Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE [2020-01-20 - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:22.000 Sometimes I feel like I'm living with a stranger walking by myself.

00:00:28.000 Sometimes it seems these hopes and dreams all came from somewhere else, but I don't know.

00:00:35.000 I don't know.

00:00:43.000 Play that.

00:00:44.000 No, you go get your guitar.

00:00:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:00:47.000 I do have my guitar.

00:00:52.000 See, I never learned to play guitar because I was gifted with a capello guitar voice.

00:00:58.000 So it's redundant.

00:00:59.000 I can just go...

00:01:04.000 and It's almost a curse.

00:01:10.000 All right.

00:01:22.000 That was lovely.

00:01:23.000 Thank you.

00:01:25.000 Did you know that I was a judge for the Air Guitar World Championships many years in a row?

00:01:30.000 No.

00:01:31.000 And then I was fired for racism.

00:01:39.000 I think three years in a row, it was Asians who won and Korean, Chinese, and Japanese.

00:01:46.000 And so this year it was about to be this Japanese guy.

00:01:49.000 And I said as a joke, can we not have a nip win just one year in a row? 0.97

00:01:56.000 These guys bombed Pearl Harbor.

00:02:00.000 And they were not happy about that.

00:02:03.000 And then the air guitar people contact me and they go, hey, you pissed off Asian Twitter, which is really bad because they've got a lot of time on their hands.

00:02:12.000 Yeah, that guy won.

00:02:14.000 Does that look like a guitar in your hand?

00:02:16.000 Or are you happy to see me?

00:02:18.000 And if they fail at that, then you just make fun of them. 0.99

00:02:21.000 My brother has down syndrome, so I haven't been in the subspawn for shit like that. 0.89

00:02:30.000 Basics for their guitar championships are two things. 0.96

00:02:33.000 Does it look like there's a guitar in your hand?

00:02:36.000 And are you being interesting?

00:02:38.000 Now, I know that sounds incredibly simple and obvious, but you'd be surprised not to.

00:02:42.000 Do I have Coke on my nose?

00:02:45.000 Yeah, look at that guy.

00:02:47.000 That's what you do.

00:02:48.000 Yeah, it was a joke.

00:02:51.000 But yeah, Gavin, I agree with you.

00:02:53.000 I'd watch these people and they're like this.

00:02:56.000 Like, you have to just make a stick there and stick with the stick.

00:03:01.000 You can't go like this.

00:03:04.000 Very, very simple.

00:03:05.000 And stick with it, if you will.

00:03:08.000 We have a lot to discuss.

00:03:09.000 A lot happened.

00:03:10.000 We have Virginia going on as we speak.

00:03:14.000 We have the McGregor fight to discuss and all the false flags around that.

00:03:21.000 Alex Jones is down there in Virginia with Proud Boys, keeping him safe. 0.99

00:03:29.000 But before we do any of that, I wanted to tell you a little bit about my penis. 0.99

00:03:36.000 Got my attention? 0.96

00:03:37.000 Did you know that I, I don't know if I have, because I don't know if you're ever cured, but I had Peyroni's disease.

00:03:45.000 I told you about that?

00:03:46.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.000 Crooked Dick syndrome.

00:03:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:50.000 I just woke up one day and my penis was at 45 degrees. 1.00

00:03:54.000 Like I won't do it to this pen because it would break the pen. 0.99

00:03:57.000 But it was just like worse than a banana.

00:04:01.000 Worse than a banana.

00:04:03.000 One magic day.

00:04:04.000 And obviously when it's flaccid, it just seemed to rotate a bit, but you couldn't really tell.

00:04:09.000 But when I'd get a boner, we went, just one day.

00:04:12.000 Thursday, normal, straight dink.

00:04:15.000 Friday, boink.

00:04:18.000 Yeah.

00:04:19.000 Did you get surgery?

00:04:20.000 Because that looks terrible.

00:04:22.000 That's what I had done.

00:04:23.000 But I did it myself.

00:04:25.000 Yeah, I watched a YouTube video.

00:04:25.000 No.

00:04:27.000 Hey, go back to that other picture.

00:04:30.000 That one below.

00:04:31.000 That's how bad it was. 0.98

00:04:33.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

00:04:34.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:04:35.000 Wow.

00:04:36.000 Well, here's the physics of it.

00:04:38.000 So take a clown balloon, right?

00:04:40.000 A stringy clown balloon.

00:04:42.000 Then put a piece of masking tape on it anywhere.

00:04:46.000 Now inflate the balloon. 0.59

00:04:48.000 As you inflate, the skin is going to stretch around where you put the sellotape.

00:04:53.000 And that's going to be the bend.

00:04:55.000 What's that, beer?

00:04:57.000 Beironi's disease.

00:05:00.000 That's very clever. 1.00

00:05:03.000 And so what it is, is there's plaque in your dick. 1.00

00:05:08.000 And that's what the masking tape is. 0.99

00:05:11.000 So I don't know how you get scar tissue down there. 1.00

00:05:14.000 Now, I was blessed to be married and to a wonderful woman because the majority of the time you get peironis, it's from a chick breaking your dick. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Like you're doing it this way and she falls or something. 1.00

00:05:27.000 And if you look it up, that's one of the first reasons they give. 0.99

00:05:30.000 So it looked to my wife like I was having an affair and I broke my dick at some hotel room with a prostitute or something. 0.99

00:05:38.000 But she didn't assume that. 0.99

00:05:40.000 Of course, there's a million other different things that can be and she assumed it was one of those.

00:05:44.000 So that was good.

00:05:45.000 Secondly, it's great to be married when you get permanent because your wife doesn't really care if one day it turns into a banana.

00:05:51.000 It's still, in fact, it might even be better.

00:05:53.000 It might get to a nook or a cranny that it normally didn't get to.

00:05:58.000 But thank God I wasn't single and young.

00:06:06.000 Because you know you'd be known as banana boy.

00:06:08.000 Yeah.

00:06:09.000 They would call you hockey stick.

00:06:11.000 All the girls would gossip. 0.95

00:06:14.000 And when you go on these message boards and read about it, there's a lot of young, there's a lot of what I just said.

00:06:20.000 So it's older guys going, thank God I'm married. 0.99

00:06:22.000 And younger guys going, I'm not fucking married. 1.00

00:06:24.000 What the fuck am I going to do? 0.99

00:06:27.000 So I started talking about it When it happened, this is now five years ago. 0.99

00:06:34.000 And then all these celebrities and not but famous people you know of would come up to me and go, Yeah, I got it too. 0.96

00:06:41.000 It sucks. 0.96

00:06:42.000 Said about 10% of men have it or get it. 0.99

00:06:46.000 Um, so this one guy directs me to the greatest Peyroni's doctor in the world. 0.95

00:06:52.000 He happens to be in New York City.

00:06:54.000 And he was experimenting with this stuff called Ziaflex, X-I-Aflex. 0.98

00:07:02.000 And what they do is they take a fucking syringe and they inject this stuff into your plaque, into the scar tissue. 0.97

00:07:14.000 They kind of make a joke out of this whole thing, huh? 0.99

00:07:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:17.000 And that's a good analogy, too, because like that couch sucks. 0.93

00:07:20.000 Yeah, it's not useful. 0.96

00:07:21.000 No one wants that couch. 0.92

00:07:23.000 You need to fix that couch or just stop using it entirely.

00:07:27.000 Well, if you lay down on it, that'd be good.

00:07:28.000 But you know what?

00:07:30.000 Xyoflex is basically a gangrene.

00:07:33.000 And it was made for my, my grandmother had this.

00:07:36.000 When your muscles cramp up and they get all scarry, you can't open your finger anymore.

00:07:42.000 So my grandma's pinky was always like this.

00:07:43.000 She used to keep a napkin in it because she was self-conscious about it.

00:07:46.000 But what they would do with her finger, if she was alive, was zap it with Xiaoflex. 0.95

00:07:51.000 It breaks down the plaque and then you can move your finger. 0.98

00:07:53.000 So they thought, why not dicks?

00:07:56.000 Like with stool softener. 0.99

00:07:59.000 Why not put it in your ears?

00:08:01.000 Take a part of your wax.

00:08:03.000 They were correct. 0.99

00:08:05.000 But, oh my God, does it fucking kill? 1.00

00:08:09.000 I mean, you can imagine getting a long needle in your dick. 1.00

00:08:14.000 And I said, I can't take this pain again. 0.99

00:08:16.000 Like I was yelling, and it was bad for him because people in the waiting room would hear like, so he started giving me great pills, like, I don't know, Percocet or Xanax or one of those awesome feel-good pills.

00:08:31.000 And so I would go to the bar and have a couple beers before the meeting, before the appointment, and then have one of those pills. 0.76

00:08:37.000 And you could shoot me. 1.00

00:08:38.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:08:39.000 I mean, it still hurt a little bit. 0.99

00:08:42.000 And then I would be so funny because I'm on these fucking awesome pills that I started getting along really well with the nurses there, making them laugh. 0.95

00:08:50.000 We would riff. 1.00

00:08:52.000 And they're the ones who showed me what dicks are like on chicks. 1.00

00:08:58.000 The post-op penis, when you're a woman and you get a penis. 1.00

00:09:03.000 And I saw those, we showed it on the show the other day. 1.00

00:09:05.000 I saw those cheese blinces that they make from ripping all the skin off your arm. 0.99

00:09:09.000 So now you have a fucking weird skeleton arm and a burrito hanging between your legs. 0.96

00:09:15.000 And that's why, that sort of pushed me to do the whole like mentally ill gaze thing where I wrote that article and said transphobia is perfectly natural because I had seen these nurses had shown me the burritos. 0.99

00:09:25.000 And I'm like, that's not a dick. 0.93

00:09:27.000 The only time it has a head is when they singe a line. 1.00

00:09:31.000 It's depraved. 0.91

00:09:31.000 That's terrible. 0.91

00:09:33.000 It's almost, I think it might even be worse than the vagina you get when you're a woman, when you're made into a woman. 1.00

00:09:40.000 It's even stupider. 1.00

00:09:41.000 And it doesn't get hard unless you have a pump. 0.99

00:09:44.000 Anyway.

00:09:46.000 So I would go in there and get my injections about once every few weeks.

00:09:51.000 And you know how I think I got that disease?

00:09:54.000 How?

00:09:55.000 Red Bull.

00:09:56.000 No way.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, we were courting them.

00:09:58.000 I had an ad agency and we were courting them for about a year.

00:10:02.000 And a lot of people who don't do business, like all these tax the billionaires and that guy's rich, daddy's money and all that shit, they don't realize that when you make money as an entrepreneur, you have 12 failures behind you.

00:10:16.000 For every one hit you get, every one restaurant that takes off, there's 12 that failed.

00:10:22.000 And so this was one of our failed projects that we worked over a year on and it went nowhere.

00:10:28.000 So all that time, all that money, all that energy, flushed down the toilet.

00:10:33.000 There's no ceremonies for that.

00:10:35.000 God, lefties, these socialist kids just don't understand that, even that concept.

00:10:41.000 I remember back in Vice days in the 90s, we were trying to get absolute as a client.

00:10:46.000 And so I was saying to our graphics guy, all right, just write absolute da, da, da.

00:10:50.000 And then I don't have time to do this, but I want to make a bottle of studs, like a studded jacket, but put studs.

00:10:56.000 You could just do it in Photoshop, you know?

00:10:58.000 And he goes, well, yeah, but they're not paying for that.

00:11:00.000 We're trying to get them as a client.

00:11:00.000 I go, I know.

00:11:02.000 And he goes, that's not ethical.

00:11:04.000 That's not ethical?

00:11:07.000 Yeah, it's working for free.

00:11:08.000 I know. 1.00

00:11:09.000 That's what business is, you fucking tard. 1.00

00:11:11.000 That same guy, by the way, Rob, he ended up breaking up with a girl who was super hot. 0.99

00:11:17.000 And I go, what happened with you?

00:11:18.000 And whatever her name was, Katrin.

00:11:20.000 This is in Montreal. 0.99

00:11:21.000 And he goes, ah, she was too slutty. 1.00

00:11:23.000 Oh, I remember that. 0.98

00:11:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:25.000 And I go, he looked like a mouse.

00:11:26.000 He looked like a giant mouse.

00:11:28.000 And I went, oh, okay.

00:11:31.000 So she was cheating on you? 1.00

00:11:33.000 And he goes, no, no, no, not at all. 0.99

00:11:34.000 Just like slutty. 1.00

00:11:37.000 I'm sorry? 1.00

00:11:38.000 Slutty in your bedroom with you? 1.00

00:11:40.000 Ew, gross. 1.00

00:11:46.000 What a homo. 1.00

00:11:47.000 Can I suck your dick again? 1.00

00:11:49.000 You just sucked it, you pig. 1.00

00:11:51.000 You're a slut. 1.00

00:11:52.000 You're a total slut sleeping all around this room, boning every single guy in this room that's me. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Anyway, so yeah, for a year we courted Red Bull and that meant going out. 1.00

00:12:12.000 You have Red Bull, the make your own plane thing where they go off a jump and they go in.

00:12:18.000 You got the helicopter stuff.

00:12:20.000 You've got all the, you can't find something they don't compete with.

00:12:23.000 Monster trucks, build your own monster trucks, skadoos, like everything they do.

00:12:27.000 Red Bull, water skiing.

00:12:28.000 So I go, what about this?

00:12:29.000 It's a comedy Olympic thing.

00:12:32.000 Could have been roasting, could have been battles.

00:12:34.000 And then that person wins.

00:12:36.000 And we show the battle every week at this comedy club.

00:12:39.000 And then they're the winner.

00:12:40.000 And the Red Bull sponsors the club.

00:12:42.000 And we can also release the videos.

00:12:44.000 We put those on YouTube.

00:12:45.000 And there's a guy who's like the master, you know, three weeks standing.

00:12:49.000 And then he gets knocked out of the top spot by Mark Norman or whatever.

00:12:53.000 I think it's a good idea. 1.00

00:12:55.000 But that meant kissing their ass, going skiing with the executives there who were fucking lame. 1.00

00:13:03.000 One dude was all about his paddleboard, and I had to hang out with him and go skiing. 1.00

00:13:08.000 We went on ski vacations with them and party with them. 0.99

00:13:10.000 Now, the only way that you can tolerate kissing someone's ass, because when you're in marketing and you're courting a client, you can't do normal you. 1.00

00:13:22.000 Like, you can't say, Ryan, what the fuck, what kind of pants are those? 1.00

00:13:25.000 And make fun of your buddy's pants, which is like 80% of my jokes is fucking with my friends. 1.00

00:13:29.000 Like, this bartender the other day, he was always washing his hands and then he uses the dryer. 0.99

00:13:36.000 I'm like, dude, stop washing your hands so much. 0.99

00:13:38.000 It's an insult to penises. 0.99

00:13:39.000 Okay? 1.00

00:13:40.000 Penis skin is just hand skin. 0.98

00:13:42.000 As long as you don't get piss all over your hand, which I don't think you should, then you don't got to wash them like crazy. 0.96

00:13:47.000 That's how you talk to a normal person, right?

00:13:50.000 But you can't even begin to criticize someone you're trying to get millions of dollars from. 0.99

00:13:55.000 So it's a very one-sided, ass-kissy relationship, which exhausts me. 0.98

00:13:58.000 It's not my MO. 0.99

00:14:00.000 So we would take Adderall and drink whiskey, maker's mark, but like half a bottle a day, easy.

00:14:07.000 For a year.

00:14:08.000 So we were making tons of money with Adderall, and then we'd go to the bar around three or four and power down makers, and then go out for dinner with Red Bull guys and power down more makers. 0.99

00:14:19.000 And I believe that is what ruined my dick. 0.99

00:14:24.000 The constant abuse of alcohol and Adderall, swishing it around in my body, made the plaque appear in my penis. 1.00

00:14:35.000 What'd the doctor say about that? 0.98

00:14:36.000 Did you ask him about that?

00:14:38.000 Okay, so he disagreed. 0.99

00:14:40.000 And his theory was I masturbate too hard. 0.99

00:14:46.000 Wrong. 0.89

00:14:47.000 In fact, he went further and said that's what most of them are from.

00:14:52.000 I don't literally beat my meat, dude.

00:14:55.000 So this is where it gets crazy.

00:14:59.000 In order to find where the plaque was, he had to give me a boner. 1.00

00:15:06.000 I've had gay sex, you should know. 1.00

00:15:09.000 Because of that? 1.00

00:15:10.000 Well, I'll tell you in a second. 1.00

00:15:12.000 So he would inject my penis with sialis, and I have a coconut smasher, and then he would put on porn in his office. 1.00

00:15:21.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:15:22.000 And the porn, of course, is like, he's Hungarian or something. 0.96

00:15:26.000 So it was some weird Russian porn from like 1992. 0.97

00:15:30.000 Classic. 0.99

00:15:31.000 And Russians are weird. 0.96

00:15:32.000 It was always like four cops and a chick who was being arrested, and they're all boning her. 0.87

00:15:37.000 I guess she's doing that to get out of the charges, which is rape, by the way. 1.00

00:15:40.000 You're showing me a rape porn. 0.97

00:15:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:44.000 Just watch this rip for a little bit and I'll come back in and tell you how to masturbate. 1.00

00:15:49.000 At one point, there was a girl there and one of the nurses that I was joking with. 0.98

00:15:53.000 And I thought, wait a minute, I could have infidelity here off the books.

00:15:58.000 Right?

00:15:59.000 Yeah.

00:16:00.000 So I said, well, are you going to stay here while I do this?

00:16:03.000 And she goes, no, no, no, we don't do that.

00:16:04.000 And I go, well, I don't mind if you do.

00:16:06.000 Because I thought, that wouldn't be cheating.

00:16:08.000 I'm having a medical procedure done.

00:16:13.000 Didn't go down.

00:16:15.000 I'll say that to a Catholic and they'll be like, what? 1.00

00:16:17.000 No, no, no.

00:16:18.000 That's still a sin.

00:16:20.000 No, it's not.

00:16:21.000 I did it with the dude, as you're about to hear.

00:16:24.000 So anyway, I begin doing the act to the thing because he wants, I don't know why, he wants to see how I do it. 0.98

00:16:36.000 So he comes back in and he says, all right, so begin masturbating. 0.96

00:16:40.000 So I'm like, which terrible. 0.99

00:16:43.000 Yes, with the porn still on. 1.00

00:16:45.000 And he's right this close to my dick going, no, no, no, Gavin. 1.00

00:16:51.000 You want to be delicate. 0.99

00:16:54.000 He never touched it, but he was like, much more delicate.

00:16:57.000 So I'm like, like this.

00:16:58.000 And he goes, even less.

00:17:00.000 Well, now I'm not even touching it, dude.

00:17:03.000 Like, you got to beat it a bit.

00:17:06.000 And he was going, gentle.

00:17:08.000 No, no, no, gentle, gentle.

00:17:10.000 No, no, no, no, no, slow. 1.00

00:17:13.000 And that's me having gay sex. 1.00

00:17:16.000 I was masturbating with a man to pornography. 1.00

00:17:19.000 I'm gay. 1.00

00:17:20.000 I've done gay shit. 1.00

00:17:23.000 And I'll tell you, there's nothing that makes you more angry than someone telling you how to beat off. 1.00

00:17:29.000 Like, I almost punched him in the face.

00:17:31.000 I felt this rage swell in my chest. 1.00

00:17:33.000 I was like, just shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:17:39.000 It's like someone telling you how to poo or pee.

00:17:42.000 No, no, no, no. 0.97

00:17:43.000 Pull the foreskin back and you want to direct the pee into the toilet. 0.98

00:17:47.000 Slowly, slowly. 0.86

00:17:48.000 You're like, I've been doing this for a hundred years. 0.99

00:17:50.000 Get the fuck out of the room. 0.99

00:17:53.000 So anyway, I kept doing the injections and I don't think it made a difference. 0.99

00:17:57.000 And then it just, over the years, went away.

00:18:00.000 So I think my body broke down the plaque on its own.

00:18:04.000 I don't think the injections helped.

00:18:05.000 I don't believe his theory about beating off.

00:18:08.000 I think it was alcohol and amphetamine sulfate.

00:18:15.000 So if you are out there and you notice that you have the banana problem, I'm not sure I would recommend Ziaflex.

00:18:24.000 I mean, I took it and I'm better.

00:18:27.000 I'm straight as an arrow, not as straight as an arrow, but I'm in a normal bend now.

00:18:32.000 But I don't think that that's why.

00:18:35.000 I think it just goes away over time.

00:18:40.000 Although I did stop beating off.

00:18:43.000 It says alcohol abuse is a contributor.

00:18:45.000 Here we go.

00:18:46.000 Yeah.

00:18:47.000 So if you are a young man and you have it, dude, my heart goes out to you. 1.00

00:18:51.000 You poor bastard. 0.99

00:18:53.000 Don't stress out too much. 1.00

00:18:55.000 My heart goes out to your dick. 1.00

00:18:57.000 She's not going to notice it, really. 1.00

00:19:00.000 And if you're really self-conscious, then don't accept a BJ.

00:19:03.000 Just like throw it right in.

00:19:05.000 And she's not going to be like, what the was it?

00:19:07.000 It's going sideways.

00:19:08.000 She won't feel it. 0.97

00:19:09.000 The vagina straightens it out. 1.00

00:19:11.000 But also know that it's likely this will just go away on its own. 0.91

00:19:17.000 So don't freak out.

00:19:20.000 It's not spooky.

00:19:23.000 Oh, you know, that disease was named after a guy, by the way.

00:19:28.000 Yes, it was named after King Henry VIII's urologist.

00:19:33.000 Spookin.

00:19:35.000 Because King Henry VIII had it.

00:19:38.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:19:42.000 Wait, that's not very audible.

00:19:43.000 Do that again?

00:19:45.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:19:46.000 It's pretty quiet.

00:19:47.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:19:48.000 It's nothing wrong with that.

00:19:49.000 There's too much background noise.

00:19:51.000 Yeah, I gotta go in there and fix it up.

00:19:53.000 All right, so that's my long penile introduction to the show.

00:19:55.000 I forgot to mention the opening song was Swan Song.

00:19:59.000 No, Swan Street.

00:20:00.000 Two N's by the band 3. 0.79

00:20:04.000 We're probably gay.

00:20:05.000 And this week I'm going to dedicate the opening songs to hardcore bands doing non-hardcore songs. 0.62

00:20:13.000 So 3 were on Discord.

00:20:15.000 You can find that song on their album, but also on the compilation State of the Union that Discord put out that is fucking amazing and ages very well.

00:20:24.000 But yeah, hardcore songs, hardcore bands doing their one sort of a ballad.

00:20:30.000 All right, shall we start the show?

00:20:32.000 We shall.

00:20:33.000 I can't hear you.

00:20:34.000 Yes, we shall.

00:20:35.000 I can't hear you.

00:20:37.000 What was that?

00:20:38.000 Yes.

00:20:40.000 Not coming in very clear.

00:20:43.000 That's true.

00:20:47.000 So let's, before we get to Virginia, let's check out the McGregor fight.

00:20:52.000 40 seconds. 0.95

00:20:53.000 You want to hear retarded, by the way? 0.93

00:20:56.000 We went to do karaoke on Saturday, which in Koreatown, you're lucky to get a room for an hour and you have to book it way in advance and you're out of there.

00:21:05.000 The second that hour's up, people are sitting there waiting.

00:21:07.000 Let's go.

00:21:09.000 But we went with some friends who were visiting and my buddy wouldn't shut up about how gifted he is at karaoke.

00:21:16.000 The whole train ride there. 0.95

00:21:18.000 And then he said, he goes, I got to warn you when I do Purple Rain, which by the way is fucking hard. 0.78

00:21:25.000 Because there's like the nice part.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:27.000 But then there's that, I know, I know. 1.00

00:21:29.000 Charles, you're crazy. 0.96

00:21:38.000 And he goes, last time I did that song, people cried. 0.99

00:21:42.000 So I was like, okay, I guess I'll get a serviette ready for when you bust it out.

00:21:47.000 Does Purple Rain normal?

00:21:50.000 Like your friend?

00:21:52.000 Like it was pretty quiet.

00:21:53.000 Yeah.

00:21:54.000 I don't understand what all the forewarning was about.

00:21:56.000 But anyway, my buddy, the guy that we had in the video last week who beat me up, Tommy, he sends me a text and he goes, hey, man, I'm hosting this party Saturday on 27th Street.

00:22:08.000 And you can come by, watch the McGregor fight, paying for it, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:12.000 Free booze.

00:22:13.000 And I read that, and I think I might be getting pugilistic dementia because I read it as, hey, Gavin, do you want to host a fight on the 27th of January, the McGregor fight?

00:22:28.000 And I'm like, that's like seven days after the fight.

00:22:31.000 Everyone will have seen it.

00:22:33.000 And I don't think your sponsors would like, my name's Mudd.

00:22:37.000 So if you say starring Gavin McInnes, all your sponsors are going to get hate mail.

00:22:42.000 So I sent that back to him. 0.99

00:22:44.000 And he goes, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

00:22:46.000 And here's the other stupid part. 1.00

00:22:47.000 We were wandering around after the karaoke on Saturday going, I wish we could see the fight. 0.99

00:22:52.000 And the one place I found was like way out. 0.99

00:22:55.000 And it would have been a pain in the ass to get there. 0.96

00:22:57.000 So we ended up going back to my place, buying it on our phones for 80 bucks and just watching it on a wine bottle. 0.99

00:23:06.000 And then we got so wasted, we missed it.

00:23:08.000 That always happens to me in fights.

00:23:09.000 They're too late.

00:23:10.000 Midnight?

00:23:11.000 I'm a write-off at midnight. 0.97

00:23:14.000 Tons of undercard bullcrap. 0.97

00:23:16.000 Yeah. 0.52

00:23:18.000 I end up watching the undercards and missing, always miss the fight.

00:23:21.000 Anyway, if you missed the fight, here it is.

00:23:28.000 That's Cowboy.

00:23:29.000 What's his name?

00:23:31.000 Pirone?

00:23:32.000 Cowboy Cerrone?

00:23:34.000 Peroni.

00:23:34.000 Cerrone.

00:23:36.000 Perone's disease.

00:23:37.000 So this is me.

00:23:40.000 I have Cerrone's disease.

00:23:41.000 That's me. 1.00

00:23:42.000 And then in the other corner is my dick. 1.00

00:23:46.000 I have Cerrone's disease where Connor McGregor just punches my cock over and over again. 1.00

00:23:51.000 Shoulder punches. 0.99

00:23:51.000 Look at that. 0.99

00:23:53.000 I don't watch MMA, but that's a thing.

00:23:55.000 Shoulder strikes.

00:23:57.000 So he's filling him out with the left.

00:23:59.000 And then Cowboy kicks him, which he blocks, no problem.

00:24:02.000 Right?

00:24:03.000 Block.

00:24:04.000 No problem.

00:24:05.000 Yet, bang.

00:24:06.000 Oh, dude, did he kick his hand into his own temple, basically?

00:24:10.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:24:11.000 But it was all about that first kick.

00:24:14.000 This is 40 seconds in.

00:24:18.000 Le End.

00:24:19.000 There's just nowhere to go there.

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:23.000 How does MMA work? 0.54

00:24:24.000 You get to just keep grinding and pounding the guy?

00:24:28.000 That's insane.

00:24:30.000 Surely when you're down.

00:24:36.000 So a lot of people lost a lot of money with that.

00:24:39.000 But every time, I always feel bad for the other fighter, and then I realize he got like, what, 40, 50 million for that fight?

00:24:48.000 He'll live.

00:24:50.000 Okay, so shall we jump to, are we done with that news?

00:24:53.000 We also, in the news, this is listed in the notes as Loomer's Law, they Florida Senator to introduce Laura Loomer-inspired Social Media Censorship Act.

00:25:08.000 So she's running for office now, and they won't let her on Facebook because she had previously been banned. 0.89

00:25:14.000 So now she can't run a campaign, a fair campaign, like her competitors. 0.99

00:25:18.000 That's not right.

00:25:21.000 So this bill, Laura's law, suggests a $75,000 fine every time you ban someone. 1.00

00:25:29.000 Now, I assume that doesn't, there must be some sort of parameters in there that if you say like, I'm going to kill you, bitch, and I know where you live, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:25:36.000 So I'm psycho-stalking a chick. 1.00

00:25:38.000 I assume you can still boot that guy.

00:25:41.000 But what did Laura, I think Laura got banned for supporting me. 1.00

00:25:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:25:47.000 And saying the proud boys are good.

00:25:50.000 And I think that that was, I can't remember which particular platform, but I think Alex Jones also was banned for supporting me.

00:25:58.000 Although, does Zuckerberg Care about 75,000?

00:26:01.000 It's going to add up.

00:26:04.000 I like the last sentence on that.

00:26:06.000 In recent studies, the Gateway pundits Jim Hoft and Cassandra Fairbanks were shadow banned.

00:26:13.000 Associate editor Christine Lila was threatened by Twitter for breaking Pakistani blasphemy laws.

00:26:19.000 And writer Jacob Ingalls, who we know well, was banned from Twitter for posting about Muslim rape gangs. 0.79

00:26:25.000 Yeah, I love when it's facts.

00:26:28.000 You're in trouble for stating a fact.

00:26:30.000 Okay, the fact is still there.

00:26:34.000 You know what this is all about, really, is about control.

00:26:38.000 The government and their handmade, the media, want to portray America as a dangerous, racist hellhole where they need to protect us. 0.98

00:26:48.000 And it's funny because I don't talk about myself a lot this episode, but if I look online, I go, holy shit, I'm hated everywhere. 0.99

00:26:55.000 Everyone wants to kill me. 1.00

00:26:56.000 I suck shit. 1.00

00:26:57.000 I'm bad. 1.00

00:26:58.000 And then I walk down the street and, hey, can I get a picture?

00:27:01.000 Hey, how you doing?

00:27:02.000 Oh, keep up the great work. 0.97

00:27:03.000 Oh, like there's an occasional fuck you, but very rare, like one or two a year, as opposed to dozens and dozens of, hey, how's it going? 0.99

00:27:03.000 High five. 0.99

00:27:15.000 And it reminds me of Bill Hicks bit where he said, you know, you watch CNN for 24 hours straight and it's just like death, famine, disease, war, death, famine, disease, war.

00:27:25.000 And then you walk outside and the birds are chirping.

00:27:29.000 And I think that's what was going on.

00:27:31.000 That's going on with Laura Loomer. 1.00

00:27:32.000 They want to be able to control elections and prevent Trump from being successful because they're beta male pussies, fat neckbeards, who don't like anything great. 1.00

00:27:42.000 They don't like meritocracy and freedom and the Second Amendment. 0.99

00:27:47.000 They like fat things like Magic the Card Game.

00:27:51.000 What's that called?

00:27:52.000 Magic the Gathering?

00:27:52.000 Magic the Gathering.

00:27:53.000 That's their world.

00:27:54.000 And Trump is not a pro-nerd. 0.92

00:27:58.000 So they say, well, there's Nazis everywhere. 0.99

00:28:01.000 I have to kick all these people off or we're going to have race wars. 1.00

00:28:05.000 And we're seeing this with the NYPD doing this talk.

00:28:10.000 Now, you know, I love cops, but I don't love their boss.

00:28:13.000 And when I say NYPD, this headline, NYPD smears proud boys, it's really NYPD top brass.

00:28:22.000 The NYPD under Bill Dubazi was against the Bill of Rights.

00:28:26.000 So that guy, who's that guy?

00:28:30.000 High-ranking official in the New York City who smeared the Proud Boys while giving testimony before the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Intelligence and Counterterrorism.

00:28:41.000 Terrorism. 0.95

00:28:43.000 On Wednesday, referring to them in the same breath as murderers, terrorists, neo-Nazis, and white supremacists. 0.99

00:28:47.000 Sheesh. 0.90

00:28:49.000 MIPD Intelligence, Counter and Terrorism, John Miller, referenced the Proud Boys while addressing anti-Semitic terrorism.

00:28:55.000 And, you know, what did he say?

00:28:58.000 Most of the Proud Boys are not from New York City, but it presented too attractive a target for them when they decided to engage in violence.

00:29:06.000 They were all from New York City that night.

00:29:10.000 I mean, maybe some of them lived, you know, in Brooklyn or something, or maybe one of them was from Long Island, but they worked in the city or lived in the city or just moved from the city.

00:29:19.000 It's not like they were from Boston or something.

00:29:22.000 They were all New Yorkers.

00:29:29.000 And they presented too attractive a target.

00:29:33.000 The target was the Antifa who had been threatening everyone and throwing glass bottles of piss.

00:29:39.000 You could say that's too attractive a target.

00:29:40.000 He had it before dovetailing immediately into a discussion about white supremacists, neo-Nazi groups, and an obvious guilt by association tactic.

00:29:48.000 At the same congressional hearing, ADL Jonathan Greenbaut urged for the destruction of the Bill of Rights and called for the jailing of individuals who commit supposed hate speech on the internet, which again sounds good when you're not into free speech, but they are the ones who decide what hate speech is.

00:30:08.000 Oh, you know what's weird?

00:30:09.000 Go down to that tweet.

00:30:11.000 Look at the last one.

00:30:14.000 So this is Jonathan Greenblatt at the ADL, the bottom right picture.

00:30:18.000 So this is what he wants, like Domestic Terrorism Prevention Act, right?

00:30:21.000 This is a Jewish, basically a Jewish group.

00:30:24.000 They wear yamukas when they do these announcements, and they're all very pro-Jew, obviously. 0.97

00:30:29.000 But no talk of Islam.

00:30:32.000 It's the No Hate Act.

00:30:33.000 It's the Domestic Terrorism Act, online safety modernization.

00:30:38.000 And the only time he gets specific is at the bottom where he encourages the State Department to examine whether overseas violent white supremacist groups meet the criteria to be designated as foreign terrorist organizations. 0.99

00:30:51.000 Just totally obsessed with fucking Nazis. 1.00

00:30:53.000 And it is as stupid as that gay Nazi hunters show on Netflix where Al Pacino goes around shooting old ladies in the head because they're planning World War III. 1.00

00:31:07.000 I think one of his things that Greenblast's talking about is the Never Again Holocaust initiative. 1.00

00:31:15.000 Yeah, okay, agreed.

00:31:18.000 I think it's on Amazon.

00:31:20.000 Oh.

00:31:21.000 The hunters.

00:31:23.000 There's so badass cleaning up the streets. 0.82

00:31:28.000 You know what's interesting with that picture, too?

00:31:30.000 You see that married couple?

00:31:32.000 The ones on the couch?

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 That reminds me of those two Jewish spies who were arrested and imprisoned for life for trying to destroy America. 0.99

00:31:43.000 No, who were they?

00:31:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:45.000 It was a husband and wife team.

00:31:48.000 Anyway, this brings me back up to this arrest with the base online.

00:31:55.000 And they were this neo-Nazis.

00:31:57.000 It's a weirdest story.

00:31:58.000 I'm getting this from the left, of course.

00:31:59.000 So this is the neo-Nazi arrested one.

00:32:02.000 I forgot to number these again.

00:32:03.000 Sorry about that.

00:32:06.000 This has nothing to do with Virginia.

00:32:09.000 So this guy, the guy you see there, was apparently getting all his ducks in order for the Boogaloo.

00:32:15.000 And the Boogaloo, I guess, is this imminent race war we're all going to have where it's men taking the streets, white men to fight black guys, and everyone dies. 0.86

00:32:24.000 What a weird concept. 0.99

00:32:25.000 What a silly fantasy. 1.00

00:32:28.000 And then the FBI says, oh, We actually saved this guy's life because they were going to kill him for being stupid and incompetent. 1.00

00:32:34.000 And I just read this paragraph that really bothered me. 0.98

00:32:37.000 Based upon previous discussions with members of the base online, the UCE, undercover employee, believed the intended purpose of those drills were to prepare for the boogaloo, a term used by members of the base to describe the collapse of the United States and subsequent race war.

00:32:50.000 And I just thought, this sounds like the Nazi skinhead movement, the heritage movement in Ottawa and in Canada when I was a kid, when I was a teenager.

00:33:00.000 Nazi skinheads were everywhere, like with swastikas and Klansman tattoos, and they would beat up blacks and Jews. 0.53

00:33:07.000 And it just seems so incongruous in a country as white as Canada. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Like, why do these guys care about black people? 0.96

00:33:15.000 There's only like three black people here.

00:33:17.000 And then we discovered much later that it was the CISIS, which is the Canadian FBI, had started all these groups and these pamphlets and these meetings to try to find Nazis.

00:33:29.000 But what they had actually done is created Nazis. 0.58

00:33:33.000 And these guys would read these pamphlets and go, oh yeah, it sounds cool.

00:33:36.000 So the government created the Nazi skinhead movement in the 80s.

00:33:40.000 And this is smelling like it too.

00:33:42.000 I saw this comment online.

00:33:43.000 This guy said, once again, the government creates these groups, then gets people hyped up on something they really weren't interested in.

00:33:49.000 Then the government uses the testimony of undercovers to get people locked up.

00:33:54.000 So this is just my theory. 0.99

00:33:56.000 But this just smells like more lies, more bullshit to try to, I don't know, I guess they have a budget. 0.99

00:34:04.000 Like the ADL has a massive budget from Jews with justified PTSD who don't want another Holocaust. 1.00

00:34:10.000 They go, well, just write me a huge check and I'll focus on Nazis. 0.88

00:34:13.000 And I think that's linking into government programs where they get this money to fight white supremacy.

00:34:19.000 So if it's not there, they have to create it.

00:34:22.000 It's their currency.

00:34:23.000 It's literally what pays their bills. 1.00

00:34:27.000 And so they've just put stupid people in prison. 1.00

00:34:29.000 I mean, it's entrapment, really. 1.00

00:34:30.000 It's like these cars they put in the hood.

00:34:36.000 What do they call them?

00:34:37.000 Trick cars or something to catch car thieves?

00:34:39.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:34:41.000 Let me see.

00:34:42.000 I don't think you're preventing car thieves.

00:34:44.000 You're creating car thieves and then catching them.

00:34:48.000 So anyway, this finally brings us to Virginia, where I could tell from the beginning, if people show up and they have guns, you're not going to have problems.

00:34:59.000 We said this last week.

00:35:00.000 We saw this with the Bundies. 1.00

00:35:02.000 They said, fuck these ranchers. 1.00

00:35:04.000 They dared start a bushfire on their property. 1.00

00:35:06.000 Oh, no, the Bundies was some stupid fucking turtle. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Oh, they can't move that fence. 1.00

00:35:11.000 It'll affect some useless piece of shit turtle. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Is there a bigger loser animal than the turtle? 1.00

00:35:21.000 Like, you don't even have any fun.

00:35:22.000 At least birds can fly around. 1.00

00:35:24.000 You're just a shitty penis tank with your dumb hands that are all claws. 1.00

00:35:30.000 You know, those ones? 1.00

00:35:31.000 They have like snapping turtles?

00:35:33.000 They have the claws, but then the skin is all claws too. 1.00

00:35:37.000 And there's dumb little penis legs pushing. 1.00

00:35:41.000 And then the little dumb uncircumcised head. 1.00

00:35:45.000 And what happens if they get attacked? 1.00

00:35:47.000 Oh, the penises recede and it's just a little box. 0.98

00:35:52.000 Worst design ever. 0.98

00:35:54.000 At least an armadillo can walk around or something.

00:35:57.000 So yeah, I'm not worried about turtles. 1.00

00:35:59.000 They are fucking losers. 1.00

00:36:02.000 But the Bundies were going to lose their whole ranch. 1.00

00:36:04.000 And the government had successfully gotten rid of most of the ranchers in that area.

00:36:07.000 Guys show up with guns and say, you're not taking this rancher's land.

00:36:12.000 Okay, I'm dropping it.

00:36:15.000 Now, Occupy Wall Street, you go there, no guns, pepper sprayed, you're gone.

00:36:22.000 So Virginia was lauded to be super dangerous.

00:36:28.000 And there was all the media was saying, oh, there's going to be violence.

00:36:33.000 The governor has declared a state of emergency.

00:36:35.000 Everyone has to keep their guns at home.

00:36:37.000 There's going to be a shootout on the streets.

00:36:39.000 They're even saying Antifa is going to be there in disguise, which there may have been a little bit of.

00:36:45.000 But no, no violence.

00:36:48.000 Now, something might still go down, but I doubt it very much.

00:36:48.000 No problems.

00:36:52.000 And that's because there's good people with guns there.

00:36:55.000 Guns are incredible because they're really just power.

00:36:58.000 And they make bad men worse and good men better.

00:37:01.000 And these are all good men being better and saying, we will not comply on the streets.

00:37:07.000 Alex Jones is there with Proud Boys.

00:37:13.000 Is that live?

00:37:14.000 It was streamed live.

00:37:16.000 Now it is no longer.

00:37:17.000 And they kept saying, hey, these Patriots complain about Antifa wearing masks.

00:37:22.000 Now they're wearing masks.

00:37:24.000 It's like 20 degrees.

00:37:26.000 It's called freezing.

00:37:29.000 Have you seen some of the footage?

00:37:31.000 Actually, I sent you a link, but it might be in Telegram.

00:37:36.000 Let me see here.

00:37:37.000 I saw one guy picking up.

00:37:39.000 Can you open Telegram?

00:37:40.000 Yes.

00:37:42.000 And I could search it, right?

00:37:44.000 No, I don't think you can search it.

00:37:46.000 It was just out of all the footage I've seen, this was a really clear.

00:37:49.000 Someone was high up in a building.

00:37:51.000 And I think it was 100,000 people.

00:37:55.000 No, no, it wasn't in the notes.

00:37:56.000 It was after that.

00:37:57.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:37:58.000 Virginia.

00:37:59.000 Yeah.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:38:07.000 Okay.

00:38:09.000 Look at that.

00:38:10.000 That's the Bruce Springsteen concert.

00:38:12.000 Oh, dude, yeah.

00:38:13.000 There was a helicopter video of it.

00:38:16.000 I could pull that up.

00:38:17.000 That's got to be 100,000 people.

00:38:18.000 It's billionaires.

00:38:20.000 Wait, is that it?

00:38:21.000 Yeah.

00:38:21.000 It's a very quick video, five seconds.

00:38:24.000 Let's watch it again.

00:38:25.000 Okay.

00:38:26.000 Let me just get to it.

00:38:28.000 There's a really good aerial video of it.

00:38:31.000 Look at that.

00:38:34.000 Looks civil to me.

00:38:37.000 And I also saw people complaining, saying, why is it when Antifa does a protest, you have to show up in your riot gear ready to kill everyone?

00:38:44.000 And here there's only a handful of cops.

00:38:46.000 Supply and demand.

00:38:48.000 Yeah, and there was a dude picking up stickers.

00:38:50.000 Like, they had these stickers to support the 2A.

00:38:53.000 And it was all over the street.

00:38:54.000 There was a guy just throwing away, so they're all cleaning up their mess even.

00:38:59.000 Very civil.

00:39:02.000 And there was that Antifa like imposter guy video.

00:39:04.000 Remember, you were looking at that?

00:39:07.000 Did you have that?

00:39:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:09.000 So, some guy, and you can just tell he's Antifa.

00:39:09.000 I could probably have.

00:39:12.000 You can tell by his fashionable army coat.

00:39:15.000 Like, the Patriots, you can always tell their army coats.

00:39:18.000 You can tell they were in a union just by the wear and tear.

00:39:22.000 And then the hipster guys, they always have more of a fancy coat.

00:39:29.000 I remember seeing it.

00:39:30.000 I'm surprised I didn't send it to you, actually.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, it's kind of hard to search.

00:39:35.000 I don't know what to.

00:39:36.000 Oh, I know how to find it.

00:39:44.000 This is the whole shebang.

00:39:47.000 It's the aerial view.

00:39:48.000 Or did I send you the Twitter?

00:39:49.000 Yeah, I did.

00:39:50.000 It's right above FBI Double Agent on page two.

00:39:54.000 Okay.

00:39:56.000 Sorry, I keep got it pitching my nose.

00:39:59.000 I know you hate that.

00:40:01.000 Oh, no, that's not it.

00:40:03.000 Okay.

00:40:05.000 You don't have the Twitter moment?

00:40:09.000 Oh, it's right above.

00:40:10.000 It's right below.

00:40:11.000 No.

00:40:12.000 Yeah, it's right above it.

00:40:13.000 You went to the wrong one.

00:40:16.000 It's right above FBI Double Agent.

00:40:18.000 Above, above, above.

00:40:20.000 No, that one's not it.

00:40:21.000 Oh, really? 0.56

00:40:23.000 Ah, poop. 0.99

00:40:24.000 Dang it.

00:40:25.000 Well, go to Twitter homepage then.

00:40:28.000 Explore.

00:40:29.000 And I think Antifa's trending. 0.99

00:40:33.000 Anyway, it's some dude who's saying, don't you want to just go over there and kill those guys? 0.91

00:40:39.000 And everyone goes, what are you looking at right now? 0.73

00:40:42.000 Antifa under the Twitter moments?

00:40:45.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 Let's see it.

00:40:50.000 It's so weird when you see these dummies defending Antifa 2, they go, it's anti-fascist. 0.89

00:40:55.000 Are you pro-fascist? 0.95

00:40:57.000 No, then you're Antifa.

00:40:59.000 Oh, that's so simple.

00:41:02.000 And pro-choice means you want choice.

00:41:06.000 If you're not pro-choice, you're anti-choice.

00:41:10.000 That's someone talking about the lack of cops.

00:41:12.000 Keep going.

00:41:16.000 Not exactly a Boogaloo.

00:41:17.000 Even the Antifa member with megaphone tries to...

00:41:20.000 I think this might be it.

00:41:21.000 Thank you.

00:41:25.000 I'm reading off a script, dude. 0.99

00:41:28.000 That's garbage. 0.98

00:41:29.000 No, but that is the scene. 0.99

00:41:31.000 Okay, so that's it.

00:41:31.000 Go up.

00:41:33.000 That's it.

00:41:33.000 Heck yeah!

00:41:34.000 Do you want to start the revolution today?

00:41:37.000 Heck yeah! 1.00

00:41:38.000 Do you want to host those fences and kill that guy? 1.00

00:41:43.000 See, can't you tell by his jacket? 0.99

00:41:48.000 If you're making a speech about people rising up...

00:41:51.000 That's wild.

00:41:52.000 So are you conservative?

00:41:55.000 I'm a libertarian.

00:42:00.000 That is not how we are.

00:42:05.000 I think what that guy just said was absurd.

00:42:08.000 We don't believe in going and killing people.

00:42:10.000 This is a peaceful rally.

00:42:12.000 We're here to stand with the Precerr. 0.86

00:42:14.000 I'm here peacefully.

00:42:15.000 See, look, you can just tell, right?

00:42:17.000 It's confrontational.

00:42:19.000 And his jacket he was trying to stir up.

00:42:21.000 No, I'm not.

00:42:21.000 It's more than a moment.

00:42:22.000 You see, that guy with the hood, you know, he works for a living and his hands hurt at the end of the day.

00:42:26.000 The other guy, you can tell he shops more than he works.

00:42:29.000 And that's probably a face mask around his neck.

00:42:31.000 Yeah.

00:42:32.000 Yeah.

00:42:33.000 I wasn't trying to stir up, Betty. 1.00

00:42:35.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:42:36.000 You wasn't something that shit about going to killing people. 1.00

00:42:39.000 What the fuck was that? 1.00

00:42:40.000 Look, I'm asking you, come up here. 1.00

00:42:42.000 We know where you're about. 0.86

00:42:43.000 You're an infiltrator. 1.00

00:42:44.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00

00:42:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:46.000 There you go. 1.00

00:42:47.000 Like, I was just, I was thinking, if I was there, I would just like to say, dude, you're caught.

00:42:50.000 You're caught.

00:42:52.000 We got you.

00:42:53.000 It's like a virus.

00:42:54.000 Your body figures out, ah, we got some problems in here.

00:42:57.000 Pretty cool.

00:42:57.000 Well, Tucker said that once.

00:42:59.000 He said, look, we've been around for hundreds of thousands of years.

00:43:03.000 We've developed sense.

00:43:06.000 You go up to someone, you can just sort of feel if this is danger, if this isn't, if I can trust this guy.

00:43:13.000 We know what's up.

00:43:14.000 We have to trust our instincts.

00:43:16.000 Again.

00:43:17.000 What's this now?

00:43:19.000 This is Pesobic just putting, this is the three-year anniversary Deplorable. 0.99

00:43:23.000 Oh, yeah, where 500 people tried to kill us.

00:43:25.000 I was hanging out outside most of the time.

00:43:29.000 Throwing batteries, urine, feces.

00:43:32.000 Project Very Test thwarted a gas attack.

00:43:35.000 Dude, wait, come to think of it, there was a huge blow-up elephant that said racism on it.

00:43:40.000 And then they had a projector that was projecting on the walls.

00:43:44.000 Yeah.

00:43:44.000 That's a lot of money.

00:43:46.000 And I was with Cassandra Fairbanks and all these other DC girls who are conservative and have trouble finding men because it's a very anti-Republican town.

00:43:54.000 Only 4% of them voted for Trump.

00:43:57.000 So that just made me so mad.

00:43:58.000 I'm like, they're not going to Klan rally.

00:44:00.000 They're going to a ball to dance and meet a boyfriend and maybe get married one day. 1.00

00:44:06.000 And you're throwing piss and shit on them. 1.00

00:44:08.000 That's why I punched that kid because he was trying to start a fight. 1.00

00:44:13.000 He was in your phase, too.

00:44:14.000 If a mob of people is trying to kill you and someone comes out from the mob and walks right in front of you like they're bumping you and you push them out of the way and they say, want to go?

00:44:24.000 That's the first of the wolf pack.

00:44:27.000 And if you don't bark back that wolf, then the rest of the wolf pack comes.

00:44:30.000 And the next thing you know, you're dead.

00:44:33.000 By the way, I forgot to get to this. 1.00

00:44:35.000 I saw this guy, like in the midst of all this Virginia shit, where they're dying for violence. 0.98

00:44:40.000 Like that's what happened at my event on October 12th. 0.99

00:44:43.000 Someone said, get some violence. 0.99

00:44:44.000 We need violence.

00:44:46.000 And Antifa obliged.

00:44:47.000 And eventually they got their violence.

00:44:48.000 And then they can say, hate groups, white supremacy, and throw Max and John in jail.

00:44:54.000 Take David out of the equation. 0.98

00:44:56.000 Make sure no one photographs Zanoa, his black wife. 0.94

00:45:00.000 David was the person of color.

00:45:02.000 Anyway, check out this.

00:45:03.000 Unbelievable. 0.99

00:45:04.000 This article is so shitty. 0.98

00:45:05.000 This is the FBI double agent now. 0.99

00:45:08.000 Naveed Jamali.

00:45:09.000 He's a regular on MSNBC.

00:45:11.000 I guess he's a Muslim who worked for the FBI.

00:45:14.000 But it makes me scared.

00:45:16.000 I can now reveal I was the anonymous author who wrote this.

00:45:19.000 Worried about reprisal to my family, but furious about Mr. Andy No's support of white nationalism.

00:45:24.000 What?

00:45:25.000 I penned an anonymous response to his editorial.

00:45:28.000 Here it is.

00:45:30.000 Hey, go back.

00:45:33.000 His support of white nationalism.

00:45:35.000 So, exposing fake hate crimes is promoting white nationalism.

00:45:40.000 And then, in his article, if you click on that, what he says, his point in the article is white nationalism can be dangerous.

00:45:49.000 And then he talks about bona fide super Nazis who put him on some hate group, like the Atom Waffen we keep hearing about, is you'll never see them, but because they don't really exist.

00:46:00.000 But that's apparently, Andy No is helping the Atom Waffen identify Antifa so the Atom Waffen can go and kill them, even though this has never happened.

00:46:08.000 It's just sort of an accepted thing.

00:46:10.000 So then you got this guy who used to be with the FBI. 0.99

00:46:14.000 Do they have any IQ standards at that fucking place? 0.99

00:46:19.000 This is the guy we entrust our national safety to, and he's petrified of Proud Boys. 0.99

00:46:24.000 So anyway, he said, look, and you'll notice like Proud Boys is featured very prominently on his article, especially on the tweet and the rise of hate groups.

00:46:35.000 And so his justification is, he said, there was a white nationalist who was banned from social media.

00:46:42.000 I said, that's awesome.

00:46:44.000 Within 24 hours, I was notified that my information and that of my spouse or minor children, my parents, and siblings were listed on a Target website associated with the likes of Adam Waffen.

00:46:54.000 What does that mean?

00:46:56.000 With the likes of?

00:46:58.000 Not only was being on the list shocking and resulted in filing police reports over the last year, by the way, I've had my family and my address put on the Antifa list.

00:47:08.000 And that Deploraballs thing they just showed, we were on a hit list then that's had Cassandra, me, all our names.

00:47:15.000 We had people reporting on where we are.

00:47:17.000 Oh, they're just turning the corner now.

00:47:20.000 So as usual, when these people talk about them being in danger, they're actually projecting and we are the ones in danger.

00:47:27.000 Like when Tommy Robinson and I were banned from Australia because it could lead to violence.

00:47:31.000 The only violence it was going to lead to was against Tommy and I. I have watched as others on the list, such as the CEO of Instagram and Journalists, have been targeted.

00:47:41.000 What do you mean?

00:47:42.000 It has been months of waiting and praying that I would not be next.

00:47:45.000 You mean like Tucker Carlson's house?

00:47:48.000 As a result, I am so terrified that even today, I do not wish to use my name for a very real fear of reprisal by groups such as the Proud Boys.

00:47:56.000 Now, this is what is doubly retarded about this. 0.99

00:47:59.000 He wrote this article anonymously, right?

00:48:02.000 And now, for some reason, today, he's decided I can put my name on it now.

00:48:06.000 But it's still written about why he has to be anonymous.

00:48:08.000 So you're reading an article that says, I do not wish to use my name.

00:48:12.000 And then you go to the top and there he is with his picture.

00:48:14.000 Hi, I don't use my name.

00:48:18.000 Talk about amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:48:21.000 This guy is the FBI?

00:48:23.000 This is who you call when you're in danger?

00:48:25.000 Some guy who thinks the Proud Boys are going to kill him?

00:48:28.000 He's scared of Proud Boys. 0.99

00:48:30.000 Go to his house and shoot him? 0.99

00:48:30.000 What are they going to do? 0.99

00:48:32.000 Like, has anything remotely like that ever happened?

00:48:38.000 Over the last years, journalists, immigrants, minorities have all been killed by people spouting white nationalist ideology.

00:48:44.000 By the way, Mr. FBI, if you want to make that claim, shouldn't that be backed up with actual data?

00:48:51.000 And inevitably when they talk about this too, they'll be like, a 3%er was in a gunfight. 0.99

00:48:56.000 Yeah, with someone who fucked his wife. 1.00

00:48:58.000 It's got nothing to do with race. 0.99

00:48:59.000 Every time someone is linked to a patriotic group and they happen to get in trouble, they make the connection and say, it's white supremacist violence.

00:49:07.000 And that gets the numbers up.

00:49:08.000 And when they can get the numbers up and make this mythical evil Nazi a thing, then they can justify censoring them, having more laws, jailing them, all of this other power.

00:49:20.000 That's what I keep trying to say on this show.

00:49:22.000 This is about Bolsheviks.

00:49:24.000 They don't have an ideology.

00:49:25.000 Jews will happily turn on Israel if these particular Jews I'm talking about, the Bolsheviks, the far left, if it helps them accrue more power. 0.99

00:49:36.000 So if pretending that Virginia is going to be a boogaloo gets you more money, more programs, more power, then you do it. 0.99

00:49:46.000 And news sources like Newsweek will sit there and parrot this amateur bullshit and people gobble it up. 0.94

00:49:54.000 And the irony is it puts people like me in more danger. 0.99

00:49:58.000 Because now you're going to have some nut that goes, oh, Gavin started that hate group. 1.00

00:50:01.000 I better kill him and stop a new race war. 1.00

00:50:03.000 I'll be saving lives if I kill him. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Thanks, dude. 0.95

00:50:08.000 While any violence is unacceptable, it's not accurate to say that Antifa or this extreme left is equally responsible for violence.

00:50:16.000 Yeah, I agree with you, Navid.

00:50:19.000 They are much more responsible for violence.

00:50:23.000 They trademarked it.

00:50:25.000 And then he justifies all this with the final paragraph.

00:50:28.000 It isn't just me who is saying that white nationalism is a serious domestic threat.

00:50:32.000 It is the ADL and the SPLC and even the FBI.

00:50:36.000 The SPLC.

00:50:38.000 The FBI, by the way, Homeland Security said we can't use the SPLC anymore.

00:50:42.000 They're not reliable. 0.94

00:50:43.000 Then you get this clown going, it's not just me saying it. 0.96

00:50:46.000 Check out with the SPLC. 0.97

00:50:48.000 The SPLC that I am destroying.

00:50:51.000 Their founder, after I declared my lawsuit, their founder was fired.

00:50:56.000 Then the head illegal resigned. 0.94

00:50:58.000 Then the guy, Richard Cohen, who was talking shit about what a slam dunk this case is going to be, he also stepped down. 0.96

00:51:04.000 Then they brought in that Asian chick who, to save their image, Michelle Obama's chief of staff, forget her name. 1.00

00:51:12.000 What was her name again?

00:51:14.000 And she ends up embroiled in the Jussie Smollett thing. 1.00

00:51:17.000 So they got to get rid of her. 0.93

00:51:18.000 Something rice or now they have some black chick with no real experience just stuck there as a figurehead. 1.00

00:51:26.000 That means I'm winning. 1.00

00:51:27.000 That means the SPLC is a fucking joke. 1.00

00:51:29.000 And the fact that you have this MSNBC contributor who used to be with the FBI writing like a dumb 12-year-old bitch is really confusing and kind of scary. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Like if Kim Fox. 0.98

00:51:44.000 No, Kim Fox is the one she said, hey, Kim Fox, make this case go away. 1.00

00:51:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:52.000 But yeah, like your family's in danger and you call the FBI and the FBI have the same rationale as some college student, Some Antifa college student?

00:52:01.000 I mean, he's sitting there defending Antifa in this article.

00:52:06.000 Anyway.

00:52:07.000 Okay, that's too much serious stuff.

00:52:11.000 Let's have some fun, shall we?

00:52:14.000 I want to check out three dudes. 1.00

00:52:16.000 I'm not sure if one of them...

00:52:20.000 What do you got?

00:52:21.000 A dude that you can check out.

00:52:24.000 Let's start with that Merman thing.

00:52:27.000 I don't know if I put that in the notes.

00:52:29.000 No, it's a separate email.

00:52:30.000 It's a separate email.

00:52:32.000 This, we just discovered this person, and you're going to become so uncomfortable right now that your skin will start to leave your body.

00:52:40.000 It'll be trying to escape.

00:52:43.000 You can just click on any one of those.

00:52:45.000 They're all exactly the same.

00:52:47.000 Mukbang Mermaid. 0.60

00:52:50.000 I don't want to miss the intro. 0.97

00:52:53.000 What the hell? 0.97

00:52:56.000 McBomb Mermaid McBomb You're going to have nightmares for the rest of your life. 0.99

00:53:04.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:53:07.000 I went to that door and I said, and they said, and I said, hey, open the door.

00:53:16.000 I walk here.

00:53:17.000 I walk here.

00:53:18.000 And they just looked at me and stared.

00:53:21.000 And I was like, hello, hello.

00:53:26.000 You got to open the door?

00:53:28.000 Open the door.

00:53:29.000 I've got to have the beach.

00:53:33.000 Is it male or female?

00:53:34.000 Because that's just upsetting. 0.99

00:53:36.000 It's a fat Asian girl. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Could be. 0.94

00:53:41.000 That's really good prosthetics, I'm just realizing. 1.00

00:53:43.000 But what it is, is she spent $200 on a fucking mask. 1.00

00:53:50.000 Are the lips real? 1.00

00:53:51.000 I can't tell where it ends and where it's like.

00:53:54.000 I think it ends under the nose.

00:53:56.000 So everything below the nose is real.

00:54:00.000 And then with makeup, she blends it together.

00:54:02.000 Okay.

00:54:03.000 That's a lot of work.

00:54:04.000 But go click on any other one.

00:54:07.000 You're going to feel weird after, too.

00:54:09.000 Because it's eating a lot and smacking its lips.

00:54:13.000 Just click anywhere.

00:54:14.000 That's the beauty of this.

00:54:18.000 And just jump into the middle.

00:54:21.000 That's a tongue.

00:54:24.000 Thank you, Lord.

00:54:25.000 Jesus, and God.

00:54:27.000 And I love you, universe.

00:54:29.000 God, Jesus Christ.

00:54:31.000 I love you.

00:54:32.000 I love you.

00:54:33.000 She mentions Christ a lot. 0.99

00:54:34.000 That makes me think it's probably a Korean, fat Korean chick. 1.00

00:54:38.000 So the first thing we want to do is skin our tongue, okay? 0.99

00:54:41.000 We're going to take the skin off.

00:54:43.000 Uh-oh.

00:54:46.000 Oh, what?

00:54:47.000 Oh, flips.

00:54:53.000 Oh, I can't look at that.

00:54:54.000 Ooh, why?

00:54:56.000 Just eat it, just eat it, just eat it.

00:54:59.000 Just eat it, just eat it.

00:55:01.000 I don't get the point.

00:55:02.000 It's not.

00:55:03.000 Is anyone laughing?

00:55:04.000 Maybe kids.

00:55:06.000 Oh.

00:55:07.000 Is it for children?

00:55:08.000 Like a seven-year-old?

00:55:10.000 Yeah.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, I don't think she swears.

00:55:12.000 I think there was a lot of things when I was growing up that plays off of fear and seemingly harmless content.

00:55:20.000 Like, it's like.

00:55:22.000 This has to be an Asian, by the way.

00:55:23.000 This scares kids and intrigues them at the same time.

00:55:29.000 Oh, that's so unsettling.

00:55:30.000 Gonna teach?

00:55:35.000 I wanna some tom?

00:55:37.000 And I've got some tongue.

00:55:39.000 oh Look at that.

00:55:50.000 This is what hell is.

00:55:52.000 This is pretty hell.

00:55:53.000 It's delicious.

00:55:55.000 Okay, do one more.

00:55:55.000 Why did you talk?

00:55:56.000 Oh.

00:55:58.000 That's just horror.

00:56:00.000 Yeah, this is a horror show now.

00:56:02.000 I feel like someone who was in a burn accident like six months ago, and I'm just getting out of the hospital now.

00:56:10.000 So they said, you can go home and we'll just have a nurse come by and clean some of your wounds. 0.99

00:56:13.000 So I don't have third-degree burns now.

00:56:16.000 I have skin grafts and stuff, but I've had third-degree burns all over my body.

00:56:23.000 I guess that's what they mean when they say your skin crawl.

00:56:28.000 I've just never been to a pool where the water is so yellow.

00:56:34.000 I don't understand.

00:56:38.000 Hey, guys.

00:56:39.000 Hey, my bubbles. 1.00

00:56:41.000 How are you today?

00:56:43.000 I'm doing fine.

00:56:45.000 I just clapped out from the pool and now I can- Are you hungry?

00:56:55.000 Because I'm hungry.

00:56:57.000 What do we have to eat today?

00:57:05.000 Oh, mom.

00:57:07.000 Thank you.

00:57:10.000 Wow.

00:57:12.000 I'm hypnotized.

00:57:13.000 This is what, Paul.

00:57:14.000 Okay, maybe jump ahead.

00:57:15.000 I don't want to dry heave again, but maybe just jump ahead so we can see it.

00:57:20.000 She always makes a call, too.

00:57:22.000 Huh.

00:57:24.000 Oh, man.

00:57:25.000 I have a friend, Melissa G. She loves fried chicken, gizzards, and lizards.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

00:57:33.000 I think this is for kids.

00:57:35.000 Yeah.

00:57:35.000 Like, this isn't good.

00:57:36.000 12-year-olds, 13-year-olds, or something like that.

00:57:39.000 This is haunting.

00:57:42.000 All right, that was fun.

00:57:44.000 Also, under Keeping It Light, I thought I would show you this.

00:57:50.000 So I was at the bar and we were talking about Dino from the Flintstones. 0.97

00:57:57.000 And I said, what the fuck was he again? 0.99

00:58:00.000 Because I was saying I'd like to fight a T-Rex if he was five feet tall and was declawed and his jaws were sawed so he couldn't bite my head off. 0.99

00:58:10.000 But that would be a fun fight.

00:58:12.000 And then I thought, well, is Dino a mini T-Rex?

00:58:16.000 And so I looked it up on Wikipedia and I'm amazed how much fucking detail there is on Dino's Wikipedia. 0.68

00:58:26.000 You will not believe this. 0.91

00:58:31.000 Like, look at that.

00:58:33.000 Dino is a prosauropod-like dinosaur, a snorkosaurus.

00:58:37.000 Dino is a relatively small dinosaur, only slightly larger than the humans of his...

00:58:43.000 of his time.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:47.000 And much smaller than the numerous sauropods that appear as work animals in the series.

00:58:52.000 For example, a full-sized sauropod appears as a crane in the opening sequence, and oversized, quote-unquote, bronto ribs, the size of an automobile, are seen in the closing credits.

00:59:04.000 So as you can see, the dinosaurs in this universe are usually quite large.

00:59:09.000 However, Dino is much smaller.

00:59:15.000 A recurring gag in the series is Fred coming home from work.

00:59:17.000 This goes on and on and on.

00:59:20.000 Other media that he's appeared in.

00:59:24.000 Dino often appears in both live-action movies.

00:59:27.000 He isn't seen very often in the first film.

00:59:29.000 Dino was created with both computer-generated imagery and as a puppet for Jim Henson's Creature Shop, which archival audio from the original series was used to serve as Dino's voice.

00:59:40.000 Oh, they also get into who is Dino's voice? 0.98

00:59:43.000 Who the fuck is writing this? 0.98

00:59:47.000 I think they should have this much information for who's Goofy's dog? 1.00

00:59:52.000 Does Goofy have a dog?

00:59:54.000 Because Goofy is a dog.

00:59:55.000 Goofy is a dog.

00:59:57.000 Oh, Pluto.

00:59:57.000 Yeah.

00:59:58.000 Pluto.

00:59:59.000 So it's weird.

01:00:00.000 Wait, keep going.

01:00:01.000 They've got all his appearances.

01:00:04.000 He was on the Yabba Dabbadoo Christmas.

01:00:07.000 Keep going though.

01:00:08.000 Look, it keeps going, though.

01:00:10.000 Portrayal.

01:00:11.000 Dino's barks and sound effects were provided by Mel Blank for 27 years, from 1960 to 1987.

01:00:20.000 I'm just amazed.

01:00:22.000 Oh, audio, archive audio from Blank was used for Dino in the 1994 live-action film.

01:00:26.000 Oh, this one was John Goodman.

01:00:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:29.000 Well, you probably like that because you like everything that sucks. 0.94

01:00:32.000 I was five years old, so yes, I did enjoy it. 0.97

01:00:34.000 Barney! 0.54

01:00:36.000 My Coco Pebbles!

01:00:40.000 All right.

01:00:42.000 Also in the funny news.

01:00:45.000 Pull up 2-5.

01:00:47.000 This guy is almost as irritating as Mukbuck Mermaid. 0.99

01:00:52.000 So this guy thinks that Emma Watson appears to him as Jesus. 0.71

01:00:59.000 And the ridiculous thing about this is he's like, I don't know what Emma Watson is thinking, following me around and being Jesus, but there it is. 0.96

01:01:11.000 So I'm not a megalomaniac loser lunatic who's obsessed with a celebrity. 0.97

01:01:16.000 It's obsessed with me. 0.91

01:01:17.000 And it's paranormal. 0.99

01:01:19.000 She might be nuts. 0.99

01:01:21.000 Hi. 0.90

01:01:22.000 This is probably going to be one of the strangest videos that I've ever recorded.

01:01:27.000 No, it's not.

01:01:28.000 It's the strangest piercing ever recorded.

01:01:29.000 He's high on mushrooms and he has an Emma Watson hallucination and you think it's some sort of spiritual message.

01:01:35.000 Notice that earring, by the way?

01:01:37.000 Ew.

01:01:41.000 It feels right to record it and maybe even right to post it.

01:01:48.000 So we're setting intention to. 1.00

01:01:54.000 I hate the stupid room you're in. 1.00

01:01:56.000 This video is about Emma Watson and a very strange series of experiences that I've had. 1.00

01:02:03.000 I think he thinks she's going to see this.

01:02:05.000 That have led me to this moment.

01:02:06.000 Who is that man?

01:02:07.000 In order to be able to explain what that means, we have to go back in time a little bit.

01:02:12.000 I don't know.

01:02:13.000 I just know she was Hermoini.

01:02:15.000 Sometime toward the end of 2016, maybe beginning of 2017, two and a half years ago, I had a psychedelic journey using psilocybin where I had this very profound, realistic vision.

01:02:30.000 Yes, they're called hallucinations. 1.00

01:02:32.000 You get them when you take heavy drugs like mushrooms, you fucking moron. 1.00

01:02:36.000 And I talking. 1.00

01:02:37.000 And it was just as if it was as if I was just there.

01:02:40.000 How long is this?

01:02:41.000 Chatting with her.

01:02:42.000 And she was 21 minutes he talks about this.

01:02:45.000 Is there tears that we should fast?

01:02:47.000 Like, what's happening? 1.00

01:02:48.000 We're writing Dino shit. 1.00

01:02:49.000 We've got Mongbok Mermaid. 1.00

01:02:51.000 Like, we have too much time.

01:02:53.000 Okay, whatever.

01:02:54.000 I mean, I'm like, I've learned so much from her because of the, like, because of the visions, it compelled me to go and learn about her and her activism work and join her book club and read some books and all of this good stuff.

01:03:08.000 I haven't watched it this far.

01:03:09.000 Hey.

01:03:10.000 Hey, I'm just explaining to everyone that Emma Watson is Jesus.

01:03:14.000 I'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:03:16.000 I've grown so much as a person because of the work that she's done, which I only would have found because...

01:03:28.000 You know what the only sane twist to put it?

01:03:30.000 See, I had a vision and it showed itself as Emma Watson.

01:03:33.000 I'm sure that means nothing.

01:03:34.000 It was probably just because your brain can't make up a face that it's never seen before.

01:03:37.000 Because he thinks she's pretty. 0.78

01:03:40.000 So when his brain's coming up with someone, they go, I wish Emma Watson was here.

01:03:43.000 And it's like, no problem, dude.

01:03:48.000 But there was a little bit of an attachment that was formed, which I think it just makes sense that it would, because I'm like, I don't want to say like I rely on it, but it's something that I've come to expect to happen.

01:04:03.000 And what's funny is that I imagine now that I'm going to make this video and share this video, those visions might go away because I'm calling it out and I'm opening the doors.

01:04:14.000 But I feel like it's the right time.

01:04:16.000 And the reason for that is because last night, during that first cup, I had a purging, an ayahuasca purge, that really relieved.

01:04:24.000 It's ayahuasca.

01:04:26.000 Wait, does that just mean you puke your guts out? 1.00

01:04:28.000 Yeah, and shit, your guts out, puke your guts out, yeah. 1.00

01:04:30.000 I had a purging. 1.00

01:04:30.000 So now he's telling us about his fucking diarrhea. 1.00

01:04:34.000 Which is extremely good. 0.99

01:04:35.000 Emma Watson, if you're out there, I had intense diarrhea last night, and it made me think of you.

01:04:41.000 Please contact me through YouTube or in the comments.

01:04:45.000 And it was like a scene straight out of Beauty and the Beast.

01:04:48.000 It was like I was singing evermore as I puke.

01:04:52.000 Nice lexicon.

01:04:56.000 And it was so painful, and it was such a small amount of stuff that came out.

01:05:01.000 But it was like saying, please be free.

01:05:06.000 If there's any part of my energy that is attached to you, which I apologize for if and how it happened at all, you know, but but but please be free and and and like letting her go Letting her go and and having this sort of this knowing that you know it's like if if if all of these visions truly are dude you joined Hermoni's book club. 1.00

01:05:33.000 You're a fucking loser. 0.97

01:05:35.000 Now, if that wasn't enough, he gives some etymology about a bunch of stuff. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Doesn't really ever end this video.

01:05:49.000 Still being recorded as we speak.

01:05:51.000 Wait, go back.

01:05:53.000 Let's see how he wraps it up.

01:05:54.000 I hope that this can bring some joy into your life and you can realize how important it is.

01:06:00.000 Oh, this verbal ending, yes.

01:06:02.000 You're truly a gift and a blessing.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:05.000 And what I was called to share.

01:06:08.000 So thank you very much.

01:06:09.000 Wait, go back a little more.

01:06:10.000 Oh, the music has ramped up to this epic. 1.00

01:06:12.000 I fucking hate him. 1.00

01:06:14.000 Cacophony. 1.00

01:06:14.000 I hate him so much. 1.00

01:06:15.000 It's been such a confusing time for several years, not knowing what to make of this.

01:06:23.000 There's so much more I could share, but this is the core essence of this story.

01:06:29.000 This is only the core?

01:06:30.000 What I was called to share.

01:06:32.000 So thank you very much for everybody listening.

01:06:35.000 And thank you, Emma.

01:06:38.000 You are truly a gift and a blessing.

01:06:40.000 Oh, God.

01:06:41.000 Did he just say thank you, Emma?

01:06:42.000 Namaste. 1.00

01:06:44.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:06:46.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:06:47.000 Did he say namaste?

01:06:49.000 He did.

01:06:49.000 He didn't edit out the breath.

01:06:53.000 Beautiful.

01:06:55.000 Humanity's gone, isn't it?

01:06:57.000 Beautiful.

01:06:57.000 Have you seen the Jim Carrey, Emma, whatever the hell?

01:07:01.000 Okay. 0.84

01:07:01.000 Infuriating. 0.84

01:07:02.000 Terrible.

01:07:03.000 Okay.

01:07:04.000 Frankly.

01:07:04.000 So I got really heavy here at the beginning of the show where I talked about how they want to censor you and convince you that it's a nightmare out there so they can protect you, so they can accrue more power.

01:07:14.000 So they lie and say imminent race war, oh, my God, we're all going to die.

01:07:18.000 And then that enables them to censor you, control what you see, what you can't see, and accrue more power.

01:07:24.000 That's heavy and depressing.

01:07:26.000 We learned in Virginia that when you just ignore that narrative, everything turns out fine, but I still have to clean the palate with some retardation. 1.00

01:07:35.000 So we saw the mermaid.

01:07:36.000 We saw this guy who thinks Emma Watson is Jesus.

01:07:39.000 Now I'm obsessed with this dude, Johnny P, who doesn't seem to really like speaking English very much, but he's decided that his job is to be a talk show host.

01:07:51.000 He's got his cards.

01:07:54.000 His easy button or whatever.

01:07:55.000 He's like a drummer from Staten Island who was like, I think that I need the spotlight.

01:08:01.000 So I'm going to interview my old friend, Stuntman Ron Starr.

01:08:05.000 I got a video of this guy from back in the day just to show you what he's all about.

01:08:11.000 And then when he comes on, we hear what he has to say.

01:08:14.000 So control room.

01:08:15.000 Let's throw that for you.

01:08:16.000 Control room.

01:08:19.000 Anyway, this is the guy's entire reel.

01:08:23.000 It goes on for like 10 minutes minutes of a talk show.

01:08:26.000 Like, this is all you need.

01:08:28.000 We get it.

01:08:29.000 He did stunt stuff.

01:08:30.000 Cool. 0.99

01:08:30.000 You don't need to show me in real time every single fucking trick he did. 0.99

01:08:34.000 Yep. 0.99

01:08:35.000 More of that.

01:08:36.000 Anyway, so then we get Ron Starr on.

01:08:36.000 More of that.

01:08:40.000 Ron Starr appears to have...

01:08:43.000 Yeah.

01:08:43.000 Go back, go back, go back, go back.

01:08:45.000 He doesn't just ride bikes.

01:08:47.000 He can also skate backwards sitting down.

01:08:50.000 And go back to the...

01:08:52.000 He shoots a crossbow.

01:08:53.000 Yeah.

01:08:53.000 He can shoot a crossbow.

01:08:55.000 He's very good at balancing.

01:08:57.000 But he can shoot a crossbow while balancing.

01:09:03.000 Is there anything this man can't do?

01:09:05.000 Isn't that everything there is in the world, right?

01:09:08.000 There's balancing.

01:09:09.000 There's balancing of the crossbow.

01:09:11.000 There's motorcycle jumps.

01:09:12.000 And then there's ice skating.

01:09:13.000 Is there anything else in the world?

01:09:16.000 Juggling.

01:09:17.000 That's every Olympic sport, right?

01:09:18.000 You could probably juggle.

01:09:19.000 He just left it out.

01:09:20.000 Oh, I forgot.

01:09:20.000 Juggling exists.

01:09:21.000 Handstands.

01:09:22.000 Look at this move.

01:09:23.000 This is incredible.

01:09:25.000 I can do that right now.

01:09:26.000 Why is that on your reel, dude?

01:09:28.000 I like to have fun, too. 0.98

01:09:30.000 It's fucking impressive that you jumped 20 cars. 0.99

01:09:32.000 Let's leave it there. 0.99

01:09:33.000 You don't have to show me going through Ed's legs.

01:09:34.000 Because I like to have a little fun, too.

01:09:38.000 Okay, listen.

01:09:39.000 Go back.

01:09:39.000 Wait.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:42.000 Yeah.

01:09:43.000 I'm not messing around with this show of mine.

01:09:45.000 All right.

01:09:48.000 My next guest up is a former motorcycle daredevil and stuntman and one of my good friends. 0.91

01:09:52.000 Because a guy like that has to be a friend of mine because he's crazy.

01:09:55.000 Let's give it up for the one and only Ron Starr.

01:09:57.000 It's the same delivery as the situation on the roast.

01:10:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:02.000 Ronnie.

01:10:02.000 Good to see you, John.

01:10:04.000 Good to see you, brother.

01:10:05.000 Good to see you, John.

01:10:06.000 You look great, pal.

01:10:07.000 Likewise.

01:10:09.000 How you doing, man?

01:10:10.000 I'm hanging in there.

01:10:11.000 I'm very proud of you, John.

01:10:11.000 Hanging in there.

01:10:13.000 Listen.

01:10:14.000 You seem to have taken over show business.

01:10:16.000 Yeah, we're taking over show business.

01:10:18.000 You see my bank account.

01:10:19.000 You've been doing this a long time.

01:10:21.000 Laugh tracks.

01:10:22.000 Yes.

01:10:23.000 Give us your story.

01:10:24.000 Well, I probably started in about 1960.

01:10:26.000 I can't hear you, Ron.

01:10:27.000 I used to go out into my backyard and climb up into the trees and swing upside down.

01:10:32.000 Swing upside down?

01:10:34.000 And then I probably got into watching a lot of evil kids.

01:10:36.000 He was one of my idols.

01:10:38.000 I love it.

01:10:39.000 And then I knew that I was going to just try to follow in his footsteps.

01:10:42.000 Follow in his footsteps.

01:10:44.000 Oh, probably 1960.

01:10:46.000 Why does he say everything like it's a fortune cookie?

01:10:48.000 Turn it up. 1.00

01:10:51.000 I can't hear shit. 0.99

01:10:52.000 I got one of my father border for me. 0.99

01:10:52.000 He says, if you get in trouble by the cops, I'm going to sell it. 0.99

01:10:56.000 I got caught by the cops.

01:10:57.000 And he sold it.

01:10:58.000 And that was that.

01:11:01.000 Well, that's better than what happened to me.

01:11:04.000 I got about four of my bikes confiscated.

01:11:06.000 No way.

01:11:07.000 By the police department.

01:11:07.000 Absolutely.

01:11:08.000 Absolutely.

01:11:08.000 Really?

01:11:09.000 But as time went on, everyone loves you.

01:11:11.000 They let you do anything.

01:11:12.000 Well, we had a little cat and mouse, you know, little relationship with the police department.

01:11:18.000 I like the way he dresses.

01:11:20.000 Is this a Staten Island Goomba?

01:11:22.000 So it's dress shoes with white socks, black jeans, and then a white t-shirt with a huge gold jean.

01:11:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:30.000 And then, of course, your evil Knievel jacket.

01:11:33.000 Don't talk about it too loud.

01:11:36.000 Now, when did you start jumping and getting...

01:11:39.000 getting into all that stuff um at a high school yeah so anyway it goes on like that i highly recommend it but his questions are so uh you when was your first wheelie?

01:11:48.000 When did you start getting into that?

01:11:49.000 And then the other guy would just say, well, that was like 1972 when I first got my motorbike.

01:11:56.000 And then the jump-in was probably four years after that.

01:11:59.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:00.000 And he's just creating a timeline.

01:12:02.000 That's his interview.

01:12:03.000 It's chronological.

01:12:04.000 Really pleasant interrogation.

01:12:06.000 The stenographer just taking it in 73.

01:12:08.000 Okay.

01:12:08.000 It's almost like, what do you call that in court where you have to sit down for 12 deposition?

01:12:13.000 He's going through a deposition.

01:12:13.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.000 It's a really friendly interrogation.

01:12:18.000 Just tell us a little more about that.

01:12:19.000 You have the evil kinievil thing?

01:12:21.000 Yes.

01:12:21.000 I had that.

01:12:22.000 Here comes a big laugh.

01:12:23.000 That was one of the best toys.

01:12:25.000 I think my father took that away from me, too.

01:12:27.000 I don't know.

01:12:32.000 Okay, do you know what happened there?

01:12:35.000 Do you know what happened there?

01:12:37.000 What?

01:12:39.000 He knows he's adding laugh tracks to this in post, and he goes, that was a good one.

01:12:44.000 I'm going to make that like a super long laugh.

01:12:48.000 And I bet he didn't end up editing that.

01:12:51.000 Or when he got the laugh track, it's much shorter, and he doesn't know how to do that thing where you extend it.

01:12:56.000 So he left a huge space for a massive laugh, but then he didn't physically have enough laugh to put there.

01:13:04.000 And he doesn't know how to work premiere to add more.

01:13:06.000 So it's just, you're looking at a vacant hole.

01:13:09.000 It's a pothole in his plot.

01:13:13.000 Wait, go back a little more.

01:13:14.000 Or did he have to...

01:13:18.000 So he's saying my dad confiscated my motorcycle.

01:13:21.000 He probably also confiscated my evil Knievel toy.

01:13:24.000 My father took that away from me, too.

01:13:25.000 I don't know.

01:13:29.000 You know what my theory is?

01:13:31.000 He just remembered a dad-beating memory.

01:13:35.000 He's like, he took it from me.

01:13:36.000 And that's not all he did.

01:13:37.000 He didn't stop there. 1.00

01:13:38.000 He hit me and yelled at my mud and stupid it. 1.00

01:13:42.000 He'd say, you're stupid. 1.00

01:13:43.000 He'd also say, fuck you. 1.00

01:13:44.000 He'd just go, fuck you. 1.00

01:13:45.000 You're stupid. 1.00

01:13:47.000 Every fucking day. 1.00

01:13:48.000 And no, I'm not great with numbers, but he wasn't so great either. 1.00

01:13:53.000 But I'm the stupid one. 1.00

01:13:55.000 All right. 1.00

01:13:56.000 Is that enough?

01:13:58.000 Of him?

01:13:58.000 Palate cleansing.

01:14:00.000 I feel kind of weird inside.

01:14:02.000 Why ye?

01:14:03.000 I don't know.

01:14:04.000 Looking at all that grossness did cleanse the palate, but now the palate is full of like salty gum.

01:14:11.000 It's basically like nihilism.

01:14:12.000 Yeah.

01:14:13.000 Like that's bad stuff.

01:14:14.000 All right, let's catch up on some letters, shall we?

01:14:16.000 Ah, direct from the mailbag.

01:14:20.000 I mean, surely you know that the mailbag's coming.

01:14:22.000 Oh, yes. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death. 1.00

01:14:28.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Let me touch it. 1.00

01:14:39.000 Fucking this, this dude at the bar. 0.99

01:14:41.000 We're talking about fishing. 1.00

01:14:43.000 And we're talking about that grouper that we had the other day, the 350-pound thing.

01:14:47.000 And I go, I don't get that.

01:14:48.000 How do you do that?

01:14:49.000 Is there a crane?

01:14:50.000 And I actually don't want an expert to tell me.

01:14:52.000 I'd rather just sort of we all figure it out together, us non-fishers.

01:14:56.000 This guy comes over.

01:14:57.000 He's like, I caught a fish, 260-pound Marlin.

01:15:00.000 Now, this is classic boomers. 0.99

01:15:02.000 And Seinfeld is right.

01:15:04.000 Never take out your phone.

01:15:05.000 I don't care if you met an alien.

01:15:07.000 You guys were best friends.

01:15:08.000 You took it out of space.

01:15:09.000 Just tell me about it.

01:15:10.000 Tell me about the alien.

01:15:11.000 Tell me about the alien.

01:15:12.000 Is it blue?

01:15:12.000 Does it have big eyes?

01:15:13.000 What does it have?

01:15:14.000 So he's like, I actually have a picture here of the Marlin.

01:15:18.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:15:20.000 the one hand and then the one finger. 0.99

01:15:27.000 So many fucking pictures here. 0.98

01:15:30.000 Yeah, it might be up in the literally 15 minutes. 0.99

01:15:35.000 15 minutes.

01:15:37.000 And then he goes, oh, this is a car I had.

01:15:40.000 That was my first car. 0.99

01:15:41.000 And it's some like blurry picture of a fucking Ford Taurus. 1.00

01:15:46.000 I don't fucking care. 1.00

01:15:47.000 And then he's still... 0.99

01:15:48.000 Thank you.

01:15:56.000 That's my niece's brother. 0.99

01:15:58.000 Dude, where's this fucking fish? 1.00

01:16:00.000 There's a big fish tail. 0.99

01:16:02.000 And then he finally shows it to me and I go, okay, there's a big fish.

01:16:06.000 Did you know that when you see a mounted fish, it's not the fish?

01:16:12.000 It's a cast of it.

01:16:14.000 I didn't know that till Friday.

01:16:16.000 Maybe because they can't preserve them, right?

01:16:18.000 Right.

01:16:19.000 The skin would just fall off.

01:16:20.000 So they push it into a cast.

01:16:23.000 They make a plaster duplicate.

01:16:24.000 A day of cast.

01:16:25.000 And then have it like coming out of the water or whatever.

01:16:28.000 Then they sit there, bring back its iridescent qualities with airbrush.

01:16:34.000 And then the actual fish, they throw it away or eat it or whatever.

01:16:37.000 It's not preservable.

01:16:38.000 And it's just basically based on the honor system that this isn't fake and you got it from the fish and you put your plaque there and all that.

01:16:47.000 And I thought, what a great opportunity for fraud. 0.88

01:16:51.000 Let's get in there, us immoral New Yorkers, go down to Florida and start going, guess what, buddy? 0.97

01:16:58.000 You just won a 260-pound Marlin. 0.98

01:17:01.000 Watch.

01:17:02.000 And then you just, you can take the same one even, right?

01:17:05.000 You take the same cash and just move it a little differently every time.

01:17:08.000 We had a big Marlin boom.

01:17:10.000 Right.

01:17:11.000 And then when people start going, wow, you guys sure are finding a lot of pro fishermen I've never heard of before, skip town back to New York.

01:17:19.000 Maybe there's a way there's like a thumbprint of like the fin where like you could tell it's the same one because they don't have the typically the same fin thing.

01:17:27.000 Then change it.

01:17:28.000 You're the sculptor.

01:17:29.000 Right, right.

01:17:29.000 Sit there with your little brush.

01:17:31.000 Oh, we work with the sculptor.

01:17:33.000 Oh, yeah, we're all part of the same skin.

01:17:35.000 Yeah, because you could sell those to like hotel lobbies or whatever.

01:17:37.000 Well, the one that he showed me, they sold for 10 grand.

01:17:40.000 Yeah.

01:17:41.000 Just based on, I promise that that's the Marlin I caught.

01:17:44.000 Promise.

01:17:46.000 Interesting.

01:17:48.000 So if there's any criminals out there, I think that's a nice opportunity.

01:17:52.000 You know what they say when they sauss you out, though?

01:17:54.000 They say, there's something fishy about this.

01:17:57.000 All right, what's the next?

01:18:00.000 Lucienne.

01:18:03.000 Oh, wait.

01:18:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:04.000 Gavin Ryan is the subject.

01:18:05.000 Well, I disagree with that caller.

01:18:07.000 I found the tension in fighting highly entertaining.

01:18:09.000 I also understand fully why Gavin gets so upset, Rygai. 0.93

01:18:13.000 I love you, man.

01:18:13.000 But when the boss says to quit dipping on the show, you quit dipping on the show.

01:18:18.000 And you're supposed to be upset that you're not hitting it out of the park.

01:18:20.000 That's supposed to drive you to perfection.

01:18:22.000 It doesn't seem too difficult to please Gavin.

01:18:24.000 Anyway, fellas, that's my two cents.

01:18:26.000 Never miss a show.

01:18:27.000 Like you guys more than friends.

01:18:28.000 Oh, and I do a spot-on jean thing or Simal's impression, and I'm going to try and do a remake of the famous commercial Incentil.

01:18:36.000 Please don't. 0.98

01:18:37.000 You're going to suck. 0.99

01:18:38.000 I've seen people recreate this show. 1.00

01:18:41.000 And after seeing my friends karaoke this weekend, I've decided that as Americans, we have much too high an opinion of ourselves.

01:18:50.000 We have a confidence problem in this country, and it's too much confidence.

01:18:54.000 Hence Merman, hence Emma Watson guy, and hence the guy thinking he could do a show by being...

01:19:01.000 Why do we have Dino experts?

01:19:03.000 Why does any person on earth know every time Dino has appeared in a Flintstones episode?

01:19:12.000 Wow.

01:19:13.000 But should we start doing those video send-ins, though?

01:19:16.000 Video message Monday or whatever?

01:19:18.000 Sure.

01:19:18.000 Actually, speaking of videos, after that fight on Thursday, I said to Ryan, dude, you need to send me some sort of video apology or something.

01:19:32.000 I've just had enough.

01:19:33.000 And he sent me this.

01:19:34.000 I don't think he's sincere.

01:19:37.000 Right, yes, I am. 1.00

01:19:41.000 So fuck. 1.00

01:19:43.000 And why do you have tears like above your eyes? 1.00

01:19:46.000 Gets messy.

01:19:48.000 I thought the music would help.

01:19:50.000 I like your tie.

01:19:56.000 And then you calm down a little bit.

01:19:58.000 A little bit.

01:20:00.000 Is this before or after?

01:20:01.000 This is after the crying.

01:20:03.000 Wow, you sure got it together.

01:20:08.000 The whole apology can't be expectable.

01:20:10.000 That was a 13-minute bow, by the way.

01:20:12.000 They edited it down.

01:20:15.000 Slow news Jay in Japan.

01:20:20.000 Wired.

01:20:20.000 TVs and bars.

01:20:21.000 Gavin, I'm totally on board with your idea to ban TVs from bars.

01:20:25.000 One of the reasons I went out in the first place was to get away from screens.

01:20:29.000 Exactly.

01:20:29.000 Like, maybe as someone in media, it's different.

01:20:34.000 Like, maybe if you're working construction all day on a road freezing your ass off, you want to come home and see like a soccer game in the background or local news or something.

01:20:42.000 But I stare at a screen all day for work. 0.99

01:20:45.000 So I want to not be looking at fucking LED lights. 0.99

01:20:50.000 Instead, I'm surrounded by TVs on 100% brightness playing commercials. 0.99

01:20:54.000 Having constant movement in my peripherals is a distraction.

01:20:58.000 Yeah, that's another thing.

01:20:59.000 You're talking to someone and right behind them is a leaping frog who the commercial is designed to have quick cuts and bright colors and to get your attention.

01:21:09.000 So it's exactly like talking to someone and someone's like a foot behind them going, hey, Gav, hey, hey, what up?

01:21:15.000 Over here, look at me.

01:21:15.000 Hey, so as you're talking, you're sort of like, yeah.

01:21:19.000 I'll have entire conversations where the guy is here and I'm just watching some fucking that commercial, the general, the car insurance guy with the CGI who's friends with the Shack.

01:21:30.000 Go to the general and save some time. 0.64

01:21:32.000 Go to the general and see.

01:21:33.000 I'm just watching the general save some time as this guy's talking.

01:21:36.000 And we're not even looking at each other.

01:21:37.000 We're both transfixed by this fireplace.

01:21:39.000 I believe that one of the reasons we like TV is because from cave days, staring at a fire would probably mean you're okay, so it releases endorphins.

01:21:47.000 But sometimes I'll catch myself just watching a commercial on, say, a Tucker that I've recorded.

01:21:53.000 And I'm just like, looking at the lights and the colors.

01:21:56.000 Anyway, and I find myself staring at the TVs like a moth drawn to the light.

01:22:01.000 Thank you.

01:22:02.000 The only stimulation I'm looking for in a bar is conversation.

01:22:05.000 Okay, that's it. 1.00

01:22:06.000 I'm getting a divorce, taking a gay pill, and marrying this guy. 1.00

01:22:10.000 Sean, get gay. 1.00

01:22:15.000 If people at bars need a screen to look at, they can pull one out of their pocket. 1.00

01:22:19.000 We don't need them plastered on every open surface.

01:22:21.000 Now, caller, if it's the World Series or, you know, an important game, even I don't watch football, but say it's an important football game.

01:22:33.000 I understand that being on.

01:22:35.000 You know, you want to watch that with your friends.

01:22:38.000 You bet on it.

01:22:39.000 You want to have a beer with your buddies.

01:22:41.000 Okay.

01:22:41.000 But I would say TVs and bars are not unlike pickup trucks.

01:22:48.000 This is going to be a very unpopular opinion, so hold on to your hat. 0.99

01:22:51.000 Pickup trucks are bullshit, okay? 0.95

01:22:53.000 If they were so if you were so, if you needed one so bad and if they were so handy, why is there never anything in them? 0.99

01:23:02.000 90% of the time you see a pickup truck, it's empty. 0.94

01:23:05.000 So I know in the commercials, you're lugging wood and sheetrock and a fucking old cinder block. 0.94

01:23:12.000 But you don't, you do that maybe once a year. 0.94

01:23:15.000 The rest of the time, it's just sitting there, unused.

01:23:18.000 I see you on the highway.

01:23:18.000 I see you on the street.

01:23:19.000 There's never anything in your pickup truck. 0.99

01:23:22.000 Similarly, TVs and bars are on every time the bars open from noon till fucking four.

01:23:30.000 And relevant games that people genuinely care about 2% of the time, maybe five. 0.92

01:23:41.000 Love the show, but your last GML intro was awful.

01:23:44.000 Watching you and Ryan argue for 50 minutes was painful.

01:23:47.000 Have some respect for your viewers' time and just move on. 1.00

01:23:52.000 What fucker said that? 0.99

01:23:55.000 Also, why are there three ad plugs when I'm a paying subscriber? 1.00

01:23:59.000 You should bring back homeless, Gavin.

01:24:00.000 Keep up the great work, Sean and me.

01:24:02.000 Thank you, Sean.

01:24:03.000 And your criticisms at the end were especially painful after we agreed on so much.

01:24:08.000 So you pulled me in, you lured me in, made me feel vulnerable, and then just what we used to call in the shoe sewing machine stabs. 0.96

01:24:19.000 Because of the shoes, wow, you really fucked that up. 0.97

01:24:24.000 I did.

01:24:25.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:26.000 Yeah.

01:24:27.000 We're not stabbing with a good knife.

01:24:28.000 We usually just have like a piece of a clay pot.

01:24:30.000 So we have to go. 0.99

01:24:34.000 That's what I just fucking said. 0.99

01:24:37.000 All right, here's one from Chuck. 0.99

01:24:39.000 Gavin, are you taking Clomid for testosterone?

01:24:42.000 Clomid is only used for two things.

01:24:44.000 Treatment of male infertility, raising testosterone level back to normal after a steroid cycle.

01:24:50.000 If a doctor prescribed this to you for low T, you need to find a competent one who will actually prescribe you testosterone replacement therapy.

01:24:58.000 It's not too hard to shop around for a doctor when you have the money.

01:25:02.000 No, but my understanding is I don't want to take testosterone because I don't want my body to forget how to make it. 0.91

01:25:10.000 So this, it's, and this guy doesn't know what he's fucking talking about because it's also used to treat female infertility. 0.98

01:25:18.000 Let me just make double sure I got the right shit because I had to take a picture of it. 0.98

01:25:24.000 People keep asking me what I'm taking. 0.99

01:25:26.000 And so it is clomiphene.

01:25:30.000 Maybe that's a type of clomid.

01:25:32.000 C-L-O-M-I-P-H-E-N-E. 1.00

01:25:36.000 Very tiny dose.

01:25:37.000 He said my testosterone levels were actually pretty normal.

01:25:40.000 But I said, I want more.

01:25:44.000 When are you and Ryan going to spar?

01:25:46.000 Would help deal with the uncomfortable and seemingly escalating amount of conflict between you two and would be easy content for this site.

01:25:53.000 Thank you.

01:25:53.000 And we may have a sparring sesh.

01:25:55.000 G'day, Gabriel and Ryan. 0.98

01:25:57.000 I'm currently working in a hospital when I witnessed a lady come into the ER with severe hemorrhaging from her vagina. 1.00

01:26:03.000 At first, I felt sorry for her. 0.90

01:26:04.000 As I watched on, I soon found that she had a failed abortion the week prior.

01:26:10.000 Is it wrong that from that point on, I sat there smiling and somewhat joyful that she's going through hell? 1.00

01:26:15.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:16.000 Serves her right for murdering her baby. 1.00

01:26:18.000 Karma's a bitch, I guess. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:26:21.000 Damn. 1.00

01:26:22.000 It's pretty harsh. 1.00

01:26:26.000 Dumbest ways the government has spent your tax dollars. 0.94

01:26:28.000 Oh, I'm familiar with these. 1.00

01:26:30.000 Trump saw her vagina too, and he says. 1.00

01:26:32.000 It is a disaster. 1.00

01:26:34.000 As tax season draws near and our mailboxes fill up with W-Ts, I thought I'd share a list of some of the dumbest fucking ways the government has put the working man's tax dollars to use. 0.99

01:26:43.000 You get these a lot. 0.99

01:26:46.000 This spam, dad spam.

01:26:48.000 Swedish massages for rabbits, $387,000.

01:26:51.000 Teaching mountain lions to ride a treadmill, $856,000.

01:26:55.000 Studying how many times hangry people stab a voodoo doll, 330. 1.00

01:27:00.000 Yeah, this is what bothers me about this whole socialist shit. 0.99

01:27:04.000 If the money went somewhere good, I don't know if I would be that mad. 0.99

01:27:09.000 I think Bill O'Reilly said that. 0.90

01:27:11.000 He said, if you weren't just blowing it on bullshit and we paid you these hundreds of thousands of dollars and then we look outside and the roads are all paved and the schools are great and kids are getting great jobs, we go, I guess that's, I mean, that's kind of what it's like in Northern Europe, although they're blowing all their money. 0.98

01:27:30.000 But they just piss it away. 0.98

01:27:35.000 The economy would literally be better if you just threw the money in a wood chipper, because that would help inflation because there'd be less money circulating around.

01:27:43.000 But go back to the notes here under socialism.

01:27:46.000 I thought this was pretty good.

01:27:48.000 2-1.

01:27:51.000 This guy, Michael Cowdry.

01:27:54.000 I've been seeing his name a lot recently.

01:27:56.000 Me too.

01:27:58.000 If the 550 U.S. billionaires together are worth $2.5 trillion, if socialists confiscated 100% of their wealth, they'd raise enough to run the federal government for less than eight months.

01:28:09.000 Perhaps our problem isn't how much billionaires have, but how much politicians spend.

01:28:14.000 Isn't that nice, clean, and concise? 1.00

01:28:17.000 And it reminded me of the next link where Bernie Sanders, we discovered that even when he was on his utopian kibbutz, he was a lazy piece of shit who didn't do anything. 1.00

01:28:29.000 Hippies Commune. 0.99

01:28:30.000 No, Bernie Sanders was asked to leave hippie commune for shirking book claims.

01:28:34.000 Sanders' endless political discussion distracted the hippies from their work.

01:28:38.000 It says his idle chatter did not endear him with some of the commune's residents who did the backbreaking labor of running the place.

01:28:45.000 DeLowe, that's the guy who wrote the book, writes that one resident, Craig, quote, resented feeling like he had to pull others out of Bernie's orbit if any work was going to get accomplished that day.

01:28:57.000 Isn't that it in a nutshell?

01:28:59.000 3% of the logs go over there, then the 3% you put over there.

01:29:02.000 The latrine over there is the 5% of the 30%. 1.00

01:29:06.000 Sanders was eventually asked to leave.

01:29:08.000 When Bernie had stayed for Myrtle's allotted three days, Craig politely requested that he move on.

01:29:16.000 That's awesome.

01:29:20.000 All right.

01:29:21.000 Ja.

01:29:23.000 This is just from Ja, who is the Rastafarian god. 0.87

01:29:28.000 Dismembered Irish teen Keen Mulredi Woods killed over flip-flops.

01:29:33.000 Keen 17 was abducted in the Balsgrove area of Dracoda Koluth and taken to a house where he was tortured, killed, and dismembered.

01:29:45.000 Dismembered Irish teen murdered in a row over flip-flops.

01:29:49.000 Did you pull up the article?

01:29:52.000 It's titled Flip Flops, right?

01:29:53.000 Okay, we'll take it.

01:29:54.000 Yep.

01:29:57.000 On Monday night, parts of his body, his severed head.

01:30:01.000 Keene may have been killed after violent criminals' flip-flops were stolen in an ongoing drug feud between gangs.

01:30:08.000 Jesus.

01:30:09.000 This guy doesn't look like much of a gangster, though.

01:30:11.000 He's up against...

01:30:15.000 All right, well, that was...

01:30:18.000 See, this...

01:30:26.000 But that's not the case.

01:30:28.000 He was murdered because he stole flip-flops.

01:30:32.000 But he might have had the intention of wearing them.

01:30:34.000 So it was kind of like a getting ahead of the.

01:30:39.000 This is from Brian. 0.76

01:30:40.000 Relevant cringe, illiterate woman's march college feminists. 1.00

01:30:45.000 I figured you would enjoy this. 0.96

01:30:46.000 Look at these signs.

01:30:48.000 Underpaid, P-A-Y-E-D. 0.98

01:30:52.000 And it's the old Gadson flag.

01:30:55.000 Go back to the first one. 0.99

01:30:58.000 It's the old join or die thing with the cut-up snake, join or get raped and underpaid. 0.99

01:31:06.000 Wow. 0.99

01:31:09.000 I'm more concerned with rape than not making enough money. 1.00

01:31:14.000 Look at these stupid signs. 1.00

01:31:18.000 There's a baby Yoda. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Make baby Yoda sad. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Sexism does. 1.00

01:31:24.000 What?

01:31:25.000 Make Baby Yoda sad. 1.00

01:31:26.000 Sexism does. 1.00

01:31:27.000 Oh, I get it.

01:31:28.000 It's backwards.

01:31:29.000 Okay.

01:31:30.000 And then she just drew some lightsabers.

01:31:32.000 We stand together, her. 1.00

01:31:34.000 Yeah, the lightsabers are rounded, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:31:37.000 Destroy the patriarchy, not the planet. 1.00

01:31:40.000 Woman hold up half the sky. 1.00

01:31:42.000 Look at the fucking cuck loser holding that one up. 1.00

01:31:46.000 And then some guy just wrote a giant essay from Tupac. 1.00

01:31:52.000 I wonder why we got a tick from woman. 1.00

01:31:54.000 Do we hate our woman? 1.00

01:31:54.000 We rape our woman. 1.00

01:31:56.000 I think it's time to heal our woman. 1.00

01:31:57.000 Be real to woman.

01:31:58.000 And if we don't have a race of babies that will hate the cutscene. 0.99

01:32:01.000 Race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. 1.00

01:32:04.000 A man don't make one. 1.00

01:32:05.000 He has to tell a woman when and where to make one. 1.00

01:32:08.000 So I'll get the real.

01:32:09.000 So will the real men get up? 1.00

01:32:11.000 I know you're for real ladies, but keep your house or some shit. 1.00

01:32:16.000 How? 0.99

01:32:17.000 And then they drew a rose.

01:32:19.000 Like, talk about low testosterone. 0.99

01:32:23.000 None of them are fucking those guys, by the way. 1.00

01:32:26.000 This is my resisting bitch face. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Correct. 1.00

01:32:33.000 The power of the people is stronger than the people in power.

01:32:36.000 I'm proud to be the reason why sexists don't want daughters.

01:32:43.000 What?

01:32:44.000 Look at her face, too.

01:32:46.000 She's like, am I holding it right? 0.99

01:32:48.000 Oh, look how shitty that sign is, too. 0.93

01:32:51.000 Like, just random cardboard. 0.96

01:32:53.000 And then the guy with woman hold up half the sky, he wrote it on poster board and then covered it with saran wrap. 1.00

01:33:00.000 Let women run this shun this shit. 1.00

01:33:04.000 Let women run shit. 1.00

01:33:07.000 Is that a really rosy cheek? 1.00

01:33:11.000 Is that Harley Quinn?

01:33:12.000 Oh my god, look at this mess on the far right.

01:33:15.000 Just a drawing with a bunch of flowers and we're all perfect, not a slave. 1.00

01:33:21.000 Fuck sexism. 1.00

01:33:23.000 We don't need your standards. 1.00

01:33:26.000 What?

01:33:28.000 Hashtag women. 1.00

01:33:29.000 She future is the f- The future is female. 1.00

01:33:37.000 That reminds me of that video I had in the notes today.

01:33:44.000 It's the Egyptian feminist. 1.00

01:33:46.000 Where did I put that?

01:33:48.000 It'll be in my little Islam section I didn't get to today.

01:33:54.000 Oh yeah, right under Islam, message from an Egyptian feminist. 1.00

01:33:58.000 This is the kind of level of discourse we're getting from these feminists at these rallies. 1.00

01:34:04.000 What do you got to say?

01:34:05.000 Here's a mic.

01:34:05.000 Let's hear your voice.

01:34:06.000 Fuck the patriarchy. 1.00

01:34:07.000 Fuck Donald Trump. 1.00

01:34:09.000 Fuck Mike Pence. 1.00

01:34:11.000 Fuck white supremacy. 1.00

01:34:13.000 Fuck racism. 1.00

01:34:14.000 Fuck misogyny. 1.00

01:34:16.000 Fuck homophobia. 1.00

01:34:17.000 Fuck transphobia. 1.00

01:34:19.000 Fuck Islam. 1.00

01:34:20.000 Fuck capitalism. 1.00

01:34:21.000 Fuck classism. 1.00

01:34:22.000 Fuck transphobia. 1.00

01:34:24.000 Fuck ableism. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Fuck anti-Semitism. 1.00

01:34:29.000 Fuck every kind of bigotry out there. 1.00

01:34:32.000 And here in front of the White House, I am not here for polite protest because patriarchy is not polite. 1.00

01:34:38.000 I am not here for quiet protest because patriarchy is not quiet. 1.00

01:34:43.000 Fuck the patriarchy here in Washington, D.C. Fuck the Patriarchy in Cairo, Egypt where I'm from. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Fuck the patriarchy across the world. 1.00

01:34:52.000 Fuck the patriarchy in every time zone and fuck the patriarchy in every universe. 1.00

01:34:58.000 Every universe. 1.00

01:35:00.000 Fuck the patriarchy in every universe. 1.00

01:35:03.000 She looks like old Greg. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Can we just stick to Earth? 1.00

01:35:06.000 I don't think I have time to fucking. 0.99

01:35:09.000 I'm old Greg. 0.98

01:35:12.000 Remember the boat times?

01:35:14.000 What's old Greg?

01:35:15.000 He's from the show The Mighty Boosh.

01:35:16.000 Oh.

01:35:17.000 Oh, it is.

01:35:20.000 I'm afraid that's all the time we have.

01:35:21.000 Pretty good show.

01:35:22.000 Not great.

01:35:24.000 Okay.

01:35:25.000 I had a very heavy party weekend, so I couldn't make it to the gym today.

01:35:29.000 I'm somewhat weak.

01:35:30.000 Tomorrow will be a much better show.

01:35:31.000 Though I'm not mad at this show.

01:35:33.000 I thought it was a good show.

01:35:34.000 Yeah, we covered that whole like looking for power thing, lying to you about Nazis is relevant. 0.82

01:35:39.000 And then the palate cleansers, I mean, I'll admit they were a roller coaster of cringe, but I'm still glad that you now know about that mermaid monster.

01:35:48.000 Let's see it again when we're talking.

01:35:49.000 Look at him. 0.81

01:35:50.000 He's pimping.

01:35:52.000 Let's have that mermaid back just once. 1.00

01:35:55.000 What is it called again?

01:35:55.000 Mukbang Mermaid.

01:35:57.000 There we go.

01:35:58.000 This one's gizzards and livers.

01:36:02.000 Okay, stop.

01:36:02.000 Let's play a game.

01:36:03.000 Okay.

01:36:04.000 What will Ryan's...

01:36:13.000 And now just put it anywhere in the middle, and whatever the next sentence is, is your romantic future.

01:36:17.000 And I'm like, what?

01:36:25.000 Why is this water so yellow?

01:36:30.000 Is that racist?

01:36:32.000 Why is this?

01:36:32.000 Yeah.

01:36:33.000 I think they're saying that your long-term love will be Asian.

01:36:37.000 Or I'll get an infection where my water's yellow.

01:36:42.000 You mean pee?

01:36:44.000 No, so go back.

01:36:45.000 Go back.

01:36:46.000 That's one you'd already shown, though.

01:36:47.000 Go to her videos and pick one you haven't shown, and I'm going to do mine.

01:36:51.000 Okay, let me see here.

01:36:52.000 Just click on the vids.

01:36:55.000 Show us what you're clicking.

01:36:56.000 There's a suggested one here.

01:36:58.000 Let's just go.

01:36:58.000 Look at that one.

01:36:59.000 Seafood boil and mermaid sauce.

01:37:02.000 Okay, so stop, stop.

01:37:04.000 What is the future of sensor.tv?

01:37:08.000 Will this remain a lucrative network?

01:37:11.000 Will it grow?

01:37:11.000 Will it be deplatformed?

01:37:13.000 Are we doomed or will we thrive?

01:37:15.000 Just don't know where to turn.

01:37:18.000 Don't know where to turn.

01:37:21.000 Hmm.

01:37:22.000 Does that imply that we're too indecisive?

01:37:24.000 We don't know where to turn.

01:37:26.000 I think we've been pretty decisive.

01:37:27.000 Yeah, me too.

01:37:30.000 That's not fair, Mukbang. 1.00

01:37:32.000 But okay.

01:37:32.000 Maybe she wasn't done.

01:37:33.000 Let's see.

01:37:34.000 Okay, let's see her mom. 0.94

01:37:39.000 Oh, never mind.

01:37:41.000 Keep going, I mean, we have to hear the next.

01:37:45.000 Everybody, I got my nails done today because a lady always keeps her nails done. 1.00

01:37:55.000 Oh, so it is a lady.

01:37:57.000 Yeah.

01:37:57.000 Maybe they're saying get more female contributors like Laura.

01:38:01.000 That was a tough one to decide.

01:38:02.000 Or she has to get her nails done. 0.98

01:38:03.000 That was a tough one, mukbang. 0.97

01:38:05.000 All right, shows over.

01:38:06.000 Let's look at our final video.

01:38:08.000 This video freaks me the F out.

01:38:10.000 It's at a bullfight where the bull made his way into the crowd.

01:38:15.000 Imagine you're with your kids trying to make sure they don't get gored.

01:38:20.000 Making my way into the crowd.

01:38:28.000 Whoa.

01:38:30.000 But you didn't think of that when you were designing it.

01:38:33.000 Look at that.

01:38:34.000 There's kids there.

01:38:35.000 They really go for the red.

01:38:35.000 I bet all these...

01:38:42.000 Fuckers. 1.00

01:38:47.000 These people who love animals would like everyone in that whole place to die. 1.00

01:38:51.000 That guy's pulling out its tail.

01:38:52.000 Humans are animals.

01:38:56.000 He's pulling on its tail as hard as he possibly can.

01:38:59.000 Yeah, he's trying to distract it.

01:39:01.000 Zero. 1.00

01:39:02.000 Look, it's down there in that gully thing, and it must just be with its horns just going up people's asses and vaginas. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Why aren't they all dressed the same? 0.99

01:39:14.000 Just curing people's Peyrones disease. 1.00

01:39:19.000 Straighten them out.

01:39:23.000 Maybe caused by bull attacks and alcohol use.

01:39:25.000 Wait, is it over?

01:39:26.000 Yes.

01:39:27.000 That's all Zebul wrote.

01:39:30.000 That's all she wrote.

01:39:33.000 Get fired.

01:39:34.000 Get in trouble.

01:39:35.000 Be brave.

01:39:36.000 And never stop fighting. 0.98

01:39:43.000 And I can't fucking walk in my work. 0.98

01:39:45.000 Walking by myself. 0.99

01:39:48.000 Counting everything you want.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 20, 2020

S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE [2020-01-20 - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE]

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