Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE [2020-01-22 - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE]

00:00:30.000 I waited all my time to talk to you.

00:00:39.000 I put you down where you belong, but I'll never talk to you.

00:00:49.000 Pretty intense jam when you're 19 and you're making a mixtape for a chick and you guys have broken up and you put that on there.

00:01:01.000 It's over.

00:01:02.000 You dumped me.

00:01:04.000 And I don't even want you back.

00:01:06.000 I'm never talking to you again.

00:01:09.000 Guys, teenagers, if there's any teenagers watching this and you break up with a girl, don't send her anything.

00:01:16.000 Don't say, I ain't missing you at all, like that John Waite song.

00:01:21.000 It's done.

00:01:22.000 Here's what you do.

00:01:23.000 Here's how to handle relationships, gentlemen.

00:01:26.000 Hey, um, I gotta be honest, when I went back home for Thanksgiving, I kissed this...

00:01:39.000 There's no negotiating.

00:01:40.000 Oh, just stop.

00:01:42.000 It's like when someone says this trilogy, did you hear what Retard Ryan just said? 0.78

00:01:47.000 So I get up to make a point that the second there's any infidelity or if she says, I'm having doubts about this relationship or we need a break or whatever, just but he looks at me and he goes, you have to poo?

00:01:58.000 I'm just concerned.

00:01:59.000 I don't know.

00:02:01.000 Even the word poo.

00:02:03.000 You mean take a shit?

00:02:05.000 Daddy have to make a poo-poo? 1.00

00:02:08.000 Fucking emoji, boy.

00:02:10.000 Daddy, you have to make a poo-poo today. 0.95

00:02:13.000 It's been a while for that one.

00:02:15.000 That's an oldie but a goodie I've forgotten about.

00:02:15.000 Yeah.

00:02:17.000 Ah shit, this blazer is too short.

00:02:21.000 Nice pocket square, though.

00:02:23.000 Yeah, I'm not bananas about this outfit.

00:02:26.000 Ryan just put this in my pocket at the 11th hour, which is weird.

00:02:30.000 And is your shirt untucked?

00:02:32.000 Yep.

00:02:33.000 Is it an untuckable?

00:02:35.000 No, I'm not falling for that bullshit.

00:02:37.000 I have normal-sized shirts.

00:02:39.000 Untuckable.

00:02:41.000 What a revolution.

00:02:42.000 It's a shirt that's not too long.

00:02:44.000 Wow.

00:02:45.000 What I hate about his shirt.

00:02:46.000 Those exist, dude.

00:02:48.000 Does he have a copyright on that?

00:02:49.000 Because I've got plenty shirts like that.

00:02:52.000 I hate the label on it.

00:02:54.000 Like, they have to advertise that it's an untuck.

00:02:57.000 Oh, yeah, it's got the little thing in the corner.

00:02:59.000 I'm thinking outside the box.

00:03:01.000 No, you're just casually dressed.

00:03:04.000 What a revolution in shirts.

00:03:06.000 But they're making money and whatever.

00:03:08.000 They're employing people.

00:03:09.000 None of my fucking beeswax.

00:03:11.000 So, Never Talking to You Again by Hoosker Dew was from the album Zen Arcade, which is a pretty intense album.

00:03:18.000 This blazer is going to bother me the whole show.

00:03:29.000 There, that's much better.

00:03:30.000 And that's, I realize when we say it, all week, we're going to have acoustic songs by hardcore bands.

00:03:36.000 Soft music from hard rockers.

00:03:39.000 But then we can't do a show on Friday.

00:03:42.000 We can't do real music on Friday.

00:03:44.000 Thursday, sorry.

00:03:45.000 So that's only really three songs.

00:03:47.000 And then I don't feel like continuing this to next week, so we're done.

00:03:51.000 What if I redid the free speech theme with my acoustic?

00:03:55.000 What?

00:03:56.000 I just said we only have room for three songs.

00:03:58.000 And you're like, what if I added a song?

00:04:01.000 Well, you know, the free show.

00:04:03.000 I cover acoustic songs.

00:04:05.000 Oh, I gotcha.

00:04:07.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:04:08.000 Cool.

00:04:09.000 But I would also, I'd like to bid adieu to some soft hard songs.

00:04:15.000 Soft songs by hardcore bands.

00:04:19.000 And if you just bear with me, I'll go through this as quickly as possible because the odds of you sharing my taste in music are one in 56.

00:04:30.000 Conflict.

00:04:31.000 These things take time.

00:04:33.000 Conflict were an anarcho-punk band inspired by Krass, early 80s.

00:04:38.000 I think they went all the way to the 90s.

00:04:40.000 And basically, it's just a guy screaming stuff about the guns in the streets.

00:04:46.000 And the music's really fast and intense.

00:04:48.000 And it's just like men and women reading essays at the top of their lungs about anarchy and animal rights.

00:04:54.000 And it's kind of funny because they have one song where the code is cut.

00:05:01.000 And it's about abortion and how wrong it is.

00:05:04.000 Because they're so vegan animal rights.

00:05:07.000 And there's a few other bands like that, Earth Crisis and Flatfoot 56.

00:05:14.000 Actually, Flatfoot 56 are Christian.

00:05:16.000 But Earth Crisis, they get so into rights, life rights, that they go, hey, I don't want you killing mice or human beings.

00:05:24.000 So the Cordus Cut comes on.

00:05:26.000 But they have this one song, These Things Take Time.

00:05:29.000 And it's a reggae jammon that gets heavy.

00:05:33.000 Let's hear a little piece of that, shall we?

00:05:36.000 This is These Things Take Time.

00:05:39.000 No, start at the very beginning.

00:05:43.000 Have you been playing it this whole time?

00:05:46.000 Should people hear me?

00:05:54.000 Everybody knows she's going to mash up the country. 1.00

00:05:57.000 The mad lady, what we're going to do about this mad lady, she's going to mash up the country. 1.00

00:06:01.000 They're talking about Margaret Thatcher, which I don't get.

00:06:05.000 Anarcho.

00:06:06.000 She privatized Britain.

00:06:08.000 She ended the unions.

00:06:10.000 That's less government.

00:06:11.000 Why does anarchists...

00:06:17.000 Can you explain that to me, please?

00:06:19.000 Most anarchists today hate capitalism and love communism.

00:06:28.000 Can we get some dictionaries Up in this bitch. 1.00

00:06:33.000 So it's kind of cool here.

00:06:36.000 We have to abolish apartheid. 0.80

00:06:39.000 It's funny hearing these songs in this day and age.

00:06:42.000 Free Mandela.

00:06:44.000 but just jump to the end No, that's fine.

00:06:55.000 It's kind of a new type of music.

00:06:58.000 Like, how does the fuck does he remember these lyrics?

00:07:01.000 His name's Colin.

00:07:02.000 I met him a couple times.

00:07:05.000 At the CVGB final closing, and he was so nervous.

00:07:09.000 Yeah, I'd be nervous too if every song has 3,000 words in it.

00:07:14.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:07:15.000 Next one I was going to play during Soft Music by Hard Bands is Operation Ivy's Bad Town.

00:07:22.000 This was Rancid's previous band starring, the fuck's his name?

00:07:28.000 My mind just went blank.

00:07:30.000 Tim Armstrong.

00:07:36.000 My friend Aiden went to jail because they had this song called Caution.

00:07:41.000 Caution is a word that I can't understand.

00:07:44.000 And he wrote it in cement because they just laid the sidewalk.

00:07:47.000 And he was like, caution.

00:07:50.000 Like, usually just write your name.

00:07:51.000 But he was like, caution is a word that I can't understand.

00:07:54.000 Because it said caution above the wet cement.

00:07:57.000 And it took him like 20 minutes.

00:07:58.000 And when he looked up, there was two cops just standing there like this.

00:08:02.000 They threw him in jail.

00:08:05.000 So many good fucking songs on this album.

00:08:07.000 It's spooky.

00:08:08.000 Spooky.

00:08:15.000 These are good songs to put on a mix.

00:08:17.000 Do you kids still do mixes?

00:08:19.000 When you want to break?

00:08:20.000 Like, it's been too intense for a while.

00:08:22.000 You don't do mixes anymore?

00:08:24.000 We do, we hit the radio option, so it's a playlist.

00:08:29.000 That's not what I'm talking about.

00:08:30.000 Like, when I was very young, we'd make mixed cassettes and trade them with people all over the world and then eventually give them to girls.

00:08:37.000 And then we'd make burn CDs, give those to friends and girls.

00:08:42.000 I used to love that.

00:08:43.000 And now what do they do?

00:08:45.000 It's over.

00:08:45.000 Send them your Spotify list?

00:08:49.000 That's so easy, though, that I don't think a girl would be impressed. 1.00

00:08:52.000 It's not like the radio.

00:08:53.000 That's like saying, hey, I was listening to the radio.

00:08:54.000 You should check it out.

00:08:57.000 Check out the radio.

00:08:58.000 Hey, you want to see how much I love you?

00:09:00.000 Listen to some shit.

00:09:02.000 Hey, listen to some songs.

00:09:04.000 I like songs.

00:09:04.000 This is a particularly romantic algorithm that I thought you might enjoy.

00:09:09.000 That's a good job, Jam, Jom.

00:09:12.000 Also, from, so Lars Fredrickson, who was in Rancid, has a song called The Viking from his solo album, which I'm convinced Tim Armstrong, the guy who just wrote that song you just heard, I think he wrote all of Lars' songs.

00:09:26.000 Because he's never done anything before or since.

00:09:28.000 Just like Courtney Love.

00:09:29.000 She's dating... 0.84

00:09:34.000 She was like, Olympia, I got tons of jams.

00:09:37.000 And then poof, nothing.

00:09:40.000 My name is Lars.

00:09:42.000 I'm from Campbell, California.

00:09:44.000 You might know that by now.

00:09:46.000 I'm of Danish dispatch.

00:09:47.000 I've been shot at!

00:09:48.000 I've been raped and abused.

00:09:49.000 For that, I'm proud.

00:09:51.000 I did all your coke.

00:09:53.000 I haven't seen him for a while.

00:09:56.000 Lost a brother.

00:09:58.000 Still got a mother.

00:09:59.000 I ain't motherless.

00:10:00.000 I ain't motherless.

00:10:03.000 There's one line in this song where he goes, and I turned tricks for a thrill.

00:10:09.000 Pardon es moi?

00:10:14.000 What does that mean?

00:10:16.000 Like I fucked a rich lady? 1.00

00:10:19.000 A rich woman paying for sex for young men? 1.00

00:10:22.000 Well, not really.

00:10:23.000 Does turning a trick mean like trick means you sucked a dick? 0.79

00:10:29.000 No, turning a trick means I'm a prostitute and I did a service.

00:10:33.000 Like that's a trick.

00:10:34.000 A trick is quojob or whatever for money.

00:10:37.000 Turning tricks is making money having sex.

00:10:40.000 Laris, did you...

00:10:51.000 Spin it on horns. 0.95

00:10:56.000 Ooh, you've been divorced.

00:11:01.000 Alright, that's enough of an ass.

00:11:02.000 It's a good jam.

00:11:03.000 Turn the trick.

00:11:04.000 Back in the day, did it used to have like a different etymology?

00:11:08.000 Well, he's like my age, so there's no back in the day.

00:11:12.000 Well, what does it say there?

00:11:13.000 Well, crafty or underhanded service maneuver stratagem or like the intended to deceive or cheat artifice.

00:11:21.000 Ruse Wild.

00:11:22.000 Oh, so.

00:11:24.000 Why don't you pull it up, dude?

00:11:25.000 It's got some old-timey things.

00:11:28.000 And then it probably changed over the years.

00:11:31.000 Okay, because I'm turning tricks over here.

00:11:33.000 Kiddo?

00:11:33.000 What are you doing?

00:11:34.000 Something like that.

00:11:36.000 But like, do you think he would put in a song?

00:11:39.000 I was tricky at one time.

00:11:42.000 Pulled a visual trick.

00:11:45.000 But look up like Turning Tricks Prostitute. 1.00

00:11:48.000 That's actually the first one that comes up here.

00:11:50.000 Let me see the first one.

00:11:52.000 What a prostitute does, selling sex for money and they're like, wow, the trick is the job. 0.99

00:11:52.000 Turning tricks. 0.99

00:11:55.000 Or a John pays for sex.

00:11:56.000 Yeah, that's what everyone knows it as.

00:11:58.000 No one goes like, I did Coke.

00:12:01.000 I was shot at.

00:12:02.000 I did a card trick.

00:12:06.000 Is this your card?

00:12:07.000 Yeah, it was.

00:12:08.000 Amused a lot of people at that particular party.

00:12:10.000 I was shot at.

00:12:11.000 I did three card Monty.

00:12:12.000 I was raped.

00:12:14.000 I lost my best friend.

00:12:16.000 I lived on the streets.

00:12:18.000 I also had that little nugget thing with the coconut shells.

00:12:21.000 And people said it was this one, but it was this one.

00:12:24.000 I palmed it, and it was actually in my hand.

00:12:28.000 I participated in shenaniganery.

00:12:32.000 I was in a gang.

00:12:34.000 I went to prison.

00:12:35.000 I did this thing with my thumb.

00:12:37.000 What looks like my thumb came off, but I just bent it down and had this other thumb bent to make it look like one thumb, a long thumb.

00:12:47.000 I pull coins from out your ear.

00:12:55.000 That works.

00:12:55.000 No, I only have a dime.

00:12:57.000 I only got a dime, man.

00:12:58.000 I only got a dime.

00:13:03.000 Did I change?

00:13:04.000 No, but I got an ear.

00:13:05.000 This is a good trick for kids.

00:13:08.000 You take two quarters, I only have one dime, right?

00:13:12.000 And when they're not looking, put the dime in your ear, right?

00:13:15.000 And make sure that ear is away from them.

00:13:17.000 You see, that's in my ear?

00:13:18.000 You put that away from them, and then you've got your other quarter or dime.

00:13:21.000 And you go, hey guys, watch this.

00:13:23.000 Nothing up my sleeve, nothing up my sleeve.

00:13:25.000 And you do all that, and then you put it in your mouth, and then you show them that you don't have it anywhere.

00:13:30.000 And then you just go, keep putting your mouth, put it on your cheek or something.

00:13:35.000 And then you just go, wait, what's this?

00:13:37.000 And you can do like professional magician level sleight of the hand because it isn't a sleight of the hand.

00:13:43.000 And then just schnoomp.

00:13:45.000 Sleight of ear.

00:13:47.000 And it freaks them the fuck out.

00:13:49.000 Very cool.

00:13:50.000 You can do it to humans too.

00:13:54.000 Seven seconds.

00:13:56.000 I just got reminded.

00:13:58.000 My son, my seven-year-old, I hate showing pictures of him because there's so many psychos out there, but this picture is so good.

00:14:04.000 Maybe I'll risk it.

00:14:05.000 This is the chip on the shoulder?

00:14:06.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 He was eating salt and vinegar chips from a bowl, and I was like, eat them with your hands.

00:14:11.000 Stop doing it.

00:14:11.000 Because he was just going.

00:14:14.000 And I go, stop doing that.

00:14:21.000 How should I send this to you?

00:14:23.000 Oh, I got my Wi-Fi open.

00:14:25.000 Oh, I got my Wi-Fi open.

00:14:27.000 I'll email it.

00:14:29.000 All right.

00:14:30.000 So anyway, I freaked out because I go, holy crap, you have a chip on your shoulder.

00:14:39.000 You literally have a chip on your shoulder, which he did.

00:14:43.000 From going like this, one of them fell, a little tiny piece of a chip fell on his shoulder and he didn't realize it.

00:14:48.000 So I called my wife and I go, get in here.

00:14:50.000 You got blobs. 1.00

00:14:51.000 You got to see this.

00:14:52.000 And then I go, check it out.

00:14:54.000 She goes, I don't see it.

00:14:55.000 And I go, he has a chip on his shoulder.

00:14:57.000 And then we both start laughing and pointing.

00:14:59.000 And then he started to go, because he thought we were laughing at him.

00:15:04.000 Like, ha ha, you loser bitch. 1.00

00:15:07.000 Why don't you get my emails?

00:15:09.000 They go to the North Pole first?

00:15:12.000 That's so irritating.

00:15:12.000 Yep.

00:15:14.000 Hey, technology man.

00:15:16.000 Wait, go to all inboxes.

00:15:17.000 Why are you looking at one inbox?

00:15:20.000 It's still not there.

00:15:21.000 Dear, whoever is in charge of technology on Earth...

00:15:27.000 I don't understand why emails don't instantly appear on my...

00:15:27.000 I got my airdrop.

00:15:34.000 The guy is...

00:15:41.000 This is taking way too long to be interesting.

00:15:48.000 He's got to edit some of those.

00:15:51.000 I got divorced!

00:15:53.000 So did 50% of the population.

00:15:56.000 I'm not going to worry.

00:16:00.000 Just about ready there, Rye Guy?

00:16:04.000 Oh, you're hiding his face?

00:16:05.000 Look at that.

00:16:06.000 That's not as funny.

00:16:06.000 You got to show his face because he doesn't understand why I'm taking the picture.

00:16:14.000 It's a little bull cut.

00:16:16.000 You have a fucking chip on your shoulder.

00:16:17.000 I didn't say fucking.

00:16:19.000 But we laughed our asses off.

00:16:20.000 And then I had to tell him, no, no, no, no, no.

00:16:22.000 Chip on your shoulder.

00:16:22.000 We're not laughing at you.

00:16:23.000 I had to explain the whole thing.

00:16:24.000 Because he does have a chip on his shoulder.

00:16:26.000 He's that look on his face like, am I part of this joke?

00:16:29.000 Are we all having fun?

00:16:30.000 Are you laughing at me or with me?

00:16:31.000 What's going on here?

00:16:33.000 Seven seconds, seminal, very positive 80s hardcore band.

00:16:43.000 Cowbell.

00:16:43.000 Wait, maybe it's coming back.

00:16:47.000 Shh.

00:16:48.000 Best part.

00:16:56.000 pastels on your album.

00:17:06.000 Oh slap bass count.

00:17:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:43.000 What a jam that is.

00:17:46.000 That's a great one.

00:17:49.000 Also, Minor Threat, Salad Days.

00:17:51.000 This is like all these bands, these hardcore bands, they're just like, let's go as fast as possible.

00:17:56.000 And then they start getting good and getting good at it, if you will.

00:18:00.000 And they make good songs.

00:18:03.000 and being good at it, if you will.

00:18:04.000 *music*

00:18:10.000 I took bass lessons for a while.

00:18:13.000 It's too hard.

00:18:19.000 That was pretty easy.

00:18:20.000 If you can't do bass, you don't got it.

00:18:23.000 What is that bomb?

00:18:26.000 Sounds like a belt, like a proper belt.

00:18:29.000 Yeah.

00:18:30.000 Like some sort of churchy thing.

00:18:32.000 What?

00:18:44.000 What a damn.

00:18:45.000 Anyway, that's a great song because he talks about the salad days.

00:18:54.000 And that's the thing.

00:18:55.000 With punk rock, and I think with everything, when you're in a scene or you're doing a thing, skateboarding, fucking, I'm sure, skiing, anything, and you talk to people slightly older than you, they talk about the salad days and how, oh, you should have been here in the 80s, or you should have been here in the 70s, or you should have been here in the 60s.

00:19:14.000 Should have been here in the early aughts.

00:19:15.000 Oh, especially New York City.

00:19:18.000 New York City changes every 10 years.

00:19:20.000 And the people from the old 10 years are always telling the people from the new 10 years, oh, man, you don't even know what it was like.

00:19:29.000 Oh, New York in the 90s.

00:19:32.000 Oh, fuck.

00:19:33.000 Or the mixtape stuff you just brought up, too.

00:19:35.000 It's like...

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:39.000 But it was.

00:19:40.000 That particular thing was.

00:19:42.000 You admitted it.

00:19:43.000 That's kind of different because I'm talking about a thing people used to do that has been erased.

00:19:49.000 And this is when people talk about salad days with a scene, they're always actually I'm about to do it.

00:19:57.000 That's on my to-do list.

00:19:59.000 So maybe I'm about to be guilty of salad days.

00:20:02.000 But the point is, in that song, he goes, it's a lie.

00:20:05.000 It's all a lie.

00:20:06.000 The salad days were not better.

00:20:08.000 Although I'm about to contradict that lie because I never said I was consistent.

00:20:12.000 I don't know this.

00:20:14.000 A decade of punk in Washington.

00:20:17.000 Docu Tsadaka.

00:20:18.000 Yeah, you know why Washington is so photogenic and videogenic and easy to document?

00:20:23.000 Because they were all rich kids of politicians and professors.

00:20:27.000 Like I know that Ian is a normal dude or HR or whatever.

00:20:30.000 Yeah, Ian was a rich kid.

00:20:32.000 They all had dark rooms in their basement.

00:20:33.000 That's why there's all these awesome pictures of the Bad Brains.

00:20:39.000 Anyway, that brings me to the last song, which is by the Bad Brains, who you just saw.

00:20:44.000 Sacred Love.

00:20:47.000 He was in jail and he called in this song from the jail phone.

00:20:51.000 He was in jail.

00:21:01.000 have this awesome chunky Palm muting.

00:21:14.000 Palm muting? 0.97

00:21:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:16.000 You put your hand over it if you play a thing?

00:21:18.000 Yeah, you put your little palm there so that way it kind of like makes it like a chunky.

00:21:20.000 Like a chunky. 0.52

00:21:21.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:21:30.000 Anyway, that's it.

00:21:32.000 They have another song called Secret 77 that back in when I was a young man, that song was gay, but I don't want to use the word gay.

00:21:42.000 It was not punk, not hardcore.

00:21:45.000 So you would lift up the needle and just go over that song and not listen to it because it was against the rules.

00:21:52.000 Not only the rules, but like the culture.

00:21:58.000 How freak he was.

00:21:58.000 A secret salad.

00:22:00.000 He survived.

00:22:05.000 It's kind of like a jam.

00:22:07.000 I love it.

00:22:08.000 This is what they wanted to do, I think.

00:22:09.000 And then hardcore was big in DC, so they reluctantly made hardcore that they didn't really enjoy.

00:22:16.000 This probably inspired Deftones.

00:22:22.000 But the reason I'm off on this tangent is because I was boxing today.

00:22:26.000 And fuck, I had an energy drink.

00:22:33.000 I was like, I'm sick of losing.

00:22:36.000 And, you know, I drink beers at night.

00:22:37.000 So I'm not a morning guy, but I box in the morning.

00:22:40.000 So you're getting me at my worst.

00:22:42.000 And I'm sick of these guys kicking the shit out of me.

00:22:45.000 So I thought, I'll have an energy drink and kick their ass. 1.00

00:22:48.000 Not the smartest move.

00:22:51.000 Because you have this cocaine super up and then you're down.

00:22:56.000 And the super up does not last long.

00:22:58.000 So I'm in the ring with this guy, Tommy, the same guy you saw last week in my how to box video.

00:23:04.000 So he's very good.

00:23:05.000 And the problem with him is he comes at you like a Zamboni. 0.84

00:23:09.000 And you're supposed to, when people do that, you're supposed to either push them back or hit and pivot and then get them on the side.

00:23:16.000 Do that with a Zamboni.

00:23:18.000 Okay?

00:23:18.000 Pivot out of the way of a Zamboni, especially when it just goes and turns with you.

00:23:24.000 What the fuck am I supposed to do?

00:23:26.000 So I just keep hitting it and hitting it as it comes at me.

00:23:28.000 It's like the blob.

00:23:31.000 Anyway, I was like a ninja going, thanks to that energy drink.

00:23:36.000 And it was like he was punching me in slow motion.

00:23:40.000 And I would just go, and then I was laughing.

00:23:43.000 I was like, you can't hit me.

00:23:45.000 This is all within the first 20 seconds of a three minute round.

00:23:49.000 And then he sees a pattern where I do this thing where I go up and then try to make it a left hook on the way up.

00:23:56.000 And he just goes, nails me.

00:23:59.000 I hit the ground, actually.

00:24:00.000 Like I had to put a foot down.

00:24:02.000 And then after that, I was just fucking exhausted.

00:24:05.000 Anyway, so we all do that.

00:24:08.000 We're joking around.

00:24:09.000 I'm obviously the most inexperienced guy there.

00:24:10.000 And I say to the guys who've been doing it for decades, good.

00:24:13.000 That was great in there.

00:24:14.000 You're getting your confidence up.

00:24:16.000 You're breathing.

00:24:17.000 Breathe.

00:24:18.000 Another trick I like to do, you're always wanting the round to be over, right?

00:24:22.000 So like after 20 seconds and down, everything's gravy.

00:24:26.000 It's sort of like in class, remember, where you would look at the clock and you'd be like, okay, I can't look at the clock.

00:24:31.000 I can't look at the clock.

00:24:32.000 And then it would go to like, okay, I have to peek.

00:24:35.000 And it would be 10 after.

00:24:37.000 You'd go, are you fucking kidding me?

00:24:40.000 And then you just kept pushing and pushing and trying not to look at the clock till it get to, it got to half past.

00:24:46.000 Now we're good.

00:24:47.000 Because half past, it's basically 45.

00:24:50.000 It's only 15 minutes to 45.

00:24:52.000 And then 45, that's nothing.

00:24:54.000 That's smooth sailing.

00:24:55.000 So you're basically, just like when you would pray your way through class, you're basically trying to get to the 45 mark with the minute hand.

00:25:02.000 And so 30, everyone's like, you're not supposed to look at the clock because it looks, makes you look weak, but you'll see people peering at the clock like, is this fucking thing going to end?

00:25:10.000 And then when it's down to like 30 minutes, 30 seconds, 20 seconds, I go, minute 10, guys, minute 10.

00:25:18.000 And you can see them, no matter how good they are, just sort of go, are you fucking kidding me?

00:25:22.000 Another minute.

00:25:24.000 I thought we were done.

00:25:26.000 Anyway, I know this is a, I'm trying to make a point.

00:25:29.000 Believe it or not, this entire intro is a point.

00:25:34.000 In fact, I think we should call the show Mosh Pit or something.

00:25:34.000 One point.

00:25:39.000 So I fight those three guys.

00:25:43.000 Took some blows to the head.

00:25:46.000 I think I'm getting pugilistic dementia.

00:25:49.000 Like I've been getting days wrong and stuff.

00:25:51.000 I think I'm getting dumber, which is good because I'm so intelligent that I don't have a lot of people I can relate to.

00:25:57.000 And the dumber I get, soon Ryan will be like an inspiration.

00:26:00.000 Like he'll go, you have to poo.

00:26:02.000 And I'll go, I don't got a poo-poo. 1.00

00:26:04.000 You have to poo-poo. 0.99

00:26:06.000 You can just chill.

00:26:08.000 What does pugilistic mean?

00:26:10.000 I don't know what pugilistic means.

00:26:13.000 Well, I'll Google it.

00:26:14.000 What's pugilism?

00:26:16.000 It's when you love pugs.

00:26:19.000 You have a pet pug, you bring it to dog shows.

00:26:23.000 Well, Merriam-Webster got it all wrong.

00:26:27.000 Boxing.

00:26:28.000 Oh, just one word.

00:26:30.000 Anyway, so then after that round, the sadistic coach, who sometimes when he says shit, you probably haven't seen this, but there's a movie with Sally Field where she holds up this sign that just says strike.

00:26:44.000 And it was huge in the 70s.

00:26:46.000 And I want to do another boxing video where I recreate that scene.

00:26:51.000 Versus Union.

00:26:52.000 Union.

00:26:54.000 Where I just go, I should write strike, though.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:57.000 Anyway, where he's like, okay, guys, just a couple more rounds.

00:27:00.000 I want to see you.

00:27:01.000 And I just sort of stand on the couch with that sign, strike.

00:27:04.000 I guess I have to say union.

00:27:06.000 That's not as funny, though.

00:27:07.000 Just do it.

00:27:08.000 Do you have the video?

00:27:10.000 Yeah.

00:27:12.000 This is me at the gym when they say, okay, just a couple more rounds on the wall bag.

00:27:18.000 You know what?

00:27:19.000 I'm not doing a couple more rounds on the fucking wall bag.

00:27:23.000 I box three different guys.

00:27:24.000 We hit the heavy bag for three rounds.

00:27:27.000 Double-ended bag.

00:27:28.000 I'm not throwing a fucking medicine ball around.

00:27:34.000 I'll make a pin like that.

00:27:36.000 Yeah, we're going to.

00:27:36.000 There you go.

00:27:37.000 Join.

00:27:38.000 Join industrial workers of the world or some shit.

00:27:44.000 That's the one guy who's sick of doing fucking rounds too.

00:27:48.000 Then I'm going to stand on the couch by the rings and just hold that up.

00:27:52.000 Don't wear a bra.

00:27:53.000 I won't wear a bra.

00:27:54.000 And then I'll have guys just like with their teeth taking off their Velcro things on their gloves, like undoing their wraps, throwing them on the ground.

00:28:09.000 This is why liberals suck today. 0.99

00:28:12.000 Because back when this was a valid point, they got it stuck in their craw.

00:28:17.000 And now that unions are destroying entire sectors and fucking bloated public unions like the teachers union are ruining education, they're like, but Sally Field!

00:28:27.000 Sally Field was sick of working in a factory. 1.00

00:28:29.000 Yeah, where'd all our factories go, you stupid bitches? 1.00

00:28:34.000 Ever heard of the Rust Belt?

00:28:36.000 Thanks.

00:28:37.000 Hey, unions, thanks for Detroit.

00:28:41.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:28:42.000 Still haven't got to my point.

00:28:44.000 So I'm hitting the heavy bag with these guys.

00:28:47.000 The same, I fought three guys, but two of the guys I fought were all hitting the heavy bag together.

00:28:51.000 Nude, kissing.

00:28:53.000 No.

00:28:54.000 And as I'm hitting it, I realize that a big part of this sport, sweet science, is the brotherhood, the camaraderie, the bonding, and the violence is part of it too.

00:28:54.000 What?

00:29:06.000 The getting punched in the head.

00:29:08.000 Like that guy just punched me in the head and here we are friends again.

00:29:10.000 And I'm sure it's a glimmer.

00:29:12.000 I'm not purporting to know what it's like to be a soldier, but they talk about, I miss my boys, I miss my buddies.

00:29:18.000 You know, I feel I have guilt, survivor's guilt.

00:29:20.000 I wish I could go back in there.

00:29:23.000 And it's very important that a man bonds.

00:29:26.000 And this is why I started Proud Boys.

00:29:28.000 This is why men's clubs used to be ubiquitous up until those cunt feminists you just saw ruined it. 1.00

00:29:33.000 Gloria Steinem ruined clubs in the 80s.

00:29:36.000 Before that, before the mid-80s, clubs everywhere.

00:29:41.000 No one's dad was not in a club.

00:29:43.000 It didn't have to be religious.

00:29:44.000 It didn't have to be the Knights of Columbus.

00:29:46.000 It could be the Elk's Lodge.

00:29:47.000 It could be the Water Buffaloes.

00:29:48.000 Remember Fred and Barney Flintstone?

00:29:50.000 Well, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.

00:29:54.000 And it wasn't so much what we were doing and the rituals there.

00:29:56.000 It was just like men hanging with men, being masculine and not thinking about fucking all the time and not having to be polite, not pulling out chairs and making fart jokes and talking about sex and saying like, fuck, I got to get laid more.

00:30:11.000 Or being around a kid who isn't getting laid and going, dude, you got to get laid more.

00:30:15.000 What's going on with you?

00:30:17.000 And when you take that away, you take away masculinity.

00:30:21.000 And yes, you make some good headway in destroying the patriarchy.

00:30:26.000 But as we said yesterday, the patriarchy is what makes women safe. 0.95

00:30:30.000 It's what makes children safe.

00:30:31.000 It's what makes oppressed minorities safe.

00:30:34.000 Nowhere are trannies safer than under the patriarchy. 1.00

00:30:40.000 Cis white males protect trannies better than anyone. 1.00

00:30:44.000 And for the record, some trannies are being killed. 1.00

00:30:47.000 They're safer than we are.

00:30:50.000 About 1.8 per 100,000 trannies get killed.

00:30:54.000 The national average is more like 2.6 per 100,000.

00:30:58.000 So they're doing just fine.

00:30:59.000 But if you want to look into it, it's mostly the black drug dealers that they seem invariably, inevitably attracted to. 0.97

00:31:07.000 But you want to get rid of us.

00:31:09.000 You're going to make a mistake.

00:31:11.000 And as I was doing this, I was like, this is a big part of why I'm here, is the camaraderie.

00:31:17.000 And there are sometimes chicks there, but see them hit the heavy bag. 0.97

00:31:21.000 Boop, boop. 1.00

00:31:22.000 I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:31:23.000 There are some amazing female boxers. 1.00

00:31:25.000 They're either black or Puerto Rican, but when the white girls and the moms come in, boop, boop, boop, you're like, I could put my actual scrotum in between your boxing glove and the bag and be fine. 1.00

00:31:38.000 And it reminded me of hardcore, growing up, listening to hardcore.

00:31:44.000 And I'm not doing a salad dates because I'm sure there's still hardcore shows, but just being in the mosh pit with those dudes and we'd be covered in sweat, punching each other, thrashing into each other, smashing.

00:31:58.000 Sometimes skinheads would come and punch us while we were in there, Nazi skinheads, but that was just like an unfortunate side thing.

00:32:06.000 It wasn't the end of the world.

00:32:08.000 And you'd be bleeding and stuff.

00:32:09.000 And I was remembering, I'm sure I told you this about this before, but we had a song called Diarrhea, my band, Einos Chinook.

00:32:16.000 And it was tequila.

00:32:21.000 Tequila.

00:32:22.000 So we did it faster, not much faster.

00:32:25.000 And then I would put my mic out and everyone would go, diarrhea. 0.60

00:32:28.000 And I remember looking at their faces, and it was like golf ball eyes and sweat, and they were maniacal.

00:32:34.000 It almost freaked me out.

00:32:36.000 I almost sort of pulled back the mic.

00:32:38.000 I like how the only thing on YouTube for my band is our worst show ever and our shittiest song.

00:32:44.000 Poor skin?

00:32:45.000 Yes.

00:32:46.000 This is when those guys were getting all finagly with their guitars, and everything had to be a 10-part rhapsody.

00:32:53.000 Anyway, I realize now that the reason they were screaming diarrhea like that is because this was just some good old-fashioned, retarded fun. 1.00

00:33:03.000 There was no point to it.

00:33:05.000 It was just pure retardation. 1.00

00:33:07.000 That's a good clip to show.

00:33:08.000 Wait, go back to what you just had.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, stage diving, screaming, falling, getting bloody.

00:33:18.000 And a big part of moshing, by the way, was when someone falls.

00:33:23.000 Look at that stupid chick there. 1.00

00:33:25.000 When someone falls, you would scoop down with your arm and pick them up.

00:33:29.000 In fact, me and that guy who got arrested for writing caution, him and I would just be spazzes.

00:33:35.000 As we got older and we became the old guys at the club, we would just be spazzes and keep falling all the time.

00:33:41.000 So the Mosh Pit have to keep picking us up constantly and we'd be going, thanks, Plop, thanks, Plop, thanks.

00:33:48.000 This was a weird New York thing, the swinging windmill arms that never really caught on anywhere else.

00:33:54.000 What the fuck are you doing, dude?

00:33:58.000 And those weird kicks.

00:34:00.000 I'm much older than these people, so we were closer to, we were closer to, like, pogoing and slam dancing.

00:34:08.000 Anyway, it's all a long-winded way of saying that this war on masculinity is dangerous and wrong, and it's polluting men's minds.

00:34:20.000 And again, I'm not sitting here saying we're being prevented from crossburning or gang rape or anything.

00:34:28.000 I'm just talking about shit where we weren't hurting anyone.

00:34:31.000 We were being left alone.

00:34:32.000 We had men's clubs.

00:34:33.000 We have boxing.

00:34:35.000 We had moshing.

00:34:37.000 And it's really, really important for especially young men.

00:34:41.000 When you're 14, your fucking libido is a curse.

00:34:45.000 You walk around with a boner everywhere.

00:34:47.000 And to be able to just get your mind off of that, hang with some dudes who have the same trouble with you and just let out some aggression.

00:34:55.000 Tonight I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.

00:34:59.000 Well, all right, that's what I need.

00:35:02.000 That was a Montreal band called Scum.

00:35:05.000 I bet you can't find that.

00:35:08.000 Scum band.

00:35:10.000 Montreal?

00:35:12.000 Yeah.

00:35:16.000 Born Too Soon?

00:35:17.000 Click on Born Too Soon.

00:35:19.000 It's not going to come up.

00:35:21.000 Yeah, it's just the song list.

00:35:23.000 That's the album I was talking about.

00:35:24.000 It's weird how every single thing in the fucking world is on the internet.

00:35:29.000 But there's a scene in Force Majeure.

00:35:31.000 Remember that awesome movie I told you about, the Swedish movie about the death of masculinity?

00:35:35.000 And it's probably in the trailer.

00:35:37.000 I got a song by Scum.

00:35:39.000 What is it?

00:35:40.000 Home Away From Home?

00:35:42.000 This was a black guy singing with a really weird anal voice. 0.99

00:35:47.000 I think their whole discog was usually.

00:35:49.000 SCUM was the acronym for our police force, like, Securitaire de Communité d'Urbaine de Montréal.

00:35:55.000 Hmm.

00:35:56.000 I'm a folk professor here to give you a story How you get low Money, a gun, cheap It's an acquired tape.

00:36:05.000 But in the 80s, with Canadian hardcore, there's a thing with purposely whiny voices.

00:36:09.000 It might have come from Jello by Aphra.

00:36:16.000 Anyway, in the trailer for Force Majeeur, which Julia Louise Dreyfus is about to ruin with her fucking cuck co-star Will Farrell, he gets stranded outside the apartment and she won't let him in.

00:36:34.000 Wait, is that downhill or Force Majeure?

00:36:36.000 Jesus, it's exactly the same frame by frame.

00:36:43.000 I wonder if they shot it in the same place.

00:36:49.000 Just pause.

00:36:50.000 How shit has Hollywood become?

00:36:52.000 It's either a superhero sequel or a frame by frame rip-off of a successful European film.

00:37:00.000 Write a fucking movie.

00:37:01.000 Remakes her comic book movies.

00:37:04.000 So keep going.

00:37:05.000 He gets locked out of the hotel room.

00:37:16.000 So he gets locked out and there are these guys screaming their heads off and they seem to be like Swedish teens or something, early 20s.

00:37:24.000 Is that not in there?

00:37:26.000 They're fucking wasted.

00:37:27.000 They're spraying beer everywhere.

00:37:30.000 And is it not?

00:37:34.000 I'm not preparing this very well.

00:37:40.000 There.

00:37:41.000 There, you had it.

00:37:42.000 It's only a second.

00:37:44.000 This is exactly what I'm talking about.

00:37:46.000 I don't know how long we've been talking now, half an hour?

00:37:49.000 This is the point I was getting to.

00:37:51.000 Men need this.

00:37:53.000 We need to be stupid assholes.

00:37:56.000 Now, I don't know if that movie is mocking these guys, but if they are, they're wrong.

00:38:02.000 Those guys aren't hurting anyone.

00:38:03.000 We need to go.

00:38:06.000 Like we're genetically designed to be conquering other tribes.

00:38:11.000 And you took that away from us.

00:38:13.000 Probably good.

00:38:13.000 I don't want to die in a stupid war.

00:38:15.000 But it's still in our DNA to fight.

00:38:19.000 And we've come up with substitutes, screaming and yelling and pouring beer on each other at a ski resort, boxing, men's clubs, moshing.

00:38:28.000 Leave that alone. 0.74

00:38:31.000 It's like my boy's teacher saying he's been boxing in class.

00:38:34.000 I'm like, did he punch anyone?

00:38:35.000 No, no.

00:38:36.000 Just like going like this.

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:38.000 It's called being a boy.

00:38:40.000 I have another friend at my kids' previous school.

00:38:44.000 She gets a call from the teachers and they say, yeah, he's really badly behaved.

00:38:49.000 He's all over the place.

00:38:50.000 He can't pay attention.

00:38:51.000 He's rambunctious is now a negative term.

00:38:55.000 When I was young, if your boy wasn't rambunctious, you were worried.

00:38:59.000 That's a Concern.

00:39:01.000 The second question is: Is he into show tunes?

00:39:04.000 Oh, I want to talk about that too.

00:39:10.000 And so they said to her, So we're going to have to penalize him for being a boy.

00:39:16.000 You know, he's seven years old and he doesn't want to sit in a fucking chair and listen to me blather on about marks for some reason.

00:39:22.000 He must be weird.

00:39:24.000 So they, what are you looking up?

00:39:27.000 In Train Dabusan, the baseball club were the ones that did the most damage.

00:39:34.000 Okay, good to know.

00:39:35.000 That is in the little men's club.

00:39:37.000 Great.

00:39:39.000 Oh, so you're saying that men's clubs are negatively portrayed in Chinese media?

00:39:43.000 Korean.

00:39:44.000 No, they actually did the best.

00:39:46.000 What do you mean?

00:39:47.000 There were rowdy teens that were just making noise.

00:39:49.000 They're like, yeah, like before anything, any zombies happened, it's a zombie movie.

00:39:53.000 And they just start whipping ass because they're a rowdy unit of young men.

00:39:56.000 All right.

00:39:57.000 When I'm just discussing true things, you can't bring in fiction as an example.

00:40:01.000 I didn't interject.

00:40:02.000 I was just looking it up to see if there was a good clip.

00:40:05.000 So the school says to him, we have to penalize him for being rambunctious.

00:40:11.000 However, if you can take him to a psychiatrist and say prove he has or get diagnosed with ADHD, well, then we can't do shit because it's a disease and he won't be penalized.

00:40:23.000 So she goes, okay, well, I guess that's good.

00:40:25.000 I take my son to some expensive analysis, $3,000, and then he doesn't get a D. So I'll take that extortion deal.

00:40:33.000 And then when they go to the psychiatrist, what does he say?

00:40:36.000 Adderall?

00:40:37.000 Ridalin, but yes.

00:40:40.000 Yes, your son has ADHD.

00:40:42.000 I'm going to prescribe Adderall, which is amphetamine sulfate, amphetamines, speed.

00:40:48.000 Riddlin is same thing.

00:40:49.000 It's just speed.

00:40:50.000 I'm going to prescribe speed to your son.

00:40:52.000 In other words, the state has said, make your seven-year-old boy into a drug addict.

00:41:01.000 And what it does, it makes these guys catatonic.

00:41:03.000 If they have any kind of, you know, extra energy and they take Ritalin, they're just sort of...

00:41:15.000 I was on Riddle as a kid.

00:41:17.000 I remember that.

00:41:18.000 Really?

00:41:19.000 I remember over-exaggerating.

00:41:21.000 You mean exaggerating?

00:41:23.000 Yes.

00:41:26.000 But even a step above that, it was like, no, it's still exaggerating.

00:41:29.000 There's no such thing as 110%.

00:41:32.000 But I remember I took the pill and then I remember going, ugh.

00:41:36.000 And then I just felt like immediately after I took the pill, my mom was like, no, we're getting you off of this.

00:41:40.000 She fell for it.

00:41:42.000 She thought that as soon as I take the pill and I just start stumbling around, oh, you were lying.

00:41:46.000 Yeah.

00:41:47.000 I just didn't want to take it.

00:41:48.000 You know, that's not how pills work.

00:41:50.000 This dude, Tucker's producer showed me this thing that he won't show me any more of because they still want to do it and he doesn't want me to scoop him.

00:41:58.000 Because we know how Tucker Carlson's watching every move we make here on Get Off My Lawn.

00:42:04.000 But it's a fucking pill.

00:42:07.000 It says, do you have trouble getting your kid out of your teen out of bed in the morning?

00:42:11.000 Is he a dude?

00:42:12.000 Is he a dude?

00:42:14.000 So it's Adderall wrapped in a coating of like time-released fucking amber.

00:42:22.000 So you give it to your kid at bedtime.

00:42:25.000 The exterior coating takes seven hours to be digested.

00:42:32.000 I mean, it's probably a pretty fat pill.

00:42:35.000 And then they wake up at seven, boing.

00:42:39.000 High out of their fucking minds on speed.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, you got them out of bed.

00:42:43.000 You gave them drugs.

00:42:44.000 I've done Adderall a bunch of times.

00:42:46.000 There was no point where I took Adderall where I wasn't saying, this is a wild ride.

00:42:53.000 Holy shit.

00:42:54.000 Like when I ran that ad agency, I would take half a pill or a quarter pill and have a coffee.

00:42:59.000 I'd write 650,000 emails.

00:43:03.000 And then I'd come over to him like around 11 a.m. and go, this is a real wild ride.

00:43:10.000 Like kids are on, I think it's more intense than Coke.

00:43:13.000 It's way more intense than Coke.

00:43:15.000 So what if we were feeding kids Coke?

00:43:17.000 A nice big mirror with four lines on it.

00:43:20.000 Here you go.

00:43:23.000 Kitty Adderall could be a lifesaver for parents and children. 1.00

00:43:27.000 Oh, that's it.

00:43:29.000 A dissolving orange-flavored pill for kids.

00:43:34.000 One Harvard neurologist says it'll be helpful for millions of families.

00:43:38.000 Yes, it will be.

00:43:39.000 This is the socialist mentality that I hate, by the way, where they go, if we enforced mandatory toothbrushing and there was, say, an electric shock you get on your wrist, cavities would go down 98% and our dental costs as a society would be reduced by 79%, saving over $2 trillion a year.

00:44:04.000 Sounds good.

00:44:05.000 All right.

00:44:08.000 Let's give our kids speed. 0.99

00:44:11.000 All right.

00:44:12.000 What else is in the news?

00:44:12.000 Very chatty episode today.

00:44:15.000 Here's a totally unrelated, retarded topic. 0.97

00:44:19.000 Now that we're done discussing the merits of masculinity, how long have we been on for?

00:44:22.000 35 minutes?

00:44:24.000 40?

00:44:24.000 About 40, 45?

00:44:26.000 40, 40, 45?

00:44:28.000 45 minutes?

00:44:28.000 About 40.

00:44:29.000 45 minutes.

00:44:30.000 How long does that leave for the rest of the show?

00:44:34.000 20.

00:44:34.000 40?

00:44:35.000 40, 45, 40?

00:44:37.000 45 minutes?

00:44:38.000 40.

00:44:39.000 40, 45?

00:44:40.000 45.

00:44:40.000 40?

00:44:41.000 It's about 45.

00:44:42.000 Ryan, why wouldn't you be looking up the 40-45 while we do this, you fucking subhuman retard? 1.00

00:44:47.000 Because we're just riffing on it.

00:44:49.000 What?

00:44:51.000 You look up videos when we're riffing on it.

00:44:53.000 That's your job.

00:44:54.000 Instead, you're scrolling down to the next link, which I'm not intending to talk about.

00:44:58.000 Am I intruding, Charles?

00:45:01.000 Not at all, Sheridan.

00:45:03.000 Sheridan, you'll be popping by.

00:45:05.000 Is it time for a brandy?

00:45:06.000 Oh, no. 59 minutes past six, Charles.

00:45:08.000 No, it didn't say.

00:45:10.000 Is that all he is?

00:45:12.000 I got my great-grandfather's pocket watch fixed yesterday.

00:45:15.000 I didn't know you could put it in your top pocket.

00:45:20.000 Poor old Bunny is popped as clocked.

00:45:24.000 Jump ahead.

00:45:24.000 Oh, that's terrible news.

00:45:25.000 Forty years.

00:45:27.000 Forty-five years.

00:45:28.000 Forty-five years, yeah, yeah.

00:45:30.000 40, 45 is.

00:45:31.000 What about you, Charles?

00:45:32.000 It's 40, 45 years.

00:45:33.000 40, 45 hours.

00:45:34.000 Just pause.

00:45:36.000 That's exactly what Anna Kasparian's nose looked like before her nose job. 1.00

00:45:44.000 That's what she looks like without makeup. 0.93

00:45:48.000 Terrible.

00:45:49.000 I mean, terrible shock.

00:45:50.000 Terrible shock.

00:45:51.000 Terrible condition.

00:45:52.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:45:52.000 He was fit as a butcher's dog.

00:45:54.000 I mean, human tennis last week.

00:45:57.000 I was listening to Stern this morning, and they were talking about pretty woman.

00:46:00.000 And I realized because we live in a culture of woman privilege and non-white male privilege, we watch that movie and we go, oh, God bless her, cotton socks. 0.57

00:46:13.000 She did it.

00:46:14.000 She's a somebody.

00:46:15.000 Remember when she went into the store and they went, what are you doing here?

00:46:20.000 You don't belong here.

00:46:23.000 They were right.

00:46:24.000 She's a fucking prostitute. 1.00

00:46:27.000 Now, the movie is popular because it's so weird and has never happened ever.

00:46:34.000 Rich, super duper millionaires do not date prostitutes and they never look like Julia Roberts.

00:46:43.000 So the shopkeeper sees the odds of her being a crack whore are what? 0.98

00:46:50.000 Like a drug addict.

00:46:51.000 What are the odds a prostitute is a drug addict? 0.88

00:46:53.000 I'm going to say 8 in 10.

00:46:55.000 What's that?

00:46:55.000 4 in 5?

00:46:57.000 80% chance she's a drug addict.

00:47:00.000 As far as shoplifting goes with prostitutes, I'm going to say 1 in 2. 0.93

00:47:07.000 1 in 2?

00:47:08.000 40?

00:47:08.000 40.

00:47:09.000 40?

00:47:09.000 45%?

00:47:10.000 45% chance.

00:47:12.000 Well, she's as fit as a butcher's doll. 1.00

00:47:15.000 So when she goes into these stores, they look at her like she doesn't belong.

00:47:20.000 She doesn't belong. 0.53

00:47:21.000 She's a fucking whore. 1.00

00:47:25.000 Like, why is this so victorious?

00:47:29.000 Turn it up.

00:47:30.000 Like a fuckin' Aren't you a whore? 1.00

00:47:36.000 Excuse me.

00:47:37.000 Yeah.

00:47:39.000 Something conservative.

00:47:41.000 Yes.

00:47:42.000 Well, you look like a complete slut. 1.00

00:47:45.000 You got my stuff.

00:47:47.000 What are you wearing?

00:47:47.000 A bathing suit?

00:47:48.000 You don't belong here.

00:47:49.000 I don't think this would fit you.

00:47:50.000 It's Halloween.

00:47:51.000 You dressed up as Stephen Tyler.

00:47:53.000 I didn't ask if it would fit.

00:47:54.000 I asked how much it was.

00:47:56.000 How much is this, Marie?

00:47:57.000 It's very expensive.

00:47:59.000 $40,000, $45,000.

00:48:00.000 It's very expensive.

00:48:02.000 I've got money to spend in this.

00:48:03.000 $45,000?

00:48:04.000 I don't think we have to.

00:48:05.000 $400,000, $4,000.

00:48:07.000 You're obviously in the wrong place.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, okay, pause.

00:48:10.000 Please.

00:48:11.000 Now, on this show, we're very pro-working class.

00:48:11.000 They're right.

00:48:14.000 I don't like snobs.

00:48:16.000 I'm with Tucker.

00:48:17.000 We hate the elites.

00:48:18.000 But sometimes they're right.

00:48:20.000 They exist.

00:48:21.000 But sometimes they're accurate.

00:48:23.000 this particular case, the snobs had a point.

00:48:26.000 I don't want fucking whores in my head. 1.00

00:48:32.000 I want to put that on the point.

00:48:33.000 She is in the wrong place.

00:48:35.000 And then at the end of the movie, she shows up and she's, for some weird reason, married a billionaire, which is unfathomable.

00:48:44.000 And then she does belong in there because she's rich. 1.00

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 What percentage of the prostitute population do you make up, Julia? 1.00

00:48:52.000 Hi.

00:48:52.000 Thank you.

00:48:53.000 Hello.

00:48:53.000 Do you remember me?

00:48:55.000 No, I'm sorry.

00:48:56.000 I was in here yesterday.

00:48:57.000 You wouldn't wait on me?

00:48:58.000 Oh, you work on commission, right?

00:49:01.000 Yes.

00:49:03.000 Big mistake.

00:49:04.000 Big.

00:49:05.000 Huge.

00:49:06.000 I have to go shopping now.

00:49:09.000 That whore really showed us. 1.00

00:49:11.000 That was horrible.

00:49:13.000 Hey, by the way, hey, high-end shop.

00:49:15.000 I would continue your policy of ostracizing prostitutes. 0.98

00:49:19.000 Sure, one in a thousand will show up with tons of money.

00:49:25.000 Married to Richard Gere.

00:49:26.000 That will happen.

00:49:27.000 One in a thousand times.

00:49:29.000 The other 999 times you're preventing someone having explosive diarrhea on your clothes, puking on your clothes, getting into a fistfight with her pimp in the store, wrecking merchandise.

00:49:42.000 Her hand goes through the glass thing as he's pulling her hair. 1.00

00:49:45.000 She slits her arm up, sues the place. 1.00

00:49:47.000 There's blood everywhere.

00:49:50.000 What's this?

00:49:50.000 A prostitute at a store?

00:49:52.000 Will you please just leave?

00:49:54.000 Yeah, this is Julia Roberts, co-worker. 0.76

00:50:02.000 Yes, walk out the door.

00:50:02.000 Mommy?

00:50:04.000 I'm not even going to do this shit.

00:50:05.000 As many times as you can.

00:50:06.000 What'd you say?

00:50:07.000 White? 0.92

00:50:07.000 I don't know. 0.92

00:50:08.000 What is up?

00:50:12.000 That's the horror alarm.

00:50:14.000 I'm going to fuck somebody up, but I can guarantee you're brown. 1.00

00:50:16.000 You're not.

00:50:17.000 No.

00:50:20.000 What?

00:50:21.000 Now, you know, this woman performs sex acts, turns tricks for money. 1.00

00:50:25.000 In other words, she has the same job as Julia Roberts. 0.99

00:50:28.000 She starts dating a pizza delivery man, and she comes back.

00:50:31.000 Remember me from yesterday?

00:50:32.000 Oh, it's like we were saying the other day with Conor McGregor and the Muslims. 1.00

00:50:36.000 When he fought that Muslim guy, all the hotels had bomb-sniffing dogs. 0.97

00:50:40.000 Again, no media whatsoever.

00:50:42.000 Because they literally couldn't afford to risk a Muslim terrorist blowing up one of their hotels.

00:50:50.000 So when people have their own money on the line, all of a sudden, bigotry and noticing patterns is a thing.

00:50:57.000 And anyway, it reminded me, this is, we're not really getting through the top news stories of the day today, are we?

00:51:05.000 Dude, doot, do, do, do, do.

00:51:06.000 Check in here for the latest news.

00:51:09.000 I Tanya.

00:51:11.000 That movie.

00:51:12.000 With what's or who's it's.

00:51:15.000 Margo Robbie.

00:51:17.000 Margo Robbie.

00:51:18.000 So it's a true story.

00:51:19.000 It's a really well-done movie, by the way.

00:51:21.000 But the subtext is these snobby bitches said I didn't belong in figure skating. 1.00

00:51:28.000 And then I showed them by being quite good.

00:51:31.000 Not the best, but good enough.

00:51:35.000 Good at it, if you will.

00:51:38.000 Good, that was good.

00:51:41.000 But also in the same movie and in the true story, her disgusting weirdo boyfriend goes and caps What's her knots because she's the competition in other words the snobs were right again Maybe we should have made this a green screen when snobs are right.

00:52:03.000 What is taking you so fucking long to play?

00:52:06.000 I got that, but I wanted to find the scene.

00:52:08.000 The boyf went.

00:52:09.000 You know the truth.

00:52:10.000 I was the best figure skater in the world at one point in time.

00:52:15.000 Not really.

00:52:16.000 You call that a clean skate?

00:52:19.000 Stop talking to her.

00:52:20.000 That girl is your enemy. 1.00

00:52:21.000 Did they shame her for being kind of white trash?

00:52:26.000 Yeah, so the j- Oh, you haven't seen this movie?

00:52:28.000 Oh.

00:52:28.000 No.

00:52:29.000 Well, when she's starting out, she's white trash, obviously. 1.00

00:52:32.000 And the judges of these competitions are too harsh.

00:52:36.000 And they ostracize her. 0.96

00:52:37.000 And she never felt part of figure skating.

00:52:39.000 Because figure skating is so snobby that they don't like trashy broads because they think they'll, you know, attract a bad element, a negative element to the sport. 0.99

00:52:52.000 That's exactly what she did.

00:52:54.000 Oh, here it is.

00:52:55.000 Go back.

00:53:00.000 Is that what she looked like? 0.96

00:53:01.000 How do I get a fair shot here?

00:53:03.000 We also judge on presentation.

00:53:09.000 Just pause.

00:53:11.000 Pause.

00:53:12.000 They judge on presentation.

00:53:13.000 She was dressed in some stupid tutu thing that her white trash mom made, and the judges looked at it and went, oh, you seem trashy. 0.99

00:53:20.000 You're going to attract a bad element.

00:53:22.000 Yeah.

00:53:23.000 Trust your instincts, judges.

00:53:25.000 You were right.

00:53:26.000 Because she brought her trashy boyfriend and he fucking broke some kneecaps. 1.00

00:53:30.000 And she was clearly in on it.

00:53:32.000 In the movie, they sort of him and haw about it.

00:53:34.000 She clearly was like, yeah, fuck that bitch up. 1.00

00:53:37.000 Let's do it.

00:53:39.000 Anyway.

00:53:43.000 Nancy Kerrigan was the other.

00:53:45.000 Yeah, Nancy Kerrigan.

00:53:47.000 I know we've got a lot of trash culture here and stupid, shitty Netflix movies, and I'm about to get even trashier.

00:53:55.000 But just to cleanse, briefly cleanse the palate with some actual substance.

00:54:00.000 I'm reading this great book by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

00:54:04.000 I can never remember Russian names.

00:54:06.000 He's the guy who did the Gulag Archipelago. 0.96

00:54:08.000 James O'Keefe has been pushing the Gulag Archipelago because he discovered these Bernie Sanders supporters are pro-Gulag.

00:54:15.000 And again, the Gulag is Russia was so poor that they didn't have prisons.

00:54:20.000 They couldn't afford to keep people prisoners.

00:54:22.000 They're not civilized enough.

00:54:23.000 So they just send them to make walls and rivers and canals and big projects where tens of thousands of people would die as opposed to the Brooklyn Bridge where I think it was like 180 or 200 or something.

00:54:37.000 And they'd work them to death.

00:54:38.000 That's how they won World War II.

00:54:40.000 They walked him through the snow to death.

00:54:42.000 Anyway, Salzenetsyn wrote about these gulags and would interview people who were on the gulags.

00:54:50.000 He wrote the Gulag Archipelago.

00:54:51.000 Eventually he was kicked out of the Soviet Union in, I think, 74.

00:55:01.000 And so this book is a great book.

00:55:03.000 The Gulag Archipelago is obviously awesome and fascinating, but this is a really good book I've been reading called Warning to the West.

00:55:08.000 And it's a collection of three of his speeches and a couple of his essays.

00:55:12.000 It's very thin.

00:55:13.000 And it's just him saying to the West, don't trust the fucking socialists.

00:55:19.000 Don't trust the communists.

00:55:21.000 The West is the best.

00:55:22.000 You're under duress.

00:55:24.000 Fight back.

00:55:25.000 Don't compromise.

00:55:26.000 Don't say, well, they kind of have a point and all cultures are different.

00:55:30.000 No, your culture is the best and you have to stand strong against communists.

00:55:37.000 Communists are like junkie whores who will just keep scrounging and asking to borrow money until you run out of money. 1.00

00:55:43.000 Every time you talk to a communist and try to work with them, you're enabling them.

00:55:47.000 And I thought it's a good example of Trump's policy.

00:55:50.000 Remember yesterday we were talking about that allegation that foreign dignitaries won't speak to him.

00:55:55.000 Right.

00:55:55.000 Good.

00:55:56.000 Yeah.

00:55:56.000 Who cares?

00:55:57.000 Fuck the foreign dignitaries.

00:55:58.000 Fuck Russia.

00:56:00.000 Fuck all of these shithole countries.

00:56:07.000 So that was a book I think you should check out.

00:56:10.000 I'll probably get back into it when I'm done and tell you some highlights.

00:56:13.000 Also in the oh, I've never seen him before.

00:56:18.000 It's not that hot.

00:56:20.000 I do.

00:56:23.000 He sounds like a woman.

00:56:24.000 Even though in the past years it has been strongly disturbed by California.

00:56:28.000 He has a woman's voice. 0.91

00:56:29.000 Yeah, it is weird.

00:56:31.000 Many people living in the West are not perfect English though.

00:56:35.000 They despise it or accuse it.

00:56:37.000 He sounds like a heckler, like some Russian guy heckler. 0.99

00:56:40.000 Hey, whoever made that, can you turn down the Russian guy? 0.91

00:56:42.000 We don't need to hear that part.

00:56:44.000 Don't mic the audience.

00:56:45.000 I can't fucking know.

00:56:47.000 But seriously, I couldn't hear the speech.

00:56:49.000 I know.

00:56:50.000 He was the same volume.

00:56:52.000 You have to close one eye to hear it.

00:57:04.000 Okay, forget that.

00:57:05.000 That's not selling the book very well.

00:57:06.000 It's much more didactic than that.

00:57:08.000 Didactic.

00:57:12.000 Also in the erudite news, Milo put out this incredible picture of Notre Dame just as it's starting to burn.

00:57:22.000 Sometimes if I really like a picture, I'll send it to China and have the Chinese do an oil painting of it.

00:57:28.000 So, wait, go back to the text.

00:57:32.000 You've got it fucking cropped.

00:57:32.000 I can't read it.

00:57:35.000 Still can't read it.

00:57:37.000 A few days ago, LeFigaro published a picture from inside Notre Dame Cathedral.

00:57:40.000 At the moment, the area above the altar caught fire and began to rain down hot lead from the 856-year-old roof.

00:57:47.000 It is simultaneously horrifying and mesmerizingly beautiful.

00:57:51.000 That's kind of like this show.

00:57:53.000 If it were not for the knowledge of the destruction to come, this 1 30th of a second would look like the very glory of God himself over the cross.

00:57:59.000 And maybe it was, as a test to the nation of France and the entire Western world.

00:58:04.000 By the way, if it was a test we failed, we know that was Muslims. 1.00

00:58:08.000 We know that was terrorists.

00:58:09.000 There was curious dudes skulking around on the roof before the fire.

00:58:14.000 Look at this picture, though.

00:58:18.000 I think I might have it painted.

00:58:22.000 Isn't it amazing?

00:58:24.000 Yeah, that's insane.

00:58:24.000 With the light coming through the windows all symmetrically, there's smoke rising up.

00:58:27.000 It looks like antlers.

00:58:28.000 It just shows you how beautiful Notre Dame is too because even without the embers, it's breathtaking.

00:58:33.000 Go down a little bit.

00:58:38.000 Totally dope.

00:58:40.000 Yeah, that's insane.

00:58:42.000 The colors in there, too, are yeah, and 850-year-old wood doesn't burn.

00:58:48.000 Yeah, they did a bunch of tests on.

00:58:50.000 I remember seeing it, right?

00:58:51.000 Petrified wood, and they're sitting there blasting it with a blowtorch, and it just wouldn't burn.

00:58:55.000 Yeah.

00:58:56.000 You've got to pour gas on that shit to make it go.

00:58:59.000 With even more optimal conditions than Notre Dame.

00:59:02.000 And what do radical Muslims love doing best? 0.99

00:59:04.000 Destroying religious artifacts.

00:59:05.000 What's the most sacred religious artifact in Europe?

00:59:08.000 It's got to be Notre Dame.

00:59:10.000 They've already fucking taken over Bethlehem.

00:59:13.000 I went to Jesus' birthplace in Israel, in Bethlehem, and I couldn't hear myself think for the fucking speakers doing the call to prayer.

00:59:28.000 That sounds like lightning.

00:59:29.000 Oh, that was Lightning.

00:59:33.000 However it goes.

00:59:35.000 And then hundreds and hundreds of guys praying.

00:59:38.000 There's a big fence around the church that has the place where Jesus was born.

00:59:43.000 Huge fence.

00:59:43.000 They're right up against the fence.

00:59:45.000 Crammed in there.

00:59:47.000 We lost Bethlehem.

00:59:48.000 We lost Notre Dame.

00:59:49.000 God is testing us and we're failing.

00:59:52.000 All right.

00:59:53.000 Back to the important news.

00:59:57.000 Kellyanne Conway's birthdays today.

01:00:01.000 And maybe it was yesterday.

01:00:03.000 And all these ugly bitch liberal balls, boomer-angry woman liberals, this doesn't have a number. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Post pictures of themselves to say, look at this ugly bitch. 1.00

01:00:17.000 Hatred and Trump and her immigration values have made her so fucking ugly when look how gorgeous I am.

01:00:26.000 This really sort of sums up our enemies, doesn't it?

01:00:30.000 First of all, Kelly Ann Conway is 53.

01:00:33.000 That's fucking old.

01:00:35.000 And she looks pretty spectacular as far as I'm concerned.

01:00:38.000 Maybe her eyes are kind of asymmetrical, but for 53, if your wife is 53 and you look like that, people assume it's your second wife.

01:00:47.000 It's your trophy wife. 1.00

01:00:48.000 No one looks at Kelly Ann Conway and goes, oh, you must have married your high school sweetheart.

01:00:53.000 She looks like a trophy wife. 1.00

01:00:55.000 And these fucking ugly hags, by the way, in these pictures, we don't see their bodies. 1.00

01:00:59.000 Kellyanne Conway is svelte. 0.87

01:01:01.000 You know that that chick in the green sweater has a gunt that hangs over her belt like a sad elephant ass. 1.00

01:01:09.000 You know that woman with the pearl necklace's tits are indistinguishable from penises with nipples on the end. 1.00

01:01:17.000 And there's Kellyanne Conway.

01:01:19.000 Pompous leftist ladies think they look much better than the 53-year-old Trump admin counselor. 1.00

01:01:26.000 Now this is what makes me mad about Alex Jones.

01:01:26.000 And now go down.

01:01:28.000 I'm going to give him shit today for it.

01:01:30.000 They just copied the links.

01:01:34.000 Now there are some where they took screen grabs.

01:01:38.000 My kids make fun of me when I say screen grabs.

01:01:40.000 What do you youngsters say?

01:01:42.000 I thought it was a screenshot.

01:01:44.000 Screenshot.

01:01:45.000 But click on any one of those.

01:01:50.000 Yeah, see?

01:01:51.000 That one doesn't.

01:01:51.000 Oh, none of these.

01:01:52.000 No, they're all gone.

01:01:53.000 Wow.

01:01:54.000 There's a couple.

01:01:55.000 I clicked on all of them.

01:01:56.000 I'm cycling through them right now.

01:01:57.000 Yeah.

01:01:58.000 Well, don't cycle through them anymore.

01:01:59.000 They're all gone.

01:02:00.000 Holy crap.

01:02:01.000 If you're documenting liberals being assholes, then take screenshots.

01:02:06.000 But there's still some pictures there.

01:02:11.000 There we go.

01:02:13.000 I'm 56.

01:02:15.000 I wear almost no makeup.

01:02:17.000 Yeah, that's clear.

01:02:19.000 Shows that hate and lies age you.

01:02:21.000 No, you know what it shows you?

01:02:23.000 That you guys have this bizarre vision where you can't see what's in front of your face.

01:02:28.000 This shows how twisted their vision is.

01:02:31.000 They see Trump as a Nazi.

01:02:32.000 They see Kelly.

01:02:33.000 Look at this one.

01:02:34.000 She looks like she's under a bridge collecting a toll. 0.69

01:02:37.000 I'm 61.

01:02:39.000 She's a hot mess. 1.00

01:02:40.000 Look at her.

01:02:42.000 She looks like a sunburnt raisin with a wig on. 1.00

01:02:45.000 Looks like her aspect ratio is off.

01:02:48.000 Somebody resized from the top.

01:02:50.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:02:52.000 I'm 61.

01:02:53.000 She's a hot. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Her view of America is backwards.

01:02:56.000 You're ugly.

01:02:56.000 Kellyanne Conway is not.

01:02:59.000 Wait, there's still some more.

01:03:01.000 Look at this one.

01:03:02.000 My 61st birthday.

01:03:04.000 Cheers.

01:03:05.000 Ha ha.

01:03:07.000 Look at her.

01:03:08.000 And that was.

01:03:09.000 Wait, wait, go back, go back.

01:03:10.000 I would fuck her, assuming like I'm not married or whatever, for I'm going to say, you can't think too much of this.

01:03:23.000 You have to feel it.

01:03:26.000 My body is telling me, my instincts, my soul is telling me $800, sorry, $1,800.

01:03:33.000 $1,800?

01:03:34.000 Yes.

01:03:35.000 Because you have to think what you'd say no to.

01:03:37.000 So if there's a paper bag with $1,700 and they slide it over to me, I would slide it back.

01:03:45.000 What do you think?

01:03:46.000 And don't say something stupid, Ryan, like $10,000.

01:03:48.000 I think in this case, it would be like if you're going to hover in that area.

01:03:52.000 See, if I wanted 18 and somebody gave me 17, I'd take it.

01:03:54.000 So I think 9, I wouldn't go...

01:04:00.000 Okay, yeah.

01:04:01.000 It's what you wouldn't take.

01:04:04.000 Like $900, anything under $1,000.

01:04:09.000 All right.

01:04:09.000 So I have $999 cash.

01:04:12.000 She's there, drunk.

01:04:13.000 She's like, just saying.

01:04:15.000 It has to be.

01:04:16.000 I want to break four digits for that.

01:04:17.000 So you would push the $9.99 back away from her.

01:04:20.000 You don't have a dollar.

01:04:21.000 Say, ma'am, you can't sleep here. 1.00

01:04:22.000 It's true.

01:04:23.000 Yes.

01:04:23.000 Because there's a principle behind it.

01:04:25.000 Okay.

01:04:28.000 All right.

01:04:28.000 Back to trash culture, which doesn't belong.

01:04:32.000 Oh.

01:04:34.000 You know what's funny about this one?

01:04:36.000 I think she's a lesbian. 1.00

01:04:37.000 You think?

01:04:38.000 Yeah.

01:04:39.000 She says I'm kind of butch.

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:42.000 Lesbians think they look hot when they look like fairly attractive men. 1.00

01:04:48.000 She's handsome right there.

01:04:48.000 Right.

01:04:49.000 And maybe, I don't know their beauty standards.

01:04:51.000 Maybe they do.

01:04:52.000 But lady, you're talking about Kellyanne Conway, right?

01:04:54.000 Who's a straight woman? 1.00

01:04:56.000 And you're saying, I'm way hotter than her.

01:04:59.000 But that's like a male bodybuilder going, check out this.

01:05:04.000 I'm way hotter than Kellyanne Conway.

01:05:07.000 To whom?

01:05:09.000 Right.

01:05:12.000 This one actually isn't terrible.

01:05:14.000 She does look pretty young for how old is she?

01:05:18.000 50.

01:05:19.000 I mean, she's met, you know, this is also woman pouring through thousands of photographs, finding that one where the sun blew out their wrinkles.

01:05:27.000 She's hiding that neck. 0.98

01:05:29.000 Well, no, not if you click on the picture.

01:05:31.000 Oh, let me see.

01:05:35.000 Oh, okay.

01:05:36.000 Yeah, okay.

01:05:37.000 You're still not as attractive as Kellyanne Conway, but you're not as hideous as those other pigs.

01:05:42.000 How much would you have to be paid to fuck her, Ryan? 1.00

01:05:45.000 You can tell her body is brutal.

01:05:48.000 Yeah, I want a lot of cash for that.

01:05:50.000 I mean, because I have no interest in that at all, so I'd have to say.

01:05:55.000 My price is going to go down from the other one.

01:05:57.000 Really?

01:05:58.000 Yeah.

01:05:59.000 You know what we're doing right now?

01:06:00.000 You know what we're doing right now?

01:06:01.000 What's up?

01:06:02.000 We're turning tricks for a thrill.

01:06:06.000 Let me get that.

01:06:07.000 What?

01:06:08.000 Turning tricks.

01:06:10.000 Well, how do you not get that?

01:06:11.000 It's a joke from half an hour ago.

01:06:12.000 I'm trying to pull it back up, but...

01:06:15.000 We talked about that.

01:06:16.000 That's a line from the song.

01:06:17.000 How do I have to explain that joke to you?

01:06:19.000 No, that I know, but I wanted to pull up the song.

01:06:20.000 It's from way back.

01:06:22.000 Back when we were half an hour younger.

01:06:24.000 I wish I pulled it up.

01:06:25.000 That's what I wish.

01:06:28.000 What's my price?

01:06:30.000 See, this is why they deleted all their pictures because everyone was laughing at them.

01:06:35.000 I'm going to keep it up.

01:06:35.000 I like mine.

01:06:37.000 You're not allowed to put lingerie or high heels on, and that's cheating.

01:06:43.000 I would do it for my life, just to keep my life going.

01:06:46.000 No, what's your price, Ryan?

01:06:49.000 Let's go.

01:06:50.000 The other one would I say $9.99?

01:06:52.000 Yep.

01:06:53.000 So that's for cheaper than that.

01:06:54.000 So I would take $9.99.

01:06:56.000 Oh, that's interesting.

01:06:57.000 So you don't waiver.

01:06:59.000 No, because before I wouldn't go less than $1,000.

01:07:01.000 I will not go less than $9.99.

01:07:04.000 I would, again, I'm not married in this scenario.

01:07:07.000 I would do $750.

01:07:11.000 $750.

01:07:11.000 Okay.

01:07:12.000 All right.

01:07:13.000 Go and have a nice dinner.

01:07:15.000 With my Turning Tricks money.

01:07:18.000 Boy, this is a weird episode.

01:07:20.000 Okay.

01:07:21.000 I want to talk about 600-pound life.

01:07:24.000 I was watching it last night.

01:07:25.000 They had this guy, Gideon, on.

01:07:28.000 And there's something they always do in these episodes.

01:07:32.000 There's two links here.

01:07:33.000 But actually, go down to John and Lonnie.

01:07:36.000 That's the second 16.

01:07:40.000 And I watched, this was a very telling episode because, look at that fucking disgusting pig. 1.00

01:07:47.000 We just had this Norwegian BBC come interview me.

01:07:52.000 And they're like, do you think that people that are fat are lazy?

01:07:56.000 And I go, yeah, mostly.

01:07:57.000 And they go, no, they don't have food education.

01:08:00.000 They come home after working for 12 hours and they are so tired, they just eat garbage.

01:08:07.000 Really?

01:08:08.000 Have you ever seen anyone on 600 pound life with a fucking job?

01:08:14.000 Oh, what?

01:08:19.000 Damn.

01:08:20.000 In your face, Kellyanne Conway.

01:08:26.000 So this is a really good episode.

01:08:29.000 I mean, you're looking at this.

01:08:30.000 This is an intro showing every episode.

01:08:32.000 But with John and Lonnie, right?

01:08:35.000 They go, this guy, John, talks about how when my parents were divorced, it was really hard on me, and I had trouble dealing with it.

01:08:45.000 So I would stay with my grandparents a lot.

01:08:47.000 Look at his fucking skin. 1.00

01:08:50.000 And they would let me eat whatever I want.

01:08:52.000 In other words, it's my parents' fault and my grandparents' fault.

01:08:56.000 And they would say, and I would use food to cope.

01:08:59.000 Cope with what?

01:09:00.000 Eating?

01:09:00.000 Cope with your parents' divorce?

01:09:02.000 Dude, everyone's parents are divorced.

01:09:06.000 I think my parents are the only parents in the world who aren't divorced.

01:09:10.000 They all manage to not be 600 pounds.

01:09:12.000 And also, as a side note, my mind can't understand this eating to cope.

01:09:20.000 Like, right now, we just had lunch, right?

01:09:24.000 I don't feel like eating anything right now.

01:09:26.000 You could offer me like a banana fudge sundae.

01:09:28.000 I'd go gross.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, maybe my perfect ideal food, but otherwise I'm sure.

01:09:33.000 Even my perfect ideal food, some super, you know, the best French chef in the world makes some thing, pastry thing.

01:09:39.000 I'd go, oh, oh, that's nice.

01:09:41.000 I could do a macaroon for sure.

01:09:43.000 I don't sit down and be like, oh, meal number two.

01:09:46.000 Alcohol.

01:09:49.000 I got to cope.

01:09:50.000 Plus, when you're feeling anxious, you have anxiety, the last thing you want to do is eat.

01:09:54.000 When I'm stressed out, I'll lose tons of weight.

01:09:56.000 Look at this.

01:09:57.000 I don't want to grow balls on my left.

01:09:58.000 Anyways, that same episode has a homo in it. 1.00

01:10:02.000 That's his brother, Lonnie.

01:10:04.000 Go back.

01:10:06.000 Just jump ahead and you'll get to Lonnie.

01:10:08.000 By the way, commendable, these guys.

01:10:10.000 You know what's great about this show?

01:10:12.000 They follow them for about a year.

01:10:14.000 Is that him?

01:10:15.000 Yeah.

01:10:15.000 Yellow shirt Lonnie?

01:10:16.000 Lonnie.

01:10:17.000 That's him.

01:10:17.000 He's a neat freak.

01:10:19.000 But my appetite came back with a fury because all I wanted to do then was eat.

01:10:25.000 Go back a little bit?

01:10:27.000 Can you be gay if there's no threat of any man ever fucking you?

01:10:30.000 That's scary.

01:10:31.000 You have no possibility.

01:10:32.000 As a six-year-old, I was terrified.

01:10:35.000 I kept having these bad seizures and they had to put me on this epilepsy medicine that kept me real sick because my immune system was all out of whack.

01:10:42.000 So I stayed kind of thin for a little, like too thin for a little while.

01:10:46.000 He sounds like a family guy.

01:10:47.000 I was like getting too thin for a little while.

01:10:49.000 That's him trying to swim.

01:10:51.000 And her paying so much attention to me.

01:10:53.000 Really put it with.

01:10:54.000 I gotta say, as the only homo I've ever seen in 600 pound life, he has the nicest house I've ever seen on 600 pound life. 1.00

01:11:00.000 It's the cleanest.

01:11:02.000 They never eat at the table, you'll notice.

01:11:04.000 Not comfortable enough.

01:11:06.000 All the time with Lonnie.

01:11:08.000 Things started to get better when I was eight because.

01:11:12.000 After a few years, we found out that my tumor was benign.

01:11:15.000 And this is fascinating.

01:11:17.000 It's like identical twins separated at birth.

01:11:19.000 John's story is all about the divorce and food to cope.

01:11:22.000 Lonnie is all about his tumor and his seizures.

01:11:27.000 And then he said everything was better, and then I stopped eating.

01:11:30.000 But then I came out as gay, and my family was very religious.

01:11:34.000 So I started eating to cope.

01:11:36.000 So it's your for one guy, it's the parents and the grandparents.

01:11:39.000 For the other, same kid, same exact life.

01:11:42.000 It's a tumor and then being gay. 1.00

01:11:46.000 It's none of those, folks.

01:11:49.000 It's not having a job.

01:11:51.000 And this is one thing I will criticize the show for, is not having the insight.

01:11:55.000 They go through the same, what's that addiction show?

01:12:02.000 I want to say insomnia.

01:12:04.000 Intervention?

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 Same exact thing with intervention.

01:12:08.000 And then I was dating a guy and he took a picture of me naked with a Polaroid and he passed it around the school.

01:12:15.000 I never recovered.

01:12:16.000 I became a drunk after that.

01:12:18.000 Because someone saw your perfect 17-year-old tits and they're at the best they're ever going to be. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Really? 1.00

01:12:25.000 You should thank him that you got your perfect tits documented. 1.00

01:12:30.000 So they always lie about that.

01:12:32.000 And I don't know if I can cite jobs for intervention.

01:12:35.000 I'm sure it's the same.

01:12:36.000 But these people are just not working.

01:12:41.000 Looking good, dude.

01:12:43.000 That's from a bad drug deal.

01:12:44.000 That's from doing drugs.

01:12:45.000 It was a drug dealer that punched me in the face with a pair of brass knuckles and knocked my two front teeth right off.

01:12:51.000 It's not worth it because I'm 19 years old and now I have dentures for the rest of my life.

01:12:55.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:56.000 He is so desperate.

01:12:58.000 Can't they just get new teeth? 0.99

01:13:00.000 Anyway, that's a whole different subject.

01:13:02.000 I'm not prepared to tackle.

01:13:03.000 But last night I watched this guy, Gideon, and he's like, I weigh so much, it fucking sucks.

01:13:10.000 And I know I'm killing my.

01:13:11.000 It's funny because they write their own script and then they read it, but they're not voiceover actors.

01:13:15.000 So they're just sitting there going, I feel so bad.

01:13:18.000 I know that I'm killing myself, but I know that if I don't lose weight soon, not only will I die, but I will get divorced and my son will no longer recognize me as his father.

01:13:30.000 So I'm watching this thing.

01:13:33.000 He's trying to lose the weight.

01:13:34.000 He gets addicted to sleeping.

01:13:36.000 And Ryan, just show the fucking article. 0.92

01:13:40.000 Gideon Yeekly.

01:13:42.000 So he's dying.

01:13:43.000 I feel really bad about myself.

01:13:46.000 I suck.

01:13:47.000 These guys are so fat they don't have to blur their dicks because nobody can see them.

01:13:47.000 I'm so fat.

01:13:52.000 Their dicks are hiding.

01:13:54.000 That looks like a grub.

01:13:56.000 A little bit.

01:13:57.000 Looks like Lizzo.

01:13:59.000 And by the way, the girls are always fairly hot. 1.00

01:14:04.000 Like, I know guys who can't get dates.

01:14:06.000 I know single guys.

01:14:07.000 Why do these fucking pigs always have dates? 1.00

01:14:09.000 Is it because they're jolly?

01:14:11.000 It's like fat Kevin Downey Jr.

01:14:12.000 Is it because they're funny?

01:14:14.000 Anyway, he goes through up and down, can't get it together.

01:14:17.000 He starts slowly piecing his life together.

01:14:20.000 Guess what changes everything?

01:14:22.000 He gets a fucking job.

01:14:25.000 He's working at a juvenile correction place.

01:14:29.000 I guess it's for like bad boys, bad boys.

01:14:32.000 And, you know, he's like a corrections officer for wayward youth.

01:14:36.000 And he's big enough to sit on them if they get out of control.

01:14:41.000 No one covers that.

01:14:43.000 Why is no one mentioning that?

01:14:46.000 That's a very important part of the Western psyche.

01:14:50.000 When men have jobs, they have an identity. 0.99

01:14:53.000 They have a soul.

01:14:54.000 They have a purpose.

01:14:55.000 This is why Trump is popular.

01:14:57.000 Because all that Americans really care about is jobs.

01:15:02.000 Employ these guys and they won't be fat.

01:15:06.000 They'll be walking around.

01:15:08.000 They'll feel like a person.

01:15:09.000 They'll have something on their mind.

01:15:11.000 If you get divorced or dumped or you're going through a shitty time, work overtime.

01:15:15.000 Work, work, work.

01:15:16.000 It's what builds us up inside.

01:15:20.000 It's what makes us who we are.

01:15:22.000 This is why I think manufacturing in America is so important.

01:15:25.000 I actually don't care if it loses money.

01:15:27.000 I don't care if General Electric would be much better off in Mexico.

01:15:31.000 We need people having jobs.

01:15:32.000 Well, what about the shitty wages they get?

01:15:34.000 Good.

01:15:35.000 Working at McDonald's is better for your soul than being on welfare.

01:15:42.000 All right.

01:15:44.000 This is the least newsy show we've ever had.

01:15:48.000 But I think it's time to jump over to the mailbag.

01:15:51.000 Oh, yes.

01:15:54.000 What do you think?

01:15:55.000 I think you're right.

01:15:56.000 I like when my hair has this little flumph here.

01:15:58.000 The little Clark Kent detail?

01:15:59.000 Yeah, it's like a...

01:16:03.000 Yeah, it makes me look like an intellectual hunk.

01:16:08.000 Let's turn our eyes together and smell back.

01:16:13.000 Let me touch it.

01:16:18.000 Are we ever going to let him touch it?

01:16:23.000 I didn't get laid today.

01:16:26.000 Thanks, man.

01:16:27.000 I'm not happy about it.

01:16:29.000 Hard times.

01:16:30.000 Hump day is usually my big day.

01:16:32.000 And I don't have to wait till next hump day now?

01:16:36.000 I think you could take a little rain check.

01:16:40.000 I don't know how it works.

01:16:43.000 Okay.

01:16:44.000 Dear Gavin.

01:16:47.000 This title is the TGMS Archives.

01:16:50.000 Dear Gavin, this may sound faggy, but the Gavin McInnis show has huge sentimental value to me.

01:16:54.000 I think it was about five years ago when I subscribed to Compound Media.

01:16:56.000 And holy fuck, were those shows awesome?

01:16:59.000 Is there any chance you'd be able to stream the TGMS uncensored.tv somewhere in the future?

01:17:04.000 Or should we just get a new subscription at Compound?

01:17:07.000 I will also definitely be willing to pay for a digital copy of this season.

01:17:09.000 Is that possible?

01:17:10.000 Those shows are Comedy Gold.

01:17:11.000 You red-pilled me.

01:17:12.000 Help me get lay with your mission to help Rats.

01:17:14.000 So I'd love to check out some of those episodes.

01:17:16.000 Waiting for my daily fix of the G-Dog.

01:17:20.000 Are you subscribed to censored.tv?

01:17:22.000 Because that would be fucked up if you weren't and retarded. 1.00

01:17:28.000 Every time I email Keith and I say, hey, can I get those shows?

01:17:28.000 It's weird.

01:17:33.000 It's the only time he doesn't respond to me.

01:17:35.000 And the most recent thing he said was Vimeo just made us take all those down.

01:17:44.000 Now, I've heard rumors that you can still get them if you are on Compound Media, but, wow, she was a smoke show. 1.00

01:17:57.000 But, yeah, I'm in the process of getting him.

01:18:00.000 I Guess that's a toilet paper ascot.

01:18:02.000 That guy stabbed me in the back after Proud Boys raised $800 for him after his mom died.

01:18:06.000 Now he shits on Proud Boys all the time.

01:18:08.000 Even though he stabbed him back.

01:18:09.000 That guy fucking died.

01:18:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:12.000 The black guy, not David Duke.

01:18:16.000 God's decisions will never know.

01:18:19.000 He was so freaked out.

01:18:20.000 Oh, really?

01:18:21.000 Chris, about him?

01:18:22.000 Yeah, well, he didn't know David Duke was coming on the show to talk about the dangers of white bread.

01:18:28.000 Anyway, so yeah, I'll probably buy them off of Keith.

01:18:32.000 It's kind of weird that he's charging me for them.

01:18:35.000 I don't think they charged Legion of Skanks.

01:18:38.000 You know, I hate it when conservatives go, oh, liberals never have the facts.

01:18:43.000 Look at everybody's, like.

01:18:45.000 Everybody was in a way different place in their career.

01:18:48.000 Yeah.

01:18:49.000 He just had a curtain, not a studio.

01:18:51.000 Milo was just like in a hotel somewhere.

01:18:55.000 Not as gay or extravagant. 1.00

01:18:57.000 She's in jail right now. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:59.000 Holy cannoli.

01:19:01.000 Sargon has become a pariah. 0.96

01:19:04.000 Pastor Manny's still going.

01:19:05.000 Anyway, that's enough.

01:19:06.000 So yeah, I'm trying to get him.

01:19:08.000 I don't know why you're not subscribed to this if you're not.

01:19:13.000 Sergei, race mixing and your weird callers. 0.69

01:19:16.000 Why are so many of your weirdo callers obsessed with Nick and his stand on race mixing?

01:19:23.000 From what I can tell, this is his personal opinion for his own personal life.

01:19:27.000 This is not part of his mission statement.

01:19:29.000 I started watching Nick about a month ago because of all the hullabaloo.

01:19:33.000 And what you know, he's never mentioned race mixing once in his show.

01:19:36.000 For the love of God, quit obsessing about a 20-year-old's personal preference on life partners.

01:19:40.000 Such a weird thing to get hung up on.

01:19:42.000 Yep.

01:19:43.000 We also had a lot of people saying, dude, the Boogaloo isn't a race war.

01:19:48.000 It's just a civil war.

01:19:49.000 Oh.

01:19:50.000 Yes, but it's also seen by the mainstream media as a race war.

01:19:55.000 So you have to, it becomes perception versus reality.

01:19:59.000 From Nathan, better topic than Groupers.

01:20:02.000 Yeah, I'm kind of done with talking about fucking Groupers. 1.00

01:20:05.000 It's sort of like my problem with anti-Semites is they want to talk about Jews all the time.

01:20:08.000 And as Mike Cernovich said, I'll talk about it once a month.

01:20:12.000 But I'll talk about Groipers once a month from now on. 1.00

01:20:16.000 Greetings, Gavin and Mike.

01:20:17.000 I have several points to make.

01:20:18.000 I'll try to be brief and interesting for starters.

01:20:19.000 I'm 100% on board with Gavin's view of school, and I am in fact planning on homeschooling my daughter.

01:20:25.000 However, I also believe he could not be more wrong in regards to fiction.

01:20:29.000 Not all fiction is two gay elves fucking each other in the ass under a rainbow. 0.98

01:20:34.000 Atlas Shrugged is fiction, as is all of Dostoevsky.

01:20:38.000 I'm not sure if you're just being hyperbolic or do you really believe that fiction should not be read by adults?

01:20:43.000 Well, my problem is I have X amount of time.

01:20:46.000 So if I'm going to read a Russian author, I'd rather read Solzhenitsyn's speeches about the West than a made-up Dostoevsky story.

01:20:55.000 I know that...

01:20:56.000 Oh, that's not...

01:21:00.000 Was that Tolstoy?

01:21:03.000 John Kinsman is reading War and Peace because he's in prison.

01:21:07.000 There's lots of time to do that.

01:21:10.000 Tolstoy.

01:21:11.000 Tolstoy.

01:21:14.000 Second point.

01:21:14.000 Do you know Chuck Polanek?

01:21:16.000 Yes.

01:21:16.000 I asked because I know he's a very good friend of Jim Goad.

01:21:18.000 You also know Mr. Dode.

01:21:20.000 I mean, Goad.

01:21:22.000 Why do people have so many points?

01:21:24.000 This brings me to my third and final point.

01:21:26.000 Is this your death?

01:21:28.000 Are you on your deathbed?

01:21:30.000 Are you getting everything out before you blow your head off?

01:21:32.000 And he has a PS, by the way.

01:21:34.000 Did you pay $400 per email?

01:21:39.000 I pay per email, not per point.

01:21:40.000 This is what Kumia talks about.

01:21:42.000 Why are we so accessible?

01:21:44.000 Like, this is some fucking random kid, and he gets to ask me four questions with a PS?

01:21:50.000 We're not Johnny P. This is my...

01:21:54.000 Oh, it's cool.

01:21:55.000 You got points.

01:21:56.000 I just finished Polonix's new book, which is a story about people rising up and killing all politicians and media persona.

01:22:01.000 There's a character in the book named Gavin McInnes.

01:22:05.000 What?

01:22:06.000 I figure it can't be a coincidence as he makes many other modern references, including Rules for Radicals, Antifa, and Incels, along with names of other people like Keith Ellison.

01:22:15.000 I just figured there's a story.

01:22:17.000 I figured there is a story, though, as he's one of the most disturbed and talented people around today.

01:22:22.000 How does Gavin McInnes do in this book?

01:22:25.000 Is he murdered?

01:22:28.000 Don't flame too hard.

01:22:29.000 My wife watches the show with me.

01:22:30.000 Too late.

01:22:31.000 P.S. I'm not sure on the layout of the studio, but as a day one viewer of the show, the only real critique I have is turning Ryan around.

01:22:39.000 Like, who the fuck?

01:22:43.000 Like, are you God?

01:22:45.000 Yeah, I think I'm watching a show.

01:22:47.000 Can you turn your desk?

01:22:48.000 Imagine I said to Tucker Carlson, I think I would like you on the right and then the guest on the left.

01:22:53.000 So you're sort of facing that way more.

01:22:55.000 I'm not sure about you facing to the left.

01:22:58.000 It sends a weird message.

01:22:58.000 I don't know.

01:23:04.000 Chip.

01:23:04.000 This is from Chip.

01:23:06.000 Chip.

01:23:07.000 Dear Gavin.

01:23:08.000 By the way, Chip Chipperson is something I just...

01:23:11.000 You just can't even...

01:23:12.000 Can't fit it in my...

01:23:15.000 I don't get why people think it's funny.

01:23:18.000 I don't know how I would act if I was on that show.

01:23:20.000 Do I pretend that you're Chip Chipperson, but you're not?

01:23:24.000 What do you mean?

01:23:25.000 Who?

01:23:26.000 Chip Chipperson is Chip Chipperson.

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:28.000 I don't get it.

01:23:29.000 It would be like talking to a puppet.

01:23:31.000 Like, I could do that on Sesame Street.

01:23:33.000 Go, yeah, yeah, the letter B is cool.

01:23:36.000 What's your favorite color?

01:23:38.000 I'd like to thank you for yesterday's episode, Stupid Trump Supporters.

01:23:41.000 Your 50-minute green screen segment on Frank's Facebook copy and paste 1,000-word diatribe was a breath of fresh air because there was no detective shitty to interject.

01:23:50.000 Whenever you do a green screen bid, it reminds me of your old show when you hosted solo.

01:23:53.000 There's no one to distract or derail you.

01:23:55.000 I'm going to be an asshole and suggest going heavy on the green screen for GOML and much less of you and Ryan constantly butting heads in the studio room.

01:24:02.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:24:03.000 Again, thanks for your tips.

01:24:06.000 Fucker said that.

01:24:06.000 Focus group.

01:24:08.000 I can't.

01:24:12.000 Maybe I'm getting sick of the mailbag, to be honest.

01:24:15.000 We got to just vet him.

01:24:16.000 I think I didn't ask for any input.

01:24:19.000 There's got to be some good ones in there.

01:24:20.000 And it's someone who's never had a show, never done anything in media, and they're all like, yeah, I think what should happen here, why don't you make your show?

01:24:29.000 And then you can have Ryan face your Ryan face a certain way, or you can do more green screen.

01:24:34.000 I'm just trying to help.

01:24:36.000 I'm looking at some of the subjects.

01:24:37.000 Canadian redneck YouTuber.

01:24:39.000 Yeah.

01:24:40.000 That one seems interesting.

01:24:41.000 Then this one's just by the subject, Ryan.

01:24:44.000 Fuck off.

01:24:44.000 Yeah.

01:24:44.000 And this one.

01:24:45.000 That's not helpful.

01:24:46.000 The subject.

01:24:47.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:24:48.000 Jeremy, I won't say his name, Nazi hunter.

01:24:51.000 He must not be very busy.

01:24:53.000 And they talk about, I guess, a real-life Nazi hunter.

01:24:56.000 Ephraim Zuroff, the top Nazi hunter for the Los Angeles-based Simon Weisenthal Center, said he believed Karkas should have been extradited.

01:25:10.000 He said it was unfortunate that Poland and the U.S. didn't move more aggressively to do so.

01:25:16.000 Why the fuck have you not pulled up this motherfucking article? 0.95

01:25:19.000 Oh, vetting emails.

01:25:21.000 Yeah, you suck at vetting emails.

01:25:23.000 You judge it by the subject.

01:25:24.000 Well, that's usually the synopsis of an email.

01:25:28.000 Minneapolis man exposed as commander of Nazi-led unit dies at 100.

01:25:33.000 A pillar of the local Ukrainian community, Michael Karkok, was...

01:25:41.000 Go to the fucking email.

01:25:42.000 Aren't you watching the same letters I am?

01:25:45.000 I'm reading them in order.

01:25:48.000 So while you're researching how to make this show a better show, you're fucking up your job.

01:25:53.000 There we go.

01:25:54.000 It's weird how they...

01:26:06.000 This is like when they called that terrorist a austere scholar.

01:26:11.000 A pillar of the local Ukrainian community.

01:26:13.000 Michael Karkok was a top commander of a military unit accused of war crimes.

01:26:18.000 Yeah, this is exactly why Jordan Peel's Netflix show is so motherfucking retarded. 1.00

01:26:25.000 We have our own militia out to get these, what, four guys?

01:26:33.000 Say they broke into his house, right, in the show and shot him in the head.

01:26:38.000 Okay, you got a Nazi. 0.76

01:26:40.000 You're literally, what, 70 years late on getting the bad guy, but okay, you killed Michael Karcock.

01:26:50.000 Thanks for making the world a safer place.

01:26:53.000 And by the way, thanks for showing the Nazis that if you commit war crimes, then you better watch your ass when you're 100 because you might get shot in the head. 0.82

01:27:04.000 In your face, Nazis. 0.54

01:27:06.000 You'll only live to 100.

01:27:12.000 Fucking Jordan.

01:27:13.000 I saw Get Out was on TV last night.

01:27:15.000 The motherfuckers become like mother flipper and fudge. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Shoot.

01:27:21.000 Overdubs?

01:27:22.000 But I was just like watching it, just getting so annoyed with Jordan Peel.

01:27:27.000 He grew up in the Upper West Side with a white mom, went to all white schools.

01:27:31.000 And since meeting that stupid bitch, Chelsea Paretti, his entire career is now white people are evil. 0.80

01:27:38.000 They're spooky.

01:27:40.000 They got tricks up their sleeve.

01:27:42.000 And they have to be stopped at all costs.

01:27:47.000 Although, the one with the scissors was just a black family with an evil black family, right? 1.00

01:27:53.000 This is us.

01:27:54.000 I couldn't even.

01:27:56.000 Why not?

01:27:57.000 I couldn't even pay any attention to that one.

01:27:59.000 All the banners just looked so weird.

01:28:01.000 It looked like cultish and strange.

01:28:04.000 Do some like TV edits.

01:28:06.000 We would be cunts.

01:28:08.000 You calling us cunts?

01:28:09.000 We would be sloppy.

01:28:12.000 Sloppy.

01:28:14.000 Oh, this one's.

01:28:16.000 Waiting to get fucked.

01:28:17.000 This time like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked.

01:28:21.000 Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy?

01:28:22.000 Eating pineapple.

01:28:27.000 I remember that one.

01:28:28.000 Eating pineapple?

01:28:29.000 That didn't sound anything like him.

01:28:31.000 I thought they sat with the guys after the movie and said, here, read this.

01:28:35.000 And then they do it in a soundstage and go, mother flipper.

01:28:38.000 That'd be a good idea, but I that's what they did to get that's clearly what they did to get out.

01:28:42.000 Uh-huh.

01:28:43.000 Oh, really?

01:28:43.000 But I guess not to eating chicken.

01:28:51.000 This is from Paul Repent Moss.

01:28:53.000 Fucker. 1.00

01:28:54.000 We were watching this too.

01:28:57.000 Repent.

01:28:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:28:58.000 Artist check, rather.

01:28:58.000 This guy rules.

01:29:00.000 This is now ancient news.

01:29:02.000 I'm sorry, but I don't need your help.

01:29:04.000 Yes, you do.

01:29:04.000 That's another thing our readers do.

01:29:06.000 Our viewers, they send me viral videos that are a week old and have 3 million views.

01:29:11.000 Thanks.

01:29:12.000 Never heard of that.

01:29:13.000 Did they just send it?

01:29:14.000 Yeah.

01:29:18.000 This was late last night.

01:29:20.000 Is she a parrot? 0.97

01:29:21.000 I don't have to do anything.

01:29:23.000 We're all sinners.

01:29:25.000 Okay.

01:29:26.000 So she was harassing some Muslim guy who's in the frozen food section. 0.97

01:29:34.000 You motherfucking accuser.

01:29:37.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:29:39.000 Yeah, I'm accusing you.

01:29:41.000 happens if like the Myst movie starts happening in that same thing and she's one of the ladies there. 1.00

01:29:51.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

01:29:53.000 Yeah, motherfucker.

01:29:54.000 I've heard motherfucker.

01:29:55.000 I've heard motherfucker.

01:29:57.000 I've never heard motherfucker.

01:29:59.000 Like, why do you forget your R halfway through the word? 0.57

01:30:02.000 Or motherfucker. 0.69

01:30:04.000 Yeah, motherfucker.

01:30:05.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

01:30:07.000 You gotta pick one.

01:30:08.000 Anyway, thanks for the heads up on a viral video that at least, according to this, 45,000 people have seen and is from four days ago.

01:30:20.000 Although that sort of follows this theme of being the no news show.

01:30:24.000 No news episode.

01:30:25.000 All right, last one.

01:30:27.000 Oh, God.

01:30:28.000 No, not the last one.

01:30:29.000 Stop being such a dick, blah, blah, blah. 0.94

01:30:31.000 Stop being such a dick to Ryan.

01:30:32.000 The other day you screamed at him for the first 50 minutes.

01:30:34.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:30:36.000 William, maybe Milo could try to get Tom McDonald on his show?

01:30:44.000 Like, what is with you?

01:30:46.000 just sort of sitting around thinking about stuff.

01:30:52.000 Oh, this rapper?

01:30:53.000 Yeah, this is the...

01:31:00.000 Those were the suggestion.

01:31:01.000 I was wondering, by the way, I keep getting sent that guy.

01:31:04.000 People go, hey, you should check out.

01:31:05.000 Fucking Angry Foreigner sent me that video and says, this is a good guy to red pill people. 1.00

01:31:10.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm familiar with him.

01:31:12.000 It has 50 million views and it's from two years ago.

01:31:15.000 He does the grind TV.

01:31:16.000 I think he might be accessible.

01:31:21.000 Yeah, maybe Milo could get him on the show.

01:31:24.000 Anyway, same guy.

01:31:25.000 Six minutes earlier.

01:31:27.000 Tuesday show was your worst.

01:31:28.000 Why do you think we want to hear about your dick? 0.99

01:31:29.000 Nothing on the planet could be less interesting to me except his story about Pelosi's Gash.

01:31:33.000 Must be tough coming up with ideas for shows every day, but when you jump the shark with your pecker, you know you're at the bottom of the barrel.

01:31:40.000 I even hate to say, but Milo's show has been getting better and even slightly better than yours.

01:31:44.000 Whoa.

01:31:45.000 Like, what compels someone to write this to a stranger?

01:31:50.000 Matt, this is about Nick Fuentes.

01:31:53.000 Boring.

01:31:56.000 I'm one of those people who cancel my membership if you hire Nick Fuentes.

01:31:59.000 Okay.

01:32:00.000 Captain Dankrun.

01:32:02.000 Gavin, it always annoys me when viewers write in and criticize your technique.

01:32:05.000 I hate to be that guy, but here we go.

01:32:10.000 GML Live30 was a mess.

01:32:12.000 I'm sure you think there's some entertainment in bashing Ryan.

01:32:15.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:32:15.000 Boring.

01:32:17.000 This is from Yash, Canadian Redneck YouTuber.

01:32:19.000 You need to check out this guy's YouTube channel.

01:32:20.000 His Canadian accent is awesome.

01:32:27.000 Minus 40.

01:32:28.000 Jesus.

01:32:29.000 What is that in Sarius?

01:32:32.000 Celsius.

01:32:33.000 What is minus 40?

01:32:35.000 It's cool outside.

01:32:36.000 I can either A, sit in the house and have the old lady give me the old, why the fuck haven't you finished all those projects you started six years ago? 0.99

01:32:45.000 I'm going to get around to it.

01:32:46.000 You got to don't have to nag me every day.

01:32:48.000 Or I can go stand in a fucking snowbank and get some piece of shit running.

01:32:52.000 Oh, it's minus 40 Celsius is minus 40 Fahrenheit to the same.

01:32:58.000 Really?

01:32:58.000 Your cold stars are part of the cold start to the guess they match after a while.

01:33:03.000 It just don't work.

01:33:05.000 You don't make no damn shit.

01:33:07.000 You guys got good old country music.

01:33:09.000 You guys got cheap beer.

01:33:10.000 You got Trump.

01:33:11.000 We got fucking turred dough.

01:33:13.000 We have recently switched to drinking.

01:33:19.000 Trump, we got fucking turred dough.

01:33:22.000 We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of water, out of, when we have water bottles, out of plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper like drink box water bottles.

01:33:41.000 So at least let us fucking have cold starts.

01:33:43.000 Alaska's always going to have a fucking beat, but you know, give us the old pity fucking, let us have cold starts. 1.00

01:33:50.000 Cold starts, I think he's talking about finding abandoned trucks, putting in fresh batteries and starting them up, fuck.

01:33:57.000 And driving them away.

01:33:58.000 Huh?

01:33:59.000 Fucking that's Canadian hunting.

01:34:01.000 That's fun right there.

01:34:03.000 Okay, here's the last one.

01:34:05.000 If this is some ancient video with a billion views, I'm going to fucking kill you, Anthony.

01:34:12.000 Gavin and Ryan, please react to this rap video.

01:34:14.000 You won't regret it.

01:34:15.000 Best, Anthony.

01:34:16.000 Okay.

01:34:18.000 And it is from a week ago, 321,000 views, but I have not seen it.

01:34:25.000 Thank you.

01:34:33.000 Did you legitimately play this the other day?

01:34:35.000 Was that different?

01:34:36.000 Oh.

01:34:42.000 Is he kidding?

01:34:43.000 Yeah, this just...

01:34:46.000 I'm not trying.

01:34:50.000 There's nothing cooler than not giving a fuck.

01:35:00.000 It's all about vibes.

01:35:01.000 I don't know if you're right that he's kidding.

01:35:05.000 I think he's leaning into whatever this is.

01:35:08.000 He's just showing like Goku posting.

01:35:10.000 Well, you are always wrong about everything.

01:35:12.000 That's Elmo.

01:35:13.000 Well, I know the culture that I despise.

01:35:20.000 There's no way you can do this.

01:35:21.000 I think he's legit.

01:35:23.000 Why would he show Elmo so much?

01:35:25.000 To be like, I'm also a loser.

01:35:26.000 I didn't see Elmo.

01:35:27.000 Yeah, there's Elmo and Goku and anime.

01:35:30.000 This is just vibe check shit.

01:35:34.000 Yeah, it's all vibe stuff.

01:35:36.000 What do you mean it's all vibe?

01:35:38.000 That's what they do.

01:35:38.000 It's like Lil Yadi.

01:35:40.000 Like, look at Lil Yadi and you'll get it. 0.87

01:35:43.000 But all his songs are like this.

01:35:45.000 Yeah, that's his sway.

01:35:47.000 His swag.

01:35:48.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:35:49.000 You're wrong, Ryan.

01:35:50.000 No, I'm not.

01:35:51.000 Look at this.

01:35:52.000 He's not kidding.

01:35:54.000 He's this guy.

01:35:58.000 This couldn't be more different.

01:36:01.000 How is this the same?

01:36:02.000 Because look how corny I am.

01:36:04.000 I like anime and...

01:36:05.000 This is a great song.

01:36:06.000 It was a huge pop hit.

01:36:08.000 I think it sucks, but I mean...

01:36:12.000 Interesting.

01:36:12.000 Go back.

01:36:13.000 Oh, you like it?

01:36:14.000 Yeah, and it's not done in a fucked up weird voice.

01:36:18.000 But it's mumble rap and this isn't mumble rap, you fucking retard. 1.00

01:36:24.000 It sure is.

01:36:24.000 No, that squeaky guy?

01:36:26.000 No, this.

01:36:28.000 So instead of mumbling, he squeaks.

01:36:32.000 Yeah, this is an incredibly popular pop song that dominated the charts.

01:36:38.000 I know that.

01:36:39.000 You don't see the difference between this and the squeaky guy?

01:36:42.000 My point is the same approach to mumble rap.

01:36:45.000 You gotta listen.

01:36:47.000 He's mumbling to say, I don't give a fuck.

01:36:50.000 That's got nothing to do with the freak we just saw.

01:36:53.000 Because he squeaks because he doesn't give a fuck.

01:36:55.000 What?

01:36:56.000 Mumble rap, he's trying to start a new wave, and it's called just, whatever the hell, squeak rap?

01:37:01.000 Wow.

01:37:02.000 Anyway, that was super funny, but Ryan ruined it by thinking it was real and coming up with a fucking stupid theory that Dram is the same as Darko.

01:37:15.000 Alright, we're out of time.

01:37:20.000 What should we end with?

01:37:24.000 Oh, let's end with this one.

01:37:26.000 2-9.

01:37:27.000 2-9.

01:37:30.000 And by the way, folks, please find out if that rapper is serious or not, the Sesame Street Elmo guy.

01:37:38.000 And you can hear me give a long apology to Ryan if he is joking.

01:37:45.000 I call out fake stuff all the time.

01:37:47.000 You're like, oh, yeah.

01:37:49.000 All right, so this is very interesting to me.

01:37:51.000 This was Comcast fired this guy for doing this.

01:37:56.000 Now he's recording with his GoPro, as he always does, probably to avoid insurance problems if he gets hit by a car or something.

01:38:06.000 And he notices this guy's twisting the lock.

01:38:12.000 What the fuck do you think you're doing?

01:38:15.000 I see what you're doing.

01:38:16.000 Don't.

01:38:18.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.90

01:38:19.000 Got a couple.

01:38:20.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.90

01:38:23.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:38:25.000 See that?

01:38:26.000 He's twisting the lock.

01:38:29.000 And you were right there doing jack shit.

01:38:32.000 Yeah.

01:38:33.000 You fucking loser.

01:38:34.000 Now, here's what's important.

01:38:35.000 This sort of links back to what we've been saying in this show.

01:38:38.000 The guy in the blue coat who just sat there going, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:38:42.000 He still has his job.

01:38:44.000 He's not fired.

01:38:45.000 But this guy who protected this woman's bike, I assume it's a woman, and caught this fucker in the act is fired.

01:38:52.000 I don't know, because he's black or something.

01:38:54.000 I don't know why this was, it's a crime to prevent bike thievery. 0.97

01:38:58.000 But this guy lost his fucking job.

01:39:00.000 And this goes back to this sort of war on men, war on masculinity, war on the patriarchy, war on independence.

01:39:07.000 It's just like the new Rochelle coach who was fired for calling his drunk niece's mom.

01:39:13.000 By the way, the bitch who got him fired has just been forced to resign. 1.00

01:39:17.000 Wow.

01:39:18.000 So this is what affirmative action does.

01:39:19.000 It gets some cunt into your workplace. 1.00

01:39:22.000 She gets you fired, and then she gets herself fired for being incompetent. 1.00

01:39:26.000 Just like an Ebola virus, really.

01:39:31.000 Like, this guy deserves a reward.

01:39:32.000 That's what I liked about that Target manager from yesterday who got 30 grand.

01:39:37.000 Target didn't give her shit. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Although she really just sat there and took abuse. 1.00

01:39:44.000 Is this him?

01:39:45.000 New Rochelle.

01:39:46.000 Parents demand superintendent resign over coach suspension.

01:39:49.000 But he's done.

01:39:50.000 And you know what he got?

01:39:51.000 You know what his compensation was?

01:39:54.000 A year's salary.

01:39:55.000 Yeah, he's been there for like 26 years.

01:39:58.000 He saved a million lives.

01:39:59.000 Would that video not play?

01:40:02.000 Why not?

01:40:04.000 I'll refresh it.

01:40:05.000 The whole thing's actually frozen now.

01:40:09.000 Okay.

01:40:12.000 So we need more people like that Comcast guy, and we need less pussy corporations that are so scared of the rules of getting sued that they walk all over their employees, anyone with any kind of bravery, anyone with any kind of gumption or grit or honesty or manhood. 0.99

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 22, 2020

S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE [2020-01-22 - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE]

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