are they going to do?

01:17:44.000 Prevent me?

01:17:45.000 So that's irrelevant.

01:17:46.000 And the gay thing, a lot of my best friends are fags. 1.00

01:17:50.000 I've grown up around fags my entire adult life. 1.00

01:17:53.000 But it's true that gay marriage was a lie. 1.00

01:17:56.000 Gay marriage wasn't about marriage equality.

01:17:58.000 It was about fucking with Catholics And antagonizing Christians into baking cakes. 1.00

01:18:02.000 It was about power.

01:18:03.000 Just like this sleeping giant chick says to Cassandra, get back, or I'll fuck with your job too. 1.00

01:18:11.000 And you're not doing anything to help if you're not listening to me.

01:18:17.000 All right.

01:18:18.000 Um, last letter.

01:18:22.000 Nandini.

01:18:25.000 Nick.

01:18:26.000 Oh, I've put in Groiper in my search, so I'm getting all the groiper letters.

01:18:30.000 But that's worth it.

01:18:34.000 Hey, this is from Sarah.

01:18:36.000 Nick Fuentes and Gavin's Gaines.

01:18:38.000 I'm not a Groiper, I promise. 1.00

01:18:40.000 Hey, lovelies. 1.00

01:18:40.000 A couple things. 1.00

01:18:41.000 Being that Nick Fuentes was preparing to be deplatformed from YouTube and likely others soon, would you consider having him a part of Censored TV?

01:18:50.000 Would love to know the reason if not.

01:18:52.000 Secondly, well, first of all, I think I'd have to clear it with everyone here.

01:18:55.000 Like, would Laura Loomer want to be on the same network as Nick Fuentes?

01:19:01.000 Secondly, Gabby Baby, you've mentioned how you're not getting ripped enough.

01:19:06.000 I can tell you after learning from a personal trainer, you must be lifting, and there's no way you're going to cut fat with heavy alcohol.

01:19:11.000 It's just not going to happen.

01:19:13.000 So do us ladies a favor and cut down the alcohol so we can see an even sexier you. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Thanks.

01:19:17.000 You're slimming down.

01:19:18.000 I'm getting pretty fucking hot.

01:19:23.000 You can lift from the bottom, you know?

01:19:24.000 I'm becoming...

01:19:31.000 You look the most unhealthy you've ever looked right there, though.

01:19:33.000 This looks pretty good.

01:19:35.000 You think you're in a stockade, and they just let you loose.

01:19:41.000 Having a body like this, it's really hard to get clothes.

01:19:43.000 That's why I started fucked upmidget.com, where you can get clothes for your weird cerebral palsy body, like mine, that is 90% collapsed ribs.

01:19:54.000 No, but sorry, this is taking so long.

01:20:01.000 I mean, look at him, he's pimping.

01:20:05.000 So the drug I'm taking is clomiphene.

01:20:09.000 And it doesn't, it's not testosterone.

01:20:11.000 It just tells your body to make more testosterone.

01:20:14.000 Look at your rib bone.

01:20:15.000 Which apparently it's not doing a ton of.

01:20:17.000 But I only take half a pill every two days.

01:20:20.000 But I'm pretty happy with these pipes.

01:20:23.000 Like, they're definitely not the Grovers they were before. 0.92

01:20:26.000 And then as far as the body goes, I'm not flexing now.

01:20:29.000 That's crazy.

01:20:30.000 You can see that's Wolverine-esque.

01:20:34.000 It really is.

01:20:34.000 Well, look when I laugh.

01:20:37.000 You can see the faint hue of the beginning of the sperm of an ab that would have to meet the egg to make the ab baby. 0.77

01:20:46.000 But at least there's like ab sperm forming the sides of my ribs.

01:20:51.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:20:52.000 And I'm not disappointed with the fatness either.

01:20:54.000 That's not, that's pretty normal for a 50-year-old.

01:20:57.000 Dude, you were sitting and it's like there's not much muffin happening.

01:21:00.000 Yeah.

01:21:01.000 And I got those hot surfer things, those little divots.

01:21:05.000 Just doing the thing.

01:21:09.000 That's like I could have done a bunch of push-ups first. 0.92

01:21:12.000 Yeah.

01:21:14.000 You're looking.

01:21:16.000 Looking pretty fucking sexy.

01:21:18.000 Getting close to shredded, if you will.

01:21:21.000 All right.

01:21:22.000 So that's the latest on the groips.

01:21:24.000 And censorship and giant fish.

01:21:27.000 Oh, we got to end with a funny video.

01:21:30.000 Well, we started with a funny video.

01:21:33.000 Could be a funny video sandwich.

01:21:35.000 Let's do the 93-year-old with a gun 2-4. 0.79

01:21:41.000 Is it time-coded?

01:21:42.000 I'm.

01:21:43.000 No.

01:21:43.000 Okay.

01:21:44.000 It's...

01:21:45.000 ...case out of Las Vegas.

01:21:49.000 Police called about a 93-year-old man with a gun.

01:21:52.000 Unit speed visor, shots fired on the 413-405-115.

01:21:55.000 Users got a gun.

01:21:57.000 Las Vegas police racing to report the shots fired at a local department complex.

01:22:00.000 Grandpa's guy listening with Graham's office captures how it all started.

01:22:04.000 Hi, I'm here to talk about my draining system on my roof.

01:22:09.000 I've called a few times to maintenance, and I'm getting no response, and it's starting to leak into the house, and I'm fucking pissed.

01:22:17.000 So what I'm doing this time is I'm not filling out any forms or waiting for an appointment.

01:22:22.000 I'm going to start fucking shooting people.

01:22:25.000 So you can sit here.

01:22:31.000 Yeah, so I'm done talking.

01:22:33.000 This is, I believe, a Glock.

01:22:35.000 Elderly male, later identified as Robert Thomas, was armed with a firearm inside the management and was making all the quests.

01:22:44.000 When the elderly man pulls out his gun, he takes his first shot at a storm.

01:22:48.000 So anyway, you see that computer over there?

01:22:50.000 Fuck it.

01:22:54.000 That's your computers, okay?

01:22:56.000 So I don't need you filling out any forms on your computers.

01:22:58.000 Can I leave?

01:23:00.000 Okay, here you go.

01:23:01.000 My problem is with the superintendent of the building.

01:23:04.000 So anyway, you are not doing anything about the holes in my roof, and you seem to think it's not a problem.

01:23:08.000 So how about a hole in your leg?

01:23:10.000 No, hey?

01:23:11.000 Oh my god.

01:23:13.000 Holy shit.

01:23:15.000 Okay.

01:23:16.000 Do I have your attention now?

01:23:18.000 Hey, shithead?

01:23:20.000 How about another one?

01:23:22.000 There we go.

01:23:23.000 Now you match.

01:23:25.000 It's like Bernie Goetz where he goes.

01:23:27.000 Now I'm laughing like this because I've looked into it and both of those shots, the guy's basically fucking Annie Oakley.

01:23:34.000 Both of those shots just grazed.

01:23:36.000 The graze wounds, yeah.

01:23:37.000 Broke his pants and left them with like...

01:23:40.000 Broke his pants.

01:23:47.000 And then they shoot the window and he's like, whoa, Jesus.

01:23:50.000 Take it easy.

01:23:50.000 I'm just shooting people.

01:23:51.000 Was that a wise shot?

01:23:53.000 Why am I the bad guy?

01:23:54.000 Yeah, is that a wise thing to do?

01:23:55.000 Because there's a guy lying on the ground, right?

01:23:57.000 He shoots the floor, which probably not only got to be some kind of a gun.

01:24:00.000 I think we got some trigger-happy cops here.

01:24:02.000 Yeah, that was like aimed right at the guy laying down.

01:24:04.000 From what I see.

01:24:06.000 Now, he was aiming at the old man, but the glass was too thick.

01:24:09.000 This is the angle from the surveillance camera.

01:24:11.000 You can see the officer's bullets.

01:24:12.000 He's not fucking around.

01:24:13.000 Yeah, like, wait, wait, wait a minute.

01:24:15.000 This is bad policing.

01:24:16.000 They said, put down your gun, and he turns around.

01:24:18.000 They're already shooting at him.

01:24:20.000 Look at him.

01:24:21.000 Hey, these eyes.

01:24:23.000 Can you play these eyes?

01:24:24.000 Of course.

01:24:26.000 Robert Thomas'eyes.

01:24:31.000 Oh, no.

01:24:45.000 What did you think was going to happen, Robert?

01:24:48.000 Why are you freaked out?

01:24:49.000 I go in, I shoot a guy a couple times, and now I'm in jail.

01:24:53.000 You can't make a point anymore?

01:24:56.000 I was getting his attention.

01:24:58.000 Now you treat me like I'm some kind of a criminal?

01:25:01.000 Jesus Christ, what's the world coming to?

01:25:04.000 I grew up in the Wild West.

01:25:06.000 You'd go into a saloon, you'd graze a guy, and then he'd say sorry.

01:25:09.000 Asked him if you wanted to.

01:25:10.000 Do you really have a problem?

01:25:11.000 You could have dragged me behind a horse or something or lynched me.

01:25:14.000 Jesus.

01:25:16.000 What is this jailhouse?

01:25:17.000 Take my picture?

01:25:18.000 It ain't even got bars and there's a TV.

01:25:20.000 I know you gotta take my soul about it.

01:25:23.000 Pictures.

01:25:24.000 Get fired.

01:25:25.000 Get in trouble.

01:25:25.000 Be brave.

01:25:26.000 And never stop fighting.

01:25:30.000 This part could not accept and pretend.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 15, 2020

S02E112 - THE EYES HAVE IT [2020-01-15 - S02E112 - THE EYES HAVE IT]

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